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[♪]
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Oh, nurse, my baby,
my poor little Garçon.
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Oh, calm yourself, Mrs. Bedford.
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He's in the hands of the world's
greatest specialists.
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They'll pull him through.
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I hope so.
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MOE: To the operation.
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The operation.
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To the operation.
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Whoo.
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[SCRUBBING ON WASHBOARD]
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Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
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This is Monday, ain't it?
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Yeah.
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Come on. Get busy.
We got operating to do.
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Hm.
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Hm.
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[POPPING]
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[GRUNTS]
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What's the matter?
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It won't come out.
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Let me see.
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[CRIES OUT]
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Oh.
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I didn't mean it.
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It's a coincidence.
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Couldn't happen again
in a thousand years.
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I'm glad you understand.
Couldn't happen again
in a thousand years.
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I'm glad you understand.
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Yeah. Give me that--
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Moe, please. Nyah-ah-ah.
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[WHIMPERING]
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That'll teach you a lesson.
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[WATER RUNS]
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[GURGLING]
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[HICCUPS]
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[HICCUPS]
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Gloves. Gloves.
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Gloves.
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Gloves. Gloves.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Ahh.
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Ow.
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What are you doing down there?
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Get up out of there.
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Masks. Masks.
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Masks. Oh.
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Come on. Let's go.
They're waiting.
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Hey. What's the matter?
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What are you doing
with that thing on?
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Ow.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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We got operating to do. Come on.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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You think it's serious,
Doctor Curly?
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Yes, indeed, to say the least,
if not less.
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Hm, the perambulation
of the pedal extremity
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is impeded by the insertion
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of a foreign botanical offshoot.
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MOE: Now, gentlemen, we
must proceed with caution.
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This Bedford dog
is worth a fortune.
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So it is.
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The instruments.
The instruments.
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Instruments. Instruments.
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[PLAYING TRUMPET MARCH]
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Ah, the tools.
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Onocatapon. Onocatapon.
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Onocatapon.
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Piddledetar.
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Go get a piddledetar.
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We have none.
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Oh, yes, we have.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Hold her, doctor.
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This is gonna hurt me worse
than it does you, Garçon.
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Now, hold on.
It'll be out in a minute.
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[GRUNTING]
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Ouch.
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Oh, oh, the wrong thorn.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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My proboscis.
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[BARKS]
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Ooh.
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[GRUNTS]
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Success. Success.
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BOTH: Success.
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Success. Success.
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Doctor, this operation
shall go down in history.
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I didn't know you had it in you.
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I didn't. She did.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Ha, cha, cha, cha.
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Looks like a botanical offshoot
in the upholstery.
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We'll have to operate.
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Oh, no. A thousand times no.
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Get the anesthetic.
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The anesthetic.
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Administer the anesthetic.
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Ow!
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[WOOD CREAKING]
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh, oh.
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Santa Claus will hear of this.
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Mm.
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How is Garçon? Is she all right?
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The operation was
a complete success.
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That's wonderful.
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Now I can show Garçon
in the dog show tomorrow.
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Come, Garçon.
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No, no, he must rest here
for a few hours.
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Yes, we'll have it back about 4.
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Well, see that Garçon gets
the very best of attention.
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Oh, yes, madame.
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Thank you. Good day, gentlemen.
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[IN UNISON] Good day. Ooh.
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Nurse.
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Put the dog to bed.
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WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]: Doctor
Moe, Doctor Larry, Doctor Curly.
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What do you want?
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Two important visitors
to see you.
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Okay.
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[MEOWING]
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Hey, that nurse
must have eaten catnip.
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[MEOWING]
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[GASPS]
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Oh.
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[MEOWS]
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CURLY: One little kitten
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lost its mitten.
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How careless.
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Here they come now.
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How do you do, gentlemen?
We're from the Daily Star.
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We'd like to get up
a feature story
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about your hospital.
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That's fine. Follow us.
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We'd be happy to show you
around the place.
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Come on, pudding head.
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Here's our general ward.
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This is where we keep
our mixed patients.
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Now, this cat suffers
from operatic tendencies.
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Likes to sing opera
on the back fences.
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[SINGS OPERA]
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Oh, Moe, Moe.
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I can't see. I can't see.
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What's the matter?
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I got my eyes closed.
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[SCREAMS]
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Lay off, lay off.
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[ANGRY GRUNTING]
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Doctor Moe.
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Oh, here's an interesting
case, gentlemen.
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What's wrong with him?
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He's suffering
from acute alcoholism.
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Ain't he a cutie? Nyuck, nyuck.
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He's a lap dog. A lap dog?
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Yeah, he lapped up
two cases of beer.
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A bad case.
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Keep a cool head, kid.
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Now, right this way, gentlemen.
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[HICCUPS]
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Gesundheit.
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Now, here's a peculiar case.
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See that?
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MAN: What's "G.C.M." mean?
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Garbage can moocher.
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Yeah, he's got a bad case
of scavengeritis.
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But we'll cure him. See that?
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MOE: Right this way,
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and I shall demonstrate.
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It never fails.
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The dog puts his head
inside the garbage can.
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We step on the valve,
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which propels a stream
of water into the dog's face,
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frightening him.
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Now, after several such
treatments,
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the patient is entirely cured.
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Now, note the simplicity
of the construction.
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And it always works.
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[CRIES OUT]
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I'll murder ya.
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[WHIMPERING]
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I got ya.
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I'll tear your esophagus out.
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Open your mouth.
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[SCREAMS]
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Quiet. You wanna wake Garçon?
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Who's Garçon?
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Mrs. Bedford's prize poodle.
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Oh.
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WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]:
Calling Doctor Curly.
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Go to room six.
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See a man about a dog... diet.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Ooh.
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WOMAN: Calling Doctor Larry.
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Dog in ward eight
chasing his tail.
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Bit himself.
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Is that serious?
Will it hurt his carriage?
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I don't know about his carriage,
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but it's gonna
raise Cain with his wagon.
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WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]:
Calling Doctor Moe.
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Pomeranian in ward six
has a coat on its tongue.
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What should we do?
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Give him the pants and vest
and take him for a walk.
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Pardon me.
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Come on. We gotta pull
this job in a hurry.
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We'll hide him in the old house
until we get the ransom.
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[HOOTS]
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Whoo.
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[SQUEALS]
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MOE [ON INTERCOM]: Calling
Doctor Curly. Calling Doctor Curly.
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What do you want?
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Listen, you onion head, you
march yourself right in here
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and wash this dog.
Ah, you do it yourself.
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Oh, a mutiny, eh?
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Yeah, mutiny,
and it's not on the Bounty.
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[MAKES WEIRD NOISE]
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Ooh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, cha, cha, cha.
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Oh. Oh.
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[GASPS]
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[SNORTS]
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Now, come on in here
like I told you.
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Hey, wait a minute.
What do you want?
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Help me out. I'm stuck.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive. I can't move.
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Oh, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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She loves me. Oh!
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She loves me not. Oh!
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She loves me. Ow!
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She loves me not.
Oh! I'll fix you.
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[GRUNTING]
Oh, I'll fix you. Oh-ho!
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[BARKS]
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Hm.
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Calling all curs.
Calling all curs.
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Dinner is ready.
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Come to the dining room.
That is all.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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[BELL RINGING]
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[DOGS BARKING]
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I'm as hungry as a whale.
Bring on the food.
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Yeah, bring it on.
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We're ready.
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Very good.
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It's a very good plan.
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Don't worry.
There's enough for everybody.
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Take a look at this.
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Whoo-hoo.
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[HUMMING]
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Say, is this my dinner?
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Why, certainly. Fricasseed bone.
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It's delicious.
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Since when do I look like a dog?
It's delicious.
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Since when do I look like a dog?
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I don't know.
I ain't seen you lately.
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You ain't, heh?
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[CRIES OUT]
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LARRY: Hey, leave him alone.
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Oh.
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[GASPING]
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[BARKING]
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[BARKS]
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Quiet. This is my argument.
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What's the matter?
What are you doing?
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My sandwich bit me.
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I'm beating it into submission.
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I'll beat you into submission.
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WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]:
Doctor Moe, Larry, Curly.
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Garçon is missing.
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Come at once. Hurry.
274
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,590
Garçon. Garçon.
275
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,090
By Garçon.
276
00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,260
Oh, what do we do?
Read this note.
277
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:31,260
What happened?
278
00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:32,260
Where's Garçon? He's gone.
279
00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:33,770
Here, read this note.
280
00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,770
"Mrs. Bedford can have her dog
if she pays $2000.
281
00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:37,740
Don't tell the cops, or she
will never see him again."
282
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:40,320
Those guys weren't reporters.
They were dognappers.
283
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,410
We've gotta stall Mrs. Bedford
off till we find her dog.
284
00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,410
Now, start thinking,
if possible.
285
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,410
[BLUBBERING]
286
00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,410
[PANTING]
287
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:48,910
What's the matter with you?
288
00:10:48,910 --> 00:10:50,920
I'm trying to think,
but nothing happens.
289
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,920
Hey, fellas, look.
290
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920
It ain't so serious.
291
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,420
Here's his collar and leash.
292
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,420
All we gotta do is refill it.
293
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,420
That's brilliant.
294
00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,420
That's smart.
295
00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,920
Oh. Oh.
296
00:10:59,920 --> 00:10:59,930
Look out.
Oh. Oh.
297
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:01,540
Look out.
298
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,630
I got an idea.
299
00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:05,630
I wonder what he's up to.
300
00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,630
Sit down there.
Now, here's the idea.
301
00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,640
We gotta disguise this mutt
to look like Garçon.
302
00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,140
The old lady
won't know the difference.
303
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,640
Get to work on that mattress.
304
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,400
Nurse, get the glue.
You get the black paint.
305
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:18,140
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
306
00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:24,400
Start pulling, boys.
307
00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,870
Pile it up, now.
308
00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:30,960
Hey. Hm.
309
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:31,960
What's the matter?
310
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:32,990
It's got dandruff.
311
00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:34,080
Oh.
312
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,080
You get to work like I told you.
313
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,080
Ow.
314
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,080
Go on. Get busy, will ya?
315
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:40,080
My hair.
316
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:47,590
He looks more like Garçon
than Garçon.
317
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:48,590
[DOORBELL RINGING]
318
00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,560
Nobody'll ever recognize him.
319
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:52,590
That mattress hair
turned the trick.
320
00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,100
We brought
Mrs. Bedford's dog back.
321
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,100
All right,
but keep it away from me.
322
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,100
I don't like dogs.
323
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,770
Come on. Come on.
324
00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:01,350
Just wait right
in here, gentlemen.
325
00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,820
Madam will be right in.
326
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,830
Whoo.
327
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,110
[SNARLING]
328
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:14,330
Go away, dog. Go away.
329
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,260
You is scalped.
I'm getting out of here.
330
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:28,850
Nyuck, nyuck. Hey.
331
00:12:28,850 --> 00:12:30,210
Here's to you.
332
00:12:30,210 --> 00:12:32,970
Not to me, to you.
333
00:12:32,970 --> 00:12:34,050
[GRUNTING]
334
00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:36,050
I'll murder ya.
335
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,720
Seltzer.
336
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,730
Then I'll have some too.
337
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:42,730
[CRIES OUT]
338
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:44,230
I know. You didn't mean it.
339
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,730
No, I didn't. [CHUCKLING]
340
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,230
Look. What?
341
00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,230
Why, I--
342
00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:50,740
Oh, that's ice. Ow, it's cold.
343
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:53,910
Ow. Ooh. Ooh.
344
00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:55,490
MOE AND CURLY: Hey, hey, hey.
345
00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:56,490
[SINGING GIBBERISH]
346
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,990
[IN UNISON] Hey, hey, hee.
347
00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,460
Hey. Hey.
348
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,500
Why, how do you do, doctors?
Well, where is Garçon?
349
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,500
Right here.
350
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,500
Garçon.
351
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,390
Garçon. Hey, Garçon.
352
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,970
ALL: Garçon. Garçon.
353
00:13:09,970 --> 00:13:10,970
Here he is.
354
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,970
[SNARLING] Ah.
355
00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:13,980
That's not my dog.
356
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,980
She fainted. Get something.
Do something.
357
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,100
All right. Don't worry.
358
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,010
[CRIES OUT]
359
00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:21,100
You thieves. You vandals.
360
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,600
What have you done with my dog?
361
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,100
I'm sorry, lady,
we made a mistake.
362
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,600
We brought the wrong dog.
363
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,610
You get my dog back,
or I'll have the police on you.
364
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:30,110
We'll bring him back, alive.
You'd better.
365
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,110
We'd better get her dog back,
or she'll have us in jail.
366
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,110
Come on.
367
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,110
Mm.
368
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:43,450
Mush.
369
00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:44,960
[LOUD CRASHING]
370
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,880
ALL: Garçon.
371
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,380
Here, Garçon. Garçon.
372
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,380
Garçon. Garçon.
373
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:53,050
I tell you, the jig is up, boys.
374
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,130
I can see us in jail.
375
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,130
Yeah, on a rock pile,
376
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:56,800
making little ones
out of big ones.
377
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,890
Listen, bloodhound,
378
00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:59,890
if you got any blood in you,
you'll find Garçon.
379
00:13:59,890 --> 00:14:01,690
Now, go on do your stuff.
380
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,770
Look, he's gonna find him.
Come on.
381
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,900
He sees something.
On your toes, you heels.
382
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,700
He's calling us.
383
00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,760
[SNORTS]
384
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,230
Why don't he make up his mind?
385
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:39,180
Quiet. We'll find out. Come on.
386
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,240
You double-crosser.
387
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,240
Listen, if you got
any pointer in you,
388
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:50,240
you better start pointing
389
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:51,740
and pointing out
those dognappers.
390
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,740
Get the point?
391
00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,240
Hm. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
392
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,240
He must be a poinsettia.
393
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240
Quiet, you hot Airedale.
394
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,250
[BARKS]
395
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,750
[GROWLING]
396
00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,250
Oh.
397
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:08,370
I wonder why we haven't heard
from the owner of that dog.
398
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:09,960
Search me.
399
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:13,710
[SNIFFING]
400
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,050
Please don't be a poinsettia.
Start pointing.
401
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,050
Come on. He's on a scent.
402
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,050
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
403
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,360
Oh. Oh.
404
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,360
Get out of the way.
405
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,280
We're looking for a dog.
406
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,780
He had four legs and a tail.
407
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:36,790
No, I ain't seen no dog.
He had four legs and a tail.
408
00:15:36,790 --> 00:15:38,790
No, I ain't seen no dog.
409
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,040
[GASPS]
410
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,040
It's them.
411
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,410
The dognappers. Come on.
412
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,580
Get him, Moe.
413
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,080
CURLY: Hold him still.
414
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:57,390
[GROANS]
415
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,470
Give it to him. Give it to him.
416
00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,470
Sock him in the chin.
417
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,930
Ow.
418
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,760
Nyah, ah, ah.
419
00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,650
Yaah, ah, ah. Sic him.
420
00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,400
Sic him. Tear him to pieces.
421
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,820
[ROARS]
422
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,410
[WHIMPERING]
423
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,110
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
424
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,110
I'll get him--
425
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,080
Wait a minute. Let me at him.
426
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,080
I'll mop up the floor with him.
427
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,420
Whoo, hoo-hoo.
428
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,260
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
429
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,680
Whoo.
430
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:46,050
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
431
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:47,690
Whoo. Whoo.
432
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:48,770
Hold, mule.
433
00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,270
[BARKS]
434
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:50,280
[DOG BARKING]
[BARKS]
435
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,280
[DOG BARKING]
436
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,280
It's Garçon. He's in the closet.
437
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,780
Come on.
438
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,700
[WHINING]
439
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,870
MOE: Success.
440
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:01,950
Congratulations.
441
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,450
Mazel tov.
442
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:03,460
[GRUNTING]
Mazel tov.
443
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:04,460
[GRUNTING]
444
00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:05,460
I told you to stop it.
445
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,460
Oh. Oh.
446
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,960
[WAILING]
447
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,460
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