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♪ ("BRUTAL" BY
OLIVIA RODRIGO PLAYING) ♪
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What is wrong with you?
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- Bitch!
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Can you fucking believe it?
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She's the one
who told Gossip Girl.
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She's a bitch!
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♪ I'm so insecure, I think... ♪
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You told Gossip Girl
I gave you crabs?
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You told her I told Brown
you're Latinx?
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You were with Jared
this entire time?
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You made out with each other
to get followers?
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- And it worked.
- Prude.
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You slept
with the help?
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Your Birkin
is a knockoff!
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♪ All I did was try my best ♪
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♪ This the kind of thanks
I get? ♪
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♪ Unrelentlessly upset... ♪
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Oh, no.
Blue is for sending in a tip.
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I didn't send that one.
Let me see?
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Oh, that was me.
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I did it from
your account, remember?
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Right.
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Go ahead and stare.
I'm not ashamed.
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Go on, laugh,
get your money's worth.
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You still looking at that?
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You're right.
There's no use. It's too hard.
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...so you can look
your fifty cents' worth.
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Well, you can search by name.
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...for the privilege of
staring at a girl the way
your wives won't let you.
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Doesn't matter.
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What do you suppose
we think of you up here?
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With your silly smirks your
mothers would be ashamed of.
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♪ All I did was try my best
This the kind of thanks I get? ♪
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♪ Unrelentlessly upset ♪
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♪ They say these are
The golden years ♪
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♪ But I wish I could disappear
Ego crush is so severe ♪
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♪ God, it's brutal out here ♪
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Yeah ♪
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♪ Got a broken ego
Broken heart ♪
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♪ God, I don't even know ♪
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♪ Where to start ♪
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Okay.
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Well, I don't know
about you all, but...
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I think it's been
a very long and boring break
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now that I'm no longer
a demagogue.
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I had a lovely visit with
my parents and their many cats.
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Explains the sweater.
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We knew this would happen
when we went nuclear.
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Who'd wanna send in a tip
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when they know that
we'll say who did it?
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Phase two is ongoing,
on its own, without us.
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I don't have palpitations when
I get my screen activity report,
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and I'm finally able
to sleep at night.
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You think hashtag "Tip Gate"
made things better?
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I watched Pippa Sykes
try and run over Bianca Breer
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with a Lime scooter twice.
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It's true. It's World War Teen.
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How will kids be
better to each other
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without us policing them?
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They have to learn to
police themselves for a change,
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which is what
they're supposed to do.
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It was a noble experiment,
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and like most, it failed.
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And we didn't get arrested
in the process.
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Now, I have to get into the city
and get back to work.
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Work?
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We're on break.
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I don't get multiple
alimony checks like you do.
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Just marry people
and underreport your wages.
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It's easy.
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We didn't get our
holiday bonuses, remember?
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The school that charges
90,000 a year
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"needed the money"
after the pandemic.
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I had to take on an odd job.
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I am back to
an old Barnard seasonal gig.
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Returning and-or exchanging
unwanted Christmas gifts
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for rich people.
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But hey, at least Constance
will have a new gym.
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You have to share a room?
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Oh, my God.
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We have to be out
by the middle of January,
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farthest extension
they'd give me.
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I didn't have too many options.
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But by the time you girls
get back from Hudson,
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this will be home.
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- I know it's not ideal.
- Dad, it's fine, okay?
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We're just grateful
to be together.
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Right?
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Right, yeah. I mean...
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Anywhere is better than Indiana.
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Um, and this is what, like...
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an hour away from school?
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Yeah, plus or minus.
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I can stay the weekend
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and help you
clean out the apartment.
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Besides, Shan has been
blowing up my phone
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- about New Year's Eve.
- No.
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No, no, no, no.
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Hey. You're coming with us.
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New Year's is
my favorite holiday,
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and we go
to Aki's dad's Hudson house
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every year since we were 13.
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It's the most quaint,
wonderful weekend.
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We just lay around,
eat food, play games,
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and then we dress up
for New Year's
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just to party with each other.
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- That sounds fun.
- Perfect.
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Hey, we've, you know,
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already spent
the last ten days together.
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- That was sister time.
- Okay.
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This weekend's about friends.
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Okay? And you are one.
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Everyone wants you there
anyway, so, uh...
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Right, Audrey?
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Audrey?
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Of course. It's my dream.
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Should we go
measure the closet?
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Hello?
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Hi, Mr. Wolfe,
I'm so sorry to bother you
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when you're in Wainscott.
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I just, um, I haven't been able
to get a hold of Max
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and I was just curious
to see if he'd be able to be
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back in time
to head to Hudson with us?
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Max didn't
come to Wainscott, sweetheart.
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He's at home.
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Like home-home?
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I take it Max didn't
tell you about the divorce?
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Oh, my God, no.
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No, he didn't. I'm--
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I'm so sorry, Mr. Wolfe. I...
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I gotta go.
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Fuck.
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- Hey, I'm sorry, I have to go.
Wait.
Where are you going?
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- I'm so sorry about this.
Bye.
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I told you,
I'm thinking about it.
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What is there to think about?
You can't actually want
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to go upstate
instead of hanging with me.
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Julien needs me, okay?
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- She really needs my support.
- We've been over this.
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You're always about
what Julien needs.
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We decided next year
was gonna be twenty-twenty-you.
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Look. She's my sister, okay?
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Technically.
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But you've known each other
for what? Four months?
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I've gone to school
with these guys for years.
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Do you even know what
Cruella de Haan's parents are?
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- What they do?
- What does that have to do
with anything?
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Shitty people
make shitty babies.
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There, I said it.
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They are not your people!
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Launch your new life
the right way, with me.
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Now, who do we want
to do our makeup for free?
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Bergdorf or Sephora?
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All you have to do is
make yourself cry.
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♪ ("BIG WHEEL"
BY SAMIA PLAYING) ♪
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And all those tips
you sent in about
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which of my outfits were repeats
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and which I had to pay
full price for?
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I was just trying to keep you
front of mind. Be mad at Luna.
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She sent in actual
terrible stuff about Zoya.
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But honest.
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Okay, it would've
been worse not to.
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Besides, a new year is dawning.
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And now that Gossip Girl
has committed hara-kiri,
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the airwaves are free and clear
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for you to jam them again
with your supreme frequency.
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It's time, JC.
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- No one wants me, Mone.
- One person does.
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Or did.
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Okay, whatever,
you have two options.
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You can create a drama
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that no one can take
their eyes off of.
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Exhibit A and A.
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Break up your
best friend's relationship
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and run off with her man.
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Aki's numbers have been going up
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ever since he took down
Isaiah Woodard.
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He may be in love with
another man,
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and woman,
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but I say yes to the mess.
Bonus points if it ends
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with the three of you
in bed together.
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Yeah.
- Or four.
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I'm not doing that.
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She's like my sister!
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Let's not bring up
Exhibit C, then.
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Oh, my God.
I'm truly disgusted right now.
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Yeah, we figured.
Which is why you're doing
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Exhibit Bergmann instead.
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Okay, Obie's over me. Again.
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Oh, honey,
he wanted to be over you. A lot.
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But you didn't let him.
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Hudson's where you lost
your virginity to each other.
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And since you haven't slept
with anyone since him,
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you can do it all over again.
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And I can hang in
the adjoining room
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and pretend the Nest caught it
on cam to get you viral.
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- You love him.
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And he loves you.
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We spent a year locked away
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with our status quo
still intact.
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Of course
everything's gonna change
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the second we emerge.
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But now, we're realizing
just how great things were.
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Ben Affleck went back
to a Jennifer.
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Things can be the way they were.
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♪ If he's somewhere
Getting smarter ♪
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♪ On a free man's odyssey ♪
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♪ God, I'm really gonna blow ♪
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♪ With all this
Empathetic shit... ♪
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I get him back, you get me back?
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Yes.
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Your new and improved IG
is ready to go.
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The first post,
the two of you at midnight,
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lip-locked and loaded.
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♪ I got bad news
But I didn't fight ♪
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She went for it!
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This does not
smell good in here.
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No, no, no, no.
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I distinctly told the bouncer
not to let you guys...
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let you guys in.
I forgot we invited him in.
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What's going on, Max?
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- Are you on something?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, everything.
And it's not working.
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I am drugged up
and I am fucked out
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and I still feel it.
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- Feel what?
- Both of you.
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Both of you.
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- Just grab my hand. Stop. Stop.
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You need to breathe right now.
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- Take a deep breath.
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Not too deep.
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No, it's not working.
It doesn't work.
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Of course it doesn't
fucking work, breathing.
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Your dad
told us about the divorce.
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Oh, yeah?
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Is that why you guys are here?
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No, we're here
because we care about you, okay?
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Well, uh, I'm fine.
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And my parents' marriage
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has got absolutely nothing
to do with me.
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So thank you guys
for checking in.
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You're coming to my dad's
for New Years, right?
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No, absolutely not. No.
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We go every year.
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Well, you know what,
things are different this year.
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They haven't been.
But they can be.
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Yeah, we need to stop ignoring
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how much we
actually care about each other.
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No, stop!
Stop, okay?
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You fucking guys,
you don't get it.
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Having sex with you,
it actually makes me feel bad
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because I don't just want sex.
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Neither do we!
254
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,199
Wh--
255
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,785
Sorry,
I didn't mean to yell.
256
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,538
We want the same thing.
257
00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:27,168
We're all products
of a broken home, you know?
258
00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:29,920
Not one of us knows
what a healthy relationship is.
259
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,547
Let alone one that's different.
260
00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,257
What about Audrey and I?
261
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,633
Aren't we healthy?
262
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:34,800
Sometimes.
263
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,765
But where do I fit in?
264
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,768
We do not have to have
all of the answers right now.
265
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,272
Let's just...
let's go to Hudson.
266
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,025
And when we get there, we can
continue talking about this,
267
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:54,737
but right now, you need
to go find some pants and...
268
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,032
maybe take a long shower.
Because you need it.
269
00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,619
Fine. Fine.
270
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,789
We cannot push him.
271
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:06,749
We won't.
272
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,460
We just...
273
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,254
need to remind him that
we're still best friends and...
274
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,424
show him how this might work.
275
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,634
I mean, how might it?
276
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,429
I don't know yet.
277
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,270
- Jules? What are you, uh...
- Well, I still have my keycard,
278
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,523
and since you're not answering
any of my texts,
279
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,442
I thought I would surprise you
with some pre-New Year's.
280
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,653
- Yeah, it's just, I'm not, um...
Alone?
281
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,238
Is your mom here? Or Heidi?
282
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,906
Otto? Everything alright?
283
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,825
Yeah, uh, it's fine.
It's just a friend.
284
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,411
- I'll just--
I'll be up in a second.
- I'm so sorry.
285
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,995
I...
286
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:46,163
No, Jules, wait. Jules.
- I feel so stupid.
287
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,375
I, um, I was just...
288
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,710
wanting to make sure that
you're coming to Hudson.
289
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,546
- Oh.
- Or if that you were, um,
290
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:56,465
but you probably have
other plans.
291
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,343
It's just that I've been,
you know,
292
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,012
I've been seeing somebody, uh,
for the past couple weeks,
293
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,931
and we were just--
we were gonna do New Year's
294
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,684
- together here, so...
- Yeah, that's, um...
295
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:11,021
Wonderful! Truly, yeah.
296
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,815
It's just,
I thought it'd be weird,
297
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,817
you know, to bring in
a girl I just started dating
298
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,903
to a party with my ex-girlfriend
and all that, so...
299
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,530
Exes. Because...
300
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,866
Zoya is gonna be there.
301
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:22,283
Yeah.
302
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:28,164
You take care of yourself.
303
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:29,457
And, uh...
304
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,710
Oh! I'll see you at school.
305
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:36,255
♪ ("TRUE SEEKERS"
BY SLEIGH BELLS PLAYING) ♪
306
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,969
♪ Everything
Everything's tempting ♪
307
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:45,306
♪ I've got my DNR ♪
308
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,308
♪ Drag my dress
Across the street... ♪
309
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,976
Her name is Grace Byron.
310
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,561
How did you--
311
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,521
Who is she?
312
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,981
Daughter of Charlotte Byron,
313
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,275
some Virginia state senator
or something.
314
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,527
Look, JC, I do owe you
a Christmas gift,
315
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,404
and this one seems perfect.
316
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,697
What are you talking about?
317
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,491
They've known
each other ten days.
318
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,617
Taking that down is easier than
319
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,036
knocking out bowling pins
with gutter rails.
320
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,370
We invite her to Hudson,
321
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,707
Obie sees you side by side,
no comparison, end of story.
322
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,418
- I don't think--
Nor should you.
323
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,794
That's why you have us.
324
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,838
Sure, he said no
to your invitation or whatever.
325
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,007
But when we invite
the entire school
326
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:22,343
to our normally closed
New Year's Party,
327
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,385
she'll convince him
that he just has to go,
328
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,929
because everyone else is.
329
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,723
And then when she comes,
you let us take care of Grace
330
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,060
with our usual grace.
331
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,102
They just started dating.
332
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:34,063
So we destroy it before
either are fully invested.
333
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,232
A win for all.
334
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,234
Oh, and it's also black-tie now.
Just to weed out the riffraff.
335
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,739
♪ ("GOLDEN" BY
ZELLA DAY PLAYING) ♪
336
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,666
♪ Real love is the only way
To start ♪
337
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,420
♪ Illuminate the shadows
Of my heart ♪
338
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:03,175
♪ The city is the only place
To go ♪
339
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,305
♪ But we can take it fast
Or take it slow ♪
340
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:13,018
♪ When we move
Across the floor ♪
341
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,854
We are golden... ♪
342
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,607
This is the quaint
weekend house?
343
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,442
I think I saw a basketball court
on the way in.
344
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,152
- That was a helipad.
345
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:22,945
Hi!
346
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,241
How was the ride?
Long.
347
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,159
Your bath is stocked
with L'Objet bath salts
348
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,869
- as you like, Miss La.
- Thanks, Special K.
349
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,080
This is Kenneth.
He's the property manager.
350
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,791
If you need anything, just
reach out to him. He's your guy.
351
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:38,586
Happy to show you
to your room later, Miss Lott.
352
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:39,628
Thanks.
353
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,975
Oh, you must be looking for me.
354
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,519
You're a teacher at my
daughter's school, aren't you?
355
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,815
Right.
That's how we found you.
356
00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,192
My assistant is away with
his family, of all things,
357
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,320
and unfortunately
these need to be exchanged
358
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,529
before the end of the year
359
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,448
for the Bouton d'or yellow gold.
360
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,240
They're already on hold,
361
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,826
but Marcello is
having them cleaned,
362
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,996
so you'll have to
return the rose gold today
363
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,498
and go back in the morning
for the new ones.
364
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,875
Do not take the subway.
365
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,918
Do not take a car service.
366
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,129
You walk.
367
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,548
And as long as
these are in your hands,
368
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,799
they're your responsibility.
369
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,427
If you lose them,
you pay for them.
370
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,013
And you cannot pay for them.
371
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,350
Got it.
372
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,527
Obie! You came.
373
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,696
Everybody, this is Grace.
374
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,531
And I hope that I'm not making
a huge mistake
375
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,824
introducing you to her.
376
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,867
Thank you so much
for having me, Akeno.
377
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:54,453
That's exactly how
his mom says it.
378
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,705
Oh, did I get it wrong?
379
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,874
No, that's how you're
supposed to say it.
380
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,209
Nice to meet you.
381
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,211
- I'm Monet.
- Luna.
382
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,295
Zoya.
383
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,338
I'm J--
384
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,340
No introduction necessary.
385
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,841
I've been
following you for years,
386
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,511
and half the products
on my face come from you.
387
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,222
And I know this is a special
weekend for y'all,
388
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,474
and I'm honored to be included.
389
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:17,935
No, it was imperative
that you come, actually.
390
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,978
No, please,
make yourself comfortable.
391
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,066
Hi there, Grace.
Hi, Grace. Lovely to meet you.
392
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,694
Hello.
Hi. How are you?
393
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,531
It's so nice
to see you again, uh...
394
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,573
Rosa.
395
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,325
Rosa.
396
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,122
So, what did I miss?
Who are you?
397
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,417
- It's Obie's friend.
- It's okay, you can say it.
398
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,419
Girlfriend?
- Oh.
399
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,837
God, no. Not yet.
400
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,422
I was gonna say date.
401
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:47,798
Um...
402
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,257
Obie, do you wanna
give Grace the tour?
403
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,426
Yeah, let's go.
404
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,850
When you invited
Camilla to dinner,
405
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,977
I didn't think
I was gonna have to
406
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,937
act like Princess fucking Diana
all weekend
407
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,648
with a fake smile
plastered on my face.
408
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,942
So, forget bowling.
This is tic-tac-toe.
409
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,610
He met her in the absence of you
410
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,154
and thought
she was a star, right?
411
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,865
But next to you?
She's bus and truck.
412
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,491
She won't make it past midnight.
413
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,161
Does anybody understand you?
414
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:18,454
Only the right people.
415
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,042
Look, at lunch,
we'll get her talking.
416
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,794
Every single thing that
she has to say
417
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,629
is a clue to what she
doesn't want us to know.
418
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,340
- Come on.
- Yeah. Go.
419
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,925
Do you wanna go on
a walk with us?
420
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,178
Wake me up when
there's food and booze.
421
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,511
Where are you?
422
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,222
Are you hiding from me?
423
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,850
- Rob!
424
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,435
You're late.
425
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,853
Oh, I missed you, Lulu.
426
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,732
Prove it.
427
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,067
Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,700
Ooh!
Oh, my goodness.
429
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,830
Queen, what is this delight?
430
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:46,667
Oh, I just whipped up a little
something to start our meal.
431
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,877
I got that duck sausage
that you like,
432
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,086
- so I thought...
- Beautiful.
433
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,428
Is that pasta from scratch?
434
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,472
Just pici,
it's easier than you think.
435
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,473
No, she's being humble.
436
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,183
Literally everything that
she cooks is unreal.
437
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:13,402
- Oh, wait. I think we forgot
to make the sangria.
438
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,238
- What the hell. I'll do it.
- That's an emphatic yes from me.
439
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,365
I'll just text Kenneth
to bring the wine up.
440
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,032
No, Grace and I
can go grab the wine.
441
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,826
I wanted to show her the cellar.
442
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,411
No!
443
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,290
I... Grace needs to show us
how to eat her pasta.
444
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:26,915
Right.
445
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,585
Z, can you grab the wine?
446
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,421
- Sure. It's, uh, where?
- The cellar.
447
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,964
So, go past the kitchen
448
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,716
to the door
at the base of the stairs,
449
00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:37,134
make a right, and then
continue down that hallway
450
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,971
until you see another stairway.
And that's where it is.
451
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,139
Okay.
452
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,309
- As fast as possible.
453
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,186
So, how'd you guys meet?
454
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,605
At Teterboro.
455
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,731
Were you going to Germany?
456
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,941
No, I, uh, I was--
457
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,860
He had no idea
where he was going.
458
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:55,777
He was a mess.
459
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,905
He walked into our plane
thinking it was his.
460
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,115
Once I sat down,
I couldn't get up.
461
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:00,991
He admitted he had
nowhere to go.
462
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,786
So I asked him
if he could go anywhere,
463
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,371
anywhere in the world,
where would it be?
464
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,664
- And I said...
- Two years ago.
465
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,958
It just broke my heart.
466
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,168
Cause that's what
we all want, right?
467
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,712
To go back before COVID,
before everything changed.
468
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,923
So I took him to Paris.
469
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,134
And then to Split.
And then to Fez.
470
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,595
And then to Virginia
for Christmas.
471
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,306
Taught him how to make biscuits
like my Meemaw taught me.
472
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,599
And we played chess.
473
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,142
She destroyed me
a few times, but...
474
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,478
He submitted each time
with dignity,
475
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,854
which I found sexy.
476
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,522
- So you're competitive?
I guess.
477
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,607
A little.
478
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,150
Isn't everyone?
479
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,902
Look, I have literally
never seen her lose.
480
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,404
I mean, she has
a wall of trophies
481
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,530
for everything from
jumping to judo.
482
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,740
Great!
483
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,200
After lunch, games.
484
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,329
Where is that wine?
485
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,964
- Yeah?
Sorry,
486
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,007
I know you're basically
at the White Lotus or whatever,
487
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,759
but I had to update you.
488
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,594
Guess who we just met
on the subway?
489
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,261
Who?
490
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,597
Aziza fucking Barnes.
491
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,432
Seriously?
492
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,686
You would've loved them.
They were so chill,
493
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,646
even invited us to
a poetry reading later.
494
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:13,897
And the best part?
495
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,192
Aziza said their friend
Jericho would be there.
496
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,236
- Jericho Brown?
Hey, girl!
497
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,530
What if I see him read
"Night Shift" live?
498
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573
I'll expire.
499
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,826
Shit!
500
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,285
Where'd you go?
501
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,164
What the hell?
502
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,334
I think I'm actually
in the house
of a Tarantino villain.
503
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,212
Do you need to be rescued?
We should've made a code word.
504
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,089
I just might. I'll let you know.
505
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,424
I'll call you back later.
506
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,386
Where the fuck am I?
507
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,606
Shit! Are you kidding me?
508
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,029
Fucking kidding me?
509
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,239
I think it's your turn.
Yeah, I think
it's Grace's turn.
510
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,034
She knows it's her turn.
- Oh, God.
511
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,243
- Mmm...
- Mm-mm.
512
00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:11,621
- Oh, my God. I did it. I did it.
513
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,999
- Okay, okay.
- Yes!
514
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,293
Decent.
515
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:16,460
- My turn.
- Julien.
516
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,923
- No.
- Okay.
517
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,551
No, no, no.
- Audrey!
518
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,427
- Just let her pick one.
519
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,928
- Okay, fine. Okay.
That's the game.
520
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,431
- Okay.
Careful.
521
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,184
- I knew that was gonna happen!
522
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,352
Zoya!
What are you doing out there?
523
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,229
I mean, seriously, guys.
524
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,939
Are you fucking kidding?
I was calling all of you.
525
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,443
I'm so sorry.
I got lost at Mar-a-Lago once.
526
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,445
Not the place
you wanna open random doors,
527
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,072
I will tell you that.
528
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:46,698
We're gonna play feminist Taboo.
529
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,783
Come, join.
530
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,368
Hey, make sure Grace loses.
531
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:52,496
Grace! Be my partner.
532
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,665
Oh, sure.
- Jules?
533
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,792
Obes, you're mine.
534
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,126
I think we should split up.
535
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,128
I only play emotional games.
536
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,922
Sorry, Z,
but you're on your own.
537
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,010
- Hey, Maxie.
- Mm, hey.
538
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,596
- Farmer Rob?
- Mm-hmm.
539
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,683
You usually seem happier
after you've seen him.
540
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,144
- This time was different.
Why? What happened?
541
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,396
- He's moving.
- Oh, no.
542
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,524
To the city.
- Oh, no.
543
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,150
It's some
grand romantic gesture.
544
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,444
He even applied
for an internship
545
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,196
at the Bronx Zoo and everything.
546
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,948
Well, you know, it could be fun.
547
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:28,824
You finally get to center
your side piece.
548
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,326
You like him, don't you?
549
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,078
I like him up here.
550
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,123
Down there... I'm not so sure.
551
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,166
What about you?
552
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,292
You seem a bit more
centered yourself.
553
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:43,421
No. No, no, no, no.
Try in the middle.
554
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,091
And it is not
my favorite position.
555
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,218
Sounds like we both have
decisions to make.
556
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,344
Oh, no.
You have a decision to make.
557
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:53,515
- I'm removing myself.
- Too bad it's an hour away.
558
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,433
Ah. And just canceled.
559
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:59,354
Oh, fu-- Damn.
560
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:00,480
Smash the...
- Patriarchy.
561
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,315
- Yes!
- Nice.
562
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,442
- Out. You can't say "smash."
- Aw.
563
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,028
It's okay. Next time.
564
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:12,367
- Okay, you ready? All right.
- Let's do it. Yep.
565
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,911
You met her
at that place you hate.
566
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,037
Zadie Smith.
567
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,206
Obie's godmother.
568
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,835
You're not supposed to
like it, but you do.
569
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:23,795
- Thigh gap? Of course.
Audrey...
570
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,506
I'm not supposed to
like it, but I do.
571
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:27,549
Digital penetration.
What?
572
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,345
Uh, it was Woody Allen films.
573
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:37,392
- Hey, Kenneth!
574
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,437
For the guest.
- Oh, none for me.
575
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,063
Tequila is not my friend.
576
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,566
Bit of a lightweight.
577
00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:47,027
Obie and I forfeit.
It's you two for the win.
578
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,154
Uh, okay?
579
00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,323
Then I guess
it's your turn, babe.
580
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:53,283
- Okay.
I love winning.
581
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,410
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
582
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:58,246
Okay, um, famous female artist.
Unibrow.
583
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,457
This is easy.
Uh...
584
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:03,752
Uh, Latina? Married to--
No, I can't say that. Um...
585
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,670
Julien?
Are you serious?
586
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,255
Was in a bus accident once?
587
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,757
- Uh, what?
She serious?
588
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,592
- Oh! Salma Hayek.
Oh, yeah.
589
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:13,637
Okay, well, she...
- Time. Um, Audrey and Aki win.
590
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,599
No.
- Yes! No surprises.
591
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,808
I'm so sorry.
592
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,770
We just have to
get to know each other better.
593
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,230
Get them next time, partner?
594
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,106
Yeah.
595
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,274
Fucking Grace!
596
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,526
Did you see
the way he looks at her?
597
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,779
I mean, I get it,
I wanna date her too.
598
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,781
This was...
This was a huge mistake.
599
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:34,324
I can't compete
against American royalty.
600
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,409
No, we did dynasties,
not monarchies,
601
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,702
and I mean my tense there.
602
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:38,662
Look, sure,
the Byrons are old money,
603
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,706
but old money
is yesterday's currency, okay?
604
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,458
You are Julien fucking Calloway.
605
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,794
Even when your dad
was public enemy number one,
606
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,004
Balenciaga still
sent you samples.
607
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,465
Grace Whatever has never
even seen a runway show.
608
00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:53,301
She's catalogue only.
Full Draper James.
609
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,803
And you think
you can't top that?
610
00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:56,346
You know what? You're right.
611
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:57,055
'Cause she's not even
on the same mountain.
612
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,641
And more importantly,
613
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:00,976
- Miss Congeniality is
a mean drunk.
-Can I fucking help you?
614
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,729
- That's why
she said no downstairs.
-What the fuck was that for?
615
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,315
-Don't fucking film me!
Oh, my God.
616
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,025
- How did you find this?
-Do you know who I am?
617
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:10,694
You've gotta
stop asking me that.
618
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,862
Great. Now we know what
tonight's entertainment will be.
619
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,322
We'll get her drunk and we'll
get the cameras rolling.
620
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,742
Don't worry, JC.
We'll leave you out of it.
621
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,495
Let us mean girls
turn her into a mean girl.
622
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,872
This shit'll be stitched
from now until St. Paddy's Day.
623
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:26,126
And Obie will be yours before
the countdown even begins.
624
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:35,385
Hey, you wanna
not watch a movie?
625
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,512
You guys,
you gotta stop doing this.
626
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:40,140
- Does he know we mean sex?
- Yes, he knows we mean sex.
627
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,142
I want you to
stop meaning anything.
628
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:44,561
The sitting next to me,
the staring at me longingly,
629
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,104
the cornering me,
the centering me. I mean,
630
00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,273
I'm not some object.
631
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:49,691
Okay? I'm flesh and blood.
632
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,192
How am I even
saying these things?
633
00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:54,612
You are not an object, Max.
634
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,325
Nothing has ever felt
635
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,911
more right, more natural,
more organic
636
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,204
than when we're together.
637
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,791
No! No. You-- you're together.
638
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,377
You don't get it.
I-- I'm extra. You know?
639
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,629
And you can't see that
from the inside,
640
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:15,633
but I'm out here and it's scary
and it feels unsafe and...
641
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:16,676
You know what?
642
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:25,727
What are you doing here?
643
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,813
I'm just passing through.
644
00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,400
I didn't ask you in.
645
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,361
Last I heard,
you don't own this place.
646
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,780
That's a bad joke, I'm sorry.
647
00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,823
You're not really someone
who should be joking about...
648
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:39,991
about anything.
649
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,785
I just wanted to stop by and say
how grateful I am to you.
650
00:27:41,868 --> 00:27:44,829
I would never have imagined
things working out like this.
651
00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:45,705
You...
652
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,625
taking in my daughter.
653
00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:49,751
I'm happy to have done it.
654
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,673
Where are you moving?
655
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:56,925
Look, I already told
your lawyers.
656
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,134
I wanna help.
657
00:27:58,218 --> 00:27:59,386
I think we got it.
658
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:02,680
I wanna help you stay.
659
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:08,353
Julien is my daughter.
660
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,438
And not only do I love her,
661
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,524
but I am still
responsible for her.
662
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,150
They haven't taken
that away from me.
663
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,571
This might be the only way
I can still take care of her.
664
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,035
You'll have to find another way.
665
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,621
Thanks. But we're good.
666
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,720
♪ ("WILD HEART"
BY STEVIE NICKS PLAYING) ♪
667
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,682
- Oh, my God! How cute is this?
- Right?
668
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:47,058
Am I weird that I kind of
like the smell of bars?
669
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,476
No, not at all.
670
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,937
Well, then
you'll love this place.
671
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,481
We come every year.
Ironically, of course.
672
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:57,068
- Uh, do you want a drink?
- Uh, just a Diet Coke, please.
673
00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,319
No, no, don't worry.
674
00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,155
Grace has a soft spot
for normal people.
675
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,906
So we'll use her politeness
against her.
676
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,908
She won't be able to resist
if locals and bar staff
677
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,994
keep offering her drinks, right?
678
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,246
And luckily,
my friend basically works here.
679
00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,290
What can I get you?
680
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,792
Patron, please, papi.
681
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,297
Um, none for me.
I can't do shots.
682
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,507
Oh, Grace, it would be rude
to refuse, right?
683
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,594
- One won't kill you.
684
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,012
Okay. One.
685
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,514
Yes! Okay.
Whoo! To new friends.
686
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,934
-♪ ♪
687
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,854
♪ I will not
Forget this night... ♪
688
00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:38,109
A, uh, rye Manhattan.
Templeton, if possible.
689
00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,361
How about a Jack and Coke?
690
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:41,946
Make it a double and we're good.
691
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,034
Was wondering if
we'd see you this year.
692
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,869
Oh, yeah, it's tradition.
693
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:51,080
Warms our heart to see
such consistent young love.
694
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:53,458
You two are the cutest couple
I've ever seen.
695
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,211
That's what I keep telling them.
696
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,671
♪ Don't blame it on me ♪
697
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,301
♪ Blame it on my wild heart... ♪
698
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,928
Well, what's the verdict?
699
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,056
Still in deliberations.
700
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,474
- Hmm.
- You?
701
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:12,227
- Nothing to decide.
- That's not true, boo.
702
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,771
- And if you want my advice...
- Did I ask?
703
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:17,815
It's like the first day
at the pool.
704
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,984
You just gotta jump in.
705
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,820
When I first met Rob, do you
remember what you told me?
706
00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:26,407
That if you didn't
sit on it, then I would?
707
00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,910
To not be afraid
of what could be.
708
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,745
I disclosed right away
and found out.
709
00:30:30,828 --> 00:30:33,748
And "what could be" has been
for a few fun years now.
710
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:36,292
And who are you
to ever miss out on fun, huh?
711
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,087
- Jump.
712
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,465
♪ In dark sorrow
They gaze down ♪
713
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,969
♪ Into the darkest heart ♪
714
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:48,763
♪ If I leave you... ♪
715
00:30:48,846 --> 00:30:52,100
There's something that you make
that I love,
716
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,601
but I can't remember what it is.
717
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,938
Two White Russians
please, Gerta.
718
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:59,023
Yes, that's right.
719
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,233
Yeah.
720
00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:02,735
♪ You say
You don't even know... ♪
721
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:04,612
Look, I just wanna say,
722
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,532
thank you for being
so nice to Grace.
723
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,409
You know, I mean, I was...
724
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:11,452
I was worried that
it might be too much too soon,
725
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,746
but... I don't know,
726
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,291
I don't know why I was worried
at all, she fits right in.
727
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,625
Yeah, she does.
728
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,673
Come on. Just one more, come on.
729
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,843
Uh... Okay, but then that is it.
730
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,219
Oh, my God, you are so fun.
731
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,304
Okay. Can we have
two more, please?
732
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,931
God, it...
733
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:35,143
it feels good to let loose.
I haven't since Japan last year,
734
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,978
and that was
a little too much fun,
735
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,813
- if you know what I mean.
- I do.
736
00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:41,149
I just have to be on
my best behavior
737
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:42,817
'cause my mom, you know,
eyes everywhere,
738
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,819
reporters always trying
to get you at your worst.
739
00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:47,697
You do not have to worry
about any of that with us.
740
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,157
I mean,
Aki's dad owns the media.
741
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,826
How do you think we've been
drinking here
since middle school?
742
00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:53,077
You can do anything you want,
743
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,455
and it won't ever
be a thing, I promise.
744
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:56,205
Let's party like
it's Golden Gai, huh?
745
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,498
Come on.
746
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,667
- Whoo!
747
00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,628
Cheers.
748
00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:06,549
Should I go see
if the bouncer has coke?
749
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:07,884
Oh, the bouncer has coke.
750
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:09,927
I made sure of it.
751
00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,599
I've had a shit day.
752
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,852
-♪ ♪
- Oh, sorry, I didn't even...
753
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:19,646
I made 20 dollars an hour
754
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,356
returning clothes, shoes,
and jewelry
755
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:22,857
worth more than
a decade of my salary
756
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,526
for people whose staff
have the holidays off.
757
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,070
At one point, I calculated
758
00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:31,616
I was walking around with
200,000 dollars worth of things.
759
00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:34,577
And I got some tips,
but that doesn't really make up
760
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,746
for the scolding
I also received.
761
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,039
Like, this one lady said
she'd ruin me
762
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:42,585
because the place she sent me to
only offered store credit
763
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,046
in exchange for
a 9,000-dollar coat
764
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,048
she wore once and returned.
765
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,883
I can't keep Zoya in Constance
766
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:51,260
and also pay for
a comfortable rental,
767
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:52,178
even in Queens.
768
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,473
I'm trying to figure out
how to, but...
769
00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,726
Davis offered
to buy this place...
770
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,230
so that we could stay.
771
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,899
Along with a good chunk of money
to take care of Julien.
772
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,567
You're gonna say no, right?
773
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:07,735
I don't know.
774
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,864
But he promised
to stay out of our lives.
775
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:14,283
Said that that's the last thing
he would do for Julien.
776
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:16,994
Honestly...
777
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,664
would you take the money?
778
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,583
It's never just about the money,
779
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,085
and it would never be
the last thing.
780
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:25,253
I mean, you take his money,
781
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,505
you're in his pocket forever,
you know that.
782
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:30,091
People like Davis
use money to control us.
783
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:34,846
Your morals are a lot
more valuable, I think.
784
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,140
If you take his money,
you're giving those away, right?
785
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:38,683
And you never compromise
your morals?
786
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:39,684
I sure have.
787
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,520
And, uh,
I'll probably pay for it
788
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:43,896
in the future, most likely,
789
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,982
but you've lived a life where
you haven't had to,
790
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,608
so why start now?
791
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,277
It might be hard to figure out
how you'll do it all yourself,
792
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,404
but I know you.
793
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:52,155
You'll find a way.
794
00:33:54,031 --> 00:33:55,908
I really needed to hear
somebody else say that.
795
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:57,535
Thank you.
796
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,167
So, I've been thinking
about what you said...
797
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,920
about moving to New York,
798
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,630
and if you're serious
about that...
799
00:34:10,381 --> 00:34:12,175
and you're serious about me...
800
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,469
- you know...
- Yeah.
801
00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,179
Fuck, yes, Lulubelle. Yeah.
802
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,974
Yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
803
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:21,058
Um...
804
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,977
I'm gonna go put our song
on the jukebox
805
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:24,604
and go buy everybody a round.
806
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,148
We don't have a song.
807
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:27,982
Sure we do.
808
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,154
Yeah, I think it works,
but, um...
809
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,364
how do we pitch it?
810
00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:38,284
I think we just have to
have fun together.
811
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:40,745
Get him to stop thinking
and start feeling.
812
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,372
But he'll never
go for this. He's afraid of us.
813
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,166
Let's make him
remember why he likes us.
814
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,042
How?
815
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:53,674
♪ ("SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS"
BY THE CHAINSMOKERS
& COLDPLAY PLAYS) ♪
816
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,510
Oh, God, this song. Come on.
817
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,136
- What?
- He loves cheese, remember?
818
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:57,720
♪ Been reading books of old ♪
819
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,014
Don't lie, you love this.
820
00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:02,141
♪ The legends and the myths
Achilles and his gold ♪
821
00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:03,684
Come on, Max.
Dance with us.
822
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,686
♪ Hercules and his gifts ♪
823
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,355
I told you this wouldn't work.
824
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,815
Just give it a second.
825
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,691
♪ Batman with his fists ♪
826
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,901
Okay.
827
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,403
♪ And clearly I don't see myself
Upon that list ♪
828
00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:17,031
♪ But she said
Where do you wanna go? ♪
829
00:35:17,114 --> 00:35:18,366
Don't fight it.
We know you love this shit.
830
00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:23,204
♪ I'm not looking for somebody
With some superhuman gifts ♪
831
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,706
Come on!
832
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,250
♪ Some superhero
Some fairytale bliss ♪
833
00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,960
This fucking song.
834
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,420
♪ Just something I can turn to ♪
835
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,381
♪ Somebody I can kiss ♪
836
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,132
♪ I want something
Just like this ♪
837
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,135
♪ Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo ♪
838
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,345
♪ Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo ♪
839
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,723
♪ Doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo ♪
840
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:45,351
♪ I want something
Just like this ♪
841
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,068
♪ I want something
Just like this ♪
842
00:35:59,240 --> 00:35:59,282
Hey!
843
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:08,583
♪ I want something
Just like this ♪
844
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,502
This can work, Max.
845
00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,838
Uh, yeah, uh,
we have a plan, actually.
846
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,591
Um, you and Audrey can hang out
from Monday to Wednesday,
847
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,926
and you and I can hang out
from Thursday to Saturday.
848
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,554
Yeah, and we all spend
Sunday together.
849
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,269
You're serious?
We are.
850
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,021
Yes, we are.
- Wow.
851
00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:31,606
- Come on.
- Grace, I just-- No, I don't--
852
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,941
Don't you wanna kiss me?
853
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,610
- No, no.
- Kiss me!
854
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,321
No, I-- I don't think
that's a good idea.
855
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,449
It's okay. Oh, um, just--
856
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,826
-♪ ("SHALLOW" BY BRADLEY COOPER
& LADY GAGA PLAYING) ♪
- This my part.
857
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,202
♪ Something, boy ♪
858
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:52,126
♪ Aren't you tired
Trying to fill that void? ♪
859
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:56,130
♪ Or do you need more? ♪
860
00:36:56,213 --> 00:36:57,840
Do you-- do you want to just
give me the mic?
861
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:02,011
♪ Ain't it hard
Keepin' it so hardcore? ♪
862
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:03,596
Just give me the mic?
Just give me the mic.
863
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:07,016
You wanna sing? Yes! Yes.
Everyone...
864
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,102
- No, I-- Jesus.
- Julien's going to sing!
865
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,812
No, I'm not gonna sing.
866
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,981
She's beautiful, I love her.
867
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:17,151
She's the Bradley to my Cooper.
868
00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:18,319
My parents,
they're about to pass me
869
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,781
back and forth like a dessert
that they're sharing.
870
00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,324
And you guys,
you wanna do the same thing?
871
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,161
Do you even-- Do you even care
what's on the line for me?
872
00:37:27,244 --> 00:37:29,372
If it doesn't work out,
if someone gets jealous?
873
00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:33,501
Or you two, you just get tired
of the extra-- extra effort.
874
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,335
Then I'm the expendable one.
875
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,214
No. I'm done
having this conversation.
876
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,176
Just leave me alone
and let me go.
877
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:49,183
♪ In the sha-la
Sha-ha-llow... ♪
878
00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:51,519
Maybe we can go get
some fresh air?
879
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:53,229
Do you think that
I should intervene?
880
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:55,231
I don't need air,
I need tequila.
881
00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:56,273
No, you definitely don't.
882
00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,025
♪ In the sha-ha... ♪
- Thank you.
883
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,360
Don't you think
she's had enough?
884
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:02,655
You're probably right.
885
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:05,408
She's already far
exceeded expectation.
886
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:07,576
Oh, why do you think
she's here, Zoya?
887
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,161
So that Obie can see her mess
and get back with Julien.
888
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,956
And then JC can go back to
the way things were
889
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:12,415
before Gossip Girl.
890
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:14,583
Hmm?
891
00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:24,927
Everyone sing!
892
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:28,764
I need to tell you a secret.
893
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,683
Okay. Okay.
894
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,226
I thought I had to compete
with you, but I didn't.
895
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,270
You're losing to yourself.
896
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,481
Give me the mic!
897
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:40,192
Hey! Why are you
being like this? Be fun.
898
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,194
- Grace!
- Be fun, bitch.
899
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,863
Grace, I think it's time
that we go, okay?
900
00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:44,947
Really?
- Yes.
901
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,408
Now you're on her side?
902
00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:50,578
Fucking Yankees. All the same.
903
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,121
And you know what, Julien?
904
00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:54,373
You suck at games!
905
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,083
- We gotta get her out of here.
I'm trying.
906
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,126
Oh, my God, you guys. It's the--
907
00:38:57,209 --> 00:39:00,004
It's the door guy
who sold me drugs.
908
00:39:00,087 --> 00:39:02,715
- It's time to go.
- Do you know that's
a federal crime?
909
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:03,549
- Grace, stop!
Give me the mic.
910
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:06,260
- You-- you want the mic?
911
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,678
Grace.
You want the mic?
912
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,096
Mic drop!
913
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,475
Grace. Okay, that's it.
Come down.
914
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:14,268
- Oh, my God.
No.
915
00:39:14,351 --> 00:39:17,021
- Oh, my God.
No. Help me.
916
00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:42,630
Hmm, I wonder where Grace is?
917
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:47,134
Blanche DuBlah's probably
sleeping off her shame spiral,
918
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,762
which is what I'm trying to do,
but you keep on talking.
919
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,317
Oh, for fuck's sake.
920
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:10,533
Okay. So listen.
921
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,035
First off, we wanna say
we're really sorry.
922
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,329
We... We feel terrible.
923
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,872
We should've never spoken
to you that way,
924
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,083
and you're not expendable
to us, Max.
925
00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:20,167
But you're right.
926
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:20,918
We've been together
for a long time,
927
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,170
and we understand that
928
00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,131
you may feel that
you have more to lose.
929
00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,299
So here's our proposal.
930
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:27,424
We wanna date you.
931
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,177
Together.
932
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:30,511
Equals, the three of us.
933
00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,347
A triad.
934
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,724
Which is not...
It's not a throuple, okay?
935
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:36,851
It's a real relationship.
936
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:37,768
It's based on the fact that
937
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:40,604
all three sides of
a triangle are equal.
938
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:42,565
What that means is that...
939
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,069
well, if being together
like that doesn't work
940
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,572
for all three of us, then it
doesn't work for any of us.
941
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,575
We break up.
942
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:54,952
Her and me.
943
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,204
You and us and...
944
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,666
Honestly, all or nothing.
945
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,794
If you're in, we're in.
946
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,713
But if not, no worries.
947
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:06,922
It's not an ultimatum.
948
00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:09,383
But we just don't
work without you.
949
00:41:09,466 --> 00:41:12,219
And we don't want to.
That's what's fun.
950
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,356
Hey!
951
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,483
I thought you might need these.
952
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,485
But you seem way ahead of me.
953
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,280
I don't remember much
of last night,
954
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:32,823
but it must be bad.
955
00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:35,367
I woke up on the bathroom floor,
956
00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,078
and I haven't seen Obie
once this morning.
957
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,705
I'm afraid to even
open my phone.
958
00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:41,540
No, it-- it wasn't that bad.
959
00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:44,460
You're sweet.
But I'm a politician's kid.
960
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:45,544
I can smell spin.
961
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,756
Well, listen,
this is just a hazing.
962
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,049
They do it to everybody new.
963
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:51,884
I mean, take it from me.
Julien's my sister,
964
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:53,844
and you wouldn't believe
what they've tried.
965
00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,262
But I'm still here.
966
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:58,766
I'd rather leave with the last
shred of dignity I have.
967
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,435
If you leave right now,
you're just letting them win.
968
00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,561
And I can tell
Obie is really into you.
969
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:05,481
You think staying is winning?
970
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:08,609
Just makes them think
it was all okay.
971
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:11,320
I gotta go.
972
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,877
You, Aud, and Ak looked great
on the dance floor last night.
973
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,255
Hmm. So did you
and Pabst Blue Robert.
974
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:30,381
Hmm.
975
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,424
Three, two, one.
976
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:34,134
Will I be leaving with a gift
or just extra baggage?
977
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,636
Can I stay whole
if I agree to become a third?
978
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:44,186
Hey, are you okay?
979
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,521
Grace left.
980
00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:46,563
Oh.
981
00:42:58,075 --> 00:42:59,868
Hey. Come here.
982
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,790
I know that I've been
distracted this weekend
983
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,667
and it hasn't been
exactly what I promised,
984
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:10,671
but I wanted to thank you
for being here in support.
985
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:15,259
It has been so hard to be here
with Grace and Obie.
986
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:18,012
But now that she's gone,
987
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,680
we can just have
a peaceful New Year's,
988
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,015
no outsiders or--
989
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,766
I don't support what you did.
990
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,310
And I'm also an outsider here,
991
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:25,519
no matter how much you wanna
pretend that that isn't true.
992
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:28,814
Why did you lie to me about
993
00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:30,357
what this weekend
was really about?
994
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,902
- The getting rid of Grace stuff?
995
00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,154
Really?
996
00:43:35,237 --> 00:43:37,614
It wasn't about that.
Not originally.
997
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,367
Things got out of hand, but...
998
00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,202
This-- this weekend is
about friends.
999
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,705
You keep saying that,
but is this how friends act?
1000
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:45,789
Look...
1001
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,083
I know you want things
to go back to the way they were,
1002
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,168
but I really wish you didn't,
1003
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:52,171
because they were awful
for anyone that wasn't you.
1004
00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:53,756
And I'm not your friend,
I'm your sister.
1005
00:43:53,839 --> 00:43:55,257
And as your sister,
I'm telling you,
1006
00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:56,383
now is your only chance
1007
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,218
to do something
you've never done before.
1008
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,262
Be a gracious loser, okay?
1009
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:02,306
Stop fighting for everything,
1010
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:04,099
and just be the bigger person
and let it go!
1011
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,186
Holding yourself accountable
1012
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,396
instead of letting Gossip Girl
and the rest of the world do it
1013
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,398
could be the best thing
to ever happen to you.
1014
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:30,793
Oh. And, um, here is my invoice.
1015
00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:35,130
I also take, uh, Cash App
or Venmo, if that's easier.
1016
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:37,674
Why is there a cab receipt here?
1017
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,802
You specifically told me not to
take the subway or a rideshare.
1018
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:43,389
Are you seriously trying to
nickel and dime me right now?
1019
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:46,517
The cost of the cab
is like an hour of my time.
1020
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,604
I don't see how it's my problem
you don't listen.
1021
00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:52,815
Implicit to running errands
for someone
1022
00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:54,692
is doing what they
ask you to do.
1023
00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:58,112
And part of running errands
for people is that
1024
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,197
I was denied
my end-of-year bonus
1025
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,282
because the board,
made up entirely of parents,
1026
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,410
including you,
decided that that money
1027
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:05,911
would be better served
going to a new gym.
1028
00:45:05,994 --> 00:45:09,832
So here I am returning
30,000-dollar earrings for you,
1029
00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:13,085
and you seriously want to argue
about a 15-dollar cab?
1030
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:14,628
You think you deserved
a bonus this year?
1031
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:18,173
You all complained about
teaching during COVID,
1032
00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,258
so the school didn't reopen.
1033
00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,885
Do you know how hard it was
on us working parents?
1034
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:23,470
We didn't wanna risk our lives--
1035
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,014
Then, you all
allowed Gossip Girl
1036
00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:29,309
to taunt and torment them
upon their return.
1037
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,061
Not only did you do
nothing about it,
1038
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,188
but some of you even sent in
tips yourselves.
1039
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:36,775
Tips on kids you were
in charge of.
1040
00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:39,361
If I could fire each and
every one of you, I would.
1041
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,947
So you being cheap was punitive?
1042
00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,115
That's the thing
with you people,
1043
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,951
you think you're entitled
to something you didn't earn.
1044
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:49,329
- Who people?
- Middle-class white girls
1045
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:53,292
who don't stand out, so they
claim some kind of victimhood.
1046
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:56,670
Push others to spread the wealth
they themselves can't earn.
1047
00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:58,922
I pay 40% in taxes
so you don't have to.
1048
00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:04,261
I trickle down so that you can
teach in a safe environment,
1049
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:07,473
eating cafeteria food
cooked by Michelin chefs,
1050
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,516
all while teaching
the future lawmakers of America.
1051
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,561
You're glorified babysitters
1052
00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:14,855
whose names will be hard
to recollect in five years,
1053
00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:18,192
whereas the names of the kids
you purport to teach
1054
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,360
will never be forgotten.
1055
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,529
It is a privilege
1056
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:23,739
to work at Constance.
1057
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:26,575
And the board...
1058
00:46:28,827 --> 00:46:31,288
felt you all needed
to be reminded of that.
1059
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,709
Thank you, Mrs. de Haan.
1060
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,922
For reminding me
why I do what I do.
1061
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:52,809
Hey.
1062
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,355
Have a second?
1063
00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,690
I'm still trying to get her.
1064
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:03,195
That's what I wanted to
talk to you about, actually.
1065
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:06,365
Um, a-- apologize, really,
which I know I do a lot.
1066
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,575
It's not your fault.
1067
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,620
It is.
1068
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:12,829
I'm the reason she's gone.
1069
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,584
What did you do?
1070
00:47:19,002 --> 00:47:19,753
Everything.
1071
00:47:21,922 --> 00:47:22,798
Obie, I love you.
1072
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,425
It never stopped for me.
1073
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:28,220
But you were willing to ditch me
for my sister in, like, a week.
1074
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:33,433
And then, now, for this person
that you've known ten days.
1075
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:34,935
I just wanted to show you
that you don't really know her.
1076
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:39,022
The only person you know is me.
1077
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:44,736
I do know you.
1078
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,656
And that's the problem.
1079
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,952
I mean, I've known you
so well for so long,
1080
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,203
I've never had room...
1081
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,163
to know myself.
1082
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:55,872
And now, that's all I want. I...
1083
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,127
I mean, Grace is open with me.
1084
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:03,088
She told me about her past.
Last night is not a surprise.
1085
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,049
Okay? Just like
it's not a surprise
1086
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,092
that you're behind it.
1087
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,807
- Yeah, because I love you.
- But it's not about you.
1088
00:48:15,809 --> 00:48:15,976
Jules, it's not.
1089
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:18,520
And it's not about Grace.
1090
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:20,480
It's not about my parents.
It's not about anybody.
1091
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,275
It's about me. For once, me.
1092
00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,444
Having a chance
to learn who I am.
1093
00:48:28,405 --> 00:48:29,406
Okay, just...
1094
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,325
Just let me go.
1095
00:48:32,909 --> 00:48:32,993
Please.
1096
00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,351
I just had the most incredible,
1097
00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:00,604
infuriating,
igniting thing happen.
1098
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,522
Oh, my God.
Breathing, right.
1099
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:03,565
What happened?
1100
00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:05,567
I just told Camille de Haan off.
1101
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:07,027
And she came back at me
with the most
1102
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,696
insane, irrelevant
conservative bullshit.
1103
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,115
Wait. Are you unpacking?
1104
00:49:13,575 --> 00:49:15,619
Good news. We're staying.
1105
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,079
Did you pick up a new case?
1106
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,126
You took his offer.
1107
00:49:25,170 --> 00:49:27,047
Had to do
what's best for the girls.
1108
00:49:27,130 --> 00:49:29,966
Plus, I can continue taking
pro bono cases this way.
1109
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,718
I could actually do more
for the community.
1110
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:32,803
How noble.
1111
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:34,054
I have to be a dad first.
1112
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,973
Yes, you do.
1113
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,725
And Zoya deserves a dad
1114
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,853
who lives by an example
he'd want her to follow.
1115
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:45,065
Oh, my God. We're all
just for sale, aren't we?
1116
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,150
You're so righteous, Kate.
1117
00:49:48,276 --> 00:49:49,152
How's that working out for you?
1118
00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,488
'Cause you seem
pretty judgmental for someone
1119
00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,532
who's never gotten
a thing they want.
1120
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:55,534
I wonder why?
1121
00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:57,577
Okay. Wow. We're going there?
1122
00:49:57,661 --> 00:49:59,162
None of this is easy.
1123
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:00,747
None of this is right.
It's just...
1124
00:50:01,748 --> 00:50:03,000
It's where I am right now.
1125
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,544
So I can yell and scream
about what I want,
1126
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:08,004
or I can do the hard thing
so my daughter doesn't have to.
1127
00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:09,756
Have you ever done that?
1128
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,760
Just... something
for a greater good?
1129
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,180
'Cause until you do,
1130
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,724
maybe just leave me
the fuck alone.
1131
00:50:30,026 --> 00:50:35,157
♪ ("GOOD ONES"
BY CHARLI XCX PLAYING) ♪
1132
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:37,909
♪ I wish you gave me a reason ♪
1133
00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:42,414
♪ That you were better
At leavin' ♪
1134
00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:45,417
♪ That you got your kicks
From seeing me low ♪
1135
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,962
♪ I always let
The good ones go ♪
1136
00:50:49,045 --> 00:50:53,341
♪ And baby, you couldn't
Have loved me any better ♪
1137
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:54,134
♪ But doing this is... ♪
1138
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:56,553
Max is gone.
He's not in his room.
1139
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,390
Well, I guess
that's our answer then.
1140
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:01,391
♪ I always let
The good ones go ♪
1141
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,226
No, it's not.
1142
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,024
You both look divine.
1143
00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:11,485
As do you.
1144
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,697
Um...
1145
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,450
I've never been
in a relationship.
1146
00:51:19,576 --> 00:51:23,288
I-- Not only do I not know
how one works, I...
1147
00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:25,665
I don't know how
I might be in one.
1148
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,169
But if you're willing to
take a risk on me,
1149
00:51:29,252 --> 00:51:31,630
I'm willing to
take a risk on you.
1150
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,009
One for all
or none for none, right?
1151
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:37,844
That's a pact?
1152
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,055
That's a pact.
1153
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,481
♪ I let the good ones go ♪
1154
00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:56,029
♪ I let the good ones ♪
1155
00:51:56,112 --> 00:52:00,200
♪ Let you down easy
I'm trying ♪
1156
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,701
♪ 'Cause you're everything ♪
1157
00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,619
♪ I've spent
My whole life fighting... ♪
1158
00:52:02,702 --> 00:52:04,996
So...
1159
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,541
Are there parties like this
every week in the city?
1160
00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,459
Because I...
1161
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,211
I took this suit
from Mr. Menzies' closet.
1162
00:52:11,711 --> 00:52:13,171
You look great.
1163
00:52:13,255 --> 00:52:17,968
But you may not wanna stay
after I say what I have to say.
1164
00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,887
I'm flattered you wanna spend
more time with me.
1165
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:24,891
But I'm not looking for
more right now, from anyone.
1166
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:29,062
But if I was, if I do,
you'll be the first to know.
1167
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,439
Maybe.
1168
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:36,403
I get it. I mean, we were
each other's escape.
1169
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:40,240
And if I go there,
that goes away.
1170
00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:43,660
But maybe you could come upstate
more than just once a year?
1171
00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,537
I'd like that.
1172
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:47,080
You know what else I'd like?
1173
00:52:50,709 --> 00:52:53,086
-♪ I let the good ones go ♪
-♪ But doin' this is ♪
1174
00:52:53,169 --> 00:52:57,799
♪ All that I've known
Ever, ever, ever ♪
1175
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,051
♪ I let the good ones go ♪
1176
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:04,264
What's going on?
1177
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:08,518
I owe you both an apology.
1178
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,520
This has been
an insane last few months,
1179
00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:13,481
and I've taken you for granted
more than once.
1180
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:19,446
You are my people.
And I don't always deserve you,
1181
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,573
and you definitely don't deserve
how I've treated you.
1182
00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,284
I keep promising
that I'll do better,
1183
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:26,453
but first chance I get
to take something for myself,
1184
00:53:26,536 --> 00:53:27,537
I grab it.
1185
00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:32,292
What I did with Grace
was pathetic and selfish.
1186
00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:36,212
I called her
and told her everything.
1187
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,797
She's gonna meet you
at your house.
1188
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:39,424
Go upstairs and pack,
I got you a car.
1189
00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:51,478
Hey, this is
the right place, right?
1190
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:52,854
Yes. Go make yourself at home.
1191
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,105
Come on, everybody.
1192
00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:57,400
Now remember, one of you
gets me at midnight,
1193
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,319
and the other one gets
to go to the station alone.
1194
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,446
What's going on?
1195
00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,573
Julien?
Why are all these people here?
1196
00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:05,617
I invited them.
1197
00:54:06,576 --> 00:54:08,328
I invited the entire town.
1198
00:54:08,411 --> 00:54:10,914
Like you said,
it should be open to everyone.
1199
00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:13,833
- There's my big sister.
1200
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:15,961
Thank you, Julien. Mwah.
1201
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,129
I'm not done yet.
1202
00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:20,715
What, you're
kicking me out, too?
1203
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,010
Tarantino, bitch!
1204
00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:27,681
You were right.
1205
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,933
You can be my sister
and not my friend.
1206
00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:32,268
In fact, I'm glad that
I have a sister
1207
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:35,021
to keep me honest
and remind me about who I am.
1208
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,941
Or at least, who I can be.
1209
00:54:38,024 --> 00:54:39,567
Thank you, Z.
You should be with your friends.
1210
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:44,155
Okay, bye.
1211
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:48,368
Tarantino! Whoo!
1212
00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:50,787
Get in the back.
Get in the back.
1213
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:53,415
Oh, my God!
1214
00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:57,085
Julien ruins everything.
Why did it have to be her?
1215
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,380
Anyone could have been it,
even me.
1216
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,510
You two, upstairs,
I need to think.
1217
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:07,220
And you're going to
keep me focused.
1218
00:55:09,347 --> 00:55:10,390
Go.
1219
00:55:10,473 --> 00:55:14,853
♪ ("INTROVERT"
BY LITTLE SIMZ PLAYING) ♪
1220
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,649
Greetings, Gossip Girl.
1221
00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:22,277
You may have abandoned us,
but I can't forget you.
1222
00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:24,404
And I don't want to.
1223
00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:29,576
You were the worst thing
that ever happened to me,
1224
00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:31,077
but you also changed me.
1225
00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:32,912
And you can't leave yet.
1226
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:34,664
You're not done.
1227
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,251
A tip, though,
1228
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:40,545
from one influencer to another,
1229
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:41,713
you were too nice.
1230
00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:44,174
You cared too much.
1231
00:55:44,257 --> 00:55:45,258
That's not how
this is supposed to go.
1232
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:51,431
If you really wanna get us,
you have to make us worry.
1233
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,476
You have to make us squirm.
1234
00:55:57,562 --> 00:56:01,024
♪ The kingdom's on fire
The blood of a young messiah ♪
1235
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,985
♪ I see sinners in a church
I see sinners in a church ♪
1236
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:07,280
♪ Sometimes I might be introvert
There's a war inside ♪
1237
00:56:07,363 --> 00:56:09,115
♪ I hear battle cries
Mothers burying sons ♪
1238
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,450
♪ Young boys playing with guns ♪
1239
00:56:10,533 --> 00:56:13,912
♪ The devil's a liar
Fulfill your wildest desires ♪
1240
00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:14,954
♪ Now, I don't wanna be
The one to doctor this ♪
1241
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,331
♪ But if you can't feel pain ♪
1242
00:56:16,414 --> 00:56:18,500
♪ Then you can't feel
The opposite ♪
1243
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,293
♪ Find a way
I'll find a way... ♪
1244
00:56:20,376 --> 00:56:21,586
You started with me,
1245
00:56:21,669 --> 00:56:24,798
so it only makes sense
that you restart with me.
1246
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,008
I'm going to send you everything
you never knew
1247
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:29,969
about everyone I know.
1248
00:56:30,762 --> 00:56:32,388
But there's a catch.
1249
00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:34,224
Not all of it will be true,
1250
00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:36,684
and you're not gonna know
the difference.
1251
00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:40,230
No more kindness.
It's time for chaos.
1252
00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:43,441
That's the only way
you change the world.
1253
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,777
You take the gloves off.
1254
00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:48,988
This deal has one condition.
1255
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:51,491
While you go hard
till there's nothing left,
1256
00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:55,662
I make it my mission to stop you
before you ruin us all.
1257
00:56:55,745 --> 00:57:00,166
Mutually assured destruction,
from one bitch to another.
1258
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,751
♪ And so it begins... ♪
1259
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,630
You know I hate you,
but I know you love me.
1260
00:57:07,423 --> 00:57:08,341
XOXO.
1261
00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:10,760
You have till midnight.
1262
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,846
♪ Your introversion
Led you here ♪
1263
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:15,765
♪ Intuition protected you
Along the way ♪
1264
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,434
♪ Feelings allowed you
To be well balanced ♪
1265
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,854
♪ And perspective
Gave you foresight ♪
1266
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:23,731
♪ The top of the mountain
Is nothing without the climb ♪
1267
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:28,444
♪ Only the strong will survive
Only the strong will survive ♪
1268
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:29,445
Is this your house?
1269
00:57:30,321 --> 00:57:31,322
Who are you?
1270
00:57:33,324 --> 00:57:35,160
I'm Julien fucking Calloway.
1271
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,919
♪ Alone, but not lonely ♪
1272
00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:47,088
♪ Your truth unveils with time ♪
1273
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:54,846
♪ As you embark on a journey
Of what it takes to be a woman ♪
1274
00:57:54,929 --> 00:57:57,390
Hey there.
Did you miss me?
1275
00:57:57,473 --> 00:57:59,559
You know I've missed you.
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