All language subtitles for rrrrrr212

YOU DON'T OWN THE WORLD,
BUTT FACE.

IT'S MY ROOM, TOO!

JUST WAIT TILL
MOM GETS HOME.

Becky: I'M
TREMBLING, DARLENE!

HEY!

WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA
KICKING ME OUT

OF MY OWN ROOM,

AT LEAST GIVE ME
MY SWEATSHIRT AND SNEAKERS.

HERE!

AND MY BASKETBALL.

HERE!

QUIT YELLING!
I'M WATCHING GERALDO!

YOU SHUT UP!

OW!

YOU'RE SUCH A BABY.

DAD, YOU'RE HOME!

YEAH, SO ARE YOU!

DAD, DARLENE THREW
A SNEAKER AT ME.

DARLENE, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

I KNOW. I MISSED HIM.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE
RUSHED THE THROW.

LOOK AT THIS MESS.

YOU BETTER GET THAT
PICKED UP BEFORE YOUR MOM GETS HOME.

WHERE AM I GONNA PUT IT?
I CAN'T GET IN MY ROOM.

WHY NOT?

THE QUEEN
OF THE UNIVERSE LOCKED ME OUT.

BECKY, OPEN THAT DOOR.

AND BEFORE
SHE LOCKED ME OUT,

SHE PUSHED ME
OUT OF THE ROOM.

I MEAN, IF I WASN'T
SO ATHLETICALLY GIFTED,

I MIGHT HAVE FALLEN
DOWN THE STAIRS.

HI, DAD. BYE, DAD.

WHERE YOU GOING?
OUT.

HEY, YOU BE HOME
IN TIME FOR SUPPER!

I THOUGHT
SHE WAS GROUNDED.

DARLENE, NOW YOU
GOT YOUR ROOM BACK.

NOW CLEAN THIS UP.

HI, BABE.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

GREAT.

SOME KID CALLED ME SIR.

I TOLD MY BOSS

IT'S NOT MY NIGHT.

IT'S BECKY'S NIGHT.

SHALL I CALL HER?

YEAH, GET HER DOWN HERE.

BECKY!

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

SHE'S OUT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SHE'S OUT?

AS IN NOT HOME.

DERIVED FROM THE ENGLISH
WORDS "AT THE MALL."

I TOLD HER TO
BE HOME BY SUPPER.

YOU LET HER GO?
SHE'S GROUNDED, DAN.

SHE IS?

YEAH.

WELL, I GUESS
I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY.

IT'S NOT FUNNY.

NO KIDDING.

SHE LOCKED ME
OUT OF MY ROOM.

WELL, SHE IS
ONLY HUMAN.

AND PRACTICALLY THREW ME
DOWN THE STAIRS.

SEE, THAT'S WHY
SHE'S GROUNDED--

'CAUSE SHE'S
ACTING AWFUL,

AND HER ATTITUDE
STINKS.

PLUS, SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE

TO SET THE TABLE,

AND IT IS HER NIGHT.

BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT.

BECAUSE, HEY,

WHATEVER'S GOOD
FOR MY FAMILY

IS GOOD FOR ME.

JUST SET THE TABLE,
DARLENE.

SUCK UP.

IT'S 20 TO 7:00, DAN.

UH-HUH.

SAY, IS THERE ANY
OF THAT, UM, BREAD?

YES, THERE IS.

IS THAT YOUR SUBTLE WAY

OF ASKING ME
TO BRING YOU THE BREAD?

SORRY, BABE. DIDN'T
MEAN TO BE SUBTLE.

MOM, YOU HAVE ANY MILK?

NOT ANYMORE, BUT THERE'S
SOME IN THE FRIDGE.

NICE, ELSIE.

WHY, IF IT ISN'T
BECKY CONNER,

LONG-LOST DAUGHTER
OF DAN AND ROSEANNE CONNER.

HA HA.

SO KIND OF YOU
TO JOIN US.

IS THIS SUPPOSED
TO BE DINNER?

NO, THIS IS
THE COCKTAIL HOUR BEFORE DINNER.

THESE BEANS ARE TOTALLY
LIFELESS, MOTHER.

IF YOU'D STEAM THEM
INSTEAD OF BOILING THEM,

THEY MIGHT BE EDIBLE.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?
NO.

WHERE WERE YOU, BECKY?

HANGING OUT.

CHICKEN.

COMING AT YOU.

WELL, YOU WEREN'T
HANGING OUT HERE,

WHICH IS WHERE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HANGING OUT

'CAUSE YOU'RE GROUNDED,
REMEMBER?

LET'S SEE WHAT SHE'LL
COME UP WITH NOW. HA HA!

I FORGOT, OK?

I'M SORRY.

HEY, HOW ABOUT LOSING
THE ATTITUDE, HUH?

NOW, I ASKED YOU
WHERE YOU WERE, AND I WANT AN ANSWER.

MOM'S WAITING, REBECCA.

BUTT OUT, DARLENE.

ANY ANSWER.

COME ON, LIE TO ME.

DO YOU HAVE
TO KNOW WHERE I AM EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE?

YES.

I WAS AT THE MALL, OK?

I GOT OFF THE BUS,

WALKED DIRECTLY
INTO RODBELL'S,

WHERE I MET
DIANE AND SAMMI.

WE 3 STOOD NEAR
THE ENTRANCE TO THEATERS,

GOOFED ON SOME MALL COP
NAMED RENALDO,

SPLIT SOME FRIES,

AND CAME HOME.

IS THAT SPECIFIC ENOUGH?

WHO PAID
FOR THE FRIES?

NOW WATCH ME
BE SPECIFIC.

THANKS TO THAT NASTY,
SNOTTY ATTITUDE OF YOURS,

YOU GET TO SPEND ANOTHER

7 FUN-FILLED DAYS AND NIGHTS

ON THE SECOND FLOOR
OF 714 DELAWARE STREET.

YES.

YOU ARE NOT GONNA
GROUND ME FOR ANOTHER--

YOU WANT TO
PUSH IT FOR 2? YOU'RE SO WEAK.

HEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO YOU LATELY--

HEY, I DON'T
WANT TO HEAR IT.

HEY! YOU APOLOGIZE
TO YOUR MOTHER.

YOU'RE BEING
TOTALLY UNFAIR

JUST 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO EAT YOUR STINKIN' BEANS!

WRONG. I AM BEING
TOTALLY UNFAIR

BECAUSE THAT IS MY JOB!

NOW YOU SIT DOWN
AND HAVE A NICE DINNER WITH YOUR FAMILY.

I HATE YOU.
HEY!

I SAY DISOWN HER.

HEY, GEEKY, WHY ARE YOU
IN SUCH A MOOD?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

YEAH, WELL,
IT'S GETTING OLD.

DARLENE,
WHO ASKED YOU?

NO ONE ASKED ME.

I'M TELLING YOU.

YOU'RE REALLY HURTING
MOM'S FEELINGS, BECKY.

NEXT TIME
YOU SOUND OFF AT HER,

I'M GONNA
PUNCH YOUR FACE IN.

WHATEVER.

COME ON, PUDGE.

I'LL HIT YOU 3 TIMES

BEFORE YOU
EVEN TOUCH ME.

GO TO BED.

I DON'T WANT
TO GO TO BED.

DARLENE, GIVE ME
BACK MY COVERS.

WHAT COVERS?

OW! OW! OW!

YOU REALLY THINK
MOM'S UPSET?

YOU KNOW SHE IS.

GOOD.
SHE DESERVES IT.

FOR WHAT, BUTT NOSE?

FOR TREATING ME
ALL THE TIME LIKE I'M A LITTLE KID.

I MEAN, SHE TREATS ME
LIKE I'M YOUR AGE.

YEAH, BUT AT LEAST
SHE LETS ME GO OUT.

YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE GOING

AND WHAT TIME
YOU'LL BE BACK.

I MEAN, DON'T YOU
EVER GET SICK OF THAT?

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
BEING SO MEAN?

I'M JUST TIRED OF HER
RUNNING MY LIFE FOR ME.

DARLENE, I'M PACKING YOU
TURKEY WITH NO MAYO,

EXACTLY AS REQUESTED,

AND I EXPECT YOU
TO EAT IT.

BECKY, WE GOT
BACON HERE.

I ALWAYS EAT MY LUNCH.

I DO EVERYTHING
MY MOMMY SAYS.

I NEED SNACK MONEY.

OH, YEAH, I NEED MONEY
FOR A NEW BUS CARD.

HOW ABOUT YOU, BECKY?

I'M GIVING OUT
CASH HERE.

YOU NEED SOME?

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS ASK.

OH, SOMEBODY'S
STILL MAD AT ME.

NOT ME.

NO.

SO BECKY...

GUESS YOU WON'T BE
GOING OUT WITH JIMMY THIS WEEKEND.

SHUT UP, DARLENE.
OW!

HEY, DARLENE,
KNOCK IT OFF AND GO TO SCHOOL.

IT'S OK. I'M SURE
THERE ARE PLENTY OF GIRLS

WHO WILL BE HAPPY
TO GO OUT WITH HIM.

MAYBE EVEN
A HOT-LOOKING SENIOR

WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

IS THERE COFFEE?

YEAH.

BECKY, WOULD YOU
LIKE MORE JUICE?

HEY, PRINCESS.

OH, SHE'S
NOT TALKING, DAN.

IS THAT RIGHT?

GOOD MORNING, DAD.

OH, I STAND CORRECTED.

SHE'S NOT
TALKING TO ME.

LOOKS LIKE.

SHE'S MAD AT ME.

LOOKS LIKE.

CAN I HAVE
MY ALLOWANCE?

IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE
YOU ON THE PAYROLL.

THANKS.

BECKY, YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS SILENT TREATMENT

DOES TO ME, DON'T YOU?

IT JUST MAKES ME
WANT TO TALK MORE.

IN FACT, IT MAKES ME
WANT TO TALK CONSTANTLY

UNTIL YOU HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT TO--

SHE'S COMING AROUND.

LOOKS LIKE.

I WANT TO THANK YOU, DAN,

FOR LETTING HER GO OUT
AFTER I GROUNDED HER.

THAT WAY, I'M THE BAD GUY,

AND YOU GET TO BE
THE HERO AGAIN.

AW, COME ON, ROSEANNE.

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO
GET A RISE OUT OF YOU. IGNORE IT.

SHE'S BEEN TRYING
TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME FOR THE PAST MONTH.

WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

DAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

SHE'S HARDLY EVER HOME,
AND WHEN SHE IS,

SHE'S LOCKED UP
IN HER ROOM.

SHE ONLY COMES DOWN
TO YAK ON THE PHONE

OR TO GIVE ME GRIEF.

GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST.

SHE'S ACTING
LIKE A 14-YEAR-OLD.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
GOING THROUGH SOMETHING,

AND SHE'S NOT EVEN
TALKING ABOUT IT.

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TRY BACKING OFF A LITTLE BIT?

WELL, MAYBE
I CAN PUMP DARLENE FOR SOME INFORMATION

WHEN SHE COMES HOME
FROM SCHOOL TODAY.

OH, MY GOD.

MY WORST FEARS HAVE
FINALLY COME TRUE.

SHE'S TURNED
INTO HER MOTHER.

I HAVE NOT.

AND DON'T YOU EVER
SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN.

OK, BEV.

HEY, HEY,
I MEAN IT.

KIND OF TOUCHY,
AREN'T YOU?

SAY, YOUR MOM'S PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME WAY, ISN'T SHE?

YOU'RE GIVING ME
A HEARTBURN.

I'M SORRY, HONEY.

SAY, DOESN'T YOUR MOM
GET HEARTBURN?

BECKY, I WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.

BECKY, OPEN THIS DOOR.

BECKY?

[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

OPEN THE DOOR.

TURN THAT DOWN, BECKY.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!

BECKY, OPEN THE DOOR!

BECKY, I'M GOING
TO COUNT 5,

AND IF YOU DON'T
OPEN THE DOOR,

I'M GONNA GET
THE SCREWDRIVER AND TAKE IT OFF THE HINGES.

I'M COUNTING NOW.

1...

2...

3...

I'M COUNTING, BECKY.
YOU HEAR ME COUNTING?

4...

4 1/2...

5!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

FINE.

I'M SERIOUS, DAN.

WHERE'S THAT SCREWDRIVER?

ROSEANNE, YOU'RE NOT
TAKING THE DOOR OFF THE HINGES.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.
HEY, I COUNTED TO 5.

WELL, 6 ACTUALLY,
'CAUSE I DID 4 1/2.

WOULD YOU
LISTEN TO YOURSELF?

I'M MORE WORRIED
ABOUT YOU THAN I AM ABOUT BECKY.

WELL, I'M WORRIED
ABOUT ME, TOO.

SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

I TRIED JOKING WITH HER.
I TRIED YELLING AT HER.

I EVEN TRIED
BEING REASONABLE,

BUT SHE STILL WON'T SAY
ONE WORD TO ME.

A REAL BATTLE FOR POWER.

YEAH, AND I'M LOSING.

HEY, YOU'RE NOT TAKING
THAT DOOR OFF.

ALL RIGHT,
THEN YOU GO UP AND YOU TALK TO HER.

THIS IS BETWEEN
YOU AND BECKY.

BRINGING ME INTO IT
IS JUST GONNA MAKE IT SEEM

LIKE I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
WHICH--WHICH I AM.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE NEUTRAL AS USUAL.

DAN SWITZERLAND CONNER.

YOU JUST DON'T
WANT TO GET INVOLVED

BECAUSE SHE STILL THINKS
YOU'RE MR. PERFECT.

DID SHE TELL YOU THAT?

YOU'RE MAKING WAY TOO BIG
A DEAL OUT OF THIS.

YOU WATCH TOO MUCH OPRAH.

WHAT, DO YOU THINK
SHE'S UP IN HER ROOM

HAVING SEX WITH
THE GUYS THAT TAKE DOWN THE TILT-A-WHIRL?

THERE IS OBVIOUSLY
SOMETHING WRONG.

NOW, WHERE IS THAT
DAMN SCREWDRIVER?

IN THE GARAGE.

FINE. YOU GONNA
HELP ME TAKE THAT DOOR OFF OR NOT?

NOT.

GOOD, THEN I'LL
JUST DO IT MYSELF. GOOD.

AND IF YOU CAN'T
DO ANYTHING TO HELP ME

WITH YOUR OWN DAMN KIDS,

THEN I DON'T HAVE ONE THING
LEFT TO SAY TO YOU.

SO, DEEJ...

WHAT DID YOU DO

AFTER YOU GOT
TO TIMMY'S HOUSE?

PLAYED IN HIS BASEMENT.

NOK-HOCKEY?

YEP.

YOU CHEAT?

YEP.

DID YOU BEAT HIM?

YEP.

SEE?

DARLENE, ASK YOUR FATHER

TO PLEASE PASS ME
THE TOAST.

FATHER, WILL YOU
PASS THE TOAST

TO MOTHER, PLEASE?

TELL MOTHER I RECEIVED
HER REQUEST,

AND I'M SHIPPING
THE TOAST OUT ON THE NEXT ARM.

WHY, THERE'S
ONE LEAVING NOW.

D.J.: WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU GOT ME.

MOM, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE'RE PLAYING A GAME.

CAN I PLAY?

NO, YOU'RE TOO MATURE
TO PLAY THIS GAME.

HOW COME
IT'S SO QUIET?

EAT YOUR BREAKFAST.

DAD, CAN I GO MEET
DIANE AFTER BREAKFAST?

DID YOU DO
YOUR CHORES?

MM-HMM.

GEE, DARLENE,

I GUESS YOU'LL
BE DOING THE DISHES

FOR BECKY AGAIN

SINCE SHE'S GOING OUT.

NO WAY!

BECKY, YOU'RE NOT STICKING
ME WITH THE DISHES AGAIN.

SO I'LL DO THEM
WHEN I GET HOME.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
DO THEM BEFORE YOU LEAVE?

'CAUSE I CAN DO THEM
WHEN I GET HOME.

WHAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE?

BECAUSE I SAID SO.

YOU'RE ONLY
MAKING ME DO THEM

BECAUSE SHE
STUCK HER NOSE IN,

AND YOU JUST ALWAYS
DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS.

BECKY, I BELIEVE YOU'RE
MISTAKEN ABOUT THAT.

AH, I CAN SEE THAT ROOM

BECOMING MORE
AND MORE MINE.

YOU ALWAYS
BACK IN TO HER.

EVERYBODY DOES.

BUT I'M NOT
GONNA LET HER. SHE CAN'T CONTROL ME.

OH, YES, I CAN.

I AM YOUR MOTHER,

AND WILL CONTROL YOU
TILL THE DAY YOU DIE.

I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU!

OH, YES, YOU WERE!
JUST THEN, SHE WAS TALKING TO ME. WASN'T SHE, DAN?

YOU TALKING TO ME?

2...3...BOOM!

THAT'S WHEN THE DOOR
WOULD HAVE SLAMMED...

IF WE STILL HAD A DOOR.

STEVE THOUGHT THAT
HAVING JULIA AROUND

WOULD MAKE IT
EASIER ON JOANNE

BECAUSE JOANNE
WORRIES SO MUCH

ABOUT HIM BEING A COP.

BUT THEN,
WHEN HE WAS SEEING THAT SWEDISH CHICK,

SHE NEVER WORRIED
AT ALL

'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW ICY
THOSE NORDIC TYPES ARE.

IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS
DO ALL DAY?

SIT THERE
IN YOUR PATROL CAR

AND DISCUSS YOUR
PERSONAL PROBLEMS?

HE'S MY PARTNER,
ROSEANNE.

HE'S GOING THROUGH
SOME ROUGH STUFF.

STEVE'S VERY TORN.

I WANT MY TAXES BACK.

UH-OH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?

I'M CLEANING.
CLEANING?

YEAH, WHAT DOES IT
LOOK LIKE I'M DOING?

LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE SNOOPING.

THE GIRLS
WILL COME HOME

TO AN ENTIRELY
REORDERED ROOM

AND NEVER QUITE KNOW

IF ANYTHING WAS TOUCHED

BECAUSE CLEARLY,

EVERYTHING WAS TOUCHED.

MOM USED TO DO THAT.

I AM NOT SNOOPING.

I AM CLEANING.

AND I AM NOT...

MOM.

PLANNING ON
CLEANING HER DIARY?

I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT.

ROSEANNE, DON'T YOU--

REMEMBER WHEN MOM
DID THAT TO YOU?

GOOD FOR YOU.

I THOUGHT I HAD
A HANDLE ON MY KIDS,

BUT BECKY'S TURNED
INTO A TOTAL STRANGER.

I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR CLUES, YOU KNOW?

SO SHE'S NOT TALKING
TO YOU. BIG DEAL.

I DIDN'T TALK
TO MOM FOR A MONTH.

YEAH, AND SHE WENT
STARK RAVING MAD.

YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT TOLD ME TO DO IT.

SO, SEE?

BECKY'S NO DIFFERENT
THAN WE WERE.

YES, SHE IS,

AND THE TIMES
WE'RE LIVING IN ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

ANYWAYS, WHAT WOULD
YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? YOU'RE NOT EVEN A MOM.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA QUIT
THROWING THAT UP TO ME?

WHEN YOUR WATER BREAKS.

WILL YOU HELP ME
FLIP THIS ONE?

AHA!

NOW THIS...

THIS IS BECKY'S DIARY.

YOU THINK THAT'S LIKE
THE X-RATED VERSION?

IF SHE'S HAVING
ANY FUN AT ALL, IT IS.

OH, THANK YOU.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GOT WRITTEN IN THERE?

STUFF SHE DOESN'T
WANT YOU TO SEE.

STUFF ABOUT YOU.

STUFF ABOUT SEX.

SAME STUFF YOU USED
TO WRITE IN YOUR DIARY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT I USED TO WRITE IN MY DIARY?

BECAUSE I READ IT.

YOU DID NOT.

I DID, TOO.
AND I QUOTE--

"DEAR LORD,

HELP ME STOP DOING
YOU KNOW WHAT."

WELL, I READ
YOUR DIARY, TOO.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.
OH, I DID SO.

OH, YEAH? SO WHERE
DID I KEEP IT?

IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I READ IT.

YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE I KEPT IT.

AND I DIDN'T JUST READ IT.
MOM READ IT, TOO.

SHE USED TO COME IN THERE
AND READ IT RIGHT OUT LOUD

AND GO, "IS THIS TRUE?
IS THIS TRUE?"

MY SCARLET DIARY?
UH-HUH.

I NEVER HAD
A SCARLET DIARY!

HA HA HA HA!

OW!

SO...

YOU GOING
TO READ IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEN I REALLY
WOULD BE MOM.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

SHE'S 14, ROSEANNE.

14-YEAR-OLDS
ARE VILE, TESTY,

SNARLING,

SECRETIVE BEASTS.

BECKY'S
PERFECTLY NORMAL.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE
HER SOME PRIVACY.

YEAH...

WITH MOM,
NOTHING WAS EVER SECRET.

SHE USED TO
FORCE HER WAY IN,

STEAL INFORMATION,

AND USE IT AGAINST US.

BEVERLYGATE.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS...

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

WELL, HOW DID YOU
GET SO SMART?

READING YOUR DIARY.

CAN I COME IN?

DINNER'S GONNA BE READY
IN A FEW MINUTES.

OK.

WILL YOU GO
SET THE TABLE FOR ME?

I GUESS YOU WANT
TO SIT UP HERE AND TALK TO YOURSELF.

GO.

GOING.

I'LL LEAVE IT OPEN.

I WAS IN HERE DOING
SOME CLEANING TODAY,

AND I CAME
ACROSS YOUR DIARY.

WELL, DIARIES.

I DIDN'T READ IT, THOUGH.

I ALMOST DID,

BUT THEN I THOUGHT,

I DON'T WANT TO VIOLATE
MY KIDS' PRIVACY

THE WAY MY MOM
VIOLATED MINE.

SO I PUT IT BACK
UNDER THE MATTRESS.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT,
A PRIZE?

THANKS, YOU JUST
GAVE ME ONE.

YOU KNOW, I JUST
GUESS I HOPED

THAT ME AND YOU WOULD
HAVE A BETTER RELATIONSHIP

THAN I GOT WITH MY MOM.

SO...

HERE'S MY PEACE OFFERING.

YOU KNOW, I GUESS
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

EVERYTHING
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH,

BUT THEN AGAIN,
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

EVERYTHING I'M
GOING THROUGH, EITHER.

SO...

I'M GIVING YOU
BACK YOUR DOOR

'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY
I'D WANT TO BE TREATED.

SO HERE'S YOUR DOOR.

YOU CAN KEEP IT CLOSED

WHENEVER YOU WANT TO.

AND SOMETIMES,

I HOPE YOU'LL OPEN
IT UP AND LET ME IN.

BUT NO PRESSURE.

Darlene: WE CAN'T
GO TO THE MOVIES

'CAUSE YOU'RE
STILL GROUNDED.

NOT ANYMORE.

MOM LET ME
OFF THE HOOK.

NO WAY.

I GOT OUR DOOR BACK,
DIDN'T I?

AND WE'RE GOING
TO THE MALL.

THE OLD SILENT TREATMENT
REALLY WORKED!

TO PERFECTION.

AUNT JACKIE
IS SO BRILLIANT.

MOM IS NEVER
GOING TO PRY HER WAY

INTO MY LIFE AGAIN.

SHE PROMISED.

WELL, YEAH,
BUT NOW THAT SHE'S DONE HAUNTING YOU,

I MEAN, WHO DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GONNA GO AFTER?

WHAT ABOUT MY LIFE?

TOO BAD.

BUT IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT EASIER FOR YOU

NOW THAT
I'VE BROKEN THROUGH.

I MEAN,
I HAVE GOT MOM

EXACTLY WHERE
I WANT HER.

HI, I WAS JUST CLEANING.

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