All language subtitles for Curb Your Enthusiasm s12e01 Atlanta.eng

I love you, America!

And you love me!

From Hollywood, it's
Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Tonight, Maria Sofia Estrada.

Well, Maria Sofia, it
is a great pleasure

to have you here.

If you haven't seen Young
Larry, she steals the show.

I mean, absolutely.

That's right. Whoo!

You're a show stealer.

That's true. Yeah, I am.

And, obviously, confidence
is not an issue with you.

So why do you think
you got this part?

I was the best, clearly.

So, is there a lot of
improv on the show?

Yes, there's a script,

but I make up most
of my own lines,

put my own spin on the
words, make it better.

? I have A structured
settlement ?

? But I need cash now ?

? Call J.G. Wentworth ?

? 877-CASH-NOW ?

? I have some big annuities
But I need cash now ?

? Call J.G. Wentworth ?

- ? 877-CASH-NOW ?
- Could you just stop with that...

Stop with that commercial?

I don't wanna hear that.

- Don't sing that in the house.
- I wanna stop. I can't stop!

Well, stop!

Where's the oat milk?

Oh, right here.

Oh, Mr. "I'm never gonna
stop drinking almond milk."

- Yeah. Oh.
- Because what did I tell you about almond milk?

- Yeah. No, good.
- Remember again?

- Yeah, bad. Yeah.
- What did we say?

You know, the water
that they use in

in this state for these almonds

and the methophexohexadine,
they're killing the bees!

I'm sorry you're unhappy, Larry,

but as her sponsor,

I'm telling you, she simply
cannot handle a breakup.

- How long are we talking?
- Well, they say no changes

for the first 90 days
in the program, but

with Irma, I mean,
minimum six months.

Six months?

I need you to promise
me, Larry. Six months.

- Promise me, Larry.
- And the proliferation of root fungus...

Yeah, oat milk.

That's it. That's the way to go.

Oh, if you go past the pharmacy
on your way to the golf club,

this is for my hammer toe.

I'm not going to the golf club.

- No, but if you do.
- No, but I'm not going.

But you will go before I do,
so would you get me these?

I don't care if they're
black, white, extra-large.

? Oh, I have A
structured settlement ?

? But I need cash now ?

? Call J.G. Wentworth ?

? 877-CASH-NOW ?

Siri, directions to Wolfsglen.

Directions to Great Wolf Lodge.

No, Siri, Wolfsglen Restaurant.

One option I see,

Wood's Garden Supply
on Benedict Canyon.

Siri! Wolfsglen
Restaurant in Westwood.

One option I see,

The Woolsey
Restaurant in Burbank.

No! No, no, you're
not listening!

I said Wolfsglen
Restaurant in Westwood.

A wolf's den is a habitat
that provides wolves

- with protection from...
- No, you stupid fucking idiot!

It's Wolfsglen
Restaurant in Westwood!

One option I see,

- Jay Wolf Clothing.
- No! Ah, you fuck!

Wolfsglen Restaurant!

Sorry, I didn't get that.

Oh, my God, you fucking moron!
It's Wolfsglen, you cunt.

Bundt cake is a cake that
is baked in a Bundt pan.

Not Bundt! Gah! I
said, "You cunt!"

I said, "You cunt!"

- Sorry, I didn't get that.
- I called you a cunt!

One option I see,
Carson City, Nevada.

Oh, shut up!

One option I see, wool glove.

Shut the fuck up!

- Sorry, I didn't get that.
- Oh, fuck you!

Somebody is paying
you to just show up

at a birthday party in Atlanta.

- Yeah. I mean, so stupid.
- Yeah, rich guy.

They're paying him
a ton of money.

- Really?
- Ridiculous.

Who is this guy? How does
he even know who you are?

He's a wealthy
businessman from Africa

who loves Young Larry.

Yeah, Maria Sofia's
gonna be there, too.

Oh, well, now it makes
sense. She's the draw.

By the way, Leon's going
with us 'cause his Auntie Rae

lives in Atlanta.

- Remember her? Yeah?
- I remember Auntie Rae.

Send her my regards.

So what are you gonna do,
tell some jokes or something?

No, this is good. I'm
glad you brought this up.

- I want this in the contract.
- Sure!

Okay. I'm not gonna
do any speeches.

I'm not gonna do any stand-up.
I'm not gonna do any toasts.

I'll mingle, I'll shake
hands, and I'll be cordial.

Do you even know
how to be cordial?

I think so. Do I?

I would guess you do.

I don't think I
can, but I'll try.

Is the... Are we
getting any food here?

- This is unbelievable.
- I know.

It's been half a
fucking hour already.

I got soup and a sandwich.

- Can I give you...
- My God.

- Excuse me.
- Yeah.

We've been sitting
here for a half hour

waiting for our food.

I'm so sorry about that.
Your server, Benny,

he's a little distracted.

His mother passed away
a couple of days ago.

Few days ago and
he comes into work?

- What's he coming in for?
- If he's all upset,

then he should be
home in mourning.

And you can't
complain, obviously.

No, you can't go to the manager.
It's a no-win situation.

Yeah, and you know what else?
Now he gets a condolence tip.

- Yeah. You got no choice.
- Yeah.

Hey, let me ask you a
question. What's going on here?

- What?
- This is a... This is new.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Uh, you decided to
just dye your hair?

Wha... Yeah. What? You don't...

You don't know that it's brown
and it was gray last week?

- What are you doing that for?
- I... I like it.

Oh, yeah, you like it?

- I do.
- You sure Lady Macbeth

didn't have anything
to do with that?

You wish you had a wife
that cared about you.

- You wish you had a wife.
- I almost did a...

I almost did a spit take.

Jeff, you made this choice
by your own free will.

Is that right? You
tell him. Tell him!

Finally! There's our food.

- Oh, Benny.
- Yeah.

I heard about your mother.

- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, gosh.

Thank you so much
for saying that.

- What's he doing?
- This could take forever now.

I mean, you only get one
mother. I'm devastated,

to be honest. I don't
wanna... Oh, thank you.

He's talking about his mother.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

This is unbelievable.
And there's my soup!

It's sitting there,
getting cold.

Hey! I ordered a tuna
melt. That's fucked.

But it was the sepsis that
ultimately killed her.

I am so fucking hungry.

- I'm starving, too.
- Uh, sorry.

It's just a lot to
process, you know?

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Did you tell Auntie Rae

that you're coming, or are
you gonna surprise her?

Oh, no, no. She's not
good with surprises.

You can't do that shit
to old people, man.

I mean, I almost killed
a uncle like that.

- Yeah.
- This motherfucker was in the tub taking a fucking bath.

- Right?
- He's like, "What the fuck?"

That was it. Motherfucker
died like this.

Just like... You
know what I mean?

Yeah, you can't
surprise an old person.

No, you can't do that.
Know what I mean?

I know what you mean. Why do you keep
asking me if I know what you mean?

It wasn't that difficult.
It's not science.

You made a very
simple statement.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah.

Look at this. Fucking you again.

Third or fourth time today.

Jeez! Another butt dial.

Oh, man. I'm sorry.

It puts me in a bad spot.

Puts you in a... Puts
me in the worst spot.

Because I called
a guy last week.

- Yeah.
- I hadn't spoken to him

in 14 years, and
so I got to pretend

- that I was calling him.
- Right.

And the next thing you
know, you're having dinner.

See, me, I carry my
phone in my front pocket.

But sometimes, I dick
dial people by mistake.

Oh, you make a dick dial?

One time, I ordered
a pizza by mistake.

This motherfucker shows up,
I said, "The fuck is this?"

"You ordered a pizza earlier."
Wow, my fucking dick.

And sometimes, I
can hear my dick

dialing a number.

Know what I mean?

I'm like, "What the
fuck are you doing?"

You know what I'm saying?

I do know what you're saying.

- Exactly, man.
- Do you know what I mean?

- Know what I mean?
- You know what I mean?

Do you know what I mean?

- No, no. Do you know what I mean?
- Oh, wow. Here she is.

Oh, boy.

They call that shit DTM.

- Yeah.
- "Doing too much."

Ooh! Hi.

It's hard to watch, isn't it?

Oh, well, look who's here.

- The princess has arrived.
- Ah!

Cutting it kind of close, no?

Oh, the plane won't
take off without me.

- What is this?
- This is my emotional support dog, Pechuca.

- Wow.
- Emotional support dog?

What a scam.

They shouldn't even
let you on the plane

if you're that
mentally unstable.

- It is not a scam.
- This dog is overweight.

They're gonna charge you 200
dollars extra on the flight.

Dogs are like goldfish.

You can overfeed
this motherfucker.

Can you not fat-shame my dog?

You can't insult a
dog. They don't know.

- Yes, she does.
- You need self-awareness

to understand
someone's shaming you.

This dog is not gonna
turn around and go,

"What the fuck you say?"

Look, watch this. Hey, fat fuck.

You a fat ass. You fucking fat.

You a short, fat ass dog.

Look at that. See?
The dog don't know.

Come on, Pechuca. I
don't wanna be late.

And, Pechuca, they got
a meal on the flight.

Don't do it. Don't
you eat nothing else.

See that?

- I bet he heard that part.
- Yeah, you told him.

Housekeeping.

Oh, come in.

Hey. Good morning.

There's a problem?

What's with the eye roll?

I come back.

What do you mean? Wait a second.

I don't understand. Did
I do something wrong?

This... this is a typical room.

There's clothes strewn about.

Yes, I see there's
underwear and socks.

- I come back.
- What? What did I...

That's what people do when
they're in a hotel. Yeah.

Socks, underwear on the
floor. You don't care.

You're not... you're not home.

I'm... I'm completely
bewildered by this whole thing.

I really don't understand. I
mean, this was a typical room.

By the way, I'm very
considerate of housekeeping.

You should know this.

I guarantee you there'll be
a tip for you in this room.

- Guaranteed.
- I come back.

I feel like somehow
I've disappointed you.

- I come back later.
- What have I done?

I'm just staying... in a hotel.

Is this your first room
you've ever cleaned?

This is what a hotel is.

Oh, my God.

Let's go, Pechuca.

I love you. Come on,
Pechuca. Come on, baby.

Oh.

- Oh, my goodness. You made it.
- Ah! Hey!

It's so good to see you.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

- Look at you.
- I brought you a gift.

You know, you are as sweet in
person as you are on camera.

Oh... Oh, you got one,
too. Okay. Thank you, baby.

Come on in, y'all. Come on in.

Oh, Larry, I gotta
show you something.

Can you tell me who
that is right there?

- Oh, boy!
- Come on, man.

- Look at you. Look at that.
- Guess who that is.

Look at that handsome lad.

I had a 4.0 APA,
"Ass-Point-Average."

- Leon.
- In high school,

I was the valedictorian
of tapping ass.

You know what, Larry? It
is so good to see you.

I haven't seen you in such
a... You look fantastic...

- So do you.
- By the way.

- I cannot believe...
- I do, really?

- Yes, indeed.
- What about me?

- What's that?
- We got to get the vote out.

This a very
important one, Larry.

- And in two days.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I heard about this.

Yeah, you heard
about this election?

Yeah, I read about that.

Yeah. Oh, Larry, I want
you to help yourself

to some of my hors d'oeuvres.
Listen, come on, baby.

We gon' serve your wine

- for lunch! Come on, now.
- Oh, you're welcome.

That does not look good at all.

It really looks inedible.

What? What are you doing?

Did you see...

- You took my glasses.
- Oh, I love it.

- Thank you, thank you.
- What did you do?

- Why'd you take my glasses?
- She wanted to try a new style.

I wanted to see what your
glasses looked like on her.

You know, you could
have asked me.

- You would have said no.
- Are you serious?

You know, I can see
well through 'em.

I think we might have
the same prescription.

Can I have my
glasses back, please?

All right, fine. Here.

- What the hell?
- What? What's wrong?

- What's wrong?
- Yes.

They don't fit.

- Oh, my goodness.
- You stretched them out.

- No, I didn't.
- What'd you do?

I didn't do anything to 'em.
They must've been like that

- when she gave 'em to me.
- No! They weren't like that.

Look at the size of her
head. Are you kidding?

You can't just take a pair
of glasses and try them on.

You have a big head.

- Dare I say, freakish?
- No, I don't have a big head.

It's excessive. It's
like a jack-o'-lantern.

You know what? You got a
peanut head like Mr. Peanut.

- Look at this. Look at this.
- I did not...

- I'll tell you what.
- Look! Look!

- I see it! I see it!
- They won't stay on my face.

- They won't stay on my...
- Fine!

Listen, I got a spare
pair of glasses.

I will bring them to you

so you can wear them.
I'll be right back.

- What is wrong with you?
- These glasses are fragile.

She's got a giant fucking
head. She ruined my glasses.

- What is the big deal?
- The big deal is I'm in Atlanta.

I don't have a spare pair.

I got the party tonight.

There's no time and
I can't wear these.

This motherfucker
can't see for shit.

Hey! Man, what the
fuck are you doing?

Get your fat ass

off my jacket. You crazy?

Pechuca is not fat.

I told your pudgy ass
before to stay off my shit.

Do not talk to
Pechuca like that.

All right, all right, all right.

Cut out the foolishness.
Here are the glasses.

Now, I'm gonna give
them to you on loan.

But remember, you gotta
give them back to me

before you leave Georgia.

- This is ridiculous.
- Just try 'em on.

You can see through 'em, right?

Yeah, I can see.

Thank you. That's
all I'm saying.

How do they look?

They look fucking ridiculous
with a peanut fucking head.

Oh, no!

Ah. Hey there.

Oh, Ligaya.

Is that how you
pronounce it? Ligaya?

What a beautiful name. That
is a really substantial,

beautiful foreign
name. I like it a lot.

- Why you wear lady glasses?
- Oh, well, yeah,

somebody broke my
glasses, essentially.

But, you know, speaking
of glasses, by the way,

can I give you a hypothetical?

If a guest dropped
glasses in the toilet,

who fishes the glasses
out of the toilet?

Is that your department?

Or is it the guest who's
never put his hands

in a toilet in his life?

Or the housekeeper who's
very familiar with it

and is kind of desensitized, in
a way, to the whole situation

and has gloves

and has the
equipment and a plan?

What do you do?

It's a legitimate question.

I have job. I have work.

No, but what about the glasses?

Do you get the glasses
out of the toilet?

You get 'em yourself!

What? Hey! They're
not mine. I never said

they were my glasses.
That was a hypothetical.

A hypothetical
means it's possible

and maybe not possible.

It's just a question.

You know, you're
quite a farbissiner.

All right, look at this.

All right, here we go.

Oh, my words.

- Larry David.
- Oh.

Maria Sofia.

- Wow, guys.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Welcome!

It's so nice to meet you, Larry.

Nice to meet you.

What an honor to have
you guys in my house.

- Your house?
- Yes.

You're Michael Fouchay?

Yeah, Michael Fouchay.
It's my birthday.

I thought you were African.

Yeah, I am. I'm South African.
Born and raised in Joburg.

Ah! Uh, this is my friend,
Leon, I was telling you about.

Leon Black.

- Ah, put it there, Leon.
- Very good to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice house.

Yeah. No, thanks. Welcome.

How... how... Um,
something's different.

Is it the... Something
looks different.

Somebody stretched out my
glasses with her big head,

so I'm wearing hers.

These actually look better
than the ones he usually wears.

She's so quick, this one,
hey? They actually do.

- They look very sort of arty.
- Yeah, I know.

You are so witty.

- You are so witty.
- What is this?

You don't tell people
you're from Africa

- if you're from South Africa.
- If this motherfucker's African,

I'm fucking a...

What's the little boy
in that fucking book

with the freckles on his face,

with the overalls and
the fucking bare feet,

and he looked wet all the time?

- Huckleberry Finn.
- Huckleberry fucking Finn.

- Yeah, Huckleberry Finn.
- We are so excited.

There are so many people
that wanna meet you.

- Really? Me?
- Yes, absolutely.

Hey, where the fucking food at?

Outside is a... there's an
incredible buffet there.

Anything you want,
please make yourself

- absolutely at home.
- Whoo-hoo! Say less.

Cheers, my brother.

Ah, you just lost
about half the buffet.

Oh, no. We've got
plenty. We got plenty.

Listen, I especially
want you to meet Brookie.

Uh... Ah, there she...

Ah, never mind.
We'll grab her now.

She's just stepping out.
You're gonna love her.

You know, when people tell me

I'm going to love someone,

I'm kind of programmed
not to like them.

So it's kind of a
lose-lose for Brookie.

Uh, Brooke. Brooke.

- Who?
- Just call her Brooke.

- Her... her name's Brooke.
- You just said Brookie.

Oh, only her really close
friends call her Brookie.

So I can't call her Brookie?

No. No.

Can I introduce you
to some of my guests?

- Oh, I would love that.
- Mingle,

- do some photos...
- Oh, I would

- so love that. Yes.
- That'd be amazing.

Can you sign one for me
next? My name's Allie.

- I think I'm your biggest fan.
- Oh!

And the thing that
really bothers me...

I wanna tell you something.
You know how there's like,

green bags, clear bags

- in the grocery store.
- Sure.

They put clear where
they should put green.

- Green...
- They put clear in the green

- and the green in the clear.
- You understand?

Yeah, sure. The
green in the clear...

- Has this happened to you?
- And...

Okay. Oh, shit!

So they put their
two mascaras down.

Hannah walked off with hers.

Oh, Hannah walked
off with hers. Oh!

She did.

- Wow!
- She did.

- She walked off!
- Oh.

Mm, mm, mm!

Oh, shit. Goddamn birthday cake.

Oh!

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Have you noticed that
when you take a picture,

you don't look nearly as good

as you do when you
look in the mirror?

- Yeah.
- Because the mirror

is how you see yourself.

And the photo is
how you're seen.

Fuck, that's deep.

Let me ask you this question.
You ever been to Africa?

No. I would love to go, though.

I wonder if a Black
man going to Africa

is like a Jew going to Israel.

If you go to Israel to fuck,
you know what I'm saying?

I'll tell you what.
Let's plan a trip.

We'll hit the Congo...

- Oh, I like that.
- You know?

And then, we'll go to Tel Aviv.

- I'll tap yours. You tap mine.
- I love that.

- That is a trip.
- Know what?

I'm gonna go top this
bitch off right here.

I'll see you in a
minute, playboy.

Well, hello there.

Hello!

Michael insisted that
I meet you. I'm Brooke.

- Yes, hi. Larry.
- Nice to meet you, Larry.

Well, it's nice to
meet you, Brookie.

Uh, it's Brooke.

- Excuse me?
- It's Brooke. My name is Brooke.

- Brooke.
- Yeah.

Michael told me about
the Brooke-Brookie thing.

Um.

There's not a thing.
My name is Brooke.

Michael calls you Brookie.

M... my good friends
call me Brookie.

People I just met
call me Brooke.

How long does one
need to know you

before Brooke becomes Brookie?

- Well...
- Brookie!

- Oh, my God, Carl!
- Hi! Hello.

I thought I saw you
across the room.

- Ah! Did you meet Larry?
- Not yet. Hi, Larry.

I'm Carl. We are tickled pink

- that you are here.
- Thank you, Carl.

Nice... nice to meet you.

I gotta get this out to Cynthia.

So, good to see
you. I'll catch up

- with you in a minute.
- Absolutely.

So nice to meet you, Larr.

- Okay.
- Bye, Brookie.

Bye.

What was that?

Just saying bye to Brookie.

So you call her Brookie?

- Yeah.
- How long have you known her?

Well, we met a few months
ago at a dinner party.

And this is the second
time you're seeing her?

Yeah, second time.

So you met once
at a dinner party

and you've been
calling her Brookie?

- Yeah.
- Did you call her Brookie

at the dinner party?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

She didn't say,
"Call me Brooke"?

No.

Are you aware of the
Brooke-Brookie rule?

- No, I'm not aware of that.
- Because...

You seem to be in violation
of the Brooke-Brookie rule.

- Please, educate me.
- Yeah.

How am I in violation
of this rule?

Well, only her close friends
can call her Brookie.

Is there anybody else
from that party here?

Yeah. Brookie.

Mm-hmm. Anyone else?

Me. I'm Carl.

This is interesting.
Very interesting.

- Is it?
- Yes.

I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.

Here we go. That's great.

How's that? Should
we do another one?

Larr! Larr, Larr. Get
in here. Get in here.

- We're doing a group shot.
- I can't now.

- We're doing a photo.
- I can't. I can't do it now.

A group shot.

- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Yes?

I got to tell you,
I'm a little confused

about the Brooke-Brookie rule.

Oh, there's not a rule.

- It's just...
- Oh, no, I beg to differ.

I think there is a rule.

Now, Carl,

who hardly knows you at
all, calls you Brookie,

whereas I was given very
strict instructions,

by you, to call you Brooke.

- Carl is a great guy.
- No, no!

Carl is not a great guy.
I just spoke to Carl.

I didn't find Carl to
be a great guy at all.

If I had a Larr-Larry rule,

Carl wouldn't be
calling me Larr.

- I can tell you that.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.

Do you want me to call you Larr?

No, because I don't
have a Larr-Larry rule.

I don't have a
Brooke-Brookie Rule.

No, you do. You do have
a Brooke-Brookie rule.

And it only applies to me.

Larry, my name is Brooke.

Have a good night.

Yo, happy birthday.

Oh, thank you. Thank
you, my brother.

Thank you so much.

Aw!

Really. Seriously.

Thank you so much.

Honestly, any time,
you're welcome back.

- Any time.
- All right. Okay. Okay.

- All right. Okay.
- Larry, cheers. Thanks, bye.

All right, so...

All right.

We did it. Here we were.
We showed up at the party.

We came out. Yep.

Yeah, interesting.
Very interesting.

Yeah. It was... It
was nice. Very good.

Now it's done. It's
all done. Yeah.

- All right. Okay.
- Okay.

What's up, y'all?
I'm in a nice hotel.

Pechuca, no wait! Pechuca.

Oh. Oh, my God. Hey!

Hey! Oh!

Wha... What the hell?

- You're standing in the way.
- Oh, man!

Your dog slobbered all over me.

Don't scream around
Pechuca, please.

She's sensitive.

Now, I got to go clean my pants.

Oh, well, good. They
were basic anyways.

Fucking dog.

Oh, excuse me.

You know where the
restaurant is for breakfast?

- Breakfast? Absolutely.
- Yeah.

It's gonna... You know what?

Uh, it's probably easier
if I walk with you.

I can just escort you myself.

That's not necessary.
I can find it.

Just point me in
the right direction.

Oh, it's my pleasure. It's
not too far of a walk.

I'm happy to take you.

You don't have to do that.
I'll... I'll find it.

Oh, it's no trouble at
all. I'll walk with you.

Okay.

All right. Right this way.

What?

Are you serious?

She's the employee of the month?

She is. She's been
here six years.

This is her last month.

Oh, no wonder.

- Hello!
- Hey.

I got some bad news.

Michael Fouchay,

uh, doesn't want to pay
you the appearance fee.

What are you talking about? Why?

I don't know. He's not
returning my calls.

Not returning my emails.

- I don't know what to do.
- Wow. What a nerve.

Flew me all the way out
here, he's not paying me?

- That's bullshit!
- Yeah, it is bullshit.

I'm gonna go to his office.

I have his card.
I got the address.

I'm getting my money.

- You do that.
- All right. Goodbye.

Hey, good to see you again.

A hundred and fifty mil?

If he puts in 100 mil, I'll
match whatever Elon does.

I was gonna fly in his plane.

Now he says, I must take
my own plane. I don't mind.

I'll take the plane.
I just need to go...

Hang on a second. I need
to... I need to call you back.

Larry, can I help you?

I just found out
you're not paying me.

Is that true?

Yeah, that is true.

Are you kidding?

Larry, I'm not paying you

'cause you're in violation
of your contract.

Violation of the contract? What?

You said you were
gonna be cordial.

You weren't cordial.

I wasn't c...
You're saying to me,

okay, that I wasn't cordial?
I most certainly was cordial.

Do you know what cordial means?

I spoke to... Yes, I know
exactly what it means.

It means to be polite,
to be friendly,

and not to tell people what
you really think of them

and what assholes they all were.

- Yes. That's cordial.
- You were not cordial.

I get it. I get it.

This is about your dear
friend, Brookie, right?

Is this Brookie? 'Cause
I called her Brookie?

I called Brooke Brookie?

You know what? Carl
called her Brookie.

Carl hardly knows
her. He met her once.

I met her once.

What's Carl got
that I don't got?

- No...
- Don't disrespect a woman

and call her Brookie if you
don't know her that well.

It's just being
polite. But anyway...

- Okay, Carl didn't know her.
- I'll let it slide.

Larry, listen to me.

I don't wanna do this,
this American way

where we all just
yell at each other.

Do you wanna take a step back...

- I'm gonna take a step back.
- And do this the African way?

I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

I think there's a wound here
and we need to try and heal it.

- Let's do it.
- Have you heard of the TRC?

I don't know what that is.

- The Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa.
- Oh, I've heard of that. Yes.

That was how we
healed apartheid.

- I wanna do something similar with you.
- Okay. All right.

Come in. Sit down.

- You know, I'll take a seat.
- Have a seat.

- I'll sit down.
- Thank you.

- I'll sit down.
- Thank you, Larry. Welcome.

- All right. Okay.
- Okay.

I'm gonna be Desmond Tutu

and then I'm gonna
ask you questions.

- You're gonna be Tutu?
- Yeah,

because Tutu was the guy
asking the questions.

But in this particular
case, I was a victim.

You shouldn't be Tutu.
I should be Tutu.

We can't both be Tutu.

- We can't have two Tutus.
- No, you can't have two Tutus.

I'll be a different name,
okay? My name's Frank.

No, no. You wanna
be Tutu, be Tutu.

Okay. So...

Larry, thanks for
coming in today.

Of course, Mr. Tutu.

Would you like to tell
everyone present here today

if you believe

that you truly
honored this contract

and deserve the payment?

I think I did to the
best of my ability.

I faked cordiality and
I feigned interest.

I'm gonna be honest,
I'm disappointed.

I was expecting more
from my childhood hero.

I've been expecting more
from myself my whole life

and it's just not there.

Do you accept that it
was a bad vibe, actually,

and kind of ruined
my party and my...

I've ruined every
party I've ever gone to

in my entire life.

- I have bad energy.
- I just expected

that you'd be more grateful.

I really did the best

under the circumstances
of a person

who hates people and yet
had to be amongst them.

I feel like you
are being honest.

For someone to admit that
they don't like people

and they have a bad
vibe is not easy.

Yes. I don't like
myself. I'm a person.

You know what we learned
in the TRC, Larry?

Sometimes, the unlikeliest

of friendships can develop.

I feel like there
is a connection.

Uh, no. There's... There's not.

You know what I'm gonna
do for you, Larry?

I'm gonna step up here.

I'm gonna pay you the money.

Oh, my God. Seriously?

I'm gonna pay you the money.

- Michael Fouchay.
- Yes.

Michael Fouchay.

- There's a bit of warmth there.
- Yeah, you see it?

Can I ask you... While I
have you in this warm moment,

can I ask you something?

Would you mind signing
this for my little guy?

Oh. Not at all. Of course.

- Happy to.
- Thank you.

Appreciate that. That's
amazing Thank you. Thanks.

- So this is to your son?
- Wow. Yes.

Yeah, that little kid
that I was talking to.

- Yes, the little guy. Yeah.
- Yeah. Uh, uh, Kramen.

What?

Oh, my son.

- Yeah, your son.
- Yeah, make it to my son.

Simon.

Simon! Yeah. Yeah,
that's what I said. Yeah.

Housekeeping!

Asshole!

You leave me tip in toilet.

Whoo!

Hey!

- Whoo!
- What are you doing?

That's my stuff.

- You're a bad man.
- Are you out of your mind?

Oh, my God. Stop it!

Why are you doing
this? What did I do?

You throw my tip in toilet,
I toss your clothes.

What are you talking about?

What? I didn't... I didn't
put money in the toilet.

- Whoo!
- You sick maniac.

You're insane.

I go out with a bang.

Michael, it was
great to see you.

We had a fantastic time.

Whenever the check
arrives, it arrives.

Do me a favor.

Will you give my best to
Simon? I love that kid.

Yes, I'd love to get on a Zoom

with the lad.

All right, we'll
work it out then.

Okay. Okay. All right.

So you're getting paid?

- I will get paid, yes.
- Me too.

But man, does this
guy have a nerve

threatening not to pay me?

What? 'Cause I wasn't cordial?

And this Fouchay?

What a pain in the ass!
He's still making requests.

I got to get on a Zoom
with his son, Simon?

That kid's a potato.

His dad's gonna have
to donate a building

to get that kid into college.

You know what the worst
thing about this Fouchay is?

Trying to pass himself
off as African.

This guy's not African,
he's South African.

Hey, you're sitting on my phone.

Pechuca, come. Pechuca.
Come, come, come.

Come. Pechuca.

Hello?

Goodbye, Larry.

Goodbye.

Just keep going straight.

I think it's right
on this block.

I thought we were
going to the airport.

I just have to return
Auntie Rae's glasses.

She's at some
polling place voting.

There it is. It's
up on the right.

Aw, those people must be so hot.

Oh, there she is. Stop the car.

- Auntie Rae.
- How are you doing?

How are you?

I'm good. But why are...

- Look at you.
- Hey.

What you doing here?

Well, we're on our
way to the airport,

but I thought we should
stop by and return these.

- Oh, you remembered.
- I remembered. Are you kidding?

It was on my mind every minute.

Well, I hope it
wasn't on your head.

I hope you didn't stretch these.

Well, I put them around
my butt yesterday,

so they might be
a little bigger.

Oh, y'all. It's hot
out here, Larry.

Boy, this is brutal here.

- Yes.
- How long you been waiting?

Over two and a half hours.

- What?
- Yes.

- That is just insane.
- It's horrible.

Look what they put people
through just to vote.

I'm melting out here, Larry.

You know what? I got
some water in the car.

- Do you want it? Yeah.
- I would love it.

Quiet, chubby.

Here you go. I knew this
would come in handy.

Oh. Yes. Yes, indeed.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

Thank you for this w...

Sir!

In the navy blazer. Put
your hands in the air.

- Me?
- Yeah, you.

You under arrest for violation
of the Election Integrity Act.

What? What are
you talking about?

It is illegal for anyone
in the state of Georgia

to provide food or water

- to voters in line at the polls.
- What? That's barbaric.

What kind of law...
Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.
You're coming with me.

You can't do... Oh, no,
you're making a big mistake.

I'm sorry, baby. I forgot.

I'm not even from here!

I just came to make an
appearance at a party.

And I didn't even get paid!

I was just being cordial.
I was being cordial.

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