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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:04,633 - PREVIOUSLY ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 2 00:00:04,633 --> 00:00:06,867 - HAVE ASKED M.J. OVER "TO WATCH A MOVIE" YET? 3 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:09,233 - YES, AND SHE DIDN'T COME. 4 00:00:09,233 --> 00:00:11,200 - SHE KNOWS WHAT "WATCHING A MOVIE" ENTAILS. 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,533 - YOU'RE LIKE THE GUY WHISPERER? 6 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:13,834 - I'VE BEEN SENT FROM THE HEAVENS 7 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:14,834 TO HELP ALL YOU TURDS. 8 00:00:14,834 --> 00:00:15,834 - [laughs] 9 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:16,834 - I GOT TO ASK. 10 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:18,000 ARE WE RUNNING FOR SOMETHING? 11 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,300 - I THINK I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 12 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,800 I REALLY DO. 13 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,100 - THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS, WHERE'S YOUR PERSONAL LIFE? 14 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,934 ALL I KNOW IS, YOU GOT AN ARMY OF WOMEN OUT THERE. 15 00:00:24,934 --> 00:00:26,600 I'D JUST PICK ONE. 16 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:34,934 - I FEEL LIKE THE MEN IN CHARLESTON 17 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:36,166 JUST DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH GAME. 18 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:38,166 - YEAH, RIGHT. 19 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,300 - DO YOU EVER FEEL THE PERCEPTION OF YOU 20 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,233 IN CHARLESTON IS... 21 00:00:42,233 --> 00:00:43,433 - NEGATIVE? - NEGATIVE? 22 00:00:43,433 --> 00:00:46,166 [laughter] 23 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:47,400 [upbeat pop music] 24 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,467 - ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪ 25 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:50,500 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪ 26 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,300 ♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪ 27 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,934 ♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪ 28 00:00:53,934 --> 00:00:56,033 ♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪ 29 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:58,433 ♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪ 30 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,033 ♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪ 31 00:01:00,033 --> 00:01:01,734 ♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪ 32 00:01:01,734 --> 00:01:04,266 ♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪♪ 33 00:01:04,266 --> 00:01:06,166 ♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪ 34 00:01:08,467 --> 00:01:11,467 [upbeat ragtime music] 35 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:17,467 ♪♪ ♪♪ 36 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:20,066 [line ringing] 37 00:01:20,066 --> 00:01:23,266 - HELLO? - DAD. 38 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:25,367 HOW ARE YOU? - JUST FINE, ALL RIGHT. 39 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:27,233 IT'S GOING FINE. 40 00:01:27,233 --> 00:01:28,600 - WHAT YOU DOING TODAY? 41 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,000 - HOW DO YOU LIKE HER? 42 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,133 - I TALK TO MY FATHER ABOUT EVERYTHING. 43 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,333 I ADMIRE A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT HIM. 44 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,533 HE HAD SERVED THREE TERMS IN THE STATE HOUSE. 45 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,500 HE WAS IN THE STATE SENATE, 46 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:49,433 AND IN '86, HE WAS SERVING IN CONGRESS. 47 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,667 - WELL, I'M HEADED DOWN TO EDISTO RIGHT NOW. 48 00:01:53,667 --> 00:01:56,667 IN FACT, I'VE GOT THIS YOUNG LADY WHO'S GONNA MEET ME THERE, 49 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,767 AND I'M GONNA GIVE HER A POLO LESSON. 50 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,533 SHE JUST MIGHT BE THE FUTURE MRS. THOMAS RAVENEL. 51 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:03,800 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 52 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:07,600 - YEAH. 53 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,300 - [laughs] 54 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,767 LATELY MY FATHER HAS REALLY BEEN PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME 55 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:19,600 TO TAKE A BRIDE AND HAVE SOME CHILDREN 56 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,100 AND CARRY ON THE RAVENEL NAME. 57 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,400 MY POLITICAL CONSULTANT, WILL FOLKS, 58 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,033 HE WANTED ME TO PICK KATHRYN, 59 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:27,567 BECAUSE SHE COMES FROM A WELL-KNOWN 60 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,767 POLITICALLY ESTABLISHED FAMILY IN SOUTH CAROLINA. 61 00:02:29,767 --> 00:02:31,700 BUT I'M LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A LADY, 62 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,533 AND SHE'S TOO IMMATURE FOR ME. 63 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:35,967 LET'S GET SOME LUNCH HERE SOON. 64 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,633 - GOOD-BYE. - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 65 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,367 LET'S GET THE HORSES READY, 66 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:47,600 BECAUSE MY DATE IS GONNA BE HERE SOON. 67 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:52,300 - HEY. 68 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,934 - YOU GOT YOUR CHOPS? - I GOT 'EM. 69 00:02:54,934 --> 00:02:56,533 HOW ARE YOU? - GREAT. 70 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:57,800 HOW WERE THE CAYMANS? 71 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,667 - OH, MY GOD, AMAZING. 72 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,467 - I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTRIGUED WITH DANNI. 73 00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,400 I KNOW SHE DATED SHEP, BUT, 74 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,000 YOU KNOW, SHEP DATES EVERYBODY. 75 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,467 - YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN. 76 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:10,667 YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN. - NO, NO, I'M JUST A MAN. 77 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,767 - [scoffs] 78 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,800 - SO HOW ARE YOUR RIDING SKILLS, DANNI? 79 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,533 - [sighs] IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 80 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:17,000 - I THINK DANNI NEEDS SOMEBODY 81 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,400 WHO'S AT A DIFFERENT STAGE IN THEIR LIFE. 82 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,433 SHE'S LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN, BEGIN A FAMILY. 83 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:23,300 I'M AT THE STAGE WHERE DANNI IS. 84 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:25,834 SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR ME. 85 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:27,100 - WHO AM I RIDING? 86 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,100 - PASSARELLA. 87 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,000 - IS SHE LATINA? [laughs] 88 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,900 - WELL, I BOUGHT HER DOWN IN URUGUAY. 89 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,500 - SHE NEEDS A SOUTHERN NAME. - REALLY? 90 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,133 - SHE'S COUNTRY CARVER GIRL TODAY. 91 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,467 - I THINK MAY BE FITTING. 92 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,967 I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST 93 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:40,767 STEPPED OUT OF A RALPH LAUREN CATALOGUE. 94 00:03:40,767 --> 00:03:43,667 - [laughs] 95 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,200 - POLO REQUIRES ALL ATTRIBUTES 96 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,133 THAT A WOMAN WOULD BE INTERESTED IN. 97 00:03:48,133 --> 00:03:52,834 A MAN WHO IS DARING, COURAGEOUS, ATHLETIC-- 98 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:53,867 IT'S SEXY. 99 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,000 - SHOW-OFF. 100 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,100 - LIKE THIS. LOOKING GOOD THERE. 101 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,300 LOOKING REAL GOOD. 102 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,667 SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING... 103 00:04:04,367 --> 00:04:06,033 IN THE SADDLE. 104 00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:11,066 WHY DON'T WE GRAB A GLASS OF WINE ON THE PORCH? 105 00:04:11,066 --> 00:04:12,300 - 'KAY. 106 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:15,433 - I'M THINKING, "HMM, MAYBE THIS COULD EVOLVE 107 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:20,100 INTO NOT JUST A POLO MATCH BUT MAYBE AN EVENING TOGETHER." 108 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,934 - HEY, BEAUTIFUL. - HEY, CRAIGGY. 109 00:04:34,934 --> 00:04:36,800 - COME HERE. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 110 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,400 ARE YOU STILL DRUNK? - NO. 111 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,033 - YOU'RE STILL DRUNK. - YEAH. 112 00:04:41,033 --> 00:04:44,533 - IF YOU LIVE IN CHARLESTON, I THINK THERE IS AN EXPECTATION 113 00:04:44,533 --> 00:04:47,066 TO GO OUT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. 114 00:04:47,066 --> 00:04:48,734 - WHAT'D YOU SAY THAT DRINK WAS? 115 00:04:48,734 --> 00:04:50,767 - THE CHARLESTON LIGHT DRAGOON'S PUNCH. 116 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:52,300 - I'M GONNA DO ONE OF THEM, PLEASE. 117 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:55,266 IT'S PRETTY COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO WAKE UP DRUNK ON SATURDAYS. 118 00:04:55,266 --> 00:04:58,000 I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY EMBRACE THAT 119 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,367 IS TO GO TO BRUNCH AND CONTINUE THE PROCESS. 120 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,567 - SO WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 121 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:05,734 - WE WENT TO-- 122 00:05:05,734 --> 00:05:06,967 - WHO'S WE? 123 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:08,233 I SOUND LIKE YOUR MOTHER. 124 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:09,800 - I DON'T KNOW. 125 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,934 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL APPROVE OF THE NEW GIRLS IN MY LIFE. 126 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:13,400 - ARE THEY OVER THE AGE OF 18? 127 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,333 - YES. - THEN, I APPROVE. 128 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,834 - OBVIOUSLY. - WHAT'S HER NAME? 129 00:05:17,834 --> 00:05:19,200 - KATHRYN. - OH. 130 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,900 RED-HEADED KATHRYN? 131 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,767 - I DEFINITELY HAVE A KINDERGARTEN CRUSH 132 00:05:22,767 --> 00:05:24,433 ON KATHRYN RIGHT NOW. 133 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:26,767 - I THINK SHE'S REALLY SWEET. 134 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:29,133 - I'VE NEVER HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE WITH PURPLE HAIR BEFORE, 135 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,233 AND I'M KIND OF INTERESTED. 136 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:32,734 - NOW, DOES SHE LIVE HERE? 137 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:35,467 - SHE LIVES ON HER FAMILY'S PLANTATION I THINK. 138 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:36,867 - WELL, THAT MEANS IF YOU MARRY HER, 139 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,433 SOMEDAY THAT WOULD BE YOUR PLANTATION. 140 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:39,600 - MARRY--MARRIED? OH, YEAH. 141 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,333 SO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE NOW. 142 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,533 - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. 143 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:44,000 CATFISH FOR YOU, MA'AM. 144 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,533 - MMM, LOOKS SO GOOD. - THAT DOES LOOK GOOD. 145 00:05:46,533 --> 00:05:47,934 - PARDON ME. - THANK YOU. 146 00:05:47,934 --> 00:05:49,200 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 147 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,500 - HOW OLD ARE YOU, CRAIG? 25? 148 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,734 - YOU'RE NOT 30 YET, ARE YOU? 149 00:05:53,734 --> 00:05:55,433 - ALMOST. 150 00:05:55,433 --> 00:05:56,734 OH, MY GOD. 151 00:05:56,734 --> 00:05:58,600 - THAT'S WHEN I, LIKE, LOSE INTEREST, THOUGH. 152 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,600 - IF A GIRL'S 30? 153 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,734 - [laughs] 154 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:04,333 YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD-- I MEAN, SEE-- 155 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,934 THIS IS WH-- [laughs] 156 00:06:05,934 --> 00:06:07,767 - WOMEN DON'T HIT THEIR PRIME UNTIL THEY'RE 35. 157 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,000 - THAT'S TRUE. 158 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,767 - TECHNICALLY YOU'VE ALREADY PASSED YOURS. 159 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,066 - NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 160 00:06:12,066 --> 00:06:14,767 YOUR SEXUAL PRIME IS REACHED, I THINK, LIKE, IN YOUR-- 161 00:06:14,767 --> 00:06:16,433 WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, 18 AS A MAN. 162 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:17,900 - WHAT? - YEAH, IT'S TRUE. 163 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,767 CRAIG IS A CUTE AS HE CAN BE, 164 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:22,867 BUT LORD KNOWS HE HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN. 165 00:06:22,867 --> 00:06:25,300 UH, FOR EXAMPLE, DON'T CALL HER OLD 166 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,266 WHEN YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH HER. 167 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,400 - WHAT'S YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP BEEN? 168 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,533 - MY LONGEST ONE EVER WAS ONLY A MONTH. 169 00:06:32,533 --> 00:06:34,734 I MEAN, I'M A THREE-WEEK PERSON. 170 00:06:34,734 --> 00:06:35,834 - CRAIG... 171 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,500 - [chuckles] 172 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,934 - MAYBE BREATHING IN THIS THICK CHARLESTON AIR 173 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:41,100 IS NOT GOOD. 174 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,767 MAYBE IT SOMEHOW STUNTS THEIR EMOTIONAL GROWTH. 175 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:43,767 I DON'T KNOW. 176 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:45,300 CRAIG, LISTEN. 177 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:46,533 AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE, 178 00:06:46,533 --> 00:06:48,367 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MARRIED AND PROCREATE. 179 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,100 - THIS IS WHY I DATE YOUNG. 180 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:51,367 [laughter] 181 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,233 - CRAIG IS NOT LISTENING TO ME BECAUSE HE'S 25, 182 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:56,033 AND HE'S NOT THINKING WITH HIS HEAD. 183 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:57,333 HE'S THINKING WITH HIS PENIS. 184 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:00,000 THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN MEETING A CHICK 185 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,200 AND HOOKING UP AND SENDING HER HOME THE NEXT DAY. 186 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,000 YOU NEED TO FINISH. - HOW DID YOU-- 187 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,734 DID YOU ALREADY FINISH YOUR FOOD? 188 00:07:06,734 --> 00:07:07,734 - YES. 189 00:07:07,734 --> 00:07:09,500 I CAN EAT, MAN. 190 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,066 - ALL RIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING? 191 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:12,500 - YEAH, I'LL GO WITH YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 192 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,500 - LET'S GO. 193 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,967 [knock at door] 194 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:25,967 - YO. 195 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,433 - HELLO. - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 196 00:07:27,433 --> 00:07:29,600 GOOD TO SEE YOU. [laughs] 197 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,233 - DRINK? - YEAH, IS IT NOT TOO EARLY? 198 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:34,800 [laughter] 199 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,967 - WE NEED TO TALK BUSINESS. - WE DO NEED TO TALK BUSINESS. 200 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,066 SO LET'S GET TO IT, HUH? 201 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,467 - MM-KAY. 202 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,667 WE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THE CHARLESTON FLAVOR I THINK. 203 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,100 - YEAH, THERE'S SOME NICE BARS HERE, 204 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,033 BUT I WANT SOME LITTLE ROCK AND ROLL 205 00:07:45,033 --> 00:07:46,900 IN THE ONE PLACE I WANT TO GO TO. 206 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,934 - IT WILL BE. 207 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:50,600 - I'VE BEEN SCREENWRITING, FILMMAKING, 208 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,000 SINCE I WAS 22. 209 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,533 BUT I ALWAYS HAD THIS IDEA ABOUT DOING A COOL RESTAURANT. 210 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,667 - DO YOU THINK CHARLESTON'S READY FOR THIS? 211 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,834 - WELL, YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S A BURGEONING CITY. 212 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,166 IT'S A GREAT FOOD TOWN. 213 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:01,433 PEOPLE LOVE THEIR ALCOHOL HERE. 214 00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:03,667 - AND IF WE CAN GET IN AT THE RIGHT POSITION, 215 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:04,900 RIGHT LOCATION, 216 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,367 I THINK IT'S JUST A NO-BRAINER. 217 00:08:06,367 --> 00:08:09,800 - SO SHEP AND I ARE CONNOISSEURS OF FINE FOOD, 218 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,133 [bleep], AND DRINKING. 219 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,333 AND WITH HIS BUSINESS DEGREE, 220 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:15,967 I THINK HE CAN BRING SOME EXPERTISE 221 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:19,467 AND MAYBE HELP REALIZE MY VISION. 222 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:21,333 - BUT WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A CONCEPT MOMENTARILY. 223 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,800 - I THINK I SEE A WANT AND A NEED, 224 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,033 AND THAT NEED IS A COOL, SERIOUS, ROCK AND ROLL BAR 225 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:27,033 WITH GOOD FOOD-- 226 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:28,667 NOT LIKE A COLLEGE BAR, THOUGH. 227 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:31,700 - WELL, THIS IS A COLLEGE TOWN. 228 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,166 I MEAN, AT A CERTAIN DEGREE-- 229 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,567 - YEAH, I DON'T WANT [bleep] CHILDREN, THOUGH, AT THIS THING. 230 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:38,000 I MEAN, IT HAS TO BE SOMEWHAT-- SEMI-SOPHISTICATED, I THINK. 231 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,166 - WHITNEY IS SORT OF HIPSTER ELITIST. 232 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,100 HE HAS ZERO EXPERIENCE, 233 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,367 AND HE WANTS TO DICTATE WHO HIS CUSTOMERS ARE GOING TO BE. 234 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:46,000 AT THE END OF THE DAY, WHO GIVES A [bleep] 235 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,533 AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A CREDIT CARD? 236 00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,166 - WE JUST NEED TO GET OUR [bleep] [bleep] TOGETHER. 237 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,567 - BUT WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. 238 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:52,800 both: CHEERS, MAN. - YEAH. 239 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,867 - MAKE IT HAPPEN, BRO. 240 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,700 - LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR SURE. - BRAH. 241 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,633 - 'CAUSE WHAT THE HELL ELSE ARE WE GONNA DO, BY THE WAY? 242 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,467 - I JUST TOTALLY REDECORATED IN HERE. 243 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,233 STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS, BUT THIS IS WHERE-- 244 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:12,867 - OH, I LIKE THE ZEBRA. 245 00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:13,867 - LIKE THAT. 246 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,467 SO I ADDED A LITTLE BIT OF LAVENDER, 247 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,567 AND IT WENT WITH THAT THROW. 248 00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,667 - PLEASE, YOU DID NOT COORDINATE THAT. 249 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,433 - I DID. - PERIWINKLE? 250 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:22,133 YOU LIKE PERIWINKLE? - IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? 251 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:23,300 - IT'S CLOSE. - IS THAT RIGHT? 252 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,767 - [chuckles] - I'M IMPRESSED. 253 00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,500 'KAY, THIS IS ALL WE HAVE WINE-WISE, 254 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,000 THIS CHARDONNAY. 255 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,367 - AH, EDNA VALLEY. 256 00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,767 - YOU EVER USE THESE LITTLE THINGS? 257 00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:33,934 - THAT'S CHEATING. - WHAT, THIS? 258 00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,667 - YES, THAT'S CHEATING. 259 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,100 [laughs] 260 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,767 - FAR BE IT FROM ME TO TELL THE WINE EXPERT HOW TO--DAMN. 261 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,433 - THIS--THIS-- - YOU GOT SOME SKILLS HERE. 262 00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:43,600 - [laughs] 263 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,700 - I DO HAVE SOME FAIRLY NICE WINE GLASSES. 264 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,367 WILL THESE SUFFICE? 265 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:51,367 - THOSE ARE BURGUNDY GLASSES, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 266 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,533 - SO YOU KNOW YOUR WINE AND YOUR WINE GLASSES. 267 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:56,567 DANNI, SHE'S SOPHISTICATED, CULTIVATED. 268 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,033 SHE SEEMS TO BE A TYPE OF GIRL 269 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,600 THAT COULD COMPLETE ME. 270 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,967 I'M KIND OF A WINE SNOB-- - HOW SO? 271 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,266 - IN THAT I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE 272 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,266 BETWEEN BAD AND GOOD WINE. 273 00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:08,333 - IF I GAVE YOU A $10 WINE 274 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,900 AND A $100 BOTTLE OF WINE-- 275 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:10,967 - I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE I'M SURE. 276 00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,500 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 277 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,033 SOME WINES THEY JUST MARK UP BASED ON THE REGION IT'S FROM. 278 00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,433 - WHAT IF I WANT A CABERNET? FAT CAB? 279 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,233 - SO DO YOU LIKE REALLY FRUIT FORWARD, 280 00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,900 OR DO YOU LIKE SOMETHING MORE RUSTIC? 281 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,433 - FRUIT FORWARD? - LIKE, FRUITY. 282 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,367 - I LIKE THAT ALLITERATION. FRUIT FORWARD. 283 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,700 ARE YOU, LIKE, A LINGUIST TOO? 284 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,000 ARE YOU A CUNNING LINGUIST? 285 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000 [laughter] 286 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,200 - THAT'S BAD. - AM I BAD? 287 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,967 - NA--YOU ARE A LITTLE. 288 00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,500 - [laughs] 289 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,900 J.D. IS HOSTING A BARBECUE THIS WEEKEND, 290 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,600 AND I WAS WONDERING IF, UM, 291 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,033 YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPANY ME. 292 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,633 I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING THERE AROUND-- 293 00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,767 - YEAH. 294 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:44,967 - YEAH? - YEAH. 295 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,567 - WOULD YOU MIGHT LIKE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE? 296 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,500 - I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME. 297 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,834 REMEMBER? 298 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,300 - WELL, THERE'S SPARE BEDROOMS HERE. 299 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,300 - MM-MM. 300 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,400 - UH-UH? 301 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,400 [laughs] 302 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,400 - COMING UP... 303 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,367 - SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN A RESTAURANT. 304 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,166 - I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR REALM. 305 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,734 - I LIKE THE IDEA OF A MEXICAN RESTAURANT. 306 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,867 - I DON'T LIKE HER. 307 00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:14,467 [upbeat jazzy music] 308 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:20,834 ♪♪ ♪♪ 309 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,667 - WHERE'S PAT? PAT? 310 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,800 CAN I PUT SOME BOURBON IN IT? - BOURBON IN WHAT? 311 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,734 - THE BLUEBERRY CRISP. CAN I PUT BOURBON IN IT? 312 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,800 - YOU CAN'T-- - THAT'S SOUTHERN! 313 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,333 - YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE SOUTHERN 314 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,734 YOU CAN PUT BOURBON IN EVERYTHING. 315 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,066 - THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD WHEN I WAS A YANKEE GROWING UP. 316 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,567 WHY? - WE DRINK IT WITH EVERYTHING. 317 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,667 WE DON'T PUT IT IN THERE. 318 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,967 - HEAVENS TO BETSY MILLER ROY. 319 00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:51,900 - MOM, DO YOU WANT A MARTINI OR SOMETHING? 320 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,900 I WAS GONNA OPEN THE RED. 321 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,133 - NO, I'LL HAVE RED. 322 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,500 - IT IS. 323 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,867 HAVE TO DRINK IT SOMETIME. 324 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:09,333 HAVE SOME RED WINE? - I WOULD LOVE SOME RED WINE. 325 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,633 - MM-KAY. 326 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:14,800 SO, UH, SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED TO OPEN A RESTAURANT. 327 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,500 - HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT IF YOU WANT IT TO BE 328 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,233 MORE OF A SIT-DOWN RESTAURANT 329 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:22,300 OR MORE OF A BAR RESTAURANT? 330 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,600 - TRUST ME, IT'S A GREAT MEXICAN RESTAURANT. 331 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,166 - I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR REALM. 332 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,934 - WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A MEXICAN RESTAURANT, 333 00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:34,166 I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHIP IN 334 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:38,200 GREEN AND RED HOT CHILIES FROM MEXICO. 335 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,467 - THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA. 336 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,567 - I DO NOT LIKE BRANDI. 337 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,900 I DON'T LIKE HER. 338 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,233 I DON'T LIKE HER. I DON'T LIKE HER. 339 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,066 - I LIKE THE IDEA OF A MEXICAN RESTAURANT. 340 00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:52,100 - IN CASE I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, 341 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,500 I DON'T LIKE HER. 342 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,400 WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOVIE PROJECT? 343 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,734 I DON'T HEAR YOU MENTIONING THAT. 344 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,834 - ONE CAN ALWAYS MULTITASK. 345 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,066 - YES. - YEAH. 346 00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,400 - NOT NAGGING. 347 00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,767 FAR BE IT FROM ME TO MAKE A SUGGESTION 348 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,667 THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T DEVOTING ENOUGH TIME TO THAT. 349 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,500 - MOM THINKS I'M INCAPABLE OF MULTITASKING. 350 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,700 I THINK I COULD DO BOTH. 351 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,667 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE MOMENTUM. 352 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,667 - I'M NOT LOSING MOMENTUM. 353 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,800 AM I, SMOOCH? 354 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,767 - YOU WANT TO GO IN HERE? - YEAH. 355 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:29,567 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY, GIRLS. 356 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,066 THESE ARE SWEET. 357 00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,133 - SHEP, WHAT ABOUT THESE? 358 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,700 - OH, YEAH, THOSE ARE COOL TOO. 359 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,133 - WELL, YOU NEED TO TRY ON A COUPLE. 360 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,133 LET'S TRY ON A COUPLE. 361 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,333 IS THIS YOUR SIZE? 362 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,934 - I MEAN, I MIGHT JUST BUY IT SIGHT UNSEEN. 363 00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,633 - YOU GUYS DON'T TRY IT ON? I'LL BE THE JUDGE. 364 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,166 DON'T WORRY. I GOT YOU. 365 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,367 TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. - NO. 366 00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,166 - I WANT A FREE SHOW, YOU GUYS. 367 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,700 FASHION SHOW! 368 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,200 - OH, WE TRYING TO IMPRESS TOMORROW? 369 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,900 - M.J. - YEAH? 370 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,233 - I'M TEACHING HER HOW TO SURF TOMORROW. 371 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,400 - M.J.? - YEAH. 372 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,900 M.J. IS THIS REALLY HOT GIRL I MET LAST WEEK. 373 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,467 SHE DEFINITELY HASN'T STAYED OVER. 374 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,400 IT'S BEEN PRETTY PG THUS FAR, 375 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,900 AND I'M TRYING TO BEHAVE MYSELF 376 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,400 AND SAY AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS. 377 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,834 - DO YOU THINK M.J. LIKES NEONS OR DARK COLORS? 378 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,166 - I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,200 FRANKLY, SHE HASN'T BEEN RESPONDING TO SOME OF MY TEXTS. 380 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,233 - REALLY? - YEAH. 381 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,834 - [laughing] OH. 382 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,433 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GAME SHE'S PLAYING OR WHAT. 383 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,900 - DUDE, SHE'S GOOD. 384 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,567 WELL, IF SHE'S PLAYING A GAME, THAT'S PRETTY HOT. 385 00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:23,800 - [sighs] 386 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,800 - YOU GET ANNOYED WHEN THEY TEXT YOU A BUNCH, 387 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,967 AND THEN YOU GET ANNOYED WHEN THEY DON'T TEXT YOU AT ALL. 388 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,467 YOU CAN'T WIN. 389 00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,667 - I DON'T THINK SHEP IS GONNA KNOW HOW TO HANDLE REJECTION 390 00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,133 BECAUSE HE'S NOT USED TO IT. 391 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,100 IT MIGHT REALLY DRIVE HIM CRAZY. 392 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,433 I MEAN, IT WOULD DRIVE ME NUTS TOO. 393 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,000 I'D PROBABLY FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL. 394 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,834 WHOA, CHILL OUT ON YOUR TEXT LINE. 395 00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:41,967 YOU WANT TO KEEP HER ON EDGE. 396 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,567 - I SAID, "LOOK, I DO GET UPSET. 397 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,400 I JUST LIKE TO BE THUNK ABOUT." - [chuckles] 398 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,066 - AND I SAID, "IF THUNK IS A WORD." 399 00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,100 IS IT A WORD? - NO. 400 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,200 RULE NUMBER ONE: HIDE YOUR FEELINGS. 401 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,100 NEVER LET HER FIND OUT THAT YOU LIKE HER. 402 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,567 YEAH, SO HERE'S THE ONE WHERE IT ANSWERS. 403 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,400 THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE TO BACK OFF, WHICH SUCKS. 404 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,100 IT'S NOT FUN, BUT YOU HAVE TO. 405 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,367 ONE-WORD ANSWER'S BAD, HUH? 406 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,567 - 'CAUSE--WELL, YEAH. 407 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:06,500 RULE NUMBER TWO IS REPEAT STEP NUMBER ONE. 408 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,767 IT JUST MEANS THAT SHE KNOWS SHE HAS YOU RIGHT NOW. 409 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,066 - YOU CAN TELL ALL THAT FROM THAT? 410 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,200 JESUS. 411 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,033 YOU'RE LIKE A SVENGALI OR SOMETHING. 412 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,633 I LIKE TO PLAY DUMB WITH CRAIG 413 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,066 AND SEE HOW HE THINKS HE'S, LIKE, SHOWING ME THE ROPES. 414 00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:19,467 IT'S ABSURD. NO. 415 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,300 I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK WAY MORE TIMES THAN CRAIG. 416 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,400 I THINK. 417 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,100 I KNOW, ACTUALLY, I HAVE. 418 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,567 - DO YOU WANT TO COMPARE IT TO MY TEXT? 419 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,033 I MEAN, IT'S NOT-- - WAIT, WHO IS THAT? 420 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,500 - THAT'S KATHRYN. SHE'LL BE AT HAPPY HOUR. 421 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,734 - KATHRYN? ARE YOU INTO HER? 422 00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,300 - I HAVE A KINDERGARTEN CRUSH ON HER. 423 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,900 - OKAY. GOOD. GOOD. 424 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,900 - THERE'S SO MANY. I CAN'T KEEP UP. 425 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,200 - WHAT? - OOH. 426 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,500 - [laughing] HEY. - I MEAN-- 427 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,467 - [laughs] 428 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,500 [bell rings] 429 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:01,600 - OH, WOW. 430 00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,400 THIS WEEK, OH. 431 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,734 I TRIED TO SET UP A SMALL LUNCHEON, 432 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,800 AND THEY SAID, "WELL, WHO IS DOING THIS?" 433 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,100 AND I SAID, "WELL, I'M DOING IT." 434 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,433 AND I WOULD-- "HOW MANY GUESTS?" 435 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,233 "MAYBE SIX GUESTS." "OH, REALLY? 436 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,233 WHO WOULD YOU HAVE?" 437 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,734 AND I MENTIONED A FEW PEOPLE. 438 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:22,233 - THEY ASKED YOU, LIKE, THEIR NAME? 439 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,633 - YEAH, AND I SAID-- - WOW. 440 00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:28,600 - THOMAS RAVENEL, AND THEY SAID, 441 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,633 "I AM SORRY. 442 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:35,567 "WE WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS, PERIOD, 443 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,633 BECAUSE OF THOMAS RAVENEL." 444 00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,800 AND, I MEAN, IT REALLY SHOCKED ME. 445 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,734 - YEAH, I MEAN, SUCH A GREAT NICE GUY, 446 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,033 AND I THINK HE'S GOT A BAD RAP. 447 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,500 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME IS, 448 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,934 CHARLESTON IS THE HOLY CITY. 449 00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,633 150-SOME CHURCHES, 450 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,967 AND YOU WOULD THINK THAT THERE WOULD BE 451 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:56,333 MORE OF A CHRISTIAN ETHIC, FORGIVENESS, REDEMPTION. 452 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,467 - YEAH. 453 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,700 - I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE HYPOCRITICAL. 454 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,400 HE HAS MORE THAN PAID FOR IT. 455 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,900 - HE'S JUST A LIGHTNING ROD OF HATRED. 456 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,734 I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY. 457 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,433 HE'S THE GREATEST NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD, 458 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,767 AND STILL PEOPLE IN CHARLESTON HATE HIM FOR WHAT HE DID. 459 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,633 I THINK HE'S PAID HIS DUES FOR SURE. 460 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,667 - OH, JUST WHAT WE NEED. - OH, MY GOD. 461 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,667 WOW. - WHAT IS IT? 462 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,500 - IT'S, UM--GO AHEAD. 463 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,066 - BLUEBERRY SOMETHING. 464 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,400 - ANYWAY, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET YOUR OWN PLACE? 465 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,266 - I DO ACTUALLY. 466 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:34,333 - [sighs] 467 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,667 - HAVE YOU EVER LIVED WITH A WOMAN? 468 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,767 - I HAVE. 469 00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:38,767 - YOU HAVE? 470 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,233 - LEAH, THE COSTA RICAN GIRL, 471 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:44,133 THAT MOTHER KEPT REFERRING TO AS THE PUERTO RICAN. 472 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,300 - NO, I JUST SAID THE [bleep]. 473 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,667 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS. 474 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,433 [laughter] 475 00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,600 NOW I WOULD EMBRACE HER. 476 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,600 I WOULD LIKE FOR HIM TO GET MARRIED. 477 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,200 THAT WOULD BE OPTIMUM. 478 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,266 ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS HAVE GRANDCHILDREN. 479 00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,166 WHAT I HAVE DONE IN THE MEANTIME 480 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,700 IS ADOPTED A LOT OF PETS. 481 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,834 I MEAN, MY MOTHER WANTED TO KNOW 482 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,800 ARE THEY IN THE SOCIAL REGISTER, 483 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,567 AND I STARTED OUT THAT WAY. 484 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,834 BUT NOW I'D JUST BE HAPPY IF IT'S A HOMO SAPIEN. 485 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,934 - MASCULINITY JUST STEPPED MY SCROTUM 486 00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,600 AND EXTRACT THE NUBUALS. 487 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100 - I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH WINE. 488 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,300 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 489 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,300 - CLEARLY. 490 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,300 - I THINK I'LL JUST RESTRAIN, 491 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,200 AND I SHALL TAKE TO MY BED. 492 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,500 - ALL RIGHT, MOM. GOOD NIGHT. 493 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,166 - GOOD NIGHT. 494 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,266 - WELL, THAT WAS A NICE DINNER. 495 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,467 - IT WAS VERY NICE. 496 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,533 I MEAN, I LOVE MOM. 497 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,900 BUT COME AND VISIT AND STAYING HERE, 498 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,100 BIT OF A CHALLENGE. 499 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,333 - WHY? 500 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,900 - COMING BACK AND STAYING AT MOM'S HOUSE 501 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,800 IS PRETTY PATHETIC. 502 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,166 I NEED A SERIOUS BASE OF OPERATIONS 503 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,867 SO I CAN FOCUS AND OPERATE OUT OF IT 504 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,967 AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WAKING SOMEONE UP. 505 00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,066 - OKAY. 506 00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,066 - COME TO CHARLESTON. 507 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,400 TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS. 508 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,367 DON'T WORRY ABOUT MOM OR HER DISAPPROVING LOOKS. 509 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,667 - DO YOU GET A LOT OF THOSE? 510 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,033 - I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES. 511 00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:10,467 - COMING UP... 512 00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,867 - YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SURF? 513 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:12,867 - YEAH, LOVE TO. 514 00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,500 - I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU. 515 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,567 - AND LATER... 516 00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,000 - YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER LAST NIGHT. 517 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,367 - SO WHAT? 518 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:33,033 - I'VE ONLY HAD A HANDFUL OF GIRLFRIENDS IN MY LIFE. 519 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,967 I WOULD NEVER DATE SOMEBODY THAT I WOULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY. 520 00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,233 - WELL, HEY. 521 00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,367 - HEY. - HOW'S IT GOING? 522 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,500 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 523 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,500 THIS IS KIND OF-- - THIS IS CUMBERSOME, YEAH. 524 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,367 LET ME PUT 'EM DOWN. 525 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,000 I'M SHEP. 526 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,333 - I'VE HEARD SO MANY AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU. 527 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,500 - IS THAT TRUE? - YEAH. 528 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,734 - SHEP, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 529 00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,133 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. 530 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,000 - OH, HEY, EVERYONE! - HI! 531 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,166 - THIS IS SHEP'S GAME. 532 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,500 HAVE ALL HIS FRIENDS COME OUT TO THE BEACH, 533 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,800 ALL THESE PRETTY GIRLS, 534 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,000 MAKE HIM LOOK AS COOL AS POSSIBLE IN FRONT OF M.J. 535 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,033 SHE'LL THINK, "WOW, THIS GUY'S GOT COOL FRIENDS. 536 00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,166 HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A SERIAL KILLER." 537 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,166 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 538 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,300 - IT'S WAX. 539 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,266 I THINK M.J.'S GIRLFRIEND MATERIAL. 540 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,533 SHE'S A TEACHER. 541 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,333 SHE'S VERY PRETTY, HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. 542 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,433 - SO YOU HAD A GOOD WEEK? - NO. 543 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,834 I'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT YOU. 544 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,333 - WELL, WORRY NO MORE. - YEAH? 545 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,600 - I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE. 546 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,200 - I'M NEEDY, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO, LIKE, 547 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,000 LISTEN TO ME ALL THE TIME 548 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,300 AND GIVE ME BACK SCRATCHES. 549 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,934 [laughs] 550 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,700 LET'S DO IT. 551 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,700 [surf rock music] 552 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,767 ♪♪ ♪♪ 553 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,433 - LOOK AT THESE TWO. 554 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,867 DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LAST? 555 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,533 - CAN ANYTHING LAST WITH SHEP? 556 00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,967 - I'M PUTTING MY MONEY ON HIM. 557 00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,900 - I'M PUTTING IT ON HER ALL DAY. - OKAY. 558 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,066 - WHAT'S OUR BET? - I SAY TWO WEEKS. 559 00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,200 - THAT'S SUCH A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME. 560 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,600 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO 21 DAYS. - THAT'S FAIR. 561 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,533 - 21 DAYS OF SUMMER. - SHAKE ON IT? 562 00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:00,600 - YEAH. 563 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,900 - WE'LL FIGURE OUT THE WAGER LATER. 564 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:02,967 - YEAH. 565 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,500 IT'S JUST KIND OF FUNNY TO WATCH, LIKE, 566 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,633 SHEP GO AFTER A GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A CHALLENGE. 567 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,133 - FIRST LESSON I GOT KIND OF EXCITED. 568 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,333 NEXT TIME I'LL FOCUS MORE ON YOU. 569 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,533 - ALL RIGHT. 570 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,200 I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND WITTY. 571 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,133 AM I SUCCEEDING IN YOUR EYES? 572 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:29,033 I'M JUST WONDERING WHY MY CHARM ISN'T WORKING ON M.J. 573 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,633 I'M DOING EVERYTHING THAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE, 574 00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,066 AND IT USUALLY WORKS. 575 00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,500 - SO WHAT TIME'S DINNER? 576 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,467 - LIKE 7:30 OR 8:00. 577 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,200 - SO Y'ALL HAVE TO LEAVE? - YEAH. 578 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,800 - I'LL STICK AROUND DOWNTOWN, AND I'LL-- 579 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,767 I'M GONNA BE WAITING FOR YOUR-- FOR YOUR GO-AHEAD. 580 00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,166 - ALL RIGHT. - PATIENTLY. 581 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,667 - VERY--OH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOU WILL. 582 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,533 - HOW DO YOU THINK SHEP AND M.J. ARE GETTING? 583 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:52,700 - WELL, WE HAVE A BET. - WE HAVE A BET. 584 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,467 - I GOT TO ROOT FOR MY BOY. 585 00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:58,200 I THINK SHEP MIGHT ACTUALLY BE STRIKING OUT RIGHT NOW. 586 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,567 [cell phone ringing] 587 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,233 - YO, J.D. 588 00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:19,033 - YOU CALLED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A WORKOUT HERE. 589 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,033 WHAT'D YOU DO? 590 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:26,033 - ALL RIGHT. 591 00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,767 - THAT WORKS. 592 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,467 WELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRINGING DANNI. 593 00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:33,900 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 594 00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,166 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 595 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,166 BYE-BYE. 596 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,633 GOING INTO THIS DINNER WITH DANNI, 597 00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:45,667 YEAH, I WOULD LIKE TO SEAL THE DEAL. 598 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,900 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, 599 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,767 I WOULD RATHER THAT I NOT MAKE ANY FALSE MOVES 600 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,266 OR RUSH THINGS. 601 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:02,133 [spry fiddle music] 602 00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:06,700 ♪♪ ♪♪ 603 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,100 - YOU GONNA USE THE RINGS? - UH-HUH. 604 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,166 - OKAY. 605 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,300 - THEN WE'LL DO THE FORK ON THE LEFT. 606 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,500 WELL, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE KIDS ARE SITTING NOW. 607 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,300 I LOVE ENTERTAINING, 608 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,700 SO WE TRY TO GET ALL OF OUR FAMILY TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY, 609 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,867 AND WE ALWAYS LIKE TO INVITE SOME OTHERS TO COME JOIN IN. 610 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,300 I'M GONNA BE HERE, CENTER. - GOT IT. 611 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,166 - YOU'RE NEXT TO ME. 612 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,166 - THERE'S THOMAS. 613 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,200 - T. RAV. 614 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,333 T. RAV! 615 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,300 WHAT'S UP? - HI. 616 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,300 - HOW YOU DOING? 617 00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,333 - I STOPPED OFF AT THE WINE SHOP. 618 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,500 - GOOD MAN. GOOD MAN. 619 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,033 - I THINK DANNI'S BRINGING SOME WHITE. 620 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:37,133 - AH. - WELCOME. 621 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,633 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 622 00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,500 - I SEE J.D., AND I SEE HIS LIFESTYLE 623 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,600 AND HIS FAMILY, 624 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,000 AND THERE'S A LOT THERE TO ASPIRE TO. 625 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,066 HE'S GOT EVERYTHING THAT I LOOK TO HAVE ONE DAY. 626 00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,767 - HELLO. 627 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,533 - HEY. - HEY, DANNI. 628 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:52,800 - [wolf-whistles] 629 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,400 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 630 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,600 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 631 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,800 - YOU KNOW THIS ONE. - AND I'M THOMAS. 632 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,767 - I KNOW YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 633 00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,033 - HEY, KIDS. 634 00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:03,033 YOU GOT ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE GETTING MARRIED. 635 00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:04,433 ARE THEY STARTING TO MULTIPLY, BE FRUITFUL? 636 00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:05,900 - OH, YEAH. 637 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,200 I MEAN, NOW I'M ONE OF THE LAST FEW FRIENDS GETTING MARRIED. 638 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,633 - UH-HUH. 639 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,967 - AND I'LL BE THE LAST TO OF ALL FRIENDS GETTING MARRIED. 640 00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,567 - MY FRIENDS' KIDS ARE GETTING MARRIED. 641 00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,200 NO WAY. 642 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,633 ARE THESE IRISH TWINS HERE? 643 00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,633 - THESE ARE IRISH TWINS. THEY'RE 11 MONTHS APART. 644 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:23,066 - THOMAS, YOU'RE WELCOME TO HOLD HIM 645 00:24:23,066 --> 00:24:25,333 IF YOU WANT TO TRY OUT A LITTLE BABY FOR A LITTLE BIT. 646 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,133 - HOW YOU DOING? - NO, DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE THAT. 647 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,400 - OH. 648 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,300 ONE OF THE MAJOR POINTS FOR ME OF GETTING MARRIED 649 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,967 IS TO HAVE KIDS. 650 00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:33,834 I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME. I'M 50. 651 00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,400 LET'S SEE HOW DANNI IS WITH KIDS. 652 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,800 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 653 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,333 - YOU ABOUT READY FOR ONE OF THOSE? 654 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,333 - I'M READY. 655 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,667 FIND ME THE RIGHT WOMAN, 656 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,400 I'LL START IMPREGNATING HER RIGHT NOW LITERALLY. 657 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,667 CAN I BORROW A ROOM? 658 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,533 - HE'S CRAZY. 659 00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:55,200 [chuckles] 660 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,900 - ROUND EVERYBODY UP. IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY. 661 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:03,834 - THESE ARE GOOD. - MM-HMM. 662 00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,900 - THE FOOD IS FANTASTIC, J.D. 663 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,266 IT'S A CLASSIC MEAL. 664 00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:12,834 - CAN I TRY YOURS? - YEAH, I WANT YOUR OPINION. 665 00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:15,233 IT'S MERITAGE. - OH. 666 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:16,834 - I THINK DANNI WOULD BE A GREAT CATCH. 667 00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:18,600 SHE'S REALLY SWEET, VERY WELL-SPOKEN, 668 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600 VERY ELOQUENT. 669 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,367 BUT IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO SAY 670 00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:24,266 WHO'S GONNA BE POTENTIAL FOR MRS. RAVENEL. 671 00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,066 LET'S RAISE OUR GLASS TO A LITTLE GOOD WINE 672 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,734 AND THIS WONDERFUL EVENING. 673 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,734 WE ALL LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 674 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,266 - SHEP! 675 00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,900 LET'S TALK. 676 00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,667 LET'S HAVE CONVERSATIONS. 677 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:40,767 - 'KAY. 678 00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,767 - I THINK THAT M.J. IS A DIME PIECE. 679 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,166 SHE'S, LIKE, AN 11. 680 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,300 - EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE. 681 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,300 I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S 100% INTO IT. 682 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,266 - WHY DO YOU NOT THINK SHE'S INTO IT? 683 00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:53,967 - JUST GETTING LITTLE SIGNS. 684 00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,133 - WHAT SIGNS? 685 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,767 - LIKE LEAVING OUR BEACH DATE EARLY 686 00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:58,900 I WOULD SAY IS A PRETTY BIG SIGN. 687 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,467 - I THINK SHEP IS USED TO 688 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,734 GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION FROM WOMEN, 689 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,200 AND I THINK M.J.'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT 690 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,633 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T FAWN ALL OVER HIM, 691 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,433 AND I REALLY RESPECT THAT. 692 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,967 - I NEED ATTENTION ALL THE TIME. 693 00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,133 - NO, WELL-- 694 00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:13,066 - AND I NEED BACK RUBS, AND I NEED-- 695 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:15,400 - JESUS CHRIST. - LYING ON THE COUCH. 696 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,166 AND I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME STAY IN AT NIGHT. 697 00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,166 - SHEP. 698 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,333 - I NEED. 699 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,567 - THE MEN IN CHARLESTON ALL TOO OFTEN 700 00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:24,133 DON'T HAVE TO WORK FOR A RELATIONSHIP. 701 00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:26,000 I THINK M.J. IS ONE OF THE FIRST GIRLS 702 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,600 THAT'S EVER KIND OF GIVEN SHEP A RUN FOR HIS MONEY. 703 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600 I THINK IT COULD DEFINITELY TAKE HIS EGO DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO. 704 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,600 BUT, HEY, YOU'RE SWEATIN' HER, AREN'T YOU? 705 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,734 SO IT'S WORKING. 706 00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,467 - I'M GONNA CONTINUE IN GOOD FAITH, 707 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:39,500 BUT I'M JUST GONNA-- I'M GONNA NEED SOME-- 708 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,667 SOME ACTS OF GOOD FAITH. 709 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,700 - WHAT'S UP, GIRLS? - HI. 710 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,233 - HEY. - WHAT'S UP? 711 00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:48,266 - OH, KATHRYN'S HERE. 712 00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:52,066 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE SHEP. 713 00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:53,166 SHEP. - YEAH? 714 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,600 - ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SURF? 715 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,900 - RIGHT NOW? - PERHAPS. 716 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,767 - YEAH. LOVE TO. 717 00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,166 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 718 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,734 - CRAIG HAS A CRUSH ON KATHRYN. 719 00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,266 - LET'S GO. 720 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:05,500 - SO I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE SHEP 721 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,000 GET IN THE WATER WITH KATHRYN. 722 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,734 I WANT TO GRAB SHEP BY THE NECK AND JUST SHAKE HIM. 723 00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:11,433 DO YOU THINK KATHRYN LIKES SHEP? 724 00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:13,266 - I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU. 725 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,533 - GUYS, LIKE, I HATE TO LEAVE, BUT... 726 00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,066 - OH, DANNI. 727 00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:29,166 - SORRY. 728 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:32,100 - I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR, DANNI. 729 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,600 ALL RIGHT. - BYE, GUYS. THANK YOU. 730 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,400 - YOU GUYS BE SAFE. I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, T. 731 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,867 - YOU OKAY TO DRIVE? - OF COURSE. 732 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,667 - UH-HUH. - I DON'T PLAY THAT GAME. 733 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,667 - YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL DRINKER. - [laughing] NO. 734 00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,700 - A GOD. - I'M JUST CAREFUL. 735 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,200 WELL, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. 736 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,033 IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS GOOD. 737 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,600 - MM. 738 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,600 COME HERE. 739 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,166 - [laughs] 740 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,100 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YEAH. 741 00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,834 I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT. - [laughing] OH, GOD. 742 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,233 Y'ALL HAVE FUN. 743 00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,900 [laughs] 744 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,066 - OKAY. - OKAY. 745 00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:06,667 - BYE-BYE. - BYE. 746 00:28:11,734 --> 00:28:14,700 I BLEW IT. 747 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,300 - OH, YEAH. 748 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,333 - ALL RIGHT. SINGLE MALT. 749 00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,100 - 41-YEAR. 750 00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,600 CHEERS. 751 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,967 - MMM. 752 00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:33,500 - HOW'D IT GO? 753 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,834 - WELL, SHE'S WALKING TO THE CAR-- 754 00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:36,467 I KIND OF--I JUST KIND OF GRABBED HER. 755 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,700 YOU KNOW, I THINK I MAYBE STARTLED HER FROM BEHIND. 756 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,266 - OH, GAVE HER A LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL MOVE. 757 00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:42,734 SHE HADN'T HAD THAT ONE IN A WHILE. 758 00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:44,400 - AND I KIND OF JUST KIND OF GRABBED HER CHIN 759 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,200 AND, LIKE, GAVE HER THE KISS, 760 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,734 AND SHE KIND OF TURNED AND WAS LIKE, 761 00:28:47,734 --> 00:28:49,000 "WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" 762 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,266 I SAID, "I THOUGHT WE WERE FEELING A MOMENT THERE," 763 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:55,266 AND EVIDENTLY SHE WASN'T FEELING IT. 764 00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:59,300 - DATING FOR THOMAS NOW IS PRETTY DIFFICULT WITH THE PAST. 765 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,734 I MEAN, HE CERTAINLY CAN'T HIDE IT. 766 00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,934 I DON'T KNOW--I DON'T KNOW IF HE WOULD GOOGLE WELL. 767 00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:04,066 [laughs] 768 00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,333 IT SOUNDS TO ME 769 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,867 YOU GUYS WENT OUT, YOU HAD A GOOD TIME-- 770 00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:08,266 - MM-HMM. 771 00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:11,233 - CAUGHT OFF GUARD ON THE, "A," TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. 772 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,433 - YEAH. 773 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:14,300 - I THINK MAYBE YOU GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 774 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,667 - I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO KICK THE TIRES. 775 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,867 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU BUY A CAR, 776 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,166 YOU GET TO KICK THE TIRES, RIGHT? 777 00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,166 - [laughs] 778 00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,734 - TAKE 'EM FOR A SPIN. 779 00:29:22,734 --> 00:29:23,834 - COMING UP... 780 00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,667 - SHEP, LIKE, STARTED CREEPIN' ON HER. 781 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,400 LIKE, MAKING OUT ON THE BENCHES AND, LIKE, ROLLING AROUND. 782 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,266 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GLOCK HIM IN THE FACE? 783 00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:31,266 BAM! 784 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,734 - WELL, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF WORKING FOR YOURSELF. 785 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,300 - I'M EXCITED. 786 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,166 BEFORE I DECIDED TO SWITCH CAREERS, 787 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,400 I MANAGED A COSMETIC DEPARTMENT. 788 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,200 I'M LITERALLY GOING FROM SELLING LIPSTICK 789 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,533 TO SELLING $1-MILLION HOMES HOPEFULLY. 790 00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,166 I THINK OUR FIRST GOAL 791 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:51,967 SHOULD BE TO SELL WHITNEY A HOUSE. 792 00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:54,367 - CAN YOU BUY SOMETHING ON YOUR MOM'S CREDIT? 793 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:55,734 - I DON'T KNOW. PERHAPS. 794 00:29:55,734 --> 00:29:56,934 - SHE COULD BUY IT FOR HIM. 795 00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:58,066 - [laughs] 796 00:29:58,066 --> 00:29:59,867 - MAYBE WE CAN SELL SHEP A HOUSE TOO. 797 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:03,300 - OR MAYBE SHEP AND WHITNEY CAN MOVE IN TOGETHER. 798 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,400 - OH, YEAH, AND THEN CRAIG CAN LIVE IN THE GUEST HOUSE. 799 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,533 [laughter] 800 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,166 - ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? - YEAH. 801 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,266 - I LIKE THEM SUNGLASSES I GAVE YOU. 802 00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:23,233 - THANK YOU, MAN. 803 00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:25,100 - SO HOW'S THE MARKET DOING TODAY? 804 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,633 - IT WAS UP 180 POINTS LAST I SAW. 805 00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:31,400 - WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I ABSOLUTELY IDOLIZED MY FATHER. 806 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,166 I THINK IN MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE I'VE EMULATED HIM. 807 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,300 I'VE ACHIEVED A GOOD DEAL OF SUCCESS 808 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,967 PROFESSIONALLY, FINANCIALLY. 809 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:40,667 BUT, YOU KNOW, I CERTAINLY TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH 810 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:41,967 IN MY PERSONAL LIFE. 811 00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,934 - ALL RIGHTY. - ALL RIGHT. 812 00:30:44,934 --> 00:30:46,400 - I'M GONNA GET THE OYSTERS AND THE FLOUNDER. 813 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,100 - I THINK I'M GETTING THE SAME THING. 814 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,800 THAT AND SOME TEA. 815 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,500 - ARE YOU A SWEET TEA MAN OR HOT WATER? 816 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,200 - I GO HALF AND HALF. - HALF AND HALF? 817 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,300 - YOU GO SWEET. - I'M THE SWEET TEA. 818 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,834 THAT'S SOUTHERN. - UH-HUH. 819 00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,066 I THINK WE'RE READY. 820 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,567 - GOOD. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 821 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,467 - WE WANT THE, UH, SEAFOOD PLATTER. 822 00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:04,934 - I'LL HAVE THE SAME. - EXACTLY. 823 00:31:04,934 --> 00:31:07,200 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR TEA. 824 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,567 - SO TELL US WHAT--WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, BUBBA? 825 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:13,066 - I'VE BEEN, UM, THINKING ABOUT 826 00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:15,600 REENTERING THE POLITICAL ARENA. 827 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,433 - THAT'D BE GREAT, THOMAS. 828 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:18,967 - WHEN I DRIVE OVER THE RAVENEL BRIDGE, 829 00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,333 I FEEL A SENSE OF PRIDE 830 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:23,200 THAT MY FATHER WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN PROVIDING THE FUNDING. 831 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,133 AND AS A RESULT, I WAS INSPIRED EARLY ON 832 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,133 TO SERVE IN GOVERNMENT. 833 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:30,734 THAT'S GONNA BE A BIG TARGET ON MY BACK, THOUGH. 834 00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:33,533 - YOU KNOW, THOMAS, YOU BROKE THE LAW. 835 00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:35,000 YOU SERVED YOUR TIME. 836 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,600 ALL THAT'S BEHIND YOU. - YEAH. 837 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,100 - AND, UH, HOPEFULLY YOU'RE GONNA FIND A WIFE. 838 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,600 - YEAH. YEAH. AND MULTIPLY. 839 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,767 - AND MULTIPLY. 840 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,700 - HAVE SOME MALE RAVENELS, 841 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700 CARRY ON THE LINE. 842 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,266 - THAT'S GREAT. 843 00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,700 - I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BABY, OBVIOUSLY, 844 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,834 AND AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST LIKE, "OKAY," YOU KNOW. 845 00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:56,300 - AS YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE OUR LAST HOPE. 846 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,233 - YEAH, AND, UM, 847 00:31:58,233 --> 00:31:59,867 THAT WOULD HELP ME POLITICALLY, 848 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:00,900 TO PICK A WIFE. 849 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,467 - YEAH. - EXCUSE ME. 850 00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:04,066 - ALL RIGHTY. - THERE YOU GO. 851 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:06,400 - WHOA, MAN. - THERE'S YOURS. 852 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,834 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 853 00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:11,300 - AND ANY WOMEN THERE THAT LOOK LIKE, 854 00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,967 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN THERE? 855 00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:16,367 - WELL, I WAS PURSUING A WOMAN, THIS GIRL NAMED DANNI, AND-- 856 00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,934 - DON'T CALL A WOMAN THAT. CALL THEM LADIES. 857 00:32:18,934 --> 00:32:21,033 - YEAH. - WE DON'T KNOW ANY WOMEN. 858 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:22,633 WE ONLY KNOW LADIES. 859 00:32:22,633 --> 00:32:24,367 - WELL, I WAS DATING THIS YOUNG LADY. 860 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,900 I TOOK HER TO THIS BARBECUE OVER AT J.D.'S HOUSE, 861 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,066 MY FRIEND J.D. 862 00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:29,934 I'M WALKING HER TO THE CAR, RIGHT? 863 00:32:29,934 --> 00:32:31,467 - YEAH. 864 00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,533 - AND I DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW, GIVE HER A KISS GOOD-BYE. 865 00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:34,900 - YEAH. 866 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,233 - AND I KIND OF REACHED OVER HERE 867 00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:38,233 AND PULLED HER CHIN BACK AND, LIKE, GAVE HER A KISS, 868 00:32:38,233 --> 00:32:40,133 AND SHE KIND OF SPINS AROUND AND SAYS, 869 00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:41,834 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING," YOU KNOW? 870 00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,500 - [groans] 871 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,233 - I'M NOT USED TO GETTING REJECTED. 872 00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:48,066 - LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO OVERCOME THAT. 873 00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,066 - HOW'S THAT? 874 00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:50,066 - GET HER PREGNANT. 875 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:52,333 - [laughs] 876 00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,867 - THAT'LL DO IT, THOMAS. 877 00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:56,433 [laughter] 878 00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:57,700 - OH, MAN. 879 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,934 I WOULD LIKE THE CHILD TO GET A BREAK, YOU KNOW? 880 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:02,800 - AND IF SHE HAS A BOY CHILD... - YEAH? 881 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,000 - I'LL GIVE THE BOY $10,000. 882 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,667 - OH, THAT'S PRETTY GENEROUS. 883 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,400 - [laughs] 884 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,400 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 885 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,567 - OH, THANK YOU. 886 00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:13,500 YOU GOT, LIKE, 5 BUCKS TO LEAVE HER A TIP? 887 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,734 - I LIKE TO GET RID OF THOSE, 888 00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:16,133 'CAUSE THERE'S OLD LINCOLN. 889 00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:17,867 - YOU DON'T LIKE LINCOLN? 890 00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:20,767 [laughs] 891 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,500 - OH, LORD. 892 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:38,266 - OH, HI. - HI. 893 00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,867 LADIES AND GENTS. - HOW ARE YOU? 894 00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:42,166 - GIRLS IN CHARLESTON ARE BEAUTIFUL. 895 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:44,266 LOT OF BLONDES, SPORTY, 896 00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:46,967 TAN, SOUTHERN, WHOLESOME, GOOD GIRLS. 897 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,633 - WHAT IS THAT? 898 00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:49,900 - LOOK AT THOSE. 899 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,967 THEY LIKE TO DRINK. 900 00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:53,066 TO OLD FRIENDS AND NEW BEGINNINGS. 901 00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:55,767 - YEAH. - [laughs] 902 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,834 - THIS DINNER IS, LIKE, FIVE GIRLS TO ONE GUY. 903 00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,133 TYPICAL CHARLESTON. 904 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,033 AND WHITNEY IS ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT. 905 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:04,166 - OKAY, WE'VE GOT CALAMARI. 906 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:05,233 - I'M SO EXCITED. 907 00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:07,266 - I'M STARVING. 908 00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:09,700 SO TELL ME, HOW-- ARE YOU STILL MODELING HERE? 909 00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,934 THAT'S GOOD. 910 00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:12,567 MAYBE YOU AND I, WE CAN DO A MODEL APARTMENT 911 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:13,567 HERE IN CHARLESTON. 912 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,033 [laughter] 913 00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:17,367 - I FEEL LIKE WHITNEY'S REALLY PERVY... 914 00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:18,367 [laughs] 915 00:34:18,367 --> 00:34:20,133 WHEN HE HITS ON WOMEN. 916 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:22,300 WHAT DO YOU THINK WHITNEY'S TYPE IS? 917 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,467 - MODELS. 918 00:34:23,467 --> 00:34:24,633 - MODELS! 919 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:25,633 - MINE'S YOUNGER. 920 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:26,800 [laughter] 921 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,200 I'VE BEEN VERY SELECTIVE, 922 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,233 AND I'LL WAIT FOR THE PERFECT GIRL WHO COMES AROUND. 923 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,500 - I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEBODY, WHITNEY, THAT YOU REALLY LOVE, 924 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,300 AND YOU GET MARRIED, AND YOU GIVE YOUR MAMA A GRANDBABY. 925 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,967 - ARE YOU READY TO HAVE KIDS? 926 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:37,767 I KNOW YOUR MOM'S LIKE, "I WANT A GRANDCHILD." 927 00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:39,800 - HE'S JUST GONNA HAND IT OFF TO HER ANYWAYS. 928 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,133 - NO, I WOULD LOVE AND CULTIVATE THIS EMBRYO. 929 00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:45,800 - ALL SOUTHERN MEN ARE MAMA'S BOYS. 930 00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,033 WHITNEY JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS MOM HAPPY AT THE END OF THE DAY. 931 00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:51,333 - ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY? 932 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,233 - SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE. 933 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,467 - SO I REALLY WANT TO FIND YOU A BABY. 934 00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,300 WE'RE THINKING MICHAELA. 935 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,433 - MICHAELA. - MICHAELA WORKS AT REPUBLIC. 936 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,633 - YOU WANT TO GO SCOPE HER? 937 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,100 - REPUBLIC IT IS. 938 00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:17,166 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND LOVE IN A NIGHTCLUB. 939 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,200 - I AGREE. - I LEARNED AT A VERY YOUNG AGE. 940 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,333 - BRO! 941 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:22,600 - WHAT'S UP, BRO? 942 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,834 - HOW'S IT GOING? 943 00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:25,200 WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 944 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,333 - HI! - HI! 945 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,333 - WHAT A SURPRISE RUNNING INTO YOU HERE. 946 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,200 SHEP GOES OUT ACTUALLY ONE NIGHT A WEEK. 947 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,567 GOES OUT WEDNESDAY, COMES BACK SUNDAY. 948 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,467 - I WANT SOME GODDAMN DRINKS. 949 00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:41,967 all: CHEERS! 950 00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,166 - NO WAY. I'M DONE. 951 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,500 LET'S GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE. 952 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,834 WE'RE GOING. - ALL RIGHT. 953 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:46,834 ALL RIGHT. 954 00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:48,300 LOVE YOU. 955 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,900 - SO LOOK. I NEED SHEP FULL COGNIZANCE. 956 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:51,900 - YES. 957 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,967 - DON'T GO IN THERE AND DRINK 958 00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:54,433 AND BE UP TILL 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 959 00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:55,533 - ALL RIGHT, I WON'T. 960 00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,934 I'LL SEE YOU, WHAT, 2:00 TOMORROW? 961 00:35:56,934 --> 00:35:58,667 - CAN YOU MAKE THAT? - I THINK I CAN. 962 00:35:58,667 --> 00:35:59,900 - OKAY, GUYS. - SEE YOU LATER. 963 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,667 - SEE YOU TOMORROW. - ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY. 964 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:03,500 - SHEP IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS. 965 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,433 I ALWAYS SAID IF HE WOULD STOP PUTTING SO MUCH TIME 966 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:09,166 INTO GOING TO THESE [bleep] NIGHTCLUBS AND CHASING GIRLS... 967 00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,567 - SHOTS! SHOTS! 968 00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:11,967 - AND HE PUT THAT TIME INTO WORK, 969 00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:14,333 UH, HE'D BE A TRILLIONAIRE. 970 00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:18,266 - HI, KATHRYN. 971 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,834 - YEAH. 972 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,667 - HEY, BUDDY. - WHAT'S UP? 973 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,633 - HOW'S IT GOING? - STARVING. 974 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:26,967 - YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? - YEAH. 975 00:37:26,967 --> 00:37:28,834 - LET'S GO. - LET'S DO IT. 976 00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:30,734 FROGMORE STEW. 977 00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:34,667 - THE FRIED SHRIMP. 978 00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,033 - GOT A 1/4 POUND OF FRIED CHICKEN. 979 00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:37,700 - NICE. - THAT'S MINE. 980 00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:40,000 - YOU'RE DEFINITELY COMING OUT WITH US TONIGHT, BY THE WAY. 981 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,400 - NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT. 982 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,133 I MIGHT DO SOME REAL ESTATE STUDYING, 983 00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,433 'CAUSE I'M GOING BROKE. 984 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,767 HONESTLY, GETTING MY REAL ESTATE CAREER OFF THE GROUND 985 00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,967 IS DEFINITELY MORE OF A PRIORITY 986 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,800 THAN GOING OUT AND HAVING DRINKS EVERY NIGHT. 987 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,767 SO WHAT DID Y'ALL END UP DOING LAST NIGHT? 988 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:57,133 - I'VE-- SORRY, I'M PISSED OFF. 989 00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:58,200 - TELL ME. 990 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,266 - YOU KNOW HOW WHEN I WAS HANGING OUT 991 00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:02,000 WITH THAT NEW GIRL A TINY BIT? 992 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,533 - THAT KATHRYN GIRL. - YEAH. 993 00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:04,800 I TALKED TO SOMEONE TODAY, AND THEY WERE LIKE, 994 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,467 "SHEP STARTED CREEPIN' ON HER," 995 00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,266 AND THEN SHE JUST STARTED HOOKING UP WITH HIM, 996 00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:10,100 LIKE, IN REPUBLIC, AND I WAS LIKE... 997 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,633 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOOKING UP WITH THEM? 998 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:13,100 - LIKE, MAKING OUT ON THE BENCHES AND, 999 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,100 LIKE, ROLLING AROUND. 1000 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,500 - EW. 1001 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,934 - YOU KNOW, ARM AROUND HER, LIKE, TRYING TO, LIKE, KISS HER. 1002 00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:18,934 - WAS HE OF SOBER MIND, OR WAS HE WASTED? 1003 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:19,967 - HE WAS HAMMERED. 1004 00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,066 BUT STILL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT 1005 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,400 TO MY, LIKE, FRIEND'S GIRLS. 1006 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,967 I WOULD JUST FIND A DIFFERENT GIRL. 1007 00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:26,433 SHEP JUST BROKE BRO CODE 101. 1008 00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:30,200 YOU DON'T HOOK UP WITH A GIRL THAT YOUR FRIEND LIKES. 1009 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,734 I DON'T KNOW, ONCE YOU CROSS THAT LINE, 1010 00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:33,166 I'M KIND OF LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, DUDE." 1011 00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,100 - SHEP IS A TOTAL JERK. 1012 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,367 A LONG-TIME FRIEND SHOULD COME BEFORE 1013 00:38:37,367 --> 00:38:38,867 A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH A GIRL. 1014 00:38:38,867 --> 00:38:40,400 I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT HE WOULD DO THAT. 1015 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,166 I THOUGHT HE REALLY LIKE M.J. - YEAH, BUT-- 1016 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:44,934 - POOR GIRL PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. 1017 00:38:44,934 --> 00:38:46,934 - I THINK HE JUST NEEDED, LIKE, AN EGO BOOST. 1018 00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:48,633 - ARE YOU GONNA SAY ANYTHING TO SHEP? 1019 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,967 - I'M GOING TO TACO BOY WITH SHEP TONIGHT. 1020 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,200 I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING. 1021 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,500 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST GLOCK HIM IN THE FACE? 1022 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,934 - JUST SUCKER PUNCH HIM? - BAM! 1023 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,600 "THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO!" 1024 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,033 - I MEAN, DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD? 1025 00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,333 - I THINK IT'S DISRESPECTFUL. 1026 00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:01,333 - YEAH. 1027 00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,233 IT'S A BIG DEAL WHAT SHEP DID. 1028 00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:04,533 I DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HIM. 1029 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:05,633 I DON'T RESPECT WHAT HE DOES. 1030 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:07,033 I DON'T LIKE HOW HE TREATS PEOPLE. 1031 00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:09,600 I THOUGHT HE WAS A LITTLE COOLER THAN THAT, BUT NOW I KNOW. 1032 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,333 COMING UP... 1033 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,333 - DUDE, I'M SORRY. 1034 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,600 SORRY I'M NOT SORRY? 1035 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,433 - ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, ARE WE GONNA PLAY THAT GAME? 1036 00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:17,834 DUMB [bleep]. 1037 00:39:17,834 --> 00:39:20,000 THIS IS WHY HE HAS HIS OWN BREED OF DOGS NAMED AFTER HIM. 1038 00:39:35,867 --> 00:39:36,867 - NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW YET. 1039 00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:38,767 KATHRYN'S AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER. 1040 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,900 I DON'T EVEN THINK SHE KNEW I LIKED HER. 1041 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,000 IT WAS NOT HER FAULT. 1042 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,700 WHERE IS SHEP? SHOULD I CALL SHEP? 1043 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,100 - YEAH, CALL HIM. - DO IT. 1044 00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,600 - I'M JUST REALLY PISSED OFF AT SHEP. 1045 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,300 YOU KNOW, I TOLD SHEP I LIKED HER. 1046 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,233 HE'S PUTTING OUR FRIENDSHIP IN JEOPARDY. 1047 00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:53,033 - SHE'S FUNNY. 1048 00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:55,033 - WHAT'S FUNNY? HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. 1049 00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:56,266 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 1050 00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:57,600 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1051 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,133 - I HAD KIND OF A ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 1052 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,867 - I DID TOO, BUT... 1053 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,200 - THANKS. THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK. 1054 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,934 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1055 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:07,233 - YOU REMEMBER HOW I GOT IN? 1056 00:40:07,233 --> 00:40:08,767 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 1057 00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:11,233 YOU WERE ACTING RIDICULOUS AT REPUBLIC. 1058 00:40:19,467 --> 00:40:23,133 I'VE BEEN THROUGH MY STAGE OF JUST BEING A WOMANIZING GUY. 1059 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:24,734 - SO WHAT STAGE ARE YOU IN NOW? 1060 00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:25,800 - BEING SELECTIVE. 1061 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,967 - TILL ABOUT 11:00. 1062 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,367 - BEHAVE YOURSELF, SON. 1063 00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,066 - LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT. 1064 00:40:32,066 --> 00:40:34,133 - IT'S BETWEEN SHEP AND I. YOU GUYS AREN'T INVOLVED. 1065 00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,500 - I DON'T KNOW WHY GUYS THINK 1066 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,500 THEY HAVE OTHER STANDARDS THAN GIRLS. 1067 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,734 - STOP--STAY OUT OF THIS. 1068 00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:41,900 - DON'T BE DIFFICULT, PLEASE. 1069 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,600 THIS IS JUST CRAZY. 1070 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,533 I JUST GOT TO GET UP. 1071 00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:51,400 - I THINK KATHRYN'S ANNOYED WITH CRAIG 1072 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,166 BECAUSE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM. 1073 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,533 HE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON. 1074 00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:57,633 YOU'RE SAYING I'M STEPPING ALL OVER YOUR GAME? 1075 00:40:57,633 --> 00:41:00,266 - YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER LAST NIGHT. 1076 00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:03,200 - SO WHAT? 1077 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,033 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL M.J. THAT. 1078 00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:07,900 - DUDE, HONESTLY, DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE. 1079 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,767 - I LIKE NOT HOOKING UP WITH MY FRIEND'S GIRL. 1080 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,033 - I JUST THINK IT'S STUPID FOR ANY GUY 1081 00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,266 TO LAY CLAIM TO A GIRL. 1082 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,500 IT'S ALMOST CHAUVINISTIC. 1083 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,967 EITHER MAKE A MOVE OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. 1084 00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:20,734 THAT'S WHAT MY CODE IS. 1085 00:41:20,734 --> 00:41:23,500 IF YOU WERE AT THE CLUB, AND M.J. WANTED TO KISS YOU, 1086 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,433 I'D BE LIKE, "WELL, SHE MADE HER [bleep] CHOICE." 1087 00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:26,500 - BUT I WOULDN'T DO THAT. 1088 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,500 - DUDE, I'M SORRY. 1089 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,934 SORRY I'M NOT SORRY? 1090 00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,967 - ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, ARE WE GONNA PLAY THAT GAME? 1091 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,633 DUMB [bleep]. 1092 00:41:35,633 --> 00:41:38,033 - WE'RE ALL HUMAN BEINGS HERE. WE HAVE URGES. 1093 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,033 - SHUT UP. 1094 00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:42,467 THIS IS WHY HE HAS HIS OWN BREED OF DOGS NAMED AFTER HIM. 1095 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:45,467 - [bleep] OFF. 1096 00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:46,967 - DUDE, SAY I LIKED A GIRL IN A WEEK, 1097 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,734 AND I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED HER, 1098 00:41:48,734 --> 00:41:51,433 I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA HOOK UP WITH HER. 1099 00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:53,300 - YEAH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, MAN. 1100 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:54,667 - I KNOW SOBER SHEP WOULDN'T. 1101 00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:57,667 - I HAVE TWO GUYS THAT LIVE INSIDE OF ME. 1102 00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:00,200 ONE THINKS THAT SLEEPING WITH 1103 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,033 WHOEVER YOU MIGHT BE ATTRACTED TO 1104 00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:05,233 IS SHALLOW AND POINTLESS, 1105 00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:08,400 AND THE OTHER GUY WANTS TO, LIKE, 1106 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,700 HAVE SEX WITH EVERYBODY THAT WALKS PAST. 1107 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,266 I WAS, LIKE, A TESTOSTERONE NIGHTMARE. 1108 00:42:13,266 --> 00:42:15,033 WHAT AM I, LIKE, A BAD GUY NOW? 1109 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,200 - IF THAT'S HOW IT IS, 1110 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,900 THEN WE HAVE A VERY FUN SUMMER AHEAD OF US. 1111 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,333 - THERE'S NO WAY SHEP'S GONNA 1112 00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,834 RESPECT THE BRO CODE GOING FORWARD. 1113 00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:23,967 PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE. PEOPLE ARE HOW THEY ARE. 1114 00:42:23,967 --> 00:42:26,133 SHEP MESSED UP. 1115 00:42:27,467 --> 00:42:29,834 - NEXT TIME ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 1116 00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:31,166 - HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE? 1117 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,800 - WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT. 1118 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,200 HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE? 1119 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,000 - WORKING. 1120 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,400 - THOMAS TRIED TO KISS ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. 1121 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,867 - BRING IT UP AND BE LIKE, "I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND." 1122 00:42:40,867 --> 00:42:42,100 - AWKWARD. 1123 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,867 - IT'LL BE EASY, LIKE RIPPING A BAND-AID OFF. 1124 00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,200 - YEAH. - SHH. 1125 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,033 - DO YOU HAVE A JOB? - NO, I'M CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED. 1126 00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:49,367 - SO ARE YOU TOUGH? - WELL... 1127 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,934 - YOU JUST LOOK A LITTLE FRAGILE. 1128 00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:53,867 - LOOK AT THIS OVER HERE. 1129 00:42:53,867 --> 00:42:55,567 KATHRYN, ARE YOU EVADING ME? 1130 00:42:55,567 --> 00:42:57,633 - YOU'RE A JERK. 1131 00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,367 - CLEARLY A LITTLE ANGRY WITH ME. 1132 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:01,200 IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE? 1133 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,066 - YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 80322

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