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Okay, who'd like
to start us off
with show-and-tell?
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Stewie?
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Yes, today I brought in
my mother's driver's license.
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Now, if you look closely,
she's clearly drunk.
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You could put a breathalyzer
up to that photo
and she'd get a DUI.
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Ha-ha, Stewie's naked!
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What?
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Oh, my God!
Don't look! Don't look!
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Cell phones down!
Cell phones down!
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- Ah! What the deuce?
- Stewie!
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Run from the monster.
You might have to drive.
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Thank you all so much
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for coming this evening
to my very fancy dinner party.
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Oh, my God!
I'm at Glenn Close's house!
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You look
very handsome tonight,
Stewie.
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Well, thank you.
And you're the prettiest
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of all the women I know
whose name is Glenn.
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Everyone, please
finish your salads,
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because our main course
tonight is
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boiled rabbit.
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I don't...
I don't get that.
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It seems weird
that I'd have a joke
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in my own dream
that I don't get.
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Oh, thank you so... Ah!
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Quick, you're almost on!
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What? I'm on?
But I don't know
any of my lines!
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♪ It seems today
that all you see
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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♪ On which we used to rely?
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy
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♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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♪ All the things that make us
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♪ Pumpkin pie ♪
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What the hell?
Put him on the bench.
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Wait, please, no!
I just wasn't ready!
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Don't worry.
We'll put you in soon.
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Is funny because
you won't be back!
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♪ He's a family guy ♪
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Ah!
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Wait, how did Joe get
halfway up those stairs?
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Lois, get in here!
It's dark
and I'm frightened!
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I think they've got
this thing backwards.
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Hey, wake up.
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I had a bad dream,
so now your night
has to be terrible.
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Peter, Stewie's upset.
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Scooch over so he
can sleep with us.
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Come on. Are you serious?
Last time,
he kicked me all night.
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And I got a big day tomorrow.
I got two shows.
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All right, folks,
big treat for you today.
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He's a little shy.
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Put your hands
together for Sham-Peter!
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I'm not shy. I'm angry.
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I'm in constant pain.
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This act has been condemned
by over 30 nations.
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I'm gonna kill you all.
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Crap. I can't sleeplike this. And nowmy mind is racing.
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Like, how does that candlein Beauty and the Beast
sing so good?
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I mean, the teapot I get,'cause she's a girl.But the candle, I don't...
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Oh, he's French.
That's why.
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Couch it is, I guess.
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Oh, my God.
The couch is gone.
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Where the hell is...
Oh, that's right.
Couchella is this weekend.
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Hey, man, where you been?
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I just had sex with
a girl on her period!
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Dude, that's not a brag!
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So, how fat are you?
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Two-forty, nice.
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Oh, Peter!
What are you
doing down here?
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Oh, hey, Brian.
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Stewie kind of
took over our bed,
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so I'm looking for
a place to sleep.
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Well, why don't you
go up to the attic?
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I think there's
even a futon up there.
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Ah. That's a great idea.
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Geez, I'm glad you came along.
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I'm gonna sleep better
than a cartoon sheriff.
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I was in jail,
'cause I killed
a bunch of old ladies.
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And now that I'm out,
I'm gonna do it again.
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Wow, Stewie, you look exhausted.
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Yeah, 'cause I was up
super-late last night
beefing your mom.
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My mom's dead.
Yeah, 'cause
I beefed her to death.
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Whoa! What's
your problem?
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Why are you being such a jerk?
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I'm sorry, Brian.
I had the absolute
worst night.
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I had a weird dream.
A frightening dream.
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Yeah, Stewie,
that's called
a nightmare.
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Sounds like you
must've had your first one.
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That's what a nightmare is?
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I thought
"nightmare"
meant, like,
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being invited to
an apartment party.
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Get a house if you
want to have a party.
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I'm not going to
a party in an apartment.
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Relax, it's no big deal.
People have nightmares
all the time.
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Oh, no, Brian.
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I am not living through
that horror again.
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In fact, I've decided
that from this day forward,
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I shall never allow myself
to fall asleep again.
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Come on, that's ridiculous.
How do you think
you're gonna do that?
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I don't know.
Maybe I'll get a job
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working the night shift
at a supermarket.
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Hey, where's
the vegetable aisle?
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Yeah, right, it's 2:00 a.m.
You're not here
for vegetables.
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Well, I got
the 12 cucumbers.
What's wrong?
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Just this guy at the...
Oh. Never mind.
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Peter, we have a hamper.
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Stop throwing
your dirty clothes
in the toilet.
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Peter?
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Peter, where are you?
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What's all this?
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Oh, hey, Lois.
Welcome to
the Pete Pad,
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where the dancing's hot,
the drinks are hot.
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Everything's just freaking hot.
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What have you done to the attic?
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Well, when I slept up
here the other night,
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I realized what
a great space it is.
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So I dragged up some
stuff and turned it
into a sweet hangout.
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Even made it extra
awesome by stealing
a real street sign.
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I don't understand.
What are you gonna
do up here?
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Eh, mostly just burn
the roof of my mouth
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on unevenly heated
microwave burritos.
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Now I'm busy,
so close the floor
and get out of here.
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All right, all right,
come on, Stewie.
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You've got to stay awake.
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I know what'll help.
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I'll watch that preview channel
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that always has
inconsistent volumes.
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They're mother and daughter
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but also best friends.Catch Gilmore Girls
on Channel 367.
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You can name your
own price for hotel rooms!
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Help! Please!
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Argh. Damn it!
Why can't I move?
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Ah!
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Stewie, you okay?
What happened?
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I was just sitting
here on the couch,
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and I had another nightmare
about that horrible monster.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm gonna help you
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get these nightmares
under control.
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Really?
Oh, thank you, Brian.
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And maybe I can help you control
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your strange obsession
with eating pencil erasers.
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It's not an obsession.
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Oh, yeah. So rubbery.
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Mmm. It's like
a little steak. Mmm.
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Brian, you really should...
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The world is small
and safe when I do this!
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Okay, Stewie,
I read the review of
a dream book on Amazon,
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so I think I can help you.
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Literally every other tab
is open to Lusty Matures.
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Yeah, that's what it takes now.
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Anyway, it says here
that most nightmares
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are born of subconscious fears.
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So, maybe if we make
a list of the things
you're most afraid of,
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we can face and conquer
these fears together,
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and then your
nightmares will end.
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Oh. That's actually
a good idea.
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Like the US Army Reserves.
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We're completely surrounded.
We need reinforcements.
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You know who could
really bail us out?
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Somebody who works
five days a week
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at Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
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These new digs of yours
are pretty great, Peter.
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Hey, I brought
construction paper
and markers
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in case you guys
want to draw breasts.
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Cool. But before that,
who's up for
another insulation fight?
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I'm in!
Heck yeah!
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Got you!
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Missed me!
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What are you doing up here?
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I need you
to take the trash out.
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You know what?
I'm gonna use this
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"Peter Doesn't Have
to Take Out the Trash"
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coupon that I got
for my anniversary.
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You gave that to yourself.
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I don't know,
it says "official."
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Ugh, forget it,
I'll do it myself.
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This whole
attic business
is ridiculous.
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Hey, guys, check it out.
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I'm a lady.
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Joe...
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You hit a home run
with that,
I wanna try it.
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All right, Stewie,
time to tackle your fears.
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Now, it sounds like
you're scared of monsters.
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So to help you get over it,
here's Frankenstein.
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I'm Frankenstein.
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I'm actually really nice.
There's no need
to be scared of me.
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Seriously?
This is obviously
Chris in a costume.
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Huh. Well, that
can't be possible.
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Because here comes
Chris walking in
the door right now.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Here comes
Chris Griffin,
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a-root-aly-toot-toot.
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Yeah, okay, whatever, Meg.
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"Meg"? You must be
talking about me,
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a-root-aly-toot-toot.
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Do they all say
"a-root-aly-toot-toot"?
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A lot of them, yeah.
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Brian, I'm ready to
face my next fear!
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Okay, I'll be right up.
Just give me a minute.
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Stewie! What the hell
did you do?
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I opened my closet and there was
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an evil clown in there,
so I killed him.
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Oh, my God!
He wasn't evil.
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He was just a guy
I hired from
the party store
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to help you get over
your fear of clowns.
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We gotta get rid of his body.
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Wait. Why?
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Well, somebody
might come around
looking for him.
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Yeah? Who?
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The hot chick
who dates
the birthday clown?
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His parents who are
so proud of their son,
the birthday clown?
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.
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- Hello?
- Hi, this is Supercuts.
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I think you left
your Game Boy here.
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How did you get this number?
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You live inthe apartmentright above us.
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Oh, then I guess just
give it to my roommate.
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Which one?
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Oh, God.
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Chris, I'm putting together
a load of laundry.
You got anything?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Damn it, Peter.
222
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,858
Are you guys
playing lawn darts
in the attic again?
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00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:06,914
No.
224
00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,951
Yay! Lawn darts!
Peter wins lawn darts.
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She's dumb.
She got no idea.
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Ugh.
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All right, Peter, that's enough.
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It is time to get out of...
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What the hell?
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Oh, yeah, we put Joe
in Stewie's old Jolly Jumper.
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You told me this was
a paratrooper's harness.
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Shut up, baby man.
That's it.
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This is our home,
not some frat house
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for you and your friends.
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Now, I want you
out of this attic now.
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No way, we ain't leaving.
We're having too
much fun up here.
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Quagmire just showed us
his Eric McCormack impression.
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There could be no such thing.
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Well, that's what I said,
but then he did it,
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and I was like,
"All right,
okay, yeah, kind of."
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Fine. You like
the damn attic so much?
Then enjoy the attic!
242
00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:53,428
Did... Did she just
lock us in here?
243
00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:54,762
It looks like it.
244
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,332
Guys, spin me back.
I didn't see what happened.
245
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,404
So, how'd it go last night?
246
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,750
Did we cure your nightmares?
247
00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:06,886
No, not at all.
They were worse
than ever.
248
00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,610
Which is why I built this.
249
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:18,469
What the hell is that?
250
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,605
It's a Digital Dream Interface.
251
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,618
You see, once connected
to this device,
252
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:25,042
you will be able to
enter my sleeping mind,
253
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,523
where you will end
these horrible dreams
once and for all.
254
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,979
I'm gonna do what?
255
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,561
What does he want?
What is he saying?
256
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,797
I think he's saying
"a-root-aly-toot-toot."
257
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,741
We just can't understand
him because of
the way he talks.
258
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,424
No, no, I think he
just needs a ride home.
259
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,276
Stewie, you can't be serious.
260
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,699
Oh, I'm very serious.
261
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,113
You and I will
place these cranial
262
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,981
impulse receptor
caps on our heads,
263
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,616
I shall begin my slumber, and...
264
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,951
And then this thing
will actually allow me
to enter your dream?
265
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,275
That's right, Brian.
266
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,122
I want you to
come inside me
while I'm asleep.
267
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,745
Don't...
Don't say it like that.
268
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:03,559
And once you're in
my dream, your job is to
stop these nightmares
269
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,528
by finding that monster
and killing him.
270
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,396
This isn't a job
for the meek, Brian.
271
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,499
When you get in there,
you've got to be hard.
272
00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:10,833
Okay, but that felt intentional.
273
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,017
All right, let's get to it.
274
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,503
This is your receptor cap.
275
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,439
Over here is your REM monitor.
276
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,528
What's this thing do?
277
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,176
Oh, that's just
a little bike
bell for fun.
278
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,443
I found it at
the crosswalk where
279
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,812
those kids got
creamed the other day.
280
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,251
Anyway, let's get started.
281
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,600
Hello? Stewie?
282
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,845
Ah, you must be Brian.
283
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,847
I'm Glenn.
Yes, I know.
284
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,849
You were very mean
in 101 Dalmatians.
285
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,117
Thank you.
286
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,397
Would you like to
do the Bristol Stomp?
287
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,588
♪ The kids in Bristol
are sharp as a pistol
288
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,991
♪ When they do
the Bristol Stomp ♪
289
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,325
How does he even know this?
290
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,594
He heard it once in the car.
291
00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,016
Jeez, Lois is really serious.
292
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:30,829
I can't believe she
left us up here all night.
293
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,531
Damn it, we got to do something.
294
00:14:32,555 --> 00:14:35,033
Maybe if we just
scream for help
someone will hear us.
295
00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:37,024
Help! Help!
296
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,404
- Help!
- In case of a bear attack,
297
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:44,832
you should,A, lie down, B, run downhill,or, C, stand your ground?
298
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,838
And just because
of the roles I play,
299
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,247
people always assume
I'm very serious
in real life.
300
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,127
Yeah, I could see that.
But I'm not.
301
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,417
I'm very capable
of being silly, too.
302
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,586
See, watch, I'll show you.
303
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,821
Fart.
304
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,090
I...
305
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,637
Did you just say "fart"?
306
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,495
Yes, that's me
being rather silly.
307
00:15:14,564 --> 00:15:16,975
Well, hello, Brian.
I say, what
brings you here?
308
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,667
Stewie, hey!
I'm here to find
and kill the monster
309
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:21,247
that's been causing
all your nightmares.
310
00:15:21,271 --> 00:15:22,881
That sounds wonderful!
Let's do it!
311
00:15:22,905 --> 00:15:26,340
But real quick,
I'm just gonna turn
into Elmo for a second.
312
00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:30,511
Hi, Brian!
Elmo speak bad English
on educational show!
313
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,908
Okay, I'm back.
Let's go.
314
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,215
This way to the subconscious.
315
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,973
This seems
rather pleasant.
Yeah.
316
00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:50,364
Hey, you know,
that Glenn Close salad
actually wasn't bad.
317
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,793
Yeah, a lot of my dreams
have pretty good salad.
318
00:15:55,238 --> 00:15:57,138
Oh, no!
What? Where are we?
319
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,823
We're at the doctor!
320
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,858
Time for a baby shot
in your fanny!
321
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,885
Ah!
322
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:16,290
Ah!
323
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:27,535
Come give Grandpa
a sloppy,
old-man, coffee kiss!
324
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,656
Would you like some candy?
325
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,527
Help me find my lost puppy?
326
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,828
I like your mouth and butt.
327
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,415
What the hell was that?
328
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,896
Lois has painted
a very dark
picture of abduction.
329
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,700
Adult stuff,
adult stuff,
adult stuff.
330
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,858
The world is scary,
adult stuff, adult stuff.
331
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,795
Scary people
yelling in another part
of the world, adult stuff.
332
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,416
I wish Mom
wouldn't watch the news
in front of me!
333
00:17:15,484 --> 00:17:17,429
Coming up, a map
with a hurricane on it.
334
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,438
And you don't
know your states yet!
335
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,058
Ah! That one trip to
the petting zoo
336
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,149
really messed me up!
I saw too much!
337
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:35,670
Ah!
338
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:49,850
Stewie, look!
339
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,855
It's the monster!
Quick, Brian! Kill it!
340
00:17:54,923 --> 00:17:56,390
Oh, there you guys are.
341
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,825
I would've been here sooner,
but one of my legs is a snake
342
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,494
that's very hungry for mice.
343
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,474
Nice shot.
344
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,887
Get it? "Shot"?
All right, bye!
345
00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,233
You did it, Brian!
You killed the monster!
346
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,223
What the hell?
It's me!
347
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,036
Oh, my God, you're right!
348
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,995
But I don't understand.
Why am I the source
of your fears?
349
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,692
Huh. I'm not sure.
350
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:56,350
Maybe this means that deep down,
351
00:18:56,419 --> 00:19:00,153
the thing I'm most
afraid of is
disappointing you.
352
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,956
Me? Why do you care
so much about what I think?
353
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:04,225
Well, think about it.
354
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,970
You've been more of
a father figure to me
355
00:19:05,994 --> 00:19:08,274
than the fat man
ever has been
or ever will be.
356
00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:10,809
Look, I know
I'm always
busting your balls,
357
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,744
but it's just because
you're the only person
in this house
358
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,808
whose judgment
actually matters to me.
359
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,069
Wow.
360
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,638
Thanks, Stewie.
361
00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:20,374
But listen,
you never have to worry
about letting me down.
362
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:24,061
I'll always be proud of you.
In fact, I already am.
363
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,180
You are?
'Course I am.
364
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,726
I mean, you're only a baby,
365
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,230
and, yet,
you're one of the most
amazing people I know.
366
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:32,019
Thank you, Brian.
367
00:19:34,357 --> 00:19:36,857
Well, Stewie,
seems like my work here
is done.
368
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,326
What's the best way out of here?
369
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,340
Yeah, no, that one
stays locked until
the overnight to Vegas
370
00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:43,684
with my college
a cappella group.
371
00:19:48,704 --> 00:19:51,055
Peter, I'm going crazy up here.
372
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,358
We all are.
You got to talk to Lois.
373
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,760
Damn it, you're right.
374
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,812
Lois, let us out of here!
375
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,047
No way!
You like it so much?
376
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,877
Then you can rot up there
with your buddies!
377
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,835
Lois, so help me God,
if you don't let us
out right this second,
378
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,770
I'm gonna take a dump
on your wedding dress!
379
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,438
You wouldn't dare!
380
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,040
Don't test me.
I'll do it!
381
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,343
We'll all do it!
Quagmire,
pull down your pants!
382
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:13,688
What?
I'm not doing that!
383
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,523
You leave my dress alone, Peter!
384
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,249
If it'll get us
out of here,
I'll make a doody on it.
385
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,683
What, are you nuts?
386
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,096
I've been
crowning for six hours!
387
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,753
Cleveland's pants are off, Lois!
388
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,355
Here come mine!
This is happening!
389
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,268
Lois,
they're not bluffing!
Open the door!
390
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,858
I miss Bonnie!
391
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,471
Damn it,
Peter, you hold that in!
392
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,429
I know you can!
You did it on
the ferry to Block Island!
393
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,009
Oh, my God, I'm gonna puke!
394
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,178
That's good!
Puke on the dress!
Puke on the dress!
395
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,402
Ugh. Damn it!
396
00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:42,875
Not all snake bites are lethal.
397
00:20:45,728 --> 00:20:47,161
There! You happy?
398
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,730
You were too late.
We pooed on the gown.
399
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:51,766
Ripped a big hole
in your ceiling, too.
400
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,267
I barfed on Peter's ass.
401
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,771
I don't know if it
got on the dress or not,
Lois, but I am so sorry.
402
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,651
Yeah, this was all
a huge disaster.
403
00:21:00,143 --> 00:21:03,243
Let's just agree
that we both
went a bit too far, hmm?
404
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,479
I, uh...
405
00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:07,848
I might need two weeks off
from this friendship.
406
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,739
Stewie, you awake?
Did you have any nightmares?
407
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:21,940
I don't think so.
408
00:21:21,964 --> 00:21:23,675
Did you get rid of the monster?
409
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,399
Sure did. Turned out
that monster
410
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,067
was nothing more
than a manifestation
411
00:21:27,136 --> 00:21:29,536
of your subconscious desire
not to disappoint me.
412
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,622
Apparently, I'm like
a father figure to you.
413
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,024
Okay.
414
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,203
Wow. Somebody's
got a big head.
415
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,227
Stewie, I want you to know
416
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,929
I'm very proud of you.
417
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,644
All right, that's awkward.
How am I supposed
to respond to that?
418
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,267
You are a good person.
419
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:44,479
Stop complimenting me.
420
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,237
"I sure hope the dog
approves of who I am."
421
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,026
I'm out of here, weirdo.
422
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,197
There's a wedding dress
out here covered in shit.
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