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That's it.

Oh, shit!

Who dropped him?

Sort of both of us.

Sort of one of you pick him up.
Yes, my lady.

Oh. Hello.

Aren't you a lovely boy? There.

No. Here.

Before I cut you free...
what shall I call you?

Do I even bother?

Perhaps I should have left you
on the floor to rot.

Do you know why?

You are my second son.

And you will inherit nothing
of any human value.

What use are you to anybody?

Leave him attached for now.

And go, before I avenge
the dropping business.

What of his name, my lady?

He is my George.

Good morning, George.

Maybe you apply it?

Is it sore, brother?
Course it's fucking sore.

Could have ripped his head off.

Now he's on his deathbed
like poor Daddy.

Kit!
Yes, Kit. You and your sister, go.

But why can John stay, Mother?
Because he's the eldest.

And I prefer him.
By quite the margin.

I want to be scarred forever.

Perhaps go, Miss Ashcattle?
And take that one with you.

I told you
to put a cork up it, Jenny.

He's just so... pretty.

What did you do?
I don't want to go.

All I want is Jenny.

I love her.
She's a servant.

Not in my heart.
That's not how it works.

That's not how a single thing
- fucking works.
- Well, it should be.

Are you five?! No.

You will go to France, George.
If you make me go,

I will kill myself,
but this time I will make sure-

Fall in a way that breaks your neck?

So that's why you left me to hang?

I left you because it was staged,
you were play acting.

It was real, I promise you.

You just want
to send me off to France

to learn the ways of refinement.

And then return to marry
some awful rich wife

and milk her fat fucking dowry.
It's about more than that.

No, it's not.
I never beat you.

- Perhaps I'll begin.
- Father has enough
times. Why don't you?

Mother, don't hurt him.

I won't.

Think of John. Eldest and heir,

who will marry him?

How can we build and pass on anything
unless we use your gifts.

What gifts?
If I were a man

and I looked like you,
I'd rule the fucking planet.

I don't want to rule
the fucking planet.

Then it will rule you. Second sons
offer nothing. Inherit nothing.

Raise yourself,
or you will be nothing.

If you make me go...

I will slit my wrists.
I will make sure this time-

Oh, darling, you don't have the will.

Are you scared? Is that it?

To leave me?

Father was always against me going.

And while he still draws breath,
his word means something.

Any final words... from anyone?

Better pack quick, prick.

Apart from those?

Uh...

At least he won't walk out on you.

Get rid of him.

He reeks.

'What were you before

'Sir George Villiers,
Knight of the Shire,

'dragged you from obscurity?

'A serving girl worth nothing.'

And like a fool, I paid off
the Beaumonts so they would lie

and pretend you were one of theirs,
so we might marry.

I gave you the Villiers name,

held by great men for 500 years.

Two hundred, at most.

And what did you give me...

to carry on the Villiers name?

A hollow boy.
All I built dies with your John.

You built nothing but regret,
and syphilis scars.

You think you're funny, bitch?
None of this is. None.

What about that second boy,
why give him my name?

As a warning.
Oh. Of what?

Of what he might become
if I fail him.

More wit.

And you'd use my money to send
that little tart to France?

I will.
I won't throw good money after bad.

My George, will go to France

and learn a better way than yours.

All of you can fucking burn.

Anymore to share?

Fuck...

Nor I...

I see you looking
at all the stable lads.

Do you like boys too, or what?

Shut up, Jenny.

I just want you forever.

I'm sorry
about your husband's death,

but I am afraid
I have more bad news.

I know you have little time
for bookkeepers, even-

Assume I have less. I want my
second boy to travel overseas.

There's money for that, surely?

So, I only have the house?

Your husband signed over your house
to one of his cousins.

I think to insulate it
from his debt.

Fuck. Will the cousin sell?

No. You can stay, for a fixed rent.

I have to pay
to live in my own house?

It's not yours, that's the crux-
And-And what do I pay with, vapour?

Money.

There is also this...

Payments made, on your behalf,
a long time ago.

To the Beaumont family.

The reason for payment
is specified there.

If this became known,
your position in society

would become untenable.

Never tell anyone of this.
Understand?

But tell me...

what do I do for capital?

There's only one option.

Marry again?

Is there any worse Hell
than a woman's?

I could suggest suitable bachelors?

Though you would have to wait
to not seem too unseemly.

How many weeks?
Four at least.

Six if you care for...

Sir Thomas Compton?
Afraid so. You?

Your next wife.

Sorry, love?
Don't be.

What is this? Really?

A proposal. Really.

To what, marry you?

I'm way past
all that shit and noise.

Are you? You've had enough wives?

For two lifetimes. Three.

Why not live one more time?

Well, the cost, for a start.
All living costs until we're free.

Mm. Well, until that day,
why encourage more expense

and more pain?
Companionship, no? Closeness?

Well, that's something I've missed.

As have I. And no,
I know you are self-made.

I want none of your fortune.
No rights of acquisition,

or inheritance. Nothing, except...
Except...?

Except before we are wed: a small
stipend to cover my son's education.

Ah-ha!
First, you talk like a courtesan

and now, just like a bookkeeper?
Front and back of the same shop.

Fuck me down.

You are forward.
I have been held back far too long.

Seems to me like nothing
holds you back, like you're used

to getting what you want?
Oh, quite the opposite.

Why I'm presenting
such favourable terms.

Come. Let us live.

You really value your son's
education enough to endure me?

You seem entirely
endurable, Sir Thomas.

And, you should know...
I am Mary.

You're just spitting in it.

Just take your time.
Like I showed you.

I am to marry again.

Who? Father's barely in the ground.

It won't affect you,
you'll be in France.

You leave in a few days.
It's all arranged.

I don't want to go.

Your want is irrelevant.
Can the music play?

I miss the music.
All I want... is Jenny.

Do you know of Jenny's family?

Her father? Her brothers?
Brutes, all.

And if you stay in England, I'll have
no choice but to send her home.

She's terrified of them.
I know, isn't it awful?

You wouldn't.

You cannot sacrifice her to them.
Please.

I hate you.

Only because you know I'm right.

Whoa!

Oh, he's fainted?

Or he's choking?

I've never left England before.
I've never been out to sea.

My French...

is so 'sans', I'll-I'll never-
You have nothing to fear in France.

What if I go later? When I'm older?

You could.

But if you miss this chance,
you will fail us all.

And live, like your father,
smeared in the unwashable excrement

of eternal shame.

Bon voyage.

Monsieur.
I am Jean. How was your journey?

Right.

That good?

Come.

How were you hurt, friend?

Oh, uh... I took a tumble.
So, you didn't try to hang yourself?

No.

Where did you hear that?
Your mother.

Told me in her letters.

It's private.
She's paying me to help you.

Like I help all the English boys
who come here.

And how can I help you
if I don't know who you are?

So please, do not lie to me again.

Or how will you become a gentleman?

'Nous voila'.

Why-Why is there no-one here
to greet me?

In England, its customary
for the household-They're busy.

Doing what?

Ah...
Oh, I...I apologise, sir.

Thank... No, thank you.

Did you take me through there
on purpose...

to humiliate me?

The other...

Where are we?

France.

Come on.

Purchased the place
after I made real money.

When we still had young children.

Perhaps it's ill-advised, rattling
around here, alone in my cage,

all these years?
There are worse cages.

So, you won't mind living here?

What's wrong?
Do know, Mary,

I'll not risk all this.

A contract must signed.
Don't worry. I know just the man.

My God, George. What is that?

It was a gift.
A gift?

A gift? Who from, a child?

Why would you do that?

Follow me, Mr Piper.

That was a present.
Oh, you want to be known

as the son of a knight
who falls in love with stupid

little serving girls and also plays
a shitty pauper's flute?

So, you know about that, too?
I know everything.

Your poor older brother.

Your violent father.

How he beat you...

...daily.

And you never fought back.

You just...

...took it.

Mm.
What was I supposed to do?

Defend yourself.

Like a man.

Not shiver and cry, like a lost boy.

Voila.

Own your body.

Your territory.

In France,

and even in your wet, sad excuse
of a little fucking country,

it counts for who you are, George.

Yes?

There are rules for those who rule.

Codes.

Honour.

Also...

...from now on...

no more English. It is like um...

...disease of the tongue,
it debases the mind.

So, from now on...

There.

Ah...

Ooh!

There are 15 rooms that
are being decorated at the moment.

OK. I'll report that two or three
months' time would have been fine.

Thank you.
Yes.

Who was that?
You don't wanna know.

How's your fetching lad
doing in France?

He turned full frog yet?
No. Tell me, who was it?

Him?
The parasite's parasite.

Advance party.
Scouting for the King.

His Majesty's summer travels
bring him our way.

He must be housed and fed,
watered and wiped.

The King will be staying here?
Oh, God, fucking no.

Our renovations
won't be finished in time.

What renovations?
I thought you were the bright one

- of your brood, Mary.
- Why would
you lie about having renovations?

I put King James up once before
and the big buggering goatfucker

nearly bankrupted me ten times over.
- More.
- Is it not worth the price?

How provincial are you, girl?
I have never met the King.

I should like to.

For once in my life.

I understand your instinct.
I do, really.

But, honestly,
it is a fucking nightmare.

The Expense. Paperwork. The mess.

Or...

do you think you can seduce
His Maj how you did me?

- I could try.
- Well, I fear
you've got one too few penises

and two too many tits.
Well, I know about the King's tastes.

But still, I'd enjoy the privilege.
Time with him.

Conversation.
Conversation?!

He won't give you a second fucking
- glance, woman.
- A first is fine.

Look, I-I admit, I am provincial.

My husband barely let
our family leave the house.

I've been shuttered away
in the dark for so long,

I want to emerge into the light.
Let me meet His Majesty, please.

I promise you, love.

The King is a dead-eyed,
horny-handed horror

who surrounds himself with many
deceitful, well-hung beauties

unlike anything you know.

Indulge me, husband.

What's the worst
a well-hung beauty can do?

You'll find out.

Whoa, there!

Sir David Graham. Only Englishman
on the King's staff.

A shineless turd of a man,
but I feel for him.

Why, if he's a turd?
Because he has to deal with them.

The Well-Hung Crew.
The men of the King's bedchamber.

All Scots.

And he, most hung:

Earl of Somerset.

The King's...
well, every-fucking-thing.

All of you inside!

King James is tired,
does not want to see anyone.

King James will not be
ready to see anyone until dinner.

Is this normal?

Nothing's normal with these cunts.

Hm.

Any news, my lord?

Oh, the King is...
more tired than we thought.

He may, in fact, be very ill.

As such, he does not want to dine.

Or anyone else to, either,

in case the sound
of your collective masticating

echoes through
to his very modest rooms

and disturbs
his fragile peace yet further.

If King James is not himself,
then of course none of us shall eat.

But may you stay a while with us
and we converse with you, my lord?

No.

Go.

What is wrong with the King?
You may never know.

He is prone to illness,
but also moods, tempers, hangovers.

And then you have Somerset
who lies as often as he defecates.

So... forget him,

come to bed.

Or are you gonna stalk the halls all
night trying to get a wee glimpse?

Why do this here?
Fucking relax!

You mean accept less than I deserve?
No, I mean... No! Robert!

Where are you going?

What are you doing? Are you a spy?

It is my house, my Lord.
No. No. No. No.

I am Lord Chamberlain,
privy councillor.

Wherever I am is my property
for the King's business.

What? What is it?

You are so handsome.

But you must be terrified, no?

His head will turn one day
for another more beautiful?

Well, luckily, there is no such man.

If there is we'll have to meet him.

You really want to meet some-
It was a wee joke, for fuck's sake!

Your Majesty.

Now, where were we
before all those rash, silly words?

Must we fight like cats?

We should play.

We should play like pups.

To the kennels.

For a thousand years,
since the Romans, since Hadrian,

we kept the Scottish hordes at bay.

Not much more than a decade
of James' rule

and we're over-run here at home.

The King is Scottish.
You don't want a new monarch?

That's treason.
No, I like the King.

Even pity him. He's a...
he a different kind of Celt.

I mean that surly sodomite Somerset
and his Scottish semen-guzzlers.

So, you'd prefer we were ruled by
our own plucky, homegrown sodomites?

It would be better.

Why? Do you know any?

I may.

Jean...

George...

Ah...

Mm.

I don't understand.

You said there were rules.

Rules about how one should act...

about honour.
No, no, no.

I like giraffes.

Good. Me too.

Such long necks.

Colours of dawn and day.
Mm.

Yah!

Whoa!

Who's this stranger?
It's me, Mother.

My son's not due back
for another week.

Did you miss me?

Is it George?!
Welcome home.

Whoever you are.

Oh!

Your new inclination...
always in you, I think.

They're more than that.
They're currency.

You married well.

And I hear the King visits you here?
It's impressive.

Once. Briefly. Unimpressive.

What's he like? James?

So, cock-struck it's like a curse.

Yes, the French say that. And laugh.
Well, it's not funny to him.

They also say how weary he is?
Of Somerset?

They argue like man
- and wife.
- What about mine?

Have you found me a wife? I'm sure
you have just the girl in mind?

Hmm. I think we aim higher.

James dines soon at Apethorpe with
his brother-in-law, the Danish King.

And a new friend tells me
there are openings for cupbearers.

You want me to hold a man's cup
while he swallows?

I'll leave the specifics to you,
but it's not a man.

It's a King.

So, are you ready
for His Majesty or not?

Now, now... this tray of delights
is fit for His Majesty.

Well, two of their Majesties.

The Danes' they love their meat,
they do. So, what are you gonna do?

I thought I was supposed
to be serving drinks?

You were. To be.

Our darling lad little Laurence
here was meant to be serving

the two-king table their meat
tonight, but some Devil...

...pulled their Devil strings
and instead, it's the Devil you.

Do be careful.

Heavy load, that.

Yeah...

Thank you, chef.

Calm yourself.
Do you know the customary punishment

for starting a physical assault
in your monarch's presence?

You lose a hand.

As there are two kings here:
it's both.

Stop resisting my husband.
He tripped me deliberately!

Don't you dare talk back
to the woman who shares my bed!

You will be silent and still,

or it will be a massacre.

The other boy did trip him.
Sought his own justice.

There's no need to implement more.
- All is done.
- Your Majesty, I-

Ah, ah... Does King Christian agree?

I enjoyed the fight,
but I'm here for the ale.

And what is Queen Anne's decree?

Same as my king's.

Let the boy keep both wrists.
You saw what you saw.

Back to work lad.

Music.

Apethorpe went well, then?

When you were young...

...did you ever disgrace your family?

I barely knew them.

Who raised you?

Myself.

I raised myself.

No...

...like this.

Do you know why you couldn't?

Pride.

I have none.
Oh, of course you do.

Now, tell me what happened.

Leave nothing out.

We face the world together.

My first child died inside me.

My second was John.

And then, there was you.

Second sons are usually
a waste of life

and yet I knew, as I held you
with your grace and light,

I might raise you up.

I'm sorry.
Why?

I ruined everything-
Self-pity is so ugly,

leave it for the ugly.

But beauty is fragile.
It does not last.

So, we must act quickly.

But how?
Kings do not pardon men

for crimes done in their sight
against their lover's say.

Unless they yearn for the new.

He saw you.

And he will think of you tonight
as he sleeps...

wakes... defecates.

Pleasures himself. All we need to do
is get you back in his sight.

Are you pleased with me?

As the snake
as Eve ate her dark fruit.

If we tread right, George,
he'll be yours.

Mine.

Ours.

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