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So Mum remarries, and we move here.
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- Mmm.
-It's all very straightforward.
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Is your dad still around?
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Yeah, you could definitely say that.
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What does he do?
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Uh, he's--
Well, he's not fit for work right now.
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Look, can we just skip the family history
section? It's so boring.
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"Depiction of the battle
of Claire's Accessories circa 2010 CE".
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Oh, yeah.
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That's when my mum tried
to stop me getting my nose pierced.
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But I did it anyway.
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It got massively infected.
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She was so mad.
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It was totally worth it.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Maybe it's silly,
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but my wife's a teacher,
and she thought it would be good for me
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to give these gold stars to my clients
when they make progress.
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But, um, I don't think you have.
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-At least, not with your mum.
-No, I have.
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I did that homework you asked me to do.
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I invited her to dinner
to fix our relationship.
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And how did that go?
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Good.
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You selfish wee bitch.
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-Well, you raised me.
-Don't remind me. Waste of time.
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-I hate you.
-I hated you first!
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Really positive.
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You said that my shitty relationship
with my mum
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could be what's blocking my power.
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Shitty being the clinical term, yeah.
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Yes. So, I invited her and Ian--
That's my stepdad-- 'round for dinner.
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Just a pleasant, grown-up, civil evening.
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Oh, and I forgot,
she also wanted to come 'round
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to properly get to know my boyfriend.
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So I'm letting her into my life,
which she's always whingeing about.
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-What's your boyfriend's name again?
-Jiz--
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Immy. Jimmy.
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-Jimmy.
- Hmm.
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-Jimmy and your mum get along?
-Um…
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Well, if it isn't the whore.
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♪ I'm dancing in the club
Got my bottle ♪
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They took a little time to warm up.
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Hmm.
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How is your relationship?
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I noticed some trouble there around his--
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The secret psycho bitch wife
and creepy spawn. Yeah.
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No, it's-it's hard, you know.
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But I think we're handling it
with some grace.
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What's that? What are you writing?
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Uh-- Don't be mad.
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You made a list
of my fucking pros and cons.
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Nora said you're a bad person. I wanted
to prove you're more good than bad.
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"Doesn't give to charity.
Laughed at a weird-looking child.
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Ate a doughnut out of the bin".
That's not fair!
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I thought I was alone.
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Yeah, we're chill.
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Chill? Wow.
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So everything's, like, totally perfect?
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The vibe's emotionally stable?
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Is it really that hard to believe
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that things are actually
going okay for me?
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No, it just seems like
there was a lot riding on this night.
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Your power,
your relationship, your family.
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Well, I was on my best behaviour.
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Here you go.
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Mum, did you do something
different with your hair?
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-It looks so up.
-Blow dry.
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Are you in the habit of knocking up women
and then abandoning them?
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-Um--
-Are you using protection?
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-I appreciate your concern.
-You're not ready for a child, Jennifer.
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You are a child yourself.
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And genetically, it is doomed.
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We are physically robust
but riddled with mental illness.
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It helped during the famine,
but the tables have turned, Jennifer.
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-The tables have turned.
-Nobody is getting pregnant.
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Ian, could you please pass the potatoes?
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Mash or roasted?
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Ian had just watched Marley & Me,
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so I guess he sort of had
an emotional hangover.
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Dangers of being an empath.
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This is--
This is a really lovely spread, Jen.
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A dog's love is so pure.
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-Um, I'm so sorry to interrupt.
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Jen, which photo of Kash
do you think is better?
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This one implies
an exciting social calendar.
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This one says, "I'm cultured, I travel,
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maybe we'll go to Prague
and look at bridges".
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You know it's meant to be
an accurate representation of Kash?
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I-I'm sorry. What's all this?
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I'm sorry. What's all this?
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Oh, God. Right.
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Okay, so--
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Basically,
Carrie and Kash split up, right?
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And it's still pretty awkward,
but they don't want it to be awkward.
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So, they decide that
the least awkward thing to do
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is to set each other up with other people
so that they can both move on.
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-That makes sense.
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Yeah, that-that's what I said.
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That's so fucking stupid.
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No, no, no, no. It's really smart.
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Who better to find your new partner
than your old one? It's perfect logic.
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Human attraction is not based on logic.
I mean…
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Jen, have you ever killed anyone?
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-No.
- Whew.
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Uh, don't be too obvious, okay?
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-I want Clark to know that I like him.
- Mm-hmm.
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But I don't want him to know
that I want him to know that I like him.
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-Unless he likes me.
- No, Carrie, relax.
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You're looking at an experienced wingman.
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Yeah, Clark thinks he's just gonna have
an innocent little bros night.
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-And then bam!
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He falls in love.
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-Oh.
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How long does a chicken take?
Should I turn it up?
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Oh, no. No, not again.
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Oh, no! Wait!
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Stupid time.
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I keep getting pulled forward and back.
It's making me seasick.
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-You still can't control it?
- No. I'm time's bitch.
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I'm getting bullied by a fucking watch.
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This is taking ages.
Just gonna whack it up.
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Oh, no. Don't do that.
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-Trust me.
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- Bye.
-Okay.
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What does he know?
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Oh.
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So, Kash is seeing
if this guy from their work likes Carrie,
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and Carrie is setting Kash up
on a dating app and finding him matches.
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Yeah, that's great. But we're here
to talk about you, right. So--
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Yeah. Oh, no, I get that, but trust me,
this is like… Oh, my God.
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It is pretty juicy.
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So, then Kash goes to Clark's.
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-Woo-hoo! Bros night.
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-Bros night.
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No, not again.
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♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss
From a rose on the grey ♪
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♪ Ooh, the more I get of you ♪
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What?
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♪ Stranger it feels ♪
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-Bros night.
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Bros night.
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Come in.
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Right?
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If you're gonna keep evading my questions,
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I'm gonna start thinking
you're not being fully honest with me.
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We're in my mind.
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Think if I was lying,
wouldn't something give it away?
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"The compiled lies of Jennifer Regan.
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-Read by Derek Jacobi".
- Pfft.
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That doesn't prove anything.
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December 8th, 2018. 1:22 a.m.
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I would say that it's about average size.
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1:23 a.m. No, like, seriously, dude,
I've seen smaller.
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1:24 a.m.
It's, like, more common than you think.
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I saw it in a documentary.
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1:24 a.m.
Yes, they make documentaries about that.
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They don't.
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1:25 a.m.
A lot of women prefer them that way.
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1:26 a.m. I promise I won't tell
all my friends about your micro-penis.
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Chapter 108, faked orgasms.
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Right. Okay, okay.
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Look, I might've massaged the truth
a tiny little bit.
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I will admit the beginning of the evening
was a little rough.
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-So, Ian.
-Hmm?
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How does it feel to be a piece of shit?
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That might've been
partly my fault though.
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I'd given him some tips
on how to win over my mum.
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Like, insult the English.
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She's a simple woman.
She's a sucker for old-fashioned chivalry.
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Now, hold the door open for her.
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- Not the bathroom door!
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- Oh.
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-And I could've been more specific.
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Whatever you do, agree with her.
She's always right.
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Now swap seats with me.
I can see my reflection in the microwave.
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This top makes me look fat.
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Couldn't agree more, Mary. Huge.
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-Whoa.
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It can be a pointless task, chasing after
the approval of someone else.
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Well, no, see, here's the weird thing.
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- When I came back from the bathroom…
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How did you get it three pounds
cheaper at the other garden centre?
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-And that is why you always shop around.
- So true.
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-But I don't need to tell you that, do I?
-No, no.
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No.
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How did it go from that to that
while you were in the bathroom?
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Uh, Ji-- Immy filled me in later on.
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Apparently Mum was just being herself.
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I have nothing against you personally,
but Jen already isn't very good at life.
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And she doesn't need anything else
to hold her back.
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That's, um--
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God bless her,
but she isn't ready for any of this.
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I mean, look.
She can't even cook a chicken.
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Hey!
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Shu-- Shut up!
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- So he stood up for you?
-Yeah.
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Mmm.
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He said he told my mum
everything that was great about me.
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Can she cook? No.
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Is she cool? No.
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Does she have money? No.
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Is she tall? No.
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Does she have a power? No.
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Is she smart?
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Not so much.
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It's pretty romantic.
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And-And sure, she's never gonna
amount to anything, but I don't care.
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She's great, and I'm gonna prove it.
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You're always slagging her off.
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And maybe you should try slagging her on.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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So, after that,
things are going well?
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Yeah. Wholesome family fun.
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Hmm. Finding that hard to picture.
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Illuminate me.
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Sure, but first I need
to catch you up on Carrie and Kash.
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-So Carrie was struggling.
- Hmm. Mm-mmm.
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Too much hair. Too little hair.
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-Horse-girl adjacent.
-Mmm.
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Poor grammar.
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Goth. Goldsmiths?
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I don't think.
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Carrie, you realise you have
to say yes to some of them?
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I won't apologise
for having high standards.
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-Well, what's wrong with this one?
-Thumb.
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-Huh?
-Weird thumb.
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Look, do you think maybe
there's another reason
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you don't wanna
set anyone else up with Kash?
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Like maybe you're not ready
to see him with someone else?
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Oh, my God. That is weird. What is that?
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No. Uh, that's why
we're finding dates for each other.
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So we're on the exact same
post-break-up timeline,
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therefore standardising
the emotional fallout.
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Humans aren't like that.
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We're electrified meat sacks
that do whatever our genitals tell us.
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I refuse to believe that.
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Kash and I have a plan, and we're not
gonna let anything derail it. Hmm?
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I know it's really bougie to live alone,
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but in my defence, I do work six jobs.
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I shouldn't be home from my shift
at Wagamama's till 11:00,
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-so we've got the place to ourselves.
-Carrie!
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-Whoo!
-Do you like her?
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Sorry, you actually
physically scared me there.
246
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Carrie? Carrie from work?
247
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,636
Yeah. She's fit.
248
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,971
She's fit, right?
You think she's fit? I do.
249
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,974
I don't think she's exactly my type.
Not being a man and everything.
250
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,184
-Prophecy was true.
-What?
251
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,352
What?
252
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,817
Let's watch something else.
This has too many men in it.
253
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:14,984
-The football--
-Yeah.
254
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,236
-Oh.
255
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,696
Where's the women at?
256
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,031
- The hot…
257
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,157
…sexy women?
258
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,243
Oh!
259
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,830
-Sex and the City. Let's watch that.
260
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,125
Oh, wait, no. God. Um. I--
261
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,506
-The news. Yeah. The news.
- Rescuers have scoured…
262
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,550
-I mean, it's just facts.
-…the crash site…
263
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,510
-…but in a press conference this morning
264
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,262
it was announced there had been
no survivors.
265
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:46,099
In other news,
cancers in children are on the rise.
266
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,810
Once again, is this completely necessary
for the story?
267
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,103
Trust the journey.
268
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,980
So, Kash is freaking out
269
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,941
cause he's done, like, the opposite
of what Carrie asked him to do.
270
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:58,486
But he knows the exact scenario
that leads up to their kiss, right?
271
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,532
So he thinks all he has to do is avoid
that exact scenario, and they won't kiss.
272
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,661
No red wine, no Seal, no sofa, no problem.
273
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,512
- What are you doing?
274
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,556
Ooh, I forgot I had that. Rioja.
275
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,891
I'll pour you a glass.
276
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,268
Brilliant.
277
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,523
Are you sitting down?
278
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,317
No, no. I like to stay on my feet.
279
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,235
Stay active. You know, supple.
280
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,989
Now, are you sure Carrie's not for you?
281
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:47,285
You know, from certain angles,
she has kind of broad shoulders.
282
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,329
Nope. Still pretty gay.
283
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,623
Um-- Where's my speaker?
284
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,291
Your speaker?
285
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,376
Hmm.
286
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,965
Gosh, I have no idea.
287
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,717
Well, actually, it's fine.
288
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,637
I've been meaning
to try out my new record player.
289
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,723
-Mmm.
-I only have one album so far though.
290
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,684
Uh, um--
291
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,937
Actually, I might call it a night.
292
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,356
You're calling time on bros night already?
293
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,440
I'm really tired, and--
294
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,401
Because I tracked down
a replica medieval helmet.
295
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,696
And I thought we could put it on
and hit each other to see if we feel it.
296
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,824
I mentioned I always wanted to do that.
297
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,411
I remembered.
298
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,002
-Again, again. Do it again.
-Okay.
299
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,839
Okay, do it again.
This time call me Lancelot.
300
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,591
- Lancelot.
301
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,802
-I can't feel a thing under here.
302
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,513
-Keep going. I can't feel any--
303
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,807
-I feel so alive.
304
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,891
-Come on!
305
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,768
-Hmm.
-But Carrie's getting pissed
306
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,103
because Kash isn't replying to her.
307
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,647
He's not replying to any of my messages.
308
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,274
He hasn't even seen them.
309
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,319
I just wanna know.
Does Clark like me or not?
310
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,155
Do you want to do a little spying?
311
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,742
I could hack into his phone
and turn on the camera.
312
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,659
Mum.
313
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,745
I thought you wanted me
to be good at technology.
314
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,621
Yeah, not to violate
the Geneva Convention.
315
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:14,831
- Do you do this a lot?
316
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,207
No.
317
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,292
Not people.
318
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,543
Just celebrities.
319
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,255
You never guess what they be up to
when they think no one's watching.
320
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,008
Mary, I do think that is morally wrong.
321
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,468
Unfortunately.
322
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,636
Well, I've already done it.
323
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:33,058
Here is the now stream
I patched in from the blue wave signal
324
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,311
from the phone
to the web camera in the clever TV.
325
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,687
You got all of those words wrong.
326
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,774
What you do with this
is none of my business.
327
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:47,030
Jen, so how much are you paying me again
to talk about you and your power?
328
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,656
-A fuck ton.
-A fuck ton.
329
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,617
So, let's focus on that, shall we?
330
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,911
You and your mum are bonding--
331
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,373
-Which you said would give me a power.
-Might help give you.
332
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,626
Tell me more about
wholesome family fun time.
333
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,670
Land, but up.
334
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,796
Mountains.
335
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,506
-Foot house.
-Shoe.
336
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,299
-Dog.
337
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,760
-Correct.
338
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,512
- Jen and Jizz, eight.
-She's--
339
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,138
Mary and Ian, zero.
340
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:13,932
I see.
341
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:18,228
Next few rounds,
maybe we should be a team.
342
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,563
You never asked me
to play with you before.
343
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,399
-You weren't ready.
-I'm ready.
344
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,236
We're going to dominate them.
345
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,445
Mm-hmm.
346
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,452
- Aw.
-Aw.
347
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,375
Oh.
348
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,631
-Yeah, that's-- Yeah, okay.
349
00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:47,924
Too much.
350
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,098
You understand that
it's not so transactional, right?
351
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,266
Yes, of course.
352
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,227
I'm not just being nice to my mum
so I can get a power.
353
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,354
That'd be horrible.
354
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,982
I'm being nice to my mum.
Why don't I have a power?
355
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,860
So, when a power doesn't materialise,
you're fine with it?
356
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,319
You don't try another tack?
357
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,363
No. I'm very patient.
358
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:13,700
And you're not hiding anything from me
about your family?
359
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,910
No. You can read all about it.
360
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:17,954
Those are history books.
361
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,289
-Your history books.
-So?
362
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,790
History is written by the victors.
363
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,710
There's not gonna be anything in there
that doesn't make you look good.
364
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,337
Maybe I'm just great.
365
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,464
- Hmm.
- Okay, no.
366
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,383
I-I-I did have a backup plan.
367
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,261
George said that my family
should be closer, right?
368
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,597
I've invited her in.
I've introduced her to Jizz.
369
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,515
I'm being nice to her. What else is there?
370
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,561
Well, the whole meet-the-parents thing,
it's only really the beginning.
371
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,646
-What did you just say?
-The meet the parents--
372
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,065
Parents thing.
373
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:46,900
Parent-suh.
374
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:50,195
Oh, my God. I am so stupid.
375
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:54,783
My power isn't coming through
because my family isn't whole.
376
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,167
No.
377
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,211
So, you invited your dad?
378
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,046
Yeah. Makes sense, doesn't it?
379
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,340
It does if you feel
your family is fractured.
380
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,717
Um, did your parents have a bad divorce?
381
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,261
Uh, th-they're not strictly divorced.
382
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,639
More estranged.
383
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,140
Yeah, anyway.
384
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,935
Dad has always been
a bit of a sore spot with Mum.
385
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,937
So, how did it go when he arrived?
386
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,814
Right. So…
387
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,150
We should get the whole suit.
388
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:31,903
- Jen!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
389
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,571
But it ties everything together.
I promise.
390
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,366
We should get the whole suit.
391
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,744
It opens up so many options.
392
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,123
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
393
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,793
Fireworks.
394
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,797
Do you want a cup of tea? I'm parched.
395
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,881
Oh, yeah.
396
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,050
- Do you take milk?
-Uh, no. Just tea.
397
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,135
♪ Thicc ♪
398
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,678
Maybe I should try some milk.
399
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,179
♪ I like how you swing your hips ♪
400
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,182
Maybe I like milk, but I wasn't socialised
to think it was an option.
401
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,184
I mean, I could just try a dash.
402
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,353
It's not all black or all milk. Right?
403
00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,563
Tea exists on a spectrum.
404
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,732
♪ Chicken nuggets, we should dip ♪
405
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,985
Um, I'll just leave the milk out,
and you can do it yourself.
406
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,737
Music?
407
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,619
Okay.
408
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:28,585
♪ There's so much a man can tell you
So much he can say ♪
409
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,754
♪ You remain… ♪
410
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,881
Oh!
I forgot to put the sugar in there.
411
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,299
Oh! Oh.
412
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,550
Oh, gosh.
413
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,843
I'm so-- Rats.
414
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,303
Oh, gosh.
415
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,638
It's gone everywhere.
Oh, God, did it get on you?
416
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,848
I'm so, so sorry.
417
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,309
Oh.
418
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,062
Okay, so that's not
how I wanted the dinner to end.
419
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,105
Don't add it to your cons list!
420
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,524
Well, you did just make your mum cry.
421
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:52,942
But that wasn't my intention.
422
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:56,237
Like she is perfect.
The fucking webcam peeper.
423
00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,324
One little check-in can't hurt.
424
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:08,958
♪ My eyes become large and the light
That you shine can't be seen ♪
425
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:16,383
♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss
From a rose on the grey ♪
426
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:22,555
♪ Ooh, the more I get of you
The stranger it feels, yeah ♪
427
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,642
And there wasn't any tear-fall.
Her eyes were moderately damp at best.
428
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,483
And she saw the whole thing.
429
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,031
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
How does this tie everything together?
430
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,118
Oh, I-I guess it doesn't.
431
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:47,038
Why do I get the feeling you don't want me
to know how this dinner ends?
432
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,375
Fine.
433
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,295
We always finish the night
with 'Guess the Celebrity'.
434
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,757
-Am I a politician?
-No.
435
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,009
Have I won an Oscar?
436
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:01,469
-Maybe.
437
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:03,054
So I'm a woman? Am I white?
438
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:04,180
- Yes.
-Taylor Swift.
439
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,016
- Should've made it harder.
440
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,393
Whoa, now,
there's still someone left to play.
441
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,437
Hello, Beanie.
442
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,441
Carrie did me one, so I've no idea.
443
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,568
-It's not cheating.
444
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:22,032
Are you sure she's okay?
I've never seen her so quiet.
445
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,117
It's fine. Yeah.
I-It's family games night.
446
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,618
We're all family.
447
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,830
Aw. This is a good one.
448
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,003
Now, go on. Guess.
449
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,755
Mmm.
450
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:40,008
It's a bit on the nose, but am I alive?
451
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,142
Hey, we're not finished playing.
452
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,019
Don't even speak to me.
453
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,312
-Just don't.
-Mum.
454
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:58,068
I told you time and again,
I do not want to talk to him.
455
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,403
But you have to step out
of your comfort zone to grow and--
456
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:06,409
Don't give me that clinic woo-woo,
self-help smoothie bullshit!
457
00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,453
I don't want to grow. I'm done.
458
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,413
He died.
459
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:13,917
I've dealt with it. I moved on.
460
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,543
Uh, someone's moved the buttons on this.
461
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,962
Oh, fuck me for wanting
a family again then.
462
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,714
I was just trying to do something nice.
463
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,633
You have a family.
464
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:25,303
Do you know how hurtful that is to Ian?
465
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,807
It does feel like a searing hot knife
through my heart.
466
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,684
But we have to consider her feelings too.
467
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,520
Yes. Yeah, thank you, Ian. Yeah, tell her.
468
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:36,314
She's full of absolute longing
and desperation.
469
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,982
-For my family.
470
00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,693
For a power. Huh?
471
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,865
You selfish wee bitch.
472
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,702
-Well, you raised me.
-Don't remind me. Waste of time.
473
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,787
-I hate you.
-I hated you first!
474
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,582
And I'm glad you like talking to him,
475
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:59,045
because he's the only parent
you'll be talking to.
476
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,922
Good. He's the one I wanted.
477
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,258
-Ian!
-Yes. Sorry.
478
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,929
♪ It was a wedding upstate ♪
479
00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,598
♪ That rekindled an ache ♪
480
00:23:12,684 --> 00:23:16,438
♪ I thought it would fade, boy ♪
481
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,065
What's that? What are you writing?
482
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,235
Uh, don't be mad.
483
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,154
-Wow.
-I know.
484
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:28,408
I'm a little confused. Your mum's
reaction seems way over the top.
485
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,368
I know. Geez.
486
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,162
She can never see things
from my perspective.
487
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,289
People don't just act like that.
488
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:37,792
Is there anything about your dad
that might explain your mum's actions?
489
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,586
Um…
490
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:41,504
I don't--
491
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:44,549
No, I can't think of anything.
492
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,843
Jen.
493
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,636
Jennifer.
494
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:50,430
Look at me.
495
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,476
I thought we'd gone over this.
496
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,440
- Okay, Jen.
-He's dead.
497
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,195
My dad's dead.
498
00:24:07,155 --> 00:24:08,865
I speak to him through Carrie.
499
00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:11,242
Mum never has.
500
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,955
This would've been helpful
to know earlier.
501
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,040
Yeah, I know.
502
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,835
But…
…you know, it's-- it's a bit--
503
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,464
Well, you're gonna say
it's a bit fucked up, aren't you?
504
00:24:25,048 --> 00:24:27,342
No. No.
505
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,427
It was a disaster.
506
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,391
I was a shit girlfriend
and a shit daughter.
507
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,268
And I feel like shit.
508
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,353
♪ Yesterday's gone now ♪
509
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:45,276
♪ I want to move out ♪
510
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:52,158
♪ Out in the world where
We'll go anywhere ♪
511
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,243
Good girl.
512
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,287
♪ If you're brave, come and get some ♪
513
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,748
♪ Come and get some
Come and come and get some ♪
514
00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:00,834
♪ If you're brave, come and--
Come and get some ♪
515
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,836
♪ Come and get some
Come and come and get some ♪
516
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,921
♪ Looking at me
Caught you looking at me ♪
517
00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,757
♪ Looking at me
Caught you looking at me ♪
518
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:09,676
♪ Can’t afford what you see, no way ♪
519
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:12,345
♪ Can’t afford what you see, no way ♪
520
00:25:21,604 --> 00:25:25,025
♪ As I'm sitting in my room
Feeling kinda depressed ♪
521
00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:28,570
♪ Everything is such a mess
Am I overwhelmed, yes ♪
522
00:25:28,653 --> 00:25:31,573
Shh. It's problematic.
523
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,784
-What was that?
-Uh-- Nothing.
524
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,537
♪ I'm a mess
Down and unimpressed ♪
525
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,497
Mmm.
526
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,124
♪ Never happy at my best ♪
527
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,793
-♪ It's not you, it's me again ♪
-♪ I'm a mess ♪
528
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,672
♪ I'm obsessed ♪
529
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,969
♪ Depression is my middle name ♪
530
00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:56,973
♪ Prescription is not the same ♪
531
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,893
♪ Depression is my middle name ♪
532
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:04,689
♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing
I'm just a sad bitch ♪
533
00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:07,067
♪ Sad bitch ♪
534
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:10,487
♪ Sad bitch ♪
535
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:14,240
♪ Sad bitch, bad bitch
Don't get too attached bitch ♪
536
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:17,660
♪ Blastin', desperate
Not someone to mess with ♪
537
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:21,164
♪ Lost those minds
Just give in to the meds ♪
538
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:24,876
♪ No, I don't know why I'm laughing
I'm just a sad bitch ♪40069
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