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Previously
On "Gilmore girls"...

Are you in the market
For some luggage?

He is going to chaperone april's
Field trip to philadelphia.

Have you met her yet?
Met who?

April.

Not officially.

Yeah, uh, rory,
This is april.

Oh. April.

Hello, there, april.

Hi.

This is a wedding dress.

It's the dress I wore when
I married mr. Kim 28 years ago.

I would like lane to wear it
At her wedding.

Alterations should be minor.

Just take it in a little here
And there,

And that should do it.

You haven't forgiven me.

What are you talking about?

For the girls I was with
When we were separated.

You're still with him?

Despite all the bad he's done,
I can't help it.

We are planning the ultimate
Life-and-death brigade event.

What's the stunt?
Base jump off a cliff
Whose height it is...

Exactly 3,624 feet.

I'll be out of cellphone range
For a couple days.

I know.

I'll see ya.

[ birds chirping ]

Mmm, very good.
Not too spicy.

I pack it very tightly.
It strangles the spice.

Well, it's perfect, and we're
Doing very good on time.

At 4:00,
We move on to dumplings.

I'm going to open
Another window.

Boy, there's a lot
Of activity down here.

It's going very well.

Your aunt joon is a wizard
With the kimchi.

Well, is there anything
I can do to help?

No, go back upstairs.

Read the bible passages
I've underlined.

Juh gi in nae!

Cham yeppuda.

Aaenun unje gajil gueni?

Enough!
Back to work!

Back to work,
All of you!

And she will have children
In the proper time!

You, upstairs.

You come down, cooking stops.
Up.

But it's hot up there,

And you know what rises
With the hot air?

The smell of 10 pounds
Of kimchi.

Well, pull your sweater
Over your face.

Just get back upstairs.

[ knock on door ]

Vera wang calling.

Wow, you can almost see
That smell.

Is that the dress?
It is indeed.

Lane, the dress.
Well, come on, let's see it.

[ telephone ringing ]

Hold that thought.

You couldn't have set it
On fire?

Dude, there's not enough
Lighter fluid in the world.

I hope you made
A matching blindfold

So zach doesn't
Have to actually see me in it.

Now, come on.
You're gonna look beautiful.

You have a very pretty face,
And you have hands and feet.

For some guys, the stuff
In between is just annoying.

[ sighs ]

Mama, are you okay?

Yes, fine.

What are you doing here?

I brought the dress.

What dress?

My wedding dress, mama.

I was just about
To show it to you.

Right.
Go ahead.

Um, now, there were
A couple of stains on it,

Just probably from age,

So I had to make
A few minor adjustments,

But I think you'll see,
All in all,

That the integrity of the dress
Has remained intact.

Fine.
How much do I owe you?

Uh, nothing.

Um, consider it
A wedding gift.

I have to go back to work.

I will see you and luke
At the wedding.

Yes, you will.
I mean, you'll see me.

Luke is out of town,
But I'm gonna take pictures

And make him feel really bad
He missed it.

Whatever.
Goodbye.

Did she see it?

I held it up right
In front of her face.

It's got a waist,
And she didn't yell.

Take the dress upstairs
And hide it

Till you're walking
Down the aisle.

And even then, walk fast.

Thank you.
Okay.

Lorelai, wait!
Come back!

What do you mean
Luke's out of town?!

Uh, well, I mean,
Luke's left town.

Town's there,
And luke's over here.

He's not coming
To the wedding with you?
No.

You mean you're coming
Alone, unescorted?

Well, rory will be there.

You can't come alone.

An unmarried woman of a certain
Age, unescorted,

Wearing the clothes
You tend to wear --

People will think things,
Bad things --

Like you're a tramp
And possibly for sale.

Wow, suddenly "Footloose"
Not seeming so silly.

What are we gonna do?

We should agree on a price.

You have to find someone
To bring you.

In one day? It took me
This long to find luke.

My daughter wants you
At her wedding, fine.

But if you're to come, then you
Need to come with a man.

And kirk does not count!

Lorelai gilmore -- disappointing
Mothers since 1968.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead
*

[ telephones ringing ]

Phones are ringing, people.

It could be someone calling
With a story.

Wouldn't that be neat?

Aah, I thought I told her
To cut the second paragraph.

Stacy, I thought I told you,
Cut the second paragraph.

Stacy: I did.

Good work, stacy.
A.K., time?

3:15.

Okay, everyone,
I am leaving at 3:00,

Which is 15 minutes ago,

So if anyone needs anything,
Too bad till monday.

My pro-tenure piece.

Okay, thank you.

And my anti-tenure piece.
Just hear me out.

When I first started writing,
I believed passionately

That tenure was a reward
For excellent service

And a way for a school to
Attract the very best teachers

From all over the country.

Let's go with that.

I started thinking about the
Other side of the argument --

Money and employment
For the rest of your life?

Where is the incentive
To keep the standards high?

Remember professor leavers?

He got tenured
And lost all interest.

It was like being taught
By jimmy kimmel.

Anti-tenure --
Stamp it, ship it.

You could print both pieces
Side-by-side,

Like a point/counterpoint.

You want me to print
A point/counterpoint

Where both points are written
By the same person?

You have five minutes
To pick a side.

A.K., time?
3:17.

Ooh, how very
"All the president's men."

Aha, just the girl
We were looking for.

We have a wonderful idea.

We are going to costa rica.

We're gonna fly out tonight
And meet the guys

At the end of
Their river-rafting trip.

Dress up like natives --
In grass skirts and coconut bras

And meet the boys with food,
Fresh booze, and shaving cream.

I think you should double-check
Your guidebooks,

'cause I don't think costa rican
Natives wear grass skirts

And coconut bras.

There's only
A small window of time

Where a girl can pull off
A coconut bra.

Well, thanks for the invite,
But I can't.

Don't you want to see logan
After six days without a shower?

I have a wedding to go to,

And I'm leaving in a minute
To head home.

Logan will be
Very disappointed.

I'll hide the soap
And the kiehl's,

And we can re-enact it
When he gets back.

Hmm, I'm feeling a chill
From the north.

Okay, well, if you change
Your mind, call my cell.

Have a safe flight.

[ telephone ringing ]

Woodward, bernstein.

Layout's done.
A.K.?

3:20.

I'm audi.

Jill, approve paris' piece
When it's in.

I can't pick a side.

Either way I look at it,
I'm right.

I'll see you monday,
Paris.

Michel: the weather's supposed
To be beautiful tomorrow.

How big a wedding
Do you think it will be?

I don't know.

I hope it's a big wedding.
I love big weddings.

What time are you
Picking me up tomorrow?

Noon.

That will give me plenty
Of time to get ready.

You know, I hope you don't
Stay out too late tonight.

You'll be tired
For tomorrow.

I will not be tired.

I wouldn't drink too much,
Either -- you'll be puffy.

Okay, I'll keep it
To half a box of wine, max.

I'm just saying, tomorrow
Is a very special day.

You need to be perfect.

Okay, I'm not
Getting married, michel.

I know that, but you
Are going to be with me,

And I'm going
To look fantastic,

And you know that
Who you are with

Is always a reflection
Of yourself,

And I don't want my reflection
To look like judy garland,

The mark herron years.

Now, I'm going to be wearing
My blue pinstripes,

So if you wear something
In an ice blue

Or [gasps] Oh, yes, silver,
That would look amazing.

No one would take
Their eyes off of us.

And how delighted
The bride will be.

Now let's discuss dancing.

As you know,
I'm a fabulous dancer --

Deney terrio level --

And I intend
To dance a lot.

It's what I do at parties

To compensate for
The elevated calorie intake.

I just shake it all off.

Well, I promise to duck.

I don't understand
Your attitude.

After all, these are
Your friends.

I don't even know them.

Sookie: lorelai!
Lorelai!

Lorelai...Problem.

Something went very,
Very wrong.

Wrong with what?

Remember the dirty cookies
I was baking

For the bachelorette
Gift baskets?

Well, they expanded
In the oven.

Expanded?
What do you mean?

Oh, dear!
Hello, tommy lee.

I don't know what happened.
Too much yeast.

Well, I cannot put those
In the bags

With the shiny tiaras
And the bubble wands.

I know, I know.

I'll go try and figure
Something out.

[ cellphone rings ]

Hello?

Chris:
Hey, you got a minute?

[ dance music plays ]

You see?
This is what you're up against.

Yes, I have a minute.

I just got rory
One of those sidekicks.

I got it a couple of days ago,
So she already has it.

It's one of those things
I should have run past you.

So I'm running it past you now.
Is that okay?

'cause if it's not,
I can take it back.

I'll just say I read something
In consumer reports

About radiation levels.

Chris, honey, we're way past
The point where

You have to get my permission
To buy your own daughter a gift.

Didn't you get the memo?

Well, you know what a mess
My desk is.

I think it's nice that
You bought rory a gift.

So, how are you?

I'm great.

Yeah? How's g.G.?

She's --
Well, hold on a sec.

You hear that?

No.

Exactly.

Oh, come on.
It's naptime.

Not until 4:00, my friend.

Then she's holding her breath
Until you buy her a porsche.

She is in her room playing
With her toys,

Shining her halo
As we speak.

Well, well, well, look
Who's cracking the whip.

I got to tell you, that "No"
Word is pretty awesome.

I can't wait to try out
The "You're grounded."

So...

[ dance music continues ]

Anyway...

Lane, I'm here, and I --

Move!

Lane, hi, I --

Coming through!

Am I here early?

Sorry.
Hi, glad you're here.

What's going on?
And where's all your stuff?

My grandma's coming.

Jeez, how big is she?

She hasn't been
Out of korea in 45 years

Because she refuses
To travel,

So we figured
There's no way she'd come,

But she called today,
And she's coming.

Mrs. Kim: help me!

Coming!

Whoa, big buddha!

Save the commentary.
Grab the feet.

Be careful.
Don't let it drop.

What happens if it drops?

It breaks.

Oh, you ask
A stupid question...

Down, here.

[ grunts ]

I'll have the boys next door
Bring the other one in.

Did you get the crucifixes
Out of the kitchen?

Go, both of you!
Go! Go!

And don't forget
The christ's-feet tea towel!

Okay, seriously,
You have got to fill me in.

What is with the buddha?

Apparently my grandmother's
A buddhist.

Go hide these
In your room.

Closet?

Uh, floorboards!

I don't understand.
So your grandma's buddhist.

Why are we -- oh, my god.
She doesn't know.

Your mother's mother
Does not know

She's a seventh-day
Adventist.

And it would be a very big deal
If she found out.

That is so weird.

I just discovered today that
I am simply the latest link

In a chain of kim women
Who hide their real lives

Under floorboards
Away from their mothers.

Mrs. Kim:
Lane, she's here!

I want all boys!

Praise buddha!

That's your mom's mom?

Yep.

Hyun kyung!
Jum e-ri nae ryeo wa bara!

I see the resemblance.

Ah, ipudda.

Euhsuh o seyo,
Ha-l-money.

Wa jew shyeo suh
Nuh moo gibuh yo.

Yeo gi o ni,
Nuh moo jokkuna.

Yeya, jugee wae bulss-awngul
Ba-ng anae noonguhya?

Chew udun jewngi uhso yo,
Uhmoney.

Ahyo! Irrokea duropku,
Dap dap hada.

[ sniffs ]
Moon jom yeoreo ra!

Majja, jom chiwo ya getda.

Yanuh, wae gonghang ehsuh ahn
Nawanni. Uh?

Na oji malla go --

Ahoh, jungmal kiunni napuh.
Bakkwoyachi.

Beckpalbae julul olija.

[ sighs ]

What was that all about?

Three complaints,
Two insults,

And a hefty dose
Of religious guilt.

What are they doing now?

Their ritual of 108 bows.

Should be called 108 "Ows."

[ chuckles ] Oh, my mother
Would have liked that one.

It's kind of hypnotizing
If you stare at it long enough.

Oh, shoot, we have to go.

Uh, mama?

Mama, we have to go --
The bachelorette party.

We're meeting the others
At doose's.

80 to go.

Okay, so,
I'll see you later.

Bye.

[ door opens, closes ]

[ laughter,
Indistinct conversations ]

Ladies, ladies, please,
I need your attention.

This is a very serious
Subject here.

Now, I need to do
A quick check to make sure

We have got
All of our supplies.

Beer.
Check.

More beer,
Pretzels, and beer.

Check.

Alternative alcohol for those
Who don't like beer, and beer.

Check.

List complete, sarge.

We are about to commence
The first leg of our evening.

Our dear friend lane
Is about to get married,

And it is our job to make sure
We give her one night

And one headache
She will never forget.

Hear, hear!

Our first stop is the black,
White, and read bookstore,

Where we will sneak in
Our booze, our treats,

And watch tonight's feature,
"American gigolo."

Featuring a little full-frontal
From mr. Gere himself.

All right,
Let's go to the movies!

[ cheering ]

Wait for me!
Sorry I'm late.

I had to wait
For the two mrs. Kims to sleep

Before I can climb down tree
To meet you.

Luckily all that bowing
Makes them sleep like dogs.

It's okay, kyon.
We were just leaving.

I had to get out of house.
Stinks of kimchi and incense.

There's buddhas everywhere
Staring at you.

What?

When did you start
Double dressing

And -- avril lavigne?!

Avril lavigne rocks.
You are such a snob.

If it's not joy division,
You no like it.

Well, you can't dance
To joy division.

[ cellphone music plays ]

You're crazy!
My whole family's crazy.

Well, welcome to the club.
We'll get sweatshirts.

Hmm, secret admirer?

It's dad.

He gave me this thing
As a gift, you know.

However, he also got himself
One, and since then,

He has been texting me
Every five minutes.

You should have told him no
When he ran this past you.

It's nice you have a real
Daddy/daughter thing going on.

Oh, yeah, he's shopping
For celery at the supermarket.

They're running a special.

He's just excited.

Yeah, well, now he's
In the canned-peas aisle.

Apparently he doesn't like peas,
But he does like pea soup.

Interesting, no?
No!

All right, give me that.
Um, okay.

"Your daughter is about to see
Richard gere's penis."

That should shut him up
For a while.

[ vomiting ]

That's got to be
Some sort of record.

Hmm.

I don't understand.

I checked the time
Of the movie twice.

Well, the paper probably
Printed it wrong again.

We could've just gone in.

No, too risky.

No way to know if we'd missed
The money shot.

"American gigolo" without the
"Gigo-down-low" is pointless.

So, what should we do now?

Uh, well, we could kill some
Time till the next showing.

That's only 45 minutes.

We could get some coffee.

"Partay."

Maybe we could play a game.
I do that with the kids.

I don't really think
Peek-a-boo's gonna fly, sookie.

Well, we could make it
More adult, you know?

Peek-a-boo, take a shot.
That could be fun.

Hey!

Hey!

Didn't expect to see
You guys here.

We were gonna see "American
Gigolo," but we missed it.

I swear, I checked
The time twice.

We just came
From dell's bar.

It closed early 'cause
It's dell's wedding anniversary.

Dell's is closed?

We were gonna go there
After the movie.

Well, we could go
To the chimney sweep.

It burnt down last week.

We could drive over
To beacon falls.

We could go
To my aunt's house.

She's got a rec room
With a record player.

That's completely lame.
Which one's "American gigolo"?

Is that the one where you see
Richard gere's johnson?

'cause that seems a little weird
For a bachelor party.

No, we are not
Doing this.

We are supposed
To be getting wild

At separate bachelor
And bachelorette parties!

We cannot be bumping into
Each other all night long.

Lady's right.
Come on, men.

Let's go find
Something wild to do.

Yeah!

You guys, we are looking
Pathetic now, all right?

We are young, temporarily
Single girls on the prowl.

There's plenty to do that we
Can be mortified about.

Well, the t-shirts
And tiaras are a start.

All right, ladies, come on.
Let's go find us some fun.

Yeah!

Five more seconds.

That's it.
Anyone?

Nope.

Let's do it.

[ knock on door ]

Hi.
Are you brian's aunt?

Oh, you must be lane.

The boys are downstairs
In the rec room.

Sounds like
They have foosball.
Foosball's fun.

Zach:
Bachelorettes in the house!

Lorelai: hey, boys!

Boy: whoo!

Kyon: hey, look,
There's a moose head.

Dad's feet
Are two different sizes.

Oh, for the love of --
Hey, which one says,

"Hi, I'm not a whore.
Enjoy your day"?

The pink one.
[ telephone rings ]

Do not talk.
We're going to be late.

I talk fast.
It's my gift.

Hello?

Michel: I just got tickets
To céline dion.

My friend tessa
Just called

And told me she has front-row
Tickets to céline dion,

And I'm going with her.

Well, that's great.

I have been waiting forever
To get this close to céline.

Oh, my god,
I'm shaking like a leaf.

What should I wear?
What would céline like me in?

I don't know, michel, but I'm
On my way to pick you up.

Oh, no. Don't bother.
I'm not going to the wedding.

What? Why not?

Because I'm going
To céline dion -- hello!

What have I been saying
To you?

No, michel,
You have to go to the wedding.

Well, you've already seen
Céline dion.

Only five times,
And never in the front row.

I was in the balcony
With the riffraff

And the people
Who sneak in pot.

Michel, you have to go.
I need an escort.

Find someone there -- that's why
Single women go to weddings.

I am not single.
I'm engaged.

Lorelai, I'm sorry.

In the future, I owe you
Some kind of a favor,

But tonight
You're on your own.

I'll bring you a mouse pad.
Bye-bye.

[ groans ]

Michel is going
To the céline dion concert.

Bummer.

What am I supposed to do?

Mrs. Kim made it very clear
Not to show up without a guy.

This is ridiculous.

Even when I have a man,

I'm still the girl
Who doesn't have a man.

This sucks!

I've known lane
Since she was a little kid.

She's spent more time
At our house than at her own,

And now I'm gonna miss
Her wedding?

Fracking céline dion!

You want me to see
If dad can go with you?

He's turning left on main,

And he found a buffalo-head
Nickel in his glove compartment.

No, it's saturday.
I'm sure he's busy.

He just left
The hardware store,

And now he's trying to decide
How many tacos he wants.

I vote three, 'cause two
Just never seems enough.

Okay, so he's not busy,

But the wedding is starting
In 45 minutes.

He can be here in 20.
Seriously?

Wow -- four tacos.
Quite a man, my father.

So, what do you think?
Should I pull the trigger?

[ sighs ]
Tell him to bring me a taco.

Will do.

T.P.T.D.I --
"Totally psyched to do it."

He's making up
His own acronyms?

Yeah, and he just learned how
To make the happy face.

Sorry, kid, he was really hot
In high school.

[ birds chirping ]

Hey.
Hi!

Sorry I'm late.

I can't believe
You're doing this.

Do I look okay?

This is the jacket I had
With me in the car.

Hey, check it out --
Buffalo-head nickel.

Oh, great.
Let's go.

Uh, excuse me.
Hi, mrs. Kim.

I'd like you to meet
Christopher hayden.

He's rory's father
And a man.

Did that really need
Clarification?

She instructed me
To bring a man today.

I just wanted to show her that
I can take direction well.

You never know
Who knows spielberg.

Why did you
Have to bring a man?

Because an unmarried woman,
Alone, of a certain age,

Dressed the way I dress

Apparently is korean
For jenna jameson.

Where's luke?

Out of town with his kid.

Oh, well, then, lucky me.

I always wanted to meet
Jenna jameson.

There they are.

Hey.
This is very impressive.

It's a buddhist wedding.

Is the dalai lama coming?
Yes, he's having the chicken.

You guys
Should stand over there.

"He's having the chicken."

Dalai lama's a vegetarian.
He's not having the chicken.

Sorry, should I have
Texted it to you instead?

[ korean music playing ]

Sarrangun gokwihan sunmool
Ipmeda.

Choshim duryo hapneda.

Chongkyung baddya hapneda.

[ gasps ]

Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeotda.
Morra goyo?

Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot seh.

Uhmoney. Jigum yeashicki sijack
Daesuhyo.

Bulss-awng e kkae jjyeot nundae
Shijack handan maliya?

Bulss-awngun gewnchanayo.
Gewnchanayo!

E ri wabara.

Han gajongi desuh,
Hap-baerul deuseyo.

[ music continues ]

Choboki kajungae hampkae hakil
Kimshimuro bimneda.

[ sighs ]

The universal sounds
Of family.

[ bells jingle ]

Wa jew shyeo suh kipeoyo.

Gomapda. Jal itda ganda.

Joshimi gase yo.

Young chaya, jal- it seora.

Jalgase yo, uhmoney.

[ car door closes ]

[ engine turns over ]

Go!

Whoa!
What the hell is happening?!

Are there bulls
Coming out of there?

We would've heard
The china breaking.

Why aren't you running?

Why should we be running?

To get to the church
For the wedding.

I thought
This was the wedding.

The grandmother's wedding.
Now we do the mother's wedding.

Why do we have to run?

Because there's 58 seats
And 62 koreans.

Oh, boy! Go!

Don't slow down!

My shoes are slippery!

Hey!
Hi, christopher!

Chris, you remember sookie
And jackson?

Nice to see you again.

Nice day for a wedding.
Why are we running?

58 seats, 62 koreans.

Fight for me, baby!

What do you see?
Do you see anything open?

We'll take two and two!

We can find four together.
I see something.

Patty, patty!

Oh, hi, honey.
What a pretty dress.

Oh, the things you can
Pull off with that body.

These all taken?

Oh, no, I just thought
I'd save some in case.

Here, come sit.

How did you get
All these seats together?

Honey, I've been here
All night.

You're kidding.
Why?

58 seats and 62 koreans?
Please.

Carrot sticks?

God, look at me.
I look like a bride.

You are a bride.

I feel so weird.

I want a picture.

Of me feeling weird?

No, of me standing next to you
While you're feeling weird.

Everything all right?

Uh, yeah, mrs. Kim.
Everything's fine.

Hmm. The dress
Looks different.

Really? Does it?

Everything looks different
Through the eyes of a bride.

Rory, can you excuse us
A moment?

Sure.
I'll be right outside.

Mama, is something wrong?
'cause the dress --

Forget the dress.
Sit down, please.

Uh...Lane,

I have something very upsetting
To talk to you about.

Oh, what?

It concerns
The wedding night.

Oh, boy.
Yes, "Oh, boy."

Marriage is a job, lane.

There are rewards
That come with this job,

But there are also
Sacrifices.

There are things
You're going to have to do.

Terrible things.
Mama, you don't have to --

You need to hear this.
It will start early.

What will?
The man's expectations.

It starts early --
At the wedding, actually.

At the wedding, you're going
To have to kiss him.

You will then be expected
To share a bed tonight,

And you're expected to --
Mama, please.

You're going to have to do it
With this boy, lane.

You're just
Going to have to do it.

If you're lucky like me,

You'll only
Have to do it once.

[ groans ]

[ piano plays mendelssohn's
"Wedding march" ]

You know, I remember
The day I met lane.

It was rory's first day
Of kindergarten,

And she insisted on wearing my
"Chico and the man" t-shirt,

Which I thought would either
Elicit confused shrugs

Or label her
As a weird '70s-sitcom kid.

And we walked
In the classroom,

And lane
Came running up to her

And offered to share
Her crayons with her.

And I was so grateful,

'cause I thought even if lane
Turned out to be a psycho,

Bad-seed, serial-killer kid,
At least rory had a friend.

Who knew it would turn out
To be a lifelong friendship?

There's plenty of time
For them to screw it up.

Sanrang hanun yoroboon,

Onul ooriga I-jarieyea
Moinkusun...

This is the first one of rory's
Friends to get married.

Yeah.

You know,
Rory could be next.

[ sighs ]

Yeah.

[ cheers and applause ]

Man: finally!

Finally they did it!

[ cheers and applause continue ]

Jackson: that's just the way
I like them --

Short and in a language
I can't understand.

I thought it was beautiful.
What an elegant dress.

Oh, yeah, the dress did
Look nice, didn't it?

I'm gonna go call
The babysitter.

We have
This new babysitter.

She's 17,
Sweet as can be,

Perfect student,
References up the wazoo.

She seems absolutely perfect
In every way.

Well, she's probably
A crackhead.

Thank you.
I'm calling right now.

Let's go find the bar.

Right behind you.

Zach:
It was awesome, man.

Just flowed right down
To the ground.

There's a reason buddhists
Are so peaceful.

I'm just happy to have
Another married guy around.

Just 'cause I'm married now

Doesn't mean we're gonna
Have any dr. Phil moments.

Just wait, my friend --
Wait till the first time

You don't bring home
The dry cleaning.

Dude, this is my day.

Can we not talk about
Dry cleaning?

Thank you.

This robe, it must be made
Of silk, 'cause it is so soft.

Silk, huh?
Bet it's hand-wash only.

That definitely
Was not the bar.

Maybe it's over there.

No, that's the gift table.

Did we try behind the church?

Twice.
There has to be a bar.

We called darla,
If that is her real name,

And everything's fine.

Hey, where's the bar?

There you guys are.

I was very proud
Of the lack of heckling.

Now, where's the bar?
Don't say that so loud.

What, no bar?
Are you kidding?

Mom.

They don't have to drink it.

[ clanking ]

If we can't drink, might as well
Go get something to eat.

That food
Is not for you.

Hold on -- is this the
"Not married" thing again?

Did you tell them
I'm engaged?

Engaged has got to be worth
A sparerib.

What the hell
Are they doing?

[ engine turns over ]

[ horn honking ]

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ tires screech ]

Well, there's something
You don't see every day.

Gomawoeyo.

Wa jew shyeo suh gomawoeyo.

Wow, we just made it.

Ah, yes.
They really cleaned us out.

Let's see the bag.

I can't believe your friends
Gave me all this money.

They're good people.
They know you're a good girl.

Lester chin
Probably stiffed you.

I can take those checks home,
Put them in the safe for you.

Sure, that'd be great.

It was a very nice ceremony --
The second one.

Thank you for doing
Two ceremonies.

It was very important
To your grandmother.

It made my wedding seem
A little more special.

Well, it's good
You see it that way.

Well, all my guests are gone.
I'm going home.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm going to go home
And go straight to bed.

I'm going to wear earplugs
Tonight --

The good ones that expand
In your ears --

So I won't be able to hear
Anything that might be going on

Out in the street
At all hours of the night.

Thank you, mama,
For everything.

And look at it this way.
You're not losing a daughter.

You're gaining a son...
Who likes to wear a dress.

He had better
Make you happy.

He will.

Don't let him take pictures
In that thing.

We're on, boys!

Excuse me,
Where do you want it, sir?

Close, dude --
Really, really close.

Roger, wilco.
Drop it and stack it, boys.

Lorelai: excuse me.
Hold on a second.

There's something wrong
With your dress here.

Let me just -- got it.

Yes!
My wife's got legs!

So, let's get
This party started!

[ cheering ]

[ blondie's "Heart of glass"
Plays ]

* once I had a love,
And it was a gas *

* soon turned out
Had a heart of glass *

* seemed like the real thing,
Only to find... *

Two manhattans,
Extra cherries.

Excuse me, rory.

Yeah, kirk?

I have to ask you
Something.

Do you think
He's yummy enough?

Who?
Troy.

The bartender?

Yes.

See, I put
This company together

For the sole purpose of bringing
Truly yummy bartenders

To the lonely women
Of stars hollow,

But they really
Have to be yummy.

I'm talking mouth-watering,
Tasty morsels of manhood --

Which, by the way, was the
Original name of the business,

But it was already taken
By a firm in woodbridge.

Now, when I first met troy,

I thought he was the epitome
Of yummy, you know?

But now I see him in
The moonlight, I'm not so sure.

Oh, I wouldn't worry
About it, kirk.

I think troy's
Plenty yummy.

You do?
Yeah, I really do.

Can I go now?

Yes, thank you.
Enjoy your evening.

Yes, hi.
Is sookie or jackson there?

No.
All right.

Well, just tell them
Lorelai called.

Thank you.

She didn't sound drunk
At all.

But she sounded like there
Was a guy there, right?

No.

Did you hear a pimp?

Yes, but he sounded like
He had a heart of gold.

I don't understand.
She's too perfect.

Who's too perfect?
You are.

Cheers.

Rory, your father has something
He wants to tell you.

Yes, I just want to apologize
For my sidekick stalking.

I realize now
That I have a problem.

Which is the first step
To recovery.

The second step is that he's now
Given the sidekick to me.

No.
That's worse.

"Hi, rory.
What are you doing?

"What are you thinking?
What about now?

Where do babies come from?"

Thanks a lot, mister.

Hi.
Hello, there.

Kudos on the hot dogs,
By the way.

Zach's idea.

You having fun?

Yes,
A little too much fun.

We actually thought
We should make the rounds

Before we're too toasted
To remember who you are.

Who are you?

Zach, this is my dad,
Christopher.

Congratulations, man.
Nice weddings.

I want to take a picture
Of everyone with lane and zach.

Oh, god,
I hate the paparazzi.

Say "Cheese."

Cheese!Cheese!
Cheese!Cheese!

Okay. We should go.
We have six more tables to hit.

If we forget
To say it later,

We are really glad
You came.

Bye.

I'm out.

Let me see the picture.

No, you'll delete it.

You erase every picture
I take of you.

No, only the ones
Where I look like rhoda.

You never look like rhoda.

Fine, here.

Wow, you have a lot
Of pictures.

I like proof, okay?

Wait, go back.
Flip back.

Who's that?

That's me with april.

Oh.
When did you meet april?

Um, when I went to philadelphia
For jess' open house.

Jess? Philadelphia?
What am I missing here?

Nothing.

Jess' work had an open house,
I was invited,

And luke showed up there
With april.

It was a total fluke.

God, I didn't know
You were seeing jess.

Well, I'm not seeing him.
We're just friends.

Does logan know
You went to see jess?

No, logan
Was in costa rica.

I swear,
Nothing happened there.

Okay.

Met april, took a picture
Together like you're pals.

I swear, mom,
It was a crazy coincidence.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you.

I just...I felt so weird
About it.

Oh, sure, I get it.

It's not like luke was trying
To introduce her to me.

I walked in,
They were there.

Yeah, right.
Okay, fluke.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.
I'm gonna get another drink.

Do you want anything?

Okay, I'll be right back.

[ "Heart of glass" continues ]

Zach:
What's up, stars hollow?

Who likes my robe?

[ cheers and applause ]

Thanks.
I'm liking it myself.

Okay, tonight
Is not only the night

I married the coolest girl
On the planet.

It is also the world premiere

Of the newly reunited hep alien.

[ cheers and applause ]

It feels great to be back.

[ cheers and applause continue ]

[ introduction
To "I'm a believer" plays ]

* I thought love was only true
In fairy tales *

* meant for someone else
But not for me *

* love was out to get me

* that's the way it seemed

* disappointment haunted
All of my dreams *

* and then I saw her face

* now I'm a believer

* not a trace

* of doubt in my mind

* I'm in love, ooh

* I'm a believer, I couldn't
Leave her if I tried *

Kirk, I swear,
Nothing happened!

I know what I saw!

He put fruit in your drink --
Lots of fruit!

I asked him for the fruit.
I was hungry.

Attention, partygoers
And revelers,

As I have just recently fired
All of the yummy bartenders,

From now on,
The bar is serve-yourself.

Kirk!

Too yummy!
Way too yummy!

Boy, I tell you, if you
Have to get married,

This is the way to do it.

"Have to get married"?
Oh, my, so cynical and jaded.

Well, we can't all be cool
Like zach.

They're really happy.

That's the way
It's supposed to be.

I'm glad I came
To this thing tonight.

So, where's logan?

Oh, uh, he's in costa rica.

Costa rica?
Work, play?

Play, always play.

What's he doing?

Oh, he's gonna
Jump off something

And raft down somewhere,
Climb up a thing,

Swing around on a vine,
Stuff like that.

Listen, I want you to know
That I like him.

I like him, and I like you,

And I like
You and him together.

Well, good.

I just want you to know
That I approve.

Dad, it's not like
We're getting married.

But if that changes, I just
Want you to know...

That you approve.

Yes.

[ both chuckle ]

You know, it's been a while
Since I partied like this.

Well, maybe logan can give you
Some tips when he gets back.

[ cheers and applause ]

Hi.

I'm brian fuller, bass player
For hep alien and best man.

All right, I want to say
A few words about zach.

I've known zach
For most of my life.

I've been his roommate and
Friend, and I just have to say,

I think lane has something
Very, very wrong with her.

Boo!

Time for the toast.
Excuse me a minute.

Absolutely.

We are doing shots.

For 20, apparently.

Pass the salt.

Uh, you know,
I'm a respectable man, lorelai,

An upstanding citizen --
I'm a father.

I know.
This is how you became one.

Well, you got me there.

In closing, lane, if you ever
Want to see a picture of zach

Trying to shove 14
Ping-pong balls in his mouth,

I have it.

To lane and zach, may they
Stay together forever...

Otherwise,
Hep alien is screwed.

To lane and zach!

To lane and zach!

Great toast, bri.

Yes, excellent.

Seriously, dude, I need
Those pictures back.

Hi, everyone, I'm rory gilmore.
I'm the maid of honor.

To rory!
To rory!

I'm not one for speeches,

And I don't have any
Incriminating pictures of lane,

But I do have this letter.

Ooh!Ooh!
Ooh!Ooh!

This letter was written in 1995
By one lane kim.

It was slipped into my hands
During a spelling test

In miss mellon's class.

I was so shocked by its contents

That I missed the word
Automobile -- o-t-t-o-mobile.

That's right, lane.
I remember.

I will now share with you
The contents of this letter.

"Dear rory, how was your lunch?

"Mine was bad.
Did you have ham again?

"If you did, I am sorry,
But mine was worse.

"I thought you should know
That today at recess

"I decided that I'm going
To marry alex backus.

"He has a very nice head,

"And his ears don't stick out
Like ronnie winston's do.

"I will love him forever,
No matter what.

See you at brownies.
Love, lane."

I just thought that zach should
Know that in your heart,

He will always be second place
To alex backus

And his
Well-proportioned ears.

It's true.

Come on, you're behind.

Oh, I'm gonna
Sit this one out.

But the bottom line is,
I love you, lane.

Congratulations.
To the bride and groom.

To the bride and groom!

Bride and groom!

Where you going?

I want to give a toast.

[ clang ]

Hello.

Everybody, hello.

Some of you know me
As lorelai gilmore,

And some of you know me as cher.

But either way, I wanted to say
A few words about our girl.

I have known lane forever,

And I'm just so incredibly happy
That she has gotten married.

I mean, I am just so happy

That this adorable 22-year-old
Girl has gotten married,

Because it's amazing, you know?

It's really hard to get married.

Believe me, I should know.

I mean, seriously,
Because lane is married,

And next thing,
It'll be my daughter,

And then my granddaughter,
But not me.

I'm not getting married.

No, it ain't for me.
It's not in the cards.

But, hey, do you know what date
I'm not getting married?

June 3rd.
Do not save the date.

Do you hear me?

Do whatever you want
On june 3rd,

Because there's nothing at all
Happening on that day.

If there's anything
You need to book or anything,

It's totally safe to book it
On june 3rd.

So, congratulations,
Lane and zach.

Who else here had eight shots
Of tequila?

Anybody?
Hands...No?

Oh, my gosh, who misses
The yummy bartenders?

I know, me too.
They were so great.

I was gonna ask them
To not work on june 3rd

On my not wedding.

I just thought
That would be so fun.

Hi, chris.
Hi, rory.

How about some coffee?

What? Okay.

Well, I guess we're going
Over here.

Totally perfect wedding.

Get her
Over to the couch.

Man, I must say,

When your mom does something,
She commits.

Just prop her up.
I'm gonna make some coffee.

Hon, if the two gallons
We poured down her throat

At the wedding
Didn't do anything,

I'm not sure what
Two more cups will.

No one knows how to wrangle
The powers of coffee

Like a gilmore.

Just prop her up.
She hates to get pillow face.

Pillow face.
Got it.

[ cellphone ringing ]

Hello?

Logan's hurt.

What do you mean?
Is he all right?

I don't know.
The line was bad.

Something happened
On their trip.

They're airlifting him
To a hospital in new york.

I got to go.
I want to be there.

Yes, go.
I can take care of your mom.

Leave her a note that I'll
Call her from the hospital.

I will. Go.

[ sighs ]

All right, calamity jane,
Let's get you to bed.

[ groans ]

No.

Yes.

[ telephone ringing ]

Hello?

Hey.

What time is it?

[ sighs ]

Yeah.

I, uh...Um...

No, luke, it's fine.
I'm glad you called.

[ sighs ]

Uh-huh.

[ sighs ]

Yep, the wedding was great.
She looked beautiful.