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[marching band plays]
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[male announcer] Gomer Pyle - USMC.
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Starring Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring Frank Sutton
as Sergeant Carter.
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All right, you knuckleheads.
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Take a good look at it,
the Order of the Lead Boot.
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The battalion booby prize!
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Awarded every six months
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to the most fouled-up platoon
in the outfit!
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Now, tomorrow, our six months are up,
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and I want to get rid of that thing
once and for all!
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If we win it tomorrow,
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we will be the first platoon in history
ever to win it three times in a row.
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And since we were
the first platoon in history
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to win it twice in a row,
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I'm the laughing stock of the NCO Club.
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Now, some of you might ask, why us?
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Are we being picked on?
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I don't think so.
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Why?
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Because certain members of this platoon
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have worked very hard
to win this stupid boot.
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How?
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By performing acts of stupidness.
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Now, this time, we have a chance
to get rid of this boot,
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because Sergeant Hacker's platoon
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has been running you a close second
in foul-ups.
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So if you can keep your noses clean
until noon tomorrow,
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this boot will wind up in his possession
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for the next six months.
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And for your sakes, it had better!
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Okay.
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Now, look sharp and hit them work details!
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Platoon, ten-hut!
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Dismissed! Move, move, move!
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Pyle, hold it!
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Since you are the one mainly responsible
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for us having this thing
in the first place,
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I want you to shine it
until you can see your face in it,
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just to remind you that you're
the biggest knucklehead in the platoon!
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Sergeant Carter, am I really the only one
responsible for this boot?
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'Cause if I thought that, there'd just
be one thing left for me to do,
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and that'd be to transfer
out of the platoon.
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- Oh, would you?
- Well, Sergeant...
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Pyle, knock it off!
Now, I want to get rid of this boot.
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Now, take it next door and ask
Corporal Slater for the metal polish.
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And, for your sake, it better be
the last time you ever have to shine it.
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How you doing?
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Okay, I guess, except I'm having
a little trouble holding the boot still.
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But Sergeant Carter said he wanted me
to be able to see my face in it.
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Don't worry about it, Gomer.
There's worse things in life
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than not being able to see your face
in a boot. Stay with it.
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I'm gonna post this stuff
on the bulletin board.
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Hi, Sarge.
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- Where's Sergeant Carter?
- He's not here.
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Do you know where he went, Gome?
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Oh, he went over to headquarters,
Sergeant Hacker. At least I think so.
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[chuckles]
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Shining up the old Booby Boot, huh, pal?
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Yeah, Sergeant Carter
wanted it looking real nice
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for battalion ceremonies tomorrow.
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You guys have had it so long,
I forgot what it looks like.
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You're never gonna get rid of it, are you?
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I don't know, Sarge,
but I think maybe we got a chance.
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Oh, yeah? What makes you think so?
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Well, I don't mean to be disrespectful,
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but Sergeant Carter said that your platoon
might be in the running.
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Huh. I don't think so, Pyle.
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Face it, you guys
are about to set a new record
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with three in a row, but why fight it?
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You've earned it.
Shine, Pyle. You're not shining.
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♪ Gomer Pyle... ♪
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But you're not shining. [laughing]
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Don't worry about it, Gomer.
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His chances of getting that boot
are just as good as ours.
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All we have to do is stay on the ball
for the next 24 hours.
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Listen for the phone, will ya?
I'll be right outside.
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[scraping]
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[Duke] What happened?
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I figured it would be easier to shine
if I slipped it on
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like I was doing my own boot.
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You're kidding.
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No. It went on just fine,
but now I can't get it off.
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Oh, brother. Here. Sit down.
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Let me pull it off you.
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It's really on there.
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What did you have to put it on for?
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I told you, so I could shine it up good.
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I wanted it to look real nice
for the next platoon that gets it.
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How's the next platoon gonna get it
if you're wearing it?
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Oh, boy. You know who's gonna
get blamed for this, don't you? Me.
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Well, I don't see why.
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Because I was here.
For Carter, that's enough.
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Gosh...
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I'm sorry.
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What we gonna do?
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The only thing we can do. Here, sit down.
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Sit down.
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Let me have a look at it.
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Oh, good.
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There's just a couple of wing nuts
holding it on.
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We'll take this board off,
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go down to the metal shop,
have the boot cut off your foot
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and have them weld it back together again.
They can weld it so nobody'll notice.
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Well, I can't walk around
with this thing on, Duke.
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And besides, I'm supposed to be
on clean-up detail in five minutes.
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Okay, okay, don't panic.
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Let's figure this thing out
scientifically.
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You've gotta be on clean-up detail
in five minutes.
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Otherwise,
Carter'll come looking for you, right?
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- I guess so.
- Then it's very simple.
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You gotta be there.
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Hut, two, three, four.
Hut, two, three, four.
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- [boot clanking]
- To your left. To your left.
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To your left, two, three, four.
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Hut, two, three, four.
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What time have you got?
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Sixteen hundred, Sarge.
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Eighteen more hours.
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Just 18 more hours without a foul-up
and Hacker's guys get stuck with the boot.
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With a little luck, we might just make it.
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Ah, sure we'll make it, Sarge. Eight of
those hours the guys'll be in the sack.
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Don't bet on it.
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Two of them still walk in their sleep.
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[Marine] Hut, two, three, four.
Hut, two, three, four.
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[boot clanking in time]
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Hut, two, three, four.
Hut, two, three, four.
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[fading away] Hut, two, three, four.
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[clanking fades into distance]
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[Marine] Detail, halt!
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[loud clank]
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[Marine] Fall out.
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What is that?
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Gomer, what are you doing here?
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Well, I'm mopping the floor,
like Sergeant Carter said.
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He's liable to walk in here any minute.
Finish up and get out of here.
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You want him to see you
with that thing on?
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- It ain't finished yet.
- You're finished. Let's go. Come on.
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[Carter] All right, you people,
knock off for chow.
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- It's Sergeant Carter.
- Quick, hide the boot!
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Slater, what happened to them supply
requisitions we sent over to the...?
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Pyle.
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Do you know
you've got your foot in the bucket?
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Well, so I have.
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Well, will you look at that.
His... his foot's in the bucket.
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He probably doesn't even know it.
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The water must be
the same temperature as the air.
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Hold it, Slater!
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Pyle, get your stupid foot
out of that stupid bucket!
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Yeah, take it outside and get out of it,
Gomer. You look silly in it.
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Come on.
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Hold it!
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What's going on here?
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Pyle, get your foot out of there.
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[grunting and straining]
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The fact is, Sergeant,
it's stuck in there.
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Slater, grab that bucket
and get that knucklehead outta there.
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Right, Sergeant.
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Now, Sarge, don't do it.
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There's a perfectly logical explanation
for all of this.
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If you'll just allow me to...
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[clanking]
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Well, you see, what happened, Sergeant,
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after you told me
to shine it up real good,
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I had the awfulest time
holding it still, so I...
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Shut up, Pyle.
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Slater, did you know about this?
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Well, we thought we'd wait
till after duty hours
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and go over to the metal shop
and have it cut off.
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Cut off? You were gonna have it cut off?
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We was gonna have it
welded back together again.
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And what about the seam?
What were you gonna cover the seam with?
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You two knuckleheads were gonna ruin it,
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and then I'd have to explain
to the colonel how it got ruined.
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There's no other way, Sarge.
It's really stuck on there.
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I'll show you how stuck it is!
Grab that boot.
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All right, Slater, pull!
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- Is it coming, Gome?
- I don't think so...
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Knock it off, Slater. Pull!
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It's no use, Sarge. It's not gonna work.
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Oh, no, that's not gonna work.
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It's not gonna work
with just two of us pulling.
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Pull!
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Got it, Sarge.
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Thanks, men.
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I still don't get it.
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How could he be stupid enough
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to get stuck in this thing
in the first place?
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Well, he thought it'd be easier to shine
if it was on his foot.
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Yeah, but if he got it on,
why couldn't he get it off?
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That's the part I don't get.
Anything that goes on has gotta come off.
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Yeah. You'd think so.
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[boot clunking]
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Well, don't just stand there!
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Pull, dummy! Pull!
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Slater!
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Slater, we're moving.
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- Hang onto something, Sarge.
- Hold it!
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You dummy!
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I gotta hang on to something!
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Yeah, here we are.
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Yeah. Sit.
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All right, pick up the boot.
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Pull.
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Pull!
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Come on, pull!
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Slater!
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How many times have I told you
to keep that file locked?
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Why don't we go get the guys
and do like we did with Gomer? Tug-of-war.
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And let them see me wearing this thing?
What, are you crazy?
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We just need something
to loosen it up, like...
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like... powder.
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Yeah, that's it, foot powder.
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In the locker, Slater. Get it.
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Oh, here it is, Sarge.
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"toujours Fresh. Gardenia-scented
foot powder for lovely-smelling feet."
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Give me that!
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Sprinkle some in the boot.
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See if you can work it in
a little bit, Sarge.
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- How's it feel?
- Not bad.
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I think it's working in.
Let's give it a try.
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If I ever get this thing off,
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I'm going to have Pyle
bronzed and mounted.
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Go ahead.
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- Oh, wait a minute.
- What's wrong, Sarge?
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The chair's gonna move again, dummy.
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I need something solid to hang on to.
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Good thinking, Sarge. What?
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The window.
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I'll hang on to the windowsill.
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[grunting]
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Well, hey, Sergeant Carter.
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I'm glad everything worked out all right
with that boot.
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That sure was a smart idea of yours.
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[groans]
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What you doing, Sergeant?
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Slater... I'm slipping...!
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[thudding, clattering]
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Sergeant Carter, what in the world
happened? Here, let me help you.
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Pyle, if you touch me, I'll kill you.
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Why, Sergeant, you're wearing
the Order of the Lead Boot.
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What happened, Duke?
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Sergeant Carter accidentally
got stuck in the boot
246
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,090
- and we were trying to pull him out.
- Don't worry, Sergeant,
247
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,508
I'll run next door and get the fellas
248
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,678
and we'll have you right out of it
in a second. Just like you done with me.
249
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,096
Pyle, come back here!
250
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,974
You won't go nowhere
and you won't say nothing to nobody.
251
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,977
There are three people on this base
that know about this,
252
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,479
and that's the way it's gonna stay.
253
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:18,149
Sarge, why don't we take it down
to the metal shop and have it cut off?
254
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,817
We can't do that, Duke.
255
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,736
Don't you remember
what Sergeant Carter said?
256
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,113
When we welded it back up,
it'd leave a seam.
257
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,824
So it'll leave a seam. So what?
Let's get it off.
258
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,077
Suppose somebody sees us going over there?
259
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,621
Nobody will see us. We'll camouflage it.
260
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,331
Camouflage it?
261
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,008
[Hacker] Hey, Vince. Hey, Vince.
262
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,260
Hey, Vince, what happened to your foot?
263
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,512
- My foot?
- Yeah.
264
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,722
- You mean this foot?
- Yeah, yeah, what happened?
265
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,558
Well, uh, uh...
a large thing landed on it.
266
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,102
No kidding? What was it?
267
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,436
Well, it...
268
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,146
It was a big lead thing.
269
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:01,275
- Lead?
- Yeah, this big lead thing.
270
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,610
Boom, right on my foot.
271
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,947
Well, I'll be darned.
How long do you have to wear that thing?
272
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,741
The sergeant's on his way
to get that taken care of right now.
273
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,036
But the hospital's a long way, Vince.
How come you didn't drive?
274
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,123
Yeah, how come we didn't drive?
275
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,999
Well, we, uh...
276
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,251
Exercise!
277
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,336
The doctor said
he's supposed to exercise it, Sarge.
278
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,131
Yeah, you know, uh,
walk around on it so it don't get stiff.
279
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:27,635
Hey, Vince, where you going?
The hospital's this way.
280
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:31,389
Oh, yeah, that's right.
The hospital's that way.
281
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,641
I forgot. Can you imagine that?
282
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,773
It's 16:45, Sarge. They're gone.
283
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,608
Gone? What do you mean gone?
284
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,278
Why would they go so early?
Suppose there's an emergency?
285
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,613
What kind of emergency
can you have in a metal shop?
286
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,282
This! This is an emergency!
287
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,452
Maybe we could borrow a little saw
from the hobby shop.
288
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,912
- Then Duke and me could saw your...
- Forget it, Pyle.
289
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,665
I ain't about to let you two dummies
close to me with anything sharp.
290
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,958
Come on, let's go.
291
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,090
Well, don't worry about it, Sergeant.
292
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,885
The sign on the metal shop said
they'd be open at 7:30 in the morning.
293
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,137
Don't worry? The ceremony's at noon.
294
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,139
How do I know
how long it's going to take them
295
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,309
to get this thing off
and get it welded back together again?
296
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,602
[groans]
297
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,437
Oh, is that sore!
298
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:22,148
All that pulling and tugging,
it's really swollen in there, Sarge.
299
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,109
That's right. It'll feel a lot better
in the morning, Sergeant,
300
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,319
after the swelling goes down.
301
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,904
Don't be an idiot, Pyle.
302
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,740
I ain't going to bed with this thing on.
We got to get it off tonight.
303
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,201
But as long as your foot's swollen
in there, it won't come off.
304
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,745
Then we'll just have to
get the swelling down.
305
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,246
Hey, that's it.
306
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,123
What do you do when you sprain your ankle?
307
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,667
You put ice on it,
and that takes the swelling down.
308
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,836
We can't put any ice on your foot.
It's inside the boot.
309
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,339
Don't you think I know that, Slater?
310
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,924
We don't need ice.
311
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,635
The foot will go down when we cool me off.
312
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,137
And we'll do that
in the coldest place I know.
313
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,764
The freezer in the mess hall.
314
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,483
How long has it been?
315
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,570
Watch that light. Hacker's duty hut's
right outside that window.
316
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,947
I'm sorry, Duke.
317
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,533
- I guess I'm just a little nervous.
- Well, try to be more careful.
318
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,326
- What time is it?
- It's 12:30.
319
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,329
He's been in there about 20 minutes.
He should be about done.
320
00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,539
We better check.
321
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,170
Sergeant Carter, are you all right?
322
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,465
- He can't hear you. The earmuffs.
- Oh.
323
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,803
Sergeant Carter,
does it feel like it's loosening up any?
324
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,347
Yeah. I... I think so.
325
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,598
Try it again.
326
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,350
[groans]
327
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,357
Yeah. I think I felt it slip a little bit.
328
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:49,110
Just leave me alone a few more minutes,
and it'll come right off.
329
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,820
- Right, Sergeant.
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,949
[Hacker] Who's in there?
331
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,242
It's Hacker!
332
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:59,287
- Oh, mercy! What we gonna do?
- We got to get out of here.
333
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,871
Open the back door. I'll get the sarge.
334
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,959
Sarge, quick! It's Sergeant Hacker!
We got to get out of here!
335
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,420
Sergeant Hacker's coming in!
336
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,338
- Hacker? We got to get out of here!
- Right!
337
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,381
[groans]
338
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,052
Duke, the back door's locked.
339
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,554
[Hacker] Is that you back there, Jensen?
340
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,309
We're trapped!
I can't let him see me with this boot on.
341
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,437
You guys tell him you... you stopped in
for a snack or something.
342
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,149
Duke, his foot.
343
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,696
It's empty!
344
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,369
Slater. Pyle.
345
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,121
What are you two doing here?
346
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,166
Well, we were hungry. We decided
to have a little midnight snack.
347
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,208
You what?
348
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,044
Well, you see, what happened really was...
349
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,838
But this is a Marine Corps mess hall,
not your mother's kitchen.
350
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,006
You want a snack?
351
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,175
You'll have it with 200 other guys
at breakfast.
352
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,428
Now, get out of here
before I have you both thrown in the brig.
353
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,554
Right, Sarge.
354
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,556
- But...
- Come on, Gome.
355
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,956
Good night, Charlie.
356
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,969
- It's where, Sarge?
- In the freezer.
357
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,764
Well, you didn't expect me to carry it out
right in front of him, did you?
358
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:42,932
Go get it, Pyle.
359
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,643
But Sergeant Hacker just told us
to get out of there,
360
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:48,396
- or he'd have us thrown in the brig.
- Just get the boot, Pyle.
361
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,824
Hey, Sergeant Hacker.
362
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,826
What do you want, Pyle?
363
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,413
Well, sir, to tell you the truth,
364
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,666
uh... I came back to get that boot.
365
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,917
Oh, you did, huh?
366
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,837
Well, suppose you just tell me
what the Battalion Booby Boot
367
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,256
is doing in my freezer
in the middle of the night.
368
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,468
Well, sir, uh,
Sergeant Carter left it in there,
369
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,095
and he sent me back to get it.
370
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:24,682
I know he left it in there, Pyle.
But what was he doing in there with it?
371
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,435
Well, sir...
372
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,979
Give it to me straight, Pyle,
or I'll have you thrown in the brig
373
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,647
for trespassing where you don't belong.
374
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,024
Well, sir, uh...
375
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,902
...he was wearing it.
376
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,279
Huh?
377
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,324
Well, you see, what happened was
I accidentally put my foot into it,
378
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,618
and we just had an awful time
getting it off.
379
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,871
And then I guess Sergeant Carter
got kind of curious
380
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,166
and wondered if he could
put his foot in and get it out.
381
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,710
[chuckles] You're kidding.
382
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,504
No, sir. I guess there's just something
about that big old empty boot
383
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,048
that just kind of makes people
want to put their foot in it,
384
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467
you know, maybe out of curiosity.
385
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,678
Yeah? Well, I'm not drawn,
and I'm not curious.
386
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,014
So suppose you just beat it now, Pyle.
387
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,766
Well, Sergeant Hacker, uh...
388
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,601
could I have the boot back?
389
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,935
No, Pyle.
390
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,814
I'm gonna give it to the colonel,
so he can give it back to Sergeant Carter.
391
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,150
But the colonel's
gonna ask me where I got it,
392
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,361
so I'm just gonna tell him
what you just told me.
393
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,905
[chuckles]
394
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,327
What's taking him so long?
395
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,662
- Maybe he got locked in the freezer.
- I ain't that lucky.
396
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,249
Where's the boot, Pyle?
397
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,001
Sergeant Hacker's got it.
398
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,586
Hacker's got it?
399
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:39,507
Well, when I opened the freezer door,
there he was standing with it in his hand.
400
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,966
Why didn't you ask him for it?
401
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,094
Well, I did, Duke,
but then he asked me how it got there.
402
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:44,970
And?
403
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,808
Well... seeing as how
I couldn't tell him a lie...
404
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,101
...I told him.
405
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,228
You told him?
406
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,522
Pyle, now I got to go back in there,
407
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,817
and I got to beg him to give me that boot
back and to keep his mouth shut,
408
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,194
or I'll never be able to show my face
at the NCO Club again!
409
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,446
All right, Pyle.
410
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,073
I'm gonna get that boot back,
411
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,368
and this time,
I ain't gonna put your foot in it,
412
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,495
I'm gonna stuff all of you in it!
413
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:14,708
Charlie?
414
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,377
[Hacker] Yeah, Vince?
415
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,837
Look, Charlie,
416
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,548
we've known each other
for a long time, right?
417
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,300
I mean, I know we've had our differences,
418
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,011
but something like this boot thing, well,
419
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:30,099
it's like Pyle said.
I was the victim of circumstances.
420
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,725
It could've happened to anybody.
421
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,352
Look, Charlie,
if you give me the boot back
422
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,563
and promise not to say anything,
I'll give you anything.
423
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,356
- Anything?
- You name it, Charlie.
424
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,526
Okay. Neither one of us says
anything about this business,
425
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,902
and you got a deal.
426
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,071
Oh, thanks, Charlie.
427
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,197
Thank you.
428
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,407
What do you want?
429
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,285
Help me get it off.
430
00:22:56,792 --> 00:23:00,170
I had him.
I had him right where I wanted him,
431
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,548
and I let him off the hook.
Why didn't you stop me?
432
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,342
We didn't know, Sarge.
Who figured he'd be dumb enough to...
433
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,136
- Watch it!
- Sorry, Sarge.
434
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,346
Don't you think we better check
on Sergeant Hacker?
435
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,432
- He's been in there near half an hour.
- Hmm?
436
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,017
Yeah, I guess you're right.
437
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,311
[Anderson] All right.
438
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:16,937
Hold it right there, you men.
439
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:20,774
Oh, Lieutenant Anderson!
[chuckles] Good evening, sir!
440
00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,193
Oh, it's you, Sergeant Carter.
441
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,863
What are you and your men
doing here at this time of night?
442
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,240
Uh, well, sir, we, uh, uh...
443
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,743
[Hacker] How much longer, Vince?
I'm freezing to death!
444
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,747
Oh, oh.
445
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,582
- Sergeant Hacker?
- Yes, sir.
446
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:40,085
[chuckles nervously] It seems
I got my foot caught in this boot, sir.
447
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,421
- I was just trying to get it off.
- Thank you, Sergeant.
448
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,464
For what, sir?
449
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:46,091
Well, at our staff meeting this afternoon,
450
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,802
we couldn't decide whether your platoon
or Sergeant Carter's
451
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,512
was going to get this award tomorrow.
452
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,390
I think you've just broken the tie.
453
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,059
Good night, gentlemen.
454
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,938
Uh, by the way, what makes you men think
455
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,523
sitting in a freezer
is going to help him get that boot off?
456
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,108
Oh, it'll work just fine, sir.
457
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,277
Same way we got it off Sergeant Carter
just a while ago.
458
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,697
[Anderson] The way you got it off
Sergeant Carter?
459
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,493
Tell me about it, Pyle.
460
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,453
I think we may be all tied up again.
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