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ALL: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Awful.
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Awful. Terrible.
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I tell you, gentlemen, there's
no use arguing against facts.
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Our business is at a standstill,
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and we've got
to do something about it.
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You're right, Mr. Ixnay.
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Our munitions factories
only sold
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5 million buckaroos profit
for the first quarter
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of this year.
Think of it, Mr. Onay.
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Only 5 million.
Why, we're practically starving.
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That's true,
but we must remember
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that the kingdom of Moronika
is at peace, Mr. Ixnay.
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You're right, Mr. Amscray,
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but there's no money in peace.
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No. We must start a war.
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Right. And if the king
wants only peace,
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then we must oust him
and appoint a dictator.
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That's it. A dictator. Exactly.
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We must find someone
who is stupid enough
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to do what we tell him.
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Uh, but where can we find anyone
that stupid, Mr. Onay?
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I've got the very man,
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and he's in this house
right now.
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His name is Moe Hailstone.
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He and his two helpers
are papering my dining room.
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A paperhanger? A paperhanger?
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Why not?
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Now, here's the whole plan...
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Gentlemen.
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He means us.
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Yes, sir.
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These are the men
I was telling you about.
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Boys, I want you to meet
Mr. Amscray, Mr. Onay.
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Hailstone, Gallstone, Pebble.
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How do you do?
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ALL: Show them an anthem.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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We've come here to offer you
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the greatest opportunity
of your life.
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You'll let us
paper the living room?
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No, no, no.
You're through with papering.
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My partners and I are going to
make you dictator of Moronika.
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Dictator? What does
a dictator do?
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A dictator? Why, he makes love
to beautiful women,
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drinks champagne, enjoys life
and never works.
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He makes speeches to the people,
promising them plenty,
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gives them nothing,
then takes everything.
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That's a dictator.
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Hm, a parasite. That's for me.
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Quiet. I must think.
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Quiet while I think.
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I must think.
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Let me see...
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Well, what about it?
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I like the job, all right,
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but I can't leave my two pals.
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You know, our motto
has always been,
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"One for all and all for me."
You know, our motto
has always been,
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"One for all and all for me."
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Bedlach.
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Bedlach.
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Bedlach.
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Mmm...
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Hm!
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Bedlach.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah. Nyuh...
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Oh! Gentlemen,
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so as not to break up
your little triumvirate,
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we're going to make this man
field marshal
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and head of all
our fighting forces.
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Can I have a uniform
and a real sword?
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You can have a hundred uniforms.
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Just go out and shoot a hundred
generals and help yourself.
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[ULULATES]
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I'll shoot 200 generals.
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[IMITATES MACHINE GUN]
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what's that?
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It's a machine gun.
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Let me see.
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Ooh!
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We'll make this man
Minister of Propaganda.
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Propaganda? What's that?
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A papa gander
marries a mama gander,
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and they raise a lot
of little goslings.
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[SPUTTERS]
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[SPUTTERS]
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we'll take the job.
What do we do?
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First you start a beer putsch.
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How?
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You put your beer down
and wait for the pretzels.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
[SIGHS] No, no, no, no.
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You go to the saloons
and you buy free beer
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for all the saloonatics.
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Then you march them
to the palace
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and force the king to abdicate.
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That makes you dictator.
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Hail, hail,
Hailstone the dictator.
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ALL: Hail, hail, Hailstone.
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Wa-hoo.
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My good people of Moronika,
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I am very happy
to see this little gathering.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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We must throw off
the yoke of monarchy,
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and make our country safe
for hypocrisy.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
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Our motto shall be,
"Moronika for morons."
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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We will have less work
and more play.
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Every Thursday you will receive
hamburger and eggs.
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[CROWD HISSES]
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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[SILENCE]
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Moronika must expand.
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We must extend our neighbors
a helping hand.
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We will extend them
two helping hands,
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and help ourselves
to our neighbors.
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ALL: Bedlach.
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Bedlach. Bedlach.
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By tomorrow...
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[SPEAKING GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
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Ja? Ja?
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Ja? Ja!
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ALL: Ja, man.
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Hallelujah.
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We will now pause
for station identification.
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This is NUTS.
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When you hear
the conk on the dome,
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it will be
3:00 Bolonia watch time.
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[LOUD CONK]
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Three o'clock
Bolonia watch time.
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It must be 3:00.
Three o'clock
Bolonia watch time.
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It must be 3:00.
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[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[LAUGHS] [LAUGHS]
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Here's how. I know how.
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[CHUGS]
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Ring for my "sectry."
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You mean secretary?
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I said sectry. Secretary.
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Which is correct?
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Stenographer.
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I'll ring for her.
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I still say secretary.
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Is that so? Yeah.
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Hold that.
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[GROANS]
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What do you mean
by reading a book?
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Suppose you learn something.
What do you mean
by reading a book?
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Suppose you learn something.
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Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read.
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Take your troops out and have
'em burn every book in Moronika.
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Not my little red book.
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Let me see that.
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"June East,
110 Goodnecking Place,
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Whoopee 4430."
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[READING]
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"Woo woo woo."
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Ooh, whoo-whoo.
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I'll keep this.
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Oh, a bookkeeper.
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Go burn the books.
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Why burn the books?
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There are too many bookmakers.
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Bookies are overrunning
the country.
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Those are my orders.
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ALL: Hail, hail, Hailstone.
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Wa-hoo.
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[BUZZING]
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MOE [OVER PHONE]: Yes?
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Mati Herring is here to see you.
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Marinate her and send her in.
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Yes, sir.
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Go on, get in there.
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Treason, Your Excellency.
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I caught this man
walking down the street
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with a chicken.
Blond or brunette?
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Quiet. Where did you get
the chicken?
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From an egg.
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Where'd you get the egg?
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Uh, from a chicken.
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A vicious cycle.
We must kill it.
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Remind me to kill a cycle.
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Quiet.
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Put him in a concentrated camp.
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Go on. Go on, there.
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Go on.
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On second thought,
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throw him to the lions.
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But we have no lions.
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How about the Tigers
or the Cubs?
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Or the Giants.
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Why have we no lions?
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Because there's no bones
in ice cream.
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Well, we--
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[CRYING] How can I
throw anyone to the lions
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when we have no lions?
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Oh, don't worry, little fella.
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We'll get you nice,
ferocious lions.
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[BARKS]
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With long claws
that scratch like this:
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Ah! And long white teeth
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that bite like that:
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[SCREAMS]
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You know...
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I am Mati Herring.
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Ah, my favorite dish.
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Mwah.
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Hm.
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Don't taste like herring to me.
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Oh, a connoisseurrey, eh?
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Get out. Oh! Mm!
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As Minister of Propaganda, I--
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Don't want to hear from you.
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Ooh!
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What's the matter with him?
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Got up on the wrong side
of the gutter this morning.
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Shall we gaze
into the magic ball
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and see what the future
holds for you?
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Come along.
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Gonna take him up on the roof
and overthrow him.
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Whip out your magic ball, Mati.
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Ickle, dickle, bickle, mickle.
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Why, that's an eight ball.
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Sit right down behind it.
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The magic ball says
you have not long to live.
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Oh, goody. Shh!
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[IMITATING TRAIN ACCELERATING]
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Whoo-whoo!
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[IMITATING TRAIN SLOWING DOWN]
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[WHISTLES]
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All out for Syracuse.
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Syracuse?
This is where I get off.
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Where is he going?
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The boy's from Syracuse.
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Concentrate.
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MATI: Spirits are
sending me a message.
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Nyuck, nyuck.
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[CHUCKLES]
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MATI: They are coming
closer and closer.
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I can feel their magic touch.
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CURLY:
Me too. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Ooh!
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Why, you double-crosser, you.
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Ooh!
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Oh, look, a note
fell out of the ball.
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Let me see that.
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[MOE READING]
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Grab her.
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Hey. Mm!
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Hey. Just hold her arms.
She's a spy.
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She's a spy all over, isn't she?
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Why, you half-wit.
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Mm!
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Nyuck, nyuck-- Ooh!
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Call out all my storm troopers.
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Calling all storm troopers.
Calling all storm troopers.
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[IMITATES TRUMPET]
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What's the matter?
Quick, there's a storm brewing.
266
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We caught a spy. Ho! Hi! Hut!
267
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:16,390
Hey! Hey! Hut!
268
00:11:16,390 --> 00:11:17,390
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
269
00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,200
Get a confession of
the nasty spy and shoot her.
270
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,710
[DICE RATTLE]
271
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,710
MOE: Hey. How can
you shoot her with dice?
272
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,580
They're loaded. Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
273
00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,660
Here. Take her out
and shoot her.
274
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,660
Don't worry about it.
When I get the--
275
00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:42,170
Come on, toots,
we'll shoot the works.
276
00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:45,170
And just think, I might have
asked Mati Herring to marry me.
277
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,670
Yeah, you'd have been in some
pickle with that Herring.
278
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,420
Yes, we--
279
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,510
Blindfold?
280
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,480
Yes, of course. Turn around.
281
00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:57,900
Ten paces and I'll fire.
282
00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,770
Goodbye. Goodbye.
283
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,740
One, two, three, four,
284
00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:04,820
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10.
285
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,830
Ooh! That's that.
286
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,330
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
287
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,950
What happened?
That Mati Herring escaped.
288
00:12:11,950 --> 00:12:13,530
And you shot me
in the excitement, you fool.
289
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:15,000
We must get her back.
290
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,580
I'll be satisfied
if we get her half back.
291
00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:17,870
I'll take a quarterback.
292
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,950
In fact, I'll take
Notre Dame and 2 points.
293
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,460
Oh, you want 2 points?
I certainly do.
294
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:23,460
Well, you got them. Ow!
295
00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:25,960
We gotta strike before she gets
back to her father, the king,
296
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,460
and they gather an army.
What can we do?
297
00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,960
We'll start a blintz-krieg.
298
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,470
Oh, goody. I just love blintzes,
299
00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,800
especially with sour krieg.
300
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,890
[SHOUTING GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
301
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,390
Ja? LARRY: Ja.
302
00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:43,900
Ja? LARRY AND CURLY: Ja.
303
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,980
Get 'em.
304
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:46,810
Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Oh!
305
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:52,990
Gentlemen,
study this map carefully.
306
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,570
We're gonna conquer
the continent
307
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:55,990
of South Starv-vania.
308
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,150
You I shall give Mikey Finlen.
309
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,240
If I take Mikey Finlen,
I better be "rushin'."
310
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,580
Then quit "stallin'."
MOE: So be it.
311
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,160
It's time for our
roundtable conference.
312
00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,160
How can we have
a roundtable conference?
313
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,160
We only got a square table.
Oh, in Moronika,
314
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,170
nothing is on the square.
315
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,670
We shall have to cut corners.
316
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,170
Get busy. I'm cutting.
317
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,920
Oh, Your Excellency.
318
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,870
I'm your new secretary,
Miss Feffernuss.
319
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,430
What is it, Miss Feffernuss?
320
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,430
The delegates are here
for the roundtable conference.
321
00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,930
How many of them are there?
322
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,930
Oh, I don't know. Maybe five,
323
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,440
six, seven, or eight, maybe.
324
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,770
Five, six, seven, eight?
325
00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,730
Oh, I don't know
what we'd do without you.
326
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,940
[CURLY GROANS]
327
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,030
Mighty pretty girl, isn't she?
328
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,030
Mighty fine dancer too.
329
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,530
You're not so bad yourself.
330
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:13,030
[LAUGHS]
331
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:14,540
I bet you tell that
to all the boys.
332
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:17,460
Quiet. Tell the delegates
we'll be ready in a moment.
333
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,490
Oh, I will.
334
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,550
Can I have another dance?
I think I'll sit this one out.
335
00:14:24,550 --> 00:14:26,050
Okay.
336
00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,330
Ooh! Oh...
337
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,340
Isn't that half-wit
finished yet?
338
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,340
Gentlemen,
let us begin to begin.
339
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:39,510
As Minister of Oomphola,
I object.
340
00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:42,010
Your minorities are creeping
into our majorities,
341
00:14:42,010 --> 00:14:44,430
until you're making
our majorities minorities.
342
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:46,020
Objection overruled.
343
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,570
ALL: Peace. We want peace.
344
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,820
Yes, a piece of this
and a piece of that country.
345
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:55,030
Delegate Vonzripemup,
do you really want peace?
346
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:56,030
Yes.
347
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,750
That Vonz is hard to crack.
348
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,750
You're using the wrong club.
Try this niblick.
349
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,700
Oh, thanks, caddie. Fore.
350
00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,930
ALL: Peace. We want peace.
351
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,010
What we want is a corridor
through Double Crossia
352
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,960
as an outlet
into the Bay of Window.
353
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,050
[ALL DISAGREEING VOCALLY]
354
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,050
Quiet.
355
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,850
The gentlemen object.
Appease them.
356
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,440
How about throwing them
to the new lions?
357
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,640
No, let's appease them.
A just love appeasing.
358
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,220
I say, this is robbery.
It's outrageous.
359
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,730
[ALL PROTEST INDISTINCTLY]
LARRY: He's trying his best.
360
00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,780
[SPEAKS GERMAN-SOUNDING
JIBBERISH]
361
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,730
MINISTER OF OOMPHOLA:
You can't get away with this!
362
00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,820
You can't get away with this.
This is robbery.
363
00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:35,820
It's outrageous.
364
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,490
You're out.
365
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,710
[LAUGHS]
[MOE SHOUTING IN MOCK GERMAN]
366
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,210
Shut up--
367
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,330
[SHOUTING]
368
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,080
Ooh! Oh!
369
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,670
Ooh-- Oh...
370
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,340
Mm!
371
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,810
Ooh! Ooh!
372
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:01,890
Why you... See this?
373
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:02,890
Why...
374
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,350
Get him. Get him.
375
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,760
Moe. Curly. Oh!
376
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,980
LARRY: Moe. Curly.
377
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,570
Why, you...
378
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,240
Hm.
379
00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,330
[ALL GRUNTING]
380
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,330
Oh! CURLY: Duck, dictator, duck.
381
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:22,830
Get up, get up.
382
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,830
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
383
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,000
Oh, boy. That's what I call
a peace conference.
384
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,090
At last, things are beginning
to come our way.
385
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,090
[MOB SHOUTING INDISTINCLTY]
What's that?
386
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,880
Things are coming our way,
all right.
387
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,130
The king, Mati Herring
and a million people.
388
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:41,680
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
389
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,270
[GLASS SHATTERS]
390
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,220
ALL: Oh! Oh!
391
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:47,220
What'll we do?
392
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,720
Maybe we better abdicate.
393
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,470
CURLY:
What do you mean "maybe"? Whoo!
394
00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:50,480
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
CURLY:
What do you mean "maybe"? Whoo!
395
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,560
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
396
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,060
MOE: Oh!
397
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,650
MOE: Hurry up. Lock that door.
398
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,460
Well, they won't get in here.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
399
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,460
What a narrow escape.
Oh, it's lucky
400
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:09,460
I thought of this place.
401
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,330
[GROWLING]
402
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,170
What's the matter
you got asthma?
403
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,220
No. That wasn't me.
404
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,220
[ALL GROWLING]
405
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:20,590
ALL: Ah-- Ah-- Ah!
406
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,840
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
407
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,850
[GROWLING]
408
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:30,350
[ALL SCREAM]
409
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,350
ALL: Oh... [CURLY BARKS]
410
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,850
[ALL SCREAM]
411
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,820
[GROWLING STOPS]
412
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,240
[SNARLS]
413
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,580
[BURPS]
414
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,080
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