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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,178 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,888 [fanfare] 3 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:38,098 [the narrator] These gates look into East Berlin. 4 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:41,275 Beyond the gates is a very ugly wall. 5 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:44,974 Beyond the wall, there area lot of people who like to run. 6 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,150 Some run to keep from getting shot, 7 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,587 others just like to run. 8 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:52,112 Of these, the best is Paula Schultz. 9 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:56,116 [gunshot] 10 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,118 [upbeat music] 11 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,514 [cheering] 12 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:07,910 [applause] 13 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,664 [applause] 14 00:02:33,892 --> 00:02:36,156 [applause] 15 00:02:39,594 --> 00:02:41,335 [cheering] 16 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,090 [cheering] 17 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,928 -And therefore, comrade Schultz, 18 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:13,062 it honors me to bestow this final honor upon you, 19 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,106 for being chosen 20 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:16,587 East Germany's athlete of the year. 21 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,415 [applause] 22 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,201 Your government is confident 23 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,550 that you will bring to your state 24 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:26,336 further, greater glory in the next Olympic games. 25 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,686 -Thank you, thank you all very much. 26 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,514 I'm greatly honored, not only for myself, 27 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,124 but also for all the other members 28 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,604 of our athletic theme. 29 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:37,086 -Ah, spoken like the brave little patriot that you are. 30 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:39,044 -And also for all the women 31 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,090 of the Deutche Demokratische Republik. 32 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,570 I will doeverything in my power 33 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:44,702 to fight for furthertrue freedom 34 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,269 for our female citizens. 35 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,315 [tapping] 36 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,230 -Schultz! 37 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,101 You're not supposed to talk. 38 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,972 -But comrade Klaus, I just wanted 39 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:56,061 all the women to know... -Ja, ja, ja, ja. 40 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:57,889 Thank you, Paula Schultz. 41 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,588 Athlete of the year. 42 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,503 [applause] 43 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,597 [Paula] Comrade Klaus! 44 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,602 [the narrator] Over here in West Berlin is also a group that runs. 45 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:16,168 They will run anything 46 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,127 from a needle to a pink elephant, 47 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,303 as long as it runs up a profit. 48 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,436 And outruns a bullet. 49 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:23,828 The smoothest of these runners 50 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,090 is Bill Mason. 51 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:27,267 -No tricks, Billy boy! 52 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,138 -Oh come on, Lars,sweetheart, would I lie to you? 53 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,400 Would I double-crossyou guys, 54 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,749 after all the business we've done together? 55 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,098 -Uh-huh. 56 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,579 -When we deliversuch expensive items, 57 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,102 we like to get paid. 58 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,844 -I'll have your 75 000 after I pick it up 59 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:42,107 from Schlasser, in less than an hour! 60 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:43,935 -You're giving me the truth,Billy boy? 61 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,415 There is no chanceof a slip-up 62 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,765 with your East German contact,eh? 63 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,638 -Believe me boys,Schlasser's in the bag. 64 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:57,775 [the narrator] To get into East Berlin, 65 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,822 it's not always necessary to go over the wall, 66 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,215 through it, or under it. 67 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:06,871 You just might have something the fellow wants. 68 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:08,960 And if he wants it bad enough, 69 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,528 you get what you want. 70 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,707 [whistle] 71 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,406 [women] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, eins, zwei, drei, vier. 72 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,627 -What's this all about? 73 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:25,455 -Training for Olympics. 74 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,023 All day, all night, train, train. 75 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,199 Good, good! 76 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,158 -That blonde wouldstop traffic anywhere. 77 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:35,813 -That's Paula Schultz! 78 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,772 She's champion! 79 00:05:40,731 --> 00:05:42,254 -She's sure built like one. 80 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,082 [whistle] 81 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,262 [dramatic music] 82 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:59,228 -I keep the door open and the motor running. 83 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,852 -Where can I findHerr Schlasser? 84 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,288 -Who are you? 85 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,598 William Mason. 86 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,208 Newspaper man. 87 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,601 -Newspaper man. 88 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,211 Now, can I see Schlasser? 89 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:28,083 [gunshots] 90 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,912 -You're too late. 91 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,957 -Well, I gotta see him. 92 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,399 -All right, there goes Schlasser. 93 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,621 That's Schlasserin the bag. 94 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,886 -That's Schlasser? 95 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,453 In the bag? 96 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,978 -Should be a good lessonto all black marketeers. 97 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:55,937 -Oh yeah, yeah. 98 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,329 Beautiful lesson. 99 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,940 Oh, well. 100 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,245 -You can tell your people 101 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:03,945 when we find Herr Schlasser's western contact, 102 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:06,469 he gets the equal treatment. 103 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,557 -Well that's fair. 104 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,254 That's very fair. 105 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:11,343 Auf wiedersehen. 106 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,349 West Berlin. 107 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,134 -That was Schnell!-Yeah, yeah, go, go. 108 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:28,056 [a woman] One, two. 109 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,841 One, two. 110 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,800 -Here, keep the change. 111 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,023 Oh, excuse me. 112 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,155 Excuse me. 113 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:41,983 Excuse me. 114 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,073 -I'm sorry. 115 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:46,944 I'm sorry. 116 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,293 -Hey, the champion? 117 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:48,816 -Yes. 118 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:49,469 -Hi. 119 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,774 -Hi. 120 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,080 How are you? 121 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:53,211 -Fine, fine.-Are you goingto join the team? 122 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:54,691 -I don't think I'd pass the physical, 123 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,171 but thanks for inviting me. 124 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,216 I'm willing to try! 125 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,174 -Okay! 126 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:00,567 [whistle] 127 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,656 -Eins, zwei, drei, vier, eins, zwei, drei, vier. 128 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,399 [chatter] 129 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,886 -Everyone in the showers, achtung! 130 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,368 -Comrade Schultz? 131 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,502 [protests] 132 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,246 -Was ist? 133 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,900 -I must see comrade Schultz! 134 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,206 -You should have knocked! 135 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,816 Schultz! 136 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,209 -Ja? 137 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,218 -Comrade Schultz? 138 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:44,654 -Comrade Riechtmann. 139 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:45,829 -You are to appear 140 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,049 at the ministry of Propaganda at four. 141 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,224 Sharp! 142 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:52,053 -Now what did I do wrong? 143 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,185 -I am pleased to inform you 144 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,013 of the new honor that has been bestowed upon you 145 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,711 by minister Klaus himself. 146 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:01,932 He personally selected you to represent the perfect image 147 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,848 of progressive East German womanhood! 148 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:07,111 [cheering] 149 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:13,248 -Wouldn't it be likebeing elected Miss Germany? 150 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,858 -Yes. 151 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,599 Quiet, now. 152 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,688 And you will report to frau Klabfus, 153 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,385 of the photographic division. 154 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,257 Your pictures will appear on posters 155 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:25,434 through the entire Deutsche Demokratische Republik. 156 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,044 And we hope, on the front pages 157 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,960 of newspapers throughout the world! 158 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,658 -The world? 159 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,137 -The world! 160 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,749 This afternoon, at four? 161 00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:39,491 Naturally, you will look your very best. 162 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:42,625 -Oh, you can be quite sureof that, comrade Riechtmann. 163 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,235 And thank you very much! 164 00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,628 -As for you... 165 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,325 No more pillow tossing! 166 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,023 -No, sir, no! 167 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,286 [cheering] 168 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:56,247 -Just imagine, you, on the front page of newspapers 169 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,075 all over the world! 170 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,207 -I'm imagining! 171 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,601 I'm imagining! 172 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,995 And what do I wear? 173 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,911 -Oh, Paula, you surewon't look too good 174 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,913 in those old potato sacksthey give us. 175 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,349 -No. 176 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,223 -Oh, Paula, if you onlyhad something like this to wear. 177 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,487 [all gasping] 178 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,578 -Well, I think the time has come. 179 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,072 [all gasping] 180 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,465 -You have been to the black market! 181 00:10:40,509 --> 00:10:42,032 [a woman] You wouldn't dare wear that. 182 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,294 -Oh yes I would. 183 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:44,644 Time somebody did! 184 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,689 [chatter] 185 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,564 [instrumental music] 186 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,185 Hello. 187 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,535 Comrade Klabfus was expecting me. 188 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,147 This way? 189 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,583 Thank you. 190 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,673 [Klabfus] The main thing is that comrade Schultz 191 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,196 should look like this. 192 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,981 So we put her on the tractor, here. 193 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,156 -Ja. 194 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,462 [knocking] 195 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,422 -Good afternoon, director Klabfus. 196 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,163 Comrade Mittelhaufer. 197 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,730 -Ja. 198 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,689 -Well? 199 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,516 What do you think? 200 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,083 [Klabfus] What we think? 201 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,390 -They ordered me to look my best. 202 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:38,436 Much better than that, don't you think? 203 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,917 And so much more freedom! 204 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,919 -I cannot believe my eyes. 205 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,834 -Well neither couldall the other girls on my team. 206 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,270 And now they allwant one too! 207 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,098 -They do? 208 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,839 Out of that filthy costume! 209 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,060 And into these overalls, and quick! 210 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,062 -Oh! 211 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,456 Now you go and tell your minister Klaus 212 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,242 to go an pick another symbol, Schnell! 213 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,984 Director flabface! 214 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,032 -I'll show you! 215 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,860 You, you! 216 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,079 -I wouldn't do that, director! 217 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,733 -You get over to that tractor. 218 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,082 That is an order! 219 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,039 -Yes? 220 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,084 -Yes!-Yes? 221 00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:19,216 Now run away, director! 222 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,088 Come on, director, run! 223 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:22,872 -Oh, Mittelhaufer! 224 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,613 Mittelhaufer, help me! 225 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,223 Help! 226 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,485 -Come on, director, Schnell, Schnell, Schnell! 227 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:28,878 [tractor horn honking] 228 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:30,750 Run, director! 229 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,274 Come on, director, I'll catch you! 230 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,755 [groaning] 231 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,064 -Well. 232 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,631 Is this the proper wayfor an assistant minister 233 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,372 to report for work? 234 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,243 -Comrade minister. 235 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:50,117 I order that you put Schultzunder immediate arrest. 236 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:54,077 -Comrade Schultz,I am astounded! 237 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,123 -And so am I! 238 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,083 Did you see what she wantsthe symbol 239 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,606 of East German womanhood to wear? 240 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,738 This! 241 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,436 -And you see what she wants to wear? 242 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,525 Another inch and nothing! 243 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,267 -Another inchand everything! 244 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,139 -Oh, she wants to paint her face and her lips 245 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,968 like a capitalistic tart! 246 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,102 -Comrade Schultz, East Germany's ideal woman 247 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,103 is a worker! 248 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,539 No frills, no... 249 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,107 -But this is not an ideal woman. 250 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:26,109 This is an ideal cow! 251 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,458 Why, I used to dress better 252 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,112 when I was still in the farm feeding the pigs! 253 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:32,376 -You hate tractors so much? 254 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,117 I'll send youwhere we make them! 255 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,380 -Now, this is a very serious situation. 256 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,122 I shall handle this crisis personally. 257 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,732 Everybody, Raus, Raus, Raus! 258 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,909 Raus,let's go! 259 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,087 [door closing] 260 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,698 Mittelhaufer! 261 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,568 -Hello. 262 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:53,006 - Raus! 263 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,143 -Paula Schultz, have youlost your senses? 264 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,015 -Oh, shoot me and get it over with. 265 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:05,148 -Now Paula, sometimes...-Minister Klaus, you can say anything you want, 266 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,585 and nothing will change my mind. 267 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,807 -Even if I tell youthat I agree with you? 268 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,244 -You...-Shh! 269 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,206 [instrumental music] 270 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,213 Aha! 271 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,265 -What are you doing? 272 00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:37,311 -Listening devices! 273 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,227 Paula, I agree with you. 274 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,012 But first, I've got to think of something fast 275 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,059 to counteract your transfer to the tractor factory. 276 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,845 -I'm sure you'll thinkof something that will save me. 277 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,935 We have so muchin common, you know. 278 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,807 -Oh, yes, we do! 279 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:59,811 We both have the same bold, wild, imaginative hearts! 280 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:03,990 The same lovely, extravagant, wicked dreams! 281 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,775 We're not like those peasants we're surrounded by. 282 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,646 [knocking] 283 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,915 -Schultz, document of deportation 284 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,440 to hard labor in the tractor factory. 285 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,964 All it needs is your signature. 286 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,055 -You are forgetting one thing, aren't you, 287 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,970 assistant minister Klabfus? 288 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,103 I give the orders around here. 289 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,104 And I put Schultz into a position 290 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,019 where she can do the most good. 291 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,370 Come, comrade. 292 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,070 [instrumental music] 293 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637 -Oh! 294 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,136 -Over here, comrade. 295 00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:09,359 -Oh! 296 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,927 This is beautiful! 297 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,931 Oh, look! 298 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,677 [bells chiming] 299 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,815 Oh, I feel like I'm dreaming. 300 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,208 Somebody ought to pinch me. 301 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:35,037 -It could happen, it could happen! 302 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:38,998 I trust you will find your new post satisfactory. 303 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,129 -Oh, yes! 304 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,001 And thank you so much! 305 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,654 And thank you again! 306 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,134 -Raus, Raus, Raus! 307 00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,266 -Ja! 308 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,224 -Auf wiedersehen. -Auf wiedersehen. 309 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,399 Thank you! 310 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,141 Oh! 311 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,100 [giggling] 312 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,618 Comrade minister. 313 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:38,796 -Just call me your dream prince reporting for duty. 314 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,189 -How did you get in here? 315 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,235 -Oh, I've arranged for us to have a joining suite. 316 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:46,108 After all, we'll be working very closely together. 317 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,109 -We will? 318 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,372 -Didn't you petition... 319 00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:52,158 for improved living conditions? 320 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,377 -Oh, well, you know,yes, but... 321 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,639 All this splendorand luxury 322 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,902 for a littlepersonal aide, I mean... 323 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,904 -Oh, my beautiful Schultz. 324 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,082 This will be our perfect paradise. 325 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,134 When I see you in these 326 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,093 it will be my dream come true. 327 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,357 Quickly, I can't wait! 328 00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,446 -Comrade Klaus!-Oh, please! 329 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:22,623 -Comrade Klaus, please,what's gotten into you? 330 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,233 Comrade Klaus,you wouldn't want me 331 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,975 to wear those in the middleof the day! 332 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,020 -Ah, that's an order, Schultz! 333 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:32,154 Over beautifully delicious champagne. 334 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,113 Here, let me help you, here. 335 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:36,767 -No, comrade Klaus... 336 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,640 I mean, dream prince. 337 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,817 I'd rather it bea complete surprise. 338 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,777 -Yes, so would I, yes. 339 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,170 -Now go. 340 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,129 [kissing noises] 341 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,087 [kissing noises] 342 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151 -I hear a pipper! 343 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,674 Music to my ears. 344 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,155 Was that your little skirt, my princess? 345 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,679 [Paula] Yes, that was my little skirt. 346 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,594 -That was her little skirt. 347 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,299 -What's coming off now? 348 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,040 Your little blouse? 349 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,694 -No, no, no! 350 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,570 I want to save the best for last! 351 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,876 -The best for the last! 352 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,979 The best for the last, the best for the last! 353 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,768 -Klaus, dear, I'm ready, dear! 354 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,902 -Wait! 355 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,688 I must prepare myself. 356 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,690 Or I'll be blinded by the first sight 357 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,605 of your total beauty. 358 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,477 [instrumental music] 359 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,579 Oh, love of my life, I... 360 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,112 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 361 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,114 Your shyness is most appealing. 362 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,637 -Now, Klaus, you wouldn't wantto wear yourself out... 363 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,944 -Shy girls love to be chased 364 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,206 before they're caught! 365 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,426 -Klaus! 366 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,166 Get off me! 367 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,430 Let me go! 368 00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,999 Now don't you dare try getting physical with me! 369 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,436 I don't like it! 370 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,397 -I'm afraid, my reckless little virgin, 371 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,399 you'll learn to love me. 372 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,140 Or... 373 00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:14,142 tractors. 374 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,149 -I'm sorry, Klaus. 375 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:25,327 Forgive me, please, I shouldn't have done that. 376 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,242 I'm so sorry. 377 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,288 -What are you doing? 378 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,289 Riechtmann! 379 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,029 Riechtmann! 380 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,293 Riechtmann! 381 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,382 Get me out of this! 382 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,123 Get me out of this! 383 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,777 -Now you make one more step 384 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:43,171 and you're going to regret itfor the rest of your life! 385 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,347 [grunting] 386 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,830 -Will you get off me? 387 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,222 You dummkopf! 388 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,312 Now where is... 389 00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,666 Heinz, stop that woman! 390 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,017 Hurry up! 391 00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,108 [grunting] 392 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,793 Go cut her off the other side! 393 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:48,410 -Oh, no. 394 00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,631 [dramatic music] 395 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,234 -Halt! 396 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,280 [gunshots] 397 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,196 -Here is quiet place, Gretchen. 398 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,155 Nobody comes here. 399 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:22,765 -Are you sure? 400 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,463 -Yeah, yeah, I'm sure! 401 00:24:26,203 --> 00:24:27,596 Stop, stop, please! 402 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,425 Stop, stop, please stop! 403 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:33,036 [protests] 404 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:36,997 [whistle] 405 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,045 [car horn honking] 406 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,180 [whistle] 407 00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,049 -That's a hell of an entrance. 408 00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:31,268 Where did you drop from? 409 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,357 -Which way can Iget out, please, 410 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:34,358 this way or this way? 411 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,838 -The stage area is quicker. 412 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:38,058 -Okay. -But relax, honey,relax, you are safe here. 413 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,235 No questions asked. 414 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,237 Do you want to hide? 415 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,239 Or do you want a job? 416 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,417 -Doing what? 417 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,637 -Nothing. 418 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,553 We dress you up pretty, put you on that little seat, 419 00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:56,685 swing you out over the audience. 420 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:59,253 You smile and throw souvenirs. 421 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:03,170 200 marks plus protection... 422 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:08,088 against the wall, ja? 423 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:10,394 -Ja. 424 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,135 -Ja, Ja, Ja. 425 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:16,487 -Excuse me sir, but what happened to the last girl? 426 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,228 -She was a threat to the audience. 427 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:19,795 She kept getting seasick! 428 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,406 -All over the audience? 429 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,582 -Ja, Ja! 430 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,627 [laughing] 431 00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:28,021 [tapping] 432 00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,726 -Unless comrade Schultz is brought back, 433 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,989 I will summon a firing squad, 434 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:42,644 and you will be guest of honor! 435 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,733 -Thank you, honorable minister! 436 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:45,734 I mean... 437 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:48,345 -I don't carewhat you mean! 438 00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:51,131 Picking our leadingOlympic hopeful 439 00:26:51,174 --> 00:26:53,089 for your hanky-panky? 440 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:55,962 Do you realizethe propaganda value 441 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,441 of this for the other side? 442 00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:58,573 -But sir! 443 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,184 I did everything to gain her cooperation! 444 00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:04,840 -Yeah, I know all aboutyour cooperation! 445 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,843 -Murdered ceilings and French champagne! 446 00:27:07,887 --> 00:27:10,454 -French champagne, eh? 447 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,631 She must be broughtback here immediately, 448 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:14,894 before her escape becomes public! 449 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:16,939 -Sir! 450 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,028 Comrade Weber is ready to act. 451 00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:20,421 Weber! 452 00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:27,733 [speaking German] 453 00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,088 -Well? 454 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:36,872 -Colonel, sir. 455 00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:39,353 Schultz isas good as caught. 456 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:43,531 I have brought back,single-handedly, 457 00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:45,707 four defectors! 458 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:49,189 -Yeah, yeah, age nine, 12, 14 and 15! 459 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:51,495 -Oh, but minister. 460 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:55,195 Comrade Weber has the tenacity of a bulldog! 461 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,544 -And the face to match. 462 00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:57,980 -Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja. 463 00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,068 -Get her. 464 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,156 Go, go move it! 465 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,506 -Sir, should I usethis time 466 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:06,554 the old cover name,Sigmund Heinz, or... 467 00:28:06,597 --> 00:28:07,555 -Raus! 468 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:10,123 Raus, Raus!-Maybe Johan... 469 00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:14,257 [instrumental music] 470 00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:24,093 -Telephone, Grossmeyer. 471 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,097 -Yes? 472 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,969 Hello? 473 00:28:30,578 --> 00:28:31,971 Bill Mason? 474 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,190 Bill! 475 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,062 How are you? 476 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,064 Oh. 477 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,718 How much will it cost me? 478 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,545 -Chicken feed. 479 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,070 A paltry 75 000. 480 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:47,900 So I can pay off those cut-throats, Rocco and Owl! 481 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,076 -Why must it be tonight? 482 00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:53,166 I'm trying to relaxafter a difficult day. 483 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:55,385 -So am I. 484 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,257 I've got to see you tonight for sure. 485 00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:58,911 I'll be right over. 486 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:01,087 Hans Grossmeyer, I love you. 487 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179 [dramatic music] 488 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:09,095 And I love you too! 489 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,139 Am I glad to see you guys! 490 00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,097 Will you have a drink? 491 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:12,228 Oh, you have a drink already. 492 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,143 I was just about to call you. 493 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:16,406 -To tell us why you gave us the slip 494 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,148 at checkpoint Charlie, huh? 495 00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,325 -And why Schlasser didn't come through with the money? 496 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,066 -Oh, there's nothing to worry about, 497 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,155 your heard the what's-his-name. 498 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,330 [Owl] Grossmeyer? 499 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,245 -Grossmeyer, yeah, he'll come through. 500 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,420 -He better. 501 00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:32,205 [slapping] 502 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,816 [glass shattering] 503 00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:40,648 -Tomorrow, noon. 504 00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:50,136 [cabaret music] 505 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,834 [cheering] 506 00:30:09,242 --> 00:30:11,810 -You can triple your investment overnight. 507 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,115 Because I've already gotten the merchandise 508 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,639 through the wall, but with your connections 509 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:18,164 in East Berlin, distribution will be a breeze! 510 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,777 -All right, what have you got? 511 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,736 -Listen to this. 512 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:30,002 500 cases of scotch... 513 00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:33,135 which we smuggle past checkpoint Charlie 514 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,833 in six ambulances, 515 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:37,183 concealed in boxes marked "blood plasma." 516 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,488 -Smart. 517 00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:41,187 -44 cases of nylons. 518 00:30:41,230 --> 00:30:43,711 -Nylons, good,always good. 519 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:52,676 -What a terrible way to spend an anniversary. 520 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,895 I'd rather you made a deposit 521 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,592 on that fur coat you promised me 522 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:58,073 instead of spending our money in this joint. 523 00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:01,381 -Honey, they have good food and a great show here. 524 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,383 -Probably a bunchof nudies. 525 00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:04,950 -Oh, honey. 526 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,909 -Oh, no! 527 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,912 There's the sweetheartof platoon B. 528 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,522 -Bill Mason, where? 529 00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,350 -Don't look,maybe he'll go away. 530 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,787 -But honey, Bill was my best buddy in the army. 531 00:31:16,831 --> 00:31:18,311 Where... 532 00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,008 I can at least say hello! 533 00:31:20,052 --> 00:31:23,620 -The last time you said hello,it cost us $1500. 534 00:31:26,058 --> 00:31:27,624 -Herbie boy! 535 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,061 Barbie doll? 536 00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:30,801 You look beautiful! 537 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:32,934 See you after the show! 538 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:35,937 Friends. 539 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,896 Now... 540 00:31:37,939 --> 00:31:40,550 -Wonder whohe's swindling now. 541 00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:42,552 Probably trying to sellthe rest of Berlin 542 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:44,554 to the communists. 543 00:31:44,598 --> 00:31:45,381 -Shh! 544 00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:46,905 -Don't shh me! 545 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,124 Do you think you've beena CIA agent long enough 546 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:51,213 to figure out howto get our money back? 547 00:31:51,257 --> 00:31:53,215 -Will you shush? 548 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:54,216 I'm not supposed to let anybody know 549 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,305 what my new job is. 550 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:58,307 -Big deal. 551 00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:00,222 [a man] Ladies and gentlemen. 552 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,224 The Joy Joy Clubtakes great pride 553 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,924 in introducingour new rainbow girl! 554 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,926 [cabaret music] 555 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,495 [cheering] 556 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:27,206 -Is it... 557 00:32:27,249 --> 00:32:28,685 -Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja! 558 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:30,122 I see her! 559 00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:32,254 Do not get excited. 560 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,343 Max, you do the snatching. 561 00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:35,954 Oscar, you get the car. 562 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,173 And I tell comrade Klaus 563 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:41,263 the bird is in the hand! 564 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,873 Let's go! 565 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,100 -No hairspray? 566 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:56,148 -15 000 bucks worth in bottles marked "chloroform." 567 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:57,105 Isn't that beautiful? 568 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,325 -Ja, Ja! 569 00:32:59,368 --> 00:33:00,543 -Then we'll wrap it up. 570 00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,371 -Oh yeah, wrap it up,I'll take it with me. 571 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:03,633 -Good, good, it's a deal. 572 00:33:03,677 --> 00:33:04,808 -Oh, that? 573 00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:06,114 Oh, we'll talk about thatafter the show. 574 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,073 [cheering] 575 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:17,517 -Ja, Ja,here come the ribbons! 576 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,736 And don't forget my grand prize! 577 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,695 The lucky fellow who wins the thrill 578 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:25,046 of having the rainbow girl sit at his table... 579 00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,744 if he gets her panties! 580 00:33:31,444 --> 00:33:33,141 -Herbert Sweeney,you touch one ribbon 581 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,578 and it'll beour last anniversary. 582 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,190 -No, please! 583 00:33:41,715 --> 00:33:43,195 What are you doing? 584 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,110 [screaming] 585 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:49,940 -Wait a minute,Grossmeyer! 586 00:33:49,984 --> 00:33:51,377 -Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja! 587 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:54,380 [cheering] 588 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:06,000 You want a deal? 589 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,916 You get me her panties, and you got a deal! 590 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:10,613 -All right. 591 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:15,749 [cheering] 592 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,057 [a man] Hey, you! 593 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,797 Hey you, take a ribbon! 594 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:22,364 -The champion! 595 00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,888 -Oh please, get meout of here, please!-What are you doing? 596 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:27,152 [screaming] 597 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,287 -Let me down! 598 00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,028 Let me down! 599 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:37,292 -Hey, you wait! 600 00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:41,992 -Well, that deal's dead. 601 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,258 Hang on, champ! 602 00:34:46,301 --> 00:34:47,302 I'm going to swing you to the stage, 603 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,043 and I'll meet you in the alley! 604 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,526 -What are you trying to do to me? 605 00:34:54,135 --> 00:34:56,094 -Go away, you creep! 606 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:00,663 -Paula, here! 607 00:35:01,795 --> 00:35:03,710 [dramatic music] 608 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,104 -Let me go! 609 00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:13,285 [screaming] 610 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,548 -All right, let her go! 611 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,900 Oh, you're askingfor it now! 612 00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,299 -Come on, now! 613 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:39,354 Well, thank youfor coming to my rescue. 614 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:41,051 -Think nothing of it. 615 00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:42,183 -Did he hurt you? 616 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:43,532 -No, I always take a punch in the nose, 617 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,447 right after dinner. 618 00:35:45,491 --> 00:35:46,535 -You see, I had to get away, 619 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:48,146 that wasan East German policeman. 620 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,625 Who are you? 621 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:50,713 -Bill Mason. 622 00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:52,019 How you'd get over the wall? 623 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:53,194 -I jumped. 624 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,282 -You what? 625 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,154 -Well, you know,I jumped, high. 626 00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:58,634 -That figures. 627 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:00,245 Here, put this on. 628 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:01,811 I can see why they'd be anxious 629 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:03,204 to get you back. 630 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,337 You're worth a fortune to them in propaganda value. 631 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,165 -Well, they aren't goingto get me back. 632 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,949 Thank you. 633 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:15,216 -How nice. 634 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,044 -It's not bad. 635 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:22,615 Here, put this on. 636 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:24,399 The bath's in there, 637 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,184 anything else you need will be on the dresser. 638 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,185 -Thank you. 639 00:36:27,228 --> 00:36:28,882 -It's okay, champ, good night. 640 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,371 [phone ringing] 641 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,374 No, you cut-throats, I didn't get the money. 642 00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:47,640 Ring. 643 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:52,819 [phone ringing] 644 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:02,132 Champ, I'll be right back. 645 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,222 [instrumental music] 646 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:17,452 -Imbeciles! 647 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,715 You! 648 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:22,544 The little birdie in the hand, huh? 649 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:25,982 And how did the little birdie out of the hand get? 650 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,855 -She had very strong wings! 651 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,249 -With one of the bells,she hit me! 652 00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:33,076 -I wasn't there! 653 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,557 -You just can't depend on anyone, anymore! 654 00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:37,820 If I... [the colonel] Enough of these excuses! 655 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,259 I give you exactly 24 hours to bring Schultz back here! 656 00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:44,914 Or I put you against the wall, and... 657 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,134 [popping noises] 658 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,054 [gagging] 659 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,104 -Dummkopf! 660 00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:04,194 Sometimes I think you do these things to me on purpose. 661 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,935 -Comrade Klaus... 662 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:08,111 How can you say that? 663 00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:09,374 [buzzer] 664 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,942 -Yes? 665 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,161 Put him on. 666 00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:19,122 Yes, this is comrade Klaus speaking. 667 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,123 Who are you? 668 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,386 -A friend. 669 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:23,518 How'd you like to get Paula Schultz back? 670 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:25,128 -Some stupid idiot wants to know 671 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,434 if we want Schultz 672 00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:28,218 [Weber, screaming] Schultz? 673 00:38:30,525 --> 00:38:32,135 -Yes? 674 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,136 And... 675 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,616 Who is this? 676 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:36,357 -I told you, a friend. 677 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,359 I can make immediate delivery. 678 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:39,621 -Wunderbar, wunderbar. 679 00:38:39,665 --> 00:38:40,970 We come get her right away! 680 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,755 -Ja, Ja, Ja! 681 00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:44,365 [Bill - phone] Yeah, sure, sure. 682 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,149 Of course, I've had a few incidental expenses. 683 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:48,326 You don't mind reimbursing me? 684 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:51,241 -It's a pleasure, how much is it? 685 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:54,027 [Bill - phone] $75 000 686 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,377 -I think we got a bad connection. 687 00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:57,509 -Think it over, I'll call you back 688 00:38:57,552 --> 00:39:00,033 tomorrow morning at ten o'clock sharp. 689 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,036 [soft music] 690 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:22,708 Morning, champ. 691 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,058 Don't worry. 692 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:26,668 I slept in on the couch. 693 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,061 [knocking] 694 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:30,542 Get under covers. 695 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,370 Stay there. 696 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:42,989 Morning, morning. 697 00:39:43,032 --> 00:39:44,207 -Good morning, mister Mason. 698 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,905 -Just leave it right there,it'll be fine. 699 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,256 I'll put your tip on here,huh? 700 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:50,866 -Thank you, sir. 701 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,085 -Yeah. 702 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:01,921 Okay Schultz, it's just the waiter 703 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,401 with your breakfast. 704 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:09,363 -Thank you. 705 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,627 Hm, that smells good. 706 00:40:12,671 --> 00:40:14,281 I'm starved! 707 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:17,110 Where are you going? 708 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,328 -I'm just going to check to see 709 00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,417 if any of your friends are following you. 710 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,070 And buy you some clothes, too. 711 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:22,245 -I better give youmy measurements. 712 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:24,944 -They're indelibly tattooed on my brain. 713 00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:26,249 Now, I don't have to warn you. 714 00:40:26,293 --> 00:40:28,295 Don't answer the phone or the door. 715 00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,557 As soon as I come back, 716 00:40:29,601 --> 00:40:31,124 we'll get you down and get you registered. 717 00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:34,693 [instrumental music] 718 00:40:49,795 --> 00:40:51,623 [knocking] 719 00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:37,277 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 720 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,133 [speaking German] 721 00:42:09,701 --> 00:42:12,094 -What are you doing in mister Mason's room? 722 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,271 Never mind, I know! 723 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:16,751 Herr Schmiermann! 724 00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:18,710 Herr Schmiermann! 725 00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:23,410 -I have managed hotels 726 00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,543 where I do not mind this kind of carrying on! 727 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,936 But this isa respectable hotel! 728 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,024 -But it's not what you think. 729 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,548 -Of course not. 730 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,201 You are selling magazines! 731 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,029 -Please, I'm hiding out. 732 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:35,553 I just escaped from East Berlin. 733 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:37,598 -A likely story! 734 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,121 [laughing] 735 00:42:39,165 --> 00:42:40,340 -But it's true! 736 00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:41,776 Mister Mason will take care of everything. 737 00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:43,256 -I thought mister Mason had 738 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,605 already taken careof everything. 739 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,259 -Shh! 740 00:42:46,868 --> 00:42:48,870 -Look, I'm just waitingfor mister Mason to get back 741 00:42:48,914 --> 00:42:50,568 to get meto the registry center, please. 742 00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,048 -I give you 30 minutes to get dressed and out! 743 00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:54,223 Out! 744 00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:55,790 -But i have no clothes! 745 00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,575 -So I guess you will just have to register 746 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:58,576 in the nude. 747 00:42:58,619 --> 00:43:00,055 Now hurry up! 748 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,014 And get out! 749 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,364 [instrumental music] 750 00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:44,970 [buzzer] 751 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,276 -Yes? 752 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,190 Put him on! 753 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:49,104 -Is it him? 754 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:50,105 -Yes! 755 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,672 Trace him, trace him! 756 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:53,369 -Ja, ja. 757 00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:55,371 I am ready, minister. 758 00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:58,200 I will trace him in a few seconds! 759 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:02,030 [buzzing and beeping] 760 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,864 -Good morning, comrade. 761 00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:11,126 Did you think over that little proposition 762 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:12,824 I offered you? 763 00:44:12,867 --> 00:44:14,390 -Of course, my friend! 764 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:17,132 But you didn't haveto hang up last night. 765 00:44:17,176 --> 00:44:20,919 Why should we tryany underhanded tricks? 766 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:24,052 -I was only kidding! 767 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:26,794 I know you fellas wouldn't stoopdown to anything so low. 768 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,317 [coughing] 769 00:44:28,361 --> 00:44:30,058 -Excuse me, my throat... 770 00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:33,235 Did you trace him? 771 00:44:33,279 --> 00:44:34,715 -Ja. 772 00:44:34,759 --> 00:44:35,498 -Where is he? 773 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:37,152 -All over town! 774 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:38,371 -All over town. 775 00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,678 All over town? 776 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,246 [coughing] 777 00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,900 No, I'm all right now. 778 00:44:46,553 --> 00:44:48,207 -All right, so now if we can get 779 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,036 the expense item cleared away we can wrap up the whole deal. 780 00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:52,515 -Of course, of course! 781 00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,040 That's a trifling matter! 782 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:59,435 Oh, what proof have wethat you really have her? 783 00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:02,221 -You'll have it in less than an hour. 784 00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:04,397 [Klaus - phone] It's a pleasure to do business with you! 785 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,053 By the way. 786 00:45:08,096 --> 00:45:09,924 How can you bewhere you are 787 00:45:09,968 --> 00:45:12,013 and all over townat the same time? 788 00:45:12,057 --> 00:45:14,015 [Bill - phone] Mirrors. 789 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,974 -Oh. 790 00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:58,103 [knocking] 791 00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:06,285 -Excuse me. 792 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:07,808 -Ja? 793 00:46:07,852 --> 00:46:09,897 -Perhaps mister Mason hasalready taken care of all this, 794 00:46:09,941 --> 00:46:11,812 but I wanted...-Herr Mason? 795 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:14,902 We've had no herr Mason here. 796 00:46:14,946 --> 00:46:16,164 -Oh. 797 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:17,122 Are you sure? 798 00:46:17,165 --> 00:46:18,645 -Quite sure. 799 00:46:19,515 --> 00:46:22,083 -Well, you see, I just camefrom East Germany, 800 00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,824 and I'd like to stay? 801 00:46:23,868 --> 00:46:25,260 [the clerk] Yes, yes. 802 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:26,784 Name, please? 803 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:27,828 -Schultz.-Schultz. 804 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,351 -Paula Schultz. 805 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:32,093 -Paula Schultz! 806 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:34,095 Welcome to the west, fraulein! 807 00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:37,011 Will you please fill out this form? 808 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,578 [Paula] Thank you. 809 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,101 [the clerk] And I will have it put through immediately. 810 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:41,537 [Paula] Thank you very much. 811 00:46:42,016 --> 00:46:43,061 Here? 812 00:46:43,104 --> 00:46:44,236 [the clerk] All the places, please. 813 00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:48,109 -Fraulein Schultz? 814 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:50,285 Welcome to West Berlin. 815 00:46:50,329 --> 00:46:52,505 We've been expecting you. 816 00:46:52,722 --> 00:46:53,506 -Expecting me? 817 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:56,204 -Rumors, you know. 818 00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:57,162 Permit me. 819 00:46:57,205 --> 00:46:59,904 Franz Weber, from the... 820 00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:05,126 Oh! 821 00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:07,346 West Berlin Tabloids. 822 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:10,218 My paper would like very much 823 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:11,872 to hear your full story. 824 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:15,049 Would you join me at the hoffbrau 825 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:17,530 for a cup of coffee? 826 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:20,489 -Well, thank you very much, but I must be getting back. 827 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,013 To meet someone, you know. 828 00:47:22,056 --> 00:47:24,145 Otherwise, he'll be terribly worried. 829 00:47:24,189 --> 00:47:25,886 -He? 830 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,845 [Paula] Oh, mister Mason, Bill Mason. 831 00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:30,195 He was very helpful to me. 832 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:35,504 -Then we should call him up and ask him to join us! 833 00:47:35,548 --> 00:47:36,331 -Well... 834 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,376 -But you have a full hour 835 00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:39,030 before the papers will be ready. 836 00:47:39,073 --> 00:47:41,554 -Please, fraulein Schultz, please? 837 00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:42,860 -All right. 838 00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:47,777 Thank you. 839 00:47:53,044 --> 00:47:55,089 [cheering] 840 00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:58,919 [festive music] 841 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:08,842 [singing] 842 00:48:25,293 --> 00:48:26,381 -My dearest fraulein. 843 00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:28,253 We do not have to have coffee. 844 00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:31,212 After all, this is a celebration. 845 00:48:31,256 --> 00:48:33,649 Let us have champagne. 846 00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:35,216 -Champagne? 847 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,914 Could we really? 848 00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:41,483 -Herr, a quart of your best champagne 849 00:48:41,527 --> 00:48:44,747 for the beautiful young lady. 850 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:45,661 And wait a bit. 851 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,012 For me, a small beer. 852 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,797 I have ulcers. 853 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,105 -Liebchen? 854 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,280 Liebchen! 855 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:57,935 Morning, Liebchen. 856 00:48:57,978 --> 00:48:58,979 Where's the girl? 857 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,807 -Who is going to payfor this drape? 858 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,591 -Nevermind the drape, where's the girl? 859 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:05,333 -Either at the Marienfeldereceiving center, 860 00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:08,249 or with her next customer. 861 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:09,903 -I ought to belt you. 862 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:16,301 -Ah, ah, ah! 863 00:49:16,736 --> 00:49:18,303 Let me do it. 864 00:49:20,696 --> 00:49:22,046 [popping] 865 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:24,831 [festive music] 866 00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:30,141 Prost! 867 00:49:30,184 --> 00:49:31,185 [Paula] Prost! 868 00:49:31,229 --> 00:49:33,535 -To your new freedom! 869 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,668 -To my new freedom. 870 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,590 [giggling] 871 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,379 Prost. 872 00:49:51,423 --> 00:49:52,206 -Prost. 873 00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,426 -To my new freedom. 874 00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:57,820 -Will you excuse me, please, I have... 875 00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,561 -Sure, thank you. 876 00:50:08,179 --> 00:50:09,180 -Excuse me, gorgeous. 877 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,008 Do you have anything against dancing? 878 00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:12,922 -No. 879 00:50:12,966 --> 00:50:14,359 -Shall we join the party? 880 00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:16,013 -All right. 881 00:50:16,926 --> 00:50:18,537 [festive music] 882 00:50:41,647 --> 00:50:45,172 -This is the zebra speaking. 883 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:50,003 I found the precious lost jewel. 884 00:50:52,397 --> 00:50:54,051 -Zebra? 885 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:55,748 Lost jewel! 886 00:50:58,577 --> 00:51:02,059 -Zebra now means "I'm calling from Alaska!" 887 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:05,062 -Uh-huh, Alaska. 888 00:51:06,759 --> 00:51:08,239 Weber. 889 00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:10,241 You're not a zebra. 890 00:51:10,589 --> 00:51:13,070 You're a jackass, as usual! 891 00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:15,768 You're using last year's codebook! 892 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:20,207 -I'm sorry, Herr Klaus. 893 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:21,687 Wrong pocket. 894 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:28,563 -Freedom is so wonderful. 895 00:51:28,607 --> 00:51:30,391 -What do you mean, freedom? 896 00:51:30,435 --> 00:51:32,132 -I just came over the wall. 897 00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:33,786 -You didn't? 898 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,483 -Hey, gang! 899 00:51:35,527 --> 00:51:37,964 Here's a girlwho just flew the wall! 900 00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:40,184 [cheering] 901 00:51:42,273 --> 00:51:44,144 A toast! 902 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,103 To the girl who got away! 903 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,496 [cheering] 904 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:55,155 I have located the antelope delicious 905 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,116 at the 14th street hoffbrau. 906 00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:01,640 -You've located the antelope? 907 00:52:02,336 --> 00:52:03,468 Do you think you could manage 908 00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,296 to detain that slippery little gazelle 909 00:52:05,339 --> 00:52:07,124 until we get there? 910 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:10,823 -I am feeding the antelope champagne. 911 00:52:12,303 --> 00:52:13,130 I'm getting her... 912 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,001 [speaking German] 913 00:52:16,829 --> 00:52:18,700 [speaking German] 914 00:52:20,572 --> 00:52:22,661 Drunk, I'm getting her drunk! 915 00:52:23,314 --> 00:52:25,054 [cheering] 916 00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:31,800 -You will pleasestep over here 917 00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:33,933 and fill out the form. 918 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,197 -Excuse me. 919 00:52:37,241 --> 00:52:39,025 Did you register a party named Schultz. 920 00:52:39,068 --> 00:52:39,982 -Yes, yes. 921 00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:42,289 -Long blonde hair, and built... 922 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:43,812 -Herman Schultz? 923 00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,074 -Not Herman, Paula. 924 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:47,207 -Oh, I wish it was so! 925 00:52:48,034 --> 00:52:49,470 -Well, look, if she shows up here, 926 00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:50,689 will you contact me? 927 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:52,473 Bill Mason, Lindon hotel. 928 00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:53,561 -Don't worry. 929 00:52:53,605 --> 00:52:55,215 You will be contacted. 930 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,043 -Good, good, thanks. 931 00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:07,706 [festive music] 932 00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,197 [belching] 933 00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,068 -Was... 934 00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:24,549 -Excuse me, bald eagle, my ulcer. 935 00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:28,030 -Now listen, you hold her thereat all costs, 936 00:53:28,074 --> 00:53:29,858 and don't let her talk to anyone! 937 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:32,121 Or it's hard labor for you. 938 00:53:34,123 --> 00:53:36,125 -Woo hoo! 939 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,743 Listen, everybody! 940 00:53:44,786 --> 00:53:46,397 Big secret, big surprise! 941 00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:49,530 Ladies and gentlemen from West Berlin, 942 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:52,664 West Deutsch Republik, Wisconsin, and... 943 00:53:53,491 --> 00:53:55,536 [a man] Texas! -Texas! 944 00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:57,756 Because you've all been so very nice to me... 945 00:53:58,713 --> 00:54:02,151 in the next Olympics, I represent West Germany! 946 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:03,544 [laughing] 947 00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:04,719 [a man] Doing what? 948 00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:06,547 -Oh, but I didn't tell you who I am. 949 00:54:06,591 --> 00:54:08,114 [screaming] 950 00:54:08,157 --> 00:54:09,289 -Please, please! 951 00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:11,160 Go back to the table! 952 00:54:11,204 --> 00:54:13,075 Baby, please! 953 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:14,468 -I am Paula Schultz! 954 00:54:14,512 --> 00:54:15,295 Tell them! 955 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:16,340 -Shh! 956 00:54:16,383 --> 00:54:17,254 You're not supposed to tell them 957 00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,994 until it's in the papers! 958 00:54:19,038 --> 00:54:20,474 -Shh! 959 00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,259 I'm not supposed to tell I'm Paula Schultz 960 00:54:22,302 --> 00:54:23,434 until it's in the papers! 961 00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:25,262 -Brunhilda! 962 00:54:25,305 --> 00:54:27,002 You're drinking too much! 963 00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:30,092 -You don't believethat I'm Paula Schultz? 964 00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:31,137 All right. 965 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,399 I'll show you! 966 00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:34,575 -Brunhilda, please, please! 967 00:54:34,619 --> 00:54:38,187 Ladies and gentlemen, please, it is not true. 968 00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:41,278 Whenever Brunhilda is drinking, 969 00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:45,151 she is certain that she is Paula Schultz! 970 00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:51,288 No, no, no, no! 971 00:54:51,331 --> 00:54:53,333 -Oh, yes! 972 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:54,813 -Put it down! 973 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,902 -More, more, high, high! 974 00:54:58,904 --> 00:55:00,209 Higher, higher! 975 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,298 [a man] You're going to hurt yourself. 976 00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:04,649 [Paula] Higher, higher, up, up! 977 00:55:06,085 --> 00:55:08,087 One more, one more. 978 00:55:09,001 --> 00:55:10,350 Come on! 979 00:55:11,220 --> 00:55:13,658 [chatter] 980 00:55:18,227 --> 00:55:19,490 Excuse me. 981 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,104 [glass shattering] 982 00:55:30,196 --> 00:55:31,023 -Brunhilda, please! 983 00:55:31,066 --> 00:55:32,851 -You tripped me! 984 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:34,635 -I did not trip you! 985 00:55:34,679 --> 00:55:35,636 -So i try it again! 986 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,638 -No, no, no,please sit down! 987 00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:40,424 Enough, sit down! 988 00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:48,388 [glass shattering] 989 00:55:49,128 --> 00:55:51,043 [Paula] You see, I am Paula Schultz! 990 00:55:51,086 --> 00:55:53,219 [cheering] 991 00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:59,225 [Weber] Please, sit down, Brunhilda, please! 992 00:55:59,921 --> 00:56:02,097 -Oh, Bill, darling! 993 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,231 You tell them who I am, you tell them. 994 00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:09,104 -She is Brunhilda Von Bruger. 995 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:11,368 -That is not true. 996 00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:13,021 You tell them, you tell them. 997 00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:14,240 -She's... 998 00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:19,724 She's Brunhilda Von Bruger. 999 00:56:22,117 --> 00:56:23,902 -I always thought I was Paula Schultz. 1000 00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:27,035 -Brunhilda, we think you're better than Paula Schultz! 1001 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:28,907 [cheering] 1002 00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:42,399 -Darling. 1003 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:44,705 Dance with me. 1004 00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:46,098 -He's tired. 1005 00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:49,101 -Yeah, I'm tired. 1006 00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:51,799 -All right. 1007 00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:54,802 Then Cupie will dance with me! 1008 00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,022 Come on, Cupie! 1009 00:56:57,936 --> 00:57:00,112 [festive music] 1010 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:10,688 -What's happening, what's Weber doing? 1011 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:13,125 -He is dancing! 1012 00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:28,662 -Get out of hereand start toward the door. 1013 00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,143 -The GIs are a bunch of fakes! 1014 00:57:36,496 --> 00:57:38,367 -Who said that? 1015 00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:40,021 -Told you not to. 1016 00:57:40,848 --> 00:57:42,763 -Now look, fellas,I didn't say nothing. 1017 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:43,938 -Oh, you said it? 1018 00:57:43,982 --> 00:57:45,462 -No, please,I said nothing! 1019 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,986 -What do you mean,insulting our allies? 1020 00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:50,162 Raus! 1021 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,294 -You too, mister! 1022 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:53,687 [wood splintering] 1023 00:57:54,688 --> 00:57:56,734 -Those are my friends! 1024 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,649 What are you doing? 1025 00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,302 -Excuse me! 1026 00:58:00,346 --> 00:58:01,347 Aren't we going to dance? 1027 00:58:01,390 --> 00:58:03,436 -Those are two red agents, come on! 1028 00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:05,482 -Oh, I know him! 1029 00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,875 -Yeah, well,talk to him later! 1030 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:10,138 Get in there! 1031 00:58:10,182 --> 00:58:11,183 -Where are the boys? 1032 00:58:11,226 --> 00:58:12,010 -Get in there, quick! 1033 00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:12,967 -Where are all the boys? 1034 00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,142 -See you later! 1035 00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:15,753 [singing] 1036 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:20,453 [grunting] 1037 00:58:21,193 --> 00:58:22,716 See you downstairs! 1038 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,674 -Brunhilda! 1039 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:25,066 Brunhilda! 1040 00:58:25,110 --> 00:58:27,373 [singing] 1041 00:58:28,679 --> 00:58:29,680 [Paula] Hello! 1042 00:58:29,723 --> 00:58:30,724 Paula Schultz! 1043 00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:33,031 Paula, Brunhilda, come up, you! 1044 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,686 -Paula! 1045 00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:37,644 Paula! 1046 00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:39,211 Oh, crud. 1047 00:58:42,606 --> 00:58:44,390 -Brunhilda, come up here! 1048 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:46,740 -Get ready for a trip, friend! 1049 00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,133 [screaming] 1050 00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:51,049 [Paula] There's Cupie! 1051 00:58:51,310 --> 00:58:52,529 -Help, help! 1052 00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:54,008 -And then I swam... 1053 00:58:54,052 --> 00:58:56,576 And then I swamacross the river, 1054 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:58,535 and I didn't haveany clothes on! 1055 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:01,233 -Help, help! 1056 00:59:01,581 --> 00:59:03,061 -What are you doing in there? 1057 00:59:03,104 --> 00:59:06,978 [arguing] 1058 00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:09,981 -Who are you? 1059 00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:12,113 -Bye bye! 1060 00:59:12,157 --> 00:59:14,420 -Come on, honey!-Bye bye! 1061 00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:16,727 [Weber] Help! 1062 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,386 -Hide! 1063 00:59:24,430 --> 00:59:26,084 Duck, honey! 1064 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,219 [Klaus] Weber! 1065 00:59:31,263 --> 00:59:32,612 Weber, where are you? 1066 00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:34,614 -I have her, I have her! 1067 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:35,920 -Paula! 1068 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:39,097 -Here, come on here! 1069 00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:42,753 Oh, hi darling,yoo hoo! 1070 00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:45,582 -Hang on, hang on, honey. 1071 00:59:48,019 --> 00:59:50,021 [all screaming] 1072 01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:01,510 Paula! 1073 01:00:01,902 --> 01:00:03,121 Paula! 1074 01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:12,783 Are you all right, Paula? 1075 01:00:12,826 --> 01:00:14,959 -I am not Paula, I am Brunhilda. 1076 01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:16,787 -You're drunk, come on! 1077 01:00:16,830 --> 01:00:18,571 Let's get out of here! 1078 01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:21,095 [Paula] Woo hoo! 1079 01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:22,793 ♪ On Wisconsin 1080 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:24,969 ♪ On Wisconsin ♪ 1081 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:28,015 ♪ On to the... 1082 01:00:28,059 --> 01:00:30,148 -Shh! 1083 01:00:31,149 --> 01:00:33,673 ♪ On to victory 1084 01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:35,370 Shh! 1085 01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:37,808 ♪ On to victory 1086 01:00:38,678 --> 01:00:40,680 [banging] ♪ On to victory 1087 01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:41,768 Shh! 1088 01:00:41,812 --> 01:00:43,552 Barbara home? 1089 01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:45,206 -No, and would you like to know why? 1090 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:46,599 -Not particularly. 1091 01:00:49,167 --> 01:00:51,038 -I'm kissing him! 1092 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:54,563 -What's the idea of bringing that stripper in here? 1093 01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:57,218 -She's only going to be here a couple of days. 1094 01:00:57,262 --> 01:00:58,655 -Are you out pf your stupid mind? 1095 01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:00,221 Barbara would skin us both alive! 1096 01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,788 -Look, I'm helping a lady in distress. 1097 01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:03,398 Open the doors, will you? 1098 01:01:03,442 --> 01:01:05,357 Don't just stand there, open them! 1099 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:10,318 -Lady in distress, huh? 1100 01:01:10,362 --> 01:01:12,756 Well, Barbara was in worse distress. 1101 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:14,671 -Woo! 1102 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:16,977 -She got clunked on the head with a glass, 1103 01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:18,892 knocked on her butt and had her dress torn! 1104 01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:20,415 I try to say one... 1105 01:01:20,459 --> 01:01:22,679 I try to say one word in your defence, 1106 01:01:22,722 --> 01:01:24,550 and she packs her bag, calls me a lard head, 1107 01:01:24,593 --> 01:01:26,421 and moves over to the Buckleys'. 1108 01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:28,815 -Well then, we have nothing to worry about. 1109 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:30,077 -Yeah, you know, you really flipped... 1110 01:01:30,121 --> 01:01:31,731 -You want your $1500? 1111 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:33,037 -You're coming in good now. 1112 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,168 -Right, let's get out of here. 1113 01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:35,474 -Wait a minute. 1114 01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:37,824 Make her move over there. 1115 01:01:37,868 --> 01:01:39,173 -Why? 1116 01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:40,348 -Because she's on Barbara's side, that's why! 1117 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,220 -She'll roll over later, let's go. 1118 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,920 -Boy, oh boy, oh boy. 1119 01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:49,967 Boy, oh boy...-You stop getting emotional. 1120 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,056 -I better go overto the Buckleys' 1121 01:01:52,099 --> 01:01:53,753 and startthe argument again. 1122 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,755 We don't want Barbarabusting in on us. 1123 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,757 -That's using the old lard head. 1124 01:01:57,801 --> 01:01:59,193 -Yeah. 1125 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:01,108 I better think upan answer to that. 1126 01:02:01,152 --> 01:02:02,457 I sure do hear itoften enough. 1127 01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,894 -Go, go. 1128 01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,948 [speaking German] 1129 01:02:15,601 --> 01:02:18,256 -Letting her slip through your grubby fingers! 1130 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:22,086 -I was sick, komissar,I have ulcers. 1131 01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:24,088 [belching] 1132 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:25,611 You see? 1133 01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:28,048 -With an idiot like you as my chief agent, 1134 01:02:28,092 --> 01:02:29,397 I'm going to have an ulcer! 1135 01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:30,747 -Yeah, well... 1136 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,183 [buzzer] 1137 01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:36,056 -Yes? 1138 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:37,492 Put him on. 1139 01:02:40,669 --> 01:02:42,628 Hello, my friend. 1140 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:44,238 -All right. 1141 01:02:44,282 --> 01:02:45,239 I guess by now you have enough proof 1142 01:02:45,283 --> 01:02:46,588 from those dummies of yours 1143 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,460 that I really have Paula Schultz. 1144 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:51,637 -Oh, well, they were just checking, 1145 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,247 it'S a routine matter, you understand. 1146 01:02:53,291 --> 01:02:55,510 -Yeah, look, I'll be at the entrance 1147 01:02:55,554 --> 01:02:58,339 to Tannhauser park tomorrow at noon. 1148 01:02:58,383 --> 01:03:00,080 If you really want your star athlete, 1149 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:02,430 you'll have somebody there with $75 000 1150 01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:05,129 or I turn her over to West Berlin authorities. 1151 01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:08,088 -Tomorrow, noon. 1152 01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:09,873 You have my word of honor. 1153 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:11,918 -Good. 1154 01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:14,486 I'll be on the first bench, wearing a red tie. 1155 01:03:15,139 --> 01:03:16,793 -A red tie? 1156 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:19,491 Red, that's our favorite color! 1157 01:03:19,534 --> 01:03:21,275 -Figures. 1158 01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:23,451 We've got ourselves a deal, my friend? 1159 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:24,801 -It's a deal, my friend! 1160 01:03:25,236 --> 01:03:26,890 It's a deal, it's a deal! 1161 01:03:27,673 --> 01:03:29,066 [romantic music] 1162 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,429 -I couldn't sleep. 1163 01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:47,040 [Bill] I'm not doing too well myself. 1164 01:03:47,998 --> 01:03:49,216 -It's my fault. 1165 01:03:50,217 --> 01:03:51,915 -Matter of fact, it is. 1166 01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:54,656 -I'm sorry I disturbed you. 1167 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:55,875 -The night shirt you're wearing 1168 01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,269 isn't exactly an aid to tranquility. 1169 01:04:00,097 --> 01:04:02,012 -I hope Mrs. Sweeney doesn't mind. 1170 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:04,884 But it's a dream, isn't it? 1171 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:06,277 -Yeah. 1172 01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:08,061 Yeah, sure is. 1173 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,195 -And I want to thank you 1174 01:04:11,238 --> 01:04:13,023 for making a couple of mine come true. 1175 01:04:13,632 --> 01:04:15,547 Sir Gallahad. 1176 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:19,072 -Barking up the wrong castle, Schultzy. 1177 01:04:19,116 --> 01:04:21,205 My armor's a little rusty. 1178 01:04:22,206 --> 01:04:24,208 -It looks very shiny to me. 1179 01:04:28,734 --> 01:04:29,866 Well, then... 1180 01:04:29,909 --> 01:04:31,389 Good night again. 1181 01:04:31,432 --> 01:04:33,217 -Schultzy. 1182 01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:41,138 [sigh] 1183 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:43,053 Sir Gallahad feelslike a little drink. 1184 01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:46,186 And you? 1185 01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:48,058 -I guess now that I'm free, 1186 01:04:48,101 --> 01:04:50,495 I can be as wicked as I want to be. 1187 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:53,890 Oh, but tonight, only a glass of soda water, please. 1188 01:04:56,588 --> 01:04:58,764 -Yeah, yeah. 1189 01:05:17,826 --> 01:05:20,090 -William Sylvester Mason? 1190 01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:27,445 -Don't you ever dare use that name in public. 1191 01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:32,015 -My lips are sealed. 1192 01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:37,281 Bill, do you think...-Not if I can help it. 1193 01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:41,154 [Paula] No, all I meant to say 1194 01:05:41,198 --> 01:05:42,634 is do you think it would be safe 1195 01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:44,157 for us to go to the refugee center 1196 01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:46,159 in the morning? 1197 01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:47,944 -Refugee center? 1198 01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:50,076 -Uh-huh. 1199 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,949 -Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 1200 01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:54,994 Go there first thing in the morning. 1201 01:05:56,213 --> 01:05:58,302 [romantic music] 1202 01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:04,656 -Oh, William Mason. 1203 01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:08,399 You're wonderful,wonderful, wonderful. 1204 01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,270 -It'd make things a lot easier 1205 01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:12,011 if you stopped saying that. 1206 01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,144 And don't trust me any further 1207 01:06:14,187 --> 01:06:16,059 than you can throw your javelin. 1208 01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:19,584 Now shut up and go to bed. 1209 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:29,159 -Well, someday,sometime, 1210 01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:31,161 you have to trust somebody, don't you? 1211 01:06:32,205 --> 01:06:34,338 Isn't there more to life than just compromise? 1212 01:06:36,253 --> 01:06:37,732 -Yeah, maybe, Schultz, maybe. 1213 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,345 If you've got the luck and guts to find it. 1214 01:06:43,912 --> 01:06:46,176 -Maybe we'll find it together, hm? 1215 01:06:47,568 --> 01:06:49,005 -Good night. 1216 01:07:02,279 --> 01:07:03,715 [Paula] Sylvester! 1217 01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:08,633 Sylvester! 1218 01:07:14,204 --> 01:07:15,553 ♪ On Wisconsin 1219 01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:17,729 ♪ On Wisconsin ♪ 1220 01:07:17,772 --> 01:07:19,122 [knocking] 1221 01:07:22,908 --> 01:07:23,865 -Who is it? 1222 01:07:23,909 --> 01:07:25,302 [Herbert] It's me, Herb. 1223 01:07:29,567 --> 01:07:31,221 -Good old Herbie boy. 1224 01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:34,050 -What's all the mystery? 1225 01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:39,185 What's so importantyou couldn't tell me 1226 01:07:39,229 --> 01:07:40,708 on the telephone? 1227 01:07:40,752 --> 01:07:42,449 -I can always depend on you, can I? 1228 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:44,582 -Look, if I lend youany more money, 1229 01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:45,583 Barbara will kill me. 1230 01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:47,193 -Relax, will you? 1231 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:48,455 I think I finally found it. 1232 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:49,239 -My 1500? 1233 01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:50,762 -No, better than that. 1234 01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:52,111 Love! 1235 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:54,026 [Herbert] Love? -Uh-huh. 1236 01:07:54,287 --> 01:07:56,072 Can I use that. 1237 01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:57,986 -Don't tell me you've gone ape 1238 01:07:58,030 --> 01:07:59,553 for that little stripper? 1239 01:07:59,597 --> 01:08:02,078 -That little stripperhappens to be Paula Schultz. 1240 01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:04,950 -No fooling, Paula Schultz? 1241 01:08:04,993 --> 01:08:06,604 -None other,and Herbie boy, 1242 01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,084 the commies want her backso bad 1243 01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:11,174 they're willing to pay me75 000 to get her! 1244 01:08:11,609 --> 01:08:14,264 -Well, naturally, you didn't agree to sell her. 1245 01:08:16,962 --> 01:08:18,746 You did. 1246 01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:21,967 Well how low can a guy get? 1247 01:08:22,010 --> 01:08:23,011 -I'll tell you how low. 1248 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,230 If I don't come up with the 75 000, 1249 01:08:24,274 --> 01:08:26,624 I get my throat cut! 1250 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,713 Heard of Rocco and the Owl? 1251 01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,542 -Don't tell me you're in the black market too? 1252 01:08:31,977 --> 01:08:33,283 Don't answer that. 1253 01:08:33,326 --> 01:08:35,676 Boy, if my chief even knewI knew you! 1254 01:08:36,068 --> 01:08:38,157 -How would I know I was gonna fall in love? 1255 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,332 -My goodness, Bill, 1256 01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:42,074 selling girlsfrom one country to another! 1257 01:08:44,163 --> 01:08:45,425 That's white slavery! 1258 01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:46,861 -Uh-huh. 1259 01:08:46,905 --> 01:08:47,819 -Uh-huh? 1260 01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,125 That's an international crime! 1261 01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,430 -Uh-huh. 1262 01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:52,258 -Interpol could nab you! 1263 01:08:52,302 --> 01:08:53,868 The UN! 1264 01:08:53,912 --> 01:08:55,218 The CIA! 1265 01:08:55,870 --> 01:08:57,176 The CIA? 1266 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:59,700 Damn it, I'm the CIA,I should nab you! 1267 01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:00,701 -It's all your fault! 1268 01:09:00,745 --> 01:09:02,834 You wanted your 1500, right? 1269 01:09:03,095 --> 01:09:04,183 You're in this too. 1270 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,184 -I'm... 1271 01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:07,099 Selling girls? 1272 01:09:08,056 --> 01:09:09,884 -How'd you like to sell Barbara? 1273 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,323 -They wouldn't take her. 1274 01:09:13,366 --> 01:09:15,020 Well, you can justuncook your own goose. 1275 01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:16,369 There's nothing I can do! 1276 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,110 -All right! 1277 01:09:18,937 --> 01:09:20,504 Too bad. 1278 01:09:21,026 --> 01:09:23,159 Can't depend on a friend. 1279 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,292 -Look. 1280 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:27,815 All I have is my next week's allowance 1281 01:09:27,859 --> 01:09:29,208 from Barbara. 1282 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:30,296 -Great, $45,that's just enough 1283 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,428 to get Paula to London! 1284 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:32,907 -Wait a minute!-Oh, come on, Sweeney! 1285 01:09:32,951 --> 01:09:33,908 I'll never forget youfor this! 1286 01:09:33,952 --> 01:09:34,561 -But... 1287 01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:36,389 I wish you would! 1288 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:41,046 [humming] 1289 01:09:48,358 --> 01:09:50,186 [Rocco] Going someplace, Billy boy? 1290 01:09:54,146 --> 01:09:55,321 -Didn't we do this before? 1291 01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:56,714 -You didn't answer my question. 1292 01:09:56,757 --> 01:09:57,845 -What was the question? 1293 01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,412 -Going someplace? 1294 01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:01,240 -Yeah, I was just about to take out some dirty laundry. 1295 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:03,416 -All the way to London? 1296 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:06,289 -He's going to get our moneyfrom the Queen. 1297 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,682 -Is she in the bag too? 1298 01:10:08,726 --> 01:10:10,336 -Hey, look, fellas. 1299 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:11,598 I was just about to make 1300 01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:13,905 some sensational new British connections. 1301 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:14,601 You'll love it. 1302 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:15,646 See you later! 1303 01:10:15,689 --> 01:10:17,604 -Oh, how can wedo business with you 1304 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:19,780 if you're not alive? 1305 01:10:19,824 --> 01:10:21,260 -All right. 1306 01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:23,219 Knock me off, you don't get your money. 1307 01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:25,699 All I need is a little more time. 1308 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:29,399 -Your time has run out, we've been listening. 1309 01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:33,403 -I hate snoops. 1310 01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:38,190 -It looks like Schultz is your only remaining asset. 1311 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,106 How much does she weigh? 1312 01:10:41,454 --> 01:10:43,761 -About 125 pounds, why? 1313 01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:45,980 -Quick figuring... 1314 01:10:46,546 --> 01:10:50,115 brings it to $600 a pound, that is... 1315 01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:52,335 That is... 1316 01:10:53,466 --> 01:10:55,076 -$75 000. 1317 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:56,469 [Rocco] That's right! 1318 01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:59,211 That will bring backour investment very nicely. 1319 01:10:59,646 --> 01:11:00,734 -Oh come on, Rocco, 1320 01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:02,388 you're a gentleman of the old world! 1321 01:11:02,432 --> 01:11:04,303 Now, you wouldn't really want me 1322 01:11:04,347 --> 01:11:06,131 to toss that sweet kid back over the wall, would you? 1323 01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,046 [dramatic music] 1324 01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:12,268 I guess you would. 1325 01:11:12,311 --> 01:11:14,792 -As long as you're notgoing to deliver Schultz, 1326 01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:16,097 we will. 1327 01:11:16,141 --> 01:11:17,664 Now get her on the phone, 1328 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,144 and we'll tell you what to say. 1329 01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:21,277 Go on, move! 1330 01:11:34,551 --> 01:11:36,379 [church bell ringing] 1331 01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:41,052 -The rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain. 1332 01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,707 -That's the new code, comrade jackass! 1333 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,012 -All right, knock it off, comrades, 1334 01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:46,274 where's the money? 1335 01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:48,538 -Not so fast, my friend, where's Schultz? 1336 01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:51,062 -Over there on the bench. 1337 01:12:57,590 --> 01:12:59,157 -After her! 1338 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:03,988 -Hey! 1339 01:13:04,336 --> 01:13:07,905 The big brown dog leaps down. 1340 01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:12,779 [protesting] 1341 01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:19,395 -But this is not Schultz. 1342 01:13:20,178 --> 01:13:21,048 Oh, you double... 1343 01:13:21,092 --> 01:13:22,659 [screaming in pain] 1344 01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:30,275 -You can take your cut, I'll be on my way. 1345 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:32,103 [Rocco] There is your cut. 1346 01:13:33,931 --> 01:13:35,019 [speaking German] 1347 01:13:36,281 --> 01:13:39,153 -Where is she? 1348 01:13:39,502 --> 01:13:41,634 -Don't get excited, my friend. 1349 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,723 The real broad is right over there. 1350 01:13:43,767 --> 01:13:45,769 By the statue of the Greek broad. 1351 01:13:46,813 --> 01:13:48,554 -You right about that? 1352 01:13:48,598 --> 01:13:50,600 -Would I lie to you? 1353 01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:52,906 -I can trust you. 1354 01:13:52,950 --> 01:13:55,126 You have an honest face. 1355 01:13:57,389 --> 01:13:58,695 -Oh, Roc! 1356 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:01,959 Come on, Roc, don't let the hinies get her! 1357 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:06,354 -Just a little added punishment, Billy boy. 1358 01:14:07,878 --> 01:14:10,010 -And no cut? 1359 01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:11,751 -I'm sorry, Billy boy, 1360 01:14:11,795 --> 01:14:14,101 but you cost us so much additional expense 1361 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:16,103 in collecting our investment. 1362 01:14:16,147 --> 01:14:17,453 [groaning] 1363 01:14:21,979 --> 01:14:23,720 [romantic music] 1364 01:14:48,092 --> 01:14:49,485 -Welcome, 1365 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,182 gentlemen from the Deutsche Demokratische Republik. 1366 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:54,272 Oh, comrade Klaus. 1367 01:14:55,316 --> 01:14:58,102 You know, I'm really glad you finally caught me. 1368 01:14:58,885 --> 01:15:00,234 I missed you, you know? 1369 01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:02,585 -Oh, I knew you cared! 1370 01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:05,152 [screaming] 1371 01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:07,459 [upbeat music] 1372 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,869 [screaming] 1373 01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:29,307 Get off me! 1374 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:33,267 Get off me, minister, and go after her! 1375 01:15:33,746 --> 01:15:34,442 After her! 1376 01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:37,576 After her! 1377 01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:50,720 [upbeat music] 1378 01:15:58,075 --> 01:15:59,903 -Look, she's got away! 1379 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:01,774 -Don't worry, comrades, 1380 01:16:01,818 --> 01:16:04,560 we won't sleepuntil we catch her! 1381 01:16:19,662 --> 01:16:20,967 [screaming] 1382 01:16:23,274 --> 01:16:24,623 -Mister Sweeney! 1383 01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:26,277 -What are you doing back here? 1384 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,106 -The communist policeare after me! 1385 01:16:30,673 --> 01:16:33,066 -Is that Barbara's dress? 1386 01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:34,677 -Yes, yes. 1387 01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:37,375 -Look what you did to Barbara's dress! 1388 01:16:39,203 --> 01:16:40,900 Oh my gosh, she'll kill me! 1389 01:16:40,944 --> 01:16:42,075 She'll kill me! 1390 01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:43,424 -Mister Sweeney, please, mister Sweeney! 1391 01:16:43,468 --> 01:16:45,078 You've got to help me, mister Sweeney, please! 1392 01:16:45,122 --> 01:16:46,427 -Listen, you've gotto get out of that, 1393 01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:47,385 right away! 1394 01:16:47,428 --> 01:16:48,255 And you've gotto get out of here 1395 01:16:48,299 --> 01:16:49,779 before she comes home! 1396 01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:05,621 [Paula] Mister Sweeney, please, I need help! 1397 01:17:07,405 --> 01:17:08,754 -What's the matter? 1398 01:17:08,798 --> 01:17:10,713 -Oh, mister Sweeney, my zipper's stuck! 1399 01:17:14,194 --> 01:17:16,153 [grunting] 1400 01:17:19,330 --> 01:17:21,027 Mister Sweeney!-Oh my God! 1401 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:30,341 [Paula] Mister Sweeney, that tickles! 1402 01:17:31,211 --> 01:17:32,691 [Herbert] Bend over, bend over! 1403 01:17:33,518 --> 01:17:35,563 -Oh, mister Sweeney! 1404 01:17:39,089 --> 01:17:41,178 [grunting] 1405 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:44,181 -Mister Sweeney, it hurts! 1406 01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,098 -Oh, hi honey. 1407 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:50,970 Your zipper's stuck. 1408 01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,580 -So are you,you sex fiend! 1409 01:17:52,624 --> 01:17:53,669 -Now wait a minute, honey! 1410 01:17:53,712 --> 01:17:55,453 No, wait, just... 1411 01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:59,283 -Mister Sweeney? 1412 01:17:59,326 --> 01:18:01,677 -Now, honey, this poor girl happens to be Paula... 1413 01:18:02,634 --> 01:18:04,549 Happens to be a defector. 1414 01:18:04,592 --> 01:18:05,855 And... 1415 01:18:05,898 --> 01:18:07,334 As a CIA agent, 1416 01:18:07,378 --> 01:18:10,729 it's one of my secret dutiesto offer her asylum. 1417 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,426 -And as your wife, it is my duty 1418 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,080 to commit you to one! 1419 01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:15,168 -No, honey! 1420 01:18:15,212 --> 01:18:16,343 [Bill] Sweeney, Herb! 1421 01:18:16,387 --> 01:18:17,867 -Oh, Bill, darling! 1422 01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:19,042 -Paula. 1423 01:18:19,607 --> 01:18:20,913 -Bill! 1424 01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:23,829 -Honey!-I never thoughtI'd see you alive again. 1425 01:18:23,873 --> 01:18:26,049 -The feeling is mutual and awful. 1426 01:18:28,138 --> 01:18:29,356 Herb? 1427 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,880 You rescued her! 1428 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,709 The good old CIA, where'd you find her? 1429 01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:34,884 -In my bedroom. 1430 01:18:34,927 --> 01:18:37,364 The good old CIA never sleeps! 1431 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:38,757 -Darling, you must promisenever to let me 1432 01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:40,106 out of your sight again. 1433 01:18:40,150 --> 01:18:41,368 Ever. 1434 01:18:41,412 --> 01:18:43,109 -Cookie, from here on in, 1435 01:18:43,153 --> 01:18:45,938 I'm going to stand guard over you 24 hours. 1436 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:49,420 Neither of us is goingto set foot outside this place. 1437 01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,424 -Oh, ducky, a coupleof starboarders. 1438 01:18:54,033 --> 01:18:56,209 -Herb, didn't you tell her who this is? 1439 01:18:56,253 --> 01:18:57,645 [Herbert] She wouldn't let me. 1440 01:18:57,689 --> 01:18:59,212 -This is Paula Schultz. 1441 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:01,040 -And I'm Barbara Sweeney. 1442 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:03,434 -Barbara doesn't dig sports or politics. 1443 01:19:03,477 --> 01:19:06,654 Honey, Paula here is the great East German athlete 1444 01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:08,874 who has set new records in the broad jump 1445 01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:10,049 and the javelin throw. 1446 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:12,965 -So how come she couldn'twork my zipper? 1447 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:14,793 -The red police would do anything 1448 01:19:14,837 --> 01:19:16,403 to nab her and take her back. 1449 01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:17,970 Over my dead body. 1450 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,538 -Mine too. 1451 01:19:21,234 --> 01:19:22,932 -They're on her tail right now! 1452 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,761 -Who isn't? 1453 01:19:27,110 --> 01:19:28,894 -Look, I've got to findsome place to hide her out 1454 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,941 until I can figure out a wayto get her out of the country! 1455 01:19:32,985 --> 01:19:35,031 -Guess where, mastermind? 1456 01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:39,035 Welcome to Sweeney hall. 1457 01:19:39,949 --> 01:19:41,385 You poor kid. 1458 01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:43,256 -Thank you very much,Mrs. Sweeney, 1459 01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,431 that's very nice of you. 1460 01:19:44,475 --> 01:19:46,085 Thank you. 1461 01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:48,044 -That's your pretty, beautiful barbie doll. 1462 01:19:48,653 --> 01:19:50,350 I owe you two a lot. 1463 01:19:50,394 --> 01:19:54,137 -About $1500 at 6% interest. 1464 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:58,837 -Look, let me dosomething for you guys. 1465 01:19:58,881 --> 01:20:00,099 While Paula and Iare hiding here, 1466 01:20:00,143 --> 01:20:02,014 why don't you usemy suite at the hotel? 1467 01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,450 Have a ball,like a second honeymoon, 1468 01:20:03,494 --> 01:20:04,800 at my expense! 1469 01:20:04,843 --> 01:20:07,150 Signed for everything,dining, dancing... 1470 01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:08,455 romancing. 1471 01:20:08,499 --> 01:20:09,892 The whole bit! 1472 01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:14,984 -Can we eat and drink up$1500 in 48 hours? 1473 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:18,814 -Well, we can try. 1474 01:20:21,033 --> 01:20:22,295 We'll take you up on that. 1475 01:20:22,339 --> 01:20:24,167 -Good, I'll get in touch with the hotel manager. 1476 01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,473 -When is your hotel bill due? 1477 01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:27,561 -Monday. 1478 01:20:27,605 --> 01:20:29,737 -Fine, we'll be out on Sunday night. 1479 01:20:29,781 --> 01:20:31,217 Excuse me. 1480 01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:33,350 I'll get you something to wear. 1481 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:35,178 With... 1482 01:20:35,221 --> 01:20:37,180 buttons. 1483 01:20:39,095 --> 01:20:40,357 -So? 1484 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:41,880 Love conquers all, huh? 1485 01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:43,708 -It conquers nothing. 1486 01:20:44,143 --> 01:20:45,449 Let's have a drink. 1487 01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:49,540 -Say. 1488 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,368 Are red agents really after Schultz, 1489 01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:52,760 or is this just a new gimmick 1490 01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:54,066 for shacking up? 1491 01:20:54,762 --> 01:20:56,895 -They're not only after her,they're after me, now. 1492 01:20:56,939 --> 01:20:58,157 I'm on a real bind. 1493 01:20:58,201 --> 01:21:00,203 -So what else is new? 1494 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,728 -It took 75 000 to pay off the hoods. 1495 01:21:04,424 --> 01:21:07,079 -So now the commies willwant to cut your throat. 1496 01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,212 -You've got a fast mind,what's the answer? 1497 01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:12,041 -All you need is 75 000. 1498 01:21:12,955 --> 01:21:15,261 -Oh, the CIA oughtto be proud of you! 1499 01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:18,786 -If you really want to be safe, 1500 01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:21,137 I could send you to prison for selling girls. 1501 01:21:23,748 --> 01:21:24,923 -Wait a minute. 1502 01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:28,535 Wait a minute, I thinkyou hit on something. 1503 01:21:28,579 --> 01:21:30,059 If the East Germansare willing 1504 01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:33,192 to give up all that doughto have Paula Schultz back, 1505 01:21:33,236 --> 01:21:34,759 our government oughtto be willing 1506 01:21:34,802 --> 01:21:37,675 to part with a few thousandto have a world famous defector. 1507 01:21:38,023 --> 01:21:38,937 Right? 1508 01:21:38,981 --> 01:21:40,069 -Right. 1509 01:21:40,112 --> 01:21:42,027 What sensational propaganda for our side. 1510 01:21:42,071 --> 01:21:44,725 Uncle Sam gives Paula Schultz asylum. 1511 01:21:44,769 --> 01:21:46,727 -Daring rescue engineered 1512 01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:50,079 by government agentH. Sweeney. 1513 01:21:50,688 --> 01:21:51,907 -Yeah. 1514 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,386 Yeah, I'm overdue for a promotion. 1515 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,170 This could do it! 1516 01:21:54,213 --> 01:21:55,823 -Yeah, yeah,come on, go! 1517 01:21:56,215 --> 01:21:56,999 Telephone! 1518 01:21:58,435 --> 01:21:59,436 -I'll call the chief 1519 01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,046 and have himrush out a check for... 1520 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:02,569 -10 000. 1521 01:22:02,613 --> 01:22:04,223 -10 000? 1522 01:22:04,267 --> 01:22:06,138 Then I could get herto America. 1523 01:22:09,663 --> 01:22:11,491 Or else, to the penitentiary. 1524 01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:13,232 -All right then, just enough to cover 1525 01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:16,322 all necessary expenses for Schultz's escape! 1526 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:18,934 Like the $1500 I owe you. 1527 01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:20,587 Right? 1528 01:22:20,631 --> 01:22:22,328 -That makes sense. 1529 01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:23,939 Yeah, Barbara would like that. 1530 01:22:23,982 --> 01:22:25,331 -Good. 1531 01:22:26,767 --> 01:22:29,074 Simply convince your chief that if the commies are willing 1532 01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:31,598 to part with 75 000, the United States ought 1533 01:22:31,642 --> 01:22:34,253 to be willing to part with... 1534 01:22:34,297 --> 01:22:36,560 Would they believe nine? 1535 01:22:37,865 --> 01:22:39,519 -Well, we wouldn't wantto appear cheap 1536 01:22:39,563 --> 01:22:42,131 in the eyesof the whole world. 1537 01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,701 -Sweeney. 1538 01:22:48,224 --> 01:22:50,922 I've got an idea. 1539 01:22:51,357 --> 01:22:53,011 -So have I! 1540 01:22:53,055 --> 01:22:53,969 [humming] 1541 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:55,709 -No, no, no,no, no, no! 1542 01:22:55,753 --> 01:22:58,103 First, I want some romance. 1543 01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:00,976 -Anything you want, sweetheart, you just name it. 1544 01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:04,283 -No, no! 1545 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:07,808 I want to go downstairs to the grill 1546 01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:09,462 and dance! 1547 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,898 -Dance? 1548 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:13,031 Are you sick, we'd bebetter off at a movie! 1549 01:23:13,075 --> 01:23:15,991 -But dancing does things to me. 1550 01:23:16,339 --> 01:23:17,122 -It does thingsto me too, 1551 01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:19,211 it makes me tired. 1552 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:20,734 -Not tonight, tiger. 1553 01:23:20,778 --> 01:23:22,040 Tonight... 1554 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:23,476 You roar. 1555 01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:25,043 -Oh Barbara...-Come on, get dressed. 1556 01:23:25,087 --> 01:23:27,219 Come on, come on! 1557 01:23:39,536 --> 01:23:41,190 -Well? 1558 01:23:42,408 --> 01:23:43,844 -Perfect. 1559 01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:45,237 -You see, the manwho marries me 1560 01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:47,326 not only getsa champion athlete, 1561 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:49,154 but also a champion cook! 1562 01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,374 -We're a cinch to live happily ever after. 1563 01:23:52,375 --> 01:23:54,203 Little Paula sweetie. 1564 01:23:54,594 --> 01:23:58,076 Tomorrow, you're going to start all over. 1565 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,253 -Darling, I don't knowwhat I'd do without you. 1566 01:24:01,297 --> 01:24:02,820 -Just don't try. 1567 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:04,561 -Bill. 1568 01:24:04,604 --> 01:24:05,649 Do you think it was wise 1569 01:24:05,692 --> 01:24:07,390 letting the Sweeneysgo to your place? 1570 01:24:07,825 --> 01:24:09,348 You know, those East Germanfriends of mine 1571 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:12,612 might just go lookingfor us there. 1572 01:24:12,656 --> 01:24:14,223 -They wouldn't be that dumb. 1573 01:24:15,485 --> 01:24:18,444 And they know we're notstupid enough to go back there. 1574 01:24:27,236 --> 01:24:31,240 -If they are smart, they might figure us 1575 01:24:31,283 --> 01:24:33,198 not stupid, stupid, 1576 01:24:33,242 --> 01:24:37,028 therefore, it would be smart to be stupid! 1577 01:24:38,203 --> 01:24:41,119 -That is the most stupid thingI ever heard of. 1578 01:24:41,511 --> 01:24:46,124 -But on the other hand, if they are clever, 1579 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,735 maybe we won't be clever! 1580 01:24:48,779 --> 01:24:51,129 So it would be not clever... 1581 01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:52,565 -Oh, shut up! 1582 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:54,741 If you want to go to Mason'sroom and look around, go! 1583 01:24:54,785 --> 01:24:56,003 Stupid. 1584 01:24:56,047 --> 01:24:58,789 -Jawohl,sir, I mean, yes, komissar. 1585 01:25:01,792 --> 01:25:03,794 -You know,on second thought, 1586 01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:05,100 maybe those fellowswould be smart enough 1587 01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:06,666 to figure outthat we think 1588 01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:08,103 they're not so stupid. 1589 01:25:17,677 --> 01:25:19,462 -What are you talking about? 1590 01:25:20,071 --> 01:25:22,291 -Klaus and company might gobarging in on the Sweeneys. 1591 01:25:24,293 --> 01:25:26,164 [phone ringing] 1592 01:25:27,296 --> 01:25:28,601 -Sounds like Bill's phone. 1593 01:25:28,645 --> 01:25:31,082 -So, it's for Bill,it's not for us. 1594 01:25:39,003 --> 01:25:40,178 -They must reallybe having a ball, 1595 01:25:40,222 --> 01:25:42,137 they're not answeringthe phone. 1596 01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:44,051 I gotta get over there. 1597 01:25:45,183 --> 01:25:46,358 -I'm going with you. 1598 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:48,621 -Are you out of your beautiful skull? 1599 01:25:48,665 --> 01:25:50,536 -Have you forgottenthe promise you made to me? 1600 01:25:50,580 --> 01:25:51,581 -Which one? 1601 01:25:51,624 --> 01:25:54,192 -Never to leave me aloneever again. 1602 01:25:55,367 --> 01:25:57,152 -I had to open my big mouth. 1603 01:26:15,387 --> 01:26:17,041 [instrumental music] 1604 01:26:25,441 --> 01:26:27,051 [buzzer] 1605 01:26:27,443 --> 01:26:27,878 -Ja? 1606 01:26:27,921 --> 01:26:29,401 Ja, ja? 1607 01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:31,229 Ja, ja? 1608 01:26:32,056 --> 01:26:33,405 Hummingbird? 1609 01:26:33,449 --> 01:26:35,102 Bald eagle here. 1610 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,279 They're there? 1611 01:26:37,888 --> 01:26:39,716 Keep an eye on them, we come right over! 1612 01:26:41,283 --> 01:26:44,068 -I guess my stupid suggestion 1613 01:26:44,111 --> 01:26:47,158 was the smartest thing I ever did. 1614 01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:49,943 -Oh, hummingbird. 1615 01:26:49,987 --> 01:26:52,207 You mustn't mind when I say that you're stupid, 1616 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,599 incompetent, inept. 1617 01:26:53,643 --> 01:26:55,384 It's nothing personal! 1618 01:26:55,427 --> 01:26:58,213 -Jawohl,my bald eagle. 1619 01:26:58,561 --> 01:26:59,779 -Ja, ja. 1620 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:01,085 Bald eagle. 1621 01:27:08,919 --> 01:27:10,050 -If Sweeney's waitingaround here, 1622 01:27:10,094 --> 01:27:11,661 they're liableto pick him up anywhere. 1623 01:27:12,836 --> 01:27:14,794 -Maybe they're downstairs in the bar. 1624 01:27:15,273 --> 01:27:17,101 -Come on. 1625 01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:28,939 -You and your dancing! 1626 01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:30,157 -How was I to know 1627 01:27:30,201 --> 01:27:32,159 the orchestra would go home at midnight? 1628 01:27:32,203 --> 01:27:33,160 -You don't know it, 1629 01:27:33,204 --> 01:27:34,988 but I told themto go home early. 1630 01:27:37,121 --> 01:27:38,731 -Sweeney! 1631 01:27:38,775 --> 01:27:41,299 You're a sexy devil! 1632 01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:43,127 [humming] 1633 01:27:45,956 --> 01:27:48,001 [chatter] 1634 01:27:55,357 --> 01:27:57,010 [humming] 1635 01:28:06,977 --> 01:28:08,370 -Whoa! 1636 01:28:09,806 --> 01:28:11,677 Oh, you dirty... 1637 01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:14,550 -No, no, Sweeney, don't wet the bed! 1638 01:28:15,072 --> 01:28:16,595 Don't wet the bed, don't wet the bed! 1639 01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:17,596 -You'll be sorry! 1640 01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,294 You'll be sorry! 1641 01:28:19,337 --> 01:28:20,773 Just you wait! 1642 01:28:20,817 --> 01:28:21,600 -I'm waiting! 1643 01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:23,254 Oh, no! 1644 01:28:25,387 --> 01:28:26,823 I'm waiting! 1645 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,086 [giggling] 1646 01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:41,316 [muffled] I'm waiting! 1647 01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:43,013 [giggling] 1648 01:28:54,067 --> 01:28:55,504 [muffled] Oh no! 1649 01:29:03,555 --> 01:29:05,252 -Where could they have gone? 1650 01:29:05,296 --> 01:29:06,689 -I'm gonna check the night club down the street, 1651 01:29:06,732 --> 01:29:07,864 I'll be right back. 1652 01:29:07,907 --> 01:29:09,692 Keep the lights off and the door locked. 1653 01:29:12,259 --> 01:29:14,218 [romantic music] 1654 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:39,896 [screaming] 1655 01:29:46,163 --> 01:29:48,208 -They're after me, they're in there! 1656 01:29:48,252 --> 01:29:49,949 -Run! 1657 01:29:54,563 --> 01:29:56,260 [muffled giggling] 1658 01:29:58,610 --> 01:29:59,916 -Oh my God! 1659 01:30:12,581 --> 01:30:14,321 -Out, out! 1660 01:30:23,156 --> 01:30:24,680 -Back to Sweeney's, come on! 1661 01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:33,950 [muffled] -Let me go! 1662 01:30:52,621 --> 01:30:54,797 -Excellent workon that, Weber! 1663 01:30:55,188 --> 01:30:57,930 -It just proves that the dumbest thing 1664 01:30:57,974 --> 01:31:00,759 can be the smartest thing, if it just so happens 1665 01:31:00,803 --> 01:31:02,805 that the smart thing was a dumb thing. 1666 01:31:02,848 --> 01:31:04,981 -Let it go, nevermind! 1667 01:31:05,677 --> 01:31:07,244 -I knew you'd come backto me, my Liebchen! 1668 01:31:08,854 --> 01:31:10,987 [groaning] 1669 01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:15,208 -Who the hell are you? 1670 01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:18,342 -Dummkopf, who's this? 1671 01:31:18,734 --> 01:31:20,605 -It's supposed to be Paula Schultz. 1672 01:31:20,649 --> 01:31:22,389 Isn't it? 1673 01:31:23,042 --> 01:31:27,177 -Wait until Sweeney hears about this! 1674 01:31:27,220 --> 01:31:29,179 -How did she do that? 1675 01:31:30,267 --> 01:31:32,008 -Get rid of her! 1676 01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:33,488 -Stop the car! 1677 01:31:34,010 --> 01:31:35,228 Stop the car! 1678 01:31:35,577 --> 01:31:36,578 Stop it! 1679 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:48,894 -Sweeney! 1680 01:31:50,374 --> 01:31:51,680 [sirens blaring] 1681 01:32:09,611 --> 01:32:10,525 -Hi, honey. 1682 01:32:11,134 --> 01:32:12,135 How do you feel? 1683 01:32:12,570 --> 01:32:14,398 -How do I feel? 1684 01:32:14,441 --> 01:32:17,096 How do you think I feel, you big ape? 1685 01:32:17,923 --> 01:32:20,230 I spent the night in jail! 1686 01:32:20,273 --> 01:32:23,929 I called you 15 times, where were you? 1687 01:32:23,973 --> 01:32:25,583 -Honey, I fell asleep. 1688 01:32:25,627 --> 01:32:27,237 -Give this, please. 1689 01:32:28,151 --> 01:32:29,631 -I fell asleep... 1690 01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:34,897 Your friend, your buddy, 1691 01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:37,552 getting mixed upin a mess like this... 1692 01:32:37,987 --> 01:32:39,031 I'll kill him! 1693 01:32:39,075 --> 01:32:40,250 I'll kill him! 1694 01:32:43,253 --> 01:32:44,254 -He's my friend. 1695 01:32:45,124 --> 01:32:46,256 I'll kill him! 1696 01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:03,229 -Did you see who I saw? 1697 01:33:03,273 --> 01:33:04,970 -Yeah, it's him! 1698 01:33:09,758 --> 01:33:11,368 [car horn honking] 1699 01:33:19,028 --> 01:33:20,333 -Follow him! 1700 01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:26,470 -Fix me a drink, a big one! 1701 01:33:27,297 --> 01:33:28,080 -Hey! 1702 01:33:28,124 --> 01:33:29,647 Where have you two been? 1703 01:33:29,691 --> 01:33:31,257 We looked for you all over last night, 1704 01:33:31,301 --> 01:33:32,084 we couldn't find you. 1705 01:33:32,128 --> 01:33:33,738 -For a damn good reason. 1706 01:33:33,782 --> 01:33:35,784 Sherlock Holmes couldn't find me either. 1707 01:33:35,827 --> 01:33:36,915 -Now, Babs, I... 1708 01:33:36,959 --> 01:33:38,525 -Where is big mouth Mason? 1709 01:33:38,569 --> 01:33:39,614 -Oh, he just went up the street. 1710 01:33:39,657 --> 01:33:40,353 He'll be here any minute. 1711 01:33:40,397 --> 01:33:41,746 Anything wrong? 1712 01:33:41,790 --> 01:33:45,010 -Well, I suggest that you wait for him outside. 1713 01:33:45,054 --> 01:33:47,796 You're not hiding hereany longer. 1714 01:33:48,231 --> 01:33:50,102 -Now wait a minute, it's not Paula's fault! 1715 01:33:50,146 --> 01:33:51,321 -Zip your lip! 1716 01:33:51,364 --> 01:33:52,757 -Did I give you any trouble, Mrs. Sweeney? 1717 01:33:52,801 --> 01:33:53,932 -Out, out. 1718 01:33:53,976 --> 01:33:56,195 -I'm sorry. -Raus! 1719 01:33:58,676 --> 01:34:01,070 And you can mail backmy outfit! 1720 01:34:02,419 --> 01:34:04,160 The drink. 1721 01:34:24,267 --> 01:34:26,051 -Here, dear. 1722 01:34:26,095 --> 01:34:27,357 [knocking] 1723 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,968 -If that's your friend Mason,throw him out too! 1724 01:34:30,012 --> 01:34:31,535 -Yes, dear. 1725 01:34:34,451 --> 01:34:35,800 -Madam, I regret this intrusion, 1726 01:34:35,844 --> 01:34:38,237 but where is Paula Schultz? 1727 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,153 -These are the skunksthat kidnapped me! 1728 01:34:41,197 --> 01:34:42,720 Arrest them, Sweeney! 1729 01:34:42,764 --> 01:34:43,982 -Yes, dear. 1730 01:34:44,026 --> 01:34:45,549 -Please... 1731 01:34:46,115 --> 01:34:47,899 Don't you move! 1732 01:34:48,247 --> 01:34:49,335 -Where is she? 1733 01:34:49,379 --> 01:34:51,033 [Bill]Barbara, don't open your mouth. 1734 01:34:51,381 --> 01:34:52,687 -That's an impossibility. 1735 01:34:52,730 --> 01:34:54,079 -Oh, my hero. 1736 01:34:54,123 --> 01:34:55,646 [Klaus] Please. 1737 01:34:55,994 --> 01:34:58,431 Will you force us to be nasty? 1738 01:34:58,475 --> 01:34:59,824 -All right, then! 1739 01:34:59,868 --> 01:35:01,260 One more step and I break his arm, 1740 01:35:01,304 --> 01:35:02,522 come on, drop your gun. 1741 01:35:02,566 --> 01:35:04,350 -Let me in! 1742 01:35:04,394 --> 01:35:06,613 -Paula, you can't help, go away! 1743 01:35:06,962 --> 01:35:09,094 [Paula] Let me in! 1744 01:35:09,138 --> 01:35:10,792 Oh, darling! 1745 01:35:10,835 --> 01:35:13,098 Let him go, please... -Will you get the hell out of here? 1746 01:35:14,056 --> 01:35:15,274 -Oh, excuse me. 1747 01:35:15,318 --> 01:35:17,102 -Halt! 1748 01:35:18,582 --> 01:35:20,627 Comrade Schultz, why don't you return 1749 01:35:20,671 --> 01:35:22,238 to your homeland voluntarily 1750 01:35:22,281 --> 01:35:25,850 and we will forget all aboutthat little defection of yours. 1751 01:35:25,894 --> 01:35:28,200 -Our republic,we hate to use force. 1752 01:35:28,244 --> 01:35:31,203 -Because we are such loving people! 1753 01:35:31,247 --> 01:35:33,945 Besides, you are so good at running and jumping! 1754 01:35:33,989 --> 01:35:35,599 -And she's also pretty good at screaming too, 1755 01:35:35,642 --> 01:35:37,166 which you're going to do 1756 01:35:37,209 --> 01:35:39,603 as soon as you hit that street. -We will see about that! 1757 01:35:39,646 --> 01:35:41,257 Comrade Schultz, out! 1758 01:35:44,129 --> 01:35:45,740 -Evening. 1759 01:35:48,264 --> 01:35:49,874 Agent Sweeney. 1760 01:35:49,918 --> 01:35:51,223 -This is him. 1761 01:35:51,267 --> 01:35:52,224 -CIA? 1762 01:35:52,268 --> 01:35:54,052 -Oh, please, no violence! 1763 01:35:54,096 --> 01:35:55,488 -There's your party! 1764 01:35:56,054 --> 01:35:57,621 -That's she, all right. 1765 01:35:57,664 --> 01:35:58,448 -It sure is. 1766 01:35:58,491 --> 01:36:00,058 -Well... 1767 01:36:00,102 --> 01:36:01,581 Welcome to the west, miss Schultz. 1768 01:36:01,625 --> 01:36:03,279 -Thank you.-Just a moment! 1769 01:36:03,322 --> 01:36:06,456 Comrade Schultz is returningto East Germany voluntarily! 1770 01:36:06,499 --> 01:36:07,631 -Oh, no! 1771 01:36:07,674 --> 01:36:10,112 -We made a prior arrangementwith this man! 1772 01:36:10,155 --> 01:36:11,766 -That plan's all washed up! 1773 01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:14,246 Now just go along with our government...-Just a minute! 1774 01:36:14,290 --> 01:36:16,466 When do we get backthe $75 000 we paid 1775 01:36:16,509 --> 01:36:19,077 for comrade Schultz?-Don't pay attention to him, honey, go along! 1776 01:36:19,121 --> 01:36:21,079 -Now wait, wait a minute! 1777 01:36:21,123 --> 01:36:23,995 We just paid 9000 to get over here. 1778 01:36:24,039 --> 01:36:26,084 -Herbert had nothing to do with it. 1779 01:36:26,128 --> 01:36:28,957 This is the louse that's responsible for everything. 1780 01:36:29,000 --> 01:36:30,523 He'd sell his own grandmother. 1781 01:36:30,567 --> 01:36:32,482 -Honey, I can straighten the whole thing out. 1782 01:36:35,398 --> 01:36:37,052 -I have it straight. 1783 01:36:38,270 --> 01:36:41,186 Comrade Klaus... -Now, if you wish to stay, we can handle it. 1784 01:36:41,230 --> 01:36:42,492 It's all up to you, miss Schultz. 1785 01:36:42,535 --> 01:36:43,928 -No thank you, I'll... 1786 01:36:43,972 --> 01:36:45,712 -How can you let a little thing like this upset you? 1787 01:36:47,192 --> 01:36:49,020 -Excuse me. 1788 01:36:56,506 --> 01:36:58,203 -Wait a minute! 1789 01:37:01,337 --> 01:37:02,512 -Sorry about this. 1790 01:37:07,604 --> 01:37:09,171 -Just a minute! 1791 01:37:09,214 --> 01:37:10,389 Take this with you, 1792 01:37:10,433 --> 01:37:12,522 I want to fumigate the apartment. 1793 01:37:17,353 --> 01:37:19,442 And this one too. 1794 01:37:30,192 --> 01:37:32,063 -Fumigate. 1795 01:37:33,238 --> 01:37:35,023 Before, she just hated me. 1796 01:37:38,026 --> 01:37:40,550 Now she loathes me. 1797 01:37:40,593 --> 01:37:43,335 -I've got to get her backsomehow. 1798 01:37:43,379 --> 01:37:45,163 -What do you want Barbara for? 1799 01:37:45,207 --> 01:37:47,078 She hates you even more than she hates me. 1800 01:37:47,122 --> 01:37:49,428 -I'm talking about Paula! 1801 01:37:49,472 --> 01:37:51,082 -Oh. 1802 01:37:51,648 --> 01:37:52,910 -Never thoughtI'd lose my cool 1803 01:37:52,954 --> 01:37:56,044 over a female shotputter. 1804 01:37:56,218 --> 01:37:59,482 -I know just how you feel, buddy boy. 1805 01:38:00,962 --> 01:38:03,181 Every time I couldn't get Barbara on the phone, 1806 01:38:03,225 --> 01:38:06,402 I wanted to drown myself in the blue dam. 1807 01:38:08,230 --> 01:38:10,406 That's how we got our favorite song. 1808 01:38:11,842 --> 01:38:16,064 ♪ Way down upon the Swanee river ♪ 1809 01:38:16,847 --> 01:38:18,936 -Bartender, don't give himany more to drink, huh? 1810 01:38:21,243 --> 01:38:22,331 I've gotta get Paula back 1811 01:38:22,374 --> 01:38:23,898 if I have to take onthe whole red army. 1812 01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:26,988 -Great, that's a good idea. 1813 01:38:27,292 --> 01:38:29,033 Then you can do something for me. 1814 01:38:29,077 --> 01:38:30,208 -What? 1815 01:38:30,252 --> 01:38:32,907 -Take on an absolute insurance policy... 1816 01:38:32,950 --> 01:38:35,257 in Barbara's name, 1817 01:38:35,300 --> 01:38:37,955 and if anything happens to you, 1818 01:38:37,999 --> 01:38:40,262 I can get my $1500 back. 1819 01:38:41,872 --> 01:38:43,613 Then I can go home. 1820 01:38:44,788 --> 01:38:47,443 Oh, right now I gotta go. 1821 01:38:48,183 --> 01:38:50,925 -I've gotta find a waythrough or over that wall. 1822 01:38:51,316 --> 01:38:53,101 -Or under it. 1823 01:38:53,144 --> 01:38:54,929 Dig yourself a hole in the ground, 1824 01:38:54,972 --> 01:38:56,321 and cover yourself up. 1825 01:38:57,496 --> 01:38:58,976 -A hole in the ground... 1826 01:38:59,542 --> 01:39:01,152 Sweeney? 1827 01:39:01,196 --> 01:39:03,633 Has the army still got that tunnel into East Berlin? 1828 01:39:03,676 --> 01:39:05,678 -No, no, they blew that up. 1829 01:39:05,722 --> 01:39:07,071 -Figured. 1830 01:39:07,115 --> 01:39:09,465 -But they got another one. 1831 01:39:09,508 --> 01:39:10,901 -Where? 1832 01:39:11,989 --> 01:39:14,644 -Wait here. 1833 01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:15,950 -Where? 1834 01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:17,342 Come on, tell me. 1835 01:39:22,217 --> 01:39:23,609 -Don't tell anybody. 1836 01:39:23,653 --> 01:39:25,002 -No, no, come on. 1837 01:39:25,046 --> 01:39:26,003 Bartender? 1838 01:39:26,308 --> 01:39:27,613 Where can we get a steam bath 1839 01:39:27,657 --> 01:39:29,441 and a bucket of hot black coffee? 1840 01:39:29,485 --> 01:39:30,965 [speaking German] 1841 01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:33,445 -Danke, danke. 1842 01:39:33,489 --> 01:39:34,969 Come, let's go. 1843 01:39:46,545 --> 01:39:50,114 -If my chief knew I was doing this without permission. 1844 01:39:50,158 --> 01:39:51,463 I'd be canned, you know that. 1845 01:39:51,507 --> 01:39:52,769 -Are you kidding? 1846 01:39:52,812 --> 01:39:54,379 They'll probably give youa promotion for this. 1847 01:39:54,423 --> 01:39:55,641 -The last time you tried to help me, 1848 01:39:55,685 --> 01:39:57,513 I was out of work for two years. 1849 01:39:57,556 --> 01:39:59,080 -Nobody's perfect. 1850 01:40:01,386 --> 01:40:02,909 -Okay. 1851 01:40:02,953 --> 01:40:05,390 Now just knock on the doorand say "you take boarders?" 1852 01:40:15,096 --> 01:40:17,141 -You take boarders? 1853 01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:18,708 -Come in. 1854 01:40:25,932 --> 01:40:27,717 A nice airy room. 1855 01:40:29,893 --> 01:40:31,373 With very nice closet. 1856 01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:32,852 -Yeah, you've seen one, you've seen them all. 1857 01:40:32,896 --> 01:40:34,158 -Go in, look around. 1858 01:40:34,202 --> 01:40:35,290 Quick! 1859 01:40:37,118 --> 01:40:38,728 -Oh. 1860 01:41:14,111 --> 01:41:15,808 [the girls] Hut, two, three, four. 1861 01:41:15,852 --> 01:41:17,636 Eins, zwei, drei, vier. 1862 01:41:31,476 --> 01:41:33,130 [whistle] 1863 01:41:37,961 --> 01:41:39,702 [instrumental music] 1864 01:42:04,292 --> 01:42:06,032 [muffled groaning] 1865 01:42:09,993 --> 01:42:11,647 -Quiet, dolly. 1866 01:42:12,169 --> 01:42:13,997 See you later! 1867 01:42:26,227 --> 01:42:28,490 [the girls, chanting] Eins, zwei, drei, vier. 1868 01:42:34,191 --> 01:42:35,801 -Paula, wait a minute,will you? 1869 01:42:35,845 --> 01:42:38,021 Paula, lookat those fingernails! 1870 01:42:38,064 --> 01:42:39,283 -What about them? 1871 01:42:39,327 --> 01:42:40,458 -That's what I gotfrom digging under the wall! 1872 01:42:40,502 --> 01:42:42,330 -Oh! 1873 01:42:44,114 --> 01:42:46,334 [the girls, chanting] Eins, zwei, drei, vier. 1874 01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:48,858 -Hey, wait a minute, 1875 01:42:48,901 --> 01:42:50,207 you realized what I risked to come over here to see you? 1876 01:42:50,251 --> 01:42:51,208 And why? 1877 01:42:51,252 --> 01:42:53,906 -Yes, you wanted another 75 000! 1878 01:42:59,521 --> 01:43:01,044 [instrumental music] 1879 01:43:09,270 --> 01:43:10,923 -Ja! 1880 01:43:10,967 --> 01:43:12,708 Anything for a lady! 1881 01:43:12,751 --> 01:43:14,710 Especially such a pretty one. 1882 01:43:20,716 --> 01:43:22,979 You're one cute little minx, yeah? 1883 01:43:26,243 --> 01:43:27,810 Good figure, too. 1884 01:43:31,292 --> 01:43:32,597 [high-pitched voice] -Nein! 1885 01:43:33,903 --> 01:43:35,121 [giggling] 1886 01:43:35,426 --> 01:43:37,298 No, no! 1887 01:43:49,919 --> 01:43:51,225 Dirty old man. 1888 01:43:53,618 --> 01:43:55,098 [whistle] 1889 01:43:58,754 --> 01:44:01,452 [the girls, chanting] Eins, zwei, drei, vier, eins, zwei, drei, vier. 1890 01:44:19,862 --> 01:44:22,125 -Paula, would you listen to me? 1891 01:44:22,517 --> 01:44:23,953 Paula! 1892 01:44:43,799 --> 01:44:45,235 Paula! 1893 01:44:48,978 --> 01:44:51,285 Paula, I can get hurtdoing these things! 1894 01:44:51,328 --> 01:44:52,851 -Go away! 1895 01:44:54,723 --> 01:44:55,985 [high-pitched voice] Paula! 1896 01:44:56,028 --> 01:44:57,508 Excuse me, ma'am. 1897 01:44:59,336 --> 01:45:01,469 -Come on, Schultzy,nobody's perfect. 1898 01:45:01,512 --> 01:45:03,862 When are you going to letbygones be bygones? 1899 01:45:03,906 --> 01:45:05,342 -Never, you big mouth! 1900 01:45:06,517 --> 01:45:09,041 Since you gave me a ride,why not have one yourself? 1901 01:45:09,085 --> 01:45:10,652 [screaming] 1902 01:45:42,901 --> 01:45:43,685 -Raus. 1903 01:45:46,688 --> 01:45:48,124 Raus! 1904 01:45:50,518 --> 01:45:52,128 [giggling] 1905 01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:16,239 -Stubborn discus flinger. 1906 01:46:16,282 --> 01:46:17,327 -Come with me, honey. 1907 01:46:17,371 --> 01:46:18,589 [high-pitched voice] -Just a minute! 1908 01:46:18,633 --> 01:46:20,243 Paula! 1909 01:46:21,026 --> 01:46:23,072 Paula, will you listen to me? 1910 01:46:23,115 --> 01:46:25,248 -Go away,you want to get shot? 1911 01:46:25,291 --> 01:46:28,077 -All right, so I'll be a bullet-ridden husband. 1912 01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:31,123 -Maybe a few holes will letyour dishonesty leak out. 1913 01:46:34,257 --> 01:46:35,432 Husband? 1914 01:46:35,476 --> 01:46:38,174 -I didn't come over here to change my sex. 1915 01:46:40,263 --> 01:46:42,265 -Oh, Bill... 1916 01:46:43,266 --> 01:46:45,224 Oh, darling,I'm so happy! 1917 01:46:45,268 --> 01:46:47,096 I'm so happy! 1918 01:46:47,357 --> 01:46:49,533 -Why aren't you two in the showers? 1919 01:46:49,577 --> 01:46:50,665 -Oh, because... 1920 01:46:50,708 --> 01:46:53,232 -Hurry up now, off with the clothes! 1921 01:46:53,276 --> 01:46:54,451 -Ja, ja. 1922 01:46:54,495 --> 01:46:56,453 Oh, you see,she's terribly shy. 1923 01:46:56,497 --> 01:46:57,585 Terribly shy. 1924 01:46:57,628 --> 01:47:00,022 -Shy?-Yeah, yeah, terribly. 1925 01:47:00,283 --> 01:47:01,502 -Girls! 1926 01:47:02,677 --> 01:47:03,242 -You all right? 1927 01:47:03,286 --> 01:47:04,635 -All right. 1928 01:47:05,506 --> 01:47:06,768 [whistle] 1929 01:47:07,682 --> 01:47:09,118 -We have a new teammate who's too shy 1930 01:47:09,161 --> 01:47:11,076 to get undressed. 1931 01:47:11,120 --> 01:47:13,339 -Oh, but she'll beruined for life!-Move over! 1932 01:47:14,210 --> 01:47:15,559 Unshy her! 1933 01:47:15,603 --> 01:47:18,214 [protests] 1934 01:47:19,128 --> 01:47:20,129 Go! 1935 01:47:21,130 --> 01:47:23,132 [screaming] 1936 01:47:31,009 --> 01:47:32,358 -How about that? 1937 01:47:32,402 --> 01:47:34,143 [laughing] 1938 01:47:34,186 --> 01:47:36,101 -Girls, girls, excuse me. 1939 01:47:36,145 --> 01:47:38,103 I know he's not very much to look at, 1940 01:47:38,147 --> 01:47:39,801 but he's all mine. 1941 01:47:41,672 --> 01:47:43,282 -Where are we going to hide him? 1942 01:47:43,326 --> 01:47:45,110 -Here, here. 1943 01:47:45,154 --> 01:47:46,372 I've got a big locker, ja. 1944 01:47:46,416 --> 01:47:48,810 -Hold it, hold it! -Let him go! 1945 01:47:49,158 --> 01:47:50,115 I said he's all mine. 1946 01:47:50,159 --> 01:47:51,943 You've got to help us escape. 1947 01:47:51,987 --> 01:47:53,031 [a woman] He'll never get past the guards. 1948 01:47:53,075 --> 01:47:54,990 [arguing] 1949 01:48:01,431 --> 01:48:02,780 -It's him! 1950 01:48:02,824 --> 01:48:04,303 That's him! 1951 01:48:04,347 --> 01:48:05,740 Guards, guards! 1952 01:48:06,175 --> 01:48:07,219 -Wait. 1953 01:48:07,263 --> 01:48:08,743 Quick, quick, to the shower room. 1954 01:48:16,185 --> 01:48:17,273 -It's locked. 1955 01:48:17,882 --> 01:48:19,188 -Over there! 1956 01:48:22,278 --> 01:48:24,193 [arguing] 1957 01:48:26,195 --> 01:48:27,152 [speaking German] 1958 01:48:27,196 --> 01:48:28,240 -All right, where is he? 1959 01:48:28,284 --> 01:48:29,154 -He? 1960 01:48:29,198 --> 01:48:30,242 -Yeah, he. 1961 01:48:30,286 --> 01:48:31,374 -She said there was a man in here. 1962 01:48:31,417 --> 01:48:33,158 -A man, girls? 1963 01:48:33,202 --> 01:48:35,509 There's keineman here. 1964 01:48:35,552 --> 01:48:36,335 -You lie! 1965 01:48:36,379 --> 01:48:37,902 It's not true, there was! 1966 01:48:37,946 --> 01:48:39,991 He was right thereon that bed! 1967 01:48:40,035 --> 01:48:41,384 -All right, we'll find him. 1968 01:48:41,427 --> 01:48:43,212 Come on, comrade. 1969 01:48:44,126 --> 01:48:45,997 [screaming] 1970 01:48:46,041 --> 01:48:47,477 Keep quiet! 1971 01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:54,571 Somebody's got a man in here! 1972 01:48:54,615 --> 01:48:56,312 [a woman] Ja,I see two! 1973 01:48:57,400 --> 01:48:59,228 -He was with her! 1974 01:48:59,620 --> 01:49:02,144 -Now what would a man be doing in here? 1975 01:49:02,405 --> 01:49:05,234 -If you don't know, I'm notgoing to tell you. 1976 01:49:05,843 --> 01:49:07,410 [a woman] I tell you, he is here! 1977 01:49:08,106 --> 01:49:10,239 He stole my clothes! 1978 01:49:11,153 --> 01:49:12,241 -Oh, she always thinks 1979 01:49:12,284 --> 01:49:15,200 somebody's taking off her clothes. 1980 01:49:15,244 --> 01:49:16,288 Oh, excuse me. 1981 01:49:31,303 --> 01:49:32,478 Thank you. 1982 01:49:43,751 --> 01:49:45,143 Ow! 1983 01:49:46,362 --> 01:49:49,626 -Comrade Schultz,what hairy legs you have. 1984 01:49:49,670 --> 01:49:51,976 -Oh, you know the athletics and exercises, 1985 01:49:52,020 --> 01:49:53,587 what they do to a woman. 1986 01:49:55,937 --> 01:49:57,547 -Hey, you guys shouldn't be in here! 1987 01:50:01,769 --> 01:50:03,292 -Bring in the prisoners. 1988 01:50:05,990 --> 01:50:07,775 -Bring in the prisoners! 1989 01:50:22,398 --> 01:50:24,226 -Comrade Schultz. 1990 01:50:24,487 --> 01:50:26,620 You have only to make a public statement 1991 01:50:26,663 --> 01:50:28,665 acknowledging your mistake, 1992 01:50:28,709 --> 01:50:30,928 and I will see to it personally 1993 01:50:30,972 --> 01:50:33,627 that you're restoredto the same status 1994 01:50:33,670 --> 01:50:35,454 you enjoyed previously. 1995 01:50:35,498 --> 01:50:37,935 You can have thatnew apartment back again. 1996 01:50:37,979 --> 01:50:39,633 -I'd rather goto the tractor factory, 1997 01:50:39,676 --> 01:50:41,025 thank you. 1998 01:50:42,810 --> 01:50:45,726 Ex-comrade Schultz. 1999 01:50:46,161 --> 01:50:49,120 It is my duty to order you to stand trial, 2000 01:50:49,164 --> 01:50:50,818 for treasonous defection, 2001 01:50:50,861 --> 01:50:53,168 for demoralizing your teammates, 2002 01:50:54,169 --> 01:50:55,692 and you, herr William Mason, 2003 01:50:55,736 --> 01:50:58,782 to stand trial for corrupting our economy, 2004 01:50:58,826 --> 01:51:02,003 and for abductingour star athlete Schultz 2005 01:51:02,046 --> 01:51:05,354 for subversivepolitical purposes. 2006 01:51:07,443 --> 01:51:10,098 And you, all her teammates! 2007 01:51:10,620 --> 01:51:13,710 Will be witnessesat the fair trial... 2008 01:51:14,363 --> 01:51:16,060 that they willboth be getting. 2009 01:51:16,104 --> 01:51:18,672 -And then, you both are going to be shot. 2010 01:51:19,194 --> 01:51:20,978 -Dismissed! 2011 01:51:21,022 --> 01:51:22,501 -Jawohl, herr komissar! 2012 01:51:22,545 --> 01:51:23,415 Out! 2013 01:51:23,459 --> 01:51:25,461 [speaking German] 2014 01:51:27,637 --> 01:51:29,204 Everybody out, out, out, out, out. 2015 01:51:29,247 --> 01:51:31,685 [speaking German] 2016 01:51:31,728 --> 01:51:33,599 Out, everybody out! 2017 01:51:36,211 --> 01:51:37,908 Herr komissar. 2018 01:51:37,952 --> 01:51:40,694 Shall I take the prisoners back to their cells? 2019 01:51:44,219 --> 01:51:46,395 -That's not Mason,or Schultz. 2020 01:51:50,268 --> 01:51:52,140 -How did they do it? 2021 01:51:52,618 --> 01:51:55,099 -Somebody is goingto get shot for this. 2022 01:51:56,405 --> 01:51:59,321 -I'm afraid it's going to be us. 2023 01:52:11,115 --> 01:52:13,248 [instrumental music] 2024 01:52:15,598 --> 01:52:17,121 -Come on, hurry up. 2025 01:52:18,775 --> 01:52:19,863 -Hold it, hold it! 2026 01:52:19,907 --> 01:52:21,691 It's me, minister Klaus! 2027 01:52:22,779 --> 01:52:24,389 Don't go without me! 2028 01:52:24,433 --> 01:52:26,565 -Minister Klaus?-I'm defecting too! 2029 01:52:26,609 --> 01:52:28,263 -All right, get in! 2030 01:52:30,961 --> 01:52:33,268 -Please, wait for Weber! 2031 01:52:34,791 --> 01:52:37,925 Long live the West German Republic! 2032 01:52:37,968 --> 01:52:40,144 -Get in!-What the hell is going on here? 2033 01:52:40,188 --> 01:52:41,929 -I'll explain it someday! 2034 01:52:42,712 --> 01:52:43,974 Let's go! 2035 01:52:45,454 --> 01:52:47,021 [joyous music] 2036 01:52:50,198 --> 01:52:52,461 -Wait for me! 2037 01:52:53,157 --> 01:53:03,124 Closed captioning is provided by Studio Sonogram. 132350