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(phone ringing)
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MAN #1:
This is great. Really great.
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- WOMAN: Yeah, Mm-hm.
- MAN #1: Yeah.
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And we've got
a Black person here.
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Mm-hm, and a BIPOC one.
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Which kind?
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Which kind of what?
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Forgive me. Sorry.
I didn't mean to suggest--
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Oh, no, no, no. No worries.
I mean, which kind of BIPOC?
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'Cause I'm pretty sure
the letters mean
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- different things.
- Ah, yes.
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It is a bisexual
person of colour. So, "bi-POC".
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Glad we cleared that up.
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So, we have some
ethnicness here,
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and some wheelchair action here.
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Oh, you know what?
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I have a cousin who's
in a wheelchair actually.
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So brave.
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- Mm.
- So brave.
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Yeah.
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But I think we need something
else for this rebrand.
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Something that just screams,
"Yes, we are definitely not
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an all white,
cis college anymore."
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- Yes, thank you.
- Mm-hm.
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White cis.
That means anti-Semitism?
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- You don't know what that is?
- Oh, going to jump in here.
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No, it's white, cis.
Like cisgendered.
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Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh.
Forgive me. I'm sorry.
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I really hope I was
not mansplaining to you.
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No, you have to get
the explanation right
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to call it mansplaining.
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Yeah, well, disagree.
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Hey, guys.
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What about him?
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- Oh, yeah.
- I love this.
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- That's cool.
- That is a cool hat.
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Uh, although,
don't we already have another--
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No, no. It's different, I think.
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Mm, let's just not get them
in the same shots, huh?
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We don't want to
send the wrong message.
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(All laughing)
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- Well, that is not okay.
- Yeah, I was just laughing
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- 'cause you're laugh is--
- Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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Making me laugh.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have to go
to HR and talk about that.
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Probably shouldn't
have said that.
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I have a great track
record of being a good guy.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Well, guys,
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- I love it.
- Great.
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I think we've got
our gang for our shoot.
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- Amazing!
- Super.
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- Yeah.
- Okay, so what are we
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thinking with the parents?
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♪
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So what do you guys think?
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Pretty cool, right?
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Why are your teeth so white?
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Jasmeet:
Teeth are supposed to be white.
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Neal: Yeah,
but these are, like, white.
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Not as white as their students.
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You know Churchill's
been on some elitist
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whites-only bullshit, right?
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Neal: Dude, it looks like
your mouth was gentrified.
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Like your real teeth
are in a worse mouth now.
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Did you guys not see the slogan?
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It's not, "It's less
colourful every day."
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It's more.
I'm the colour. I'm the change.
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Yeah, because they got called
out on their racist-ass bullshit
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and they don't want
to lose more money.
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Yo, they're using you.
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Whatever, I'll just
use them right back.
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Like, it's reverse exploitation.
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Your mouth looks like
a lineup of every US president
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'til Obama.
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Dude, look,
they're not that white
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and you keep
calling me a sellout,
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but I go out and get a whole
citywide campaign on my own
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without an agent.
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No, you're right.
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Look, that's awesome.
Let's celebrate.
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I don't know, I feel like
I need to book more gigs
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before I celebrate.
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Bro, what? You need to
celebrate every win
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to get as much
attention as possible.
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Have you seen
Mukbang Mikhail's stories?
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Mukbang McWhat?
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Mukbang Mikhail.
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- Mukbang McCool?
- Mike Hill McBang?
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- You guys are way off.
- What are you saying?
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- I don't even--
- Mukbang Mikhail.
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What is it?
What is a mukbang macaque?
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It's a-- What? Do you guys know
anything about influencers?
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- Michael.
- Dude, he's always, like,
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popping bottles and then
he gets reposted by big pages,
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then he reposts the repost.
Dude, it's like this huge
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repost orgy
and everyone's getting laid.
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You know, I'm actually
with Neal on this.
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Look, this is how you capitalize
on them capitalizing on you.
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We hit the club,
we use your exploitation clout
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to get more clout
to get more followers,
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Okay, I don't hate anything
you guys are saying right now,
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but where would we even go?
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Someplace bougie with, like,
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bathroom doors
that actually lock.
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Okay.
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I think I know
who can hook it up.
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(Ringtone playing)
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Yo, my guy.
Just talking about you.
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{\an8}(Supinder speaking Punjabi)
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Dude, is that my mom?
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Are you at my house?
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Yeah, bro.
Saw your ad on a bus stop.
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So, I jumped it to
show your parents.
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- How do you even know them?
- Me and your dad go way back.
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He gets his tires
changed at my truck yard.
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Jasmeet, are you back in school?
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No, it's an ad campaign.
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I got an honorarium.
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He's on honour roll?
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No. What? You know what?
Yeah, I got paid.
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Sunny, can you just
reach out here real quick?
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Say less,
we need to go to Plush.
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Ew. The place is disgusting.
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You're chopped.
Plush is fucking lit.
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You know how many connects
I got bouncing there?
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Okay. I mean, like,
you think you can get us in?
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Guest list maybe?
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Yeah. Basically, 100%.
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Okay, so we're good?
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You know who I am. It's done.
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Like, I got to make
a phone call, 100%.
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{\an8}Okay? So is it 100%
or do you got to make a call?
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{\an8}No, don't worry about that.
Like, I don't want to show up
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{\an8}and it's like we're not even--
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I'll confirm with you tonight.
It's done.
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♪ I'm a boss, yeah,
you know I get it ♪
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I feel so weird
in these clothes.
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Yeah, 'cause you don't look like
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a washed-up
child actor for once.
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Look how long this line is.
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We're never going to
get in at this point.
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(groaning)
Can't we just cut?
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I don't know, man.
Sunny still hasn't hit me up
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about the guests list here.
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Ooh, let's play a game.
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Would you rather
wait in this line
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or have all
your exes in the room
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to watch
your adult circumcision?
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Ooh. That's a tough one
because you know how I feel
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about circumcision.
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- Yeah, you don't like it.
- No, it's mutilation.
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Yeah. I was mutilated.
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Yeah, and I feel bad for you.
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I do too, but it looks so good.
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- Oh, my God, shut up.
- Like a soldier.
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Look who just DM'd me.
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Raysha? Who's Raysha?
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This corny Uncle Tom
designer who washes down
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South Asian looks
for the masses.
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She wants to collab.
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She's got a lot of followers.
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You should do
something with her.
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I'd rather rim myself then sell
my soul to someone this basic.
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That actually
doesn't sound that bad.
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Ooh, I wish I could rim myself.
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That does.
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I'm not stooping to lower level
for some extra attention.
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Isn't that what you
told him to do earlier?
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Capitalise on the capitalisers?
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Oh my God,
I'm freezing my nipples off.
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There's no clout
in line-waiting. Let's go.
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Back of the line.
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Nah, it's cool. I know, Sunny.
We're on the list.
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Don't know no Sunny.
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Hey, get that camera
out my face.
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No, it's cool.
It's for the clout.
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Oh, really?
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Back in the line.
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Bro, can you at least
check the list?
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I could, but you still
won't get in without girls.
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- Yo.
- Oh, shit.
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Thought you were a dude.
You dress like one.
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(door opening)
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Oh shit. What up?
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Bouncer: My man.
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What's up, D?
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- You know these guys?
- Yeah, man, they're good.
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They're good, reach.
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Don't look at me, Build-A-Bear.
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♪
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I told you this place is lit.
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Okay, I gotta go
back to work, eh?
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I'll catch up
with you guys later.
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Just keep it moving.
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Let's go get a drink.
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(music blaring, people cheering)
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Hey, is that for me?
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(people shouting)
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Hi, hello. Can we get a--
Sorry, can we get-- Excuse me!
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Hello?
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Dude, I'm totally
getting profiled.
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Where's Neal?
I need some of his whiteness.
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What are we drinking?
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- Shots?
- Shots?
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Yo, this place is
really rubbing off on you.
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You know what?
I think I got this.
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How many shots?
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- Two?
- Two?
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You're trying to look
big time with two shots?
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Well, there's two of us.
I'm just, like, doing the math.
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Orgasm blush?
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Your lipstick is
called orgasm blush, right?
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Looks amazing on you.
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Thanks. I really love
your outfit, by the way.
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What can I get you guys?
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10 kamikaze shots.
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10 shots?
Who's going to pay for that?
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First three are on me.
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Can we cancel the other seven?
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Alright, might as
well film this.
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Yeah, getting shots. I'm at
the club with my girl, Chip--
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(grunting)
Thanks, babe. Boys! Shots!
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Alright,
I'll just edit that out.
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♪
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Are your fingers in our shots?
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It's the only way
I can hold them.
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Ew, that's disgusting.
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No, no. The alcohol
actually acts as a sanitizer.
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- You're an idiot.
- Sorry.
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Oh, shit. Over here.
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Sorry, we booked this.
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Oh, my god. Alright, this one.
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Okay.
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This table's booked!
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Dude, you gotta be kidding me.
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Hey, have you guys
seen sign guy?
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The universe is trying
to tell me something.
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Have you been doing
drugs without us again?
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Look, there he is.
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So the universe is
telling you happy birthday
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four months too late?
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No, that's my White Rabbit.
I'm supposed to follow it.
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The Matrix is real.
I'm Neo, dude. I knew it.
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- I'm fucking Neo.
- No, you're Neal.
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And that sign is
for Neil with an I.
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You're Neal with an A, dude,
which never made any sense.
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You're a double E Neel. Harneel.
248
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,756
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Keep it moving.
249
00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,926
Oh, shit. What are y'all
doing standing here?
250
00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,160
This walkway's booked.
251
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,595
Even the walkway?
252
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:23,829
Yeah, man. I gotta
have club real estate.
253
00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:24,830
You know this.
254
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,265
Dude, aren't you working?
255
00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:28,501
Why do these shots
taste like aloo gobi?
256
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,603
- Hey, you having fun, bro?
- Please don't hit me.
257
00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,972
We're not here to have fun.
We're here to raise his clout.
258
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:36,676
Yeah, and we're failing.
Oh, fuck!
259
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,377
Especially since we have
nowhere to stand, dude.
260
00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:43,049
Say less. Come with me.
261
00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,784
The club is like a primal place.
262
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:48,054
The DJ is like the drums,
the drinks are the elixirs.
263
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,122
Each booth is a tribe.
264
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:53,225
Once you understand that,
you're ready.
265
00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,961
Ready for what?
266
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,829
The VIP section.
267
00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,633
Oh, shit. See?
268
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,868
This is what
I'm talking about, man. Yes!
269
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,136
I told you I got you.
270
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,639
Bro, thank you. Oh, my God.
271
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,376
Chippy: Oh, good. Here come
the mascots of the patriarchy.
272
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:13,212
Sunny: Yea, yea!
273
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,580
We about to get fucked up!
274
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,482
Whoa, they allow
sparklers in here.
275
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:17,717
I wish I brought mine.
276
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:27,760
♪
277
00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,602
Bro, how long does
this go on for?
278
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,104
I don't know, man.
I never timed it.
279
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,739
I feel bad though.
280
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,173
Can't we just, like, tell them
to put the bottles down?
281
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:43,542
They look like big bottles, bro.
282
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,177
Neal:
I feel bad recording them.
283
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,412
Yeah, look at her.
She's exhausted.
284
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:47,913
She's literally
about to pass out.
285
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,416
Nah, bro.
She can flip tires on my yard.
286
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:54,053
♪
287
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:55,588
I have to follow that sign.
288
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,856
I have to
follow that sign.
289
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,090
- No.
- I'm Neal.
290
00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,059
- Bro, we just got here.
- I'm Neal!
291
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,961
- Chippy: Jas, let him go.
- Don't worry, yo, take a seat.
292
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,699
So, who's paying for all this?
293
00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,768
- Aren't you?
- What?
294
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,237
Relax, this bottle's only,
like, four bills.
295
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:15,741
$400?! Bro, is this bottle,
like, $40 at the LCBO?
296
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:19,445
DJ: Yo, yo, yo!
Quick shout out to my boy Sunny,
297
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:23,082
and his boy "Jasmit..." Mitt?
298
00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:24,717
I can't read that shit.
299
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:28,421
Jasmine. Round of shots
for the club on Jasmine!
300
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:31,323
(All cheering)
301
00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,958
Dude, what the shit, man?
302
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,761
Don't you get like
a dollar a view or some shit?
303
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,464
Oh my God.
Again, that's not how it works.
304
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,400
Thanks. So, do you
actually like doing this?
305
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,968
Doing what?
306
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,738
Dancing around like a prop
while dudes ogle you.
307
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,640
I mean, I'm really not
trying to slut-shame you.
308
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,342
Be a ho. By all means, be a ho.
309
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,979
I got you, but it
does make great tips
310
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:57,483
and sometimes
a hot girl ogles you.
311
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,854
But don't you feel
like a sellout?
312
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,290
By raising my value?
313
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,026
Last week, I served a Sephora
exact who wants to put me
314
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,594
in an ad for his makeup line.
315
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,429
Your makeup does look good.
316
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,697
Mm-hm.
317
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,804
And once that pops up,
I'll ditch this place,
318
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,640
but for now, I'm just
trying to collect my bag
319
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,975
and have fun while I do it.
320
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,281
You have Insta?
321
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:31,150
You trying to slide into my DMs?
322
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,018
Absolutely.
323
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:39,959
Slide in soon.
324
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:53,739
Jasmeet:
But that's what I'm saying.
325
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,241
It's not like each
view's a dollar.
326
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,076
There's ads and people clicking.
327
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,811
- You get a percentage of--
- Oh, shit.
328
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,714
Look at that booth
with all those bitches.
329
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,415
Choclair, baby!
330
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,217
Oh, my God. He's a legend.
331
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:06,485
Yo, we gotta get
a picture with him.
332
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,053
Say less. It's done, bro.
333
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,321
For real?
334
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:10,322
Yeah!
335
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,390
Alright.
336
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:21,433
♪
337
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:33,679
Hey! Hey, it's you!
338
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,049
It's me. It's Neal. I'm here.
339
00:13:37,049 --> 00:13:40,119
Neal who!? Oh, did we fuck?
340
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,589
No! I've been looking
for you all night.
341
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,025
I'm Neal from the sign.
What's it all about?
342
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,526
What do I do now?
343
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,563
This? No, this is
the promo for a movie.
344
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,798
The cast and crew are
having a wrap party.
345
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,401
Simu Liu plays Neal and God.
346
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,204
Oh, cool.
347
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,406
Yeah. Sorry, man.
348
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,142
You want poppers?
349
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,779
Yeah!
350
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:07,780
Look in my pocket!
351
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,815
Okay.
352
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,550
This is the red pill.
353
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,785
Fuck yeah!
354
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,786
You're Morpheus.
355
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,087
I'm Morpheus!
356
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,223
- Yeah!
- I'm Morpheus. Yeah!
357
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,657
Who's Morpheus?
358
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:26,265
(people laughing)
359
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:38,244
♪
360
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:43,482
Bouncer: (muffled)
Hey! Hey!
361
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,817
Hey!
362
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,486
Keep it moving. No dudes.
363
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,989
You know me, man.
I'm Sunny's boy.
364
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,925
Bro, Sunny who? Let's go.
365
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:58,664
♪
366
00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,965
Shit's heavy anyway.
367
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,539
(urinating)
368
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,041
Man: Crosby has more
heaters than Ovechkin.
369
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,542
Buddy, you're zooted.
370
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,711
Buddy, are you fucking sauced?
371
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,546
He could dangle
the fuck out of him.
372
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,981
The guy's just jerkin it.
373
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,218
How about that sweet bird,
though, eh?
374
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,153
Oh, buddy, she wanted me.
375
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,055
But her beat friend
cock-blocked me.
376
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:26,125
Buddy, no fucking shot
you would get that chick, okay?
377
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,826
Guys a fucking heater.
378
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,328
Buddy, ask how
your sister's doing.
379
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,563
She's got my calves
or from the other night.
380
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:32,965
- (laughing)
- You really want to go?
381
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,234
(bros shouting)
382
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,569
- That's not cool, man.
- No, that's cool, bro.
383
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,371
- That's cool.
- Guys, guys, guys. Come on.
384
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:44,410
(bros shouting)
385
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:54,553
(people chattering)
386
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,700
(coughing)
387
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,668
That's you, right?
388
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,505
Yeah, stay outta
the dick, though.
389
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:16,375
And it's circumcised.
390
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,910
I'm Javi.
391
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,345
I'm one of the ad execs
for Girth Energy, man.
392
00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:20,612
We sponsored this whole thing.
393
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,948
- Oh, cool.
- I saw you in there.
394
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,451
You know, your bottles,
buyin' everyone shots.
395
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,920
Asked the bouncer who you were,
looked you up.
396
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,188
It's good shit dude.
397
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:32,358
You watch my videos in the club?
398
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,460
Yeah. That shit's
a boring clout fest, man,
399
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,696
but you entertained me,
you got a great look.
400
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,965
Oh, shit. Thanks, man.
401
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,035
We're going to
shoot a commercial.
402
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,270
I think you would
be great for you.
403
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,872
You got an agent.
404
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:49,808
Ah, nah, man. I don't.
405
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,211
You know what?
We're on a time crunch,
406
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,879
you can just swap info
and you and I could just
407
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:56,281
close this thing
quickly if you want.
408
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:58,650
Honestly, I want more details,
you know?
409
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,285
I just want to make sure
it's something cool
410
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,488
and I'm not just, like,
a diversity plug, you know?
411
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,089
Oh yeah, yeah, no,
I hear you, man,
412
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,592
but just trust me,
it's going to be tasteful.
413
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,260
You know, it's going to
be like a real mix of
414
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,230
authentic cultures,
cool, high energy.
415
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,233
Show of good faith, how about
I comp the whole night?
416
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,969
Everything. Drinks,
bottles, whatever you want.
417
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,304
Whatcha think?
418
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,572
Seriously?
419
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,907
Yeah.
420
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,009
Oh, dude,
that would be incredible.
421
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:27,346
Sweet, man. Alright, do you
mind if I just and then--
422
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,947
Oh, is she good?
423
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,850
Probably not, but...
Alright, I'll be back.
424
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,118
- Okay.
- Okay.
425
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,453
(woman retching)
426
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,426
Girth Energy is more
than a product.
427
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,594
It's a lifestyle.
428
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,264
Ugh, not the lifestyle slogan.
429
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,103
Hi.
430
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,438
Hey.
431
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,145
You must be Jasmeet.
432
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,849
I'm Rebecca.
433
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,018
Oh, nice to meet you.
434
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,821
Are you part of the crew or--
435
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,223
What kind of person do you know
that walks around like this?
436
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,326
Okay, so you're the other
talent in this thing?
437
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,895
The other star. Yes.
438
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,163
Star, huh?
439
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,965
We are what we are.
440
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,534
Okay. Okay. I see you.
441
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:26,738
So, Rebecca is your real name
or a nickname?
442
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,241
Because I mean,
you are Brown, so...
443
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,844
Yeah, I'm Punjabi-Christian.
444
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,545
Oh, sounds like an oxymoron.
445
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,180
(laughing)
446
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,583
Yeah, I mean, we're out here,
small in numbers.
447
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,651
And you're sure you're
not just, like, Sikh people
448
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,220
who really love Christmas.
449
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,690
No, no. Stop.
450
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,660
Hey, so, do you know what
we're doing for this thing?
451
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,730
Just that I'm dancing
and you're playing the tabla,
452
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,899
and the rest they're
going to figure out in post.
453
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:57,569
Nice. I love how direct
you're being about this.
454
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,871
Yeah.
455
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,540
I like your watch.
456
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,443
My boyfriend has the same one.
457
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:08,413
Okay. Not subtle, direct.
I can respect that.
458
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:12,284
Hey, I'm just
trying to be clear.
459
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:13,552
- That's fair.
- (laughing)
460
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,053
Hey, just spoke
with the director.
461
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,222
I need you to you to wear this.
462
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,927
What's wrong with what
I have on right now?
463
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,730
We just need you to fit the vibe
of the scene we created.
464
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,231
(sighing)
465
00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:27,866
I don't know if
I'm comfortable wearing that.
466
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:31,303
That looks like
a really tacky kurta.
467
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:32,804
I mean, you could
have just told me.
468
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,439
I would have brought
one of my own kurtas.
469
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,974
All good if you back out,
you just won't be paid,
470
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,143
and you signed a contract,
so you'll be liable
471
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,478
for delay costs, okay?
472
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,213
(sighing)
473
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,916
Hey, I'm sure you'll find
a way to make it look good.
474
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,652
Oh, really? Little old me.
475
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,621
Okay, never mind.
I take that back.
476
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:50,956
You're screwed.
477
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,324
(sighing)
478
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,960
Hey, at least
we're in it together.
479
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,728
(yawning)
480
00:19:56,728 --> 00:20:00,332
Announcer: Low energy?
Can't seem to pack a punch?
481
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,901
No sweat.
482
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,603
We got you covered.
483
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:09,641
(grunting)
484
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:12,978
Man: Ariba!
485
00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:19,184
("Mexican Hat Dance" playing)
486
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,456
(sitar music playing)
487
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:33,365
♪
488
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,633
(shouting)
489
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,502
(playing tabla)
490
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:38,804
Announcer: Girth!
491
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:41,974
Girth.
492
00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,944
Girth.
493
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,279
Ariba!
494
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,280
(elephant trumpeting)
495
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,815
(grunting)
496
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:51,316
Girth!
497
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,289
Girth Energy.
498
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,325
What the shit?
499
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:04,730
(phone vibrating)
500
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,998
Hello?
501
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,232
Rebecca: Did you watch it?
502
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,800
What? Sorry. Who is this?
503
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,669
Rebecca: We sold our souls
for money last week.
504
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,204
We shamed our ancestors.
505
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,641
Oh, wow! Rebecca?
Yeah, holy shit.
506
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,509
What was that?
Did we get played?
507
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,177
We totally got played didn't we?
508
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,246
Rebecca: It's not that bad.
Kay, it's pretty bad,
509
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,015
but I've done worse.
510
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,250
Worse than this
demo reel of racism?
511
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,852
Rebecca:
Yeah, there were red flags.
512
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,688
They kept asking us to
"try something different."
513
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,256
Oh, my god. I felt like
they were gaslighting us
514
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,025
to do something tropey.
515
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,394
(sighing)
We didn't stand a chance.
516
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,230
Rebecca: Well, hey,
at least we're taking chances
517
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,098
and getting our faces out there.
518
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,533
I mean that's
what I thought too,
519
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,435
but now I'm going to get
clowned on the internet
520
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,903
for this bullshit?
521
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,872
Rebecca: Well, it got me
to check out your videos
522
00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,708
and you're pretty good.
523
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,510
Huh. Okay.
524
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,245
Listen, I know this all sucks,
525
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,381
but everything
leads to something.
526
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,551
Yeah, true. True, true, true.
527
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:03,722
Um, so let's change our names
and move to different continents
528
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:05,390
and hide our faces
in shame forever?
529
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:07,025
Rebecca: Okay, stop.
530
00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,694
I mean, we can also get
facial reconstruction surgery
531
00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,295
if it's in the budget.
532
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,397
- Rebecca: Okay, can we?
- Yeah. No, no, no, it's great.
533
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,433
I heard Malaysia has, like,
really great hookups on that.
534
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,767
- Rebecca: Oh, did you?
- Yeah, look into it.
535
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,035
- Rebecca: Okay.
- I got an uncle that
536
00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:18,437
- lives in Malaysia.
- Rebecca: Okay.
537
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:20,205
Yeah, I'll just ask him.
I'm sure he knows a guy.
538
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,807
- Rebecca: He knows a guy?
- All we have to do is, like,
539
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,742
basically pay for
our flights there.
540
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:24,976
- Rebecca: Oh, that's nothing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
541
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:26,945
And, and we'll
get those Masala--
542
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,580
- Malaysian Masala peanuts.
- Rebecca: Mm.
543
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,582
Jasmeet: Dude, can you
imagine how good those are?
544
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,317
- (Rebecca laughing)
- Jasmeet: Oh, my God.
545
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:33,719
I would go change my face
literally every other month
546
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:34,786
just for those peanuts.
547
00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:35,787
Rebecca: Okay, you're an idiot.
548
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:45,831
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