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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,908 [whooping, shouting] 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,578 - Let's go! Let's go! 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,380 Let's go, baby. Come on. 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,481 I can't hear you guys! 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,817 They ain't ready for us! They ain't ready for us! 6 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:18,918 - Whoo! - Yeah! 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,520 Let's go, baby, let's go! 8 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,889 [whooping and cheering] 9 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:26,059 - Mmm. There's just something about a man covered in paint. 10 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,327 Mmm. 11 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:29,029 Dude, are you studying at a tailgate? 12 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:30,997 - Yeah, but only because I'm failing econ. 13 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,332 - Well, maybe you'd be doing better 14 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:33,433 if you didn't spend so much time 15 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:34,868 railing Leighton's brother. 16 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,503 - Okay. - [mimics mattress squeaking] 17 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:38,271 - Bela, Bela, Bela! You just spilled beer 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,373 - all over my textbook. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 19 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:41,608 Ugh. 20 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,843 And Nico's bed doesn't squeak like that. 21 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,545 It thuds, like, bam, bam, bam, bam. 22 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:46,780 Hello, ladies. 23 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,281 - Hi, Leighton. - Hi, Leighton. 24 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,918 - Wait, why'd you stop talking when I showed up? 25 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,920 Is it--Is it my glasses? I know they're ugly, 26 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,955 but my fucking mom forgot to send my contacts. 27 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,190 No! 28 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,559 It's just surprising that you came. 29 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:02,195 - Well, I'm not really jazzed to watch soccer, 30 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,130 but I did want to come and support Whitney. 31 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,532 You like Whitney? 32 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,300 - Yes, I like Whitney. She's our roommate. 33 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,536 Do you like me? 34 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,137 - I guess. Stop asking me if I like people. 35 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,406 Everyone's fine. Anyway, I can't stay long. 36 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:15,742 I have to plan a surprise party for my brother's birthday. 37 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,143 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,645 I didn't know Nico's birthday was coming up. 39 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,879 That's so cool. 40 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:21,481 - Yeah, I always plan his party. 41 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:22,882 And I have some really good surprises 42 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,317 in store this time. 43 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,952 - It'd be really great for me if I could get 44 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:27,387 the "Catullan" writers in for an exclusive event. 45 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,155 - Yeah, I'm sure my brother would love 46 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:30,957 to have eight nerdy writers hanging around. 47 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:32,325 No plus ones. 48 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:35,428 But we are invited. 49 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,565 - Sure. both: Yes! 50 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,100 Wait, they're pulling in! 51 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:43,670 [cheering] 52 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:44,838 Oh, my God, it's Whitney! 53 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,506 - Hey, girl! - Whitney! 54 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,441 - all: [cheering] - You came? 55 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,343 - Of course, we did. We love you! 56 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,411 [laughs] 57 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,679 Also, we ran out of mixers. 58 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:53,847 Can we have some of your team's Gatorade? 59 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,115 No! 60 00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:56,916 - No worries! We'll see you inside! 61 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:59,119 Whoo! 62 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:01,121 - And the score is tied two to two 63 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,756 as we enter overtime. 64 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,758 [cheering] 65 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:08,094 When I say Es, you say Sex! 66 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,128 Es! crowd: Sex! 67 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:10,196 - Es! crowd: Sex! 68 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,331 - Es! crowd: Sex! 69 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,432 - Es! crowd: Sex! 70 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:13,466 - Es! crowd: Sex! 71 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,868 - Es! crowd: Sex! 72 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,670 - Whoo! [cheers and applause] 73 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,305 - Hey, do either of you ever get this thing 74 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,807 where you feel like you have to pee 75 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,343 - but nothing comes out? - Bitch, you have a UTI. 76 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,811 Oh, my God, no! 77 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,212 - Did you forget to pee after sex? 78 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,714 Are you supposed to do that? 79 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,782 - Someone didn't read their vagina's manual. 80 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,851 - Wait, are you having sex with someone? 81 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,553 - Who? - Me? 82 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,522 Kimberly Finkle? Having casual sex? 83 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,123 [chuckles] That's a laugh. 84 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,658 - There are a lot of other ways to get a UTI. 85 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,293 You probably sat on a wet library chair 86 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,061 - for too long. - Right, that's probably it. 87 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,730 Anyway, these cold bleachers are really helping 88 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:44,964 numb the area. 89 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,232 - Just a reminder, my friend Maya 90 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 is visiting this week, 91 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,969 so if we could talk less about infected genitals-- 92 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,171 No promises. 93 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,640 - Something's happening! Run, bitch! 94 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:54,807 Run! 95 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,976 [crowd cheering] 96 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,247 Go! Go! 97 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:03,416 - Get your girl, get your girl, get your girl! 98 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,385 - Oh, go Whitney! Go Whitney! Go! 99 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,589 - Oh! - Ooh. 100 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,224 - [whistle blasts] - Yes! 101 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,759 Ugh! 102 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,360 Oh, don't take her hand, Whitney! 103 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:17,063 Slap her in the fucking mouth! [whistle blasts] 104 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:20,700 - Yellow card number 12. Penalty kick for Essex. 105 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,072 Hey, no pressure. 106 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,875 But if you make this shot, we go to the NCAA tournament. 107 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,746 Make the damn shot. You got this! 108 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,248 - Yeah. - All right, here we go. 109 00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:36,683 - Ready? - You got this! 110 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:42,288 ["Broken Promised Land" by Claire] 111 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,690 Come on, Whitney! 112 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,627 - ♪ Let's dream ourselves away from here...♪ 113 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,196 You got this, Whitney! 114 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:54,133 ♪ ♪ 115 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,134 Yeah! 116 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,903 [cheering] 117 00:03:56,970 --> 00:04:00,740 - Golden goal scored by number 21, Whitney Chase. 118 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,308 Essex wins! 119 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,577 [whistle twirs] 120 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:07,313 all: [screaming] 121 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:08,815 Yeah! 122 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:17,257 ♪ ♪ 123 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:21,127 - ♪ Don't stop until it's gone ♪ 124 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:23,796 ♪ Pick a point ♪ 125 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:27,166 ♪ On the horizon ♪ 126 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,105 [alarm beeps] 127 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,406 It is 11 a.m.. 128 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,309 That is 100 community service hours. 129 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:37,944 I am out of here. 130 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,347 - We knew you'd be excited, so Ginger made you cupcakes! 131 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,849 They're allergen free! 132 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,184 But full of love. And carob chips. 133 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,786 - Thank you. - Do you want to stay 134 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,288 for the rest of today's meeting? 135 00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,189 - Oh, not at all, actually, but thank you. 136 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,624 - Okay. - Alicia, Ginger, Tova, 137 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,259 I will cherish all of the lessons 138 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:54,427 you have taught me. 139 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,695 And to the rest of you-- 140 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,497 I think one of you is named Rebecca. 141 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:58,698 Oh, both of you. 142 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,099 - Don't forget your cupcakes. 143 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,635 - You know what, Ginger? I will take one. 144 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,470 Oh. 145 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,973 - I'm free, bitches! Whoo! 146 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,678 [light music] 147 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,514 ♪ ♪ 148 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:18,951 - Wow. One small step for a South Asian woman, 149 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,821 - on giant leap-- - New writer alert! 150 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:23,122 - Carla? What are you doing here? 151 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:24,657 - Did you get tapped too? - Yeah. 152 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,392 I worked really flippin' hard on my submission. 153 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:30,129 I guess they really flippin' liked it. 154 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,898 Well, cool. 155 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,567 It's so fun that you're here. 156 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,806 Ladies first. 157 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:42,675 [upbeat music] 158 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,578 ♪ ♪ 159 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,081 - Holy crap, this is incredible. 160 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:50,583 Wow. 161 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,818 Check it out! 162 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,319 This is gonna be me and you one day. 163 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:56,522 Best friends and coeditors. 164 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,558 - I'm gonna take a seat. - Me too. 165 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:01,561 - All right, come on, guys. Let's get started. 166 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:04,430 First off, congratulations to our new "Catullan" writers. 167 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,165 All right, yeah. 168 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:07,600 - I'm sure we are witnessing the start 169 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,435 of some very successful comedy careers. 170 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,839 - Until you have kids and turn into complacent hacks. 171 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:14,674 - It's a tradition for new writers 172 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,542 to submit a piece on their first day. 173 00:06:16,609 --> 00:06:21,748 And, in an age-old practice dating back to 2013, 174 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:24,517 the best piece will be featured on our Instagram. 175 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,119 Pieces are due at midnight. 176 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,920 - Maybe it'd be cool if we wrote something together. 177 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,455 - Oh, I'm sure that's not allowed. 178 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,257 - Evangeline, Bela and I want to co-write a piece. 179 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:32,625 - Is that cool? - We don't have to. 180 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,127 - Really, it's-- - Sure. 181 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,262 Uh, Bela and Carla will be writing one together. 182 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:37,463 You can work in groups. 183 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,633 - Shaweet. Very nice. my wife. 184 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,235 Have you seen "Borat"? 185 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,570 - Obviously. - I'm sure it's so good. 186 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:48,641 - ♪ Never thought that I could take these steps ♪ 187 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,977 ♪ But I kept the focus on myself...♪ 188 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,378 Your first UTI. 189 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,813 I remember mine well. 190 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:55,915 I had just conned my way into a birthright trip 191 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,316 into Israel-- 192 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,385 - Thanks, Lila, but I'm trying to ignore it. 193 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,387 A UTI is a rite of passage. 194 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,822 You gotta wear it like a crown. 195 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,157 An uncomfortable, scratchy crown 196 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,491 that you can't wait to take off. 197 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,059 [laughter] 198 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:08,761 - Hey, guys, I seriously have no idea 199 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,163 what to get Nico for his birthday, 200 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,497 and I'm stressing. 201 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:12,899 - Well, I think it's pretty obvious. 202 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,167 You gotta get him a sexy gift. 203 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,601 Oh, like silky boxers. 204 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,336 - No, like, something erotic. Like a cock ring. 205 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,805 - A what? - She's wrong. 206 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,073 Get Nico something nice, but slightly impersonal, 207 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,809 so he doesn't think you're trying too hard. 208 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:25,144 - Maybe a nice journal. - A journal? 209 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:26,779 Hot guys don't journal. 210 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,114 They just let their thoughts fade away. 211 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,749 It's what makes them hot. 212 00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,851 - I just want to get him something small and meaningful, 213 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,519 but something I know he'll like. 214 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,988 - As long as you pair it with a nasty handwritten card. 215 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,757 Something like, "Happy Birthday, Nico, 216 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:41,027 I love that thick dick. Regards, Kimberly." 217 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,695 Boom, you're welcome. Shakespeare. 218 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,531 - Hey. So you going to this party tomorrow too? 219 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,133 - Yeah, are you? - Nah, I already have plans. 220 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,367 Hanging out with Darius for a bit, 221 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,535 and then meeting up with you 222 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,703 when you leave the party early? 223 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,771 - [gasps] Hmm. 224 00:07:51,838 --> 00:07:52,872 Sound good? 225 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,207 - I might be available for that. 226 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,942 Cool. 227 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,877 So, you guys are gonna work or...something? 228 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,146 - I am. - I'm sick, I have a UTI. 229 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:02,648 - Well, uh, good luck with that. 230 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:03,683 Thank you. 231 00:08:03,783 --> 00:08:05,618 - Poor baby girl. Drink up. 232 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:07,653 Hey, you wanted to see me? 233 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,055 Yep, come on in. 234 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,224 - Let me guess. After the other night, 235 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,726 companies are reaching out about endorsing me? 236 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,895 I'll hold out for Adidas. 237 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,297 - Well, it has come to my attention 238 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,233 that Coach Dalton has been having 239 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,568 an inappropriate sexual relationship 240 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,736 with a player. 241 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,971 What? 242 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,173 That's crazy. And gross. 243 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,075 Well, I have to ask. 244 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,743 I mean, do you know anything about this, or-- 245 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,578 - Me? No. 246 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:33,980 I can't even imagine it. 247 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,648 Dalton's so old he's still on Facebook. 248 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:38,251 - [laughs] Okay. Well, look. 249 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,253 If you hear anything, let me know. 250 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,823 Um, obviously we have to take this very seriously. 251 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,024 Of course. 252 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:46,425 I'll think on it, and let you know 253 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,595 if anything comes to mind. 254 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,063 Um, I assume you already talked 255 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,165 to Becky? Not implying anything, 256 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,535 but I did see them share a power bar once. 257 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:57,870 - You are not the first person to mention that. 258 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,105 Huh. All right, well, 259 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,907 that's very helpful. Thank you. 260 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:04,777 - You can go. - Oh, right. 261 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,880 ["A Thousand Words" by Jay Som playing] 262 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,549 ♪ ♪ 263 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,551 ♪ Remember to call me 264 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:14,287 ♪ When you're feeling blue ♪ [line ringing] 265 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,556 - Hi, you've reached Dalton. Please leave a message, 266 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:17,857 and I'll call you back. 267 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,292 Shit. 268 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:23,629 - ♪ Go on and speak your truth ♪ 269 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:24,864 - Oh, my God. I just thought 270 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,365 about what our piece should be. 271 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:27,867 Cool, what is it? 272 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:30,136 - What if we write a piece about what TV characters 273 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,771 say when they orgasm? 274 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:33,306 - I don't think we want people to picture 275 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,041 Fred Flintstone getting off. 276 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:36,142 Right, it's cringey. 277 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,209 I'll think of something else. 278 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,578 No rush. 279 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:42,448 Sometimes the best ideas take a while to find. 280 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:43,749 - You know you're like the only person 281 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,418 at "The Catullan" who's nice to me. 282 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:46,986 - I'm sure that'll change with time. 283 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,988 - Well, Eric's not that bad. - Eric? 284 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,489 The only time I've seen Eric smile 285 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,792 - was when I tripped on a cord. - [chuckles] 286 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,261 Well, he's better than Ryan. 287 00:09:56,996 --> 00:09:58,631 - Hey, I have an idea for a piece. 288 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:02,134 What about a Tinder profile for the John Essex statue. 289 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,671 Ryan showed me his dick. 290 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,841 - In a bad way. - Are you serious? 291 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,844 - He called me into his office to talk about piece formatting 292 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,946 and then he took it out. 293 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:17,316 And it's all I can think about whenever I'm at "The Catullan." 294 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,584 Are you gonna tell anyone? 295 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:19,952 I don't know. 296 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:23,089 Everybody already thinks I'm so weird. 297 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,959 Has he ever done anything like that to you? 298 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:31,130 - Ryan? No. Not at all. 299 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:35,001 - Yeah. Forget I said anything. 300 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:38,104 Let's write your funny idea. 301 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,706 - Yeah? - Yeah. 302 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,343 [mellow music] 303 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,112 - This is for my brother's 21st birthday. 304 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,546 I will need a crepe station option 305 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,516 that is both sweet and savory. 306 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,556 Well, then I will await your manager's call 307 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,792 at this number. 308 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:03,329 - Oh, are you serving me some rich mommy party planner? 309 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,997 I'm very into that. 310 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,567 Um, hey, what is with 311 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,403 your neighbor with the red hair? 312 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,072 She was staring at me while I was waiting at the door. 313 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,573 Oh, she's my best friend. 314 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,409 I'm kidding. I don't talk to my neighbors. 315 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,744 - Do you think I'm insane? - [giggles] 316 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,981 Dude, planning a party in Vermont is challenging. 317 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,315 No one has taste. 318 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:24,583 Yeah, about that. 319 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,353 Am I, like, invited to this, or-- 320 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,321 - Oh, I figured you wouldn't want to go. 321 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,424 And don't you think you coming as my plus one 322 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,726 would be, like, this whole thing? 323 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,761 There it is. 324 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,430 - What? - You don't want me there 325 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198 because you're worried people will figure you out. 326 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,867 - Hey, it is a birthday party for my brother 327 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,936 who you have met, like, once. 328 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,105 Okay, can we please not make this into a bigger thing 329 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,007 - than it has to be? - It's-- 330 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,242 It's not about the party. 331 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,445 I just--I just want to know that you and me can exist 332 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,881 Outside of this one room. 333 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:59,185 - We can. - Okay? 334 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:05,124 - Cool. Uh, well, this got weird. 335 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,293 I'm gonna go. 336 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,595 - Are-- 337 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,566 - I'm gonna text you later. Okay? 338 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,067 Sure. 339 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,938 - ♪ You say you can't hold anything back ♪ 340 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:22,575 ♪ It's a habit ♪ 341 00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:27,146 ♪ You say what's on your mind, mm ♪ 342 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:31,150 ♪ Whatever's on your mind ♪ 343 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,452 ♪ Mm ♪ 344 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,321 Willow, I am freaking out. 345 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,389 - Yeah, I would be too. This shit is crazy. 346 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:38,824 Have you talked to Dalton? 347 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,960 - No, he's not answering any of my calls or texts. 348 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,895 Both on my phone or on this burner 349 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,997 - I just bought. - You bought a burner? 350 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,332 Whitney, what the fuck? 351 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,500 You're going full-blown "Homeland." 352 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,001 What was I supposed to do? 353 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,836 I can't have this come out. Black senator's daughter 354 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,671 has inappropriate relationship with coach? 355 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,940 - That gets aired on Fox news. - Okay, you're not wrong. 356 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:58,310 Like, I would watch that. But I think you can chill. 357 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,479 I talked to Coach Woods, and she thinks 358 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:01,680 Dalton was sleeping with Jena. 359 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,282 - Jena? Why would she think that? 360 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,017 - Because I told her I thought it was Jena. 361 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,619 - She didn't mention you once. - Did you find out 362 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:07,953 where this is coming from? 363 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,488 - Apparently Dalton's wife called her 364 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,690 when she found a box of condoms in his car. 365 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,093 And a Google search on his iPad that said "Is it illegal 366 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,628 for a coach to sleep with a player?" 367 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,296 - God, he's such a fucking idiot! 368 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,498 - Well, you weren't fucking him for his amazing brain. 369 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,767 But you just need to lay low 370 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,536 and this will blow over. 371 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,938 There's nothing pointing to you. 372 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,340 Wow! Thank you so much for helping me 373 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,042 with my chemistry homework. 374 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,044 I understand covalent bonds now. 375 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,013 - Relax, she already knows. - Oh. 376 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,981 - The head coach found out Dalton was sleeping 377 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,283 with someone on the team. 378 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:38,684 - Oh, shit. Do they know it's you? 379 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,786 - No, you're the only two people who do 380 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,221 and I trust you both, 381 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,889 slash, will murder you if you say anything. 382 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,157 - Okay, but having witnessed some white-collar crime 383 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,559 over the years, if I were you, 384 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,327 I'd reset my phone to factory settings 385 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,829 - and wipe my hard drive. - She doesn't need to do that. 386 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,463 - I already did both. - Smart girl. 387 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,232 - So, you rich people are just naturally good 388 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,333 at covering shit up, aren't you? 389 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,868 - Yes. - Yeah. 390 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,037 - ♪ Got a little bit of sunshine ♪ 391 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,573 ♪ I'm not always such a downer, doll ♪ 392 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,741 ♪ Kinda ended in a bro mine ♪ 393 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,911 ♪ Ever since I let the good times roll...♪ 394 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,413 How's the studying going? 395 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,348 - Good. Productive. I like it. 396 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,051 [exhales] 397 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,854 Have you...earned a break? 398 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,498 I want you on top. 399 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,100 'Cause my arms are kind of wrecked right now. 400 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,270 [laughs] 401 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,440 Okay. 402 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,775 But can I ask you something first? 403 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,344 What's up? 404 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,612 You play guitar. 405 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,414 Hypothetically speaking, would a gift card 406 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:45,517 to, like, a guitar website be a birthday gift 407 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,519 - you'd be excited about? - You don't have to 408 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,121 - get me a gift. - Are you kidding? 409 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,923 Gift-giving's in the Finkle DNA. 410 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,925 Did you not see my mom slinging around purse hooks 411 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,059 at Parents Weekend? 412 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,094 Your mom's cute. 413 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,563 But, seriously, 414 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,099 you don't have to get me a gift. 415 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,773 - Okay, let's do it. But let's be quick, 416 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,375 'cause I have a lot of work I have to catch up on. 417 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,711 - Hey, Siri, set me a timer for 45 seconds. 418 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,580 ♪ I'm all in white ♪ 419 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,882 ♪ 'Cause I have soul ♪ 420 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,151 ♪ Where you go live ♪ 421 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,553 ♪ I wanted you so-o-o ♪ 422 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,656 ♪ But for a while ♪ 423 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,058 ♪ I'm on a roll ♪ 424 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,160 ♪ Well, love in those eyes ♪ 425 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,662 ♪ And that's all I know ♪ 426 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,597 - Are you just now getting home? 427 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,099 Wait, is this a walk of shame? 428 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,935 So you are sleeping with someone. 429 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,269 - I mean, is it a walk of shame 430 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,837 if I stayed up all night in the library 431 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,341 hooking up with my textbook? Like, blehhh. 432 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,343 Wow, we are so different. 433 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,945 Are you excited for the party tonight? 434 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,646 - I'm so excited. I bought a new outfit for it. 435 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:48,948 And these foot pad things 436 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,151 that make fancy shoes more comfy. 437 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,321 Okay. I'm gonna grab my towel to shower to wake myself up. 438 00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,189 - Okay. Oh, uh, when you go 439 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,624 in the bathroom, my friend Maya is in there. 440 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,526 - The one who's visiting? - Oh, fun! 441 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,661 My friend Kelsey from home wants to visit at some point. 442 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,830 She's like really into anime. 443 00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,199 - I look forward to discussing that with her. 444 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,002 So what was your idea? 445 00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,370 - So, basically there's-- - Okay, everyone. 446 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,604 I have two announcements. 447 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,872 The first is for everybody. 448 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,810 - Jeff, use spellcheck. - Okay. 449 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:19,478 - Secondly, Carla has decided to quit. 450 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,879 - What? - Yeah. 451 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,115 - Wait, why would she quit? - Who knows? 452 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,650 Unlike every other conversation I've had with her, 453 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,553 she didn't go into detail. [laughter] 454 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,555 - Anyway, now's the moment you've all been waiting for. 455 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,056 The announcement of which new writer's piece 456 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,725 will be featured on our Instagram. 457 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,059 Which is an account followed 458 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,128 by multiple Emmy-nominated writers. 459 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,896 And the winner is... 460 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,466 The John Essex statue's Tinder profile, 461 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,568 written by Bela Malhotra! 462 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,237 - Wow. Thank you. 463 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,406 But I actually co-wrote that piece with Carla. 464 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,008 - She said in her email it was mostly you, 465 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,709 so enjoy that sole credit. 466 00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,412 All right, we're done here. Good job, guys. 467 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,483 - Bela! Oh, my gosh. So proud of you. 468 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,852 Hey, nice work. 469 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,230 - Holy hell, are you Maya? You're gorgeous. 470 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,398 I'm Kimberly. 471 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,565 I'm one of Leighton's roommates. 472 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,000 Nice to meet you, Kimberly. 473 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,169 - Seriously, you smell like a fancy spa. 474 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,504 Sorry, to double compliment. 475 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,672 I didn't sleep much last night 476 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,274 and my brain isn't fully working yet. 477 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,376 - Ooh, sounds like you had a fun night. 478 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,246 - Get it, girl. - I did get it. And then some. 479 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,547 I have a hickey on my boob. 480 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:29,715 - My boyfriend gave me one of those 481 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,916 when we first started dating. 482 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:32,618 - What's with these guys? - Right? 483 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,853 Hey, I need to go help Leighton set up for this party, 484 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,056 - but I'll see you there? - Totally. 485 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,858 - ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 486 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,394 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 487 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,697 ♪ Yeah yeah, if you're down, boy ♪ 488 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:49,401 ♪ Really down, baby let me watch you go to town ♪ 489 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,071 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 490 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,139 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah ♪ 491 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,309 ♪ Let me see you go to town, baby, go to town ♪ 492 00:17:57,409 --> 00:18:00,479 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby, let me watch you go to town ♪ 493 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,749 ♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪ 494 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:08,153 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 495 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,989 ♪ Go down go down go down ♪ 496 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,058 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 497 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,328 ♪ Yeah, go down go down go down ♪ 498 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,465 ♪ Yeah, let me see you go to town ♪ 499 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,935 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 500 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:25,437 ♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪ 501 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,674 ♪ Go down go down go down, yeah ♪ 502 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,576 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 503 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,479 ♪ Go to town with it, and she shave it all off ♪ 504 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,914 ♪ Charlie Brown with it lookin' all around ♪ 505 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,350 ♪ All the other girls sound fishy...♪ 506 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,120 - Hey! Are you ready to black out with your rack out 507 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,788 or whatever it is you're always saying to us? 508 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,089 Yeah, let's do it. 509 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,657 Let's crunk out with our junk out. 510 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,192 Yeah! 511 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,927 - I'm wearing underwear that's so sexy, 512 00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:51,363 it's insane. Also, it kind of hurts. 513 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,368 [upbeat party music] 514 00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,372 ♪ ♪ 515 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,107 - Those are a lot of gifts. 516 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,209 The only thing my friends got me for my last birthday 517 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,711 was a Chipotle gift card. 518 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,113 - Holy shit, did someone buy him a snowboard? 519 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,615 I got him sour candy. 520 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,283 Because I know he likes sour candy. 521 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,385 That's really sweet. 522 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:14,786 I need a drink, STAT. 523 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,156 - Hell yes. Let's get shots. 524 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,991 - Oh, I need to start with a glass of water. 525 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,392 I have to take my UTI medicine, 526 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,195 and the pill is so huge. 527 00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,463 Hey, they just pulled up. 528 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,697 - Everyone, quiet! He's here. 529 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,368 Okay, everyone, shut up. Be quiet. 530 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,003 Come on, he's coming. Shh! 531 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:36,975 Are we almost there? 532 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:42,648 This blindfold does not smell good. 533 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,049 all: Surprise! 534 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:48,387 - Oh, shit! This is amazing! 535 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,155 Leighton, this is so cool of you. 536 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,191 Happy birthday, bro! 537 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,194 Ooh, and I have one more surprise for you. 538 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,330 - Surprise, babe! - Maya! You're...here. 539 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,232 - I flew in from Barcelona for you. 540 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,868 Happy birthday! 541 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,104 crowd: Ooh! [wolf whistles] 542 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:15,581 - Kimberly! - Hey! 543 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,882 Did you guys know? 544 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,284 - Oh, my God, no! I would have told you. 545 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,053 - Yeah, I didn't know either. I'm so sorry. 546 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,121 - Kimberly. Can we talk for a minute? 547 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,623 Dude, I cannot believe you! 548 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,391 I'm Bela, by the way. We've met a few times. 549 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,694 I enjoy your parties and hope to keep coming to them. 550 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,729 But on a personal level, I think you suck! 551 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,364 - Yeah, you're a prep school douchebag 552 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,966 who thinks he can get away with anything he wants. 553 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,467 - Can I talk to Kimberly alone for a minute? 554 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,803 - It's okay. You guys go back inside. 555 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,105 - We're watching you, bro. - Sleazeball. 556 00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,207 [whispers] Thanks again for the invite. 557 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,375 Sleazeball! 558 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,147 I can explain. 559 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,949 Nico, this is so fucked up. 560 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,619 - Don't be like that. - Don't be like what? 561 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,988 Heartbroken that the first guy I met in college 562 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,289 has a secret girlfriend? 563 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,824 - Look, Maya's been studying abroad. 564 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,592 She wasn't even supposed to be back until January. 565 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,127 - Oh, so you were gonna tell me, 566 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:03,996 you were just gonna wait several more months, cool. 567 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,498 Look, it got out of hand. 568 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,335 - I don't know what to say. - Well, I do. 569 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,503 Fuck you! 570 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,405 I wasted two months on you. 571 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,806 My grades are in the fucking trash, 572 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,174 and I have a UTI. 573 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,143 And it's fucking burning down there right now. 574 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,311 Okay? I'm done. 575 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,349 And now I'm about to cry, too. Fuck. 576 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,119 Kimberly, please. 577 00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,121 ♪ Time to hit the road ♪ 578 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,856 ♪ Go, I finally go ♪ 579 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,691 ♪ Set it up and knock it down ♪ 580 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,860 ♪ 'Cause that's just how I roll ♪ 581 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,862 ♪ All 'bout the flow...♪ 582 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,430 - Are you sure you want to be here right now? 583 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,032 - Definitely. I want to stay here 584 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,867 and ruin his night and make him think 585 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,537 that I might say something to his actual girlfriend. 586 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,878 Damn, girl. 587 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,546 [plastic cup whacks floor] 588 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,814 - Okay, actually on second thought, 589 00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,449 I think I'm gonna go. 590 00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,152 But I don't want to make this some big dramatic exit, 591 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,887 so, please, the two of you stay. 592 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,389 - ♪ Shout it up just for fun ♪ 593 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,224 ♪ Was it all for me ♪ 594 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,495 ♪ You just see, move your feet time to let go ♪ 595 00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,797 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 596 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,732 ♪ Time to let go ♪ 597 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,866 ♪ You just see...♪ 598 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,501 What the fuck? 599 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:20,072 [background conversations] 600 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,992 - Do you think my boobs have gotten bigger 601 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,427 since the beginning of college? 602 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,495 They feel bigger. 603 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:44,763 Hey, Whit. 604 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,231 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 605 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,566 In private? 606 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,867 - Um, would you mind getting us drinks? 607 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,035 Gladly. 608 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,071 Dude, there's trouble. 609 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,440 Apparently our bus driver told Coach Woods 610 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,542 that he saw Dalton kissing a player. 611 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,611 - Okay? - A Black player. 612 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,847 And we're the only two Black girls on the team. 613 00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:03,782 - Fuck! - I think you need to talk 614 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,550 to Coach, like, now. 615 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,787 Just come clean, and hope for the best. 616 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,423 - Okay, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 617 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,959 - I gotta go do this. - Mm-hmm. 618 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,265 [electronic dance music] 619 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,901 - ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 620 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:27,072 ♪ Lead lead ♪ 621 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,307 ♪ Lead ♪ 622 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,144 ♪ You have to lead like this ♪ 623 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,615 ♪ ♪ 624 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,656 - One sec. - Oh, cool. 625 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,159 - Dude, you okay? - Yeah, why do you ask? 626 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,595 - Because you're staring at your phone like a psycho. 627 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,130 - Leighton, I think I fucked up 628 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,665 and I don't know how to fix it. 629 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,767 - Can I interest you ladies in some shots? 630 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,236 - Dude, fuck off. What happened? 631 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,505 - You know that guy Ryan who showed me porn? 632 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,007 He kind of got me alone the other day 633 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:03,975 and then pushed his dick up against my back. 634 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,678 - Oh, my God. - I laughed and brushed it off. 635 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,648 But then I found out that he did it 636 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,617 to this other girl too, and when she told me about it, 637 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:16,021 I lied to her and stayed quiet. 638 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,256 And I think I silenced her. 639 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:25,030 - It's okay. Okay? 640 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,036 - Did you just hug me? - I already regret doing that. 641 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,205 Come on, let's go. Come on. 642 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,545 - ♪ You've got another think coming ♪ 643 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,815 ♪ Thinking it's gonna be easy ♪ 644 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:47,152 ♪ I'm so high ♪ 645 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,822 ♪ Why sit down...♪ 646 00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,159 - Hi, are you-- - Her wife? 647 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,127 Yes, I am. 648 00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,497 Gert, you've got a visitor. 649 00:25:00,398 --> 00:25:03,902 - Coach, I promise you, it is totally over. 650 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,404 We ended things weeks ago, so if there's any way 651 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,639 we could just forget about this-- 652 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,208 - Whitney-- - Coach, please. 653 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,043 My mom is a public figure. 654 00:25:12,143 --> 00:25:14,079 And if this gets out... 655 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,016 My stories don't go away the way other people's do. 656 00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,019 - Chase. I already gave my statement. 657 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:23,054 All right? 658 00:25:23,154 --> 00:25:25,090 I told them I couldn't give a name. 659 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,858 It's none of their business. 660 00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:28,593 You're 18. 661 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,562 You don't need this following you around 662 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,398 - the rest of your life. - Thank you. 663 00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,500 Thank you so much. 664 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,245 - Canaan. We're leaving. 665 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,681 Are you coming with or not? 666 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:52,584 Yeah, let's go. 667 00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,786 - You really gotta cut down on that screen time, though. 668 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,755 'Cause you're literally always on that thing. 669 00:25:56,855 --> 00:25:58,757 It's kind of sick. 670 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,964 - Hey. - Thank you for coming. 671 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,799 Yeah, of course. 672 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,309 Hey, guys. My name is Alicia. 673 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,477 And I know that this is very scary, 674 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,814 but you're totally safe here. 675 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,984 And no matter what you say, I'm your ally. 676 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,453 Okay? I'm your ally. 677 00:26:28,553 --> 00:26:35,594 - ♪ Mountains crave, so they say ♪ 678 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,330 ♪ They say your name ♪ 679 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,265 ♪ ♪ 680 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,969 ♪ Floods in the bay ♪ 681 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:50,842 ♪ It's a shame, it's a shame ♪ 682 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,779 ♪ The pain turn to rain ♪ 683 00:26:54,846 --> 00:27:01,119 ♪ Ain't calming down, will it calm down...♪ 684 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,089 [indistinct chatter] 685 00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:05,757 Hey, Whit. 686 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,763 - All right, ladies. Gather up. 687 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:14,633 I'm Coach Hanson, the women's ice hockey coach. 688 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:16,501 Now, I can't go into details, 689 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:17,869 but Coach Woods and Coach Dalton 690 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,204 - have been dismissed. - What? 691 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,372 - I'll be leading you through the rest 692 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,040 of the tournament. 693 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,776 Now, can someone explain to me how offsides works in soccer? 694 00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,545 [low chatter, murmuring] 695 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,713 Anyone? 696 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,016 ♪ Her heart was beating ♪ 697 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,051 ♪ Through her chest ♪ 698 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:37,489 ♪ Hesitating to pull the trigger, she wants to ♪ 699 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:41,393 ♪ Like a bullet through the shadows ♪ 700 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:45,363 ♪ Contemplating the sense of the shadow ♪ 701 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,666 ♪ She never got to tell you that ♪ 702 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,701 ♪ Instead she wore the chains ♪ 703 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:53,872 ♪ She never acted like it's all in vain ♪ 704 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,473 ♪ When everybody else ♪ 705 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,909 ♪ Is only playing by the rules ♪ 706 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,913 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 707 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:05,350 ♪ She always wanted to keep her cool ♪ 708 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:12,323 ♪ ♪ 709 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,327 ♪ She's burning ♪ 710 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,669 ♪ Through the shadows ♪ 711 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:34,879 ♪ She's burning She's burning ♪ 712 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:43,855 ♪ Through the shadows, through the shadows ♪ 713 00:28:43,922 --> 00:28:47,892 ♪ Her mind was racing through the desert ♪ 714 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:49,060 Go to bed. 59351

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