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[♪]
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Greeting cards, folks.
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MOE: Greeting cards.
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CURLY: Greeting cards.
Greeting cards.
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MOE: Here we are,
for all occasions.
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Cards for all occasions.
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How about a card, mister?
Pardon me, stranger.
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Could we interest you
in a nice greeting card?
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We write 'em ourselves.
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Maybe your mother
has a birthday.
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Here's just the thing: our 77-B.
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Ooh.
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Oh! A snob, eh?
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[ALL CHATTERING]
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Oh, greetings and salutations.
Greeting cards?
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Maybe your father
has a birthday.
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Here's just the thing:
our H-2-0.
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[SIGHS] Oh, a snobess?
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[BARKS]
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Ooh. Ooh.
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ALL: Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Whoa.
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We're sorry, mister.
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It was unavoidable.
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Why don't you look
where you're goin'?
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You think you own the sidewalk?
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Well, we said we're sorry. Yeah?
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Yeah. Well, if you wanna
make somethin' out of it,
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why, go ahead.
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Ooh. Oh.
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If I thought you meant that...
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I'd like to see you
do that once more.
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Ooh.
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For Pete's sake, take his word
for it. He means it.
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Ow.
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[GRUNTS]
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[FEET THUDDING]
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[WHISTLES]
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELLS]
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MAN:
Wait till I get out of here!
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I'll fix you if it's
the last thing I ever do.
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Nyuck, nyuck.
Read him number 22.
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"Greetings, little shut-in.
Don't you weep or sigh.
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"If you're not out by Christmas,
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you'll be out
the Fourth of July."
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[LARRY LAUGHS]
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We have to do some business.
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We better sell some cards
in this apartment house.
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There ain't enough
weddings and funerals.
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I'll try in here. May have
some luck. Who can tell?
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[CHUCKLES] Say-- Say-- Say--
I'll try in here. May have
some luck. Who can tell?
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[CHUCKLES] Say-- Say-- Say--
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Say, what is going on here?
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Ah. Ah.
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[HUFFS]
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You picked a fine way
to sell cards:
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Hittin' people in the face.
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Stand aside. I'll show you
how to sell cards.
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[KNOCKING TO
"SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"]
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[KNOCKS LAST TWO BEATS]
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How do you do, lady?
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We're selling cards
for all occasions.
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Maybe you'd like one
for your sweetheart.
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Or your husband. Husband?
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[SOBBING]
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What's wrong, lady?
Come in and sit down.
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What happened?
I didn't do nothin'.
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Sit right down over there.
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[SOBS]
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There we are. Now, what's
the weeps all about?
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I'm afraid my husband
doesn't love me anymore.
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Is that all? I thought it was
serious. That's easily fixed.
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Certainly. All you have to do is
get somebody to make love to you
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and make your husband jealous.
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Do you think it would work?
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Think? Why, certainly.
He'll be so jealous,
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he'll take you right in his arms
and kiss you.
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Hmm. A pleasure.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Now, listen.
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I want you to watch
your p's and q's, you hear?
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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It's my husband.
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Will you gentlemen help me?
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I'll see that you're rewarded
handsomely.
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Will we?
Make way for the original Romeo.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Spread out.
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[FABRIC RIPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[FABRIC RIPS]
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[CRIES]
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Everything happens to me.
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Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen,
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which one of you
will be my sweetheart?
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I will. I will. I will.
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Come here, you.
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I'm the president
of this corporation.
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We'll work it out
scientifically.
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Adirondack. One zell, two zell
Three zell, zam
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The buck tail then-I-get
Tickle and tam
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Tah, scram, the butcher man
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See, saw, buck, out
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Lucky.
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Mmm.
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[LIPS SMACK]
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, fellows, she's fainted.
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Get a drink.
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Quick.
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[GULPING]
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Hey, you. Get her a drink,
you nitwit.
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Hurry up.
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Hurry up.
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[MOE & CURLY GAG]
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Ah.
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Shut that seltzer off,
you nitwit.
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Drop it.
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Ooh! Oh! Oo-ho. Whoo.
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[KEYS RATTLE] Hey. Shh.
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Here comes somebody.
Quick. Get busy.
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CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
MOE: Oh, darling,
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leave your husband
and fly away with us.
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You know you love us,
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not that picklepuss husband
of yours.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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What's goin' on in here?
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Scram, buddy.
You're interferin' with romance.
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Go.
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Ah-ah! Ah-ah!
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Why, you-- Ah.
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[GRUNTS]
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[BARKING]
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Ah.
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Pardon me, mister.
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There was a man chasin' us--
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Ah. You're the man. Ah.
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Oh!
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[GROANS]
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[PANTING]
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[WHEEZING]
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[TEETH CHATTER]
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[GASPS]
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[TEETH CHATTER]
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[GASPS]
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We'll hide in this bread line.
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He'll never find us here.
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That's good.
I've been runnin' so much,
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I've worked up an appetite.
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Boy, this reminds me
of card number 24:
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"You're in the army now.
You'll always have your chow.
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You'll never get rich"--
I know. I know,
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but we don't need
any money in the army.
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Mmm.
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Oh, boy. A bench.
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[CURLY CHUCKLES]
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What a life. Nothin' to do but
live off the fat of the land.
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And eat and sleep.
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MAN: That's what you think.
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That's what I said.
What about it?
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I didn't say anything.
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MAN: But I did.
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ALL: Ah-ah-ha.
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Well, well, well.
So we meet again.
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Attention!
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Right shoulder arms!
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About face!
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[METAL CLANGS]
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Oh.
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[METAL CLANGS]
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Attention!
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Present arms!
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You dumbbells.
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Oh.
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Oh. A duck. Look at mine.
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I missed.
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Oh.
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A duck for my tapeworm.
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[LAUGHS]
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Drop those ducks
and fall in that line!
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Hey!
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Don't go away.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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SERGEANT: Now, get this:
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I'm gonna make soldiers
out of you guys
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if I have to kill you.
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And I hope I do.
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And that goes for you too.
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Attention!
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Right shoulder arms!
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Right face!
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By twos, forward, march!
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
Hey, don't look now,
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but I think
we're goin' the wrong way.
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SERGEANT: To the rear,
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march!
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Company, halt!
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What do you guys
think you're doin'?
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Playin' hippety-hop
at the barbershop?
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Now, snap into it
and march like soldiers.
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And that goes for you too.
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About face!
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I won't do it.
He don't pay my salary.
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It's a guy with a beard.
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Why would--? Ah!
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About face.
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Forward march!
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GROUP: Oh.
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Company, attention!
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Fall in on that line.
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Fall in!
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Now, listen: One more break
out of you guys,
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and I'm gonna hang you.
All three of you.
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Now, I'm gonna teach you
how to be soldiers
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whether you like it or not.
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Right shoulder arms!
Left shoulder arms!
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Right shoulder arms!
Port arms! Inspection arms!
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Port arms! Inspection arms!
Right shoulder arms!
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Arms! Arms! Arms! Arms!
Arms! Arms! Arms!
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Arms! Left shoulder arms!
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What do you think you're doin'?
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I'm gonna show you
how to do the manual of arms.
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Port arms.
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Present arms.
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Now do it just like I did it.
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Port arms! Present arms!
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[METAL CLANGS]
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Whoo! Ah-ah-ah.
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Where are they? Where'd they go?
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Company, attention!
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Right shoulder arms!
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Left face!
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Double-time, forward march.
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Ah. Mm.
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Company halt!
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Now we're going to have
a little bayonet practice, men.
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Ah. Nyuh.
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Now, you always want to get them
right between the eyes.
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High. Just about here.
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[CARTILAGE CRUNCHES]
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[GROANING]
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See, men? Right about there.
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[FIST SMACKS] [GRUNTS]
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Heh.
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Now, then,
plant your feet firmly,
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hold the gun steady,
and lunge hard,
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right between the eyes.
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But sometimes the enemy
doesn't give you a chance
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to use your bayonet.
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So then you club 'em.
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If they haven't surrendered
by then,
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you kick 'em.
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And then you sock 'em.
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But the thing to remember is
the bayonet's your real weapon.
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On this bag, I'll show you
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how to really do away
with the enemy.
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You lunge high,
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right between the eyes.
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Ah-ah-ah.
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You lunge high again,
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right in the nose.
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Oh.
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00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,750
[PANTING]
269
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,250
[MUTTERING]
270
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,250
Uh...
271
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,120
[TEETH CHATTER]
272
00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,340
But the main thing to remember
is you get them.
273
00:11:49,340 --> 00:11:51,210
Don't let them get you.
274
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,960
Now, then, you grab the gun
firmly, both wrists rigid,
275
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,720
your left forearm
parallel with the ground.
276
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,770
Then you pivot
with your right foot,
277
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:03,270
and you throw
everything you have into it.
278
00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:06,270
[SOLDIERS LAUGHING]
279
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:08,780
Silence!
280
00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:11,060
[LAUGHTER STOPS]
281
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:12,900
Give me that hose.
282
00:12:17,650 --> 00:12:19,150
[SERGEANT LAUGHS]
283
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960
[GAGS]
284
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,960
Why, you.
285
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:38,060
[LAUGHS]
286
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,060
[GRUMBLES]
287
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,060
[SPITS]
288
00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,070
[CRIES]
289
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,070
Everything happens to me.
290
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:56,070
[EXPLOSIONS]
291
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,580
[SHELLS WHISTLING]
292
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:06,780
[SNORES] [WHEEZES]
293
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:06,790
[SNORING]
[SNORES] [WHEEZES]
294
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,290
[SNORING]
295
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,260
[WHEEZES]
296
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,790
[SNORES]
297
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,290
[SNORTS]
298
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,100
[SNORES]
299
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:22,880
[WHEEZES] [SNORES]
300
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:24,390
[WHEEZES]
301
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,390
[SNORING]
302
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,890
[EXPLOSION]
303
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:27,860
[WHEEZES]
304
00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,390
[SNORES]
305
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,890
[SNORTS]
306
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,360
[SNORES]
307
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,390
[WHEEZES]
308
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,400
[GUNFIRE]
309
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400
[WHEEZES]
310
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,400
[SNORES]
311
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400
[WHEEZES]
312
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,900
[SNORING]
313
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,400
[GUNFIRE]
314
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,400
Come on. Get up. Get up.
315
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,910
Attention!
316
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:46,210
[SHELL WHISTLES]
317
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,490
[EXPLOSION]
318
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,000
Our patrol detachment
under Sergeant Dare
319
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,500
has failed to return.
320
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,000
They must be captured.
Oh, goody, goody.
321
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,500
What?
322
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,340
We are going to make a surprise
attack and rescue the sergeant.
323
00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,170
Oh, let the enemy keep him.
324
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,670
Quiet!
325
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,670
This shell contains
a new type of laughing gas
326
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,680
which will render
the enemy helpless.
327
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,680
Fire it as soon as I leave.
328
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,180
Come on, men. On the double.
329
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,180
Hm. Laughing gas.
I never heard of it.
330
00:14:12,180 --> 00:14:13,180
Come on. Orders is orders.
331
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:15,100
Oh! Oh!
332
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,990
CURLY: Oh-oh-oh-oh.
LARRY: All right.
333
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,320
Oh. Oh.
334
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,190
Come on. Get a fuse in there.
335
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,690
Shell ready?
336
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:23,700
Shell in.
Shell ready?
337
00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,200
Shell in.
338
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,200
Heave.
339
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920
Heave.
340
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,870
CURLY: Hmm.
341
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:36,260
Mmm!
342
00:14:36,260 --> 00:14:37,790
Come on, muscle-bound.
343
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:38,790
Heave.
344
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,790
[GRUNTS]
345
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,760
Whoa!
346
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,260
Hmm.
347
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,720
Ah-ah-ah.
348
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,970
Mmm.
What's the idea goin' swimmin'?
349
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,850
We got work to do.
350
00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:50,690
Get me out of here.
351
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,020
[GROANS] Come on.
352
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:54,030
[GROANING]
353
00:14:54,030 --> 00:14:55,530
It's a fine time.
354
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,030
You pumpkin brain.
355
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,530
Ooh. Oh. Oh.
356
00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:59,980
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
357
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,320
MOE: Hey, wait a minute.
358
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,650
Whoo! Get me out.
I'm suffocated.
359
00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:07,990
I'm asphyxiated. Wait a minute.
360
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,290
CURLY: I'm humiliated.
361
00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,130
Get me out. Ooh.
362
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:11,960
Look where he is.
363
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:13,960
CURLY: Get me out! Ooh!
364
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,460
[MOE & LARRY GRUNTING]
365
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,380
CURLY: Ooh. Whoo-whoo-whoo.
366
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,330
Get me out!
367
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:20,840
Ready, go! Ooh.
368
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,670
[BODY CRACKLES, POPS]
369
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,010
Ooh. Oh. Oh.
370
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,010
Hmm.
371
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,010
Uh. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
372
00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,010
Whoo.
373
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,270
Whew. You lunkhead. I ought to--
374
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:47,110
[STOOGES LAUGHING]
375
00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:00,510
I think we're captured.
376
00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,010
[STOOGES LAUGHING]
377
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,010
They'll probably shoot us.
378
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,320
[STOOGES LAUGHING]
379
00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,820
Ell-way, ir-say?
380
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:32,820
Et-gay ack-bay.
381
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:35,240
[STOOGES LAUGHING]
382
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,660
Quiet!
383
00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,170
Ooh.
384
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,300
Why, you, I'll get--
385
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,310
[SWORD BOINKS] Oh.
386
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,760
Oh!
387
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,980
Ooh!
388
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,760
Ah! Ah!
389
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,810
Oh. Oh.
390
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:57,820
[PANTING]
391
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120
[LAUGHING SUBSIDES]
392
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,130
Hmm.
393
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,130
[BLOWS]
394
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,510
[LAUGHING RESUMES]
395
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,600
[EXPLOSION]
396
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100
[EXPLOSION]
397
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,110
Our own army is bombarding us.
398
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,110
[LAUGHING]
399
00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,890
We'll get killed.
400
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,280
STOOGES: Ah!
401
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,110
[STOOGES LAUGHING]
402
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,120
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