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(SCREAMING)
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MAN 1: Old man,
where that money at?
MAN 2: Leave me alone.
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MAN 1: Give me your wallet!
MAN 2: Leave me alone.
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-Come on.
Give me your wallet.
-Leave me alone, man.
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Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
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Hey!
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You have the nerve
to bring weapons
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inside my
children's playground?
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Step off, soccer mom!
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You step off!
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What kind of human beings
steal money
from a senior citizen
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10 feet from a jungle gym?
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What, you're gonna slash him
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in front of all the toddlers
so they can have
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recurring nightmares
for the rest of their lives?
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Huh, what're you
gonna do, biatch?
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-Gimme that money, old man!
Come on.
-(OLD MAN PROTESTING)
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Where's that wallet at?
Come on.
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-OLD MAN: Leave me alone.
-Give it!
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-(ZAPPING)
-(YELLING IN PAIN)
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Now you the bitch.
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(GROANING)
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And you're under arrest.
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(MUGGER GROANING)
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BOY: Gross!
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Five-second rule.
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FEMALE OFFICER ON RADIO:
Manhattan south, homicide squad requested.
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Report of criminal fatality at the Neoteric.
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325 Water.
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Hey, victim's
a female, white, 40s,
no ID, purse or cell,
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paid in cash,
gave the name Samantha Jones,
could be made-up.
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You think? Security cameras?
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None up here,
but plenty downstairs,
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even though
it's a zoo in the lobby.
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Hotel security said
they saw her on tape
come in around 7:00, alone.
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As far as the guy
is concerned,
a needle in a haystack.
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Detective, lights-out
for this one, uh,
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approximately 8:00
to 11:00 p.m.
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Bruising indicates a struggle.
The manner of death,
ligature strangulation.
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Likely weapon
is the victim's own scarf.
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It makes sense,
easier to use than hands,
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distributes the weight,
the pressure evenly.
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-Might not be a big guy.
-Or gal.
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Well, whoever it is,
they are scratched up
pretty good.
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I got a whole mess
of skin fragments
under her nails.
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I'll try to match DNA.
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Am I the only one noticing
the funk in here?
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My allergies
have been acting up.
Smells like sex or something?
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I wouldn't remember.
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No, more like bad cologne.
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Like a blend
of musk and roadkill.
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All right, so no forced entry,
she must have
known her killer.
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Fake name, cash...
Hooker and john?
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Dress comes from one of those
discount chains,
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they always
cut the tag like this.
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Simple makeup, no implants.
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Samantha Jones...
Sex and The City, anyone?
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(SIGH)
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Wrong demo.
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No.
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More likely she's just
a regular suburban gal.
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Fifty Shades of Very Dark Grey.
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All right, let's get
the fingerprints,
find out who she is.
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MEDICAL EXAMINER: You got it.
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Follow me.
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Oh, it's just
a typical nightgown,
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she could have
bought this anywhere.
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Excuse me!
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Mmm-hmm?
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It's a camisole
and she bought it here.
It's their own label.
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Jake dragged me in here once,
thinking we could act out
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some changing room
male fantasy.
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-How'd that go?
-Quickly.
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Happens.
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Well, this stuff's more
upscale than the rest
of our vic's clothes.
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And considering how much
she spent on that hotel suite,
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must have been
a big night for her.
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Excuse me!
I'm just following up
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on my, "Excuse me!"
from 30 seconds ago.
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Can we get some help?
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It'll be a minute, sweetie.
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And FYI, the sale
ended last week.
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Your attention, please!
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I have a bit of a outbreak
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-down below.
-CUSTOMERS: Ew!
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And I tried on a lot of stuff
from here the other day.
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I know that we're supposed
to keep our underwear on,
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but I didn't,
so, you know, FYI...
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Oh, back already,
that was way less
than a minute, sweetie.
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One of these
camisoles was bought,
I'm guessing it was this week,
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given that
it's still on display,
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by a pretty,
middle-aged brunette.
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Recognize her?
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Let's see if we can
find a receipt, shall we?
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Christa Chase. Mid-40s,
brown hair, blue eyes.
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-We need an address.
-On it.
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(WOMAN LAUGHING)
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Uh, what's with
the meter maid convention?
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Captain Booty, nine o'clock.
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(HAMMERING)
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LAURA: Seems like
you have a fan club.
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Oh, sorry, I was speaking
to your ass.
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You bought me this bad boy.
Remember?
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I remember
all sorts of things, Jake,
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birthdays,
every Top Chef winner...
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I even remember yesterday,
when you weren't my boss.
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How exactly
is this gonna work?
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It's gonna work great.
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Look, we can
coordinate our schedules,
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we can pick up the boys and
bring them here after school,
eat together...
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Sounds pretty good, right?
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No, actually it sounds
like a stupid, evil
divorce nightmare.
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Speaking of which...
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I got my papers to
the lawyers, it's official.
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Ah!
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I'll have Max get a cake.
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No, we're good. I got Cronuts.
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Cronuts, everyone.
Come grab a Cronut.
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And share.
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Come and have a Cronut,
best donut on earth, right?
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He's just the best.
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He sort of is.
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You're being Jaked,
just shake it off.
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Oh, Peter and Christa Chase,
421 Adlers Way, Staten Island.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Peter Chase?
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Yes, sir. Problem?
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Mr. Chase,
where were you last night
between 8:00 and 11:00?
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Uh... I was here.
Watching, uh...
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The Yankees.
Beltran went
three for four, why?
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Can anyone verify that, sir?
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When was the last time
you saw Mrs. Chase, sir?
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Why... Wha...
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Why're you asking me that?
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Mr. Chase, we found a body
that we fear is your wife.
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You'll have to come down
with us to make
a positive identification.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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Baby?
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They told me you were dead.
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MRS. CHASE: What?
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Are you not married
to Christa Michelle Chase?
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We have her living
at this address.
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Not anymore,
I'm Mrs. Chase now.
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I told Christa
to update her records
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but she's not exactly
quick on the draw.
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She's dead, sir.
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She's not my problem anymore.
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(KISSING)
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So, Mr. Chase,
when was the last time
you saw your ex-wife?
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Uh... The lawyers,
few weeks ago.
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-(GRUNTS)
-And this house was the one
you lived in together?
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This was my house
long before Christa,
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hell if I was gonna lose it
in the settlement.
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Bad enough
I got to pay her bills,
but even that wasn't enough.
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She asked you for more money?
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She sued, to void
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an already
signed separation
of assets agreement.
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I own a fleet of trucks.
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What, she deserves
to be co-owner
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just 'cause I got myself
a little extra-curricular?
(SCOFFS)
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It's all new furniture
and linen.
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I had to start over. I mean,
when it comes to style,
Christa was a lost puppy.
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Oh, thank God Peter found you.
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I sort of have a sixth sense.
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(QUIETLY) I think we only
have five for a reason.
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So, what were you two
honeymooners up to last night?
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Just cuddling,
you know, watching TV.
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Romantic Yankees game?
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(CHUCKLING)
Like Peter would watch
the Yankees.
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BILLY: Peter Chase
was clearly a Mets fan.
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And the Mets
didn't play last night,
the Yankees did.
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Must have been, uh,
first thing that popped
in his mind.
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Lying about your alibi,
that's never a good thing.
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-So, which one do you like?
-BILLY: Both have motive.
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He was afraid of losing
half his business.
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And she was afraid of losing
the zillion bucks' worth
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of bougie house crap
she just bought.
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-Visible scratch marks?
-Long sleeves, couldn't see.
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But did you catch
her broken nail?
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Could've happened last week.
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(SCOFFING) Skinny little
trophy wives?
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So much as chip a nail,
they book a mani.
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Sorry, thought I heard
European-style frothing?
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Voila!
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-Oh!
-My contribution
to precinct culture.
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They had this exact model
at the cafe where
I learned how to barista.
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-Thanks, Mike.
-My name's Max.
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I love you so much!
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Not "love" love.
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-Adore.
-Just getting worse.
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J'adore?
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E-ZPass serial numbers
for Chase and
trophy wife's cars.
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00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:17,822
If either of them drove
into the city last night
it'll show up.
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Back at ya.
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Looked at the post office.
Christa had her mail
forwarded to this address.
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-Can I touch it?
-No.
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WOMAN: It's not much,
but she sure
made it look nice.
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I asked her if she
could fix up my unit.
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Hmm, it looks like she
stole your CD collection.
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00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,313
Oh, my God!
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-In eighth grade I saw
the Like A Virgin Tour.
-I know.
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Beastie Boys opened
and Andrew Cohen
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-grabbed my left boob.
-Grabbed your left boob.
I know.
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She didn't have
anything special to wear.
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That's what the camisole
was about,
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starting over.
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Divorce hit her hard.
She was so lonely.
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Most Saturday nights she was
home binge-watching Top Chef.
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00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,103
Her ex-husband was
the outgoing one, she said,
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so she didn't
have a social life.
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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,673
Looks like she was
trying to fix that.
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Passionpairing.com?
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00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,721
Um, excuse me, is it all right
if the grandmother brings in
Christa's daughter
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-to get a few things?
-Yes, yes, please. Come in.
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Of course.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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I'm gonna find out
what happened to your mom.
I promise.
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Son of a bitch didn't even
mention they had a daughter,
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and now
he's all she's got left.
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Probably why Christa
was getting out there.
Looking for a better man.
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There you go,
Passionpairing.com.
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"Your soul mate could
be just one click away."
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Well, let's see
if Christa found hers.
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JAKE: Laura! Billy!
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Workin'!
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Captain?
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Your leads sucked.
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00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,095
The ex-husband's car
never left Staten Island
last night,
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00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:08,600
as confirmed by E-ZPass
and cell GPS tracking,
same with the trophy wife.
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00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,669
So, if they were home,
why lie about
watching baseball?
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00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:11,936
May I present to you...
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00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:13,438
Chase's pay-per-view
invoice from last night.
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00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,708
22 Hump Street?
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00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,677
22 "Hump" Street?
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00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,745
That's why you lie
about watching baseball.
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00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:22,047
All right, any other
bad news turds?
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00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,115
-Well, there's...
-Just one!
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Spoke with forensics.
The skin fragments found
under our vic's nails
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00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,920
didn't trigger a match
in the DNA database.
240
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,289
Assailant is definitely
somebody without a record.
241
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,424
That's a needle in a haystack.
242
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:34,859
Maybe not. New lead.
Two weeks ago...
243
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,494
BOTH: Christa filed a police
report for assault.
244
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,229
Charges were dropped,
but the alleged perp
was another woman...
245
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,165
...at her yoga studio.
246
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:40,999
Check it out.
247
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,437
YOGA INSTRUCTOR:
We are warriors.
248
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:48,173
We are goddesses.
249
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,775
Majestic Pigeon, on my count.
250
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,143
One...
251
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,611
Two...
252
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,647
And pigeon.
253
00:11:55,649 --> 00:11:57,215
BILLY: If you don't mind,
Ms. Pulaski,
254
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,185
I think it would be better
if we step outside to have
this conversation?
255
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,653
Actually, I do mind.
256
00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,490
I already paid
40 bucks for this session.
257
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,358
40 bucks?
258
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,727
I've got a tire in my backyard
259
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,928
you could swing on for free.
260
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,429
You get what you pay for.
261
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,464
All right, moving on.
262
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:15,400
Where were you last night?
263
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,602
My daughter's gymnastics
meet in Nyack.
264
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,939
Not killing Christa Chase,
obviously, that's why
you're here.
265
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:21,840
Look, can you...
266
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:27,312
Explain the assault charge
that Christa
filed against you?
267
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,047
Her aerial band came untied,
268
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,316
she face-planted
on the floor like an idiot,
269
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,352
and she blamed me
as if I could've done that.
270
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,221
Anyway,
she dropped the charges.
She kept coming to class.
271
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,922
Maybe she felt
intimidated by you.
272
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,190
More like she
needed to work out.
273
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:41,893
You know,
she really let herself go.
274
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,294
All right, look.
275
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,730
Something obviously
went down between you two.
What exactly?
276
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,000
We can move this conversation
in the precinct.
277
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,836
(SIGHS) Charlie Carazzo.
278
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,439
My chooch ex-boyfriend, okay?
279
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,174
The slut was seeing him.
280
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,277
Can the woman in jeans please
evacuate the premises?
281
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,879
Namaste.
282
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,947
YOGA INSTRUCTOR:
Your body wringing out,
like a wet cloth...
283
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:04,215
(GROANS)
284
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:07,118
How'd that happen?
285
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,686
(GROANS)
286
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:14,125
Charlie Carazzo,
VP Pre-owned Sales,
Atlantic Auto.
287
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,361
One prior.
Public intoxication
and assault.
288
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:20,398
Booze, plus a temper?
Likely profile of our killer.
289
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,567
It's a hybrid, so it's, uh,
it's good for the environment.
290
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,235
And that?
That'll buff right out.
291
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:26,971
Oh, boy. Cop!
292
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,407
Hey! Hey!
293
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,676
Hey, Carazzo! Where you going?
294
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,012
Quick test drive!
295
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,585
How do I turn the car on
without a key?
296
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,587
-(BUTTON CLICKS)
-(ENGINE STARTS)
297
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,055
God, I'm old.
298
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,994
(CHARLIE SCREAMING)
299
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,129
BILLY: We just want
to talk to you, man!
300
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,035
(TIRES SCREECH)
301
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,204
(SHRIEKS)
302
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,511
The brakes are spongy,
the throttle sticks.
303
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,779
Car's a lemon.
304
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,080
We'll discuss it downtown.
305
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,353
(STAMMERING) I know...
I know what it looked like...
306
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:19,891
But I swear, I swear to God
307
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,160
that, that it was
an accident, I swear it.
308
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,295
Walk me through
what went down.
309
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,064
All right, um...
310
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,732
-You're doing all right.
-(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
311
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,634
Well, um...
312
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:33,238
First of all I was
pretty liquored-up...
313
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,174
And I know, I know that's not
an excuse or anything, but...
314
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,676
Anyway, I saw
on the Internet...
315
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,577
Take your time.
316
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:43,147
...on the Internet that
if you shove a firecracker
317
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:44,415
up a squirrel's ass,
it'll take off.
318
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,951
Huh?
319
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,253
Like...
320
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,521
Airborne.
321
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,289
-Pfft!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on a second.
322
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,625
So you're confessing...
323
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,495
To killing a squirrel
last night?
324
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:58,396
He died?
325
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,765
(CRYING)
326
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,233
He died!
327
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,837
Oh, this is terrible!
Oh, this is horrible!
328
00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:09,407
That sick idiot had
two women fighting over him?
329
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,110
Oh God! Oh, I can't
wait to start dating.
330
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,980
-Dudes! Pizza!
-(BOYS LAUGHING)
331
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,649
Pizza! Pizza!
332
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:18,616
Got it? Come here, guys.
(KISSING)
333
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,152
Pay the toll. Pay the toll.
Pay the toll.
334
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,420
Thanks for dinner.
335
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,022
It was the least I could do
for the warm welcome.
336
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,490
And the sitter fell through?
337
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,292
I might have neglected
to find one, yeah.
338
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,593
Okay if you're
on kid duty tonight?
339
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,595
-I'm on kid duty every night.
-Great.
340
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,332
Because I am gonna grab a beer
with everyone on
the floor, one-on-one,
341
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:36,567
and your partner
is up first tonight.
342
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,636
(SIGHS)
343
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,838
What? I'll spring for
a sitter if you need one.
344
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,774
Oh, lucky me!
345
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,943
You know how hard it is
to find a decent, affordable
sitter in this city,
346
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,177
let alone at the last minute?
347
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,812
Noted.
348
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,013
Okay, so...
349
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,483
-Who do we like in the case?
-Not the ex, not the new wife.
350
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,352
Not the yoga lady
with the broken nose,
351
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,454
not her squirrel killing ex.
352
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,289
The best lead in front of us
is the dating website.
353
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,590
You figure out who she dated?
354
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,625
MAX:
Yeah, that's not happening.
355
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:04,329
Um, at least not today.
356
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,264
The corporate headquarters is
in Mumbai,
357
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,732
General Counsel
was Ronald McRude.
358
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,167
I kicked it up
to the DA's office.
359
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,135
-(KISSES)
-(CLEARS THROAT)
360
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,637
Why are you
on the floor, Merl?
361
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,173
-My name is Max.
-Uh, not to kill
the joy, but...
362
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,374
Compelling
a foreign corporation
363
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,209
into breaking terms of service
364
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,244
and revealing the identity
of its members?
365
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,579
Not exactly a lay-up.
366
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,581
That's why
I'm joining the site.
367
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,184
-I'm sorry, what?
-Passionpairing.com.
368
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:30,088
If I create a profile
similar enough to Christa,
with a little luck,
369
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,356
the killer just might
ask me out.
370
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:36,227
"Freshly divorced.
Dipping a toe into
the dating pool.
371
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,364
"Style is shabby-chic,
emphasis on the shabby.
372
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:42,767
"Lover of early Madonna
and late reality TV.
373
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,036
"Infrequent shopper,
374
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,138
"shameless homebody..."
375
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,740
(KEYS CLACKING)
376
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,575
-You forgot "Alluring..."
-Oh, God... (SIGHS)
377
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,711
"Powerful, intelligent,
beautiful."
378
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,979
This isn't me.
379
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,448
-It's Christa.
-Huh.
380
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,451
You two would've gotten along,
she sounds amazing.
381
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,652
Tell her to give me a call.
382
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,054
BOYS: Daddy!
383
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,822
"Freshly divorced,
384
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,624
"attractive..."
385
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,725
"Beautiful" is better.
386
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,694
Excuse me?
387
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,029
"Attractive"?
388
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,164
Who do you want to date?
My Uncle Melvin?
389
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,799
I'd have to see a photo.
390
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,300
Your approach is all wrong.
391
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,769
Did you just crawl
from under a rock?
392
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,670
Metaphorically.
393
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:23,908
Passionpairing's a rad site
because it's anonymous and
therefore promotes honesty.
394
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,743
Don't beat around the bush.
395
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,045
I'm a hot as hell woman
looking to get some.
396
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,212
Period.
397
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,280
I like you.
398
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,382
But this isn't for me.
399
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,484
Oh! I'll get on first.
400
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,420
Tie your shoe, Peyton Manning,
401
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,821
you don't want to
break your nose.
402
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,289
Nicholas,
403
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,625
please move away
from the criminal.
404
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,227
If staging a non-violent
protest against
405
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,730
the most unconscionable
slumlord of the Lower East
Side makes me a criminal,
406
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,131
guilty as charged!
407
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,266
Listen up, pigs!
408
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,135
No justice, no peace!
409
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,103
Boys, come in here.
410
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,972
(BOYS LAUGHING)
411
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,107
Click "Multiplier".
412
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,909
It expands the reach.
413
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,577
-And use caps,
helps you get noticed.
-(HANDCUFFS CLICK)
414
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,012
And bring your gun
on these dates,
415
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,447
plenty of sick
pervs out there.
416
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:05,683
(JAKE AND BOYS
SHOUTING PLAYFULLY)
417
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,591
(BOTH SIGH)
418
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,360
Thank you.
419
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,629
I know you don't like me.
420
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,431
-I don't have a problem...
-That's all right.
Why should you?
421
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,301
I hurt your partner. But...
422
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,536
Here we are.
And, man-to-man, there are
two sides to every story.
423
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,239
I respect you as a cop.
424
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,541
And I just hope some day
you'll end up respecting
me too. Cheers.
425
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,514
"Hurt" my partner?
426
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,716
That's a bit
of an understatement,
don't you think?
427
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,618
Fair enough.
428
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,154
I had the perfect woman
and I took her for granted.
I blew it.
429
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,056
But...
430
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,825
Was I bad enough to get
kicked to the curb for good?
431
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,161
-Is that rhetorical?
-No, no, not really.
432
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,162
You know her
better than anyone.
433
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,363
You know her
better than me, even.
434
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,031
-Uh...
-I'm, I'm genuinely curious.
435
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,634
In your opinion,
is there a path back for me?
436
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,403
Captain, I thought this was
gonna be a work thing...
437
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,705
-No. It is, it is.
-I don't wanna get...
438
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,373
Just throw me a bone, Billy.
Come on.
439
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,509
Does she ever
even talk about me?
440
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,711
Oh, she talks about you.
Plenty.
441
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,779
-That's good. That's good.
-You haven't heard
what she says.
442
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,616
Hey, guys.
443
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,718
We're looking for two
to play booze foosball.
444
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,153
-What do you say?
-Uh, actually...
445
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,888
Yeah. Sure, let's do it.
446
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,856
Booze foosball. I like it.
Never heard it put that way.
447
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,958
-Hey, I'm Jake.
-Jenny.
448
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,194
(ALL SHRIEKING)
449
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,663
JAKE: There you go,
you gotta drink.
450
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,698
JAKE: We're Germany,
you're Brazil.
451
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,267
You guys gotta drink!
You guys gotta drink!
452
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,234
-Here you go.
-Cheers!
453
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,936
(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)
454
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,638
That's called a goal!
455
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,174
-(LAUGHS)
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
456
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,242
WOMAN: Shots! Yeah!
JAKE: Yeah, nice!
457
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:39,911
What you on your phone for,
man? Come on,
get off your phone.
458
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,216
(FIZZING)
459
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,684
(GROANS)
460
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,286
You didn't text me
back last night.
461
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,821
Uh... Battery died.
462
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,524
Really? Big night?
463
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,094
Trying to hang with
Captain Kamikaze, yeah.
464
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,429
Morning, people.
465
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,166
You forgot to
put in the grounds.
466
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,168
Coffee's for the birds,
I only drink froth.
467
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,737
Okay, so, we gonna catch
a bad guy today?
468
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,005
LAURA: Hopefully, tonight.
469
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:11,075
Fake Laura has 12 dates.
470
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,010
-How's that gonna work?
-I've got a plan.
471
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,979
It won't take more
than 60 seconds to
roll someone up.
472
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,147
That I'd like to see.
473
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,349
I'll come, watch your back.
474
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,985
I don't need my ex
watching me slay dragons
in a singles bar.
475
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,420
You're babysitting.
476
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,521
Billy's got my back.
477
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,389
(BILLY CLICKS TONGUE)
478
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,092
Hey, I just wanted you to know
the bases have changed
since you last played ball.
479
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,994
Um, so first...
480
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,295
Second...
481
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,563
What the hell's third?
482
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,398
Oh, my God!
483
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,866
(SIGHS)
484
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:38,970
Back to it.
485
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,982
This music makes me
want to kill myself.
486
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,885
Yikes!
487
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,154
So this is what the rest of
my life is gonna look like?
488
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,522
(BILLY LAUGHING)
489
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,891
Welcome to my world.
All right, game time.
490
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,960
Can we, um, get a little cleavage on, please?
491
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,028
Oh, God...
492
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:04,962
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
493
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,034
There you go. Fresh air, ladies.
(CHUCKLES)
494
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:10,901
And it wouldn't hurt to smile.
495
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,937
Good, nice.
496
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:13,971
I'm exhausted already.
497
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,675
Laura?
498
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,576
Nope.
499
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,846
BILLY: What was that?
500
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,249
No way that twerp has the
cojones to strangle anyone.
501
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,651
Okay, that was cold.
502
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,252
You could've at least
let the guy buy you a drink.
503
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,021
Uh, saved him 10 bucks.
504
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:30,921
Try 20.
505
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,190
The world's gone insane.
506
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,492
So, what's the plan?
507
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,327
Let's see if there's a hothead in the bunch.
508
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,528
And how are we gonna do that?
509
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,763
Lean and mean.
510
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,098
All right.
511
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,066
Let's catch a killer.
512
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,675
Backgammon?
513
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,043
I hate backgammon.
514
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,312
The Jets? Are you kidding me?
515
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,113
The Giants?
Are you kidding me?
516
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,689
Wow.
517
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,525
Oh!
518
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,094
These heels are designed
for two dates, max.
519
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,796
Not 12 in one night.
520
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,632
(GROANS) I hate dating.
521
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,667
Slutty heels don't come with orthotics.
522
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,469
-So where're we at?
-Oh.
523
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,071
Zero for eight.
524
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,373
Yeah, I heard everything and didn't pick up jack.
525
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,809
-Other than you're
a seriously rude date.
-Exactly.
526
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,545
Chances are the killer
has anger issues.
527
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,380
That's why I was trying to get their goat.
528
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,115
Say the wrong thing so they'll fly off the handle.
529
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,384
Dates one, three and four
530
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,319
just laughed off
whatever I dished.
531
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,855
Zen factor high,
so kill factor low.
532
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,092
Date two, Mr. Runny Nose,
had a temper,
533
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,294
but is too allergic
to smell cologne,
much less wear it.
534
00:22:43,296 --> 00:22:45,496
Date five also got pissy.
535
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,565
But he was nursing
a cold sore that
had to have been
536
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,667
huge two nights back.
537
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,602
You don't go out with
Mount Kilimanjaro on your lip.
538
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,206
-Seriously?
-Easy, coug.
539
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,341
You couldn't have spent
that much on that dress.
540
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,110
-"Coug"?
-MAN: Excuse me...
541
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,178
That was incredibly rude.
542
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,047
And her dress
needs dry cleaning,
543
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,448
I think you should cover that.
544
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:07,752
Call my secretary.
545
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,924
That was heroic. Thanks.
546
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,293
You're welcome.
And you're Laura?
547
00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,062
I'm Kevin,
548
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,930
your Passion Pairing.
549
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,232
Kevin, right.
550
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,767
-Hi. -Hi.
551
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,735
You know what?
That rescue deserves a hug.
552
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,437
-Oh, okay, hug it is.
-(SNIFFING)
553
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:28,339
Wow.
554
00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:30,641
Distinctive cologne.
555
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,044
-It's too much?
-Way too much.
556
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,213
That's kinda harsh.
557
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,682
-The truth often is.
-What?
558
00:23:38,684 --> 00:23:41,318
You know what? I'm so glad
that you reached out to me.
559
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,789
I saw your profile and
I was gonna ask you out
560
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,992
two nights ago,
but I was a nervous Nellie.
561
00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:49,326
You probably weren't free.
562
00:23:49,328 --> 00:23:50,628
I wasn't, actually.
563
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,731
I'm just gonna...
(CLEARS THROAT)
564
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,331
Bathroom.
565
00:23:56,634 --> 00:23:57,634
BILLY: We got a live one here.
566
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:58,803
Same cologne, easily riled.
567
00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,837
I'm gonna go get him.
568
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:12,249
Damn!
569
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,886
-Pardon me. He's gone.
-Oh, damn it!
570
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,822
You must be Laura.
571
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,722
Sorry, I met someone.
572
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,525
Okay, then.
573
00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,301
You are still here.
574
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:31,936
Don't you have
anyone to post bail?
575
00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:34,405
Bail is for sellouts!
576
00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,541
The point of civil
disobedience is to be heard.
577
00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,343
For once in my life
he's gonna have to listen.
578
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,945
I'm not a little girl anymore
579
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,080
who he can placate
with material goods.
580
00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,882
The slumlord's your father?
581
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:45,783
You can't pick your parents.
582
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:46,784
(PANTING)
583
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,386
-What's your name?
-Sammi.
584
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,955
Sammi, I need your help.
585
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:53,257
That's ironic.
586
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:56,460
The Man locks me behind bars
and now wants my help.
587
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,596
Do I look like "The Man"?
588
00:24:59,764 --> 00:25:01,465
What?
589
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,868
I met a guy on Passionpairing
and I need to
get in touch with him.
590
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:04,635
Don't you have friends?
591
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,638
Click through his profile.
592
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,107
There's a button where you can
send an emoticon and message.
593
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,643
Naughtier it is,
more likely he'll respond.
594
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,913
There's an emoji
of wet ruby red lips.
595
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:17,281
Always works for me.
596
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:27,992
Where the hell is this guy?
597
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,493
Chill.
598
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,395
We agreed on 10:30.
599
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,863
He's got one minute.
600
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,398
Yeah, but you're a sitting duck. I don't like it.
601
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,100
Spoiler alert.
602
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:38,702
If he tries to strangle me,
I'm gonna shoot him
in the testicles.
603
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:39,537
(BILLY LAUGHS)
604
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,613
Thank you for coming back out.
605
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,355
-I'm sorry I left earlier.
-Yeah, you should be.
606
00:25:58,357 --> 00:25:59,657
You should be nicer!
607
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:03,661
I'm sorry.
608
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:05,963
You just...
609
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:09,266
Remind me of a woman.
610
00:26:10,802 --> 00:26:11,602
It didn't end well.
611
00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:15,873
What happened, Kevin?
612
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:20,811
We went out a few times.
613
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,581
And I thought
we really hit it off.
614
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:25,683
Then...
615
00:26:26,217 --> 00:26:27,918
Monday...
616
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,119
-(KEVIN CHUCKLES)
-(GUNS COCK)
617
00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,254
That was gonna be
618
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:33,591
the night, until she...
619
00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:34,825
-Freeze, jackass!
-(SHRIEKING)
620
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,894
-Come on! On your knees!
-Okay! Okay! Okay!
621
00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:38,195
-Get down! Don't move!
-Okay! Okay! Okay!
622
00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,630
Just take my wallet!
623
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:40,931
Please, just don't hurt us!
Please!
624
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,267
He's a cop, Kevin.
625
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,302
So am I.
626
00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:48,906
So this isn't a date?
627
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,709
I'm sorry,
we're investigating a murder.
628
00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,377
-Christa Chase.
-Christa's...
629
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,446
Oh, my God!
630
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,315
Thank you.
631
00:26:58,317 --> 00:26:59,984
BILLY: Okay, so what the hell happened Monday night?
632
00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:01,819
She blew me off.
633
00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:05,489
She texted me
at the last minute that
she couldn't make it.
634
00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:08,258
-See?
-Do you have an alibi, Kevin?
635
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,660
Can you prove that
you weren't with Christa?
636
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:12,262
Yes, I ended up seeing
a boy band in Brooklyn.
637
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,597
Hmm, awesome.
638
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:16,000
I posted some sick pics
I can show you.
639
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,035
I can't believe
you weren't a date.
640
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,337
Laura, my people
wrote the Kama-sutra.
641
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:23,040
You're a nice guy, Kevin.
642
00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:25,376
What you said to that jerk...
643
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:27,344
No, that wasn't real.
644
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:29,580
-What do you mean?
-The drink spilling,
it was staged.
645
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,649
I hired a wingman.
646
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,317
-BOTH: Excuse me?
-The guy, who spilled on you,
647
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,485
he was, um...
648
00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:36,787
A pro.
649
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,522
I pay him 3 grand a month
to pick my dates,
650
00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:39,890
my clothes, even my cologne.
651
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,359
Did your wingman
pick out Christa?
652
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,662
Christa, Laura...
653
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,863
His specialty
is seducing dwarfs.
654
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,865
Dwarf? I'm 5'8".
655
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,900
"Divorced Women Alone
and Ready to..."
656
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,101
-Oh...
-(GASPS)
657
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,136
I won't say the last part.
658
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:54,071
Excuse me.
659
00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:55,406
I just threw up in my mouth.
660
00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,874
I know it's crass,
661
00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:59,877
but he says he can
bed any DWARF he wants.
662
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:01,412
That no one has
ever turned him down.
663
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:03,514
I got a feeling Christa did.
664
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:13,357
(JAKE WHISTLES)
665
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,359
Walk of shame right into work?
666
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,594
Back in the saddle
pretty fast.
667
00:28:17,596 --> 00:28:20,464
Twelve saddles.
We filmed the whole thing.
668
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,966
You could watch it
on Jakeisanidiot.porn.
669
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,735
We've been up all night
pulling intel
670
00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:27,171
on our newest suspect.
671
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,973
Michael Devlin
aka Winner Wingman.
672
00:28:29,975 --> 00:28:32,076
MICHAEL ON COMPUTER:
Who's ready to crush it in DWARF land?
673
00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:36,246
In one week, I can teach any man to get any DWARF in the sack.
674
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,716
-What's a DWARF?
-Sensitive subject.
675
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:41,819
If she did her hair up nice, put on a new blouse she picked up at the Mom Store?
676
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,754
Ignore.
677
00:28:43,756 --> 00:28:46,256
We want our DWARF self-conscious and insecure.
678
00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,425
He's the Antichrist.
679
00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:50,661
Which is why I can
see you wanting to pin
a homicide on him.
680
00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:51,462
It lines up.
681
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,364
He had access to her profile,
682
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,467
he picked out
Christa for Kevin.
683
00:28:56,469 --> 00:28:58,969
If he went after her
and she resisted...
684
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,805
Jake, I am telling you,
I feel this one in my gut.
685
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,540
I'm not sure gut's enough
to pick the guy up.
686
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,916
-Scroll down.
-(LAURA SIGHS)
687
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,451
LAURA: That's interesting.
688
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,720
-"Burn in hell."
-BILLY: Submitted
by ScarredForever.
689
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:18,622
(KEYS CLACKING)
690
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,393
Okay, wait, you're making
a few assumptions here.
691
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,628
I mean, ScarredForever
could be a dude.
692
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,430
It could be Kevin
for all we know.
693
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,765
Doesn't sound
like a dude to me.
694
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,835
So...
695
00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,871
You're gonna sit here and
wait for a response?
696
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,640
This is the Internet, Laura.
697
00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:37,841
It's a comment.
You don't... It...
698
00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,944
All right, I'm gonna
go get some coffee.
699
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,146
Let me know if
you want something.
700
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:43,714
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
701
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,820
-Start where
you're comfortable.
-Uh...
702
00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:52,189
I'd been on three, four dates
with one of his clients.
703
00:29:52,757 --> 00:29:53,590
Sweet man.
704
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,526
A little boring. (CHUCKLES)
705
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,863
So, when Michael reached out,
I suppose I was flattered.
706
00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:01,565
He was so handsome.
707
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,634
Young...
708
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,470
I couldn't believe
he wanted to be with me.
709
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,105
Jenny, what happened
with Michael
710
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,774
when you finally got together?
711
00:30:10,776 --> 00:30:15,445
We met at a hotel bar
and he bought me
one quick drink,
712
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,447
and he took me upstairs.
713
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:22,352
There was just something
about him, you know?
714
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,454
His casual assumption that
we were sleeping together.
715
00:30:25,423 --> 00:30:26,857
It just rubbed me
the wrong way.
716
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,259
Did you go home?
717
00:30:31,462 --> 00:30:32,696
(VOICE BREAKS)
He slapped me.
718
00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,267
He threw me on the bed...
719
00:30:40,371 --> 00:30:43,473
He said that
middle-aged bitches
can't afford to be teases.
720
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,578
I was so scared.
721
00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:52,683
So I just let him have me.
722
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:01,458
I just closed my eyes
and let him.
723
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,696
He raped her.
724
00:31:05,698 --> 00:31:07,097
Well, let's get a warrant
for a DNA screening.
725
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,932
The evidence
is circumstantial.
726
00:31:08,934 --> 00:31:11,869
They could shoot us down,
his lawyer could drag it out.
727
00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:14,071
I am not willing
to gamble on this.
728
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,038
So what do you have in mind?
729
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,640
I rope him in. Tonight.
730
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,976
Before another woman
ends up dead.
731
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:20,310
It's too dangerous.
732
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,079
You don't get
to be overprotective.
733
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,380
You're not my husband anymore.
734
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,748
That wasn't my choice!
735
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,483
If you would take me
back right now,
736
00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,985
I would happily be
your husband again.
737
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,052
You just say the word.
738
00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,787
We are not doing this!
739
00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:33,891
I have mourned the death
of our marriage plenty,
740
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,792
but then I moved on.
741
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,996
Guess what? I like not being
married to a serial adulterer.
742
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:42,833
And I like doing the job
that I'm really good at.
743
00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:46,870
So stop acting like a husband
and start acting like a boss
744
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,339
who wants to catch
a killer as much as I do!
745
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,575
You'll keep him in public.
746
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,010
Not good enough.
We have to catch
him in the act.
747
00:31:55,113 --> 00:31:56,413
Laura...
748
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,448
(SIGHS)
749
00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,250
All right, look.
750
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,719
If you're going head-to-head
with a probable killer,
751
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,922
then you need wingmen.
You need multiple wingmen.
752
00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:05,822
Deal.
753
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:08,659
Let's go.
754
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,443
MICHAEL: Didn't expect
to hear from you.
755
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,079
Bring your dry cleaning bill?
756
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,547
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
757
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,483
LAURA: Tell you what...
758
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:36,820
I'll pay for my dry cleaning
if you pay
for my dirty martini.
759
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:37,754
Done.
760
00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:41,725
LAURA: So, what do you do
when you're not making a mess?
761
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,493
MICHAEL: I'm in import/export.
762
00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,761
Business runs itself, so...
763
00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,331
Mostly, I play.
764
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,501
Well, that sounds
765
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,271
like a complete waste of time.
766
00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,273
How about
starting a non-profit?
767
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,375
Feisty, hmm?
768
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,510
(LAUGHS)
You don't know the half of it.
769
00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:04,982
Let's see. What's that?
770
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:09,586
"Yvette, Carrie, Stacey,
Alison, Noelle, Daphne,
Alison Number Two..."
771
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,721
Man, Wingman's got game.
772
00:33:10,723 --> 00:33:12,189
"Let's get naked tonight."
773
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,257
"Hot and heavy,
down to frolic."
774
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:16,126
Ugh! This guy's been
douche-texting half the
women in New York.
775
00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,694
Where the hell's Christa?
776
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,731
If I were pig-boy
and I just killed my latest
DWARF-y conquest,
777
00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:23,633
then I would delete
my text history
with her, stat.
778
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:26,570
But, what I doubt
pig-boy knows is unless
you empty your bin...
779
00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:27,771
(CLICKING)
780
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,608
Text messages
can be recovered.
781
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:32,909
Remind me never to date you.
782
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:35,278
"C.C." That must be
Christa Chase.
783
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,915
Christa Chase 7:41 p.m.
Monday...
784
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,418
"We're on." There we go.
785
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,488
He must've taken a shine
to Christa, convinced her
to meet him instead of Kevin.
786
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:47,290
She shows up,
she gets cold feet,
boom, he lashes out.
787
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,860
Dirty tracks.
Evidence is circumstantial
but pretty damning.
788
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:53,797
JAKE: All right,
let's have Laura
close the deal.
789
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,042
What do you say
790
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,543
we get out of here.
791
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:09,613
I mean, if you want to.
792
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:11,948
Done.
793
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,053
MEREDITH: They're on the move.
794
00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:18,889
JAKE: Give them
a little space.
795
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:20,957
-Now.
-Right.
796
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:37,040
Picked this place up
for chump change
when the bubble burst.
797
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,024
JAKE: She's on 14.
798
00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:55,592
(RATTLING)
799
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,094
-MEREDITH: It's magnetic.
-We gotta kill the power.
800
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:02,065
Come on, come on.
801
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:03,900
Let's move this party along.
802
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:20,884
How about a striptease?
803
00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:23,453
Knock yourself out.
804
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:24,621
Not me.
805
00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:27,891
You.
806
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,826
Big boy.
807
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,632
I need a good look
at what I'm gonna
be riding.
808
00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:41,938
Momma's got a freaky streak.
809
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,841
Yes, this
is Captain Jake Broderick,
NYPD 2nd Precinct.
810
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,743
Look, I need an emergency
power shutdown
811
00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,678
on Orchard
between Delancey and Broome.
812
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,814
No, look, I don't have
time for a supervisor!
813
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,282
Turn the power off!
Just do it!
814
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,934
Whoever it was,
scratched up pretty good.
815
00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,037
Where's the choreography?
816
00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,310
LAURA: Oh!
817
00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:23,346
(LAURA GRUNTING)
818
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:28,118
I'm sorry, whoa,
I thought I could do this.
819
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,621
But between the cheap cologne
and the Wolverine scratches
820
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:34,324
I... Yikes, I gotta go.
821
00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,126
The hell you do.
822
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:39,062
Unbelievable! (GRUNTING)
Twice in a week.
823
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:40,597
Don't you know that
middle-aged bitches...
824
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,432
"Can't afford to be teases"?
825
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,201
Yes, we can.
826
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,736
And we can also afford
self-defense classes.
827
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,837
(GROANING)
828
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,076
That is for Christa.
829
00:36:58,683 --> 00:37:00,217
(GRUNTING)
830
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,693
-Party's over, coug.
Now you're gonna die alone.
-(GROANING)
831
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,494
-Just like you lived.
-(CHOKING)
832
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:14,698
That would be sad,
but for one thing.
833
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,199
-What?
-(GASPING)
834
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:17,801
I'm not alone!
835
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:19,236
-(DOOR BREAKS)
-Police! Don't move!
836
00:37:19,238 --> 00:37:20,670
BILLY: Get your ass
on the ground!
837
00:37:20,672 --> 00:37:22,105
(GRUNTING)
838
00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:26,309
(PANTING)
Now the party's over!
839
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,377
-(HANDCUFFS CLICK)
-(GRUNTING)
840
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,112
Yeah, you got him?
841
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,085
LAURA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
MAX: Oh...
842
00:37:35,087 --> 00:37:36,186
-MAX: I released.
-(BONES CRACKING)
843
00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:37,320
-Okay, there we go.
-(LAURA GROANING)
844
00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:40,056
Hey, but stupendous bust.
It's really cool.
845
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,992
On a less bright note,
a Mrs. Gutierrez
from school called
846
00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:43,560
to remind you that
847
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,861
extended day care
has been canceled
848
00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,997
in light of a baby shower
for Nurse Schwartzbaum.
849
00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:50,367
Screw Schwartzbaum!
I've got to finish
this report for the DA.
850
00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:53,370
-Jake?
-No pick up, no can do.
851
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,005
-Morning, Mark.
-No, (CHUCKLING)
it's not my name.
852
00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:01,278
Your SS prison guard here
says you called someone
who posted my bail.
853
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,549
-Dad!
-Honey, I had to.
854
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,752
Detective Diamond said
they were running
out of jail space.
855
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:11,521
-What the hell?
-I'm dropping the charges.
856
00:38:11,523 --> 00:38:12,922
I'll still pay
for your tuition,
857
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,491
and I'll pay
for your apartment.
858
00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:17,160
Just stop having protests
in my building.
859
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,963
Of course, the police state
and the aristocracy
860
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,332
conspiring against
the proletariat.
What else is new?
861
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:24,768
-(LAUGHING)
-Shush! Too loud
for the workplace.
862
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:27,604
I'm not taking
your blood money
863
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:30,774
when you don't even
pay your employees
a living wage.
864
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:32,809
You may be able
to buy your way around
865
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,878
the Canal Street
Workers' Rights Board,
866
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,479
but you can't buy
my integrity!
867
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,917
You drive a hard bargain,
Sammi.
868
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,054
But I love you.
869
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:48,892
I'll take subway money.
870
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,327
That was impressive.
871
00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:51,961
Here.
872
00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:55,065
Have you ever done
any babysitting?
873
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,468
Only every weekend
for nine years.
874
00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,369
Call me.
875
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,675
Full background check.
876
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,077
(KNOCKS) Quick word?
877
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:08,912
Of course, come on in.
878
00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,481
-Hey, great job with the case.
-Thanks.
879
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,783
Always gonna give you
my best on the job.
880
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,984
Off the job,
you're on your own.
881
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,755
-Meaning?
-Meaning...
882
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,524
I'm your employee,
but I'm not your wingman.
883
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:23,393
Whatever you do
outside of the office,
that's your business,
884
00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:24,661
just keep me out of it.
885
00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,429
'Cause between you and Laura,
886
00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:27,797
I think you know
where I come down.
887
00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,065
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
888
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,967
Really? More bro time?
889
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:33,103
BILLY: I was just leaving.
890
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,806
Off to pick up your children.
891
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,209
I see you're incredibly busy.
892
00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,613
The Medical Examiner
just matched
the Wingman's DNA.
893
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,014
-Good job.
-Thank you.
894
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,884
Anything else, sir?
895
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,387
Actually, Laura, there is.
896
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,793
The other night,
when Billy and I
went out for drinks,
897
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,861
there was a girl...
898
00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,262
¶ La, la, la, la, la ¶
899
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:01,064
I really don't want
to hear about your sex life.
900
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:05,001
Okay, there's nothing to hear.
Your former "serial adulterer"
didn't sleep with her,
901
00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:06,903
because of you.
902
00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:10,140
My hero!
903
00:40:10,142 --> 00:40:12,375
I recommend that you take
every opportunity you can get.
904
00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:15,078
I'm going to.
905
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,913
In fact, I have
a hot date tonight.
906
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:17,914
With who?
907
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:20,383
Threesome, actually.
908
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,502
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