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[♪]
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[SNORING]
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[YAWNS]
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[RUMBLING]
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[MAKES CLICKING NOISE]
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Hey, Joe.
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Oh, hello, Mike.
Has the ammunition arrived?
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Yeah. It's safely stored
in the hills.
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Are you ready to lead us
against President Robey?
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Sure, I can close up
the hotel anytime now.
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The only guests left
are three American salesmen.
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I'm gonna ask them
to pay up and get out.
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[SNORING]
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Hey, here's a couple
of live wire prospects.
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This one won't be interested.
I think he's dead.
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Get these things unpacked.
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Look, you guys unpack 'em,
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I'll put the high pressure
on him.
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Pardon me, but we represent
the King Winter
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Outfitting Company
of Ticonderoga.
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Manufacturers
of imported wearing apparel.
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And just to prove
our clothes are fresh,
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you can still smell the ocean.
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Believe it or not.
What do you mean?
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I got an idea.
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Nyuck, nyuck.
Well, it better be a good one.
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Now, pal, we got a lot of stuff
here that nobody's seen yet.
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Now, here's something
very chic in a kimono.
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Now, here's a little article
you can't do without
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in this part of the country.
What is that?
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Watch.
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Ah-ah-ah.
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So what? My latest invention--
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A shock absorber
for earthquakes.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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The trade in value
on this is twice as much--
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Listen, that guy ain't
gonna buy anything.
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What are we gonna do?
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The boss don't send us dough,
we'll be stranded.
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What's that? I, um--
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I was just tellin' my pal here,
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this is lovely country
and I'm glad we landed.
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How are you, Mr. Singapore?
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Look, the cold weather's
setting in
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and I've decided to close
the hotel for the winter.
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Your bill.
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Hey, come here, you.
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Who had that last beer?
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Not me, I had that one
with all the foam.
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Well, I had this one.
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I had that one.
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[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
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Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Hey, will you please
pay that bill and get out?
Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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Hey, will you please
pay that bill and get out?
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Well, I'll tell ya--
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You see, we were expecting a
cablegram from the front office.
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Oh, I forgot. Your message
came this morning.
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Oh, thanks.
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Heh, I've been waitin' for it.
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So they sent you the money, eh?
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Well, not exactly,
you see, this wire's--
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[MACHINE GUN FIRE]
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Hey, what was that? What, that?
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They're executing some guy
that didn't pay his debts.
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It's the law in this country.
Well, he deserves it.
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That last round reminded me,
I've got money in my dresser.
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What do you say, we go get it?
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All of us. Okay.
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Come on. Come on.
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The dough is in the top drawer
of the dresser
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in the jewel box.
You wait here, I'll get it.
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I'll help him. I'll help him.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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You wait here,
I'll go in and get it.
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What kind of fool
do you take me for?
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Why, is there more
than one kind?
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Superstitious, eh?
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He don't know what's happening.
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[POUNDING]
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Open this door!
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[CHATTERING]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Another satisfied customer.
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Right this way, folks.
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Come this way, folks.
Here we are.
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Hey, you.
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Have you got
a peddler's license?
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Peddler's license?
Certainly not.
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We're salesmen-- Super salesmen.
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Oh, salesmen, eh?
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How do I know you're not spies?
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BIRD: Spies?
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[LAUGHS]
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Excuse me, general.
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Hey, wait a minute. Don't you
harm a feather in his bed--
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Uh, I mean, head.
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We're not spies, don't be silly.
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We're selling
earthquake shock absorbers.
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And doin' rather well too.
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Look.
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You'll have to come with me for
questioning to General Casino.
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But we don't play casino.
How about a little rummy?
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[CHATTERING]
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Hey, listen-- Hey, keep an eye
on those samples, will ya?
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Ooh.
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Spies, eh?
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ALL: Oh, no-- Quiet!
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But, general,
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the fat one does not
look like a spy.
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He looks very innocent.
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Oh, I don't know,
I've been around.
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Oh, ooh.
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Do you really think
they're innocent?
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I am sure, my general.
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Well, you may go free,
gentleman.
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Oh, thanks, general. Thanks.
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Hey, I told you he'd
bring us luck.
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BIRD: Why don't you
search them, general?
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Wait.
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That's a good idea. Search them.
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Don't forget,
anything you find is 50-50.
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Oh.
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Here's a message, general.
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CASINO: "No passage money
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until you get rid
of present wardrobe."
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So get rid
of President Ward Robey, eh?
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So then you are spies.
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Throw 'em in the dungeon
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and shoot them at sunrise.
Wait a minute, now.
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Hey, listen,
get him an interpreter.
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That buzzard did
bring us luck, eh?
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Hey, come on, will ya?
Hey, guys, you got a shoehorn?
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Ow, ow.
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This is all your fault.
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Fine last supper.
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This is the hardest bread
I ever saw.
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Listen. [KNOCKS]
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Come in.
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Hey, muttonhead,
what are you doin'?
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I'm tryin' to
make the alarm work.
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What for?
We're gonna be shot at sunrise
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and I wanna make sure
we don't oversleep.
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Oh. [ALARM RINGS]
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MOE: It's working
now, all right.
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Hey.
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Hey. Psst.
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Hey, it's Rita.
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Shh. Oh, boy, Rita.
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Shh. Shh. Shh.
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I have brought you
something good to eat.
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Oh, food.
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What is it, Rita? Pie.
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Oh, pie. My favorite.
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Bread. Bread.
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Chicken. Oh, stuffed chicken.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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And soup.
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Oh, sweetheart,
you're wonderful.
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Oh. Ooh.
Oh, sweetheart,
you're wonderful.
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Oh. Ooh.
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Oh, boy, soup.
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Soup, we ain't
got time for that.
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We want to get
to the solid food.
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Let's give it to the guard.
He's a nice guy.
We want to get
to the solid food.
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Let's give it to the guard.
He's a nice guy.
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That's a good idea.
You've almost got a brain.
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CURLY: Oh, thank you. Heh-heh.
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Hey, you like soup?
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No. No like soap.
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I didn't say soap,
you lug. Soup. Soup.
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Soup? Oh, sure.
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Well, take it. Thank you.
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Ignoramus.
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Let me at that food.
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Hey, where's your manners?
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[CRUNCHING]
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[GASPS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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A note.
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"This will help you to escape.
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"Meet me behind the jail.
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I have work
for you to do. Rita."
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Come on,
bring the saws. Come on.
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[CLANKING]
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Hey, shh.
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Quiet. You want
the guard to hear you?
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[SLURPS] Listen.
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[SLURPS]
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That gives me an idea.
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Give me a blade.
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Ready?
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[SLURPS]
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[SLURPS]
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[SLURPS]
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[SLURPS]
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[RUMBLING]
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Boy, that was some shake.
The biggest one yet.
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Hey do you fellas feel a draft?
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Why, certainly.
It's from that hole over there.
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Oh. Come on, get busy.
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Boys.
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Come on.
Be right with ya, toots.
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We'll be finished in a minute.
Don't go away.
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Come on, you dummies.
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Shh.
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The map is in the desk.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo. Shh. Come on.
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What's the idea?
I just can't stand to have
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anybody look over my shoulder.
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Oh.
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Look.
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Is this it?
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Ah, yes.
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This is the map
of President Robey's palace.
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You must take this
to our leader,
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and he will see
that you are rewarded.
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Good, now we can
get the money and go home.
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I ain't so sure
I want to go home now.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Yow.
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Quiet, you dumbbell.
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Where does your leader live?
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His camp is in the hills.
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What are we waitin' for?
Come on.
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[BARKS LIKE DOG]
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[RUMBLING]
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The map, the map--
I lost the map.
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It's under the couch.
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I found it.
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Come on, let's go.
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Hurry. Hurry, boys.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo. Hurry, now.
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Hurry.
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[WIND HOWLING]
Hurry.
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[WIND HOWLING]
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Here's a car. Get in.
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With any luck we ought to
be there in an hour.
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The sun will be up
in a few minutes
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and we can get our bearings.
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Gee, the sun rises quick
in this part of the country.
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Say, seems like we passed
this spot some time ago.
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Yeah, I can tell by the windows
and the building.
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Hm.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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We've been robbed.
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Just our luck.
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There's a horse,
we can use him. Come on.
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I knew this car
ran kind of smooth.
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Hurry up. Get goin', boys.
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Come on, we gotta
get on on this side.
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Hey, fellas, look.
A four-legged V8.
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Never mind that. Come on, mount.
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Come on, let's go.
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[♪]
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Take us to your chief quick.
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We've got a message
from Señorita Rita.
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And that ain't
double talk either.
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Right. Come on. STOOGES: Right.
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I can't understand the delay.
262
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,080
We can't attack
without that map.
263
00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:10,410
Messengers from Rita.
264
00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:12,300
Well, bring 'em in. All right.
265
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,880
Come on.
266
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,830
Now, my friend,
we'll have some action.
267
00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:17,670
[CHUCKLES]
268
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,720
STOOGES: Nyah-ah.
269
00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,310
You.
270
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,840
Take 'em out and have 'em shot.
271
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,310
Now, wait a minute, Joe.
272
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,840
We got a message here from Rita.
273
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,760
Ah, the map. Well,
that's different.
274
00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,430
Come, my friends.
Eat, drink, and be merry.
275
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,020
Whoo-whoo-whoo. Where's Mary?
276
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,020
Sit down.
277
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,360
At last, success is ours.
278
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,340
Idiots.
279
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,790
Blunderers.
280
00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,290
Take a look at that.
281
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,260
Take them out and have 'em shot.
282
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,760
Oh, no, please. We can explain.
283
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:01,760
Wait.
284
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,350
The boys made a mistake.
I have the real map.
285
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,940
Rita, that's fine.
286
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,970
It's a good thing
I found the right map.
287
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,970
Won't you sit down
and pick a bone with us?
288
00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:14,980
[CHUCKLES] [HAWS]
289
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:15,980
Oh.
290
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:17,450
Say, what's the idea?
291
00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,450
I bet he wouldn't do that.
292
00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:19,480
Would you? Sure.
293
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,480
Oh. He did.
294
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,980
[HONKS[
295
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:22,990
[WHIMPERS]
[HONKS[
296
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,490
[WHIMPERS]
297
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,740
That's it, all right.
298
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,380
Rita, you're wonderful,
299
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:32,880
but you guys die at sunrise.
300
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,880
Oh, but you cannot
shoot my friends.
301
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,630
They did their best.
302
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,830
You should reward them.
303
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:41,420
All right. I'll give them
commissions in the army.
304
00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,420
Commissions? Not me.
305
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:44,920
Straight salary or nothin'.
306
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:45,920
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
307
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,430
You know I'm temperamental.
308
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,930
Yeah, 95 percent temper,
5 percent mental.
309
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,930
And how. Huh?
310
00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,070
Here you are, gentlemen.
311
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:55,570
Take these warrants
to General LaGrande.
312
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,570
He'll take care of you
in a large manner.
313
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,070
Oh, thanks. Show them the way.
314
00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:02,270
I'm gonna to make
you a general. Hah-hah-hah.
315
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:03,860
I always wanted to
be in the army,
316
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:04,860
it's such steady work.
317
00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,860
Relax.
Hold him, Larry. Hold him.
318
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,360
Oh.
319
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,620
Get goin'. [WHIMPERS]
320
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,920
General, our commissions.
321
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,420
Yeah, we signed contracts
with six-months options.
322
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,420
Very well, gentlemen,
we will take care this at once.
323
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,930
Follow me.
324
00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,430
Allons.
325
00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:23,430
STOOGES: Hello. Oh, hello.
326
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,430
I hope they give me
a double-breasted suit,
327
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,430
I'd look much thinner. Come on.
328
00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,690
Hm. Woodpeckers.
329
00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,280
Now, gentlemen.
330
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,780
Stand against the wall,
if you please.
331
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,120
I wonder what's the big idea?
332
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,620
Maybe they're gonna
pin a medal on us.
333
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,120
I know, maybe they're gonna take
334
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,620
our picture for identification.
335
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,620
Nyuck, nyuck.
336
00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:56,790
I gonna send one
home to Elaine. Hah-hah.
337
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,710
Attention.
338
00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:01,300
Some class. They're gonna
fire a salute in our honor.
339
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,090
That's swell.
Say, we want 21 guns.
340
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,550
Three will be
sufficient, gentlemen.
341
00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:08,060
What does he mean?
342
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,680
My friends, have you said
your prayers?
343
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,090
Yeah, last night I-- Good.
344
00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,180
Ready.
345
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,180
[ALL COCK GUNS]
346
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,100
Aim.
347
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,600
[ALL WHIMPERING]
348
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,190
[RUMBLING]
349
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:28,240
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
350
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,110
[GUNFIRE]
351
00:15:31,910 --> 00:15:33,000
Whoo.
352
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,030
Look.
353
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,540
They've stolen our ammunition.
354
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,120
Hurry up,
they're shootin' at us.
355
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,130
Give it more gas.
356
00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,130
I've got my foot down
on the floorboard now.
357
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,630
Are you enjoying
the ride, honey?
358
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,130
[CHUCKLES]
359
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,140
Got a match?
360
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,140
Here. Oh, thanks.
361
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,230
Don't throw that match out here,
362
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,730
you're liable to
start a forest fire.
363
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,040
Hm. Pineapple.
364
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,540
Oh! Ooh!
365
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,870
It must be green.
366
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,630
Ah.
367
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,740
Could this be Fourth of July?
368
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:20,800
[GUNFIRE] LARRY: Come on,
369
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,660
they're still shootin' at us.
370
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,170
I'm doing the best I can here.
371
00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,170
Maybe this one is ripe.
372
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,170
Hey, what have you got there?
373
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:30,670
A pineapple, want one?
374
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,170
Pineapple?
That's a hand grenade.
375
00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:33,840
Get rid of it. [YELLS]
376
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,480
Why don't you be more careful?
377
00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,570
Hey, what are you smoking,
an inner tube?
378
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,150
What is that smell around here?
379
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,320
Hey, fellas, look.
380
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,820
Dynamite. Ah.
381
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,610
Stop the truck, stop the truck.
382
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,500
Alphonso, cover your ears.
383
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,000
Look out.
384
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,250
Oh.
385
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,790
Hey, come on.
386
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,120
Let's go.
387
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:10,460
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