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Yurrr! What it do, camera crew?
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Welcome back to the
house that Ava built.
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It's been a while. Y'all
ain't missed anything.
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Hey! Look who it is!
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What's it been?
Like five months?
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How you doin'?
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Oh, what up? We still
doing this? Yeah.
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Oh, my God! You
guys! Hey! Oh, sorry.
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Um, wow. You got new equipment.
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Look, I don't want to
say I told you so, but...
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I will. Y'all should've
listened to Jacob
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and made a right on 30th Street
instead of the left that night.
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You want me to tell you
what happened to you?
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Oh, right. Tell the people.
So, they got robbed.
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Because they thought it'd
be cute to walk around.
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West Philly at night with
all this camera equipment.
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Hell, I'd have helped
rob you if I was there.
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Anyway, here we are,
five months later,
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because that's how long
it takes for three people
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with art degrees to
save up for new cameras.
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Welcome back! It's
Career Day today.
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Unfortunately.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Ava! Not planning on being
conscious for Career Day?
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This is a district initiative.
They can handle it.
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Anyone else feel like the
people from the district
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have been more
annoying than usual?
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- They're not all bad.
- I think they're cool.
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Mnh. I actually
like them this year.
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Shocking. I don't know.
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I feel like they've
been unequivocally
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and universally worse
than they've ever been.
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From unhelpful to unbearable.
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Good morning, Abbott Elementary!
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[ Mockingly ] "Good
morning, Abbott Elementary."
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So, yeah, I work for
the school district now.
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You guys missed a lot.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hi. Hey.
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Left or right?
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Uh, left. Thank you.
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Good choice. Good choice.
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Girl, this Development Day
has me developing a migraine.
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Let me have one of
those aspirins, please.
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It's a sleeping pill.
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Wake me if there's a fire, a
tornado, or a volcanic eruption.
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Good day to the fine teachers
of Abbott Elementary.
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What?
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No comment about Gregory
being "F-O-I-N, foin"?
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No, Ms. Schemmenti. I
was speaking to everyone.
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But since all eyes
are on him, uh,
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Mr. Eddie, would you mind
reading from the first paragraph
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of your immaculately
assembled binder?
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Sexily?
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Excuse me?
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That is not only suggestive
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but highly inappropriate
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in front of our company.
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Uh, hi. Hi, everybody.
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Uh, we're from the
school district.
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Uh, Principal Coleman
invited us to come, observe,
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and collaborate with you
all on this Development Day.
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Yes! The importance
of collaboration
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is one of the many
things I learned
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while I was matriculating
at Cambridge.
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Yep. I went to
Harvard this summer.
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I sat right there
on their campus,
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and I used their free Wi-Fi
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to get my degree in Education
via Education Connection.
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And I've learned what
it actually takes
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to do the job of principal.
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And [chuckles] turns out
I've been doing it all wrong.
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Somebody should have told me.
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Anyway, uh, now I'm engaged
and alert, by the book.
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Oh, yeah! I like books
now. [ Chuckles ]
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We're super excited to be here
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on behalf of the new
superintendent, John Reynolds.
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I'm Manny. That's my
dream team over there.
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That's Emily. That's Simon.
And we don't come empty-handed.
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We come with some
iPads and SMART Boards
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for your classrooms,
loaded with learning apps.
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[ Applause ]
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New and improved models.
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Same old engines.
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These people aren't gonna
change a blessed thing
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except how many bodies
are in the room.
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Thank you. And we'll
see you around.
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Thank you. [ Applause ]
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Gregory, we still need you
to read from section "A"
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there in your binder.
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Um...
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"Section A. Welcome back."
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That concludes section "A."
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Thank you, Mr. Eddie.
You may be seated.
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[ Light applause ]
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[ Softly ] "Ask the teachers
if they have any ideas
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from over the summer
they'd like to implement.
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Try to make it fun."
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Does anyone have any
ideas from over the summer
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that they'd like to implement?
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- Oh.
- Janine!
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One of our most...
teachers at Abbott.
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So, I was thinking
over the summer
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while I was spending time with
myself and just thinking about,
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like, what really led me
to this point in my life.
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- [ Yawns ] Get to the point.
- Get to the point, Janine.
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Yes, okay. So, a Career Day.
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I think we should do Career Day
at the school because I checked
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and we haven't had one since
the only jobs for women
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were typists, moms,
and wet nurses.
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I think it'd be a
great way for the kids
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to see all of the amazing
jobs they can have.
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And that's it. That's my
idea. I'm done. Career Day.
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Ava: I could go into the plethora
of reasons that won't work
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scheduling, previous
failed attempts,
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the fact that it was your idea.
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Right, but there is a way...
But I'm just gonna go ahead
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and say no and save
you the embarrassment.
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Janine: You know, this is my
fourth year teaching here,
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and I've wasted a lot of time
trying to fight the odds.
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So I've just decided to just
be a good teacher, you know?
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Take a page out
of Barbara's book.
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Just do what I can. And
maybe start wearing pearls.
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Hey. Janine, right? I'm
Manny, which I said up there.
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Um, I just wanted to say that,
uh, Career Day sounded good.
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It's a good idea. I
would love to hear more.
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Thank you! So you guys
are new at the district?
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Yep. Just started over the
summer. Loving it so far.
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Feel like we're gonna make
a lot of positive changes
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and do what the last
administration didn't.
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Nobody embezzling
funds on my watch.
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[ Chuckles ] Love that.
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Oh, hey, uh, actually, one
of the things we wanted
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to do today was
shadow a teacher.
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Can we shadow you? Yeah, sure.
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I'm just gonna be
setting up my classroom.
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Exciting! It is exciting.
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Yeah. I'm just gonna
grab my co-workers.
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They're talking to Principal
Coleman over there.
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You guys are so lucky. You
have such a good principal.
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Yes.
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[ Exhales sharply ] A
little early for this, no?
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For Christmas? Maybe.
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To watch you lift heavy
stuff in that shirt? Never.
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This thing? Well, it
is husband material.
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Ha ha ha! Speaking of which
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did you hear about Mr. Morton?
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What?
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He eloped over the summer.
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[ Gasps ] Vegas?
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Hershey Park. Hm. Classy.
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Wow. You approve of that,
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but I bring up marriage,
and I get a, "Ha ha ha."
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Yeah, yeah, alright.
You just concentrate
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on getting that mini
fridge next to an outlet.
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A boyfriend brings
it in the room.
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A husband sets it
near an outlet.
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Well, a booty call
would put it down
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wherever I want him to, so
don't make me go find one.
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Ha ha ha! [ Laughs ]
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So, where'd you teach before
pivoting to the school district?
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I didn't, actually. But
I grew up here, though.
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My first-hand
experience is more from
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when I was a
student in the area.
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Oh. Alright. Well, you know,
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that's one of the reasons I
wanted to teach at Abbott.
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Because I was a student in
the area, as well, so...
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This is my room.
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What are you making here?
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Oh. A "welcome back"
sign for the kids.
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We're gonna decorate it together
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so that everyone feels included.
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I try to implement
a lot of color.
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Wanted to go with blue
because that inspires focus.
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And calm, which is so
important for primary classes.
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I read about that in Chalkbeat.
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You read Chalkbeat? Mm-hmm.
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I basically live in the
comment section, so...
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Oh, my God. Are
you @JTeagues215?
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Yes!
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And @JTeagues267 when I
wanna spice up the discourse.
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Ms. Teagues, I'm
@MannyFromTheBlock.
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I'm always using this emoji.
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That's you! That's me.
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I love your comments.
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I love your comments.
[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, I wanted to paint
the walls blue last year,
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but you guys... the district
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didn't like the idea of
painting walls, so...
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What?! Why not? That is so good.
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I think that's exactly an idea
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that we could and
should implement.
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It's a low-stakes,
high-reward improvement.
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Yes. Let's revisit that.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Just a lot of
positive reinforcement.
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Ahh.
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Ava, I have already told you.
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I'm not interested
in auditioning
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for "The Golden Bachelorette."
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Gerald is still very much alive.
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Actually, I'm here
about your desks.
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When I was at Harvard, I
learned that communal seating
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is better for
kindergartners' development.
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Well, I like my desks separated.
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It's easier for me to...
move about the cabin.
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[ High-pitched voice ] I'm little
Jonathan, and I never learned
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how to make direct eye
contact with anyone,
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and so now they call
me Shifty-Eyed Johnny,
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and I can't hold down a job.
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Alright. I will take that
into account... if I must.
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[ Normal voice ] You
must. District mandate.
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Mandate?
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And cursive is no longer
in the curriculum.
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- Hey! Fancy meeting you here.
- Hey.
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Oh, I'm just bringing
in the workbooks.
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Oh, there is a ten-for-ten sale
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at Nichols School
Supplies, by the way.
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Oh [bleep] yeah.
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Trying out cursing. Still
getting the hang of it.
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How was Baltimore?
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Um, it was good.
Yeah, it was good.
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I did a really cool
job with my dad
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working the grounds
crew for the Orioles.
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Mm-hmm. I laid a patch
of Kentucky bluegrass
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right by home plate.
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It was so flat!
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What'd you do over the break?
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I just spent a lot
of time with myself.
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And it was good for me.
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I feel sure, centered, good.
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Oh, and Jacob, Erika,
and I started going out
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to brunch together.
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We're calling ourselves
the Brunchy Bunch.
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Why not just the Brunch Bunch?
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[Bleep] that's good.
[ Exhales sharply ]
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It's just not working for
me, is it? Not quite there.
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Hey. Teacher of the
Year. Gregory Eddie.
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I heard about that garden
you made out front.
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Really cool, man. Oh. Thanks.
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I like to do it, and
it makes the school
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- and the street look good.
- Sure does.
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Uh, Ms. Teagues, could I speak
with you quick, one-on-one?
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Sorry to interrupt. No.
All good. Yeah, sure.
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And you can call me Janine.
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Okay. Janine. Yeah.
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Uh, so, I was talking with the
others from the school district.
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You seem to have a
ton of great ideas.
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There's this fellowship
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the Robeson Fellowship
at the district.
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We want somebody with
in-field experience
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to come enhance what
the district can do
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to make schools as
efficient as possible.
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That sounds like a
great opportunity.
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Yeah, I can help you
find somebody for that.
258
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Well, no, I had
you in mind for it.
259
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Oh. [ Chuckles ]
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I'm flattered, but...
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You know, the summer is
when I get a little bit
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of a break away from school.
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This would be during
the school year.
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But that's when I'm
doing the schooling.
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Yes, well, a sub would
take over your class
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while you're with us for the
duration of the fellowship.
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[ Chuckles ] Sorry, but no.
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I can't imagine being away
from my students, so...
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I'm flattered,
but, no, thank you.
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Okay. Alright.
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Just give it some thought, okay?
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You could help make
some real change.
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Painted walls are
just the start.
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[Bleep]
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Feels forced.
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This thing. Oh!
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Oh, Janine! Check out this
video I'm gonna show the kids.
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Common doing a spoken-word
poem about the Korean War.
279
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,230
Oh, that's not spoken word.
He's just rapping a cappella.
280
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,606
Well, tomato, to-mah-toe.
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Hey. What do you think about
these new district people?
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Oh, I like 'em.
283
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,946
Ooh! I saw you talking
to that cute guy, Manny.
284
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,197
What's his deal?
285
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,699
He's no Gregory...
my king, my guy.
286
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,284
No. No, no, no, no. It
wasn't like that, you know?
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He was just asking
me to do something,
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work at the district
for a little while,
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something about a fellowship.
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Oh, my God! The
Robeson Fellowship?!
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This is a huge deal, Janine!
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00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,588
They asked you? Why
didn't they ask me?
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Manny can sense my
allegiance to Gregory, I bet.
294
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,968
Jacob. You should do it, Janine.
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You can make a real difference.
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I can't be away from my
classroom for that long.
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00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,018
I'm gonna cry just
thinking about it.
298
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,311
You actually are crying.
299
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,438
Jacob! That is video contraband.
300
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,898
Not allowed in this school.
301
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,567
What?! Why?! It's
not curriculum.
302
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,318
But our textbooks
are so old, Ava.
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According to these books,
304
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,488
we still haven't even
pulled out of Iraq yet.
305
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,407
You know, one of the
first things I learned
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00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,033
when I was physically located
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00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,827
within the legal
property lines of Harvard
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is that teachers are required
to stick to curriculum
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00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,708
for student safety
and school protection.
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Wait. That's my personal
computer! You can't do that!
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Did it.
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Ava: Welcome back.
First day of school.
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Alright. Get in line, kids.
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Single-file line.
Tuck them shirts in.
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00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,892
No talking. Boy, you lucky.
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00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,977
Last year's Ava would've
roasted you for looking like
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00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,520
Adam Sandler at a pickup game.
318
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,398
[ Chuckles ] Or Adam
Sandler at a wedding.
319
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,192
Or Adam Sandler at
the Oscars. [ Laughs ]
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Now go to class.
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Janine: Good morning.
Welcome, welcome.
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00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,974
Welcome, you guys. Alright.
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00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,164
Hey. Hi. You want to sit here?
324
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,374
I don't bite. I'm Ms.
Teagues. What's your name?
325
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,544
- Alex.
- Alex. Nice to meet you.
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00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,130
Alright! You guys!
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00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,883
Welcome to second
grade. You made it!
328
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,760
Let me just say it's really cool
you guys get to be the first
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00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,637
to use our brand-new iPads.
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00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,138
These are old.
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Brand-new iPads to us
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00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,934
because Abbott Elementary
is on the forefront
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00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,685
of cutting-edge technology.
334
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,020
My iPad is dead.
335
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,730
Students: Ours, too!
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00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,941
Uh, okay.
337
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,567
Um, alright. That's okay.
338
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,778
How about we just have you guys
share with them over there?
339
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:42,387
This one's on 7%.
340
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,157
Um, alright.
341
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,244
We can just charge
them while we work.
342
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,497
And we only have two chargers.
343
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,290
[ Exhales deeply ]
344
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,417
Did you see the cherry Ring Pop
345
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,252
Gary left in the
vending machine?
346
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,213
Melissa: Gosh. He is too much.
347
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,923
Girl, he's sending you signals.
348
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,466
He's just joking.
349
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,010
You know how men joke about
that stuff all the time.
350
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,221
No, I do not. I do
not know of one man
351
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,431
who would ask his
girlfriend's friend
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00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,725
for her correct
ring size as a joke.
353
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,143
He's probably, like,
getting me a Super Bowl
354
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,561
replica ring or something.
355
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,938
[ Chuckles ] [ Door opens ]
356
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,773
Okay. Ava's literally
gate keeping
357
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,233
when I can use the garden.
358
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,194
She put a padlock
on my kumquats.
359
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,239
She is making me rearrange
the seating in my classroom,
360
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:29,243
throwing off decades of
good educational fêng shui.
361
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,744
She made me replace
my mop water.
362
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,871
But the best stuff is
like a sourdough starter
363
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,790
the older it is,
the better it gets.
364
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,250
Alright. L-Let's relax.
365
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,669
Ava is finally the principal
she is supposed to be,
366
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,587
so I say we give her a shot
367
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,173
just like we give this new
whole-grain tofu spot a shot
368
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,342
for lunch today
because it's my pick.
369
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,137
Who's ready to get antioxidated?
370
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,806
Great news, everyone... there
are no more free periods.
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00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,435
Instead, everyone will be
volunteering for lunch duty,
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00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,936
hall monitoring,
library management,
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00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,795
et cetera... at all times.
374
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,401
Well, at least we can
still enjoy our lunches.
375
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,778
Oh! And no more
off-campus lunches.
376
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,054
It's against policy.
377
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,265
She must be stopped.
378
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,830
Yeah, the "library to
librarian" ratio is troubling,
379
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,749
but nothing we can't fix.
380
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,167
[ Laughs ] Listen.
381
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,668
Speaking of, could you look into
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00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,212
getting a McFlurry
machine for my classroom?
383
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,715
Because the "McFlurry
machine to classroom" ratio,
384
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,175
t-that's also way off.
385
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,010
We can't do that.
386
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,243
Typical.
387
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,514
Hey. Manny?
388
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,932
Hey. Hey.
389
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,102
So, you said to mention
ideas, and I think I have one.
390
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,063
Okay. Love the iPads
that you gave us,
391
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,939
but I was just thinking
it would be cool
392
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,317
if we had more
chargers for charging.
393
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:47,112
You know, like three
or four or seven...
394
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,864
Or eight. Hey, you
said it, not me.
395
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,366
Yeah. Guys, we should make sure
that we have enough chargers
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00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,368
for the iPads in
all the classrooms.
397
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,369
Yes. Yes.
398
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,871
Yeah.
399
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,289
And I'm just throwing this
out there, that, um, you know,
400
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,041
LeapFrog tablets
could be better.
401
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,667
Ooh! Yes!
402
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,045
They're built for student
use, more cost-efficient.
403
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,214
Right. And they haven't
changed their cords in years.
404
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,508
See? This is why I knew you'd be
a great fit for the fellowship.
405
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,675
Oh. I know that you don't want
406
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,052
to be away from your class,
407
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,221
so would it help if I told
you that you would get to be
408
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,432
at Abbott once or
even twice a week?
409
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,226
Really? Yeah, the
fellowship is built
410
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,228
so that you stay on the
ground with a pilot school
411
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,105
where you can still hear
from all your teachers
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00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,107
and test out all your new ideas.
413
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,275
Well, that's nice to hear.
414
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,860
And I don't want to
sound money-hungry,
415
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,862
but is there a pay raise?
416
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,531
Two dollars.
417
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,074
Two dollars?! That's
like a million dollars!
418
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,826
Simon: Well...
419
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,161
Hey, we don't make this offer
just to any teacher, okay?
420
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,996
You got a knack for doing this.
421
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,332
Jacob: Yeah, and if
she says no, you gotta
422
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,543
you've gotta find
somebody else, right?
423
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,294
And if it's about diversity,
424
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,588
let me tell you that I am queer.
425
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,881
It's not.
426
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,448
I-I'm fun to be around?
427
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,846
Emily: Hi, there. Ow.
428
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:54,764
Everything okay?
429
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,640
Oh, fine, fine.
430
00:15:56,664 --> 00:16:00,727
Just trying to move these desks
the way you people want them.
431
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,813
Can we help you? No,
I don't have the time
432
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,566
to file the paperwork
just to move a desk.
433
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,383
No, I can help
you with the desk.
434
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,238
The legendary Mrs. Howard.
435
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,991
I haven't had a chance to
connect with you yet, but...
436
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,534
I hear you're the one.
437
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,059
Charmed.
438
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,330
We're actually
working on a program
439
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,082
to get assistants
in the classroom
440
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,625
at the beginning
of the school year
441
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,502
instead of you
having to request one
442
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,379
that doesn't get
here until January.
443
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,882
Thank you. I do not need
a whole song and dance.
444
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,908
And thank you for your help.
445
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,267
You don't trust us, do you?
446
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:44,062
Honestly? No.
447
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,107
I've seen many versions of
you walk through that door,
448
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,776
all with nice smiles,
appearing to care.
449
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,862
Mrs. Howard, I get it.
450
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,405
I know what this district was,
451
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,408
and I am aware of
how I come off,
452
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,368
but I don't know
any other way to be.
453
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,370
I started working
at the district
454
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,331
because I saw that
it needed to change,
455
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,708
for students, like the
student that I was,
456
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,877
for teachers like you,
457
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,153
and for teachers like my mom.
458
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,715
Your mom's an educator?
459
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,551
She was, and before she retired,
460
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,428
I listened to her complain
about the district
461
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,306
every single year
for 20 years. Hm.
462
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,100
I just wanted to make
the job easier for her.
463
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,729
So I can't make you trust me,
464
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:29,524
but I'm not gonna stop trying
to make the job easier.
465
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,883
And that goes for
me and my team.
466
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,102
It was a pleasure, Mrs. Howard.
467
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,958
[ Intercom beeps ] Ava:
Break it up, slackers!
468
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,752
Yeah, I'm talking to you...
Mrs. Miller, Ms. Schemmenti,
469
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,170
ponytail guy.
470
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,630
Yeah, that's right.
471
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,590
I got cameras all
over this place.
472
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,509
Just to make sure
we're always working
473
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,552
to make Abbott a brighter place!
474
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,013
Well, we made a plan to
solve this Ava problem.
475
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,390
We need to, like, reset her.
476
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,725
We looked for a button.
There wasn't one.
477
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,687
So we decided to tempt her
with things we know she loves.
478
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,188
First, money. Ohh!
479
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,065
We sent Jacob in looking
incredibly scammable.
480
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,401
Second, her love
of skipping work.
481
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,444
In this case, for an Usher show.
482
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,822
Ahhh! Nothing has worked so far,
483
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,408
so now we're pulling
out the big guns.
484
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,432
Ready?
485
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,161
No. Barbara: Oh, come on.
486
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,081
We cannot stand any
more of this "new Ava,"
487
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,710
and unfortunately, you
are a very powerful tool.
488
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,378
Tool? You're literally
objectifying me.
489
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:32,796
Objects don't talk.
490
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,048
Bro, dawg, do you
want to continue
491
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,426
to live under this new regime?
492
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,011
- No.
- Then you know what we must do.
493
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,013
Take it off. Take
off the sweater.
494
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,723
Are we sure there's
no other way?
495
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,308
Hush. Roll up a sleeve
496
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,018
and tastefully welcome
her to the gun show.
497
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,336
And then lean against the
door frame. You know how.
498
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,821
Can I help you with something?
499
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,198
[ Sultry voice ]
Well, it depends.
500
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,826
All these rules are so
501
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,811
hard... and rigid...
502
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,959
Well, here's a rule.
503
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,712
Put your arms away,
Jeremy Allen Black.
504
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,112
This is a school.
505
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,594
Please.
506
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,722
Okay. Look. We
need old Ava back!
507
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,057
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
508
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,767
Well, she's dead and gone.
509
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,977
I lead now. I communicate.
510
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,841
I haven't listened to
the City Girls in months.
511
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,398
This is who I am now.
512
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,900
Mm-hmm.
513
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,319
Well, I guess this
is just life now.
514
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,987
If Gregory's arms didn't
work, nothing will.
515
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,864
Oh, no.
516
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,784
There's one card we can play.
517
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,869
But we're gonna have to go low.
518
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,106
Nay... get low.
519
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,505
Janine: Hey, Barbara. Hey.
520
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,090
Oh! You changed your desks.
521
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,800
Mandate.
522
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,427
These new district people...
they smile in your face
523
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,347
and tell you your ideas are
good, but they suck, right?
524
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,892
You know, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this, but...
525
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,727
I actually have hope
for this new group.
526
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,729
I think they can make change.
527
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,524
Wh... Seriously?!
528
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,818
Wow! I was really hoping
for a "Barbara Bummer."
529
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,361
And what would that be?
530
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,821
Uh, it's when you tell
me everything's trash
531
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,531
and that people are useless
and I shouldn't have hope.
532
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,534
Beside the fact that I have
never said any of that,
533
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,160
I've had a change of heart.
534
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,746
I think this new group,
there's something there.
535
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,540
Something genuine. [ Scoffs ]
536
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,874
What?
537
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,459
They offered me a fellowship,
538
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,254
this thing where I can
go work at the district
539
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,589
and help them bring
big ideas to life
540
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,467
for all the Philly schools,
and I turned it down.
541
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,053
Well, you don't seem
happy you turned it down.
542
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,222
I've been doing this
for three years now,
543
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,516
and I finally got it in my brain
544
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,185
that you just have to accept
the things you can't change.
545
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,063
Just be. Just be a good teacher.
546
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,190
Stop dreaming, I guess.
547
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,900
Dreamers are the only people
548
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,946
that can bring about
a different reality.
549
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,615
Do you really want
this fellowship?
550
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,118
Maybe. Sweetheart, you know
that you still have Abbott
551
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,412
to come home to when it ends.
552
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,872
[ Laptop closes ]
553
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,124
And now, if you will excuse me,
554
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,917
I've got to go save the school.
555
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,711
[ Janine chuckles ]
556
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,695
What?
557
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,800
Ava! You're needed in the gym!
558
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,343
Yeah, there's a bunch
of teachers in there
559
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,970
saying Princeton's
better than Harvard.
560
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,496
Oh, hell no!
561
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,601
Okay, we have like two minutes,
562
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,228
so can you please fill us in on
the rest of this genius plan?
563
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,314
Ava said she stopped
listening to the Town Women.
564
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,024
- City Girls.
- But I know there's one song
565
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,568
she cannot resist.
566
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,778
Jacob, whip out
the Walkman. Phone.
567
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,322
Open up Napster. Spotify.
568
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:48,140
Jesus, close your ears. Come on.
569
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,080
Princeton is the Temple
University of the Ivies!
570
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,665
Barbara: Now, Mr. Johnson!
571
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,167
Let go of your butts.
572
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,585
[ Juvenile's "Back
That Azz Up" plays ]
573
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,004
What the hell?
574
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,924
No. No.
575
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,592
Not today, Juvenile.
576
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,387
♪♪
577
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,765
No.
578
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:14,768
♪ Girl, you workin' with
some... yeah, you bad, yeah ♪
579
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,187
♪ Make a... spend his cash,
yeah, his last, yeah ♪
580
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,898
♪ ...frown when you pass,
yeah, they mad, yeah ♪
581
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,275
♪ You gon' ride in the Jag,
yeah, with that head ♪ Aaah!
582
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,694
♪ You could smoke or buy a bag,
yeah, of... yeah ♪ Aah! [ Laughs ]
583
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,280
♪ Got money I can flash,
yeah, and trash, yeah ♪
584
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,033
♪ I'm a big-timer... yeah,
pull the trigger, yeah ♪ Yeah!
585
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,244
I'm back, y'all!
586
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,788
So, Ava, can we have our
free periods back now?
587
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,540
Y'all can do whatever you want.
588
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,167
Mr. Johnson, find my ring light.
589
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,795
I'm about to be on
IG Live all day.
590
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,046
Yes! Hey!
591
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,215
Melissa: Go, Ava! Go, Ava!
592
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:47,133
Gregory: So it turns
out the only thing worse
593
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,552
than Ava being an
awful principal
594
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,303
is Ava being a good one.
595
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,429
You should have
been there, Janine.
596
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,557
We tried everything
to get her back.
597
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,392
Gregory even flexed his muscles.
598
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:56,935
You flexed?
599
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,687
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
600
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,147
Well, did you guys try just
playing "Back That Azz Up"?
601
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,190
Because that...
602
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,067
[ Gasps ] How did
you know to do that?
603
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,152
Wow. You really are
district material.
604
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,321
Oh, stop.
605
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,240
Oh! Um...
606
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:13,493
So, Manny offered me a
fellowship at the district.
607
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,245
And I'm like 80/20 on doing it.
608
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,413
So you'd leave Abbott?
609
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,123
Well, yeah, but not permanently.
610
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,084
Well, I am happy for you.
And jealous. And sad.
611
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,503
I'm emotional, which
calls for shots.
612
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,297
Can you see about my
cheese fries, please?
613
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,133
Uh, wow. Well, congrats.
614
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:29,467
Mm!
615
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:30,802
But I haven't made
my mind up yet.
616
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,387
Just haven't decided.
617
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,121
Look. You'd be perfect for it.
618
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,019
What?
619
00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,021
What? What? You...
620
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,356
Uh, no, it's great.
It really is.
621
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,443
It's just it'd be weird,
you not being at Abbott.
622
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,111
Yeah. It's... It's a
fantastic opportunity.
623
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,613
Mm-hmm. But I don't know.
624
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,531
When I think of
Abbott, I think of you,
625
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,849
and when I think of
you, I think of Abbott.
626
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,581
Yeah. No, I know.
627
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:02,083
And I'm gonna miss my students.
628
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,587
I'm gonna miss... my classroom.
629
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,155
I'm gonna miss knocking
on that wall to chat.
630
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,868
I'm gonna miss that, too.
631
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,666
You're really gonna leave us?
632
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:29,259
[ Indistinct conversations ]
633
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,823
Happy Career Day, Ava.
634
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,076
There's no such thing
as a happy career.
635
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,453
To work is to lose in life.
636
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,020
Good to have her back.
637
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,049
Oh, no. No, no, no. You
haven't missed anything.
638
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,009
Nothing is weird with Gregory.
639
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,136
I basically just decided to
go work with the district,
640
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,805
and, you know, Gregory
and I are good.
641
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,264
Me and Janine?
642
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,184
Yeah, no, w-we're fine. It's...
643
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,353
It's... It's ju...
It's nothing weird.
644
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,729
Oh, hell yeah, something
weird's going on
645
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,148
between Gregory and Janine.
They ain't tell you?
646
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,818
Well, lucky for y'all, my hidden
cameras picked up everything.
647
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,135
Y'all gonna love this.
648
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,280
- Hey.
- Hey.
649
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,116
That was a fun hang
the other night, right?
650
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,618
It was. I really like
that place. Me too.
651
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:21,663
But you think the camera crew
got home safe, though, right?
652
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,373
I mean, we did tell them
it was a rough area.
653
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,624
Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.
654
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,126
They're probably all
just sick or something.
655
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,752
What are the chances
they all got robbed?
656
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:32,173
[ Laughs ]
657
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,884
Hey, so, I was thinking
about the field trip
658
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,178
from last year to the
museum... Okay, uh-huh.
659
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,305
And particularly the part
660
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:43,226
where you told me that
you had feelings for me.
661
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,521
And I had some, too, I guess.
662
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,734
And I basically still
have those feelings.
663
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,736
I realized it at the bar.
664
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,320
Yeah?
665
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,115
So I don't know. I
was wondering if maybe
666
00:25:57,139 --> 00:26:01,745
what if now, we could try
to explore that, try to...
667
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:03,121
I don't know.
668
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,790
[ Chuckles ] Uh...
669
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,793
Wow. Um...
670
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,920
Definitely didn't
see that coming.
671
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,048
I know. [ Chuckles ] Me either.
672
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,300
Uh...
673
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:19,137
Honestly, Janine, in my mind,
674
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,663
I had kind of put
a period on that.
675
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,603
Out of respect, you know? Yeah.
676
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,897
It just... I-It
seem... [ Sighs ]
677
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,565
I mentally moved on,
678
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,567
and it seemed like
that was kind of the
679
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,527
the right thing to do, so I did.
680
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,613
Mm-hmm, right. I mean,
just so you know,
681
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,823
I wasn't saying
we should never...
682
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:42,535
Okay, yeah, no,
but, like, you know
683
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,579
even with you changing
your mind right now,
684
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,082
it just feels like
it would be safer...
685
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:50,168
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
For both of us if
686
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,086
we were just friends.
687
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,422
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Mm-hmm, definitely.
688
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,758
You know? 'Cause I really
value what we have.
689
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:58,343
So do I. And I don't
want this to get all...
690
00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,803
Yeah. You know what I mean?
691
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,721
I get it. I really do.
I understand. Okay.
692
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,140
Safer is better. Safe is great.
693
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,541
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
694
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,812
[ Keyboard clacks ]
695
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,647
Look at Janine's face.
696
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,398
[ Laughs ]
697
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,091
She mad.
698
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,488
Janine: Good morning, everyone.
699
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:19,239
We are so excited. And
let me just tell you.
700
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:19,990
This isn't your
mother's Career Day.
701
00:27:20,014 --> 00:27:21,282
No, it's not! Yeah.
702
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,367
Though we're sure
all your mothers
703
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,827
have vibrant
professional careers.
704
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,370
Yeah, if they so choose.
705
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,664
Uh, the main goal
of this fellowship
706
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,833
is piloting new
programs and initiatives
707
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,501
for the entire district.
708
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:33,336
Which is why I've spent
the last four months
709
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,463
making sure that
Career Day is a fresh
710
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,508
and impactful experience
for students, staff,
711
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,051
and professionals all
over this great city.
712
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,427
- All over.
- It's major.
713
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,388
- Yeah!
- Connections will be made.
714
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,764
- Mm-hmm.
- Dreams will be born.
715
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,474
- Wow!
- Janines will be quiet?
716
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,393
Janine: Okay. Um...
717
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:51,646
So, for you, Mrs. Murphy,
an anesthesiologist.
718
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,691
For Mrs. Howard, a
licensed cosmetologist.
719
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,317
- Ohh!
- Lovely.
720
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,862
Cosmetology is quite
lucrative these days. Mm-hmm.
721
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:01,322
Um, a zoologist for
my class... Sorry.
722
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,116
I mean, the substitute...
Ms. Lee's class.
723
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,451
I don't like animals.
724
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,705
Well, the students
will love it, uh, so...
725
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,291
Ms. Schemmenti, we have a
marketing professional...
726
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:13,459
Boo... From the
Philadelphia Eagles.
727
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,337
Yes! Hell yes! [ Laughter ]
728
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,381
What about me? Tell me I got
him. Please, please, please.
729
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,593
Yes, Jacob. As requested,
you have Mr. Johnson.
730
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,888
Yes! Oh! He's had, like,
every job under the sun.
731
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:27,098
Very useful in
today's gig economy.
732
00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:30,059
Oh, the places we'll go.
733
00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,605
Um, and for Mr. Eddie,
734
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,608
you'll have a botanist
from the Longwood Gardens.
735
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,401
Cool. Thank you, Ms. Teagues.
736
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:40,778
Welcome. Okay.
737
00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,280
Barbara: Hey, Gary.
738
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,407
I thought you restocked the
vending machines yesterday.
739
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,910
Oh, I'm here to dispense
more than just high sodium.
740
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:51,205
Yeah, he's here for Career
Day. This man has got a 401(k).
741
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,791
It's all in quarters,
but, hey, money's money!
742
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:55,376
Yeah.
743
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,545
I'm really loving Career
Day, though. Mm-hmm.
744
00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,965
I'm hoping that cosmetologist
will do my nails also.
745
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,635
Oh, maybe she could
do your nails, too.
746
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,012
You never know when you're
gonna need a ring photo.
747
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,597
[ Laughs ]
748
00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:10,266
I'm just teasing. Just teasing.
749
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,101
Okay. Yeah, I know.
750
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,437
'Cause you love to make
these little jokes.
751
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,315
But, uh, yeah, just checking
in that we're on the same page
752
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,858
'cause, like, Gary, you know
753
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,610
I don't want to get
married again, right? Hm.
754
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,403
Like, I did it before. I
don't want to do it again.
755
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,405
Yeah. I got ya. Okay. Okay.
756
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,407
Just 'cause I want us
to be clear, alright?
757
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,368
Mm-hmm. So it would take, like,
758
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:29,953
a miracle for me to want
to get hitched again.
759
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:30,954
Alright. Okay.
760
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,163
I get it. Alright.
761
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,374
Like, an absolute
freakin' miracle!
762
00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:36,042
Thank you all so
much for coming.
763
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,252
It means a lot to the
kids to be able to see
764
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,380
all the different
career possibilities.
765
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,674
We cannot pay you enough.
You're paying us nothing.
766
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:45,635
And I assure you that any
amount would not be enough.
767
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:47,679
Ooh! I can't believe
it's finally here.
768
00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,806
All these weeks of
work for one day.
769
00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,099
I can't blow this.
770
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,642
[ Sighs ] If I mess this up,
771
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:53,768
the district won't let
me pitch anything else.
772
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,395
That's right.
773
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:56,980
Yeah, I tanked the roll out
for electric school buses,
774
00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,606
and I haven't been allowed
to speak in meetings since.
775
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,149
It's gonna be great.
776
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,402
Okay. This is you.
777
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:03,903
Hey.
778
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,613
Hi.
779
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,573
Right. Oh. Pbht.
780
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,784
And this just gets
harder and harder
781
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,953
because they go crazy for me.
782
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,520
Hey, guys!
783
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,127
They get tired after lunch.
784
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,920
It's 8:30. Is it?
785
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,214
I don't think it...
786
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,174
I see why they're being weird.
787
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,552
She put the date on the bottom
of the board instead of the top.
788
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,369
Classic mistake. Let me just...
789
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,515
What do you think you're doing?
790
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,559
Oh, I was gonna put the date
at the top of the board.
791
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,729
I like my dates at the
bottom. And I like to fight.
792
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,313
Oh.
793
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,858
Territorial behavior.
Pretty common in the wild.
794
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,110
Yes. You see that in the
kingdom all the time.
795
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,820
Now, let's see those cheetahs.
796
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,156
I did not bring any cheetahs.
797
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,283
Okay. Let's see a cheetah.
798
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,784
I brought a fake sloth.
799
00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,286
Really? That's what you brought?
800
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,913
So, what I do is make a little
palm tree on the forehead,
801
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,415
then a straight
line down my nose,
802
00:30:57,439 --> 00:30:59,167
all the way to the
cupid's bow area.
803
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,543
Mrs. Howard, if
you're interested,
804
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,463
you can find my tutorials
on Instagram and TikTok.
805
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:07,091
No. I've been doing my makeup
now for well over 30 years.
806
00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:10,011
And you look fantastic, but
maybe some face contouring
807
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:12,055
and some under painting could
take you to the next level.
808
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,223
Maybe that would be alright.
809
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:17,477
When you put these two kinds
of fruit trees close together,
810
00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,645
that can lead to...
Cross-pollination!
811
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:22,899
Sorry. I was, um...
just trying to help.
812
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,358
You know, this summer, I...
813
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,110
Worked with the Orioles
grounds crew. Yeah.
814
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,905
You mentioned it. Several times.
815
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,948
Were you the guy that got
caught under the tarp?
816
00:31:30,972 --> 00:31:34,285
[ Students laughing ]
817
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,288
Kentucky bluegrass
is slippery. Ah.
818
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,624
Well, at this point in my story,
you may be asking yourself,
819
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,834
"How did you get elected
to the state senate?"
820
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,878
Yes. I was asking myself that.
821
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,755
Well, it's real simple.
822
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,509
You see, the incumbent passed
away right before the election.
823
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,386
Everybody would just vote for
him when they saw his name.
824
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:56,599
Just so happens that this man's
name was also Mr. Johnson.
825
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,644
I got myself on the ballot,
and the rest is history.
826
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:03,481
Anyway, I served three terms,
and we won the Cold War.
827
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,984
So, then I come over here
and I create a hyperlink,
828
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,946
which I then put in an e-mail
829
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:14,742
that I... blast to
our platinum members.
830
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,120
And the comes the
fun part. We wait.
831
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,705
This guy does not
look like an Eagle.
832
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,374
Melissa: Hey. Pipe down.
833
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,126
He could be a punter if
he wanted to. Go ahead.
834
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,919
Thank you. No, that...
You know, that's okay.
835
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,379
It happens all the time.
836
00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,215
That's why I've
arranged a special guest
837
00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:31,008
to come say hi to everyone.
838
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:33,177
I think you might
like him more than me.
839
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,762
Well, I mean, if we
start a database,
840
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,347
then there's no reason
not to do Career Day
841
00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,890
in every school across the city.
842
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:39,517
And if we're short
on volunteers,
843
00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:41,561
we can get vocational schools to
send students over for credit.
844
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,396
That is brilliant.
Zoologist: Hey!
845
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,315
Why did you invite me here just
to speak to an empty classroom?
846
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,109
All the kids left.
The teacher left.
847
00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,694
I just brought my fake
sloth for nothing?
848
00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,320
- What?
- Yeah.
849
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,865
- Whoa, whoa!
- Hey, guys! No running!
850
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:56,492
Hey, no running! Guys!
Ava, what is going on?!
851
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,661
The world's finest starting
quarterback is here!
852
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:01,372
Everybody move! What?
853
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:05,293
Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse
me, excuse me. S-Sorry.
854
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:07,753
Oh, my God.
855
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,505
Hey, little girl.
856
00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:10,840
Look at you all dressed
up for Career Day.
857
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:14,385
[ Laughter ]
858
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,911
Good one, Jalen Hurts. Heh.
859
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:20,766
Melissa. How is Jalen Hurts
on your screen right now?
860
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:23,102
Because sometimes God
has favorites, Janine.
861
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:24,562
America's sweetheart is here
862
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,814
thanks to that boat
shoe-wearing hero over there!
863
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,108
It's an absolute
freakin' miracle!
864
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,360
Do we get to talk to Jalen, too?
865
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,946
Oh. No, kids. I don't
think Jalen Hurts
866
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,823
is gonna be able to stay.
867
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,450
Career Day blows!
868
00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,660
This makes me want
to never work.
869
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,204
Alright. That's dramatic.
870
00:33:41,228 --> 00:33:42,747
Dang it, Eagles marketing guy.
871
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,749
Why'd you have to
go above and beyond?
872
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,067
Why couldn't you just bring
Eagles pencils or something?
873
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,714
J, since we only have but
so much time together,
874
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,883
uh, I was wondering
875
00:33:53,907 --> 00:33:55,509
what do you dream
about at night?
876
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:58,471
That I'm the prince of the
Underwater Kingdom of Atlantis.
877
00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,497
[ Giggling ]
878
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,185
Hey.
879
00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,294
I got a crazy favor to ask you.
880
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,983
I got it. I got it.
Let's call an audible.
881
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,277
We'll get the video link
set up in every classroom,
882
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:16,030
then we'll take the kids back to
the rooms with their teachers.
883
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,615
We get Jalen to talk
to everybody at once.
884
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,075
And we've got eight
charged iPads now,
885
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,368
so that shouldn't be a problem.
886
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,869
Now, that's a great play!
887
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,995
Ready for kickoff.
888
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,580
Oh, my gosh.
"District" on three?
889
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,041
- Absolutely.
- Okay. One, two, three!
890
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,668
All: District! Ava: Nerds!
891
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,878
Mnh. Janine: Okay.
892
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,173
People around you and have
fun with them, as well.
893
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,676
Hey! Jalen, um, you might
remember me from earlier.
894
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,427
Janine Teagues
from the district.
895
00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:40,012
Do you think you can
give us like 10 minutes
896
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,514
so we can put you
in every classroom?
897
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,182
For the kids, I got all
the time in the world,
898
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:44,642
as long as it's wrapped
up in 10 minutes.
899
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,060
I gotta get to
practice. Thank you!
900
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,813
Your face is
incredible! Excuse me.
901
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,856
Oh, my gosh. That
could've been a mess.
902
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,817
But we found a solution.
903
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,819
No kids or professionals
feel left out,
904
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,612
and Jalen meets every
class. [ Students cheer ]
905
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,364
Efficient after all.
906
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:01,033
As the gworls say, "I ate that."
907
00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,785
I consumed it!
908
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,245
Jalen: Thank you to
everyone who took the time
909
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,746
out of their day to be here.
910
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,416
After football, I have
to start another career,
911
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,042
so I wish I had been there
912
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,627
to hear the other
professionals talk.
913
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,463
Now, before I go,
there's a special someone
914
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,674
who wants to propose
915
00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:19,302
because...
916
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,554
"This love feels
like the first down,"
917
00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,973
and he wants to be in the
end zone of your heart.
918
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,642
"Let's touch down on
our future together."
919
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,728
Is Jalen Hurts proposing to me?
920
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:29,961
I don't think so.
921
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:34,066
You said it would
take a miracle.
922
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,402
And there's no clearer
sign than me being able
923
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:39,780
to get Jalen Hurts to
be part of the proposal.
924
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,074
So I'm throwing a Hail Mary.
925
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:46,162
Melissa Ann Caterina Schemmenti
926
00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,080
will you marry me?
927
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,189
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
928
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:53,878
[ Crying ] No.
929
00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,838
[ Students groan ]
930
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,073
Damn! They usually say yes.
931
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,054
Babe. Why not?
932
00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:05,640
Hey, man. You're
late for practice.
933
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,099
Dude, what's happening?
934
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,393
He just asked me to
ask her to marry him.
935
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,354
And she said no.
Another proposal?
936
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,564
Jalen, you've gotta say
no to this kind of stuff.
937
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,358
Boundaries.
938
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,276
You know my boundary's
porous as hell.
939
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,153
I-I really thought
we had a great thing.
940
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,614
It has been great.
Really. It has.
941
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,032
But I just...
942
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,159
Gar, I don't want to
get married again.
943
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,662
And I told you
this. Like, a lot.
944
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,956
I know. I... I... I just thought
945
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,459
if the perfect moment
ever came around.
946
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,504
And then suddenly, Jalen
freakin' Hurts is...
947
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,589
Melissa: Oh, my God. Gary:
Talking to your class. I mean...
948
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,716
Hey, guys. I think maybe
you should take this outside
949
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,635
because everyone is watching,
and I don't think you want that.
950
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,595
Yeah. Okay, class, uh...
951
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,806
Ms. Schemmenti's gonna
step outside for a sec.
952
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,682
Guys, watch 'em, okay?
953
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,601
Oh, you guys don't
have to do that.
954
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,853
Heads down, thumbs up.
Time to play seven up!
955
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,647
They actually listened.
956
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,357
Have you ever
considered teaching?
957
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,484
Uh... y'all hiring?
958
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:00,069
I mostly work on Sundays.
959
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:01,904
[ Laughs ]
960
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,972
That's really funny.
961
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,497
So, what do we do now?
962
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,332
You really want to get married?
963
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,126
I really want to get married.
964
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,503
And you deserve that.
965
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:20,339
But, Gar, I'm never
getting married again.
966
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,716
I... I-I don't need
to be convinced.
967
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,301
This is my truth.
968
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:28,681
Maybe the best
thing for both of us
969
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,267
is not each other.
970
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,728
So.
971
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,044
We're breaking up?
972
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,591
I hate to say it,
but I think so.
973
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:49,184
I'm okay. I'll be alright.
974
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:54,373
Even though I feel
like a zero right now.
975
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,065
Well, honey, you're not a zero.
976
00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,336
You're a Philly 11.
977
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,361
[ Laughs ]
978
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,105
So the bald guy was
on his knee, right?
979
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,483
And Ms. Schemmenti's
like, "Not today."
980
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,444
Shh, shh. She's back.
She's back. Sit down.
981
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:26,780
We just wanna say, we think
it's cool you trusted your gut.
982
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,824
You're cold, but you're bold.
983
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,285
And as a man with an
all-woman management team,
984
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,828
I support a woman's
right to stand up
985
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,872
for what she wants
or doesn't want.
986
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,540
[ Sighs, sniffles ]
987
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:38,626
Get to practice, you guys.
988
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,752
Alright, now.
989
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,337
Bye, Jalen Hurts.
990
00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:44,215
I mean, it could've
been worse, right?
991
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,635
I think now we know. We... We
lay some ground rules, right?
992
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:51,096
No football players. No
football at all, to be safe.
993
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,140
No proposals. What
are you doing in here?
994
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,727
Oh. Um, Ava hasn't given
me any office space.
995
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,354
Well, this is my mop's office,
996
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:02,107
and we're about to have
an important meeting.
997
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,943
Yes! That's... Hey, guys.
998
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:05,653
I am so sorry about that.
999
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,780
Sorry about what?
That was a mess.
1000
00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,073
It wasn't streamlined at all.
1001
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,449
I know that's the
key to the district
1002
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:11,951
picking up these
things. I mean...
1003
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,828
Uh, Jalen Hurts was
here. [ Laughter ]
1004
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,663
That alone makes
this event a success.
1005
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,540
The kids loved it.
1006
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,834
Anybody can execute under
perfect circumstances.
1007
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,211
You know how to improvise.
1008
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,172
Well, I do watch a lot of
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
1009
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,132
It's usually Wayne Brady's.
1010
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,134
Right?! I know!
1011
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:31,470
[ Laughter ]
1012
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,181
Ooh! This look is a
slay, Mrs. Howard.
1013
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,183
It's giving grade-A baddie.
1014
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:40,104
Well, period to that.
1015
00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:42,439
I could never do this
on my own every day,
1016
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:45,359
but it's nice to see
what I could look like.
1017
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,777
Thank you.
1018
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,113
Ohh.
1019
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:50,573
Oh.
1020
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:53,826
Gerald, honey, grab your gators
1021
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:57,979
'cause we are going out tonight
'cause Mama looks good, baby.
1022
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:02,626
[ Bell rings ]
1023
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,611
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1024
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:09,490
Ms. Lee: Okay. Let's keep
some order. That'll be it.
1025
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:19,476
Gregory: Okay. Really think about
the career you want to pursue.
1026
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,938
Also remember, superhero...
not really a career.
1027
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,189
[ Knock on door ]
1028
00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,316
Janine: Hey.
1029
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,900
Hey. Hey.
1030
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:29,153
Uh, how do you feel about
your first Career Day?
1031
00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:32,573
Oh. You know, it was...
it was actually good.
1032
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:33,908
The kids loved it.
1033
00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,534
Well, you should feel
really great about it.
1034
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,536
And that botanist that
you brought in taught me
1035
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,122
how to use borage as a cover
crop to improve the soil.
1036
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,732
We're about to have some of
the richest radishes in Philly.
1037
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:47,046
I'm sorry. You... You
just are the only person
1038
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,423
I know that gets this
excited about radishes.
1039
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,050
Well, it's one of the
only foods that I love.
1040
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,259
It's dry, bitter. Bitter, yeah.
1041
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,636
It's, like, perfect.
1042
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,845
Yeah, I know. [ Laughs ]
1043
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,037
Your fave.
1044
00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,790
I miss this.
1045
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,062
Just chatting about our days.
1046
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,396
It's...
1047
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:08,108
Oh, my God. Me too. So much.
1048
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,110
Like, anytime
anything happens here,
1049
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,487
I want to tell you about it.
1050
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:12,863
Really? Yes!
1051
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,698
Like, earlier with
Melissa and Gary? Yeah.
1052
00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:16,784
She said no to him in
front of the Eagles?
1053
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,744
I just wanted to
tell you immediately.
1054
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,580
Wow. That's... Okay.
1055
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,707
Yeah, 'cause the
vibes were just off.
1056
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,501
Yeah, it was weird.
1057
00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,986
I was kind of just
giving you your space.
1058
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:32,174
I noticed that.
1059
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,866
Why?
1060
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:39,956
Well, I thought our conversation
was the reason why you left.
1061
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,603
Oh, my God. N-No.
1062
00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,397
No, no, no, no.
1063
00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:49,692
I really respected
what you said.
1064
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:53,278
I only left because I wanted to
try working for the district.
1065
00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:54,637
That was it.
1066
00:41:58,099 --> 00:42:00,202
Well, that's good to hear.
1067
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,269
Okay.
1068
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:05,231
So, I heard you got
caught under a tarp?
1069
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,004
What, do you have, like,
a Google alert for me?
1070
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,090
No, I have a Google alert for
humiliating tarp incidents.
1071
00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,700
Hmm. Don't you have a lot of
work to do at the district?
1072
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:21,724
Mr. Johnson: Right when I
thought I was finally a made man,
1073
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:22,933
they had the audacity
to try and whack me!
1074
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,393
Can you believe that?
1075
00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:26,353
So after making short
work of those goons,
1076
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,314
I left Sicily, officially
became an American citizen,
1077
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,816
and landed here.
1078
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,568
I tried about 400 careers
1079
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:36,238
until I picked up this
mop and never looked back.
1080
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,866
I still can't look at
tortellini the same.
1081
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:42,578
Anyway, janitorial work
is self-explanatory.
1082
00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,748
You've seen me around.
You know what I do.
1083
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:47,124
Jacob: Ohh...
1084
00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:49,460
[ Cheers and applause ]
1085
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,794
Jacob: Yeah! Whoo!
1086
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,695
[ Cheers and applause ]
1087
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,703
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