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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,201 --> 00:00:04,003 [silence] 2 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:13,539 [splat] 3 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,244 [John]: If you asked me just a week ago, 4 00:01:19,278 --> 00:01:21,147 I would've said this-- 5 00:01:21,180 --> 00:01:22,248 there's two different ways to be gay. 6 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,384 Option one: gay sex. 7 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:27,286 With all the multiple 8 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,289 moist pleasures squeezed from juicy exotic tastes... 9 00:01:30,322 --> 00:01:32,125 it was a lot of work, 10 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,293 and tons of clean-up. 11 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,896 I mean, don't get me wrong-- fruit had its moments. 12 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:38,764 But with gay sex, what, 13 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,334 1,000 times a year and counting, 14 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:42,635 I was feeling-- 15 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:44,137 I was feeling independent. 16 00:01:45,671 --> 00:01:47,240 My name is John Jardine, 17 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,374 and, at 25, 18 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,910 I'm looking for some sort of meaning to all this, 19 00:01:50,943 --> 00:01:52,211 some romance, 20 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:55,181 someone to see me as... well, me. 21 00:01:55,214 --> 00:01:57,216 And not as some rich, gay slut/whore 22 00:01:57,249 --> 00:01:59,185 who gets everything he wants. 23 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:01,254 [groans and climaxes] 24 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,255 [gasps] 25 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:05,859 [♪♪♪] 26 00:02:09,627 --> 00:02:12,732 But let's face it-- what was the alternative? 27 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,767 Some fairy-tale perfection called option number two-- 28 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:16,935 "Gay Love." 29 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,870 [♪♪♪] 30 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,606 Hey, John! Your Mommy here! 31 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:21,874 Jean Philippe? 32 00:02:21,907 --> 00:02:23,643 [shrieking] 33 00:02:26,378 --> 00:02:27,313 Through the years, 34 00:02:27,346 --> 00:02:28,247 I kept trying to believe 35 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,950 in this sort of storybook happy times, 36 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:33,352 but deep down, I was always thinking 37 00:02:33,385 --> 00:02:38,224 that a typical "one-and-only" would just never be my thing. 38 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,296 Seriously, I was having nightmares. 39 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,364 Couples taking walks together 40 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:46,432 down cute little sunshine streets. 41 00:02:46,465 --> 00:02:48,301 Houses in pastel. 42 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,336 Two-and-a-half dogs-- I mean, really... 43 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:52,238 it's just so not me. 44 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:54,373 Like, what's happening to my sanity? 45 00:02:54,406 --> 00:02:56,375 Three boys, legal age, chasing me. 46 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:58,344 Why the fuck would I run? 47 00:02:58,377 --> 00:03:01,380 I mean, how does anyone fall for just one guy? 48 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:04,817 Like, even if you're straight, bi, curious, whatever-- 49 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,352 don't we all just wanna have fun? 50 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:08,487 But I have to admit, with finding love, 51 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,323 and, you know, dating-- 52 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,291 I'd say it smacked me right in the face. 53 00:03:12,324 --> 00:03:14,360 [♪♪♪] 54 00:03:14,393 --> 00:03:16,796 No one knew I wanted it bad, but the "it" I wanted 55 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:17,897 was nothing like what I expected. 56 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:19,699 Jack! Jack! 57 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:20,867 -See? -Jack! 58 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,737 Tortured by gay love. Does this look happy to you? 59 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:26,239 But how about this? 60 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:28,741 [groaning]: That's it-- That's it. 61 00:03:28,774 --> 00:03:30,009 Oh! Oh-- 62 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:31,844 See? This was last week. 63 00:03:31,877 --> 00:03:33,412 That is this week. 64 00:03:33,445 --> 00:03:34,447 Last week. 65 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,947 This week. 66 00:03:35,981 --> 00:03:38,251 Gay sex and gay love coming together. 67 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,285 A miracle. 68 00:03:39,318 --> 00:03:41,254 'Cause just a week ago... 69 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,722 this was me. 70 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,991 [groans] 71 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:46,726 [intercom buzzes]: Uh, John, your dad-- 72 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:49,394 Kiddo! 73 00:03:49,428 --> 00:03:50,296 What? 74 00:03:50,329 --> 00:03:51,430 There's time for work 75 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:52,865 and there's time for titties-- I'm not paying for both. 76 00:03:52,898 --> 00:03:53,899 Yeah, but-- 77 00:03:53,932 --> 00:03:55,333 Not on company time, 78 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:56,736 and certainly not inside our building, 79 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:57,903 is that clear? 80 00:03:57,936 --> 00:03:59,272 Dad. Can we talk later? 81 00:04:00,906 --> 00:04:02,208 Michel called. 82 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:05,411 Someone broke into the kitchen, destroyed the place by cooking. 83 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:07,813 Break, enter, and cook-- can you believe it? 84 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:10,349 Think it was a competitor? 85 00:04:10,382 --> 00:04:11,050 No. 86 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:14,020 Uh... yeah! 87 00:04:14,953 --> 00:04:17,456 Listen, look into it. 88 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:18,322 I don't care 89 00:04:18,357 --> 00:04:20,026 if there's a dead animal under your desk, 90 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,294 you're on payroll. 91 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:22,428 -Dad, I'm trying. -Do you ever work? 92 00:04:22,461 --> 00:04:23,996 -This morning, I was-- We'll talk. 93 00:04:24,029 --> 00:04:25,298 When you have time. 94 00:04:29,368 --> 00:04:30,403 By the way, Vivienne called. 95 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,203 Can you believe it? 96 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:32,972 After 10 years, family reunion. 97 00:04:33,005 --> 00:04:35,742 Tomorrow, lunch, at the restaurant. 98 00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:40,280 Your restaurant. 99 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,450 Dad. 100 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:46,919 [door shuts] 101 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:49,289 Shit! 102 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,091 Titty? 103 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:53,426 Dead animal? 104 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,428 You like? Marco can make happen. 105 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:58,031 [Marco giggles] 106 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,435 What happened here? 107 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,504 It's like Julia Child exploded. 108 00:05:10,776 --> 00:05:11,811 Hi. 109 00:05:14,079 --> 00:05:15,414 [Michel]: Monsieur? 110 00:05:15,447 --> 00:05:17,516 I thought your father was coming. 111 00:05:17,549 --> 00:05:18,518 I'm here. 112 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,888 Yes, uh, we did not touch anything, 113 00:05:22,921 --> 00:05:25,623 for fear of the fingerprints. 114 00:05:25,657 --> 00:05:26,625 Should we call the police? 115 00:05:26,658 --> 00:05:28,494 Whoa. No. It was me. 116 00:05:28,527 --> 00:05:30,563 I was here. 117 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:32,398 Earlier. 118 00:05:32,431 --> 00:05:33,332 There was a motivational workshop 119 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:35,467 and it said that you should try new things, 120 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,370 so I thought, you know, why not try cooking? 121 00:05:37,403 --> 00:05:39,405 It's cool. I'll sign you guys up. 122 00:05:39,438 --> 00:05:40,873 Ah, absolument. Oh, how exciting. 123 00:05:40,906 --> 00:05:42,041 How mind-expanding. 124 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:46,813 Well, I, for one, cannot wait to see what you create. 125 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:51,517 What, your private jet's being hand-washed? 126 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:53,820 I don't have a private-- 127 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,422 Ha. 128 00:05:56,455 --> 00:05:58,524 Mm. 129 00:05:59,491 --> 00:06:01,794 It's been a long time. 130 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:05,531 Yeah. 131 00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:08,000 You never cooked before? 132 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:10,069 No. Why would I? 133 00:06:10,102 --> 00:06:12,671 Right. You got a point. 134 00:06:12,704 --> 00:06:14,507 What, 16 restaurants now? 135 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,176 You were trying to cook some sort of quail? 136 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:19,678 Back to the basics. 137 00:06:19,711 --> 00:06:21,046 Works better sometimes. 138 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:24,016 Reasons why certain flavors go well together. 139 00:06:24,049 --> 00:06:24,883 Isn't that boring? 140 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,018 What? 141 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:27,186 Apples. 142 00:06:27,219 --> 00:06:28,921 Monsieur Jardine? 143 00:06:28,954 --> 00:06:30,122 Yes? 144 00:06:30,155 --> 00:06:33,558 Welcome to Jardine's. 145 00:06:34,626 --> 00:06:37,429 You want to try something? 146 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:42,902 [♪♪♪] 147 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,476 Cut the chicken up like this-- 148 00:06:50,509 --> 00:06:52,077 around the bone-- Are you watching? 149 00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:53,913 Okay. Okay. 150 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,649 [♪♪♪] 151 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:07,460 Wow. 152 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:10,463 Colorful. 153 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:11,464 Thanks. 154 00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:12,631 We're French cuisine. 155 00:07:12,664 --> 00:07:14,467 'Course, but I was thinking-- 156 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,769 You work here, and you cook like that? 157 00:07:16,802 --> 00:07:18,737 You didn't know I work here? 158 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:20,139 Or you didn't know I cooked? 159 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,074 Uh, both. 160 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:23,542 Been with the company eight years, 161 00:07:23,575 --> 00:07:26,045 started at "Bistro on Denman," 162 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,246 but just got promoted here. 163 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:28,647 You didn't know? 164 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:30,115 No. 165 00:07:30,148 --> 00:07:31,584 J'excuse. Uh... 166 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:33,619 Should I, uh...? 167 00:07:33,652 --> 00:07:35,521 No. No, no, no, no, no. Stay. 168 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:38,056 Stay. What's-his-face here 169 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,625 is just showing me some sort of 170 00:07:39,658 --> 00:07:41,660 tempura/teriyaki... 171 00:07:41,693 --> 00:07:44,029 some sort of Asian thing. 172 00:07:44,062 --> 00:07:45,197 What is your name again? 173 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:46,198 What? 174 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:47,600 Your name. 175 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:48,601 You're kidding. 176 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:50,236 Buddy. Come on. 177 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,037 I mean, it's been, like, how long? 178 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,105 I don't even remember-- 179 00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:55,508 Ow! Mother--! 180 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:57,243 "What's-his-face"? 181 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,544 [exhaling deeply] 182 00:07:58,577 --> 00:08:00,646 Jack. Jack. 183 00:08:00,679 --> 00:08:01,647 Why are you even here? 184 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,414 What is this? 185 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,517 You're showing me what you do. 186 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:05,518 This? This-- 187 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,654 this is your flagship 5-star restaurant, Johnny. 188 00:08:08,687 --> 00:08:10,122 You wanna fool around, 189 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:12,625 go "Rachael Ray" your other fucking kitchens. 190 00:08:15,727 --> 00:08:17,128 I'm sorry. 191 00:08:17,162 --> 00:08:20,733 I'm... I'm sorry. I'm so sor--! 192 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:24,270 He's the best line cook in town, monsieur. Please don't-- 193 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:26,272 Fire him! Do it! 194 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,273 [splat] 195 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,542 After he cleans. 196 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:35,748 [♪♪♪] 197 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,554 Oh, wow. Looks worse than yesterday, eh? 198 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:46,559 Prick. 199 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,696 You okay? 200 00:08:52,798 --> 00:08:54,734 [grunts] 201 00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:57,637 Ahh! 202 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,742 I know what you want. 203 00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:06,812 Ten bucks for looking, stud. 204 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:08,781 Yeah, no. 205 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,585 [♪♪♪] 206 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,557 [Marco giggling] 207 00:09:18,223 --> 00:09:20,358 Uh... 208 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,695 -Hey. -[intercom buzzes] 209 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,228 -Visitor, John. Sorry, I-- - Your dad's busy. 210 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:26,131 Should I call security? 211 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:28,034 We're good, Candice. Thanks. 212 00:09:29,868 --> 00:09:31,604 Do we have an appointment? 213 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,638 Johnny... Come on. 214 00:09:33,672 --> 00:09:35,641 You can't fire me over the-- 215 00:09:35,674 --> 00:09:38,209 Look, I'm sorry about-- about the whole... 216 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:40,679 You get your job back. 217 00:09:40,712 --> 00:09:41,780 Grab a club, take a swing. 218 00:09:41,813 --> 00:09:43,716 Marco, two coffees. 219 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,587 [Marco huffs] 220 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,023 Okay. 221 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,759 It's there for a reason, Jack. 222 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,761 Right. 223 00:09:59,364 --> 00:10:01,800 Look, I know Jardine's is French, 224 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:03,302 but I've been cooking the same-- 225 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:06,171 but wonderfully successful cuisine-- 226 00:10:06,204 --> 00:10:07,271 for, like, eight years. 227 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:09,108 Mm, eight years? 228 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:11,944 Right. 229 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:13,278 People want to see fresh ideas, 230 00:10:13,311 --> 00:10:16,215 local ingredients. 231 00:10:16,248 --> 00:10:17,816 I could really go for a career push-- 232 00:10:17,849 --> 00:10:18,751 -'Cause next month, I-- -No. 233 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,352 What? 234 00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:22,721 I just hired you back, Jack. 235 00:10:22,754 --> 00:10:24,423 You make good coin. Great way to live. 236 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:26,759 Don't think so much. 237 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,761 Alright. 238 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,795 I'll wait for your dad, then. 239 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,366 Was that a threat? 240 00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:37,169 People know you 241 00:10:37,202 --> 00:10:39,204 as "yes" or "no," sometimes, 242 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,738 which is really great for business, 243 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:41,740 but creatively... 244 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:43,108 Marco. 245 00:10:43,141 --> 00:10:44,108 Massage? 246 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:45,811 No. Cream. 247 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:52,351 He's been here for a week now. 248 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:53,819 It's not rocket science. 249 00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:54,953 I don't want cream. 250 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:55,920 You want better hours. 251 00:10:55,954 --> 00:10:56,888 -I don't. -Right? 252 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,791 No. 253 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,425 Johnny, please. I'm going nuts. 254 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,861 Carrots, tomatoes, zucchinis-- 255 00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:05,330 same stuff over and over again. 256 00:11:05,363 --> 00:11:06,465 It's boring. 257 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:08,834 I'm begging you, please, 258 00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:10,334 just take a look. 259 00:11:10,368 --> 00:11:11,437 New recipes. 260 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,571 I need a life-change, 261 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,840 and I know you want to step out from your dad's shadow. 262 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:16,442 Anyways, the thing is, 263 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:17,843 you're not that good with the food. 264 00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:19,911 Good with the numbers, I think, but... 265 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:21,280 Huh. 266 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,747 That's why I'm here. I'm here to help. 267 00:11:36,027 --> 00:11:38,764 What the hell was that? 268 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:40,866 What? What do you mean, "What the hell was that?" 269 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:41,667 You kissed me. 270 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,804 Well, I'm not attracted to you. 271 00:11:45,904 --> 00:11:47,806 I'm playing around, Jack. 272 00:11:47,839 --> 00:11:49,475 I'll think about it. 273 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:52,778 What, the last 20 years? 274 00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,248 The recipes. 275 00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,050 I'll get back to you. 276 00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,818 But it might take me a while, 277 00:11:59,851 --> 00:12:01,453 because I'm not that talented. 278 00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:03,355 Johnny. I-- I didn't mean-- 279 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:05,725 Right. 280 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,894 Go for drinks, maybe? 281 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,229 Tomorrow? 282 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,897 Uh... uh, yeah. 283 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,833 Drinks. Uh, tomorrow. 284 00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,836 I know you're a busy guy, so-- 285 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:18,937 I'm not busy. 286 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:19,938 Ay! Ah! 287 00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,840 You crazy. 288 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:23,776 This, buy from Prada! 289 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,813 [♪♪♪] 290 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:30,249 Hey. 291 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,550 Hi. 292 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,919 [♪♪♪] 293 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,194 Meow! 294 00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:47,532 Welcome to Marco Chow Experience. 295 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,869 Marco, please. 296 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,815 [♪♪♪] 297 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,964 Meow! 298 00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:22,901 Born rich, man. 299 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,969 Sometimes, they forget to touch people. 300 00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:30,276 [♪♪♪] 301 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,915 [spazzing out] 302 00:13:39,484 --> 00:13:41,987 [♪♪♪] 303 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,858 [phone chimes] 304 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,425 [Marco groaning and giggling] 305 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,393 Get up. 306 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:50,629 Marco, would you just stop? 307 00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:52,097 Would you move? 308 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,266 [Marco grunts bitterly] 309 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,870 Johnny, what happen? 310 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,505 Shit. I gotta go. 311 00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:02,574 No. 312 00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,642 My sister is talking to Mom and Dad 313 00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,379 for the first time in, like, 10 years. 314 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,047 No... don't go. 315 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,116 It's a-- it's a big deal, Marco! 316 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:12,484 Big deal right here. 317 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,553 Just stop it! Don't touch me. 318 00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:15,954 Okay, okay. 319 00:14:15,987 --> 00:14:17,356 I stop touch. 320 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,891 Marco come with lunch? 321 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:19,891 Stop! 322 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:21,959 Would you just... 323 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:23,395 go? 324 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,364 Home. 325 00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:26,531 Please. 326 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,165 What? 327 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:29,601 I'm sorry, you're just-- 328 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,004 you're not right for the job. 329 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,071 It's too much work 330 00:14:33,104 --> 00:14:35,974 to have to tell you what to do. 331 00:14:36,007 --> 00:14:38,377 You tell me anything. I can do. 332 00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:42,047 Your daddy-- he not know you gay? 333 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,383 You think you're the first genius 334 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,918 to come up with that? 335 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,887 Be gone by the time I get back. 336 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,924 No one fuck with Marco Chow! 337 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,094 Great to see you guys. 338 00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,561 Been looking forward to this lunch. 339 00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,464 Us too, yes. 340 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:00,365 You look gorgeous today, my dear. 341 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:01,667 Thanks, Dad. 342 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,001 Good to see you. 343 00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:06,138 So, it's a nice little lunch. 344 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,507 What? 345 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,041 Hi. 346 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,643 Hi. 347 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,711 What happened to your head? 348 00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,713 Hello, sis. 349 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:17,115 What's going on? 350 00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:19,117 How long's it been? 351 00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,385 A while. 352 00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:22,454 Dad? 353 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,055 You told him? 354 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,557 I thought it was a reunion. 355 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:26,959 I thought he should come. 356 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:29,093 As long as his schedule permitted. 357 00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,462 -Sweetie, would you-- -Come back later, please. 358 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:31,697 Jack Gaang-- 359 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,966 are you that movie star from Hong Kong? 360 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,168 No, he's our Oriental neighbor from the old house. 361 00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,536 In Kitsilano. 362 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,670 "Asian," Mom. He's "Asian." 363 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:41,973 He's not the buffet at the Red Chili Szechuan, 364 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,141 sweetheart, he's an Oriental person. 365 00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:46,078 -No, he is-- -Oh, my God. 366 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,245 You tell her. 367 00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:48,981 No. Go right ahead. 368 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,148 [clink-clink] 369 00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,049 Hello? Hi. 370 00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,617 Guys, um, 371 00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:56,121 this might seem a little... 372 00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,155 well, out of the blue, 373 00:15:57,188 --> 00:15:59,391 but, well... 374 00:16:00,558 --> 00:16:03,128 We're getting married. 375 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,529 I beg your pardon? 376 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:05,497 Who's getting married? 377 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,732 Jack and I. 378 00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,699 We've been in love for a while, so it's... 379 00:16:08,733 --> 00:16:09,566 That's not "out of the blue". 380 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,103 You're completely out of your mind. 381 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:11,870 You! You-- You... 382 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,106 are not invited and may not speak. 383 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:14,873 You say what you want all the time. 384 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,174 You never think about anyone else. 385 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:17,141 I don't want to hear it. 386 00:16:17,175 --> 00:16:18,108 Believe me, I'm thinking about you right now. 387 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,612 We would love for you to come to the wedding, 388 00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,047 and I was thinking 389 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,649 that you could offer him a, um... 390 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:27,185 promotion. 391 00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:28,687 A what? 392 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,756 We would love to buy a house someday, 393 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:31,657 so, you know... 394 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,026 He works for us? Sorry, you work for us? 395 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,060 Yes, sir. Since-- 396 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:36,694 He's a line cook. Here. 397 00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:37,661 Do you mind? 398 00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:38,697 Vivienne! 399 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,198 Yes, Mother. 400 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:42,734 I am marrying a chef. 401 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:47,139 A low-income kid who grew up in a duplex. 402 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,673 God, Mom. 403 00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:52,077 You're a snob. A classist snob. 404 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,278 Why do you think I ran away? 405 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,813 Kiddo! Slow down now. 406 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,615 [♪♪♪] 407 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,050 Look-- 408 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,185 Mom, I'm happy to be here. 409 00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,253 You look beautiful. 410 00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,755 Listen to me. 411 00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,156 For years, I thought this Oriental man-- 412 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,291 Asian, Mom. He's Asian. 413 00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:07,459 ...Kidnapped you. 414 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:10,095 Worried all day and all night, whether you were killed 415 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:11,762 by a triad with a name I can't pronounce! 416 00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:12,897 -Triad? -He's not in a triad! 417 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,167 ...Then, on a Friday, when you know I have my facials, 418 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,068 you drop this on us! 419 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:17,536 -Stop it! -What? 420 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,204 [thud] 421 00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:22,174 Our meeting with Dr. Cheval, 422 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,309 is that next week? 423 00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:25,277 Viv, you're delusional. 424 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,279 Shut up. 425 00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:30,182 Thank me later. 426 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,616 Mr. Jardine-- 427 00:17:31,649 --> 00:17:33,318 Ahem. Mom. Dad. 428 00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:34,520 I'm gay. 429 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:37,556 What? 430 00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,625 You just have to make this about you, don't you? 431 00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:41,693 Sir, the guests. 432 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,128 You know what? 433 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,863 I'm not keeping it down anymore, you know why? 434 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,331 Because I'm gay. 435 00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:50,135 I have always been gay, 436 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,838 and I always will be gay. 437 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,607 There are gays everywhere, people. 438 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,776 I mean, I live in Yaletown. 439 00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,244 Hello! It's the gayest place on Earth. 440 00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:00,679 -Just look at-- -Get a hold of yourself! 441 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,147 -[glass breaking] -Johnny! 442 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,849 It's not the 1900s anymore. 443 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:04,883 No one cares. 444 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:05,851 Please, it's okay. 445 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,221 Your mom ignores it and I just humor you. 446 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,723 You've always played this "Lady's Man." 447 00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,325 That's why we never talked about it. 448 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,261 But, kiddo... you're as queer as they come. 449 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:17,729 -Please! -Everyone knows. 450 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:18,763 No, they don't. 451 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,265 I know. 452 00:18:20,298 --> 00:18:23,268 No duh. I slept with you. 453 00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:24,402 Not just him, Johnny. 454 00:18:24,435 --> 00:18:26,605 Facebook, Twitter... 455 00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,607 Everywhere. 456 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,809 Here, let me show you. 457 00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,244 -Dad. Please. -Renard, sit. 458 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,111 Show of hands, please, everyone. 459 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,413 You're all here at Jardine's today. 460 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:36,680 You know who owns it? 461 00:18:36,714 --> 00:18:39,783 Excellent! Thank you. 462 00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:43,288 Now, who here knew that "John Jardine," 463 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:46,625 that spoiled French kid who anglicized his name 464 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:50,195 'cause he didn't like being called "Jean," like a girl, 465 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:52,164 who knew that John Jardine was gay? 466 00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:57,769 Everyone! Thank you. 467 00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:00,772 Mystery solved. No one cares. 468 00:19:00,805 --> 00:19:02,174 Well, I do. 469 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,241 It's your issue, honey. 470 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,909 Not his. Now, listen to me. 471 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,179 Your preference for dangly bits aside-- 472 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,714 what should this really be about? 473 00:19:09,747 --> 00:19:10,916 What do you want? 474 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:14,386 You know what? I need my own life. 475 00:19:16,254 --> 00:19:19,190 You and Mom had everything laid out for me, 476 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,860 and I mean, thank you, for the "leg up" and all, 477 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:24,196 but there has to be more to life 478 00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,965 than just gay bars and fine dining. 479 00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:30,235 I mean, that's all I do, and that's all people see. 480 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:31,069 It's, like, I've got 481 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:33,338 a goddamn "John Jardine" T-shirt on, 482 00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,340 and yet nobody knows anything about me. 483 00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,174 Solutions, kiddo. 484 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,742 Quit masturbating on the problems. 485 00:19:37,775 --> 00:19:38,977 Let's eat. 486 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,245 [Monique]: Renard. 487 00:19:40,278 --> 00:19:41,880 "Masticating." Sorry, honey. 488 00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:43,381 Perrier and lemon. 489 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:44,783 And he will not be staying. 490 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,284 -Right away. -Dad, I'm not done. 491 00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:47,786 We know that. 492 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:51,255 Johnny, go somewhere else, figure it out. 493 00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:54,893 We're here for Vivienne and Jack today. 494 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:57,262 Forget the Perrier. Champagne. 495 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,433 Very good, sir. 496 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,002 Credit cards, Johnny. 497 00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,371 Put 'em on the table. 498 00:20:07,538 --> 00:20:09,274 You want your own life? 499 00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:11,343 You can handle being fired. 500 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,278 [laughs] 501 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,982 What? 502 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,251 You heard me. 503 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,754 Did he hear me? 504 00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:24,956 Don't be cruel. 505 00:20:24,989 --> 00:20:28,393 No, you know what? I can do better. 506 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,896 Here. 507 00:20:31,929 --> 00:20:33,331 Take that. 508 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:36,401 So, how long have you been with Jardine's? 509 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,370 Uh-- 510 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,505 I recall a delightful-- 511 00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:41,773 How is your Mother? 512 00:20:41,806 --> 00:20:44,409 She's-- She's well, yeah. 513 00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:46,478 Congratulations, Jack, buddy. 514 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,417 Good luck with the wedding. 515 00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,425 Well... 516 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,360 Wonder what we'll have today. 517 00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:04,496 What would you like to start with? 518 00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:09,301 [♪♪♪] 519 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,058 No, I don't eat meat. 520 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,958 -You're looking well. -I'm vegetarian. 521 00:21:34,992 --> 00:21:36,027 Thank you! 522 00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,095 I know some great asparagus dishes. 523 00:21:37,128 --> 00:21:39,364 Excuse me? Asparagus? 524 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,335 I tell you people family secret. 525 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,469 Great. Which one? 526 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,541 John Jardine is gay! 527 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,509 Ah. 528 00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:52,910 [laughing] 529 00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,446 What? You not believe? 530 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,980 You missed the train, cutie. 531 00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:57,482 Miss train? 532 00:21:57,515 --> 00:22:00,518 No. I from Shenzhen, China. I fly. 533 00:22:00,551 --> 00:22:02,354 Train not come from China, go Canada. 534 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:03,455 Weren't you under his desk? 535 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:04,356 Honey. 536 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,123 How about suing for sexual harassment? 537 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:08,993 Yes! I can sue! 538 00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:10,495 No, no, no. Silly. 539 00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:11,596 I'll give you a much better deal, 540 00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:12,563 trust me. 541 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:19,371 Oh, thanks. 542 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:20,905 Hey! 543 00:22:20,938 --> 00:22:22,006 What are you doing? 544 00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,508 That costs money. 545 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:26,444 I'll pay for it. Please. Don't fire me. 546 00:22:26,477 --> 00:22:28,480 He was eating garbage before. 547 00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:32,851 Wait. Can you still fire me? 548 00:22:32,884 --> 00:22:34,519 I could rat you out. 549 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,490 Or you could... 550 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,492 you know. 551 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,393 Text me. 552 00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:45,129 We'll discuss your penance over dinner. 553 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:48,566 I texted you all week, John Jardine. 554 00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:50,534 You never text back. 555 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:53,405 Joe, come on. 556 00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:56,508 It's not my name, John. G.F.Y. 557 00:22:58,142 --> 00:23:00,078 What kind of name is G.F.Y.? 558 00:23:00,111 --> 00:23:01,613 Go fuck yourself. 559 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,849 "G.F.Y." 560 00:23:09,954 --> 00:23:13,124 [♪♪♪] 561 00:23:13,157 --> 00:23:14,458 [Monique]: What is this? 562 00:23:14,492 --> 00:23:16,060 [Renard]: Ah, nicely plated. 563 00:23:16,093 --> 00:23:18,696 [Monique]: That's about it. 564 00:23:18,729 --> 00:23:20,498 You can start, Dad. 565 00:23:20,531 --> 00:23:22,533 Okay. 566 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,936 John. 567 00:23:24,969 --> 00:23:26,137 Can I talk to you? 568 00:23:26,170 --> 00:23:27,939 Uh, no. No. I'm talking to you. 569 00:23:27,972 --> 00:23:30,708 Why are you marrying Viv? 570 00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:31,676 We're best friends. 571 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,044 I didn't even know you guys kept in touch. 572 00:23:33,077 --> 00:23:33,911 Your point? 573 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:36,080 She's got emotional problems, Jack! 574 00:23:36,113 --> 00:23:37,182 -She doesn't need marriage. -You make shit up. 575 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:40,083 I'm not. Look. 576 00:23:40,117 --> 00:23:42,454 You don't have to marry into the family 577 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,956 to get your recipes looked at. 578 00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:47,025 Are you completely blind? 579 00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:49,027 We've been living together for forever. 580 00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,094 If you talked to her once in a while, 581 00:23:50,127 --> 00:23:51,095 you would've known. 582 00:23:51,128 --> 00:23:52,496 We have talked. 583 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:54,999 Yeah, all the time-- like, once a year. 584 00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:57,034 And you only talk about you. 585 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:58,970 You are screwing with your life! 586 00:23:59,003 --> 00:24:00,038 Whatever. 587 00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:02,506 We're in our 20s, party age. 588 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:04,609 You can't tell me 589 00:24:04,642 --> 00:24:06,478 kissing me didn't mean anything. 590 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,980 You looked like you needed it. 591 00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:10,581 You kissed me back. 592 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,016 It was awesome. 593 00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:13,051 Really the best. 594 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,252 I needed you to kiss me? 595 00:24:14,285 --> 00:24:15,653 Well, yeah. 596 00:24:15,686 --> 00:24:17,956 Lady Gaga fingering her fans. 597 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,624 There. You see? 598 00:24:19,657 --> 00:24:20,992 Gaga reference. 599 00:24:21,025 --> 00:24:22,694 You can't be straight. 600 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:23,761 No way. 601 00:24:23,794 --> 00:24:25,530 Who do you think you are? 602 00:24:25,563 --> 00:24:27,065 You now know me all of a sudden? 603 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,700 Yesterday, you blanked on my name. 604 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:31,034 I love her. 605 00:24:31,068 --> 00:24:34,138 It's about commitment and family, not sex. 606 00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:35,773 Marriage without sex? 607 00:24:35,806 --> 00:24:37,108 Vivienne have a say? 608 00:24:37,141 --> 00:24:40,044 You're a sex-without- marriage robot. 609 00:24:40,077 --> 00:24:41,012 What's the difference? 610 00:24:41,045 --> 00:24:42,680 Sex without-- 611 00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:44,549 What is this, the 1950s? 612 00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:45,650 I need business advice. 613 00:24:45,683 --> 00:24:47,785 Last time I checked, you're out of a job. 614 00:24:47,818 --> 00:24:49,521 Plenty of time to read. 615 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:52,524 Jack... 616 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,526 I didn't throw this out the window. 617 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:55,560 It was an accident. 618 00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:56,728 -Whatever. -No, not whatever! 619 00:24:56,761 --> 00:25:00,565 You keep having this delusion I'm some heartless prick. 620 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:02,501 I'm totally generous, I swear. 621 00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:07,605 I'm thinking partnership, John, not charity. 622 00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:09,774 That's not what I meant. 623 00:25:09,807 --> 00:25:11,009 I'll read every word. 624 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:13,278 I promise. 625 00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:17,682 Weren't you, like, having lunch? 626 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,254 I went to the men's room. 627 00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:25,156 You owe me drinks, 628 00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:29,060 and dinner to talk about recipes. 629 00:25:29,093 --> 00:25:31,630 Yeah. Whatever. 630 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:35,600 [♪♪♪] 631 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,704 Afternoon, Mr. Jardine. 632 00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:41,640 Hey... 633 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,643 Bruce? 634 00:25:45,743 --> 00:25:46,711 Yeah. 635 00:25:49,747 --> 00:25:50,715 Alright. 636 00:25:50,748 --> 00:25:52,551 I'm Bruce. 637 00:25:53,684 --> 00:25:55,987 [♪♪♪] 638 00:26:00,691 --> 00:26:02,594 There something wrong with the elevator? 639 00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,195 Oh, it's on strike again, eh? 640 00:26:04,228 --> 00:26:06,731 Maybe they want a raise, 'cause it's a-- 641 00:26:06,764 --> 00:26:09,067 An elevator? 642 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,002 See your card, sir? 643 00:26:12,136 --> 00:26:14,238 Call me John. 644 00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,675 Sure. [spits] 645 00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:22,647 I didn't think of that. 646 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,750 [phone rings] 647 00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:27,185 Ah. 648 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:28,587 Security. 649 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,756 Yeah. 650 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,593 Okay. Bye-bye. 651 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:40,064 Can't let you in the building, sir. 652 00:26:40,097 --> 00:26:41,699 What? 653 00:26:41,732 --> 00:26:42,767 Sorry, sir, you're gonna have to 654 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,302 deal with the office directly. 655 00:26:44,335 --> 00:26:45,637 Stop fooling around, Bruce. 656 00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,772 Just need to grab a few things. 657 00:26:48,739 --> 00:26:50,675 [phone beeps] 658 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,283 Sir, that's not for the public's-- 659 00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:02,086 Yeah, it's an emergency. 660 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,321 Hold on. 661 00:27:03,354 --> 00:27:05,657 Call me John. I told you. 662 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:08,726 -[phone rings] -Right. 663 00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:09,727 [beep] 664 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,728 Yes? 665 00:27:10,761 --> 00:27:13,164 My key card won't work and my phone's busted. 666 00:27:13,197 --> 00:27:14,264 Who's this? 667 00:27:14,298 --> 00:27:15,800 Dad, it's me. 668 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:18,770 [beep] 669 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,937 Dad? 670 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,272 [dial tone buzzing] 671 00:27:21,305 --> 00:27:23,675 Dad? 672 00:27:28,345 --> 00:27:30,682 [♪♪♪] 673 00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:43,895 [rattling securely] 674 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:46,764 What? 675 00:27:46,797 --> 00:27:49,668 [thumps] 676 00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:53,870 Yes? Ah. Hello! 677 00:27:53,904 --> 00:27:55,373 Get out. 678 00:27:55,406 --> 00:27:57,809 No. Now is Marco Chow home. 679 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,410 Present from your daddy. 680 00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:01,713 He say you not come in. 681 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,481 Marco! You're on a visa. 682 00:28:03,514 --> 00:28:04,549 You're E.S.L. 683 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:06,951 You can't even work in this country, let alone-- 684 00:28:06,984 --> 00:28:07,918 That's my shirt. 685 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,788 No. 686 00:28:10,821 --> 00:28:11,889 Alright, I get it. 687 00:28:11,922 --> 00:28:14,192 Thank Dad for the life lesson, just-- 688 00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:15,493 No, no, no, no, no! 689 00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:17,395 I am boss now. 690 00:28:17,428 --> 00:28:19,497 You should put out, for me put in. 691 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,365 Shut up and listen. 692 00:28:21,398 --> 00:28:23,834 You're not that original. 693 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:25,937 I walk around with dollar signs on my face. 694 00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:27,872 Just... 695 00:28:27,905 --> 00:28:29,340 Alright. 696 00:28:29,373 --> 00:28:31,275 You win today. 697 00:28:31,308 --> 00:28:34,445 You can take the condo. 698 00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:36,347 Just go back to school, okay? 699 00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:38,449 Work on your English, at least. 700 00:28:38,482 --> 00:28:40,785 -Marco! -Marco? 701 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,355 We "twistering" yet? 702 00:28:44,388 --> 00:28:45,822 No. 703 00:28:45,856 --> 00:28:48,392 John think to success in life, 704 00:28:48,425 --> 00:28:50,194 must improve English first. 705 00:28:50,227 --> 00:28:51,295 Oh. 706 00:28:51,328 --> 00:28:53,498 It's not about English, it's-- 707 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,265 Shouldn't you guys be at work? 708 00:28:55,299 --> 00:28:57,535 We're on a break. 709 00:28:57,568 --> 00:28:59,303 Education is important, Marco. 710 00:28:59,336 --> 00:29:00,972 Okay, lesson learnt. 711 00:29:01,939 --> 00:29:04,976 Why talk good when you look like you? 712 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,511 Boxers or briefs? 713 00:29:06,544 --> 00:29:07,912 Don't remember. 714 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,848 Briefs. 715 00:29:10,881 --> 00:29:12,850 Brand? 716 00:29:12,883 --> 00:29:14,285 Calvins. 717 00:29:14,318 --> 00:29:16,221 Mm, so last season. 718 00:29:17,421 --> 00:29:18,522 Guys, come on. 719 00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:21,893 You know the saying. It's what's inside that counts. 720 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,060 Embarrassing. 721 00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,862 -What? Guys-- -Bye-bye. 722 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:26,931 [slam] 723 00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:31,536 Look, a promotion just isn't my thing. 724 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,503 I want my own kitchen. 725 00:29:32,536 --> 00:29:33,404 I know! 726 00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:35,273 But you don't get your own restaurant 727 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,541 just by working hard. 728 00:29:36,574 --> 00:29:38,843 Do you know how much money it takes? 729 00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:40,478 A million, to start a business. 730 00:29:40,511 --> 00:29:43,047 That's why we need Mom and Dad. 731 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,816 You've got talent, Jack, 732 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,818 but you can't just hide in your food. 733 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:47,885 I'll work overtime. 734 00:29:47,918 --> 00:29:49,053 Ugh, not the point. 735 00:29:49,086 --> 00:29:50,822 Look. I hear you. 736 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:51,856 Being back with your family's 737 00:29:51,889 --> 00:29:53,824 not exactly creme brulee, 738 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,025 but I appreciate it. 739 00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,961 Good. 740 00:29:56,994 --> 00:29:59,297 So, where does John fit in? 741 00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:00,898 What? 742 00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:03,367 You talked to him today, right? 743 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,069 Why? What happened? 744 00:30:05,102 --> 00:30:06,604 Happened? What... 745 00:30:06,637 --> 00:30:08,973 He's giving me advice. 746 00:30:09,006 --> 00:30:10,875 You're lying. 747 00:30:10,908 --> 00:30:12,577 You're doing that thing you do when you lie. 748 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,878 What thing? 749 00:30:13,911 --> 00:30:15,112 You open your eyes really big. 750 00:30:15,145 --> 00:30:16,514 Vivienne, why would I lie? 751 00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:18,082 I don't know. Why would you? 752 00:30:18,115 --> 00:30:19,383 It's nothing. 753 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:20,918 I saw him at work last week. 754 00:30:20,951 --> 00:30:22,887 Still lying. 755 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,857 I went to show him my recipes 756 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:29,360 to catch a break legitimately. 757 00:30:29,393 --> 00:30:30,862 [sighs heavily] 758 00:30:30,895 --> 00:30:33,598 Okay, not lying, but hurtful. 759 00:30:33,631 --> 00:30:35,633 It's not legitimate to ask your father-in-law, 760 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:37,301 who actually knows about food, 761 00:30:37,334 --> 00:30:38,903 for a job? 762 00:30:38,936 --> 00:30:40,137 You'd rather ask some good-for-nothing playboy 763 00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:41,939 who pretends to be your boss? 764 00:30:41,972 --> 00:30:43,341 I don't think he's as bad as people think-- 765 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,042 Hey, Dad. 766 00:30:45,075 --> 00:30:47,078 Hey, Oli. 767 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:48,546 Uh, heads up. 768 00:30:48,579 --> 00:30:51,014 Sorry. We back early. 769 00:30:51,048 --> 00:30:52,617 He not like High School Musical. 770 00:30:52,650 --> 00:30:54,385 But you lied. 771 00:30:54,418 --> 00:30:55,953 Mom, she lied. 772 00:30:55,986 --> 00:30:58,522 You said we'd watch basketball. 773 00:30:58,555 --> 00:31:00,491 Singing about it isn't the same. 774 00:31:00,524 --> 00:31:02,459 Ma, do you mind taking him inside? 775 00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,061 Viv and I need to have a talk 776 00:31:04,094 --> 00:31:05,463 about why she thinks I'm having second doubts 777 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:06,631 about our marriage. 778 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:08,532 [scoffs] Wrong. 779 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:09,567 I'm not the one thinking. 780 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,534 Grab the ball, Oli. Let's go. 781 00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:12,536 What you mean, "marriage"? 782 00:31:12,569 --> 00:31:14,938 Ma... I was gonna-- 783 00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:16,941 You get married, you not tell me? 784 00:31:16,974 --> 00:31:18,408 This is good fortune. Big news! 785 00:31:18,442 --> 00:31:19,477 Ma, don't yell. 786 00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:20,578 Ow. 787 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:22,480 I not yell. I ask. 788 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:25,049 You two have so many big secret, 789 00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:27,051 why you not tell me that you have wedding? 790 00:31:32,489 --> 00:31:34,025 I need to-- Oh. 791 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,059 Dinner? 792 00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:36,160 Crash for the night maybe? 793 00:31:36,193 --> 00:31:37,662 I am sorry, Monsieur. 794 00:31:37,695 --> 00:31:39,030 Strict orders. 795 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,631 You are no longer 796 00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:42,199 part of the family. 797 00:31:42,232 --> 00:31:43,368 I know you like my condo. 798 00:31:44,735 --> 00:31:47,071 Have a party there, go nuts. 799 00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:49,473 Your father changed the locks, Monsieur. 800 00:31:49,506 --> 00:31:51,075 These keys no longer work. 801 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:55,079 [locks snapping shut] 802 00:32:07,024 --> 00:32:10,628 Is there anything else I should know? 803 00:32:10,661 --> 00:32:12,129 I sat on a golf ball once, 804 00:32:12,162 --> 00:32:13,464 had to have it removed. 805 00:32:13,497 --> 00:32:16,000 Jack... 806 00:32:16,033 --> 00:32:18,034 My dad left before I was born 807 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:20,204 so I have no idea what he looks like. 808 00:32:20,237 --> 00:32:22,006 Nor do I care. 809 00:32:23,507 --> 00:32:24,642 I know. 810 00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:26,043 Okay, listen... 811 00:32:26,076 --> 00:32:27,645 John pushed me off the tree fort 812 00:32:27,678 --> 00:32:29,080 when we were nine. 813 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:29,981 But we never talked about it 814 00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:32,582 because, well, he started ignoring me, 815 00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:33,617 so whatever. 816 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:34,986 I'm over it. 817 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,253 What else do you want to know? 818 00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:40,458 Are you in love with him? 819 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,160 Jack? 820 00:32:43,193 --> 00:32:44,028 Are you-- 821 00:32:44,061 --> 00:32:45,696 Love's relative, Viv. 822 00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:47,999 Who cares? 823 00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:49,667 What? I care! 824 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,502 I'm not in love with him. 825 00:32:51,535 --> 00:32:53,104 Viv, I'm not in love with him! 826 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:54,072 Lying. 827 00:32:58,108 --> 00:32:59,610 Sorry, you mind cooking for once, Viv? 828 00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:01,212 Thanks. 829 00:33:35,612 --> 00:33:36,446 You deserve to suffer, 830 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,051 but I can't stand anyone eating garbage. 831 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,687 Sorry about giving you a hard time today. 832 00:33:44,721 --> 00:33:47,758 I might have deserved it. 833 00:33:47,791 --> 00:33:49,460 Join me for that dinner now? 834 00:33:52,329 --> 00:33:53,597 Funeral or fashion? 835 00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:55,166 Performance artist. 836 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:57,068 Like what? 837 00:33:57,101 --> 00:33:58,102 Like a mime? 838 00:33:58,135 --> 00:33:59,737 [chuckles] No. A beat poet. 839 00:33:59,770 --> 00:34:02,106 You're shitting me? 840 00:34:02,139 --> 00:34:03,306 Why? 841 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,274 That didn't take long. 842 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:05,709 Wait. 843 00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:07,178 I'm sorry, 844 00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:08,179 that's great. 845 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,612 Good for you. 846 00:34:09,646 --> 00:34:11,115 Don't patronize me, John. 847 00:34:11,148 --> 00:34:12,283 I know you can't imagine any of us with a brain 848 00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:13,317 or a personality. 849 00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,118 That's not true. 850 00:34:15,152 --> 00:34:18,255 I just-- we just, um... 851 00:34:18,288 --> 00:34:20,257 we just never got around to it. 852 00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:23,127 Yeah, second dates aren't your thing. 853 00:34:25,161 --> 00:34:27,764 I'm sorry I didn't text back. 854 00:34:27,797 --> 00:34:29,232 I'm sure you're really interesting. 855 00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:30,367 Oh, man. 856 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,302 Really interesting 857 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:32,235 for an incredibly hot, 858 00:34:32,268 --> 00:34:33,337 really easy waiter. 859 00:34:33,370 --> 00:34:35,105 Man, you are such a dick. 860 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:38,176 Being hot doesn't exclude having a purpose, you know. 861 00:34:39,275 --> 00:34:40,210 Yeah. 862 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,547 I'm starting to get that. 863 00:34:44,681 --> 00:34:46,817 You have a place to sleep tonight? 864 00:34:46,850 --> 00:34:48,553 And, no, that's not a come-on. I do mean sleep. 865 00:34:50,754 --> 00:34:52,322 I have a couch. 866 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,127 I'll be fine. 867 00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:59,296 Okay. 868 00:34:59,329 --> 00:35:00,264 Well... 869 00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:02,266 good luck. 870 00:35:04,401 --> 00:35:06,303 My name's Paul. 871 00:35:06,336 --> 00:35:07,638 In case you were wondering, 872 00:35:07,671 --> 00:35:09,272 at all. 873 00:35:09,306 --> 00:35:11,275 Try not to be such an asshole all the time. 874 00:35:11,308 --> 00:35:12,276 See you around. 875 00:35:17,948 --> 00:35:20,585 [♪♪♪] 876 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,768 Ready, kiddo? 877 00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:39,370 Yup. 878 00:35:40,337 --> 00:35:41,372 Hi. 879 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:43,374 [sighing] 880 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,842 What? 881 00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,844 How do you know where we live? 882 00:35:46,877 --> 00:35:50,681 Your fiance works for us, remember? 883 00:35:50,714 --> 00:35:51,782 Hi. 884 00:35:51,815 --> 00:35:53,250 Oliver. 885 00:35:53,283 --> 00:35:55,185 I am your Uncle John. 886 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,188 I've heard a lot about you. 887 00:35:57,221 --> 00:35:59,423 Well, I'm sorry we didn't meet sooner. 888 00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:00,824 What is going on? 889 00:36:00,857 --> 00:36:01,792 Mom's sick of Dad's cooking. 890 00:36:01,825 --> 00:36:04,194 Oli! 891 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,163 Viv! 892 00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:09,667 You told me that Oli's Dad was some... 893 00:36:10,867 --> 00:36:12,436 really awesome dude 894 00:36:12,469 --> 00:36:13,370 from some really classy-- 895 00:36:13,403 --> 00:36:14,805 John! 896 00:36:14,838 --> 00:36:17,408 You know that Jack is Oli's Father. 897 00:36:17,441 --> 00:36:18,408 Please. 898 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,377 I'm not gonna tell you my secrets! 899 00:36:21,411 --> 00:36:22,780 Everyone says I look like my Dad. 900 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:24,315 Okay. 901 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:25,749 You do. 902 00:36:25,782 --> 00:36:27,284 You have a dad. 903 00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:28,886 Great! 904 00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:30,854 We're moving out, John. 905 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:33,724 Jack and I, 906 00:36:33,757 --> 00:36:35,359 it's over. 907 00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,698 He finally told you? 908 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:41,832 Oli... 909 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:43,234 Can you get a cab? 910 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:43,901 But I have to go to the bathroom. 911 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,402 No. You just went. 912 00:36:45,435 --> 00:36:46,337 But the doctor said whenever I want-- 913 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,438 Oli, find a cab, now. 914 00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:48,405 [grumbles] 915 00:36:48,438 --> 00:36:49,807 Go. 916 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,542 [sighing] 917 00:36:51,575 --> 00:36:52,944 Jack finally told me what? 918 00:36:53,844 --> 00:36:56,013 Why are you leaving again? 919 00:36:56,046 --> 00:36:57,381 Why are you here? 920 00:36:57,414 --> 00:36:59,350 I had to talk to Jack for a second. 921 00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,484 Oli, he's seeing a doctor? 922 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:01,884 Don't change the subject. 923 00:37:01,918 --> 00:37:03,454 You don't even know Jack. 924 00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:04,421 Why are you here? 925 00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:05,155 I don't know. 926 00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:08,425 I guess, um, I came for you. 927 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,393 For you. 928 00:37:09,426 --> 00:37:10,894 Because I am out on my ass 929 00:37:10,927 --> 00:37:14,265 and you're the only family still talking to me. 930 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:16,399 Barely, but still. 931 00:37:18,468 --> 00:37:19,301 No, Viv-- 932 00:37:19,336 --> 00:37:21,404 Yes, yes. You need a place to stay. 933 00:37:21,438 --> 00:37:24,341 Jack needs someone to cook for. 934 00:37:24,374 --> 00:37:25,408 [sighing] 935 00:37:25,442 --> 00:37:26,377 Taxi, hey! 936 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,745 Oli! 937 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:29,714 Wait. 938 00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:33,417 You're the only man Jack ever wanted. 939 00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,752 There. 940 00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:36,287 I said it. 941 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,454 Good. Happy? 942 00:37:37,487 --> 00:37:38,489 Okay. 943 00:37:38,522 --> 00:37:39,523 What? 944 00:37:39,556 --> 00:37:41,392 Viv... Viv! 945 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,027 Okay, okay, okay. 946 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,428 Okay, what? 947 00:37:44,461 --> 00:37:45,361 Hello! 948 00:37:45,395 --> 00:37:46,363 Kindergarten. 949 00:37:46,396 --> 00:37:47,331 Middle school, 950 00:37:47,364 --> 00:37:48,365 high school. 951 00:37:48,398 --> 00:37:50,334 What about them? 952 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:51,468 He ended up working for you. 953 00:37:51,501 --> 00:37:53,404 So? Lots of people work for me, Viv. 954 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:54,438 He slept with your sister. 955 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,409 Once upon a time. 956 00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:00,344 Look, he's the father of your nephew. 957 00:38:00,377 --> 00:38:02,046 Duh. 958 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,348 He's been dancing around, arms flailing 959 00:38:04,381 --> 00:38:05,382 for, like, decades, 960 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:07,351 he's just never had the balls to talk to you. 961 00:38:07,384 --> 00:38:09,386 Not that you deserve any more adoration-- 962 00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,355 That doesn't make any sense at all. 963 00:38:11,388 --> 00:38:15,926 You've got, what, five million friends online, Johnny. 964 00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:18,361 I mean, who the hell can compete with that? 965 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:22,866 You know, you could've told me. 966 00:38:22,899 --> 00:38:24,535 Mom! Taxi! 967 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:27,071 No. No... 968 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:30,107 I am not a match-making fruit-fly. 969 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:32,509 For once, figure something out for yourself. 970 00:38:42,085 --> 00:38:44,422 You don't deserve him, Johnny. 971 00:38:48,158 --> 00:38:49,593 Ice cream in the freezer-- 972 00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:52,363 don't eat the mint chip. 973 00:38:53,063 --> 00:38:54,431 I love you, Johnny, 974 00:38:54,464 --> 00:38:55,232 for some reason, I do, 975 00:38:55,265 --> 00:38:57,801 and Jack is family, too, now, okay? 976 00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,037 My family. 977 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:03,374 Treat him like caviar. 978 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,850 [♪♪♪] 979 00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:26,624 [shower running] 980 00:40:34,631 --> 00:40:35,598 Hello? 981 00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:38,502 [shrieks] 982 00:40:47,043 --> 00:40:48,545 Oh! 983 00:40:48,578 --> 00:40:49,613 Ow! 984 00:40:50,647 --> 00:40:52,115 You never seen a naked man before? 985 00:40:52,148 --> 00:40:53,217 What the hell? 986 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,651 Put some clothes on. What is this? 987 00:40:54,684 --> 00:40:57,221 What is with the apples, Jack? 988 00:41:01,057 --> 00:41:02,558 Viv and Oli just left. 989 00:41:02,592 --> 00:41:03,793 They said I could crash here. 990 00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:06,163 So, as long as you don't kill me in the middle of the night, 991 00:41:06,196 --> 00:41:07,764 I'll take the couch. 992 00:41:07,797 --> 00:41:08,732 They're gone, Jack. 993 00:41:08,765 --> 00:41:12,169 They moved out. 994 00:41:12,202 --> 00:41:13,537 You should talk to her. 995 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,641 Get out. 996 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:20,077 What? 997 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:20,077 Get out. 998 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,512 Right now. 999 00:41:21,545 --> 00:41:23,247 Hey, hey, hey, remember 5th grade, 1000 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,181 when I had a wedgie, you helped. 1001 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:26,550 I can't do stuff for you people anymore! 1002 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,185 If you can't afford to pay me, 1003 00:41:28,218 --> 00:41:29,185 why should I work? 1004 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:30,721 "You people" as in tall people? 1005 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:31,788 Funny! 1006 00:41:31,821 --> 00:41:33,656 You said I make good coin? 1007 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:36,260 You don't even know what you pay your employees, John. 1008 00:41:36,293 --> 00:41:38,095 I live in a box! 1009 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:39,196 What you see, this is it, 1010 00:41:39,229 --> 00:41:42,031 and it's half my freaking salary. 1011 00:41:42,065 --> 00:41:44,201 Okay, I'm sorry. 1012 00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:48,005 I guess I didn't... I didn't mean... 1013 00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:49,139 For now, 1014 00:41:49,172 --> 00:41:50,173 I'll do your dishes. 1015 00:41:50,206 --> 00:41:51,675 Did you look at my proposal? 1016 00:41:57,647 --> 00:41:59,182 I'm sorry I ate your ice cream. 1017 00:41:59,215 --> 00:42:00,684 Get out! 1018 00:42:01,751 --> 00:42:02,653 Jack! 1019 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,154 Jack, I'll find it tomorrow. 1020 00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:05,589 I'll read it tomorrow, 1021 00:42:05,622 --> 00:42:06,589 then we can have a meeting after. 1022 00:42:06,623 --> 00:42:08,191 We are not having a meeting. 1023 00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:10,027 Here's a recap-- 1024 00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:13,630 the family that I've been building a future for just left. 1025 00:42:13,663 --> 00:42:15,632 Get out, and let me cry over it! 1026 00:42:15,665 --> 00:42:17,601 Jack, at least let me get my clothes! 1027 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:18,268 Out! 1028 00:42:18,301 --> 00:42:19,202 My underwear, then? 1029 00:42:19,235 --> 00:42:20,170 Jack! 1030 00:42:20,203 --> 00:42:21,705 Jack! 1031 00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:27,144 I didn't know Oli was your kid, Jack! 1032 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:30,681 I would've been more subtle about the whole marriage thing. 1033 00:42:31,881 --> 00:42:33,317 [roars in frustration] 1034 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:34,317 Eat your underwear, 1035 00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:36,253 you piece of shit! 1036 00:42:36,286 --> 00:42:37,321 I'm sorry! 1037 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:42,625 [♪♪♪] 1038 00:43:21,798 --> 00:43:23,700 [buzzes door lock] 1039 00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:36,713 Oh, hey, sir. 1040 00:43:36,746 --> 00:43:38,715 Sorry, we lock up after hours. 1041 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:39,716 Were you at the gym? 1042 00:43:39,749 --> 00:43:41,752 No, not tonight. 1043 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,252 Egg roll? 1044 00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:44,755 No, I'm fine. 1045 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:47,124 Have you seen a red folder? 1046 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:48,191 What... this? 1047 00:43:48,224 --> 00:43:49,393 Oh, thank God. 1048 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,727 Oh, whoops, sorry, I thought that was trash. 1049 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,928 Recycling came by, took the pages out, 1050 00:43:51,961 --> 00:43:53,163 about an hour ago. 1051 00:43:53,196 --> 00:43:55,098 No, no, no, no. 1052 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,368 [chuckling] Gotcha. 1053 00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:01,171 Wow. 1054 00:44:01,204 --> 00:44:02,139 Sense of humor, eh? 1055 00:44:05,241 --> 00:44:06,309 Sorry, sir, if I could-- 1056 00:44:06,342 --> 00:44:07,344 John, 1057 00:44:07,377 --> 00:44:08,779 you have this look of guilt 1058 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:09,747 every time you come here. 1059 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:12,816 You gotta just eat, sleep, work, and play. 1060 00:44:12,849 --> 00:44:13,884 You know, relax a bit. 1061 00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:14,851 Like your dad, 1062 00:44:14,884 --> 00:44:15,786 he's great with that. 1063 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:16,854 [chuckling] 1064 00:44:16,887 --> 00:44:18,756 Aw, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it a thing. 1065 00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:20,391 It's Bruce, right? 1066 00:44:20,424 --> 00:44:22,793 I've been here for, like, five years, man. 1067 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,428 Yeah, I know, 1068 00:44:24,461 --> 00:44:26,962 it's a thing I have. 1069 00:44:26,996 --> 00:44:28,165 Oh, wow, are you on meds? 1070 00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:30,267 Sorry. 1071 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,068 No, I mean, 1072 00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:34,271 I have trouble remembering names. 1073 00:44:34,304 --> 00:44:36,273 It's Bruce. Bruce Weber. 1074 00:44:36,306 --> 00:44:37,808 Like the photographer? 1075 00:44:38,475 --> 00:44:40,844 He's one of the best male gay nude-- 1076 00:44:40,877 --> 00:44:41,878 Wow. 1077 00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:42,913 Yeah. 1078 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:43,846 Yeah, never mind. 1079 00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:47,017 Look, was I out of line? 1080 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,418 You know, with the whole gay-- 1081 00:44:48,451 --> 00:44:49,453 the guilt-- 1082 00:44:49,486 --> 00:44:51,288 the guilt thing? 1083 00:44:51,321 --> 00:44:52,422 No. 1084 00:44:52,455 --> 00:44:55,792 No, I appreciate it, Bruce. 1085 00:44:55,825 --> 00:44:58,361 And good eye. 1086 00:44:58,394 --> 00:45:00,497 Eyes. 1087 00:45:00,530 --> 00:45:01,498 [chuckles] 1088 00:45:01,531 --> 00:45:02,933 I think I'm gonna go. 1089 00:45:05,902 --> 00:45:10,407 Hey... how often do you eat Chinese? 1090 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,743 It was on special. 1091 00:45:18,915 --> 00:45:19,749 Ma, we keep telling you, 1092 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:20,917 you don't need to buy so much stuff. 1093 00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:23,854 Ah, cheap, cheap. No worry. 1094 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:26,523 Buy more, big discount. 1095 00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:27,924 Cannot eat so many. 1096 00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:29,993 Thanks. 1097 00:45:30,026 --> 00:45:32,863 I come here also 1098 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:35,365 because I want to tell you story of your father. 1099 00:45:35,398 --> 00:45:37,400 Ma, I don't think I can handle it right now. 1100 00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:39,236 He not bad man. 1101 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:41,337 Your Father... 1102 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:43,874 actually, he not even a man. 1103 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:44,941 Wait, what do you mean? 1104 00:45:44,974 --> 00:45:46,343 Jack, put the fish in the bottom, 1105 00:45:46,376 --> 00:45:47,277 not in the freezer. 1106 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:48,311 Must eat fresh. 1107 00:45:48,344 --> 00:45:49,312 What do you mean he's not a-- 1108 00:45:49,345 --> 00:45:52,915 Fish! Fridge! Now! 1109 00:45:52,949 --> 00:45:53,884 I'm getting flashes-- 1110 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,452 I'm coming out from a zoo. 1111 00:45:55,485 --> 00:45:56,486 You mind finishing your story? 1112 00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:58,821 Oh, not from zoo. From jar. 1113 00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:01,792 Uh... 1983, 1114 00:46:01,825 --> 00:46:02,859 Beijing University, 1115 00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,328 first time test-tube experiment. 1116 00:46:05,361 --> 00:46:07,330 They ask for volunteer 1117 00:46:07,363 --> 00:46:08,431 to put sperm from refrigerator 1118 00:46:08,464 --> 00:46:09,366 into my-- 1119 00:46:09,399 --> 00:46:11,868 Ooh... whoa. 1120 00:46:13,336 --> 00:46:14,904 I tell you this now, 1121 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:18,341 because I see you marry for wrong reason. 1122 00:46:18,374 --> 00:46:20,176 You choose your own family. 1123 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:22,913 You not have to be same like everyone else. 1124 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,548 [knock on door] 1125 00:46:24,581 --> 00:46:25,982 Hey, um... 1126 00:46:26,015 --> 00:46:27,517 I read your proposal, 1127 00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:28,952 and aside from some spelling-- 1128 00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:30,320 Ooh, Mrs. Kang. 1129 00:46:30,353 --> 00:46:31,288 Hi. 1130 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:32,589 Who are you? 1131 00:46:32,622 --> 00:46:33,957 Your neighbor. 1132 00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:35,091 From before. 1133 00:46:35,124 --> 00:46:38,294 Oh, uh, John Jardine. 1134 00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:39,229 [chuckles] 1135 00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:42,098 Okay. I go. 1136 00:46:42,131 --> 00:46:43,966 Ma, you don't need to-- 1137 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:44,734 Call me tomorrow, huh? 1138 00:46:44,768 --> 00:46:46,603 If I not buy dress for wedding, 1139 00:46:46,636 --> 00:46:48,404 I spend money on vacation. 1140 00:46:48,438 --> 00:46:49,940 Bye-bye. 1141 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:50,908 Bye. 1142 00:46:56,045 --> 00:46:58,882 That explains you in a nutshell. 1143 00:46:58,915 --> 00:46:59,616 You brought my towel back. 1144 00:46:59,649 --> 00:47:00,616 Thanks. 1145 00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:02,519 Jack, I am here to brainstorm. 1146 00:47:02,552 --> 00:47:03,553 I'm not in the mood. 1147 00:47:03,586 --> 00:47:04,553 I've got a great idea-- 1148 00:47:04,587 --> 00:47:06,957 John, I'm not in the mood. 1149 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,024 My personal life just swooshed down the toilet. 1150 00:47:09,058 --> 00:47:12,028 Well, we can talk personal, because I listen. 1151 00:47:12,061 --> 00:47:13,029 [groaning] Oh, gimme a break-- 1152 00:47:13,062 --> 00:47:13,763 Here. 1153 00:47:13,796 --> 00:47:16,433 You know, up until the other day, 1154 00:47:16,466 --> 00:47:18,101 I didn't even know you were into me. 1155 00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:19,336 What have you got? 1156 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,504 Cucumbers? Zucchini? 1157 00:47:21,537 --> 00:47:23,439 I have cyanide. 1158 00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:24,908 Some Draino underneath the sink? 1159 00:47:24,941 --> 00:47:26,009 You want some of that? 1160 00:47:26,042 --> 00:47:27,110 Mm, hot. 1161 00:47:27,143 --> 00:47:30,447 My mom just told me I'm artificially inseminated. 1162 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,584 Oh, you're making me wet. 1163 00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:40,423 I'm a communist lab experiment. 1164 00:47:40,456 --> 00:47:41,892 Practically inhuman. 1165 00:47:41,925 --> 00:47:44,995 It's, uh, why I'm not attracted to you, 1166 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,395 at all. 1167 00:47:46,429 --> 00:47:48,031 Yeah, I know, what's to like? 1168 00:47:48,064 --> 00:47:49,132 Oops. 1169 00:47:49,165 --> 00:47:50,533 You're wasting my food. 1170 00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:52,870 Hmm. 1171 00:47:59,008 --> 00:48:02,678 You saw Grunge Buckets without me. 1172 00:48:02,712 --> 00:48:04,381 That band from Surrey? 1173 00:48:04,414 --> 00:48:06,016 You took Davin Magee, 1174 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:09,052 that... swizzlestick wench. 1175 00:48:09,085 --> 00:48:11,521 We were best friends. 1176 00:48:11,554 --> 00:48:13,023 You don't remember, do you? 1177 00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:13,824 The concert? 1178 00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:15,992 Jack, that was, like, ten years ago. 1179 00:48:16,025 --> 00:48:16,927 You think you can do whatever you want 1180 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,694 because you're rich, 1181 00:48:17,727 --> 00:48:19,462 and famous, 1182 00:48:19,495 --> 00:48:20,563 and beautiful, and perfect, and-- 1183 00:48:20,596 --> 00:48:21,531 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1184 00:48:21,564 --> 00:48:23,066 Well, wake up. 1185 00:48:23,099 --> 00:48:26,036 Because no one gives a crap about you, but you. 1186 00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,504 If you think all that, 1187 00:48:27,537 --> 00:48:28,939 then why did you want to partner up with me? 1188 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:31,708 'Cause you're rich and beautiful, 1189 00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:34,077 and famous, and-- 1190 00:48:35,211 --> 00:48:37,080 well, you're not perfect, 1191 00:48:37,113 --> 00:48:41,216 but you've always had this thing for the unknown, 1192 00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:43,019 a passion for it. 1193 00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:43,920 It's a small part of you 1194 00:48:43,953 --> 00:48:47,657 that isn't wrapped up in entitlement. 1195 00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:50,060 I see glimpses of it sometimes. 1196 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,060 When you're not scared shitless 1197 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:53,697 trying to prove to everyone else what you are. 1198 00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:57,968 But that's about it. 1199 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:03,673 I don't know if I'm fantasizing, 1200 00:49:03,706 --> 00:49:07,610 but if seeing you for you 1201 00:49:07,643 --> 00:49:09,980 turns you on somehow, 1202 00:49:10,013 --> 00:49:11,949 you should really stick around. 1203 00:49:14,717 --> 00:49:15,685 So you know, 1204 00:49:15,718 --> 00:49:21,156 there's a lot of Westernized Chinese restaurants. 1205 00:49:21,190 --> 00:49:23,493 Good. 1206 00:49:23,526 --> 00:49:24,694 You're staying. 1207 00:49:24,727 --> 00:49:27,731 It's just 24-hour greasy crap. 1208 00:49:27,764 --> 00:49:30,000 So, instead of-- 1209 00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:32,134 gentrifying Chinese food, 1210 00:49:32,168 --> 00:49:34,704 as we've seen for decades, 1211 00:49:34,737 --> 00:49:38,041 why not make Western food Asian? 1212 00:49:38,074 --> 00:49:41,111 I mean, I'm not talking food-truck fusion here. 1213 00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,613 I-I mean, taking local staples 1214 00:49:44,647 --> 00:49:46,149 Chinese-style... 1215 00:49:46,182 --> 00:49:49,586 like Dim-Sum steamers and, uh, sliders, 1216 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:51,554 with Peking Duck instead of hamburgers. 1217 00:49:51,587 --> 00:49:52,689 And what you showed me-- 1218 00:49:52,722 --> 00:49:55,125 Dragon apple quail, huh? 1219 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:57,060 You had it all along. 1220 00:49:57,093 --> 00:50:00,029 It's Asian flair, it's screaming to come out. 1221 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,698 You live in North America, yeah, 1222 00:50:01,731 --> 00:50:04,067 but you're Chinese, 1223 00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,002 so why hide? 1224 00:50:06,769 --> 00:50:08,104 [chuckles] 1225 00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:10,741 That's awesome. 1226 00:50:11,774 --> 00:50:14,544 Can you cook anything? 1227 00:50:14,577 --> 00:50:17,180 Grilled cheese? 1228 00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:19,116 I can work with that. 1229 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:23,520 [♪♪♪] 1230 00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:29,692 [laughing] 1231 00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:31,127 That's nice. 1232 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,208 Okay, okay... 1233 00:50:45,241 --> 00:50:48,045 [♪♪♪] 1234 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:35,792 Fall of Rome. 1235 00:51:35,825 --> 00:51:37,627 Right here and right now. 1236 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,828 Plebes! 1237 00:51:39,862 --> 00:51:42,165 You're destroying everything with your tolerance. 1238 00:51:42,198 --> 00:51:44,267 You're mixing metaphors with melodrama, honey. 1239 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,137 You're mixing me caring with me being late for pilates. 1240 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:49,372 What? Are you for real? 1241 00:51:49,405 --> 00:51:50,640 Vivienne! 1242 00:51:50,673 --> 00:51:52,875 You listen to me, 1243 00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:53,877 or you get out of this house. 1244 00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:55,178 I have a say in that. 1245 00:51:55,211 --> 00:51:57,779 You have a child, Vivienne. 1246 00:51:57,813 --> 00:51:59,249 What's wrong with you? 1247 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:02,285 Either get Jack to marry you now, 1248 00:52:02,318 --> 00:52:04,287 or you tell Jack to take a hike. 1249 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,157 Men respond to tasks, 1250 00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:09,192 women respond to feelings. 1251 00:52:09,225 --> 00:52:10,360 Mom, what does that mean? 1252 00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:11,327 I don't know-- 1253 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,795 Quoting Dr. Cheval. 1254 00:52:12,828 --> 00:52:14,663 Who the hell is Dr. Cheval? 1255 00:52:14,697 --> 00:52:15,765 "Heck!" Vivienne. 1256 00:52:15,798 --> 00:52:16,698 "Heck!" 1257 00:52:16,732 --> 00:52:17,634 Mom, give me a break. 1258 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,169 Shut up! 1259 00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,405 Shut up, shut up! 1260 00:52:22,438 --> 00:52:24,240 All of you. 1261 00:52:24,273 --> 00:52:25,742 What happened to this family? 1262 00:52:25,775 --> 00:52:27,377 Can we run away again? 1263 00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:28,444 Yes. 1264 00:52:28,477 --> 00:52:29,946 You deal with this. 1265 00:52:29,979 --> 00:52:31,915 Your opinion would matter more, Monique, 1266 00:52:31,948 --> 00:52:34,183 if they put voting booths in your spa. 1267 00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:35,185 Dad... 1268 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,953 It's not personal. 1269 00:52:36,986 --> 00:52:40,323 She's still dealing with having you as a teenager. 1270 00:52:40,356 --> 00:52:41,324 She'll be fine. 1271 00:52:41,357 --> 00:52:42,792 Can I please just-- 1272 00:52:42,825 --> 00:52:44,261 Go pee. 1273 00:52:48,831 --> 00:52:50,267 Dad... 1274 00:52:52,368 --> 00:52:55,305 I can't believe it's over. 1275 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,407 Poor Oli. 1276 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:02,946 I mean, somewhere in my heart, I knew. 1277 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:04,279 Jack was always so fascinated 1278 00:53:04,313 --> 00:53:08,218 with any details that included Johnny. 1279 00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:11,321 You know, it's just, you know, when I was pregnant, 1280 00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:15,225 and Jack was willing-- 1281 00:53:15,258 --> 00:53:16,826 I don't know, something happened. 1282 00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:19,395 I just suddenly wanted a real family. 1283 00:53:19,428 --> 00:53:21,231 Don't make regrets for yourself, Vivienne. 1284 00:53:21,264 --> 00:53:25,302 Oliver's a great kid. 1285 00:53:26,936 --> 00:53:29,306 [sniffles and sighs] 1286 00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:35,979 No more wedding, kiddo. 1287 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:38,014 You can't force things the other way around. 1288 00:53:38,047 --> 00:53:39,916 We're all crazy, aren't we? 1289 00:53:39,949 --> 00:53:41,351 So help us. 1290 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:42,719 Stop complicating. 1291 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,254 Simplify. 1292 00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:46,288 Life's tough enough. 1293 00:53:46,322 --> 00:53:48,324 Although, with John and Jack, 1294 00:53:48,357 --> 00:53:50,259 we may need something different. 1295 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:52,428 They're both going to fight it for all it's worth. 1296 00:53:52,461 --> 00:53:55,031 Yup. 1297 00:53:55,064 --> 00:54:00,370 Maybe... drama would work better for them. 1298 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,504 And also, we should have a little fun in life, 1299 00:54:02,538 --> 00:54:03,773 don't you think? 1300 00:54:03,806 --> 00:54:05,308 [groans doubtfully] 1301 00:54:05,341 --> 00:54:08,411 You deserve a little revenge. 1302 00:54:08,444 --> 00:54:11,346 I have a secret weapon, 1303 00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:13,283 and she's crazy. 1304 00:54:13,316 --> 00:54:14,517 [tuning strings] 1305 00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:16,786 [telephone rings] 1306 00:54:16,819 --> 00:54:17,854 Well, hello. 1307 00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,456 Angela, how are you? 1308 00:54:21,023 --> 00:54:23,260 Excellent, thank you. 1309 00:54:25,094 --> 00:54:27,764 [♪♪♪] 1310 00:54:35,371 --> 00:54:37,340 ♪ Sexy dreams in your head ♪ 1311 00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:39,876 ♪ Keep you lying in bed ♪ 1312 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:42,478 ♪ Wishing the world away ♪ 1313 00:54:42,511 --> 00:54:45,415 ♪ Hiding under your covers ♪ 1314 00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:47,884 ♪ Dreams don't have to stop ♪ 1315 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:50,353 ♪ Even after you wake up ♪ 1316 00:54:50,386 --> 00:54:52,355 ♪ Your love don't have to knock ♪ 1317 00:54:52,388 --> 00:54:55,591 ♪ Ooh, 'cause baby you fill my cup ♪ 1318 00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:58,093 ♪ Baby, I'm coming up ♪ 1319 00:54:58,127 --> 00:55:00,496 ♪ To all the little things that you want me to ♪ 1320 00:55:00,529 --> 00:55:01,230 ♪ 'Cause I love, I love you ♪ 1321 00:55:01,263 --> 00:55:04,100 ♪ And my, how it's multiplying ♪ 1322 00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:05,901 ♪ I'm flying ♪ 1323 00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:08,404 ♪ You are rubber and I am glue ♪ 1324 00:55:08,437 --> 00:55:10,406 ♪ But I gotta say, baby I'll stick to you ♪ 1325 00:55:10,439 --> 00:55:13,442 ♪ 'Cause I can't get enough ♪ 1326 00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:17,113 ♪ 'Cause, baby, you... baby, you fill my cup... ♪ 1327 00:55:17,146 --> 00:55:19,349 [♪♪♪] 1328 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:55,952 [cell phone rings] 1329 00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,920 Chad and Michael party. You come? 1330 00:55:57,953 --> 00:56:00,490 Marco, it's John's mother. 1331 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:01,391 What? 1332 00:56:01,424 --> 00:56:02,158 What you want? 1333 00:56:02,191 --> 00:56:03,993 I need you to stop John. 1334 00:56:04,026 --> 00:56:07,029 So you want me give John massage now? 1335 00:56:07,062 --> 00:56:08,531 Marco, listen, 1336 00:56:08,564 --> 00:56:09,932 if the wedding goes as planned, 1337 00:56:09,965 --> 00:56:11,501 keep John away from us. 1338 00:56:11,534 --> 00:56:12,469 Can you do it? 1339 00:56:12,502 --> 00:56:16,005 Okay, okay, so now you want me find John, 1340 00:56:16,038 --> 00:56:17,507 stop wedding, 1341 00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,575 No, not the wedding, stop John. 1342 00:56:19,608 --> 00:56:20,543 And then... massage? 1343 00:56:20,576 --> 00:56:21,711 Well, whatever, 1344 00:56:21,744 --> 00:56:24,614 just make sure John doesn't come near the wedding. 1345 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:25,882 Okay. 1346 00:56:25,915 --> 00:56:27,150 I find John. 1347 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:28,418 I stop him. 1348 00:56:28,451 --> 00:56:29,552 [giggles] 1349 00:56:29,585 --> 00:56:30,553 Call you back. 1350 00:56:30,586 --> 00:56:33,156 Why are you so mean? 1351 00:56:34,490 --> 00:56:36,091 You know what a shrink is, Oliver? 1352 00:56:36,125 --> 00:56:37,494 Five minutes, sit. 1353 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:40,863 100 calories, huh? 1354 00:56:40,896 --> 00:56:43,400 Start young. 1355 00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:46,569 A "shrink" is a doctor, 1356 00:56:46,602 --> 00:56:48,104 a doctor who told me 1357 00:56:48,137 --> 00:56:49,105 to let your mother run. 1358 00:56:49,138 --> 00:56:51,540 This feels funny. 1359 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:52,442 Now, listen up, 1360 00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:53,543 and I'm only gonna be saying this once. 1361 00:56:53,576 --> 00:56:55,445 You hate me. 1362 00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:58,047 No. No, I happen to like you a lot, 1363 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,982 but I can't let anyone else know that, 1364 00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:01,417 do you understand? 1365 00:57:02,885 --> 00:57:05,455 Your Mother would have had too much pressure if she stayed, 1366 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:07,457 and I wanted a grandchild, 1367 00:57:07,490 --> 00:57:08,524 and you are it. 1368 00:57:08,557 --> 00:57:11,627 So, you couldn't just tell her? 1369 00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:13,696 I had my own excrement to deal with. 1370 00:57:13,729 --> 00:57:15,531 Understand? 1371 00:57:15,564 --> 00:57:16,699 Your dad's side, 1372 00:57:16,732 --> 00:57:19,000 your other family, 1373 00:57:19,034 --> 00:57:21,137 left a lot to be desired. 1374 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:24,474 I should say leaves-- 1375 00:57:24,507 --> 00:57:25,641 leaves a lot to be desired. 1376 00:57:25,674 --> 00:57:27,509 But what about Uncle John? 1377 00:57:27,543 --> 00:57:28,611 Can't he have babies, too? 1378 00:57:29,578 --> 00:57:32,148 Well, that's a different conversation, 1379 00:57:32,181 --> 00:57:33,983 about the birds and the... 1380 00:57:34,016 --> 00:57:34,984 Bees? 1381 00:57:35,017 --> 00:57:36,719 No, no, birds. 1382 00:57:36,752 --> 00:57:38,488 We'll talk more tomorrow. 1383 00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:40,223 [chuckling] Mm-mm-mm. 1384 00:57:40,256 --> 00:57:41,691 Don't test me. 1385 00:57:49,298 --> 00:57:51,567 [groans groggily] 1386 00:57:57,773 --> 00:57:59,642 Johnny? 1387 00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:08,718 Johnny? 1388 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,491 John? 1389 00:58:19,094 --> 00:58:20,997 John, this isn't-- 1390 00:58:28,003 --> 00:58:29,706 [sighs] 1391 00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:40,082 Marco, what are you doing? 1392 00:58:40,115 --> 00:58:41,651 Stop following me. 1393 00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,019 Your mommy want you happy. 1394 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,828 You texted me. 1395 00:58:52,861 --> 00:58:54,997 I think I owe you one, 1396 00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:56,065 a promise. 1397 00:58:56,098 --> 00:58:58,734 I... 1398 00:58:58,767 --> 00:59:00,236 stole it from your restaurant. 1399 00:59:00,269 --> 00:59:02,604 I help you with your box, 1400 00:59:02,638 --> 00:59:04,574 if you help me with my mast. 1401 00:59:05,207 --> 00:59:06,709 [yawning] 1402 00:59:06,742 --> 00:59:08,611 Is there a porn star teaching you English? 1403 00:59:08,644 --> 00:59:11,314 Man, I can carry my own groceries. 1404 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:13,683 [♪♪♪] 1405 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,370 [breathing deeply] 1406 00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:36,205 [elevator dings] 1407 00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:38,808 [chanting softly] 1408 00:59:38,841 --> 00:59:42,612 Om mani padme om... 1409 00:59:42,645 --> 00:59:44,347 [clears throat] 1410 00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:46,782 Jardine's is Jardine's, kiddo, 1411 00:59:46,815 --> 00:59:48,718 nothing Asian about it. 1412 00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:50,252 It's not about changing the company, sir. 1413 00:59:50,285 --> 00:59:51,287 I was thinking a subsidiary. 1414 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,888 Are you marrying Vivienne? 1415 00:59:52,921 --> 00:59:54,156 Don't think I can, sir. 1416 00:59:54,189 --> 00:59:55,057 You could. 1417 00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:56,258 But I won't. 1418 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:57,727 You should. 1419 00:59:58,694 --> 01:00:00,096 A four-bedroom in Steveston. 1420 01:00:02,297 --> 01:00:03,733 Here's my advice. 1421 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:07,403 The man that has come between you and Vivienne, 1422 01:00:07,436 --> 01:00:08,704 he's a pickle, 1423 01:00:08,737 --> 01:00:10,373 next to a burger. 1424 01:00:10,406 --> 01:00:12,708 Whether you eat him or not, he's just a garnish, 1425 01:00:12,741 --> 01:00:13,776 nothing to do with the main meal. 1426 01:00:13,809 --> 01:00:15,177 Can we talk about real food? 1427 01:00:15,210 --> 01:00:16,679 Vivienne loves you. 1428 01:00:16,712 --> 01:00:17,913 And as I recall, she hates pickles. 1429 01:00:17,946 --> 01:00:18,913 Please, Vivienne's not-- 1430 01:00:18,947 --> 01:00:20,416 Welcome to the family. 1431 01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:22,184 Take the house, 1432 01:00:22,217 --> 01:00:23,653 forget the recipes. 1433 01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:24,754 I'll promote you to the office. 1434 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,888 Office? 1435 01:00:26,922 --> 01:00:29,158 But I'm a chef. 1436 01:00:29,191 --> 01:00:30,426 Wait, no. 1437 01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:31,794 I can't keep this. 1438 01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:33,796 Mr. Jardine, I'm thinking 1439 01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:36,365 an Asian restaurant serving Western food, 1440 01:00:36,398 --> 01:00:37,933 old-school Hong Kong, I know, 1441 01:00:37,966 --> 01:00:39,268 but it's high-end. 1442 01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:40,336 "Dim Sum chic." Casual fine dining. 1443 01:00:40,369 --> 01:00:42,171 Chinese-style. 1444 01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,205 French cuisine fusion-- 1445 01:00:43,238 --> 01:00:46,308 coq au vin, rice, noodles, 1446 01:00:46,341 --> 01:00:47,977 I've got, like, 1,000 recipes in my head. 1447 01:00:48,010 --> 01:00:50,780 All right, Jack, all right. 1448 01:00:50,813 --> 01:00:53,215 Cater the wedding, show me what you can do. 1449 01:00:53,248 --> 01:00:54,383 Wait, what? 1450 01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:56,852 We'll talk subsidiary later. 1451 01:00:56,885 --> 01:00:57,720 [beeps intercom] Candice. 1452 01:00:57,753 --> 01:00:58,754 Yes, Mr. Jardine. 1453 01:00:58,787 --> 01:01:00,221 Get me a quote on wedding planners, 1454 01:01:00,255 --> 01:01:01,957 guest list, invitations, 1455 01:01:01,990 --> 01:01:03,292 for tomorrow, noon. 1456 01:01:03,325 --> 01:01:04,993 Uhh, tomorrow's not gonna be enough-- 1457 01:01:05,027 --> 01:01:06,262 Who's the wedding for, sir? 1458 01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:10,066 Vivienne and this Jack Gaang, 1459 01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:13,769 and, uh, make sure the team draws up a pre-nup. 1460 01:01:13,802 --> 01:01:14,904 Right away. 1461 01:01:14,937 --> 01:01:16,439 Meet Vivienne, 1462 01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:18,741 3:00, Jardine's. 1463 01:01:18,774 --> 01:01:20,710 And stop scrooging, young man. 1464 01:01:21,276 --> 01:01:22,812 Buy her some flowers. 1465 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:28,117 [♪♪♪] 1466 01:01:34,323 --> 01:01:35,725 Hi. 1467 01:01:38,026 --> 01:01:38,961 Thanks for the flowers. 1468 01:01:38,994 --> 01:01:40,162 Can you bring the bottle? 1469 01:01:40,195 --> 01:01:41,698 Right on. 1470 01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:45,868 Preenie. 1471 01:01:47,369 --> 01:01:49,739 Sign there. 1472 01:01:50,839 --> 01:01:52,341 Why'd you run? 1473 01:01:52,374 --> 01:01:53,442 It's what I do. 1474 01:01:53,475 --> 01:01:54,910 You sure you want to do this? 1475 01:01:54,943 --> 01:01:55,845 Cold feet. 1476 01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:57,313 You had yours, and I had mine. 1477 01:01:57,346 --> 01:01:58,414 Yeah, but... 1478 01:01:58,447 --> 01:01:59,849 What're you getting out of this? 1479 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:02,985 A family. 1480 01:02:03,018 --> 01:02:04,053 A feeling. 1481 01:02:04,086 --> 01:02:05,754 We'll always have a family. 1482 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:07,389 Me, you, and Oli will always be related. 1483 01:02:07,422 --> 01:02:08,491 [quickly] He's not yours. 1484 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,499 Oliver's not your son. 1485 01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:18,400 Excuse me, what? 1486 01:02:18,433 --> 01:02:19,969 [burps] 1487 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:21,770 Totally not related. 1488 01:02:21,804 --> 01:02:23,839 Where's your, um... where's the wine? 1489 01:02:23,872 --> 01:02:24,874 What? 1490 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:26,275 I'm looking for a waiter. 1491 01:02:26,308 --> 01:02:28,778 I'm looking for a cleaver. 1492 01:02:28,811 --> 01:02:29,779 Jack... 1493 01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:31,413 Don't "Jack" me. 1494 01:02:31,446 --> 01:02:33,516 I watch soap operas. You got to be kidding. 1495 01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:36,085 Yeah, you were drunk that night, too, 1496 01:02:36,118 --> 01:02:37,886 but there was someone else... 1497 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,524 some loser party-crasher from the 'burbs. 1498 01:02:41,557 --> 01:02:42,792 I think it was Burnaby. 1499 01:02:42,825 --> 01:02:45,027 I was, what, 19? 20? 1500 01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:46,996 Okay, 21. 1501 01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:48,531 I panicked. 1502 01:02:48,564 --> 01:02:49,565 We were friends. 1503 01:02:49,599 --> 01:02:52,835 You happened to be Chinese, too, and I needed you. 1504 01:02:54,069 --> 01:02:55,904 Um, Oli doesn't know. 1505 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:58,073 Probably don't want to weird him out 1506 01:02:58,106 --> 01:02:59,842 with that stuff right now. 1507 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,544 What the hell, Viv? I feel sick. 1508 01:03:03,512 --> 01:03:06,315 Okay, okay. Jack... 1509 01:03:06,348 --> 01:03:07,883 Calm down. 1510 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:10,352 Calm down! 1511 01:03:10,385 --> 01:03:11,821 I'm totally kidding. 1512 01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:14,824 What? 1513 01:03:16,525 --> 01:03:18,394 I was testing you. 1514 01:03:18,427 --> 01:03:20,563 To see if this was about Oli. 1515 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:23,432 But, no, he's, uh, he's definitely yours. 1516 01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:24,801 Actually, maybe. 1517 01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:28,037 Uh, not sure. 1518 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:29,071 Don't know. 1519 01:03:29,104 --> 01:03:31,372 I was drunk, too. Um... 1520 01:03:31,406 --> 01:03:34,009 So, how do you feel? 1521 01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,477 Oh, ah... 1522 01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:37,313 Jack, hello. 1523 01:03:38,313 --> 01:03:39,949 [inhales] 1524 01:03:43,385 --> 01:03:44,854 Ah! 1525 01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,856 [laughs nervously] 1526 01:03:49,024 --> 01:03:50,026 Welcome to Jardine's. 1527 01:03:55,030 --> 01:03:55,998 Enjoy. 1528 01:03:59,067 --> 01:04:01,637 Look, I had to know if it was just about Oli, okay? 1529 01:04:01,670 --> 01:04:02,538 Doing it for the kid. 1530 01:04:02,571 --> 01:04:06,909 No more guilt. We got to do this one clean. 1531 01:04:06,942 --> 01:04:10,946 Jack, it's like we said, right? 1532 01:04:10,979 --> 01:04:11,981 My parents, they're old-school... 1533 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,415 I mean, the prenup, the marriage, 1534 01:04:13,448 --> 01:04:15,183 the contracts, the paperwork. 1535 01:04:15,217 --> 01:04:17,620 [mix of sobbing and laughing] 1536 01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:20,622 We're gonna have fun together. 1537 01:04:20,656 --> 01:04:22,091 The wedding's gonna be awesome. 1538 01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,593 [laughs] 1539 01:04:24,626 --> 01:04:26,462 Times you want a twist-off. 1540 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:29,131 Look, I'm sorry that I lied. 1541 01:04:29,164 --> 01:04:31,634 About, um.... lying. 1542 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,402 [smashing glass] 1543 01:04:33,435 --> 01:04:34,904 I wanted to know. 1544 01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:36,438 Are you running towards something you want? 1545 01:04:36,471 --> 01:04:37,973 Hmm? 1546 01:04:38,006 --> 01:04:39,174 Jack? 1547 01:04:39,207 --> 01:04:40,609 Or are you just running? 1548 01:04:40,642 --> 01:04:43,345 Either way, I'm here. 1549 01:04:43,378 --> 01:04:44,647 Jack... 1550 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:47,515 don't do this 'cause you're scared. 1551 01:04:47,549 --> 01:04:48,985 Oh... 1552 01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:51,987 I'm not scared. 1553 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:53,555 Not of the wedding. 1554 01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:56,558 It's getting married... 1555 01:04:56,591 --> 01:04:58,192 to you... 1556 01:04:58,226 --> 01:04:59,929 that's freaking me out. 1557 01:05:01,697 --> 01:05:02,899 Can I have some? 1558 01:05:20,115 --> 01:05:22,450 Bathroom need a queer-eye. 1559 01:05:22,484 --> 01:05:24,119 What're you doing? 1560 01:05:24,152 --> 01:05:25,521 You don't like? I take off now. 1561 01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:26,722 Oh, my God. No. No. Leave it on. 1562 01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:27,957 [door opens] 1563 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:31,160 Hey. 1564 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:33,963 He carried my groceries. 1565 01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:35,664 I shave his parsnips. 1566 01:05:35,697 --> 01:05:38,000 Peeled. You peeled my parsnip. 1567 01:05:38,033 --> 01:05:39,535 There's no "S" in parsnip. 1568 01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,003 Jack. 1569 01:05:41,036 --> 01:05:42,438 I don't care. Do whatever. 1570 01:05:43,772 --> 01:05:45,074 I'm getting married. 1571 01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:47,609 Your dad said "yes" to the recipes. 1572 01:05:47,642 --> 01:05:49,044 He's partnering up with me. 1573 01:05:49,077 --> 01:05:50,212 I'm not sure you're in on the thing. 1574 01:05:50,245 --> 01:05:52,681 Who designs this crap? 1575 01:05:52,714 --> 01:05:55,517 Can you not be passive aggressive? 1576 01:05:55,550 --> 01:05:57,152 I want "happy ever after," John. 1577 01:05:57,185 --> 01:05:58,587 I give happy ending all time. 1578 01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,520 Marco! 1579 01:05:59,554 --> 01:06:01,023 You want commitment? 1580 01:06:01,056 --> 01:06:02,624 I mean, we just had sex for the first time. 1581 01:06:02,657 --> 01:06:04,760 John, you slut. 1582 01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:06,528 Marco? Get out. 1583 01:06:06,561 --> 01:06:07,629 I just say truth! 1584 01:06:07,662 --> 01:06:08,596 Get out. Get out. 1585 01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:09,598 Okay! 1586 01:06:09,631 --> 01:06:11,000 Fine. 1587 01:06:11,033 --> 01:06:12,134 You ever heard of dating? 1588 01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:15,137 Yes, I have. 1589 01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:16,005 And nothing is happening here. 1590 01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:17,473 Where were you this morning? 1591 01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:19,107 Downtown. 1592 01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,275 You left. 1593 01:06:20,308 --> 01:06:22,011 You didn't stay for coffee. 1594 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:23,045 I would've considered that a date. 1595 01:06:23,078 --> 01:06:24,113 You don't have beans. 1596 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:26,082 They're in the freezer. 1597 01:06:28,717 --> 01:06:29,618 I am sending movers. 1598 01:06:29,651 --> 01:06:32,120 Jack! 1599 01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:32,922 You keep demonizing me 1600 01:06:32,955 --> 01:06:35,024 because of your own insecurities. 1601 01:06:36,825 --> 01:06:40,062 I went to the restaurant, to get ingredients for us. 1602 01:06:40,095 --> 01:06:42,031 'Cause all you had was Chinese stuff 1603 01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:44,033 and we needed the basics. 1604 01:06:44,066 --> 01:06:46,201 Look, for the first time, 1605 01:06:46,234 --> 01:06:48,604 I'm actually feeling something. I'm building something. 1606 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:49,638 You don't get it, do you? 1607 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,206 I can't get something that you're not saying. 1608 01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:52,708 I can't share a kitchen with you. 1609 01:06:52,741 --> 01:06:54,643 I know you work hard. 1610 01:06:54,676 --> 01:06:57,546 Not my point. 1611 01:06:57,579 --> 01:07:01,450 Yeah, you got good taste, 1612 01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,787 spent money on your palate, travelling, eating. 1613 01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:09,725 But you have no clue how it feels 1614 01:07:09,758 --> 01:07:12,761 to slice a tomato when it's raw, 1615 01:07:12,794 --> 01:07:16,231 as opposed to boiled or baked. 1616 01:07:16,264 --> 01:07:19,768 How that translates to how it sits on a plate, 1617 01:07:19,801 --> 01:07:21,136 or in a bowl, or in a Bloody Mary, even. 1618 01:07:21,169 --> 01:07:23,172 Okay, so tomatoes have feelings? 1619 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:28,110 The way people drink, eat, a communion... 1620 01:07:28,143 --> 01:07:29,812 how the tomato feels on the inside, 1621 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:32,080 when it becomes a part of our bodies. 1622 01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:37,086 Until you see all that, you... 1623 01:07:38,787 --> 01:07:40,455 you can't respect, appreciate even, 1624 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:44,293 what a kitchen, what my kitchen has to offer. 1625 01:07:44,326 --> 01:07:48,197 Ingredients aren't just things to stuff your face with, John. 1626 01:07:49,631 --> 01:07:52,201 We're alive. 1627 01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:54,270 We have feelings. 1628 01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:03,178 20 years... 1629 01:08:03,211 --> 01:08:06,115 I was obsessed... 1630 01:08:06,148 --> 01:08:09,685 pretty much in love with you... 1631 01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,287 thought maybe you cared, 1632 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:13,655 but you just didn't know how to show it. 1633 01:08:13,688 --> 01:08:15,824 I care, Jack. 1634 01:08:15,857 --> 01:08:17,192 I'm here, aren't I? 1635 01:08:17,225 --> 01:08:20,729 You challenge me. You throw shit at me. 1636 01:08:20,761 --> 01:08:22,264 You fight back. 1637 01:08:22,296 --> 01:08:23,165 You're different and cool. 1638 01:08:23,198 --> 01:08:24,833 And I don't want to be different and cool! 1639 01:08:24,866 --> 01:08:26,201 I don't want to throw shit back anymore! 1640 01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:27,136 I want love back! 1641 01:08:31,273 --> 01:08:33,775 You're going through some life change, 1642 01:08:33,808 --> 01:08:35,176 trying to find meaning... 1643 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:38,147 like, correcting the spelling mistakes 1644 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,281 in my recipes for cooking? 1645 01:08:40,881 --> 01:08:42,283 Do you even see what you do? 1646 01:08:46,354 --> 01:08:50,192 You should find what you're looking for first, John. 1647 01:08:50,225 --> 01:08:53,162 Then maybe one day, you can text me. 1648 01:08:53,194 --> 01:08:54,929 You'll be married! 1649 01:08:54,962 --> 01:08:56,665 To my sister! 1650 01:08:56,698 --> 01:08:57,899 Dreams take sacrifices. 1651 01:08:57,933 --> 01:09:01,270 And I'm not gonna give that up on, what, a one-night stand? 1652 01:09:08,210 --> 01:09:09,745 By the way... 1653 01:09:09,778 --> 01:09:11,780 you can say parsnips with an "S." 1654 01:09:11,813 --> 01:09:13,682 There is a plural. 1655 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,251 Surprised you didn't know that. 1656 01:09:21,223 --> 01:09:22,624 Why so serious, John? 1657 01:09:22,657 --> 01:09:23,792 You peel me? 1658 01:09:23,825 --> 01:09:25,626 Do you offer anything else, Marco? 1659 01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:26,827 Ever? 1660 01:09:26,861 --> 01:09:28,363 You want scissor? 1661 01:09:28,395 --> 01:09:31,332 No. I don't want scissors. 1662 01:09:31,366 --> 01:09:33,269 Fine. I shave myself. 1663 01:09:35,370 --> 01:09:38,640 Is he real with himself... 1664 01:09:38,673 --> 01:09:39,840 ever? 1665 01:09:39,874 --> 01:09:42,310 He try to make life better. 1666 01:09:42,344 --> 01:09:44,379 He have good heart. 1667 01:09:44,412 --> 01:09:46,281 Well, maybe that's the problem. 1668 01:09:46,314 --> 01:09:48,217 Hey. Don't move. 1669 01:09:50,986 --> 01:09:52,720 Why you not take him to Garage Bucket? 1670 01:09:52,754 --> 01:09:55,224 It's "Grunge Buckets," 1671 01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:58,960 and honestly, I didn't even know he was into music back then. 1672 01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:02,231 He like music because you like music. 1673 01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,299 Friendship like that sometimes. 1674 01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:07,703 But also, when he was young, I poor, he cannot afford. 1675 01:10:07,736 --> 01:10:08,870 Shit. 1676 01:10:08,903 --> 01:10:10,739 Well... 1677 01:10:10,772 --> 01:10:12,374 Come, I finish. Look. 1678 01:10:15,877 --> 01:10:18,347 Wow. 1679 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,717 That... nice. 1680 01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:27,256 It's not always about you. 1681 01:10:27,289 --> 01:10:31,259 You know, back in homeland, when I was young, 1682 01:10:31,293 --> 01:10:32,995 very miserable. 1683 01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:34,896 Heart not peaceful. 1684 01:10:34,929 --> 01:10:37,766 So I try to be like other women, 1685 01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,368 have baby. 1686 01:10:39,401 --> 01:10:42,271 Then I make new home, have son. 1687 01:10:42,304 --> 01:10:44,406 Now I happy. 1688 01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:46,942 Today is different. 1689 01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,377 You love who you love, 1690 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:50,912 but you live life any way you want. 1691 01:10:50,945 --> 01:10:52,781 No one force you. 1692 01:10:52,814 --> 01:10:54,349 But two people must talk. 1693 01:10:54,382 --> 01:10:56,351 Sometimes, three people must talk, 1694 01:10:56,384 --> 01:10:58,453 but always, you must create your own life. 1695 01:10:58,486 --> 01:10:59,454 [banging] 1696 01:10:59,487 --> 01:11:01,356 Viv! 1697 01:11:01,389 --> 01:11:03,759 Viv? Viv! 1698 01:11:11,399 --> 01:11:16,772 No, Viv! Viv, don't do it. 1699 01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:19,408 Guys, come on. 1700 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,476 I know you can hear me. 1701 01:11:21,509 --> 01:11:23,912 Dad. Dad! 1702 01:11:23,945 --> 01:11:25,414 Mom. 1703 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,949 Let me in. 1704 01:11:27,982 --> 01:11:29,385 [alarm blares] 1705 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:33,389 Johnny... 1706 01:11:44,399 --> 01:11:45,734 Dad... 1707 01:11:47,902 --> 01:11:49,004 Yes? 1708 01:11:49,037 --> 01:11:51,440 Would you stop fooling around, please? 1709 01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:52,408 I just want to come home. 1710 01:11:53,742 --> 01:11:56,912 Monique, honey, can you turn that thing off? 1711 01:11:56,945 --> 01:11:58,347 [Monique]: Where's the button? 1712 01:11:58,380 --> 01:11:59,948 It's the one that says "O-F-F." 1713 01:11:59,981 --> 01:12:02,384 Look, I don't know what else to do. 1714 01:12:02,417 --> 01:12:03,885 You left yesterday. 1715 01:12:03,918 --> 01:12:07,356 Yeah, but all I've got 1716 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:09,991 is this expensive taste you gave me. 1717 01:12:10,024 --> 01:12:11,059 [alarm turns off] 1718 01:12:11,092 --> 01:12:13,495 [sighs] 1719 01:12:13,528 --> 01:12:20,001 I don't have any skills, assets, any real friends, even. 1720 01:12:20,034 --> 01:12:22,070 All I do is criticize everything and... 1721 01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:23,372 Listen to yourself. 1722 01:12:23,405 --> 01:12:24,373 What? 1723 01:12:24,406 --> 01:12:27,509 Gratitude, kiddo! 1724 01:12:28,943 --> 01:12:31,780 John, that's all we ask. 1725 01:12:32,947 --> 01:12:34,550 Well, you worked your ass off, I know. 1726 01:12:36,684 --> 01:12:38,354 I'm grateful, Dad. 1727 01:12:39,487 --> 01:12:41,890 You never think about the future, kid. 1728 01:12:41,923 --> 01:12:43,492 Maybe it's 'cause you're gay. 1729 01:12:43,525 --> 01:12:46,561 [laughs] 1730 01:12:46,594 --> 01:12:47,996 That's offensive, you know. 1731 01:12:48,029 --> 01:12:51,433 I'm talking about you. That's all. 1732 01:12:51,466 --> 01:12:53,435 Whether you end up marrying or having a kid... 1733 01:12:53,468 --> 01:12:55,404 no matter. 1734 01:12:55,437 --> 01:12:59,574 You've never thought about paying it forward. 1735 01:12:59,607 --> 01:13:00,909 It's not healthy, Son, 1736 01:13:00,942 --> 01:13:03,545 to just feel good all the time. 1737 01:13:05,146 --> 01:13:08,116 You've got to give to get. 1738 01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:15,023 The wedding's tomorrow. 1739 01:13:15,056 --> 01:13:17,526 Jack's at his mother's. 1740 01:13:17,559 --> 01:13:19,895 Do what you will. 1741 01:13:21,996 --> 01:13:24,433 It is your life, after all. 1742 01:13:30,605 --> 01:13:33,509 [♪♪♪] 1743 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,579 [thunder rolls] 1744 01:13:41,115 --> 01:13:43,585 [rain starts to fall] 1745 01:13:57,665 --> 01:13:58,634 [knocking] 1746 01:14:02,136 --> 01:14:04,606 Jackie, someone here. 1747 01:14:09,043 --> 01:14:10,612 [Jack]: I've made up my mind, John. 1748 01:14:10,645 --> 01:14:11,947 I know. 1749 01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:13,181 You're not invited. 1750 01:14:13,214 --> 01:14:17,052 We'll have you to dinner at the house sometime. 1751 01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:19,488 It'd be nice for Oliver to know his Uncle. 1752 01:14:21,022 --> 01:14:22,191 All right. 1753 01:14:23,658 --> 01:14:24,726 I can't believe this. 1754 01:14:24,759 --> 01:14:28,530 If you're here to judge me on my choices, get out. 1755 01:14:28,563 --> 01:14:31,600 I love Vivienne. She is my best friend. 1756 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:32,601 That's who you marry. 1757 01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:34,569 Just... 1758 01:14:34,602 --> 01:14:36,638 pretend, for a minute, that we're both straight. Okay? 1759 01:14:36,671 --> 01:14:41,042 I know that that is a reach, but work with me. 1760 01:14:41,075 --> 01:14:42,611 And I'm your good buddy, 1761 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:44,079 giving you advice 1762 01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:47,616 on your whole big, straight, dream wedding, 1763 01:14:47,649 --> 01:14:49,651 night-before type thing. 1764 01:14:49,684 --> 01:14:52,287 You don't marry your best friend, Jack! 1765 01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:53,655 That is settling. 1766 01:14:53,688 --> 01:14:54,456 Don't settle. It won't last. 1767 01:14:54,489 --> 01:14:56,657 She's also the mother of my son. 1768 01:14:56,691 --> 01:14:58,559 Yes, and she's been that for the last ten years 1769 01:14:58,593 --> 01:14:59,794 without marriage. It's... 1770 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:01,530 And what, are you the expert on straight marriage now, too? 1771 01:15:01,563 --> 01:15:04,933 Okay, I get that it can't be all about me. 1772 01:15:04,966 --> 01:15:06,234 Okay? 1773 01:15:06,267 --> 01:15:08,269 I have heard you all loud and clear. 1774 01:15:08,303 --> 01:15:10,572 So, please, even if we never kiss again, 1775 01:15:10,605 --> 01:15:12,040 even if it's not about me and you, 1776 01:15:12,073 --> 01:15:13,041 let it be about you. 1777 01:15:13,074 --> 01:15:14,576 I'm chasing my dream. 1778 01:15:14,609 --> 01:15:17,579 Bullshit. 1779 01:15:17,612 --> 01:15:19,548 I have had great sex with you. 1780 01:15:21,683 --> 01:15:24,619 I don't believe for one minute that this is your dream. 1781 01:15:24,652 --> 01:15:27,556 I mean, the house in the 'burbs, maybe. 1782 01:15:27,589 --> 01:15:29,124 The son is a done deal. 1783 01:15:29,157 --> 01:15:30,559 The restaurant, absolutely. 1784 01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:31,793 And you're not in that picture. 1785 01:15:31,826 --> 01:15:34,596 I know! Not me! 1786 01:15:34,629 --> 01:15:36,197 But someone who loves you... 1787 01:15:36,230 --> 01:15:38,299 not "friends" style, Jack! 1788 01:15:38,333 --> 01:15:41,536 Not friend style. 1789 01:15:43,104 --> 01:15:44,172 Do it all, Jack, 1790 01:15:44,205 --> 01:15:47,642 but do it with someone who loves you 1791 01:15:47,675 --> 01:15:50,312 the way you deserve to be loved. 1792 01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:53,148 You can't stuff your true self in this box 1793 01:15:53,181 --> 01:15:55,183 to make other people happy, 1794 01:15:55,216 --> 01:15:56,651 and do it and pretend it's required 1795 01:15:56,684 --> 01:15:57,619 to achieve your goals. 1796 01:15:57,652 --> 01:16:01,690 Your mom said it to me earlier... 1797 01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:05,627 "Now, you live life any way you want." 1798 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:07,329 She loves you, 1799 01:16:07,362 --> 01:16:08,863 and she doesn't want this for you either. 1800 01:16:08,896 --> 01:16:12,666 So do it your own way, Jack. 1801 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:14,235 You are beautiful, 1802 01:16:14,268 --> 01:16:18,106 and talented, and perfect. 1803 01:16:18,139 --> 01:16:20,609 I know I blew it. 1804 01:16:22,243 --> 01:16:24,746 So... 1805 01:16:24,779 --> 01:16:28,083 I am so sorry that it took me so long to figure it out. 1806 01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:31,119 So don't do it for me. 1807 01:16:31,152 --> 01:16:33,121 Do it for you... 1808 01:16:33,154 --> 01:16:35,624 the real you. 1809 01:16:35,657 --> 01:16:38,727 Okay? The real dream. 1810 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:41,730 The one you can't tell anybody about. 1811 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:45,166 The one I glimpsed the other day. 1812 01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:47,635 Do it for yourself, Jack. 1813 01:16:49,103 --> 01:16:51,039 Please. 1814 01:16:52,907 --> 01:16:54,242 Bye, Johnny. 1815 01:16:54,275 --> 01:16:55,376 See yourself out. 1816 01:17:21,836 --> 01:17:22,737 These were supposed to be outside 20 minutes ago. 1817 01:17:22,770 --> 01:17:24,139 Do you mind bringing them out? 1818 01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:25,173 Yes, sir. 1819 01:17:25,206 --> 01:17:26,875 Don't quit your day job. 1820 01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:28,743 Stop eating, then. 1821 01:17:28,776 --> 01:17:30,879 You are in the weeds. I'm hungry. 1822 01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:32,180 It's amazing, Boss. 1823 01:17:32,213 --> 01:17:33,682 What're you talking about? 1824 01:17:42,323 --> 01:17:44,926 We have costume for you, hello. 1825 01:17:44,959 --> 01:17:46,827 You like? Yeah. 1826 01:17:46,861 --> 01:17:48,697 [John grunts awake] 1827 01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:50,732 Wedding! No! 1828 01:17:50,765 --> 01:17:52,133 John, John! No handcuff! 1829 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:53,468 Stop! 1830 01:17:53,501 --> 01:17:54,769 I love you! 1831 01:17:54,802 --> 01:17:56,772 John! Stop! 1832 01:17:58,873 --> 01:18:00,709 Where's Uncle John? 1833 01:18:01,809 --> 01:18:03,411 Why can't you marry him? 1834 01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:05,246 You're stupid when you talk about him. 1835 01:18:05,279 --> 01:18:06,314 Hey. 1836 01:18:06,347 --> 01:18:07,248 You're stupid, too when you don't. 1837 01:18:07,281 --> 01:18:08,283 You'll learn one day, Oli. 1838 01:18:08,316 --> 01:18:09,851 You can't be stupid all the time. 1839 01:18:18,226 --> 01:18:19,193 Lucky! 1840 01:18:20,361 --> 01:18:21,797 Come on. 1841 01:18:25,266 --> 01:18:27,736 [Wedding March plays] 1842 01:19:09,977 --> 01:19:10,879 We are gathered here today... 1843 01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:12,881 Whoa, what? 1844 01:19:17,318 --> 01:19:18,920 Jack... 1845 01:19:20,054 --> 01:19:23,024 We're starting, okay? 1846 01:19:23,057 --> 01:19:26,394 We're gathered here today 1847 01:19:26,427 --> 01:19:30,866 to join this... couple in holy matrimony. 1848 01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,269 Johnny! 1849 01:19:35,303 --> 01:19:37,906 [yelling] 1850 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:38,874 [barking] 1851 01:19:40,007 --> 01:19:41,442 [squeals] 1852 01:19:41,475 --> 01:19:44,279 [yelling] 1853 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:38,633 Jack! Don't do it! 1854 01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:39,634 No. Oh, no! 1855 01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:41,135 [crashing, breaking glass] 1856 01:20:41,168 --> 01:20:42,904 Oof! Oh! Stop the wedding! 1857 01:20:42,937 --> 01:20:44,072 Keep going. 1858 01:20:44,105 --> 01:20:46,040 [Marco shrieks] 1859 01:20:48,609 --> 01:20:50,478 Jack, what else do you need? 1860 01:20:50,511 --> 01:20:52,013 He's everything you ever wanted... 1861 01:20:52,046 --> 01:20:53,481 What're you doing? 1862 01:20:53,514 --> 01:20:55,083 And he's here. He's stopping your wedding. 1863 01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:57,185 [thwack] 1864 01:21:00,054 --> 01:21:01,522 Part of the plan. 1865 01:21:01,555 --> 01:21:03,124 What plan? 1866 01:21:03,157 --> 01:21:04,025 Mom, it's okay. 1867 01:21:04,058 --> 01:21:06,027 No plan, no plan! 1868 01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:08,162 Just... don't worry about it. 1869 01:21:08,195 --> 01:21:09,397 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1870 01:21:09,430 --> 01:21:10,365 Johnny, no, please. 1871 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,367 Mom. I am in love. 1872 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,367 Let it go. 1873 01:21:13,401 --> 01:21:14,369 No! No! 1874 01:21:14,402 --> 01:21:15,637 Please. 1875 01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:17,405 Don't worry... 1876 01:21:17,438 --> 01:21:18,907 Jack? 1877 01:21:24,111 --> 01:21:25,914 Mm... mm. 1878 01:21:28,215 --> 01:21:30,051 Now, that... was the icing. 1879 01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:33,688 No house in the 'burbs. 1880 01:21:33,721 --> 01:21:35,188 That's all I ask. 1881 01:21:35,222 --> 01:21:38,927 We're moving in now? 1882 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:41,930 But we just had sex for the first time. 1883 01:21:48,135 --> 01:21:50,405 What? He did text me. 1884 01:21:57,078 --> 01:22:00,916 Grunge Buckets, final run, 2002. 1885 01:22:05,019 --> 01:22:08,156 Freeze-dried apples, for when you get mad at me. 1886 01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:09,724 And... 1887 01:22:09,757 --> 01:22:14,094 stickers for all the crap you go thru at work. 1888 01:22:15,696 --> 01:22:17,498 Don't get too grateful, though. 1889 01:22:17,531 --> 01:22:19,100 It's partly selfish. 1890 01:22:19,133 --> 01:22:20,535 We're starting a partnership, right? 1891 01:22:20,568 --> 01:22:22,070 Right. 1892 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:24,973 And... 1893 01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:27,608 I might be falling in love with you, 1894 01:22:27,641 --> 01:22:29,110 but brace yourself, 1895 01:22:29,143 --> 01:22:31,179 'cause I'm probably pretty bad at it. 1896 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:34,716 Where do I sign up? 1897 01:22:34,749 --> 01:22:36,483 Right here, right on the... 1898 01:22:36,517 --> 01:22:38,119 [muffled laugh] 1899 01:22:40,054 --> 01:22:41,056 Yeah. 1900 01:22:46,093 --> 01:22:47,161 Dad. 1901 01:22:47,194 --> 01:22:48,596 Sir, I... 1902 01:22:48,629 --> 01:22:51,766 You okay with me, uh, working again? 1903 01:22:51,799 --> 01:22:54,502 I was thinking I could help Jack out. 1904 01:22:54,535 --> 01:22:55,403 It's called dating, Johnny. 1905 01:22:55,436 --> 01:22:56,637 No. 1906 01:22:56,670 --> 01:23:00,008 No, not just that. I... 1907 01:23:00,041 --> 01:23:02,043 I think Jack can head a restaurant. 1908 01:23:02,076 --> 01:23:06,514 And I can be there for him, front of house. 1909 01:23:06,547 --> 01:23:07,482 For us. 1910 01:23:09,583 --> 01:23:11,152 As long as he's cooking. 1911 01:23:11,185 --> 01:23:13,188 [laughs] 1912 01:23:16,624 --> 01:23:18,126 [Monique]: Vivienne, 1913 01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:20,495 when I had my wedding, we actually... 1914 01:23:20,528 --> 01:23:23,231 Oh, Mom... 1915 01:23:23,264 --> 01:23:26,167 You know, Dad wanted this. Besides you, everyone's fine. 1916 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,201 Right, Oli? 1917 01:23:27,234 --> 01:23:28,469 You enjoy the show? 1918 01:23:28,502 --> 01:23:29,504 Mm-hmm? 1919 01:23:32,339 --> 01:23:35,143 Mom, that's the cake. 1920 01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:36,277 Mom! 1921 01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:38,213 Mom, that's disgusting. 1922 01:24:27,261 --> 01:24:29,330 Um... 1923 01:24:29,363 --> 01:24:32,100 Everyone? Thank you. 1924 01:24:32,133 --> 01:24:33,701 To John Apple Jack. 1925 01:24:33,734 --> 01:24:35,169 [Crowd]: To John Apple Jack. 1926 01:24:35,202 --> 01:24:36,170 Cheers. 1927 01:24:36,203 --> 01:24:38,106 Cheers! 1928 01:24:53,921 --> 01:24:57,258 [♪♪♪] 1929 01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:35,296 ♪ On this night ♪ 1930 01:25:36,864 --> 01:25:40,134 ♪ I reach my arms out to you ♪ 1931 01:25:45,372 --> 01:25:49,210 ♪ And in these hands ♪ 1932 01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:54,249 ♪ I lift my heart up for you ♪ 1933 01:25:59,453 --> 01:26:05,326 ♪ And all this time ♪ 1934 01:26:05,359 --> 01:26:09,897 ♪ I've waited ♪ 1935 01:26:13,767 --> 01:26:21,175 ♪ Just to see the face ♪ 1936 01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:31,986 ♪ Of the one who brings love ♪ 1937 01:26:32,019 --> 01:26:36,658 ♪ To my soul ♪ 1938 01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:45,933 ♪ I want to be real ♪ 1939 01:26:45,966 --> 01:26:51,239 ♪ I want you to feel ♪ 1940 01:26:51,272 --> 01:26:53,841 ♪ The cry of my heart ♪ 1941 01:26:53,874 --> 01:26:55,742 ♪ For you ♪ 1942 01:26:55,776 --> 01:26:59,880 ♪ I want to receive ♪ 1943 01:26:59,913 --> 01:27:04,418 ♪ All that you have for me ♪ 1944 01:27:04,451 --> 01:27:08,389 ♪ You're the cry of my heart ♪ 1945 01:27:10,424 --> 01:27:13,361 ♪ And all this time ♪ 1946 01:27:15,396 --> 01:27:18,666 ♪ I thought that I could fly ♪ 1947 01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:27,408 ♪ And all this time ♪ 1948 01:27:28,942 --> 01:27:33,481 ♪ I thought that I could do it on my own ♪ 1949 01:27:37,484 --> 01:27:43,524 ♪ And all this time ♪ 1950 01:27:43,557 --> 01:27:47,362 ♪ I've waited ♪ 1951 01:27:51,332 --> 01:27:56,337 ♪ All my life ♪ 1952 01:27:58,105 --> 01:28:00,741 ♪ I've waited ♪ 1953 01:28:04,411 --> 01:28:09,984 ♪ For someone to bring love ♪ 1954 01:28:10,017 --> 01:28:15,456 ♪ To my soul ♪ 125222