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Hey, Donna, when we
register for our wedding,
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can we register
for a trampoline?
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My mom won't let me
have a trampoline.
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If I'd known about registering
when I married Laurie,
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I would have registered for a wife
who wants to have sex with me.
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Eric, you know,
people only register for stuff
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that's used in serving, eating
and clearing of a meal.
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Why is it always about eating?
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Because marriage signifies
the end of trying to be attractive.
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Man, registering sucks.
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I had to register with Jackie
for her sweet sixteen.
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Longest five months of my life.
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Look, all I know is, you guys are gonna
buy whatever wedding present we tell you,
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and none of this
all-going-in-on-one-gift crap.
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Hey, hey, shut it, huh?
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No talk about weddings.
Jackie's on her way over.
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She's not here now.
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She doesn't have to hear
the word "wedding."
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She can sense that it was said.
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I wish I could do that.
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I mean, not so much with words,
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but so that I could see
through people's clothes.
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Look, you two start yapping
about your wedding,
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Jackie gets all, "Steven,
when are we getting married?"
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Then I have to say
we're not getting married,
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and then she
kicks me in my shins.
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From the knees down,
I'm like a freaking POW.
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No, you have magnificent legs.
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I would say W-O-W.
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Wow.
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May I help...
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Oh, it's you.
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Hello, Fenton.
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You two know each other?
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Yeah, this is the weirdo
who sold me your ring.
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He's probably worn
it more than you.
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Well, maybe she doesn't want
to wear it because it's from you.
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Well, maybe you need to keep
your nose out of my business!
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Trust me, your business is the
last place I wanna put my nose!
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- I'm sorry, man. I am.
- Me, too.
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- We're here to
register for our wedding.
- Oh, wonderful.
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- And I see we're
starting with silverware.
- Yes, I like this one.
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No, Eric, the wedding book says
we can't pick the first thing we see.
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Oh, well, in that case, yeah,
the first one... Eh!
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Second one, whoo-hoo!
All right!
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Let's wrap it up,
hit the food court.
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Here's a small sampling
from our collection.
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Prestige, Exhilaration and,
my personal favorite, Brash.
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Oh!
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Well, Fenton, you may be surprised
to learn that your personal favorite
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is not our personal favorite.
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But, anyway, we're done.
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No, Eric, the wedding book says
that we have to look at all the patterns.
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Today is just a scouting trip.
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Scouting?
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You know, I was asked
to resign from the Scouts.
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Look, it's kind of like...
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Okay, remember before we
were together and we dated,
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like, all those different people
before we decided on each other?
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No, not really. No.
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Eric, come on.
This is supposed to be fun.
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Okay, look at
the groom in this picture.
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What is the difference
between you and him?
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He's a cartoon?
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No, he is smiling.
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Yeah, because he's a cartoon.
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Look, these are all
the forks I have here.
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I'll have to bring the rest up from
storage. I guess I'll need a forklift. Oh!
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Whoo!
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Oh, I made a funny.
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Well, it's a... It's a good
thing we have all day.
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All day? What...
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I'm not spending all day
in a department store.
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I'm gonna turn into him.
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Okay, you're not as
far away as you think.
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Okay, that's it. I'm going to
the sporting goods department.
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Men.
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You can't live with them...
Well, you can.
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But you have to
keep quiet about it.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Reading another one
of your dirty girl books?
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They're not dirty,
they're romantic.
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"Mutiny From Behind."
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Yeah.
The mutiny sneaks up on her.
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I don't think
that's what it means.
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Well, it is a wonderful book. It's
got pirates and action. Oh, oh, oh!
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It has this hilarious parrot that
says the most inappropriate things.
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"The pirate's vessel slowly sailed
into the harbor of San Sebastian island.
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"His saucy prisoner's alabaster
breasts heaving with every motion
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"of the tall, rigid ship."
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San Sebastian island.
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I think I killed
some commies there.
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I just spent six hours
registering for wedding gifts.
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The only reason I'm here now is I
pretended to choke on ice cream.
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I'll let you in on a little secret for
when you're shopping with women.
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Always pick the ugliest, worst
choice, and you're off the hook.
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That's how I got out of
shopping for this couch.
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There was
an uglier couch than this?
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The one I picked
had dragons on it.
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Wow, you're sneaky.
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You know, you act like
you're all about brute force,
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but you're
a finesse player, man.
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Trust me, son.
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Don't budge until you
hear the magic words,
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"Oh, I'll just do it myself."
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You're done registering already?
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You men, you just
don't know how to shop.
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You know, your father once tried to
get me to buy a couch with dragons on it.
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Yeah,
I guess I'm just bad at it.
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What do you think of this fork?
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Donna, I think all this stuff is
too ordinary for us, you know?
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Let's get something bejeweled.
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Who are you, Liberace?
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Yes, I'm Liberace.
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Eric, this wedding is...
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- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Oh, hey.
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We were just talking about slutty
cheerleaders in other schools.
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You never want
to talk about that.
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Well, I've finally
come around, darling.
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Are those
wedding gift catalogs?
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Damn it.
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- For our wedding,
Steven and I...
- Jackie, no.
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- Steven, we have to...
- No.
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- A good bride and groom...
- That's it. You're done.
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Now why didn't someone do that
five years ago?
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She used to bite.
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Now this, okay. This is
what I'm talking about.
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That's a nice fork.
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Eric, the handle is
an actual deer hoof.
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Yeah, that's
the Cherokee collection.
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Donna, that's the Indian way.
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They kill the animal,
then eat it with its own paw.
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Okay, you know what?
I have a new plan.
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I'll just go shopping, and
then I'll show you what I pick.
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So I don't get to go at all?
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No. I'll just...
I'll just do it myself.
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Yeah,
I guess I'm just bad at it.
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"After throwing the evil
pirate king overboard,
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"the Duke turned to Lady Daphne,
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"pulled his sword from
its sheath and held it erect.
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"Lady Daphne
touched it tentatively,
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"and a shudder went
through the Duke."
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So you like those books,
too, Mr. Red?
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All right, fine. So you know.
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But you tell one person,
and so help me God,
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I will chop down
whatever tree you live in.
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So I was daydreaming
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during this civil rights
lecture at the police academy,
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and I came up with a great idea
for an invention, adult strollers.
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Why walk when
someone can push you?
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Kelso, that's a wheelchair.
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All right, it's official.
Everything's been thought of!
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- All right, what do
you think of this fork?
- No, no, no.
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You're not gonna rope me
into that. Just make Eric do it.
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No, Eric's banned from doing it.
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He actually wanted me to
eat dinner with Bambi's foot.
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What is this,
the Cherokee collection?
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Oh, well, he picked the ugliest one
so you wouldn't make him go shopping.
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It's classic.
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I knew something was fishy.
He's terrified of Indians.
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Oh, he's gonna pay for this.
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He thought he had a
bad time the other day.
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He doesn't know
what a bad time is.
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I am gonna stop
having sex with him.
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Oh, crap, I already did that.
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All right, look, I hate to sell him
out, but the poor kid lacks subtlety.
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He's... Eric's... How do I
put... He's a bit of a rube.
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You know,
like, a little country.
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A maroon, if you will.
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Kelso, what's your point?
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Well, I'm just saying you could do
better. I mean, I'm here, you're here.
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Nobody has to know.
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- Kelso!
- Okay, fine,
you can tell two friends.
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So I invested $11 in
Kelso's adult stroller idea.
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I'm going to be a millionaire.
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Really? So if I buy one, like,
who's gonna push me around?
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Trained bears.
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Kelso's got it all figured
out. I'm just the money man.
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Hey, guys, where's Donna?
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I found this place that etches
your silhouette on your china.
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Oh! We are so doing that
when we get married.
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Steven, people can
eat right off my face.
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Then guess who's
coming to dinner.
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Jackie,
you're driving me insane.
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Look, I want you to
make me a promise.
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You will not talk about weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around the United States.
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Fine, I won't talk about weddings
or anything wedding-related
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in or around
the continental United States.
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Not
the continental United States.
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We're talking
Hawaii and Alaska, too.
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Fine, but if we're ever in
Canada, I am going nuts!
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Eric, bad news.
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A deejay at the radio station got sick,
so I have to cover his shift all week.
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I'm not gonna be able
to register for wedding gifts.
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Oh, no. Well, I guess
we'll just have to live
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with whatever forks
come in the mail willy-nilly.
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Well, actually, you're gonna
have to shop for everything.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Back up here.
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Who are you calling willy-nilly?
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Look, Donna, I can't shop.
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I have horrible taste, remember?
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"I guess I'm just bad at it."
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You are almost
unbelievably bad at it.
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And that's why I've decided
Jackie will go shopping with you.
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Yes!
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No, no, no.
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You promised Hyde that you
wouldn't do any more wedding stuff.
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Yeah, but here's
the thing about me. I lie.
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So today we'll be
looking at crystal.
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You see how all the different colors
intermingle without any judgment?
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See that?
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Yeah, okay, move over,
Tony Randall. I'm in charge.
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Today,
we'll be looking at china.
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I see you let the redhead go.
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I can't say I'm an expert on
women, but I think you traded up.
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Okay, I will lay out
four possible choices.
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You will then choose your
favorite. I will disregard that
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and choose the correct one.
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So what will I be doing?
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Oh, you will be holding
my purse and eating candy.
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All right.
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Here, make the Sugar Daddy last.
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Oh, if only someone had given
me that advice four years ago.
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This spice rack is a real mess.
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It's like someone got drunk
and put everything out of order.
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I mean, cayenne pepper,
cumin, celery salt? It's insanity!
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Oh, Duke, I'd like to
show you my coconuts.
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Well, give me
a minute to raise my mast,
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and then we can
really make some waves.
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Not so fast!
240
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:48,724
If anyone's making
waves around here, it's me.
241
00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:51,977
I'm trained in judo,
hapkido and karate.
242
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,980
I can also talk about
you behind your back.
243
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,192
And when it gets back to you,
it'll really sting.
244
00:15:58,233 --> 00:16:00,110
So prepare to die.
245
00:16:09,495 --> 00:16:12,498
You know,
Kitty, Eric's not home.
246
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:18,086
We have the whole
upstairs to ourselves.
247
00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,890
Would have been thinking
about that the whole time.
248
00:16:34,436 --> 00:16:36,647
Okay. I got another invention.
249
00:16:37,439 --> 00:16:39,066
Bicycles with engines.
250
00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,991
That's a motorcycle.
251
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,703
Okay, fine.
Bicycles without engines.
252
00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,249
That's a bicycle.
253
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,501
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but it's got the chair on it.
254
00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,629
And we're back to wheelchair.
255
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,800
Okay, Eric just called,
and he's having fun shopping.
256
00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:06,218
All right,
with me, it's torture,
257
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,179
but when I send him to
pick out wedding gifts with J...
258
00:17:12,182 --> 00:17:14,351
Pick out wedding gifts with who?
259
00:17:16,228 --> 00:17:17,897
Um...
260
00:17:17,938 --> 00:17:19,857
Jehoshaphat.
261
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:24,236
Remember him from school?
He was always,
262
00:17:26,447 --> 00:17:27,948
you know, jumping.
263
00:17:31,034 --> 00:17:33,662
You sent Forman out to do
wedding stuff with Jackie?
264
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,456
Look, I had to punish him,
265
00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:38,709
and what better way than to make
him spend the day with Jackie?
266
00:17:39,794 --> 00:17:42,671
She's got you there.
267
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,924
I mean,
your girlfriend is annoying.
268
00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:48,969
Plus, I used to do it with her
all the time, so that's gotta hurt.
269
00:17:51,513 --> 00:17:53,724
Man, I thought I had this
wedding crap taken care of.
270
00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:56,435
Now I gotta go down to the mall.
271
00:17:56,477 --> 00:17:59,688
And Three's Company
is about to start.
272
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,398
This day's gone all to hell!
273
00:18:05,068 --> 00:18:07,780
What happened
to my favorite blouse?
274
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:14,411
A lady never talks about
what happens in the bedroom.
275
00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:18,874
Ah, looks like Red picked up some
tricks from the Duke in Mutiny From Behind.
276
00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:23,295
He read my dirty girl book?
277
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,298
Yes, I caught him.
278
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:30,010
Ironically, from behind.
279
00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:39,854
See, Eric, this is
the perfect tux for you.
280
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:43,023
It makes you look like you
actually have shoulders.
281
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:47,027
You know, I do look
like I have shoulders.
282
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,491
- Why are you
wearing a wedding dress?
- Oh, I do this every week.
283
00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:53,659
Come here.
284
00:18:54,493 --> 00:18:57,705
What the hell?
285
00:18:57,746 --> 00:19:01,500
- I cannot believe
what I'm seeing.
- I know. Look, shoulders.
286
00:19:03,126 --> 00:19:05,796
Eric, this was
supposed to be our time.
287
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:07,965
Donna, wait!
288
00:19:14,471 --> 00:19:17,265
Okay, Steven, I know I promised
I wouldn't do any wedding stuff,
289
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:20,644
and I know you're probably really
mad, so just go ahead and yell.
290
00:19:20,686 --> 00:19:22,229
You're beautiful.
291
00:19:23,104 --> 00:19:24,982
Oh, my God.
292
00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:27,192
You like me in a wedding dress,
293
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:30,029
which means that someday
we're gonna get married,
294
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:32,447
which means that I can
talk about it. Oh, Steven!
295
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:35,450
Okay, I want a spring wedding
outside with white doves,
296
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:37,202
and I want the sun to be
setting behind me
297
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,162
so that I have a halo,
kind of like an angel.
298
00:19:39,204 --> 00:19:42,958
Oh, and then, wild mustangs can
take us to our honeymoon in Hawaii!
299
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,085
Oh, but your family can't come.
300
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:50,465
Oh, you know what? You
can run, but you can't hide!
301
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,175
I know where you live!
302
00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:58,098
Donna, what's the matter?
303
00:19:58,139 --> 00:20:01,560
You picked a deer-foot fork just
to get out of shopping with me.
304
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:04,145
Oh, too obvious, huh?
305
00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:07,733
Yeah, no one wants
hairy silverware.
306
00:20:07,775 --> 00:20:11,194
I just don't understand how you could
have more fun with Jackie than with me.
307
00:20:11,236 --> 00:20:14,197
I don't know. I mean, you know,
she doesn't ask me questions.
308
00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,324
She just tells me what to do.
309
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:21,204
It's a strange kind of freedom,
310
00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:23,457
but I know why the
caged bird sings, Donna.
311
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,646
So you're saying the way to handle
you is just take away your free will
312
00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:29,797
and order you around?
313
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:33,508
Donna,
that's the way I was raised.
314
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:37,262
Eric, I can't tell you what to do
because I don't even know what to do.
315
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:40,390
I mean, that's why I
got that stupid book.
316
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:44,394
I hate that book. Kelso was right.
Reading just gets you into trouble.
317
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:51,443
Forks don't matter to me,
Eric. I mean, they don't.
318
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:52,778
They don't.
319
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:56,115
In 20 years, food's just
gonna be a little pill anyway.
320
00:20:58,951 --> 00:21:00,845
Look, let's just do this
whole wedding thing our way.
321
00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:02,162
Yes.
322
00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,040
What's our way?
323
00:21:05,624 --> 00:21:07,167
I don't know.
324
00:21:08,043 --> 00:21:10,170
Maybe we should ask Jackie.
325
00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:13,465
You're back with that one?
326
00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:17,177
Good luck.
327
00:21:31,984 --> 00:21:34,569
"The Adventures of Lydia
and Master Bates."
328
00:21:37,823 --> 00:21:42,077
"Master Bates had lived alone
on an island for years,
329
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:45,205
"with only
himself for company."
330
00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:47,833
I should give this
one to the foreign kid.
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