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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Now boarding, Flight 622.
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Nonstop service to Frankfort.
That's us.
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At this time, residents are
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strongly advised to use caution.
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Dad, I'm scared.
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Everybody, follow me, come on.
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No one's answering at your
meemaw's house, either.
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I'm starting
to get a little worried.
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What is all this?
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A miracle.
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I'll be better, I promise.
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I know you will.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry.
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All my money!
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What? Calm down.
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Don't tell me to calm down.
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Help me pick it up.
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All right, all right.
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What are you smiling about?
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All your stuffed animals
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blew away to Oklahoma.
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Good news.
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Found some
of your underwear in a tree.
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Those are your grandmother's.
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Ew.
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Did you find any diapers?
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Yes, but only one.
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Use it wisely.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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Mary?
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Mary, let me finish.
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Everybody's okay.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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So the house is fine?
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Well, ours is.
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What does that mean?
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Your mother's house
is sort of...
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gone.
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Gone where?
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Everywhere.
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What?! Why didn't you
call me right away?
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Well, the phones were down, honey.
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That is no excuse.
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You're right, I'm sorry. But...
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again, nobody got hurt.
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Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.
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Your mom's at Dale's.
All right, well,
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I'll call the airlines
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and see when
the next flight out is.
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Why? To do what?
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To help.
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There's nothing to do.
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I got it under control.
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Hey, where are
the extra sheets?
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We have extra sheets?
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They're in the linen closet.
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We have a linen closet?
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Yes! I have to come home.
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Well, Sheldon's not gonna be
real happy about that.
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George, when is he ever happy?
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This is the greatest pretzel
I've ever had.
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Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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What do you mean I don't
have coverage for tornadoes?
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All right, fine,
it's a hurricane.
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No?
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Then what the hell
am I paying you for?
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All right, there you have it,
it's a flood.
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Everything's wet,
what difference does it make?
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You know what, I'd like
to talk to your supervisor.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine...
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Hey, how's it going?
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I don't have coverage
for tornados.
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So call it a hurricane.
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I did.
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Flood?
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I tried that.
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Locusts?
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You're not helping.
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Oh, listen, come on.
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As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,
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you always got a home
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right here with me.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, I don't want
to be a freeloader.
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I-I'll pay you rent.
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Great.
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My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!
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Well, you offered.
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♪ And don't it feel good? ♪
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Georgie, Mandy.
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Breakfast's ready.
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Dad, there's
other people in this house.
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I just got in here.
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I saw you bring
in a newspaper.
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It's not a library.
Wrap it up.
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Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you
being Mom.
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Say that again,
and you can make your own lunch.
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Oh, you're touchy
like Mom, too.
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Missy,
I said I'm coming!
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It's Mandy.
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Oh... uh,
be right out.
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Oh, that smells good.
Help yourself.
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You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.
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Thank you.
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How's that different
from what I said?
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You said our mom,
she said a mom.
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Totally different.
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No, it ain't.
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Bathroom's free.
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You wash your hands?
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Yes.
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Dad?
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What's this?
Your lunch.
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We just had a tornado.
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I'm not going to work.
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Then you're gonna help me
clean the house.
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Dang, it's like Mom never left.
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Sorry, it's like
a mom never left.
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Better. How about you and me
run and get groceries,
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baby supplies,
whatever else you need.
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Okay, great.
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Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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Jeff, look what I found
in the garden.
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Oh, my goodness,
that's a lot of money.
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$1,230.
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It must've blown over
from Connie's house.
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You don't know that.
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Robin.
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We have to return it.
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
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It's the Christian thing
to do.
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You said yourself
she was running
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an illegal gambling
establishment.
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That's true.
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You really think it was
a coincidence that her house
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was the only one on the
street to get torn up?
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Could be.
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Or could be a sign.
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Look at the bill,
who does it say to trust?
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I see it.
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I brought you
a wiener schnitzel.
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Thank you.
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I tried it. It's yucky.
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Shelly, sit down.
Why?
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Just sit.
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I don't know
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how else to say this
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other than just to say it.
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We have to go home.
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Oh, no,
who did Germany invade now?
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No, nothing like that.
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Um...
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there was a tornado back home.
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Everybody's okay,
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but your meemaw's house
was destroyed.
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But everyone's okay,
that's confirmed?
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Thank God, yes.
You're thanking the deity
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who sent the tornado?
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I'm not in the mood for this.
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We have to go.
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Why?
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Honey, your meemaw
lost her house.
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I'm sure she has insurance.
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That is not the point.
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Well, what is the point?
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What would we do
once we get there?
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I don't know.
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Uh, be there,
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provide solace,
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lend a hand.
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Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
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Too bad. We are going.
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Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.
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Sheldon, do not argue with me.
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You are going home.
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Mom, the people of Germany
are obsessed
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with rules and devoid of humor.
I am home.
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You know something?
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I think that tornado
had a silver lining.
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Oh, and what
would that be?
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It just blew you
right in
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to where you're
supposed to be.
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You mean it
destroyed my house
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so you could have sex
in the middle of the day?
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No.
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Well, yeah.
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Making love
and living together.
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Well, I don't want
to live together.
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This is temporary.
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Pretty tough talk
for a woman
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who didn't have
tornado insurance.
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Oh, no, come on!
I was joking.
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Do you think
I'm stupid just because
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I didn't have tornado insurance?
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We are in Texas.
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I live here now.
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All right,
Georgie and Mandy
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are in Sheldon's room.
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I'm in my room. Meemaw,
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you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
Dad, you get the garage.
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Why do I get the garage?
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Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?
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Hey.
I'm helping you.
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What's wrong
with the couch?
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Like you'd fit on the couch.
Hey.
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Actually, maybe Meemaw
can take Sheldon's room,
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and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room
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with the bigger bed.
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Really? You want
to sleep on the mattress
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you were conceived on?
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Ew.
Ew.
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Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?
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There's nothing
wrong with it.
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It's a Sealy.
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We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
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Okay, I'll take the garage.
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Hey, you get to sleep
on the mattress
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CeeCee was conceived on.
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Shut up.
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Whoa.
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What's this?
She's a beauty, huh?
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How big is that thing?
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27 inches.
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Don't you think
this is a decision
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I should've been a part of?
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How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.
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I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with this.
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Well, then I'll decide.
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A spider that lives on his hand.
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Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Tell me that's not
a sign from God.
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Geez Louise!
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It's like we're
in a movie theater.
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If you're still
uncomfortable,
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I can return it.
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I-I guess it's okay.
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I'll make popcorn.
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Why are you testing me?
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I need to change
our return flights.
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As soon
as possible.
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What are you doing?
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Uh...
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Tonight would be great.
How much?
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Sheldon Lee Cooper!
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I told you
I'm not going home.
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I am your mother.
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What I say goes.
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What are you doing?
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Passive resistance.
Good luck lifting my limp body.
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Your grandmother lost her home.
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And I feel terrible, but
I can't change what happened.
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You could be there
for your meemaw.
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Does she even want us there?
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Of course she does.
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00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:20,224
Let's ask her.
272
00:10:20,323 --> 00:10:22,293
There's too many people
here already.
273
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,726
You'd just be in the way.
274
00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:27,163
No need to thank me.
275
00:10:27,264 --> 00:10:28,423
We could be back by tomorrow.
276
00:10:28,499 --> 00:10:31,033
Are you deaf? I said don't come.
277
00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:32,969
We will
get through this together.
278
00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:34,538
God will provide.
279
00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:36,706
What's wrong with you?
280
00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,408
Nothing.
281
00:10:38,509 --> 00:10:40,311
Put Sheldon on the phone.
282
00:10:40,411 --> 00:10:41,711
No.
Let me talk to her.
283
00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:43,447
Love you, bye.
284
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,919
Hi. Is your meemaw home?
285
00:10:50,019 --> 00:10:51,522
She took the baby for a walk.
286
00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:53,690
Oh.
287
00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,129
Is she gonna be gone long?
288
00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:02,065
Do you want to wait?
289
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,700
I just made a pot of coffee.
290
00:11:04,701 --> 00:11:05,769
You like coffee?
291
00:11:05,869 --> 00:11:07,571
I'm about to find out.
292
00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:09,105
Come on in, I don't want to
293
00:11:09,206 --> 00:11:10,350
air condition
the whole neighborhood.
294
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:12,509
Well, sure. Thank you.
295
00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:16,113
How'd your meemaw
seem this morning?
296
00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:17,780
Cranky.
297
00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,115
Well, she's always cranky.
298
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:21,051
Can you be more specific?
299
00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:23,120
You may need more flowers.
300
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,888
Right. Well, it's been
301
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,291
pretty traumatic around here.
302
00:11:31,027 --> 00:11:33,197
Try some
cream and sugar in there.
303
00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,730
Nah.
304
00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:39,001
Black's good.
305
00:11:40,703 --> 00:11:42,239
So, what'd you do that
pissed her off?
306
00:11:42,338 --> 00:11:45,209
Well, I'm not gonna talk to you
about none of this.
307
00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:46,376
'Kay.
308
00:11:48,979 --> 00:11:50,647
What makes you think
it was my fault?
309
00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:54,451
The flowers,
your hang-dog face...
310
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,951
This is my regular face.
311
00:11:56,052 --> 00:11:57,888
'Kay.
312
00:11:57,988 --> 00:11:59,789
What goes on
between me and your grandma
313
00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:01,957
is none of your business.
314
00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,759
'Kay.
315
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,730
She totally overreacted.
316
00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:09,399
Mm-hmm.
317
00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:14,337
Maybe a little.
318
00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:26,950
There we go.
319
00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:35,991
Wow, this place is hopping.
320
00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,793
Half the town's
still got no power.
321
00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:39,562
Oh, check this out.
322
00:12:42,599 --> 00:12:43,700
Damn.
323
00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:44,801
I know.
324
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,135
What is it
about a tornado
325
00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:48,004
that makes people
want to gamble?
326
00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:49,505
Don't know.
327
00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,717
Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.
328
00:12:51,741 --> 00:12:54,445
If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.
329
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:56,145
Here's to hoping.
330
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:57,480
Where's CeeCee?
331
00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:58,649
She's with Connie.
332
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,317
Oh, cool.
333
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,219
Oh, hey,
your mom stopped by
334
00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:03,486
the video store
earlier.
335
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:04,687
What'd she want?
336
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:06,657
She was just being nice.
337
00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:08,692
Oh, Georgie, grow up.
338
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:09,993
No, I'm serious.
339
00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,169
She heard about Meemaw's house
340
00:13:11,193 --> 00:13:12,663
and offered us a place to live.
341
00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:13,663
There it is.
342
00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:15,197
The-the niceness?
343
00:13:15,298 --> 00:13:17,900
She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.
344
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,036
All I heard is
they got two bathrooms.
345
00:13:20,135 --> 00:13:22,373
Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.
346
00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,740
You realize even if business
stays like this,
347
00:13:24,841 --> 00:13:27,081
we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.
348
00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,346
Georgie, I am not
living with my parents.
349
00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:31,414
Okay, what if...
No.
350
00:13:31,514 --> 00:13:33,317
You don't even know
what I was going to say.
351
00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:34,918
You wanted to
live there by yourself.
352
00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:37,120
How do you do that?
353
00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:41,091
You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?
354
00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,826
It was a joke.
355
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:45,562
The only thing
I got wrong was the timing.
356
00:13:45,662 --> 00:13:47,498
If I said it
two or three years later,
357
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,533
everybody's laughing
their ass off.
358
00:13:52,269 --> 00:13:53,903
Hey, look
who's here.
359
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,572
Shh, she's sleeping.
360
00:13:56,673 --> 00:13:57,841
Sorry.
361
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,942
What're you doing here?
362
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,544
He came to apologize.
363
00:14:01,644 --> 00:14:02,846
Nobody's talking to you.
364
00:14:02,946 --> 00:14:04,780
Cranky, cranky.
365
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:07,683
Don't you have
some place better to be?
366
00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:09,361
Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.
367
00:14:09,385 --> 00:14:11,120
I am buzzing.
368
00:14:15,359 --> 00:14:16,626
Hi.
369
00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:18,094
I brought you flowers.
370
00:14:18,193 --> 00:14:19,229
Thank you.
371
00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:20,931
I was stupid.
372
00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:24,301
No, I was stupid.
373
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,370
This feels like a trap.
374
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:29,306
I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,
375
00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:30,549
'cause I didn't think
anything like this
376
00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:31,875
was gonna ever happen to me,
377
00:14:31,975 --> 00:14:34,311
and...
378
00:14:34,411 --> 00:14:36,178
now I've lost everything.
379
00:14:36,278 --> 00:14:38,914
Worse, I've lost
living with Mandy
380
00:14:39,014 --> 00:14:40,417
and my little
great-granddaughter,
381
00:14:40,517 --> 00:14:42,786
and...
382
00:14:42,885 --> 00:14:44,254
I liked that.
383
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:46,288
Yeah, I get it.
384
00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:48,290
But look on
the bright side,
385
00:14:48,392 --> 00:14:51,061
you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.
386
00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:52,261
Before you know it,
387
00:14:52,363 --> 00:14:54,264
you're gonna have
enough money to rebuild.
388
00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:57,768
Assuming you stay out of jail.
389
00:15:00,937 --> 00:15:04,039
Eh, two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.
390
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,413
Hey, Jeff.
391
00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:11,648
Oh, George.
392
00:15:15,184 --> 00:15:16,586
Ooh, what do you
got there?
393
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:17,754
New TV?
394
00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:19,188
Yeah.
395
00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:21,124
Ooh. Trinitron.
396
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,793
That's pricey.
397
00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:25,696
There was a sale.
Where?
398
00:15:25,796 --> 00:15:28,097
I don't know, my wife bought it.
399
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:29,331
Probably with coupons.
400
00:15:29,432 --> 00:15:30,332
You lucky duck.
401
00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,536
Yeah.
402
00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:33,669
He doth provide.
403
00:15:33,769 --> 00:15:34,971
I guess so.
404
00:15:35,071 --> 00:15:36,071
How big is it?
405
00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:37,273
I don't really know.
406
00:15:37,374 --> 00:15:38,509
Well...
407
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,243
it says 27 inches on the box.
408
00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:43,746
27.
409
00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:45,381
Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
410
00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:51,721
Excuse me.
411
00:15:51,822 --> 00:15:53,389
Um...
412
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,459
Herr Dr. Pepper?
413
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,626
Ah, nein.
414
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,229
Um, sweet tea?
415
00:16:01,096 --> 00:16:02,966
Oh, oh. Um...
416
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,301
Uh, susser tea?
417
00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:08,471
Ah. Nein.
418
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:10,974
Bier?
419
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,509
Sure.
420
00:16:12,609 --> 00:16:14,144
Danke.
421
00:16:14,244 --> 00:16:15,479
Bítte.
422
00:16:25,588 --> 00:16:26,490
Oh.
423
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:27,957
Grande.
424
00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:31,061
Mmm.
425
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,995
I'm from America.
426
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:34,597
No kidding.
427
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,967
It's good.
428
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:44,142
Who's hungry for spaghetti?
429
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,677
Oh.
430
00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:47,879
Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.
431
00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,346
Is that a problem?
432
00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:50,548
No, just...
433
00:16:50,648 --> 00:16:52,584
would've been nice
if someone told me.
434
00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:54,686
I'm sorry.
435
00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:57,754
All right, grace.
436
00:16:58,755 --> 00:17:00,024
We're still doing that?
437
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,658
We survived a tornado.
438
00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:07,132
Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
439
00:17:07,231 --> 00:17:08,900
and bless the hands
that prepared it,
440
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,035
which are mine.
441
00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:11,368
I got it.
442
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,503
Amen.
443
00:17:12,604 --> 00:17:13,671
Amen.
444
00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:15,573
Missy, I'm really impressed
445
00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:17,009
how you stepped up.
446
00:17:17,108 --> 00:17:19,510
Thanks, it's easier now that
I've discovered coffee.
447
00:17:21,613 --> 00:17:23,315
There's vegetables
in the spaghetti.
448
00:17:23,414 --> 00:17:24,781
Since when do we eat vegetables?
449
00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,384
We got one bathroom.
450
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:27,618
Got to keep things moving.
451
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:29,421
That's very
important.
452
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:33,657
Who's knocking at suppertime?
453
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:36,693
This is your TV now.
454
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,153
I can't have this
on my conscience.
455
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,797
I don't want to go to hell.
456
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,867
You'll need this.
457
00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:48,173
Sweet.
458
00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:49,272
Georgie!
459
00:17:49,307 --> 00:17:51,442
So, you're from Texas?
Ja.
460
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,777
Where is your cowboy hat?
461
00:17:52,877 --> 00:17:53,878
Oh, I don't have one.
462
00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:55,547
Boots?
No.
463
00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:57,348
Horse?
No.
464
00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:58,715
Gun?
No.
465
00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:00,218
Are you sure you're from Texas?
466
00:18:00,317 --> 00:18:02,186
Well, I do think
I'm better than everyone else.
467
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,555
That's mighty Texan.
468
00:18:03,654 --> 00:18:05,390
♪ Danke schoen ♪
469
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:08,726
♪ Darling, danke schoen ♪
470
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,561
♪ Thank you for ♪
471
00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:14,798
♪ All the joy and pain ♪
472
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:19,203
♪ Picture show, second balcony ♪
473
00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:21,405
♪ Was the place we'd meet ♪
474
00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:22,807
Hey, honey.
475
00:18:22,907 --> 00:18:24,709
Mother.
Oh, I love this country.
476
00:18:24,808 --> 00:18:25,911
Mwah!
477
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,579
♪ Second seat, go Dutch treat ♪
478
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,714
♪ You were sweet
Sing it with me.
479
00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:35,386
♪ Danke schoen,
darling, danke schoen ♪
480
00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:37,730
I don't know what could have
gotten into her.
481
00:18:37,755 --> 00:18:39,391
Probably jet lag.
482
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:42,059
27 inches.
483
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,560
We're living in the future.
484
00:18:43,661 --> 00:18:45,497
Boy, that color's amazing.
485
00:18:45,596 --> 00:18:48,232
Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.
486
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,501
Why'd Pastor Jeff
give this to you?
487
00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:52,069
I have no idea.
488
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,270
You didn't ask him?
489
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:54,572
Didn't care.
490
00:18:57,174 --> 00:18:58,476
Are you staying the night?
491
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,346
'Cause we're gonna need to
lay a few ground rules.
492
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:15,096
You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.
493
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,565
In the Paleolithic era,
494
00:19:16,664 --> 00:19:18,599
when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,
495
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,867
it was a signal to the rest
496
00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:22,003
that they'd eaten something
poisonous and...
497
00:19:22,104 --> 00:19:23,338
Oh, scooch.
498
00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:27,343
Like that.
499
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,813
Another fun fact...
500
00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:40,721
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502
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:46,728
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