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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:09,016 Subtitle edited by - Aorion - "The Houses October Built (2014)" ^ (Run time : 01:31:20) 2 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:46,620 When you go to the haunted house at Camden Park, 3 00:00:52,363 --> 00:00:55,083 you don't know what will happen. 4 00:00:57,642 --> 00:00:59,538 Camden Park! 5 00:01:07,404 --> 00:01:09,438 National Retail Federation does a poll 6 00:01:09,439 --> 00:01:11,874 and they say 21% of the people, 7 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:13,521 that's 30 million people a year, 8 00:01:13,546 --> 00:01:15,711 are gonna go to haunted houses. 9 00:01:15,712 --> 00:01:18,047 For a actor in a haunted house 10 00:01:18,048 --> 00:01:20,525 there is no bigger rush than getting a great scare. 11 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:22,119 And it could be the biggest, baddest 12 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:23,519 guy in class that comes through 13 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,697 that you give that to. 14 00:01:24,722 --> 00:01:27,410 One year, I think they had like, close to 1,200 scare-outs, 15 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,692 where people walk in the door and halfway through they said, 16 00:01:29,717 --> 00:01:32,718 "I can't do this anymore, I'm out, I want out." 17 00:01:37,467 --> 00:01:38,968 Oh...! 18 00:01:38,969 --> 00:01:40,736 - I love Halloween. - Really? 19 00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:44,173 If I can get you to scream, then I feel great. 20 00:01:44,198 --> 00:01:46,554 Yeah, I've heard rumors of people doing things like that. 21 00:01:46,555 --> 00:01:47,311 Yeah. 22 00:01:47,336 --> 00:01:49,545 Supposedly hiring, you know, actual... 23 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:51,121 You know, murderers or something 24 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:52,682 to work in their haunts. 25 00:01:52,683 --> 00:01:54,817 Things like that, it's all talk sometimes. 26 00:01:54,818 --> 00:01:56,237 There really is. I'll show you. 27 00:01:56,263 --> 00:01:57,153 Inside the house, 28 00:01:57,154 --> 00:01:58,854 there's real human remains 29 00:01:58,855 --> 00:02:00,034 inside the haunted house. 30 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:01,741 Some of the actors that we have are, 31 00:02:01,766 --> 00:02:03,882 they're pretty far out there. 32 00:02:04,575 --> 00:02:06,172 Would it surprise me if something happened? 33 00:02:06,197 --> 00:02:07,664 No. 34 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:19,375 A Missouri house of horror became a reality. 35 00:02:19,376 --> 00:02:21,610 Police report that a 17-year-old employee 36 00:02:21,635 --> 00:02:25,099 trying to scare visitors got caught with a noose aruond her neck. 37 00:02:25,124 --> 00:02:26,424 The owner said customers 38 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:29,151 walked by her thinking it was part of the show. 39 00:02:29,152 --> 00:02:31,253 I do not want you all filming in here. 40 00:02:31,254 --> 00:02:34,490 Tonight, a 28-year-old registered sex-offender 41 00:02:34,491 --> 00:02:36,734 was arrested at his work place, 42 00:02:36,759 --> 00:02:38,828 a Halloween haunted house. 43 00:02:38,829 --> 00:02:41,964 There was a scare actor that was employed, 44 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:44,233 slashed his whole damn family... 45 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:47,810 Father and mother and sister, in real life. 46 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,719 Get her in the trunk. 47 00:04:15,305 --> 00:04:17,227 This place is great. 48 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,483 - Dude! - What's up, man? 49 00:04:25,508 --> 00:04:27,111 Good to see you. 50 00:04:27,304 --> 00:04:28,504 Hi! 51 00:04:28,505 --> 00:04:29,605 What's up, brother? 52 00:04:29,606 --> 00:04:31,207 How you all been? 53 00:04:31,936 --> 00:04:32,999 Bobby? 54 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:34,462 - Yes. - Mike, You've already taken over? 55 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:35,635 How do you feel that I... 56 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:36,757 How do you drop 5 minutes in the trip? 57 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:38,696 How do you feel about me being 58 00:04:38,721 --> 00:04:40,068 the better looking brother? 59 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:41,431 - Zack? - Yo. 60 00:04:41,456 --> 00:04:42,192 What's up? 61 00:04:42,218 --> 00:04:43,419 If he's with us on this trip I will kill myself. 62 00:04:43,420 --> 00:04:45,287 Tell me about yourself and what are we doing? 63 00:04:45,288 --> 00:04:46,755 Zack, I'm talking to you. 64 00:04:46,756 --> 00:04:48,975 I think she's transfixed by Jeff. 65 00:04:49,074 --> 00:04:51,036 You want my name? My name is Zack. 66 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:52,828 You've known me for 20 years, Mikey. 67 00:04:52,829 --> 00:04:54,964 We've rented an RV. We're going across... 68 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:56,732 Well, the point is I want to find the most 69 00:04:56,733 --> 00:04:58,434 extreme haunted house in the world. 70 00:04:58,435 --> 00:04:59,602 Lady's gonna teach him how to line dance. 71 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:00,936 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Hey, hey, hey. 72 00:05:00,937 --> 00:05:02,742 Tell me about you, Brandy. 73 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:03,772 Uh... 74 00:05:03,773 --> 00:05:05,841 My name is Brandy Catherine Shaefer. 75 00:05:05,842 --> 00:05:07,810 Jeffery Bernard Larson. 76 00:05:07,811 --> 00:05:09,645 Jeffery Bernard Larson. Remember that. 77 00:05:09,646 --> 00:05:11,013 All right, Bobby. 78 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:12,214 You're my big brother. 79 00:05:12,215 --> 00:05:13,882 I'm the one who went to film school, 80 00:05:13,907 --> 00:05:15,493 so I deserve to carry this camera for a bit. 81 00:05:15,518 --> 00:05:17,620 You didn't graduate. 82 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:18,698 Did you? 83 00:05:18,723 --> 00:05:20,276 This is where I wanna go. 84 00:05:20,605 --> 00:05:22,462 Yeah, but this is just a clip of a girl being fucking strapped. 85 00:05:22,487 --> 00:05:23,959 Did you watch the video? 86 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,294 No. 87 00:05:25,295 --> 00:05:26,996 You're not gonna like it. 88 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:28,624 I'm pretty sure it's not that scary 89 00:05:28,649 --> 00:05:30,399 if it's on the World Wide Web. 90 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,667 Mike, so you're down now? 91 00:05:31,668 --> 00:05:34,169 Yeah, I'm in, man, like they said there... 92 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:37,006 I've heard people talk about the ones that in New York, 93 00:05:37,007 --> 00:05:40,342 they zip tie you to a chair... Stop it. 94 00:05:40,343 --> 00:05:42,394 Bags over the head, that kind of thing. 95 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:43,779 That's a different story. 96 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,308 It's just like the movies, it's like... 97 00:05:45,334 --> 00:05:46,713 It's the same thing. It's changed. 98 00:05:46,738 --> 00:05:48,484 Jaycees haunted house is in the '60s. 99 00:05:48,485 --> 00:05:51,353 You walk around and guys jumped out and said, "Boo." 100 00:05:51,354 --> 00:05:52,921 That doesn't cut it anymore. 101 00:05:52,922 --> 00:05:54,690 When you were little, going through haunted houses 102 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:56,659 you didn't know if it was real or not, right? 103 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,795 That element, what that feels like, I wanna find it again. 104 00:05:59,796 --> 00:06:01,979 Be on time to the RV. 105 00:06:02,004 --> 00:06:03,412 Everyone's looking at Mikey. 106 00:06:03,437 --> 00:06:05,286 I was staring in this direction. 107 00:06:05,311 --> 00:06:06,502 Be on time. 108 00:06:06,503 --> 00:06:08,070 All right. Cheers! 109 00:06:08,071 --> 00:06:09,338 Happy Halloween! 110 00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:11,501 First night to the haunted house. 111 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,808 - Put me down. - What are you guys up to? 112 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:27,340 We're going to as many houses as we can all across America. 113 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:34,263 Where the hell did you get that? 114 00:06:34,264 --> 00:06:36,507 Motherfucker! 115 00:06:39,335 --> 00:06:41,837 Is there anything that's even scared you? 116 00:06:41,838 --> 00:06:45,307 I remember a haunt I went to probably 3, 4 years ago. 117 00:06:45,308 --> 00:06:46,760 There was a guy on the floor, 118 00:06:46,785 --> 00:06:48,610 he was munching his teeth at me. 119 00:06:48,612 --> 00:06:51,180 And I looked at him and he had entrails behind him. 120 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:53,182 So he was a paraplegic they hired. 121 00:06:53,183 --> 00:06:54,365 He was real fast on his hands 122 00:06:54,391 --> 00:06:55,751 and I thought that was the most 123 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:57,796 scariest thing I've ever seen. 124 00:06:57,821 --> 00:06:59,421 So how do you find people? 125 00:06:59,422 --> 00:07:01,290 A lot of people are word of mouth 126 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:03,325 and a lot of people have worked for us for many years, 127 00:07:03,326 --> 00:07:04,493 and they bring their friends 128 00:07:04,494 --> 00:07:06,462 and then we also put ads in the Greensheet 129 00:07:06,463 --> 00:07:08,530 and the local newspapers. 130 00:07:08,531 --> 00:07:10,199 And we try to recruit that way too. 131 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,468 Do you do like a background check on people? Just in case... 132 00:07:12,469 --> 00:07:15,637 You know currently we do not do a background check. 133 00:07:15,638 --> 00:07:18,279 But we're looking into doing that in future. 134 00:07:20,465 --> 00:07:28,657 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 5 135 00:07:59,816 --> 00:08:01,583 Fuck, bro! Come on man. 136 00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:02,751 What the fuck are you doing here? 137 00:08:02,752 --> 00:08:04,920 - Why didn't you just call me? - What are you doing here? 138 00:08:04,921 --> 00:08:07,022 I went out last night. Had a good time. 139 00:08:07,023 --> 00:08:08,381 Then I came here on time. 140 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:10,038 You've never been on time for a fucking thing in your life. 141 00:08:10,063 --> 00:08:12,406 Now I'm on time 'cause I was here hours before. 142 00:08:12,431 --> 00:08:13,896 Just be quiet. 143 00:08:13,897 --> 00:08:15,330 Why do I need to be quiet? 144 00:08:15,331 --> 00:08:18,073 I need you serious, from here on out. 145 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:21,713 Gonna be serious from... In about a minute from now. 146 00:08:21,738 --> 00:08:23,038 Why in a minute? 147 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:23,928 Say hi, Zarina. 148 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,070 - Hi. - Zarina. 149 00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:26,673 Hi. 150 00:08:27,518 --> 00:08:29,152 High-five? 151 00:08:32,515 --> 00:08:34,318 Why is it upside down now? 152 00:08:34,343 --> 00:08:35,593 Flip it. 153 00:08:35,618 --> 00:08:37,252 We gotta get some fucking food, man. 154 00:08:37,253 --> 00:08:39,174 I want coffee. 155 00:08:39,199 --> 00:08:41,530 - Morning. - Ladies. 156 00:08:42,135 --> 00:08:43,568 What's up, son? 157 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:45,294 - Hi! - Haunted houses. 158 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:46,444 How are you already here? 159 00:08:46,469 --> 00:08:48,530 You told the bartender, the cab driver, 160 00:08:48,531 --> 00:08:50,165 the guy behind the hotel... 161 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:51,667 We're all going on a road trip. Who cares? 162 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:53,235 Yeah. Road trip. 163 00:08:53,236 --> 00:08:55,382 And then, dude, and then you got a fucking pumpkin 164 00:08:55,407 --> 00:08:57,201 and tried to stick your dick in it. 165 00:08:57,226 --> 00:08:59,002 Yeah. You did a little American Pie, 166 00:08:59,027 --> 00:09:00,097 Halloween's style. 167 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,370 Zack, I want to be there to help you out 168 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:03,445 on this situation but you did. 169 00:09:03,446 --> 00:09:06,381 - I'm sorry, I have rolling... - Zack's version... 170 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:08,250 But I doubt that I did that. 171 00:09:08,251 --> 00:09:09,518 Yo pumpkin pie. 172 00:09:09,519 --> 00:09:10,802 How're you feeling today? 173 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:13,788 Like angels and sunbeams and unicorns. 174 00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:15,281 You look it. 175 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:16,992 Just check it out. I got part of the fridge 176 00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:18,396 that's just gonna be Jeff's healthy stuff. 177 00:09:18,421 --> 00:09:20,554 - All right, so you guys know. - You're an idiot. 178 00:09:20,579 --> 00:09:22,199 I will eat of your healthy stuff for the 179 00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:24,066 whole trip in one night after drinking. 180 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:25,867 Why do you need seven cameras? 181 00:09:25,868 --> 00:09:27,622 Why? 'Cause I wanna document it all. 182 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:29,339 You ready to go? All right, let's go to it. 183 00:09:29,364 --> 00:09:31,006 All right team on three. Boom! 184 00:09:31,007 --> 00:09:32,647 - Jeff, Jeff. - What? 185 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,089 You're never ever gonna get laid 186 00:09:34,092 --> 00:09:35,892 if you do things like that. 187 00:09:37,814 --> 00:09:38,843 You excited? 188 00:09:38,868 --> 00:09:40,704 I'm excited. These are always... 189 00:09:40,729 --> 00:09:43,185 I never know what I'm getting myself into 190 00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:45,206 when we start off, 191 00:09:45,231 --> 00:09:47,422 but I always have a good time by the end of it. 192 00:09:47,423 --> 00:09:49,291 So I'm definitely excited. 193 00:09:49,292 --> 00:09:50,892 Zack said you were a little nervous. 194 00:09:50,893 --> 00:09:53,595 I know I tend to be jumpy 195 00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:56,465 as a person, so... 196 00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:58,500 Couple that with the fact that I haven't 197 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:01,537 been to a haunted house in probably... 198 00:10:01,562 --> 00:10:02,755 I don't even know how many years, 199 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:04,773 since I was 8 or 9. 200 00:10:04,774 --> 00:10:07,542 I kinda don't really know how I'm gonna react 201 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,697 or what it's gonna be like or... 202 00:10:09,722 --> 00:10:11,723 I think haunts have come a long way. 203 00:10:11,748 --> 00:10:13,582 Since you were 8 or 9 years old. 204 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,789 See, as long as you give me 205 00:10:15,814 --> 00:10:18,007 that in the houses, we're good. 206 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,744 Why don't you tell us more about 207 00:10:20,769 --> 00:10:23,792 your little kid experience going through a haunted house. 208 00:10:23,793 --> 00:10:27,639 Um... Well, I assaulted a scare actor, 209 00:10:27,664 --> 00:10:29,665 when I was a child. 210 00:10:29,666 --> 00:10:32,201 Guy jumps down from a tree 211 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,269 and I'm so petrified, I don't... 212 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:36,805 My bodily reaction is just to punch him in the gut. 213 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,041 When the lights are going like 214 00:10:38,067 --> 00:10:39,441 this and you're so disoriented, 215 00:10:39,442 --> 00:10:41,476 the guy actually it seemed like he jumped 216 00:10:41,477 --> 00:10:44,346 straight back up into the tree almost like he had like a... 217 00:10:44,347 --> 00:10:46,402 Seven foot vertical. 218 00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:49,384 And probably 'cause I was like 3'7" at the time. 219 00:10:49,385 --> 00:10:53,155 I'm assuming they've come a long way since we were kids. 220 00:10:53,180 --> 00:10:54,399 Well, I mean, I should hope so. 221 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:56,592 'Cause I like the only haunts I've ever been to 222 00:10:56,593 --> 00:10:58,894 are the ones at theme parks or something like that, 223 00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:01,063 where the scariest thing is somebody running up to you 224 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:03,899 while you're waiting in line for a hotdog or something. 225 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,653 I promise you they're not gonna be like that. 226 00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:08,107 - All right. - We're gonna be out in the country, 227 00:11:08,132 --> 00:11:09,705 there's gonna be no rules, 228 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:12,307 - no regulations. - Mmm-hmm. 229 00:11:12,308 --> 00:11:14,495 I don't know how this sounds like a good thing. 230 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,712 This is always what you wish. 231 00:11:16,713 --> 00:11:18,247 There's gonna be no rules, no regulations. 232 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:19,715 You don't even know where we're going. 233 00:11:19,716 --> 00:11:21,048 I'm feeling kinda bad for all 234 00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:22,517 these bugs on the windshield. 235 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:24,019 You're a pacifist for bugs? 236 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,654 I felt bad 'cause there were 237 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:26,926 a few butterflies that hit the windshield too. 238 00:11:26,951 --> 00:11:28,186 I'd like to know where we're... 239 00:11:28,211 --> 00:11:30,492 Settle down. I've got something planned for everyone. 240 00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:31,994 You have it all planned out. 241 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,462 You know exactly where we're going? 242 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,224 I know exactly where we're going. 243 00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:39,285 Let's get directions. No way he's guiding this fucking ship. 244 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,643 It's not organic. 245 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,871 I'm still making pancakes so... 246 00:11:42,872 --> 00:11:45,257 This thing is sweet, I don't know why. 247 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:47,740 Paddle. 248 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:50,479 Hey, man, do you know how to get to the haunt house? 249 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,813 Are you all sure you wanna go there? 250 00:11:51,814 --> 00:11:52,997 Mikey, stop screwing around. 251 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,418 - Yeah. We can't find the exit. - We're just lost. 252 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:57,573 Yeah? All right. You go down the road right here about 5 miles. 253 00:11:57,598 --> 00:11:59,391 It'll be in the forest on the left hand side. 254 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:00,560 - Mike, let's go. - Awesome, I want this. 255 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:02,473 - Thank you so much. - You're not buying that. Let's go. 256 00:12:02,498 --> 00:12:04,413 - Hey, guys, we got... - Thank you. 257 00:12:05,328 --> 00:12:06,928 - You know where it is? - Yeah. 258 00:12:06,929 --> 00:12:08,063 It's 5 miles up the road. 259 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:10,365 Getting antsy over there, Jeff? 260 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:11,803 No, I'm just, you know, 261 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:13,101 jumping to my own beat. You know? 262 00:12:13,102 --> 00:12:15,137 Just jump... Jumpin' to my beat. 263 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,139 - You know, I hope everyone... - Jumping to his own beat. 264 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,554 I might just rap for you later. 265 00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:22,487 One celebratory shot on the road. 266 00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:23,712 That's what last night was. 267 00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:25,414 Yeah, but now we're like 268 00:12:25,415 --> 00:12:27,015 "on the road", on the road. 269 00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:29,336 I'll drink if Jeff does. 270 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:31,929 Air shots? 271 00:12:31,954 --> 00:12:34,541 Dude you look like you're jerking off an elephant. 272 00:12:38,116 --> 00:12:40,665 Jeff, I heard that you have a poem. 273 00:12:40,690 --> 00:12:43,398 - The... Oh, the poem. - I don't know if he can read it. 274 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:46,101 - I can't read it while I'm... - I can read the poem. 275 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,928 I wanna read it. I haven't read it. 276 00:12:47,953 --> 00:12:49,938 - "I am poem." - I gotta listen to this. 277 00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:53,157 "I am Job." 278 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:57,079 You hear that, the first line. 279 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,626 "I'm a swell guy who eats strawberries. 280 00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:04,529 "I wonder if demons even inhabited the earth. 281 00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:07,999 "I hear angels crying in my 282 00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:10,492 - "brain?" - "In my barn." 283 00:13:10,493 --> 00:13:12,335 - "Barn." - In my what? 284 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,172 "I touched the roughness... 285 00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:17,083 "The roughness of Bigfoot's arm." 286 00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:22,975 No transition, nothing. 287 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,073 Mikey, it's called art. 288 00:13:27,793 --> 00:13:29,293 I'm so excited. 289 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,238 This is the first night. 290 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:38,307 These haunt owners have forums, chat rooms. 291 00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:39,627 They put up these pictures. 292 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,698 Dude, there's some crazy shit that goes on there. 293 00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,084 You're in, you could park up there. 294 00:13:44,109 --> 00:13:45,694 Are you the sheriff of the town? 295 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:46,795 - Am I? - Yeah. 296 00:13:46,796 --> 00:13:49,030 - No, I'm just security. - Oh, okay, okay. 297 00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:50,946 I wish I was sheriff. 298 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:52,760 Awesome. 299 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,131 Hello! 300 00:13:55,156 --> 00:13:56,714 - Cool. - Haunt house. 301 00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,537 Let's do it. 302 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:02,129 - Let's get scared. - Let's get scared. 303 00:14:25,419 --> 00:14:27,510 You didn't just do that. 304 00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:42,826 I will finally make you get in a coffin, look. 305 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:51,897 Let me the fuck out of here! Ahhh! 306 00:14:57,967 --> 00:15:00,058 You're such a dick. 307 00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,635 You know I'm claustrophobic. 308 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,897 We can go in now? 309 00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:08,313 You coming? 310 00:15:08,811 --> 00:15:12,362 Shit! Didn't even get in the door yet. 311 00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:28,760 Got you. 312 00:15:33,437 --> 00:15:37,276 Mikey? I can't see shit. 313 00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:41,586 Why don't you pick me up? 314 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,500 Pick me up, damn it. 315 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,255 Bobby? 316 00:16:27,702 --> 00:16:30,274 What the fuck? 317 00:16:38,382 --> 00:16:41,083 Where the hell are we? 318 00:16:42,573 --> 00:16:45,460 Even the music is creepy. 319 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:49,872 So weird. 320 00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:55,198 What the fuck? 321 00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:01,332 Come play with me. 322 00:17:01,357 --> 00:17:03,140 Follow her. 323 00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,896 - Get the fuck down! - Fuck! 324 00:17:09,707 --> 00:17:13,700 Do you want to be a pretty doll like me? 325 00:17:15,204 --> 00:17:17,323 Oh, shit! What was that? 326 00:17:17,348 --> 00:17:19,507 Bobby, don't go over there. 327 00:17:19,508 --> 00:17:21,943 - Ashes! - What is going on? 328 00:17:21,944 --> 00:17:23,878 Ashes! 329 00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:28,381 We all fall down! 330 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,323 Let's get the fuck out of here! 331 00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:37,392 Come back here. I'm not done with you yet. 332 00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:39,300 They just love to run you out 333 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,930 of those places with chainsaws. 334 00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:43,774 Bob, did you like it? 335 00:17:43,799 --> 00:17:45,560 I don't give a shit about this place. I wanna talk to these people. 336 00:17:45,585 --> 00:17:46,758 - What's going on? - Hey. 337 00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:48,104 - How are you? - Pretty good. 338 00:17:48,129 --> 00:17:50,731 Uh, do you care if we ask you some questions? 339 00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:51,849 Sure. 340 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:53,577 So my friend here thinks that, uh, 341 00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,189 shady shit goes on in these places. 342 00:17:55,214 --> 00:17:56,444 What do you think? 343 00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:59,018 I can probably say I agree with that. 344 00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:01,216 I would think it just be fun to work here. 345 00:18:01,217 --> 00:18:03,891 It is fun. It's interesting. 346 00:18:04,536 --> 00:18:06,526 It's definitely different. 347 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,085 How so? 348 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,663 Bob, Bob, Bob, let's go on the roof. 349 00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:16,264 There's a ladder right over there. 350 00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:17,365 You will never be able to get on the roof. 351 00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:18,933 We can film over like that. 352 00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:22,074 Hey, Mike. There's a ladder at the back. 353 00:18:22,881 --> 00:18:24,415 Okay. 354 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,880 Mikey, when you get up there, do the fucking almost famous thing. 355 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,419 - What is that? 356 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,019 Stop being so fucking paranoid. 357 00:18:33,044 --> 00:18:34,566 Oh, shit! 358 00:18:36,179 --> 00:18:39,435 There's a shit ton of people down there, man. 359 00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:46,229 Happy Halloween, guys! Yay! 360 00:18:46,254 --> 00:18:48,256 - Whoo! - Whoo! 361 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:52,758 They're not fucking happy, Mike. 362 00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,032 Go. Get out of here. Go, go. 363 00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:00,241 - Mikey? - What? 364 00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:01,743 Be quiet... 365 00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:04,150 Mikey, let's go. Now! 366 00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:05,946 - Take your hoodie off, son. - What? 367 00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:08,100 Take your hoodie off. 368 00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,036 Where ya going, boy? 369 00:19:13,155 --> 00:19:15,156 Well it's the first night and you've 370 00:19:15,157 --> 00:19:17,092 already pissed off all the haunt workers. 371 00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:19,728 - So, good one, guys. - What's the scariest part? 372 00:19:19,729 --> 00:19:22,864 I mean creepy guy one, creepy girl two... 373 00:19:22,865 --> 00:19:25,413 I like the bush, like the... 374 00:19:25,438 --> 00:19:26,768 There was this weird part, 375 00:19:26,769 --> 00:19:28,394 where we had to wait because people would be... 376 00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:30,195 - Mike, are you sleeping already? - Before you went through the black gap... 377 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,282 He's in camo, and he jumped out of the rose bush... 378 00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:35,103 - I need you to show me the side... - Mike. 379 00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:38,027 What? That's that clown. 380 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:41,355 Bobby, what are you talking about? 381 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,949 Dude tried to break my camera. 382 00:19:44,147 --> 00:19:46,767 He seems really pissed. 383 00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:52,026 Can we just go? This guy is weirding me out. 384 00:19:52,027 --> 00:19:53,387 Am I good on that side? Can I? 385 00:19:53,427 --> 00:19:54,927 Yeah. Let's get the fuck outta here. 386 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:57,161 Shut up, let's just go. 387 00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:38,534 Did you all hear that? 388 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,431 Shit! 389 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,875 What the fuck? 390 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,209 Hello? 391 00:21:24,873 --> 00:21:26,615 Shit! 392 00:21:27,197 --> 00:21:29,012 Jesus! 393 00:21:31,756 --> 00:21:33,564 Ah! Jesus! 394 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,074 You fucking kidding me? 395 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:39,135 - You asshole. - You literally shit in your pants. 396 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,235 Come on, man. 397 00:21:40,236 --> 00:21:42,837 Oh, my God! I wish the camera could have seen you face. 398 00:21:42,838 --> 00:21:45,875 I'm too overweight for this. I'm gonna have a heart attack. 399 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:50,262 How far do you go to scare people? 400 00:21:50,815 --> 00:21:52,613 Uh... 401 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:54,091 Perhaps to the point of... 402 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:55,817 They won't let us touch 'em or bash 'em over 403 00:21:55,818 --> 00:21:57,452 the head and drag 'em off anywhere, 404 00:21:57,453 --> 00:21:59,454 so I have to kinda stop at that point. 405 00:21:59,455 --> 00:22:01,605 I heard of, uh, 406 00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:06,837 in New Orleans doing a lot of weird crazy stuff but, 407 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,130 I have never been to one that really does that. 408 00:22:09,131 --> 00:22:12,613 Thank goodness! That's-That's invading my territorial bubble. 409 00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,936 I tend to freak out if you just try to tie me up. 410 00:22:14,937 --> 00:22:16,107 I grew up with three sisters. 411 00:22:16,132 --> 00:22:18,206 They always tied me up and did things to me and 412 00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:20,441 I don't... Yeah, I don't... Yeah. 413 00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,757 No, I wouldn't go for that. 414 00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:27,520 - Like you did it naked? DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 4 415 00:22:27,545 --> 00:22:29,718 No, not completely naked... 416 00:22:29,743 --> 00:22:31,568 I have, like, you know, 417 00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:33,621 like a little bathing suit on and whatever, 418 00:22:33,622 --> 00:22:36,057 and the whole rest of my body was blue. 419 00:22:36,058 --> 00:22:39,979 I had weird ears and a tail and everything like that. 420 00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:42,306 Most Zack's ever done is 421 00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:46,610 done a white sheet over his head and two black holes. 422 00:22:46,635 --> 00:22:48,636 Wasn't he like a muscle man one year? 423 00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:50,422 I highly doubt it. 424 00:22:50,447 --> 00:22:52,244 I was the Shake Weight. 425 00:22:52,269 --> 00:22:54,567 That's what he was, he was a Shake Weight. 426 00:22:54,592 --> 00:22:56,244 The Shake Weight guy. 427 00:22:56,245 --> 00:22:58,468 Don't ever do that again. 428 00:22:59,188 --> 00:23:00,591 So gross. 429 00:23:00,616 --> 00:23:02,483 Okay. 430 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:05,386 Okay, I'm just reading this tweet, okay. 431 00:23:05,387 --> 00:23:08,277 "They say penis size is related to shoe size, 432 00:23:08,302 --> 00:23:10,049 "which makes the fear of being raped 433 00:23:10,074 --> 00:23:13,192 by a clown that much scarier." 434 00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:17,303 Give me some of those. 435 00:23:18,168 --> 00:23:19,677 I will trade you... 436 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:22,047 my chocolate 437 00:23:22,072 --> 00:23:24,531 - for one of these. - Bro, look at your eyes. 438 00:23:26,307 --> 00:23:27,985 I can't help it. I gotta take a piss. 439 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:30,745 But there's a fucking lineup for the bathroom. 440 00:23:30,746 --> 00:23:32,990 Now I'm residual high. 441 00:23:34,249 --> 00:23:36,193 From your cigarettes. 442 00:23:38,998 --> 00:23:40,929 I like that trade. 443 00:23:42,558 --> 00:23:44,187 Right. When do you think you're 444 00:23:44,213 --> 00:23:46,726 gonna tell us where we're going? 445 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:53,091 It's gonna be a shit show when we go on this haunt tonight. 446 00:23:53,116 --> 00:23:54,957 It's all his fault. 447 00:23:55,995 --> 00:23:59,320 I didn't know you couldn't handle smoking weed. 448 00:24:01,475 --> 00:24:03,606 Oh, my God! 449 00:24:03,968 --> 00:24:05,922 Oh, my God! 450 00:24:05,947 --> 00:24:08,334 Oh, my God! He is still crying. 451 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,842 You really think it's a good idea 452 00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,702 for you walk through any of these haunts? 453 00:24:11,727 --> 00:24:14,622 - I've got a few hours. - Yeah, fucked up? 454 00:24:14,623 --> 00:24:16,591 You're gonna be a train wreck. 455 00:24:16,592 --> 00:24:17,750 It's his fault. 456 00:24:17,775 --> 00:24:20,595 I don't care whose fault it is, we've got to be there in 2 hours. 457 00:24:20,596 --> 00:24:22,897 This place is very creepy. 458 00:24:22,898 --> 00:24:26,631 I'm scared, you're scared, we're all scared. 459 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,893 And then we can get... 460 00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:30,772 You sound like, "You scream, I scream, 461 00:24:30,797 --> 00:24:32,441 we all scream for ice cream." 462 00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:34,386 You have any? 463 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,289 Brandy, what are you most afraid of? 464 00:24:39,314 --> 00:24:41,576 - I have a fear of snakes. - Me too. 465 00:24:41,601 --> 00:24:43,694 I guarantee you snakes are... 466 00:24:43,719 --> 00:24:45,953 I hate 'em. They don't move right. 467 00:24:45,978 --> 00:24:48,899 They're just unnatural. I'm not a fan at all. 468 00:24:48,924 --> 00:24:50,992 I met a chick once and when we came back to her place, 469 00:24:50,993 --> 00:24:53,127 and she had a fucking python, like, as a pet. 470 00:24:53,128 --> 00:24:54,429 And she just pulled it out. 471 00:24:54,430 --> 00:24:55,521 She'd come home drunk and pulled it out. 472 00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:57,699 I'm like, "Ahh! "This is never gonna work." 473 00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,467 I'm gonna put you in a coffin and then 474 00:24:59,468 --> 00:25:01,283 put snakes in the coffin, would you do it? 475 00:25:01,308 --> 00:25:03,006 No, absolutely not. I will not... 476 00:25:03,031 --> 00:25:05,573 How much would we have to pay you? 477 00:25:05,574 --> 00:25:08,176 For $1000 would you get in the coffin? 478 00:25:08,177 --> 00:25:09,488 For $5000 I would. 479 00:25:09,513 --> 00:25:11,080 Coffin, cut a hole at the bottom 480 00:25:11,106 --> 00:25:12,113 and send snakes through it. 481 00:25:12,114 --> 00:25:13,538 5 thousand... Are they poisonous? 482 00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:15,616 Will you guarantee they're not poisonous? 483 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,575 Yes, they're poisonous. 484 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:21,609 These are big boy seats. 485 00:25:22,276 --> 00:25:23,546 Bobby what was that thing 486 00:25:23,571 --> 00:25:27,093 you were just saying about me just a couple of minutes ago? 487 00:25:27,598 --> 00:25:28,898 I don't recall. 488 00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:30,565 Well, I'll just lead you in 489 00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:33,267 - We're lucky to have you - and remind you and refresh your memory. 490 00:25:33,268 --> 00:25:34,802 We're lucky to have you. 491 00:25:34,803 --> 00:25:37,045 Yeah, say that one more time. Hold on. 492 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,840 - Brandy, we're... - Hold on. 493 00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,708 And... Go! 494 00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:42,443 Brandy, we're lucky to have you here. 495 00:25:42,444 --> 00:25:44,112 Yeah, that's right. 496 00:25:44,137 --> 00:25:46,432 How do you feel about that, Mike? 497 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:47,858 About what? 498 00:25:47,883 --> 00:25:50,551 I wouldn't call you a sister I never had. 499 00:25:50,576 --> 00:25:52,529 Just in case we ever get naked. 500 00:25:52,554 --> 00:25:55,556 - Already had her. Already had her. - Never gonna happen. 501 00:25:55,557 --> 00:25:58,136 We made out on a roof top, kind of one time when we were 16. 502 00:25:58,161 --> 00:26:00,581 - No. There was actually no making out. - We didn't make out, 503 00:26:00,606 --> 00:26:03,816 We just, it was just like heavy petting. It was weird. 504 00:26:04,757 --> 00:26:07,172 Zack, is there like a trailer for this haunt? 505 00:26:07,197 --> 00:26:08,963 Like, did they make a commercial? 506 00:26:08,988 --> 00:26:10,399 Yeah I was trying to show Brandy 507 00:26:10,425 --> 00:26:12,591 but she just freaked out. 508 00:26:13,796 --> 00:26:15,670 Why don't any of these haunts make commercials? 509 00:26:15,695 --> 00:26:18,171 I don't see commercials do ya? 510 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:21,482 - Asshole! - Whoa. 511 00:26:21,483 --> 00:26:23,317 Are you fucking kidding me? 512 00:26:23,318 --> 00:26:24,527 We're gonna be in the... 513 00:26:24,552 --> 00:26:27,064 Driving the scares in the zombie paint ball. 514 00:26:27,089 --> 00:26:28,256 Jeff, did you hear that? 515 00:26:28,257 --> 00:26:30,467 It's gonna be awesome. Can't wait. 516 00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:33,161 Now, do the zombies have guns? 517 00:26:33,162 --> 00:26:34,996 Do they... Are we out in the forest like paint balling? 518 00:26:35,021 --> 00:26:36,116 I don't know... 519 00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:38,738 Have you ever seen a zombie shoot a gun? 520 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,810 No, I've never seen... 521 00:26:39,835 --> 00:26:42,445 Has it ever happened in cinema history? 522 00:26:42,678 --> 00:26:45,354 No, but... I don't know. 523 00:26:45,803 --> 00:26:46,884 Are they gonna shoot back at us though? 524 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:48,406 All head shots, right, Jeff? 525 00:26:48,431 --> 00:26:50,568 Zombie 101. 526 00:26:50,593 --> 00:26:51,843 Hey, we have time. 527 00:26:51,868 --> 00:26:54,324 You guys wanna pull over and have drinks first? 528 00:26:59,822 --> 00:27:01,861 All alone now. 529 00:27:04,588 --> 00:27:06,446 Nature. 530 00:27:07,783 --> 00:27:09,273 Somebody was here before us. 531 00:27:09,298 --> 00:27:10,968 Yeah. 532 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,075 Yeah, they said it was okay to camp over here. 533 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,452 I mean, it just went out. 534 00:27:15,477 --> 00:27:17,071 - Got any wood? - Not a big camper... 535 00:27:17,072 --> 00:27:18,372 Were you a Brownie? 536 00:27:18,373 --> 00:27:20,493 - Yep. - Here we go. - I ate a brownie once. 537 00:27:20,518 --> 00:27:22,786 - Really? - I like that joke. 538 00:27:22,811 --> 00:27:24,345 How do you know... That's a beautiful fire. 539 00:27:24,346 --> 00:27:25,646 Have you ever camped in your life? 540 00:27:25,647 --> 00:27:28,919 Nope, not when I stay at Motel 6. 541 00:27:31,687 --> 00:27:33,312 Hey, more beer. 542 00:27:33,337 --> 00:27:35,423 That's not why I'm on this trip. 543 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:38,125 - We don't have marshmallows? - No. 544 00:27:38,126 --> 00:27:39,765 No, it's for you. 545 00:27:39,812 --> 00:27:41,568 - Stop it. - Drink it! Drink it! 546 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,240 Suck it. Drink it, Bran. 547 00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:45,114 Don't waste it. 548 00:27:45,403 --> 00:27:46,343 Yuck! 549 00:27:46,368 --> 00:27:49,270 It was just the foam, that's so gross. 550 00:27:49,271 --> 00:27:51,105 So this is a rap I wrote this morning. 551 00:27:51,106 --> 00:27:53,174 "Livin' in a barn is the life for me. 552 00:27:53,175 --> 00:27:55,042 "Green hill farm is the place to be. 553 00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:56,972 "If you pee on a fence and you hate your wiener, 554 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:59,513 "don't be looking at my turkey 'cause he ain't for dinner. 555 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:01,048 "4 a.m. and the cows get up. 556 00:28:01,049 --> 00:28:03,117 "No dessert till you crush that sauerkraut. 557 00:28:03,118 --> 00:28:05,131 "Got a barn full of hay, "A fire with some s'mores, 558 00:28:05,156 --> 00:28:07,154 "Mom yelling 'Chickens, chores!' 559 00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:08,999 "Ain't no arcade till that shit gets shoveled. 560 00:28:09,024 --> 00:28:11,861 "What you lookin' at, fool? This is life in a bubble." 561 00:28:14,063 --> 00:28:16,063 - That's-That's from Ohio right there. - Yeah. 562 00:28:16,064 --> 00:28:17,465 - We know. - Straight up. 563 00:28:17,466 --> 00:28:19,448 Shampoo conditioner. 564 00:28:19,473 --> 00:28:21,267 Beard repair. 565 00:28:21,292 --> 00:28:22,279 Uh... 566 00:28:22,304 --> 00:28:24,672 What's that goes underneath my skin? Beard oil. 567 00:28:24,673 --> 00:28:26,173 What's beard repair? 568 00:28:26,174 --> 00:28:28,042 Repairs you do like once every 3 days. 569 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:29,810 - Those are all flammable. - You know that, right? 570 00:28:29,811 --> 00:28:31,312 - Hello. - Huh? Fuck! 571 00:28:31,313 --> 00:28:32,680 - You all enjoying my fire? - Jesus. 572 00:28:32,681 --> 00:28:34,579 Holy shit, man. 573 00:28:39,488 --> 00:28:42,556 So, what the hell are you doing out in the woods? 574 00:28:42,557 --> 00:28:44,458 I live out there. 575 00:28:44,459 --> 00:28:46,294 Which haunt do you work at? The one down the road? 576 00:28:46,295 --> 00:28:47,457 Yeah. 577 00:28:47,482 --> 00:28:48,872 Yeah, we're goin' there next, I think. 578 00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:49,916 Yeah. 579 00:28:49,941 --> 00:28:51,799 We see a bunch of kids at a lot of these haunts, 580 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,768 'cause no one's calling Social Services on 'em. 581 00:28:53,769 --> 00:28:56,137 They're like 8, 9 years old. 582 00:28:56,138 --> 00:28:59,040 You know, it's like here in backwoods and shit, 583 00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:02,063 there's no rules, there's none of that stuff. 584 00:29:03,663 --> 00:29:06,265 What you mean "backwoods"? 585 00:29:20,711 --> 00:29:23,539 ZOMBIE EVACUATION ROUTE 586 00:29:23,565 --> 00:29:27,168 If that dude is still at our campfire when we go back, I'm out. 587 00:29:27,169 --> 00:29:29,463 I hope they shoot you with a paint ball. 588 00:29:29,488 --> 00:29:32,940 Hey, this place is putting my Presidential stimulus plan in action. 589 00:29:32,941 --> 00:29:36,102 - Do you want the camera? - Can you come over here now? 590 00:29:37,221 --> 00:29:38,555 Hey, do you... 591 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,730 Can we film in here? 592 00:29:40,755 --> 00:29:42,902 - All right, awesome. - Pick any gun. 593 00:29:42,927 --> 00:29:46,563 Bobby, I prefer to call it a zombie stimulus plan. 594 00:29:46,588 --> 00:29:48,506 - Pew. Pew. - Brandy thinks it's a laser. 595 00:29:48,531 --> 00:29:49,631 Everybody get ready. 596 00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:51,592 - I'm really excited. - That's ridiculous. 597 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:53,620 How long have you guys been doing the zombie paintball? 598 00:29:53,645 --> 00:29:56,373 - Yeah. This is our first year. - First year? 599 00:29:56,398 --> 00:29:57,794 - Groundbreaking! - Wow! 600 00:29:57,819 --> 00:30:00,501 Well, I'm gonna tell everybody I know, just so you know. 601 00:30:00,502 --> 00:30:02,636 Seven more people are going to find out. 602 00:30:02,637 --> 00:30:05,815 He has seven- He has seven Facebook friends. 603 00:30:09,411 --> 00:30:11,045 - I don't think I hit anything. - Get closer. 604 00:30:11,046 --> 00:30:13,823 So, how can you do that? How can you do that? 605 00:30:13,848 --> 00:30:16,069 - If you get it. - I'm ready to rock. 606 00:30:16,094 --> 00:30:19,290 - I'm going to shoot me a zombie. - Put these on. 607 00:30:19,315 --> 00:30:22,529 All right, guys, getting into dead territory over here. 608 00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:26,594 - Oh, fuck, look at that face. - Nice job. 609 00:30:26,619 --> 00:30:28,136 Look cocky with blood. 610 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:29,626 Man, I'm gonna crush this guy. 611 00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:31,027 - There he is. - Where? 612 00:30:31,052 --> 00:30:33,089 - Ah. - There. Get that one. 613 00:30:40,497 --> 00:30:43,316 I got him. I got him. Get him, get him, get him! 614 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,679 Oh. Oh, shit! 615 00:30:47,023 --> 00:30:48,492 Yeah, you bitches! Fucking die! 616 00:30:48,517 --> 00:30:52,312 - Hey, Mikey, did that hit you? - Yeah. Right in the face, dude. 617 00:30:54,526 --> 00:30:57,730 The power of Christ compels you! 618 00:30:58,094 --> 00:30:59,573 That was awesome. 619 00:30:59,598 --> 00:31:01,871 Guys. That was the most fun I've had 620 00:31:01,896 --> 00:31:04,231 in forever, that was so cool. 621 00:31:04,232 --> 00:31:06,067 Zack, I will do whatever you wanna do. 622 00:31:06,092 --> 00:31:07,377 Thank you. 623 00:31:07,402 --> 00:31:10,004 Hey! I want that written down and documented. 624 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:12,230 Jeff said, "I will do whatever you want on this trip." 625 00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:14,508 Whatever, this is like the most fun ever. 626 00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:16,575 What did you think, mate? 627 00:31:17,055 --> 00:31:18,121 Banging around. 628 00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:19,680 - I'll fix it. - RV is breaking down. 629 00:31:19,705 --> 00:31:21,884 I'm going to be banging around back there soon 630 00:31:21,909 --> 00:31:23,250 with a zombie. 631 00:31:23,251 --> 00:31:24,752 Bang around and go to fucking bed. 632 00:31:24,777 --> 00:31:26,678 That joke is never going to die. 633 00:31:26,703 --> 00:31:29,384 I think let's pull over. Keep going. 634 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,026 What the fuck is that? 635 00:31:31,903 --> 00:31:34,829 Hey, guys. Is that the girl from the haunt? 636 00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,330 We're 100 miles from there, there's no way that's her. 637 00:31:36,331 --> 00:31:37,698 Stop. Pull over in front of her. 638 00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:38,886 - Oh, my God. - Why? 639 00:31:38,911 --> 00:31:40,139 What, are you going to talk to her or something? 640 00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:42,364 Stop. Pull over. Just pull up. 641 00:31:42,389 --> 00:31:43,876 - I'll go talk to her. - Trying to be the hero? 642 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,246 Well, I'm not trying to be a... 643 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:49,340 Real, genuine, Texan. 644 00:31:49,372 --> 00:31:52,964 - Why does your brother do this? - Also it's 3:00 in the morning. 645 00:31:58,099 --> 00:32:00,332 Oh! There goes your brother. 646 00:32:01,258 --> 00:32:04,258 She didn't really say anything. 647 00:32:09,431 --> 00:32:11,408 Mikey, what's going on? 648 00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:12,565 I don't know. 649 00:32:12,590 --> 00:32:14,814 She just kind of followed me in here. 650 00:32:17,606 --> 00:32:19,729 Something happened to your car? 651 00:32:23,979 --> 00:32:26,951 Can you call somebody or something? 652 00:32:28,677 --> 00:32:31,055 Is there anywhere we can take you? 653 00:33:00,248 --> 00:33:02,523 What the fuck was that? 654 00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:05,346 - Getting the fuck out of here. - What the fuck? 655 00:33:05,371 --> 00:33:08,543 She was just fucking with us. Let's go. 656 00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:14,028 It was okay, but it was too scary for me. 657 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:15,095 - It was good. - Yeah? 658 00:33:15,096 --> 00:33:16,297 It was a good little scare. 659 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:18,089 The scariest thing is when the walls open up 660 00:33:18,114 --> 00:33:19,466 and they come out from the walls. 661 00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:21,535 You don't even see 'em 'cause they look like the walls. 662 00:33:21,536 --> 00:33:23,204 There's all blood gushing everywhere. 663 00:33:23,205 --> 00:33:25,706 I was like, "Oh, my gosh". 664 00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:27,641 It was like, "Get me out of this damn place". 665 00:33:27,642 --> 00:33:29,662 Because I was scared he had a chainsaw! 666 00:33:29,687 --> 00:33:31,111 That's what I'm looking for. 667 00:33:31,112 --> 00:33:32,387 This lady, uh-uh. 668 00:33:32,412 --> 00:33:36,101 She wants the, "Ooh, all scary. Oh, my God." 669 00:33:36,126 --> 00:33:39,073 No. We want the real stuff, the Faces of Death stuff. 670 00:33:39,098 --> 00:33:42,165 Your community service was working at a haunted house? 671 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:43,591 For real, for real. 672 00:33:43,592 --> 00:33:46,227 Okay, see, now that, had I known that first, 673 00:33:46,228 --> 00:33:49,525 - that'd make it scarier going in. - Yeah. 674 00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:52,625 Let's do it. 675 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:54,034 Is everybody else up? 676 00:33:54,035 --> 00:33:55,878 Uh, I don't know. (DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3) 677 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,338 Mikey's definitely not. (DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 3) 678 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,173 I think I nudged him, like, 5 times. 679 00:33:59,174 --> 00:34:01,271 Does it have to be like this every morning? 680 00:34:01,296 --> 00:34:03,592 I need 8 minutes to totally get ready. 681 00:34:03,617 --> 00:34:05,112 I'll be fine. You get ready. 682 00:34:05,113 --> 00:34:07,381 The last night got... The last night was really weird. 683 00:34:07,406 --> 00:34:09,850 Yeah, you made it weird. You brought her in here. 684 00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:13,587 Oh, man, I didn't think that was going to happen, it was just... 685 00:34:13,588 --> 00:34:15,117 It's kind of weird. 686 00:34:15,142 --> 00:34:17,191 It's almost like they're fictional characters. 687 00:34:17,192 --> 00:34:19,026 - You know what I mean? - Yep. 688 00:34:19,027 --> 00:34:20,521 So funny. 689 00:34:20,546 --> 00:34:22,920 I mean, I guess it's not really funny. 690 00:34:27,969 --> 00:34:29,837 Bob, what exactly are you looking for on this? 691 00:34:29,838 --> 00:34:32,706 I mean these... You keep saying back country. 692 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:35,150 I mean, that's... Where these hillbillies... 693 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:37,444 Some of them are a little-a little messed up. 694 00:34:37,445 --> 00:34:39,332 These places though, it's like they're... 695 00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:41,982 we have this password we have to find for this. 696 00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:44,151 They say "blue skull, blue skeleton." 697 00:34:44,152 --> 00:34:47,288 But there's something to blue because people keep using it. 698 00:34:47,289 --> 00:34:49,723 And it was in Dallas, then it was in Houston. 699 00:34:49,724 --> 00:34:50,924 And so it moves around. 700 00:34:50,925 --> 00:34:52,660 So it's not as much about backwoods 701 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,618 as we're going to have to go to the backwoods to find the password. 702 00:34:55,643 --> 00:34:58,465 - But the place, it seems like... - "Is this the haunt hole?" 703 00:34:58,466 --> 00:35:00,234 What is an extreme haunt? 704 00:35:00,235 --> 00:35:02,936 Instead of them chasing you with a chainsaw with no chain on it, 705 00:35:02,938 --> 00:35:05,873 they're going to chase you with the chain on it and like... 706 00:35:05,874 --> 00:35:07,119 I don't understand how far... 707 00:35:07,144 --> 00:35:11,555 Like, how far you really can go on without hurting somebody. 708 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:19,953 - But that's where... - Oh, shit. 709 00:35:19,954 --> 00:35:21,522 You need to get out, and we need to check with... 710 00:35:21,523 --> 00:35:24,240 Guys, where in the hell is this place? 711 00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:30,173 I want to say it's further away than you think, 712 00:35:30,198 --> 00:35:33,784 but, Todd says, "Are we lost?" 713 00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:41,008 Look at this place. 714 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:43,102 - Can I even fit, - Zack, is this... 715 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:46,320 Can you even get in here? You're going to have to make it work. 716 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:49,189 Oh, my God. 717 00:35:49,214 --> 00:35:52,709 - Can you try not to run over any more children? - All these people are already outside. 718 00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,130 It's actually kind of cool to get here early and see 719 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:57,944 like, they're like, being real people. 720 00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,670 Oh! 721 00:36:07,637 --> 00:36:09,179 This place is a shit hole, Bobby. 722 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,680 In the middle of bumfuck nowhere. 723 00:36:10,705 --> 00:36:12,373 His back wasn't enough for you, Bobby? 724 00:36:12,374 --> 00:36:14,762 - These are your people, farm boy. - That's right, dude. 725 00:36:14,788 --> 00:36:16,343 It looks like high school kids made this. 726 00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,733 - Wait up? - What? 727 00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,071 - I couldn't even go. - Let's go. We're going to haunt... 728 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:21,520 - What so you mean... Let's go. - The line was ridiculous. 729 00:36:21,545 --> 00:36:23,884 Why are you waiting in line? We're in the middle of a fucking forest. 730 00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:25,894 Go piss in the bushes. 731 00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:43,313 Holy shit. 732 00:36:43,638 --> 00:36:45,021 Dude. 733 00:36:45,046 --> 00:36:46,892 Nice costume. 734 00:36:47,513 --> 00:36:49,214 Jesus! 735 00:36:52,682 --> 00:36:54,254 Okay. 736 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:57,451 Holy shit. 737 00:36:57,452 --> 00:36:58,786 What the hell, man? 738 00:36:58,787 --> 00:37:00,654 Leave me alone. 739 00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,055 Don't! 740 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:03,757 Why the fuck are you following me? 741 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:06,081 Oh, fuck. 742 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,378 Get the fuck away. 743 00:37:08,403 --> 00:37:09,993 Fuck. Oh, fuck! 744 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:15,437 Wait. What do you want? 745 00:37:16,571 --> 00:37:18,713 What the fuck is wrong with you? 746 00:37:18,738 --> 00:37:20,548 What the fuck? 747 00:37:21,064 --> 00:37:24,269 Ha ha ha... Ah! 748 00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:28,683 Jesus. Not even a haunt yet. 749 00:37:29,934 --> 00:37:31,692 Zack? 750 00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,919 Yo. 751 00:37:37,725 --> 00:37:39,703 What are you doing, man? 752 00:37:47,109 --> 00:37:50,888 Hey, guys! How's it going? What's your name, buddy? 753 00:37:50,913 --> 00:37:52,973 Hi, Mikey. How are you doing? 754 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,237 What's the camera for? 755 00:37:54,263 --> 00:37:57,077 Are you guys doing Crimestoppers or Cops or something? 756 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,743 We're doing To Catch a Predator. 757 00:37:58,768 --> 00:38:00,456 To Catch a Predator? 758 00:38:00,481 --> 00:38:02,779 I gotta go. 759 00:38:03,054 --> 00:38:04,141 - Watch out! - Hey! 760 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,664 Where're you going, you piece of shit? 761 00:38:07,601 --> 00:38:10,960 Ooh. Oh, I like big, fuzzy bears. 762 00:38:10,985 --> 00:38:12,267 Ooh. 763 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,861 - Oh! - Always touch the beard. 764 00:38:13,862 --> 00:38:17,143 - Always touch the beard. - I feel so violated right now. 765 00:38:27,464 --> 00:38:29,526 Zack, watch the light. 766 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:32,718 Trying, dude. Go ahead of us. 767 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:42,699 Break out! Break out! 768 00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:44,308 Come on! 769 00:38:47,345 --> 00:38:48,821 Zack? 770 00:38:49,163 --> 00:38:50,940 Where did you go? 771 00:38:52,031 --> 00:38:53,896 Wait, where are you? 772 00:39:00,376 --> 00:39:02,110 Which way? 773 00:39:16,623 --> 00:39:18,125 That's disgusting. 774 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,857 Brandy, you all right? 775 00:39:24,390 --> 00:39:25,507 Please! 776 00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:28,486 No! No! Let me go, please! 777 00:39:28,511 --> 00:39:30,650 NOOOOOO ! 778 00:39:31,822 --> 00:39:34,599 Let me out! Let me out! 779 00:39:35,563 --> 00:39:37,364 Let me out! 780 00:39:37,845 --> 00:39:39,555 Please, let me go! 781 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:42,073 Ed, shut the fuck up! 782 00:39:42,098 --> 00:39:43,768 This is so fucked up. 783 00:39:43,793 --> 00:39:47,297 Heh heh heh... You want a piece of her, boys? 784 00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:51,282 Zack, I don't think we're supposed to go in here. 785 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:53,010 Zack! Don't go... 786 00:39:54,088 --> 00:39:55,609 Don't go. 787 00:39:55,705 --> 00:39:57,435 I'm just here for your father. 788 00:39:57,809 --> 00:40:00,804 Get that thing out of here! 789 00:40:08,743 --> 00:40:09,943 Get out of here! 790 00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:11,311 Guys, let's get out of here! 791 00:40:11,312 --> 00:40:13,480 Get the fuck out of here! 792 00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:45,112 He's still behind you! 793 00:40:45,113 --> 00:40:47,972 Walk, walk, walk. He's still following us. 794 00:40:49,651 --> 00:40:51,175 Zack! 795 00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:55,734 Oh, my God! 796 00:40:58,465 --> 00:41:00,043 Oh, my God! 797 00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:04,273 Oh, God! 798 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:07,553 What's going on? 799 00:41:08,012 --> 00:41:09,838 Oh, shit! 800 00:41:11,187 --> 00:41:14,027 Back up, back up, back up, back up! 801 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,965 Oh shit. 802 00:41:24,385 --> 00:41:27,116 Zack, let's go. Let's go. 803 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:33,936 Zack, let's go! Let's go! Fuck! Come on! 804 00:41:33,961 --> 00:41:35,583 There you are, fucking sucker! 805 00:41:35,584 --> 00:41:37,807 Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it! 806 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:39,576 Good morning. 807 00:42:14,285 --> 00:42:16,219 Brandy. 808 00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:19,277 You're gonna die. 809 00:42:19,302 --> 00:42:21,992 - Get the fuck away. - Brandy. 810 00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,921 Brandy. 811 00:42:25,599 --> 00:42:26,845 It's time to play! 812 00:42:26,870 --> 00:42:28,515 Get the fuck away from me! 813 00:42:28,516 --> 00:42:30,423 Oh, shit! 814 00:42:31,725 --> 00:42:34,831 Die! You're gonna die! 815 00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,880 I think it's a little weird that they knew my name. 816 00:42:36,905 --> 00:42:40,488 Someone probably told them to say that to freak you out. 817 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:51,505 Wait, what? 818 00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:53,328 Why didn't you say anything? 819 00:42:53,353 --> 00:42:56,042 Honestly, because you guys get so scared about everything. 820 00:42:56,043 --> 00:42:57,730 I wanted to make sure you could go through the haunt. 821 00:42:57,755 --> 00:42:58,821 Zack's the one... 822 00:42:58,846 --> 00:43:01,559 - Yeah. - I don't know. Ask them. 823 00:43:02,268 --> 00:43:04,365 Zack, where we going tomorrow? 824 00:43:04,561 --> 00:43:06,287 I've already told you. 825 00:43:08,062 --> 00:43:09,677 It was a haunted house down in the south somewhere. 826 00:43:09,702 --> 00:43:12,362 I don't know if it was in Alabama or wherever it was on. 827 00:43:12,387 --> 00:43:15,772 We have a forum, chat room, for haunted house owners. 828 00:43:15,797 --> 00:43:18,365 And, uh, there was a, um... 829 00:43:18,366 --> 00:43:19,946 A younger kid that was in a scene, 830 00:43:19,971 --> 00:43:21,268 where it was a hanging scene, 831 00:43:21,269 --> 00:43:23,603 and he had replaced the breakaway noose 832 00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:25,872 that was in the scene with his own, 833 00:43:25,873 --> 00:43:28,030 but he accidentally hung himself. 834 00:43:28,055 --> 00:43:30,243 Um, and it was part of the show. 835 00:43:30,244 --> 00:43:33,213 And by the time they were able to take care of the situation... 836 00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:34,648 I mean, he was already dead. 837 00:43:34,649 --> 00:43:35,926 This was, like, in a haunted house? 838 00:43:35,951 --> 00:43:38,598 This was in a haunted house while the haunted house was open. 839 00:43:39,605 --> 00:43:43,465 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 840 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:47,978 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 2 841 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:50,430 Or... should I get Skittles? 842 00:43:50,431 --> 00:43:52,065 This is all garbage food, all garbage food. 843 00:43:52,066 --> 00:43:53,667 Or... should I get Sour Patch Kids? 844 00:43:53,668 --> 00:43:55,502 Yeah, I don't think any of your... 845 00:43:55,503 --> 00:43:57,871 Or should I get a big pickle? 846 00:43:57,872 --> 00:44:00,440 - So, are we off the 20? - What is a good name for a city? 847 00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:02,375 Where's the haunt? What city is the haunt in? 848 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,278 - That is not what I know. - Not our job. Not our job. 849 00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:08,248 Look how-how creepy... Look how creepy this is. 850 00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,783 - I love this. - What the hell is that? 851 00:44:09,784 --> 00:44:11,218 And he's combing his hair? 852 00:44:11,219 --> 00:44:14,187 I won't and I... We're going to find these places that... 853 00:44:14,188 --> 00:44:16,560 I don't know what goes on if they 854 00:44:16,585 --> 00:44:18,725 use real body parts or whatever. 855 00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:21,328 Real body parts, that doesn't scare me, though, like... 856 00:44:21,329 --> 00:44:22,679 I'm not going to know the difference. 857 00:44:22,704 --> 00:44:24,564 If a real human leg... 858 00:44:24,565 --> 00:44:27,200 But I won't know if it's a real human leg 859 00:44:27,201 --> 00:44:28,922 or it's a fake human leg, so it's not... 860 00:44:28,947 --> 00:44:32,337 That doesn't bother me because I don't know the truth anyway. 861 00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:35,978 What's someone's idea of what scary is, 862 00:44:36,003 --> 00:44:37,276 is totally different to somebody else. 863 00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:39,335 Is it dressing up the walls, with blood 864 00:44:39,361 --> 00:44:40,714 dripping off and all that stuff? 865 00:44:40,715 --> 00:44:42,082 I don't need all that. 866 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:45,252 Mine's more like, real shit, dark. 867 00:44:45,253 --> 00:44:47,432 I don't know where I'm going, I don't know what's happening. 868 00:44:47,457 --> 00:44:49,122 The intricate details to me isn't that big of a deal. 869 00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:50,566 Where are you going? 870 00:44:50,591 --> 00:44:52,485 Why do you care? 871 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:57,455 - Who you talking to? - Chantelle. 872 00:44:58,684 --> 00:45:01,538 Yeah, I got something good for him. 873 00:45:01,563 --> 00:45:03,529 All right. All right. Bye. 874 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:05,639 This is Mikey's surprise, give him a clue. 875 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,040 I did. You gotta think about it. 876 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:09,409 I mean, think about the theme of this trip. 877 00:45:09,434 --> 00:45:13,841 Think about some place Mikey loves and just combine the two. 878 00:45:14,376 --> 00:45:16,792 Dude, it's like some Halloween theme thing. 879 00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:19,019 Mikey, are you into weird stuff? 880 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:20,289 Yeah. Absolutely, but I don't know if 881 00:45:20,314 --> 00:45:23,523 - they're gonna let us go in there. - Oh, hold on. Look what he's... 882 00:45:23,524 --> 00:45:25,058 Yes. How old is that lady? 883 00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:27,526 50-year veteran stripper. 884 00:45:37,012 --> 00:45:38,973 (What the fuck?) 885 00:45:39,006 --> 00:45:40,407 Jeffrey, is this your first time? 886 00:45:40,408 --> 00:45:42,108 No... Yeah, my first year out of Florida. 887 00:45:42,109 --> 00:45:43,276 Look at all that. 888 00:45:43,277 --> 00:45:45,612 Insert them in, or... Okay. 889 00:45:45,613 --> 00:45:48,682 All my research pays off on haunted houses and strip clubs. 890 00:45:48,683 --> 00:45:50,080 All right, let's have some fun. Love it. 891 00:45:50,105 --> 00:45:51,242 Brandy, you ready? 892 00:45:51,267 --> 00:45:55,398 I mean, get crazy, like, let's get nutty. 893 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,099 Yeah! 894 00:45:58,124 --> 00:46:00,545 Getting some! 895 00:46:02,717 --> 00:46:03,997 Come on, honey. 896 00:46:03,998 --> 00:46:05,632 It's is kind of hot. 897 00:46:08,712 --> 00:46:10,700 Very exotic. 898 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:15,076 Zombie strippers? Are you fucking kidding me? 899 00:46:20,157 --> 00:46:21,936 All right! 900 00:46:28,782 --> 00:46:30,466 Whoo-hoo! 901 00:46:30,491 --> 00:46:33,766 Fuck Christmas, this is Halloween! 902 00:46:34,053 --> 00:46:36,796 And then Jeff with 4 girls, dude. 903 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:39,466 I mean, Jesus, he almost swallowed a tit. 904 00:46:39,467 --> 00:46:41,001 I thought it was going to kill him. 905 00:46:41,002 --> 00:46:43,293 I think she really liked me. 906 00:46:46,577 --> 00:46:48,584 Look at your jeans, man. A little extra starch. 907 00:46:48,609 --> 00:46:51,080 You guys are fucking disgusting. 908 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,688 Come out! 909 00:47:09,330 --> 00:47:11,317 Be a part of this. Come on. 910 00:47:11,342 --> 00:47:12,432 Ahhh! 911 00:47:12,479 --> 00:47:14,435 Are you coming or not? 912 00:47:17,865 --> 00:47:19,196 Can we just roll through, 913 00:47:19,221 --> 00:47:21,374 just taking a couple snap pictures? 914 00:47:21,375 --> 00:47:22,909 No. No, you can't do that. 915 00:47:22,910 --> 00:47:25,311 You can't have any cameras, no pictures. I'm sorry. 916 00:47:25,312 --> 00:47:27,185 This one's free. 917 00:47:27,210 --> 00:47:28,968 Dude, you can't do that shit in San Antonio. 918 00:47:28,993 --> 00:47:31,551 Tell him about that thing in Louisiana. 919 00:47:31,552 --> 00:47:33,486 Hey, I heard about something in Louisiana. 920 00:47:33,487 --> 00:47:34,912 So, outside of it, 921 00:47:34,937 --> 00:47:37,299 like, would you guys go out after you get off work? 922 00:47:37,324 --> 00:47:38,491 - Do you have fun? - Um, some of us do. 923 00:47:38,492 --> 00:47:41,461 I'm just... I'm bored... Doing this. 924 00:47:41,462 --> 00:47:43,630 Dude, it was crazy, dude. 925 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:44,864 What? 926 00:47:44,865 --> 00:47:46,266 What, did you guys pay money to do it? 927 00:47:46,267 --> 00:47:48,234 Yeah, it's like a tour, like San Antonio... 928 00:47:48,259 --> 00:47:49,068 It's like... 929 00:47:49,093 --> 00:47:50,309 Have you ever made out with guys, 930 00:47:50,334 --> 00:47:52,138 like, in the haunt, all dressed up? 931 00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:53,389 - No. - Never? 932 00:47:53,414 --> 00:47:54,896 No, I have never made out with anybody at the haunt. 933 00:47:54,921 --> 00:47:56,005 - No. - You never... 934 00:47:56,030 --> 00:47:57,401 It's like kissing my brothers. 935 00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:58,844 Um... 936 00:47:58,889 --> 00:48:00,623 Is it... Is it... 937 00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:03,104 Is it something skeleton or skull, we heard? 938 00:48:03,129 --> 00:48:04,984 - Yeah. Yeah, something like blue skeleton. - That's what it's called? 939 00:48:04,985 --> 00:48:07,353 Have you ever hooked up with make-up on? 940 00:48:07,354 --> 00:48:09,522 Uh, no. No, actually, never. 941 00:48:09,523 --> 00:48:10,824 - Seems hot. - No, because, they're... 942 00:48:10,825 --> 00:48:12,325 You guys have to tell me about this. 943 00:48:12,326 --> 00:48:14,435 Okay. See, I'm with all this group of people, 944 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:16,029 and they're, like, getting pissed with me 945 00:48:16,030 --> 00:48:17,397 'cause I keep taking them places like this. 946 00:48:17,398 --> 00:48:19,172 We're trying to find something extreme. 947 00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:20,366 Show me. 948 00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:21,868 - Show you? - Yeah, let me see it. 949 00:48:21,869 --> 00:48:22,905 - Okay. - I want to see it. 950 00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:25,159 I want to see you contort your body. 951 00:48:25,184 --> 00:48:26,773 Well, I would have to take this off. 952 00:48:26,774 --> 00:48:29,422 I'm not worried about that. 953 00:48:29,952 --> 00:48:31,874 Oh, shit, that's hot. 954 00:48:32,182 --> 00:48:34,525 You got a hot thong on. I'm serious. 955 00:48:34,550 --> 00:48:35,742 - Well, yeah. - What are your... 956 00:48:35,767 --> 00:48:36,783 Turn around. What are your tattoos? 957 00:48:36,784 --> 00:48:39,486 It's a lot harder. I have a, um... 958 00:48:39,487 --> 00:48:42,115 - You guys are my best friends. - Yeah, brother. Good luck. 959 00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,523 All right. Thank you, guys. 960 00:48:43,524 --> 00:48:44,691 Awesome. 961 00:48:44,692 --> 00:48:47,220 - Can I touch your face? - Sure. 962 00:48:50,008 --> 00:48:52,074 That's awesome. 963 00:49:10,062 --> 00:49:11,293 Sweet. 964 00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:13,523 Haunted words. 965 00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:25,165 - Hey, I found it. - What? 966 00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:27,099 - I found the Blue Skeleton. - Yeah, dude... Where? 967 00:49:27,124 --> 00:49:29,161 Uh, this place that they said. San Antonio. 968 00:49:29,186 --> 00:49:31,104 And then his other friend goes, "Fuck San Antonio!" 969 00:49:31,105 --> 00:49:32,972 He goes, "Tell him about that crazy place we went to." 970 00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:35,008 And I was, like, "Hey, was it called Skull Skeleton?" 971 00:49:35,009 --> 00:49:36,574 He goes, "Blue Skeleton." 972 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:39,546 And they went last year. And he said it's in Louisiana this year. 973 00:49:39,547 --> 00:49:41,614 Hey, we got it. We got it. 974 00:49:41,615 --> 00:49:43,650 We're done. We're going to Blue Skeleton. 975 00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:45,185 We can go through with 2 different cameras... 976 00:49:45,186 --> 00:49:46,719 I know, but we gotta get to the end... 977 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,867 - We got more places to go to. - Look, I don't know exactly... 978 00:49:48,892 --> 00:49:51,257 Where ya'll going? What are ya'll doing? 979 00:49:51,258 --> 00:49:52,892 Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Biggin'. 980 00:49:52,893 --> 00:49:54,527 - Whoa. - Yeah. 981 00:49:54,528 --> 00:49:56,691 What are you doing? I knew you were filming in there. 982 00:49:56,716 --> 00:49:58,312 - Give me the tape. - I didn't, I... 983 00:49:58,337 --> 00:50:01,801 - Dude, I went through one time with no camera. - Dude? Do I look like a dude? I look like a clown, son! 984 00:50:01,802 --> 00:50:04,003 Now, what were you doing in there? 985 00:50:04,004 --> 00:50:05,738 - We were just hanging. - Yeah, we were just... 986 00:50:05,739 --> 00:50:07,704 - Just hanging? Just hanging? - We went through your haunt. 987 00:50:07,729 --> 00:50:10,210 Just hanging? Just hanging with the big shitty talk? 988 00:50:10,211 --> 00:50:12,946 Whatever! Where are the tapes? I know you were recording. 989 00:50:12,971 --> 00:50:15,615 - We didn't record anything. - You told us to put the camera off... 990 00:50:15,616 --> 00:50:18,236 I know you were recording. 991 00:50:18,261 --> 00:50:19,461 Dude, we didn't record. 992 00:50:19,486 --> 00:50:20,887 Do you remember yesterday? 993 00:50:20,888 --> 00:50:22,589 I wasn't born then! 994 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,424 And fucking back up, and stop. Relax. 995 00:50:24,449 --> 00:50:26,226 You want me to fuck and back up? 996 00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:28,513 - That is illegal in this state. - Fuck you. Just... 997 00:50:28,538 --> 00:50:30,472 - You gotta get used to some sodomy... - Hey, dude, stop! Relax. 998 00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:32,065 You said racist and sodomy 999 00:50:32,066 --> 00:50:33,379 because I'm about to fuck you up! 1000 00:50:33,404 --> 00:50:34,679 Hey. Hey, dude, you don't want... 1001 00:50:34,704 --> 00:50:36,102 You do not want to get him pissed off. 1002 00:50:36,103 --> 00:50:37,433 - I wanna get him pissed off, - Guys. 1003 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,415 You pissed off, and fuck her. 1004 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,673 You look ridiculous. 1005 00:50:40,674 --> 00:50:42,041 - You need to... - Back the fuck up, get out of here. 1006 00:50:42,042 --> 00:50:43,876 - Brandy, go inside, now! - Okay. 1007 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:46,079 - Back up. - You heard me. I've said my piece. 1008 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,351 Get on before I hurt you. 1009 00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:52,652 No, that's the second time one of these guys have got in my face. 1010 00:50:52,653 --> 00:50:54,721 I swear to God, dude, I'm gonna knock one of these guys the fuck out! 1011 00:50:54,722 --> 00:50:56,756 Maybe you shouldn't make a sex tape with his sister. 1012 00:50:56,757 --> 00:50:59,479 Oh, come on, man, he didn't know that I was filming her. 1013 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,117 Beer wench. 1014 00:51:11,003 --> 00:51:13,039 We should do a different handshake that's like... 1015 00:51:13,064 --> 00:51:15,933 - Brandy, can you make... - Oh. 1016 00:51:19,275 --> 00:51:20,320 No. 1017 00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:23,387 Oh... 1018 00:51:24,092 --> 00:51:25,233 No, I don't like that. 1019 00:51:25,258 --> 00:51:27,020 - That wouldn't catch on? - No. 1020 00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:28,187 Oh... 1021 00:51:28,188 --> 00:51:30,532 Oh, where are those tongs? 1022 00:53:29,710 --> 00:53:32,678 How far would they go to scare somebody? You know... 1023 00:53:32,679 --> 00:53:33,953 They will go pretty far. 1024 00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:37,460 They will go pretty far to breaking their leg, breaking their back, 1025 00:53:37,485 --> 00:53:39,629 doing anything they possibly can to get a scare. 1026 00:53:39,654 --> 00:53:42,725 Do you think that you have a stopping point? 1027 00:53:44,435 --> 00:53:45,601 Uh... 1028 00:53:45,626 --> 00:53:46,859 A stopping point... 1029 00:53:46,860 --> 00:53:49,262 I have been asked, and I have done 1030 00:53:49,263 --> 00:53:51,564 many different things over the years. 1031 00:53:51,565 --> 00:53:54,133 We've heard rumors you were using dead bodies. 1032 00:53:54,134 --> 00:53:56,536 I'm not surprised, to be honest. 1033 00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:59,680 I'm not surprised. That's actually scary. 1034 00:53:59,705 --> 00:54:02,649 Like, real dead bodies? 1035 00:54:03,453 --> 00:54:04,520 Hmm. 1036 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:06,870 Not far, from what I've heard. 1037 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,359 Zacharias, you hear anything last night? 1038 00:54:10,384 --> 00:54:12,912 No. Come back here for a sec, though. 1039 00:54:13,677 --> 00:54:16,255 What are you doing? Close up for a J.O. session? 1040 00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:18,391 Yeah. Close the door. 1041 00:54:18,392 --> 00:54:19,404 What do you mean, "Close the door"? 1042 00:54:19,429 --> 00:54:20,646 - Just close the door. - Why? 1043 00:54:20,671 --> 00:54:22,562 This was posted in a haunt chat room last night. 1044 00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:23,578 Dude, what? 1045 00:54:23,603 --> 00:54:25,990 I've watched this thing 3 times. 1046 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,534 Every single one of us is in this video. 1047 00:54:28,535 --> 00:54:30,704 How would you have filmed this? 1048 00:54:30,729 --> 00:54:32,107 Look. 1049 00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:34,674 That's me. Were you filming me while I was asleep? 1050 00:54:34,675 --> 00:54:37,610 I'm trying to figure out how you filmed it, unless Michael did it. 1051 00:54:37,611 --> 00:54:39,846 But I just... Michael's right before you. 1052 00:54:39,847 --> 00:54:41,948 I'm in bed with Brandy, there's Jeff, I... 1053 00:54:41,949 --> 00:54:43,749 I can't explain this. 1054 00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:45,518 And how's it online? 1055 00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:47,529 This isn't... What are you... 1056 00:54:47,905 --> 00:54:49,722 The only thing I can think of is, this is just a part of it, 1057 00:54:49,723 --> 00:54:51,508 - so we're just gonna have to... - Part of it? 1058 00:54:51,533 --> 00:54:52,736 This is not a haunt. 1059 00:54:52,761 --> 00:54:55,071 Dude, we're not in a haunt, we're in the middle of nowhere in our RV. 1060 00:54:55,096 --> 00:54:57,363 - Yeah, I know. - These guys came in here. 1061 00:54:57,388 --> 00:54:59,508 Do not say a fucking word or they will all go home. 1062 00:54:59,533 --> 00:55:01,434 You guys seen my license around? 1063 00:55:01,459 --> 00:55:04,411 Wait. What are you wearing, dude? 1064 00:55:04,705 --> 00:55:06,439 Real men wear pink. 1065 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,241 Those look like Brandy's panties. 1066 00:55:08,242 --> 00:55:10,613 - You've never seen my panties. - Brandy's granny panties. 1067 00:55:10,638 --> 00:55:12,245 I blacked out last night. It could have been her. 1068 00:55:12,246 --> 00:55:15,185 - What do you mean, "blacked out"? - What the fuck! 1069 00:55:15,591 --> 00:55:17,497 What the fuck is... 1070 00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:18,964 What are you doing, dude? 1071 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:21,057 What's going on, Michael? 1072 00:55:21,082 --> 00:55:22,188 What the fuck are you doing? 1073 00:55:22,189 --> 00:55:23,316 - What the fuck is that? - Should I pull over? 1074 00:55:23,341 --> 00:55:25,106 What do you mean, "What is that?" 1075 00:55:25,943 --> 00:55:29,040 - What the fuck? - What is it? 1076 00:55:29,065 --> 00:55:32,057 - What the fuck is that? - Is that a heart? 1077 00:55:32,766 --> 00:55:35,909 - God, Michael! - Jesus. Jesus Christ, are you okay? 1078 00:55:36,757 --> 00:55:38,237 - This you? - Michael... 1079 00:55:38,238 --> 00:55:39,849 Why the fuck is he puking in here? 1080 00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:41,559 Where is Zack? You did that? 1081 00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:44,421 - Zack? - Jesus Christ! 1082 00:55:45,571 --> 00:55:48,290 - What is that? - I have no fucking idea. 1083 00:55:48,315 --> 00:55:52,027 - Don't touch it. Don't touch it! - Well, I'm not keeping it in here. 1084 00:55:54,330 --> 00:55:55,968 Shit. 1085 00:55:57,148 --> 00:55:59,268 Oh God, that's so gross. 1086 00:55:59,293 --> 00:56:00,754 You're a fucking idiot, dude. 1087 00:56:00,779 --> 00:56:02,607 I didn't do this. 1088 00:56:02,632 --> 00:56:04,694 Yeah, you didn't do it. 1089 00:56:09,029 --> 00:56:10,570 What are you doing? 1090 00:56:10,571 --> 00:56:12,725 Nothing. I'm just waiting for you, man. 1091 00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,413 Let's go. 1092 00:56:17,177 --> 00:56:20,112 - None of you guys are ready. - And Mikey's being difficult. Still. 1093 00:56:20,113 --> 00:56:22,263 - Are you all right? - No, I'm not. 1094 00:56:22,288 --> 00:56:23,050 Let's go. 1095 00:56:23,076 --> 00:56:24,116 This is just... I don't want to do it. 1096 00:56:24,117 --> 00:56:25,851 Jeff, you done? 1097 00:56:41,034 --> 00:56:43,102 Hey, I got the email. 1098 00:56:43,103 --> 00:56:45,137 - We're doing the forum? - Yeah. 1099 00:56:45,724 --> 00:56:47,102 All right. 1100 00:56:48,248 --> 00:56:51,210 If you want to move closer, head toward Baton Rouge. 1101 00:56:51,211 --> 00:56:54,146 Ask for Giggles at the D&D Bar. 1102 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:56,434 - Baton Rouge? - Yeah. 1103 00:56:56,459 --> 00:56:58,694 It's... It's part of the thing. 1104 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:02,769 You're the very one that wants to stop going to the Mickey Mouse places. 1105 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:05,031 - All right. - Huh? 1106 00:57:05,056 --> 00:57:08,204 There it is. Now you're going to get your chance, tough guy. 1107 00:57:12,528 --> 00:57:15,879 Look at all those trash bag pumpkins. 1108 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:21,126 This is a bar? 1109 00:57:23,545 --> 00:57:24,920 Zack? 1110 00:57:24,945 --> 00:57:28,122 I'm sorry, guys, but this is where they said to go. 1111 00:57:28,147 --> 00:57:30,182 He said that, to ask the guy at the bar. 1112 00:57:35,646 --> 00:57:38,225 Hey, uh, excuse me. 1113 00:57:38,892 --> 00:57:40,150 Sorry to bother you guys. Uh, 1114 00:57:40,175 --> 00:57:42,940 I'm supposed to find a Giggles. 1115 00:57:43,847 --> 00:57:45,407 - You know? - Giggles? 1116 00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:47,500 Yeah. I know Giggles. 1117 00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:49,835 Oh, yeah. He hangs out here quite regularly, matter of fact. 1118 00:57:49,836 --> 00:57:51,049 You all want to take a seat over there 1119 00:57:51,074 --> 00:57:53,985 and make yourselves at home. He'll be here shortly. 1120 00:57:54,976 --> 00:57:56,581 - Shall we. - Yeah. 1121 00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:59,453 Let's... sit. 1122 00:58:03,796 --> 00:58:05,885 At least we're on the right track. 1123 00:58:05,886 --> 00:58:08,089 Look at the couple slow dancing. 1124 00:58:09,099 --> 00:58:10,898 So weird. 1125 00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:13,669 You guys want a drink, at least? 1126 00:58:13,694 --> 00:58:14,978 - Beer. - Jeff, you want a beer? 1127 00:58:15,003 --> 00:58:16,469 Yeah. 1128 00:58:16,563 --> 00:58:20,910 - It's just a scare... - Hey! What's that camera for? 1129 00:58:30,644 --> 00:58:32,678 They're cool, the bar. 1130 00:58:32,703 --> 00:58:33,926 Happy with that kind of service. 1131 00:58:33,951 --> 00:58:36,947 Besides, they don't... They don't like our kind. 1132 00:58:41,521 --> 00:58:43,622 Holy shit. Turn around. Turn around, Brandy! 1133 00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:44,704 - What? - Turn around. 1134 00:58:44,729 --> 00:58:45,939 What? 1135 00:58:47,436 --> 00:58:49,270 Oh, my God. 1136 00:58:52,132 --> 00:58:53,820 Wow. 1137 00:59:17,270 --> 00:59:19,280 Are you Giggles? 1138 00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:27,626 - Hey! - All right, I'll turn it off! 1139 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,342 Try that here. 1140 00:59:33,222 --> 00:59:35,778 That guy was having a good time. 1141 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:37,485 You looked like you were having a good time. 1142 00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:40,436 - What? - Okay, I'm going to the bathroom. 1143 00:59:40,461 --> 00:59:42,047 What? 1144 00:59:44,532 --> 00:59:45,906 - Hey, we're gonna... - What's going on, guys? 1145 00:59:45,931 --> 00:59:47,246 - We're gonna... - No, no, no, no, no. 1146 00:59:47,271 --> 00:59:48,920 You want to meet Mr. Giggles? He's outside. 1147 00:59:48,945 --> 00:59:50,890 - Yes. - He won't talk till the camera 1148 00:59:50,916 --> 00:59:51,985 is off, so put it down. 1149 00:59:52,010 --> 00:59:54,305 - Sit down. - Let's go meet Giggles. - It's gonna be you. 1150 00:59:54,330 --> 00:59:55,229 Finally. 1151 00:59:55,254 --> 00:59:57,300 This is not a good idea. 1152 01:00:00,167 --> 01:00:01,934 Oh, man, check this out. 1153 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:03,028 What you got there? 1154 01:00:03,053 --> 01:00:04,737 City boys forgot their camera. 1155 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,338 Oh, cool. Let's go make a movie. 1156 01:00:06,363 --> 01:00:08,576 Yeah, let's make a movie. 1157 01:00:16,016 --> 01:00:17,383 Hey, guys, this is the ladies' room. 1158 01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:19,218 Well, yeah, we know. How you doing? 1159 01:00:19,219 --> 01:00:22,254 - Ugh, what are you doing? - We're shooting a little video. 1160 01:00:22,255 --> 01:00:24,423 Thought that's what y'all like. 1161 01:00:24,424 --> 01:00:26,792 Well, it's not what we're... It's not what we're here to do. 1162 01:00:26,793 --> 01:00:29,158 - We decided to shoot a little movie. - Did Bobby and Zack set you up for this? 1163 01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:31,196 Heard you were looking for Mr. Giggles. 1164 01:00:31,221 --> 01:00:33,313 I got your Mr. Giggles for you right here, darling. 1165 01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,733 Stop. 1166 01:00:34,734 --> 01:00:36,152 - Could you just... - Huh? 1167 01:00:36,177 --> 01:00:38,204 Just leave the rest room. 1168 01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,472 Uh, we're good. We're we 're doing all right. 1169 01:00:40,473 --> 01:00:42,161 Just stop! Guys, get out! 1170 01:00:42,186 --> 01:00:43,909 Come on, huh? What's the matter? 1171 01:00:43,910 --> 01:00:46,328 - Just trying to have a little fun. - Bobby. 1172 01:00:46,353 --> 01:00:49,157 - They cornered me in there. - What the fuck you guys doing? 1173 01:00:49,182 --> 01:00:50,567 - Shooting a movie, boy. - Shooting a movie. 1174 01:00:50,592 --> 01:00:52,227 That's our camera. What are you talking about? 1175 01:00:52,252 --> 01:00:53,652 We're making a movie. Okay. 1176 01:00:53,677 --> 01:00:55,745 Let's go, let's go. Go. 1177 01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,859 - I'm not saying it's you. - It's on all of us, all right? 1178 01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:01,298 But it's getting out of hand, all right? 1179 01:01:01,323 --> 01:01:04,129 They're filming us, they're posting this shit online. 1180 01:01:04,130 --> 01:01:05,898 Fucking getting in Mike's face. 1181 01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:08,711 But then when they go after Brandy, that's a whole different story, man. 1182 01:01:08,736 --> 01:01:11,478 We can never leave her alone again. 1183 01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:14,983 They were asking me for my Facebook, and I got theirs. 1184 01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:17,409 We were talking about Extreme Haunts. 1185 01:01:17,410 --> 01:01:20,012 And they said that they were looking for the same shit. 1186 01:01:20,013 --> 01:01:21,378 So. I don't know. They were just, like, 1187 01:01:21,403 --> 01:01:23,415 "Hey, let's exchange information if you find it fun" 1188 01:01:23,416 --> 01:01:24,850 They knew what we were talking about? 1189 01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:26,099 Yeah. They said they've heard of 'em. 1190 01:01:26,124 --> 01:01:27,921 Well, then you're gonna need to Facebook 'em. 1191 01:01:27,946 --> 01:01:29,497 'Cause we have the information. 1192 01:01:29,522 --> 01:01:32,148 - It's in Louisiana this year. - We don't have an address, though. 1193 01:01:32,173 --> 01:01:33,200 - It doesn't matter. - You know, I'm down, 1194 01:01:33,225 --> 01:01:34,537 - but we don't have an address. - It doesn't matter. 1195 01:01:34,562 --> 01:01:35,724 I have... 1196 01:01:35,749 --> 01:01:38,397 - These websites. I'm in... - Shh, what was that? 1197 01:01:38,398 --> 01:01:39,965 Yeah, but Zack, that's like nothing. 1198 01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:42,448 Brandy, when I say Louisiana, that's where it is... 1199 01:01:42,473 --> 01:01:43,502 - Holy shit. - What was that? 1200 01:01:43,527 --> 01:01:45,881 You guys, there's somebody outside. 1201 01:01:48,101 --> 01:01:50,435 Look out the windows. 1202 01:01:53,948 --> 01:01:56,067 - It's so hard to see. Can you even see? - I don't see it. 1203 01:01:56,092 --> 01:01:58,312 - Shit! - You guys, there's somebody out there! 1204 01:01:58,313 --> 01:01:59,628 Brandy, stay here. 1205 01:02:01,191 --> 01:02:03,639 - What was that? - Shh... 1206 01:02:05,282 --> 01:02:07,166 - Somebody is on the roof. - Where? 1207 01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:08,836 Shh. 1208 01:02:10,383 --> 01:02:12,340 Shh. 1209 01:02:13,869 --> 01:02:15,291 - Jeff... - Be quiet. Shh... 1210 01:02:15,316 --> 01:02:18,437 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1211 01:02:21,870 --> 01:02:23,777 - Holy shit. Holy shit. - What just happened? 1212 01:02:23,802 --> 01:02:25,618 Bobby... Bobby, get it. Jeff, why is the power out? 1213 01:02:25,643 --> 01:02:27,179 Is the door locked? Is the door locked? 1214 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:29,425 Yes, it's locked! 1215 01:02:31,017 --> 01:02:32,685 Go turn it on. 1216 01:02:33,152 --> 01:02:35,054 - What do you see out the window? - I don't see shit. 1217 01:02:35,055 --> 01:02:36,709 - I can't see anything. - Brandy, just stay here. 1218 01:02:36,734 --> 01:02:39,558 - Okay. - Do not leave anybody's side. 1219 01:02:39,559 --> 01:02:41,006 Stay away from the sun roof. 1220 01:02:41,031 --> 01:02:43,729 Or, if I try the engine, dude, it'll charge the generator. 1221 01:02:43,730 --> 01:02:45,564 - Try it! - I'll just try it. Hold on. 1222 01:02:45,565 --> 01:02:47,477 Brandy, stay back. 1223 01:02:49,166 --> 01:02:50,773 - Holy shit. - Shit! 1224 01:02:50,798 --> 01:02:53,222 What the fuck? 1225 01:02:53,463 --> 01:02:54,773 Bobby, they are every... They are all around us. 1226 01:02:54,774 --> 01:02:56,965 You guys, what is going on? 1227 01:02:59,012 --> 01:03:00,612 What the fuck is going on? 1228 01:03:00,613 --> 01:03:02,959 What the... Jesus, Bobby! They're outside our... 1229 01:03:02,984 --> 01:03:04,682 - He's right up against the window over there! - Seriously! 1230 01:03:04,683 --> 01:03:06,361 - What the fuck? - Where'd they go? 1231 01:03:06,386 --> 01:03:08,482 You guys. Wait, where did they go? There were, like, 50 of them... 1232 01:03:08,507 --> 01:03:10,092 - Check the back. Go to the back... - ...and they just disappeared. 1233 01:03:10,117 --> 01:03:11,833 and lock the door. 1234 01:03:11,858 --> 01:03:13,909 Did they go on the sides? 1235 01:03:13,934 --> 01:03:16,507 - I don't-I don't know... - Guys, do you see that? 1236 01:03:17,579 --> 01:03:21,009 They are starting to phase out a lot of the traditional stuff 1237 01:03:21,034 --> 01:03:23,402 and starting to go into this extreme stuff. 1238 01:03:23,403 --> 01:03:24,844 - If I've got a group of... - Help! 1239 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:27,128 6 or 8, you know, 21-year-old males 1240 01:03:27,153 --> 01:03:29,124 and a guy comes up to me and tugs on my sleeve, 1241 01:03:29,149 --> 01:03:31,190 and he says, "Hey, I want it hardcore," 1242 01:03:31,215 --> 01:03:32,482 we'll run him through there. 1243 01:03:32,483 --> 01:03:33,729 I mean, I'll tell the guy, 1244 01:03:33,754 --> 01:03:36,358 "I'll do everything, short of killing you." 1245 01:03:36,383 --> 01:03:38,350 And they're, like, "That's what we want. That's what we want." 1246 01:03:38,351 --> 01:03:40,824 And I'll go in there, and we'll tear 'em up. 1247 01:03:40,849 --> 01:03:42,487 We're almost to the point where we're gonna 1248 01:03:42,513 --> 01:03:44,997 cuss these people and gang-rape them. 1249 01:03:46,306 --> 01:03:50,115 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN: 1250 01:03:50,140 --> 01:03:51,039 HALLOWEEN 1251 01:03:51,064 --> 01:03:53,981 Brandy, you doing okay? 1252 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:57,332 Come on, it's our last day. 1253 01:03:58,077 --> 01:04:00,799 Let's see a smile on that face. 1254 01:04:01,665 --> 01:04:04,109 - That's our Halloween breakfast? - Yeah. 1255 01:04:04,110 --> 01:04:05,344 Halloween is just like Christmas. 1256 01:04:05,345 --> 01:04:07,542 You get Christmas breakfast. Halloween breakfast. 1257 01:04:07,567 --> 01:04:09,348 Jack-o-lantern pancakes then. 1258 01:04:09,349 --> 01:04:13,038 Can everybody have a good time today, please? 1259 01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:14,946 Jesus Christ. 1260 01:04:14,971 --> 01:04:16,922 What the fuck was that? 1261 01:04:16,923 --> 01:04:19,870 - Do not go outside yet. - Dude. Dude. 1262 01:04:22,101 --> 01:04:24,171 - Yeah. - I'm going. 1263 01:04:25,386 --> 01:04:27,291 Do you see anybody? 1264 01:04:27,601 --> 01:04:29,777 Why is there a pumpkin in the middle of nowhere? [ CARVE ME ] 1265 01:04:29,802 --> 01:04:31,303 - Zack, get in the RV. - What are you doing? 1266 01:04:31,304 --> 01:04:33,591 - Get back in the RV. - Shh. 1267 01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:38,944 See anything? 1268 01:04:38,945 --> 01:04:40,145 Somebody is here. 1269 01:04:40,146 --> 01:04:42,147 I like it. It says, "Carve me." 1270 01:04:42,148 --> 01:04:44,470 Look what I have. 1271 01:04:50,816 --> 01:04:52,124 I think they went a little too far. 1272 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:53,462 Got a knife? 1273 01:04:53,487 --> 01:04:56,195 I mean, we are in the middle of nowhere, and they found us? 1274 01:04:56,196 --> 01:04:58,673 Yeah, this is what you've been looking for. 1275 01:05:03,105 --> 01:05:05,830 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 1276 01:05:06,806 --> 01:05:08,197 Look what we have here. 1277 01:05:08,222 --> 01:05:10,633 Stop being dramatic. What is it? 1278 01:05:10,658 --> 01:05:12,655 It's an invitation. 1279 01:05:13,433 --> 01:05:15,357 Bourbon Street, 10:00 p.m. 1280 01:05:15,382 --> 01:05:18,083 But, I mean how do you know it's Blue Skeleton? How the fuck... 1281 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:19,334 It's what we've been wanting. 1282 01:05:19,359 --> 01:05:21,839 It's insane now. There'll be, like, 10,000 people down there. 1283 01:05:21,864 --> 01:05:24,284 We gotta try it. One more day, that's all I ask. 1284 01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:25,565 It's Halloween. 1285 01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:28,160 - We go home tomorrow, okay? - Yeah, I don't know. 1286 01:05:28,161 --> 01:05:29,595 We bring this to protect us. 1287 01:05:29,596 --> 01:05:31,997 - Don't be a smartass right now. - We're going home tomorrow. 1288 01:05:31,998 --> 01:05:33,365 Dude, this is what we've been looking for. 1289 01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:35,310 Yeah, we used to assume that we were gonna go. 1290 01:05:35,335 --> 01:05:36,468 We are going. 1291 01:05:36,469 --> 01:05:37,639 You just... No, you... 1292 01:05:37,664 --> 01:05:39,138 You don't give anybody a chance to talk... 1293 01:05:39,139 --> 01:05:40,739 You were really going to get an invitation, 1294 01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:41,914 and then just, what are we going to do, 1295 01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:44,219 go drink tonight at a bar? 1296 01:05:44,245 --> 01:05:45,962 This is what we've been looking for, for a week. 1297 01:05:45,987 --> 01:05:48,357 It's Halloween. We go. 1298 01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:52,660 - Holy shit. - Wow. 1299 01:05:52,685 --> 01:05:54,753 Guys, it's so cool. 1300 01:05:54,754 --> 01:05:56,034 I have the weird... That's weird. 1301 01:05:56,037 --> 01:05:57,728 - Halloween. - That's really... 1302 01:05:57,753 --> 01:06:00,877 That means people were out here last night putting those in. 1303 01:06:00,902 --> 01:06:02,094 Zack, go get 'em. 1304 01:06:02,095 --> 01:06:03,281 Wow. 1305 01:06:03,306 --> 01:06:05,197 They were sitting around the RV while we were sleeping. 1306 01:06:05,198 --> 01:06:07,848 Hey. Hey, you all right? 1307 01:06:10,537 --> 01:06:12,271 Brandy, let's go with it. 1308 01:06:12,272 --> 01:06:14,078 Halloween time. 1309 01:06:14,793 --> 01:06:17,258 Everybody take one. Let's rock. 1310 01:06:17,283 --> 01:06:19,570 - Ha! - You're an idiot! 1311 01:06:24,867 --> 01:06:26,251 That's not what we set out to do, 1312 01:06:26,276 --> 01:06:29,054 is to be fucking surrounded in a field 1313 01:06:29,055 --> 01:06:31,465 by fucking weirdos. 1314 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:36,461 Well, if you kind of think about it, it's kind of cool. 1315 01:06:36,486 --> 01:06:38,330 Are you kidding me? 1316 01:06:38,331 --> 01:06:39,698 - It's kind of cool. - Kind of cool? 1317 01:06:39,699 --> 01:06:41,133 There is such a difference, though, 1318 01:06:41,134 --> 01:06:43,602 in wanting extreme shit and knowing, okay, 1319 01:06:43,603 --> 01:06:46,038 we're going to do an extreme haunted house, 1320 01:06:46,039 --> 01:06:48,974 to brushing teeth and getting ready to go to bed 1321 01:06:48,975 --> 01:06:53,388 and be surrounded by redneck hillbilly assholes 1322 01:06:53,413 --> 01:06:54,947 that are, you know, fucking with us. 1323 01:06:54,948 --> 01:06:57,616 And that's not cool when you don't know what's going on. 1324 01:06:57,617 --> 01:07:00,385 Nothing actually happened. 1325 01:07:00,386 --> 01:07:02,421 Like, just calm down, all right? 1326 01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:04,923 You came on this trip, you've seen this world, 1327 01:07:04,924 --> 01:07:06,289 and now we've got the opportunity 1328 01:07:06,315 --> 01:07:09,776 to do something really cool, so just relax. 1329 01:07:38,473 --> 01:07:40,544 You see anybody who has a skull mask, 1330 01:07:40,569 --> 01:07:42,460 anything that looks like it, let me know. 1331 01:07:42,485 --> 01:07:44,826 Show me your tits! 1332 01:07:45,117 --> 01:07:47,381 Thank you! 1333 01:07:52,031 --> 01:07:54,964 It's not him. It's not him. 1334 01:07:59,179 --> 01:08:01,046 There's somebody up there with a skull, Jeff. 1335 01:08:01,047 --> 01:08:03,746 - Where? - See him on the balcony? 1336 01:08:11,257 --> 01:08:13,795 I swear I could see him. 1337 01:08:23,069 --> 01:08:26,222 I'm not gonna walk down this street again! 1338 01:08:42,071 --> 01:08:43,565 Hey! 1339 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:45,794 Brandy? 1340 01:08:46,746 --> 01:08:48,084 Hey! 1341 01:08:50,348 --> 01:08:52,175 Brandy! 1342 01:09:02,475 --> 01:09:04,399 Hey, Bob-Bobby! 1343 01:09:06,038 --> 01:09:07,374 Hey! 1344 01:09:07,399 --> 01:09:08,714 Get him. Get him. 1345 01:09:08,715 --> 01:09:10,232 Bobby! 1346 01:09:10,937 --> 01:09:12,510 Hey, wait up! 1347 01:09:14,162 --> 01:09:16,725 Hey, where you go... Wait up! 1348 01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:18,336 Bobby! 1349 01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:27,319 You wanna come out and play? 1350 01:09:34,982 --> 01:09:36,415 Just want to find my friends. 1351 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,039 Over here, boy. What you looking at? 1352 01:09:43,348 --> 01:09:45,561 - Take him! - Yeah! 1353 01:09:47,968 --> 01:09:49,937 Yeah! 1354 01:09:51,446 --> 01:09:53,268 Bring your mouth! 1355 01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:58,643 Put out your tongue and say, "Ah." 1356 01:10:22,055 --> 01:10:23,221 You guys going to call him? 1357 01:10:23,222 --> 01:10:25,014 Yeah, Zack is. 1358 01:10:27,518 --> 01:10:29,161 Oday, I called twice. 1359 01:10:29,162 --> 01:10:30,562 What do you mean you called twice? 1360 01:10:30,563 --> 01:10:31,997 - Voice mail says... - Whose voice mail? 1361 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:33,364 Jeff's voice mail! It says, 1362 01:10:33,389 --> 01:10:35,046 "If you want to go to the Blue Skeleton..." 1363 01:10:35,071 --> 01:10:36,518 and said "Gave me an intersection" 1364 01:10:36,543 --> 01:10:38,843 and said we gotta be there by midnight. 1365 01:10:54,198 --> 01:10:57,367 I can't believe that we're actually going to find this place, man. 1366 01:11:12,238 --> 01:11:15,098 I can't say I know what's going on, but just... 1367 01:11:15,123 --> 01:11:16,263 We're in this together. 1368 01:11:16,288 --> 01:11:19,053 Alright, that's fine. What are you looking for? 1369 01:11:19,078 --> 01:11:20,651 Mike. 1370 01:11:23,013 --> 01:11:25,293 I don't know where the fuck Jeff is, 1371 01:11:25,318 --> 01:11:27,528 I do not know what is going on. 1372 01:11:27,529 --> 01:11:28,999 We're either going to the end of this road, 1373 01:11:29,024 --> 01:11:30,565 or going the fuck home. 1374 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,820 What do you want to do? You want to leave him out there? 1375 01:11:32,845 --> 01:11:34,831 - There's no fucking chance. - He's up! 1376 01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:38,218 I don't see anything outside, though. 1377 01:11:38,243 --> 01:11:40,156 Somebody is coming. 1378 01:11:45,638 --> 01:11:47,906 Whoa. Zack, what is this, man? 1379 01:11:47,907 --> 01:11:49,754 What's going on? 1380 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,193 What the... 1381 01:11:54,483 --> 01:11:56,296 What are we gonna do? 1382 01:11:58,584 --> 01:12:00,613 Oh, come on. 1383 01:12:07,026 --> 01:12:09,229 This is... Fuck... 1384 01:12:09,254 --> 01:12:10,799 What? 1385 01:12:11,097 --> 01:12:14,366 "60 seconds, come outside, or your friend will die." 1386 01:12:14,391 --> 01:12:17,389 - That's a text message? - What the fuck? 1387 01:12:21,363 --> 01:12:23,641 This is not all right, man. 1388 01:12:25,959 --> 01:12:28,122 "45 seconds." 1389 01:12:28,147 --> 01:12:29,581 Fuck this, dude, I'm not scared of them. 1390 01:12:29,582 --> 01:12:32,222 Let's get out there. This isn't real, right? 1391 01:12:35,688 --> 01:12:36,888 Is this the haunt? What is this? 1392 01:12:36,889 --> 01:12:38,690 "You will be scared. 30 seconds." 1393 01:12:38,691 --> 01:12:43,061 - Can they fucking hear us? - You guys, what's going on here? 1394 01:12:43,314 --> 01:12:45,063 It's... It's just gotta be them. 1395 01:12:45,064 --> 01:12:46,844 What else do we do? 1396 01:12:47,009 --> 01:12:50,046 - Zack? - Dude, get back in the RV! 1397 01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,787 Come on! 1398 01:12:58,824 --> 01:13:00,385 Shit! 1399 01:13:02,433 --> 01:13:04,307 "Surprise."? 1400 01:13:05,790 --> 01:13:08,186 - Christ! - What the hell is going on? 1401 01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:09,676 There is glass everywhere, Bobby. 1402 01:13:09,701 --> 01:13:10,889 Stay down, Brandy. 1403 01:13:10,890 --> 01:13:13,879 Jesus-fucking-Christ! Why are they doing this to us? 1404 01:13:13,904 --> 01:13:15,841 Holy shit. 1405 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,765 - Stay down. - Can you see Zack? 1406 01:13:18,790 --> 01:13:20,612 Holy shit. 1407 01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,904 Get it. 1408 01:13:28,364 --> 01:13:30,043 "Don't look up." 1409 01:13:33,285 --> 01:13:35,241 What the fuck man? 1410 01:13:35,781 --> 01:13:38,083 I don't want to fucking play along! 1411 01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:39,684 - Get off me! - Get the fuck off! 1412 01:13:39,685 --> 01:13:42,103 Do not fucking hurt her! 1413 01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:50,169 Jesus Christ. 1414 01:13:52,401 --> 01:13:54,391 - Brandy? - Yeah. - Let me go! 1415 01:14:00,373 --> 01:14:01,655 Brandy, stay close. 1416 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,832 Okay. Okay. 1417 01:14:30,348 --> 01:14:32,313 Where are we going? 1418 01:14:34,057 --> 01:14:36,596 Guys, you know what this is. Just relax. 1419 01:14:36,621 --> 01:14:40,073 - A little hard to relax, Zack. - Zack, shut the fuck up. 1420 01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:49,943 - Oh, my God. - Ah, fuck! 1421 01:14:49,968 --> 01:14:51,122 Get off me! 1422 01:14:51,123 --> 01:14:53,220 - What is going on, Mike? - What's happening? 1423 01:14:53,245 --> 01:14:55,270 Get the fuck off me! 1424 01:14:56,584 --> 01:14:58,072 All right. All right. 1425 01:14:58,097 --> 01:14:59,644 Jesus! 1426 01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:02,770 All right. These guys have got a fuckin' bat. 1427 01:15:32,487 --> 01:15:34,199 - What? - What's going on, Mike? 1428 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:36,626 Michael, just do what they want. 1429 01:15:37,936 --> 01:15:40,039 All right, all right. 1430 01:15:48,214 --> 01:15:50,053 Michael? 1431 01:15:58,232 --> 01:16:00,504 He's just messing with you, Brandy. 1432 01:16:00,791 --> 01:16:02,297 Okay. 1433 01:16:03,217 --> 01:16:05,006 What's going on? 1434 01:16:05,295 --> 01:16:08,313 They are moving me outside. All right, I'll go! 1435 01:16:10,517 --> 01:16:12,671 Hey Zack, are you going too? 1436 01:16:12,696 --> 01:16:14,523 - I guess, are you? - No. 1437 01:16:14,548 --> 01:16:15,565 Zack! 1438 01:16:15,590 --> 01:16:18,143 Wait, you guys, don't leave me in here alone. 1439 01:16:18,144 --> 01:16:20,111 Zack, bring her with you! 1440 01:16:21,252 --> 01:16:22,615 You guys! 1441 01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,282 - Brandy! - Oh, shit. 1442 01:16:24,283 --> 01:16:25,717 Brandy! 1443 01:16:25,718 --> 01:16:27,795 - Brandy! - Brandy! 1444 01:16:27,820 --> 01:16:30,422 Fucking shit! Brandy! 1445 01:16:30,423 --> 01:16:31,756 - Brandy! - Guys! - Bobby. 1446 01:16:31,757 --> 01:16:33,923 - Guys! - Brandy! 1447 01:16:35,251 --> 01:16:37,183 Bring her out! 1448 01:16:40,330 --> 01:16:43,566 Fuck, I don't want to be in here alone. 1449 01:17:24,110 --> 01:17:26,758 Count to 30, 1450 01:17:27,293 --> 01:17:30,154 and remove your hood. 1451 01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:35,886 There is going to be a video camera sitting right next to you. 1452 01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:38,656 Pick it up... 1453 01:17:39,032 --> 01:17:44,755 and record everything you see. 1454 01:17:45,353 --> 01:17:47,621 And remember... 1455 01:17:47,646 --> 01:17:50,684 we'll be watching. 1456 01:18:51,902 --> 01:18:54,269 I can't see a goddamn thing. 1457 01:18:56,212 --> 01:18:59,367 Oh, my God, this is ridiculous. 1458 01:19:00,144 --> 01:19:01,838 Shit. 1459 01:19:03,191 --> 01:19:04,706 Zack? 1460 01:19:09,217 --> 01:19:10,624 Zack? 1461 01:19:11,797 --> 01:19:13,223 Bobby? 1462 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:17,525 I'm supposed to be filming. 1463 01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:20,455 Oh, shit. 1464 01:19:24,902 --> 01:19:25,930 Dammit. 1465 01:19:25,931 --> 01:19:29,128 I swear to Christ, Bobby, if you all are fucking with me... 1466 01:19:31,243 --> 01:19:33,342 Honestly, I just want to get the... Fuck! 1467 01:19:34,907 --> 01:19:38,028 All right, look, I'm fucking over this. 1468 01:19:40,981 --> 01:19:42,225 All right, I'm done. I'm done! 1469 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,889 What the fuck am I supposed to do? 1470 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,533 Hello! 1471 01:19:49,230 --> 01:19:50,877 Zack! Bobby! 1472 01:19:50,902 --> 01:19:53,310 This is crazy shit. 1473 01:19:56,495 --> 01:19:58,029 Hello? 1474 01:19:59,385 --> 01:20:01,019 Hello? 1475 01:20:01,461 --> 01:20:03,143 Fuck. 1476 01:20:13,288 --> 01:20:14,832 Zack? 1477 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:21,474 Oh, fuck. 1478 01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:31,109 Oh! Jesus Christ, man! 1479 01:20:31,134 --> 01:20:34,262 Dude, I am done! Just let me out. I give up. 1480 01:20:35,434 --> 01:20:40,060 What the fuck? Get me out of here now! 1481 01:20:40,412 --> 01:20:42,159 You look. 1482 01:20:49,281 --> 01:20:51,659 Jesus Christ! Oh shit. 1483 01:20:51,684 --> 01:20:54,953 Hey, hey! How the fuck do I get out of here? 1484 01:20:54,954 --> 01:20:56,321 What the fuck? 1485 01:20:56,322 --> 01:20:58,256 - What the fuck! 1486 01:20:58,257 --> 01:20:59,946 Oh, shit. 1487 01:21:02,807 --> 01:21:04,327 Okay. 1488 01:21:14,986 --> 01:21:16,808 Oh my god. No! 1489 01:21:16,809 --> 01:21:19,967 Can any of you guys hear me in here? 1490 01:21:22,816 --> 01:21:24,580 All right, we're done! 1491 01:21:26,331 --> 01:21:28,654 What the fuck? 1492 01:21:29,921 --> 01:21:31,399 What the fuck, man! 1493 01:21:31,424 --> 01:21:34,392 Get me the fuck out of here! Bobby, where are you? 1494 01:21:34,393 --> 01:21:37,362 Get me out of here! Get me the fuck out of here! 1495 01:21:37,363 --> 01:21:39,530 Get me the fuck... 1496 01:21:39,531 --> 01:21:42,492 Get me the fuck... Bobby! Mikey! 1497 01:21:42,517 --> 01:21:44,736 Somebody fucking answer me! 1498 01:21:44,737 --> 01:21:46,679 What's going on? 1499 01:21:47,932 --> 01:21:49,756 Fuck! 1500 01:21:55,843 --> 01:21:58,316 Oh. Jesus. 1501 01:21:58,317 --> 01:22:01,494 Hey, man, tell me you know how to get out of this fucking place. 1502 01:22:02,111 --> 01:22:03,507 Hey. 1503 01:22:04,529 --> 01:22:06,901 What the fuck is this? 1504 01:22:06,926 --> 01:22:09,403 Your props are really fucking scary! 1505 01:22:09,428 --> 01:22:11,991 Oh! Shit. 1506 01:22:12,742 --> 01:22:14,141 Hello? 1507 01:22:14,166 --> 01:22:16,367 What the fuck is going on? 1508 01:22:16,368 --> 01:22:18,009 Hello! 1509 01:22:18,243 --> 01:22:19,965 Hello! 1510 01:22:21,101 --> 01:22:22,745 Oh, shit! 1511 01:22:22,770 --> 01:22:25,298 Michael! Mike! 1512 01:22:25,713 --> 01:22:27,388 Michael, I'm in here man! 1513 01:22:27,413 --> 01:22:29,169 - Get me the fuck out! - Mike! 1514 01:22:29,195 --> 01:22:31,087 - God dammit! Bobby! - What the fuck is wrong? 1515 01:22:31,112 --> 01:22:32,383 - Michael? - Bobby! 1516 01:22:32,384 --> 01:22:33,751 Michael! 1517 01:22:33,752 --> 01:22:35,720 - Guys, can you hear me? - Michael. No! Look at the door. 1518 01:22:35,721 --> 01:22:37,106 Get the fuck out! 1519 01:22:37,131 --> 01:22:38,923 Get the fuck out of there now! 1520 01:22:38,924 --> 01:22:40,258 Find the door! 1521 01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:42,813 Michael! Michael! 1522 01:22:43,530 --> 01:22:44,753 Come on. Come on, there's 1523 01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:46,258 There's got to be a light in here. 1524 01:22:46,283 --> 01:22:47,807 Come on. 1525 01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:55,004 - No! - Coming through! Pardon me! 1526 01:22:56,076 --> 01:22:57,942 Stop it! 1527 01:22:57,943 --> 01:23:00,568 Please stop! 1528 01:23:03,884 --> 01:23:05,316 Just get me out of here! 1529 01:23:05,341 --> 01:23:07,928 Please get me out of here! 1530 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:12,656 - I'm going to fuck your world! - No... 1531 01:23:15,535 --> 01:23:17,287 Brandy? 1532 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,717 Guys, somebody please talk to me. 1533 01:23:20,742 --> 01:23:23,421 Please God, please God, please God. 1534 01:23:23,831 --> 01:23:25,559 Please. 1535 01:23:27,412 --> 01:23:28,691 Zack? 1536 01:23:28,716 --> 01:23:31,209 Zack, what the fuck are you doing in here, man? 1537 01:23:31,210 --> 01:23:33,130 We got to get out of here. 1538 01:23:33,155 --> 01:23:36,101 This is not a fucking haunt. 1539 01:23:36,484 --> 01:23:38,640 You having fun, Bobby? 1540 01:25:37,909 --> 01:25:39,433 What? 1541 01:25:39,974 --> 01:25:41,725 Help! 1542 01:25:42,143 --> 01:25:43,826 Help! 1543 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:45,843 Please... 1544 01:25:46,219 --> 01:25:48,306 Bobby! 1545 01:25:49,982 --> 01:25:52,371 Please help! 1546 01:25:53,505 --> 01:25:55,629 Help me! 1547 01:25:56,576 --> 01:25:59,259 Can anybody hear me! 1548 01:26:07,381 --> 01:26:10,384 I can't breathe in here! 1549 01:26:30,794 --> 01:26:32,672 Please! 1550 01:26:34,449 --> 01:26:36,078 Please! 1551 01:26:48,807 --> 01:26:52,079 Help! 1552 01:26:54,706 --> 01:26:56,973 Help! 1553 01:26:56,998 --> 01:26:59,305 Please help me! 1554 01:26:59,330 --> 01:27:01,151 Please... 1555 01:27:03,170 --> 01:27:05,527 Help! 1556 01:27:14,793 --> 01:27:17,493 What's the best part about your job? 1557 01:27:19,683 --> 01:27:23,383 I'm... I'm not me for five hours a day. 1558 01:27:23,408 --> 01:27:27,469 And if I can get out of the tangled up mess, 1559 01:27:27,494 --> 01:27:30,201 that is my head and into somebody else's head. 1560 01:27:30,226 --> 01:27:33,160 All that pent-up aggression is now taken out on somebody, 1561 01:27:33,185 --> 01:27:35,252 and, you know, 1562 01:27:35,253 --> 01:27:37,553 be as vicious and mean as I can 1563 01:27:37,578 --> 01:27:39,555 towards anybody to scare 'em. 1564 01:27:39,594 --> 01:27:43,394 You want to make it so that they're not gonna escape. 1565 01:27:43,395 --> 01:27:44,708 Right? I mean, that's the thing, 1566 01:27:44,733 --> 01:27:46,591 They don't, I mean, we don't want them to escape. 1567 01:27:46,616 --> 01:27:49,910 If I were a zombie and they came out here, 1568 01:27:49,935 --> 01:27:52,403 my goal is to eat their brains and survive, right? 1569 01:27:52,404 --> 01:27:55,206 And, um, their goal is to not make it out, 1570 01:27:55,207 --> 01:27:57,641 or try to make it out if they can. 1571 01:27:57,642 --> 01:27:59,228 Um. 1572 01:27:59,253 --> 01:28:00,920 They're-They're coming out here and it's going to be 1573 01:28:00,945 --> 01:28:03,652 their last visit anywhere. 1574 01:28:08,615 --> 01:28:13,952 Subtitle edited by - Aorion - 114254