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What the?
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I, uh, I like your house!
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It's roomy. It's very roomy.
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Oh shit. Sorry!
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Calm down, calm down.
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#PLEASE KEEP OFF
THE GRASS#
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#SOLD#
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Hey Mom, Dad?
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#GROWING OP#
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Hey, hey bud!
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These little Afghanis are loving
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bat guano steeped with coffee,
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So I'm going to move
them to a 18/6 cycle
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Oh and don't forget to clone the Tasmanians,
they're going veg in a day or two
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Dad, do we have to keep your bat
shit formula in the regular fridge?
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Bud, it's just until harvest.
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And for your information, that’s
primo guano imported from Malaysia.
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One of these days, I'm gonna be tired
and I'm gonna drink it by accident!
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Well, maybe you wouldn't
be so tired if you weren't
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doing that whole
'gardening' thing on the side.
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It's not a 'thing' Dad, it's my job. - The
suburban lawn is a nothing but a mutant
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monoculture which bears
no resemblance to nature.
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What is it? You need a raise in your
allowance? - I don't even spend what I have.
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Quinn, there are a lot of kids your age
who would love to be in your situation
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How do I know? I don't
know any other kids my age
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Well try the internet It's a great way
for social exiles to find each other!
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Alright my little baby,
I hope you're thirsty
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Grow
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Hi sweetie I’m just finishing up
my column, then we'll start.
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Do you know where your sister is?
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Home school There's no escape
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Park it gently
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Aristotle's conditions for change are
two opposed states of being
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Such as X goes from being F
to being not F, or vice-versa.
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Very insightful, Quinn. Yeah, I think that
just about does it for today, guys.
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Mom, what, what's my grade?
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Since when do you want a grade?
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Yeah, Quinn Who needs grades?
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Mom, you used to teach real school.
And I want to know what I'd get.
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Well, the point of grades in real school
is unhealthy comparison
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But if you want to compare,
here's a list of some more
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exceptional people
who were home-educated.
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Tennis Star Serena Williams.
Country singer Garth Brooks.
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'Garth Brooks' Good God
- We're waiting to be impressed, Mom.
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It's not to impress you.
It's to remind you that you're not alone.
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Yeah well, misery loves company then.
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Ok for tomorrow please identify and
sketch three cloud formations
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And I suggest that you
get to it before supper
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Class dismissed
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So what's up your butt lately?
- Hope, you know, just leave me alone.
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Why, are you gonna go masturbate?
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Cause if that's what's up,
I'm cloud-sketching elsewhere.
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Nothing's up Hope, except that I just turned
eighteen and I'm already a wanted criminal.
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Yeah So?
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No, I told you, I don't
want you guys selling to losers.
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If you vouch for them,
fine, but if they stiff
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us, they’re getting
their faces ripped off.
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You too. Love ya, later. Bye.
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I got altocirrus.
- NO WAY, I called altocirrus!
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I'm already drawing the fucking convection
layers! I call below the troposphere.
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Tough. She's all mine.
- Bring it, bring it.
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Stop it. Hope I called that cloud
and that cloud called me back
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I have stilettos.
- And I have altocirrus.
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Jeez, Quinn. We could be
looking at this in a book.
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Don't you ever feel like
you're missing something?
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No bro, I hang out at that school
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I see what those saps go through
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Hope, I want to meet normal people
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Quality people, who aren't
involved in the illegal drug trade
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I'll try not to take that personally
- Jeez, is it wrong to be part of LIFE?
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I mean ok, we're in
it but we're not in it!
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All its because our parents.
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Chill, man. We're not some crime op
with pit bulls and AKs
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Mom and Dad are boutique dealers
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Great. Maybe they'll give us all
'boutique' cells in prison.
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Quinn, you want quality? There it is.
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Dad's sweet new Mongolian hybrid.
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Beautiful.
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Yeah.
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You fuckin brown-noser.
Are you done already?
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It was easier in the country.
More space. Fewer distractions.
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Hmm Like those police choppers
circling every other day?
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I find that to be
pretty distracting, Diana
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He needs a girlfriend.
- Then maybe he'd loosen up already.
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Jeez, how did we ever bear
a kid that doesn't inhale?
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Sure he's mine?
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The only thing he knows about females
is from sexing our plants.
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Maybe we should get him a hooker
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Ahh, great idea
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I don't want you to hurt yourself boys
but please be careful with that.
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Marilla. They can handle that.
That's what we're paying them for.
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I got it here.
Alright. Easy, easy.
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Hi
- Hello
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Uhm, I'm Quinn and I mow
some of the lawns around here.
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How nice of you to offer
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We're the Connors, from West Haven
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Dr Charles Connors
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And where do you live, Quinn?
- Oh just across the street.
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Oh, I love the aubergine
trim around the windows
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Charles, look!
- Marilla, we've discussed this.
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We're not 'aubergine trim' people.
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Hey, where do I put the good china.
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Crystal.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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This is Quinn. He's offered to take
care of our grass. - Uh, your lawn.
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Of course. - Crystal, the china
goes upstairs, as in, inside.
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Hey um, d'you wanna
walk to school together tomorrow?
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I still don't know where it is.
- Well.
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Sure, okay.
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Great I uh, I'll see you then.
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I see your parents take
great pride in their property.
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The only good weed is
a dead weed, I say.
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Charles is fussy about appearances.
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Burn them all, won't you?
Bag them and burn them to ash.
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You know, my parents say
pretty much the same thing.
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Welcome to the neighborhood
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Thank you
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Doctors, huh? From West Haven
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I hear that in West Haven they
will flog you for chewing gum in public.
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Well then, they'll keep to themselves.
That's good. - No, that's great
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All these flamingo-worshipping
dolts keep to themselves
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because that's all they
care about is themselves
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They're not all dolts. - Most. You know,
you kids should be enjoying this.
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There's almost no rebellion left.
- Not if I can help it, Dad!
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I don't know what upsets me more, Missy
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The fact that your street
sales are putting us at risk
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or that your goods are
cut from my castoffs!
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I wouldn't sell these to a frat house!
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Quinn. You just guanoed
the same seedling twelve times.
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Oh
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Stop!
- You don't get it Hope. We clicked.
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Bro, you're so deprived, you'd
probably click with a plush chair.
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So what's the problem?
- Her parents are conservative types Hope.
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They'll probably think we're a pack of new
age eco-lunatics, at best. - Well, we are
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And when she goes to
school tomorrow, it's OVER
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Some guy is gonna snap
her up in a nanosecond
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Some quality guy who plays
sports and his family doesn't grow
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dope or have bat shit cappuccino
in their fridge or a kid
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sister running a CARTEL
from the back of her Jeep!
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Some of those school boys are hot.
In a smelly-beast kinda way.
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Yeah, you're screwed.
- You're a big help, Hope.
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I don't get it. Are they related,
or are they dating?
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They're related and they're dating
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So she broke up with the other guy?
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Mm Quinn, uh you better
put on some sunscreen
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There's a bit of UV spillage
from the halide lamps
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Uh how much is a bit dad?
Are we talking like a bit of cancer?
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Less than sunlight. Well have to
re-fit the reflectors tomorrow.
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You better put on a hat tooÀúFÀúF
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I just can't believe
people really live like this
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Mom, The OC isn't a tragedy
- More like a horror movie
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You don't wanna watch this
It's very toxic to you
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Who's that?
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It's probably just the new
neighbors from, oh SHIT!
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Wood Sprites!
Wanna buy some cookies?
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What is with these kids?
Take a goddamn hint already!
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Well, the lights are on,
they think someone's home
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Yeah but the plants in
here are in 12-hour light
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phase. If we turn them off
it'll ruin their photosynthesis!
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GO AWAY, PLEASE!
- Dad, they're just WOOD SPRITES!
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Well, you look like big girls
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Can't you read my sign?
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Wel-come!
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Well-thanks, but we're not interested
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But everybody else on your street
is buying them. It's for a good cause
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Ah So you're selling
conformity along with toxic
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sugar treats? Well, did you
know that the Wood Sprites can
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trace their insidious origins
back to Lord Baden-Powell, who
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was not only a neo-facist, but
was also an infamous advocate of apartheid?
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What? - Yeah Ask your mom.
And tell her that you'll just have
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to peddle your little boxes
of bigotry elsewhere. Night- night!
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Mom, what's apartheid?
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Bryce, that was excessive
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I know, but how can their
parents enroll them in a scam like that?
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I mean, we don't sell poison to kids.
Why should they be allowed to sell it to us?
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Uh, you know why I have
trouble making friends?
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Look, if we're so freaked
out by Wood Sprites, how am I
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supposed to ever connect
with people MY OWN SIZE!?
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Wood Sprites are evil. They’re
a League of pint-sized little narcs.
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I was a Wood Sprite
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Yeah but you grew out of it
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Quinn, no you gotta
leave some of the spurge
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It gives the lawn natural character.
- It'll spread to the neighbors.
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Hey, if a little character spread to the
neighbours that would be just fine.
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Enjoy nine-to-five
hell, suckers
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Spew as much CO into the
biosphere as you possibly can
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Jeez, why is it that the smoke from that
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thing is legal and ours isn't?
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Hey, what's that smell?
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New purifier.
Now the air from the house
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goes through a state-of-the-art
re-odorizing filter
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Mmmm Cherry blossoms
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We still smell like skunk, Dad
If you're looking for it.
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Think of it more as
Jerry Garcia's bubble bath
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Great
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Now be thankful bud. High
school is the nursery
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for all of this
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Hey Wanna walk to school together?
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Sure I'll walk with you, but I,I
don't go to school. - You don't?
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Oh, but I'm not stupid or anything
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I am something but I, I don't,
I don't go to school, at school.
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Really. - Well, it's just my
parents They don't believe
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in they, they don't
want me institutionalized
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Oh my God You're like!
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OH NO I'm not like that I'm not
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No, I don't mean institutionalized
as in 'mental' I mean, well sure,
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sure I can act crazy sometimes but
who doesn't and I really just had a
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bad case of the flu.
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It was uh, oh it was the bird flu
- Oh I hear that's bad.
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No, no, I'm better now
Crystal, I'm very healthy!
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Well, you look healthy.
- Thanks. Thank you.
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So do you.
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I'm gonna get a ride with my dad.
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Hey, I thought you weren't coming!
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I think it's time I've
missed quite a few classes
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Good because I'm totally
lost and late for my first
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period. Do you know
where uhm B 241- is?
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Sure It's, uh, it's that way
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And then that way You hang a left
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And there should be uh, stairs
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Go right Right Go upstairs, right
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Yeah that's a lot of stairs.
- Where is it, on the roof?
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You really can't miss it.
- Okay, I’ll see ya later.
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Okay.
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What can I do for you Quinn?
Drop slip? Multiple F's?
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I'd like to know how I, how I go about,
going to school here.
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Great. Okay. We're talking next year?
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No, actually I'd like to start today
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Oh, did you just recently move here?
- A few months ago.
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Okay, well. Let's see we need a
transcript from your former school,
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birth certificate, health records and
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your parents need to come in
- Do my parents have to?
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Yes. They need to sign
your admission docu...
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What are you doing?
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I can't, this is a bad idea
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Wa, wait Wait, wait
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You get me health and birth records
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I'll see if I can get you
in with an equivalency test
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And my parents?
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Most new kids get dragged
in here by their folks
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Never had one come in on his own before
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Must be a Halley's Comet year
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Why are the police here?
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Ah they're looking for drug sales. We've
had a real problem with that lately.
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Mom?
- In the grow room.
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I have a birth certificate, don't I?
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Tell me you have some real
official PROOF that I exist!
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Of course you exist, sweetie
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And you don't need an official
document to say that you do
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We're not North Korea!
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I am not signing anything
No son of mine is going to high school!
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I'm old enough to decide myself.
- Quinn, you have no idea how lucky you are.
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You're getting a first rate
education from your mother
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who is a certified teacher
- Mom, I love learning from you I do, but.
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What more do you expect and why now?
- Because it's my LAST CHANCE!
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I mean, I spend more time
talking to these damn PLANTS
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than I do to people my own age!
- But Quinn, the cost
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What those idiots are gonna
do to your mind. - Rote learning.
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They'll teach you to
memorize, not understand
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They will erode your innate
reasoning skills. - Exactly
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Why would you ever want
to leave this healthy,
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oxygen-rich learning environment
to go breathe recycled
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farts all day in a concrete
coffin for your mind?
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I don't know that sharing
a bedroom with Aunt Mary
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and chain smoke is exactly
a healthy environment
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Quinn, modern education
produces specialized workers
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for a technical society
that is structured on an exploitative
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labor model that hasn't evolved
since the Industrial Revolution.
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Do you understand?
- Yes I understand but...
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He understands
- Do you know most kids your age wouldn't
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have a clue what we just said?
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You're much too special
to be specialized
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People go to high school, okay.
Decent people and I've met them.
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Who are the 'decent people'?
Pol Pot went to high school
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George Bush went to high school!
- YOU and MOM went to high school!
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Your mom thinks that these
patio lanterns are better
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for our cover than lawn gnomes
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Personally I’m uh inclined to disagree
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Yeah like the welcome mat?
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Exactly
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck
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Most nuanced smoke this side of paradise
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Too complex to be engineered
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Can't be cloned.
My personal stash.
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Quinn, we didn't move
here just for the anonymity
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And, it wasn't just because we were made.
- What else is there?
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I felt that it was the
ultimate test for all of us
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to be able to live with them
but never have to be them
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Because I was for awhile.
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You were?
- In the eighties. Big money.
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Junk bonds. Low interest. Everyone
was borrowing, acquiring.
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It was all very persuasive
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And even though your granddad
was the best grower in the
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country,
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I took a job in the market
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Everyone my age was doing
it and getting rich legally
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By the time everyone
realized that it was all based
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on a false valuation of
the world's corporate worth
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We lost everything.
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So what happened?
- You were just born.
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We lived in a van with leaky exhaust
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Your mother would check
on you every two minutes
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to make sure you were still breathing
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I lost myself out there.
I followed.
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Dad, I'm not following anybody.
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Just know, that your mother
and I aren't middle-aged
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criminals‚ taking our
children out for a thrill ride.
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It's our freedom, bud.
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It's our nature
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Yours too
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Whatever you do, don't risk that
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Don't worry, Dad I won't
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God I hate these lights
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This is disgusting.
- Hope, a little privacy please.
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Trust me I'm saving your life
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Nerd. Nerd. Preppy scum.
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Disaster.
- I bought this one special.
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No. Quinn, wear this.
- No, I want to make a good impression.
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Okay then well if anyone
asks, you're an only child!
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Fine by me. Take this.
- Fuck off!
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The books will be dry,
but you're going to ace the
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sciences and I will help
with math as best I can
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You look great. Like, the mall.
- Thanks mom
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I made you a tahini and honey sandwich.
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Mom. Mom. It's okay.
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Oh, don't let them brain-wash you.
- I won't Mom.
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You're the best teacher I
ever had and ever will have
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So, uh I'll start on the enrollment
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And, for now, you can use school facilities
to study for your equivalency exam.
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Thank you, sir.
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Mr Slack
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You must sign the attendance sheet
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If you do not sign the sheet,
you lose library privileges
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Signing the sheet for
another student is prohibited
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The sheet is located on my
desk under the plastic apple
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Mr Kravitz you signed
the sheet you must be
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here
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Lenny Lenny Kravitz
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Will you please identify yourself?
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Then Fern goes 'Since you and Phil are just
friends, can I ask him to the prom?'
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She's so dreaming.
- Well hello!
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Did you see that porn she
wrote on his wall? Dirty slut.
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I'm a COW on Facebook I don't need new
photos, I need a new face.
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00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:53,167
No worries! I know this doctor who
gives botox injections to minors.
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00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:56,958
Botullin Toxin A was actually first
used to treat cross-eyedness.
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00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:59,147
My mom, she calls it 'facade-omy'.
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Facade' o-me?
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00:28:05,592 --> 00:28:08,582
Kravitz? Lenny Kravitz?
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If someone signed in
for Mr Lenny Kravitz,
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it's AGAINST THE RULES,
which clearly state
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that no student may sign in for another!
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GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU KIDS!?
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What's going on, is he okay?
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00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:24,937
Hey, they're trying to
give him a nervous breakdown
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00:28:25,576 --> 00:28:27,724
It's kinda their
project before graduation
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00:28:27,783 --> 00:28:31,985
So why are they trying to give him
a nervous breakdown? - Because he's there.
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00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,243
Just try to stay off their radar.
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00:28:34,623 --> 00:28:39,323
Speaking of radar, can you
tell me how to find B241.
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00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:43,479
Up your ass and take a left.
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00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:10,664
Psst! Hey.
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00:29:10,930 --> 00:29:12,953
Hey.
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00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,080
Uh, what are you doing?
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00:29:15,081 --> 00:29:18,987
We're germinating seeds and recording
the various effects. I'm eating them.
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00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:23,172
I know a bit about seeds I could help
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00:29:23,497 --> 00:29:25,626
Really? That would be great because
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my lab partner is a total distraction.
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00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:37,039
Hey hall rat I know what
you're thinking man but,
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00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,682
that's not your cheese.
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00:29:50,003 --> 00:29:53,237
Whoa, whoa. You okay?
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00:29:53,843 --> 00:29:57,734
How's your first day going?
- Well, I think I could go to biology class.
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00:29:57,814 --> 00:30:02,096
Well no, for legal reasons, we can't
really do that until you're enrolled.
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Once you pass the exam, we'll set you up.
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00:30:05,456 --> 00:30:07,794
By then, she'll be set up.
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00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:17,026
Crystal? Hey so where are you going?
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00:30:18,004 --> 00:30:21,591
Home.
- Yeah? Me too. Neighbour.
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00:30:22,113 --> 00:30:26,209
Well, you know what they say about the
boy next door. - Oh yeah? Well what's that?
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00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:28,520
He's usually a serial killer.
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00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:33,494
So what's your dark secret?
- Me? There's no secrets. Like none at all.
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00:30:33,556 --> 00:30:35,774
Damn. That is boring.
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00:30:37,039 --> 00:30:39,877
So, you like Teenage Head?
- I LOVE THAT BAND!
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00:30:39,878 --> 00:30:43,493
Ohh yeah, me too. - They're so cult, like
this hidden treasure I have all their music!
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00:30:43,494 --> 00:30:46,141
I've got the original vinyl
- Get out! Really?
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00:30:46,142 --> 00:30:48,643
Hey lab partner!
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00:30:49,049 --> 00:30:51,915
Hey, hop in I'll give you a ride home.
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00:30:53,542 --> 00:30:55,948
You guys don't know each other?
- Na.
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00:30:55,949 --> 00:31:00,577
Well, Phil Steadman, class
president, this is... - Quinn. Hi.
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00:31:00,618 --> 00:31:03,734
‘Queen'?
- No. It's Quinn. Like the Mighty Quinn.
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00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,978
Checkerboard shirt with camo pants?
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00:31:06,019 --> 00:31:08,000
It’s such a cry for help
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00:31:08,184 --> 00:31:11,492
Hey Crys, will you
sign my chastity pledge?
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00:31:11,592 --> 00:31:14,035
No sex till prom party
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00:31:14,303 --> 00:31:18,013
I'm raising money for Unicef.
- You want a ride too, man?
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00:31:18,014 --> 00:31:23,120
Yo, Mansteed, this is the exec limo,
not a fuckin bookmobile. Not cool.
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00:31:23,201 --> 00:31:26,612
So what’s up with, you
know your sailor suit?
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00:31:26,692 --> 00:31:29,074
Nothing’s up I got
practice for the musical
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00:31:29,154 --> 00:31:31,446
But I still kick ass!
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00:31:32,911 --> 00:31:36,091
Hey, I just remembered.
I gotta go to the guidance
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00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:39,582
counselor to talk about
college interviews. I'll see ya
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00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,650
We'll be seeing you, Quinn.
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00:31:41,970 --> 00:31:45,276
Yeah. Cool.
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00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,529
Cool.
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00:31:57,387 --> 00:31:59,377
There's something fucking wrong about
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the hot New Girl and the
loser New Guy hitting it off
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00:32:02,432 --> 00:32:05,619
They're completely ignoring our
social structure.
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00:32:06,943 --> 00:32:09,312
I KNOW who he is! He's that freaky
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00:32:09,412 --> 00:32:11,778
Boo Radley guy that mows our lawn!
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00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:40,254
You need a thing bro.
- What thing?
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00:32:40,255 --> 00:32:42,429
Jocks have sports Nerds
have mental superiority
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00:32:42,490 --> 00:32:44,826
And stoners have hot
knives and metal shop
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00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:48,518
Without a 'thing', you're
gonna be shunned by all
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00:32:48,579 --> 00:32:51,698
You've never even been inside Hope.
- With my network of sales agents,
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00:32:51,699 --> 00:32:53,680
I don't have to I have
a perfect perspective
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00:32:53,747 --> 00:32:56,849
On what? - High school, dick wad.
It's a jungle in there.
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00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:59,783
I'll protect you If I can
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00:33:00,798 --> 00:33:03,205
You're my little sister, Hope.
Little sister.
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00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:05,324
And you're like Bambi with a bazooka.
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00:33:05,325 --> 00:33:07,776
If you compromise me or the clan,
I'm cutting you loose Do you hear me?
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00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,432
Compromise you?
- To paraphrase Aristotle Quinn,
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00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:13,451
Don't fuck with my good life.
- Hope, there are COPS in that school
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00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:16,276
because someone,
god-only-knows-who-is selling
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00:33:16,317 --> 00:33:19,286
Cops shmops You're what scares me
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00:33:19,347 --> 00:33:22,285
Fine Fine Fine
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00:33:24,184 --> 00:33:26,830
I can handle this my own way
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00:33:27,426 --> 00:33:29,407
You are so meat.
425
00:33:50,819 --> 00:33:55,934
Hey. - These are for you!
- Really? How sweet!
426
00:33:56,818 --> 00:33:59,289
They're wild. Those are mums,
427
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:03,204
that’s purple butterfly
and those are daisies so you
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00:34:03,246 --> 00:34:05,302
don't have to pick the school's.
429
00:34:05,303 --> 00:34:07,284
Hey you should know some
people are talking about you.
430
00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:10,774
Talking about what? - Philip said he
saw you peeping in his window
431
00:34:10,786 --> 00:34:13,071
But I said that was impossible
because you had the bird flu
432
00:34:13,113 --> 00:34:15,605
Case of mistaken identity.
Right?
433
00:34:15,608 --> 00:34:19,571
Right. Mistaken identity. That.
- I'm so relieved you're not a pervert!
434
00:34:19,630 --> 00:34:23,972
Me too. Talk about dark secrets!
- I never trust gossip.
435
00:34:24,036 --> 00:34:27,653
At my last school, there were
rumors I was a nymphomaniac.
436
00:34:28,337 --> 00:34:30,540
How awful for you.
- Yeah.
437
00:34:39,752 --> 00:34:43,336
Dude, you smell GOOD!
438
00:34:44,953 --> 00:34:47,032
It smells like a big spliff
439
00:34:52,776 --> 00:34:55,635
Hey man, are you holding or what?
440
00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:59,308
Let's hold him up from his toes.
441
00:35:03,723 --> 00:35:07,695
Shower's right through there. Unfortunately,
the school doesn't supply towels so
442
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:11,130
I'll air-dry, sir
It's more eco-friendly
443
00:35:12,006 --> 00:35:14,143
It's more friendly
444
00:35:57,394 --> 00:36:01,747
You just like wearing makeup.
And that sailor suit. HMS Pina-Fag.
445
00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:04,111
They needed a baritone bitch.
446
00:36:04,215 --> 00:36:06,608
Anyone have any extra pants?
447
00:37:05,794 --> 00:37:08,419
Oh my God! Quinn?
- It's not how it looks!
448
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:12,230
Some guys stole my clothes.
I'm not a pervert or anything! Really.
449
00:37:19,350 --> 00:37:23,792
Soooo, college interviews going well?
450
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,650
Crystal, would you excuse us?
- Yep. Definitely.
451
00:37:35,802 --> 00:37:38,101
Kids around here are pretty devious
452
00:37:38,404 --> 00:37:41,672
I wouldn't trust anyone with my gym gear.
- Thank you, sir.
453
00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:43,705
Make sure you pass the test, Quinn
454
00:37:43,872 --> 00:37:46,199
I wouldn't want to lose her either
455
00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:50,122
I said family meeting ten minutes ago
456
00:37:50,265 --> 00:37:53,925
I don't have time for a family meeting.
I've only got TWO days left to study.
457
00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,907
There's always time for family
458
00:37:56,038 --> 00:37:59,372
And, this is rather important
459
00:37:59,729 --> 00:38:02,175
We've had another outbreak
of aphids on our crop
460
00:38:02,217 --> 00:38:05,969
Oh no! Dad, you don't mean?
- Yes. I've had to release the ladybugs.
461
00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:08,138
Last time they were
crawling everywhere for weeks
462
00:38:08,178 --> 00:38:12,375
Quinn we don't use pesticides here.
And besides ladybugs are our FRIENDS.
463
00:38:12,454 --> 00:38:14,436
They're magical
464
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,747
Friends On the social
scale of Embarrassment,
465
00:38:16,846 --> 00:38:18,839
ladybugs are a TEN.
- Yes.
466
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,830
Why don't we just leave
the house for awhile?
467
00:38:20,831 --> 00:38:22,970
That's a great idea We
let these guys get started
468
00:38:23,011 --> 00:38:26,801
and you two can help me
collect bat guano at the park
469
00:38:26,821 --> 00:38:30,226
Oh honey that's a great idea.
- Our shame goes to eleven.
470
00:38:30,972 --> 00:38:33,634
When they're crawling in
my bed they're a little more than friends.
471
00:38:33,674 --> 00:38:36,750
You'll never get em all I'm crashing at
my safe house til their cycle runs out
472
00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:38,937
As if it isn't hard enough
trying to make friends,
473
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:41,531
real friends, now I gotta
deal with these ladybugs
474
00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:45,155
Quinn, build your peeps one at a time.
And remember the first rule of sales.
475
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,972
Which is?
- 'Only flow to those you know'
476
00:38:47,973 --> 00:38:51,779
Kids, time for Dark phase!
- I'm not done studying!
477
00:38:52,758 --> 00:38:55,268
Quinn, you can't!
478
00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:57,590
Those are Dad's prize
clones from Chiapas, Mexico
479
00:38:57,670 --> 00:39:01,770
I don't care. Hasta la vista.
- It's your Mexican revolution.
480
00:39:01,851 --> 00:39:05,993
G'night, you guys I love you!
- I love you too!
481
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,301
Hear that? They love you
482
00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:36,313
What do you think you're doing?!
- I thought you might want company.
483
00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:40,729
Look into my eyes, man!
I'm a teen psychopath! Can't you tell?
484
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:44,191
I've never seen one up close.
- Only thing that keeps those bullies off
485
00:39:44,213 --> 00:39:49,280
of my back is that my brooding bitterness
might set me off on a shooting spree.
486
00:39:49,324 --> 00:39:53,146
You won't really, though.
Will you?
487
00:39:53,533 --> 00:39:58,679
Who knows. But if you sit with me,
you're be marked like me.
488
00:39:59,117 --> 00:40:03,500
But it's just lunch, eating
489
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,686
If you can get her
you'll be marked like a fucking hero
490
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,771
...silver.
- Hey not too much off that stalk.
491
00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:58,396
You just cut off a good bud, Bud!
492
00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:00,965
So much to memorize. My eyes hurt.
493
00:41:00,988 --> 00:41:03,300
Hey well don't forget
to feed the Mexicans.
494
00:41:03,403 --> 00:41:06,588
If you can take five showers
a day you can water a few plants.
495
00:41:06,671 --> 00:41:10,404
You know when I was your
age I had 20 plants to take care of.
496
00:41:10,503 --> 00:41:12,643
What a tired curriculum
497
00:41:12,743 --> 00:41:15,212
It's a recipe for mind control
498
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,101
Quinn, is it really worth it?
499
00:41:21,748 --> 00:41:24,014
It's for me.
- It's for you?
500
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:27,987
Hey, I don't know if you've noticed,
but we're not exactly an open house here
501
00:41:31,249 --> 00:41:33,364
Hi
502
00:41:33,443 --> 00:41:35,564
It's the girl across the street
503
00:41:35,624 --> 00:41:39,563
What are you doing here?
- Uhm, before I forget, here.
504
00:41:40,369 --> 00:41:42,383
Thank you.
- Do you want to study together?
505
00:41:42,564 --> 00:41:44,603
I mean, I know you're in catch-up mode,
506
00:41:44,604 --> 00:41:46,609
and I'm trying to get my
grades up for college so.
507
00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:49,723
Sure. Yeah, I'd love to
study, study, with you.
508
00:41:51,826 --> 00:41:55,715
Can we do it at your place?
Ours is a real mess right now.
509
00:41:55,778 --> 00:41:57,780
Yeah, I'll check with my parents
510
00:41:57,860 --> 00:42:00,466
I'll grab my books.
- Okay.
511
00:42:01,962 --> 00:42:06,208
Our house is not messy. If anyone
can operate a full-scale indoor farm
512
00:42:06,211 --> 00:42:09,725
and a home and do better...
- The answer to your question, Mom, is Yes.
513
00:42:09,786 --> 00:42:11,935
It's VERY worth it.
514
00:42:12,857 --> 00:42:16,325
We'll call at intermission.
But we could be back at any time.
515
00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:18,514
Don't worry, Dad Quinn
has a major test tomorrow
516
00:42:18,616 --> 00:42:22,961
You have a major test tonight.
- Yes sir.
517
00:42:22,962 --> 00:42:28,175
So, what chemistry are they
teaching you kids these days?
518
00:42:29,248 --> 00:42:31,963
Actually sir, it's a bit obsolete
519
00:42:33,245 --> 00:42:36,984
What does this note mean?
'Feed Mexicans'
520
00:42:37,532 --> 00:42:41,470
Foster children. We have foster
children Little Mexicans.
521
00:42:41,549 --> 00:42:45,166
And uhm, we, mail them food
522
00:42:45,370 --> 00:42:50,247
How sweet Now kids I want
you to stay downstairs
523
00:42:50,307 --> 00:42:52,467
because we're painting the upper floors
524
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:56,282
Yes The fumes are suffocating
525
00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:04,334
They're nice.
526
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,833
Can you believe my
parents locked the liquor cabinet?
527
00:43:07,836 --> 00:43:11,316
They're scared we'll get drunk and have sex
cause they haven't had any in years
528
00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:14,855
None in years? Must be really tough
529
00:43:14,896 --> 00:43:17,229
Anyway my parents don't
even like me drinking coffee,
530
00:43:17,251 --> 00:43:21,253
even though they knock back like a
bottle of wine a night each. Yours?
531
00:43:21,267 --> 00:43:23,552
Uh, they have, their vices
532
00:43:23,656 --> 00:43:27,218
The coffee's good.
- I drink it to piss 'em off.
533
00:43:27,219 --> 00:43:30,629
I'd even get suspended again just to see
them get excited about something.
534
00:43:30,630 --> 00:43:32,836
You got suspended?
- From my last school.
535
00:43:32,837 --> 00:43:36,299
It's kind of hard to
hide a joint in your kilt, you know?
536
00:43:36,664 --> 00:43:39,917
I bet. - Anyway, my Dad's
like 'I'm not paying
537
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,899
for private school education anymore,
538
00:43:41,956 --> 00:43:44,317
blah blah blah, so we moved.
539
00:43:44,377 --> 00:43:46,358
Here?
540
00:43:47,097 --> 00:43:49,112
Hey! You don't have any, do you?
541
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:53,423
Uhm, Any what?
- Any weed, you dork.
542
00:43:53,749 --> 00:43:56,822
Oh, wh-what makes you
think I do, I would?
543
00:43:56,829 --> 00:43:59,528
I dunno. You seem like a misfit.
- I do?
544
00:43:59,588 --> 00:44:02,049
Yeah but, in a good way.
You know like. No one really knows you.
545
00:44:02,112 --> 00:44:05,828
You're like a mystery man.
- Mystery's kinda my thing.
546
00:44:05,868 --> 00:44:07,936
I could really use a hit right now
547
00:44:08,515 --> 00:44:12,190
But I can't keep any because my anal parents
search my room every fuckin' day
548
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:15,120
Well I don't have any.
- It's probably a good thing.
549
00:44:15,183 --> 00:44:18,587
It makes me totally horny. - I think, on
second thought, I might know someone.
550
00:44:21,713 --> 00:44:23,698
They moved away
551
00:44:23,778 --> 00:44:27,475
Hey! I bet Philip could hook us up.
- Philip?
552
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,496
He says he's connected
and I know he's this weird,
553
00:44:29,539 --> 00:44:32,607
preppy A student and his dad's
this influential lawyer, he's
554
00:44:32,726 --> 00:44:36,166
got the goods.
555
00:44:37,651 --> 00:44:39,700
Not tonight okay?
556
00:44:39,701 --> 00:44:42,223
What? You don't wanna have some fun?
557
00:44:42,725 --> 00:44:46,114
I don't want your parents
to move you away again
558
00:44:47,179 --> 00:44:49,802
Me neither
559
00:45:11,565 --> 00:45:14,683
You're gonna ace it I know it
560
00:45:15,050 --> 00:45:17,172
I just want you to know that
561
00:45:17,432 --> 00:45:19,453
my palms don't always sweat this much
562
00:45:19,573 --> 00:45:21,554
Okay
563
00:45:21,601 --> 00:45:24,276
Good luck
564
00:45:30,444 --> 00:45:34,441
Yeah, hi I need a strategy session
565
00:45:38,884 --> 00:45:43,862
I ca, I can't do it
- Why not?
566
00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:47,261
Sir, I've never had grades before.
I don't know how to memorize.
567
00:45:47,262 --> 00:45:51,618
I'm gonna have to tell Crystal I failed
and my dad, he's probably gonna be happy.
568
00:45:51,653 --> 00:45:53,896
Your dad would be happy you failed?
569
00:45:53,976 --> 00:45:58,648
I wasted your time and I'm sorry.
- A kid comes to me without records.
570
00:45:58,732 --> 00:46:00,938
Maybe he's got a
history he's not proud of
571
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:04,000
I don't see a kid who wastes time
572
00:46:04,761 --> 00:46:08,056
I see someone who wants
to stand on his own
573
00:46:09,179 --> 00:46:13,738
Or fall on his face. - No I see
someone who's ready for a test of life.
574
00:46:14,651 --> 00:46:16,777
Of character Someone who's strong enough
575
00:46:16,838 --> 00:46:20,342
to overcome whatever it is in
his past, make a fresh start
576
00:46:22,468 --> 00:46:25,360
Let's take the shot, shall we?
577
00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:43,463
Begin
578
00:47:05,731 --> 00:47:08,029
Alright, listen up guys
If that weed whacker gets
579
00:47:08,072 --> 00:47:10,627
enrolled here, he's gonne
be in my face everywhere
580
00:47:10,711 --> 00:47:12,883
He's already working my prom date.
581
00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:16,370
Options. - Well, your general
popularity makes you a shoo-in
582
00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:19,103
for valedictorian, but
maintaining image, is so key.
583
00:47:19,244 --> 00:47:23,009
Yeah well I better still be valedictorian,
or my dad's not gonna pay for law school.
584
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:26,121
So overt aggression is out.
- Damn!
585
00:47:26,122 --> 00:47:30,446
I say rat-fuck him socially.
- His parents are soooo weird.
586
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:33,311
My kid sister is a Wood Sprite
and they scared her half to death.
587
00:47:33,312 --> 00:47:35,302
My mom sees his mom at the mall
588
00:47:35,303 --> 00:47:37,613
His mom shuts her eyes
and has some kinda seizure
589
00:47:37,693 --> 00:47:39,674
every time she passes Baby Gap
590
00:47:39,705 --> 00:47:43,782
Weird or what!
- Alright, alright. This is good.
591
00:48:07,945 --> 00:48:09,926
Drop your pencil, Quinn
592
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,569
I hear rumours he's got
a sister who's a call girl
593
00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:22,261
She talk about some guy named Aristotle
594
00:48:22,424 --> 00:48:24,405
Must be her pimp
595
00:48:24,563 --> 00:48:28,593
Good work people.
Now listen, let's get more.
596
00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:32,408
What the?
597
00:48:32,507 --> 00:48:35,199
GUYS DUDE!
598
00:48:53,898 --> 00:48:57,665
The uh, the amount of
work you had to cover
599
00:48:57,766 --> 00:49:01,431
in a short time was a lot
600
00:49:02,881 --> 00:49:06,756
Maybe I just got caught in up trying to
graduate one more student.
601
00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:15,297
Came up a little short
602
00:49:21,825 --> 00:49:24,925
Of one HUNDRED, my young friend!
603
00:49:26,324 --> 00:49:29,656
Attaboy! Woo! HOLA!
604
00:49:40,308 --> 00:49:42,689
Way to go, Dumbass
605
00:49:43,312 --> 00:49:46,505
Everything Aced the science
like the back of my hand, Mom!
606
00:49:46,506 --> 00:49:48,570
Honey! We passed!
607
00:49:48,571 --> 00:49:50,816
Oh well, I'm glad
somebody's having a good day
608
00:49:50,923 --> 00:49:54,408
These Alaskan clones aren't
taking Too complex for me
609
00:49:54,532 --> 00:49:58,036
We have a beautiful celebration
dinner planned for you tonight!
610
00:49:58,038 --> 00:50:00,972
Sorry Mom I forgot to tell you I’m
invited to Crystal's place for dinner
611
00:50:01,116 --> 00:50:03,285
Bud, your mom and I have
been working on this all day
612
00:50:03,286 --> 00:50:07,358
Let's do it tomorrow okay?
Cool. Cool.
613
00:50:09,456 --> 00:50:11,768
We should know better
614
00:50:12,231 --> 00:50:14,805
Living things break ground
615
00:50:15,116 --> 00:50:17,660
They flourish, flower,
616
00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:23,756
only to be cut down
617
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,270
Quinn?
618
00:50:38,473 --> 00:50:41,591
Oh, no no no no no
619
00:50:43,058 --> 00:50:45,722
Dad what are you doing here?
620
00:50:45,829 --> 00:50:47,850
What happened to the Mexicans?
621
00:50:47,851 --> 00:50:50,599
I dunno. Maybe they picked
up irregularities in the,
622
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,938
you know, the PH levels or...
- When did this arrive?
623
00:50:53,939 --> 00:50:56,757
We're invited. - Maybe you forgot to
put 'No Invitations' on the door.
624
00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:59,114
It says that 'You and Your Parents are
cordially invited to dinner tomorrow'.
625
00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:01,835
Dad you're kidding? - Well maybe
your mother and I would like to.
626
00:51:01,836 --> 00:51:04,105
Since when? All you do
is make fun of everyone
627
00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:07,660
who lives around us. You don't
even know what's black or white.
628
00:51:07,721 --> 00:51:09,916
We are the bad guys dad.
629
00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:13,504
I prefer to think of myself in shades
of gray, thank you very much.
630
00:51:16,570 --> 00:51:18,688
How are you feeling Marilla?
631
00:51:18,890 --> 00:51:22,010
I must have picked up
a touch of flu somewhere
632
00:51:22,138 --> 00:51:24,160
I'm a tad nauseous
633
00:51:24,161 --> 00:51:27,475
I’m famished I haven't had
too much appetite in the past few days.
634
00:51:27,476 --> 00:51:29,991
I told you we should've postponed.
Perhaps we should go to the hospital.
635
00:51:29,993 --> 00:51:33,725
Oh wow. The hospital. - Well there's
something 'wow' worthy about that?
636
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:37,466
Uh, no I've never, I've just
never been to a hospital before.
637
00:51:37,525 --> 00:51:41,441
Not even when you had the Bird Flu?
- You had what?!
638
00:51:41,608 --> 00:51:43,746
Don't do it Bryce
639
00:51:43,831 --> 00:51:46,272
I figured it out He's troping
640
00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:49,714
You introduce an artificial light source,
and everything bends to it
641
00:51:49,715 --> 00:51:51,740
Well maybe we should bend with him
642
00:51:51,802 --> 00:51:54,688
I won't let him be ashamed of us
643
00:51:55,001 --> 00:51:58,030
Well, you're on your own
644
00:52:05,443 --> 00:52:07,813
Quinn, when you were born, you
645
00:52:07,876 --> 00:52:09,857
must've been in a hospital then
646
00:52:10,159 --> 00:52:13,928
Mom, would you just let him eat?
- Oh no, actually, I was born at home.
647
00:52:13,987 --> 00:52:16,908
Oh dear Was it an emergency?
648
00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,408
So you were a, natural birth?
649
00:52:20,449 --> 00:52:22,490
Natural child birth is reckless
650
00:52:22,552 --> 00:52:25,110
There is no reason why the
process can't be made as safe
651
00:52:25,113 --> 00:52:27,414
and pain-free as possible!
652
00:52:27,495 --> 00:52:31,499
Dad delivers babies.
Dad would you just let him eat please?
653
00:52:31,602 --> 00:52:35,389
Well I was so young at the time
no one asked me which one I preferred
654
00:52:38,081 --> 00:52:40,358
And what do your parents do, Quinn?
655
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:45,007
Yes, what DO they do, besides breed
in a septic environment?
656
00:52:45,086 --> 00:52:48,258
Would you PLEASE just let him eat
like a normal human being?
657
00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:53,427
They, they have a uh,
they have a home-based
658
00:52:53,996 --> 00:52:55,977
business
659
00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,126
Well, it's too bad they couldn't join us
660
00:52:59,225 --> 00:53:02,538
Yeah I know But they've
uh, they've had theatre
661
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,581
tickets for ages
662
00:53:05,532 --> 00:53:07,534
Tell us more about them
663
00:53:07,595 --> 00:53:11,235
So Mom, Quinn's uhm
planning on going to university.
664
00:53:11,236 --> 00:53:13,491
Why don't you ask him about that?
665
00:53:16,501 --> 00:53:18,521
Excuse me
666
00:53:18,603 --> 00:53:21,365
So what are you planning
on studying at university?
667
00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:24,892
I was thinking of
being guidance counselor
668
00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:28,049
Or maybe a doctor
669
00:53:32,098 --> 00:53:34,772
Oh no, no
670
00:53:40,219 --> 00:53:43,580
Hey neighbor!
I brought dessert.
671
00:53:43,581 --> 00:53:45,562
Creme brule
672
00:54:06,103 --> 00:54:09,078
Interesting uhm texture
673
00:54:09,157 --> 00:54:13,243
Kinda tingly.
- Tingly.
674
00:54:13,245 --> 00:54:15,531
My wife sends her apologies,
she would have loved to
675
00:54:15,532 --> 00:54:17,603
have joined us but she
was feeling a bit tired.
676
00:54:17,604 --> 00:54:21,130
Did you enjoy the theatre?
- Oh, I plan to.
677
00:54:21,149 --> 00:54:23,279
Didn't you see a show tonight?
678
00:54:25,049 --> 00:54:29,765
Yes, of course We saw
a production of 'Hair'
679
00:54:30,698 --> 00:54:33,713
I didn't know it was running.
It’s a little early for a show to get out?
680
00:54:33,714 --> 00:54:35,995
It was a shortened production
681
00:54:36,317 --> 00:54:38,728
They should have called it 'Hair-Cut'
682
00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:51,121
Quinn tells us that your family
sponsors children in Mexico
683
00:54:51,784 --> 00:54:56,105
We don't see them that much
because they don't visit
684
00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,989
Such a long way
685
00:54:59,091 --> 00:55:02,361
And I'm sure it's very difficult
for them to cross the border.
686
00:55:02,362 --> 00:55:04,581
You could most definitely say that
687
00:55:04,881 --> 00:55:07,194
So you're Crystal
688
00:55:07,295 --> 00:55:09,608
My son has told me a lot about you
689
00:55:09,667 --> 00:55:13,004
Really? Cuz he's told
me nothing about you
690
00:55:24,236 --> 00:55:29,449
I'm sorry Sorry 'Hair-Cut'
691
00:55:30,326 --> 00:55:32,607
Hair-cut
692
00:55:32,709 --> 00:55:34,999
Suddenly struck me as funny
693
00:55:35,059 --> 00:55:38,525
Never apologize for laughter Marilla.
It is the sweetest sound there is.
694
00:55:38,610 --> 00:55:42,003
And your creme brule.
695
00:55:43,698 --> 00:55:46,892
Is wonderful.
696
00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:49,153
Well it's an old family recipe.
697
00:55:49,254 --> 00:55:52,638
Were we going to the uh, hospital?
698
00:55:52,810 --> 00:55:54,804
I don't think we decided.
- Are you sure?
699
00:55:54,805 --> 00:55:57,279
That we didn't decide?
- Perhaps we should. - Decide?
700
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,695
No. Go to the hospital.
- Maybe you should go to the hospital.
701
00:56:00,519 --> 00:56:04,035
How funny feet are!
702
00:56:04,181 --> 00:56:06,162
I've always thought so, Marilla.
703
00:56:07,023 --> 00:56:09,103
I can't decide though
704
00:56:09,105 --> 00:56:14,318
Is it just my feet or is
everybody's feet funny Charles?
705
00:56:15,267 --> 00:56:18,536
Do we have spiders?
- Spiders?
706
00:56:18,537 --> 00:56:20,862
Don't you see the spider webs?
There's spiders up there!
707
00:56:20,863 --> 00:56:24,102
Wait awhile. They'll go away.
- We have ladybugs. They're not going away
708
00:56:24,103 --> 00:56:26,908
What about the spiders?
- Who cares?
709
00:56:26,909 --> 00:56:30,849
I want you to look at my feet
710
00:56:32,124 --> 00:56:35,617
and tell me they're lovely.
711
00:56:36,302 --> 00:56:39,377
They're lovely.
712
00:56:47,856 --> 00:56:50,404
I thought we were weird
713
00:57:13,319 --> 00:57:16,191
My parents are SO loose for a change.
714
00:57:16,209 --> 00:57:18,604
They must really like you.
715
00:57:27,293 --> 00:57:31,931
We'll see ourselves out, goodnight.
- Well, everybody seems relaxed.
716
00:57:32,011 --> 00:57:34,867
Misson accomplished.
- RELAXED? Was that relaxing for me?!
717
00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:37,984
I used a mild sinsemilla.
Classy buzz. Subtle undertones.
718
00:57:38,016 --> 00:57:39,999
Mild makes it alright, huh?
719
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,820
Bud, we could've thrown
some Afghani-Durban at em,
720
00:57:42,941 --> 00:57:45,139
they'd be naked dancing right now!
721
00:57:45,328 --> 00:57:48,144
Her mom is sick!
- Yeah, she is better now.
722
00:57:48,145 --> 00:57:50,797
You know there's more poison in
grocery store pie than in our dessert!
723
00:57:51,111 --> 00:57:53,298
Stop saying 'our' and 'we'!
724
00:57:53,299 --> 00:57:55,784
I had NOTHING to fucking DO WITH THIS!
725
00:57:55,866 --> 00:57:57,847
Whoa!
726
00:57:58,159 --> 00:58:01,879
I'm so sorry Mr Dawson. - Mom and Dad,
don't usually go to bed this early.
727
00:58:01,939 --> 00:58:05,008
Ah it's quite alright I'm sure they’re
going to sleep very well tonight.
728
00:58:05,012 --> 00:58:06,993
Good night, Dad.
729
00:58:07,455 --> 00:58:10,313
Good night Crystal.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
730
00:58:10,314 --> 00:58:12,757
Good night
731
00:58:15,118 --> 00:58:17,125
You okay?
732
00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:19,188
Yeah
733
00:58:21,429 --> 00:58:23,937
My parents have been on
the verge of divorce for
734
00:58:24,019 --> 00:58:27,450
years Try living with
that kind of pressure
735
00:58:28,713 --> 00:58:31,610
I can understand pressure
736
00:58:32,533 --> 00:58:35,154
Hey, you wanna know a secret?
737
00:58:35,771 --> 00:58:39,296
I had sex with a girl once.
- You like girls?
738
00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:41,927
I wouldn't do it again, but you know
739
00:58:42,029 --> 00:58:44,440
It was an honest thing
740
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,358
More honest than my parents ever had
741
00:58:48,242 --> 00:58:51,835
Your turn
- For what?
742
00:58:51,836 --> 00:58:54,795
Tell me something about
you I would never expect
743
00:58:58,821 --> 00:59:01,900
You know something you've
never told anyone, just me.
744
00:59:02,844 --> 00:59:06,554
What's the rush?
Shouldn't we take our time?
745
00:59:06,555 --> 00:59:10,082
Well, I dunno after
grad, we may not see each
746
00:59:10,164 --> 00:59:13,027
other again This could
be our only chance
747
00:59:13,139 --> 00:59:16,396
I thought you liked me mysterious.
- Yeah, it was intriguing at first.
748
00:59:16,397 --> 00:59:18,532
But you know, if we're gonna be close,
749
00:59:18,533 --> 00:59:20,722
we should be able to talk
to each other about anything,
750
00:59:20,806 --> 00:59:22,910
right?
751
00:59:24,048 --> 00:59:27,282
What if there was something
about the boy next door?
752
00:59:27,340 --> 00:59:30,944
I knew it! I knew it!
Please? What?
753
00:59:31,165 --> 00:59:33,292
Tell me!
754
00:59:34,131 --> 00:59:36,141
I, don't know if I can
755
00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:41,259
If you trust me, I will trust you.
With everything.
756
00:59:42,573 --> 00:59:45,437
Come with me to the prom
757
00:59:46,690 --> 00:59:49,696
Then I'll tell you
758
00:59:53,748 --> 00:59:56,430
It means that much to you to go with me?
759
00:59:56,553 --> 00:59:59,087
Yeah
760
01:00:03,848 --> 01:00:06,735
Did I, did I do something?
761
01:00:09,191 --> 01:00:11,587
That's just it
762
01:00:41,848 --> 01:00:45,263
Some things are worth waiting for
763
01:00:56,907 --> 01:01:00,156
Notice to all students regarding
our recent ladybug infestation
764
01:01:00,158 --> 01:01:04,752
There is no need for panic. These insects
are harmless, and proper measures are now
765
01:01:04,789 --> 01:01:06,926
being taken to make
sure they're eradicated
766
01:01:06,927 --> 01:01:09,207
The negative PH in the
control soil isn't balanced
767
01:01:09,269 --> 01:01:12,438
for acidity transfer from air
Plus, the oxygen rating for
768
01:01:12,522 --> 01:01:15,165
this room is lower than necessary
to support photosynthetic
769
01:01:15,228 --> 01:01:18,380
food construction But with
the additions of nitrates or
770
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:23,004
dolyimetric or calcic
limestone, plus a half unit of 0,5 PH.
771
01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:25,606
There you go
772
01:01:32,932 --> 01:01:37,715
Hey. Since you're so good in biology man,
you must already know.
773
01:01:37,716 --> 01:01:39,910
Know what?
- That I'm taking Crystal to Prom.
774
01:01:39,911 --> 01:01:42,022
The best boy always takes the best girl
775
01:01:42,064 --> 01:01:44,602
It's for the good of
the species. You dig?
776
01:01:44,606 --> 01:01:47,733
I doubt that Darwin was referring to
the Riverview High prom.
777
01:01:47,734 --> 01:01:50,865
For your own best interest
you gotta get out of my way.
778
01:01:50,866 --> 01:01:54,925
Or you will get destroyed.
- How presidential of you.
779
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,360
See, around here man,
family means everything
780
01:01:58,445 --> 01:02:00,463
And I happen to know that you're coming
781
01:02:00,464 --> 01:02:02,947
from an entire family
of like, real strange-os
782
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,501
You want the whole school to find out?
783
01:02:05,566 --> 01:02:08,323
Well, I doubt I'm the only one with
a mildly-dysfunctional.
784
01:02:08,366 --> 01:02:10,544
Yeah yeah I bet you're
the only one whose Dad's
785
01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:13,476
een seen collecting bat
shit from the parkette!
786
01:02:15,310 --> 01:02:17,459
So you just gotta get lost again
787
01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:21,203
Alright Quinn? Or you're
the one getting buried.
788
01:02:29,826 --> 01:02:31,849
Maybe we shouldn't
789
01:02:31,885 --> 01:02:33,919
I don't think I'm really welcome
790
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,976
Quinn, it's the last
party before grad week
791
01:02:35,990 --> 01:02:39,188
Everyone is welcome!
Come on.
792
01:02:43,663 --> 01:02:45,697
So what if I'm a bitch, right
793
01:02:45,698 --> 01:02:48,230
I had a good teacher, right? My mom
794
01:02:48,292 --> 01:02:51,145
Your mom is SO fucking my dad
795
01:02:51,209 --> 01:02:53,720
Hello! Your dad is a total SKEEZE!
796
01:02:53,781 --> 01:02:56,936
Once I caught him jerking
off watching Degrassi!
797
01:03:00,091 --> 01:03:02,197
We're just having a Parent-Bash
798
01:03:02,198 --> 01:03:06,065
We're going clock-wise,
which means you're next,
799
01:03:06,108 --> 01:03:09,327
or is it that way? Yay! I'm
finally getting the SPINS!
800
01:03:09,431 --> 01:03:12,947
I am SO going to throw up soon!
- You're happy about that?
801
01:03:12,948 --> 01:03:15,519
DUH! So I can fit into
a smaller prom dress
802
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,928
God, you're lost!
803
01:03:21,086 --> 01:03:23,729
Hey, Quinn it's your turn
804
01:03:24,393 --> 01:03:29,583
Well, my dad's a pain at times.
But mostly, my parents are sorta cool.
805
01:03:30,806 --> 01:03:32,788
No he can't be for real
806
01:03:32,795 --> 01:03:34,776
Hey d'you wanna go get a drink?
807
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,073
Did I say something wrong? Cuz
808
01:03:38,192 --> 01:03:40,609
No What you said took guts
809
01:04:00,209 --> 01:04:03,655
Hey Quinn Come as you are, huh?
810
01:04:04,212 --> 01:04:09,233
You first, mansteed.
- Dude, where are your manners?
811
01:04:09,234 --> 01:04:12,829
I say, the prettiest
girl in school goes first
812
01:04:15,327 --> 01:04:17,426
What is that?
813
01:04:17,508 --> 01:04:19,489
Dude It's weed, man!
814
01:04:19,526 --> 01:04:23,968
You don't smoke? What
fucked-up planet are you from?
815
01:04:27,413 --> 01:04:31,272
No It's Jack Flash
816
01:04:31,353 --> 01:04:34,401
Okay, what?
- A derivation, really.
817
01:04:34,402 --> 01:04:38,115
A Bolivian strain crossed with Nepalese
Heavy on top, not peaky
818
01:04:38,116 --> 01:04:41,394
Long-lasting, but a bumpy
comedown cut like this
819
01:04:41,479 --> 01:04:44,615
Whoa, I dig it!
820
01:04:44,698 --> 01:04:47,440
For a real high, check
out Afghani-Durban
821
01:04:47,482 --> 01:04:50,266
The textures are sublime.
It's like inhaling silk.
822
01:04:50,267 --> 01:04:52,248
Shit You're makin’ that up!
823
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:54,371
Yeah It's just weed
824
01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:58,286
This man knows his smoke!
- How do you know all that?
825
01:04:58,287 --> 01:05:00,771
Just read about it somewhere
826
01:05:09,294 --> 01:05:12,891
Do you know scientists have
found a receptor for THC on brain cells?
827
01:05:12,892 --> 01:05:15,154
Humans and cannabis have evolved
together since the dawn of
828
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:19,520
time Which means society's
attempts to curb nature are not
829
01:05:19,603 --> 01:05:22,368
only misguided but also futile?
830
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,990
Far-fuckin-out,
man!
831
01:05:26,227 --> 01:05:28,323
I heard about that I
thought it was a rumour
832
01:05:32,817 --> 01:05:35,449
I'll be right back
833
01:05:37,382 --> 01:05:39,605
I get high just listening to him
834
01:05:42,690 --> 01:05:45,290
Nice performance, DICKHEAD!
- I'm trying to make an impression.
835
01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,335
As a weed expert?!
836
01:05:47,336 --> 01:05:50,582
I can flow to my peeps because
of my financial hold on them
837
01:05:50,642 --> 01:05:52,705
These jerks are NOT your peeps!
838
01:05:52,803 --> 01:05:54,884
Hope, this toilet seat is wet
839
01:05:54,974 --> 01:05:57,876
This can not be your thing bro.
I can't go to Juvie.
840
01:05:57,877 --> 01:05:59,920
I would not look hot
in a lime-green jumpsuit
841
01:05:59,963 --> 01:06:02,021
How come it can be your
thing but not my thing?
842
01:06:02,022 --> 01:06:04,593
My 'thing' is never selling
direct to these drunken
843
01:06:04,632 --> 01:06:06,775
dolts Quinn, they don't
even know my real name
844
01:06:06,899 --> 01:06:11,477
It's not how I thought it'd be. - Will you
keep shut about the 'peaky comedown crap'
845
01:06:12,693 --> 01:06:15,468
You sound like Dad.
- I do?
846
01:06:17,622 --> 01:06:20,552
Here Better dry your ass, Mr Cool
847
01:06:21,383 --> 01:06:23,627
Bend over!
- Hope.
848
01:06:23,776 --> 01:06:25,790
Here I'll help you
849
01:06:25,852 --> 01:06:28,920
D'you wanna go out looking
like you pissed yourself?
850
01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:32,786
I got guests about to puke!
851
01:06:32,847 --> 01:06:35,379
Whoever's banging in my bathroom I swear.
852
01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:40,470
Hey, everyone! Check this out!
853
01:06:45,546 --> 01:06:48,598
We were just talking.
- Yeah I should fuckin' hope so.
854
01:06:48,599 --> 01:06:51,584
It's not that. She's my sister
- Hell I am. I'm not his sister
855
01:06:51,585 --> 01:06:53,649
I didn't know you had a sister.
856
01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:56,614
He's locked in the
bathroom with HIS SISTER?!
857
01:06:57,036 --> 01:06:59,362
See? I TOLD you he was a perv!
858
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:03,309
It must run in the family too.
His dad abused some little Wood Sprites.
859
01:07:03,391 --> 01:07:06,572
He's from a whole TRIBE of like FREAKS!
860
01:07:06,632 --> 01:07:09,860
And his sister! His sister
even dresses like a call girl!
861
01:07:10,042 --> 01:07:12,492
Fuck you.
- Oh, you wanna hear more? Huh?
862
01:07:12,493 --> 01:07:16,375
How about mom and dad?
You all see Daddy-poo collecting bat shit.
863
01:07:16,396 --> 01:07:19,423
From the parkette. - Listen to me blondie,
he might be a freak but he's no
864
01:07:19,424 --> 01:07:21,447
pervert, and he's definitely my brother.
865
01:07:21,535 --> 01:07:25,006
You preppy DICK!
866
01:07:28,738 --> 01:07:30,983
Boys, we're going
867
01:07:38,954 --> 01:07:41,363
I find out you have a sister
after she punches out my friend!
868
01:07:41,364 --> 01:07:43,849
Your friend' has had it in for me
since the day I came to school!
869
01:07:43,850 --> 01:07:46,251
Yeah and when did you
come to school, Quinn?
870
01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:50,687
Came back, I mean. - It seems like
you've had the bird-flu for like ten years.
871
01:07:50,688 --> 01:07:53,224
And how could you do people's gardening
when you're so sick you can't go to school?
872
01:07:53,225 --> 01:07:55,277
Okay. Maybe I wasn't that sick.
873
01:07:55,278 --> 01:07:57,696
Yeah well if you lied about that,
maybe you do peep in people's windows!
874
01:07:57,697 --> 01:08:00,649
No Crystal I wanted to
see what a normal house
875
01:08:00,671 --> 01:08:04,077
looked like inside
876
01:08:05,175 --> 01:08:07,212
I thought you were different
877
01:08:07,274 --> 01:08:10,683
You know that you weren't
full of the usual bullshit and lies.
878
01:08:10,804 --> 01:08:12,973
But I guess you are.
879
01:08:19,421 --> 01:08:21,487
Normally, we don't involve
parents in an incident
880
01:08:21,528 --> 01:08:23,563
like this, a party off school grounds
881
01:08:23,712 --> 01:08:26,021
But Quinn is new, and
I thought it'd be good
882
01:08:26,022 --> 01:08:28,585
for us to meet. I understand
you have a daughter?
883
01:08:28,586 --> 01:08:33,376
Tell me. What qualifies a person
to offer 'guidance' to young people?
884
01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:35,358
Dad!
885
01:08:35,846 --> 01:08:38,692
I'm curious if certification
from a college that's
886
01:08:38,693 --> 01:08:41,593
most famous for its 'bitchin
keg parties' is enough
887
01:08:41,658 --> 01:08:44,181
that a parent would turn over
the future of his child to a
888
01:08:44,242 --> 01:08:47,378
limited athlete desperate
to relive his glory
889
01:08:47,441 --> 01:08:49,983
among minds at the level as his own?
890
01:08:50,065 --> 01:08:52,967
DAD! - 'Limited'?
- You said it, not me.
891
01:08:52,969 --> 01:08:57,529
I'm very sorry sir, and I promise that
this will not happen again. Ever.
892
01:08:57,530 --> 01:09:00,795
Hey! It's the Smoke!
- Smoke Man! Lookin yummy!
893
01:09:02,949 --> 01:09:04,930
Thanks for dropping by.
894
01:09:08,919 --> 01:09:10,913
What was that all about?
895
01:09:10,915 --> 01:09:13,224
I get this home visitation
from Jocky Mc Jockerson
896
01:09:13,226 --> 01:09:16,262
And then I find out that
you're The Smoke Man!
897
01:09:16,369 --> 01:09:20,379
Look, I didn't mean to
but, it'kinda my thing now
898
01:09:20,441 --> 01:09:23,728
Oh well you know you're 'thing'
going to get us into a whole lotta trouble.
899
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:27,604
Quinn how many times have I told you not
to have people over here unannounced?
900
01:09:27,605 --> 01:09:30,720
Know what? He showed up on his own
because he actually gives a shit about me.
901
01:09:30,987 --> 01:09:34,225
Oh, what are you implying? That I don't?
- I mean what the fuck do we have Dad?
902
01:09:34,226 --> 01:09:38,073
Not the family business. We don't have
that in common. And not sports.
903
01:09:38,074 --> 01:09:40,055
I mean we never even
play a game of catch
904
01:09:40,129 --> 01:09:42,959
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't indoctrinate
you into all the macho bullshit.
905
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,569
You want me to go get some
father-son crossbows or something?
906
01:09:45,570 --> 01:09:48,560
No, you know what's bullshit, Dad? YOU!
Because you couldn't hack the real world,
907
01:09:48,561 --> 01:09:51,225
you not only screwed up your own
life but your kids' lives too!
908
01:09:51,226 --> 01:09:53,557
Well, guess what? Not mine.
No. You know what? Not mine
909
01:09:53,558 --> 01:09:55,539
Not anymore!
910
01:09:56,768 --> 01:10:01,982
Whoa Hey Bud, if we get made over this,
911
01:10:02,521 --> 01:10:04,526
we have to evacuate
this house immediately
912
01:10:04,588 --> 01:10:06,905
There'll be no time for saying
goodbye to all your friends
913
01:10:07,145 --> 01:10:09,127
Then I guess I'll wave
914
01:10:11,351 --> 01:10:15,822
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny
915
01:10:15,885 --> 01:10:19,743
Lenny, Lenny Kravitz?
916
01:10:19,829 --> 01:10:25,042
Would you please identify yourself?!
917
01:10:25,132 --> 01:10:29,776
Just ONCE, before the school year ends
918
01:10:29,877 --> 01:10:32,445
What's that smell?
919
01:10:32,503 --> 01:10:35,189
Is that a cigarette?
920
01:10:38,705 --> 01:10:41,325
Is someone SMOKING?
921
01:10:41,923 --> 01:10:43,904
That's a marijuana cigarette!
922
01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:47,719
PUT IT OUT! FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT IT OUT!
923
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:50,258
My wife smoked them!
924
01:10:50,399 --> 01:10:52,589
She left me for some hairy, lead
925
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:56,374
singer in a Guess Who cover band!
926
01:10:56,694 --> 01:10:59,788
I haven't been able to
listen to the radio since 1986!
927
01:11:00,932 --> 01:11:03,908
I HATE YOU BURTON CUMMINGS!
928
01:11:03,972 --> 01:11:05,953
WHERE IS IT?!
929
01:11:06,197 --> 01:11:08,642
I can't take this!
930
01:11:25,955 --> 01:11:31,169
I can't!
931
01:11:34,664 --> 01:11:39,781
Sir?
I'm, I'm Lenny Kravitz.
932
01:11:41,016 --> 01:11:44,078
It's so good to finally meet you.
933
01:11:44,279 --> 01:11:47,734
Ah man.
Mrs Fern leaning over that jar.
934
01:11:47,735 --> 01:11:49,716
Anyone got any extra pants?
935
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:54,342
Hey Smoke, just thought you should know
I'm getting D's!
936
01:11:54,462 --> 01:11:56,543
Oh You need some tutoring?
937
01:11:56,603 --> 01:11:59,414
Silly! D-Cups Silicone implants
938
01:11:59,517 --> 01:12:01,641
It's a grad present from my Mom
939
01:12:01,843 --> 01:12:04,088
So, got a prom date yet?
940
01:12:04,187 --> 01:12:07,161
Hey Smoke, I thought you
were goin' with Crystal?
941
01:12:16,237 --> 01:12:19,690
I'm going to the prom with Philip.
- You can't. He's an asshole!
942
01:12:19,691 --> 01:12:21,722
You've never been honest with me
943
01:12:22,219 --> 01:12:24,425
I don't even know who you are
944
01:12:24,484 --> 01:12:27,207
Crystal, it's still me.
I'm just more normal now.
945
01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:30,020
I don't know if there's
anything normal about this Quinn.
946
01:12:30,099 --> 01:12:33,641
I thought it's what you wanted and
what your parents wanted.
947
01:12:33,728 --> 01:12:37,963
Maybe it's what they want.
Just, look have a nice life, okay?
948
01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:40,956
Crystal, don't! PLEASE
949
01:12:45,068 --> 01:12:47,434
Maybe you should just stay away
950
01:12:47,496 --> 01:12:49,678
WAIT!
951
01:12:51,628 --> 01:12:56,501
If I'm totally honest with
you, will you change your mind?
952
01:12:56,685 --> 01:12:59,354
I don't know
953
01:12:59,878 --> 01:13:02,284
Then I'm going to show you
954
01:13:02,706 --> 01:13:05,626
Everything
955
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,981
We're losing him
956
01:13:13,008 --> 01:13:15,755
It’s just a crush It's the age
957
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:18,685
It'll pass, we know that
958
01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:22,171
It'll blow over
959
01:13:22,254 --> 01:13:25,437
None of this is worth
losing our children for
960
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:29,286
No high-minded principle
is worth losing one Quinn
961
01:13:29,371 --> 01:13:34,444
Or one Hope. - Is it worth risking
everything that we've built, for what?
962
01:13:34,967 --> 01:13:37,251
The girl next door?
963
01:13:37,354 --> 01:13:39,822
For love
964
01:13:39,862 --> 01:13:42,109
You and I have never
left each other behind
965
01:13:42,173 --> 01:13:46,361
Crystal means a lot to him
966
01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:49,630
I know how that feels
967
01:13:51,674 --> 01:13:55,038
Then you finally know your son
968
01:13:58,236 --> 01:14:00,652
Mom Dad?
969
01:14:02,058 --> 01:14:04,483
Can we talk?
970
01:14:05,728 --> 01:14:08,010
It's time we did.
- Come here baby.
971
01:14:08,097 --> 01:14:10,078
Hey bud
972
01:14:27,432 --> 01:14:30,490
I'm, trying not to hurt you.
- I've got one for you, too.
973
01:14:30,491 --> 01:14:34,716
Oh Quinn, I picked this from the garden
974
01:14:34,777 --> 01:14:37,410
and it'll compliment
her dress much nicer
975
01:14:37,557 --> 01:14:42,709
Mom, maybe I should just wear Quinn's
- No, we can't have our little girl looking
976
01:14:42,873 --> 01:14:44,954
anything but perfect
977
01:14:45,033 --> 01:14:48,063
But he...
- It doesn't matter either way
978
01:14:48,132 --> 01:14:50,417
As long you're beside me
979
01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:53,299
Recording for posterity
980
01:14:53,811 --> 01:14:56,452
It's going to be a wonderful night!
981
01:14:56,532 --> 01:14:59,757
And if she's not home by 12,
that tux will look fine at your funeral.
982
01:15:07,905 --> 01:15:09,886
Where are you taking me?
983
01:15:09,890 --> 01:15:13,300
A promise is a promise,
right? Remember what you said
984
01:15:13,359 --> 01:15:16,195
about the boy next door
having a dark secret
985
01:15:24,582 --> 01:15:28,112
Well, I'm not a serial killer
986
01:15:30,043 --> 01:15:33,733
Hello, Crystal It's so
great to finally meet you
987
01:15:34,381 --> 01:15:37,028
Hi
988
01:15:38,806 --> 01:15:41,085
We met at the party
989
01:15:41,963 --> 01:15:45,168
Uh, what are?
990
01:15:45,248 --> 01:15:48,202
Crystal, this is awkward
and we have a bit of
991
01:15:48,264 --> 01:15:50,296
situation here
992
01:15:50,358 --> 01:15:53,774
But we know that if Quinn trusts you,
993
01:15:53,975 --> 01:15:56,218
then we trust you
994
01:15:56,679 --> 01:15:59,860
We can trust you, right?
- Yeah.
995
01:15:59,861 --> 01:16:02,290
Because, even though we
have no affiliation with
996
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:05,215
organized crime,we do have
ways to guarantee your silence.
997
01:16:05,842 --> 01:16:07,863
Bryce!
- I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
998
01:16:07,864 --> 01:16:09,882
He's kidding
999
01:16:16,457 --> 01:16:18,460
Oh it's uhm really humid in here
1000
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:20,570
You get used to having jeans cling
1001
01:16:24,325 --> 01:16:28,150
But we're very clean. - Yeah not like those
other grow ops that you read about.
1002
01:16:30,146 --> 01:16:35,114
Okay! Let's take some pictures
- Pictures. - Yeah Go on, inside.
1003
01:16:35,801 --> 01:16:39,939
Quinn do I have this in the right setting?
- Yeah just use the flash. - Okay got it.
1004
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:41,943
Okay everybody, get a
little bit closer together
1005
01:16:41,944 --> 01:16:44,655
Crystal, did you know that Quinn was
breast-fed until he was five and a half?
1006
01:16:44,656 --> 01:16:46,703
No I wasn't.
- Yes you were.
1007
01:16:46,704 --> 01:16:49,397
Say 'my cheese'
- My cheese!
1008
01:16:49,398 --> 01:16:53,716
Okay, that's great. - Is there a bathroom
where I could go just to freshen up?
1009
01:16:53,717 --> 01:16:55,698
Through there First
door after the kitchen
1010
01:16:56,117 --> 01:16:58,624
Thanks
1011
01:17:00,042 --> 01:17:04,194
You think she's cool?
- I don't know yet.
1012
01:17:04,258 --> 01:17:08,237
Well, you said that she smokes a bit
so if she rats on us then it's tit for tat.
1013
01:17:08,302 --> 01:17:11,745
Dad, there's a difference between having the
occasional beer and living in a brewery.
1014
01:17:13,270 --> 01:17:15,869
I know what this means.
1015
01:17:16,127 --> 01:17:18,159
Thank you.
1016
01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:25,743
Is it okay if I get a drink?
This heat is making me really thirsty.
1017
01:17:37,376 --> 01:17:40,640
Great iced coffee, Mrs Dawson!
1018
01:17:40,722 --> 01:17:43,103
Oh shit
1019
01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:47,451
You're gonna want these.
1020
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:57,205
Can he hear us?
Hey Driver Wanna threesome?
1021
01:17:57,327 --> 01:18:00,604
He can't hear us HOLY SHIT!
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
1022
01:18:00,605 --> 01:18:04,858
That is SO huge!
- More mints?
1023
01:18:04,939 --> 01:18:08,122
How could you keep this from me?
Oh my God, now it all makes sense!
1024
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:10,212
Is it okay?
1025
01:18:10,276 --> 01:18:12,896
You trust me this much?
1026
01:18:13,019 --> 01:18:15,763
I love you this much.
- Well would you?
1027
01:18:15,764 --> 01:18:18,264
If you ever found anything
this big out about me?
1028
01:18:18,346 --> 01:18:22,110
Of course. - Y'know, prom is going to be
pretty anti-climactic after this.
1029
01:18:23,987 --> 01:18:26,024
That's for sure
1030
01:18:26,025 --> 01:18:31,138
But we could do something
to make it a little more memorable.
1031
01:19:57,661 --> 01:20:00,383
Hello I’ll be adding you
to my exceptional persons list.
1032
01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:02,913
Yeah, right under Garth Brooks
1033
01:20:05,548 --> 01:20:07,664
Well done, sir
1034
01:20:07,791 --> 01:20:09,997
I gotta find Crystal
1035
01:20:10,703 --> 01:20:13,411
I gotta find a drink!
1036
01:20:14,149 --> 01:20:17,333
I haven't been to a high
school in twenty years
1037
01:20:17,634 --> 01:20:22,004
I wish I could've waited longer. - Don't
worry mom, I'll spare you this trauma.
1038
01:20:24,249 --> 01:20:26,449
Hi
1039
01:20:27,091 --> 01:20:31,387
I'm sorry.
- What for?
1040
01:20:33,215 --> 01:20:37,152
You're coming with me Quinn
- What's goin' on? What's going on?!
1041
01:20:37,153 --> 01:20:40,063
What's going?! Dad?
1042
01:20:40,244 --> 01:20:42,816
Please remain calm.
- Quinn. Just do what they say.
1043
01:20:42,817 --> 01:20:45,001
Dad! Mom!
1044
01:20:45,060 --> 01:20:49,109
Fascists! We shall overcome!
1045
01:20:49,816 --> 01:20:52,700
What's going on? That's
one of my students
1046
01:20:52,779 --> 01:20:55,657
Back off Police.
- Dad! Dad!
1047
01:20:55,857 --> 01:20:59,035
Police. - Let's see some ID.
- Here's some fuckin' ID
1048
01:21:01,475 --> 01:21:04,427
I'm sorry. Tell me something
about you I would never expect.
1049
01:21:04,428 --> 01:21:06,515
So I was wondering if you
wanted to study together?
1050
01:21:54,633 --> 01:21:56,920
See? I knew I was the best boy!
1051
01:21:56,981 --> 01:21:59,162
Happy graduation, Bud
1052
01:22:07,661 --> 01:22:11,632
We call it 'Corsage Cam'
1053
01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:17,904
Quinn, we'd like to help you continue
down the road you started.
1054
01:22:17,905 --> 01:22:20,322
Or we'll make sure you spend
the next five years in adult prison.
1055
01:22:20,323 --> 01:22:22,384
We don't need your statement.
1056
01:22:22,385 --> 01:22:26,478
But it'd be much better for
you if you'd tell us in your own words.
1057
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:29,472
Yes, tell us how you put your
filthy hands all over my DAUGHTER!
1058
01:22:29,473 --> 01:22:31,455
Charlie!
1059
01:22:43,055 --> 01:22:45,084
She's not really his daughter
1060
01:22:45,124 --> 01:22:48,535
He goes undercover, he gets carried away
1061
01:22:50,823 --> 01:22:53,875
Where is she?
- That's not important now.
1062
01:22:53,876 --> 01:22:56,900
What's important is your future, Quinn
1063
01:22:57,140 --> 01:23:00,462
If you want to go to college,
we can help arrange that
1064
01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:03,110
Based on these arrangements
I can almost believe it
1065
01:23:03,169 --> 01:23:06,441
Building an air-tight case takes time,
1066
01:23:06,719 --> 01:23:10,334
and we had to make certain
the plants were in the house
1067
01:23:10,614 --> 01:23:12,634
But there's more to it than that.
1068
01:23:12,635 --> 01:23:14,674
We've been watching
you a long time, Quinn
1069
01:23:14,714 --> 01:23:17,228
Not just your dad, but you
1070
01:23:17,348 --> 01:23:22,562
Yes, this is one of the
major busts of the year
1071
01:23:23,422 --> 01:23:27,621
But I also saw it as a rescue operation
1072
01:23:29,344 --> 01:23:31,875
You belong in our family
1073
01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:42,448
I want to talk to Crystal.
1074
01:24:10,638 --> 01:24:12,676
Are you police?
1075
01:24:12,677 --> 01:24:15,125
I'm a grad student in criminology
1076
01:24:15,327 --> 01:24:17,970
They tapped me because I look young
1077
01:24:20,161 --> 01:24:22,710
I didn't know it would
be this hard.
1078
01:24:22,775 --> 01:24:25,623
Well I feel bad for you.
- Don't hate me It was my job.
1079
01:24:25,624 --> 01:24:28,160
Crystal. Is that your real name?
1080
01:24:28,599 --> 01:24:31,593
I feel like we're gonna be intimate
now, and before I give you my
1081
01:24:31,594 --> 01:24:34,360
'total honesty', maybe I should
know your fucking REAL NAME!
1082
01:24:34,361 --> 01:24:37,928
It is Crystal. - So are you the
good cop or the bad cop
1083
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:40,878
or the 'let's make it
memorable in the limo' cop?
1084
01:24:40,939 --> 01:24:42,920
What happened, wasn't supposed to happen
1085
01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:45,111
I threw the corsage out
the window, remember?!
1086
01:24:45,174 --> 01:24:47,191
It seemed sexy at the time
1087
01:24:47,192 --> 01:24:50,430
I messed up. And I got
into a lot of trouble.
1088
01:24:51,369 --> 01:24:54,163
But I am not sorry
1089
01:24:54,491 --> 01:24:57,080
That makes one of us
1090
01:24:58,282 --> 01:25:01,318
I felt a real connection
to you and then,
1091
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:06,897
I mean it just made everything else
so much more difficult you know?
1092
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:10,104
I tried to quit and they
wouldn't let me because,
1093
01:25:10,932 --> 01:25:13,010
you know it was for your good
1094
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,437
How could you play with me?
How could you.
1095
01:25:16,438 --> 01:25:18,924
I thought I was helping
to catch bad people
1096
01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:24,498
You know and then I met you
and your parents and you guys
1097
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:28,328
were you were nothing
like what I expected
1098
01:25:31,556 --> 01:25:34,950
Then, I dunno, after all this,
I don't even know, I don't know
1099
01:25:35,012 --> 01:25:37,331
WHERE I belong
- I just
1100
01:25:38,181 --> 01:25:41,066
I know you did this
'cause you care about me
1101
01:25:41,605 --> 01:25:46,819
And I can't stop caring just
because I'm supposed to stop
1102
01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:52,853
I know
1103
01:26:12,249 --> 01:26:17,037
How's Mom?
- Mom's fine. She taught high school,
1104
01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:20,364
which, as we all know, is
much worse than any prison
1105
01:26:21,133 --> 01:26:23,114
Hope? They don't know
1106
01:26:23,792 --> 01:26:28,507
I suspect that Daddy's girl is probably
running a South American country by now.
1107
01:26:29,445 --> 01:26:32,641
I feel sorry for South America
1108
01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:36,560
So what happens now? - Well, your
Mom will get a couple of years.
1109
01:26:36,561 --> 01:26:40,680
As for me, well, you're
looking at the new Budman of Alcatraz.
1110
01:26:42,867 --> 01:26:47,814
They offered you a deal, huh? - Their whole
thing was a giant lie. There's nothing real.
1111
01:26:47,815 --> 01:26:50,438
No There is
1112
01:26:50,499 --> 01:26:52,832
What?
1113
01:26:53,376 --> 01:26:55,498
We're a family, Quinn.
1114
01:26:55,561 --> 01:26:59,786
Four generations.
A fucking force of nature.
1115
01:27:00,847 --> 01:27:03,261
And now you're gonna GIVE US UP!
1116
01:27:04,199 --> 01:27:07,720
No, Dad I won't.
- Yes you are. Yes You are.
1117
01:27:07,784 --> 01:27:11,652
No I won't do it!
- YES YOU ARE!
1118
01:27:11,987 --> 01:27:14,814
I hope that you learned to
memorize at that school of yours
1119
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:17,353
because this is the end my friend
1120
01:27:17,455 --> 01:27:19,914
HEY HEY BUD! ONE MORE THING!
1121
01:27:19,998 --> 01:27:22,639
Catch
1122
01:27:28,612 --> 01:27:31,291
DAD! DAD!
1123
01:28:05,102 --> 01:28:08,185
Please identify your father.
1124
01:28:11,027 --> 01:28:13,581
That's my father.
1125
01:28:15,103 --> 01:28:17,938
And is that your mom beside him?
1126
01:28:26,196 --> 01:28:28,722
Thank you, Quinn
1127
01:28:29,365 --> 01:28:31,566
Thank you for the
courage of your testimony
1128
01:28:31,773 --> 01:28:35,987
You're an extraordinary young
man to have lived through this.
1129
01:28:59,985 --> 01:29:02,728
Order, order please
1130
01:29:19,842 --> 01:29:22,277
Hey
1131
01:29:27,366 --> 01:29:29,650
You didn't take the stand
1132
01:29:29,731 --> 01:29:31,749
They didn't need it
1133
01:29:31,835 --> 01:29:34,452
I didn't need it
1134
01:29:36,152 --> 01:29:38,730
So what are you doing here?
1135
01:29:38,813 --> 01:29:40,817
Shouldn't you be in school?
1136
01:29:40,818 --> 01:29:42,799
I dropped out of criminology
1137
01:29:42,834 --> 01:29:48,044
So uhm, my days are kind
of open at the moment
1138
01:29:50,184 --> 01:29:52,346
Are you going to university?
1139
01:29:52,429 --> 01:29:55,601
Yeah Like I'd ever tell you
1140
01:29:58,818 --> 01:30:02,211
I wish I knew what parts were real
1141
01:30:10,266 --> 01:30:13,008
You were
1142
01:30:23,241 --> 01:30:26,753
You really dropped criminology?
1143
01:30:29,434 --> 01:30:33,256
So, you've been de-criminalized
1144
01:33:29,162 --> 01:33:31,781
#SOME TIME LATER#
1145
01:33:41,192 --> 01:33:44,456
How long before they're out?
- Mom six months.
1146
01:33:44,540 --> 01:33:48,939
Lawyer says Dad'll serve
five years if he's good. Big IF.
1147
01:33:49,577 --> 01:33:52,577
Hey well uh, by my model
you'll be in seven figures
1148
01:33:52,637 --> 01:33:55,136
by then Not a bad pension
1149
01:33:55,198 --> 01:34:00,397
Getting them to retire
will be a whole other ball game. Door?
1150
01:34:10,287 --> 01:34:14,932
Thunder-fuck.
- She's still a first generation.
1151
01:34:15,881 --> 01:34:19,004
Wait till you see her kids
1152
01:34:56,846 --> 01:35:00,141
Wood Sprites.
Wanna buy some cookies?
1153
01:35:00,181 --> 01:35:03,366
Open the door!
You fuckin' brown-noser!
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