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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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NARRATOR: You're traveling
through another dimension.
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A dimension not only of
sight and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries are that of imagination.
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That's the signpost up ahead.
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Your next stop, the Twilight Zone.
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NEWSBOY: Paper, paper, get your paper!
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Get your paper!
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Paper! Get your paper!
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Paper, paper!
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Get your paper! Late sports final!
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This must be your lucky day, mister.
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That'll never happen again
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in a million years.
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MAN [MENTALLY]: You
miserable, dirty, lowdown…
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WOMAN [MENTALLY]: If Liz and
Eddie split up, then Liz can marry Rock
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and Eddie can marry Tuesday. Uh-huh.
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MAN [MENTALLY]: Oh, dear! Terribly sorry.
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If he hits me, I'll die.
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[HORN BLARING]
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-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[THUD]
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Easy, mister.
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Are you all right?
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Just lie still. We'll get a doctor.
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Doctor? Oh, no, no,
I don't need a doctor.
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Just help me up.
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No broken bones, no scrapes or scratches.
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I seem to be all right.
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You can't know how sorry I am, sir.
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Well, there's no harm done.
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If you were hurt, I could
never forgive myself.
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MAN [MENTALLY]: You clumsy idiot!
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I wish you'd broken your fool neck.
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What did you say?
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Are you certain you're all right, sir?
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I… I… I think so.
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Thank heaven for that.
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MAN [MENTALLY]: Lamebrain!
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With your asinine jaywalking,
you took ten years off my life.
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NARRATOR: Mr. Hector B. Poole,
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resident of the Twilight Zone.
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Flip a coin and keep flipping it.
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What are the odds?
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Half the time it'll come up
heads, half the time tails.
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But, in one freakish chance in a million,
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it'll land on its edge.
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Mr. Hector B. Poole, a bright human coin
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on his way to the bank.
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It's 9:10, Hector.
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Of course, Felicia, baby.
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You know I love you.
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But how would it look?
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I can just see the headlines now:
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"Prominent Banker Divorces
Wife to Marry Chorus Girl."
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Oh, no, no, no, Felicia,
baby, you misunderstand.
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I didn't mean it the way it sounded.
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Yes, yes, that's right.
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Look, how about this weekend?
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Just you and me, huh?
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[KNOCKING]
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Yeah, yeah. Come in.
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Hold on. There's somebody at the door.
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Yes, uh… what is it, Poole?
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Mr. Bagby, I would like to explain
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why I was late this morning.
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Yes.
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Sir, a very strange thing
happened this morning. I…
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Well, as you know, sir,
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my record for promptness is spotless.
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I pride myself on my attention to duty.
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Yes, we're all aware of
your devotion to the bank.
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BAGBY [MENTALLY]: Get
on with it, you simpering idiot.
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Do you think she's going
to stay on the line forever?
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If you ruin my weekend,
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I'll string you up by the thumbs.
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Your weekend, sir? Spoil your weekend?
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What are you mumbling about?
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BAGBY: Weekend?!
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Can he know about Felicia?
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Impossible!
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I've been so careful.
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So discreet.
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You had something to tell me, Poole?
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Mm-mm.
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Poole?
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Poole!
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GUARD [MENTALLY]: Those
Dodgers think they can steal second
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any time they want.
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Well, they won't steal a bag of popcorn
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with that southpaw pitching today.
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Who is pitching today?
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What? What did you say, Hector?
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Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
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Good morning, sir.
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Everything in apple pie order, I trust?
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Yes. Thank you very much.
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CUSTOMER [MENTALLY]:
I'll bet this grinning ape
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is the one who sent me
that overdrawn notice.
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No, sir. I work over there
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in the accounts section.
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WOMAN [MENTALLY]: Poor Mr. Poole.
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He looks tired and pale.
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MAN: Mr. Poole?
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Mr. Poole.
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You know Mr. Sykes of Ajax Cement?
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Yes, yes, Mr. Sykes.
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His loan has been approved.
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Will you see that the
papers are properly signed?
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Also that the check is made out?
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Certainly, Mr. Graham.
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Won't you sit down, Mr. Sykes?
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Thank you.
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Oh, a business loan for $200,000.
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That's quite a sum.
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You expanding, Mr. Sykes?
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That's right.
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SYKES [MENTALLY]: That's wrong.
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Well, which is it?
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Pardon me?
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Oh… nothing.
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Uh… Mr. Sykes, you are aware
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that this loan must be completely repaid
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within 90 days.
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I certainly am.
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SYKES: If I bet the money right,
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it could come to well over a million.
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I could pay back the loan
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and have enough to keep
Ajax out of bankruptcy.
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I'll put half of it on
Lucky Lady in the sixth
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and split the rest
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between Nimble Runner
and Crinoline at five to one.
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Nimble Runner?
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Five to one?
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What did you say?
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Now, look here, young man!
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Oh, Mr. Sykes, I was just trying…
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What's going on?
Anything wrong, Mr. Sykes?
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Well, Mr. Bagby, he just told me
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he's borrowing this
money to bet on the horses.
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I said nothing of the kind!
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Nimble Runner, five to one.
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He's mad!
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Poole! Doubtless there's been a mistake.
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There certainly has been.
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If you'll come into my
office, I'll correct it at once.
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I'll talk to you later, Poole.
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Mr. Bagby…
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WOMAN [MENTALLY]: Poor Mr. Poole.
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You do all the work around here,
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and get none of the credit.
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You should speak up
more, and assert yourself.
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But I guess that's not in your nature.
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But I hope Mr. Bagby is easy on you.
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Good morning, Mr. Poole.
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-Miss Turner…
-Yes, Mr. Poole?
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Well, uh, please don't
be offended but, um…
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Well, I, uh, I would like to thank you
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for your, uh, kind thoughts.
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Well, I don't think
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I quite understand, Mr. Poole.
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Romancing the help, Mr. Poole?
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Well, who can blame you?
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Miss Turner is the prettiest girl
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in the accounts section.
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BRAND [MENTALLY]: Which
is saying absolutely nothing.
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I haven't seen such an
aggregation of beasts
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since the last time I went to the circus.
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Not much chance for socializing
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around a bank, is there?
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BRAND: This one is probably a tiger
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under the proper conditions.
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All the sweet, prim types revert
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to the jungle once more.
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You did that deliberately.
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Well… I'll see you later about this.
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HELEN [MENTALLY]: Good for you!
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He certainly had it coming.
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I suppose I should get back to my desk.
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MAN [MENTALLY]: 401, 402, 403… [SIGHS]
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Twenty years at the same desk.
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It isn't fair.
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Ah, but they'll be sorry
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for their treatment of me.
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Yes. At 4:30 this afternoon,
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I'll go into the vault like I always do.
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I'll take my briefcase with me,
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and no one will suspect a thing.
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I'll fill my briefcase with currency,
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and be on ship to Bermuda by nightfall.
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They'll all be sorry.
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Yes, indeed.
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I wonder how long it will take them
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to discover that the money is gone.
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Good night.
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Hector.
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GUARD [MENTALLY]: Well,
one more day nearly done,
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and no notches on the gun.
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You wouldn't use that gun, would you?
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What do you think I
got it on my belt for?
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Hold up my pants?
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Miss Turner…
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May I talk to you for a moment?
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What I have to tell
you is very important.
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[SWALLOWS HARD] Yes, Mr. Poole?
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Well, uh…
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HELEN [MENTALLY]: I
wish we could talk someplace
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where it's more private.
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Mr. Jones' office is empty
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since his transfer.
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That is a good idea!
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Huh?
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Is… Is something wrong?
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Dreadfully wrong.
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I keep hearing voices… people talking.
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Their lips don't move,
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but I can hear their words clearly.
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I've got this ringing in my head…
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Miss Turner, I can read people's minds.
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Think something, anything at all.
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HELEN [MENTALLY]:
This is a strange approach.
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Why did it take him so long
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to gather up his courage?
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Well, it just happened this morning.
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Now, Miss Turner, you may think that…
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Well, you may think
that I'm crazy but, uh…
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I… I have reason to believe that…
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Someone plans to rob
the bank this afternoon.
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Oh, well, if someone's going
to rob the bank this afternoon,
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you should do something about it.
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But what if I'm wrong, Miss Turner?
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But you have a
responsibility to the bank.
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To the stockholders and depositors.
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I'd better talk to Mr. Bagby right away.
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[LOUD KNOCKING]
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What is this, Poole?
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I'm worried about you.
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I've always considered
you one of my best men.
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Why, Poole? Tell me why.
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Now, we lost the Ajax Cement account
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because of your nonsense.
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Something, uh, wrong at home?
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Something bothering you?
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Come on, tell me.
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I don't quite know how
to tell you this, Mr. Bagby.
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Speak up, Poole. We're all with you.
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You won't believe it!
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Nonsense. Of course, I'll believe it.
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Tell me anything. Feel free.
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Mr. Bagby…
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Mr. Smithers is planning to rob the bank!
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What did you say?
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Mr. Smithers is sitting
at his desk right now,
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planning to rob the bank.
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Well, I… Old Mr. Smithers?
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Old Mr. Smithers.
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At exactly 4:30, he's
going to go to the vault,
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fill his briefcase,
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then he's taking a boat trip to Bermuda.
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Tonight!
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Smithers is one of our oldest
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and most trusted employees.
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He was here when I came here.
264
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I absolutely refuse to believe that…
265
00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:16,055
Hold it.
266
00:14:16,139 --> 00:14:18,015
Wait a minute.
267
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:21,642
Who's the man who ends up
stealing the company funds?
268
00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:24,352
Isn't it always the
most trusted employee?
269
00:14:24,436 --> 00:14:26,438
The man you least suspect?
270
00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:28,439
The man who's been reliable for years
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00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:34,985
until that one moment
when everybody relaxes?
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00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,486
Good man, Poole.
273
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,154
I wish it weren't true, Mr. Bagby.
274
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:40,155
I've always admired Mr. Smithers.
275
00:14:40,239 --> 00:14:41,865
I wouldn't have believed it
276
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,824
if I hadn't overheard
him planning it myself.
277
00:14:43,908 --> 00:14:45,200
No time for sentiment, now.
278
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,492
Quick, now. What's his plan?
279
00:14:46,576 --> 00:14:49,538
Well, at exactly 4:30… It's time.
280
00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:03,797
He's going to close the
drawers on his desk…
281
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,175
[MUFFLED] Close up his books…
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00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:14,637
He'll stand up.
283
00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:18,432
He'll pick up his briefcase.
284
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,476
He'll go to the vault to check
up, just as he always does.
285
00:15:25,937 --> 00:15:27,938
He'll be back there alone,
286
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,107
only this time things will be different.
287
00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:37,028
[MUFFLED] When he comes out,
288
00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:43,532
his briefcase will be packed
to the brim with banknotes.
289
00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:44,617
Jim.
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00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,254
Here, here. What the…?
291
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,506
Just open the briefcase
and dump the contents here.
292
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,383
MR. BAGBY: Your great
mistake, Mr. Smithers,
293
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,758
was assuming that we were all asleep.
294
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,885
A very great mistake!
295
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,919
I've had my eye on you for a long time.
296
00:16:15,472 --> 00:16:19,057
Travel folders… a sandwich…
297
00:16:23,311 --> 00:16:25,103
Socks.
298
00:16:25,187 --> 00:16:26,396
Where's the money?
299
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,688
Is everyone going insane?
300
00:16:28,772 --> 00:16:29,773
What money?
301
00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:33,151
Poole…
302
00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:37,321
Where's that idiot Poole?
303
00:16:40,323 --> 00:16:41,948
Here, sir.
304
00:16:46,494 --> 00:16:48,035
He was going to steal the money.
305
00:16:48,119 --> 00:16:49,954
He was going to take a boat to Bermuda.
306
00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:51,371
That was the story, huh?
307
00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:53,164
Well, Mr. Bagby, I heard him.
308
00:16:53,248 --> 00:16:55,124
And who was he talking to, Mr. Poole?
309
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,375
Well, he wasn't exactly
talking to anyone.
310
00:16:57,459 --> 00:17:00,003
He was… well, he was thinking.
311
00:17:02,796 --> 00:17:05,005
Please forgive us all, Mr. Smithers.
312
00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:07,006
I should have known immediately
313
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:10,175
that what I was told was
impossible on the face of it.
314
00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:11,218
Poole?
315
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:12,928
I'm fired.
316
00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,062
That's right. Clean
out your desk at once.
317
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,770
Mr. Smithers, I don't
know what to say. I…
318
00:17:26,854 --> 00:17:28,606
I am sorry.
319
00:17:31,399 --> 00:17:32,733
How did you know?
320
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,777
How did you know, Mr. Poole?
321
00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:37,778
It's true, of course.
322
00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:40,029
I was thinking of filling my briefcase
323
00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:41,781
with the bank's money.
324
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,449
Yes.
325
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,701
It's a little dream of mine.
326
00:17:45,785 --> 00:17:47,660
Have you ever had a dream, Mr. Poole?
327
00:17:47,744 --> 00:17:49,286
I have.
328
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:52,746
I don't always plan on Bermuda though.
329
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:55,583
Sometimes, it's Siam, Fiji.
330
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,876
Beautiful, exotic places
331
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,793
where there are no books to keep.
332
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:04,255
Where I'm not a little man
with no future and no past.
333
00:18:04,339 --> 00:18:11,339
Yes, Mr. Poole… yes.
334
00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:15,387
But I'll never go through with it.
335
00:18:15,471 --> 00:18:17,556
You know why?
336
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,765
I've lived with it too long.
337
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,893
I'm old and set in my ways.
338
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:26,187
And besides, Mr. Poole…
339
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,814
I guess I'm a coward.
340
00:18:49,704 --> 00:18:51,579
It doesn't matter, Mr. Poole.
341
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,332
A man with your ability…
342
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:58,626
HELEN [MENTALLY]: Hearing
people's thoughts… strange delusion.
343
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,960
But, with proper medical care,
344
00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:02,879
it will go away.
345
00:19:02,963 --> 00:19:07,465
Miss Turner, it is not a delusion!
346
00:19:07,549 --> 00:19:09,968
There. You see? I can read your thoughts.
347
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,470
Until this morning,
348
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:16,180
everything was normal. I was happy.
349
00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:20,474
At least I wasn't unhappy. And now this!
350
00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:24,393
It's like seeing people
with their clothes off.
351
00:19:24,477 --> 00:19:27,771
I never imagined people were like that.
352
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,314
You know, we do things
353
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:31,982
without thinking about them at all.
354
00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:34,400
And we think things without having the…
355
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:37,611
Slightest intention of doing them.
356
00:19:37,695 --> 00:19:40,030
Well, at least I've learned one thing:
357
00:19:40,114 --> 00:19:42,615
People are not like
you think they are at all.
358
00:19:42,699 --> 00:19:44,658
Mr. Poole! Thank heavens I caught you.
359
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,034
Ajax Cement was just on the phone.
360
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,701
Mr. Sykes has been arrested
361
00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:49,119
[TOGETHER] For gambling
with company monies.
362
00:19:49,203 --> 00:19:50,578
Yes, I know, Mr. Bagby.
363
00:19:50,662 --> 00:19:52,288
I tried to tell you that earlier.
364
00:19:52,372 --> 00:19:55,040
$200,000. If that loan had gone through…
365
00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:56,457
Pardon me.
366
00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:59,960
Uh, Poole… about your job.
367
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:02,379
It's still available
if you're interested.
368
00:20:02,463 --> 00:20:04,463
HELEN [MENTALLY]: If you
can really hear me, Hector,
369
00:20:04,547 --> 00:20:06,506
you're wasted in that job.
370
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,550
Everyone knows you should be in charge
371
00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,050
of the accounts section.
372
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:12,386
Well, what do you say, Poole?
373
00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:17,681
Mr. Bagby…
374
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:20,516
Everyone knows I should be in
charge of the accounts section.
375
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,725
What?!
376
00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:23,476
HELEN [MENTALLY]: And that would mean
377
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:25,727
he'd move into Mr. Jones' old office.
378
00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,271
That'd mean he'd move…
379
00:20:27,355 --> 00:20:29,063
I'd move into Mr. Jones' old office.
380
00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:31,732
Now, look!
381
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:33,567
BAGBY [MENTALLY]: This is absurd.
382
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:35,776
What am I standing here wasting time for?
383
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,903
Felicia is waiting for me.
384
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:41,114
Man, oh, man, what a
weekend this is going to be!
385
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,990
Now, see here, Poole!
386
00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,741
HELEN: Don't let him bamboozle you.
387
00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:47,451
Stand up to him.
388
00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:49,327
He needs you more than you need him.
389
00:20:49,411 --> 00:20:52,705
Mr. Bagby…
390
00:20:52,789 --> 00:20:55,748
Let's get down to business, shall we?
391
00:20:55,832 --> 00:20:57,292
Business?
392
00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:58,917
What business?
393
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:02,753
The business of Felicia and your wife.
394
00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:06,506
Yes, I know all about it, Mr. Bagby.
395
00:21:06,590 --> 00:21:09,091
I know where you're meeting her and when.
396
00:21:09,175 --> 00:21:11,801
BAGBY: Impossible. No
one knows about the trip.
397
00:21:11,885 --> 00:21:13,428
The trip, Mr. Bagby?
398
00:21:13,512 --> 00:21:18,598
A word to the wise. Am I right?
399
00:21:18,682 --> 00:21:21,224
All right, Poole, you win.
400
00:21:21,308 --> 00:21:23,727
In charge of the accounts division,
401
00:21:23,811 --> 00:21:26,312
and office next to mine.
402
00:21:26,396 --> 00:21:28,771
You won't say anything,
to anybody, will you?
403
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:32,149
Not a word. Not, not,
not, not a word, Mr. Bagby.
404
00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:41,196
Mr. Bagby, um, there is one more thing.
405
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,449
At the bank's expense,
I'd like you to buy
406
00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,784
a round-trip ticket to Bermuda.
407
00:21:46,868 --> 00:21:48,160
I'd like you to have it made out
408
00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:49,870
in the name of L.J. Smithers.
409
00:21:49,954 --> 00:21:51,162
I think he'd like that.
410
00:21:51,246 --> 00:21:52,455
Are you out of your mind?
411
00:21:52,539 --> 00:21:57,124
Mr. Bagby, remember.
412
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,043
One ticket to Bermuda.
413
00:22:06,882 --> 00:22:08,549
Shall we leave, Miss Turner?
414
00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:10,258
HELEN [MENTALLY]:
I'd go anywhere with you,
415
00:22:10,342 --> 00:22:11,968
but I wish you'd call me Helen.
416
00:22:12,052 --> 00:22:15,220
May I see you home… Helen?
417
00:22:15,304 --> 00:22:18,514
Of course, you can, Hector.
418
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:21,600
HELEN: What do you think I waited for?
419
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,358
Paper! Get your late afternoon paper!
420
00:22:32,442 --> 00:22:33,900
Latest stocks!
421
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:35,110
Paper!
422
00:22:38,571 --> 00:22:40,488
Why'd you do that?
423
00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:42,947
I've had that coin
standing there all day long,
424
00:22:43,031 --> 00:22:44,824
and nobody even touched it until…
425
00:22:44,908 --> 00:22:47,493
Oh, hey, it's you… the same guy.
426
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:49,161
What do you think about that?
427
00:22:49,245 --> 00:22:50,745
You're the guy who stood it up,
428
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,330
and you just knocked it down.
429
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,955
Talk about coincidence.
430
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,957
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Listen.
431
00:22:57,041 --> 00:22:59,501
It's gone.
432
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,711
It's gone!
433
00:23:01,795 --> 00:23:04,129
Helen, Helen, think something.
434
00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:07,465
Think something!
435
00:23:07,549 --> 00:23:09,216
Helen, I can't hear anything.
436
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,801
I think it's gone.
437
00:23:10,885 --> 00:23:12,835
Isn't that great? Isn't that wonderful?
438
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:22,392
Nothing.
439
00:23:29,063 --> 00:23:31,315
Helen… Helen!
440
00:23:31,399 --> 00:23:34,026
Helen, listen.
441
00:23:36,611 --> 00:23:38,195
I can't hear anything.
442
00:23:38,279 --> 00:23:40,405
I can't hear a thing you're thinking.
443
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:44,450
Can't you?
444
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:49,369
NARRATOR: One time in a million,
445
00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:51,620
a coin will land on its edge.
446
00:23:51,704 --> 00:23:55,665
But all it takes to knock it
over is a vagrant breeze,
447
00:23:55,749 --> 00:23:58,125
a vibration or a slight blow.
448
00:23:58,209 --> 00:24:03,796
Hector B. Poole, a human
coin on edge for a brief time…
449
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,881
In the Twilight Zone.
450
00:24:10,802 --> 00:24:14,137
PRESENTER: Rod Serling,
creator of The Twilight Zone,
451
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:16,263
will tell you about next week's story
452
00:24:16,347 --> 00:24:19,140
after this word from
our alternate sponsor.
453
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,182
PRESENTER: And now, Mr. Serling.
454
00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,809
This is Room 22.
455
00:24:22,893 --> 00:24:24,518
And, on the other side of its doors
456
00:24:24,602 --> 00:24:26,270
lies an adventure
457
00:24:26,354 --> 00:24:28,229
that is as fascinating
as it is inexplicable.
458
00:24:28,313 --> 00:24:30,647
It's a story that comes to
us from Mr. Bennett Cerf,
459
00:24:30,731 --> 00:24:32,899
who describes it as
an age-old horror tale
460
00:24:32,983 --> 00:24:34,692
whose origin is unknown.
461
00:24:34,776 --> 00:24:36,736
We've dressed it up in
some hospital wrappings,
462
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:39,612
and enlisted the performance
of Miss Barbara Nichols.
463
00:24:39,696 --> 00:24:41,613
Next on The Twilight Zone, "Twenty Two."
464
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,323
Be prepared to be spooked.
465
00:24:43,407 --> 00:24:44,866
It's that kind of story.
466
00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,167
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
467
00:25:28,272 --> 00:25:31,648
PRESENTER: See the new
Andy Griffith Show each week
468
00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:33,441
over most of these stations.
469
00:25:33,525 --> 00:25:35,151
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