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No ID. 7 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,295 Just once, could a victim carry 8 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:32,531 -at least a library card? -(CHUCKLES) 9 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,599 Maybe he was robbed. 10 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,602 I don't think a thief would have left this behind. 11 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,673 Okay, so, no tire marks, 12 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:44,143 so our driver either fell asleep at the wheel 13 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,411 or we're looking at... 14 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,513 ...intentional vehicular homicide. 15 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:50,883 Anything to work with? School books? iPod? 16 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:53,552 Only thing in his bag was a set of keys 17 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,320 and some very kind bud. 18 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:56,688 Excuse me? 19 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,191 -Marijuana. -"Kind bud"? 20 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,093 Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 21 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,728 That's what the kids have always called it. 22 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,029 I knew that. 23 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:06,765 And $1,500, all hundreds. 24 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,201 -Oh, the plot thickens. -(OVEN DINGS) 25 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:12,704 That's a lot of walking-around money for a teenager. 26 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,706 Unless the teenager was a drug dealer 27 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,175 taken out in a turf war. 28 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:19,378 Is that what that famous Diamond gut tells you? 29 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,613 I'm going to leave my gut out of this one. 30 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,348 Stomach's still queasy 31 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,684 from the bacon, egg and cheese I scarfed. 32 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,853 Speaking of scarfing, 33 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:31,090 how was your date with food-truck Tony last night? 34 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,525 You take out, or did he deliver? 35 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,194 Wait a minute, 36 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,728 how did you even know that I had a date last night? 37 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,097 Are you having me followed? 38 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,565 It's hardly worth the trouble considering, 39 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:42,034 and just ask the grumpy, old babysitter. 40 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:45,637 (LAUGHS) Of course, my father. 41 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,740 Benedict Arnold Diamond, your source on the inside. 42 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,142 What'd it cost you? 43 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,444 Just a, uh, gift card from Bagel World. 44 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,313 The man sure loves his everything flagels. 45 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,447 Unbelievable. 46 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,950 My date went fine, thank you very much. 47 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,384 Better than fine. 48 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:02,321 I'm so sorry to interrupt this super-awkward moment. 49 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:03,956 Um, prints came back. 50 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,892 Hit-and-run victim is Miguel Santos, 17, of Greenpoint. 51 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,760 Arrested for tagging when he was 12. 52 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:09,895 Dad's on his way in. 53 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,663 -School record? -Miguel hadn't shown up 54 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,565 to Van Wyck High School since last May. 55 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,134 How does a kid not show up to school 56 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:16,535 without a parent going ballistic? 57 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:21,974 Who would do that to Miguel? 58 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,742 How well did you know your son, Mr. Santos? 59 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,577 I know him like... 60 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,813 Like he's etched in mi corazon. 61 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,181 -You understand, Detective? -Si, si. 62 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,382 (SPEAKS SPANISH) 63 00:02:32,419 --> 00:02:34,219 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 64 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,807 -What? -And he hasn't been to school since May. 65 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:58,310 That's impossible. They would've notified me. 66 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,913 I believe they did. Isn't this your signature? 67 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,183 Yeah. 68 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,285 Well, he... He gives me things to sign from school, 69 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,820 you know, permission slips, and I... 70 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,723 Working two jobs, I don't always have time to read through them. 71 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,358 Mr. Santos, we believe 72 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,127 that Miguel could have been selling drugs, 73 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:17,629 -and that's why he was killed. -No! 74 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,532 -Mr... -No! Miguel was a good kid! 75 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,801 Maybe he was a good kid that got into some bad things. 76 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,536 -Those aren't his. -What? 77 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:29,241 These keys are not his. Look, I know my son, okay? 78 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,510 I know him. 79 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,512 And maybe we didn't have time to talk all the time, 80 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,581 but he was a good, decent boy. 81 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,986 Sir, I was raised in a single-parent home, 82 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,888 and my mother, she was on me 83 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,823 about eating my vegetables, 84 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,725 getting good grades, but you know what, 85 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,161 she was a 5th-grade teacher in Brooklyn 86 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:51,263 and we lived in the Bronx. 87 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,698 There were a lot of things that I got into 88 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,999 that she never knew about. 89 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:56,001 Sometimes, kids keep secrets 90 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,270 from the people they love the most. 91 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:01,240 Is it possible that, maybe, that's what happened here? 92 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,776 Thank you so much. 93 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,746 Okay, info from Narcotics 94 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,715 places Miguel's body squarely 95 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,750 in Trinitario gang territory. 96 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,085 Did they say if Trinitario is active 97 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,586 in the sale of kind bud? 98 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,188 -Yeah. -Extremely active. 99 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,290 Well, at the DEA, we call it cannabis. 100 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:20,626 Alejandro, to what do we owe the pleasure? 101 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,027 I was up in Vice, 102 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,262 thought I'd swing by, and say, "Hey". 103 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,030 -Hey. -Hey. 104 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,298 (CHUCKLES) 105 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,767 I'll let you two do... Whatever. 106 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,237 Trinitarios work the area from Battery Park City 107 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:33,372 to 34th Street. 108 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,539 Thanks for the intel. 109 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,774 I'm glad you stopped by. 110 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,509 Are you and the captain still not together? 111 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:39,878 Last time I checked. 112 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:43,548 So, does that mean 113 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,451 it's safe to inquire if you're free for dinner some time? 114 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,020 -Are you asking me out? -I am. 115 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,590 I'm kinda seeing someone. 116 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,858 -Ah. -What took you so long? 117 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,895 I wanted to a while back, but, um... 118 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,466 Jake called you off? 119 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,468 Something like that. Exactly like that. 120 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:05,737 Unbelievable. 121 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,406 Okay, so you cleared that up? 122 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,608 Where do we find the Trinitarios? 123 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,843 Most recent intel puts the gang's headquarters 124 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,612 at a laundromat in Spanish Harlem. 125 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,081 -All right. I'll go. -Oh, perfect! 126 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,417 You can't go empty-handed. 127 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,351 Here, take these for me. 128 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:23,088 You keep dirty laundry in your desk? 129 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,356 Sometimes, I spill on things. 130 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:25,490 Where should I keep them? Your desk? 131 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,428 (SIGHS) 132 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,430 -I should get back to my file. -Of course. 133 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,101 -Good luck with your case. -Thanks. 134 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,273 Bad luck with your sort of boyfriend. 135 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:42,074 I'm holding out hope. 136 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:50,615 Yeah. 137 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:53,552 Just give me one second. Dropping something off. 138 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,787 Okay. Excuse me. 139 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,523 Which one of these machines has a cold-rinse option, 140 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,460 I would hate for my blouses to lose their shape. 141 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,297 Are you not speaking because you don't speak English, 142 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:06,531 or because you don't speak laundry? 143 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:11,069 Wow, you would suck as a Walmart greeter. 144 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,238 Is there a manager here, stone-face? 145 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,676 You should take your business elsewhere, booha. 146 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,978 Aw, you did that. 147 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,713 What? 148 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,750 I think you have me mistaken for someone who's not a cop. 149 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,318 -Go! Go! -Towards you. 150 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,391 Police! Don't move! 151 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,948 (GRUNTS) 152 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,651 It's me again, busting your ass. 153 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,421 (PANTING) 154 00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,256 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 155 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,033 From the way you ran away from me, 156 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,369 I am guessing you know something 157 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:20,005 about the murder of Miguel Santos. 158 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,974 -Miguel's dead? -Don't play me, Carlos. 159 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:25,744 I'm not playing! 160 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,813 -Damn. -Did Miguel sell for Trinitario? 161 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,115 Nah. He hung out with some of us in middle school, 162 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,417 but that boy had too much brains to sling. 163 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:35,554 And he, like, cared about everyone, even the addicts. 164 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,589 He would've made a bad corner boy. 165 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,491 Heart and brains. Sounds like he had a future. 166 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,760 More than most of us. Any of us. 167 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,028 Then how do you explain this? 168 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,098 If he wasn't dealing for your people, 169 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,633 who was he dealing for? 170 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,569 (SNIFFS) That's prime. 171 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,238 Ain't nobody in the 212 sellin' bammy like that. 172 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,307 I'm telling you, Detective, Miguel was not running for nobody. 173 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,442 And I have a hard time believing that 174 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:01,179 with prime bammy and 1500 bucks staring me in the face! 175 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:04,950 Look, one of my boys says he runs into Miguel once in a while... 176 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:08,053 -Now we're getting somewhere. -...but he didn't say nothing about him slinging! 177 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,256 Where did he run into him exactly? 178 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,324 City Center Ice Rink. 179 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,863 So what? Miguel came in here to develop a customer base? 180 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,364 Everyone has a dream. 181 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,767 Maybe Miguel's also involved hockey. 182 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:24,970 Yeah, or hockey was a cover-up. 183 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:27,439 Victor said he didn't recognize Miguel's keys, 184 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:30,041 which makes sense if this is where the kid kept the stash. 185 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,277 Agreed. Any one of these could be a locker 186 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:35,146 full of laughing grass. 187 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:37,682 You looked up weed nicknames online, didn't you? 188 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,284 -No. -Yeah, you did. 189 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,852 I did not. 190 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,322 Meredith told me Alejandro was sniffing around the precinct. 191 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,292 Are you trying to impress him with a little hipster druggy lingo? 192 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:50,896 Okay, maybe I did a incy-wincy little Google search. 193 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,497 Mmm-hmm. (CHUCKLES) 194 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,232 Boom! 195 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,735 -Come to mama. -Let's see what we got. 196 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,738 All right. 197 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,273 No stash. 198 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,644 Calculus, Physics... 199 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,079 All the books you'd think would be in his backpack. 200 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,583 Look at this. Wendsworth Academy? 201 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,051 Looks like our kid was going to school after all. 202 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,686 Well, not just any school. 203 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:17,489 The snobbiest private school in all of New York. 204 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:20,425 Oh, Miguel Santos. Yeah, I know him. Great kid. 205 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,360 Always with "sirs" and "pleases" and "thank yous". 206 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,528 How long has he been coming here? 207 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,596 Since the school year started. 208 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,064 Wendsworth Academy school year? 209 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,532 Yeah. It's his first year. 210 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,701 He's the starting goalie on the hockey team. 211 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:32,337 Great stick skills. The Ivies are all over the kid. 212 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,838 It must have been quite a coup 213 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,340 for Wendsworth Academy to recruit him. 214 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,175 Serious coup. 215 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,611 He's going to lead them to the Tri-State Championships next week. 216 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,112 Have you seen his father down here? 217 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,681 No, I would like to though. 218 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,050 A kid like that, he's raised right, you know? 219 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,751 I do. 220 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:47,752 Thanks for your help. 221 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,523 (SOFTLY) Why would the kid hide 222 00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:53,892 all that success from his dad? 223 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,294 Years back the Wendsworth Academy hockey coach 224 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,263 approached me about recruiting Miguel. 225 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,565 -So you knew? -But I said no. 226 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,167 -Coach offer a scholarship? -Full ride. 227 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,470 I'm taking Miguel knew about that too. 228 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,972 He must have gone behind my back. 229 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:09,274 Respectfully, Mr. Santos, I can't say that I blame him. 230 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,810 I mean for a kid like Miguel, or a kid like I was, 231 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,645 graduating from Wendsworth Academy, 232 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,113 it's like a ticket to a golden future. 233 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,982 Maybe, if he stayed healthy. 234 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,083 Where are you going with this? 235 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,151 Big-money schools like this, 236 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,988 they're ruthless when it comes to scholarship athletes. 237 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,890 Years back, there was a kid, Julio Martin, a soccer player, 238 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,627 he tore his ACL halfway through his junior year, 239 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,295 his scholarship was revoked. 240 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,630 That doesn't sound right. 241 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,232 Why are you defending that place for, Detective? 242 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,834 I'm not defending anyone. 243 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,475 How could I know so little about my boy? 244 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,745 MAX: Oh, my God, look at these. 245 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:47,912 Oh! 246 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,682 -Oh, my God. -(LAURA MOANS) 247 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:54,753 -Let me guess, food-truck Tony. -LAURA: Oh! 248 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,188 Well, you can't take the time to chew. 249 00:10:57,190 --> 00:11:00,525 -This is me chewing. -You know what these are? God in brownie form. 250 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,328 No. If that were the case, it'd be fat-free. 251 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,030 If they're that good, I'll try one. 252 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,432 Stop spying on me and we'll talk. 253 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,869 So, Victor says that Miguel was heavily recruited by Wendsworth Academy 254 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,638 to go play hockey, but Victor wouldn't let him go. 255 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,441 He said that he didn't trust the school to do right by his son. 256 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,610 Yeah, these prep schools can be pretty hardcore. 257 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:19,844 MAX: Uh, you think? 258 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,514 Junior year at Fieldstone, my choral nemesis 259 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:26,017 Stacy "Nosejob" Phillips sabotaged my Pippin audition 260 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,888 by substituting my Corner of the Sky sheet music with Just No Time At All. 261 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,056 Your point? 262 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,125 Oh, brownie high. Sorry. 263 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,960 Point is, these schools condition the kids 264 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:39,531 to compete for every test score, grade, award, you name it. 265 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,633 They might even compete for cornering the doobage market. 266 00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,568 BILLY: I was having the exact same thought. 267 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,503 Miguel is now dealing to his new fancy friends, 268 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:49,507 so whoever the supplier was before him, has to take out the competition. 269 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,077 That kid from the laundromat, Carlos, said that Miguel wasn't dealing. 270 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,179 Well, forgive me if I don't take a gang member's word for it. 271 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,747 Theory's plausible. 272 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,650 Why don't you take a trip over and start with the principal? 273 00:11:58,652 --> 00:12:00,485 (SCOFFS) The way these privileged places work, 274 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,319 we're not going to get anywhere. 275 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,421 We take one step on that campus, 276 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,558 and every single student, teacher and administrator 277 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,026 will lawyer up whether we're talking about murder, 278 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,494 or an overdue library book. 279 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,196 So we shouldn't even try? 280 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,197 I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. 281 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,999 -Max, walk away. -On it. 282 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:19,204 Maybe we locate some Wendsworth Academy parents first. 283 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,939 Attack it from a different angle. 284 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,409 Or we could take the captain's orders 285 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,010 and talk to the principal. 286 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,580 Or I'll just go. 287 00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,801 Athletics are an important component of Wendsworth Academy. 288 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,371 But guiding students to be ethical citizens of the world is our ultimate goal. 289 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,207 And Miguel was a shining light in that regard. 290 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,710 So, then I'm certain you can understand, Ms. Collinsworth, 291 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,411 why we need access to his school record. 292 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,213 I can, Detective. 293 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:05,116 But unfortunately we have a strict confidentiality policy 294 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,418 in order to protect our students. 295 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,454 You'll have to speak with our legal representation. 296 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,990 You can tie me up for a day, or two. 297 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,825 I'm only gonna come back with a warrant. 298 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,160 A boy is dead, 299 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,327 a father lost his son. 300 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,829 A father who had no idea 301 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,331 his son was even enrolled in this school. 302 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,633 He deserves answers. 303 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,067 I apologize. 304 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,903 But we simply don't cut corners 305 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,038 when it comes to protecting our reputation. 306 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,608 -Am I keeping you? -In fact, you are. 307 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,511 I have to address a prospective parent-tour group. 308 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,979 You can let yourself out. 309 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,652 (DIALING) 310 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,290 You called it. Plan B. 311 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,426 COLLINSWORTH: Our students' achievements are undeniable. 312 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,528 And your children's achievements 313 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,697 will also be undeniable. 314 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:57,468 I invite you tonight to our annual gala to meet our parents and faculty. 315 00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,939 You will walk away inspired. 316 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,008 I'm pleased to introduce your tour guide, Tracy Dunn. 317 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:08,179 Tracy is homecoming queen, class president 318 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,182 and has already been accepted early admission to Princeton. 319 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,851 (SOFTLY) Ick. 320 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:16,354 The student lounge/cafe is a social gathering spot 321 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,624 and, bonus, completely delish. 322 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,027 The smoothie bar to your right also serves as an espresso bar 323 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,330 daily until second period. 324 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,899 Please help yourself to a sample. 325 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,702 -Hi, Spencer. -Hey, babe. 326 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,605 -Boyfriend. -Oh, score. 327 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,076 This school is amazing. 328 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,312 I'm just... Wow! (CHUCKLES) 329 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:45,016 U.S. News & World Report said that we'd be in the top 15 universities in the world 330 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,819 -if we were a university. -You know, I believe that. 331 00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:51,422 I have just got to get my sons into this school. 332 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,391 -Hi, Tracy. -Uh-huh. 333 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,399 Listen, just between you and me... 334 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,569 My boys had a little problem last year. 335 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,904 (INHALES SHARPLY) 336 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,540 Are there kids here who are into that? 337 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,609 Um... 338 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,579 I just wanna be sure to tell my two tokers who to stay away from. 339 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,851 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 340 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,689 Ooh! 341 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:28,226 He looks like a guy who could score some blue-ribbon Marley. 342 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,094 Oh, that's slang for marijuana. 343 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,898 Phillip Johansson. 344 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:36,301 He gets medical grade Marley. 345 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,736 So, I've heard. 346 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,339 Everybody, come with me to finish the tour. 347 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,346 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 348 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,151 I heard from, uh, someone 349 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,154 that you're the guy to see about herbal relief. 350 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,323 No idea what you're talking about. 351 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,160 Something tells me that you'd be really fun to share that relief with. 352 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,495 (CHUCKLES) You say fun... 353 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,664 I'm a woman with bad intentions 354 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,267 and even worse moral compass. 355 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,936 -Did you see The Graduate? -Whoa. 356 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,438 Well, how do I know you're not a narc? 357 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,373 Have you ever seen 21 Jump Street? 358 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,845 I promise I'm no narc. 359 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:24,983 How about an overworked, underpaid mom? 360 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,751 And I'll help you out, if you know what I mean. 361 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,221 (CLANKING) 362 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,001 -40 bucks. -That's outrageous! 363 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,003 Since when has a dime bag gone up 400%? 364 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:50,008 -Inflation, babe. -Busted, babe. 365 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,810 -You said you weren't a narc. -Yeah. 366 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,013 -Homicide. -I'm calling my lawyer. 367 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,383 Good, then we can sit down and we can all talk about Miguel Santos. 368 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,685 -What about him? -Where were you two nights ago when he was killed? 369 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,687 Home, probably playing Xbox with my brother. 370 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,722 Doesn't prove you weren't involved. 371 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,325 What happened? He started selling and infringe on your territory? 372 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,961 Miguel Santos selling bud? No way. 373 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,063 That kid was as straight arrow as it comes. He didn't even smoke. 374 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,333 -How do you know? -They drug-test all the athletes here. 375 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,635 If they didn't, I'd be making twice of what I'm pulling in. 376 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,004 -Most of 'em drink. -Miguel too? 377 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,673 Maybe. Would explain that rookie sexting thing. 378 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,375 What was that? 379 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,245 I heard he got busted for harassing some girl with texts. 380 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,213 He was on school probation for a week or so. 381 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,883 I'll look into that. 382 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,719 In the meantime, I am flushing every ounce of kuhubie you have 383 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,555 down the precinct toilet and if I hear that you're selling again 384 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,259 you're going to need an entire team of lawyers to keep you out of jail. 385 00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,329 Hey. I thought we had a vibe going. 386 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,900 Say no to drugs, Phillip. It's warping your senses. 387 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,074 -Talk to me. -LAURA ON PHONE: Miguel Santos 388 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,709 recently got into some kind of trouble that put him on probation. 389 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,411 -Any idea why? -Possibly drinking, 390 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,047 but my source was unreliable to say the least. 391 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,049 Well, we need some reliable sources. 392 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,285 -Way ahead of you. -What's the Diamond plan? 393 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,588 (SIGHS) Dust off your tux. We got a big night ahead. 394 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,130 Why do you look so awesome, Daddy? 395 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,265 Can't help it, kiddo. 396 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,568 Hey, we're gonna be late. I thought you said 7:00. 397 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,136 Then we'll be late. 398 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,438 -(EXPLOSION ON TV) -(KID LAUGHING) 399 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,474 HARRISON: What does it say? 400 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,708 Well, look at you. 401 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,611 I've been looking at me for the last hour, 402 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,215 tweezing the bejesus out of my eyebrows, 403 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,951 and a few other places that I won't mention. 404 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,386 Am I ever actually gonna find out what it is that we're doing? 405 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:46,958 (SIGHS) We won't get anything if we go back in there as police. 406 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,295 But as prospective parents at the school gala, we have complete access. 407 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,131 -If you say so. -Oh, please. 408 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:57,568 A gaggle of prep school moms plus alcohol equals gossip. 409 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,771 And there is a caviar bar. (SNICKERS) 410 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,808 Okay, did you bring the prop I texted you about? 411 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,643 Prop, that's what it's been reduced to. 412 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,812 -It's all it is. -Still fits like a glove. 413 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,581 Aw! How about that? You can reuse it at your next wedding. 414 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,016 (DOOR BELL RINGS) 415 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,086 -Grandpa! -Grandpa! 416 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:19,590 Boys! Hey, who is ready to party hardy? Yeah! 417 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,526 -I got the entertainment. -Not happening. 418 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,462 Hey, I left the Dirty Harry's at home, I think. 419 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,598 School night, t-minus 30 minutes till brushing and bed. 420 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,269 Aye-aye, Captain. Speaking of, look who's here. 421 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,004 Didn't expect this guy to be your date. 422 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,539 It's a work thing, it's not a date. 423 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,642 Yeah, I took Laura's mother on a date that wasn't a date. 424 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,143 Look how that ended up. 425 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,012 Yeah, with two kids and a divorce, that sounds about right. 426 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,947 -Joke away, jokester! -Oh! 427 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,484 Take it from me, 428 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,953 (SIGHS) you two still make one snazzy couple. 429 00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:52,390 You know what'll be fun? Family dinner, Sunday. 430 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,591 -No. -Great. 431 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,895 Family dinner, or something came up 432 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,131 and I cannot babysit. 433 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,567 Oh, I have a terrible headache. 434 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,435 See you later, boys. 435 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,471 (SIGHS) 436 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,706 (DOOR CLOSES) 437 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,178 5:30 would be good for me. 438 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,714 Okay, poker time! Tough guys, who's dealing? 439 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,386 -LAURA: Follow my lead. -What else is new? 440 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,355 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 441 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,823 (SIGHS) 442 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,758 Easy, cowboy. 443 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,460 Just playing my part. 444 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,397 Speaking of which, who are we? 445 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,870 Hi, Vanessa and Brooks Finley. 446 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,839 Oh, welcome. I'm Ally Davis 447 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,243 and I'm so sorry about Justin. 448 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,277 Justin? 449 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,781 Our son. Yes, it's, um... 450 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:54,051 It's unspeakably painful. 451 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,853 But I know lots of people who are here tonight 452 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,689 are early decision at Columbia and still got accepted in Spring. 453 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,095 Please. Keep him in your prayers. 454 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,497 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(WHISTLES) 455 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,804 It reminds me of when we crashed that Persian wedding at the Plaza. 456 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,741 Oh, the Hakaka affair. Killer shawarma. 457 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,042 Well, 11 o'clock. 458 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,311 Military posture, clip-on ties, 459 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,480 gotta be the hockey coach. I'm moving in. 460 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,149 Copy that. I'll take the Neiman Marcus huddle. 461 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,951 (CLICKS TONGUE) 462 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,386 ...but in a week, the kid was back at practice. 463 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,421 Meaning Miguel was exonerated? 464 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:35,092 I just thank the hockey gods we still had a shot at the championship. 465 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,795 As for exonerated, I don't ask questions. 466 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,299 WOMAN: Between home and Nantucket, she rides twice a week, maybe, 467 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:44,168 but that doesn't mean that she is entitled to choose her own horse. 468 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,672 WOMAN 2: We got Sophia the Mercedes E Series 'cause it's the safest. 469 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,775 -Yes. -But, when we didn't spring for the convertible, 470 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,577 it was like we were those evil Harry Potter parents. 471 00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,179 -Ugh! -The Dursleys. 472 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,148 Harry's aunt and uncle, actually. 473 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:04,789 -(CLANKING) -Mmm, I'm so sorry to interrupt. 474 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,359 My husband and I are school shopping, 475 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:13,664 and it is just such a relief to find like-minded moms. 476 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:17,168 I mean, you would not believe some of the parents at these other places. 477 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,770 -I mean, woof! -I will drink to that. 478 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:30,114 So, what is the story with diversity? 479 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,316 I do not want my boys sheltered. 480 00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:35,986 Oh, we are very diverse. In fact, I heard a rumor 481 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:38,956 that the Seinfelds might be transferring in. 482 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,124 Ah! 483 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:46,130 So, how do these children assimilate? 484 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:51,202 I read that there was a tragedy with a troubled scholarship athlete. 485 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:54,972 Miguel Santos, he was killed on the street. 486 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,508 Not surprising, given the neighborhood that he came from. 487 00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,311 And not surprising, right on the heels of a sexual assault charge. 488 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:03,481 -What was that about? -It's been very hush-hush. 489 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,882 But it did go to the Disciplinary Council. 490 00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:08,719 -Incoming. DILF alert. -Oh! 491 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,055 -Ladies. -Hi. 492 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,857 Hi. 493 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,993 -May I borrow you, sweetheart? -Mmm, not a problem. 494 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,064 "DILF". 495 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,834 -Any dirt? -Oh, mud. 496 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:27,705 According to The Real Housewives of Hell on Earth, 497 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:32,777 a student filed a sexual assault accusation against Miguel. 498 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:36,247 And according to my new BFF, Coach Tom, 499 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:40,918 who just beat me in a beer-pounding contest only because I let him, 500 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,722 the allegation was quickly reviewed and rejected. 501 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,224 Probably to get their star hockey player back out 502 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,559 on the ice as quickly as possible. 503 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,895 So, if you're theorizing there was a cover-up... 504 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,732 -Crossed my mind. -The accuser might be inclined 505 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,567 to go after justice for herself. 506 00:23:56,569 --> 00:24:00,104 -Also crossed my mind. -Great minds. 507 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,640 So, there is only one to find out. 508 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:05,276 I know what your mind is thinking. And, no. 509 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:09,079 How hard could it be, slipping into a school office? 510 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,048 We'll be just in and out. 511 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,417 Not one single thing we found would be admissible in a court. 512 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:17,288 "Inevitable discovery, Your Honor." Harmless error. 513 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,623 No grounds for reversal on appeal. 514 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,725 Did you go to law school when I wasn't looking? 515 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:24,728 Law & Order, baby. Don't leave home without it. 516 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:26,397 -Mmm. -(MUTTERS) 517 00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:30,734 Slayerson and there's Ramos... 518 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:32,837 Santos. Santos! 519 00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:35,840 Ah, it's just a cover page. "Unsubstantiated." 520 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,441 Hold on, check it out. 521 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:40,311 -"Davis. A. vs Santos. M." -Hmm. 522 00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:43,514 -Ally Davis? -Who? 523 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:46,784 That, um, nerd girl. She ran the table. 524 00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:50,688 And if her accusation was ruled, "unsubstantiated"... 525 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,690 Well then maybe she took matters into her own hands? 526 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,158 (DOOR OPENING) 527 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:55,893 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 528 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,433 Shh! Shh! 529 00:25:02,435 --> 00:25:04,268 Oh, come on, back here. Back here. 530 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,406 (CLANKING) 531 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,783 -Get a room, folks! -(GIGGLING) 532 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,385 -Oopsy! -Sorry! 533 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,691 Late night? 534 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,226 -Sorry! -(YAWNS) 535 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:34,331 So, what's the report? 536 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:37,134 (SIGHS) All good. 537 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:41,171 We got a promising case in the lead. Reverse that. 538 00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:42,907 Case shmace! 539 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:45,042 I'm talking about the report about you and you know who. 540 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,911 (YAWNS) There is no report. 541 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:50,180 Ah, judging by your booze breath, 542 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,715 drinks were involved. 543 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,852 -What was it, a romantic nightcap? -Oh! 544 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:57,721 You know, it's exactly how I betted that on your mother 545 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,558 on that date that wasn't a date. 546 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:04,228 She got loose the second that peppermint schnapps hit her bloodstream. 547 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,596 It was unbelievable. 548 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:08,666 Dad, no, enough. There was no schnapps. 549 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,901 I've moved on. Jake has moved on. 550 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,337 It is time you moved on. 551 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:16,574 (SNIFFS) I don't think so. 552 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:19,243 -What's that supposed to mean? -You two, 553 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,712 -it ain't over. -Oh. (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 554 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:26,450 Yeah, yeah, if you can't see it, then you are a little touched in the head. 555 00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:29,520 And I did drop you on your head. 556 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:31,188 -Goodbye, Dad. -Good night, raggedy! 557 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,356 Hmm. 558 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,292 -Sunday dinner. -Oh, yay! 559 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,998 -(SIGHS) -(DOOR CLOSES) 560 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,868 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -(DOG BARKING) 561 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,241 -Don't shoot! -What are you doing? 562 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:53,944 -Shh! -How did you even get in here? You gave your key back. 563 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,212 I made a spare. 564 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:57,548 What happened to your giving me my privacy? 565 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,717 This would appear to contradict that. 566 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,385 Give it back to me. 567 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,930 No, no, no. This is not happening. 568 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,733 This already happened. We made out in the closet. 569 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,801 -We were faking. -You put your tongue in my mouth. 570 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:18,969 I'm a very good faker. 571 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,871 Well, I'm not. Laura... 572 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,775 I'm just gonna put it all out on the table. 573 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,744 This has been the worst year of my life. 574 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,480 I wake up every morning, I go to bed every night, 575 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:30,948 wishing it could be back the way it was. 576 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,684 And tonight, for the first time, I had a hope. 577 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,321 Am I completely off-base here? 578 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,490 Do you not feel anything? 579 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,428 You have to stop 580 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,697 messing with my ability to get over you. 581 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,632 I know that you scared off Alejandro. 582 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:51,268 Why are you throwing up obstacles, 583 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,871 when all I want is to move on with my life? 584 00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:56,540 Because, I'm still in love with you. 585 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,077 Of course, you are! 586 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,380 I'm as lovable as ever. 587 00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,784 But you, on the other hand are just sexy. 588 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,552 And you smell good. 589 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,155 But you know what, that's the difference between men and women. 590 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:13,857 I am able to resist 591 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,660 what might tempt me, but is, in fact 592 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:19,196 a very, very, very bad idea. 593 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,801 You're bad for me, Jake. Go home. 594 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,488 (JAKE SNORING) 595 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,330 -Ahh! -(SHUSHING) 596 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,065 -Get up, get up! -Ouch! 597 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:57,601 (GROANING) 598 00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,840 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah? That's the best you got? 599 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,209 -Whoops. -You're so far beyond whoops. 600 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:07,077 You've gotta get out of here right... Right now! 601 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,780 -Come on. -I'm going. Take it down a notch. 602 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,715 I will not. If the boys see you here, 603 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:15,219 their confused little brains are gonna explode. 604 00:29:15,221 --> 00:29:17,421 -Oh, my God! -What! 605 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,923 Ssh, it's... It's after 9:00. 606 00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,335 Whoa, nelly. 607 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,440 -'Morning. -Okay. 608 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,143 Are you just stopping by? 609 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:41,078 You could say that, I guess, uh, 610 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,080 since my partner was an hour late for her shift, 611 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,782 she wasn't answering her cell phone, 612 00:29:44,784 --> 00:29:47,084 -but I can see that there's no cause for alarm, now. -Yeah. 613 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,219 Not at all. (SIGHS) 614 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,122 And there is no cause for this, uh, situation 615 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,057 to be reported back to anybody, right? 616 00:29:54,059 --> 00:29:55,959 Oh, anything you say, boss. 617 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,829 Can you give me a lift home so that I could change? 618 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,970 Wee-bit curious, don't you think? 619 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,306 What? 620 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,842 What? Delightful! 621 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,310 (LAUGHS) 622 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,946 A, Laura's mysteriously late. 623 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,782 B, captain's mysteriously late. 624 00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:21,118 C, you are avoiding my eye line. 625 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:22,686 No, I'm not. 626 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:26,290 Hey there, you! 627 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,326 Sorry, it was a perfect storm. 628 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:33,430 Overslept, the boys couldn't find their stuff, no gas, bridge traffic. 629 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,499 Ah, you're late? Didn't notice. 630 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:41,839 So, wasn't someone trying to track down nerd girl? 631 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,674 Oh, we sent Meredith. 632 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,976 Oh, good call. Meredith speaks nerd. 633 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,177 Mmm-hmm. 634 00:30:56,322 --> 00:30:59,156 MEREDITH: Ally, we know about the disciplinary hearing. 635 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:01,725 What happened between you and Miguel? 636 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:02,893 Nothing. 637 00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:06,230 Then what was the hearing about? 638 00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,365 This can be just between us. 639 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,335 Look, I know what high school can be like if you're not a rah-rah, 640 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:14,538 cookie cutter, popular girl. I was an outsider. 641 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:19,509 Being into manga and DND did not exactly make me prom queen. 642 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:22,246 -So, I know what boys can be like. -And girls. 643 00:31:23,816 --> 00:31:25,282 Absolutely. 644 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:28,252 Is it something a girl did? 645 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:33,991 I got a bunch of texts, dirty ones. 646 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,760 -There were photos of boys'... -Mmm. Roger that. 647 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:42,099 Uh, anyway the messages said that they were from Miguel 648 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,235 which is weird because he was nice. 649 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:49,439 I showed my guidance counselor and it became this whole thing. 650 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,708 But Miguel ended up proving he didn't do it. 651 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,877 -How'd he do that? -Um. 652 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,246 Oh, as you detectives might say he had 653 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,948 physical evidence that was inconsistent with the photos. 654 00:31:57,950 --> 00:32:00,050 His junk didn't match. 655 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,852 Yeah. 656 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,720 So, you didn't try to exact revenge? 657 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:07,024 Of course not. In a way we were both victims. 658 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,226 They ever figure out who's really behind this? 659 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:12,496 Like you said, they like to gang up on the outsider. 660 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,900 I can't prove it but I bet it was someone trying 661 00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:18,535 to mess with my head before mid-terms. 662 00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,871 -Why would anyone do that? -It's all about graduating summa, 663 00:32:20,873 --> 00:32:23,140 getting into the Ivy of your choice. 664 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:26,410 I'm a good student and everything's graded on a curve, 665 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:29,513 so the worse I did, the better chance someone else had of doing well. 666 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,318 Let's assume that Ally's right. 667 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,120 Why would the mystery sexter pretend to be Miguel? 668 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,489 He's an outsider, too. Could be just mean girls, 669 00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:41,124 jerk guys going after the easy targets. 670 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,593 Soto? 671 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:46,330 Maybe, the disciplinary hearing had nothing to do with Ally. 672 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:47,297 And everything to do with Miguel. 673 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,633 How so? 674 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,135 Well, competition at these pressure cooker schools goes way beyond academics. 675 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:55,138 It's in theater like Max said in his really boring story. 676 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,840 Ah, it's in sports too. 677 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,642 So, Ally's midterm theory could actually be about hockey. 678 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,944 The coach did say that they were vying for a championship 679 00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:03,013 and Miguel was integral to their chances. 680 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,348 Should we be looking at a rival team? 681 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,150 I think we should be looking at a rival teammate. 682 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,253 Miguel first got sidelined by Disciplinary Council ruling. 683 00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:12,823 Had it stuck, suddenly some benchwarmer from his own team 684 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,024 would be starting in the big game. 685 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,693 Which would be attended by college scouts, 686 00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,496 big donor alumni who write influential letters of recommendation... 687 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,665 -Possible. -We need to find out 688 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,634 who was in line to take over Miguel's position. 689 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:27,304 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -COACH: Let's go, let's go! Full speed! 690 00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:30,007 Nice, keep your head up, keep your head up. 691 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,508 Come on, quickly, quickly, quickly! 692 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,610 Keep going, good. 693 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:36,880 Three passes now, three passes! Use your teammates. Good! 694 00:33:37,983 --> 00:33:39,549 Use your teammates! 695 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:42,185 NYPD, coach. We'll need a minute. 696 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,754 Aren't you married to that dad I met at the gala? 697 00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,890 It's complicated. 698 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:50,394 Miguel Santos, we understand that he was your starting goalie. 699 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,962 -Yep. -Who's your starting goalie now? 700 00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:54,965 Spencer Schofield! 701 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,322 Hi, Spencer. 702 00:34:02,323 --> 00:34:04,173 It says here you're a pretty good goalie, Spencer. Is that right? 703 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:07,411 -I guess. -You guess? You're the new starter. 704 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:11,148 That makes you a pretty hot prospect to some 705 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:14,584 fancy, white-bred, hockey loving university. 706 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,753 -I don't know. -You don't know? 707 00:34:17,489 --> 00:34:18,889 I think you know. 708 00:34:19,992 --> 00:34:20,991 I think you know. 709 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,728 Me? I graduated from a public school. 710 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:28,165 Park East, uptown. 711 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,567 But even my regular people brain is... 712 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:34,704 Is buzzing on overdrive thinking why a kid like you 713 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:39,076 would have a motive to get a kid like Miguel Santos out of the way? 714 00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:41,878 So, I did a little research. 715 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,116 Checked out some of your recent debit card purchases and look what I found. 716 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:48,952 Highlighted it for you. 717 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,255 Easy Electronics. 718 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,859 I know that place over on 42nd street, Times Square. 719 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,429 Has a permanent "Going-out-of-business" sign on the window. 720 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,899 Anyway, you purchased a disposable phone from there. 721 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:06,703 So, me being the resourceful guy that I am, 722 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:09,139 I cross-checked that number with the number 723 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,374 that Miguel Santos was supposedly using 724 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,911 to text all that nasty stuff to poor Ally Davis. 725 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,313 And guess what I found, genius? 726 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:21,585 -I didn't do it. -Didn't do what, Spencer? 727 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,221 'Cause you sure as hell bought that burner phone, 728 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,156 and you sure as hell sent those texts. 729 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,391 Or know who did. 730 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,660 And I would bet my hard-earned money 731 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,396 that anyone stupid enough to do something like this 732 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:35,732 and stupid enough to leave a paper trail behind, 733 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,568 is stupid enough to kill a kid 734 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,805 thinking that it's gonna somehow help them to get into college! 735 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,342 Now, you got some explaining to do. 736 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:48,178 Or I'm gonna get your parents, I'm gonna get your principal, 737 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,281 I'm gonna have your whole world coming crashing down on you. 738 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,415 Talk! 739 00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,357 I'm already into four schools, but I'm on the waiting list at Princeton. 740 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:04,094 The phone thing was just to get Santos benched so I could get some more ice time. 741 00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:07,864 But when he was let off the hook, I let it go. 742 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:11,201 The night he was killed, I was at home studying. 743 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:14,137 My parents, the housekeeper, they'll all tell you. I'm innocent. 744 00:36:14,139 --> 00:36:16,173 So you say, Spencer. Let's back it up. 745 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,507 (SPEAKER CLICKS OFF) 746 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:19,476 We could go to his mom and dad for the alibi, 747 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,444 but he seems pretty confident. 748 00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:22,712 Yup. 749 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,715 -'Cause it's not him. -Yeah? 750 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,217 -What sold you? -Princeton. 751 00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,853 The one school that he didn't get into? 752 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:33,190 -I know someone who did. -And that's our killer? 753 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:35,859 Some people do whatever it takes to stay together. 754 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,873 TRACY: Bye-bye. Have a good one. Bye. 755 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,811 -Hi, Tracy. -Oh, hi. 756 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,580 Did you want another tour? 757 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,883 No, the first one was obnoxious enough. 758 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,551 But I could use your help. 759 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,421 Oh, I forgot to mention. 760 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,890 Besides being a prospective parent, I'm also a cop. 761 00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,427 -Okay. -Okay, here's the deal. 762 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:13,763 Some people in my precinct think that Miguel Santos 763 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,266 was killed by your boyfriend, Spencer. 764 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:19,869 But Spencer and his family swear up and down 765 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:23,039 that Spencer was home studying his little prep-school butt off 766 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:24,774 when Miguel was killed. 767 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,009 Can you confirm that? 768 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,678 Yeah, I guess. 769 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,880 Why would you think it was anyone from school? 770 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,515 Miguel Santos was a pothead 771 00:37:32,517 --> 00:37:35,085 from a completely sketched neighborhood. 772 00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:37,120 Shouldn't you be looking in the barrio? 773 00:37:37,122 --> 00:37:41,124 Those are astute observations, Tracy. Thank you. 774 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:42,959 But, you know what's interesting, 775 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:46,730 no one else has mentioned anything about Miguel being a pothead. 776 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:50,033 Not even Phillip, the campus pothead. 777 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,469 Well, that's what I heard. Someone said he was selling even. 778 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,371 Who exactly? 779 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:57,107 I don't know, just people. Did you even search his stuff? 780 00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,174 I'm sorry, search for what? 781 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:01,378 Hello, for pot, money, 782 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,647 whatever drug dealers would be carrying. God! 783 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:05,982 Look at you, Nancy Drew. 784 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:10,053 We did, and we found both those things. 785 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,089 $1500 and an eighth of marijuana 786 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,892 which coincidently was the exact amount 787 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,228 that you bought from my friend Phillip last week. 788 00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,963 Imagine that? 789 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,399 Phillip is a drugged-out liar. 790 00:38:22,401 --> 00:38:27,170 Well, I don't about that. But I do know that Phillip is a bit OCD. 791 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:30,273 See, he evens logs all of his sales 792 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:33,443 and your name is in his log. 793 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:38,181 And your cell number is in received calls. 794 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,017 You can't make that up. You thought you had it all figured out. 795 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,520 Get Spencer into the big game, 796 00:38:43,522 --> 00:38:46,756 chances are the Princeton scout would like what he sees, 797 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:52,762 and Spencer would be in off the waiting list, happily ever after. 798 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:57,000 But when the sexting charge didn't stick, clever you, 799 00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:02,138 put drugs and money into Miguel's bag and then ran him over, 800 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,674 thinking that the cops would just write it off 801 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,876 as another drug related murder. 802 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:09,879 But instead, it was a heartless 803 00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,382 rich-bitch related murder. 804 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,951 It wasn't a murder, it was an accident. 805 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:17,454 I was only trying to hurt him and I was totally amped up 806 00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:19,989 on ADHD meds to get through finals. 807 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:21,091 See, that I believe. 808 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,993 I'm sorry. I... 809 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,896 Well, you can apologize to your friends on the school Disciplinary Council. 810 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:30,133 But I'm guessing that the judge and the jury 811 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,135 won't be so sympathetic. 812 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,308 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 813 00:39:38,310 --> 00:39:40,910 -(CHEERING) -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 814 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:45,048 His coach said Miguel was the best goalie he had seen in a decade. 815 00:39:47,018 --> 00:39:49,386 If I had known, I could have stopped this. 816 00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,455 Mr. Santos, what happened to your son, no one could have seen coming. 817 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,892 You can't blame yourself. 818 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:59,162 What you knew about him was what mattered the most, his character. 819 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:04,267 His English teacher gave this to me. 820 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:10,607 It's an essay about you. About how much you provided for him. 821 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:13,009 And how he hoped to one day do the same for you. 822 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:16,079 Might be why he ended up at this school. 823 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,981 Mr. Santos, you raised a good boy. 824 00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:21,184 You raised a good man. 825 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,791 Why else would he be in her house? 826 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:29,125 I mean, the earth has shattered. It's officially shattered. 827 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,260 (SHUSHING) 828 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,863 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 829 00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:43,973 What's with all the whispering and staring? 830 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,141 -I didn't say anything. -Anything about what? 831 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,311 Anything about anything. 832 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,781 Oh, God. 833 00:40:55,387 --> 00:40:56,886 I'm telling you... 834 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:02,292 They know. They all know. 835 00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:06,095 -They do? -Why do they know? 836 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:09,632 I may have run into Billy outside of your house. 837 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,536 (WHISPERING) It wasn't me. No, I didn't say it. 838 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,343 Nothing happened! 839 00:41:23,682 --> 00:41:24,914 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 840 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,185 (DISHES CLATTERING) 841 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,921 This is nice. Isn't this nice? 842 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,022 Very, very nice. 843 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,424 There you go. 844 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,127 Nice. 845 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:41,297 -Nicity-nice. -Okay, enough with the nice. Just eat. 846 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:45,101 Not to criticize, but what's with the brown spaghetti? 847 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:46,336 It's made from whole wheat. 848 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:48,538 Ugh! Why would someone do that to spaghetti? 849 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:50,039 It's unnatural, am I right? 850 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,207 BOTH: (IN UNISON) Yeah! 851 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,142 All right, who's ready for some dessert? 852 00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,178 -BOTH: Me! -Oh, thank God! 853 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:58,014 They opened up this new bakery around the corner 854 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,851 from my house that makes the most amazing brownies. 855 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,320 Now you're talking! Here, boys. 856 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,388 JAKE: And... 857 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,459 Fat-free. I special ordered. 858 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:12,495 Oh. 859 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,764 Some people will do whatever it takes to stay together. 860 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:31,814 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 63065

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