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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONE)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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BILLY: Thank you. Reynaldo!
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Detective.
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Hit and run. Died on impact.
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No wallet. No ID.
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Just once,
could a victim carry
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-at least a library card?
-(CHUCKLES)
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Maybe he was robbed.
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I don't think a thief
would have left this behind.
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Okay, so, no tire marks,
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so our driver either
fell asleep at the wheel
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or we're looking at...
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...intentional vehicular
homicide.
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Anything to work with?
School books? iPod?
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Only thing in his bag
was a set of keys
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and some very kind bud.
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Excuse me?
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-Marijuana.
-"Kind bud"?
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Is that what the kids
are calling it these days?
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That's what the kids
have always called it.
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I knew that.
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And $1,500, all hundreds.
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-Oh, the plot thickens.
-(OVEN DINGS)
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That's a lot of walking-around
money for a teenager.
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Unless the teenager
was a drug dealer
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taken out in a turf war.
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Is that what that famous
Diamond gut tells you?
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I'm going to leave my gut
out of this one.
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Stomach's still queasy
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from the bacon, egg
and cheese I scarfed.
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Speaking of scarfing,
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how was your date with
food-truck Tony last night?
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You take out,
or did he deliver?
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Wait a minute,
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how did you even know
that I had a date last night?
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Are you having me followed?
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It's hardly worth
the trouble considering,
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and just ask the grumpy,
old babysitter.
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(LAUGHS) Of course, my father.
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Benedict Arnold Diamond,
your source on the inside.
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What'd it cost you?
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Just a, uh, gift card
from Bagel World.
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The man sure loves
his everything flagels.
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Unbelievable.
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My date went fine,
thank you very much.
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Better than fine.
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I'm so sorry to interrupt
this super-awkward moment.
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Um, prints came back.
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Hit-and-run victim is
Miguel Santos, 17,
of Greenpoint.
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Arrested for tagging
when he was 12.
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Dad's on his way in.
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-School record?
-Miguel hadn't shown up
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to Van Wyck High School
since last May.
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How does a kid not
show up to school
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without a parent
going ballistic?
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Who would do that to Miguel?
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How well did you know
your son, Mr. Santos?
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I know him like...
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Like he's etched
in mi corazon.
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-You understand, Detective?
-Si, si.
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(SPEAKS SPANISH)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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-What?
-And he hasn't been
to school since May.
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That's impossible.
They would've notified me.
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I believe they did.
Isn't this your signature?
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Yeah.
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Well, he... He gives me things
to sign from school,
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you know, permission slips,
and I...
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Working two jobs,
I don't always have time
to read through them.
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Mr. Santos, we believe
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that Miguel could have
been selling drugs,
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-and that's why
he was killed.
-No!
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-Mr...
-No! Miguel was a good kid!
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Maybe he was a good kid
that got into some bad things.
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-Those aren't his.
-What?
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These keys are not his.
Look, I know my son, okay?
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I know him.
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And maybe we didn't have
time to talk all the time,
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but he was a good, decent boy.
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Sir, I was raised
in a single-parent home,
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and my mother, she was on me
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about eating my vegetables,
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getting good grades,
but you know what,
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she was a 5th-grade
teacher in Brooklyn
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and we lived in the Bronx.
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There were a lot of things
that I got into
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that she never knew about.
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Sometimes, kids keep secrets
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from the people
they love the most.
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Is it possible that, maybe,
that's what happened here?
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Thank you so much.
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Okay, info from Narcotics
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places Miguel's body squarely
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in Trinitario gang territory.
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Did they say
if Trinitario is active
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in the sale of kind bud?
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-Yeah.
-Extremely active.
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Well, at the DEA,
we call it cannabis.
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Alejandro, to what
do we owe the pleasure?
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I was up in Vice,
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thought I'd swing by,
and say, "Hey".
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'll let you two do...
Whatever.
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Trinitarios work the area
from Battery Park City
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to 34th Street.
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Thanks for the intel.
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I'm glad you stopped by.
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Are you and the captain
still not together?
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Last time I checked.
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So, does that mean
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it's safe to inquire if you're
free for dinner some time?
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-Are you asking me out?
-I am.
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I'm kinda seeing someone.
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-Ah.
-What took you so long?
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I wanted to a while back,
but, um...
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Jake called you off?
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Something like that.
Exactly like that.
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Unbelievable.
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Okay, so you cleared that up?
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Where do we find
the Trinitarios?
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Most recent intel puts
the gang's headquarters
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at a laundromat
in Spanish Harlem.
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-All right. I'll go.
-Oh, perfect!
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You can't go empty-handed.
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Here, take these for me.
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You keep dirty laundry
in your desk?
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Sometimes, I spill on things.
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Where should I keep them?
Your desk?
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(SIGHS)
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-I should get back to my file.
-Of course.
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-Good luck with your case.
-Thanks.
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Bad luck with
your sort of boyfriend.
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I'm holding out hope.
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Yeah.
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Just give me one second.
Dropping something off.
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Okay. Excuse me.
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Which one of these machines
has a cold-rinse option,
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I would hate for my blouses
to lose their shape.
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Are you not speaking because
you don't speak English,
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or because you don't
speak laundry?
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Wow, you would suck
as a Walmart greeter.
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Is there a manager here,
stone-face?
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You should take your
business elsewhere, booha.
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Aw, you did that.
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What?
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I think you have me mistaken
for someone who's not a cop.
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-Go! Go!
-Towards you.
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Police! Don't move!
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(GRUNTS)
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It's me again,
busting your ass.
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(PANTING)
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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From the way
you ran away from me,
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I am guessing
you know something
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about the murder
of Miguel Santos.
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-Miguel's dead?
-Don't play me, Carlos.
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I'm not playing!
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-Damn.
-Did Miguel sell
for Trinitario?
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Nah. He hung out with some
of us in middle school,
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but that boy had
too much brains to sling.
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And he, like,
cared about everyone,
even the addicts.
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He would've made
a bad corner boy.
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Heart and brains.
Sounds like he had a future.
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More than most of us.
Any of us.
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Then how do you explain this?
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If he wasn't dealing
for your people,
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who was he dealing for?
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(SNIFFS) That's prime.
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Ain't nobody in the 212
sellin' bammy like that.
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I'm telling you, Detective,
Miguel was not running
for nobody.
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And I have a hard time
believing that
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with prime bammy and 1500
bucks staring me in the face!
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Look, one of my boys says
he runs into Miguel
once in a while...
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-Now we're getting somewhere.
-...but he didn't say nothing
about him slinging!
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Where did he run
into him exactly?
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City Center Ice Rink.
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So what? Miguel came in here
to develop a customer base?
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Everyone has a dream.
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Maybe Miguel's
also involved hockey.
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Yeah, or hockey
was a cover-up.
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Victor said he didn't
recognize Miguel's keys,
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which makes sense if this is
where the kid kept the stash.
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Agreed. Any one of these
could be a locker
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full of laughing grass.
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You looked up weed nicknames
online, didn't you?
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-No.
-Yeah, you did.
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I did not.
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Meredith told me Alejandro was
sniffing around the precinct.
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Are you trying to impress him
with a little hipster
druggy lingo?
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Okay, maybe I did a incy-wincy
little Google search.
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Mmm-hmm. (CHUCKLES)
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Boom!
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-Come to mama.
-Let's see what we got.
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All right.
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No stash.
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Calculus, Physics...
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All the books you'd think
would be in his backpack.
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Look at this.
Wendsworth Academy?
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Looks like our kid
was going to school after all.
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Well, not just any school.
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The snobbiest private school
in all of New York.
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Oh, Miguel Santos.
Yeah, I know him. Great kid.
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Always with "sirs" and
"pleases" and "thank yous".
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How long has he been
coming here?
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Since the school year started.
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Wendsworth Academy
school year?
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Yeah. It's his first year.
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He's the starting goalie
on the hockey team.
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Great stick skills.
The Ivies are
all over the kid.
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It must have been quite a coup
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for Wendsworth Academy
to recruit him.
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Serious coup.
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He's going to lead them to the
Tri-State Championships
next week.
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Have you seen his father
down here?
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No, I would like to though.
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A kid like that,
he's raised right, you know?
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I do.
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Thanks for your help.
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(SOFTLY)
Why would the kid hide
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all that success from his dad?
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Years back the Wendsworth
Academy hockey coach
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approached me
about recruiting Miguel.
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-So you knew?
-But I said no.
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-Coach offer a scholarship?
-Full ride.
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I'm taking Miguel knew
about that too.
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He must have gone
behind my back.
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Respectfully, Mr. Santos,
I can't say that I blame him.
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I mean for a kid like Miguel,
or a kid like I was,
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graduating from
Wendsworth Academy,
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it's like a ticket
to a golden future.
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Maybe, if he stayed healthy.
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Where are you going with this?
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Big-money schools like this,
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they're ruthless when it comes
to scholarship athletes.
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Years back, there was a kid,
Julio Martin, a soccer player,
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he tore his ACL halfway
through his junior year,
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his scholarship was revoked.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Why are you defending
that place for, Detective?
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I'm not defending anyone.
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How could I know
so little about my boy?
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MAX: Oh, my God,
look at these.
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Oh!
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-Oh, my God.
-(LAURA MOANS)
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-Let me guess,
food-truck Tony.
-LAURA: Oh!
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Well, you can't take
the time to chew.
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-This is me chewing.
-You know what these are?
God in brownie form.
250
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,328
No. If that were the case,
it'd be fat-free.
251
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,030
If they're that good,
I'll try one.
252
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,432
Stop spying on me
and we'll talk.
253
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,869
So, Victor says that Miguel
was heavily recruited
by Wendsworth Academy
254
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,638
to go play hockey, but
Victor wouldn't let him go.
255
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,441
He said that he didn't trust
the school to do right
by his son.
256
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,610
Yeah, these prep schools
can be pretty hardcore.
257
00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,844
MAX: Uh, you think?
258
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,514
Junior year at Fieldstone,
my choral nemesis
259
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,017
Stacy "Nosejob" Phillips
sabotaged my Pippin audition
260
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,888
by substituting my
Corner of the Sky sheet music
with Just No Time At All.
261
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,056
Your point?
262
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,125
Oh, brownie high. Sorry.
263
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,960
Point is, these schools
condition the kids
264
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:39,531
to compete for every
test score, grade, award,
you name it.
265
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,633
They might even compete for
cornering the doobage market.
266
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,568
BILLY: I was having
the exact same thought.
267
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,503
Miguel is now dealing
to his new fancy friends,
268
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,507
so whoever the supplier was
before him, has to take out
the competition.
269
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,077
That kid from the laundromat,
Carlos, said that
Miguel wasn't dealing.
270
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,179
Well, forgive me if I don't
take a gang member's
word for it.
271
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,747
Theory's plausible.
272
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,650
Why don't you take a trip over
and start with the principal?
273
00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,485
(SCOFFS) The way these
privileged places work,
274
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,319
we're not going to
get anywhere.
275
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,421
We take one step
on that campus,
276
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,558
and every single student,
teacher and administrator
277
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,026
will lawyer up
whether we're talking
about murder,
278
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,494
or an overdue library book.
279
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,196
So we shouldn't even try?
280
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,197
I hate it when
mommy and daddy fight.
281
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,999
-Max, walk away.
-On it.
282
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:19,204
Maybe we locate some
Wendsworth Academy
parents first.
283
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,939
Attack it from
a different angle.
284
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,409
Or we could take
the captain's orders
285
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,010
and talk to the principal.
286
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,580
Or I'll just go.
287
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,801
Athletics are
an important component
of Wendsworth Academy.
288
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,371
But guiding students to be
ethical citizens of the world
is our ultimate goal.
289
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,207
And Miguel was a shining light
in that regard.
290
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,710
So, then I'm certain you can
understand, Ms. Collinsworth,
291
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,411
why we need access
to his school record.
292
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,213
I can, Detective.
293
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,116
But unfortunately we have a
strict confidentiality policy
294
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,418
in order to protect
our students.
295
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,454
You'll have to speak
with our legal representation.
296
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,990
You can tie me up
for a day, or two.
297
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,825
I'm only gonna come back
with a warrant.
298
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,160
A boy is dead,
299
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,327
a father lost his son.
300
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,829
A father who had no idea
301
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,331
his son was even enrolled
in this school.
302
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,633
He deserves answers.
303
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,067
I apologize.
304
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,903
But we simply
don't cut corners
305
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,038
when it comes to protecting
our reputation.
306
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,608
-Am I keeping you?
-In fact, you are.
307
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,511
I have to address
a prospective
parent-tour group.
308
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,979
You can let yourself out.
309
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,652
(DIALING)
310
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,290
You called it. Plan B.
311
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,426
COLLINSWORTH: Our students'
achievements are undeniable.
312
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,528
And your
children's achievements
313
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,697
will also be undeniable.
314
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:57,468
I invite you tonight
to our annual gala to meet
our parents and faculty.
315
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,939
You will walk away inspired.
316
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,008
I'm pleased to introduce
your tour guide,
Tracy Dunn.
317
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:08,179
Tracy is homecoming queen,
class president
318
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,182
and has already been accepted
early admission to Princeton.
319
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,851
(SOFTLY) Ick.
320
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,354
The student lounge/cafe
is a social gathering spot
321
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,624
and, bonus, completely delish.
322
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,027
The smoothie bar to your right
also serves as an espresso bar
323
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,330
daily until second period.
324
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,899
Please help yourself
to a sample.
325
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,702
-Hi, Spencer.
-Hey, babe.
326
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,605
-Boyfriend.
-Oh, score.
327
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,076
This school is amazing.
328
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,312
I'm just... Wow! (CHUCKLES)
329
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:45,016
U.S. News & World Report
said that we'd be in the top
15 universities in the world
330
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,819
-if we were a university.
-You know, I believe that.
331
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:51,422
I have just got to get
my sons into this school.
332
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,391
-Hi, Tracy.
-Uh-huh.
333
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,399
Listen, just between
you and me...
334
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,569
My boys had a little
problem last year.
335
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,904
(INHALES SHARPLY)
336
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,540
Are there kids here
who are into that?
337
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,609
Um...
338
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,579
I just wanna be sure
to tell my two tokers
who to stay away from.
339
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,851
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
340
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,689
Ooh!
341
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,226
He looks like a guy
who could score some
blue-ribbon Marley.
342
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,094
Oh, that's slang
for marijuana.
343
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,898
Phillip Johansson.
344
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,301
He gets medical grade Marley.
345
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,736
So, I've heard.
346
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,339
Everybody, come with me
to finish the tour.
347
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,346
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
348
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,151
I heard from, uh, someone
349
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,154
that you're the guy to see
about herbal relief.
350
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,323
No idea what
you're talking about.
351
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,160
Something tells me
that you'd be really fun
to share that relief with.
352
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,495
(CHUCKLES) You say fun...
353
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,664
I'm a woman
with bad intentions
354
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,267
and even worse moral compass.
355
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,936
-Did you see The Graduate?
-Whoa.
356
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,438
Well, how do I know
you're not a narc?
357
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,373
Have you ever seen
21 Jump Street?
358
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,845
I promise I'm no narc.
359
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,983
How about an overworked,
underpaid mom?
360
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,751
And I'll help you out,
if you know what I mean.
361
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,221
(CLANKING)
362
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,001
-40 bucks.
-That's outrageous!
363
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,003
Since when has a dime bag
gone up 400%?
364
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,008
-Inflation, babe.
-Busted, babe.
365
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,810
-You said you weren't a narc.
-Yeah.
366
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,013
-Homicide.
-I'm calling my lawyer.
367
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,383
Good, then we can sit down
and we can all talk
about Miguel Santos.
368
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,685
-What about him?
-Where were you two nights
ago when he was killed?
369
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,687
Home, probably playing Xbox
with my brother.
370
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,722
Doesn't prove
you weren't involved.
371
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,325
What happened?
He started selling and
infringe on your territory?
372
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,961
Miguel Santos selling bud?
No way.
373
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,063
That kid was as straight arrow
as it comes.
He didn't even smoke.
374
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,333
-How do you know?
-They drug-test
all the athletes here.
375
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,635
If they didn't, I'd be making
twice of what I'm pulling in.
376
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,004
-Most of 'em drink.
-Miguel too?
377
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,673
Maybe. Would explain
that rookie sexting thing.
378
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,375
What was that?
379
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,245
I heard he got busted
for harassing some girl
with texts.
380
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,213
He was on school probation
for a week or so.
381
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,883
I'll look into that.
382
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,719
In the meantime,
I am flushing every ounce
of kuhubie you have
383
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,555
down the precinct toilet
and if I hear that
you're selling again
384
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,259
you're going to need
an entire team of lawyers
to keep you out of jail.
385
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,329
Hey. I thought
we had a vibe going.
386
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,900
Say no to drugs, Phillip.
It's warping your senses.
387
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,074
-Talk to me.
-LAURA ON PHONE: Miguel Santos
388
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,709
recently got into
some kind of trouble
that put him on probation.
389
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,411
-Any idea why?
-Possibly drinking,
390
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,047
but my source was unreliable
to say the least.
391
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,049
Well, we need some
reliable sources.
392
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,285
-Way ahead of you.
-What's the Diamond plan?
393
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,588
(SIGHS) Dust off your tux.
We got a big night ahead.
394
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,130
Why do you look so awesome,
Daddy?
395
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,265
Can't help it, kiddo.
396
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,568
Hey, we're gonna be late.
I thought you said 7:00.
397
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,136
Then we'll be late.
398
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,438
-(EXPLOSION ON TV)
-(KID LAUGHING)
399
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,474
HARRISON: What does it say?
400
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,708
Well, look at you.
401
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,611
I've been looking at me
for the last hour,
402
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,215
tweezing the bejesus
out of my eyebrows,
403
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,951
and a few other places
that I won't mention.
404
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,386
Am I ever actually
gonna find out
what it is that we're doing?
405
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:46,958
(SIGHS) We won't get
anything if we go back
in there as police.
406
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,295
But as prospective parents
at the school gala,
we have complete access.
407
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,131
-If you say so.
-Oh, please.
408
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:57,568
A gaggle of prep school moms
plus alcohol equals gossip.
409
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,771
And there is a caviar bar.
(SNICKERS)
410
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,808
Okay, did you bring the prop
I texted you about?
411
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,643
Prop, that's what
it's been reduced to.
412
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,812
-It's all it is.
-Still fits like a glove.
413
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,581
Aw! How about that?
You can reuse it
at your next wedding.
414
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,016
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
415
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,086
-Grandpa!
-Grandpa!
416
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:19,590
Boys! Hey, who is ready
to party hardy? Yeah!
417
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,526
-I got the entertainment.
-Not happening.
418
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,462
Hey, I left the Dirty Harry's
at home, I think.
419
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,598
School night,
t-minus 30 minutes
till brushing and bed.
420
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,269
Aye-aye, Captain.
Speaking of, look who's here.
421
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,004
Didn't expect this guy
to be your date.
422
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,539
It's a work thing,
it's not a date.
423
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,642
Yeah, I took Laura's mother
on a date that wasn't a date.
424
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,143
Look how that ended up.
425
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,012
Yeah, with two kids
and a divorce,
that sounds about right.
426
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,947
-Joke away, jokester!
-Oh!
427
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,484
Take it from me,
428
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,953
(SIGHS) you two still make
one snazzy couple.
429
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,390
You know what'll be fun?
Family dinner, Sunday.
430
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,591
-No.
-Great.
431
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,895
Family dinner,
or something came up
432
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,131
and I cannot babysit.
433
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,567
Oh, I have
a terrible headache.
434
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,435
See you later, boys.
435
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,471
(SIGHS)
436
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,706
(DOOR CLOSES)
437
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,178
5:30 would be good for me.
438
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,714
Okay, poker time!
Tough guys, who's dealing?
439
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,386
-LAURA: Follow my lead.
-What else is new?
440
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,355
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
441
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,823
(SIGHS)
442
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,758
Easy, cowboy.
443
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,460
Just playing my part.
444
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,397
Speaking of which, who are we?
445
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,870
Hi, Vanessa
and Brooks Finley.
446
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,839
Oh, welcome. I'm Ally Davis
447
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,243
and I'm so sorry about Justin.
448
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,277
Justin?
449
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,781
Our son. Yes, it's, um...
450
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,051
It's unspeakably painful.
451
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,853
But I know lots of people
who are here tonight
452
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,689
are early decision
at Columbia and still got
accepted in Spring.
453
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,095
Please.
Keep him in your prayers.
454
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,497
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(WHISTLES)
455
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,804
It reminds me of when we
crashed that Persian wedding
at the Plaza.
456
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,741
Oh, the Hakaka affair.
Killer shawarma.
457
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,042
Well, 11 o'clock.
458
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,311
Military posture,
clip-on ties,
459
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,480
gotta be the hockey coach.
I'm moving in.
460
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,149
Copy that. I'll take
the Neiman Marcus huddle.
461
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,951
(CLICKS TONGUE)
462
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,386
...but in a week,
the kid was back at practice.
463
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,421
Meaning Miguel was exonerated?
464
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:35,092
I just thank the hockey gods
we still had a shot
at the championship.
465
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,795
As for exonerated,
I don't ask questions.
466
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,299
WOMAN: Between home
and Nantucket, she rides
twice a week, maybe,
467
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,168
but that doesn't mean
that she is entitled
to choose her own horse.
468
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,672
WOMAN 2: We got Sophia
the Mercedes E Series
'cause it's the safest.
469
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,775
-Yes.
-But, when we didn't
spring for the convertible,
470
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,577
it was like we were those
evil Harry Potter parents.
471
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,179
-Ugh!
-The Dursleys.
472
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,148
Harry's aunt
and uncle, actually.
473
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:04,789
-(CLANKING)
-Mmm, I'm so sorry
to interrupt.
474
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,359
My husband and I
are school shopping,
475
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:13,664
and it is just such a relief
to find like-minded moms.
476
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,168
I mean, you would not believe
some of the parents
at these other places.
477
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,770
-I mean, woof!
-I will drink to that.
478
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:30,114
So, what is the story
with diversity?
479
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,316
I do not want
my boys sheltered.
480
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:35,986
Oh, we are very diverse.
In fact, I heard a rumor
481
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,956
that the Seinfelds might be
transferring in.
482
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,124
Ah!
483
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:46,130
So, how do
these children assimilate?
484
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:51,202
I read that there was
a tragedy with a troubled
scholarship athlete.
485
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,972
Miguel Santos,
he was killed on the street.
486
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,508
Not surprising,
given the neighborhood
that he came from.
487
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,311
And not surprising,
right on the heels
of a sexual assault charge.
488
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:03,481
-What was that about?
-It's been very hush-hush.
489
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,882
But it did go to
the Disciplinary Council.
490
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,719
-Incoming. DILF alert.
-Oh!
491
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,055
-Ladies.
-Hi.
492
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,857
Hi.
493
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,993
-May I borrow you, sweetheart?
-Mmm, not a problem.
494
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,064
"DILF".
495
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,834
-Any dirt?
-Oh, mud.
496
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:27,705
According to
The Real Housewives of Hell on Earth,
497
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:32,777
a student filed a sexual
assault accusation
against Miguel.
498
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:36,247
And according to my new BFF,
Coach Tom,
499
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:40,918
who just beat me
in a beer-pounding contest
only because I let him,
500
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,722
the allegation was quickly
reviewed and rejected.
501
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,224
Probably to get their star
hockey player back out
502
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,559
on the ice as quickly
as possible.
503
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,895
So, if you're theorizing
there was a cover-up...
504
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,732
-Crossed my mind.
-The accuser might be inclined
505
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,567
to go after justice
for herself.
506
00:23:56,569 --> 00:24:00,104
-Also crossed my mind.
-Great minds.
507
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,640
So, there is only one
to find out.
508
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,276
I know what your mind
is thinking. And, no.
509
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:09,079
How hard could it be,
slipping into a school office?
510
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,048
We'll be just in and out.
511
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,417
Not one single thing we found
would be admissible
in a court.
512
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:17,288
"Inevitable discovery,
Your Honor." Harmless error.
513
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,623
No grounds for reversal
on appeal.
514
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,725
Did you go to law school
when I wasn't looking?
515
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,728
Law & Order, baby.
Don't leave home without it.
516
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,397
-Mmm.
-(MUTTERS)
517
00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:30,734
Slayerson and there's Ramos...
518
00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:32,837
Santos. Santos!
519
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,840
Ah, it's just a cover page.
"Unsubstantiated."
520
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,441
Hold on, check it out.
521
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:40,311
-"Davis. A. vs Santos. M."
-Hmm.
522
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,514
-Ally Davis?
-Who?
523
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,784
That, um, nerd girl.
She ran the table.
524
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:50,688
And if her accusation was
ruled, "unsubstantiated"...
525
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,690
Well then maybe she took
matters into her own hands?
526
00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,158
(DOOR OPENING)
527
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,893
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
528
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,433
Shh! Shh!
529
00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,268
Oh, come on, back here.
Back here.
530
00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,406
(CLANKING)
531
00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,783
-Get a room, folks!
-(GIGGLING)
532
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,385
-Oopsy!
-Sorry!
533
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,691
Late night?
534
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,226
-Sorry!
-(YAWNS)
535
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:34,331
So, what's the report?
536
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:37,134
(SIGHS) All good.
537
00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:41,171
We got a promising case
in the lead. Reverse that.
538
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,907
Case shmace!
539
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,042
I'm talking about the report
about you and you know who.
540
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,911
(YAWNS) There is no report.
541
00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:50,180
Ah, judging by
your booze breath,
542
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,715
drinks were involved.
543
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,852
-What was it,
a romantic nightcap?
-Oh!
544
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,721
You know, it's exactly how
I betted that on your mother
545
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,558
on that date
that wasn't a date.
546
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,228
She got loose the second
that peppermint schnapps
hit her bloodstream.
547
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,596
It was unbelievable.
548
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,666
Dad, no, enough.
There was no schnapps.
549
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,901
I've moved on.
Jake has moved on.
550
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,337
It is time you moved on.
551
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:16,574
(SNIFFS) I don't think so.
552
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:19,243
-What's that supposed to mean?
-You two,
553
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,712
-it ain't over.
-Oh. (BLOWING RASPBERRIES)
554
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:26,450
Yeah, yeah, if you can't
see it, then you are a little
touched in the head.
555
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:29,520
And I did drop you
on your head.
556
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,188
-Goodbye, Dad.
-Good night, raggedy!
557
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,356
Hmm.
558
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,292
-Sunday dinner.
-Oh, yay!
559
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,998
-(SIGHS)
-(DOOR CLOSES)
560
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,868
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(DOG BARKING)
561
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,241
-Don't shoot!
-What are you doing?
562
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,944
-Shh!
-How did you even get in here?
You gave your key back.
563
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,212
I made a spare.
564
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,548
What happened to your
giving me my privacy?
565
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,717
This would appear
to contradict that.
566
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,385
Give it back to me.
567
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,930
No, no, no.
This is not happening.
568
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,733
This already happened.
We made out in the closet.
569
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,801
-We were faking.
-You put your tongue
in my mouth.
570
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:18,969
I'm a very good faker.
571
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,871
Well, I'm not. Laura...
572
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,775
I'm just gonna put it
all out on the table.
573
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,744
This has been the worst
year of my life.
574
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,480
I wake up every morning,
I go to bed every night,
575
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:30,948
wishing it could be back
the way it was.
576
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,684
And tonight,
for the first time,
I had a hope.
577
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,321
Am I completely off-base here?
578
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,490
Do you not feel anything?
579
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,428
You have to stop
580
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,697
messing with my ability
to get over you.
581
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,632
I know that you
scared off Alejandro.
582
00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,268
Why are you
throwing up obstacles,
583
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,871
when all I want is to
move on with my life?
584
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,540
Because, I'm still
in love with you.
585
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,077
Of course, you are!
586
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,380
I'm as lovable as ever.
587
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,784
But you, on the other hand
are just sexy.
588
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,552
And you smell good.
589
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,155
But you know what,
that's the difference
between men and women.
590
00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,857
I am able to resist
591
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,660
what might tempt me,
but is, in fact
592
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:19,196
a very, very, very bad idea.
593
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,801
You're bad for me, Jake.
Go home.
594
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,488
(JAKE SNORING)
595
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,330
-Ahh!
-(SHUSHING)
596
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,065
-Get up, get up!
-Ouch!
597
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,601
(GROANING)
598
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,840
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah? That's the best
you got?
599
00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,209
-Whoops.
-You're so far beyond whoops.
600
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,077
You've gotta get out of here
right... Right now!
601
00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,780
-Come on.
-I'm going.
Take it down a notch.
602
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,715
I will not.
If the boys see you here,
603
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:15,219
their confused little brains
are gonna explode.
604
00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,421
-Oh, my God!
-What!
605
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,923
Ssh, it's... It's after 9:00.
606
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,335
Whoa, nelly.
607
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,440
-'Morning.
-Okay.
608
00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,143
Are you just stopping by?
609
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,078
You could say that,
I guess, uh,
610
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,080
since my partner was
an hour late for her shift,
611
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,782
she wasn't answering
her cell phone,
612
00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,084
-but I can see that there's
no cause for alarm, now.
-Yeah.
613
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,219
Not at all. (SIGHS)
614
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,122
And there is no cause
for this, uh, situation
615
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,057
to be reported back
to anybody, right?
616
00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,959
Oh, anything you say, boss.
617
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,829
Can you give me a lift home
so that I could change?
618
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,970
Wee-bit curious,
don't you think?
619
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,306
What?
620
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,842
What? Delightful!
621
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,310
(LAUGHS)
622
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,946
A, Laura's mysteriously late.
623
00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,782
B, captain's
mysteriously late.
624
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:21,118
C, you are avoiding
my eye line.
625
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,686
No, I'm not.
626
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:26,290
Hey there, you!
627
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,326
Sorry, it was a perfect storm.
628
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,430
Overslept, the boys
couldn't find their stuff,
no gas, bridge traffic.
629
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,499
Ah, you're late?
Didn't notice.
630
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:41,839
So, wasn't someone trying
to track down nerd girl?
631
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,674
Oh, we sent Meredith.
632
00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,976
Oh, good call.
Meredith speaks nerd.
633
00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,177
Mmm-hmm.
634
00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,156
MEREDITH: Ally, we know about
the disciplinary hearing.
635
00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,725
What happened between
you and Miguel?
636
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:02,893
Nothing.
637
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:06,230
Then what was
the hearing about?
638
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,365
This can be just between us.
639
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,335
Look, I know what
high school can be like
if you're not a rah-rah,
640
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,538
cookie cutter, popular girl.
I was an outsider.
641
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:19,509
Being into manga and DND
did not exactly make me
prom queen.
642
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:22,246
-So, I know
what boys can be like.
-And girls.
643
00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:25,282
Absolutely.
644
00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,252
Is it something a girl did?
645
00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:33,991
I got a bunch of texts,
dirty ones.
646
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,760
-There were photos of boys'...
-Mmm. Roger that.
647
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:42,099
Uh, anyway the messages said
that they were from Miguel
648
00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,235
which is weird
because he was nice.
649
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:49,439
I showed my guidance
counselor and it became
this whole thing.
650
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,708
But Miguel ended up
proving he didn't do it.
651
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,877
-How'd he do that?
-Um.
652
00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,246
Oh, as you detectives
might say he had
653
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,948
physical evidence that was
inconsistent with the photos.
654
00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,050
His junk didn't match.
655
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,852
Yeah.
656
00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,720
So, you didn't try to
exact revenge?
657
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:07,024
Of course not.
In a way we were both victims.
658
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,226
They ever figure out
who's really behind this?
659
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:12,496
Like you said, they like to
gang up on the outsider.
660
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,900
I can't prove it but
I bet it was someone trying
661
00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:18,535
to mess with my head
before mid-terms.
662
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,871
-Why would anyone do that?
-It's all about
graduating summa,
663
00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:23,140
getting into the Ivy
of your choice.
664
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:26,410
I'm a good student
and everything's graded
on a curve,
665
00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,513
so the worse I did,
the better chance someone
else had of doing well.
666
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,318
Let's assume
that Ally's right.
667
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,120
Why would the mystery sexter
pretend to be Miguel?
668
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,489
He's an outsider, too.
Could be just mean girls,
669
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,124
jerk guys going
after the easy targets.
670
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,593
Soto?
671
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:46,330
Maybe, the disciplinary
hearing had nothing
to do with Ally.
672
00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:47,297
And everything to do
with Miguel.
673
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,633
How so?
674
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,135
Well, competition at these
pressure cooker schools
goes way beyond academics.
675
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,138
It's in theater like Max said
in his really boring story.
676
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,840
Ah, it's in sports too.
677
00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,642
So, Ally's midterm theory
could actually be
about hockey.
678
00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,944
The coach did say
that they were vying
for a championship
679
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:03,013
and Miguel was integral
to their chances.
680
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,348
Should we be looking
at a rival team?
681
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,150
I think we should be looking
at a rival teammate.
682
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,253
Miguel first got sidelined by
Disciplinary Council ruling.
683
00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:12,823
Had it stuck, suddenly some
benchwarmer from his own team
684
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,024
would be starting
in the big game.
685
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,693
Which would be attended
by college scouts,
686
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,496
big donor alumni
who write influential letters
of recommendation...
687
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,665
-Possible.
-We need to find out
688
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,634
who was in line to take over
Miguel's position.
689
00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:27,304
-(WHISTLE BLOWING)
-COACH: Let's go, let's go!
Full speed!
690
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:30,007
Nice, keep your head up,
keep your head up.
691
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,508
Come on, quickly,
quickly, quickly!
692
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,610
Keep going, good.
693
00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,880
Three passes now,
three passes!
Use your teammates. Good!
694
00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:39,549
Use your teammates!
695
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,185
NYPD, coach.
We'll need a minute.
696
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,754
Aren't you married to that dad
I met at the gala?
697
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,890
It's complicated.
698
00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:50,394
Miguel Santos,
we understand that
he was your starting goalie.
699
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,962
-Yep.
-Who's your
starting goalie now?
700
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:54,965
Spencer Schofield!
701
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,322
Hi, Spencer.
702
00:34:02,323 --> 00:34:04,173
It says here you're a pretty
good goalie, Spencer.
Is that right?
703
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:07,411
-I guess.
-You guess?
You're the new starter.
704
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:11,148
That makes you a pretty
hot prospect to some
705
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,584
fancy, white-bred,
hockey loving university.
706
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,753
-I don't know.
-You don't know?
707
00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:18,889
I think you know.
708
00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:20,991
I think you know.
709
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,728
Me? I graduated
from a public school.
710
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,165
Park East, uptown.
711
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,567
But even my regular
people brain is...
712
00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,704
Is buzzing on overdrive
thinking why a kid like you
713
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:39,076
would have a motive to get
a kid like Miguel Santos
out of the way?
714
00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:41,878
So, I did a little research.
715
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,116
Checked out some of your
recent debit card purchases
and look what I found.
716
00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:48,952
Highlighted it for you.
717
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,255
Easy Electronics.
718
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,859
I know that place over on
42nd street, Times Square.
719
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,429
Has a permanent
"Going-out-of-business" sign
on the window.
720
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,899
Anyway, you purchased
a disposable phone from there.
721
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:06,703
So, me being the resourceful
guy that I am,
722
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,139
I cross-checked that number
with the number
723
00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,374
that Miguel Santos
was supposedly using
724
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,911
to text all that nasty stuff
to poor Ally Davis.
725
00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,313
And guess what I found,
genius?
726
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,585
-I didn't do it.
-Didn't do what, Spencer?
727
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,221
'Cause you sure as hell
bought that burner phone,
728
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,156
and you sure as hell
sent those texts.
729
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,391
Or know who did.
730
00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,660
And I would bet
my hard-earned money
731
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,396
that anyone stupid enough
to do something like this
732
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,732
and stupid enough to leave
a paper trail behind,
733
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,568
is stupid enough to kill a kid
734
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,805
thinking that it's gonna
somehow help them
to get into college!
735
00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,342
Now, you got some
explaining to do.
736
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,178
Or I'm gonna get your parents,
I'm gonna get your principal,
737
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,281
I'm gonna have your
whole world coming
crashing down on you.
738
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,415
Talk!
739
00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,357
I'm already into four schools,
but I'm on the waiting list
at Princeton.
740
00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:04,094
The phone thing was just
to get Santos benched so I
could get some more ice time.
741
00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:07,864
But when he was
let off the hook, I let it go.
742
00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:11,201
The night he was killed,
I was at home studying.
743
00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:14,137
My parents, the housekeeper,
they'll all tell you.
I'm innocent.
744
00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:16,173
So you say, Spencer. Let's back it up.
745
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,507
(SPEAKER CLICKS OFF)
746
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,476
We could go to his
mom and dad for the alibi,
747
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,444
but he seems pretty confident.
748
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:22,712
Yup.
749
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,715
-'Cause it's not him.
-Yeah?
750
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,217
-What sold you?
-Princeton.
751
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,853
The one school
that he didn't get into?
752
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:33,190
-I know someone who did.
-And that's our killer?
753
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:35,859
Some people do whatever
it takes to stay together.
754
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,873
TRACY: Bye-bye.
Have a good one. Bye.
755
00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,811
-Hi, Tracy.
-Oh, hi.
756
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,580
Did you want another tour?
757
00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,883
No, the first one was
obnoxious enough.
758
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,551
But I could use your help.
759
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,421
Oh, I forgot to mention.
760
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,890
Besides being
a prospective parent,
I'm also a cop.
761
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,427
-Okay.
-Okay, here's the deal.
762
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:13,763
Some people in my precinct
think that Miguel Santos
763
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,266
was killed by
your boyfriend, Spencer.
764
00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:19,869
But Spencer and his family
swear up and down
765
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:23,039
that Spencer was home
studying his little
prep-school butt off
766
00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,774
when Miguel was killed.
767
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,009
Can you confirm that?
768
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,678
Yeah, I guess.
769
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,880
Why would you think
it was anyone from school?
770
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,515
Miguel Santos was a pothead
771
00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:35,085
from a completely
sketched neighborhood.
772
00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,120
Shouldn't you be looking
in the barrio?
773
00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:41,124
Those are astute observations,
Tracy. Thank you.
774
00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,959
But, you know
what's interesting,
775
00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:46,730
no one else
has mentioned anything
about Miguel being a pothead.
776
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:50,033
Not even Phillip,
the campus pothead.
777
00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,469
Well, that's what I heard.
Someone said
he was selling even.
778
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,371
Who exactly?
779
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:57,107
I don't know, just people.
Did you even search his stuff?
780
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,174
I'm sorry, search for what?
781
00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:01,378
Hello, for pot, money,
782
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,647
whatever drug dealers
would be carrying. God!
783
00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,982
Look at you, Nancy Drew.
784
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:10,053
We did,
and we found
both those things.
785
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,089
$1500 and an eighth
of marijuana
786
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,892
which coincidently
was the exact amount
787
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,228
that you bought from
my friend Phillip last week.
788
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,963
Imagine that?
789
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,399
Phillip is a drugged-out liar.
790
00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:27,170
Well, I don't about that.
But I do know that
Phillip is a bit OCD.
791
00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:30,273
See, he evens logs
all of his sales
792
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:33,443
and your name is in his log.
793
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:38,181
And your cell number
is in received calls.
794
00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,017
You can't make that up.
You thought you had it
all figured out.
795
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,520
Get Spencer into the big game,
796
00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:46,756
chances are the Princeton
scout would like what he sees,
797
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:52,762
and Spencer would be in
off the waiting list,
happily ever after.
798
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:57,000
But when the sexting charge
didn't stick, clever you,
799
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:02,138
put drugs and money
into Miguel's bag
and then ran him over,
800
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,674
thinking that the cops
would just write it off
801
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,876
as another
drug related murder.
802
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,879
But instead,
it was a heartless
803
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,382
rich-bitch related murder.
804
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,951
It wasn't a murder,
it was an accident.
805
00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,454
I was only trying to hurt him
and I was totally amped up
806
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,989
on ADHD meds
to get through finals.
807
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,091
See, that I believe.
808
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,993
I'm sorry. I...
809
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,896
Well, you can apologize
to your friends on the
school Disciplinary Council.
810
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:30,133
But I'm guessing that
the judge and the jury
811
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,135
won't be so sympathetic.
812
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,308
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
813
00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,910
-(CHEERING)
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
814
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:45,048
His coach said Miguel
was the best goalie
he had seen in a decade.
815
00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,386
If I had known,
I could have stopped this.
816
00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,455
Mr. Santos,
what happened to your son,
no one could have seen coming.
817
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,892
You can't blame yourself.
818
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,162
What you knew about him
was what mattered the most,
his character.
819
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:04,267
His English teacher
gave this to me.
820
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:10,607
It's an essay about you.
About how much you
provided for him.
821
00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,009
And how he hoped to one day
do the same for you.
822
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:16,079
Might be why he ended up
at this school.
823
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,981
Mr. Santos, you raised
a good boy.
824
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:21,184
You raised a good man.
825
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,791
Why else would he be
in her house?
826
00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:29,125
I mean, the earth
has shattered.
It's officially shattered.
827
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,260
(SHUSHING)
828
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,863
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
829
00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:43,973
What's with all the
whispering and staring?
830
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,141
-I didn't say anything.
-Anything about what?
831
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,311
Anything about anything.
832
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,781
Oh, God.
833
00:40:55,387 --> 00:40:56,886
I'm telling you...
834
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:02,292
They know. They all know.
835
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:06,095
-They do?
-Why do they know?
836
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:09,632
I may have run into Billy
outside of your house.
837
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,536
(WHISPERING) It wasn't me.
No, I didn't say it.
838
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,343
Nothing happened!
839
00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:24,914
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
840
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,185
(DISHES CLATTERING)
841
00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,921
This is nice. Isn't this nice?
842
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,022
Very, very nice.
843
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,424
There you go.
844
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,127
Nice.
845
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:41,297
-Nicity-nice.
-Okay, enough with the nice.
Just eat.
846
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:45,101
Not to criticize, but what's
with the brown spaghetti?
847
00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,336
It's made from whole wheat.
848
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:48,538
Ugh! Why would someone
do that to spaghetti?
849
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,039
It's unnatural, am I right?
850
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,207
BOTH: (IN UNISON) Yeah!
851
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,142
All right, who's ready
for some dessert?
852
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,178
-BOTH: Me!
-Oh, thank God!
853
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:58,014
They opened up this new
bakery around the corner
854
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,851
from my house that makes
the most amazing brownies.
855
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,320
Now you're talking!
Here, boys.
856
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,388
JAKE: And...
857
00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,459
Fat-free. I special ordered.
858
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,495
Oh.
859
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,764
Some people will do whatever
it takes to stay together.
860
00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,814
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