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When I was
a kid back in Minnesota,
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I had a cub scout den
mother, a Mrs. Fryfogel.
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She taught us
backwoods common sense
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like "don't drop
crumbs on the trail..."
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"cause you never
know what kind of critter
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Might be right behind
you picking up the pieces."
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I'll never forget the
motto she taught us...
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"Be prepared."
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now it's been said
that the best company
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you could have in a
strange place is a map.
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This particular map
documents the plans
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of some heavy-handed
troublemakers.
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Folks back home figure
if I can get ahold of it,
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the trouble might stop.
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Great thing about a map...
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It can get you in
and out of places
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a lot of different ways.
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Halt.
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That is far enough.
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The map.
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I'd like to, but, uh, I
really need it myself.
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You amuse me.
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Sorry.
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But I really do need it.
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It just goes to show you,
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A good map will always get
you where you want to go.
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Well, the map got me home,
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But a newspaper publisher
made sure I didn't get to stay long.
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Seems there was this
problem in Central America.
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I remember one time I
was maybe seven or eight,
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my dad and I took
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A truckload of apples to
market in another town.
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As soon as we got there,
even as little as I was,
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I felt there was something
real wrong in that town.
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When I asked my dad about it,
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he said they'd lynched
an innocent man there.
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I was a lot older
before I understood
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exactly what that meant.
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Well, how are you doing, guys?
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What's the happs here?
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Nice girl. Kind of reminds me
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Of my sister.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe you guys
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don't recognize me.
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The name's Jackson,
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Andrew Jackson.
You may have seen
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my picture on the
front of the $20 bill?
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You know what I'm talking about?
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Yeah, I thought
you'd understand.
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Nice doing business
with you guys.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hola!
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Hi. Name's MacGyver.
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I'm looking for a photographer
by the name of Kate conolly.
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Her publisher said I
might find her here.
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Look, if I've come at
an inconvenient time...
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Who is this publisher?
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Arthur Prescott.
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He hasn't heard
from miss conolly
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in quite some time,
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and seeing how
things are around here,
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he got worried enough to...
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To send you down here, hmm?
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I'm supposed to believe that?
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Oh, hell, Diego,
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he's probably telling the truth.
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I'm almost out of the soup.
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Okay, you, come on in.
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Señor, I am a terrible shot.
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I might try to just
wound you a little bit,
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So you be very careful.
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I'm harmless.
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Hi.
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So, your name's MacGyver
and you're harmless.
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What do you want?
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Well, actually, it's what
your publisher wants.
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He wants you back
home... Safe and sound.
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So he sent you?
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Well, none of his letters
or phone calls worked.
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You got to admit
I'm a little better
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than a telegram.
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Hey, that's Dave ryerson.
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He's not even supposed
to be in this hemisphere
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unless he's in jail.
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How do you know him?
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Oh, we met, once,
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before he was
deported from the states.
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Yeah?
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Oh, Dave kind of
blames me for that.
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You may come in handy.
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To your publisher, handy means
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getting you out of here.
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Uh-uh, I've got a
big story cooking.
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We've been digging for
weeks and I'm almost there.
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Katie's story could also help us
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get rid of a piece
of human garbage
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from our government.
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General Antonio vasquez.
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Oh, yeah, the army guy
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who runs the secret police.
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I understand he has some
big career moves in mind, too.
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He's got the men.
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He just needs the arms.
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And he's dealing for them now.
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With ryerson and
the crime syndicate.
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The deal's set
for today and if...
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When I get the pictures...
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Look, I need the pictures.
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So your job is to help me
get into ryerson's hacienda.
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No, excuse me, ma'am,
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But my job is to get
you out of the country.
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MacGyver, you can do both.
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We would be most grateful
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If you could help us.
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Then we leave the country?
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Señor?
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You're going to need this.
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Actually, I do much better
without them. Thanks.
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Mind if I borrow
something from your camera bag?
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It depends what.
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Just
that camera strap.
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I need one with a plastic cli.
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That wire's got enough juice
in it to straighten your hair.
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You'd be handy next
time I lose my door key.
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You know, this
place is none too s...
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This spot's just fine.
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It's not the safest.
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Look, if you're
nervous, why don't
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you wait on the
other side of the wall
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while I take...
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Hold it. Hold it.
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There's ryerson.
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And here comes vasquez.
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The deal's going down now.
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I understand you have some
excellent things for me, huh?
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All right, now,
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here we are.
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Plenty more where
this came from.
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Looks like an
army surplus store in there.
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Oh, perfect.
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Ryerson is showing the
general his sample case.
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I can assure you my
organization can guarantee delivery
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Of all the light weapons
in 30 days, general.
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Mm-hmm.
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That's everything
you needed, isn't it?
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And the tanks?
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Three months.
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We're ready to start
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unlimited shipments to you.
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Is it a deal?
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A very complex deal.
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Very risky for both our futures.
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I'm out of film.
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Good, it's time
to get outta here.
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I need one more
shot... The handshake.
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But, yes, it is a deal.
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I'm an accredited
correspondent, and you have
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no right to do this.
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I haven't had the pleasure
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of meeting the
lady before, general,
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but I'd like to introduce
you to an old buddy of mine
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I've been hoping
to run across again.
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Welcome to our
country, MacGyver.
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Look, I'm warning you.
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My newspaper knows where I am.
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Yeah, so they sent mother
MacGyver here to get you out.
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That is why you're
here, isn't it, MacGyver?
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Well, now, Dave,
it just might be
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that I'm working on
getting you kicked out
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of this country, too.
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You know, I'm going
to enjoy your funeral.
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Down here they
make quite a fiesta
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out of things like that.
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Lots of Tequila,
some dancing girls...
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May even shed a tear or two.
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You have both won an invitation.
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Don't you realize
the chance you'd take
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harming us?
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My newspaper would...
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Write a touching obituary.
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Now I'll have the
film that you shot.
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No.
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Come on!
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Uh, let's not be
dumb about this.
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What do you say?
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Getting
sensible, MacGyver?
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Good.
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Here you go, Dave. I
think it was that one.
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You can't!
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You know, ryerson,
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now that the evidence is gone,
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Probably no need to kill us.
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There's no need at all,
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is there, general?
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Probably wouldn't mind
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If we just kind of
moseyed on, huh?
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I want my cameras back.
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Just give me
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the rest of the film
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And your other camera, too.
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Come on!
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Uh, yeah, I think
a little cooperation
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would go a long
way in this situation,
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don't you?
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What is that stuff?
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Plastique. Silly
putty with a bang.
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Oh, those photographs!
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They'll never be published.
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Better not, my friend,
or we're both dead.
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The enemy's out there.
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But you have brought them to me!
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All right, so it went haywire.
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I was afraid something
would go wrong.
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It can be fixed.
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With a little help
from your army.
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Hmm?
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I can do the developing
in the darkroom.
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Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.
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He really meant it, you know.
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Being... The voice of truth.
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It was because of me that he...
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No, it was because of the
kind of man he was, Kate.
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We'll get that film out.
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I promise you.
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MacGyver,
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every time something
happens around here,
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they lock the airport down,
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troops pour all over
every friendly embassy,
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Roads are blocked.
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Just look, this whole town's
already under military guard.
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Yep, that's right.
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So we take film out ourselves.
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Across the border into Mexico.
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That's more than 100 kilometers.
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How are we even
gonna get outta here?
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I've been thinking about that.
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Do you mind if I
borrow something?
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What?
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Oh, you don't need a bag
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for just one camera, do you?
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I can put this
strap to good use.
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I'll be back.
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We need all the help we can get.
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Be ready when I get back.
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Ready for what?
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Back from where?
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We're out of here!
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Are you crazy? They'll hear us.
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Shh.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making a periscope.
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Compact!
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- What?
- Compact.
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All right.
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Hey.
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MacGyver!
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Who is this friend of yours?
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This MacGyver?
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That was terrific!
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We made it.
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Yeah, but the border's
still 100 kilometers.
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And I know ryerson.
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He won't give up easy.
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Hey, MacGyver,
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level with me.
268
00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,246
Are we gonna make it?
269
00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:04,249
Well, we made it
this far, didn't we?
270
00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,919
Somehow i'm not reassured.
271
00:28:12,223 --> 00:28:14,159
We'll stay on the main highway.
272
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,928
You work a search
pattern heading north.
273
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,931
Check every road,
every mule path.
274
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:24,269
You know,
275
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,070
when I woke up this morning,
276
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,872
I had three very
expensive cameras.
277
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:30,308
Well, at least you
didn't wreck this one.
278
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,044
This is my lucky camera.
279
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,246
If anything happened
to this baby,
280
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:38,383
I'd die... or kill.
281
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:47,792
So, where are you
from, MacGyver?
282
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,094
Well, I started out
283
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,361
in Minnesota.
284
00:28:50,428 --> 00:28:52,497
Since then,
285
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,499
ah, here, there,
286
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,267
this place, that place.
287
00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,870
Trouble with the
law, or, uh, itchy feet?
288
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,238
Oh, a little of that.
289
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,907
Mostly, I wanted to see
how the world worked,
290
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,909
meet people,
291
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:08,179
And learn how they're
different, the same...
292
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:11,983
MacGyver, you are a romantic!
293
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,351
No, no.
294
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,419
Just a guy
295
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,987
who...
296
00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:18,756
Spotter plane!
297
00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,425
Great!
298
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,797
They're spotted
heading north toward garabuan.
299
00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:26,998
Moving under cover.
300
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:28,166
Lost visual contact.
301
00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,501
Faster!
302
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:36,875
Hang on! Their plane saw us!
303
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,043
Slow down, MacGyver.
304
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,478
You're messing up my shot!
305
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,153
Whoa!
306
00:29:48,219 --> 00:29:49,219
Oh!
307
00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,791
Oh! Oh. Oh...
308
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:58,229
Whoa! Whoo!
309
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,878
Oh...
310
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,346
Don't say it.
311
00:30:15,413 --> 00:30:17,282
I wasn't gonna say a thing.
312
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,550
We're sunk.
313
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:20,285
This is it.
314
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:23,354
There's no way
we're gonna make it.
315
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:25,456
Ah, it's not that bad.
316
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,125
Oh, yes, it is.
317
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:28,493
No, it's not.
318
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,896
Please tell me how
things could be worse.
319
00:30:35,934 --> 00:30:36,935
Ah, you're right.
320
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,102
You convinced me.
321
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,305
We're in a lot of trouble.
322
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,446
So, how far
are we from the border?
323
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,615
Oh, about ten miles.
324
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,191
So, how are you
gonna start a fire?
325
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,594
Make lightning, or
rub two sticks together?
326
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:05,964
Well, thought I'd use a match.
327
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,931
Aw, shucks, MacGyver,
328
00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,300
I was looking forward
to seeing some more
329
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,868
of your boy scout stuff.
330
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:16,107
What was that?
331
00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:18,910
Sounds like supper to me.
332
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:21,045
Excuse me.
333
00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:28,319
Well, trap worked.
334
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,255
Ooh, what's that?
335
00:31:30,321 --> 00:31:32,056
I told you.
336
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,558
Supper.
337
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,294
MacGyver, you don't
eat things like that.
338
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:37,629
You call pest control.
339
00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:40,064
No, they taste an
awful lot like chicken.
340
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,433
I don't care if they
taste like beluga caviar,
341
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:46,004
I am not eating lizard. Ooh!
342
00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:53,611
Mmm.
343
00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,949
Mmm. Very next
dinner party I give,
344
00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,917
breast of lizard à la MacGyver.
345
00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,020
It's delicious.
346
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:12,230
You're a very... unexpected
347
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:14,632
man, MacGyver.
348
00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:16,634
You...
349
00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:19,504
Keep me off balance.
350
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,340
I'm sorry.
351
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,543
No. I think...
352
00:32:28,479 --> 00:32:30,581
I think I like it.
353
00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:54,472
Want to share?
354
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:03,081
That's quite an offer.
355
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:08,519
Is that a yes
356
00:33:08,586 --> 00:33:11,189
or a no?
357
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,741
They're not inside.
358
00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,376
Then they're on foot.
359
00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,044
Good.
360
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,315
Every time something
else goes wrong,
361
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,050
You say it is good.
362
00:34:13,117 --> 00:34:14,752
If your soldiers
had been on the ball
363
00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,354
back there at the Plaza...
364
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:17,789
You are talking to a general!
365
00:34:17,855 --> 00:34:21,426
Oh, I thought I was
talking to my new partner.
366
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:26,197
But the border is less
than ten miles to the north.
367
00:34:26,264 --> 00:34:28,199
Look, general,
368
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,168
why don't you try
keeping half of your troops
369
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:33,237
back here behind
them, pushing them
370
00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:34,624
forward so they
can't double back?
371
00:34:34,672 --> 00:34:36,340
There's only one road leading
372
00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,842
to the border,
and we control it.
373
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,444
So, they want to
cross the border,
374
00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:42,380
They have to come
through here through us.
375
00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,582
So, it's just a matter of time.
376
00:34:44,649 --> 00:34:48,085
That's what you told me
50 kilometers ago, ryerson.
377
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,122
But...
378
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,125
if your plan fails,
and they get through,
379
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,694
I will not deport you.
380
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,197
I will destroy you.
381
00:35:00,298 --> 00:35:03,835
Even if it's my
last act in office.
382
00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:14,445
What do you see?
383
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,880
Two men with guns.
384
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:16,881
What do you see?
385
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:19,217
Opportunity knocking.
386
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:22,220
You know, you could
stand to lose a few pounds.
387
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:23,821
You rat!
388
00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:25,890
Buenos días, you guys!
389
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,325
What's shakin'?
390
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:29,994
Name's MacGyver.
391
00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,129
We're the ones
you're looking for.
392
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,265
And, fellas,
393
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:36,901
This here is your lucky day!
394
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,669
'Cause you get to turn us in.
395
00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:39,804
Listen, would you mind
396
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,372
holding her? She weighs a ton.
397
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:55,386
All right, conolly!
398
00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:58,422
Yes, yes! Now you're
getting the hang of things.
399
00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:02,660
My lucky camera... it's wrecked!
400
00:36:02,727 --> 00:36:04,662
Well, now, I bet you
we can get it fixed
401
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:07,498
About nine miles up that road.
402
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,842
I'm sorry.
403
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:24,649
Any time, MacGyver.
404
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,184
I like that kind of talk.
405
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,886
Come on.
406
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,939
See anything?
407
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,006
No.
408
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:51,375
It's like we're the only
people in the whole world.
409
00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:53,377
Oh, I wouldn't count on it.
410
00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,880
My guess is they're not
more than an hour behind us.
411
00:36:55,947 --> 00:36:58,616
We must be damned
close to that border.
412
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,465
MacGyver, we
are just about there.
413
00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,237
We are there, Kate.
414
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,906
That's Mexico,
415
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,240
right there,
416
00:37:23,307 --> 00:37:25,309
On the other side of that river.
417
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,480
What do you think?
418
00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,848
You know, I gotta admit
419
00:38:03,914 --> 00:38:05,850
these two boys know
what they're doing.
420
00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,352
They got every approach
to the border locked up tight,
421
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:11,355
and there's just no
going around them.
422
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:18,329
Well, I guess we're just
gonna have to go through 'em.
423
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,797
Attack.
424
00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:21,832
With what?
425
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:24,802
That's a good question.
426
00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:26,771
Yeah. Yeah.
427
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,778
There's nothing
he can do. Nothing.
428
00:38:36,881 --> 00:38:39,316
Mexican border patrol.
429
00:38:39,383 --> 00:38:40,484
Let 'em watch.
430
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:42,586
They can keep score.
431
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,678
It's not great,
432
00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,680
but it's not bad.
433
00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:12,383
What are we gonna do, MacGyver?
434
00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:13,851
Start a war, I guess.
435
00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,488
You make it sound so easy.
436
00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:19,023
That's to keep me from thinking
437
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,825
about how scared I am.
438
00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:26,097
Pilot :
Continuing search, comandante.
439
00:39:26,163 --> 00:39:27,598
No sign of intruders.
440
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,633
Keep searching.
441
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,768
They gotta be up there.
442
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,937
They gotta be.
443
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,574
Airplane reports nothing.
444
00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,645
It's the first time
445
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:43,981
I ever deliberately tried
to overheat an engine.
446
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,382
Okay,
447
00:39:45,449 --> 00:39:47,068
We now have a lot of dirty oil.
448
00:39:48,753 --> 00:39:50,073
What's that do
for the war effort?
449
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:52,656
The military calls
it chemical fog.
450
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,492
Civilians get
more to the point...
451
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,693
It's air pollution.
452
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,628
What does the, uh,
453
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,964
macgyver/conolly team call it?
454
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,832
A long shot.
455
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:02,833
Running low on fuel.
456
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:03,667
Returning to base.
457
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:06,504
I don't care if
you're low on fuel.
458
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,005
Keep looking.
459
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,708
Here.
460
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,580
When this heats up,
461
00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:19,617
It oughta make some
pretty good-looking smog.
462
00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,991
Where are they?
463
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:29,827
They can't just
disappear like shadows.
464
00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:31,695
Look, general,
your troops are here
465
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:32,663
and behind them.
466
00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:34,832
Every exit sealed off.
467
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:36,667
You've done a good job.
468
00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:37,835
Don't panic.
469
00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,538
So you feel we have them...
470
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,906
Caught between us?
471
00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:44,008
I know it.
472
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,877
Either they come out our way
or they don't come out at all.
473
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:53,017
Smoke bombs, stink bombs,
474
00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,852
Rolling bombs, juggernauts.
475
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,062
I feel like Rosie the riveter
476
00:40:56,086 --> 00:40:58,022
in a jury-rigged bomb factory.
477
00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,690
That's quite an inventory,
478
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,859
But not much to
be proud of though.
479
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,194
Hey, it has my approval.
480
00:41:03,260 --> 00:41:04,738
How are we gonna
get this darned thing
481
00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,564
Across the river?
482
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,632
Under their noses.
483
00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,740
Spotter plane
to command post.
484
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,843
Subjects are in section five
and headed toward the border.
485
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:55,913
General, we got 'em.
486
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,042
They're crazy.
487
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,213
And smart.
488
00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:10,988
It's time to get
our party started.
489
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,952
All right!
490
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,255
Watch for them, now.
491
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,790
Watch for them!
492
00:44:19,857 --> 00:44:21,992
Shoot anything that moves!
493
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:25,362
Okay, you ready?
494
00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:29,099
If, uh, things don't work out...
495
00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,937
I'm really glad I
got to know you.
496
00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:36,407
Me, too.
497
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,913
Let's go.
498
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:50,888
Forward!
499
00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:52,356
Up the hill!
500
00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:31,929
Hang on, conolly!
501
00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:33,263
Hang on to what?!
502
00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,952
Come on, Kate, swim.
503
00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:04,528
There they are!
504
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,163
- Kill them!
- Shoot them!
505
00:46:07,131 --> 00:46:08,932
- MacGyver!
- Stop them!
506
00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,161
Welcome to Mexico.
507
00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:40,097
Do you have anything to declare?
508
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,200
Wise guy.
509
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,146
No, David.
510
00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,449
It's too late.
511
00:47:02,452 --> 00:47:05,989
I always keep my promises.
512
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,912
I thought your
camera was broken.
513
00:47:28,979 --> 00:47:30,047
I fixed it...
514
00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:32,282
MacGyver style.33999
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