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[ door opens ]

[ sighs ]

Hey. [ chuckles ]

Well, well, well. I always
Suspected this day would come.

Hi, kirk.

You're not getting
This seat back.

Huh?
You can't.
It's mine now.

Frankly, I can see why
You hogged it for so long.

It's clearly the best stool
In the joint --

Close to the cash register
And the kitchen,

Which guarantees plenty
Of face time with the boss.

Climate-wise,
It's positioned

Between two
Air-conditioning vents,

Which creates a nice
Cross-ventilation --
Hey, kirk?

You can have the seat.
Hey.

Hey.

Coffee?

Yes, please.

To stay or to go?

Um, to stay.

Good. Okay.

Lorelai.
Hiya, doll.

Hey.

It's so nice seeing you
Back in here.

Thanks.
Been a long time.

What, 9, 10 months?
Something like that.

I can tell you exactly
When lorelai was in here last

'cause I marked it
In my calendar.

"May 22, 2006.
Stool available?"

It's important to --
Enough, kirk.
Here you go.

Thank you.

[ sighs ]
So, how's it going?

Oh, really well.
The inn is really busy.

Yeah, I'll bet.

So, how are you doing?

Me? Good.
Really good.

Good.

Yeah.

Um, it sure is
Warm outside.

You know, when I opened
The diner this morning,

I remember thinking
How warm it was.

Really?
Yeah.

Maybe I should take this to go
To get back to work and...

Okay, let me get you
A cup.

It's been really busy
At the inn.

Yeah. Yeah, you said.
There you go.

Lid on there.

Nah, I got it.

Thanks.
Okay.

So, I'll see you around.
Definitely.

See you around.
Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

[ cell phone rings ]

Hi.

Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!

You called me.

Oh, no, not you.
I was talking to davey. Hey.

I was just calling
To let you know

I'm not coming
Into work today.

No, no, no, no, no itching.
No itching. Just pat, pat.

Is everything okay?

Oh, everything's fine.

I just hate that stupid
Rosie milano.

Ugh, is she the woman
At davey's school

With the big, fake boobs
Who all the dads think are real?

No, but I hate her, too.

Rosie milano is a little girl
In davey's class.

Oh. Interesting choice
For your nemesis.

She came to school
With the chicken pox.

Oh, no, I hate her, too.
Davey and martha?

Yeah. I mean,
Not terrible cases.

They've both been
Vaccinated,

But I'm up to my ears
In oatmeal baths.

Plus I've got to find
A hotel for jackson

Because the inn
Is completely full --

"Go, us," by the way.

Why does jackson need
To stay in a hotel?

He's never had
The chicken pox.

I know he's already
Been exposed,

So he may get them anyway,

But if there's a chance in hell
To avoid him getting them,

I'm gonna do it
Because that man is a huge baby.

Well, he can just stay
At my place.

Lorelai, you are my best friend
In the entire world.

I could not sic jackson
On you.

Oh, please.

No, the man's a slob.

This morning,
I could have killed him,

With the wet towels
All over the floor.

It's so not a big deal.
Why waste money on a hotel?

Are you sure?
Yes.

Please, end of discussion.
He's staying with me.

Okay, well, thank you,

And I want you to remember
This moment because you offered.

Okay, well...

Well,
I'm gonna pick him up

And bring him over to you
Around 6:00.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Hey, so I went into luke's
This morning.
What?

Why didn't you
Cut me off?

It's not like the kids
Have bubonic plague.

How did it go?

It was awful.

Oh!

Everybody was staring
At us.

Oh, I'm sure they weren't.

Sookie.
Yeah, they were staring.

It was just awkward, and neither
Of us knew how to act.

I'm sure it seemed worse
Than it really was.

Uh, no. We hit the weather
In the first minute.

Ohh.

Well, it has been
Unseasonably warm,

But things will get
Better.

I don't know. Maybe there's
Just too much history.

Oh, history, schmistory.

Couples have been breaking up
And becoming friends.

Look at ryan o'neal
And farrah fawcett, huh?

That's the most
Well-adjusted relationship

You can come up with?

I'm sorry.
He's been in the news lately --

That whole
Shooting-a-gun-at-his-son thing.

Hey, s-- oh! God.
[ rattling ]

What was that?

I don't know.
Oh!

Oh!
It's coming from my car.

Pull over.
I am.

Pull over! Pull over!
Pull over!

I am. I am.
I-I've pulled over.

Hold on.
I'm turning it off.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

Well, what was that?

You know, the carburetor?

Oh. Ooh,
Or maybe the alternator.

I think I better
Call gypsy.

That's probably
A good idea.

Okay, bye.
Bye.

[ door opens ]

Finally.
Doyle, she's here!

Where were you?

Your "20th century poets" class
Ended two hours ago.

Hey, rory.
Hey, doyle.

I was just dropping logan
Off at the airport.

He has that meeting in san fran.
When is it?

Tomorrow afternoon.

Wish him luck for me.
I will.

You're gonna stand here
Making idle chitchat

On the single most important day
Of my life?

Sorry, sweetie.
Paris has some news.

Not some news, the news.

Responses from
Harvard medical school,

Johns hopkins school
Of medicine,

Penn medical,
Yale law school,

Stanford law school,
And columbia medical.

And before you comment
On envelope thickness,

Keep in mind that so much stuff
Is online these days

That thickness is no longer
An accurate indicator.

I knew you would want
To be here.

Yeah, right. Thanks.

Go on, hon.
Do it!

[ sighs ] Okay.

My lucky letter opener.

Used it to open the envelope

Conveying my acceptance to yale
Four years ago.

And don't look at me

Like I'm some kind
Of superstitious freak.

It's just a precautionary
Device.

If it works, great.

If not, I need it to open
Letters anyway.

I don't know which
To open first.

Choose one.

Okay, uh...

Yale law school.

Yale law school.

Okay, wow.
That's a great school.

I'd be lucky to get in there,
You know?

You open it.

Me?
You're lucky.

I am?

How else do you explain

That you got into harvard
And I didn't?

Oh, right, luck.
Okay.

Use the letter opener!

Are you sure
The letter opener's luck

Isn't gonna cancel out
My luck?

Is that how it works?

I was kidding.
Sorry.

Here we go.

All right.

"Dear paris geller,

We are pleased
To inform you --"

I got in!
Whoo!

[ paris and doyle screaming ]

Congratulations!
I'm so happy for you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much
For your participation

In operation finish line,

For your friendship,
For everything.

You've always been an
Inspiration to me, rory gilmore.

I mean, the way you cut
Your ruthless path

To the head of
The yale daily news

And never looked back --

I never told you,
But I really admired that.

Thanks?

And, doyle,
I know this process

Didn't exactly bring out
My soft and fuzzy side --

Doesn't matter.

I love you, baby,
And I am so proud of you.

I love you, too.

I just can't believe

I got into the second best
Law school in the country.

It's such an honor!

It doesn't matter
If I get into the others.

I have a great option
Right here.

You do.

Yeah!

Anyway, go ahead.

Might as well open harvard,
Even though it doesn't matter.

Use the letter
Opener again.

Okay.

Okay.

"We are pleased
To inform --"
Whoo!

I got in!
I got in!

All right!

Congratulations!

Bite me, harvard, bite me!

Yeah, jump on it!

I'm tempted to reject them

The same way they rejected me
That dark day four years ago.

Who's laughing now?!

Okay, um,
So, next we have, what?

The university
Of pennsylvania?

All right.
Let's see what it says.

[ chuckles ]
All right.

"We are pleased
To inform --"

In? I'm in? Yes!

Oh!

What's that about?
Hmm?

Your noticeable drop-off
In enthusiasm.

Is that a reflection of the fact
That you're less impressed

By my admission to the
University of pennsylvania

Than you were
By my other acceptances?

I'd say we're just as impressed.
Wouldn't you, doyle?

Oh, absolutely.

Because it's
A pre-eminent institution

In the interrelated
Disciplines

Of patient-care education
And research.

It's a great school.

Top-notch.

Fine, you've made
Your point.

Perception should play a role
In my decision-making process.

I guess that's what doyle
And I were saying.

You say "Harvard
Medical school,"

And people are
Automatically impressed,

And that counts
For something.

That's true.

You think I should
Go there?

Oh, well, that's not
What I'm saying --

Or that you shouldn't.

What I'm saying is that you have
All these great options.

I know.

So, how do I decide?

Oh, you'll figure
It out, hon.

This is a huge decision,

The biggest decision
I've had to make in my life.

Law school or med school?

I have two passions,

And obviously, I'm vastly
Talented in both fields.

What muse do I follow?

Not to mention
Location-wise,

Where do I want to live

For the next three
Or up to eight years?

Open the others.

Yeah?

Okay. Columbia.

[ chuckles ]

Also a good school.

Mm-hmm.

"We are pleased --"

Oh, god!

You're just
Being silly, okay?

It's good to have
Options.

You can say that
Because there's only
One thing you want.

Talk to me if you don't get
The new york tim fellowship

And you have to choose
Between six other papers.

I'm sorry.

I just meant it must be nice
To know what you want.

Well, "Nice" -- yeah,
That's one way to put it,

And "Scary" is another.

You have a great shot
At the reston.

And with a.J. Abrams
Writing that rec...

I'm sure all the candidates
Have great recommendations.

New york times would be lucky
To have you.

Thanks.

Well, I'll find out
Soon enough, but come on.

This is your moment.
Should we open another one?

All right.

Hey, hey.
You got into stanford!

Whoa!
Someone's on a roll!

Yay!

Enough with
The hysterics.

I have a big
Decision to make,

And all this hooting
And hollering

Isn't exactly
Helping matters.

[ doorbell rings ]

What do you mean
You can't fix it, gypsy?

It's only eight years old.

Hi, come on in.

Everyone knows
You can fix anything.

Sit down.
Make yourselves at home.

Okay. Unh-unh-unh-unh.
Ignore lorelai.

What?

You are absolutely not to make
Yourself at home,

Don't leave your clothes
Lying all over the house.
I won't.

Wipe your shoes off if you go
Outside and come back in.
I will.

Don't leave them laying around
In the middle of the room

Or anywhere where
They can be smelled.

Sookie.

Just don't touch anything,
And hang up your wet towels.

I have stayed at other people's
Houses before.

I know. Why do you think
I'm saying all of this?

And just try not
To annoy lorelai.

Believe it or not, I don't try
To annoy other people.

Congratulations, because
You have a natural talent.

Sookie!
What?

Nothing.
Is that all?

No, I packed you a salad.

Eat it in the kitchen
At the table on a plate.

Please do not make a mess.

I wanted to stay around
And say thank you to lorelai,

But I should get back
To the kids.

Yeah.
Get back to the kids.

It sounded like
That's gonna take a while.

Really?
Oh, yeah.

They're talking about cars.

That phone call
Could take hours.

Go, really.

Call me if you need
Anything.
I will.

And don't use
Lorelai's home phone.

Kiss the kids good night
For me.
I will.

Lorelai:
Thanks for trying.

Okay. Thank you.

Bye.

Sorry about that.

Oh! No problem.

Thanks again
For letting me stay.

Oh, sure, my pleasure.
Have a seat.

So, where's sookie?

She had to get back
To the kids.

Oh. Well,
How's she holding up?

O-okay.
A little tense.

What's going on
With the car?

Gypsy says I have
To put it down.

What?
Yes.

She said it would be cheaper
To get a new one.

She used the phrase
"Total internal destruction."

Wow.
I know.

I guess that check-engine light
Is not just a suggestion.

Not so much.
Although I'm proud.

Total internal destruction --
That sounds badass.

So what's next?

Uh, I guess I turn
My evil power

On some new,
Unsuspecting vehicle.

Do you know
What you're gonna get?
No.
Any suggestions?

Honestly,
I'm not a car guy,

But I can steer you
Toward a good tractor.

If I decide to get a tractor,
You're my guy.

Hey, do you need a ride
To work tomorrow?

Phil henderson's
Gonna pick me up.

We could drop you off
On the way to the farm.

That's nice.
What time are you going?

About 4:45.

No, no, no.

That's too early.
I'll take my bike.
You bike?

Well, I don't bike,
But I have a bike.

There were about two weeks
When rory was 10

That we were
Really into biking.

Then we got over it and moved on
To roller skating,

But for those two weeks,
It was biking all the way.

12 years ago?

Is that how long ago
It was?

Oh, well.
I'll be fine.

They must have the phrase

"It's just like riding a bike"
For a reason.

Okay, so, I'm gonna get a snack.
You want to join me?

Uh, actually, no.
Sookie made me a salad.

[ scoffs ]
I'm making chicken nuggets.

I won't tell.
Come on.

[ cell phone rings ]

Hello?

Hi, mom.
Oh, why so blue?

I'm not blue.
Come on, talk to me.

All I said was,
"Hi, mom."

Are you missing logan?

Is he getting back
From san francisco soon?

On friday,
But that's not why I'm blue.

I'm not even blue.
Well, I'm not really blue.

Well, why are you
Not blue?

Well, paris got
Into six schools yesterday,

Which means she's definitely
Going to grad school,

And I'm happy for her.

I mean, I'm happy
For lucy and olivia,

Who signed a lease
On an apartment in manhattan --

Well, near manhattan.

And I'm happy for this guy
In my shakespeare class

Who just got recruited
For a think tank in washington.

Wow, that's a lot of happy.

Yeah, that's just it.

All of a sudden,

Everyone seems to know where
They're gonna be next year.

Oh, and you're still
Waiting to hear?
Yeah.

I mean,
I really want the reston.

And I think
You're gonna get it,

But you have other places
You're waiting to hear from.

I know, but to live
In new york city

And work at the times.

Well, if I say it'll work out,
Does that help?

Not really.

Consider it unsaid.
Thanks.

What kind of think tank?

I know,
I should have asked,

But I forgot your fascination
With think tanks.

Does the guy
Have a big forehead?

I always picture the think-tank
Guys with big foreheads.

No, he has a pretty
Average-sized forehead.

Interesting.

Hey, why do you sound
Out of breath?

I don't know.

Did you have too much coffee
This morning?

Haven't had any.
I didn't go to luke's.

Oh, I thought you were going
For a second run.

Well, maybe tomorrow.

Mom, I know it's hard,

But you guys need
To get over this hump.

I promise I'll go back.

There's been a lot going on
With the car and everything.

Oh, what did gypsy say?

It's bad.
Uh-oh.

Doorknobs.

As in "Dead as"?

That's right.

Why? How?

Oh, ours is not
To wonder why.

But it was so young.
I know.

It just seems like yesterday
That we went to pick it out.

Yeah.

Oh.
So new car, huh?

You should get a delorean
Like in "Back to the future."

It's on the list
Right behind the batmobile.

Although I'm enjoying
The whole biking thing.

What biking thing?

I'm biking to work
Right now.

What, now? Mom.

What?
Pull over.

No!

That's dangerous.

Oh, I'm fine.

I've been talking to you
With a little ear thingy.

Well, pull over right now.

Okay, I'm pulling over,
Pulling over.

Okay, I pulled over.

Yeah, I know you're not.
I'm hanging up.

Okay, bye!

Hey, anything good?

Um, here's one that comes loaded
With an entertainment pkg.

"Package."
Right.

Satellite radio,
Six-cd changer.

I'm just not sure
If these are cars

Or really expensive
Stereos.

Ooh, you should get
A convertible.

I'm not a convertible
Person.

What is
A convertible person?

You know, too tan,
Bad hair.

Hey, don't put
The tomatoes in

Until 10 minutes
Before you serve.

[ gasps ] Ooh!

How about that
Little sports car?

Yeah, I always feel like
Sports cars have an attitude,

Like they think they're cooler
Than other cars.

That's true, although from
Where I'm sitting in my minivan,

They do seem a lot cooler.

So, thanks again
For, you know, having jackson.

I know how difficult
He can be.

Oh, he's great.
Good.

You can tell me the truth.

I know he's driving you
Crazy, right?

He's great. We had fun.
We watched tv.

He went to bed early.
It was fun.

Oh.

He's probably
On his good behavior.

He woke you up when he got up
This morning, didn't he?

No.
He didn't?

Oh, with all that stomp,
Stomp, stomping around.

Sookie, is everything okay
With you two?

Oh, yeah, yeah.
Fine, fine, fine.

He's just kind of getting
On my nerves a little, you know.

I'm just cranky.

The little one's
Keeping me up at night.

So, talk to me.

What are you
Thinking?

How about a mini?

Oh, how
About a rolls-royce?

[ sarcastically ]
Yeah, I'll consider that.

Or a bentley, aston martin,
Mercedes, a bmw.

What are you doing,
Just listing expensive cars?

Take out a second mortgage
On your home.

It will be worth it.

Michel, be quiet.

People are impressed
By fine automobiles.

It's how the world works.
Don't look at me like that.

I didn't make the rules.
I just play by them.

Yeah, but you
Drive a golf.

Would you like
To give me a raise?

Ignore him!

Okay, here's what
I want you to do.

Close your eyes.
Ooh, fun.

Now, I want you to imagine
Your dream car.

It can be anything
You want.

You're backing out
Of the driveway.

You're driving
Through stars hollow.

"Good morning, townspeople!

Top of the morning
To you."

Why am I saying
"Top of the morning"?

It doesn't matter
What you say.

It matters what you're in.
Can you see what you're in?

I think I can see it!

Okay, what kind of car
Is it?

It's not really a car.
It's more of a float.

In the shape of a swan,
And I'm dressed all in white.

That's not a very
Practical car.

What are you looking at?

I was trying to decide
If you could pull off a ferrari.

Mm, you can't.

Maybe I'll get a really cool
Vintage car.

A used car?
[ laughs ]

You cannot be serious.

What's wrong
With a used car?

Would you buy
A used toilet seat?

It's not really
The same thing.

You're sitting
In someone else's filth.

With pants on.

One can only hope.

Ew, michel.

You don't know
Who drove it before.

But I think I could
Have it cleaned.

And I'm sure they got out
All the sweat, body odor,

And head lice
That a previous owner deposited.

Ew! Shouldn't you be somewhere,
Like the reception desk?

Suit yourself.

Ew, ew.

I know.

And now if you get
A cool old vintage car,

I don't think
I can sit in it.

Don't worry.
I'm getting a new car.

I have more money now
Than I did eight years ago,

And I can afford
Something nice, you know,

With all the perks.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I just don't know
Where to start.

I wish I could be
More helpful.

This is something luke
Would be good at.
Yeah.

I mean, in the old days,

You know, before everything,
When we were just friends,

This is something I'd ask
For his help with.

Well, I mean,
Maybe you could.

Could I? I couldn't.
Could I?

You're talking.
You're friends again.

Well, sort of friends.
We have a long way to go.

Well, you will be
Eventually.

You think something like this
Would help us get over the hump?

And you've got a built-in
Safe topic of conversation.

Yeah. Maybe I will.

Great.
I think it's a great idea.

All right, me too.

I'll let you know
How it goes.

Okay, I'll be here.

[ telephone rings ]

Ooh.

Hello?
Hey, jackson.

No. Whoa.
Wait a -- wait a minute.

Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

You did what?

[ horse whinnies in distance ]

Hey. It's lorelai.
It's me. Hi.

[ chuckles ]
Are you busy?

Um, no, no, no.

I just had a --
I had a quick question.

It's kind of a favor,
Really.

My car is totally shot,
And I need to buy a new car,

And I just don't know
Anything about it,

And I thought
Maybe sometime --

And if you don't have time,
It's really no big deal --

But ma-- today?

Oh...Yeah.

I mean, it doesn't have
To -- sure.

Yeah, we'll go look.

Um, I don't know,
Like 1:30?

Can you pick me up
At the inn?

Hey, thanks.

Bye.

I was gonna put
The radio on,

But it's been pretty
Static-y lately.

Oh, I'm fine.
I don't need music.

Yeah? Okay.

Thanks again for agreeing
To come.

No problem.

And again, I mean, it didn't
Have to be, you know, today.

Oh, no, you know,
The diner was slow,

And you can't keep riding
That bike around.

Why does everyone act like
I'm a really bad biker?

No, hey, I didn't mean it
That way.

I'm just kidding.
Oh.

It was a joke.
Okay.

So, um, april left, right?

Yeah, but she'll be back
In june.

Oh, for the big boat trip?
That's gonna be fun.

Are you excited?
Yeah.

Oh, good.

You know, I don't mind
A little static.

I was gonna say, it actually
Doesn't work that bad.

* till they play
Our favorite song *

[ door opens ]

Have a nice life!

Doyle,
Is everything okay?

Oh, yeah,
Everything's great.

My girlfriend of 2 1/2 years
Just broke up with me,

But other than that...

She did? Why?
Who knows?

Maybe because
She's psycho!

Paris: I am not psycho!
Oh, yes, you are!

What happened?
Take that back!

Ask paris.

I will not take it back

Because you are
A certifiable nut job!

And, hey, if you find out
Why we broke up, let me know.

Oh, but, doyle,
Where are you gonna go?

Crashing on my metro editor's
Couch for a couple of days,

Then I'll be back
For my stuff.

See you around.

See you around.

Is he gone?

Yeah.
What happened?

We broke up.

But why?

I have a really big decision
To make,

And I'm not about to let him
Influence it.

Was he trying
To pressure you

Into staying in connecticut
Next year?

Well, no, not overtly,
But it was in the air.

And statistically,

Taking into account
My geographic

And socioeconomic
Background,

The chances of me
Remaining

With my college boyfriend
Are slim.

So how am I gonna feel
In 20 years

When I look back
And realize

That I based such a huge
Decision on some college guy

Who may or may not make
The holiday newsletter cutoff?

But you love him.

Yeah, well, I'll deal.
Paris.

Look, I really don't want
To talk about it, okay?

The good news is I came up
With a point system

To evaluate
Each institution

Based on faculty,
Earning potential, location,

Prestige,
And perception of prestige,

Which I've decided
Is worth two points.

Like you taught me
With your u. Penn reaction,

That's how the world works.

Well, I'm glad to see
You're making progress.

As if.
Three more acceptances.

It's crazy.

I always thought that
I'd be able to decide

Between medicine and law

Based on the quality of schools
I was offered entrance to,

But at this point, it's
A toss-up. Everyone wants me.

Well, I'm sure you'll make
The right decision.

Of course. What do you think
The point system's for?

Right.

So, the mail got here.
Anything for me?

Nothing from the times.
[ groans ]

It'll come.
Yeah, I know.

It's just waiting sucks.
Yeah, it does.

Hey, it's lucy!

I just wanted to give you
A heads up for tonight,

8:00 p.M.,
Rich man's shoe.

Get ready to toast glenda.

That's what we named
Our new apartment.

I'll tell you why later.

They named
Their new apartment?

I guess so.

Weird.
So, you're gonna go?

Yeah, I was going to.
Do you want to come?

I might as well.

Doyle and I were supposed
To see a movie.

Paris, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.

Trust me, it's not like
I've been dying

To see
"Blades of glory" anyway.

I'd better get started
On my phone calls

For the alumni surveys.

[ whimpering ]

I was admiring it,
You know?

And then I got to thinking
That I could make martha one,

So I picked it up to see what
The support system was like,

Only it was heavier
Than I thought,

And, well, I dropped it.

You dropped it.
Yes.

And then I fell on it.
Jackson.

I was trying to catch it!

You broke the only thing
From lorelai's childhood

That she actually liked!

I know. I know!

How could you?
It was an accident.

Why did you have
To touch it?

I told you,
I was just looking at it.

Well, you look with your eyes,
Not with your hands.

Well, maybe we could, you know,
Find a similar dollhouse.

Oh, good idea.

Let's just sneak it in
In the night

Like we did
With davey's goldfish.

I'm just trying to think.

Maybe I could try and put it
Back together?

Yeah, you're so handy.

Okay, you know what?
That's enough.
What's enough?

I know what this is about,
And it's not this dollhouse.

Of course it is.
No, it's not.

This is about me lying to you
And you getting pregnant.

What are you talking about?

All this anger
You have toward me.

That's where
This is coming from.

It's not. I told you
I'm excited about the baby.

But that's not the same
As forgiving me,

Which you haven't done.

Yes, I have.
No, you haven't.

I have.
You haven't.

I have.
You haven't.

Fine, I haven't!
Are you happy?

No, I'm not.

Well...

I don't want to be mad.
I don't.

It's just that every time
My feet hurt

Or my back gets sore

Or davey and martha
Have a tantrum

Or get the chicken pox,

I get scared about
Having a third kid.

And then I feel bad
For feeling like that,

And then I get mad at you
For making me feel like that.

I understand.
I do.

Heck, I'm still mad
At myself.

It's just that
At some point,

You are gonna forgive me
Eventually, right?

It's just sometimes it feels
Really overwhelming.

I know, but you got
To let me back in.

I want to. I do.

Okay.

Okay.

You were thinking about making
A dollhouse for martha?

She'd really like that,
Wouldn't she?

Yeah. She would.

Boy, you really plowed
Into that thing.

Oh, yeah.

Hm.

Hmm.
No?

No.

Sorry it's taking
So long.

No, not at all.
It's a big purchase.

You're buying a car.
You should take your time.

I mean, I'm sorry if you feel
Like I'm rushing you.

Oh, you're not.
No? Good.

Because, you know,
I've got plenty of time.

Good, me too.

So, um,
What didn't you like

About that one,
Specifically,

So we can kind of
Narrow things down?

Um, the whole thing.
I don't know. It's a feeling.

With the wrangler, I just got in
And I had a feeling.

I didn't get
The feeling there.

[ clearing throat ]
Yeah, right.

Huh?

No, no.
I just was clearing my throat.

Oh.

How about a prius?

Oh, yeah, I can't.
Rory has one.

She doesn't like it?
No, she does.

It's just we made a pact --
No matching cars.

'cause it's a slippery slope

Between matching cars
And then matching sweatsuits.

Of course.
Huh?

I just said,
"Of course."

Oh, okay.

I'm sorry if this is frustrating
For you.

Oh, no, no, no.
Not at all.

It's not frustrating at all.
It's fun.

But, I mean, look,
If you want to leave --

Oh, no, no.
No, no, I'm having fun.

Good.
Good, good, good.

So, what about
A little hatchback?

Oh!
Well, let's see here.

Hmm.

It's got a power thingy
In the console.

That could be convenient,
You know,

If I need to use a hair dryer
If I'm running late.

That's useful.

[ cell phone rings ]

Oh. Excuse me.
Be right back.

Yeah, you know how jack bauer
Should torture terrorists?

Make them go car shopping
With their exes.

Still awkward, huh?

Still? I'm gonna buy a car
Just to get out of here.

No, don't.
Just leave.

I want to, and I can tell
That he wants to,

But neither of us want to say
That we want to.

Yeah, I don't know how
Ryan and farrah do it,

'cause this whole friendship
Thing is not working out.

Oh. It'll be possible,
Eventually.

I guess.
I just can't take it anymore.

What's going on?

Hmm?
You called me.

Oh!
[ chuckles nervously ]

Well, um, I just wanted to see
How things were going,

And now you told me --
Really, really bad.

Yeah, add about 10 reallys
To that.

Wow, 12.
That's, um, wow.

[ chuckles nervously ]
Okay.

Well, I'll talk
To you later.

Yeah, okay, bye.

Everything okay?
Yeah, great.

All right, good.

Look, I was talking
To the salesman.

He said there's a bunch
Of other models that way.

Great.

Okay, so...

Well?

You've been talking
About your jeep all day,

Comparing other cars
To it.

Here it is.

I'm sorry.

But I don't understand.
It's the same car.

It's not the same car.
What do you mean?

What do you mean?
It's different.

It's not different.
It's just a newer model.

No, it's different.

The steering wheel,
The seats, the cup holder.

There have been
Improvements.

They made some changes.
Improvements.

Says who?

What exactly
Is bugging you?

It's not bugging me
Per se.

It's just it's different.
I don't get that feeling.

Oh, for god's sake.
What?

You're being ridiculous.
Why?

You don't buy a car
Based on a feeling.

No. Y don't buy a car
Based on a feeling.

It's not just me.

It's the whole rest
Of the population.

Really?
You took a poll,

And you know how everyone else
Buys their car?

I don't have to. I already know
What they're gonna say.

Well, I am the person
Buying the car,

And so the only opinion
That matters is mine.

Oh, that is so like you.

This is bathroom tiles
All over again.

I was right about the tile.
No, you weren't.

The tile was too big
For the bathroom.

Tiles are not too big
For a bathroom.

You buy the amount of tiles
Based on their size

That fit into the room
You are tiling!

So narrow-minded.
That's not narrow-minded.

It's sane, and here's
A news flash for you, okay?

Sports cars don't think
They're better than other cars.

Hatchbacks don't have
Suv inferiority complexes.

Now who's ridiculous?

And sedans aren't afraid
To get dirty.

You know what I think it is?
That you're hungry.

What? No.
Sometimes you get like this
When you're hungry.

I think I have some cookies
In here, some oreos.

I wouldn't eat anything
That came out of that bag.
They're in a wrapper.

I can't believe you still
Haven't cleaned that thing out.

How much time do you lose a day
Looking through that thing?

5, 10 minutes?
Multiply that by a year.

I bet you'd gain a month
If you just took an hour

And cleaned it out,
But no -- what?

Nothing.

You're smiling.

What? No.

You've got
Low blood sugar.

I do not have --

Okay, are you gonna buy
A car or not?

Not.

Can we get out
Of here, then?

Gladly.

And we're not listening to
Any of that crap on the radio.

It's not crap.
Yeah, it's crap.

It's air supply.
You need a milkshake.

We're not stopping
For a milkshake.

Let's rock, paper,
Scissors.
No, no, no.

So you forfeit?
No, I --

Well, that's how it goes.

If you don't play the game,
Then you forfeit.

Let's get you in the car.

That means a giant milkshake
For you, my friend.

We're not stopping.
Chocolate.

That's gonna set you up.

We're not stopping.
Not gonna happen.

Hey, guys.

Hey, lorelai.

Hiya.
How's it going?

Oh, we're just enjoying
The afternoon.

It's such
A...Nice day out.

Come join us.
Okay.

Hey, how'd it turn out
With luke?

Oh, he got mad at me.

I'm sorry.
Oh, it was so great.

We've been so polite
To each other,

And I knew he was
Frustrated with me,

And I was definitely
Frustrated with him,

And finally, he snapped,
And we started bickering,

And it was nice.

More normal, you know?

The fighting got you
Over the hump.

Yeah. I cannot find
A car, though.

Did you see anything
You like?
No.

Kind of, but they all have
This new-car smell,

Which apparently people like,
But I don't like it.

I like the way
My old car smelled

And the way the zipper got stuck
On the window

And the little place
Where rory signed her name

In permanent marker.

Lots of memories, huh?

It was the first new car
I bought

And the car I taught rory
To drive in,

And I know
I have to move on.

I know that whatever
New car, tractor, float,

I get will be great.

It's just been a more emotional
Experience than I thought.

Makes sense.
Yeah. It does.

What's wrong with you two?

We have to tell you
Something,

And it's really bad timing

Because we're talking
About memories,

And the thing
We have to tell you

Was associated
With a lot of memories,

But we have to tell you,
So I'm just gonna tell you.

What is it?

Jackson broke
Your dollhouse.

[ gasps ]

Oh. How broke?

In a box in pieces.

Trust me,
You don't want to look.

Oh.

I am so sorry.

No, it's my fault.
I had you on edge.

I had him on edge.
We're both so sorry.

Oh, no, that's okay.
It was an accident.

Well, the good news --
Not good news.

I mean, the
Not-quite-so-devastating news

Is that we found
Someone online

That is apparently a wizard

With, you know,
Restoring dollhouses,

And we're driving all the pieces
Over there tomorrow.

Oh, thanks.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Yeah, everything
Can be fixed, huh?

Yeah.

Is that why you guys
Are sitting out here?

Pretty much.
Oh.

You want to
Head on in?

Sounds good.

[ chuckles ]

Yow.

That's a living room,
And our bedrooms will be here.

We're gonna put
Partitions up.

Aesthetically,
Japanese screens would be nice.

But privacy-wise,
We definitely need partitions.

Well, it looks great.

Oh, it's not great.
Nowhere near great.

What it is is cheap.

Which is even better
Than great

Since the gallery is paying me
$21,000 a year,

And I'm gonna have to start
Paying off student loans.

How, I don't know.

We'll make a budget.
You'll swing it.

I hope so.

Is it near the subway?

That's the best part.
It's right near the "W,"

Then you transfer
To the 7 or the "N."

I wouldn't say
It's the best part.

It's definitely a schlepp.

But it's a doable schlepp.
Totally doable.

If you get the reston,
You should look in our area.

Oh, I definitely will.

Um, hey, is there student
Housing at columbia?

You got into columbia?

Yeah.
You should go!

How much fun will it be
When we're all in the city?

Maybe.
Are you gonna finish that?

Uh, no. Go for it.

Olivia, darts?

You're on.

Let's play for the bedroom
With the window.

Paris, are you okay?

Me?

Yeah, sure.

Come on.

I just miss him, you know.

It's hard.

I know.

You didn't have to break up
With him, though.

Yes. I did.

Well, if you thought
That he was pressuring you,

Couldn't you have just
Talked to him about it?

He wasn't.

Well, then why?

It was me, okay?

Doyle said to make
My decision.

He said not to worry
About him.

He said wherever I went,
We'd work it out.

So I tried, you know,
Not to think about him,

To take him out of the equation,
But I couldn't.

Every time I tried
To evaluate a school,

I'd immediately think about it
In relation to doyle.

"How close is it to him?

"Is there a good newspaper
Nearby?

What will the commute
Be like?"

Well, those are all
Valid questions.

No, they're not.

This decision
Is the culmination

Of everything I've ever
Worked for, everything.

I should choose a school
Based on its merits,

Not based on its proximity
To some guy.

But doyle's
Not just some guy.

I know.
But I'm only 22.

This wasn't supposed
To happen yet.

I wasn't supposed to meet
The guy until I was 30

And clerking
For a federal judge

Or finishing up my residency

And when I knew where I'd be
When I was ready to settle down.

Yeah, but you can't plan
Everything.

I mean, you fell in love.
That's a good thing.

Are you willing to make
A decision this big

Based on logan?

Well, actually,
We talked about it,

And we're gonna factor
Each other in.

What does that mean?

It just means we're gonna
Take each other

Into consideration
When we make decisions.

Okay.
So carry that thought out.

Let's say you get
The new york tim fellowship

And logan's meetings in
San francisco go incredibly well

And he wants to move there.

Do you take a job
In san francisco?

The chronic is a perfectly
Adequate paper.

Or do you go
To the new york times?

The new york times.

Then we're saying
The same thing, aren't we?

No, not at all.

You're saying your career
Is your priority

Over your relationship.

They're both priorities.

But your career
Comes first.

Well, I didn't say
It comes first.

I -- I'm just not ready
To make any sacrifices

In that area yet.

But you are willing to make
Sacrifices in your relationship.

Hence, your career is more
Important to you,

Just like me.

Well, I wouldn't say
"More important."

I guess I just thought
That if logan and I

Have to do long-distance again,
We'll make it work.

Sure. Maybe.

Then again,
Choosing to be apart

Might be...
Choosing to be apart.

Oh! Hey, luke.

Hey, jackson.

How you been, man?

Uh, not too bad.

You want to come in?
Uh, no, that's okay.
Is lorelai here?

Yeah, hang on.

Lorelai, it's luke!

We thought you were
The pizza guy.

We're getting pizza
Tonight,

With pepperoni and meatballs
And sausage

And those extra-crispy,
Cheesy garlic knots,

And we're eating everything
On the couch.

Well, that sounds...Fun.

Yeah, right!
Chicken-nugget appetizer?

I'm good, I'm good.

Hi.
Hi.

Oh, well,
Good to see you, buddy.

Yeah, you too.

What's going on?

Okay, here's the deal.

I borrowed
Kirk's computer,

And zach got me
On this craigslist thing,

And I found a 1999
Jeep wrangler for sale.

The guy actually doesn't live
Too far from here,

So I went to see it.

It looks like
It's in pretty good shape.

So I ran the vin number.

It's got a clean history --

No accidents,
No failed emissions.

And the guy said
He kept it up pretty good,

And there's nothing
Really wrong with it.

So I took it for a test drive,
And it drove fine.

So if you want
To keep your old car,

For whatever crazy feeling
It gives you, okay?

Then buy this guy's car,
Send it to gypsy.

She'll take the engine out,
Put it in the old car,

Which makes absolutely
No sense

Because you'd basically
Be paying

The same amount of money
To fix your old car

As you would be paying
To get into a new one.

But I'd still have my car.

Yeah, gypsy said it'll take
About two weeks to finish.

Here's the number
Of the guy, larry.

That's his name.

I already negotiated him
Down 1,500 bucks.

Tell him you're lorelai,
Luke's friend.

He'll know.
Thanks, I will.

It's still a completely
Ridiculous idea.

I know.

And, you know,
In the meantime,

If you're still riding that bike
Around, come by the diner.

I'll put some air
In your tires.

I don't need air
In my tires.

You need air,
And you need a light

And a bell
So people know you're coming.

What if I don't want people
To know I'm coming?

I'm putting on a bell!

No, you're not!

What do you have
Against bells?

I don't like 'em.

Well, you don't have
To like them.

They're a safety feature.

I want a horn!

I'll get you a horn.
Are you happy?

Jeez.

[ engine turns over ]

So, I don't know
Where I'll be,

But I think I know
What I'll be.

Really?
A doctor.

Oh, paris, that's great.

It's always been my dream,
You know?

Last night
When I was lying in bed

Watching
The ceiling spin --

I told you that last drink
Was a mistake.

It just became
Perfectly clear.

I've always wanted
To be a doctor.

When I was a kid,

I cut the heads off my dolls
To see what was inside.

I'm guessing you didn't put that
On your applications.

I let myself get swayed

By the promise of
Black-card corporate america,

But the truth is
I want to be a physician --

Always have, always will.

Well, I think
It's a very noble profession.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

It's as close to being god
As you can get.

Hey, paris.
Hello, rory.

Hey, doyle.

What are you doing here?
I live here.

Uh, yeah, but we agreed
You'd be the one to move out.

About that --
I changed my mind.

It's inappropriate
For my best friend

To be living alone
With my ex-boyfriend.

I don't want to live alone
With her.

No offense, rory.
None taken.

We can't all live together.
We're broken up.

I changed my mind
About that, too.

What do you mean?

What is he
Talking about?

I don't think he wants
To break up.

Oh, and by the way,

I think you got
Into two more med schools --

Washington university
And duke.

I never saw myself living
In st. Louis or north carolina,

But who knows?
Maybe I'll end up there.

What are you
Talking about?

I love you, paris geller.

You are the strongest,
Most infuriating,

Most exciting woman I have ever
Met in my entire life,

And there is no way
I'm gonna let you go.

You don't have a choice.
Sure, I do.

Just because you don't want
To base your decision on me

Doesn't mean I can't base
My decision on you.

That's absurd.

Anywhere you go,
I'm going.

We're too young
To do this!

Maybe you are, but I'm older
And a heck of a lot more mature.

So...

You're saying
That if I go to alaska,

You're gonna
Move there, too?

Well, I've always wanted
To go dogsledding.

That's ridiculous, with your low
Threshold for cold.

I'll wear warmer clothes.

You're not
Thinking clearly.

I've never been clearer.

Keep in mind I'm not going
To look for a school

With good newspapers
Nearby.

Keep in mind that the internet
Is taking off

And I can write freelance
From anywhere.

So that's your plan --
To be a freelance journalist?

No, my plan is to be
With you.

Why are you doing this?

Because I love you, okay?

Well, I love you, too.

That was sweet.

Shut up.