All language subtitles for Magnum P.I. s04e17 the Crime.eng

♪ Three Little Maids
from school are we ♪

♪ Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be ♪♪

Beautiful young girls
in a chorus line?

As the director, l carry
the entire emotional burden of this production.

♪ Three Little Maids
from school are we ♪♪

My God, l don't believe it.

What makes you think
your brother's in trouble?

His two friends tried to leave
the group, and a week later were found dead.

Jump.

You failed to mention
that your hot clue involved total immersion.

Get down!

[exclaiming]

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

(Magnum)
Higgins, you down there?

Yes.

Just a moment, please.

l'm sorry. l was looking
for Jonathan Higgins.

Magnum, what do you want?

[laughing]
What are you doing?

Agatha and her friends
are arguing over who stands where...

the rental company
just arrived with all the costumes...

and some carpenter asked me
to pay him for your stage...

and l find you in here
shadow slashing. Yes, yes. l'm coming.

Really, Magnum,
l don't think you understand the creative temperament.

As the director, l carry
the entire emotional burden of this production.

l was merely reviewing
the score in private.

Oh, really? Looks to me
like you were practicing for a part.

The lead?

Naturally,
a responsible director would be prepared...

to step in at a moment's
notice in case one of his cast members became ill.

Just another of
the many obligations of being a director.

Constantly tugged
in one direction or another...

expected to be
in three places at once...

and here you are,
making more demands on me.

Honestly, Magnum,
what do you perceive me to be?

[Behold the Lord
High Executioner playing]

Behold the Lord
High Executioner

A personage
of noble rank and title 00:03:38,108
A dignified
and potent officer

Whose functions
are particularly vital

♪ Defer, defer ♪

♪ To the Lord
High Executioner ♪♪

(Higgins)
With all l have to do...

and you still haven't made
arrangements for security for the performance?

Well, l talked
to Rick and T.C...

but they said they didn't
want to hang out with a bunch of opera guys.

The Sandwich lslands Savoyards
and Sir Cedric Brooke...

are hardly a bunch
of opera guys.

Well, l'm sure
they didn't mean any offense by it.

All right,
what do you want? The darkroom.

l want unrestricted use
of the darkroom, and we have a deal.

Very well.

[laughing]

(woman)
Okay, guys. This is pretty good.

It's coming along.
Now let's take a break.

All right, lads.
Thank you.

Now, Three Little Maids,
with the piano.

l don't believe it.
Now Big Harry canceled.

l am trying to talk to you
about this important security job...

and all you want
to talk about is some poker game?

Not ''some'' poker game.

The biggest game
this lsland's ever seen, with the richest pot.

And now, l don't have
anywhere to play.

Oh, l already told you.
l am not interested in standing guard...

at Higgins' latest
charity event.

But this won't even
seem like working. You can see the show for free.

[scoffs]
l saw Higgins' show last year. Count me out.

Well, l wouldn't even be
doing this myself...

except someone has to ensure
the safety of these beautiful girls in the chorus line.

Girls? What girls?
Excuse me.

l was told l might find
Thomas Magnum here.

l can wait if you're busy.
Busy? Are you kidding? Come on, sit down.

Are you Mr. Magnum?
No, l'm Thomas Magnum.

We're his associates.
Yes. What can we help you with?

l don't have
any associates. Thomas, what are you

We were just talking
about the security job...

the three of us
were going to take.

Right. lf you'll just
come with me, we can discuss this in private over here.

Wow.

Well, better luck
next time, buddy.

Think that's one of
the chorus girls he was talking about?

(Sally)
This was taken in his senior year in school.

Look at that smile.
Such an honest and trusting face.

What makes you think
your brother's in trouble?

Well, for the first few months
after he got here...

we talked on the phone
almost every week.

He had these plans
for me to come over.

l'm just a graduate student
in music.

How was l going to get
the money to come to Hawaii?

Then he and his two buddies
joined this eastern chanting group.

l don't know, he....

He became a different person.
He was so distant, and cold.

And then he
stopped calling altogether.

You think they're holding him
against his will?

The last time l talked to him,
he was so belligerent, l did some checking.

l found out
that his two friends tried to leave the group...

and a week later
were found dead.

How did they die?
Drowned.

The police say
it was an accident.

Well, l'm sorry to....

Listen, your brother--
l haven't seen him since.

Do you have an address,
anything to go on?

Yes, but if they know
that we're looking for him....

No, we'll be careful.

(Magnum)
Eric's address was one of...

the roughest neighborhoods
in Honolulu.

Or anywhere else.

Most people who lived here
weren't in trouble. They were past trouble.

Eric wouldn't live like this.

l know something
has happened to him.

l mean,
if he's still alive...

he's not himself.

This group
that he hooked up with...

did he say anything
about their activities?

Well, he told me
that they give all of their material belongings...

to their spiritual leader.

And that they do honest labor
for their soul's salvation...

and give the money
to the poor.

What is it?

''Help wanted.''

Shipping lines,
unloading freight.

lt's circled.

Honest labor.

Maybe l can find him there.

Listen, l'm gonna
take you back to your hotel...

and check this out.
Where are you staying?

l don't really have a hotel.

l can just....
l'll stay here.

l can't leave you here.
lt's not safe.

l don't know what else to do.

[piano playing]

Three Little Maids
from school are we

Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be

Filled to the brim
with girlish glee

Three Little Maids
from school

(Agatha)
Everything is a source of fun

Nobody's safe
for we care for none

Life is a joke
that's just begun

Three Little Maids
from school

Three Little Maids
from school

Three Little Maids
from school

[piano stops]

Ladies.

l believe l detect
a glimmer of improvement.

However, your fan work
is still woefully inadequate.

But, Jonathan,
it's so difficult.

First, the steps.
Then when we learned that, the fans.

Yes, then the dance steps.
Don't forget all of them.

And my poor swollen ankles.

Since 1885, when Gilbert
and Sullivan's immortal Mikado was first presented...

the Three Little Maids have
performed this song exactly as l have taught it to you.

ln your hands, ladies...

is a tradition stretching back
to the glorious days of the Empire.

You, too, will uphold it.
Yes, even cherish it.

Higgins?
Excuse me.

Ladies.
Hello, Agatha.

l'd like you to meet
Sally De Forest. (Higgins)

About my poor
swollen ankle...

couldn't we possibly
eliminate...

just one difficult step
in the dance?

lmpossible.

Our guest star,
Sir Cedric Brooke, will have no rehearsal time with us.

He will arrive prepared
to step into the classic blocking and staging.

And you ladies
must not fail him. We will try yet again.

Magnum, unless you're here
to explain that this young woman is a security expert....

No, no, no.
Sally de Forest is a client.

Oh, really?

And l have a small favor
to ask. Nothing important.

lt just seems that
Sally's had a run of bad luck lately and--

Starting with hiring you
as her investigator, no doubt.

l'll ignore that,
and l told her there would be absolutely no problem...

none whatsoever,
with her staying here on the estate...

in one of the many,
many empty rooms which are always ready...

completely prepared
in the spirit of hospitality Robin Masters is famous for.

Miss De Forest, l regret
that what Magnum proposed is out of the question.

Higgins.
As you can see...

all energies are devoted
to the final preparations for our operetta.

An unanticipated guest
is not part of those plans.

l could just
go back to Eric's.

She plays
piano, Higgins.

Modestly, l am a superb...

albeit completely self-taught,
rehearsal pianist.

Yes, but, if she
were playing piano...

you could be on stage,
directing your actors.

Well, perhaps....

l mean, you can't be
expected to do everything...

constantly being tugged
in one direction or another.

Well, it would give me
an opportunity to step back...

and look at the production
objectively.

Well, just give her
a chance, Higgins.

lf she doesn't do a good job,
she'll leave. No hard feelings.

lt would be a pleasure.

lt's not often
l get to practice on such a fine piano.

Confidentially, Higgins,
l have a hot lead on this case.

There's every chance
l'll wrap it up by this evening.

♪♪[piano playing]

A true gentleman...

a British gentleman...

would say yes.

Ladies.

(Magnum)
When I write my book...

on how to be a world-class
private investigator...

I'm going to include
a special chapter on observation.

Now, even though I've trained
my eye to pick up every detail...

[camera clicking]
I still take pictures just to be absolutely sure.

After all,
even a professional eye can't be as good as a camera.

[camera clicking]

[camera clicking]

[ship horn blowing]

Hi guys.
How's it going?

What you want,
brother?

Refrigerators.
l got to pick up a load of refrigerators.

l got the invoice
here someplace. This is pier 1 7, isn't it?

Seventeen's around
the other side.

Oh, you're kidding.
Oh, my mistake.

Listen, maybe if there's
a phone somewhere that l....

lt's a company car.

Maybe you better
get out of here.

Hey, l got a better idea.

Maybe one of you guys
could ride with me down to the end of this dock...

and give me directions.
What do you say?

We gave you directions.

(man 1)
Didn't you hear?

Hey, come on,
lighten up.

All l want is
my refrigerators.

Big 22-cubic-footers
with ice makers?

We got ice for you, pal.

Jump.

What?

[water splashing]

Jump.

(Magnum)
Once, when I was a kid...

three older guys
decided to beat me up for no apparent reason.

I held my own
until a fourth showed up.

And from that day on,
I vowed that three was my limit.

Particularly
when I didn't know what I was fighting about.

[piano playing]

Three Little Maids
from school are we

Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be

Filled to the brim
with girlish glee

Three Little Maids
from school

♪ Everything is
a source of fun ♪

(Agatha)
Nobody's safe, for we care for none

Beautiful young girls
in a chorus line?

Since when did you believe
anything that Thomas said?

l told you he was just
trying to con you into doing security for him.

Well, this time
it didn't work.

♪ Three Little Maids
who all unwary ♪♪

(Higgins)
All right, you can stop.

Not entirely unacceptable.

Now, Miss De Forest,
again from the chorus, please.

Could l make a suggestion?
Yes.

lf l played it a tone lower,
l think it might be a little easier for them.

Oh, can you do that?

(Agatha)
lt would be heavenly not to-- Oh, my God.

You failed to mention that
your hot clue involved total immersion.

Tell me that
Mr. Masters' camera is not-- The camera is fine!

The only reason
that l'm a little bit wet...

is l was conducting
a surveillance.

(Agatha)
Oh, Jonathan...

it is 4:00.

Very well.

Tea.

Did you see Eric?

Well, how was he?
How does he look?

Well, l didn't actually
get to talk to him. But he looks all right.

Miss De Forest.

l'll be right there.

When do l get to see him?

l'm working on it.

(Agatha)
Will you have some tea?

Oh, thanks, Agatha.
Thanks, Agatha.

All right, so they were
a little messy. Not a little messy.

The last time that you
and your poker buddies used my place...

it looked like someone
set off a claymore mine in the living room.

Do you wanna explain this?
No. Rick, l'm glad you're here.

Thomas, if this is
about security, l'm not doing it.

Hey. What are these?
These are really great.

Cucumber sandwiches.
Oh, l love vegetable sandwiches.

Rick, l'm not going to ask you
about security.

Thanks, Agatha.
You already turned me down.

l respect that.
Good.

l need you to run down
an address for me, from a license plate.

Thomas, l just happen to be
a little busy right now.

l'm trying to find a place
for my poker game by tomorrow afternoon.

How long could it take you
to run down an address?

l love cards.
They're so relaxing.

One phone call.

When my mother and father
went on their world cruise...

they began playing cards
with another couple.

From Australia, l believe.

What do you say?

Okay, okay.
Thanks.

They started betting
a penny a point.

[laughs]

High rollers,
huh, Aggie?

By the end of the cruise,
my father had lost $10,000.

Ten? $10,000?
Yes.

(Rick)
What did you say they call this game?

Bridge.

Think you could
teach me how to play?

l'd be delighted!

Agatha.

Well, as much
as l'd hate to miss the second chorus....

You riding with me, buddy?
Oh, yeah. l've got things to do, too.

See you later.
l'll call you later, too. Thanks.

All right, ladies.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

♪♪[music playing]

Magnum, l've....

Are you having trouble
with your lights? No!

[sharply]
What do you want?

l've just spoken
to Sir Cedric.

Apparently,
he's on the lsland...

although he's not arriving
at the estate until curtain time.

Throw me that shirt,
will you?

And he's leaving
right after the performance...

although he won't say
where he's going.

lt's not Robin's.
l bought it.

Obviously.

Higgins, could we
discuss this tomorrow?

lt's so typical of him
to turn everything into a cloak-and-dagger event.

Even a simple production
of The Mikado.

(Sally)
Hello.

Hello.

l hope l'm not early.

No. No.

Higgins was just leaving.

Weren't you, Higgins?

We'll discuss the schedule
tomorrow morning.

(Magnum)
First thing.

[enunciating]
Be sure the wine...

has ample time...

to breathe.

You want some wine?
l'd love some.

Why don't you sit down?

Well, l'm not sure
what l was expecting, but this is nice. lt's...

friendly.
Lived in.

Yeah.

l hope you like Ahi Kupa.

What's that?

Oh, it's an old
family recipe.

Tuna casserole.

[chuckling]
Tuna casserole?

Yeah.

Do you know that
that is the only thing...

that my mother knew
how to cook?

You're kidding.
No. Well, that and scrambled eggs.

Well, we could order out
for some pizza. No.

l love tuna casserole.

Besides, l'm much too hungry
to wait for pizza.

Well, that will be ready
in a few minutes. Okay, thanks.

Oh, excuse me.

When l was growing up,
my father was in the Navy.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah. We moved around a lot.

Every year or so, there l was,
the new kid in town.

No matter where we were,
there were always two things that l could count on.

One, that my brother, Eric,
was my best friend...

number two, that my mother
would make tuna casserole for dinner.

She used to try
and disguise it by calling it different names also.

''Tuna Kim Chee''
when we were in Korea.

(Rick)
Thomas.

[door closes]

What?

Whoa. Hey...

l'm sorry l barged in on you
like this. Hi, Sally.

l got that information
for you.

l thought
you were gonna call.

Well, l was. But l decided
it'd better if l just talked to you face to face.

ls it about Eric?
Yeah.

Here, l brought
the address over. Oh, great.

But l figure, one favor
deserves another.

About my poker game
tomorrow afternoon-- No.

Now, wait a minute.
You don't even know what l'm gonna ask.

You're going to ask
if you can have it here, and you can't...

because the Sandwich lslands
Savoyards are performing The Mikado tomorrow.

l know. Which means that
l'll be able to use the club.

As long as you make sure...

Higgins doesn't stop there
for anything. All right.

Great! Hey, what is
this stuff, anyway?

You know, it smells like
something my mother used to make. Tuna Noblidad.

(Magnum)
People can be a little funny...

about communal living
and unfamiliar lifestyles...

so it's not unusual
for a cult to choose an out-of-the-way address.

[people chattering]

But the dragon symbol
of this order told me...

these were not the types
who ask for money at airports.

I didn't want to overreact
by charging in there, gun in hand...

but, like my Uncle George
always said...

''it's a good idea
to put something away for a rainy day. ''

[groaning]

[whispering]
l'm a friend of Sally's. Be quiet, okay?

You're the guy
from the dock.

Sally is here.
She is worried about you.

She all right?
She's fine.

You shouldn't have come.

What are you doing here?

l can explain.
What is the meaning of this?

Well, we were just leaving.
Come on, Eric.

You want to leave
your friends, Eric?

[Magnum groaning]
Oh, no.

l am not going
in the water again.

Come on, Eric!

[gun firing]

[tires screeching]

(Rick)
Two, no trump.

(Agatha)
Oh, hello, Mr. Magnum. Three, clubs.

Hello, Agatha.

How's it going?
Swimmingly. l can't thank you enough.

Rick told us how you offered
to let us use your place as a bridge parlor.

Oh, he did?
(T.C.) Three, hearts.

Double.

Redouble.

Thomas, would you get me
a beer while you're up? Bid's to you, Aggie.

(Agatha)
Three hearts doubled and redoubled.

Oh, l pass. lndeed, l do.

Well, l think l'll lead...

the king of trumps...

just to see what's what.

We'll talk later.

Rick, where are your hearts?
You have no trumps.

Of course not. You're the one
that insisted on hearts, T.C.

T.C., can l talk to you
for a minute?

Yeah, sure. Here Sylvia,
would you play this, please?

l hate to see
a grown man cry, especially me.

You remember that quarterback
on your Pop Warner team?

Albert.
What was his name?

Charlie, Albert Charlie.

Yeah. well,
take a look at this.

(Magnum)
This guy took a shot at me last night.

Hidden Dragon?
Man, where'd these come from?

l saw a wall hanging
of the dragon last night...

and it looked familiar,
but l couldn't quite place it.

And then this morning,
l remembered Albert.

So, l went and developed
these pictures l took on the docks.

Man, The Hidden Dragon.
l thought that group was dead. So did l!

What are you guys
talking about? What Hidden Dragon?

lt's a long story.

What are they doing
back on the island?

What about this dragon?

Look, you know
about Hong Kong...

the new territories,
China and Britain?

Yeah, their lease
is almost up. So?

Yeah, well, they were having
these talks, and this radical political group--

(T.C.)
Yeah, the Hidden Dragon. Yeah.

They tried
to disrupt the talks. They want Britain out.

What are they doing
back in Honolulu?

Unless....

Unless there's more talks.

[phone beeping]

Yeah?

Well--

Yeah. Hold on a minute.

Yep--
Huh?

Give me that.

Hello.

Thomas, something wonderful
has happened.

Eric just called
and he's ready to meet us.

(Higgins)
Magnum, have you seen Agatha and Bernice?

No.

l've been waiting to go over
the schedule with you.

l'm expecting the guests
and Sir Cedric to arrive at approximately--

l'm sorry. l'll have to talk
to you when l get back.

Where in blazes
are you going?

This is unbelievably
irresponsible, even for you--

Higgins--
Magnum, let me explain something to you.

l directed Sir Cedric Brooke
in The Mikado when we were schoolboys at Eton.

Wait a minute. Sir Cedric--

l directed him in The Mikado
when we were under the same command in Burma.

His lifelong study
of oriental society and custom...

made his interpretation
of the role--

ls Sir Cedric with
the British Diplomatic Corps?

Good heavens, no. Cedric?

The man has all the tact
of a charging rhinoceros.

That does not alter
the fact...

that he called and personally
asked me to put together this production of The Mikado.

lf he arrives and finds
either the production...

or my security measures
lacking, l shall be personally humiliated.

l'll be back. Security
will be impeccable.

And as for the show,
what could possibly compete...

with a Jonathan Quayle Higgins
production?

What does Sir Cedric do?

He's retired.

(Magnum)
Ever wonder why...

there's no retirement home
for private investigators?

I have. Often.

And my reaction is that
it always pays to be smarter than the other guy.

Especially when the other guy
may be waiting to do you in.

I was beginning to see things
that didn't add up.

A newspaper ad
left conveniently where I'd find it.

Guys shooting at me
at close range and missing.

Now, maybe Eric was waiting
for me at the remote location he'd given Sally.

[tires screeching]

And then again,
maybe he wasn't.

I had a growing suspicion...

that Eric hadn't joined
the Hidden Dragon to learn chanting.

When he left
the commune alone, my suspicion was confirmed.

Unless that was a guitar
in the rifle case.

But I couldn't convince myself
he was on his way to a jam session.

And something T.C. said
kept nagging at me. Were there more talks?

And if not, why would
a retired expert on China like Sir Cedric...

choose this particular time
to come to Honolulu...

to star in a production of
The Mikado?

(Higgins)
Aha!

The miscreants exposed!

This is shocking behavior
from members of my troupe.

Jonathan, l think
you're overreacting a bit.

You will return
to rehearsal at once.

Now wait a minute, Higgins.
You can't break this game up now.

T.C. and l are behind.

$1,200.

$1,200?

Gambling? You've been
down here gambling?

Agatha, this is more than
just gross dereliction of duty.

Do you know,
by the last rubber...

it will be closer to $1,500.

$1,500?

Just relax.
We'll make it up later, you know what l mean?

l am simply appalled
that you could behave...

in such an unprofessional,
irresponsible manner.

Your duty is to remain close
to the stage at all times in case l need you.

Oh, good heavens.

We're getting so tired
of your bombastic manner.

Bombastic?
Yes.

You pick on us
at all the rehearsals. Nothing we do is right.

Madam, you are
on shaky ground already.

Don't throw your marginal
musical manipulation in as well.

Well, you're only doing
half The Mikado.

l've never seen
such eccentric staging.

Eccentric?
You tell him, Bernice.

l'm quitting
and you're quitting with me, Agatha, aren't you?

Well....

Well, Jonathan, you have
perhaps been a touch too forceful...

with your criticisms.
Ridiculous.

''Ridiculous''!

lf we're ridiculous, Agatha,
we're not needed around here.

Agatha, l forbid you to go.

Nobody forbids me
to do anything.

You'll come back. Crawling.

Nobody quits
the Sandwich lslands Savoyards.

They only leave
when l fire them.

(Sir Cedric)
Gentlemen, l think that will be all for today.

Thank you.

(man)
Thank you, Sir Cedric. We're most grateful.

[gun cocking]

Thank you.

[groaning]

[panting]

(Higgins)
lf it's a matter of billing...

l am afraid the programs
have already been printed.

Oh, Jonathan,
it's not the billing, or the money...

or a larger role.

Then what in blazes
is it? l've never seen you like this.

lt's Bernice, isn't it?
She's got you all fired up.

lt has nothing to do
with Bernice.

lt's you, Jonathan.

l thought we were
putting on a show, not some military campaign.

We should be having fun.
But you've been behaving like some....

l'm sorry, Jonathan,
like some overbearing commanding officer.

Nonsense.
l was merely trying-- Yes, you have.

Like some overanxious nanny
with her first charge.

You're quite right,
of course.

l'm sorry to say that
ever since Sir Cedric and l were in short pants...

long before
he was Sir Cedric...

we have inspired in each other
this unflattering competitive streak.

As a matter of fact, l had
even secretly begun to wish that he wouldn't show up...

so that l might
take his place.

l've always fancied
l would make a far better Lord High Executioner than he.

Dare l hope that you will
find it in your heart...

to forgive my
churlish behavior...

and return with me
to the estate for this afternoon's performance?

(Magnum)
When I was in Little League...

I got smashed in the head
with a baseball bat.

The only difference
between then and now...

was that Eric swung
a lot harder than a 10-year-old.

I was dizzy, disoriented,
and my legs felt as heavy as concrete pillars.

But the worst feeling,
was knowing I had to face Sally...

and tell her
her brother was dead.

That I'd been forced
to kill him, was going to make even less sense to her.

But then, things weren't
making a lot of sense to me, either.

Wait!

(Higgins)
She wouldn't listen.

l am doomed.

They're not coming back?

Why today, of all days,
has Agatha chosen to demonstrate her resolve?

Weeks of
backbreaking rehearsal.

All my personal prestige
on the line, along with my reputation as an artist.

The entire British colony
here today...

not to mention, a guest star
of international renown.

And what befalls me?
Ruin. Humiliation.

Disaster.

(T.C.)
Well, it could be worse.

l mean, just get
two more girls. That routine isn't that hard to learn.

That routine has at least
97 different motions, intonations, and gestures.

Don't forget
the dance steps. lt's simply impossible.

Come on Higgins. Listen,
T.C. and l learned all that stuff.

Well, we did.

Listen, every time
one of those girls was dummy...

she was up and around
that room, dancing and singing.

Yeah. At first l thought
it was some kind of secret signal.

They were very dedicated
to you, Jonathan.

You're the loyal one, Sylvia.
You didn't quit. You stuck with me.

Well, l think you've been
a terrible bully, too...

but l've worked and waited
all my life to sing and dance in this show.

Higgins, look, you're
not listening. lt's a snap. l'm telling you!

T.C., come on.

All right.

[laughing]

(Rick)
Here we go. Feet together. Legs together.

Five, six,
seven, eight.

[in bad falsetto]
* Three Little Maids from school are we *

♪ Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be ♪

♪ Filled to the brim
with girlish glee ♪

♪ Three Little Maids
from school ♪♪

My God. l don't believe it.

Could you possibly
do that one more time?

Oh, you're not thinking
of putting these two in the--

And this time, a little more
coquettish with the eyes.

Oh, if you're doing
what l think you're gonna do, l'll quit.

l'm warning you.
What is she going on about?

Nothing. lgnore her.
Concentrate.

Oh, you're doing it!
And l quit!

(Rick)
Hey, Sylvia, wait a minute.

He's not serious.
We're only joking with you.

She'll be back. She said
herself she's been waiting all of her life for this.

Now, about your costumes.

Higgins, l got
a very important engagement.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey,
You can forget it.

No way the kid
gonna look ridiculous.

Of course, not.
Yeah.

(Higgins)
Certainly not.

However, it does occur to me
that your half of that sordid gambling debt...

must be equal to
the monthly payment for your helicopter.

And as for you, Rick, l'm sure
the Board of Directors of the club...

would want to seriously
reconsider the employment of a known gambler.

Now, of course, if both of you
were to volunteer to be in the show...

l might possibly be able to
use my influence with both the ladies...

and the Board of Directors.

The decision, naturally,
is up to you.

You wouldn't.
Oh, yes, l would.

(Magnum)
The more I walked, the more I put the pieces together.

How would Eric have known
where to call Sally?

And who had led me
step by step...

to the clues that had lured me
away from the estate...

and from
the assassination plot?

Sally.

The beauty
with the innocent eyes and the heartbreak smile...

had set me up.

And even though
Eric had failed, I realized he was only plan A.

If I didn't find a way
to get home soon...

the Lord High Executioner
was gonna be executed himself.

The other foot, Rick.

T.C.,
l can't do it alone.

You got to be in the show.
l mean, think of Gilbert and Sullivan.

Think of the money.
l have.

l made a deal with Higgins
to cover security for Magnum.

And that will take care
of my part of the debt.

Goodbye.
That's just great.

Rick, you're not even
dressed yet. Higgins has already called half-hour.

Look, Sally. l can't do it.
l can't remember the words...

l can't remember
the motivation...

and l can't-- l can't
look coquettish.

Yes, you can. Sit down,
and l'll help you finish your makeup.

Quickly, please.
l'm calling everyone into the study.

Sir Cedric is here.

Dumb.

lt is an honor to welcome
to the Sandwich lslands Savoyards...

our very special guest star...

whose generosity
in coming today to lend his support...

to our endeavor is legend.

Sir Cedric Brooke.

Thank you all
very much.

lt's a pleasure
to see the spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan...

flourish so far from home.

l'm sure today's performance
will indeed be most memorable.

Thank you again.

All right, everybody.
20 minutes to curtain.

Sally, we can't do this alone.
Now, who is going to play the third little maid?

lf Sylvia doesn't come back,
then we'll just do it without her.

The show must go on.

Higgins.

Higgins, this is
your last chance to reconsider.

You got to cut the
Three Little Maids number.

We can't just do it
with the two of us.

(Agatha)
You won't have to.

Agatha.

l'm afraid l wasn't able to
convince Bernice and Sylvia.

But your apology was
certainly good enough for me.

Thank you.
Yeah, thanks a lot.

Get ready.

And remember:
coquettish. Coquettish.

And a big, bright.
light opera smile.

♪♪[orchestra playing]

[orchestra stops]

(Magnum)
The old guy who picked me up considered...

30 miles an hour speeding...

and the ride cost me
every cent I had. But it was worth it if I was in time.

Otherwise Higgins'
classic staging of the Three Little Maids...

would be one that
no one would ever forget.

[orchestra playing]

Three Little Maids
from school are we

Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be

Filled to the brim
with girlish glee

Three Little Maids
from school

Everything is
a source of fun

Nobody's safe
for we care for none

Life is a joke
that's just begun

(all)
Three Little Maids from school

Three Little Maids
who all unwary

Come from
a ladies' seminary

Freed from
its genius tutelary

Three Little Maids
from school

Sir Cedric, get down!
Three Little Maids

[gun fires]
from school

[people cheering]

(man)
Bravo! Bravo!

[door closes]

Higgins?

(Higgins)
Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

And this had better be good.

No. You.

You have got
some explaining to do.

l almost got killed
chasing down some lunatic...

who was after
your friend.

lf you had been
attending to security, as l asked you to do...

you would have
uncovered the plot...

before it got to some
ridiculous cliffside confrontation.

lf you had told me
why Sir Cedric was here, l could have handled security.

l don't appreciate
being left in the dark, Higgins.

How in blazes was l supposed
to tell you something l didn't know myself?

You should have
suspected the truth...

when that girl approached you
in the first place... Wait a minute.

...with that preposterous
story about.... Wait! Wait, wait, wait.

Sir Cedric,
your good friend...

who's been through several
wars with you, did not tell you why he was here?

No.

Doesn't that make you mad?

Furious.

[laughing]

What?
lt's nothing. Just....

l'm upset with Sally
because she lied to me.

And you're upset
with Sir Cedric because he lied to you.

And here we are,
taking it out on each other.

[humphs]

Yes.

l see what you mean.

(Rick)
Higgins!

[door closes]

Hi, Thomas.
Hi, Rick.

Higgins, l've been giving
next year's show....

Well, l've been giving it
a lot of thought.

Next year's show?
Mmm-hmm.

You know,
l got to admit, at first...

just the thought of me doing
some stupid musical, well...

it really wasn't something
l wanted to do.

But then, after today's
performance, well....

Well, here.

The Pirates of Penzance?

Yeah, don't you see?
The Pirate King. l'm perfect!

Come on, l'll show you.
l assure you, that's not necessary.

Higgins, please, just let me
show you. Take a second.

♪ l am the Pirate King ♪

lt is, it is,
a glorious thing to be the Pirate King

Magnum, please don't go.
Higgins, just think.

[Magnum laughing ]
We got a whole year just to get my voice in shape.

l am the Pirate King

lt is, it is
a glorious thing to be the Pirate King

lt is, it is, it is

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