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PANTING
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Next.
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Next.
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TRAIN HORN BLARES
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Platform one for the next service
to London Waterloo.
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All aboard, please!
All aboard!
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Oh!
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Oh, let me help you with your...
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Oh, thank you!
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Thank you so much.
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SHE COUGHS
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Oh!
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Fudge?
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Home-made.
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Keep the paper.
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I've chosen a horse.
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Sweet tooth, I see.
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Are you going up to London to study?
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No, my studying days are long gone.
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Luke Obiako Fitzwilliam.
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Soon to be of Whitehall.
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Lavinia Pinkerton.
Pleased to meet you.
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You're Nigerian? I guessed.
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Papa was stationed there.
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Though why anyone would leave
such beauty
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for these dreary shores,
I do not know.
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Won't you miss home?
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Won't home miss you?
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I think I'm here to make home proud.
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Sir William Ossington of
the Colonial Office -
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I was his attache.
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Always said I was wasted in
regional government.
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So, when he was recalled, he asked
for me
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to work for him at Whitehall.
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Whitehall, you say?
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Perhaps you might happen to know
what time Scotland Yard closes?
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It's vital I don't miss them.
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You see, I must get back
to Algernon,
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but I have to report...
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..murder.
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Murder?
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Murder.
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Tommy Pierce, pushed.
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I found him on the parapet.
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Harry Carter, the publican
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down in the next village,
Ashe Bottom, drowned.
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Two murders? Perhaps three.
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If my suspicions are correct.
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But I do know for certain
there'll be more.
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The murderer has a point to make
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and will keep killing
until it's made.
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I must stop them. But if you know
the murderer's identity,
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why not tell the police?
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I tried!
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The village policeman is fine
with lost cats,
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but to listen to an old Auntie
talking mass murder?
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Especially when the suspect
is a respectable person.
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No, not many people do, you know?
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Listen.
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Scotland Yard is my last hope.
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But, Auntie...
LUKE LAUGHS
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..how can someone murder three
people in an English village
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without it being noticed?
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I noticed, my dear.
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And murder is easy
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for a certain type of person.
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TRAIN HORN BLARES
Well, we mustn't miss the race.
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Have you picked a winner?
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I love the Derby, don't you?
Oh...
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STEAM HISSES
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It's absurd to think a grown woman
can't place a bet
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without opprobrium in this day
and age!
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Papa and I did Port Harcourt races
every week.
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He could always spot a winner -
as indeed can I, I believe.
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I've... I've sent my bags ahead.
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Can I...? Can I accompany you
to Scotland Yard.
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No need.
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Whatever happens now,
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someone else knows the truth.
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Someone I can trust, can't I?
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Yes.
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Yes, of course.
Last bets!
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Last bets!
Oh, hurry!
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Last bets, everybody!
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40-1 on Jujube II!
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40-1! Auntie, are you quite sure?
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Perfectly.
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20 guineas on Jujube II.
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And they're lining up now.
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And, er...
Lining up.
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..all this on Never Say Die.
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1954 Epsom Derby.
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On second thought, Jujube II.
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They're coming up rather quickly...
Jujube II.
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All right.
It could be a go first time.
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Starters giving the nod.
He looks happy.
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And they're off first time
to a very good start!
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Extremely good start!
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Moonlight Express coming on
the stand side.
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Then comes Arabian Phoenix
and Never Say Die.
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Dark Corsair is very well placed,
and it's Never Say Die
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from Dark Corsair!
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Arabian Phoenix falling back!
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And here comes Jujube II!
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Jujube II coming on the wide outside
to beat them all!
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50 yards to go!
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Jujube II is going to win it!
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TYRE SCREECH
LOUD CRASH
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Jujube II the winner!
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Here you are, mate.
Take your winnings.
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Officer!
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Officer, erm...
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I know this woman!
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I have... I have her money here!
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See? My name is Luke Obiako
Fitzwilliam.
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That's O-B...
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I...
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My mistake. Never mind.
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Officer, I saw a car.
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MUSIC PLAYS
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A respectable old woman, Jimmy.
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Talking one minute, dead the next.
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While I stood there with her Derby
winnings in my hand!
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Maybe I should find her village,
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pay my respects to her family as the
last person to see her...?
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Very admirable, cousin, but how?
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And what about Whitehall
and your old employer?
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Sir William Ossington.
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Ossington?
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That colonial butcher?
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Heh! Behold the Imperial African!
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Self-colonised, collaborating
with his oppressors!
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Hey, no wonder you sound like
an Englishman.
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He offered me a job.
As what?
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His man Friday?
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SHE TUTS
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I do hope you can type.
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How is your filing?
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As his attache here in London.
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It's a senior diplomatic post.
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There'll be no typing.
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Ngozi! Eh, eh?
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MUSIC PLAYS
PEOPLE CHEER
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But that poor, poor woman.
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Obi, please, I beg.
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Stop talking about this Auntie.
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She was talking of murder!
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Murders in her village.
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She said he'd kill again,
and now she's dead.
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Doesn't that seem...?
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Someone should go there and...
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Let me get this straight,
oh, great black saviour.
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You roll up to some deep bush place
full of homicide...
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And start asking questions about
murder?
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Do you want to be arrested?
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Shouldn't someone at least
return her money?
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Shouldn't someone be in his
own village,
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helping his own people gain
independence back home?
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When were you last home, Miss Ngozi?
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You've been in England "studying"
for years.
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Or perhaps you've become fond
of the climate? Oh...
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Ngozi, the hook only catches
the fish
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with its mouth open.
NGOZI TUTS
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Or perhaps we both owe it
to our people
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to do what's right and
make them proud,
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whether that's back home
in the village
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or somewhere in England?
No!
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No!
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You're not going to any village -
you're going to bed!
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And tomorrow, Whitehall!
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Mm.
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TYRE SCREECH
LOUD CRASHING
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PANTING
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No, that's fine.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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And what did they say?
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Sir William is away.
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Nothing to worry about.
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I have to wait for his letter
before reporting for duties.
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Just a couple of days.
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KEYS JANGLE
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Miss?
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Miss, can you, err...?
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Can you point me to the family
of a Miss Pin...?
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Hurry, or we'll miss the verdict.
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Lacking witnesses to the demise
of Harry Carter, publican
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of The Seven Stars, Ashe Bottom,
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I am dispensing a verdict of death
by drowning
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at Wychwood watermill,
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whilst under the influence
of strong liquor.
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For the avoidance of doubt...
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..an accident.
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Next case.
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Tommy Pierce, window cleaner
of Ashe Bottom.
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Major Horton to the stand!
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COUGHING
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Well, he was larking around
on the balcony balustrade
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at Ashe Manor, East Wing.
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Doing impressions.
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Impressions of whom?
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Well, Lord Whitfield, I believe.
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Well, I shook my fist and carried on
walking with me dogs.
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Didn't see him fall.
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Calling Dr Thomas to the stand.
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The impact of said fall resulted
in the complete bisection
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of C3 and C4.
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He broke his neck.
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Thank you, Dr Thomas.
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Calling Miss Waynflete to the stand.
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So Tommy Pierce had been employed
to clean the windows
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at Ashe Manor.
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Where were you at this time?
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I was working downstairs,
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labelling Lord Whitfield's
Anglo-Saxon goblets.
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I heard his impressions,
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but I didn't see him fall.
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So who found the body?
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Lavinia Pinkerton to the stand!
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Where is she?
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Oh, dear old Pinkerton.
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She's probably looking
after Algernon.
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Not present.
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In which case...
Oh! Oh, blast!
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..with no more witnesses
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and given we have heard ample
evidence of the deceased,
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Thomas Pierce's history
of delinquent
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and foolhardy behaviour,
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I confidently bring this inquest
to a close
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with a verdict of accidental death.
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FOOTSTEPS
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So, you're a journalist?
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That explains it.
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Oh, a rather bad journalist.
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Me? no!
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I thought you might have been.
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Just your averagely observant
secretary.
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I live in Wychwood,
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so there's precious little
to challenge
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my powers of observation.
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Until you arrived.
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Fitzwilliam.
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Er, Luke Fitzwilliam.
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And what brings you to Wychwood,
Er Fitzwilliam?
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Our sparkling society?
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Actually...
Because we haven't any.
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Fresh air and exercise?
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Convalescence?
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Are you an invalid, Mr Fitzwilliam?
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I find myself in excellent health.
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I'm pleased to hear it.
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Though I hope you have a reason
to be here in Wychwood,
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otherwise I am obliged to
inform the authorities.
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What if I'm on a secret mission?
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Blink twice if you're a spy.
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Cultural anthropologist.
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Bless you.
Thank you.
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No. Me.
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I-I am.
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A cultural anthropologist.
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Researching a book.
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Er, Comparing Customs and Folklore
in Rural England and Nigeria.
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I'll be in Wychwood a while,
comparing the local...
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..customs and folklore.
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Hmm.
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Well, satanic rituals are every
third Tuesday of the month.
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LUKE LAUGHS
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Very amusing.
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Er...
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00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,560
Well, a pleasure to have met you,
Miss, er...?
270
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Conway.
271
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,440
Bridget Conway.
272
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DOOR CREAKS
273
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Innkeeper's out.
274
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,000
Thank you.
275
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INDISTINCT COMMENTARY
276
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,280
LAVINIA: The murderer has a point
to make.
277
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,960
I must stop them.
278
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,000
BIRD SCREECHES
279
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,640
LUKE GASPS
280
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
TOMMY SCREAMS
281
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,080
Think you'll find you're
in the wrong place, sir.
282
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,960
His Lordship and the other guests
will be inside the house.
283
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,600
KNOCKING
284
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,440
PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
285
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,320
Lord Whitfield?
286
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,000
I received your very generous
invitation
287
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
and I just wanted to...
Mr Fitzwilliam?
288
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,800
We have never had a cultural
anthropologist for supper,
289
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,880
so we thought we'd have
you for starters.
290
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,560
Mr Fitzwilliam, Lord Whitfield.
Hmm.
291
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,520
My Bridget tells me you are writing
a book on superstitions.
292
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,160
Yes.
293
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,400
Yes.
294
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,680
Similarities between cultures,
the remarkable universality...
295
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,760
Yeah, I've never approved
of superstitions.
296
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,760
Have I, Bridget?
297
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:43,880
Mm...
298
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,160
"Have nothing to do with foolish
and irreverent myths.
299
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,880
"Rather, train yourself
for Godliness" -
300
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,040
Timothy, 4:7.
301
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,800
So, what sort of man are you,
Mr Fitzwilliam?
302
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,360
Old Fashioned?
303
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,000
Dark 'n' Stormy?
304
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,320
A Highball chap, I'd say.
305
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,640
I'll mix you one.
306
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,800
You recall Dr Thomas
from the inquest?
307
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,600
Reverend and Mrs Humbleby.
308
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,000
And their daughter, Rose.
309
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,800
Delighted to meet you, young man.
310
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,520
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
311
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,800
You know, some say the books
are the key to the castle.
312
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,800
And look where they have got you.
313
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,600
From your mud hut...
314
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,240
..to all this.
315
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,760
QUIET LAUGHTER
316
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,480
Thanks.
317
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,200
Dinner is served.
318
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,680
My love? Thank you.
319
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,800
Bridget used to be his secretary.
320
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,160
Now they're engaged.
321
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,520
So romantic.
322
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,040
Come, Rose.
323
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,000
I'm comparing everyday
pagan practices
324
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,560
in a typical English village
to those in Nigeria.
325
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,000
You hear that? "Pagan practices!"
326
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,280
In Wychwood, Reverend Humbleby!
327
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,440
This isn't the Middle Ages,
my Lord.
328
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,120
The Church is increasingly
forward thinking.
329
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,000
So, Fitzwilliam,
330
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,880
d-do you make a decent
living book-writing?
331
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,640
Never had to find out.
Well, how's that?
332
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,240
My father's village is very
fortunate.
333
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,360
2,000 square miles of arable land
and, er,
334
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,600
mud huts.
335
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,520
Oh, and oil.
336
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,760
Hmm!
337
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,320
You'll be running yourselves
before you know it.
338
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,160
Well, Fitzwilliam, I'm in cement,
339
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,640
which holds the modern world
together.
340
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,680
My father was the village cobbler.
341
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,040
But I just pulled myself up by...
342
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,680
A spot of wartime profiteering?
343
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,320
..my bootstraps...
344
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:58,000
HE CHUCKLES
345
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000
Ahem!
346
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,680
..righteous hard work
and the grace of God.
347
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,920
Mm.
348
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,800
The chapter I'm working on now?
349
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:19,000
Well, it concerns popular beliefs
around violent death,
350
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,000
falls or accidents.
351
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,440
Many cultures believe when a life
is cut short
352
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,200
it's spirit lives on,
353
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,880
restlessly walking the earth.
354
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,160
Goodness! How terrifying.
355
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,560
Quite right.
356
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,560
No-one wants the likes
of Harry Carter
357
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,000
restlessly walking around.
358
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,920
Mr Carter was rather a terror.
359
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,120
That drunk violently accosted me
on my own estate!
360
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,160
Didn't he, Bridget?
Hmm?
361
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,760
And as for Tommy Pierce!
362
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,480
Oh, impertinent devil...
363
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,800
Voice of an angel.
364
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,360
In my medical opinion, the lad
was unbalanced
365
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,000
in more ways than one.
366
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,560
You didn't mention that interesting
detail at the inquest, Dr Thomas.
367
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,160
Sad. Many deaths recently.
368
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,400
Yes, and now Miss Pinkerton!
369
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,160
What?
370
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,320
Dead?
371
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,680
How?
372
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,000
Struck down.
373
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,360
Yesterday in London.
374
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:24,000
What? I should've been notified
of any accident.
375
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,360
It's protocol. Dead? Are you
absolutely certain?
376
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:29,400
Yes. Mr Fitzwilliam, how could you
possibly know this?
377
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,240
Woman struck down by car.
378
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,800
It was in The Standard,
late edition.
379
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,760
They don't deliver it here?
380
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,320
Poor, dear Lavinia.
381
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,040
Another tragic accident.
382
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,200
Such a shame.
383
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,160
I'm sorry, I still don't quite
understand.
384
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,280
What was it that drew your attention
to the death
385
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,000
of a perfect stranger?
386
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
I happened to notice her address.
387
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,800
Wychwood.
388
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,400
Such a coincidence.
389
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,480
Such.
390
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,040
How did they identify her?
391
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,440
Her name was engraved on
her umbrella, I believe.
392
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,480
Miss Pinkerton left no relatives?
393
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,480
Only Algernon Jones.
394
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,000
Her cat.
395
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,280
Poor old Pinkerton,
396
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,680
not living to see my Whitfield
New Town!
397
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,520
None of us shall,
providence willing.
398
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,720
Gentlemen.
399
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,440
No business talk now.
400
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,840
If I'd had my way,
401
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,000
Whitfield New Town would be
fully erected by now.
402
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,120
The cement beacon lighting our way
to a brighter future!
403
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,280
If some people weren't dead set
against me.
404
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,000
A brighter future for whom?
405
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,480
Certainly not the people
of Ashe Bottom.
406
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,760
You sit here in your mansion,
407
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,680
drawing up your elaborate plans
408
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,120
instead of building some decent,
affordable homes!
409
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,880
This is a new town,
410
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,160
carrying my name.
411
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,320
No-one gives a fig for your name!
412
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,920
Steady on, Vicar, old chap.
And you, Doctor.
413
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,520
What exactly do you on the board?
414
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:25,320
Apart from toady to his lordship's
pipe dream?
415
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,160
I said at the last board meeting,
and as your priest,
416
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,400
it's pure vanity!
417
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,640
It won't do!
418
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,840
It won't...
419
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,040
Arthur? Father?
420
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,560
A-Arthur, what's wrong?
421
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,040
Stand aside, man!
422
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,040
He's just fainted.
423
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000
We'll get him home safely.
424
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,320
Goodbye.
425
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,520
Well, hope all's well for Saturday.
426
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,840
We need the Humblebys for
the mixed doubles.
427
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,000
You too, Fitzwilliam.
428
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,200
Too much of your excellent port,
my Lord.
429
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,040
Nothing a strong coffee and
an aspirin won't fix.
430
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,760
Thank you.
431
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,000
Miss Conway?
432
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,600
Goodnight.
433
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,000
Help!
434
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,440
MUFFLED SHOUTS
435
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,720
Help!
436
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,000
Constable Reed! Anyone!
437
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,120
Help!
438
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,920
It's my maid, Amy!
439
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,200
She's in her room!
440
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,360
Something dreadful!
441
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,120
The door's locked from the inside!
442
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,400
It's the first door on the left!
443
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,760
BANGING
444
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,440
Amy!
445
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,000
Amy! Amy!
446
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,760
Stay with me! Stay with me!
447
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,320
Amy!
448
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,040
AMY GASPS
449
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,160
No!
450
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,640
I'm sorry.
451
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,000
I was just too late.
452
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,560
Couldn't have saved her anyway.
453
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,000
Oxalic acid.
454
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,720
Red hat paint.
455
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,480
Her internal organs must be
liquified.
456
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,000
Poisoned?
457
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,800
You think someone might've...?
458
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,000
Forced her to drink hat paint?
459
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,200
I gave her some cough linctus
yesterday.
460
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,760
She must have mixed up the bottles.
461
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,600
A very silly girl
462
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,040
had a very silly accident.
463
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,000
What a frightful morning.
464
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,600
Poor Amy.
465
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,000
You knew her?
466
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,440
An orphan.
467
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,600
The Carters took her in.
468
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,720
Sent into service at 15,
469
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,040
but she was too free spirited
for the work.
470
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,040
What a tragic life.
471
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,040
Wychwood can be welcoming.
472
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,520
But it rather depends.
473
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,880
Depends?
474
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,360
On what?
475
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,520
Where you came from.
476
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,600
I hope the Vicar is recovered?
477
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,120
An infection.
478
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,120
Dr Thomas has given him Penicillin.
479
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,000
Take care, Mr Fitzwilliam.
480
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,280
Constable.
481
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,280
This village really is...
482
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
A deep bush place full of homicide?
483
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,520
Exactly.
484
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,320
Were there any relatives there?
485
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,240
No, there's no relatives to return
the money to.
486
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,640
A girl just died.
487
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,000
Right in front of me.
488
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,280
And everyone's insisting it's
an accident.
489
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,120
Please do forward the letter
from Whitehall
490
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,000
when it arrives, Ngozi.
491
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,040
But now I must go find out
how to drown a man.
492
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,240
LAVINIA: Murder...
493
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:25,560
..Harry Carter...
494
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,520
..the publican down in
the next village....
495
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,640
..Ashe Bottom...
496
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,680
..drowned...
497
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,040
HE GASPS
498
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,480
LUKE GASPS
499
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,680
PANTING
500
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:14,680
Mr Fitzwilliam?
501
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,680
I've stopped the water.
502
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,600
That's quite a pickle you've got
yourself into.
503
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,680
Now that I've saved your life,
504
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,520
perhaps this might be the time to...
505
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,520
To ask you,
506
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,000
Mr Fitzwilliam...
507
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,360
..what it is you are doing here?
508
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,640
Me?
509
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,280
Nothing!
510
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,280
I could ask you the same question.
511
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,000
Well, I'm here because I am always
here.
512
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,680
Lived here all my life.
513
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,240
Whereas you...
514
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,440
Are you one of those men
515
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,800
who never know when to leave
well enough alone?
516
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,000
You clever women are the cruellest.
517
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:18,000
Well, there is precious little
reward for our cleverness,
518
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,360
so we must get our small pleasures
where we can.
519
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,840
So, spanking new tweeds,
520
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,240
turning up at stranger's inquest,
521
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,760
spurious book on folklore
522
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,640
about which you know virtually
nothing.
523
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,160
The only area in which you seem
to show any expertise
524
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,040
is Miss Pinkerton's death,
525
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,000
a subject on which you are
so well informed
526
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,720
I can only conclude
527
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,360
that you killed Miss Pinkerton.
528
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:03,000
I know she was killed.
529
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,480
Deliberately. And even if Carter
wasn't pushed...
530
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,480
He drank, fell, drowned.
531
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,800
Accident.
532
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,000
All right.
533
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,440
What about Amy Gibbs and
her red hat paint?
534
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,840
Amy Gibbs and her what?
535
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,600
Amy Gibbs and...
536
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,280
Red hat paint. Amy Gibbs mistook her
cough linctus for oxalic acid.
537
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,840
She most certainly did not!
538
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,560
You accuse me of killing old women,
but draw the line at hat paint?
539
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,280
Only a man wouldn't!
LUKE CHUCKLES
540
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,240
And that is because no-one has used
hat paint since the war!
541
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,000
And if Amy Gibbs wanted a different
colour hat, she'd buy a new one!
542
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
And it would never be red!
Why not?
543
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,520
Amy Gibbs had flaming red hair,
544
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,320
and redheads don't wear red hats!
545
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,200
You...
546
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,400
You're right.
547
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,680
See, that never would have
occurred to a man.
548
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,000
Right.
549
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I'm going to pay Miss Waynflete
a visit,
550
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,840
get an explanation for this cough
linctus hat paint nonsense.
551
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,720
Are you coming?
552
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,560
KNOCKING
553
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,680
I was concerned for you
554
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,640
after this morning's tragic events.
555
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,160
Thank you, Mr Fitzwilliam.
556
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,680
I thought she might help you
with your research.
557
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,600
Miss Waynflete is quite
the history buff.
558
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,160
Amateur curiosity.
SHE LAUGHS
559
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,760
I curate Lord Whitfield's private
collection and library.
560
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,200
Sugar?
Yes.
561
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,400
Four, please.
562
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,640
I've no wish to upset you further,
Miss Waynflete.
563
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,200
Could I search Amy's room?
564
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,440
I just... I may have lost my watch.
565
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,760
This morning.
566
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,000
Her door was locked?
567
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,080
Strange girl.
568
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,360
Insisted on shutting
herself in at night.
569
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Oh, poor Algernon Jones!
570
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,680
He has a nasty ear infection.
571
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,360
But he was Lavinia's
572
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,520
so I can't let him go to strangers.
573
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,200
Ah, Algernon.
574
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,880
Oh, look! There's your watch.
575
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,560
Oh, thanks.
576
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,840
Well spotted, Miss Waynflete!
577
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,800
Had Amy been with you long?
578
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,000
No.
579
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,560
It's unchristian to speak
ill of the dead,
580
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,520
but Amy was a far from ideal maid.
581
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,000
Lord Whitfield dismissed her
582
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,840
because her tongue tended to run
away with her, I'm afraid.
583
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,000
Still, I doubt she died
of insolence. Yes.
584
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,040
CAT MEOWS
585
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,480
Dr Thomas said Amy mixed up
her bottles,
586
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,040
but there's only the one here.
587
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,040
Even in the dark, Amy couldn't
mix up one bottle.
588
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
If there is a murderer, why didn't
Miss Pinkerton give you a name?
589
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
She only said the killer was
a "respectable" man
590
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,200
with a point to make.
591
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,240
And we know that he was in London
when Miss Pinkerton was killed.
592
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,760
What about the car that killed her?
593
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,240
It sped away.
594
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,320
The police at the scene
were rather...
595
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,000
I was unable to identify the driver.
596
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,160
So?
597
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,000
Who was out of the village
on Derby Day?
598
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,400
Augustus! Come here, sir!
599
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,680
Nelly! Nelly, don't be a madam.
600
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,240
Hello, Major.
Hmm...
601
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,840
Hmm.
602
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,000
Is that gentleman perfectly well?
603
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,400
Major Horton?
604
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:06,200
He has been a tad peculiar since
his wife died last year.
605
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,440
Though she left him all her money,
606
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,000
and was, quite frankly,
a bit of a gorgon.
607
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,680
Even the dogs have had a spring
in their step since she died.
608
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,240
You know, Miss Pinkerton did mention
a third victim.
609
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
How did Mrs Horton die?
610
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000
A horrid gastric bug.
611
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,320
So they say.
612
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,600
What if there is a murderer
walking among us?
613
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,320
And what if he finds out you aren't
who you say you are
614
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,240
and you know what you know,
615
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,800
and then he comes for you and...?
616
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,480
There's something I'd like
to show you.
617
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,720
Miss Conway, can I escort you home?
618
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,480
If you like, Luke Fitzwilliam.
619
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,680
Obiako.
620
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:08,600
Luke Obiako Fitzwilliam.
621
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,000
Oh!
622
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,000
I'm sorry to have to ask,
623
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
but where was Lord Whitfield
on Derby Day?
624
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,440
Don't you worry about Gordon.
625
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,560
He has the perfect alibi - me.
626
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,880
The parapet.
627
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,240
Miss Pinkerton said she found
Tommy's body...
628
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,040
..here...
629
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,560
Tommy's body couldn't fall from here
630
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,720
and land there
631
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,440
without considerable velocity.
632
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,560
In other words...
Tommy was pushed.
633
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,880
It wasn't an accident.
634
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,240
None of them were.
635
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,160
No.
636
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,400
It was murder.
637
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,560
We need to find a link.
638
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,120
A connection between the victims.
639
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,080
Well, none of them were saints.
640
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,320
They had enemies.
641
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,840
Perhaps.
642
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,320
Though I wouldn't honestly know
because they...
643
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,800
All three are from Ashe Bottom!
644
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,280
Down by the brickworks.
645
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,520
Sort of the other side
of the tracks.
646
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,000
Then I need to go there,
647
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,520
find out what point this killer's
trying to make
648
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,640
and who was out of the village
on Derby Day.
649
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,400
No, watch it or it's going to fall!
650
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,680
Oh!
651
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,920
PATRONS FALL SILENT
652
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,000
DOOR CLOSES
653
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,520
Could I, er...
654
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,720
Could I see a menu?
655
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,320
WHISPERING
656
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:47,480
Then a pint of your finest and
some pork, er, scratchings?
657
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,280
My condolences for Amy Gibbs.
658
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,760
What's that about my niece?
659
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,320
I'll thank you not to come here
and stir up feelings!
660
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,600
LUKE CRUNCHES
Oh...
661
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,760
LUKE GAGS
Oh...
662
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,320
What is this diabolical stuff?!
663
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,640
LAUGHTER
664
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,400
Ugh!
665
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,280
"Nelly! Come here, madam!
666
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,760
"Augustus! I say!"
667
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:26,160
It's Horton!
668
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:29,000
"It's my moral duty to name this pub
after me,
669
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,920
"isn't it, Bridget?"
670
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,360
Lord Whitfield.
Yes!
671
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,200
Our capitalist running dog
lord of the manor.
672
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,000
I hear it all, driving.
673
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,720
His schemes and plans.
674
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,240
D'you know what I don't hear?
675
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:43,600
Any work in Ashe Bottom.
Hmm...
676
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,400
He'll have his shiny new town,
and we'll have sweet F—A.
677
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,640
Like always.
678
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,000
Well, Lord Whitfield's
a respectable man.
679
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,240
Surely he'll...
LAUGHTER
680
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,760
Respectable?
681
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,480
No more respectable than anyone else
from Ashe Bottom.
682
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,600
He's one of us!
683
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,240
Well, he used to be.
684
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:04,360
Born and raised on this street.
Mm-hm.
685
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,200
He paid for his peerage from
his wartime profiteering,
686
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,320
a few backhanders in the right
people's pockets.
687
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,720
He climbed the greasy pole
to "respectability"
688
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,240
and pulled the ladder up behind him
689
00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,200
quicker than he could yell
"Bridget!"
690
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,760
Come on, your turn.
691
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,440
Yeah, let's hear it.
692
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,280
I can do Dr Thomas.
693
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,560
Nah, not him.
694
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,480
Nothing funny about Dr Thomas.
695
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,640
He's only got time for
his private patients
696
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,120
and nothing but linctus for us.
697
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,640
Linctus?
698
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,000
What kind of linctus?
699
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,560
Cheap codeine.
700
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,760
It's the only medicine
we ever get from him.
701
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,640
Even children?
702
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,040
He put Tommy on it.
703
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,000
Lad was leaning like
the Tower of Pisa.
704
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,320
Just another brown bottle
for Harry to drown his woes in.
705
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,840
Until he drank enough to knock
himself out.
706
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,000
Amy was coughing like a consumptive
before he saw her.
707
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,320
And what did he give her?
708
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:01,000
Codeine linctus.
709
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,400
Bet they won't look into Amy's death
any more than they did Tommy's.
710
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,240
Huh.
711
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,640
Welcome to Wychwood.
712
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,000
Keep taking the penicillin.
713
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
It'll mop up the last of the
infection in your hand.
714
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,760
Dr Thomas!
715
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,120
Ah! Ooh!
716
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,280
Ah!
717
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,240
I wonder if you might check me over?
718
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,480
Reverend Humbleby.
719
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,000
Not still unwell, I hope?
720
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,440
Don't let that one fleece you!
721
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,600
He charges extra for the good stuff.
Father!
722
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,360
What?
Dr Thomas is only...
723
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:59,240
Oh, all that flattering and fawning
doesn't fool me!
724
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:00,720
Greasing his wheels!
725
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:04,200
There's nothing that young man
won't do to get what he wants!
726
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,640
I was hoping to be in shape
for tennis
727
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,280
up at the manor.
728
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,080
Hmm...
An old rugby injury playing up.
729
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,520
Probably the weather.
730
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,000
OK.
731
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,720
Well, walk to the window and back.
732
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,800
How's the book going?
733
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,200
Did I mention I'm writing a book
myself?
734
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,640
Oh, really?
735
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,800
On what topic?
736
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,480
Leg seems fine...
737
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,560
Yes, a scientific guide to
improving society.
738
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,440
Fascinating.
739
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,000
How?
740
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,680
Judicious elimination.
741
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,000
Of whom?
742
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,280
Oh, you know the sort.
743
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,400
People like...
744
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,400
..Carter.
745
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:58,840
The wife-beating drunk?
746
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,680
No loss there!
747
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:04,000
Didn't Tommy's death save us all
from his inevitable future life
748
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,320
of crime?
749
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,560
Interesting thought, no?
750
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,000
I'm not sure your patients
would agree.
751
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,280
How would they know?
752
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,800
It's one thing you Africans
have right.
753
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,360
The power of life and death lies
solely in the hands
754
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,400
of Chief Bongo Bongo.
755
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:24,720
It's not that simple.
756
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,000
We have laws.
757
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,520
Laws. Of course.
758
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,400
But now you take me for
a mass murderer!
759
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,880
THEY LAUGH
760
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,760
Would a murderer be so frank?
761
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,480
I'm merely making a scientific
point.
762
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,320
A point? Yesterday, you said Amy
mixed up her bottles.
763
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,800
Unpleasant accident.
764
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,480
Miss Waynflete only found the one.
765
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,240
I kept the other for testing.
766
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,920
You see?
767
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,040
There's always a scientific
explanation.
768
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,560
Some would call that tampering
with evidence, Dr Thomas.
769
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,160
I'm a doctor! Criminology is
my hobby.
770
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,800
I always follow protocol.
771
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,000
Protocol?
772
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,200
Augustus!
DOG BARKS
773
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:01,040
Conduct yourself properly
in the proper manner, sir.
774
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,880
It wasn't followed after
Miss Pinkerton's death.
775
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,080
Where were you on Derby Day?
776
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,800
Three villages away,
attending a birth.
777
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,160
Here we are.
778
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,960
Kreuzhammer's Inferiority and Crime,
779
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,000
translated from the German.
780
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,120
And... Race Hygiene.
781
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,400
A scientific programme would
weed out the degenerates.
782
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,320
You keep these in stock?
783
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,440
Aren't they on prescription?
784
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,040
Just a codeine linctus.
785
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,360
Cures most common ills.
786
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,480
One step up from a placebo, really.
787
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,840
Why? Want some?
788
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,600
Kedu?
789
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,640
You speak Igbo?
790
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,000
And Efik.
791
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,720
Some Ijaw.
792
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,800
I've been trying to ascertain
your precise tribe
793
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,000
since the inquest,
794
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,040
before extending a proper greeting.
795
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,600
LUKE LAUGHS
Glad I backed the right horse.
796
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,640
Let's go to a proper pub.
797
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:47,400
I cannot believe you built
the rugby pitch
798
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,640
I played upon!
799
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,000
With these very hands, my son!
800
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,800
Your headmaster was a very
dear friend.
801
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,800
He was a huge influence upon me.
802
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,160
Yes, I can hear that.
803
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,640
Did you know Miss Pinkerton, sir?
804
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,280
Pinky? Of course!
805
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:08,160
We used to pore over the Racing Post
together every week.
806
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,920
Loved the gee-gees, did Pinky.
807
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,560
How was the Derby?
808
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,920
Ah, Jujube II!
809
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,000
Winged feet!
810
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,360
I said to the Vicar,
"Back the nag!"
811
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,520
We were there, Humbleby and I.
812
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,400
OK, raise your glass.
813
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,040
Here's to my dear wife.
814
00:52:35,240 --> 00:52:37,240
Her loss must have affected
you deeply.
815
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,880
Well, she was getting
so much better.
816
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,320
Then sudden relapse,
817
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,760
wasn't herself.
818
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,840
She told Amy she was being poisoned.
819
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:52,880
Amy Gibbs was your maid, too?
Mm.
820
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,280
A nasty business.
821
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,680
By the way, Major...
822
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,560
..who was the doctor that
treated your wife?
823
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,800
Why, that young snapper,
824
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,280
Dr Thomas.
825
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,640
Ha! Well, that was a breeze.
826
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,600
That last ball was definitely out.
827
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:17,360
It was halfway to Chipping Norton.
828
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,240
Sorry, er...
829
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:20,440
What did you say?
830
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:25,680
What did you say?!
I don't think so.
831
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,720
Chalk flew, didn't it, Gordon?
832
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:30,960
Yes, like a bird!
833
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,120
Ha, good.
834
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,560
Like a dead bird.
835
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,840
Dr Thomas treated Mrs Horton.
836
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,240
She was his first victim.
837
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,000
The one Miss Pinkerton
wasn't sure of?
838
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
She told people she was
being poisoned,
839
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,440
and Amy was her maid.
840
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,480
She must've known too much,
so he killed her too!
841
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,000
Dr Thomas had opportunity
and means to kill Amy,
842
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,640
gave Carter and Tommy
codeine linctus like Amy
843
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,600
and he was out of the village
on Derby Day.
844
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,760
Where is the good doctor?
845
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,440
With a patient?
846
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:00,760
Or murdering one.
847
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,040
The thing is...
848
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,440
..Mrs Horton wasn't
from Ashe Bottom.
849
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,200
Which means the next victim...
Could be anyone.
850
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,000
Oh, come on!
851
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,040
That was clearly my shot!
852
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,160
Don't look at me like that.
Miss Conway?
853
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,720
Mm?
854
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,920
Oh, Bridget, why are you
marrying that man?
855
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,120
Do you know what a secretary earns?
856
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,000
Of course you don't.
857
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Well, pennies compared
to Lady Whitfield.
858
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,720
For very different duties.
859
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,000
Really?
860
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,320
I doubt Gordon will even kiss me
goodnight after a year.
861
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,480
Why do you care?
862
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,680
You'll be in Whitehall.
863
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,520
Because it's not what you deserve.
864
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,080
This is not...
What?
865
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,000
Love?
866
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,080
Have you tried it?
867
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,400
Loving until it hurts?
868
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,200
Only to be jilted for some
millionaire widow?
869
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,800
A broken...
870
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,000
..engagement...
871
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,880
..is the perfect cure
872
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,040
for dangerously romantic tosh.
873
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,240
I simply want to be safe,
874
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:46,040
not just from being poor.
875
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,480
From feelings.
876
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,840
Fitzwilliam!
877
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,440
You're up next with the doctor.
878
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,840
Knee's better, then, Fitzwilliam.
879
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,440
Yes.
880
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:25,400
Thank you.
881
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,000
Only I cannot stop thinking
about your theory, Doctor.
882
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,240
Not a theory.
883
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,680
Science!
884
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,160
Tommy.
885
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:36,400
Carter.
886
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,000
Amy.
887
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,640
So who's next for
judicious elimination?
888
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,320
Degenerates - was that
the word you used?
889
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,360
Humbleby!
890
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,200
Listen, these, er...
891
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,440
These pagan rites that
Fitzwilliam and my Bridget
892
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,320
are busy uncovering,
893
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,520
I want them stopped.
894
00:56:57,520 --> 00:56:59,880
So who's next, Doctor?
Nothing wrong with tradition...
895
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,440
One of the lower races? Me?
896
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,840
Well, scripture instructs us
to rebuke those
897
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,000
who persist in sin.
898
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,600
He who casts the first stone.
899
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,080
Mrs Humbleby?
900
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,040
As Wychwood's leading citizen...
901
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,280
Rose?
902
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,920
God has more to worry about...
903
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,640
So, who is it going to be, Doctor?
..in Wychwood...
904
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,840
Oh!
HE COUGHS
905
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:31,680
Arthur?
906
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,720
In Wychwood!
907
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,240
HE STUTTERS
908
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,200
Arthur!
909
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,480
Doctor?
910
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,760
Doctor?
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