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You're looking good, dad.

I'd say you shaved a few minutes
Off your last lap.

If I had to guess,

I'd think you're clocking in
At about a 45-minute mile,

Which puts you just
Behind mrs. Abalone.

Lorelai, really.

That's an unfair
Comparison.

Mrs. Abalone
Had her bypass

Two whole days
Before mine.

No excuses.
You have to dig deeper.

Grandpa, just visualize
Mrs. Abalone eating your dust.

Rory, honestly.

No, it's all right.
How's this?

Wow, I would say we have
A new slow-walk leader

In the cardiac-recovery
Wing.

Hey,
Do you hear that?

What, the crowd
Cheering?

Whoo!
Yeah, grandpa!

Would you two stop?
You're making a scene.

Mr. Gilmore, congratulations
On your recent victory.

Any opinions about
The allegations of steroid use

Among your fellow
Athletes?

I consider myself
Proof positive

That it can be done...
And done clean.

Richard,
Must you encourage them?

Excuse me, emily.

I'm getting a little stir crazy
In this place.

You'll be getting out of here
Soon enough.

Oh, I forgot
To tell you --

Kate and daniel urman
Called to send their regards.

Oh, hey, mr. Gavelle.

Looking good, ira.

They sent a lovely floral
Arrangement to the house.

Although I find white roses
A little uninspiring.

I think my favorite
Arrangement

Is still the one
That christopher sent.

It was very tasteful
And appropriate and so colorful.

I mean, we're not in mourning,
For heaven's sake.

I'm getting very tired
Of white flowers.

You thanked him for us?
Uh, yeah.

Hey, you know
That young guy

Who's been visiting
Miss santiago in room 236?

Not her son.
Her boyfriend.

No!
Yes.

Girls, I don't think
That's any of our business.

But he's at least 20 years
Younger than she is.

32 according
To the night nurse.

32?
He's just a boy.

What could they possibly
Have to talk about?

I don't think they're doing
A lot of talking,

If you know
What I mean.

I most certainly do not
Know what you mean.

All right,
That's enough.

Rory, when are you heading
Back to yale?

You should
Hit the road, huh?

Remember, you owe me
A full report

On the t.A.
That's taking over my spot.

The whole semester should
Concentrate on microeconomics,

So if this culbertson fellow
Even mentions ben bernanke,

Give me a call.

I promise I will.

But I was thinking maybe
I'd hang out here with you guys

A little longer
And go back next week.

Don't be silly, rory.

You're going back today.

I've only missed
Two days.

Two days?
That's plenty.

But it's just
The beginning of school.

It doesn't matter.
It's not a big deal.

It is a very big deal.
Plus, we already decided.

But haven't you ever
Decided something

And then changed
Your mind?

Honey, listen, everything
Is gonna be fine.

Grandpa's doing great.

There's no reason
For you to stay.

What if he needs
Something?

Grandma has got
This place wired.

She's already slipped
The nurses something

To keep the ice chips
Coming.

Really, he's fine.
What about you?

What about me?

I don't want you to have
To go home alone.

Oh, I'm fine.

But dad hasn't been home.

Well, he's with g.G.
At his mom's.

Okay, but for how long?

I don't know, honey.

He just said he needed
Some time.

How much time?
He didn't say.

L-look, I've had
My hands full here,

So I really didn't want
To get into it over the phone.

Do you want me to call him
And see what's going on?

Absolutely not.

Well, what is his problem?

It was just a character
Reference.

Hey, don't worry about it.
It's between me and your dad.

We're gonna
Work it out, okay?

Okay.

"Okay" like you're gonna
Go back to school

Like our original deal?

I will go back to school.

However,
For future reference,

The next time we have
A conversation

Where I say, "Maybe friday,"

That does not mean
That we have struck a deal.

I remember you saying

"Absolutely, definitely,
Positively friday."

Oh, so it's your word
Against mine?

It's a classic case
Of she said, she said.

Hmm.
Hi, mrs. Santiago.

Her boyfriend, really?

She's got a nice butt.

What?
What?

It's the hospital gowns.
Believe me.

I wish I did not know that.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

You're back.

Thanks for the call.

Hey, how's your dad?
He's great, thanks.

How was the wilson
Wedding?

I can't believe she added
15 people at the last minute.

It took us an hour to get
The extra rooms ready,

But we sent welcome baskets up
Like you said,

And everyone seemed fine.

Even the mother-in-law?

She was awful.
She's a beast.

Hey!

There she is!

So?

Well, he made his nurse

Go get him a wall street journal
This morning.

That's good!
That's a good sign!

Yeah, he's doing better.
Thanks for the cookies.

They were a big hit.
Oh, good.

With these cravings,
All I feel like cooking is chili

With cayenne pepper
And extra onions,

But I didn't think
Chili cookies

Would go over well
With your parents.

Tell them it's exotic
And expensive,

And they'll love it.

The little one
Has a spicy palate, huh?

Yeah, except
For the cauliflower thing.

He or she has got a huge
Cauliflower thing.

Also not a good cookie.
Oh, hi.

Hello, lorelai.
Welcome back.

Thanks.
What's with the dog?

Why is that here?

I assume you're talking
About paw-paw.

I'm talking
About the furry thing

That you know you're not
Supposed to bring to work

Due to the fact
That many of our guests

Do not enjoy finding dog hairs
In their lobster bisque.

I had no choice
But to bring him in today.

Paw-paw could not be
Left alone.

His brother chin chin
Passed away last night.

Michel, I'm so sorry.

Paw-paw is beside
Himself.

I'm really sorry, michel.

You didn't even like him.

Sure, I did.
That little guy!

You called him a walking
Flea circus.

Chin chin was
A wonderful dog, michel.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Remember
At the labor day picnic,

I dropped my sandwich,
And I was like, "Oh, great,

Now I've got to clean
This all up."

And chin chin just came in
And scooped it up,

And saved me that trip.

That was paw-paw.

What? No!

I was standing
Right there.

That was paw-paw
Who ate your sandwich.

Chin chin didn't even
Like barbecue.

Oh, well, still.

Still what?!

Are your two stinky little
Children interchangeable?

Hey! Excuse me!

What sookie means to say
And what I mean to say

Is we're very sorry
For your loss.

Thank you, lorelai.

He was always such
A sweet little dog.

What a personality.
So warm.

Warm. Yes.

And, um, fuzzy and...

I just can't believe
He's gone.

It doesn't feel real.
I miss him so much.

Well, you should have
A memorial or something.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Oh. I suppose it is.

It'll give you and paw-paw
A chance to say goodbye.

That might be nice.
Could you do it by tomorrow?

Me? What?

If you're going to put
Together a memorial,

It should be soon.

Uh...Yeah, sure.
Tomorrow would be fine.

All right,
That sounds fine.

Well, I guess I should
Get started on the guest list.

There are so many people

Who will want to pay
Their respects.

Paw-paw.

Any objections to holding
A chow funeral, speak now,

Although it's already
Too late.

It's a nice idea, though.
He was so upset.

I could have sworn
The sandwich dog was chin chin.

It was hard to tell
The difference between them.

They were both so --
Aloof.

I was gonna say obnoxious.
That too.

I think chin chin
Was the one

Who was aloof, obnoxious,
And a biter.
That's right.

[ door opening ]

Oh, good. You're back.
Yeah, I'm back.

I went to the sigma chi party
Without you.

I was going to wait,

But I didn't know
When you'd be back,

So I decided to just
Go ahead and do it.

Well, that's fine, paris.
I know it's fine.

It was on the schedule.

What was I supposed to do,

Stop my life
Because you were gone?

No, but I'm glad that you went.
That's great. How was it?

Asinine.
You didn't miss anything.

Here,
I wrote a summary.

And here's your mail.
I flagged your bills.

Oh, thanks, paris.

So, how are you?

Oh, I'm okay.

And richard?
He's really good.

They're gonna keep him
For another night.

It was a myocardial
Infarction?

Yeah, a heart attack.

Is he going
On beta blockers?
I don't know.

If he can tolerate them,
He should.

They reduce the risk
Of death

Following a heart attack
By about 25%.

He'll have to implement a few
Lifestyle changes,

But you tell him
If bill clinton

Can give up cheese fries
And pork grits,

He can get by
Without his 5:00 martini.

I will pass that along.
Good.

Anyway,
I'm glad he's okay.

Yeah, me too.
That was scary.

I'll bet.

So, I downloaded
Your reading lists,

And I went to the bookstore
And hid copies of your books

So you wouldn't get stuck
Buying used ones

With some idiot's comments
In the margins.

And here, I made you a copy
Of the notes

From our "History
Of feminism" seminar

Since you missed
The first class.

Oh, thanks, paris.

What's with
The blacked-out section?

I'm happy
To share the things

The teacher said
To the general public,

But I'm not about to share
My insights into the material.

Don't give me that look.

If there's one thing I learned
In that lecture

It's there's not room
For many women at the top.

Gloria steinem
Would be so proud.

Whatever.
The facts speak for themselves.

Nadine strossen is the head
Of the aclu,

Not nadine strossen
And her very best friend.

Oh, we're supposed to choose
A paper topic by friday,

But I'm sure you can swing
An extension

If you play
The grandfather card.

I will have a topic picked.

I don't need to play
The grandfather card

Because my grandfather
Is fine.

Okay.

So, are you ready
To trade?

Trade what?
Résumés.

It's on the schedule.

We're supposed
To trade résumés

And get back to each other
With questions or comments.

I forgot.

I've been at the hospital
For two days.

So much for not playing
The grandfather card.

No, there's no card.

I just mean that I haven't
Gotten around to it.

I will get you my résumé
By tomorrow.

Fine.

By "Résumé"
You mean "Résumés," right?

How many do we need?

I have 21 versions,

Each one tailored
To a particular job

In a particular field --

Grad school, law school,
Med school,

Fellowships,
Jobs on newspapers,

Jobs on the business side
Of newspapers,

Jobs working for multimedia
Conglomerations,

Jobs working
For "The little guy,"

Jobs in the public sector,
I.E. Internships in washington,

For which there are
Three different versions

Based on whether or not
I'm applying to work

For a democrat, a republican,
Or a joe lieberman.

Wow.

When did this get here?
Yesterday.

Anyway, it's important
To tailor your résumés

To your potential
Employers.

You think harvard
Law school

Is looking for the same
Skill set as nasa?

Probably not.

Funnily enough,

Neither harvard law school
Nor nasa are on my list.

So, I'll get you
My résumés tonight.

Oh, look,
It's from logan --

Second-semester
Senior survival kit.

There's a datebook
And a stress ball,

A magnetic poetry kit,
Bags and bags of coffee beans,

Something called an
Inspirational marble keepsake

With the words "Anything's
Possible" engraved on it.

Don't worry.
I'll keep it in my room.

Oh!

This is a beer funnel.

I saw one at the party
Last night.

[ speed-dialing ]

Logan, thank you.

You got the package?

Yeah, finally someone gave me
An inspirational keepsake.

Are you inspired?

Next year, baby,
Anything's possible.

Yeah, I hear you
Loud and clear and heavy.

Good, because the world
Is your oyster,

To quote the other inspirational
Keepsake I was considering.

How's it being back?
You doing okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Because if you want me
To come up...

No, I'll see you
On sunday.

Okay, but if you
Change your mind...

You'll be here.

Logan, I cannot
Thank you enough.

You've just been really great
Throughout this whole thing.

You don't get
To thank me for that.

It comes
With the territory.

Rory, my 10:00 coffee
Just showed.

Go. I've got a 10:00 cereal
Waiting for me.

I'll call you later?
Sounds good.

I love you.

You, too.

What's with
The gooney look?

Hmm?
Your face.

It's right out of
A harlequin romance.

He's just been so great.

He's really been there for me
For the past couple days.

I had to practically
Send him away

From the hospital
Yesterday.

I know. It's amazing.

I never thought you guys
Were gonna last.

What?
I'm just being honest.

Logan huntzberger?

Between the women
And the drinking,

That kid was
On the colin farrell freeway

About to pull over into
The robert downey jr. Rest stop.

I get it, paris.

What I'm trying to say is,
He's changed.

You changed him.
It's amazing.

I'm rarely this wrong.

Well, thanks.

Don't get me wrong.

Doyle was quite
The ladies' man, as well.

Now, he's down
For the count.

The other night,
He wanted to play

"Let's think up baby names"
In bed.

Really?
Yeah.

I mean, let's face it.

We took two wild stallions,
And we broke them.

I don't think I really
"Broke" logan.

Oh, you broke him.
You broke him hard.

You can open the gate,
And he's not going to bolt.

You can kick him
With a spur,

And he's not going
To spook.

You own him.

Paris, stop.
That's ridiculous.

I think I'm gonna go work
On my résumés.

Hey, let's make them go out
And get tattoos.

It'll be like
We branded them.

It says here "12% sales tax."
And that is?

The percentage of sales tax
Connecticut mandates.

I know.
It's outrageous.

Harold, I've already
Paid the bill.

And this is
The room rate.

Times three nights.
Yep.

Okay, and what is this charge
For, exactly,

Under room service?

That's...For the room service
That you ordered.

Would you like to see
An itemized copy?

No.Yes.

That's it. I'm leaving.
Thank you for your patience.

No problem.

Are you coming?
Yeah.

Thank you. Bye.

So, are you ready to talk?
Oh, sure.

Let's go to the library.

Okay.

Please sit down.

[ sighs ]

Okay, I'm ready to hear
Your ideas for the funeral.

Okay.

Um...Gosh, our ideas.
Well, we've got so many ideas.

So, so many.

Why don't you start
With, uh, the ideas?

Okay.

Um, well, first of all,

We thought we'd put him
In a box.

A box?
A bag?

A bag?

Animal disposal is not
My area of expertise.

Chin chin has been cremated
At the animal hospital.

After the memorial,

His ashes will be scattered
Under the poplar tree

Behind my house
Where he so often went to think.

Oh, okay. Cool.

A tree. That's nice.

Why don't you talk me through
The particulars of the event?

Right. Okay.

Well, we, uh, thought
We would have it here.

That sounds good.

Okay. During lunch.

During lunch?

Or before lunch.

Or after lunch.

Either way.
Doesn't matter.

Why must it relate
To lunch at all?

It doesn't have to.

We were just using lunch
As a measure of time.

A way to break up the day.

Totally arbitrary.

I was thinking
Twilight might be nice.

Great.
Well, then 5:00 it is.

That's a wonderful...
Idea.

Sookie, what else
Was on our list?

Do you have yours
With you?

I don't. Sorry.

I left mine
With yours, so...

Flowers.

Oh!

That was the first thing
On our list.

There will definitely
Be flowers.

I was thinking gerber daisies
Would be nice,

Maybe in red, yellows, oranges
To complement his fur.

Done and done.

Can I trust you to liaise
With the florist?

I'll liaise
With the florist.

Let's discuss the programs.

The programs.
You want programs?

Do you think when the princess
Of wales was interred at althorp

The spencer family was asked

Whether or not
They wanted programs?

Probably not.

I assume there are no
Stationery selections

For me to choose from yet.

Not yet.

Who cares?
Why don't we just use fax paper?

And why not print them out
On the computer?

After all, it's just a dog.

Hey, michel, don't worry
About the programs, okay?

We'll make up something
Really nice for you.

Fine.

Here's the picture I'd like
To use for the cover.

Aw, well,
Isn't that cute?

[ chuckling ]
Oh, yeah. Cute.

Shall we go over the menus?

Ah, the menus.
Well, sookie, take it away.

Oh! Hey. Stay.
I'd love your input.

You've always let me know
That when it comes to food,

You're the boss.

Well, you're the boss.

Hi.

Hi.

I guess we should talk.

I guess we should.

Michel: crudités?

Not here. Come on.

If your child died,
Would you serve crudités?

Sookie: hey, can my children
Not be your go-to?!

Okay, go. Talk.

Well, obviously
We have some issues.

Issues? What issues?

We got in a fight
And you took off.
I was mad.

You were mad. Then never mind.
You should have left.

Don't be sarcastic.

Don't tell me what to do,

Not when I wake up
After we have a fight

And you've disappeared.

I needed some space.

Oh, you needed space?
We're married.

You need space,
You walk around the block,

You go get a beer.
You don't take off.

My father was in the hospital.
You weren't there.

I turned my phone off
After the fight.

I was upset.
I came as soon as I heard.

You came and then you stayed
For an hour

And then you left again.

I didn't feel like
Staying much

When I saw who else
Was there.

I didn't ask luke to come.

You didn't ask him
To leave, either.

No, I didn't.
He's my friend.

He brought food.
You weren't there!

I was there.
I saw your dad. I checked in.

"Checked in."
I'm not the 6:40 to buffalo.

I'm sorry.
I'm si of seeing that guy.

How do you think I feel?

I'm in that hospital
18 hours a day.

I didn't even know
If you were coming back.

I needed time.

I needed you.

You know what the worst part
Of it was?

When you weren't there,
Part of me wasn't surprised.

That's not fair.

I can't do this now.

I have a million things
To get done.

I just -- I can't.

So, when?

I don't know. Later.

[ door opens and closes ]

[ cell phone rings ]

Well, then, you're all set
For the 16th.

Hang on.

Hanging.

Yes, sir.
Well, that's wonderful.

We're looking forward to it.
Thank you.

Okay, bye.

Hi, hon.

Quick, get me into
A microeconomic mood.

Uh, okay.

Supply and demand,
Profit margin, pork bellies.

You had me
Till pork bellies.

You're going to grandpa's class
Sans grandpa?

Yes, and I'm kind of
Dreading it.

I only signed up
For this class

Because grandpa
Was teaching it.

I'm not naturally
Econ crazy.

Is anyone
Really econ crazy?
Oh, yeah.

People find the gross
National product

Endlessly fascinating.

Weird.

Blew my mind.

So, how's your
Re-immersion going?

Pretty good, loving
The non-fluorescent lighting,

Although I miss eating my meals
Out of a vending machine.

How are you doing?

Not bad.

Logan got me a marble plaque,
And paris hid books.

All right, must be
A generational thing.

Oh, any word from dad?
Latte, please.

Um...Yes, actually.
He just came by the inn.

He did?
A couple hours ago.

What did he say?

Oh, you know, he said
He's been needing some space.

That's ridiculous.
He hasn't been home in two days.

He was upset
About the letter,

Then he saw luke
At the hospital, you know?

So what if he saw luke
At the hospital?

He should have been there
For you.

He was. He came.

Yeah, but then he left.

Honey, look, don't be mad
At your dad, okay?

It's a complicated
Situation.

Mom, stop it.
I'm not switzerland.

What?
I'm on your side.

I don't want you
To take sides.

Look, I'm not a kid
Anymore, okay?

I get to have an opinion,
And I get to pick a side.

And I'm on your side,
Like it or not.
Okay.

It's not just because
You're right and he's wrong.

I'm on your side,

No matter what.

No matter what?

I mean, even if I cut off
All your hair

While you were sleeping,

Would you still
Be on my side then?

Yep.

What if I signed you up
For a camping trip

And made you go?
Even then.

What if I put a secret clause
On your birth certificate

That says when you turn 23,
Your name changes to hildegarde?

There's no such thing
As a birth-certificate clause.

I had a really good
Lawyer.
Even then.

Oh, good to know.

So, talk to me.
How are you feeling?

Oh, good. Fine. Medium.

You know, rare --
Medium rare. Rare.

More like sashimi.

Yeah?

It's scary, you know?
Your dad, um...

Tends to...

Avoid conflict
When things get complicated.

Did you tell him that?
You should tell him that.

I did.

I mean, I tried.

I was mad.
I told him we'd talk later.

Well, you can call me
After you talk to him.

I'm sure you guys
Will work everything out,

But you can call me
If you need anything.

Yeah.
I got you on speed dial.

You programmed
Your speed dial?

No. It's metaphorically
Speaking.

I can dial really fast,
Though.

Got you.

I'm gonna run into class.

Okay, hon. Sounds good.

Okay, peace out, yo.
Bye, hilde.

Hey, rory.

Hey.
Good to see you.

Rory gilmore?

Heard your name.
Just want to introduce myself.

Tucker culbertson,

Filling in
For your grandfather

Until he's well enough
To come back.
Oh.

Well, hello,
Professor culbertson.

Thanks for the promotion.

I'm not a professor yet.
I'm just a t.A.

Oh. Uh, sorry --

Not that you're a t.A.,

Just that I called you --
Um, I'm rory.

I know.

Right.
[ chuckles ]

So, how's he doing?

Great. Thanks.

I'm glad. I heard
He's a terrific lecturer.

Oh, yeah, the best --

Well, in my entirely
Biased opinion.

I'm with you.

I can't believe
This is his first year.

He put together
A great syllabus.

I'm looking forward
To getting into it.

Me too.

Well, it's nice
To meet you, rory.

Yeah, well, good luck.

Oh, I mean, not that
You need it or anything.

Okay, bye.

Man: kentucky's being
Overconfident against
This alabama team.

This is a team
That is second

In the history of the scc
In wins.

Hey.
Hey.

Sorry I'm late.
It was busy at work.

That's okay.
I hope you don't mind.

I saw you were using
Three of them,

So I thought I'd program
Your universal remote.

Thanks.
Want some coffee?

No, I'm okay...

Unless you want some.

No.

So, uh...

So, uh...

I've been thinking about things,
And you're right.

I shouldn't have taken off.

No, you shouldn't have.

But you got to understand, lor,
That letter --

Ugh.
"Character reference."

Whatever.
No, not whatever.

There's a big difference
Between a letter

And a character reference.

I had to write that stuff
For luke for a judge

So he could get custody
Of his kid.

Don't do that.
What?

Make me think this is all
In my head.

It is!
It's not!
I see the way you look at him.

Stop.

I chose you.
I married you.

It's not that simple.
What else is there?

Stuff!
There's other stuff.
Like what?

I got into a fight
With the guy, lor.

What?

About a month ago at the gazebo,
I just walked up to him.

We started whaling
On each other.

Why wouldn't you
Tell me that?

It's not something
I'm exactly proud of.

This is what
It's come to --

I'm fighting the guy
In the street.

Isn't that the kind of thing
You would tell a person?

I mean, I could help.

I could have been
More sensitive.

It's not just
About the fight, lor.

I should have given you
More time.

You asked me to.
I said I would.

I didn't.
No, chris.

You were vulnerable,
And I pushed you.

And I think it's because
We always had this timing issue.

We were too young,
And then sherry got pregnant.

You were with him
And -- I don't know.

I saw this opportunity,
And I thought,

"We should do this now
While we have the chance,

While you're free
And clear."

But you weren't.
You're not.

Yes, I am!

You were engaged to him,
Lor.

You needed time
To -- to disengage.

Stop.
That's not what this is.

We're together now.

Maybe we did rush into it,
But we can work this out.

I don't think we can.

What does that mean?
You're giving up?

I don't know
What else to do.

There's lots else to do.
We can work on this.

Work on you thinking
That I'm the man

You want to spend the rest
Of your life with?

I've been asking you to marry me
For 20 years.

We're finally married. I still
Feel like I'm asking you.

That's terrible.

I'm sorry
If you feel that way,

If I made you feel that way.

That's not how I feel.
I'm in this.

I want to believe that.

You should. It's true.

Look, I should probably
Get back to my mom's.

G.G.'s been there all day.

Yeah, you should be with her.
How is she?

She's fine.

She's good.

So, we'll talk more
Tomorrow?

Okay. Yeah.

Lorelai, I specifically
Sent out a memo

Asking that all pillows
Featuring cats

Be removed
From the library.

What?
The cat pillows --
They're still there!

I'll take care of it,
I promise.

And you have to talk
To sookie.
What about?

I asked her
About the final menu.

She said she didn't
Have it yet.

I said, "When can I expect it?"
She said she wasn't sure.

I said, "Might I ask
What you are planning?"

And she said --
And I quote --

"Let's see what's left over
At the end of the day,

And I'll whip up
Something delicious."

Leftovers!
Why even bother?

Is it too much to ask that
The passing of my beloved dog

Be marked by food that has been
Prepared specifically

With that occasion
In mind?

I'm sure the food
Will be wonderful.

Have you called
About the flowers?

I was just about to.
Lorelai.

Grayson's only needs
A 2-hour heads up.

At least do you have a program
For me to approve?

Uh, not yet, but I will.

The funeral is tonight.

I'm aware of that.

Then why has nothing
Been done?

Plenty has been done.

No!
Nothing has been done.

You are putting no effort
Into --

Michel, back off.

I happen to have a few other
Things on my mind right now,

So forgive me if I haven't put
All of my energy

Into focusing
On your dog funeral.

I apologize that my loss

Has come at an inopportune
Time for you.

I will try to schedule
The next death

When it is more convenient.

Let's see -- "Gender trouble,"
Judith butler.

It should be here.

Are you sure
This is where you hid it?
Of course.

I had an aunt judy
Who loved to travel,

Hence the travel section.

Then I used my standard
Covert alphabetizing system

Using the third letter
Of the author's last name, "T,"

Followed
By the third letter

Of the author's
First name, "D."

So it should be
Right here,

After tabin
But before thoreau.

I don't understand
Why it's not here.

I'm gonna go check the women's
Studies section again,

See if I can find a used copy,
Just in case.

Wait a minute.
This whole shelf is a mess.

Why is congwen shen
Before tony griffiths?

Excuse me. You.

Come over here
And explain yourself.

Rory.

Oh. Hey.

How you doing?

Good, thanks.
I'm glad.

I wanted to thank you.

Seems you gave me
A pretty good evaluation.
What?

I got a call
From your grandfather.

I think he was talking
About class,

Unless you happened to see
The econ grad students

Take out the comp. Lit grad
Students in ultimate frisbee.

Oh, right. I'm sorry.
I'm a little all over the place.

New semester, you know.
I just wanted to thank you.

It's always nice
To get good feedback.

No problem.
See you around.

Okay.

That --
That's a good book.

Which one?

Um, "Eva luna."

Everyone loves
"House of the spirits,"

But I just think "Eva luna"
Is allende's best work.

I'm looking forward
To reading it.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, for you to read it.

I'll see you around.

Bye, rory.

Where were you? The women's
Studies section is over there.

Um, yeah, I was on my way.

The book's gone.

They redid
The travel section

And alphabetized it
According to destination

Instead of author.

I ripped the salesman a new one,
But it was too late.

Hey.
What's wrong with you?

What?

You're all red
And blotchy.

Oh, am I?

It's probably just 'cause
I'm a bit warm in here.

So you found it?

No.
Weren't you listening?

Here. It's used,
But luckily,

The previous owner
Was a dimwit slacker

Who only made it
Through chapter one.

Oh, great.

That's good.

Flower delivery.

Oh. Kirk?

Oh, I didn't know
You worked for grayson's.

Oh, no, I don't work there.
I'm volunteering.

How...Noble.

Yeah, I just thought it was time
To give something back.

Here's your bill.

It's a little high

Because we had to do
A little airbrushing.

Small blemish on the nose.

Probably wasn't visible
To the naked eye,

But when we blew
The picture up -- wow.

Sounds great.

I got stuff
To take care of.

Bring the rest
Of the flowers in?
Sure thing.

[ clears throat ]

I don't want
To embarrass you,

But it is customary to tip
The deliveryman.

I thought you were
Volunteering.
Not for you.

Ask rob at the front desk.
He's got the petty cash.

Hey, christy, will we see you
Tonight at the memorial?

Actually, I don't think --
Let me rephrase that.

We'll see you tonight
At the memorial.

Attendance is mandatory.
Thanks.

How's the food coming?

Hey!

I've got a walnut arugula
Gorgonzola crostini,

A little caraway cornbread
With apricots, bacon,

And a little jalapeño jam,

Beef tenderloin chiffonade
In little focaccia rounds,

And -- oh! --
Sweet potato biscuits

With pork tenderloin
And a little apple chutney.

Wow.

Some of my finest work

All wasted on a dog funeral
And a petty little man.

Well, he said some things
He didn't mean.

You don't go after
Someone's children.

He's going through
A very rough time,

And he really will appreciate
All of this.

I know. I made
Him some fat-free brownies, too.

I know. I'm a softy.

And the whole kitchen staff's
Gonna be there, right?

Those who value their jobs
Will be.

I pulled out my
"Don't mess with me" face,

Which I use on the kids
All the time.

I'll be damned if they don't
Hop to and brush those teeth.

Good, I want a full house,

And if they have
Minty-fresh breath,

That's just a plus.

They'll be there --

Not that michel
Will say thank you

Or modify his behavior
In any way

To show
That he's grateful.

Just so you know, you're doing
A really nice thing.

Well, thanks. I feel bad
About snapping at him.

You have a lot on your mind.
Want a brownie?

Mm, no, thanks.

Um, so, I talked
To christopher.

Wait. Get out.

You're doing a great job,
Though!

Keep it up.
Sorry.

Go.

I talked to christopher.
I was really mad.

But you were able
To work it out.

We're working
On working it out.

He thinks that I don't even
Want to be in this marriage.

But you do, right?

Of course I do.

That's what I thought.

It's this luke thing.

Christopher's jealousy
Is blinding him,

And I've been
Racking my brain

To think of a way
To convince him

That I want to be
In this marriage.

And I think the only way

Is if I cut luke
Out of my life entirely.

No luke at all.

No, I mean, it wouldn't be
That big a difference.

It's not like I see him a lot
As it is.

Well, that's true,

Although just because
You don't see him a lot

Doesn't mean he's not a big part
Of your life.

Eight months ago,
You were engaged to the guy.

I know.

I try not to dwell on that
Because I've moved on.

I-I married christopher.

It's just that it's luke.

You guys were together
A long time.
I know.

You were friends for years
Even before you were together.

And then,
When you were together,

You were really together.

Yes. We were.

So all I'm saying is that
You broke up with luke

And immediately started
Dating christopher.

And I know you're over it,
And I know you've moved on,

But all those feelings
For luke

Didn't just disappear
Overnight, right?

That's what I'm saying.
Of course they didn't.

It's just, you moved
Really quickly.

Yes, I moved quickly to a man
I love who loves me,

Who wanted to marry me.

When luke and I
Were together,

He was kind and loyal
And thoughtful.

The guy built me an ice-skating
Rink, for god's sake.

God, I forgot about that.

But he was also distant
And uncommunicative,

And he didn't want
To marry me.

And I tried everything I could
To work it out.

Of course I have feelings
For him.

That's what christopher's
Responding to,

And that's why,
In order to save my marriage,

The only thing I can do
Is cut luke out, right?

Right.

[ sighs ]

I'm sorry, it's just,
I have a but.

Yes?

If there were no luke --

No luke in the past,
No luke in the picture...

Yeah?

Well, would it be
Christopher?

Would he be "The one"?

I don't even know why we are
Bothering to select music.

Why not just turn on the radio
And hope for the best?

Maybe we'll get lucky

And a hip-hop station will be
Playing snoop doggy dogg.

Michel, come on.
I said I'm sorry.

We're gonna have
A beautiful ceremony.

Look, here's zach.
Hi, zach.

Hey. Lorelai.

Hello, michel.

I'm very sorry to hear
About your loss.

It totally blows.

Thank you.

So, zach's gonna do the music
For the ceremony.

I'm psyched, dude.

At first I was
Thinking mandolin,

But then I'm like,
"Whoa, zach, are you tripping?

It's got to be
The acoustic guitar."

A way more soulful sound.

Have you thought
About the music?

Yeah, I did --
Vintage bowie,

Originally recorded
With herbie flowers on bass,

Aynsley dunbar on drums.

You know where I'm going?

"Diamond dogs"?
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

* they call them
The diamond dogs *

Bow-wow, woof woof,
Whoo-hoo!

That sounds great.

We didn't need a song

That necessarily had dogs
In the lyrics, right, michel?

Whatever.
David bowie sounds like a hoot.

More princess diana,
Less dog.

So you want elton john?

We were thinking
Very dignified --

Bach, mozart.

Céline dion.
Or céline dion.

Please don't make me do that.

After all,
"My heart will go on"

Was chin chin's
Favorite song.

Oh, well, then,
There you go, huh?

We'll just find, uh,
"My heart."

"My heart belongs to daddy,"
"My heart belongs to me,"

"My heart belongs to you."

My heart can't make up
Its mind.

How about "Tears in heaven"?
That's a wicked song.

Well, "My heart
Is crying for you,"

"My heart is waiting,"
"My heart stood still."

People very interested
In this whole heart thing.

"I will always love you" --
It's got the cheese factor,

But it's still at least
A legitimate --

"My heart will go on."

Oh, good!
They have it!

So you get working
On that,

And, uh,
We'll be moving on.

Okay, so, we're all set
With the music,

And the rest of the flowers
Should be delivered

In about an hour.

You got your suit
From the cleaners.

All we have to do now
Is stop by the printer's

And approve the layout
For the program.

Actually,
As long as we're here,

I think I'm gonna
Stop into luke's.

Really? Why?

Do you remember last year

When that troupe of mimes
Took over the inn?

It was a very stressful time
For me,

Guessing at what
They wanted,

Watching to see
What they were pointing at

So I knew
What to fetch them.

When they finally left,
I needed a bit of comfort,

So I stopped at luke's
And I bought a hamburger.

[ gasps ]
You didn't.

I know.
It was a moment of insanity.

Thank god by the time
I got home,

I had already calculated
That it would take me 55 minutes

Of medium-intensity
Interval training

On my elliptical machine
To work it off.

Thought better
Of the whole thing

And dumped the foul thing
In the trash.

Close call.

Yeah, extremely.

Unfortunately, chin chin,

Being the little rascal
That he was,

Fished it out
Of the garbage.

Aw.

After all the exotic dog food
I lavished on him --

Homemade biscuits,
Fresh-ground lamb --

It was this burger that
He seemed to enjoy the most.

And today, I will eat one
In his memory.

Well, what a sacrifice.
Uh, go on in.

You get your burger.

I'll get started
At the printer's.

Sounds good.
Wish me luck.

Good luck.

What are you doing here?!

Aw, I couldn't wait
Till sunday.

Oh!

What's that look?

Oh, paris calls it
My harlequin romance face.

Come on in!

Where is the infamous
Miss geller?

Now? Let's see.

This afternoon,
She is belly dancing

With the yale
Belly dance society

At the payne whitney gym.

Wow, how'd you
Get out of it?

I'm supposed to be
At a wrestling match.

We're supposed
To trade notes later.

Use the term
"Half nelson."

I'll use the term
"Whole nelson."

I'm not afraid.
Yeah, don't do that.

Logan, um,
I have to talk to you.

Sure, what's going on?

Well, uh, maybe let's sit.

Yeah, come on.
Sit down.

Okay.

Okay. Um...

This is hard for me
To bring up,

But, um,
Because of the whole thing

That happened with marty,

I just wanted to tell you
About it now

So that you don't think
This is a big deal.

Or, actually,
Maybe it is a big deal.

That's why I want to talk
To you about it.

What's going on?

Well, maybe it's just
Human nature.

I mean, maybe we don't want
To be happy.

You're not happy?

No, that's not what I'm saying.
I'mhappy.

Okay, good,
So what's the problem?

Um, I don't know.

I never thought of myself

As a self-destructive
Person before,

But I don't know --

Maybe I do have this weird
Self-sabotaging streak.

What are you talking about?

Well, the grad student

Who's filling in
For my grandfather --

I guess he's kind of
Good-looking.

And I ran into him
At the bookstore,

And I told him I liked
Isabel allende,

And it was disgusting!

You told him you like
Isabel allende?

But it was the way
I said it.

I was all nervous and weird.
I googled him after class.

I don't know even know why.

You're being so perfect,

And I'm turning
Into this monster.

You're not a monster.

No, I am. I am.

I think I got so safe
And felt so good with you

That I let my guard down,
And this beast emerged.

Hey, make up your mind.
Are you a beast or a monster?

Logan.

It sounds like you have a crush
On this guy.

I'm so sorry.

Why are you looking at me
Like that?

It's just a crush.

You're not upset?

I'd be a hypocrite,
Because I have on occasion

Found other girls
Attractive.

Yes, I know.

But I would never do
Anything about it

Because I love you
And want to be with you.

That's good, I guess.

You guess.
No, it is good.

It's just,
Did I break you?

What?

Paris said
That I broke you,

That if I kicked you
With my spurs,

You wouldn't spook.
Is that true?

No, I'd definitely be
A little spooked.

You know what I mean.
I honestly don't.

I guess she meant that you
Belong to me or something.

Well, do you belong to me?

Yeah, I guess I do.

Well, then I'm cool
With that.

You are?

Yeah. This whole thing
Is my fault.

What? Why?

I was a jerk about marty.

I overreacted, and I obviously
Freaked you out so much

I made you think
You have to tell me

When you recommend a book
To a guy, and you don't.

Yeah, okay.

Because I trust you
Completely,

And I'm not worried
About us.

Yeah, I guess I'm not either.
It's weird.

But good weird?

Great weird.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah. Anything.

Has paris ever
Belly danced before?

No, I think this is
Her first class.

Another question?
Shoot.

Why the hell aren't
We over there watching her?

Yeah, we should.

[ chuckles ]

[ "My heart will go on"
Playing on acoustic guitar ]

Hi.

Hey.

[ sighs ]

How was the funeral?

Sad.

[ sniffles ]

It's not just luke.

Lor...

I mean, you were right.

There are feelings there,

Because...

When that ended,
I just jumped.

I pushed you.

I jumped.

But if that's all
There was --

If that's all it was,
We could fix it,

You know...

With time.

But it's not.

You've always been
This...Possibility for me...

...This wonderful
Possibility.

But it's just not right.

And I'm so sorry.

I'msorry.

Yeah.

I guess I should have
Known, huh?

It took me 20 years to get you
To say yes.

[ voice breaking ]
I need you to know...

That you're the man...

I want to want.

I know.

[ sniffles ]

You have no idea...

How badly I wish...

I do.

I do know.

[ sniffles ]

I do.