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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,369 --> 00:00:15,033 Jake, use your spoon. 2 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,331 Can't. I'll die. 3 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:20,721 If you don't turn off that music, you'll die anyway. 4 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:23,275 Fine. 5 00:00:34,023 --> 00:00:35,854 That's better. 6 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:38,987 He's still gonna be living here when he's, like, 30. 7 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:42,049 My big fear is he'll still be in fifth grade. 8 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:46,683 Hello, anybody home? Grandmommy's here. 9 00:00:50,412 --> 00:00:52,743 There's my grandson. 10 00:01:25,657 --> 00:01:29,914 So, Mom, to what do we owe this unexpected... 11 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,425 - Pleasure? - No, that's not it. 12 00:01:33,685 --> 00:01:37,276 I was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love. 13 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,113 And they weren't home? 14 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:54,624 Goody. There's a Tudor on Stone Canyon that's going on the market soon. 15 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,967 - How do you know? - Owner dropped dead of a heart attack. 16 00:01:58,143 --> 00:01:59,689 You know what they say, darling. 17 00:01:59,857 --> 00:02:02,651 Today's obituary is tomorrow's exclusive listing. 18 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,793 Father of five in Westwood. I'm on fire. 19 00:02:08,512 --> 00:02:10,010 You will be soon. 20 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:15,152 Mom, you're not setting a very good example here. 21 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,081 Why? 22 00:02:17,250 --> 00:02:21,091 Jake, honey, your grandmommy performs a very important public service. 23 00:02:21,305 --> 00:02:23,885 When people die, their families are very, very sad... 24 00:02:24,065 --> 00:02:26,562 ...and they have no idea what their homes are worth. 25 00:02:27,368 --> 00:02:28,699 And you tell them? 26 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:31,708 Oh, you are so cute. 27 00:02:33,848 --> 00:02:36,809 And Grandmommy doesn't just prey on the dead, Jake. 28 00:02:36,984 --> 00:02:40,693 She also profits from the pain of divorce and the humiliation of bankruptcy. 29 00:02:42,252 --> 00:02:46,390 Not to mention she's working on an alternative fuel made from puppies. 30 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:49,270 Oh, my God. Harry Gorsky died. 31 00:02:49,485 --> 00:02:51,281 Oh, no. Are you sure it's him? 32 00:02:51,492 --> 00:02:54,666 How many Harry Luther Gorskys are there in Los Angeles? 33 00:02:54,878 --> 00:02:57,756 - Well, there's one less now. - Who are you talking about? 34 00:02:57,972 --> 00:03:00,516 He was Uncle Charlie's and my stepdad. 35 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:03,490 - The first of three, and not my favorite. - I liked him. 36 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:06,578 Oh, please. You were 6. You still liked Mom. 37 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:12,095 - Mom, are you okay? - No, I'm not okay. 38 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:14,315 He was a good man... 39 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:17,780 ...and part of my life, and now he's gone. 40 00:03:17,957 --> 00:03:20,001 I just pray he died peacefully... 41 00:03:20,215 --> 00:03:23,389 ...and held on to that stately six-bedroom, four-bath Colonial... 42 00:03:23,559 --> 00:03:25,640 ...in Hancock Park... 43 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:30,578 ...with the bonus office/guest room over the garage. 44 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,399 Let me get this straight. 45 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:42,284 First there was your dad, then this guy Harry who died... 46 00:03:42,457 --> 00:03:44,621 ...then the fat guy with the carpet business. 47 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,098 No, no, no. The fat guy came after the twitchy gay guy from Texas... 48 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,230 ...who gave us crew cuts and called us buckaroos. 49 00:03:51,446 --> 00:03:52,778 So out of the three... 50 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:55,579 ...Harry was the best. - I liked the fat guy, remember? 51 00:03:55,753 --> 00:03:58,000 With the chubby daughter who was so grateful? 52 00:03:59,474 --> 00:04:02,981 All you had to do was knock on her door with some Turkish Taffy. 53 00:04:03,696 --> 00:04:06,788 Be that as it may, he was still a very good father to us. 54 00:04:06,999 --> 00:04:08,663 Oh, please. He was a little tyrant. 55 00:04:08,839 --> 00:04:10,670 "Sit up straight." "Do your homework." 56 00:04:10,846 --> 00:04:13,723 "Quit forging my signature on hotel bills." 57 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:16,112 Okay, then. The funeral is tomorrow. 58 00:04:16,281 --> 00:04:19,622 I think it would be appropriate for us all to go and pay our respects. 59 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,797 I don't know. Tomorrow's not good for me. 60 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:25,433 Oh, Charlie. The man was your father. 61 00:04:25,646 --> 00:04:27,144 No, he was not. 62 00:04:27,319 --> 00:04:29,363 Why do you care so much? You divorced him. 63 00:04:29,576 --> 00:04:33,000 Just because you divorce doesn't mean you no longer have feelings. 64 00:04:33,214 --> 00:04:35,377 That's true. Judith still has feelings for me. 65 00:04:35,806 --> 00:04:38,564 Pity is not really a feeling, Alan. 66 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:46,496 Regardless of our feelings, we'll still go and say our final goodbyes to Harry. 67 00:04:46,802 --> 00:04:48,883 - I'm not going. - Me neither. 68 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:52,651 - Fine, you stay here with Uncle Charlie. - Cool. 69 00:04:53,449 --> 00:04:56,458 Yeah, cool. Why do you wanna go? 70 00:04:56,836 --> 00:04:59,380 I think it's the right thing to do, and I liked Harry. 71 00:04:59,595 --> 00:05:01,509 - And he liked you. - I know. 72 00:05:01,686 --> 00:05:03,564 We've stayed in touch over the years. 73 00:05:03,776 --> 00:05:05,440 What? 74 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:10,590 You betrayed me by communicating with that son of a bitch after I divorced him? 75 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,175 Well, wait a minute. You said that... 76 00:05:13,392 --> 00:05:14,807 I know what I said. 77 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:19,987 I was just being polite because the guy's worm chow. 78 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:23,461 All I did was send him Christmas cards and a picture of Jake. 79 00:05:23,928 --> 00:05:27,222 - You never send me a picture of Jake. - He's right here. 80 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,652 When was the last time I got a Christmas card? 81 00:05:29,865 --> 00:05:33,076 Wait, I'm on your side. Charlie's the one who doesn't wanna go. 82 00:05:33,294 --> 00:05:36,753 I don't even know if I want you to come now. You've ruined it. 83 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,858 - How can you ruin a funeral? - I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 84 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:43,532 - Where are you going? - I need something black. 85 00:05:43,746 --> 00:05:45,743 Doesn't your soul qualify? 86 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:52,933 Laugh now, but when I die, I will be coming back to haunt you. 87 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:57,750 How will that be any different than this? 88 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:05,688 Okay, Jake. I'm going to pick up your grandmother. 89 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:07,533 Okay. 90 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:10,577 You think maybe you've played that enough? 91 00:06:10,796 --> 00:06:11,997 Okay. 92 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,396 I might as well just buy him a crack pipe. 93 00:06:15,688 --> 00:06:17,650 Hey! 94 00:06:18,197 --> 00:06:21,074 - Let's get this over with. - You're coming to the funeral? 95 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:24,460 I thought about it and realized, even if I didn't like the guy... 96 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:27,215 ...that shouldn't stop me from going to his funeral... 97 00:06:27,395 --> 00:06:29,476 ...and, you know, taking a victory lap. 98 00:06:29,694 --> 00:06:31,775 Charlie, you're not gonna wanna hear this... 99 00:06:31,952 --> 00:06:33,830 ...but you sound a lot like Mom. 100 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:37,339 Tread lightly. 101 00:06:37,847 --> 00:06:40,309 - Jake, you're coming with us. - I don't wanna. 102 00:06:40,523 --> 00:06:42,104 You get to see a real dead guy. 103 00:06:42,321 --> 00:06:45,412 There's gonna be a dead guy? Where? 104 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:49,966 - At the funeral. - Oh, cool. Can I come? 105 00:06:51,101 --> 00:06:53,229 Did I say he was gonna live here until 30? 106 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,732 I meant forever. 107 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,447 What are you talking about? 108 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,558 - Go put on your nice clothes. - Okay. 109 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:08,658 He doesn't know what nice clothes are. 110 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,854 - Jake? - Oh, right. 111 00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:24,371 Isn't it a little early to start drinking? 112 00:07:24,590 --> 00:07:27,551 - Would you like a snort? - That's what I meant. 113 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:31,989 Thanks. 114 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,700 You okay, Mom? 115 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:37,169 I just can't believe he's gone. 116 00:07:37,384 --> 00:07:40,927 Isn't that why we're going to the funeral? To make sure? 117 00:07:41,606 --> 00:07:46,244 I'm confused. If you cared for Harry so much, how come you left him? 118 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,501 Yes, well, about that. 119 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:55,561 I may have glossed over the details with you boys just a skosh. 120 00:07:55,780 --> 00:08:01,131 I didn't actually leave Harry so much as he left me. 121 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:04,172 - You're kidding. - He met a younger woman... 122 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,312 ...and just traded me in. 123 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,733 You still loved him, didn't you? 124 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,920 I loved him very much. 125 00:08:16,141 --> 00:08:21,230 Oh, Harry. My sweet, dear Harry. 126 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:23,870 All right. Level eight. 127 00:08:32,614 --> 00:08:34,611 So where's the dead guy? 128 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,129 Jake, show a little respect. 129 00:08:38,634 --> 00:08:40,762 Where's the dead guy, sir? 130 00:08:41,603 --> 00:08:43,980 In the chapel. Now keep it down. 131 00:08:44,195 --> 00:08:46,692 I think I can smell him. 132 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:51,172 Oh, Lord. There she is. 133 00:08:51,344 --> 00:08:54,518 - Who? - The tramp who stole my husband. 134 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:58,490 Not bad. 135 00:08:59,246 --> 00:09:01,374 Not good. 136 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:04,129 I'm gonna go mourn. 137 00:09:05,141 --> 00:09:07,935 - Yeah, me too. - Stay put. Mommy needs you. 138 00:09:08,151 --> 00:09:10,827 - Hello, Evelyn. - Hello, Christine. 139 00:09:11,162 --> 00:09:14,621 - This is my son, Alan. - Hello. 140 00:09:14,841 --> 00:09:17,552 And who's this little guy? Your grandson? 141 00:09:17,768 --> 00:09:20,265 I'm just here to see the dead guy. 142 00:09:21,112 --> 00:09:24,905 Yes, I've been blessed with both children and grandchildren. 143 00:09:25,084 --> 00:09:27,462 How about you? Oh, wait, I remember. 144 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,132 You were slightly less fertile than a sand trap. 145 00:09:31,983 --> 00:09:34,064 We're very sorry for your loss. 146 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:38,290 It's not my loss. He left me for that tramp over there. 147 00:09:40,428 --> 00:09:42,556 She doesn't look very unhappy, does she? 148 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:45,897 She just met him. Wait a week. 149 00:09:50,337 --> 00:09:54,725 I think it's the responsibility of we, the living, to carry on... 150 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,606 ...to live life to the fullest. Embrace it. 151 00:09:57,779 --> 00:10:00,241 Kiss it on the mouth, if you will. 152 00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:03,417 Excuse me, Charlie, can I talk to you for a minute? 153 00:10:03,591 --> 00:10:06,004 Sure. Heather, this is my brother, Alan. 154 00:10:06,183 --> 00:10:09,441 He lives with me at my beach house in Malibu. 155 00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:11,991 - Hi. - I'm sorry for your loss. 156 00:10:12,203 --> 00:10:14,201 - Thank you. - Alan came to live with me... 157 00:10:14,377 --> 00:10:19,217 ...at my Malibu beach house when he lost his wife. 158 00:10:19,394 --> 00:10:20,892 It's a healing house. 159 00:10:22,865 --> 00:10:25,159 My wife isn't really dead. 160 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,877 Because you healed. 161 00:10:29,554 --> 00:10:32,515 At my Malibu beach house. 162 00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:37,365 And when you think about it, Harry isn't really dead either. 163 00:10:37,874 --> 00:10:41,584 He lives right here... 164 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,094 ...in all of us. 165 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:48,490 - Thank you. - Good. Let go. 166 00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:50,825 It's good to let go. 167 00:10:51,002 --> 00:10:52,798 Charlie. 168 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:56,009 Excuse me a moment. 169 00:10:56,396 --> 00:10:58,940 What, what, what, what, what? 170 00:10:59,155 --> 00:11:00,867 What do you mean, "What, what, what"? 171 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:04,414 - You're hitting on the widow. - No, I'm consoling the widow. 172 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:06,885 I won't hit on her until they close the lid. 173 00:11:07,642 --> 00:11:09,723 Unbelievable. How do you sleep at night? 174 00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:12,784 Usually drunk and on top of somebody. 175 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:15,836 But that takes work, Alan. Doesn't just happen by itself. 176 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:19,300 Here's an idea. Why don't you run to the embalming room... 177 00:11:19,474 --> 00:11:22,436 ...and see if you can score a couple fresh ones off the truck? 178 00:11:22,652 --> 00:11:24,864 Excuse me, but considering your ex-wife... 179 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:29,209 ...I'd say you're the expert on having sex with cold women who don't move. 180 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:34,270 Nevertheless, you can hit on women anywhere. 181 00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:36,320 Why did you bother to come? 182 00:11:37,076 --> 00:11:38,574 I don't know. I just did. 183 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,632 - That's it? No reason? - Do you have a reason for everything? 184 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,095 - Yes. - So how's that working out for you? 185 00:11:45,229 --> 00:11:47,191 I know how difficult it must be... 186 00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:51,999 ...rambling around all by yourself in that big, drafty, six-bedroom Colonial... 187 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,922 ...with the guest room/office over the garage. 188 00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:57,432 Harry gave me a potbellied pig. 189 00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:59,228 So you'd remember him, sure. 190 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:02,078 But I know Harry would want you to move on... 191 00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:04,659 ...and this is the perfect time to move on... 192 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:07,423 ...because this is a seller's market. - Excuse me. 193 00:12:07,597 --> 00:12:09,059 Can we talk to you a minute? 194 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,524 Pardon me, dear. 195 00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:14,324 What? I'm working here. 196 00:12:14,872 --> 00:12:16,453 That woman just lost her husband. 197 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:20,094 Alan, the man was 50 years old when she was born. 198 00:12:20,265 --> 00:12:23,773 - So? - So she had to see it coming. 199 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,072 Even for you, that is really cold. 200 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,869 Oh, Mr. Graveside Nookie weighs in. 201 00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:33,426 You were trying to give the widow a sympathetic crotch to cry on. 202 00:12:33,602 --> 00:12:36,444 Hey, watch your mouth. This is a solemn event. 203 00:12:36,654 --> 00:12:38,117 Yeah, show a little class. 204 00:12:38,327 --> 00:12:41,786 Me? I'm the only one here behaving appropriately. 205 00:12:41,964 --> 00:12:43,296 Hey, where's Jake? 206 00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:04,370 - Jake. - How do you know my name? 207 00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,877 - It's okay. - Okay? 208 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,931 I almost pooped my pants. 209 00:13:12,109 --> 00:13:13,904 What are you doing? 210 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,451 I just wanted to see. 211 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,921 Okay, well, let's... Let's take a look. 212 00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:24,897 - Really? - Yeah. Come on. 213 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,436 - What do you think? - I don't know. 214 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:38,899 - How did he die? - He just got old. 215 00:13:39,076 --> 00:13:41,037 His heart stopped. 216 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:44,798 His watch is still going. 217 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,769 - Yep. - Why would he need a watch, anyway? 218 00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:52,788 It's not like he's gonna be late for anything. 219 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,543 Okay, there are other people waiting to pay their respects. 220 00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:58,883 Why don't we go find Grandma? 221 00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:06,574 I don't care what anybody says. 222 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:08,883 I always thought you were a good guy. 223 00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:11,729 Thanks, Alan. 224 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:17,910 Want to know what time it is? 225 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,462 Let's go. 226 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:27,150 - How's he look? - Dead. 227 00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,202 Cool. 228 00:14:40,201 --> 00:14:42,163 Surprise. 229 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,974 Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I've been thinking about it... 230 00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:52,822 ...and maybe some of the stuff between us may have been my fault. 231 00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:55,372 I was angry about losing my dad, and I guess... 232 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,923 ...you were the guy I took it out on. 233 00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:01,098 Anyway, not that it makes a lot of difference at this point... 234 00:15:01,273 --> 00:15:06,362 ...but I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry. 235 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:14,059 By the way, I'm gonna take a shot at your wife. 236 00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:23,046 But that's just a guy thing. 237 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,016 Nothing personal, okay? 238 00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,898 I'll take that as a yes. 239 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:35,340 And so with every door that God closes, he opens a window. 240 00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:39,228 Did he say "window" or "widow"? 241 00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:44,207 Even as we say goodbye to our beloved friend... 242 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,042 ...Harry Luther Gorsky... 243 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:49,060 ...we know that he lives on in all of us. 244 00:15:49,228 --> 00:15:51,986 - How are you holding up? - Okay. 245 00:15:52,154 --> 00:15:57,791 - Lf you need anything, I'm right here. - Thank you. That's very comforting. 246 00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:03,901 For everything, there is a season. 247 00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:06,692 A time to be born, a time to die. 248 00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:10,046 A time to reap, a time to sow. 249 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,964 So... 250 00:16:12,808 --> 00:16:14,853 ...I would like to invite anyone... 251 00:16:15,024 --> 00:16:17,402 ...who wishes to say a few words about Harry... 252 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:19,156 ...to come up and share with us. 253 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:24,966 As always, I'll do him first. 254 00:16:25,476 --> 00:16:28,235 - Mom, bad idea. - Hey... 255 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:33,083 ...if I didn't give in to bad ideas, you wouldn't be here. Hold this. 256 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,472 Dad. I can't find my Gameboy. 257 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,813 Not now, Jake. 258 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:46,296 Hello. Welcome to Harry's funeral. 259 00:16:47,803 --> 00:16:51,014 I haven't seen him so drained of bodily fluids since our honeymoon. 260 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:56,205 What? I thought I'd open with a joke. 261 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:01,964 My name is Evelyn Harper... 262 00:17:02,143 --> 00:17:07,827 ...or, as dear Harry used to call me, his sweet little sugar tushy. 263 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,837 When I first met Harry... 264 00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:17,104 ...I was just a hot young widow with bills to pay... 265 00:17:17,278 --> 00:17:19,858 ...who could lick the chrome off a trailer hitch. 266 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,002 I also had two small boys... 267 00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:28,642 ...one of whom Harry cared for very deeply. 268 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:31,112 The other one was Charlie. 269 00:17:32,371 --> 00:17:35,629 It wasn't easy being a substitute father... 270 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,391 ...but Harry gave it his all. 271 00:17:39,855 --> 00:17:41,769 Unfortunately, it wasn't enough... 272 00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:44,657 ...which is probably why he looked for solace... 273 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,662 ...in the arms of a cheap slut. 274 00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:51,851 Stand up, Christine. Let everybody have a look at you. 275 00:18:00,342 --> 00:18:03,219 Take a good look, Heather. That's gonna be you someday. 276 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:09,997 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being disrespectful to the grieving widow. 277 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:13,509 But, listen, you wanna talk grieving? I'm grieving. 278 00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:18,268 I loved this man with all my heart, and you left me, you lousy bastard. 279 00:18:18,487 --> 00:18:21,448 Well, take a good look. I've still got a great ass... 280 00:18:21,623 --> 00:18:24,202 ...and yours is decomposing as we speak. 281 00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,387 Thank you. 282 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,825 - Okay. That was beautiful. - Time to go. 283 00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:35,331 I'll call you. 284 00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:39,719 - Dad, what about my Gameboy? - Forget it. Just keep walking. 285 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:47,121 And so let's take a moment of silent prayer for our friend, Harry. 286 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,052 I am really, really sorry. 287 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,289 Got it. 288 00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:29,644 It's my kid's. I don't know, maybe I spoil him. 289 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,900 Okay, bye. 290 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:42,182 Boys, when I die... 291 00:19:42,356 --> 00:19:45,032 ...I want a simple funeral. No tears. 292 00:19:45,199 --> 00:19:47,078 - Done. - You got it. 293 00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:49,584 And I wanna be buried next to your father. 294 00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,423 Dad was cremated, Mom. 295 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:54,346 Oh, yes, right. 296 00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:56,901 I was thinking of someone else. 297 00:19:58,118 --> 00:20:01,080 So I take it you'd rather be buried than cremated? 298 00:20:01,296 --> 00:20:03,757 Oh, can't we do both? 299 00:20:05,142 --> 00:20:08,567 I want to be buried on the side of a hill... 300 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:12,323 ...nestled amongst the willows, overlooking the ocean. 301 00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,838 Do we get to pick the ocean? 302 00:20:15,846 --> 00:20:20,150 And I want an unadorned headstone, which reads simply: 303 00:20:20,361 --> 00:20:24,749 "Evelyn Harper. Loving wife, devoted mother." 304 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,802 That's good. Open with a joke.23900

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