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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:17,218 * So just tell me what your name is * 4 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,086 - Oh man. 5 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,223 - Hi, can I have a water please? 6 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,091 Thank you. 7 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:29,697 - Blue Dolphin, huh? 8 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:31,865 - Excuse me? 9 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,001 - I see you're drinking a Blue Dolphin. 10 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,870 - Don't do that. 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:38,706 That's so corny, don't give water a nickname. 12 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,241 It's just water. 13 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,210 But yes, I'm drinking water. 14 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:43,211 - You do that often? 15 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,080 - What, drink water? 16 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,315 Yeah. 17 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,016 - No, come to a bar to do so. 18 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,387 - Actually, lately, yeah I have been. 19 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,357 You see that girl over there in 20 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,858 the black dress acting real crazy? 21 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:58,859 - [Ray] Hmm? 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,194 - That's Mishawn. 23 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,362 And Mishawn and her boyfriend just 24 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,663 broke up so lately she's been 25 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,433 exploring this wild, crazy single side, 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,834 which is my polite way of saying 27 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,503 that's she's being a complete slut-bag right now. 28 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,305 (laughs) 29 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,241 And being her best friend and DD, 30 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,243 I get front row seats to the show. 31 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,076 - Lucky you. 32 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,345 - Lucky me, right? 33 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:19,913 - I'm Ray. 34 00:01:19,947 --> 00:01:20,914 - That's nice. 35 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:21,749 - Oooh. 36 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,616 - I'm joking. 37 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,486 Clara, nice to meet you. 38 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,287 - Pleasure. 39 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:30,258 (gentle piano music) 40 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,762 * I love you like grease fries chicken * 41 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:39,800 * Like my hands needs mittens in the snow * 42 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,238 * As soon as I got you I swore I'd never let you go * 43 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,341 * I love you like butter melts on toast * 44 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,643 * You're doing the most to me 45 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:53,814 * You put your hand in the small of my back * 46 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,884 * I love knowing that you know I like that * 47 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,787 * 'Cause I love you 48 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:04,725 * From a place that I can't explain * 49 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:12,533 * Said I love you like macaroni needs cheese * 50 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,236 * You bring me to my knees 51 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:18,138 * When you smile you make me wanna * 52 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:21,375 * Stay and chill for a little while * 53 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:24,378 * I love you like frosting on a cake * 54 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:27,348 * If I could take a piece of you * 55 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:30,784 * With me everywhere I go 56 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:35,823 * Boy you know that I would 'cause I love you * 57 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:41,895 * From a place that I can't explain * 58 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,101 * We'll always be together 59 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:51,071 * Side by side, sticking through whatever * 60 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:54,575 * You're the apple to my pie 61 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,311 * My favorite kind of guy 62 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:00,314 * Said we'll always be together * 63 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,451 * Side by side, sticking through whatever * 64 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,554 * You're the apple to my pie 65 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,690 * You're my favorite kind of guy * 66 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,826 * Said we'll always be together * 67 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,863 * Side by side, sticking through whatever * 68 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:19,300 * You're the apple to my pie 69 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,102 * My favorite kind of guy 70 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:25,138 * Said we'll always be together * 71 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:28,276 * Side by side, sticking through whatever * 72 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,479 * You're the apple to my pie 73 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,980 * You are my favorite 74 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,516 - What are you doing? 75 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,486 Who you think you is, Beyonce? 76 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,353 You Shakira? 77 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,222 - Come on over here and dance with me Mr. Felix, come on. 78 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:45,158 - Ain't nobody got time to be dancing, I got work to do. 79 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,561 - You are such a pussy. 80 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,398 - Oh I'm a pussy now? 81 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,666 - A big ass Lindsay Lohan pussy. 82 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,201 - Oh okay, see you know what, you ain't ready for 83 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,737 this 'cause I slide up on you with that dead arm. 84 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:57,771 - Don't do that, I hate that. 85 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,139 - I hit you with that dead arm, you know 86 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,574 you like the dead arm-- 87 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:02,976 - Don't do that, please stop. - What that dead arm gonna do? 88 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,546 (laughter) 89 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,015 - Then I hit you with the all day. 90 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:08,982 Look at the dead arm work. 91 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,384 - No it's not! 92 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:12,252 (knocking) 93 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,622 - See, you too loud, you got the neighbors, 94 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,189 you gonna get us kicked out of here. 95 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:17,024 - Is that the door? 96 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,459 - Yeah, come on. 97 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,428 Let's go see who it is. 98 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,998 - Yo, what's up in here? 99 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,134 Everything good? 100 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,502 - Yeah, everything's cool. 101 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,470 What's up? 102 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:30,404 - Nothing, I just heard a bunch 103 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,272 of loud music, some screaming. 104 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,674 Sounded like maybe y'all were murdering 105 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,008 a bunch of little retarded kids or some shit. 106 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,545 - Come on man, why they gotta be retarded? 107 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:38,612 (laughs) 108 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,580 - Actually it's his fault. 109 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:40,448 - What? 110 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:41,715 - It is your fault, I was listening 111 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,250 to music quietly and relaxing-- 112 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,419 - She was trying to get some. 113 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,286 - What? 114 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,555 - [Ray] She was trying to get some. 115 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:48,589 - So that's how it went down. 116 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,957 - That's not what happened. 117 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:50,891 - All right. 118 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,092 - Lies. 119 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,462 Anyways, are you coming tonight? 120 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,097 - Yes ma'am Clara, I will be here, still 7 o'clock? 121 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:57,931 - [Clara] Yes sir. 122 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,667 - Can I bring anything? 123 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:00,868 - No, just bring yourself, or if you 124 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,803 wanna bring a date you can bring a date. 125 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,037 Oh you should bring Lauren! 126 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,138 - No. 127 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,240 We are on the outs. 128 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,342 I couldn't trust her. 129 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,311 Not like the perfect couple down here. 130 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,747 If you can't trust them then 131 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,816 what's the point of being with them? 132 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,317 - Very true. 133 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,952 I'm sorry. 134 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:21,455 - Anyways, I'm crazy excited about tonight. 135 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,824 - Ray's crazy excited too, aren't you babe? 136 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,359 - Oh thrilled. 137 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,461 - Oh shit, that's right. 138 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,930 You're meeting the parents. 139 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,164 - Yeah, man. 140 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,400 - [Billy] You nervous? 141 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,534 - Nah. 142 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,702 - Motherfucker you lying. 143 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:35,903 (laughter) 144 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,871 I got some good music to bring you also. 145 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:38,939 - Word. 146 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,107 - Yeah, I've been working on that shit all week. 147 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,074 It's tight. 148 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,910 - That's what's up man, well why 149 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,578 don't you bring them to the party tonight. 150 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,813 - I will, I will. 151 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,381 Peace. 152 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,281 - Wow. 153 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:50,918 (laughs) 154 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,019 - I don't know why that boy keep 155 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,286 giving me his demo tapes, I tell 156 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,323 him I barely even listen to hip hop. 157 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,825 - Baby you know you're the only black person 158 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,593 that he knows, where's he from, Nebraska? 159 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,062 - Yeah, Kansas or some shit. 160 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,064 - Exactly, ain't no black people in Kansas. 161 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:04,998 - Yeah that's true, that's true. 162 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,567 - But he's so sweet, I like him. 163 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,536 - Yeah, he a good white boy. 164 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,904 (laughter) 165 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,773 - Hey what are you doing? 166 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,942 - What, I'm cleaning up. 167 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,611 - Everything's cleaned. 168 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:18,979 - Yeah, but you know, 169 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,482 I'm straightening up stuff, you know? 170 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,917 - Everything is straightened. 171 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,321 - Baby, I just, I'm sorry, but I want 172 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:31,191 things to be perfect, you know? 173 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,360 - Ray, everything is fine, I have told you 174 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,396 a million times that everything is gonna be okay. 175 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:40,601 - I know, you keep saying that, but you know... 176 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:44,004 I just, I want things to be right. 177 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,305 - Ray, just come sit down, come on back. 178 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,207 - I mean, but just a minute, baby-- 179 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,177 - Ray, come sit down. 180 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,044 Come sit. 181 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,017 Why are you tripping? 182 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,687 - I'm sorry, baby. 183 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,456 Like I keep telling you, I want things to be 184 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:06,026 perfect and I want your parents to like me, you know? 185 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,663 Your mama already said I'm ugly. 186 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,031 (laughs) 187 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,701 - My mama did not say that you were ugly. 188 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,969 - Have you forgot about that little Skype session we had? 189 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,606 - Hi, mom and dad! 190 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,741 I want you guys to meet Ray. 191 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,745 - Hey Mr. And Mrs. Tillman, it's nice to virtually meet you. 192 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,281 - He's not very handsome is he? 193 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,486 - He looks poor. 194 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,554 Why hasn't he shaved? 195 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,857 - She says he's a writer. 196 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,492 Of course he's poor. 197 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,093 - We can so hear you. 198 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,395 - Okay. 199 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,799 - Yeah. 200 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,034 - It was a bad connection. 201 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,870 My mom has seen pictures of you since, 202 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,304 babe, she thinks you're attractive. 203 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:52,272 - Oh word? 204 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,140 Can you hook a brother up? 205 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,307 - Shut up, stupid. 206 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,443 (laughs) 207 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,213 - Nah baby, I mean it's just, I know your mom and dad, 208 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:05,218 and I know who they are, and I know what they do. 209 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,657 I know the things that are important to them I don't have. 210 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,659 It's just... 211 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,928 I want them to like me, you know? 212 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,398 And when we tell them about the baby, I mean-- 213 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,869 - Ray, listen to me, you are thinking way too much. 214 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,303 Doesn't even matter. 215 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:25,472 'Cause I love you. 216 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,942 And they're gonna love you too. 217 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,278 And if they don't, fuck 'em. 218 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,781 (laughs) 219 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:36,249 - That's easy for you to say because you have a 220 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:39,119 pretty good record of disappointing your parents. 221 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,189 Meanwhile my record is unblemished 222 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,356 and I'm trying to keep it that way. 223 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:44,858 - Oh we gonna go there? 224 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,326 Okay, low blows. 225 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,861 - Guess I'll go shower and then get 226 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,530 a little writing done on that NG project. 227 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,399 - Remember Mishawn and Ty are gonna come at 6 o'clock 228 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:54,702 because she wants to help me with everything. 229 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:59,472 - So her and her boy Ty is getting pretty serious huh? 230 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,108 - Yeah, seems like it. 231 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,109 - That's funny. 232 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,677 - What's funny? 233 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,146 - I don't know, I just, I never would've thought 234 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:09,216 that Mishawn would settle down with a white boy. 235 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:16,256 But he makes her happy, then that's what's up. 236 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,759 - Yeah, he seems really nice and he does make her happy. 237 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,228 - Yeah, he does seem cool. 238 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,162 - You think you can entertain him 239 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,664 for about an hour and a half? 240 00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:25,098 - Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, instead of writing 241 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,434 I'll just throw in a basketball game, 242 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:30,370 the Lakers are playing the Warriors tonight. 243 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,139 He used to play sports, huh? 244 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:32,973 - Who, Ty? 245 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,608 - Yeah. 246 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,910 - Yeah, I think basketball and football. 247 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:37,911 - That's what's up. 248 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,146 - Yeah, yeah. 249 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,380 - I mean you really don't think they gonna 250 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,549 trip when we tell them about the baby? 251 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,951 - Oh no, they're definitely gonna trip, 252 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,386 they're definitely gonna freak out. 253 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,254 I don't care. 254 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,456 I love you. 255 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,460 (hip hop melody) 256 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,067 Oh shit, what time is it? 257 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,001 - [Ray] Hey! 258 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,469 - I'm sorry, baby. 259 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,403 What time is it? 260 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,705 - I don't know, why, what's up? 261 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,206 - 'Cause I have to start cooking. 262 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:09,743 - Wait wait wait, you just gonna leave me here like this? 263 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:14,782 * I get around, around, ain't no doubt about that * 264 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,985 * Sure you wanna roll, but I ain't with that * 265 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,621 - Mr. Tillman, it is a pleasure to meet you, sir. 266 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,490 Mr. Tillman, what's up, my nigga? 267 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:24,858 How's your portfolio? 268 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,493 Oh mine? 269 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,061 Hey Mr. Tillman, how's it going? 270 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,497 (clears throat) 271 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,498 It is so good! 272 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,069 How about we leave these hos and go hit the strip club? 273 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:39,339 Mr. Tillman, it is so good to finally meet you. 274 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,274 It's good to finally meet you, 275 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,745 man, with your old ass, nigga! 276 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,580 Dammit, Mr. Tillman, you making me fuck up my tie. 277 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:56,023 * Get around, ain't no stopping that shorty * 278 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,791 - Damn, you look good, boo. 279 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,127 - Brother clean up good don't he? 280 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,529 - You look good, baby. 281 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,396 Very nice. 282 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,266 Aww. 283 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,534 - You heard from Mishawn yet? 284 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,936 - No, she's not gonna text me before 285 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,971 she comes, I think she's just gonna come over. 286 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,106 She should actually be here any minute. 287 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,041 - Cool, that's what's up. 288 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:14,908 - Yeah. 289 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,079 There's one tiny little thing, 290 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,680 small thing, not big, it's just small. 291 00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,949 - What? 292 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,117 What little tiny thing you forgot to tell me? 293 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,287 - Freddy and Aubyrn are coming over too. 294 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,521 - Aw man, damn! 295 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,690 - Come on baby, that's my brother, be nice. 296 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,126 - Your brother's like a little wannabe criminal. 297 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,061 - Really? 298 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,362 I say be nice, that's what you're gonna say? 299 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,830 - I'm just saying. 300 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,065 - That's really nice, and technically 301 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,532 he actually did do time. 302 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,801 - Six days? 303 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,770 - Plus four, he did four days before. 304 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,271 I'm just saying. 305 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,039 - Please tell me he ain't bringing that guitar. 306 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,941 - I don't know what he's bringing, I just 307 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,609 know that I need you to be nice. 308 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,911 - I'll be nice to him all right. 309 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,045 - Thank you. 310 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,947 - But they not bringing that baby of theirs is they? 311 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,382 - That baby? 312 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,449 That's my niece. 313 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,450 - So you think. 314 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,553 - Something is so wrong with you. 315 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,989 Yes, I'm pretty sure they're going 316 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,157 to be bringing their child with them. 317 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,393 - Just saying, boo, him and Aubyrn seem like the 318 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,462 type to forget and leave the baby on the plane. 319 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,563 Or either trading him for Laker 320 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,399 tickets on the way over here. 321 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,901 - Wow, really? 322 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,668 Go ahead, get it all out. 323 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,271 - Maybe they can enlighten me again, 324 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,506 you know what I mean, with their 325 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,375 spiritual side, bring me closer to Jesus, 326 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,612 introduce me to the Lord, hallelujah, amen. 327 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:26,980 - Amen, are you done? 328 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,116 - Yes, I'm done. 329 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:29,950 - Jerk. 330 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,819 - Feel better now. 331 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,955 Any more surprises you wanna tell me about? 332 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,523 - No. 333 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,793 Other than Freddy and Aubyrn and Ty and Mishawn, 334 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:42,662 I think everybody else is gonna be here at 7. 335 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,732 - Wait wait, who's everybody? 336 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,801 - Do you ever listen to me when I talk? 337 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,270 - Only when you be talking about (mumbles). 338 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,205 - You're such a pervert. 339 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,307 (laughter) 340 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,244 We have Mr. Chad and his tight beats, they'll be here. 341 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,814 And Billy and Channel. 342 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,282 - You invited Billy and Channel? 343 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,483 You know they gonna show up high. 344 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,585 - No they're not, they know that my dad's 345 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,753 like a bloodhound when it comes to stuff 346 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,856 like that, so they're not gonna smoke. 347 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,058 They promised me and I believe them. 348 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,860 - All right, you go ahead and believe that. 349 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:13,861 - Mmmhm. 350 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,296 - What about Nicky and Trey? 351 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,530 - Oh they're not gonna come. 352 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,566 I think Nicky has cramps or something. 353 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,733 - Cramps? 354 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,203 - Yes, cramps, it's a girl thing, you wouldn't understand. 355 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,037 - Guess not. 356 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,374 Is that like the vagina thing or something? 357 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,808 Her vagina is cramped? 358 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:30,810 - Her vagina's cramped, really? 359 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,580 - I don't see how y'all do it. 360 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,815 Walking around with them thangs in your pockets all day. 361 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,985 - "Them thangs"? 362 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,387 You seem to like "them thangs" a lot. 363 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,689 - I'm saying 'cause the alternative is dick, 364 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,926 which while very pretty, ain't my thing. 365 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,561 - Are you trying to say that you think 366 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,898 that a dick is prettier than a vagina? 367 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,065 - Absolutely. 368 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,200 - Oh you're bugging, you're crazy. 369 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,334 - I'm just saying. 370 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,003 - Something so wrong with you, you sipping on something. 371 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,805 - Oh, baby, speaking of sipping on stuff, 372 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:03,743 I know I said it was a possibility, but Sam's coming. 373 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,213 - Damn it Ray, are you serious? 374 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,315 - What did you want me to do? 375 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,350 - Not invite him, you over here paranoid 376 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,019 about impressing my parents, but you're 377 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,987 gonna invite your alcoholic psycho friend? 378 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,255 That doesn't even make any sense. 379 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,556 - He's going through some things, him and 380 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,558 Kristen just broke up, she dumped him. 381 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,993 - [Clara] Oh that's just nice. 382 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,161 - He's taking it hard. 383 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,496 - That's great, so instead of getting crazy 384 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,667 alcoholic Sam, we get crazy depressed alcoholic Sam. 385 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,601 That's really good. 386 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:32,906 - Baby, he's my best man. 387 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,942 What'd you want me to do, huh? 388 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,676 He's not gonna be drunk, he ain't 389 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,578 gonna cause no problem, we gonna be good. 390 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,413 - You're responsible. 391 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,248 - I got him. 392 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,349 (knocking) 393 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,416 - Oh that's Mishawn. 394 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,418 (mocking babbling) 395 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,486 - Your vagina just cramped. 396 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,687 - Ew, that's nasty, I don't need 397 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,122 a vagina if got a (mumbles). 398 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,759 - Don't say cunt, I don't like that word. 399 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,061 - Oooo. 400 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,195 (squealing) 401 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,796 - Girl, I missed you so much! 402 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,265 - And I missed you too! 403 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,367 - Ray, I missed you so much! 404 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,569 - Ty, I missed you too! 405 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,571 - Just 'cause we happy to see each other. 406 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,439 - Exactly, I haven't seen you in like three weeks. 407 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,975 Oh my God, how was the trip? 408 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,677 - Clara, it was so beautiful, you wouldn't even believe it. 409 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,544 - Tell me. 410 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,679 - Can we at least get in the living 411 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,846 room before you start story time? 412 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,781 (laughter) 413 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,349 - No, I wanna hear everything. 414 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,185 So when did you guys get back, two days ago? 415 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,253 - Yeah, we got back Thursday night. 416 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,521 - Nice. 417 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,623 - Y'all was up there for like two weeks? 418 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,325 - Yup, it was so fantastic. 419 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,460 Clara, it was so romantic. 420 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,862 Ray, you have got to take this woman, you've got to. 421 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,298 - If you say so. 422 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,166 - It's a straight shot too, man, right up the 101. 423 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,068 - So wait, you guys were in San Francisco 424 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,670 and then you guys went up to Santa Rosa? 425 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,239 - Just north of Santa Rosa, we stayed 426 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,841 at this little quaint bed and breakfast. 427 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,576 Brother, we got on this tour bus and it 428 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,978 took us to all the different wineries up there. 429 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,879 It's like a fairytale, I felt like 430 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,581 Princess Jasmine or something. 431 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,949 (laughter) 432 00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,851 - That's 'cause you were drunk the whole time. 433 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,386 - Hey, don't be a dick. 434 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,624 - Oh, speaking of, maybe you guys can help 435 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,792 us out with this little debate we were having. 436 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,727 - Babe, don't. 437 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,129 - No no no no no no, these are 438 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,597 our guests, they will be unbiased. 439 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,468 Now, objectively speaking, what do you guys 440 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,405 think is more attractive, a penis or a vagina? 441 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,474 - Is this the type of shit you two 442 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,276 talk about when nobody else is around? 443 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,245 - Dick. 444 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,179 - What? - What? 445 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,347 - Thank you, case closed. 446 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,349 - Definitely a dick I'd say. 447 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,817 - Ah, so you think dick is better looking? 448 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,187 Well then you have fun playing with your own from now on. 449 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,721 (laughter) 450 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,757 - I mean come on, if we're being honest here, 451 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,826 I mean neither is particularly attractive, 452 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,263 but at least with a dick you can see it, 453 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,698 I mean it's right in front of your face 454 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,200 and you know what you're gonna get. 455 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,901 - Exactly. 456 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,373 Vaginas are like little mazes, you know what I'm saying? 457 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,675 A wet, smelly maze. 458 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,310 - He's right man, it's like this 459 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,880 warm, mysterious little labyrinth. 460 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,816 - A labyrinth, yes, a labyrinth, man I keep 461 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,385 waiting every time I look at one for 462 00:16:58,418 --> 00:16:59,752 David Bowie to jump out and start 463 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,388 throwing babies in the air and shit. 464 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,422 (laughs) 465 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,191 You remember that movie right? 466 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,125 Crazy, man. 467 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,226 - I haven't seen that fucking 468 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,960 thing since elementary school, man. 469 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,429 - I don't know what these two are talking about. 470 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,597 - I don't, is this what you dream 471 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,031 about when you're laying next to me, Ray? 472 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,634 - No, I'm just saying. 473 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,669 - Y'all are so gross, I can't stand y'all. 474 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,071 - Maybe so, but you have to 475 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,639 admit that's some funny ass shit. 476 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,341 I gotta tell the guys at work about this. 477 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,843 - Please don't, don't do that. 478 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,978 - Speaking of work man, I know you said 479 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,247 a while back things were a little 480 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,482 slow, so how's everything going? 481 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,453 - I mean things are starting to pick up 482 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,055 a little bit, so not so bad I guess. 483 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,757 - And he got a little something going 484 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,059 on the side, tell them, baby, tell them. 485 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,595 - Shit, you selling drugs or something? 486 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,397 - I started doing some volunteer work 487 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,733 down at the rec center and it turns out 488 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,701 they needed a coach for football, so I 489 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,670 figured what the hell, I'd give it a shot. 490 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,440 - Wow, that is really amazing Ty, good for you. 491 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,941 - That's what's up man, you think that's something 492 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,010 you might wanna do more on a full time basis, or... 493 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:01,348 - I don't know, I mean maybe. 494 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,351 Obviously it's pretty small time stuff, 495 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,254 14, 13 year old kids, but it's a lot 496 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,289 of fun and I could see pursuing 497 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,857 it down the little a little bit. 498 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,292 - That's what's up, man. 499 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,526 - That's awesome. 500 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,061 - How about you man, how's the writing? 501 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:20,099 - Well NBC contracted me to co-write a pilot. 502 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,102 - Oooooh, Mr. Big Time, he ready! 503 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,208 - After that we'll see how it plays out. 504 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,676 - What's it about? 505 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,944 - It's actually kinda weird, it takes 506 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,347 place inside this mental institution. 507 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,048 Clara's been actually helping me 508 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,617 with a couple of the characters. 509 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,586 - What can I say, I can relate. 510 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,223 - Ray, you are marrying a "crazy woman". 511 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:44,557 Are you scared? 512 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,193 - Petrified. 513 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,228 - Oh Clara, the dresses that you picked out 514 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,830 were so beautiful, did everybody try theirs on yet? 515 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,965 - Channel has, I don't think Nicky has yet though. 516 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,133 - Oh they're coming tonight right? 517 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,868 - Channel is, Nicky's not coming. 518 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,171 - Oh, why? 519 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,539 - Nicky coochie cramp. 520 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,473 - [Mishawn] What? 521 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,474 - She got cramps in her coochie. 522 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,476 - He's so stupid, such a boy. 523 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,978 - Coochie is cramped, it's a cramped... 524 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,247 - Coochie cramped, huh? 525 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,283 - Speaking of being a boy, we're finna 526 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,084 boy our way over to the TV and watch the game. 527 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:12,952 Come on, Ty. 528 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,788 - [Mishawn] Wait, I can't believe we have not 529 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,824 cracked this bottle open, we've just been sitting 530 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,660 around here talking like a bunch of idiots. 531 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,529 - Girl I'm good, I'm not gonna drink any wine. 532 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,964 Don't wanna drink our fancy wine up. 533 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,667 - Girl please, we got 14 bottles down in the car. 534 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,369 We just didn't bring them all up 'cause 535 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,438 we didn't wanna seem like total alcoholics. 536 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,205 - She ain't lying. 537 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,840 - Oh girl I don't need no wine, 538 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:34,974 I'm just gonna drink some water. 539 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,343 - Girl don't make me beg you to drink 540 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,011 this wine, it is delicious, you gonna love it. 541 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,948 Wait a minute. 542 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,484 Something isn't, what's going on here? 543 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,084 - What? 544 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,152 - [Ray] What, nothing. 545 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,654 - Uh-uh, in all the years that I've known both 546 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:51,591 of y'all, you have never turned down a drink. 547 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,893 Now all of a sudden you not in the mood? 548 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,196 Something is fishy up in here. 549 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,998 - Girl you paranoid, ain't nothing going on. 550 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,066 (sniffing) 551 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,634 What are you doing? 552 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,969 Stop that. 553 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,371 - Shut up. 554 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,674 Shut up, oh my God, shut up! 555 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,041 She pregnant, you pregnant! 556 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,845 Oh my God! 557 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,514 Oh I'm so happy for you, I don't wanna 558 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,750 squash you, but oh well, I did. 559 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,185 How long have you known? 560 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,987 - I found out earlier this week. 561 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,855 - Oh my God, how far along are you? 562 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,657 - Doctor says two and a half months. 563 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,227 - Oh my goodness, I'm so happy, congratulations! 564 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,429 Let me listen, let me listen. 565 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,097 - Oh, okay. 566 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,100 - Okay yeah, you two and half. 567 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,868 Congratulations, Ray! 568 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,271 - Thank you, thank you. 569 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,706 - That is awesome Ray, man. 570 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,340 - Thanks, bro. 571 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,408 - You're gonna be a daddy. 572 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,179 - Oh my goodness. 573 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,548 - Congratulations, Clara. 574 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,516 You're gonna make an amazing mother. 575 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,217 - It look just like you, got the 576 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,719 big old head and everything. 577 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,786 (laughs) 578 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,355 Shoot, I need a drink, okay? 579 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,957 This is fantastic. 580 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,330 So Clara, do your parents know yet? 581 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,997 - Girl no. 582 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,366 We're gonna tell them tonight. 583 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,367 - Probably. 584 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,002 - Probably tell them tonight. 585 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,739 It depends on how everything goes actually. 586 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,106 You know how parents can be. 587 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,241 - Judgmental? 588 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,108 - Exactly. 589 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:19,178 - That's why we not telling nobody. 590 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,447 All right? 591 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,549 - Well don't worry about me, my lips are sealed. 592 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,783 - We won't say a word. 593 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,118 - Mishawn I'm serious, you can't tell anybody, 594 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,421 not Channel, not Freddy, no one. 595 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,725 - Why would I wanna talk to your ghetto ass brother anyways? 596 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:33,926 - You're not a fan of his either? 597 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,828 - Oh that's putting it nicely, okay? 598 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,764 That nasty motherfucker tried to have 599 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,499 sex with me on her couch in her old 600 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,834 apartment while his ratchet-ass wife was 601 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,736 sleeping right next to us, it was so nasty. 602 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,672 - Christ, I can't wait to meet this guy. 603 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,807 - Yo, he is something, man. 604 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:52,679 Well now that all this excitement is over, 605 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,013 I'm gonna calm my nerves with the 606 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:57,083 basketball game and a little more of this. 607 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,250 Let's go, bud. 608 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,889 - You need some help with anything? 609 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:03,856 - I got this, girl. 610 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,291 - Girl you sure? 611 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,159 Look, I came here to help, that's why I'm here. 612 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,361 - Aww, thank you. 613 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:11,330 - You're a brave woman, Clara. 614 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,633 That one doesn't know what she's doing in the kitchen. 615 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,035 That one will burn a goddamn Pop Tart. 616 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,304 - Your mama fucks up Pop Tarts, okay? 617 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,107 Watch yourself, I can cook. 618 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,643 This one's losing points real fast, okay? 619 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,111 He lucky he got good credit. 620 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:28,247 - [Clara] Oh Lord, here you can help me out with the salad. 621 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,716 - All right, all right. 622 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,518 I'm feeling it. 623 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:34,954 Cool, chopped salad, I can do that. 624 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:39,992 I am an expert in salad cucumber peeling stuff. 625 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:47,166 What? 626 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,501 - I think I forgot one of the ingredients, 627 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:49,502 I gotta go to the store. 628 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,770 - You want me to go for you? 629 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,739 - No it's okay, I need some fresh air anyways. 630 00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:53,573 I'll be real quick. 631 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,541 - You sure? 632 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,108 - I'm good, thank you girl. 633 00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,710 You guys want anything from the store? 634 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,711 - Nah baby, I'm good. 635 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,047 I'm not moving off this couch. 636 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,314 - You know what? 637 00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,784 I totally forgot to buy a lottery ticket today. 638 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,385 It's up to 50 million this week. 639 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,320 You mind if I tag along with you? 640 00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:09,789 - No, come on, that's fine. 641 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,458 Are you guys gonna behave? 642 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,459 Not kill each other? 643 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,861 - Girl yes, we'll be fine. 644 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:17,430 - [Clara] I'll be right back. 645 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,397 - Be right back. 646 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,645 - Ray, you need anything? 647 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,013 - Nah, I'm good. 648 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,051 - You sure you don't need anything, Ray? 649 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:52,264 Wait, no, no no no no no no no, we can't do this anymore. 650 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,132 - What? 651 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:57,303 - We cannot do this! 652 00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,639 - I don't understand, what's changed? 653 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,008 - What, are you crazy? 654 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,176 Whatever this is, whatever this 655 00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:07,847 has been, it can no longer be. 656 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,382 - I don't understand, what's changed? 657 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:14,386 - What do you mean what's changed? 658 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:17,023 Did you miss the entire conversation? 659 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,359 Clara's pregnant, we are having a baby. 660 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,994 Things are getting serious now. 661 00:24:22,028 --> 00:24:23,195 - Oh so when you guys were just 662 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,264 getting married that wasn't serious? 663 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,099 - You know what, I wouldn't expect you to understand. 664 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,669 - Fuck you Ray, I understand, I get it. 665 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,804 This is wrong obviously. 666 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,340 I mean I've been thinking about it a lot lately too. 667 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,945 - We both knew that this day would come. 668 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:40,780 Well now it's here. 669 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,784 And I mean we have to be finished 670 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,953 with this, we have to let it go. 671 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,090 I mean it's just the right thing to do right now. 672 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:55,662 - Well Ty and I have been getting more serious too. 673 00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:00,066 - Look, I really enjoyed the time we 674 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,769 spent together over the past year. 675 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:03,636 - Me too. 676 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,472 Brought me a lot of happiness, Ray. 677 00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:08,140 - Me too. 678 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:10,710 But we have to be done. 679 00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:17,283 - Thank you, Ray. 680 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:24,757 (dramatic orchestral music) 681 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,899 - [Clara] We're back! 682 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:36,402 - Lucy, you got some splainin' to do! 683 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,871 Just in case the announcement goes well tonight. 684 00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:39,739 - Nice. 685 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,175 (chuckles) 686 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,477 - Whoa whoa whoa, Ray. 687 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:47,313 I see you let my girlfriend toss your salad. 688 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:48,514 - Huh? 689 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,783 - It's one of her favorite things to do. 690 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:51,618 (laughter) 691 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:52,484 - You dumb. 692 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:56,388 - So how did everything go? 693 00:25:56,422 --> 00:25:57,657 I see y'all didn't kill each other. 694 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:59,325 - Ray's not much of a conversationalist 695 00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:00,559 when the game is on, is he? 696 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:01,694 - Girl no. 697 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,629 Babe. 698 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:03,896 - Huh? 699 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,132 - [Clara] Did my brother call, did anybody call? 700 00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,767 - Why would your brother call me? 701 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,569 - I don't know, 'cause he's not here yet. 702 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,672 - He probably pulled out his guitar and started 703 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:15,775 serenading somebody on the side of the street somewhere. 704 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,309 - Your brother's a musician? 705 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,045 - I would hardly call that man a 706 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,981 musician, that's an insult to music. 707 00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:24,350 He just regurgitates these horrible 708 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:27,219 versions of bible songs that he done remixed. 709 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,155 He has this little guitar. 710 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:31,658 He probably picked it up when he was locked up in the pen. 711 00:26:31,691 --> 00:26:33,592 - [Ty] The pen? 712 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,095 - Ray, just stop talking please, just stop. 713 00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,398 I can still hear you. 714 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,135 - You'll see, he's crazy. 715 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,637 - Oh okay. 716 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:46,405 I just hope everything's okay. 717 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,775 - I'm sure he's fine. 718 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:51,944 (knocking) 719 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,479 See? 720 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,648 - Be a good host and come answer the door with me please. 721 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,116 - Aw baby, I was about to go into 722 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,686 the bathroom and drown myself in the tub? 723 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:01,888 - Come on, Ray. 724 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:07,927 - [Clara] Freddy! 725 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,195 - Hey, little sis. 726 00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:10,029 - Hi. 727 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:10,863 - How you doing? 728 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:11,964 - Hi, Aubyrn. 729 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,934 Okay. 730 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:17,003 How are you guys? 731 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:17,837 - We all right. 732 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:19,739 Shit, my damn feet hurt. 733 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,173 - I'm sorry. 734 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:22,241 Where's the baby? 735 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,776 - With my mom. 736 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,478 We in LA, ain't it a party? 737 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,380 What am I bringing a kid for? 738 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:29,615 - What's up, Mark Twain? 739 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,418 What's good, my nigga? 740 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,621 - Oh, okay, I get it, Mark Twain, 741 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,890 he's a writer, I'm a writer, I get it. 742 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,726 - That's good. 743 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,861 - Oh you figured that out all on your own? 744 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:43,863 Huh? 745 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,165 Nigga? 746 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,333 You ain't that smart. 747 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,671 Nigga when I was upstate I read books. 748 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:53,539 - Yup. 749 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,976 - Nigga I got my education together. 750 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,011 I talked to the Lord. 751 00:27:59,045 --> 00:28:00,079 - Jesus. 752 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:00,980 - That's good, Freddy. 753 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,715 - That's all I did. 754 00:28:02,749 --> 00:28:03,615 - Tell him, baby. 755 00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:07,887 - Good to see you too, Freddy. 756 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,555 I'm doing fine. 757 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:10,656 How was the flight? 758 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,491 Hey Aubyrn. 759 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,730 - Hey nigga, where the chow at? 760 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:18,597 Huh? 761 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:20,532 Where the food, nigga? 762 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,635 Nigga, I got this virus in my stomach 763 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,671 on the plane, had diarrhea real bad. 764 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:29,675 My asshole was a machine gun, 30,000 feet. 765 00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:31,643 I'm emptied out. 766 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:33,612 I'm dumped out. 767 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,047 - Freddy, that's disgusting. 768 00:28:35,081 --> 00:28:36,015 - No it's not disgusting. 769 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:36,849 - [Clara] It is. 770 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:37,683 - It's not. 771 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,517 - It is. 772 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,186 - Everybody dookie. 773 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,321 That's one of my favorite books to read. 774 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,123 - Poops. 775 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,325 Everybody Poops is actually the 776 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:48,327 name of the book, Everybody Poops. 777 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,296 - Did you just correct Freddy? 778 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,330 - Nah, I'm just saying the name 779 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:53,265 of the book is Everybody Poops. 780 00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:55,667 - I'm just saying I didn't hear nobody ask you. 781 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:58,838 Okay? 782 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,540 Punkass. 783 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,045 - Why don't we just go on to the kitchen. 784 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,114 We have some appetizers, some snacks set up, 785 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,315 you guys can nibble on that and 786 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,749 dinner will be ready in a minute. 787 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,718 - It's about damn time. 788 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,522 - Your hair looks really pretty. 789 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:17,456 - I know. 790 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,358 - [Clara] Oh, okay. 791 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:22,061 (hip hop music) 792 00:29:26,732 --> 00:29:28,234 - I hate them. 793 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,768 What the hell is wrong with them? 794 00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:30,636 - I'm sorry. 795 00:29:30,669 --> 00:29:32,171 - Can't even find niggas like that. 796 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:41,080 - Goddamn, that's a big corn-fed headass white boy. 797 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,748 God, where you find this motherfucker at? 798 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,316 His skull is thick as shit! 799 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:49,521 - Freddy, this is Ty, and I think you already know Mishawn. 800 00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:54,160 Ty, this is Clara's brother Freddy and his wife Aubyrn. 801 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:55,594 - Pleasure to meet you both. 802 00:29:55,627 --> 00:30:00,132 - So you telling me that y'all like together together? 803 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:01,868 - How was your flight, Freddy? 804 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,369 - It was cool. 805 00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:06,405 Mom and dad, they tried to put us in coach, fuck that shit. 806 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,673 You know what I'm saying? 807 00:30:07,706 --> 00:30:09,541 First class all day for me and my girl. 808 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,879 Shit, the drinks was a little expensive, 809 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,414 but whatever, but y'all like together together? 810 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,248 - Yup. 811 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,116 - Are you serious? 812 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:19,618 He got money? 813 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,220 - Freddy, stop. 814 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,855 - I know he ain't throwing no dick, I know he ain't 815 00:30:22,889 --> 00:30:26,092 smashing that motherfucker like he supposed to be. 816 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:27,326 - Stop, stop it. 817 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,496 - Okay, look, well okay, I forgot. 818 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,031 Nigga can't be real around here, you know 819 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:35,434 realness is frowned upon in this establishment. 820 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,937 So what you niggas got over here huh? 821 00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:39,738 - That's wine. 822 00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:40,839 - Y'all got anything good? 823 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:41,673 - It's good. 824 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,576 Did you just do that? 825 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,613 - This shit is nasty as shit. 826 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:48,647 I make better prune oil than that 827 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,050 in the motherfucking toilet. 828 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,451 - I can't believe you just did that. 829 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:55,354 - Hey sis, look, we went to Nepal. 830 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,555 - Oh yeah. 831 00:30:56,588 --> 00:30:59,358 - They got this liquor over there, you gonna love that shit. 832 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,127 - When did you go to Nepal? 833 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,728 - [Freddy] Right before I got locked up. 834 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,696 - Yeah, like two months before. 835 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:06,498 - And how did you afford that? 836 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,366 - We got money. 837 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,637 - Look, mom and dad, they helped us out a little bit. 838 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,504 - [Clara] 'Course they did. 839 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,572 - We felt like I needed a little 840 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:16,075 vacay before I went away way. 841 00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:17,876 You understand me? 842 00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:21,847 I mean it was cool, you know what I'm saying, 843 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,418 but look, we was over there fucked up 844 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,287 for like a week. 845 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,755 They made that shit out of some 846 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:32,458 fucking potatoes or beans or some shit. 847 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:34,826 Some kind of rice juice drink. 848 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,630 We was in that bitch faded for a motherfucking week. 849 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,166 - That's actually when we first thought 850 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:43,335 I had got knocked up when we was over there, right? 851 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,704 - Yup, we did the math after that, and then 852 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,975 it seem, okay, she was pregnant for a month. 853 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,042 - [Aubyrn] About two months. 854 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,677 - Two months, you know what I'm saying, before we 855 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,179 got there, so we was up there off 856 00:31:53,212 --> 00:31:55,081 the fucking Chinese fucking moonshine. 857 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,017 We was faded, you understand what we saying? 858 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,285 We was hitting that motherfucker 859 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,452 partying and shit like that, so we 860 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:01,954 kinda lucky, you know what I'm saying, 861 00:32:01,988 --> 00:32:03,189 that we didn't have no crazy shit like, 862 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,590 you know what I'm saying, our daughter 863 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:05,958 growing with her foot coming out her 864 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,994 mouth or the middle of her back or some shit. 865 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,795 You know what I'm saying? 866 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:11,297 - [Aubyrn] A little derp derp derp. 867 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,664 (laughs) 868 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,435 - That's a really nice story, Freddy. 869 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:19,505 It's good to see you still on the spiritual path. 870 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,373 - Yeah, nigga. 871 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:22,874 On the spiritual path, motherfucker, 872 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:24,143 but you probably wouldn't know nothing about that 873 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:25,944 'cause you ain't never been locked up before. 874 00:32:25,978 --> 00:32:26,812 - Exactly. 875 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:29,415 - Yeah, you know, I mean this shit is 876 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,451 like a deeply spiritual experience, it probably 877 00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:34,386 go right over your motherfucking head. 878 00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,821 - [Aubyrn] That's right. 879 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,990 - You know me and Aubyrn, we about to combine 880 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:40,826 our passions of traveling and Jesus. 881 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:41,660 - [Aubyrn] Yes. 882 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:42,828 - [Clara] What? 883 00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:44,430 - You know what I mean, because it's like 884 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,398 we gotta take it to the people. 885 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:48,700 - [Aubyrn] Everywhere. 886 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,002 - That's good, that's good, I know you 887 00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:53,339 mentioned you wanted to travel to Costa Rica. 888 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,442 - Hell yeah, then Mexicans need us over there, nigga. 889 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,676 You know what I'm saying, like when we 890 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,111 go over there, you know what I'm saying, 891 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,712 they connect with us, you understand me? 892 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,548 You know what I'm saying, we're like angels when we show up. 893 00:33:02,581 --> 00:33:04,250 'Cause we unite. 894 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,617 - That's right, enlighten. 895 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,885 - Enlighten them. 896 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,287 - We enlighten them 'cause it's like me 897 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,289 and Freddy, we on some real God shit. 898 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,490 - Everything, nigga. 899 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,825 - It's like we straight sent out of Heaven, 900 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,294 we bringing light to the darkness 901 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,562 and shit like that, like they be 902 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,064 knowing it too, don't they baby? 903 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:18,964 - [Clara] Gotcha. 904 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,399 - Yeah. 905 00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,303 - And how do you plan on funding all of these passions? 906 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,505 - Again, bitch, we got money. 907 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,574 - Did she just call me bitch? 908 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,776 - Hey, look, look, mom and dad, 909 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:36,282 they believe in our message, so they support us. 910 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,618 - That's what's up, but you know, I noticed 911 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,154 you guys do a lot of traveling to 912 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:45,391 tropical areas, places where it's really nice. 913 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,758 - Stop it. 914 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,694 - [Freddy] Yeah, I'm saying uncivilized. 915 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,696 - Yeah yeah, but I never see y'all trying 916 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:53,699 to bring no light to like them little desert spots, 917 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,134 Eastern Russia, or nothing like that. 918 00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,636 - Well you need to check your motherfucking tone, Ray! 919 00:33:57,669 --> 00:33:58,804 - Check yourself man, nobody scared 920 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:00,439 of you, I'm not scared of you. 921 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:01,740 - You know what, Ray? 922 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,276 You might not understand where I'm 923 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,412 coming from 'cause you walk with the devil. 924 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:07,579 - Yes you do. 925 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,081 - He does not walk with the devil, Freddy. 926 00:34:09,115 --> 00:34:11,450 - It take a higher level of existence to handle and 927 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,985 deal with the spirituality that I'm walking with here. 928 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,854 - Say that, say that, Freddy. 929 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:17,956 - So what you probably need to do is 930 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,426 probably stick to telling fucking stories. 931 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,793 - You see, that's what, I'm tired 932 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,062 of that, you always talking shit. 933 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:26,031 - Okay, everybody calm down. 934 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,966 I'm gonna get a salad, would you like a salad? 935 00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:28,834 - Is it organic? 936 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:30,502 - [Clara] Is it what? 937 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:31,603 - Organic. 938 00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:35,241 You don't know what organic is? 939 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:36,442 - I know exactly what organic is. 940 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:39,445 - So your name is Ty, yeah? 941 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:41,847 - [Ty] Excuse me? 942 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,848 - So what the fuck, is that short 943 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:46,852 for like, uh, Tyler or Tyson or some shit? 944 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,753 - Tyrone. 945 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,488 - Tyrone? 946 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:51,923 Are you bullshitting, you serious? 947 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:55,627 Two white people named they white baby Tyrone. 948 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:56,928 - Can we not do this? 949 00:34:58,864 --> 00:35:00,399 - So how'd your skull get so thick? 950 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:01,700 Inbreeding or some shit like that? 951 00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:02,568 (laughs) 952 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,469 - Stop it. 953 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,303 Please stop. 954 00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,171 - [Freddy] Motherfucker thick though. 955 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,305 - [Aubyrn] Oh it is big (mumbles). 956 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:08,974 - I am so sorry. 957 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,810 - Were you an athlete or something? 958 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:15,013 - Ty played football at UCLA. 959 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:15,847 - Really? 960 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,249 UCLA, really? 961 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,150 - Yup. 962 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,418 - So what was you, like the quarterback 963 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,387 or the punter or some shit? 964 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:22,454 - Strong safety. 965 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:23,989 - Strong safety? 966 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:28,827 You a white boy named Tyrone and you play strong safety? 967 00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:30,662 You sure you not black, my nigga? 968 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,130 Are you sure? 969 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,999 Fucking with you man, shit. 970 00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:36,001 Look, hey, y'all, look, I need something 971 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,370 else to drink besides that shitty ass wine. 972 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:39,638 Y'all got anything in here? 973 00:35:39,671 --> 00:35:41,373 - Y'all got anything sweet, I need some 974 00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,942 sugar or something, sweet tea or something. 975 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,345 - I got something for you to snack on. 976 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,079 - You so bad, baby. 977 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:50,749 - That's nice, Freddy, that's really nice. 978 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:54,019 - I was talking about my dick. 979 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,287 Get it? 980 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,522 - I don't know if we have anything sweet, 981 00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:00,192 I will definitely try and take a look for you. 982 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,963 - Have you met Channel's boyfriend before? 983 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,131 - Billy? 984 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:07,666 - Why is your brother such a scumbag? 985 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,568 - Girl I don't know, I am so sorry, 986 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:10,836 is he making you feel uncomfortable? 987 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,971 - He always makes me uncomfortable. 988 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:17,042 - Poor Ty, he's being such a good sport about all this. 989 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:20,011 - He has to be, I mean oh my God, if your brother 990 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:23,482 makes one more of those stupid ass remarks... 991 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,750 - About the inbreeding? 992 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,585 - The inbreeding, I mean who says that? 993 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:27,653 Did he really say that? 994 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,555 - I know, I'm so sorry. 995 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,022 You know what, the minute that my parents get 996 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:33,625 here I guarantee he's gonna be on best behavior. 997 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,294 - I hope so, or there's gonna be a problem. 998 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,396 (knocking) 999 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:39,465 - Don't worry about it baby, I'll get it. 1000 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,538 Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on in. 1001 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,406 - What up? 1002 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,410 - Hey Channel, so good to see you. 1003 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,313 - You too, Ray. 1004 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,547 - How you doing, how you doing? 1005 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,883 - [Channel] Wow, you're smelling really good. 1006 00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:00,486 - Okay, yeah, one love, one love. 1007 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,020 Billy, always a pleasure. 1008 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,755 - Yeah yeah, thanks for having us, Ray. 1009 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,190 - For sure, for sure, man what, 1010 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,659 did y'all rob some Keebler elves or something? 1011 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:09,461 What is all this stuff? 1012 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:11,630 I'm getting diabetes just looking at it. 1013 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,399 - Yeah man, we went a little crazy, man. 1014 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:14,600 Hey, I tried to tell her. 1015 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,335 - You can never have too many sweets. 1016 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,103 - What is all this stuff? 1017 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:19,971 You got brownies, cookies. 1018 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,974 - Okay, this is my world famous cheesecake. 1019 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:26,578 - Yup, this shit right here, this shit good, man. 1020 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:27,813 - Nice. 1021 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:30,616 - But these right here, oh my God. 1022 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,083 These right here. 1023 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:33,752 - Oh man. 1024 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:35,020 - Oh my God. 1025 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,588 Special brownies. 1026 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:37,523 - No. 1027 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:39,057 No, listen, please tell me y'all 1028 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,760 did not bring no weed brownies. 1029 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,228 Didn't Clara tell you? 1030 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:46,164 Her parents are gonna be here man, they crazy strict! 1031 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:48,199 - [Billy] No, man. 1032 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,968 - These can just be our little special 1033 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,103 secret, nobody gotta know, I mean-- 1034 00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,572 - Hey, no, no, no. 1035 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,040 - Come on, man. 1036 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,675 - I'm keeping these, I'm gonna put them in a special 1037 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,411 place, you guys can have them back when you leave. 1038 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:00,379 - Seriously? 1039 00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:02,348 - Come on in, man, come on in. 1040 00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:06,518 Why would you bring drugs to my party? 1041 00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:08,787 (knocking) 1042 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:13,725 - What up? 1043 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,226 - 'Sup man? 1044 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,261 - What you doing, fool? 1045 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,128 (laughter) 1046 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,364 Your parents here yet? 1047 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,197 - Not yet. 1048 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,332 Stay of execution. 1049 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,068 - Dead man walking. 1050 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,236 We got a dead man walking over here. 1051 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:29,007 - Aw man, you didn't have to do that, man. 1052 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,176 - Shit, it was only like six bucks. 1053 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,479 What you got there, some brownies? 1054 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:34,580 I love brownies. 1055 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,448 - Yeah man, we got some better desserts in the kitchen. 1056 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:37,683 - Oooh. 1057 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,851 - Hey, before we go man, just gotta 1058 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:42,187 warn you about Clara's brother. 1059 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:43,021 - What about him? 1060 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,556 - He's fucked up. 1061 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,724 - What do you mean? 1062 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,459 - He's just a piece of shit, man. 1063 00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,595 Trust me, I apologize in advance 1064 00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:51,697 for anything he might say tonight. 1065 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,365 - Come on Ray, he can't be that bad, 1066 00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:55,567 I mean he's related to Clara. 1067 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,603 She's like the sweetest woman on the planet. 1068 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:58,837 - Nah, it's different, man. 1069 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,772 Must have different daddies or something. 1070 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,874 Somebody should slap the shit out of him. 1071 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,646 Everyone, this is Chad, Chad, this is everyone. 1072 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,514 - Hey Chad. 1073 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,583 - Are you serious, Ray? 1074 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,818 Another white boy? 1075 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,986 With a little ass choker chain on? 1076 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,154 (laughs) 1077 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,289 You better not never go to prison. 1078 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,325 - [Aubyrn] Not with that damn giraffe head. 1079 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,969 - Clara, you want a glass? 1080 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,539 - No, I'm good, I feel a little lightheaded. 1081 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:36,374 I'll probably have a glass in a day or two. 1082 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:37,976 - I wouldn't even bother. 1083 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,845 That shit's nasty and it's cheap. 1084 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:46,051 - So Aubyrn, tell us, what's it like being a mom? 1085 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:47,786 - It's cool. 1086 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,488 - [Mishawn] You don't seem very excited about it. 1087 00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:53,859 - Well Mishawn, I wouldn't really expect 1088 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,427 somebody like you to understand 1089 00:39:55,461 --> 00:39:58,163 what it's like to create life 1090 00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:58,897 -Oh 1091 00:39:58,930 --> 00:39:59,898 you know, because 1092 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:02,568 it's like a real religious experience. 1093 00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:05,103 It's like I was chosen. 1094 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:07,739 Almost like the Virgin Mary except I get to fuck Freddy. 1095 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,608 So it's like me and my man, we just 1096 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:12,010 on a whole other level of spirituality. 1097 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,645 You feel me? 1098 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:14,846 - Mmmhm. 1099 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,182 That's nice, that's real nice, girl. 1100 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:19,317 - Oh it is, it's real nice. 1101 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,086 I mean I'm lucky to have Freddy. 1102 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,589 Don't get me wrong, I'm good by myself, 1103 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:26,925 but with him, life is real heavenly. 1104 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:31,196 I mean Freddy, he just so caring and sensitive. 1105 00:40:31,229 --> 00:40:32,998 He just a real good, beautiful man. 1106 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:36,267 - So I'm about to nut bust in this bitch booty right? 1107 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:38,236 So I smash my dick out and get to spanking 1108 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,638 the bitch's motherfucking face with my 1109 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,039 dick while I'm nut-busting all up 1110 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,408 in this bitch mouth, close her mouth and shit, 1111 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,043 shit all up in her gums, bitch get all 1112 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,045 mad and shit, get to yelling and screaming 1113 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:49,047 and cussing, wake up her motherfucking baby 1114 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,816 in the playpen, baby yelling and screaming 1115 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,417 and shit like that, man, I'm telling 1116 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,186 you man, shit gets wild in this motherfucker, man. 1117 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,522 I'm telling you, you gotta take 1118 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:58,524 your motherfucking ass to Thailand, yo. 1119 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,358 Chad, you got to go man, you will 1120 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,693 fucking love that shit, I can tell. 1121 00:41:01,727 --> 00:41:03,495 - Man, what is wrong with you? 1122 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:04,429 - Nigga fuck you! 1123 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,132 - Hey, say Billy, man, what have 1124 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:10,536 you and Channel been up to lately, man? 1125 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,505 - Not much man, we just working, chilling. 1126 00:41:13,539 --> 00:41:15,273 - Billy, I'm glad to finally meet you. 1127 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,108 Mishawn talks about you two a lot. 1128 00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,511 She speaks very highly of you both. 1129 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:20,612 - Oh that's cool. 1130 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,013 That's, bro bro. 1131 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:26,284 - Damn, Golden State's straight 1132 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,786 sticking it to the Lakes right now. 1133 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,655 - [Ty] Hey, did you hear David Lee's new nickname? 1134 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:30,622 - No, what is it? 1135 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:31,790 - WCW. 1136 00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:33,458 - [Chad] What's that? 1137 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,660 - White Chris Webber. 1138 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,928 (laughter) 1139 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:41,132 - That's some racist ass bullshit, son. 1140 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,233 - [Clara] Hey Ray? 1141 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,735 - [Ray] Yeah? 1142 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,403 - My parents are downstairs, they're finding parking. 1143 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,905 - Great. 1144 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,107 I'mma go to the bathroom real quick. 1145 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:56,782 You can do this. 1146 00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,017 This is your house. 1147 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:00,952 You can do this. 1148 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,387 - You all right, baby? 1149 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,822 - Yeah, I'm good. 1150 00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:07,325 - I love you. 1151 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,361 You know how much I love you? 1152 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:11,229 - No. 1153 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,532 - Everything's gonna be fine. 1154 00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:17,603 Don't be nervous, just be yourself. 1155 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:22,641 Okay? 1156 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,843 Let's go, come on. 1157 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:28,079 (knocking) 1158 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:30,281 Daddy! 1159 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:32,751 - Hi, honey. 1160 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:33,619 - Hi, mom. 1161 00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:39,190 - It is a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Tillman. 1162 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,129 - Okay. 1163 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,363 Well don't be so formal, you can 1164 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,599 call him Alfred, or call him Fred. 1165 00:42:47,633 --> 00:42:49,067 - Mr. Tillman is fine. 1166 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:51,369 I'm currently unable to shake your 1167 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,538 hand because I'm carrying my own bags. 1168 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,074 - I'm sorry, let me get those. 1169 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,444 - I'm not entirely sure why you didn't know 1170 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,112 because I had her mother call ahead 1171 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:03,248 to let you know we were downstairs, why you 1172 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:05,984 didn't know to come and help us with our bags? 1173 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:10,155 - I'm sorry, Mr. Tillman, I just, I was-- 1174 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,523 - You just weren't thinking. 1175 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,093 I understand. 1176 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:19,430 After all, why would you wanna make a good impression? 1177 00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:21,767 - Oh dad. 1178 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,001 Just ignore him. 1179 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:24,670 - Raymond, answer me. 1180 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:27,572 Never mind. 1181 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:30,508 Hi honey, it's good to see you. 1182 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:35,881 - Hi mom, how was your flight? 1183 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:39,785 - Long, tiring, good to be on solid ground again. 1184 00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:43,054 My goodness Clara, you're looking healthy. 1185 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,993 - Mrs. Tillman, it is good to finally meet you. 1186 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:51,797 - Pleasure to meet your acquaintance, Ray. 1187 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,464 You're much older looking in person 1188 00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:56,101 than I expected, but regardless, 1189 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:58,569 my daughter seems to be quite taken with you. 1190 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,841 - I hope so. 1191 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:05,076 I mean we're getting married in two weeks. 1192 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:09,280 - Yes. 1193 00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:19,290 - So... 1194 00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:27,232 What kind of decorating scheme would you call this? 1195 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,599 - Jeez daddy, can you get here for 1196 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:30,802 15 minutes before you start judging everything? 1197 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:33,204 - Oh Clara, look, I like the place, okay? 1198 00:44:33,238 --> 00:44:35,040 The building's nice. 1199 00:44:35,073 --> 00:44:39,377 This is a really nice place that my money is paying for. 1200 00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:42,914 - Well actually, sir, I paid for all the housing. 1201 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:46,484 - Hmm, is that right? 1202 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:49,120 So the money that I send my daughter 1203 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:51,422 every month, what does that go towards? 1204 00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:57,528 - I don't know, groceries, bills, stuff like that I guess. 1205 00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,464 - "Stuff like that." 1206 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:01,132 So it's all about semantics right? 1207 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,534 I mean if it weren't for the money that 1208 00:45:03,568 --> 00:45:04,836 I send to my daughter every month, 1209 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,939 you wouldn't be able to live here would you? 1210 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,241 - Daddy. 1211 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:15,180 - No, sir, I guess not. 1212 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:16,481 - Precisely. 1213 00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:18,649 So this is my house. 1214 00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:22,053 But it's okay. 1215 00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:26,157 - Why don't we go into the living room and meet everybody? 1216 00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:29,761 - [Alfred] That should be interesting. 1217 00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:30,796 - I'm sorry. 1218 00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:33,832 - Hey, hey mommy! 1219 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,335 - Freddy, my baby. 1220 00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:38,703 - [Freddy] 'Sup pops? 1221 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:39,905 - How you doing, son? 1222 00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,172 Good to see you. 1223 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,941 - [Lily] Where's my beautiful grandbaby? 1224 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:45,310 - Oh she in Cleveland with my mama. 1225 00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:46,144 - [Alfred] Aubyrn. 1226 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,012 - [Aubyrn] Hi. 1227 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,547 - Mommy, daddy, you remember my friend 1228 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,682 Mishawn, and this is her boyfriend Ty. 1229 00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:53,384 - Good to see you again, Mr. Tillman. 1230 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,219 - Pleasure to meet you, sir. 1231 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,586 - Pleasure's mine. 1232 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:57,522 You're an athlete aren't you? 1233 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:58,957 - I was in my youth, sir. 1234 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,125 - [Alfred] Football. 1235 00:46:00,158 --> 00:46:01,359 - And basketball. 1236 00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:03,561 - I know that, but what position in football? 1237 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:04,729 - Strong safety. 1238 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,364 - Strong safety. 1239 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:07,698 (laughs) 1240 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:08,566 Good boy. 1241 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:10,869 Yes indeed. 1242 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,103 - [Clara] And this is my really good friend 1243 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:13,104 Channel and her boyfriend Billy. 1244 00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:14,572 - Namaste. 1245 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:15,874 - And what do you both do? 1246 00:46:17,042 --> 00:46:18,810 - Shit man, we just try to live, man. 1247 00:46:18,844 --> 00:46:20,678 - And take care of Mother Earth. 1248 00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,181 - Fascinating. 1249 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,316 - And this is our really good neighbor and friend Chad. 1250 00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:27,585 - Hi sir, it's a pleasure to meet you. 1251 00:46:28,686 --> 00:46:29,754 You have a beautiful daughter here 1252 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,123 and a great future son-in-law. 1253 00:46:32,157 --> 00:46:33,624 - Well I'm glad you said that, and I 1254 00:46:33,658 --> 00:46:36,361 occasionally agree, especially with the first part. 1255 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,796 Clara, do you have anything to drink? 1256 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,065 - Actually yeah daddy, we have your 1257 00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:41,833 favorite bourbon, it's really hard 1258 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:44,035 to find, but Ray searched high and low 1259 00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:46,604 and he was able to track it down for you. 1260 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,738 I'll get you a glass. 1261 00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:49,474 - [Alfred] Lots of free time on your hands, huh Ray? 1262 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:52,043 - Well sir, it's one of the advantages of 1263 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:56,281 being a writer, you set your own schedule. 1264 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:58,783 - And what would the disadvantages 1265 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,385 of this occupation be? 1266 00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:05,223 - Well I guess it can be kinda stressful 1267 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:09,027 when you have a deadline, so yeah. 1268 00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:11,762 - I see, we're sitting in a chair, in front 1269 00:47:11,796 --> 00:47:14,232 of a computer, conjuring up whatever 1270 00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:15,566 fairytales come into your mind 1271 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,335 might be very stressful I bet. 1272 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:18,669 (chuckles) 1273 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:19,938 You know, I thought your answer 1274 00:47:19,971 --> 00:47:22,273 would've been the lack of provision 1275 00:47:22,307 --> 00:47:25,343 of any financial security for you, 1276 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:26,644 or my daughter, or the fact that this 1277 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,479 is not really an occupation to begin with. 1278 00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:29,714 - Daddy. 1279 00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:32,650 - Actually, Mr. Tillman, Ray's a great writer. 1280 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,985 His stuff is hella funny. 1281 00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:37,755 - [Alfred] And what do you do, Chad? 1282 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:40,791 - Well a couple of things, but mainly I'm a DJ. 1283 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:42,727 - Of course you are. 1284 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,862 Is that rewarding work, being a DJ? 1285 00:47:44,896 --> 00:47:46,164 - Well yeah, I mean it's not the most 1286 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,934 glamorous lifestyle, but I pay my bills 1287 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:51,202 on time, I make my skrilla, and it 1288 00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:53,271 allows me to work on my hip hop. 1289 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:55,206 - [Alfred] Oh my. 1290 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:58,376 - And may I ask, sir, what do you do? 1291 00:47:58,409 --> 00:47:59,677 - Yes you can. 1292 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,913 I was a banker for many years, I worked hard, 1293 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:04,315 I worked smart, and I was very very successful. 1294 00:48:04,349 --> 00:48:06,451 I've been retired for a few years and now my wife 1295 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:09,554 Lily and I travel the world exploring the globe. 1296 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,790 - Wow, that's really amazing. 1297 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:13,959 Congratulations. 1298 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:15,560 - No need to congratulate me. 1299 00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:18,029 I worked it, I did it my way. 1300 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:20,031 I believe in hard work and persistence 1301 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,100 and I'm always confused when others 1302 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,369 don't aspire to the same type of work ethic. 1303 00:48:29,975 --> 00:48:32,377 - Jesus Christ, Clara. 1304 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:35,280 Your dad is even more an ass than I remember. 1305 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:36,481 He is killing Ray in there. 1306 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,216 - I know, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1307 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:39,450 - Oh my God, what are you gonna 1308 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:40,685 do if he finds out you're pregnant? 1309 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:42,187 - At this rate I'm not gonna tell him anything. 1310 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,889 - Shoot, you better not 'cause he is tripping. 1311 00:48:46,324 --> 00:48:47,658 - I am so disappointed that you 1312 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:50,261 didn't bring our precious grandbaby. 1313 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:52,663 - Well you know it's a party, you don't 1314 00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:54,432 wanna have a baby in here with all this. 1315 00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:55,366 - And speaking of babies, when are 1316 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,468 you gonna give me a grandson, Junior? 1317 00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,504 - Come on, Pops, pump your brakes a tad, man. 1318 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:01,072 We trying to see some more of the world. 1319 00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,507 - Yes. 1320 00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:04,342 - Me and Aubyrn, we got our little 1321 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,977 Jesus thing going on, man. 1322 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,412 - Missionary work. 1323 00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,980 - So I mean what you really need to be doing 1324 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,716 is you need to be talking to your daughter about 1325 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,219 having some babies, Clara can have some babies. 1326 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:15,953 - Don't be silly, 1327 00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:18,023 you know Clara's not ready to be a mother. 1328 00:49:18,990 --> 00:49:22,227 - Besides Junior, I need Tillman boys. 1329 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,894 Tillman boys. 1330 00:49:23,928 --> 00:49:26,231 Clara's kids don't qualify for that. 1331 00:49:26,931 --> 00:49:29,734 - Freddy, I almost forgot, please tell 1332 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,769 me you remembered to bring your guitar. 1333 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,538 - You know I brought my guitar, mama. 1334 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:38,009 - I tell you everybody, you just don't know. 1335 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,178 My Freddy is so talented, he is 1336 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:42,680 like our family's own BB King. 1337 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,618 Well Alfred doesn't much like the BB King 1338 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:51,022 comparison, he's a little edgy for our taste. 1339 00:49:51,056 --> 00:49:53,391 - The man's a druggie through and through. 1340 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:54,592 - Okay. 1341 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:57,595 Anyways, Freddy, please play for us. 1342 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:59,130 - Mama. 1343 00:49:59,164 --> 00:50:01,599 - Please, please Freddy. 1344 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:02,733 - Come on, baby. 1345 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,702 Look, don't be selfish, God gave you 1346 00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:07,072 a gift, you can share it with these people. 1347 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,373 It's all right. 1348 00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:10,308 - All right, I'll play. 1349 00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:11,542 Let me go get my guitar. 1350 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,978 - Sorry, we're gonna have to put a 1351 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,347 hold on that concert, dinner's ready. 1352 00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:22,087 (idle chatter) (hip hop melody) 1353 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,329 - This is awesome, Clara. 1354 00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,732 - Yeah sis, this was good spread. 1355 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,268 They didn't have nothing like this on the inside. 1356 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:38,136 - Thank you guys. 1357 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,838 Daddy, do you like the tandoori? 1358 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:44,342 - It's okay. 1359 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,576 - Okay? 1360 00:50:45,610 --> 00:50:47,312 Damn, harsh critic. 1361 00:50:47,345 --> 00:50:48,713 I think it's delicious, I've never 1362 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,348 had anything like it before. 1363 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,182 - Thank you. 1364 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,016 - At all. 1365 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:55,653 - That must be why you like it. 1366 00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:56,921 Once you've had tandoori that comes 1367 00:50:56,954 --> 00:50:59,224 from a street market in India, well you 1368 00:50:59,257 --> 00:51:01,359 can tell a cheap imitation from a mile away. 1369 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:05,963 - So Mrs. Tillman, what are some of 1370 00:51:05,996 --> 00:51:08,766 your favorite places that you visited? 1371 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,969 - Oh don't act interested, it reeks of desperation. 1372 00:51:14,038 --> 00:51:15,206 Look, everybody knows you're not gonna be 1373 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,875 taking any international trip anytime soon. 1374 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:19,477 (laughter) 1375 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:20,945 - You ain't going nowhere. 1376 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:22,113 - Daddy. 1377 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:23,814 - I'm gonna excuse myself. 1378 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,383 Anybody need anything? 1379 00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:28,119 - Yeah, bring back a better personality. 1380 00:51:28,153 --> 00:51:29,520 - And some breath mints. 1381 00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:30,988 (laughter) 1382 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:31,856 - Daddy. 1383 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:35,760 Really? 1384 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,530 - Oh she mad, she mad. 1385 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:47,705 - Baby, I'm so sorry. 1386 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:48,873 - The fuck, Clara? 1387 00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:50,941 Your parents are fucking crazy. 1388 00:51:50,975 --> 00:51:52,577 And I hate your daddy. 1389 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:54,579 - I know, I hate him too right now, 1390 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,481 I don't know why he's being so mean. 1391 00:51:56,514 --> 00:51:58,483 - Damn baby, I'm stressing out. 1392 00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,050 - I know, I feel you. 1393 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,453 You wanna go smoke? 1394 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:03,788 - Fuck yeah I wanna go smoke, I've been 1395 00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,055 wanting to go smoke since the time 1396 00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,857 we walked into this motherfucker. 1397 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:07,992 Shit. 1398 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,360 How we gonna do it though? 1399 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,963 - You just go to the bathroom and I'll go excuse 1400 00:52:12,997 --> 00:52:16,634 myself to use the phone and we'll meet in the hall. 1401 00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:17,835 - All right. 1402 00:52:17,868 --> 00:52:18,903 I love a woman with a plan. 1403 00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:20,738 I'm gonna go cop a few brownies, 1404 00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:23,208 I'll meet you out back, all right? 1405 00:52:23,241 --> 00:52:24,074 Excuse me. 1406 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,445 - Excuse me, you guys. 1407 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,979 Gotta use the restroom. 1408 00:52:33,218 --> 00:52:35,186 - I don't know if I can do this, baby. 1409 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,590 And we are not telling them that you're pregnant. 1410 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:40,525 - Yeah, I think you're right, 1411 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:41,992 I don't think it's a good time-- 1412 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:44,462 - No no no no no, we cannot tell them that you're pregnant. 1413 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:47,732 There ain't no thinking about it. 1414 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:48,766 - I'm sorry. 1415 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,035 - [Alfred] Clara! 1416 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,404 - I'm coming! 1417 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:56,173 I love you. 1418 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:58,676 - Shit. 1419 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:13,624 - Hey baby, what's up? 1420 00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:15,293 Channel right? 1421 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:16,361 - Excuse me. 1422 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,728 Yeah, Channel. 1423 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,932 - You trying to get stuck? 1424 00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:22,800 - Ewww. 1425 00:53:26,404 --> 00:53:27,238 - Dike. 1426 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:32,743 - Mmmm, that was delicious. 1427 00:53:32,777 --> 00:53:35,613 I did save room for some of them desserts I saw though. 1428 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:38,449 - Yeah, they looked good didn't they? 1429 00:53:38,483 --> 00:53:40,418 I think they on the island in the kitchen. 1430 00:53:40,451 --> 00:53:41,886 - Let me get you one? 1431 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:44,221 - Nope, nope, I'm stuffed. 1432 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,756 Gotta watch my girlish figure. 1433 00:53:46,924 --> 00:53:47,725 - More for me. 1434 00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:53,130 Oooo, get me one. 1435 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:55,866 Hello, little brownie. 1436 00:53:57,402 --> 00:53:59,036 I've been waiting on you since 1437 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,238 that mean old man came in here. 1438 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:02,607 Mean Mr. Tillman. 1439 00:54:06,210 --> 00:54:07,044 Hello. 1440 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:09,747 Hello, my brownie friend. 1441 00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:16,186 Fuck that noise. 1442 00:54:22,226 --> 00:54:24,161 - That's all we do is smoke weed all day. 1443 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:25,029 Fuck it. 1444 00:54:25,062 --> 00:54:27,031 (laughs) 1445 00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:28,766 - You crazy as hell baby. 1446 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,668 - Hurry up before they realize we're gone. 1447 00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,702 - All right. 1448 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:34,672 - All right, cool. 1449 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:37,141 (R&B melody) 1450 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:48,653 (dramatic sting) 1451 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,263 - That was delicious baby, thank you. 1452 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,599 - Aww, thank you guys, but I didn't 1453 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,568 do it by myself, Mishawn helped. 1454 00:55:04,569 --> 00:55:05,970 - Thank you, Mishawn. 1455 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,473 - Oh I just chopped the salad, but you welcome. 1456 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:12,777 - 'Sup Ray? 1457 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:14,979 - Sam? 1458 00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:17,382 - It's all fucked, man! 1459 00:55:20,351 --> 00:55:21,819 It's all fucked up! 1460 00:55:24,088 --> 00:55:28,125 - I'm sorry, that's Sam, he's my best man. 1461 00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,460 I'm gonna go check on him. 1462 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:33,698 - That's who you chose to be your best man? 1463 00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:34,832 Very telling, Raymond. 1464 00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:44,742 - Yo. 1465 00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:54,151 - Shit would be easier wouldn't it, Ray? 1466 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:57,588 Shit would be easier, wouldn't it? 1467 00:55:58,923 --> 00:55:59,890 - What's that, Sam? 1468 00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:02,326 - If I just jumped off this 1469 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,229 motherfucking building, that's what. 1470 00:56:05,262 --> 00:56:07,031 That shit would be easier, wouldn't it? 1471 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:07,698 Huh? 1472 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:12,870 - I mean I know life sometimes makes it seem that way, yeah. 1473 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:15,272 - You motherfucking right it make it seem that way. 1474 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:19,109 So I should just do the shit then, right? 1475 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:20,845 What the fuck is the point? 1476 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,012 Don't nobody care. 1477 00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:23,514 What's the point, man? 1478 00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:26,250 - Yo, yo, hey, hey, what's going on with you, man? 1479 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:34,859 - Kristen left me, man. 1480 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:39,664 That fucked with me, you know that. 1481 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:40,531 I mean... 1482 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,469 - I'm sorry man, what she say? 1483 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,204 - The bitch said I drink too much, 1484 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,306 man, which is some bullshit. 1485 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,546 She said, she talking all this shit 1486 00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:57,782 about I ain't got no direction. 1487 00:56:57,815 --> 00:57:00,651 Like I'm not no motherfucking grown ass man. 1488 00:57:00,685 --> 00:57:03,521 I'm grown man, no 14 year old little boy! 1489 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:05,823 I'm a grown man, what the fuck is she talking about? 1490 00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:07,458 - I know, I know, I know, man. 1491 00:57:07,492 --> 00:57:10,695 Look, man, I know you don't wanna hear 1492 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:16,534 this right now, but the shit gets better, man. 1493 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:20,738 - Fuck you, Ray. 1494 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:23,774 Fuck you, man. 1495 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:26,511 You straight nigga, you got Clara downstairs, 1496 00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:28,546 nigga you about to get married, when is it 1497 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:31,048 gonna be my turn for that type of shit? 1498 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:34,218 - Sam, man, you was happy with Kristen right? 1499 00:57:34,251 --> 00:57:36,053 - Yeah, so what nigga, that shit's over with. 1500 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:38,155 - Y'all was together for like five months huh? 1501 00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:40,625 - I don't know, yeah, something like that. 1502 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,892 - Well there you go, man. 1503 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:43,961 You were happy. 1504 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:45,663 You were happy for five months. 1505 00:57:47,397 --> 00:57:50,067 - Why the fuck that can't last then? 1506 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:53,370 - That ain't how it works, man. 1507 00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:55,439 It's not like you just fall in love 1508 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,441 and then you in love forever, man. 1509 00:57:57,474 --> 00:58:00,410 It's not some shit that you achieve and then that's just it. 1510 00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:02,880 Like it's some plateau you get to 1511 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,749 and then oh my God, you Mr. Happy Man 1512 00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:06,016 in love for life, that's not how 1513 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,985 that shit work, you know that, man. 1514 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:09,419 You gotta work on it. 1515 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:12,122 It's ups and downs, ins and outs. 1516 00:58:12,156 --> 00:58:13,691 You know that. 1517 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,292 That's just the way it goes. 1518 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,995 You wanna know when it's your turn, man? 1519 00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,630 It just was, you was happy for 1520 00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:22,032 five months, congratulations, nigga. 1521 00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:30,040 - This shit ain't fair, man. 1522 00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:32,176 Why can't I keep happy, man? 1523 00:58:32,209 --> 00:58:34,378 - Grow the fuck up, man. 1524 00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:36,513 Stop acting like a little kid, yo. 1525 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:44,388 - So I should just do it then huh? 1526 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,560 - You know what, yeah, go ahead and jump man, do it. 1527 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:55,232 But think about all the ass you 1528 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:59,103 wouldn't be getting if you did. 1529 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:00,838 Because you'd be all dead and shit. 1530 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,443 - You right. 1531 00:59:06,476 --> 00:59:09,146 - Then on second thought, man, jump from 1532 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:12,082 this height probably wouldn't even kill you. 1533 00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:16,053 Probably just cripple you all up to be damned and shit, man. 1534 00:59:16,086 --> 00:59:18,222 You really trying to off yourself, man, find a 1535 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:21,058 real building to jump off of, you little pussy. 1536 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,296 - You all right man, you a good friend 1537 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:29,066 nigga, I swear, 'cause I don't know. 1538 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:30,367 - Slow down on this, man. 1539 00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,437 Come on man, I'm still trying to 1540 00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:36,506 impress the ol'girl's parents downstairs and shit. 1541 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:38,508 - All right, I'll switch to water. 1542 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:39,777 All right? 1543 00:59:47,952 --> 00:59:51,656 Hey man, my bad if I fucked up your 1544 00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,891 date down there, I know that mean a lot 1545 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:57,628 and I know that you trying to do 1546 00:59:57,662 --> 00:59:59,630 something down there and I fucked it up, 1547 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,165 so I'm sorry about that for real. 1548 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:03,167 - You ain't mess up nothing, man. 1549 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,936 Trust me, the way shit's been going tonight, 1550 01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:08,372 things couldn't get any worse. 1551 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:12,376 Let's go man, let's get out of here. 1552 01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:16,947 Shit gonna get better. 1553 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,687 (off-key guitar playing) 1554 01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,821 * Jesus 1555 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:27,157 * Is on my side 1556 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:30,127 * I said Jesus 1557 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,497 * Makes the devil a lie 1558 01:00:39,704 --> 01:00:41,205 - I stand corrected. 1559 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,708 Now it can't get any worse. 1560 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:45,542 * Yes 1561 01:00:50,547 --> 01:00:54,284 - Freddy, that was beautiful. 1562 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:56,220 Why you aren't out on some stage 1563 01:00:56,253 --> 01:00:58,122 making millions of dollars singing 1564 01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,190 like an angel, I will never know. 1565 01:01:00,725 --> 01:01:03,427 - Mama, it ain't never been about 1566 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:05,996 the money, mama, it's about the music, mama. 1567 01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:11,468 It's about the soul and what the Lord wants me to say. 1568 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:15,272 - Freddy, you so generous with your talent. 1569 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:17,407 Your father and I are so proud of you. 1570 01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:19,509 Play another one. 1571 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:23,313 I just have to go to the ladies room for a moment. 1572 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,782 - You go ahead, dear. 1573 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:32,890 - Now this one I wrote when I was locked up, 1574 01:01:32,923 --> 01:01:36,961 upside down, solitary confinement, nigga. 1575 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:41,665 It go a little something like this. 1576 01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:46,170 (off-key guitar playing) 1577 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:50,207 * I run down the alley 1578 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,641 - Hey baby, when I was in the kitchen 1579 01:01:51,675 --> 01:01:52,910 I found the special brownies. 1580 01:01:52,943 --> 01:01:53,744 - Where were they? 1581 01:01:53,778 --> 01:01:55,045 - They was on the kitchen counter. 1582 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:56,480 Yo, somebody ate five of those 1583 01:01:56,513 --> 01:01:58,048 things, there's only like a few left. 1584 01:01:58,082 --> 01:01:59,149 - What? 1585 01:01:59,183 --> 01:01:59,817 - Yeah. 1586 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,752 - Who'd eat five pot brownies? 1587 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:04,421 - I don't know, but they will be fucked up. 1588 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:07,124 - They gonna be fucked up, dude. 1589 01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:15,565 * I found Jesus 1590 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:22,339 (ominous atmosphere music) 1591 01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:29,513 * He's my homeboy 1592 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:33,517 - Clara, what is this? 1593 01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:36,286 - Mama, I was just getting into it! 1594 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,522 - What the fuck mom, where did you get that from? 1595 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:40,925 - [Lily] What is this, Clara? 1596 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:42,827 - Mom, what, you going through my stuff now? 1597 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:44,094 That was in my dresser. 1598 01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,295 - What is that? 1599 01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:47,965 - That's a baby. 1600 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:48,999 - Holy shit! 1601 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:52,269 - You're pregnant? 1602 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:54,771 - Yes, Mr. Tillman. 1603 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:59,743 Clara is pregnant, we found out a couple of days ago. 1604 01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,145 - [Freddy] Holy fuck. 1605 01:03:02,813 --> 01:03:05,883 - Well this is a surprise. 1606 01:03:07,051 --> 01:03:08,518 Clara, I knew you were irresponsible. 1607 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:09,619 - Come on, man. 1608 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,256 - [Lily] Alfred. 1609 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,290 - Lily, you listen. 1610 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:15,659 - No, you listen. 1611 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,662 I know you don't approve of all the 1612 01:03:18,695 --> 01:03:20,865 decisions and choices that Clara's 1613 01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:22,632 made in her life, and God knows 1614 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:26,036 I don't either, but our little girl 1615 01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:28,305 is gonna have a baby, and I'm not gonna 1616 01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,574 let you make her feel badly about 1617 01:03:30,607 --> 01:03:32,542 bringing a new life into the world. 1618 01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:36,513 Congratulations, sweetheart. 1619 01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:38,282 I'm happy for you and Ray. 1620 01:03:39,783 --> 01:03:40,985 A baby is a blessing. 1621 01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,058 - You know what, sis? 1622 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:51,128 Me and you, we just alike. 1623 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,163 Neither one of us like to use rubbers. 1624 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,566 Condoms, none of that. 1625 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,968 Just all raw. 1626 01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:00,404 (laughs) 1627 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:03,007 - So how's about a toast? 1628 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:05,709 - I'll get the champagne. 1629 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:12,449 - Clara, you're having a baby. 1630 01:04:13,617 --> 01:04:16,820 And Ray, come here Ray, come here Ray. 1631 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:17,687 - Hey, man. 1632 01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:21,758 - That's good, y'all having a baby. 1633 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:23,894 It's like the most beautifulest thing. 1634 01:04:26,096 --> 01:04:27,064 Y'all feel that? 1635 01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:30,968 Am I weird right now? 1636 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:33,270 I just, I love you, Ray. 1637 01:04:33,303 --> 01:04:35,139 And Clara, I love you. 1638 01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:40,410 I love, it's weird, this is weird. 1639 01:04:42,512 --> 01:04:44,781 (laughs) 1640 01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:45,649 Hey mama. 1641 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,253 I need some Now and Laters. 1642 01:04:51,421 --> 01:04:53,823 This is weird, I'm sorry, weird. 1643 01:04:53,857 --> 01:04:55,559 (laughing) 1644 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:56,426 Oh shit! 1645 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,396 - He all right? 1646 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:00,664 - I have no idea. 1647 01:05:01,798 --> 01:05:02,799 Baby, maybe you should check on him. 1648 01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:04,101 - Yeah, I think you right. 1649 01:05:04,134 --> 01:05:05,902 I'll be right back. 1650 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:08,338 - Yo, wait wait wait wait. 1651 01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:10,174 Wait a minute, got something. 1652 01:05:10,207 --> 01:05:12,943 Excuse me! 1653 01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:14,244 Excuse me, everybody. 1654 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:17,747 - Look, Sam-- 1655 01:05:17,781 --> 01:05:21,685 - Hey, wait man, come on, I got this, I'm good. 1656 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:26,356 Hey everybody, look, y'all know I've been drinking. 1657 01:05:28,993 --> 01:05:31,095 I have had a couple drinks, but I'm okay. 1658 01:05:32,696 --> 01:05:35,165 As the best man it's my job to 1659 01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:37,001 say a little speech right now. 1660 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:38,435 This is where we at in life. 1661 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,705 Ray's such a good dude, man. 1662 01:05:41,738 --> 01:05:43,673 I've known him forever, man, I've known 1663 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:50,147 Ray since we was kids, Ray good people, man, 1664 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:55,185 we laugh a lot, we cried before, remember that? 1665 01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:56,320 We... 1666 01:06:00,324 --> 01:06:01,125 We drink. 1667 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:09,066 Anyway, what I'm saying, there's soulmates and stuff right? 1668 01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:12,769 'Cause (mumbles) have more... 1669 01:06:16,073 --> 01:06:17,241 Hey, I'm good. 1670 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:19,343 I got this. 1671 01:06:20,544 --> 01:06:21,478 I got this. 1672 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,948 What I'm trying to say is this, look everybody. 1673 01:06:28,018 --> 01:06:30,520 Ray is a good dude and he loves her. 1674 01:06:30,554 --> 01:06:33,223 He loves Clara and they gonna have 1675 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:37,294 a baby and they gonna be a good mommy 1676 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:38,962 and they gonna be good daddies 1677 01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:42,032 because he used to love little girls. 1678 01:06:42,066 --> 01:06:45,001 Not little like, when he was in his 20s, 1679 01:06:45,035 --> 01:06:48,472 the high school girls loved him, remember? 1680 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,707 Not like that, 'cause he was nice. 1681 01:06:51,908 --> 01:06:54,844 Ray's nice and he, you know what man, 1682 01:06:54,878 --> 01:06:57,747 y'all know what I'm saying, soulmates, 1683 01:06:57,781 --> 01:06:58,982 they love each other, they're about 1684 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:03,019 to have a baby, it's a party, let's get drunk. 1685 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:05,155 - [Ty] Cheers Ray, Clara. 1686 01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,557 - Thank you, Sam. 1687 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:14,598 Everyone, look, I know this is a whole 1688 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:18,202 lot of information to process, but what 1689 01:07:18,235 --> 01:07:21,871 you need to know is Clara and I love each other 1690 01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:24,541 very much and we couldn't be more 1691 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:26,776 excited to be having this baby. 1692 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,516 Now Mr. Tillman, sir, I know you don't like me. 1693 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,087 Hell, I don't really like you that much. 1694 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:43,693 But I love your daughter. 1695 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,562 And we're having a baby together. 1696 01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:49,666 If you're gonna be a part of our lives, 1697 01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:52,169 then you're just gonna have to accept that. 1698 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:58,542 'Cause if you don't, then you won't be a part of our lives. 1699 01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,210 Now I hope you don't choose that, 1700 01:08:01,345 --> 01:08:03,580 but the bottom line is we're having 1701 01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:08,252 a baby and we're starting a family. 1702 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:12,689 And I hope that we can all be a family. 1703 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:24,368 - Well Raymond. 1704 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:31,408 - [Aubyrn] Get him. 1705 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,881 - There may be some hope for you yet. 1706 01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,184 (chuckles) 1707 01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:42,286 Yes sir. 1708 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:47,791 Clara, you got a man here who cares about you. 1709 01:08:49,193 --> 01:08:53,497 And so you have mine, and your mother's, total support. 1710 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:54,964 Come here. 1711 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:58,168 - Aw man, these are some serious Kodak moments. 1712 01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:00,204 Ray, let me see your phone. 1713 01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:02,739 - My battery's dead man, I don't even have it on me. 1714 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:03,607 - Oh I got you. 1715 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,777 Come on, get together. 1716 01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:10,914 Smile. 1717 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:14,384 One more. 1718 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:16,186 Bigger smile. 1719 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,053 Perfect. 1720 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:20,056 Ray, take a shot. 1721 01:09:20,089 --> 01:09:20,957 - Yeah, for sure. 1722 01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:26,095 - You know how to use that thing? 1723 01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:29,032 - What the fuck? 1724 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,568 - Oh fuck. 1725 01:09:32,436 --> 01:09:33,837 - The fuck is this? 1726 01:09:33,870 --> 01:09:34,771 - [Ty] Ray-- 1727 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,206 - Clara, what the fuck is this? 1728 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,641 - What? 1729 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,943 - Where the fuck did these pictures come from? 1730 01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:41,578 I ain't never seen them! 1731 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,613 And why the fuck are they on Ty's phone? 1732 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:46,783 The fuck? 1733 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,719 The fuck is this? 1734 01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:51,288 - Baby, I love you so much. 1735 01:09:52,756 --> 01:09:55,259 - The fuck is going on, Clara? 1736 01:09:56,426 --> 01:09:57,961 - It might not be your baby. 1737 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,729 - [Alfred] Oh my God. 1738 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:01,698 - What? 1739 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,001 - It might be Ty's. 1740 01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:07,304 - [Aubyrn] What? 1741 01:10:08,472 --> 01:10:10,507 - You mean to tell me you've been fucking Ray 1742 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:13,009 and the big head white boy at the same time? 1743 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,678 You must've been desperate than a motherfucker. 1744 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:16,012 - [Clara] Shut up, Freddy. 1745 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,616 - Son of a bitch! 1746 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:22,419 - You've been sleeping with Clara? 1747 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,187 You got Clara pregnant? 1748 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,790 What the fuck is wrong with your ass? 1749 01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:27,791 (vomiting) 1750 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,259 - [Clara] I'm so sorry, Ray. 1751 01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:30,994 - How could you do this to me? 1752 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:33,430 - Damn, Ray. 1753 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:38,268 Good thing you've been fucking Mishawn the whole time! 1754 01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:40,337 - [Clara] What? 1755 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,871 - What the fuck did he just say? 1756 01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:44,441 - Are you kidding me? 1757 01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:47,844 Are you fucking kidding me? 1758 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:49,613 - [Ray] Oh what, you pregnant with 1759 01:10:49,646 --> 01:10:51,448 another man's motherfucking baby! 1760 01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:57,186 - This is absolutely, infuriatingly unacceptable! 1761 01:10:57,220 --> 01:11:00,290 You people are crazy! 1762 01:11:00,324 --> 01:11:01,625 - Hey everybody! 1763 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:05,495 Take a motherfucking good look! 1764 01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:08,732 You love it! 1765 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,201 * It's a party 1766 01:11:12,235 --> 01:11:17,240 * Skeet skeet, motherfucking party * 1767 01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:22,446 * Chocolate love, it's you that I wanna be * 1768 01:11:22,479 --> 01:11:26,916 * Chocolate love, it's you that I wanna be * 1769 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,018 - [Ty] Jesus fucking Christ! 1770 01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:30,119 Unbelievable. 1771 01:11:35,224 --> 01:11:37,260 - Where you going, chocolate love? 1772 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,596 There you are, there you are. 1773 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:42,131 'Sup girl? 1774 01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:44,568 - I'm so ashamed of you, young lady. 1775 01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:45,869 Let's go, we're leaving. 1776 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:46,870 - Daddy. 1777 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:47,704 - Come on. 1778 01:11:48,572 --> 01:11:49,373 - Mom. 1779 01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:54,444 - Let's go, let's go. 1780 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,145 - These motherfuckers is crazy as hell. 1781 01:11:56,179 --> 01:11:56,980 Come on! 1782 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:02,852 - If you need me to come back here and 1783 01:12:02,886 --> 01:12:04,721 shoot that white boy and the rest of 1784 01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,390 these motherfuckers, you tell me. 1785 01:12:07,591 --> 01:12:08,758 Fuck you, Ray! 1786 01:12:11,395 --> 01:12:13,763 - We're gone too, you guys. 1787 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:16,800 Burn some sage and good luck. 1788 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:17,967 I'll talk to you later, okay? 1789 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,202 - You guys be cool, man. 1790 01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,037 Y'all have fun. 1791 01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:29,479 (dramatic orchestral music) 1792 01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:35,419 - So... 1793 01:12:35,452 --> 01:12:37,754 - We don't have to do that, Clara. 1794 01:12:37,787 --> 01:12:39,322 We don't have to talk about it. 1795 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,858 - No, I think that we do. 1796 01:12:43,059 --> 01:12:45,629 We need to talk about what happened and why. 1797 01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:48,498 - We know what happened, we don't have to talk about it. 1798 01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,033 - What a shocker. 1799 01:12:50,066 --> 01:12:51,935 Look who doesn't wanna talk about it. 1800 01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:54,137 Look who doesn't wanna talk about cheating. 1801 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:56,305 - You fucked my best friend and got her pregnant, 1802 01:12:56,339 --> 01:12:58,475 mother fucker, I think that's a little worse. 1803 01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:00,143 - That's not fair. 1804 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,812 We don't know 100% yet. 1805 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,347 Ray could still be the father. 1806 01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:10,053 - How many times you fuck her, huh? 1807 01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,988 How many times did you fuck her? 1808 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:13,389 - What is that gonna solve? 1809 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:17,627 - Look who doesn't wanna talk about it now. 1810 01:13:19,663 --> 01:13:22,298 - Don't act all high and mighty, Mishawn. 1811 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:24,868 You're my best friend. 1812 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:28,371 You're my maid of honor and you're fucking my fiance? 1813 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,040 How could you do that to me? 1814 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,110 - How could you do that to me? 1815 01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:35,579 - Doesn't matter. 1816 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:38,815 - How many times you fuck him huh? 1817 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:41,184 - It doesn't fucking matter! 1818 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,421 We all guilty. 1819 01:13:46,490 --> 01:13:47,924 None of our hands are clean. 1820 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,661 - Don't preach that, you fucking hypocrite. 1821 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:53,797 - What? 1822 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:55,699 - What are you gonna do about it Ray, huh? 1823 01:13:55,732 --> 01:13:57,066 You gonna shut me up? 1824 01:13:58,602 --> 01:14:00,737 - Maybe I'll just fuck your girl some more. 1825 01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:01,905 - Oh real nice, Ray. 1826 01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,473 - Oh yeah, huh? 1827 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:05,809 With that little dick of yours? 1828 01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:08,244 That's right, Clara told me all about it. 1829 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:09,779 - Fuck you, man. 1830 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:14,117 - No wait, stop, stop! - Stop it, stop. 1831 01:14:16,352 --> 01:14:17,186 - You know what? 1832 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:19,789 This is bullshit. 1833 01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:22,592 I don't need this. 1834 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,594 - Ty! 1835 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:30,366 - Good fucking riddance. 1836 01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:34,070 (dramatic orchestral music) 1837 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,543 - What do we do now? 1838 01:14:46,449 --> 01:14:47,283 I'm sorry. 1839 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:49,653 - Me too. 1840 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,689 (sobbing) 1841 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,061 - I don't wanna hear it. 1842 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:01,064 - It's not fair, you just sat 1843 01:15:01,097 --> 01:15:02,398 here and said that none of us are 1844 01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:04,167 innocent in this, we're all guilty. 1845 01:15:06,302 --> 01:15:09,238 - At least we had the decency to use a fucking condom. 1846 01:15:12,275 --> 01:15:15,111 These past few days I've been walking 1847 01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:18,114 around here all happy because I 1848 01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:20,383 thought I was becoming a father. 1849 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,321 It was all bullshit. 1850 01:15:29,325 --> 01:15:30,927 - Ray. 1851 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:32,796 What about the wedding? 1852 01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:35,298 Ray! 1853 01:15:35,331 --> 01:15:38,602 (dramatic piano music) 1854 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,512 (sobbing) 1855 01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:53,817 * I know we're going through some things right now * 1856 01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:56,720 * And I want you to know no matter what * 1857 01:15:56,753 --> 01:16:00,523 * You know I've got your back 1858 01:16:01,691 --> 01:16:04,093 - Are you serious, you just left her there? 1859 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,596 - Yeah, I know it's awful, but I had to. 1860 01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:08,531 I mean she's a good girl, but I knew 1861 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,868 I wasn't finished with other women just yet. 1862 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,337 I didn't wanna be dishonest. 1863 01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:17,040 - You are trouble, Mr. Felix. 1864 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:19,508 - Maybe just a little bit. 1865 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:22,245 (chuckles) 1866 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,180 Can I get you another drink? 1867 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:25,148 - Oh yeah, you're buying. 1868 01:16:25,181 --> 01:16:28,317 Oh wait, you're a writer. 1869 01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:31,855 Maybe I should pick up the tab. 1870 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:33,322 (mocking laugh) 1871 01:16:33,356 --> 01:16:35,024 - Real funny. 1872 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:38,027 Hey, put that away, I got this. 1873 01:16:38,061 --> 01:16:39,162 Bartender! 1874 01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,196 - Hey Clara! 1875 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,967 Your new friend over here getting you drunker? 1876 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,635 (laughter) 1877 01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:47,336 Hey, Mr. New Friend. 1878 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:50,473 You wanna come back to our place for the after party? 1879 01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:55,511 - Well I really wasn't invited and I don't like to impose. 1880 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,446 - Well look here nigga, you already got 1881 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,582 my DD all fucked up, we gonna have 1882 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,018 to catch a taxi cab home, you might as well 1883 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:06,723 come along and show us, I mean her, a good time. 1884 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,125 - I can do that. 1885 01:17:10,526 --> 01:17:13,930 - Girl he kinda cute too, look at you. 1886 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,700 Let's take it to the house. 1887 01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:18,101 Come on bitches, let's go. 1888 01:17:19,736 --> 01:17:21,337 (Clara laughs) 1889 01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:23,239 - Told you she was crazy. 1890 01:17:28,077 --> 01:17:29,412 You coming? 1891 01:17:29,445 --> 01:17:30,346 - Are you sure? 1892 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:34,583 - Why that shit can't last then? 1893 01:17:34,617 --> 01:17:37,486 Why can't that just be it? 1894 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,823 - That ain't how it works, man. 1895 01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:41,190 It's not like you just fall in love 1896 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:43,927 and then you in love forever, man. 1897 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,630 It's not some shit that you achieve and then that's just it. 1898 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,365 Like there's some plateau you get to 1899 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:51,267 and then oh my God, you Mr. Happy Man 1900 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,535 in love for life, that's not how 1901 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:54,503 that shit work, you know that, man. 1902 01:17:54,537 --> 01:17:55,972 You gotta work on it. 1903 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:58,607 It's ups and downs, ins and outs. 1904 01:17:58,641 --> 01:17:59,508 You know that. 1905 01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,412 You wanna know when it's your time? 1906 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:06,916 It just was for five months, congratulations, nigga. 1907 01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,652 - It'll be fun. 1908 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:10,519 Come on. 1909 01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:15,792 * Goodbye 1910 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:20,263 (dramatic R&B music) 1911 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,277 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1912 01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:38,647 * By someone who can really love me * 1913 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,157 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1914 01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:52,528 * By someone who can really love me * 1915 01:19:00,870 --> 01:19:05,508 * Some say that I'm a fool to stay * 1916 01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,744 * Forever in love with you 1917 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:13,783 * When you don't even look my way * 1918 01:19:15,018 --> 01:19:19,355 * If happiness is not with you 1919 01:19:19,388 --> 01:19:23,592 * There's something I must do 1920 01:19:23,626 --> 01:19:27,296 * To build this world I'm looking for * 1921 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:30,566 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1922 01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:34,938 * By someone who can really love me * 1923 01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:44,480 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1924 01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:48,852 * By someone who can really love me * 1925 01:19:57,426 --> 01:20:01,464 * I'm sorry that I never paid you no mind * 1926 01:20:01,497 --> 01:20:04,868 * Didn't play with your hear or soul * 1927 01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:09,906 * But forever wasn't in my plans * 1928 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:15,879 * And it's sad to see you leave, gotta let you know * 1929 01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:19,849 * That I'm not marriage material * 1930 01:20:19,883 --> 01:20:23,452 * Don't want the house, picket fence, or the kids * 1931 01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:26,990 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1932 01:20:27,023 --> 01:20:31,360 * By someone who can really love me * 1933 01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:41,070 * I'm saying goodbye 'cause I wanna be loved * 1934 01:20:41,104 --> 01:20:45,408 * By someone who can really love me * 1935 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:57,853 * I'm sorry that this can't work with you and me * 128137