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Previously
On "Gilmore girls"...

Logan, I love you.
Wow.

I'm gonna party
While I have the chance

Because, come june,
My life is over!

You have every door
Open to you.

All I see is one door,
And I'm being pushed through it!

I just don't want your father
To be disappointed in me.

In order for my dad to be
Truly disappointed in you,

Your name would have to be
Logan.

Had a long day, logan.
Is dinner over?

The huntzberger family shanghai
Is over.

Dinner is still going on.

You don't got it.
I thought I was doing okay.

You crushed that girl!

I was honest with her.
I don't pussyfoot.

You've got moxie, my friend.
I'll give you that.

I get it from my dad.

I hate your dad.
Me too.

Paris was ousted,

And when she found out
That I had taken her place,

She kicked me out
Of the apartment.

Well...
You can move in with me.

Luke, will you marry me?
Yes.

How are the wedding plans
Going?
Done.

Dress, cake, place, invitations.
June 3rd, by the way.

I'm your father.
Yes.

I didn't know about you.

I want to talk to her and
See her on a regular basis.

Okay.

How about I just hang out
At the diner?

What diner? My diner?

Who do you belong to --
Caesar?

My father owns the place --
The diner, at least.

Your father?
My biological father.

When did you find out?
Two months ago.

Two months?!

That's a hell of a long time
To go without telling me.

It's everything, you know?
It's all piling up.

It's all happening so fast.

If it's all happening too fast,
We could just postpone.

Postpone the wedding?

Yeah, I mean,
It's not set in stone.

And that would be okay
With you?

Sure.

Morning, everyone.

What's wrong?

Uh-oh, food funk?
Man: major.

Are we talking the "Swiss chard
A la polonaise" level funk,

The panna cotta experiment
Of '05?

2001 pigeons a la nicoise.

Pigeons a la nicoise?
Oh, boy.

Sookie?

You mean "Sucky"?

What's up?
You know what this is?

An oyster?
An oyster -- fresh, huh?

Looks fresh to me.
I mean, the idea --
Nice and fresh.

Sure.
It isn't.

The oyster?
You're not listening.
What am I saying?

No idea.

How long
Have we been married?
Nine years?

I'm experimenting
For the prefix menu

For valentine's day,

Trying to come up
With something new,

But there's nothing new
Under the sun.

Who else would think to serve
Oysters on valentine's day?

I don't know, maybe 12,000
Other establishments

Within spitting distance!

Well, lovers love oysters.

I don't.
I love burritos.

But people don't want burritos
On valentine's day.

How do we know unless we give
Them the option, huh?

That's it!
I'll serve burritos!

Sookie, no.

No one else
Will have burritos.

Sookie, you can't serve
Valentine's day burritos.

We could be talking

The octopus-ice-cream disaster
Of '98.

God, you're right.
I'll figure it out.

I'm just hitting
An oyster wall here.

Okay, take a break, guys.
We'll resume in a bit.

So what are you and jackson
Doing for valentine's day, huh?

Well, after I finish up here,
I'll go home,

And jackson,
Wonderful man that he is,

Will have made a lovely meal

And opened up a bottle of syrah
And lit a candle.

Then he and the kids and I

Will have
A nice, romantic meal together.

What about you?

Oh, I'll be here.

What?
No, you'll be with luke.

Yeah, but we'll probably
Just hang out.

We don't have a reservation
Anyplace for dinner.

I'm sure everything's booked.

Uh, hello. I'm a chef.
I know other chefs.

I can get you into places.

Maybe -- luke says
Valentine's day

Is just another one
Of those fake things,

Like mother's day,

Created by greeting-card
Companies, and it is.

Actually, it's not.

Really?

I'm printing a history
Of valentine's day

To go on the tables.

It goes back
Like 2,000 years.

Oh, well, then,
It must have been

A greeting-card company
In roman times --

You know, the one that came up
With gladiator's day.

Anyway, no plans yet.

Lorelai, excuse me, there's
A zydeco band here to see you.

A what?
A zydeco band?

Did I mishear him twice?
Then I did, too.

Come on.

Hi, I'm lorelai gilmore.
How can I help you guys?

I'm buzu.

Buzu -- that's your name?
Buzu?

Buzu barnes --
And the cajun stompers!

Sorry, I'm like a thousand miles
Behind here.

We set this up a while ago,
The audition. Buzu.

Buzu! You're that buzu.

You know
More than one buzu?

I set this up myself.
It was for the wedding.

The audition.
The audition!

Oh, the wedding.
What you want to hear?

Buzu, I don't need to hear
You play because --

Oh, miss gilmore, no,
It's like this.

When a zydeco band is at
The instrument, they must play.

But --
"Zydeco boogaloo," boys.

1, 2, 3, 4.

[ zydeco music plays ]

And they're off.

Since when are you
Into zydeco?

I just thought it might be
Festive and funny.

I was going to audition them

And a dixieland combo
And led zepagain.

Who?
A led zeppelin cover band.

Oh.
That's clever.

It just slipped my mind.

June 3rd's coming up
Pretty quick, too, hon.

I know, it is superquick.

You don't like the song?

No, buzu, I love the song.

Lips say yes, face say no.

"Early in the morning,"
Boys.

1, 2, 3, 4.

[ zydeco music plays ]

Smile, or buzu
May never go away.

I'm smiling.
[ chuckles ]

Yeah.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

[ door closes ]

Hey. Why are you up?

It's 11:04.
The whole world is up.

Keith richards isn't up.
Pete doherty isn't up.

Rory gilmore is up.

She shouldn't be.
You're making me dizzy.

I forgot my thucydides.

Don't see how you can function
Without your thucydides.

Hey, I'm trying to squoosh
Four semesters into three.

If I slow down,
I'll get whoomped.

How long you been up?

Five hours, four cups
Of coffee, two bagels.

No partridge, no pear tree?

Okay, thucydides did not
Just grow legs and walk away.

Come back to bed!
I can't.

We see each other less since
We've been living together.

I know it seems that way.
It is that way.

We'll have time.
Let's go away this weekend.

This weekend's bad.
Every weekend's bad.

This one is particularly bad.
They're all bad.

Come on.
It's valentine's day.

That's not till next week.

This weekend's valentine's
Weekend. Let's go somewhere.

I can't --
Even if I did get time away,

I promised my mom I'd try
To hang out with her,

Even if it was
Just for dinner.

I haven't seen her in ages.

But she doesn't kiss
As good as I do.
You don't know that.

She's been down lately.
I want to cheer her up.

Then invite her along.
We can have a kissing contest.

Bring my mother?

Yeah. And tell her to bring
That guy she's with.

What's his name? Luke?
Really?
You'd be up for that?

I'd have to drop
A lot of things.

That's what things are for --
To be dropped.

I'll think about it.
Promise?

Yes.
Now you have to let me go.

That's the worst offer
I've gotten all day.

Your thucydides
Is on the pool table.

Thank you!

I need every proof sheet
On my desk

By 5:00
And not a second later.

Make that very clear
To them, okay?

I know the boys in the lab
Can be jerks to women,

But don't let that stop you.

Betty friedan's dead, and we've
All got to fill the vacuum.

You got it.

Sorry, bill.

No problem.
Got all the time in the world.

Let's see. How about
"Amphetamine use on campus"?

Maybe -- it would be ironic
If my supply dried up

Based on an exposé I approved.

Are you serious?
You leave your sense
Of humor at home?

There's another
Protest over the yale
Basic-cable-package fee.

They're expecting
80 or so to gather.

Get a photo and tell them all
To go home and read a book.

And professor wallace
Wants a correction

To the interview
We printed with him.

He wants to clarify that he,
In fact,

Referred to his department's
Problems with the advisory board

As an "Us-and-them thing."

What did we print?
"S-and-m thing."

That's kind of funny.

Now, the profile on
Yale students from new orleans,

How things are back home
For them --

It'll be done this weekend.

I could get a copy to you
Sunday morning.

Great. Uh, I mean, no.
Wait till monday.

You sure?

It's valentine's day weekend.

We should all...Take it easy,
Be with loved ones.

You can make plans with
That girlfriend of yours.

She just dumped me.

Linda dumped you?
For another guy.

It destroyed me.
Absolutely destroyed me.

That's why I've lost
My sense of humor.

Nothing's funny anymore.

I had forgotten valentine's day
Was coming up.

Wow.
Oh, god, I hate my life.

Right. See?

This is why I hesitate to ask
People about their social lives.

I never do.
Good man.

I'll get on
That new orleans thing.

[ zydeco band plays ]

[ telephone rings ]

Dragonfly inn.

Rory: hi, it's me.

I'm sorry?

It's me!
Oh, hi, hon!

What's with the flaming
Accordion in the background?

It's my new friend, buzu, which
Is cajun for "Won't leave."

Explain.

It's a zydeco band I'd arranged
To audition for the wedding,

And once they're holding
Their instruments,

They can't not play -- and,
Apparently, they can't stop.

Oh, they stopped.

They haven't had food
Or water in two hours.

It makes sense
That they'd have to --

* here comes the bride
Torture me.

Maybe you can get zydeco cops
To come and stop them.

I guess this is the last nail
In the coffin of june 3rd.

The cut-off day to get
The deposit back on the
Hall just passed, too.

Might be time to face
The music, so to speak.

You know anyone in
The market for a wedding?
It's planned and paid for.

You'll have your wedding,
Eventually.
I guess.

Mom, you'll have
Your wedding.

I don't know anymore.

Luke's been so busy
With april lately.

It's good and all.
It's the right thing to do.

She's his daughter.
But I just...

I'm bummed, kid.
I know.

Hey, what have you got planned
For valentine's day weekend?

Uh, this weekend?
Nothing -- surprise, surprise.

Luke isn't really
A valentine's day kind of guy.

How would you like
An all-expense-paid trip

To martha's vineyard?

Martha's vineyard?
Really?

Logan's family has
A place up there. It's awesome.

And I just cleared my schedule
Here at the paper,

Told them, "Mama needs
Some time off."

Good for mama.
Go with us, you and luke.

Really?
You've run this past logan?

It was his idea.

I don't know if luke
Would be up for it.

We'll make him be up for it.
I think he'd like it.

It's beach, it's nature.

It'll be cold, but we can still
Walk outside. It's beautiful.

I've always wanted to see
The vineyard.

Then force him to come,

And if he's a sourpuss,
You'll still have me.

Okay, I'll talk to him.

I'll e-mail you directions.
Come anytime friday.

You've got room and all?
Me and luke plus five?
Plus five?

Well, I'm not coming without
Buzu and the boys.

The more the merrier.
Cool! Bye, hon.

Bye.

Buzu, I'm going to need
My dining room back. Buzu!

There is all manner of
Outdoor activities to do --

Canoeing, snorkeling,
Sailing --

That's mostly summer stuff.
It's the dead of winter.

Hiking and walking --
That's doable.

I guess. Is this all
Just for this weekend?
Plus these.

Isn't that
Way too much stuff?

It is the dead of winter.
Do you have enough?

Yeah, I brought enough.
Burglar lamp.

Ooh, and here, of course,

Is the big-time martha's
Vineyard thing -- whaling.

They have whaling?
Not anymore.
It's just a fun fact.

Martha's vineyard was one of the
World's largest whaling ports.

Says here people used every part
Of the whale back then,

The most important
Being spermaceti,

Used in candle production.

Couldn't think up a less gross
Substance to use for candles?

You know, it's a good thing
I don't drive a compact.

Herman melville once shipped out
Of martha's vineyard.

Here's a quote
From "Moby dick."

"Oars, oars, grip your oars,
And clutch your souls now.

My god, pull, men!"

That isn't the pulling
They had to do to get
The spermaceti, is it?

I don't think so. Let's go.
We're already late.

Coming.

"The first people on the island
Of martha's vineyard

"Were indians
Of the wampanoag tribe.

"This tribe still makes up
A large part of the town

Originally called
Gay head."

Hmm, figures --

The indians survive
Poverty, disease,

Then get stuck living in
A place called "Gay head."

I guess.

You think there's
Any connection between
Gay head and spermaceti?

I wouldn't know.
Wait, it's an island?

Yeah, apparently.
That means there's a ferry.

Oh, there is a ferry
To gay head?

That is just too easy.

Let's see what else
Is interesting

About the island we now know
As martha's vineyard.

You don't have to do this.
Do what?

I'm fine. You don't have to keep
Talking the place up.

I just want you to have fun.
I want you to relax.

I'll try, okay?
I just have my concerns.

What concerns?
What concerns?

Lorelai, where do we even stand
With this guy?

What guy?
Logan.

Their relationship
Changes daily.

One day we like him,
Next day we hate him,

Next day we like him.

Well, we have
A sort of truce.

What does that mean,
A truce?

Everything's okay. None of us
Should invade each other

Or fire guns across
Our borders or anything.

We're in a truce.

What if they break up
While we're there?
They're not going to.

Our bedroom isn't sharing a wall
With theirs, is it?

I have no idea.

You don't know the layout
Of the house?

I thought spermaceti was a pasta
Until three minutes ago.

It's weird staying
At people's houses,

Tiptoeing around,
Using their sheets,

Drinking their
Weird tap water.

We'll stick to small beer.

That's what they drank
On the whaling boats.

If it's good enough for
The spermaceti boys...

Come on, I don't want this to be
Work for you.

It's not work.
Flipping burgers is work.

This weekend's
Going to be fine.

Maybe even fun?
Yes, fun.

Oh, hey, I left april's bike
In the garage.

Oh, why?

I was going to fix the wheel,
And I forgot it was in the back.

Is it okay
I parked it there?

Oh, yeah.
It should be safe.

All right, good. Let's go.
We have a ferry to catch.

Please, don't add anything
To that.

Party pooper.

Ooh, there are a bunch of
Historical lighthouses.

We should
Definitely see them.

Huh.
I wonder if there's a connection

Between the shape
Of lighthouses, ferries,

Spermaceti, and gay head.

[ laughing ]

You made it!

We made it!

Hi, luke!

Sorry we're late.

It took longer than we thought,
The ferry and all.

Did you know martha's vineyard
Is an island?
I've been here before.

Hey, there's
Our intrepid travelers.

Hi, logan.

Welcome,
And this must be luke.

Oh, no, I dumped luke.
This is clem.

I picked him up
At a truck stop on 95.

We were at the register,
Paying for our blue plates,

And our hands reached for
The same dixie chicks cassette.

Luke danes.
Logan huntzberger --
Anything else to unload?

Uh, there's a few things,
But I've got it.

So this is
The place.

This is the den,

And the dining room,
Which seats 20, the wet bar.

Just keeps getting better.

And that's the living room,
The kitchen's up there,

And the ocean's out there,
But you can't see it.

Ahh, rip-off.

You guys hungry?
We're fine.
We ate on the road.

Cool. Just a couple
Peculiarities about the house.

It's a grandma,
So it's got its kinks.

Some of the hardwood floors have
Buckled, so watch your step.

The french doors are warped
From the winter,

So you have to give them
A yank when you open them.

And that noise you may hear
In the morning...
That would be stan.

Gardener?
Raccoon.

He's been living on the property
Longer than my family has.

The showers --
There are three of them.

Run any two at the same time,
And they turn to ice,

So give everybody heads-up
Before you take a dive.

Oh, good to know.

We'll have stuff here
To eat,

Or you can go up the street
To joe's café for breakfast.

They open at 8:00.
7:00, actually.

Right, 7:00. We never go
Before 8:00. But that's all.

Want to see your room?

Here we are -- we call it
The king and queen's suite.

Neat. Why?

Because you're
Our honored guests,

And I just named it that
A second ago.

We'll take it.

The controller for the heater
Is by the nightstand.

All of the windows open, except
For the second one on the left,

So don't try to open it
Because you'll hurt your back.

And don't forget
About the showers.

I guess we'll see
You guys later.

I'd like to tip you,
But I've only got a $20.

Just add it
To the bill, ma'am.

Will do.
Thanks.

Good to have you here.

So, nice digs, huh?

Kind of dark to see.

Well, I saw
The weather forecast.

They're predicting light
In the morning.

So, how does this work?
How does what work?

Are we supposed to stay
In this room tonight?

What's wrong with the room?

Nothing, it's just
That it's only 9:30.

It's that early?

What do you think they're
Going to do out there?

You think they're going
To do something?

She's your daughter and your
Daughter's snotty boyfriend.

Snotty?
I thought he was very nice.

You call that nice?
How he embarrassed rory?

How did he embarrass her?

Correcting her like that with
The "It's open at 7:00" thing?

She was humiliated.
She wasn't humiliated.

Well, we just need them
To hold on for three days.

Hold on how?
Hold on and not break up.

They're not going to break up
In the next three days.

Are we
In the room for the night

Or you want to venture out?
I don't know.

I'll go see what's what,
Get the lay of the land here.

Okay.

Psst!

Hey, you.

Are we supposed to stay
In our rooms?

What? No. Why?

Just checking.

You can stay in there
Or come out here.

Okay, cool.

Then why are you whispering?

I don't know.
We're in somebody else's house.

I know, it's a little weird,
Being a foursome.

A little. We'll adjust.

Yeah, we'll adjust.
So, in or out?

I think we'll stay in.
Okay.

All right.
Good night.

Night.

We've got ourselves
A beautiful day.

The ocean is so blue.

I love the beach
In the winter.

The summer's too hot,
Too congested, you know?

Yep, congested.

What are you doing?
Nothing.

Are you eating?

Just a powerbar.
You want one?

No. Luke,
Why are you eating?

Well, I wasn't sure
What the deal was.

I didn't know whether
They served food or not.

What else
Do you have in here?
Just stuff.

First-aid kit?
In case we got hurt.

Baggie full
Of batteries for...

The flashlight --
Illuminates up to 50 yards.

Bug spray, radio, granola
Bars...Freeze-dried spaghetti?

Just add hot water,
Eat it out of the bag.

Am I going to find hot water
In there?

You got to heat it up
On the stove.

Oh...My god.

It's a bowie knife to cut fish,
Cut tree limbs...

Amputate a leg?

Not a leg.
It could do a foot.

Luke, this is
Your backcountry bag.

Why did you bring
Your backcountry bag?

I didn't know
What this weekend was.

You didn't know we wouldn't
Be performing surgery?
I wanted to be prepared.

I thought this bag
Was full of clothes.
My other bag's
Full of clothes.

You're going to freeze.
It's plenty for me.
I'm warm-blooded --

I know you're warm-blooded.
Check it and see.

Let's see what else they have
To eat out there, okay?

The freeze-dried spaghetti's
Not going to do it for me.

I didn't mean to bring
The spaghetti.

Come on.
And leave the knife.

Okay.

Morning.

Good morning.

Hi, we've got coffee
And pastries over there.

The best pastries
On the island.

Yeah, you got to get them early
Or they run out.

Even the prune is good.

She will not like the prune.
She'll like this prune.

They look great.
Where's luke?

He is waiting
For my signal.

Your signal?
To come out.
He wants a signal it's okay.

Got a flare gun
In the garage.

Luke, it's okay!
Come out.

Morning.

Luke, you know,
You don't have to hide.

I wasn't hiding.
Did you say I was hiding?

I did not say that.

Help yourself to whatever.

You've got to read faster.

I read at my own pace,
Regardless of peer pressure.

But my article is
Continued in the section
You've been reading

Since before john
Wrote his gospel.

I keep telling her we need
To buy two papers.

We don't need two papers.

We need it for the relationship.
There's your proof.

We got eggs and stuff,
Too, luke.

You still hungry?
Still? You guys eat?

No, we just ate
A big dinner last night.

Hey, why don't we take
A little walk first, huh?

The beach is deserted.

We'll have the whole thing
To ourselves.

Logan:
You might want a coat.

I'm fine.
We won't be long.

Drat.

You snooze, you lose.

Smell that air --
Sea-y.

Yeah, there's sewage
Somewhere, too.

I'm loving this.

It's been forever
Since I've been to the beach.

Can you imagine living here?

Wonder what real-estate prices
Are like.

Probably pretty high.

Bet you the average joe can't
Afford it, that's for sure.

If you work here,
You can't live here,

So you have to commute hours
Every day.

Pretty place
To work, though.

Waves keep you up last night?

No, I knew
You were awake, though.

Sorry,
It's just it's so loud.

And just when I got back
To sleep, dan shows up.

Who?
The raccoon.

Stan.

He decided to play a sousa march
With the trash-can lids.

That's what
A bowie knife's for.

Rory: hi!

Nice out here, huh?

Beautiful.

You look like
You're freezing.
I'm fine.

I forgot
To give you these.

Oh, we finally earned
Your trust, huh?

We decided we'd risk it.
We'll be back in a couple hours.

Where are you going?
The gym.

I'm sorry. The ocean's
Awfully loud down here.

Where did you say
You were going?
The gym.

Sorry, the ocean
Is so loud --

Stop it. We like to hit the gym
When we're here.

I cannot picture this.

Stop mocking,
Because it's a good thing.

I want to go just to see you
At a gym. You want to go?

Sure, I'll go.

Let's go.
Great, let's all go
To the gym.

That will never stop
Being funny.

Hit me again, there,
Friend.

I needed that, especially
After that jog we took.

From the dressing room?

Yeah, it was
At least 20 yards.

Plus the three steps we walked
Up to get in the building.

That was some gnarly cardio.

What is it about cucumber water
That makes it

So much more refreshing
Than noncucumber water?

I think it's the cucumbers.

So, shall we
Resume our workout?

Let's do it.

You know,
This is a nice facility.

I know, I like that
You can get day passes.

You don't have to pay
For a whole --
Ahh!

That was loud.

I think a little warning
Was in order.

No one remembers
Gym etiquette.

Hey, any idea what part
Of the body this exercises?

I don't know.
Do you lift it or pull it?

Or push it or climb it?

So, the walk from
The cucumber water to here,

That was, what,
Another 20 calories?

Let's call it 40.
Hey, is luke okay?

He seems a little distracted.

Oh, yeah, he's fine.

He's just not much
Of a traveler,

So it's all
Kind of foreign to him.

I want him
To have a good time.
He will.

Yeah?
Okay if I work in?

Work in what?
Oh, you want to work in.

Yeah, I guess I'm done.

Boy, I'm going to be sore
In the morning.

Yeah, good reps there,
Mom.

Oh, you push
With your arms.

I was going to say that.
More cucumber water?

I'm always up
For more cucumber water.

[ thuds ]

God, I'll never get used
To that.

It's probably your shoes.

Shoes are fine.

They're a size too small
And they're low-tops.

I bought what they had.
The shoes are fine.

It's a drag you didn't bring
Your own gear.

Let's get going here,
All right?

I'm playing all out,
So you play all out.

You're overestimating
My skills. It's what, 5-1?

6, you got 6 -- 6-1.

Right, 6-1.

Sorry.

Don't apologize.

That was a foul, too.
I charged.

You barely touched me.
I traveled.

No, you didn't foul me,
And you didn't travel.

Okay.

Did you try
Loosening the laces?

Just check the ball.

6-1?
7, actually.

Right, right. 7.
Sorry.

Don't apologize.

Hey, guys.

What's going on?

Oh, wow.
I was, like, in a zen trance.

I was
Totally somewhere else.

Me too. I was in greece.
Where were you?

Bergdorf goodman.

When you reach a zen
Trance, you go to
Bergdorf goodman?

To each his own.
Thanks, ron, jerry.

Yeah, thanks, guys.

I didn't know the gym
Had masseurs.

No, ron and jerry work
For the laundry service,

But they missed
Their calling.

You got laundry guys
To give you a massage?

Never underestimate
The persuasive powers
Of lorelai gilmore.

So, you guys have fun throwing
The old hoop around?

Or something
To that effect.

You look like a billboard
For the martha's vineyard
Chamber of commerce.

It's all they had.

So, who won the game?

These shoes stink.

So you beat the shoes.

Nobody won.
We just had fun.

Do you girls need
To clean up at all?

From...?

Right, well, I guess
We'll see you out here.

We'll be about 10 minutes.

Okay, see you in 10.

So what do we do?

Ron, jerry,
You got 10 minutes?

[ giggling ]

I love working out.

Luke: so what is this?
Like, a fancy meal?

I don't think it's fancy.
It's just a meal.

But is it lunch or dinner?
I mean, it's at a weird time.

I think they just want us to eat
In the daylight, you know,

So we could enjoy the view.

It's getting
Kind of foggy out.

It's still nice.

I had no idea
It would be this cold.

I told you
Like a million times.

But not this cold,
And it doesn't help

That the heat in this place
Doesn't work very well.

Your full line of vineyard
Swag should keep you toasty.

This stuff is cheap as hell.

The sweatpants I bought
In the gym ripped already.

Logan...
Logan? What about him?

He's the reason they ripped, the
Way he was playing out there.

How was he playing?
I don't know. Annoying.

What was he doing, specifically,
To annoy you?

What wasn't he doing?

He was mocking me, traveling,

Fouling me without calling it,
Cheating on the score.

And that spontaneously caused
Your pants to rip?

You know what I mean.

He seemed nice when you guys
Came back from the court.

He said you were
Just playing for fun.

It wasn't fun, believe me.

Maybe you shouldn't have come
With us to the gym.

Nobody forced you to go.
I know.

It's valentine's weekend,
You know?

How about we stop talking about
The gym and the stupid game?

Sure, okay, fine.

Look, they're probably
Waiting for us.

I'll just see you out there.

You got it.

I'm sorry, but this picture
Just does not compute.

Stop.

You're wielding a knife. That's
Verboten in gilmore world.

You forget that I'm a rebel.

And you're wearing an apron.

It's so my clothes
Don't get wrecked.

You've not worn an apron since
You saw "The sound of music"

And you put one on so you'd look
Like sister maria,

And you made a big crucifix
Out of popsicle sticks.

Wow.
What?

You went to that drawer
And got that thingamabob

Like that's what you intended
All along.

You know where things are.

I've cooked here before.

I may need
To be resuscitated.

Do you want to help
Or keep on the riff?
Help.

Logan is taking care
Of the lobsters for us outside,

And I am making a salad,
Mashed potatoes, and bruschetta.

Hmm. What's this?

It's a garlic press.

This would do a foot.
Step away from the knife.

What's this?
That's a lemon zester.

Let me zest a lemon.
No.

I get to do something.

Well, you can't
Just grab things.

Hi, luke.
Hey.

Wash your hands,
And I will give you a task.

Food looks good.

Rory's going to let me
Chop something.

Is that wise?

I did not say chop.
I'm ready.

Okay.
Chop the celery.

Yay!
Oh, that's a dinner knife.

Well, be very careful,
Please.

I am mario batali
And ina garten's love child.

Logan's outside dealing
With the lobsters,

If you want to join him --
He was very nice, by the way.

He kept them well-hidden
From me when they were,
Let's say, not dead.

Not dead? I don't like
Behind-the-scenes food stuff.

I'll see what's going on
Out there.

What did you mean,
"It would do a foot"?

Logan: hey, they kick you out
Of the house?

Kind of.

You like lobster?
I never had lobster.

I think you'll like it
If I don't screw it up.

Making lobster is a time-honored
Huntzberger family tradition.

It's in our blood.

Fyi, I'm probably going to do
The present thing at dinner.

The present thing.
Just to give you a heads-up.

Don't want
To complicate your life.

You got rory a present.

For valentine's day.
You forget?

No. I just didn't
Get her anything.

I mean, valentine's day isn't
Technically till tuesday.

I have a couple
Of extra days.

Right.

Is there
Anything open nearby?

Only if you want a windbreaker
Or some boating equipment.

Oh.

Look, I went a little nuts
And got two things for rory.

Let me give you one
To give to lorelai.

No, no, no, no.

I got a necklace and
A tennis bracelet.
She doesn't need both.

Take one, whichever one.
I can't do that.

It's valentine's day. You've got
To give your girl a gift.

Well...Maybe I will take one.

Which one?
How about the necklace?

Mainly because I have no idea
What a tennis bracelet is.

Let me finish up
Getting these things on.

I'll show it to you.
I left them in the car.

You really
Don't have to do this.

I'm happy to.
We men got to stick together.

Okay.

Lorelai: this is fun.

You have got
To stop doing that.

I love the squishy feeling.

You're going
To overmash them.

Is there such a thing
As overmashing potatoes?

Yes,
It's called potato soup.

You know, you can
Put on the apron

And shout out things
Like "Dice the carrots,"

But implying that you
Can overmash potatoes

Proves you're a phony.

You're the one who thought
The potato masher

Was a waffle shaper
Before I corrected you.

Ow, I think I'm giving myself
Mashed-potato elbow.

Would you like
More chef's juice?
More wine would be great.

Have I told you what
We're thinking for the
End of the school year?

What who was thinking?
Logan and I.

Get this -- asia.

Asia, wow.

Well, some of asia --
China, thailand, vietnam.

We're thinking six weeks.

Sounds exciting, hon.

We haven't finalized
Anything yet,

But I bought the books,
I'm doing the research.

It's official. You've become too
Fabulous to hang out with me.

How's it going in here?

I hope you like
Remashed potatoes.
You can eat them
With a straw.

Where are you two headed?
I need the other tongs.

They're in the garage and luke
Was going to help me find them.

We'll be right back.

The clawed things out there,
They went peacefully.

Thank you.

It's weird, you know?

What's weird?

I don't know,
It just hit me.

These could be the ones.

The ones?

The ones, you know?

Yeah. Yeah.

Luke, weren't you
A lobster neophyte?

Looks like you liked it.

It's good. I can't believe
I've never had it before.

You cooked them perfect.

Thanks very much.
You're too kind.

Not that I'm hunting
For my own compliment,

But that celery
I cut, huh?

Let's hear it
For the celery chopper.

Oh, this is so spontaneous
And unexpected.

Not quite loud enough.
Thank you, thank you.

So, should we clear?

It's so pretty out here,
Sun will be down soon,

So before it gets dark,
Happy valentine's day.

You humanely killed lobsters
And you got me a present?

I'm a multitasker.

It's a bracelet.

It's a tennis bracelet.
You know
What a tennis bracelet is?

Well,
My sister makes jewelry,

So I've picked up some terms.

Wow, I love it.
Happy valentine's day.

Back at you, ace.

Well,
I guess it's my turn.

Happy valentine's day.

Really?

Really.

[ gasps ] Oh, my god.
Luke, it's beautiful.

Good, good.
It's going to look great on you.

Look at this.

It's you.
And it goes well with mine.

Oh, yeah,
They're almost matching.

Luke and I
Actually sneaked out

When you two were playing
Around in the kitchen.

We found those
In the same place.
Yep. Same shop.

I can't believe you got me
A valentine's day gift.

Is it getting kind of cold?
Yeah, let's go in.

Let's build
A fire and get warm.

Excellent.

You like it?

I love it.

Good.

Luke: I really cannot believe
I've never had lobster before.

It's my favorite thing
Out of the sea now.

Kicks tuna's ass,
Kicks salmon's ass.

Yeah, it's good stuff.

Logan did a good job
With it, too.

We've got to find a good lobster
Place near stars hollow.

Probably have to go
To litchfield.

I'm not even going to attempt
The lobster-house pancake world.

Do you know
A good lobster place?

What's wrong?
I thought you liked it.

Oh, no, I do.
It's beautiful.

So what is it?
I don't know.

Lately, I've been feeling

Like it's just
Not going to happen.

That what's
Not going to happen?
Our wedding.

No, lorelai, that's crazy.
Of course it's going to happen.

But do you
Really want it to?

Yes. We're engaged.
That hasn't changed.

The wedding's just been
Postponed. That's all.

It's not feeling
Like it's postponed.

What happened?

I thought this would make
You happy. It's making you sad.

No, it's not,
It's just...

I had to cancel
A lot of stuff this week,

A lot of june 3rd stuff.

June 3rd? But --

Well, I was holding out hope
That maybe,

If things calmed down
With you a little bit,

It would still happen.

It was just stupid.
No.

I lost all our deposits.

That doesn't matter. We'll just
Put down new deposits.

Really?
We're getting married.

I really want
To believe that.

Look, I know
I've been preoccupied.

I don't like that about myself.
It's just who I am.

I get in my own head,

And I forget about
The people around me.

I know, that's why I thought
This trip would be good for you,

Get you thinking
About something else,

But it's been cold here
And logan's been bugging you

And the raccoon is noisy and
The waves were keeping you up.

The trip was a dumb idea.

Lorelai, no.
It was a good idea.

Hey...

What?

You know I love you,
Right?

I really need to hear that
Once in a while.

I love you,
And I'm going to marry you,

And at our wedding,
We are having lobster.

Okay.

I really love
This necklace.

Morning.

Good morning.

How'd you sleep?

I slept great --
Better than I have in months.

How about you?

Wonderfully, actually.

It's so quiet out there.
Just the waves.

They didn't keep you up?
No, I slept like a rock.

I wonder if rory and logan
Hit the gym again.

I'm going to go check.

I wouldn't put it past them.

Or maybe
They went hang gliding,

Went to climb a mountain,

Pearl diving,
Or skeet shooting.

[ gasps ] Wow!
What?

Breakfast santa's been here.

Breakfast santa?

Wow.

The kids must have
Left it for us.

Well, I don't think there's
Really a breakfast santa.

So, how do we do this?

Legs.

Service here
Is so excellent.

That must have been
Harvey's beach.

Last time I was at the beach,
I was like 18.

I was there --
When I was a kid,

I used to go with my friend
Trish and her family.

It had that snack stand
Where the cute boy worked.

Remember?
He looked like emilio estevez.

Well, I remember
The snack stand, not emilio.

We used to do cartwheels
To get his attention.

I remember
My sister picking up

Someone's cigarette butt behind
That stand and smoking it.

We could have been there at the
Same time on the same day.

Isn't that weird?
Nah, we never were.

How do you know?

You would have distracted me
From the snack-stand guy.

And no guy ever did.

What about eloping?

What?

Eloping --
We can do that, right?

Instead of planning
This whole big thing?

I don't know. Maybe.
I guess we could.

But rory has to come. Is it
Still eloping if rory comes?

Sure, why not?
Let's start planning it.

You don't plan an elopement.
You just do it.

Oh, right.
That makes sense.

We could even do it here
When the weather's better.

We could rent a place for
A couple weeks in the summer.

That sounds nice.

[ door slams ]
Whoa, loud.

Must be rory and logan.
In some kind of hurry.

You guys, we're up here!

In the interest of full
Disclosure, we're fairly casual.

Who are you?

Who are you?
Mitchum huntzberger.
Who are you?

Um, I'm lorelai.
I'm rory's mother.

I'm looking for my son.
[ door closes ]

Logan: dad!

Where the hell
Have you been?

What are you doing here?

You turn off your cell,
Your pager.

I told you
Never turn off your pager.

I got your pages.
So you're ignoring them?

We're going to have it
Out in public?

We're not in public, logan.
We're in my house.

Yeah, we're going
To have it out here.

You didn't need me
This weekend.

You don't get to decide whether
You're needed or not.

Do you hear me?
They heard you in nantucket.

You were not to be here.

You were supposed to be on
A red-eye to london last night.

I was in a room
Full of colleagues!
I've met all of them!

Some of them actually come
From other bureaus to meet you,

And you blow it off to be
With your little girlfriend!

You embarrassed me!
You want to talk to me
About embarrassment?

You listen to me. You're getting
On a plane to london.

You're getting on a plane
To london today.
Dad!

And you're going to explain
To my colleagues

Why you wasted their saturday
And robbed them of their sunday.

You better start
Acclimating yourself

Because you're in london
For at least a year

Starting the day after you
Graduate, as we discussed.

You discussed it.

You're doing this, logan,

And I'm driving you to
The airport myself right now.

Get packed.
You've got 10 minutes.

I have guests.

Your guests can stay.
You're leaving!

Excuse me.

I guess we can just pick
Something up on the way.

Yeah.

Hey. Still here?

Yeah, just waiting for rory
To get her things.

You need any help there?

No, thanks, luke.

No problem. I just have to get
That last bag.

I'm really, really sorry
About this.

Oh, hey, it's okay.

It was fun while it lasted.

No one understands letting
Family down better than I do.

Hi.

Hi.

Walk you out?

Intimidating.

So, a full year
In london.

Yeah.

So, when do you move,
Exactly?

The asia thing...

I guess that's
On the back burner?

[ sighs ]

Do you have to leave
The very day after you graduate

Or is there a cushion or --

Stop. It's not happening.

Okay?
Not yet. It's february.

We don't have to think
About this right now.

Right now, it doesn't
Even exist, okay?

I'm not going to think about it.
Let's not think about it.

Take the porsche home
And keep planning asia.

I've got
All my books with me.

Good.

So that's mitchum, huh?

It's just like
I imagined him.

Hey, caesar.

Luke, you're back early.
How was it?

Great.

Ended dramatically,
But, yeah.

Well, welcome back.

There was something I was
Supposed to tell you.

Was it important?
Must not have been.

Well, I'll take care
Of out here.

Why don't you
Close out the back?

Sure. Coffee's fresh.
Maybe that was it.

Was that it?
No.

Well, I'd love some coffee.
Coming up.

Okay. What am I going to do
With all that stuff?

Keep it. It looked good on you,
Especially the sweatpants.

You got nice mass ass.

A what?
Massachusetts ass.

Well, maybe I'll
Keep those then.

I remember.
Your daughter -- I'm an idiot.

That's what I had to tell
You -- april kept calling

To confirm the time
She's coming over tomorrow.

3:00 --
She kept calling to remind me

Like I wouldn't remember to tell
You, which I almost didn't.

She's pretty smart.

Yeah, thanks, caesar.

Uh...

So, 3:00 tomorrow.

I guess her mother will
Pick her up around 7:00, so...

Great. So, I'll pop up
Sometime after that.

Okay.

Oh, and her bike --
It's at my place.

Right.
Right, I guess I'll...

Pick it up tomorrow
Before 3:00.

Sure, anytime. You know, um,
I'm just kind of tired.

I don't need to
Wire myself up again.

I think I'm just
Going to go home.

Oh, okay. I'll just tell caesar
I'm taking you.

No, that's okay. That's okay.
I think I'm going to walk.

You sure?
Yeah, yeah, stay here.

I'll get my bags tomorrow

Or you can bring them when
You come get april's bike.

Sure, whatever you want.
It's cold out there, you know?

I know.
Cold can be nice sometimes.

See you tomorrow.

Okay.

Lorelai,
It's your aunt alice.

Jim and I saw the beautiful
Picture of you in the paper

Announcing your engagement.

How wonderful,
And what a wonderful picture.

I told emily
That you looked so young.

We marked our calendar
For june 3rd,

And we look forward to it.

And we're
Really looking forward

To meeting this man of yours,
As well.

Say hello to rory for us,
And we'll see you soon. Bye.

[ beeps ]

[ gasps ]

Woman: I told carol I would pass
Her congratulations

On to you
For the announcement.

So that's it.
Picture's beautiful. Goodbye.

Hello, lorelai,
It's your uncle james.

Emily called to tell us
To save the date -- june 3rd.

We saw the picture of you
In the paper. It's very nice.