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So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow.
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Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause
I read that corporate America
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is experiencing a severe shortage
of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
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I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay?
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My history,
shop and gym teachers
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secretly started that rumor
to discredit me.
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I do need a job though,
since The Fotohut shut down.
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And I'm never gonna get my
pictures back, which is a real shame,
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'cause they'll never let me
under the bleachers anymore.
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You need a job, too, Eric,
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since you just got fired from
your last job by your own daddy.
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Well, at least my daddy's
not in jail for bribery.
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Okay. So get this,
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the radio station I work at
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wants me to work their
job-fair booth as "Hot Donna."
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All right? As if I'm some
object for guys to leer at. God.
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- Whoa!
- Oh, my God!
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Spank me!
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I guess being
beautiful has its benefits.
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Hey, shut up. I'm embarrassed.
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I'm talking about me, Donna.
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And the best thing about being
beautiful is I can get work as a model.
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So I don't have to go to the
job fair like the rest of you uggos.
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Well, I cannot wait.
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Nina will be at the DMV booth,
which means that Fez
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will be making out
during a school day.
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How many of you suckers have
made out during a school day?
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How many of you suckers have made
out during a school day in the nude?
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Then I will be nude.
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- Oh, my God!
- What? What?
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I got startled, 'cause I caught a
glimpse of myself in the mirror.
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I'm so handsome, I thought Shaun
Cassidy was sitting in the backseat.
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Yes. You are
a beautiful male specimen.
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Except you have a gray hair.
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What?
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No, I don't.
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Dude, I hit a cop car.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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All right, Eric, listen up.
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You know how your mother and I feel
about you and Donna getting engaged,
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but since you won't listen to
reason, I've come to a decision.
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If you don't
cancel this engagement,
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I'm not paying for your college.
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What?
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Because he loves you.
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No, he doesn't.
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Yes, he does.
He's full of love,
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but it's buried,
just like treasure.
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- Dad, how could you do this?
- Oh, it's easy.
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Instead of giving
$4,000 to a college,
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I leave my cheque book in
the drawer, count my money,
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and laugh like a little girl.
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Fine.
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He laughs
because he loves you!
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Where did you learn
your parenting skills?
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Korea.
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Kitty, I am right about this.
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Red, you can't just force
people to do what you want.
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Oh, see, that's one of those things
that people say that's just not true.
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Like,
"There's no place like home."
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Hell, I can think of a hundred
places better than this.
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I cannot believe
you hit a police car.
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No, no, don't worry.
It's a hot lady cop.
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Just watch the master.
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- License and registration.
- Yeah. Just give me a sec here.
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My wallet gets
stuck, 'cause I've been working out.
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My leg muscles are huge.
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Oh, boy. By the way,
I can bench about 220,
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so that'd be about
two of you, little lady.
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What's your name?
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Oh, my name is Fez, but I have a girlfriend,
so you need to cool it, little girl.
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Yeah. I'll try.
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Okay, Mr. Kelso.
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I'm gonna issue you a citation.
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Oh, boy, a citation for being
too foxy in a school zone?
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No. A citation for $64.
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Bench press that.
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So, if we don't break off the engagement,
Red's not gonna pay for my college.
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You know, maybe this is
it, Eric. Maybe Red won.
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No. No, okay?
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He's not gonna win.
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You know what?
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I'll just look for something
full-time at the job fair.
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I'll pay for college myself.
People do that, right?
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Yeah, people with skills.
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- But, I mean, you're cute. That's a skill.
- Stop.
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How can Red do this to me?
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I swear to God,
that man is always mad.
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I think the gene for joy
might be stored in hair.
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Well, there are
a lot of angry bald men.
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Yul Brynner in The King and I.
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Yes, Mr. Freeze from Batman.
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Remember that time Robin
foiled his deep freeze...
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Eric.
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What did we talk about?
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Every time I reference
Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
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Yes, thank you.
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Guys,
something horrible happened.
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Let me tell it.
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Kelso tried to charm a
lady cop, and it didn't work.
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But she was all over me, boy.
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I'm like freaking catnip.
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Guys, today made me
realize looks fade!
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I'm not gonna be able
to be a model forever!
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I'm gonna have to get
a practical, realistic job,
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like regular, ugly people.
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Okay, so which sounds better,
wide receiver or spy?
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Well, Kelso, I don't see
why you couldn't just do both.
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You're right.
It's the perfect cover.
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Okay. Okay, everybody!
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This is your last
school field trip, so smile!
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Okay, now wave hello to
your futures. "Hello, futures!"
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Okay, now, wave goodbye
to your mothers who loved you
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and gave you the best
years of their lives.
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Now what are they gonna do? What?
Tell me what I am supposed to do!
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You're supposed to take
your little yellow pill.
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That's what
you're supposed to do.
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Man, look at this place.
There's tons of butt-ugly people.
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And one day I'm
gonna be one of them.
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Man, I can't do this.
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Being around this
many corporate stooges.
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I can't breathe!
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Steven, stop it!
This is serious.
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If you keep pulling at cotton
like that, it won't rebound.
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Well, I'm off to find Nina
for a little field-trip make out.
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How many of you suckers
have made out during a field trip?
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What the hell? Was I the only
one watching sausage get made?
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Well, lookee here.
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You know, if America's employers
are looking for a pretty-boy moron,
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an engaged hophead,
and a mush-mouthed foreigner,
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they're gonna be
jumping for joy.
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Wait a minute.
Am I the pretty-boy moron?
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- Yes.
- Cool,
'cause that's the best one.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- So, you ready for
the big job search?
- Yup.
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I got my resume,
my very best blazer,
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and a really charming story
about how my biggest fault
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is that I just work
too darn hard, so...
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How about you?
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I don't know.
This is so humiliating.
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I mean, I have a brain, you know.
2,000 records sorted by artist and genre.
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I didn't do that with my boobs.
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That'd be a neat trick though.
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I've always been fascinated
by the veterinary sciences.
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Do you have any jobs available?
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Yes. We need someone to usher
our four-legged friends into the next life.
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All right. That sounds
fantastic. And how do I do that?
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You shovel
the carcass into the furnace.
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I've always been fascinated
by transportation.
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- Do you have any
jobs available?
- Yes, road-kill remover.
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Except, sometimes
the critter's not quite dead.
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In that case, you gotta shoot
it. You're the "triggerman."
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I've always been fascinated by
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meat.
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- Do you have any
jobs available?
- Yes. Triggerman.
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Please tell me you're kidding.
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The cows don't
kill themselves, son.
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Although, I did see one
walk right off a cliff once.
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Stock boy. Need a stock boy.
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Not you.
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So, if I work here, will I
have to slaughter anything?
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No, we're a bank.
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We're looking for tellers.
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And just to be perfectly clear, I
won't have to murder any animals?
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Whatever you do on your
own time is fine with us.
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Hello, First Midwestern!
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Hi, I'm Jackie,
and this is Steven.
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Steven is a no-nonsense Sagittarius
who's not afraid of hard work or true love.
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I'm Dave, a shy Pisces
who's looking for love,
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and a salesman to
sell on commission.
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- The more you sell,
the more you can earn.
- That's perfect for him!
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Steven, if you can get me to
date you, you can sell anything.
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Thanks, but, no thanks.
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Wait...
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Are you nuts? That guy
almost offered me a job!
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- So, what's wrong?
- Did you hear him?
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"The more you sell,
the more you earn?"
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The more you sleep, the
more you earn. That's my job.
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Damn, woman!
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So, Nina, after
walking around the job fair,
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and hearing
the word "job" a lot,
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it gave me needs.
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- No. We're at a job fair.
- Please don't say that word.
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Well, I can't go far from
my booth, it's my job.
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Stop it!
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Hi.
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One of your officers
recently issued me a ticket.
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- My name is Michael Kelso.
- Michael Kelso.
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Wait a minute. Officer Debbie?
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Oh, my God!
What happened to you?
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You're like
your own ugly sister!
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- What do you want, Mr. Kelso?
- What do I want?
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I wanna know how one minute you're
all wah-wah, and the next you're all...
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- Good cripes!
- Hey, now...
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Well, I'm just saying, in your uniform
you are like a totally hot police chick,
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but out of your uniform,
you're a total pie face.
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Well, good God!
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Wait a minute.
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It's like you got all your
charisma from your uniform.
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What is happening to you? What?
Are you having a stroke? What?
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No, that's just how I look
when I have an idea.
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To Eddie.
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Love, Hot Donna.
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Hot Donna has
now signed 87 guys!
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And two girls.
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It's like,
who knew, in our little town?
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Well, I can see you got over
your little bout of shyness.
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What the hell? They think
I'm hot. And you know what?
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Hot Donna rules!
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So, great news. I got a job
at First Midwestern Bank.
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Oh, my God! Eric.
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I know. And they have branches
all over Wisconsin,
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so wherever you go to school,
I'll have a job.
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I'll save some money. I can
start school, like, a year after you.
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And I don't even have
to slaughter animals.
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Was that ever an option?
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Apparently it's the invisible
industry of Point Place, yeah.
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I'm actually surprised the streets
aren't running red with blood.
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Well, Steven, it is obvious
you don't want a job.
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No. I'm just holding out for
one that has a cash register
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with a lock that's very,
very easy to jimmy.
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- Oh, God! Excuse me.
- Oh, that's okay. I probably deserved it.
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Roy.
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Steven?
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Hey, man. Long time no see.
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When my dad left, my mom signed
me up for the Big Brother program,
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and I got Roy. And we had some
good times before you left town.
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- Yeah, I moved in
with a wonderful woman.
- Oh. What happened?
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She found out I
was living there.
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Roy has some
problems with people.
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They don't like me. Yeah.
You don't like me, right?
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Not really.
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But to be fair,
I have very high standards.
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Yeah?
She's really nice, Steven.
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Hey, so what are you doing here?
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I work here.
Hotel kitchen manager.
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I was gonna put out word
that we are looking for a cook,
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but then I figured, why bother?
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They'll just leave me
like everybody else.
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So, Roy, you seem
a little depressed there.
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- Yeah,
I'm teetering on the brink.
- Hmm.
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- Maybe I can do
something to cheer you up.
- Really?
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Oh, that'd be great.
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So, I'm on the Golden Gate Bridge,
and everyone's telling me to jump.
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I was just out for a jog.
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Okay, Roy, here's what
I'm gonna do for you.
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I'm gonna take that job as
cook, and keep you company,
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on two conditions.
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I'm not gonna work very hard, and
you're gonna have to pay me a lot.
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But, man, it'll be a bargain,
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considering the money you save
on hookers and shrinks.
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Great. And if it's work-related,
I can call you at home.
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Now I have
a reason to get a phone.
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Steven, you're a chef!
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If you can learn to make
those fancy deviled-egg thingies,
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I will lose my freaking mind!
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So, how's the day going?
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Well, let's see. I interviewed
15 potential employees:
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10 dumb asses,
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four cretins and a mama's boy.
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I vote for the mama's boy.
I think they're sweet.
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Hey, Dad! Guess what.
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I got a job at First Midwestern,
so Donna and I can stay engaged.
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I'll work, she'll study, and in a few years,
I can pay for my own tuition. Yay! I win!
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Great news!
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I'm gonna be a cop!
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No. No,
listen. It's perfect for me.
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The uniform will keep me
looking hot, even when I'm old.
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And plus, I love helping people.
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No, you love humping people.
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Eric, a lot of times
humping is helping.
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So,
you're really gonna be a cop?
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Well, he did shoot me, so
we know he's good with guns.
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And you just know they're
gonna partner him up with a dog.
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Actually, you know what?
It's kind of perfect.
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He'll get to run through
people's backyards with a stick.
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He does that anyway.
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The important thing is,
is that I'll be performing
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a very valuable
community service.
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And plus, I'll be sexy forever.
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I mean, just think about it.
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Nobody move!
This is a robbery.
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Not in my town, dirt bag.
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Oh, Officer, not only did you
perform a valuable community service,
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you'll be sexy forever!
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All in a day's work, ma'am.
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Now, let's get you into
something a little more comfortable.
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- But I'm already in a bikini.
- I know.
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Kelso, you do realize you'll
have to help ugly people, too.
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Nah. I'll just leave
that for the fat cops.
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Hey. I just got off
the phone with the bank.
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And I didn't get the job, because
someone gave me a bad reference.
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And then I thought to myself,
"Hmm. I've only had one boss." You!
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I can't believe you
blackballed your own son!
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As usual, I don't know what
the hell you're talking about.
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Oh, so you're not even man enough
to admit it? You know what I think?
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I think you're a bitter, old man
who's so miserable in his life,
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that you have to make everyone
else just as miserable as you are!
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- You're pathetic!
- Honey.
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Your father didn't call
the bank manager, I did.
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Mom, please stay out of this.
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What was that?
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- I gave you the bad reference.
- Oh.
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Then...
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I'm just kidding.
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Eric, if you take a bank job
and put off school,
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you'll never go to college, and
the bank manager agreed with me.
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Plus, I told him
you were bad at math.
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So, there's no job
money to pay for college,
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no money from you
guys to go to college.
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Wow. I guess we're really hoping
for that football scholarship, huh?
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I have a compromise.
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Your father and I
will pay for college
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if you and Donna will agree to just
put off your engagement for one year.
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I'm not compromising anything!
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He said some hurtful things.
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00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,278
No. I'm sick of being
controlled by both of you guys.
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You guys can keep your
money, okay? 'Cause guess what,
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I don't want it!
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00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,167
Ma'am! Sir!
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We got a call
about a domestic disturbance.
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Get out of here.
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00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:04,514
Okay, but if I gotta come back out
here, somebody's going downtown.
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00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,142
Well, quit it.
I'm just practicing.
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00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,941
And this is the pantry.
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00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:18,237
If you ever get really depressed,
it's a good place to go and cry.
335
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:21,907
Also, it's where
we keep the mustard.
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All right, cool. Well, I
guess I'll see you on Monday.
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Okay!
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00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,873
Okay, man. Okay, Roy.
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Get off me!
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00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,296
Oh, I almost forgot to
show you the walk-in freezer.
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A little privacy, please!
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