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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,694 --> 00:01:19,134 The Wild West created many amazing legends. 2 00:01:19,214 --> 00:01:24,254 Geronimo, Wyatt Earp, Nat Love, all of them deadly. 3 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,934 But none deadlier than this man. 4 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:30,294 The Cherokee Kid. 5 00:01:34,134 --> 00:01:35,854 So you're The Undertaker. 6 00:01:47,334 --> 00:01:49,014 Now it's your turn to die. 7 00:01:56,894 --> 00:01:58,894 Goodnight, Kid. 8 00:01:58,974 --> 00:02:00,454 Sweet dreams. 9 00:02:18,174 --> 00:02:20,814 - God, is he dead? - Graveyard dead. 10 00:02:23,654 --> 00:02:26,134 Perhaps you would like to double this reward. 11 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,294 - I've a very interesting railroad... - I'll bury my dead before... 12 00:02:29,374 --> 00:02:32,374 any business transpires, Mr. Bloomington. 13 00:02:32,454 --> 00:02:33,934 Well, sure. 14 00:02:35,414 --> 00:02:39,374 I have here some deeds that I have... 15 00:02:39,454 --> 00:02:43,894 You deaf? A brave man has died, he deserves a proper eulogy. 16 00:02:43,974 --> 00:02:46,414 Well, just how long do you think it's going to take to... 17 00:02:46,494 --> 00:02:48,014 finish eulogizing this... 18 00:02:48,094 --> 00:02:52,854 How long would it take to eulogize a great man like Montezuma? 19 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:56,414 Or Thomas Jefferson? 20 00:02:56,494 --> 00:02:59,574 Or Robin Hood, how long? 21 00:02:59,654 --> 00:03:02,254 We'll bury this man at noon tomorrow. 22 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:06,054 Noon tomorrow. 23 00:03:38,294 --> 00:03:43,494 So many people here from far and wide. 24 00:03:43,574 --> 00:03:46,334 Because a man has died. 25 00:03:46,414 --> 00:03:48,894 But who exactly was this man. 26 00:03:48,974 --> 00:03:51,974 You know who he was. You and I raised him. 27 00:03:52,054 --> 00:03:54,094 You tell them, you tell them who he was. 28 00:03:54,174 --> 00:03:55,414 I will, mother, I'll tell them. 29 00:03:55,494 --> 00:03:57,534 You tell them what a good boy he was. 30 00:03:57,614 --> 00:03:58,734 Elizabeth. 31 00:03:58,814 --> 00:04:01,894 There are others here who would like to get a word in edgewise. 32 00:04:01,974 --> 00:04:03,014 That's right. 33 00:04:03,094 --> 00:04:07,694 I, Juan Nepo Musana Cortina. 34 00:04:07,774 --> 00:04:11,014 Hero of the Mexican people, would like to speak. 35 00:04:11,094 --> 00:04:12,694 For it is I... 36 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,254 who taught The Cherokee Kid everything he knows. 37 00:04:15,334 --> 00:04:17,774 That's why he's laid up in that box now. 38 00:04:21,774 --> 00:04:26,534 The Cherokee Kid was the most noble... 39 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:31,214 the most courageous human being the world has ever known. 40 00:04:33,334 --> 00:04:35,614 But let us begin at the beginning. 41 00:04:36,974 --> 00:04:41,374 Before he became known as The Cherokee Kid... 42 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:45,414 The Cherokee Kid was... 43 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,334 just a kid. 44 00:04:47,414 --> 00:04:50,374 "His name was Isaiah Turner." 45 00:04:50,454 --> 00:04:52,814 "He had a big brother named Jedediah." 46 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:55,374 "Now even back then the railroad men... 47 00:04:55,454 --> 00:04:59,094 were forcing the homesteaders to sell their land for pennies." 48 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,254 "When the boy's father stood up to them... 49 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:03,934 they killed him like a dog." 50 00:05:04,014 --> 00:05:07,374 "The very next day, Jedediah took his revenge." 51 00:05:07,454 --> 00:05:09,174 "He sneaked into the river camp... 52 00:05:09,254 --> 00:05:12,214 and shot the men who took his father's life." 53 00:05:12,294 --> 00:05:13,734 Jed. 54 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,614 Now don't you mistake stupidity for courage. 55 00:05:25,374 --> 00:05:30,094 "That night, Mama give to the boys their father's favorite hat." 56 00:05:30,174 --> 00:05:31,454 When the bad men came. 57 00:05:31,534 --> 00:05:34,534 "Mama and Jedediah put their plan into action." 58 00:05:34,614 --> 00:05:37,374 "First they put young Isaiah in the wood-box." 59 00:05:37,454 --> 00:05:39,934 I'll be damned if I'm going to let you lynch my baby. 60 00:05:40,014 --> 00:05:42,814 I will kill him myself before I let you at him! 61 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:46,014 - No, Mama, no! - Son, you let it go, let it go! 62 00:05:46,094 --> 00:05:47,374 No! 63 00:05:52,374 --> 00:05:54,054 No, baby, I didn't shoot Jed. 64 00:05:54,134 --> 00:05:56,454 We were just pretending so that Jed could get away. 65 00:06:14,454 --> 00:06:15,614 You okay, Mr. Bloomington? 66 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:18,254 Nobody can stand in the way of progress. 67 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:19,534 Go get him! 68 00:06:21,374 --> 00:06:22,614 God. 69 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:34,334 I got him! 70 00:06:37,014 --> 00:06:39,574 Like a terrified antelope... 71 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:42,734 the brave little kid was running and running. 72 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,854 Night and day. 73 00:06:44,934 --> 00:06:49,174 Guided only by his still developing sense of direction. 74 00:06:49,254 --> 00:06:51,574 He wandered aimlessly 75 00:06:51,654 --> 00:06:54,014 not knowing where to go. 76 00:06:54,094 --> 00:06:57,014 Until one day, the hand of fate guided him... 77 00:06:57,094 --> 00:06:59,654 into the lap of good fortune. 78 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:04,534 Reverend and Mrs. Peel, having no children of their own... 79 00:07:04,614 --> 00:07:08,134 believed young Isaiah to be a gift from God. 80 00:07:10,894 --> 00:07:12,654 Got you, Bloomington. 81 00:07:15,694 --> 00:07:18,414 I got you too, Bormer. 82 00:07:18,494 --> 00:07:20,974 Reverend, tell him what the good book say... 83 00:07:21,054 --> 00:07:23,694 tell him what it say about killing. 84 00:07:23,774 --> 00:07:26,014 Son, the Bible saying... 85 00:07:26,094 --> 00:07:28,254 you shalt not kill. 86 00:07:28,334 --> 00:07:30,414 The Bible say, eye for a eye. 87 00:07:30,494 --> 00:07:33,134 So I'm going to shoot him in the eye. 88 00:07:41,654 --> 00:07:45,214 Then, or about 18 years later... 89 00:07:45,294 --> 00:07:47,494 the Kid had grown into a strong... 90 00:07:47,574 --> 00:07:49,814 surefooted young man. 91 00:07:49,894 --> 00:07:53,414 And still he clung to his childhood dreams. 92 00:07:53,494 --> 00:07:56,174 Bonner, Bloomington, you're both dead. 93 00:07:59,934 --> 00:08:02,214 - Isaiah? - Coming, Ma. 94 00:08:06,374 --> 00:08:08,214 - Sorry. - One day in town... 95 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:10,134 the Kid stumbled across... 96 00:08:10,214 --> 00:08:14,534 the face of the man he hated with every breath he took. 97 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:18,974 Bloomington was now the mayor of El Paso. 98 00:08:19,054 --> 00:08:21,374 He was coming to Pinedale to speak. 99 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:24,814 Isaiah thought to go there and silence him forever. 100 00:08:27,854 --> 00:08:30,054 Just one sandwich, Ma? 101 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:32,254 Reverend, you tell him that if he gets hungry... 102 00:08:32,334 --> 00:08:34,934 he can just come on home. Tell him. 103 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,374 I'll tell him, mother. 104 00:08:36,454 --> 00:08:39,414 Tell him we know that this is all about Bloomington. 105 00:08:39,494 --> 00:08:43,174 - Tell him. - Son, violence is not the answer. 106 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:46,254 Ma, Pa, I can't thank you enough for taking me in... 107 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:48,294 and raising me when I lost my family. 108 00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:50,974 But I got to go out and find out who I am. 109 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:53,094 I love you, and I'm going to miss you. 110 00:08:55,654 --> 00:08:56,814 Pa. 111 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,894 - Ma, can I ask you something? - Yes, baby. 112 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:05,894 Ever since I been little whenever you talk to me... 113 00:09:05,974 --> 00:09:09,134 you talk to him and I be standing right here. 114 00:09:09,214 --> 00:09:12,494 You tell him that he is going to go and get himself killed... 115 00:09:12,574 --> 00:09:14,494 now you tell him. 116 00:09:14,574 --> 00:09:16,814 Come on, Lenny. 117 00:09:16,894 --> 00:09:19,214 Well, Pa, I'm going to be going. 118 00:09:20,974 --> 00:09:22,134 Bye. 119 00:09:26,534 --> 00:09:28,574 Okay. I'm okay, Pa. 120 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,774 Lenny. I'm just going to walk him, Pa. 121 00:09:32,854 --> 00:09:35,454 Because he kind of touchy right now. 122 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,614 Come on. 123 00:09:36,694 --> 00:09:39,374 "Vengeance is mine", say the Lord. 124 00:09:41,574 --> 00:09:45,414 Killing is a sin, and Pinedale's the other way. 125 00:09:45,494 --> 00:09:47,374 I know. 126 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,654 That way. 127 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:53,454 One sandwich. He'll be back here before sundown... 128 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:56,494 if he can ever find this place. 129 00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:57,814 Charles. 130 00:09:57,894 --> 00:10:01,014 He took that rusty gun off the mantle. 131 00:10:02,974 --> 00:10:06,614 Thus began his magnificent quest... 132 00:10:06,694 --> 00:10:09,654 to find a town called Pinedale. 133 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:14,934 And to find the despicable excuse for a man who had killed his family. 134 00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:18,174 Where am I. 135 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:23,574 When he had exhausted his supply of sandwiches... 136 00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:28,574 he feasted on natural foods, and wild game. 137 00:10:37,014 --> 00:10:39,454 Hello, anybody home? 138 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:42,814 Looking for some food. 139 00:10:47,134 --> 00:10:50,134 Just me and you, turkey. And one of us got to die. 140 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,974 Let that go, you dirty, lowdown, scraggly two-legged cockroach. 141 00:10:58,254 --> 00:10:59,694 Why you... 142 00:10:59,774 --> 00:11:02,294 What kind of a crook knocks over a whorehouse anyway? 143 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:04,534 Why don't you go out and hit a bank like a real man. 144 00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:07,694 Come on, give me some loving, you cheap whore. 145 00:11:07,774 --> 00:11:12,134 Cheap? I ain't never done it for free in my life. 146 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,294 I ain't never paid for it. 147 00:11:15,454 --> 00:11:17,934 Come on. 148 00:11:18,014 --> 00:11:20,294 Come on, you... 149 00:11:20,374 --> 00:11:21,734 Get off me. 150 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,814 Why don't you shut that stinking mouth of yours... 151 00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:25,614 before the bats come flying out. 152 00:11:25,694 --> 00:11:27,654 - Shut up. - You paying for this. 153 00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:29,734 Now I know you got some money and you paying for this. 154 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,334 Get off me. 155 00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:33,414 What? 156 00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:38,414 - Hi. - You dead boy. 157 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,214 What you... 158 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:06,374 I think he's dead. 159 00:12:06,454 --> 00:12:08,334 I killed a man. 160 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:10,254 With a turkey. 161 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,894 What am I going to do, they're going to send me to jail. 162 00:12:11,974 --> 00:12:15,254 Lord Almighty, I been saved by a colored boy! 163 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:19,734 A sweet, kind, brave, extremely good-looking. 164 00:12:19,814 --> 00:12:21,734 Very light-complected. 165 00:12:23,134 --> 00:12:25,494 - Honey-breathed... - Ma'am. 166 00:12:25,574 --> 00:12:28,454 You're a truly lovely and inviting woman... 167 00:12:28,534 --> 00:12:29,934 with all the womanly parts a man would want... 168 00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:32,494 it's just that I ain't never been with a woman before... 169 00:12:32,574 --> 00:12:34,894 and I've had some turkey before... 170 00:12:34,974 --> 00:12:37,414 and I'd rather have some of that bird, ma'am. 171 00:12:39,414 --> 00:12:41,254 What's that say on his belt. 172 00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:45,134 His name. Jake Carver. 173 00:12:45,214 --> 00:12:48,054 - Can't you read? - Of course I can. 174 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:52,174 I just can't read English. It's French. 175 00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:57,854 Again good fortune smiled on our hero. 176 00:12:57,934 --> 00:12:59,414 Yeah, I shot Jake Carver. 177 00:12:59,494 --> 00:13:01,134 You got something to say about that? 178 00:13:04,574 --> 00:13:08,814 He took refuge for the night in a charming little cottage... 179 00:13:08,894 --> 00:13:12,014 where a nice Christian girl prepared for him... 180 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:15,934 a delicious home-cooked meal. 181 00:13:16,014 --> 00:13:18,494 Gobble. 182 00:13:18,574 --> 00:13:19,974 Gobble. 183 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:27,374 All night long he dreamed of leftover turkey sandwiches. 184 00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:33,374 But in the morning, the girl and the bird had flown the coop. 185 00:13:33,454 --> 00:13:34,534 She took the turkey. 186 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,534 Bloomington would be in Pinedale today. 187 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:40,214 Isaiah had to get there, by hook or by crook. 188 00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:42,894 Hey. How you doing, gentlemen. 189 00:13:42,974 --> 00:13:44,414 Morning. 190 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:46,174 How you do. 191 00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:49,814 - Who the hell are you? - I'm, I'm Jake Carver. 192 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:53,094 - Jake Carver? - Yes, I am. 193 00:13:53,174 --> 00:13:54,774 Damn! 194 00:13:54,854 --> 00:13:57,014 This sure as hell is a small world, ain't it, boys? 195 00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:58,694 - Sure it is. - See? 196 00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:01,454 And we're Jake Carver's gang! 197 00:14:01,534 --> 00:14:03,894 - Yep. - Yeah. 198 00:14:03,974 --> 00:14:06,774 - Hey. - Hey, Jake, I'm your cousin. 199 00:14:06,854 --> 00:14:08,294 I'm your cousin too. 200 00:14:08,374 --> 00:14:11,214 I ain't your cousin so I guess that makes me your aunt. 201 00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,254 Wait a minute, now, let me explain. 202 00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:18,934 Gem Bob. Jake's out back, dead as a skunk. 203 00:14:19,014 --> 00:14:20,654 No sign of the girl. 204 00:14:21,814 --> 00:14:23,814 Wait a minute now, you don't think I killed him, do you? 205 00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,814 Jake was my best, I grew up with Jake. 206 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:26,974 That whore killed him. 207 00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:29,094 I always told Jake from the time he was young... 208 00:14:29,174 --> 00:14:30,734 that these whores were going to be the death of him. 209 00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:33,494 Now you know how he was, always chasing women. 210 00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:35,374 From the time he was young he always trying to look up... 211 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:38,254 the other girls' petticoats. I'd say Jake, stop, Jake, stop. 212 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:40,534 There was just too much stuff there was petticoats and corsets... 213 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,854 he wouldn't listen to me. 214 00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:44,294 And we'd be running off playing tag and hide and go seek... 215 00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:46,534 but Jake didn't, he didn't like them kind of games. 216 00:14:46,614 --> 00:14:48,934 No, sir, he didn't, and what he'd was... 217 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,814 he'd... He'd take her arms behind her back... 218 00:14:50,894 --> 00:14:52,854 he'd twist them tell they screamed. 219 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,454 And then he had this floorboard from his Mammy's house,... 220 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:58,294 and we would take it and whup us upside the head. 221 00:14:58,374 --> 00:15:00,094 And take whiskey from his daddy's cabinet... 222 00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,134 pour it down my throat until I wet myself. 223 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,534 That's our Jake! 224 00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:13,374 Well, it's a shame Jake's gone now... 225 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,574 because we had a big job for him to do. 226 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:19,694 - What kind of job. - What? He didn't tell you? 227 00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,894 No, he didn't tell me about no job. 228 00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,654 This, this is a big job, I mean, this is the biggest job... 229 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,494 that's why he brought me out here. 230 00:15:26,574 --> 00:15:29,134 We was going to rob a bank. 231 00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:30,414 Where? 232 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:34,214 - In Pinedale. - Pinedale? 233 00:15:34,294 --> 00:15:35,694 Yeah. 234 00:15:35,774 --> 00:15:37,734 Lot of money there too, but... 235 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:39,854 look like it's going to stay in that bank now, Jake's gone... 236 00:15:39,934 --> 00:15:42,454 he had the plans in his head, so I'm going to go out... 237 00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,214 and bury him before them animals tear him up... 238 00:15:44,294 --> 00:15:46,094 ain't nothing worse than seeing a man's body lay there and rot... 239 00:15:46,174 --> 00:15:47,654 the animals on him and you don't know what it is... 240 00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,694 you walk up on it and you think it's like a dead dog... 241 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,054 but it's a person. You see this big head there... 242 00:15:51,134 --> 00:15:52,734 and it scares you and the horses get spooked. 243 00:15:52,814 --> 00:15:54,373 So I'm going to go get him because I don't want to see... 244 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,973 that happen out there. Nice meeting you. 245 00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:01,893 Going the wrong way, friend. 246 00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:05,373 Pinedale's about ten miles kitty-corner North of here. 247 00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,373 Well, I figured I'd just... 248 00:16:07,453 --> 00:16:11,453 But then again, it would be right to honor Jake by robbing that bank. 249 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,373 But you tell me Pinedale was that way or I wouldn't have gone that way. 250 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,173 Now here's the new plan. 251 00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,173 We go in the bank. 252 00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:41,493 And you go up to the teller, tell her you're robbing the bank. 253 00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:44,293 Then, rob the bank. 254 00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:48,533 You been thinking about this plan for a while? 255 00:16:48,613 --> 00:16:50,773 Maybe we ought to take a couple more minutes. 256 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:53,093 Maybe we should go on in there. 257 00:16:53,173 --> 00:16:54,413 Hi, can I help you? 258 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,373 - Hi, how you doing? - I'm fine, thank you. 259 00:16:56,453 --> 00:16:58,253 Well, that is a right smart tie you got on there. 260 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,213 Well, thank you very much, I bought it in St. Louie. 261 00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:01,293 - St. Louie? - Yes. 262 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,133 - My grandma's buried there. - Well, it's a dangerous place. 263 00:17:04,213 --> 00:17:06,413 Yeah, she was bit by a rabid rabbit. 264 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,813 - A rabbit rabbit? - A rabbit with rabies. 265 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:10,173 - A rabbit with rabies? - Yeah. 266 00:17:10,253 --> 00:17:12,293 I thought you were talking about identical-twin rabbits. 267 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:13,733 No, just one rabbit with rabies. 268 00:17:13,813 --> 00:17:16,773 I see. I'm sorry to hear that, how can I help you? 269 00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,293 Well, actually I was thinking about... 270 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:20,013 Maybe you want to open a new account? 271 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:21,493 - Well, I... - Because if you do today... 272 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,733 you get great gifts. 273 00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:25,733 For example if you give us twenty-five dollars you get this. 274 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,933 It's a cake of Grandpa's Pine Tar soap. 275 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,213 Now I've heard about this. This is the one with witch hazel? 276 00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:31,813 Absolutely, it'll open up your pores. 277 00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:34,133 - It smells so fresh. - It's guaranteed to leave you... 278 00:17:34,213 --> 00:17:35,213 refreshingly clean. 279 00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:37,293 I have some other friends who need to be cleaned can I ask them? 280 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:38,373 - Of course. - Thank you. 281 00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:39,453 - You're welcome. - You're a very nice man. 282 00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:40,733 Thank you, you too. 283 00:17:42,053 --> 00:17:44,013 - Billy Bob. - It's Gim. 284 00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:45,893 It's Gim Bob with a G, it's Gim Bob. 285 00:17:45,973 --> 00:17:47,693 I'm sorry, all them Bobs throw me off... 286 00:17:47,773 --> 00:17:49,533 Ray Bob or Jimmy Bob, I can't get the Bobs... 287 00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,533 Well, it's Gim Bob, with a G. 288 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,933 - I want to show you something. - All right. 289 00:17:53,013 --> 00:17:54,373 If we give the man twenty-five dollars... 290 00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:57,373 to start an account, we get some free pine tar soap. 291 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:59,093 And as much as we're on the road together... 292 00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:00,853 this could kill the stinkies. 293 00:18:00,933 --> 00:18:03,173 I don't take a bath. 294 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,453 Just go over there and rob a bank. 295 00:18:05,533 --> 00:18:07,533 - Just think about how you smell. - Right. 296 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:11,693 - They don't like the soap. - Well, maybe you should tell them... 297 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:14,013 if they give us one hundred dollars to deposit... 298 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,493 they get a gingham apron. 299 00:18:15,573 --> 00:18:17,013 - Hush my mouth. - A gingham apron. 300 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,373 - And I cook. - You do? 301 00:18:18,453 --> 00:18:21,253 - I cook rabbit. - That's good, I hope it's not rabid. 302 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,773 That's funny, you a funny man. 303 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,413 You know what we do with the gingham apron? 304 00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,493 We hand-embroider your name right across the front. 305 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,853 - My name's Isaiah. - That's a beautiful name. 306 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,373 - It's Biblical. - Well, God bless you. 307 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,213 - Thank you. - That was my grandmother's name. 308 00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:33,773 - Isaiah? - Yeah, it's a man's name... 309 00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:35,133 but she was very mannish. 310 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:36,493 She wore pants, but that's a different story... 311 00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,973 but you know what we'll do, we'll put the name right here... 312 00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:39,413 just like it says teller for me. 313 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,933 - That's your name? - No, that's my job. 314 00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:43,973 So why don't you go tell them a gingham apron. 315 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,093 Thank you. 316 00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:48,493 You're not going to believe this. 317 00:18:48,573 --> 00:18:50,733 They have these gingham aprons we put a hundred dollars... 318 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:53,533 and we put our money together now what you want me to tell him? 319 00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:56,893 Just tell him, we're here to rob the bank! 320 00:18:56,973 --> 00:18:58,613 Don't have to spit on me. 321 00:19:01,533 --> 00:19:03,853 These gentlemen are here to rob the bank! 322 00:19:06,573 --> 00:19:07,773 I forgot to tell you. 323 00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:10,173 If you give us three hundred dollars to deposit... 324 00:19:10,253 --> 00:19:14,813 you get this nice big gun. 325 00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:17,493 "The kid knew that Bloomington was close by." 326 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,293 "He could smell him." 327 00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:24,133 "Unfortunately, Frank Bonner had already sniffed out The Kid." 328 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:26,493 All right, where is he? 329 00:19:26,573 --> 00:19:28,133 Mr. Bloomington would like to meet the man... 330 00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:30,973 who shot Jay Carver and took his whole gang out single-handed. 331 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:32,973 There's the brave gentlemen, Mr. Bonner. 332 00:19:38,773 --> 00:19:40,533 Well, you done good, boy. 333 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,493 Saved us a whole heap of embarrassment. 334 00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:45,653 Here's your reward. 335 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:51,013 Don't spend it all in one place! 336 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:54,133 - What's the matter, son? - I ain't your son. 337 00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:56,693 Well, I don't know about that. 338 00:19:56,773 --> 00:19:58,773 I done me a whole lot of colored whores in my day... 339 00:19:58,853 --> 00:20:00,133 I might be your daddy. 340 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:06,493 What is that, boy? 341 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:12,053 You actually might be dangerous if you had yourself a real gun. 342 00:20:14,053 --> 00:20:15,413 What a fool. 343 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:24,853 Somebody kill that son of a bitch! 344 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,173 "Then The Kid heard the voice... 345 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:29,933 that had been haunting his nightmares... 346 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:32,893 since he was ten years old." 347 00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:37,573 But nobody, I mean nobody can stand in the way of progress. 348 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:45,773 And friends, progress is steaming your way on the America railroad. 349 00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:49,293 Now are you going to climb on board, or you going to get left behind? 350 00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:56,213 I'm the man who brought the railroads... 351 00:20:56,293 --> 00:20:58,453 to Fort Worth and Abilene. 352 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,133 But I have a greater plan. I want to bring the railroad... 353 00:21:01,213 --> 00:21:06,613 through Pinedale to El Paso but to Denver on up to San Francisco. 354 00:21:11,693 --> 00:21:15,293 Now I have been asked to consider running... 355 00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:18,493 for governor of this great state in the next election. 356 00:21:18,573 --> 00:21:21,373 If I do... When elected I promise to make... 357 00:21:21,453 --> 00:21:24,333 available all of the land that I've invested in... 358 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,653 to the Southland Railroad. 359 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:29,413 - Now, I'm inviting all of you... - To give up your land... 360 00:21:29,493 --> 00:21:31,413 so that this man's pockets can get fatter. 361 00:21:33,053 --> 00:21:34,533 Young man. 362 00:21:34,613 --> 00:21:38,293 I'm the one that's supposed to be shooting his mouth off up here. 363 00:21:38,373 --> 00:21:40,333 My mother tried to shoot your mouth off... 364 00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:42,333 that's how you got that scar on your forehead. 365 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:43,773 I'm here to kill you. 366 00:21:47,893 --> 00:21:49,333 Give a way! Let's go. 367 00:22:13,973 --> 00:22:15,333 Have to go, guys. 368 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,253 Mr. Bonner. 369 00:22:32,453 --> 00:22:35,853 I hate to add insult to injury but I need your help. 370 00:22:37,013 --> 00:22:39,533 Think back a number of years... 371 00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:42,453 the night I almost got my head blowed off. 372 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:46,373 You pursued a dangerous criminal into the woods. 373 00:22:46,453 --> 00:22:47,773 Yes, sir. 374 00:22:47,853 --> 00:22:51,933 I tracked him down like a dog and I shot him twice. 375 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:55,973 But that nigger that shot you in the ass today... 376 00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:58,853 seems to be the same said criminal. 377 00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:01,373 He knew all about that night. 378 00:23:01,453 --> 00:23:03,013 You are a lying son of a bitch... 379 00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:05,213 just like that whoring mother of yours. 380 00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:13,053 Now this fugitive in question who has wounded... 381 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:15,653 this law-abiding citizen... 382 00:23:15,733 --> 00:23:20,573 I am hereby offering a 1000 dollar reward for his carcass. 383 00:23:21,773 --> 00:23:24,853 But you better move fast, boys. 384 00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:28,333 Because Mr. Bonner's job is on the line. 385 00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:31,093 Once he gets the lead out of his ass... 386 00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:35,813 he's going to moving fast as hell. 387 00:23:35,893 --> 00:23:38,293 Let's go down to Ellie Mae's and have a little drink, shall we? 388 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,693 Yes, sir. 389 00:23:41,653 --> 00:23:45,093 The Kid knew he had to lay low for a little bit. 390 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:48,093 So he sought refuge with a man of the mountains. 391 00:23:48,173 --> 00:23:51,813 A noble savage who lived alone in the wilderness. 392 00:23:51,893 --> 00:23:54,293 A gentleman man, modest... 393 00:23:54,373 --> 00:23:58,413 a man who always heeded nature's call. 394 00:23:58,493 --> 00:23:59,813 Pee break. 395 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,653 The old pissing trick. 396 00:24:24,733 --> 00:24:26,733 It always works. 397 00:24:33,813 --> 00:24:37,813 Because of The Kid's gift of gab and the mountain man's loneliness... 398 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,973 a strange friendship began. 399 00:24:42,213 --> 00:24:44,773 What's your name? 400 00:24:44,853 --> 00:24:46,253 My name's Otter Bob. 401 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:48,253 Not the Otter Bob. 402 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:51,893 Well, I'm Otter Bob. 403 00:24:51,973 --> 00:24:54,533 When I read about you it said you'd be a big tall man... 404 00:24:54,613 --> 00:24:58,173 big strong man, like the way you look now, it's just... 405 00:24:58,253 --> 00:25:00,053 it's hard to believe that you're really him. 406 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,093 Let me ask you something. 407 00:25:02,173 --> 00:25:05,333 How big do you think a otter is? 408 00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,293 I don't know, I ain't never seen one. 409 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:09,133 About like that. 410 00:25:09,213 --> 00:25:12,373 Now if a buffalo was behind me right now. 411 00:25:12,453 --> 00:25:13,973 I could kill it. 412 00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:16,093 Cause they're big as a house. 413 00:25:16,173 --> 00:25:19,773 That damn Bill Cody, that arrogant son of a bitch. 414 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,813 Sure, Buffalo Bill's got a better ring to it than Otter Bob... 415 00:25:22,893 --> 00:25:26,333 but I killed a thousand otters in two days. 416 00:25:26,413 --> 00:25:28,293 He never killed a thousand buffalo. 417 00:25:28,373 --> 00:25:30,013 You know Buffalo Bill? 418 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,613 Yeah, I know him. 419 00:25:31,693 --> 00:25:34,493 That's nice. I mean, I always read books... 420 00:25:34,573 --> 00:25:36,253 about all the mountain men and the gunslingers... 421 00:25:36,333 --> 00:25:37,573 see I always wanted to be a mountain man... 422 00:25:37,653 --> 00:25:39,333 Wait a minute. 423 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,133 You read? 424 00:25:42,213 --> 00:25:45,213 Yeah, I read, my mama taught me and my brother Jedediah to read. 425 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:46,573 That's why I was in the back of your wagon. 426 00:25:46,653 --> 00:25:47,853 - Because I was just... - I don't care about that. 427 00:25:47,933 --> 00:25:49,693 I didn't ask you that, I asked you if you could read. 428 00:25:49,773 --> 00:25:51,853 Now, you see, I got this here book... 429 00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:54,773 been carrying it around with me for about a year now. 430 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,013 I really like it. 431 00:25:58,013 --> 00:25:59,733 You want to look at it? 432 00:25:59,813 --> 00:26:01,893 - That's one of them dirty books. - It's not a dirty book. 433 00:26:01,973 --> 00:26:03,213 - Yes it is... - It's not a dirty book. 434 00:26:03,293 --> 00:26:04,733 - This is one of them dirty... - It's not a dirty book. 435 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,093 Now here's what I was thinking. 436 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:08,253 Maybe you could teach me... 437 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:11,133 enough to read that, you know where I could just take it... 438 00:26:11,213 --> 00:26:13,293 and, you know, go off and be by myself and read... 439 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:14,653 and not bother anybody or anything. 440 00:26:14,733 --> 00:26:18,573 "Fifi and Lola luxuriate in the bathtub." 441 00:26:18,653 --> 00:26:20,253 Is that one, Fifi, the dark-haired one? 442 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,293 - Yeah. - I knew it. 443 00:26:24,093 --> 00:26:26,493 - Fifi's wild. - Go on, read some more. 444 00:26:26,573 --> 00:26:28,013 - I tell you what. - Yeah. 445 00:26:28,093 --> 00:26:31,293 You take me to El Paso, Texas, and by the time we get there... 446 00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,773 you'll be able to take this book and read it by yourself. 447 00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:35,053 I'm going to Idaho. 448 00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:37,053 We'll talk about it in the morning, all right? 449 00:26:39,773 --> 00:26:42,413 You mind if I take one of them furs and use it as a blanket? 450 00:26:43,693 --> 00:26:44,973 One of my furs? 451 00:26:45,053 --> 00:26:47,373 One of them furs that you're not using? 452 00:26:47,453 --> 00:26:48,693 I'm using them all. 453 00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:49,853 You can't use all of them, I just want... 454 00:26:49,933 --> 00:26:51,733 I use them all. 455 00:26:53,373 --> 00:26:56,093 Look. You want a skin? 456 00:26:56,173 --> 00:26:58,413 - No, I don't... - Here, right here. 457 00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:02,013 It's a Bowie knife. Jim gave it to me, long time ago. 458 00:27:02,093 --> 00:27:05,853 You take that, go on out there and kill yourself a critter. 459 00:27:05,933 --> 00:27:07,853 And make a blankie out of him. 460 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:38,493 Morning. 461 00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,693 Maybe it's a good morning for you, but I had to sleep on the ground. 462 00:27:46,173 --> 00:27:47,693 What you eating? 463 00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:49,933 Your blanket. 464 00:27:50,013 --> 00:27:53,413 What kind of mountain man would kill a little old defenseless bunny. 465 00:27:53,493 --> 00:27:55,293 You need to be hunting bear an mountain lion... 466 00:27:55,373 --> 00:27:57,093 something that's got a chance of killing you... 467 00:27:57,173 --> 00:27:58,533 - All right. - Okay. 468 00:28:01,493 --> 00:28:03,973 I was thinking about what we were talking about last night. 469 00:28:07,213 --> 00:28:12,053 I was always very close to El Paso, so you can ride along with me... 470 00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:15,853 but you have to teach me to read. 471 00:28:15,933 --> 00:28:17,573 It's a deal. 472 00:28:17,653 --> 00:28:19,053 But you have to teach me something too. 473 00:28:19,133 --> 00:28:20,253 Like? 474 00:28:21,253 --> 00:28:23,373 How to be a mountain man. 475 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:28,773 How to use a knife and hunt, shoot a gun, tomahawk. 476 00:28:28,853 --> 00:28:32,013 Make a fire with rocks, make coffee. 477 00:28:32,093 --> 00:28:35,413 Skin a bear, make some pants out of it. 478 00:28:35,493 --> 00:28:37,213 Make my own blanket. 479 00:28:38,413 --> 00:28:40,413 Make a hat with some fur around it. 480 00:28:40,493 --> 00:28:42,453 Trap. 481 00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,493 Disappear. 482 00:28:44,573 --> 00:28:46,853 And know which plants not to touch so I don't stick myself... 483 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:48,493 and bleed to death. 484 00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:53,253 "Over the next several months, the wise and wily mountain man... 485 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:57,293 handed down the secrets of survival to his fervent pupil... 486 00:28:57,373 --> 00:29:00,773 much the way Moses handed down the stone tablets." 487 00:29:01,893 --> 00:29:03,733 "The Kid learned rapidly." 488 00:29:03,813 --> 00:29:07,693 "Nature to him became second nature." 489 00:29:07,773 --> 00:29:10,293 "And the wilderness became his home." 490 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,853 You got the last one. 491 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:30,693 Stupid fish. Making me mad now. 492 00:29:30,773 --> 00:29:35,133 What's that? This fish said, "Hey, you are really stupid." 493 00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:42,093 Good. 494 00:29:46,653 --> 00:29:48,613 Good. 495 00:29:48,693 --> 00:29:50,253 You can kill a cup. 496 00:29:51,813 --> 00:29:53,093 Thanks, Bob. 497 00:29:57,373 --> 00:30:00,413 - Where'd you get that hat? - It's my daddy's hat. 498 00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:05,173 - It's a Cherokee feather. - He was half Cherokee. 499 00:30:05,253 --> 00:30:11,253 And your daddy was in many battles and won them all. 500 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:12,893 You know how I know that? 501 00:30:12,973 --> 00:30:14,613 - See all that on that feather? - Yeah. 502 00:30:14,693 --> 00:30:17,013 Those little marks here, they're called coo. 503 00:30:17,093 --> 00:30:20,493 And each coo is a battle that your daddy won. 504 00:30:21,773 --> 00:30:25,453 Your daddy was a great warrior. 505 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,133 That he was. 506 00:30:36,093 --> 00:30:38,133 Looks like we're getting close. 507 00:30:45,933 --> 00:30:50,213 Okay, I got three bobcats here, that's five dollars a piece. 508 00:30:50,293 --> 00:30:51,293 That's right. 509 00:30:51,373 --> 00:30:55,293 And I got six otters. And that's 4 dollars a piece, right? 510 00:30:55,373 --> 00:30:56,493 Yeah, four a piece. 511 00:30:56,573 --> 00:31:00,893 And I got one mountain lion ten dollars a piece. 512 00:31:00,973 --> 00:31:02,733 - You got a mountain lion? - That's right. 513 00:31:02,813 --> 00:31:04,893 You're good. 514 00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:09,493 And one coyote, three dollars, right? 515 00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:11,253 Well, since it's you... 516 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,653 I can give you three dollars for it. 517 00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:14,813 Okay. So what does that mean, how much is that... 518 00:31:14,893 --> 00:31:17,173 - Let's see, that's six... - That's a lot, ain't it? 519 00:31:18,493 --> 00:31:21,293 Okay. Carry that two, and... 520 00:31:21,373 --> 00:31:22,573 Bob, you're a rich man. 521 00:31:22,653 --> 00:31:26,093 - Yeah. - I owe you twenty-six dollars. 522 00:31:26,173 --> 00:31:28,493 No, sir, that's not twenty-six dollars. 523 00:31:28,573 --> 00:31:29,973 That's fifty-two dollars. 524 00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:33,813 - No, it's twenty-six. - No, sir, that's fifty-two dollars. 525 00:31:38,933 --> 00:31:41,453 Come on. Bob, who you going to believe? 526 00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,573 Me or him? 527 00:31:44,693 --> 00:31:48,933 Well... see, that young man's like a son to me. 528 00:31:49,013 --> 00:31:53,893 You, you're a lying, cheating son of a bitch. 529 00:31:53,973 --> 00:31:56,573 Come on, Bob. Bob, I'm just doing business. 530 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:59,413 - I've been fair... - I'm going to believe him! 531 00:32:02,773 --> 00:32:05,893 You've been doing it for five years. 532 00:32:05,973 --> 00:32:07,893 Come on over here and get fifty-six dollars... 533 00:32:07,973 --> 00:32:09,653 and get that pig-sticker out of him. 534 00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:12,133 - You killed him! - I hope I did. 535 00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:13,973 You... 536 00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:15,733 Take a bottle of whiskey. 537 00:32:15,813 --> 00:32:19,413 For every year that son of a bitch cheated me. 538 00:32:19,493 --> 00:32:21,333 That'll be five bottles. 539 00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:23,893 - So now we stealing and killing. - Yeah. 540 00:32:30,133 --> 00:32:32,973 - What the hell? - This ain't what it looks like. 541 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:34,453 He was cheating on... 542 00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:36,413 Wait a minute, now come on, hold on. 543 00:32:36,493 --> 00:32:38,653 Wait, stop, wait! 544 00:32:40,293 --> 00:32:43,333 Bob! Bob, wait! 545 00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:44,613 Bob, stop there! 546 00:32:47,093 --> 00:32:50,293 Will you brighten up a little bit? Nobody's going to find us here... 547 00:32:50,373 --> 00:32:52,653 if they can't find us they're not going to do us any harm. 548 00:32:52,733 --> 00:32:54,293 I ain't worried about nobody bothering us... 549 00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:55,853 just... 550 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,773 wondering why you trusted me today. 551 00:33:01,453 --> 00:33:04,573 Well, a man can't trust his own best friend... 552 00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,373 who can he trust? 553 00:33:08,813 --> 00:33:11,053 You my best friend too, Bob. 554 00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:12,453 Yeah. 555 00:33:13,933 --> 00:33:16,053 I ain't never had a drink, Bob. 556 00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:19,373 Well, it's about time then, isn't it? 557 00:33:19,453 --> 00:33:21,333 Will it help me eat this lizard? 558 00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:23,133 It'll take the stink right off that lizard. 559 00:33:28,853 --> 00:33:31,213 Yes, sir, you're going to love that lizard after this. 560 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,933 Bob, this is nasty. 561 00:33:46,013 --> 00:33:48,813 This'd grow toenails on a dead man. 562 00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,773 - I'll have some more, though. - All right. 563 00:33:50,853 --> 00:33:55,293 This lizard reminds me of how I killed my first bear. 564 00:33:55,373 --> 00:33:56,773 You didn't kill no bear. 565 00:33:56,853 --> 00:33:58,653 You put it on a stick like we had it, you know... 566 00:33:58,733 --> 00:34:01,653 you put it over the fire, and they'll come sneaking up. 567 00:34:04,933 --> 00:34:07,053 And then you jump right on their back because they don't even know... 568 00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:08,413 what's happening because they're so, you know... 569 00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:10,053 they're just so crazy about that lizard. 570 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,493 - And you're going around on their... - You're on his back. 571 00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:14,733 You're choking him. 572 00:34:14,813 --> 00:34:16,813 - You was on his back. - I was on his back! 573 00:34:16,893 --> 00:34:19,613 And I was choking him. 574 00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,613 His eyeballs just went... 575 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:23,213 I mean they just popped right out like that... 576 00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:25,813 so I took out my knife and went. 577 00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:29,493 And bam. Against this old tree, and I took my knife and then... 578 00:34:29,573 --> 00:34:32,093 I went and slit his throat right like that. 579 00:34:32,173 --> 00:34:36,133 And that's when I became a mountain man. 580 00:34:36,213 --> 00:34:37,813 You're not a mountain man... 581 00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:41,573 until you have killed your first bear with your bare hands. 582 00:34:41,653 --> 00:34:43,053 Hold this. 583 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:45,333 If you can remember what I taught you... 584 00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:48,453 then you'll be a great bear-hunter. 585 00:34:48,533 --> 00:34:50,373 I'm going to get a bear. 586 00:34:53,573 --> 00:34:55,853 I've told you everything that I know. 587 00:34:55,933 --> 00:34:58,773 How to do it. So I want you to. 588 00:35:01,893 --> 00:35:03,573 Isaiah! 589 00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:08,253 Isaiah! 590 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:10,933 Son, I was just joking. 591 00:35:12,373 --> 00:35:15,693 I didn't kill him just with my hands. 592 00:35:15,773 --> 00:35:17,413 I had a gun. 593 00:35:17,493 --> 00:35:22,453 Here come, come here, bear, come here. 594 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:24,413 I got a nice lizard. 595 00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:32,173 Here, bear, here I come. I got a nice little lizard for you. 596 00:35:37,893 --> 00:35:40,813 I got you. You got me. I got you now. 597 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:54,853 He's small, but he's mean. 598 00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:01,373 Come over here and have a drink, mountain man. 599 00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:03,093 I'm a mountain man. 600 00:36:06,813 --> 00:36:10,693 So you're telling me that he's hanging out with an old-timer. 601 00:36:10,773 --> 00:36:13,373 And you ain't going to find him. 602 00:36:13,453 --> 00:36:15,813 Otter Bob's sly as a fox. 603 00:36:15,893 --> 00:36:18,253 He's the best mountain man in Texas. 604 00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:22,373 He's the best mountain man. 605 00:36:24,133 --> 00:36:26,573 Well, I'm the best tracker in Texas. 606 00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:39,053 Okay, Bob? 607 00:36:48,853 --> 00:36:50,333 It's empty, I already told you it's empty. 608 00:36:50,413 --> 00:36:53,213 We finished it off two days ago. 609 00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:57,333 - Bob, would you just sit down? - I told you not to take it all. 610 00:36:57,413 --> 00:36:59,653 Shut up. 611 00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:01,253 - There's nobody out there... - Shut up! 612 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,013 I'll kill you, you son of a... I'll kill you! 613 00:37:04,093 --> 00:37:05,893 Put the gun down. 614 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,293 I'll kill you! 615 00:37:07,373 --> 00:37:08,813 Put the gun down. 616 00:37:11,573 --> 00:37:13,093 Snake. 617 00:37:13,173 --> 00:37:15,733 Don't move. I got it. Don't move. 618 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:16,933 - What snake? - Right there. 619 00:37:17,013 --> 00:37:18,733 I see it, don't shoot it, don't shoot it, let me get it. 620 00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:20,373 - Don't move. - Don't shoot it. 621 00:37:20,453 --> 00:37:22,573 It's a switch snake, I didn't see it at first. 622 00:37:22,653 --> 00:37:24,573 Underneath my foot right... 623 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:28,213 It's gone, it's okay now. 624 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:30,493 You saved my life, just give me the gun. 625 00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:34,813 "Totally unaware that Frank Bonner was thundering toward them." 626 00:37:34,893 --> 00:37:38,773 "The Kid and Otter Bob slept like little babies that night." 627 00:37:49,773 --> 00:37:52,253 Good morning, Bob. 628 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:55,773 - Snakes. - Bob, you're just hallucinating. 629 00:37:55,853 --> 00:37:58,093 Between your legs. 630 00:37:58,173 --> 00:38:00,093 You're just confused, all right. 631 00:38:00,173 --> 00:38:01,853 He's a big one. 632 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:05,853 No, that's... that's my pet snake. 633 00:38:05,933 --> 00:38:08,373 He's my friend. 634 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,413 - Better do it. - Bob, no. Bob. 635 00:38:10,493 --> 00:38:13,573 Bob, no. Bob, no, don't... 636 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:30,573 - Thank you. - I feel pretty good about it myself. 637 00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:53,133 Mighty good sipping whiskey. 638 00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:55,573 Well, there's plenty more where that came from, old-timer. 639 00:38:55,653 --> 00:38:57,413 Yeah. 640 00:38:57,493 --> 00:38:58,813 Now look. 641 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:02,933 I been tracking him for three months. 642 00:39:03,013 --> 00:39:05,333 So why don't you just tell me where that nigger is? 643 00:39:06,853 --> 00:39:09,053 Nigger. 644 00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:10,733 I always thought that was an ugly word... 645 00:39:10,813 --> 00:39:12,653 almost as ugly as you are. 646 00:39:23,413 --> 00:39:25,653 Don't you ever sass me, old man. 647 00:39:27,493 --> 00:39:29,413 Sorry. 648 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:34,013 I'm getting sassy in my old age. 649 00:39:36,853 --> 00:39:38,893 If I could have one more drink... 650 00:39:40,493 --> 00:39:44,613 I believe I could give you exactly the place he's at. 651 00:39:44,693 --> 00:39:46,733 Just, could I look at that picture one more time? 652 00:40:02,973 --> 00:40:04,013 Go! 653 00:40:06,413 --> 00:40:08,933 Damn. 654 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,053 Damn! 655 00:40:48,373 --> 00:40:50,453 - God! - Another day. 656 00:40:51,613 --> 00:40:54,293 God. 657 00:40:54,373 --> 00:40:58,333 - Bob, you all right? Bob. - No, I been shot. 658 00:40:58,413 --> 00:41:00,693 Listen, if you're going to put me on a horse... 659 00:41:00,773 --> 00:41:03,173 you put me on the whiskey horse. 660 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,853 Okay? Put me on the whiskey horse. 661 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:06,533 - Right. - On the whiskey horse. 662 00:41:06,613 --> 00:41:07,733 - I know, I heard. - The one with the K. 663 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:08,853 I got you. 664 00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:20,493 Better save my last words. 665 00:41:20,573 --> 00:41:23,613 Now don't interrupt me, you just shut up now, okay... 666 00:41:23,693 --> 00:41:25,173 because my last words... 667 00:41:25,253 --> 00:41:27,213 I done stopped most of the bleeding you're going to be all right. 668 00:41:27,293 --> 00:41:31,613 The most important words I'm going to say in my life... 669 00:41:31,693 --> 00:41:33,413 I don't want... 670 00:41:36,693 --> 00:41:38,773 Bob. 671 00:41:38,853 --> 00:41:41,853 Bob. 672 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:45,013 Bob! 673 00:41:45,093 --> 00:41:46,573 What? 674 00:41:46,653 --> 00:41:48,893 No. 675 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:51,373 Now the last words they'll remember me by... 676 00:41:51,453 --> 00:41:55,293 the last thing they'll remember me ever saying, is "What." 677 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:59,493 Bob. 678 00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:33,213 I know you don't want to go to heaven sober. 679 00:42:34,773 --> 00:42:36,173 So here's one for the road. 680 00:42:39,973 --> 00:42:41,493 "And so... 681 00:42:41,573 --> 00:42:45,893 as dear old Otter Bob was winging his way to the great beyond... 682 00:42:45,973 --> 00:42:49,053 The Kid renewed his noble quest." 683 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,533 "It was then, one fortuitous day... 684 00:42:51,613 --> 00:42:55,653 that the saints in heaven led our hero to the noblest... 685 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:59,453 most proud and good-looking caballero ever to lead... 686 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,053 the Mexican people into battle." 687 00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:05,013 You think I am afraid of you? 688 00:43:06,773 --> 00:43:09,493 I spit on you. 689 00:43:09,573 --> 00:43:12,413 I am tired of you. 690 00:43:12,493 --> 00:43:14,373 Get away from me. Too close! 691 00:43:14,453 --> 00:43:19,293 I overheard a conversation with that tumbleweed! 692 00:43:22,653 --> 00:43:24,373 I spit on you! 693 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,053 That's my hat! 694 00:43:29,893 --> 00:43:31,893 You don't want to give it back... 695 00:43:31,973 --> 00:43:35,213 and get a whipping for having no brain. 696 00:43:41,613 --> 00:43:43,493 Good morning. 697 00:43:48,893 --> 00:43:51,053 This mush'll clear your face right up. 698 00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:54,013 In four days it'll be good as new. 699 00:43:54,093 --> 00:43:55,493 Mister. 700 00:43:56,733 --> 00:44:01,613 You have saved the life of a great Mexican patriot. 701 00:44:01,693 --> 00:44:05,253 Juan Nepo Musana Cortina. 702 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:09,573 The man who time and again outsmarted the Texas Rangers. 703 00:44:09,653 --> 00:44:12,893 - That's good, now try and relax. - Cortina, the man who fearlessly... 704 00:44:12,973 --> 00:44:15,453 occupied the city of Brownsville. 705 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:18,413 - Trust me, you want to relax... - Cortina, the man who vowed... 706 00:44:18,493 --> 00:44:20,373 to sacrifice his own happiness... 707 00:44:20,453 --> 00:44:22,093 - Cortina! - Yes, Mister! 708 00:44:22,173 --> 00:44:24,333 If you don't stop your yammering this medicine ain't going to work... 709 00:44:24,413 --> 00:44:25,773 and you going to die. 710 00:44:25,853 --> 00:44:27,493 Okay. 711 00:44:29,693 --> 00:44:35,293 I am a proud and noble descendant of Aztecand and Spanish priests. 712 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:39,213 Priests who taught the world not to torture a man... 713 00:44:39,293 --> 00:44:41,413 Cortina. 714 00:44:41,493 --> 00:44:43,253 Why do you think I'm out here? 715 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:46,493 In this hideout with all the trees so that no one can see me? 716 00:44:46,573 --> 00:44:47,973 Because I'm in a little trouble with the law... 717 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:50,613 and I just don't want them to find me! 718 00:44:50,693 --> 00:44:52,213 I knew it. 719 00:44:52,293 --> 00:44:54,693 The first time I look in your eyes I knew. 720 00:44:54,773 --> 00:44:57,253 You are a fellow freedom fighter, no? 721 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,893 - No. - Liberacion, no? 722 00:44:59,973 --> 00:45:03,173 - No. - But you understand my passion, no? 723 00:45:03,253 --> 00:45:04,333 No. 724 00:45:07,772 --> 00:45:10,212 You're the quiet warrior. 725 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,332 No. I'm not quiet. I'm tired. 726 00:45:13,412 --> 00:45:15,972 Tired. 727 00:45:16,052 --> 00:45:19,012 Tired. I am tired too, Mister. 728 00:45:21,132 --> 00:45:25,012 Tired of the gringos stealing the Mexican lands... 729 00:45:25,092 --> 00:45:27,612 with Mexican names, from the Mexican people. 730 00:45:27,692 --> 00:45:32,012 San Antonio, Amarillo, El Paso, Corpus Christi. 731 00:45:32,092 --> 00:45:35,052 - Corpus Christi is Latin, you say. - I say nothing. 732 00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,452 No, it's okay. 733 00:45:36,532 --> 00:45:39,732 Because whatever you think, Mexico is Latin to me. 734 00:45:43,092 --> 00:45:44,372 Mister. 735 00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:47,012 What is your name, Mister? 736 00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,492 Bob. 737 00:45:51,612 --> 00:45:55,452 It is small, but fine name, Mister Bop. 738 00:45:55,532 --> 00:45:56,772 Bob. 739 00:45:58,532 --> 00:45:59,932 Bop. 740 00:46:00,012 --> 00:46:02,772 Bob. 741 00:46:02,852 --> 00:46:04,572 Bob. 742 00:46:04,652 --> 00:46:08,012 Clarico, Bob, that is different. 743 00:46:08,092 --> 00:46:11,492 You realize, Mister Bob... 744 00:46:11,572 --> 00:46:16,212 you have saved the life of the hero of the Mexican people. 745 00:46:16,292 --> 00:46:17,772 - Juan... - I got that part. 746 00:46:17,852 --> 00:46:19,412 Okay. 747 00:46:19,492 --> 00:46:25,012 As a man of honor, I must now repay that enormous debt. 748 00:46:25,092 --> 00:46:29,492 Tell you what. You go to sleep, we'll call it even, all right? 749 00:46:29,572 --> 00:46:34,252 No. I, Juan Nepo Musana Cortina... 750 00:46:34,332 --> 00:46:39,292 hereby vow to follow and protect Mister Bob until such time... 751 00:46:39,372 --> 00:46:42,732 as I in turn can save the life of Mister Bob. 752 00:46:42,812 --> 00:46:45,052 - Did you say follow me? - Follow. 753 00:46:45,132 --> 00:46:48,372 No. 754 00:46:48,452 --> 00:46:51,172 You will not follow me anywhere, you understand me? 755 00:46:51,252 --> 00:46:55,652 "And so, recognizing the greatness each of us possessed... 756 00:46:55,732 --> 00:46:58,572 my friend and I were inseparable from that day on." 757 00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:01,972 - Get away! - "Together, side by side... 758 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:05,812 we rode bravely to the most wicked and Godless town... 759 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:08,172 in all the American West." 760 00:47:08,252 --> 00:47:14,692 "The very gateway to hell itself, El Paso, Mexico." 761 00:47:17,772 --> 00:47:19,092 Hey, cowboy. 762 00:47:24,572 --> 00:47:27,492 - Sweetie. - Hi. 763 00:47:31,692 --> 00:47:34,332 - What can I get you? - Give me a whiskey. 764 00:47:36,212 --> 00:47:40,412 Excuse me, Mister, I want to play some cards with these cowboys. 765 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:42,732 Okay. 766 00:47:51,292 --> 00:47:52,652 What is this? 767 00:47:52,732 --> 00:47:57,092 - That ain't whiskey. - That's El Paso's best, sir. 768 00:47:57,172 --> 00:47:59,292 That'll be a dollar, partner. 769 00:47:59,372 --> 00:48:00,732 I'm not your partner. 770 00:48:00,812 --> 00:48:02,852 And I'm not going to give you a dollar for this drink. 771 00:48:02,932 --> 00:48:05,212 Settle for twenty-five cents. 772 00:48:05,292 --> 00:48:08,172 Sample if you will the wonders of this amazing... 773 00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:10,012 new scientific invention. 774 00:48:10,092 --> 00:48:13,772 The brushing instrument for human teeth and dental plates. 775 00:48:15,372 --> 00:48:18,612 It expunges odor, eliminates decay... 776 00:48:18,692 --> 00:48:21,132 eradicates bleeding gums and mouth pain. 777 00:48:21,212 --> 00:48:25,052 All the rage in London, Paris, New York, and Cairo... 778 00:48:25,132 --> 00:48:28,092 and yours, my friends, for only twenty-five cents... 779 00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:30,972 that's right, twenty-five cents. Any takers? 780 00:48:31,052 --> 00:48:33,052 I have to have one of those. 781 00:48:33,132 --> 00:48:34,852 And that's it, help yourself. 782 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:41,812 Excuse me, twenty-five. Twenty-five cents. 783 00:48:42,852 --> 00:48:44,172 Hey, ladies, please. 784 00:48:44,252 --> 00:48:45,972 Hey, give me one. 785 00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:48,812 Okay, one more. 786 00:49:24,692 --> 00:49:26,452 I might have knowed. 787 00:49:28,212 --> 00:49:30,892 That's a mighty fine brush, Ma'am. 788 00:49:32,412 --> 00:49:33,852 You too, cowpoke. 789 00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:36,412 Look who's caught in my little trap. 790 00:49:40,332 --> 00:49:42,452 Party's over there, Kid. 791 00:49:43,652 --> 00:49:46,732 Come on. Nice and easy. 792 00:49:59,492 --> 00:50:02,052 Hey, stranger, you mighty quiet. 793 00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:04,292 You wasn't breathing I'd think you was dead. 794 00:50:07,092 --> 00:50:09,012 Name's Isaiah Turner. 795 00:50:14,052 --> 00:50:16,052 I'll be goddamned. 796 00:50:16,132 --> 00:50:18,732 You Nat Love, ain't you? 797 00:50:18,812 --> 00:50:21,052 Well, Mr. Love, it is a privilege to share... 798 00:50:21,132 --> 00:50:23,332 the same jail cell with you, sir. 799 00:50:23,412 --> 00:50:24,932 I read all your books. As a matter of fact... 800 00:50:25,012 --> 00:50:27,772 I used to read it to the kids at the church while I talked. 801 00:50:27,852 --> 00:50:31,052 You're the baddest gunslinger that ever lived. 802 00:50:31,132 --> 00:50:32,572 Is all that stuff true? 803 00:50:32,652 --> 00:50:34,932 Did you really corral ten men by yourself... 804 00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:36,332 at the Rattlesnake Canyon? 805 00:50:36,412 --> 00:50:37,972 Been in a lot of canyons. 806 00:50:38,052 --> 00:50:40,212 And you robbed a bank with just a knife? 807 00:50:40,292 --> 00:50:42,012 That's what they say. 808 00:50:42,092 --> 00:50:44,492 You're just the man to teach me what I need to know. 809 00:50:44,572 --> 00:50:46,652 I been hunting some men down I need to work on... 810 00:50:46,732 --> 00:50:49,372 my gunslinging skills. 811 00:50:49,452 --> 00:50:51,572 Sit back. 812 00:50:51,652 --> 00:50:53,892 Enjoy the day. 813 00:50:53,972 --> 00:50:58,692 Ain't got time to teach you nothing. They going to hang me tomorrow. 814 00:50:58,772 --> 00:51:00,132 Look at you. 815 00:51:00,212 --> 00:51:02,412 You about to be hung and you sitting there... 816 00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:05,452 like you going to the barber to get a haircut. 817 00:51:05,532 --> 00:51:08,452 A man can't go out in a blaze of glory... 818 00:51:08,532 --> 00:51:11,252 he can at least go with dignity. 819 00:51:11,332 --> 00:51:13,252 I don't feel like going. 820 00:51:13,332 --> 00:51:15,212 - Morning, Mr. Bloomington. - Morning, Sheriff. 821 00:51:15,292 --> 00:51:16,692 Look alive there, buddy. 822 00:51:16,772 --> 00:51:18,452 Well. 823 00:51:19,532 --> 00:51:22,532 Looks like you've earned yourself a name? 824 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:26,652 The Whorehouse Kid. My God, that's a quaint little moniker. 825 00:51:26,732 --> 00:51:31,012 And look at you, all famous and fancy and legit now. 826 00:51:31,092 --> 00:51:34,092 You've become quite a little irritant to me, son. 827 00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:35,372 But as mayor of this... 828 00:51:35,452 --> 00:51:37,172 Talking like butter won't melt in your mouth. 829 00:51:37,252 --> 00:51:40,572 As mayor of this fair city, I've come to tell you that... 830 00:51:40,652 --> 00:51:41,732 you're going to get a fair trial. 831 00:51:41,812 --> 00:51:43,652 Except for, I know what you really are. 832 00:51:43,732 --> 00:51:45,652 And a fair hanging. 833 00:51:45,732 --> 00:51:48,972 - A thief, and a murderer... - Goddamnit. What... 834 00:51:49,052 --> 00:51:50,932 I'm going to kill you, Bloomington. 835 00:51:52,412 --> 00:51:55,372 You are going to get yours tomorrow. 836 00:51:56,692 --> 00:51:58,772 Boy. 837 00:51:58,852 --> 00:52:02,932 And I can't wait to see them slip that noose around your neck. 838 00:52:03,012 --> 00:52:06,132 And that look of pure terror come over your face... 839 00:52:06,212 --> 00:52:09,572 just like your mama had that night that I shot her. 840 00:52:09,652 --> 00:52:12,852 I'm going to come back from my grave, and I'm going to kill you. 841 00:52:21,532 --> 00:52:22,892 If my brother Jedediah was here... 842 00:52:22,972 --> 00:52:24,812 he'd come through that door his guns blazing... 843 00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,572 and he'd break us out of here. 844 00:52:26,652 --> 00:52:29,652 Jedediah. Turner? 845 00:52:29,732 --> 00:52:31,972 You know him? 846 00:52:32,052 --> 00:52:34,412 - Your brother. - Yeah. 847 00:52:34,492 --> 00:52:38,452 He was a good man. Hell of a gunfighter. 848 00:52:38,532 --> 00:52:40,892 Had a classic showdown with another gun. 849 00:52:40,972 --> 00:52:43,492 Called himself The Undertaker. 850 00:52:43,572 --> 00:52:45,012 Jedediah took him, didn't he? 851 00:52:45,092 --> 00:52:46,892 Jedediah, I know he's a great gunslinger now. 852 00:52:46,972 --> 00:52:50,132 - He always was good. - They say it was close. 853 00:52:50,212 --> 00:52:54,172 One for the books. But your brother lost. 854 00:52:56,492 --> 00:52:58,892 Jedediah dead? 855 00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:06,052 He killed my brother? 856 00:53:17,252 --> 00:53:19,732 You tell me where I can find this dog called The Undertaker... 857 00:53:19,812 --> 00:53:21,292 because I'm going to kill him. 858 00:53:21,372 --> 00:53:24,092 No, first I'm going to kill Bloomington... 859 00:53:24,172 --> 00:53:26,172 then I'm going to kill Bonner, and then I'm going to put a bullet... 860 00:53:26,252 --> 00:53:28,292 in the head of this man called The Undertaker. 861 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,492 That's a whole heap of folks to kill. 862 00:53:32,012 --> 00:53:34,452 For a man who ain't got no gun. 863 00:53:34,532 --> 00:53:39,212 Can't shoot and is presently incarcerated. 864 00:53:44,692 --> 00:53:46,892 Well, I'm going to shoot him dead. 865 00:54:01,492 --> 00:54:03,532 Bob? 866 00:54:03,612 --> 00:54:05,452 Cortina, hey. 867 00:54:07,892 --> 00:54:11,412 Cortina, help. They'll hang me. 868 00:54:11,492 --> 00:54:14,332 Mister, I was helping, trying to save your life, right? 869 00:54:14,412 --> 00:54:15,812 - Yeah. - We'll be even, right? 870 00:54:15,892 --> 00:54:16,892 - Yeah. - Nothing, right? 871 00:54:16,972 --> 00:54:19,292 - Right. - Okay, you got it. 872 00:54:19,372 --> 00:54:21,252 Come on, Nat, wake up. 873 00:54:35,612 --> 00:54:36,772 Come on. 874 00:54:36,852 --> 00:54:38,892 - This is my friend, Nat Love. - Good to meet you, Nat Love. 875 00:54:38,972 --> 00:54:41,692 Okay, here's your horses, your gun, even Steven, okay? 876 00:54:41,772 --> 00:54:43,492 - Even. - It was good riding with you. Bob. 877 00:54:43,572 --> 00:54:44,652 - You too. - I got to go save... 878 00:54:44,732 --> 00:54:45,852 the Mexican people. 879 00:54:51,252 --> 00:54:52,652 You save my life again. 880 00:54:52,732 --> 00:54:53,932 - I did not. - Yes, you did! 881 00:54:54,012 --> 00:54:55,892 - He jumped out the window. - He was killing me. 882 00:54:55,972 --> 00:54:57,532 - He was not... - Every time I turn around... 883 00:54:57,612 --> 00:54:58,772 you save my life! 884 00:54:58,852 --> 00:55:00,892 - I did not! - You make me absolutely crazy. 885 00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:03,492 - Nat, I'm going with you. - No, the hell you are, I ride alone. 886 00:55:03,572 --> 00:55:06,652 Nat, that's my horse, Nat. I have to go with you. 887 00:55:06,732 --> 00:55:08,052 - What? - I'm going with you. 888 00:55:08,132 --> 00:55:09,212 Come on. 889 00:55:09,292 --> 00:55:12,172 Get up, let's go, jump up, get up. 890 00:55:12,252 --> 00:55:14,852 Pursued by twenty Texas Rangers... 891 00:55:14,932 --> 00:55:18,332 with a pack of slathering bloodhounds nipping at our heels... 892 00:55:18,412 --> 00:55:23,452 we rode together escorting Mister Love to his secret hideaway. 893 00:55:23,532 --> 00:55:25,172 Mister Love. 894 00:55:29,092 --> 00:55:31,412 I'm not playing with you. 895 00:55:31,492 --> 00:55:33,772 Nat! 896 00:55:33,852 --> 00:55:36,052 Nat, I thought you was dead, boy. 897 00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:38,212 - How you doing? - Yeah, well... 898 00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:40,292 they almost got my neck for real this time, boys. 899 00:55:40,372 --> 00:55:41,892 How the hell are you, Nat. 900 00:55:43,412 --> 00:55:46,012 Please, don't shoot. 901 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:48,332 It is I, Juan Nepo Musana Cortina. 902 00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:50,492 I springed you from the hoosegow back there. 903 00:55:50,572 --> 00:55:53,332 - Where's The Kid? - The Kid? 904 00:55:53,412 --> 00:55:55,772 He keeps falling off the back of my horse... 905 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,612 there's a little problem we are working on. 906 00:55:57,692 --> 00:55:59,132 No, don't you do it. 907 00:55:59,212 --> 00:56:02,452 What part of "Stop, wait. I'm falling down... 908 00:56:02,532 --> 00:56:04,132 will you wait for me" do you not understand... 909 00:56:04,212 --> 00:56:06,092 All night, he was riding like the wind... 910 00:56:06,172 --> 00:56:07,292 I had to catch up with him. 911 00:56:07,372 --> 00:56:10,772 - You left me back in the dirt. - I didn't want to leave Mr. Love. 912 00:56:10,852 --> 00:56:13,892 - Mister Love. - Gentlemen, allow me to introduce... 913 00:56:13,972 --> 00:56:18,852 my fearless godfather Mister Isaiah Bob Turner. 914 00:56:18,932 --> 00:56:22,212 Now look, I thought I told you not to follow me. 915 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:23,732 I know. 916 00:56:23,812 --> 00:56:27,292 But I had to. I need your help. Plus, you stole my horse. 917 00:56:27,372 --> 00:56:28,892 I ain't got time to be helping you. 918 00:56:28,972 --> 00:56:30,412 Now go on, get out of here. 919 00:56:30,492 --> 00:56:33,012 Come on, Nat. I saved your life. 920 00:56:33,092 --> 00:56:35,372 That's right, you owe a life to this man. 921 00:56:35,452 --> 00:56:37,532 You must protect this man you must follow him... 922 00:56:37,612 --> 00:56:41,172 and give him shelter until such time as you can save the life of this man. 923 00:56:41,252 --> 00:56:43,492 Shut up. 924 00:56:43,572 --> 00:56:46,132 All right. You can hole up for a couple days... 925 00:56:46,212 --> 00:56:48,212 as long as that fellow keeps his trap shut. 926 00:56:48,292 --> 00:56:50,492 Keep your mouth shut. 927 00:56:50,572 --> 00:56:51,892 Come on. 928 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,492 Don't get mad at me because you can't stay on the horse... 929 00:56:57,572 --> 00:56:58,972 I could stay on the horse if you could ride the horse... 930 00:56:59,052 --> 00:57:01,532 your big sombrero, I can't see that big sombrero... 931 00:57:01,612 --> 00:57:03,172 kept getting in my eyes! 932 00:57:12,092 --> 00:57:14,972 - Who are you? - Isaiah. 933 00:57:15,052 --> 00:57:16,572 Who are they? 934 00:57:16,652 --> 00:57:18,732 - Special people. - How you doing, sister. 935 00:57:18,812 --> 00:57:20,612 Got a whole lot of special people around here. 936 00:57:20,692 --> 00:57:22,572 How you doing, sister. 937 00:57:22,652 --> 00:57:24,732 Hello, sister. 938 00:57:24,812 --> 00:57:26,092 Sister. 939 00:57:26,172 --> 00:57:27,772 Let me give you a hand. 940 00:57:32,812 --> 00:57:35,492 You look like a man. Smell like a man too. 941 00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:44,812 - Amen. - Dig in, boys. 942 00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:54,932 Name is Isaiah Turner. 943 00:57:55,012 --> 00:57:56,932 It's a really nice hideout you got here. 944 00:57:58,492 --> 00:58:01,572 How you doing, I haven't most of... Okay. 945 00:58:01,652 --> 00:58:04,092 I know you guys are pretty hungry. 946 00:58:04,172 --> 00:58:07,932 I know you're gunslingers so any kind of tips or pointers... 947 00:58:08,012 --> 00:58:12,332 you can show me, I'd be willing to take into consideration. 948 00:58:17,692 --> 00:58:19,172 Hey! 949 00:58:21,412 --> 00:58:23,452 Use a damn fork, Graham. 950 00:58:42,292 --> 00:58:44,932 - God. - Goddamn. 951 00:58:59,692 --> 00:59:00,892 Bob. 952 00:59:00,972 --> 00:59:02,292 Bob, no, Bob. 953 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:06,452 No, you didn't say nothing about no quick draw. 954 00:59:06,532 --> 00:59:08,572 You're either going to have to kill that kid... 955 00:59:08,652 --> 00:59:10,732 or teach him how to shoot. 956 00:59:10,812 --> 00:59:13,212 We don't get shot at this much when we're robbing banks. 957 00:59:15,732 --> 00:59:17,612 Shoot this. 958 00:59:17,692 --> 00:59:20,172 All right. Put it down on the rock. 959 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:22,412 No. 960 00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:24,372 Shoot it out of my hand. 961 00:59:24,452 --> 00:59:25,812 Come on, Nat. 962 00:59:25,892 --> 00:59:27,292 Shoot it. 963 00:59:32,332 --> 00:59:35,732 If you hit me, I'm going to kill you. 964 00:59:35,812 --> 00:59:37,812 Nat, that ain't funny, come on. 965 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:43,172 Shoot it. 966 01:00:02,292 --> 01:00:05,092 Any time you shoot at someone... 967 01:00:05,172 --> 01:00:08,132 plan on dying. 968 01:00:08,212 --> 01:00:09,492 All right. 969 01:00:19,372 --> 01:00:21,252 Come on, Nat, get up on that horse. 970 01:00:21,332 --> 01:00:24,012 Let's go. Yeah. Come on, Nat. 971 01:00:30,612 --> 01:00:31,972 That was great. 972 01:00:35,412 --> 01:00:36,692 That's how you should ride. 973 01:00:36,772 --> 01:00:39,012 You need to be confident, Bob. 974 01:00:39,092 --> 01:00:40,932 The problem is getting up onto the horse. 975 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:43,612 - Yes, that's hard. - Yes. 976 01:00:43,692 --> 01:00:46,812 Okay, let's try her again. Put the foot in the stirrup. 977 01:00:46,892 --> 01:00:49,252 Okay. 978 01:00:49,332 --> 01:00:52,012 Listen, no fighting in the bank. 979 01:00:52,092 --> 01:00:54,052 This hand gets the reins, you don't have no reins... 980 01:00:54,132 --> 01:00:55,292 you have no control. 981 01:00:55,372 --> 01:00:57,172 - You on the horn, you ready? - Okay. 982 01:00:57,252 --> 01:01:00,092 - You go up, okay. - I like when you don't holler at me. 983 01:01:00,172 --> 01:01:01,972 I'm so sorry I hollered at you. 984 01:01:02,052 --> 01:01:03,972 Okay, you go up, okay, one-two-three. 985 01:01:09,812 --> 01:01:11,492 - That's pretty good. - You look good, yeah. 986 01:01:11,572 --> 01:01:13,972 Hey, get off that horse. 987 01:01:14,052 --> 01:01:15,332 I just got on it. 988 01:01:18,252 --> 01:01:19,572 He's just jealous. 989 01:01:26,052 --> 01:01:29,572 You know, riding a horse is a lot like being with a woman. 990 01:01:35,332 --> 01:01:38,372 Okay, just so I understand this correctly. 991 01:01:38,452 --> 01:01:41,412 What part of riding a horse is like being with a woman? 992 01:01:41,492 --> 01:01:46,012 - Nat. The greenhorn's a virgin. - Am not. I am not a virgin. 993 01:01:46,092 --> 01:01:47,772 You ain't never had no sugar dumpling. 994 01:01:49,692 --> 01:01:51,532 Don't clap for me. If you knew how many women I'd been with... 995 01:01:51,612 --> 01:01:53,612 you'd all be in there praying right now. 996 01:01:53,692 --> 01:01:56,172 That's right. I'd like beneath your little nunnery thing. 997 01:01:56,252 --> 01:01:59,732 Boy ain't nothing but a cherry, that's what he is. 998 01:01:59,812 --> 01:02:02,132 I been with so many women I can't remember all their names. 999 01:02:05,252 --> 01:02:06,932 It's all right. 1000 01:02:07,012 --> 01:02:09,332 Mary got the medicine for you. 1001 01:02:09,412 --> 01:02:11,012 - I don't need your help. - Come on now... 1002 01:02:11,092 --> 01:02:12,692 Mary, ain't going to hurt you. 1003 01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:15,132 - Give you a little riding lesson. - Get away from me. 1004 01:02:15,212 --> 01:02:17,572 - Come here, boy... - Ain't with you. 1005 01:02:17,652 --> 01:02:19,532 - Come here! - Go ahead, Mary, show him. 1006 01:02:22,412 --> 01:02:23,732 Show him! 1007 01:02:32,292 --> 01:02:34,012 Good luck. Bob. 1008 01:02:38,012 --> 01:02:40,292 God, Miss Mary ain't got no drawers! 1009 01:02:43,572 --> 01:02:45,092 There he is. 1010 01:03:00,892 --> 01:03:02,532 Ride them, cowboy. 1011 01:03:04,332 --> 01:03:05,932 Bronc rider. 1012 01:03:06,012 --> 01:03:08,132 He's a bronc rider. 1013 01:03:08,212 --> 01:03:10,132 I'd say the boy's fixed. 1014 01:03:31,772 --> 01:03:33,812 He's been practicing. 1015 01:03:34,972 --> 01:03:39,532 I tell her, Maria, drink this tequila. 1016 01:03:39,612 --> 01:03:43,052 Take off your clothes, you will see God. 1017 01:03:43,132 --> 01:03:46,052 I will bring it to you. Hey! 1018 01:03:46,132 --> 01:03:49,252 Now boys, come on, why did you call us here? 1019 01:03:49,332 --> 01:03:51,452 The Kid needs a name. 1020 01:03:53,252 --> 01:03:55,252 How about Dusty-Butt? 1021 01:03:57,532 --> 01:03:59,932 He's still wet behind the ears. 1022 01:04:00,012 --> 01:04:02,532 Let's call him Runt Boy. 1023 01:04:02,612 --> 01:04:05,732 Honey, ain't nothing runty about that boy. 1024 01:04:08,092 --> 01:04:10,252 I broke him, I say I should name him. 1025 01:04:10,332 --> 01:04:13,492 - How's about Happy? - It's about pride. 1026 01:04:13,572 --> 01:04:16,052 A man have to have a name he can be proud of. 1027 01:04:16,132 --> 01:04:18,332 - Yeah, that's true. - You know... 1028 01:04:18,412 --> 01:04:21,012 What are you proud of, son? 1029 01:04:21,092 --> 01:04:22,732 My daddy. 1030 01:04:22,812 --> 01:04:25,732 Now he died fighting for something he believed in. 1031 01:04:25,812 --> 01:04:28,492 - He was a half Cherokee. - Cherokee Kid. 1032 01:04:28,572 --> 01:04:33,012 - I got it. Buffalo Rick. - Buffalo Bob. 1033 01:04:33,092 --> 01:04:35,572 - His name was not Bob. - No, listen to me. 1034 01:04:35,652 --> 01:04:37,852 What about Busty Wet? 1035 01:04:39,052 --> 01:04:40,652 Cherokee Kid. 1036 01:04:43,132 --> 01:04:44,772 I got it. 1037 01:04:47,652 --> 01:04:49,612 The Cherokee Kid. 1038 01:04:49,692 --> 01:04:54,172 All right, now that's a name. That's a good one, Cherokee Kid. 1039 01:05:00,452 --> 01:05:03,012 Well, do I look like a gunslinger? 1040 01:05:03,092 --> 01:05:06,172 You look like The Cherokee Kid. 1041 01:05:06,252 --> 01:05:10,772 I've been meaning to ask you, where does this shirt come from? 1042 01:05:10,852 --> 01:05:13,252 It's Billy's. He's not with us anymore. 1043 01:05:17,932 --> 01:05:19,652 Where we headed, Nat? 1044 01:05:19,732 --> 01:05:21,572 Missouri Bank in Pecos. 1045 01:05:21,652 --> 01:05:23,372 It's Bloomington's biggest bank. 1046 01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:25,092 Easy target. 1047 01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:26,412 Let's move it. 1048 01:05:53,572 --> 01:05:55,892 No, those are the charges and the amount. 1049 01:05:55,972 --> 01:05:58,492 - Hold on, sir. - I want that amount. 1050 01:05:58,572 --> 01:06:01,052 Could I please have some money for the poor? 1051 01:06:01,132 --> 01:06:02,852 Sorry, sister. 1052 01:06:02,932 --> 01:06:05,412 Pretty please, it's for charity, you know. 1053 01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:06,932 No can do. 1054 01:06:07,932 --> 01:06:10,892 How about if I show you a little of this. 1055 01:06:10,972 --> 01:06:14,852 Anybody move, I'll blow you straight to hell. 1056 01:06:14,932 --> 01:06:16,172 Pay attention. 1057 01:06:22,132 --> 01:06:23,412 Let's move it, ladies. 1058 01:06:53,652 --> 01:06:56,772 We've just been robbed by a bunch of gun-toting nuns! 1059 01:06:56,852 --> 01:06:58,532 And that man! 1060 01:07:24,692 --> 01:07:26,652 - That was fun. - You're the quickest... 1061 01:07:26,732 --> 01:07:29,892 goddamn study I've ever seen. 1062 01:07:29,972 --> 01:07:31,452 You're the best teacher I've ever had. 1063 01:07:31,532 --> 01:07:33,972 You got places to go. 1064 01:07:34,052 --> 01:07:35,692 And people to kill. 1065 01:07:36,812 --> 01:07:38,852 We'll meet again sometime. 1066 01:07:38,932 --> 01:07:41,292 Thanks, Nat. I ain't going to forget you. 1067 01:07:41,372 --> 01:07:42,652 Come on. 1068 01:07:45,412 --> 01:07:49,372 That was the last time I saw Senor Nat Love. 1069 01:07:49,452 --> 01:07:54,132 But he is a man of such character, such bearing... 1070 01:07:54,212 --> 01:07:55,812 such... 1071 01:07:57,132 --> 01:07:59,612 nuts. 1072 01:07:59,692 --> 01:08:02,532 He will live within my bosom forever. 1073 01:08:07,372 --> 01:08:10,692 The kid knew if Bloomington was elected governor... 1074 01:08:10,772 --> 01:08:14,492 he would control everything, the money, the land, the people. 1075 01:08:14,572 --> 01:08:17,292 Plus it would be a whole lot harder to kill him. 1076 01:08:17,372 --> 01:08:21,012 So he took the excellent advice of yours truly... 1077 01:08:21,092 --> 01:08:24,692 and set out to make Bloomington crazy enough to come to him. 1078 01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:27,692 He realized robbing his banks would be a nice way... 1079 01:08:27,772 --> 01:08:30,892 to get his attention and to humiliate him... 1080 01:08:30,972 --> 01:08:32,772 in the eyes of the public. 1081 01:08:34,852 --> 01:08:36,932 Excuse me, we're taking a photograph here. 1082 01:08:37,012 --> 01:08:39,452 Yeah? We're robbing a bank here. 1083 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,692 Hey! Take the picture. 1084 01:08:46,212 --> 01:08:47,852 Give me all your money, please. 1085 01:08:47,932 --> 01:08:50,852 Okay, just one minute, Mr. Kid? 1086 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:53,172 The Cherokee Kid? 1087 01:08:54,252 --> 01:08:56,532 Hi. 1088 01:08:56,612 --> 01:08:58,252 - We're old friends. - What are you doing here? 1089 01:08:58,332 --> 01:09:00,612 Well, I got promoted and transferred. 1090 01:09:00,692 --> 01:09:02,892 Well, I got a new job too. I rob banks. 1091 01:09:05,812 --> 01:09:07,892 You got the apron. 1092 01:09:07,972 --> 01:09:09,812 The gingham apron. It's got the hand embroidery. 1093 01:09:09,892 --> 01:09:11,212 - It doesn't have your name... - Watch that for me. 1094 01:09:11,292 --> 01:09:13,892 It has those lovely floral patterns. 1095 01:09:13,972 --> 01:09:16,292 Here, wait. 1096 01:09:16,372 --> 01:09:18,892 Don't forget your money. 1097 01:09:18,972 --> 01:09:21,012 - Thanks for your patronage. - Give me my gun. 1098 01:09:23,452 --> 01:09:25,132 Or robberyage. 1099 01:09:30,092 --> 01:09:31,492 Idiot! 1100 01:09:31,572 --> 01:09:33,612 Bloomington was fed up. 1101 01:09:33,692 --> 01:09:36,292 He sent for the most cold-blooded gunslinger... 1102 01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:39,972 in all the West, The Undertaker. 1103 01:09:40,052 --> 01:09:43,452 And twenty other snarling jackals. 1104 01:09:43,532 --> 01:09:45,212 My only recourse was to turn to you gentlemen. 1105 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:49,772 Professionals to get the job done. 1106 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,132 Now this... 1107 01:09:52,892 --> 01:09:55,572 bag of gold coins... 1108 01:09:55,652 --> 01:09:56,772 Now you're talking. 1109 01:09:56,852 --> 01:09:59,252 Will go to the first man to deliver any of... 1110 01:09:59,332 --> 01:10:02,892 The Kid's indispensable body parts to me. 1111 01:10:02,972 --> 01:10:06,412 Along with some identifiable portion of his anatomy. 1112 01:10:06,492 --> 01:10:09,532 His head will do. 1113 01:10:13,892 --> 01:10:16,092 He's mine. 1114 01:10:16,172 --> 01:10:18,332 Not unless I get to him first. 1115 01:10:18,412 --> 01:10:19,732 Friend. 1116 01:10:22,812 --> 01:10:24,532 Word of advice. 1117 01:10:27,132 --> 01:10:30,092 I hear Cherokee's pretty tricky. 1118 01:10:30,172 --> 01:10:33,292 You right-handed or a southpaw? 1119 01:10:33,372 --> 01:10:34,692 Southpaw, why? 1120 01:10:39,852 --> 01:10:42,972 Guess he better start practicing with his right. 1121 01:10:43,052 --> 01:10:45,572 Like I said, he's mine. 1122 01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:49,412 There's a challenge for you, gentlemen. 1123 01:10:51,052 --> 01:10:52,572 Go get him. 1124 01:10:59,772 --> 01:11:02,372 Well, Mr. Undertaker... 1125 01:11:02,452 --> 01:11:05,772 you certainly are a... 1126 01:11:08,212 --> 01:11:09,932 I can do this. 1127 01:11:10,012 --> 01:11:13,412 I got gold for any man that can get him. 1128 01:11:16,572 --> 01:11:18,572 I don't need no gold. 1129 01:11:22,332 --> 01:11:24,572 Well, go get him then, for free. 1130 01:11:33,772 --> 01:11:35,172 Excuse me, ma'am. 1131 01:11:36,892 --> 01:11:40,052 Would you consider selling us some fresh horses? 1132 01:11:40,132 --> 01:11:42,612 We don't cotton to your kind around here. 1133 01:11:45,372 --> 01:11:47,932 My kind? My kind's your kind. 1134 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,052 My kind don't go around knocking over banks... 1135 01:11:50,132 --> 01:11:53,492 and robbing little old ladies, so just turn around and get. 1136 01:11:53,572 --> 01:11:56,692 God Almighty. It's The Cherokee Kid! 1137 01:11:56,772 --> 01:11:59,972 Abby, that's The Cherokee Kid! Ma! 1138 01:12:00,052 --> 01:12:02,932 - What? - It's The Cherokee Kid! 1139 01:12:03,012 --> 01:12:06,292 Now you come on off that horse and rest yourself there, Mr. Cherokee. 1140 01:12:06,372 --> 01:12:09,652 Abby, you go on in the kitchen and set a table, girl. 1141 01:12:09,732 --> 01:12:12,212 We got famous company for dinner. 1142 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:16,172 Where I'm from, ma'am, when your Pa asks you to do something, you hop to. 1143 01:12:16,252 --> 01:12:18,892 - Abby, hop to. - Come on, Baby. 1144 01:12:21,132 --> 01:12:22,772 Thank you, ma'am. 1145 01:12:25,372 --> 01:12:29,052 Like I said, I'm in the jail cell, waiting to be hung the next morning. 1146 01:12:29,132 --> 01:12:32,052 Then my godfather here breaks the walls down. 1147 01:12:32,132 --> 01:12:35,452 He got me, so I'm shooting my way out bullets flying everywhere. 1148 01:12:35,532 --> 01:12:37,452 So I reckon then Cherokee that's why they upped... 1149 01:12:37,532 --> 01:12:40,972 your reward to 500 dollars. That's a lot of money. 1150 01:12:44,452 --> 01:12:46,172 Tell us about that bank you cracked open... 1151 01:12:46,252 --> 01:12:47,572 with that cannonball. 1152 01:12:47,652 --> 01:12:53,532 No, I want to hear how you robbed Texas Ranger Pedro. 1153 01:12:53,612 --> 01:12:55,972 - Texas Rangers. - Ranger Pedro? 1154 01:12:56,052 --> 01:12:59,772 Now, that is an interesting story. But the Pinedale bank... 1155 01:12:59,852 --> 01:13:01,252 Pinedale. 1156 01:13:01,332 --> 01:13:03,412 - That was the most frightening. - Scream. 1157 01:13:04,612 --> 01:13:06,852 You had the bank guards on one side... 1158 01:13:06,932 --> 01:13:09,732 you got that blood-thirsty, no good Jake Carver gang... 1159 01:13:13,132 --> 01:13:14,372 Abby! 1160 01:13:14,452 --> 01:13:18,172 Five thousand goes a long way to help us keep oxir land. 1161 01:13:18,252 --> 01:13:19,812 Talk to me, Bob. 1162 01:13:24,092 --> 01:13:27,092 What the... Why you got me tied up? 1163 01:13:27,172 --> 01:13:29,852 And why did you hit me on the head? 1164 01:13:29,932 --> 01:13:33,812 We ain't no fools. We know you come to rob us. 1165 01:13:33,892 --> 01:13:35,412 Rob you? 1166 01:13:35,492 --> 01:13:38,052 Why would I want to rob poor people, you ain't got nothing to take. 1167 01:13:38,132 --> 01:13:40,652 I'm looking for Bloomington. 1168 01:13:40,732 --> 01:13:42,052 He's working for the man... 1169 01:13:42,132 --> 01:13:44,252 who's trying to steal our land, perfect. 1170 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:46,772 Working for him? I'm hunting that man down. 1171 01:13:46,852 --> 01:13:48,212 He killed my Ma and my Pa. 1172 01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:51,892 - You lie like a pig in mud. - You think I'm lying? 1173 01:13:51,972 --> 01:13:52,972 Just go out there and look at my horse. 1174 01:13:53,052 --> 01:13:55,212 You can see them Bloomington bank bags I been robbing. 1175 01:13:55,292 --> 01:13:57,172 All right, go ahead and take them, take them all. 1176 01:13:57,252 --> 01:13:58,692 - Ma? - Pa? 1177 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:02,052 We don't want your stinking money. 1178 01:14:03,452 --> 01:14:04,812 We don't? 1179 01:14:07,052 --> 01:14:09,532 You ain't got enough money to give him no way. 1180 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,412 He don't want your money. He wants your land. 1181 01:14:13,692 --> 01:14:15,772 You know, Ma, Cherokee may be right. 1182 01:14:15,852 --> 01:14:18,292 - No... - I mean the man is everywhere. 1183 01:14:18,372 --> 01:14:22,931 He's got his hands in the bank, the railroad, government. 1184 01:14:23,011 --> 01:14:26,971 Abby, I don't think we can rightly fight that man. 1185 01:14:27,051 --> 01:14:28,531 I can. 1186 01:14:28,611 --> 01:14:30,971 We can't afford to. 1187 01:14:31,051 --> 01:14:32,811 Since I was going to kill him anyway. 1188 01:14:32,891 --> 01:14:35,851 - I'll do it for free. - You just shut up your face. 1189 01:14:35,931 --> 01:14:37,971 Don't you go filling my Ma and Pa's head... 1190 01:14:38,051 --> 01:14:40,731 with your fabrications and your falsehoods. 1191 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,851 Let me tell you something. 1192 01:14:44,931 --> 01:14:46,691 Let me tell you something. 1193 01:14:46,771 --> 01:14:49,531 Next time you tie a man up, use a proper knot. 1194 01:14:49,611 --> 01:14:52,211 You know, for a pretty woman you got a ugly attitude. 1195 01:14:55,011 --> 01:14:58,331 Thanks for all your hospitality, but I got to be going. 1196 01:14:58,411 --> 01:15:00,771 But I'll be back, Abby. 1197 01:15:00,851 --> 01:15:02,651 You may think but you want, sir... 1198 01:15:02,731 --> 01:15:07,171 but I assure you that I respect your strange manners. 1199 01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:13,131 I would like to return someday, to try to understand you! 1200 01:15:13,211 --> 01:15:14,651 Goodbye mother. 1201 01:15:15,811 --> 01:15:17,931 - What'd he say? - Goodbye? 1202 01:15:19,091 --> 01:15:20,611 I think she likes me. 1203 01:15:21,611 --> 01:15:23,411 Where the heck is my rifle? 1204 01:15:24,931 --> 01:15:27,131 - We're having company, girl! - Abby, no! 1205 01:15:40,331 --> 01:15:44,291 Well, Abby, I ain't never seen you miss before. 1206 01:15:44,371 --> 01:15:46,971 Well... it's dark. 1207 01:15:57,371 --> 01:15:59,091 That's him right there. 1208 01:16:08,891 --> 01:16:11,891 I'm looking for Cyrus Bloomington. 1209 01:16:11,971 --> 01:16:14,291 What a coincidence, Cherokee. 1210 01:16:14,371 --> 01:16:16,811 Undertaker's out looking for you. 1211 01:16:16,891 --> 01:16:18,451 That so. 1212 01:16:18,531 --> 01:16:20,531 Just watch your back. 1213 01:16:20,611 --> 01:16:23,771 The Undertaker's not the only bloodsucker gunning for you. 1214 01:16:28,611 --> 01:16:31,971 Bloomington's gold put a bee in a lot of nasty... 1215 01:16:32,051 --> 01:16:34,131 good-for-nothing bonnets. 1216 01:16:34,211 --> 01:16:36,011 I'll keep that in mind. 1217 01:16:37,371 --> 01:16:40,571 And if your ass had eyeballs, you'd be looking at the nastiest one. 1218 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:49,211 I don't have no quarrel with you, unless you want one. 1219 01:16:51,531 --> 01:16:54,691 Now, you all tell this Undertaker I want a rendezvous with him... 1220 01:16:54,771 --> 01:16:58,091 tomorrow, high noon, on Main Street. 1221 01:16:58,171 --> 01:17:00,211 - You got that? - Yeah. 1222 01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:14,971 What in the hell's a rendezvous? 1223 01:17:15,051 --> 01:17:18,291 "That afternoon as Bloomington's bloodthirsty vultures... 1224 01:17:18,371 --> 01:17:21,011 descended upon Larabee, the Kid went back... 1225 01:17:21,091 --> 01:17:23,971 to the one ladybird who had caught his eye." 1226 01:17:24,051 --> 01:17:25,451 What do you want? 1227 01:17:25,531 --> 01:17:27,211 Ain't you had enough? 1228 01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:31,331 Well, I... 1229 01:17:32,571 --> 01:17:35,411 I think a woman shoots me four times need to see her again. 1230 01:17:35,491 --> 01:17:38,651 Well, I don't want to be seen with you so just move on, Mister. 1231 01:17:38,731 --> 01:17:42,051 I'm sorry, ma'am, I must be making your husband jealous. 1232 01:17:42,131 --> 01:17:44,691 I don't have a husband. 1233 01:17:44,771 --> 01:17:46,171 Say that again? 1234 01:17:46,251 --> 01:17:49,611 I said, I don't have a husband. 1235 01:17:49,691 --> 01:17:52,291 Well, I'm shocked, Miss Abby, that some man wouldn't want... 1236 01:17:52,371 --> 01:17:54,771 to be hit by you with a frying pan on a daily basis. 1237 01:17:54,851 --> 01:17:57,251 And I'm shocked that for a man who might be... 1238 01:17:57,331 --> 01:18:01,291 making his maker tomorrow, you're acting awfully chipper. 1239 01:18:01,371 --> 01:18:04,731 I'm not the man that's going to be meeting his maker tomorrow. 1240 01:18:04,811 --> 01:18:07,291 - You sure? - I'm sure. 1241 01:18:08,571 --> 01:18:11,811 Well, I'm going to say a prayer for you anyway. 1242 01:18:11,891 --> 01:18:13,251 Whether you like it or not. 1243 01:18:13,331 --> 01:18:15,131 I appreciate that, Miss Abby. 1244 01:18:16,571 --> 01:18:19,691 See you later, Cherokee Kid. 1245 01:18:23,531 --> 01:18:25,131 Yesterday... 1246 01:18:28,051 --> 01:18:30,131 when the Kid rode into town... 1247 01:18:30,211 --> 01:18:33,131 he was as ready as I ever saw him. 1248 01:18:33,211 --> 01:18:34,731 He was ready! 1249 01:18:41,971 --> 01:18:44,531 He was the most... 1250 01:18:49,491 --> 01:18:51,451 The best... 1251 01:19:00,891 --> 01:19:03,331 He was the best man I ever knew. 1252 01:19:07,051 --> 01:19:09,491 Bloomington wants him in the ground right now. 1253 01:19:09,571 --> 01:19:11,731 You don't touch that coffin. 1254 01:19:11,811 --> 01:19:13,771 We'll carry it out ourselves. 1255 01:19:22,411 --> 01:19:24,051 All right. 1256 01:19:54,051 --> 01:19:56,651 This seems like a proper place to end this story. 1257 01:19:56,731 --> 01:19:59,291 - We don't care to hear your side. - No, but you're going to. 1258 01:19:59,371 --> 01:20:00,931 Just shut up and listen. 1259 01:20:02,211 --> 01:20:03,931 Yesterday morning when I first saw the Kid... 1260 01:20:04,011 --> 01:20:05,731 I could tell he was rattled. 1261 01:20:22,051 --> 01:20:24,291 So you're The Undertaker. 1262 01:20:24,371 --> 01:20:25,691 I just want to look into the eyes of the man... 1263 01:20:25,771 --> 01:20:28,091 that shot my brother before I kill him. 1264 01:20:30,331 --> 01:20:32,651 Cherokee feather. 1265 01:20:32,731 --> 01:20:34,851 I'm going to take that after I kill you. 1266 01:20:39,731 --> 01:20:44,091 Word of advice, "Don't mistake stupidity for courage." 1267 01:21:12,691 --> 01:21:14,611 Now it's your turn to die. 1268 01:21:17,691 --> 01:21:19,091 Sweet dreams. 1269 01:21:27,011 --> 01:21:29,251 Sweet dreams. 1270 01:21:29,331 --> 01:21:30,891 Which is what I always told my little brother... 1271 01:21:30,971 --> 01:21:32,771 when I tucked him in at night. 1272 01:21:35,651 --> 01:21:36,891 My god. 1273 01:21:36,971 --> 01:21:38,811 Told you I'd come back from my grave to kill you. 1274 01:21:40,131 --> 01:21:41,611 I knew it! 1275 01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:45,211 Where the heck is my rifle? 1276 01:21:48,731 --> 01:21:51,211 Bob, I'm so happy to see you. 1277 01:21:51,291 --> 01:21:52,571 I knew it. 1278 01:21:54,411 --> 01:21:55,971 I'm going after Bloomington. 1279 01:22:13,411 --> 01:22:14,971 Cortina, Jed, I'm coming. 1280 01:22:17,211 --> 01:22:19,411 This fur is heavy. 1281 01:22:19,491 --> 01:22:21,451 Bob, I got you. 1282 01:22:21,531 --> 01:22:22,971 I got you. Bob. 1283 01:22:28,891 --> 01:22:30,291 Cortina! 1284 01:22:30,371 --> 01:22:31,531 Jed, cover me. 1285 01:22:58,291 --> 01:23:00,291 No, I've been better. Bob. 1286 01:23:00,371 --> 01:23:02,571 Man. So good with words. 1287 01:23:02,651 --> 01:23:04,451 That was the sorriest eulogy I've ever heard in my life. 1288 01:23:04,531 --> 01:23:07,531 Now that I am dying I could, could you do better for me. 1289 01:23:07,611 --> 01:23:09,531 Please. You're too conceited to die. 1290 01:23:10,851 --> 01:23:12,531 No matter what happens, little brother... 1291 01:23:12,611 --> 01:23:14,011 this has been the happiest day of my life. 1292 01:23:14,091 --> 01:23:15,651 Me too. Let's finish it. 1293 01:23:15,731 --> 01:23:16,891 Come on. 1294 01:23:16,971 --> 01:23:18,291 Be right back. 1295 01:23:25,971 --> 01:23:27,171 Let's do it. 1296 01:24:04,651 --> 01:24:06,171 Where the hell's Bloomington? 1297 01:24:06,251 --> 01:24:07,731 Where that coward always is. 1298 01:24:07,811 --> 01:24:09,411 Trying to get away. 1299 01:24:21,851 --> 01:24:23,091 Bloomington. 1300 01:24:25,891 --> 01:24:27,651 Just stop what you're doing, Bloomington. 1301 01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:37,851 Not so tough by yourself, are you? 1302 01:24:37,931 --> 01:24:40,571 Now you're not going to shoot a man in the back, are you? 1303 01:24:40,651 --> 01:24:42,251 Wouldn't bother me none. 1304 01:24:42,331 --> 01:24:43,891 Remember you killed my mama. 1305 01:24:45,051 --> 01:24:47,451 Well yeah, but that was because when I was really young and foolish. 1306 01:24:47,531 --> 01:24:50,131 I mean, I'm really sorry about that. 1307 01:24:50,211 --> 01:24:51,531 We worked with the railroad then... 1308 01:24:51,611 --> 01:24:54,331 and now the railroad is working for me. 1309 01:24:54,411 --> 01:24:57,291 What if we could become partners maybe, and... 1310 01:24:57,371 --> 01:24:59,691 hell, I've got more money than you could ever steal. 1311 01:24:59,771 --> 01:25:03,051 I'll be governor next year, more than likely. 1312 01:25:03,131 --> 01:25:05,051 Well, what do you say? 1313 01:25:05,131 --> 01:25:08,171 You know what, you're a pathetic old man. 1314 01:25:09,971 --> 01:25:11,811 You're not even worth a bullet. 1315 01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:47,851 That was for my mama. 1316 01:26:23,891 --> 01:26:25,051 Buckle should I? 1317 01:26:31,611 --> 01:26:36,891 I lost a good friend, my teacher, like a father to me. 1318 01:26:40,571 --> 01:26:42,211 Going to miss you, Nat. 1319 01:26:44,931 --> 01:26:46,411 - Goodbye. - Yeah. 1320 01:26:47,491 --> 01:26:49,091 Thank you. 1321 01:26:51,411 --> 01:26:52,971 So Jed. 1322 01:26:53,051 --> 01:26:55,691 When did you start calling yourself The Undertaker? 1323 01:26:55,771 --> 01:26:58,931 Well, I got into some trouble a while back, little brother. 1324 01:26:59,011 --> 01:27:00,411 And had to disappear. 1325 01:27:00,491 --> 01:27:03,011 And just like Mama taught me, I killed myself off... 1326 01:27:03,091 --> 01:27:06,091 buried myself, and named my own self The Undertaker. 1327 01:27:06,171 --> 01:27:08,651 I almost got buried back there. You almost hit me. 1328 01:27:08,731 --> 01:27:11,891 - You almost shot my ear of. - Good thing I drew first. 1329 01:27:11,971 --> 01:27:13,651 You? Who drew first? 1330 01:27:13,731 --> 01:27:15,531 You deaf in your old age? I drew first. 1331 01:27:15,611 --> 01:27:16,731 - Did not. - Did so. 1332 01:27:16,811 --> 01:27:17,811 - No, you did not... - Yes I did. 1333 01:27:17,891 --> 01:27:19,091 - You did not. - Yes I did. 1334 01:27:19,171 --> 01:27:20,371 Where are you going? 1335 01:27:20,451 --> 01:27:21,931 - Did not. - Did. 1336 01:27:24,131 --> 01:27:25,931 I figured I'd go out West. 1337 01:27:26,011 --> 01:27:27,891 Get a chance to know my brother better. 1338 01:27:27,971 --> 01:27:30,411 Besides, there's some more wrongs got to be righted. 1339 01:27:30,491 --> 01:27:32,731 You killed your enemies, you avenged your parents' death... 1340 01:27:32,811 --> 01:27:34,971 you even found your long-lost brother. 1341 01:27:35,051 --> 01:27:39,131 Isaiah, you don't have to be The Cherokee Kid no more. 1342 01:27:39,211 --> 01:27:41,131 I know I don't have to be, but I... 1343 01:27:41,211 --> 01:27:42,851 kind of like being The Cherokee Kid. 1344 01:27:42,931 --> 01:27:45,531 Besides, I'm good at it. I like being a gunslinger. 1345 01:27:48,211 --> 01:27:49,931 Well, I best be going. 1346 01:27:50,011 --> 01:27:51,971 Okay, see you, godfather. 1347 01:27:52,051 --> 01:27:53,491 And where do you think you're going? 1348 01:27:53,571 --> 01:27:55,891 - I'm going. - Didn't I just save your life? 1349 01:27:57,931 --> 01:27:59,291 Bob. 1350 01:28:03,931 --> 01:28:05,931 - Okay. - All right. 1351 01:28:14,171 --> 01:28:15,691 Take care Miss Abby. 1352 01:28:23,811 --> 01:28:25,091 Woman, what is wrong with you? 1353 01:28:25,171 --> 01:28:28,411 You ain't riding off into no damn sunset without me. 1354 01:28:30,611 --> 01:28:32,451 Come on then. You better keep up. 1355 01:28:58,531 --> 01:29:01,291 Bob! This way. 1356 01:29:01,371 --> 01:29:03,171 I know. 1357 01:29:03,251 --> 01:29:04,491 Something got in my eyes. 102165