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- PREVIOUSLY
ON SOUTHERN CHARM...
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- HAVE ASKED M.J. OVER
"TO WATCH A MOVIE" YET?
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- YES, AND SHE DIDN'T COME.
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- SHE KNOWS WHAT
"WATCHING A MOVIE" ENTAILS.
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- YOU'RE LIKE THE GUY WHISPERER?
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- I'VE BEEN SENT
FROM THE HEAVENS
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TO HELP ALL YOU TURDS.
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- [laughs]
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- I GOT TO ASK.
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ARE WE RUNNING FOR SOMETHING?
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- I THINK I CAN MAKE
A DIFFERENCE.
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I REALLY DO.
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- THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS,
WHERE'S YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?
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ALL I KNOW IS, YOU GOT
AN ARMY OF WOMEN OUT THERE.
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I'D JUST PICK ONE.
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- I FEEL LIKE THE MEN
IN CHARLESTON
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JUST DON'T HAVE
THAT MUCH GAME.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
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- DO YOU EVER FEEL
THE PERCEPTION OF YOU
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IN CHARLESTON IS...
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- NEGATIVE?
- NEGATIVE?
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[laughter]
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[upbeat pop music]
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- ♪♪ MM-HMM ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪♪
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♪♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪♪
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♪♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪♪
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♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪
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♪♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪♪
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♪♪ IT'S EASY ♪♪
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♪♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪♪
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♪♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪♪
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[upbeat ragtime music]
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♪♪ ♪♪
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[line ringing]
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- HELLO?
- DAD.
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HOW ARE YOU?
- JUST FINE, ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S GOING FINE.
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- WHAT YOU DOING TODAY?
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- HOW DO YOU LIKE HER?
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- I TALK TO MY FATHER
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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I ADMIRE A LOT OF THINGS
ABOUT HIM.
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HE HAD SERVED THREE TERMS
IN THE STATE HOUSE.
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HE WAS IN THE STATE SENATE,
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AND IN '86,
HE WAS SERVING IN CONGRESS.
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- WELL, I'M HEADED DOWN
TO EDISTO RIGHT NOW.
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IN FACT, I'VE GOT THIS YOUNG
LADY WHO'S GONNA MEET ME THERE,
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AND I'M GONNA GIVE HER
A POLO LESSON.
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SHE JUST MIGHT BE THE FUTURE
MRS. THOMAS RAVENEL.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
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- YEAH.
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- [laughs]
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LATELY MY FATHER HAS REALLY BEEN
PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ME
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TO TAKE A BRIDE
AND HAVE SOME CHILDREN
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AND CARRY ON THE RAVENEL NAME.
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MY POLITICAL CONSULTANT,
WILL FOLKS,
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HE WANTED ME TO PICK KATHRYN,
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BECAUSE SHE COMES
FROM A WELL-KNOWN
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POLITICALLY ESTABLISHED FAMILY
IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
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BUT I'M LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN
WITH A LADY,
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AND SHE'S TOO IMMATURE FOR ME.
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LET'S GET
SOME LUNCH HERE SOON.
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- GOOD-BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.
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LET'S GET THE HORSES READY,
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BECAUSE MY DATE
IS GONNA BE HERE SOON.
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- HEY.
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- YOU GOT YOUR CHOPS?
- I GOT 'EM.
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HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT.
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HOW WERE THE CAYMANS?
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- OH, MY GOD, AMAZING.
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- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTRIGUED
WITH DANNI.
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I KNOW SHE DATED SHEP, BUT,
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YOU KNOW, SHEP DATES EVERYBODY.
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- YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN.
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YOU'RE A LADIES' MAN.
- NO, NO, I'M JUST A MAN.
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- [scoffs]
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- SO HOW ARE YOUR RIDING SKILLS,
DANNI?
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- [sighs]
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
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- I THINK DANNI NEEDS SOMEBODY
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WHO'S AT A DIFFERENT STAGE
IN THEIR LIFE.
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SHE'S LOOKING TO SETTLE DOWN,
BEGIN A FAMILY.
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I'M AT THE STAGE
WHERE DANNI IS.
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SHE WOULD BE PERFECT FOR ME.
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- WHO AM I RIDING?
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- PASSARELLA.
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- IS SHE LATINA?
[laughs]
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- WELL, I BOUGHT HER
DOWN IN URUGUAY.
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- SHE NEEDS A SOUTHERN NAME.
- REALLY?
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- SHE'S COUNTRY CARVER GIRL
TODAY.
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- I THINK MAY BE FITTING.
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I MEAN,
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST
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STEPPED OUT
OF A RALPH LAUREN CATALOGUE.
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- [laughs]
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- POLO REQUIRES ALL ATTRIBUTES
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THAT A WOMAN
WOULD BE INTERESTED IN.
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A MAN WHO IS DARING,
COURAGEOUS, ATHLETIC--
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IT'S SEXY.
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- SHOW-OFF.
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- LIKE THIS.
LOOKING GOOD THERE.
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LOOKING REAL GOOD.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE'S DOING...
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IN THE SADDLE.
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WHY DON'T WE GRAB
A GLASS OF WINE ON THE PORCH?
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- 'KAY.
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- I'M THINKING,
"HMM, MAYBE THIS COULD EVOLVE
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INTO NOT JUST A POLO MATCH
BUT MAYBE AN EVENING TOGETHER."
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- HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
- HEY, CRAIGGY.
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- COME HERE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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ARE YOU STILL DRUNK?
- NO.
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- YOU'RE STILL DRUNK.
- YEAH.
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- IF YOU LIVE IN CHARLESTON,
I THINK THERE IS AN EXPECTATION
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TO GO OUT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
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- WHAT'D YOU SAY THAT DRINK WAS?
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- THE CHARLESTON
LIGHT DRAGOON'S PUNCH.
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- I'M GONNA DO ONE OF THEM,
PLEASE.
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IT'S PRETTY COMMON FOR PEOPLE
TO WAKE UP DRUNK ON SATURDAYS.
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I GUESS THE ONLY WAY
TO REALLY EMBRACE THAT
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IS TO GO TO BRUNCH
AND CONTINUE THE PROCESS.
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- SO WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
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- WE WENT TO--
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- WHO'S WE?
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I SOUND LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL APPROVE
OF THE NEW GIRLS IN MY LIFE.
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- ARE THEY OVER THE AGE OF 18?
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- YES.
- THEN, I APPROVE.
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- OBVIOUSLY.
- WHAT'S HER NAME?
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- KATHRYN.
- OH.
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RED-HEADED KATHRYN?
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- I DEFINITELY HAVE
A KINDERGARTEN CRUSH
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ON KATHRYN RIGHT NOW.
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- I THINK SHE'S REALLY SWEET.
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- I'VE NEVER HOOKED UP WITH
ANYONE WITH PURPLE HAIR BEFORE,
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AND I'M KIND OF INTERESTED.
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- NOW, DOES SHE LIVE HERE?
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- SHE LIVES ON HER FAMILY'S
PLANTATION I THINK.
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- WELL,
THAT MEANS IF YOU MARRY HER,
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SOMEDAY THAT WOULD BE
YOUR PLANTATION.
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- MARRY--MARRIED?
OH, YEAH.
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SO WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT MARRIAGE NOW.
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- ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
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CATFISH FOR YOU, MA'AM.
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- MMM, LOOKS SO GOOD.
- THAT DOES LOOK GOOD.
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- PARDON ME.
- THANK YOU.
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- YOU'RE WELCOME.
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- HOW OLD ARE YOU, CRAIG?
25?
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- YOU'RE NOT 30 YET, ARE YOU?
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- ALMOST.
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OH, MY GOD.
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- THAT'S WHEN I, LIKE,
LOSE INTEREST, THOUGH.
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- IF A GIRL'S 30?
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- [laughs]
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YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLD--
I MEAN, SEE--
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THIS IS WH--
[laughs]
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- WOMEN DON'T HIT THEIR PRIME
UNTIL THEY'RE 35.
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- THAT'S TRUE.
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- TECHNICALLY YOU'VE ALREADY
PASSED YOURS.
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- NO, THAT IS NOT TRUE.
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YOUR SEXUAL PRIME IS REACHED,
I THINK, LIKE, IN YOUR--
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WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, 18 AS A MAN.
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- WHAT?
- YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
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CRAIG IS A CUTE AS HE CAN BE,
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BUT LORD KNOWS HE HAS
A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN.
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UH, FOR EXAMPLE,
DON'T CALL HER OLD
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WHEN YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH
WITH HER.
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- WHAT'S YOUR LONGEST
RELATIONSHIP BEEN?
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- MY LONGEST ONE EVER
WAS ONLY A MONTH.
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I MEAN, I'M A THREE-WEEK PERSON.
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- CRAIG...
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- [chuckles]
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- MAYBE BREATHING IN
THIS THICK CHARLESTON AIR
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IS NOT GOOD.
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MAYBE IT SOMEHOW STUNTS
THEIR EMOTIONAL GROWTH.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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CRAIG, LISTEN.
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AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET MARRIED
AND PROCREATE.
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- THIS IS WHY I DATE YOUNG.
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[laughter]
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- CRAIG IS NOT LISTENING TO ME
BECAUSE HE'S 25,
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AND HE'S NOT THINKING
WITH HIS HEAD.
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HE'S THINKING WITH HIS PENIS.
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THERE IS MORE TO LIFE
THAN MEETING A CHICK
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AND HOOKING UP AND
SENDING HER HOME THE NEXT DAY.
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YOU NEED TO FINISH.
- HOW DID YOU--
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DID YOU ALREADY FINISH
YOUR FOOD?
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- YES.
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I CAN EAT, MAN.
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- ALL RIGHT,
DO YOU WANT TO GO SHOPPING?
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- YEAH, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.
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- LET'S GO.
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[knock at door]
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- YO.
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- HELLO.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
[laughs]
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- DRINK?
- YEAH, IS IT NOT TOO EARLY?
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[laughter]
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- WE NEED TO TALK BUSINESS.
- WE DO NEED TO TALK BUSINESS.
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SO LET'S GET TO IT, HUH?
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- MM-KAY.
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WE COULD DO SOMETHING WITH
THE CHARLESTON FLAVOR I THINK.
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- YEAH,
THERE'S SOME NICE BARS HERE,
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BUT I WANT SOME LITTLE
ROCK AND ROLL
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IN THE ONE PLACE
I WANT TO GO TO.
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- IT WILL BE.
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- I'VE BEEN SCREENWRITING,
FILMMAKING,
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SINCE I WAS 22.
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BUT I ALWAYS HAD THIS IDEA
ABOUT DOING A COOL RESTAURANT.
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- DO YOU THINK CHARLESTON'S
READY FOR THIS?
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- WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
IT'S A BURGEONING CITY.
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IT'S A GREAT FOOD TOWN.
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PEOPLE LOVE THEIR ALCOHOL HERE.
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- AND IF WE CAN GET IN
AT THE RIGHT POSITION,
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RIGHT LOCATION,
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I THINK IT'S JUST A NO-BRAINER.
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- SO SHEP AND I ARE CONNOISSEURS
OF FINE FOOD,
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[bleep], AND DRINKING.
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AND WITH HIS BUSINESS DEGREE,
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I THINK HE CAN BRING
SOME EXPERTISE
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AND MAYBE HELP REALIZE
MY VISION.
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- BUT WE NEED TO COME UP
WITH A CONCEPT MOMENTARILY.
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- I THINK I SEE A WANT
AND A NEED,
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AND THAT NEED IS A COOL,
SERIOUS, ROCK AND ROLL BAR
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WITH GOOD FOOD--
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NOT LIKE A COLLEGE BAR, THOUGH.
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- WELL,
THIS IS A COLLEGE TOWN.
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I MEAN, AT A CERTAIN DEGREE--
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- YEAH, I DON'T WANT [bleep]
CHILDREN, THOUGH, AT THIS THING.
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I MEAN, IT HAS TO BE SOMEWHAT--
SEMI-SOPHISTICATED, I THINK.
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00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,166
- WHITNEY IS SORT OF
HIPSTER ELITIST.
232
00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,100
HE HAS ZERO EXPERIENCE,
233
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:44,367
AND HE WANTS TO DICTATE WHO
HIS CUSTOMERS ARE GOING TO BE.
234
00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:46,000
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WHO GIVES A [bleep]
235
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,533
AS LONG AS THEY HAVE
A CREDIT CARD?
236
00:08:47,533 --> 00:08:49,166
- WE JUST NEED TO GET
OUR [bleep] [bleep] TOGETHER.
237
00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:51,567
- BUT WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
238
00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:52,800
both: CHEERS, MAN.
- YEAH.
239
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,867
- MAKE IT HAPPEN, BRO.
240
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,700
- LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR SURE.
- BRAH.
241
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,633
- 'CAUSE WHAT THE HELL ELSE
ARE WE GONNA DO, BY THE WAY?
242
00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:09,467
- I JUST TOTALLY REDECORATED
IN HERE.
243
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,233
STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS,
BUT THIS IS WHERE--
244
00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:12,867
- OH, I LIKE THE ZEBRA.
245
00:09:12,867 --> 00:09:13,867
- LIKE THAT.
246
00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:15,467
SO I ADDED A LITTLE BIT
OF LAVENDER,
247
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,567
AND IT WENT WITH THAT THROW.
248
00:09:16,567 --> 00:09:18,667
- PLEASE,
YOU DID NOT COORDINATE THAT.
249
00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,433
- I DID.
- PERIWINKLE?
250
00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:22,133
YOU LIKE PERIWINKLE?
- IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
251
00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:23,300
- IT'S CLOSE.
- IS THAT RIGHT?
252
00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,767
- [chuckles]
- I'M IMPRESSED.
253
00:09:24,767 --> 00:09:27,500
'KAY,
THIS IS ALL WE HAVE WINE-WISE,
254
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,000
THIS CHARDONNAY.
255
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,367
- AH, EDNA VALLEY.
256
00:09:30,367 --> 00:09:31,767
- YOU EVER USE
THESE LITTLE THINGS?
257
00:09:31,767 --> 00:09:33,934
- THAT'S CHEATING.
- WHAT, THIS?
258
00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,667
- YES, THAT'S CHEATING.
259
00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:37,100
[laughs]
260
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,767
- FAR BE IT FROM ME TO TELL
THE WINE EXPERT HOW TO--DAMN.
261
00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,433
- THIS--THIS--
- YOU GOT SOME SKILLS HERE.
262
00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:43,600
- [laughs]
263
00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,700
- I DO HAVE
SOME FAIRLY NICE WINE GLASSES.
264
00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,367
WILL THESE SUFFICE?
265
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:51,367
- THOSE ARE BURGUNDY GLASSES,
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
266
00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,533
- SO YOU KNOW YOUR WINE
AND YOUR WINE GLASSES.
267
00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:56,567
DANNI, SHE'S SOPHISTICATED,
CULTIVATED.
268
00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:59,033
SHE SEEMS TO BE A TYPE OF GIRL
269
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:01,600
THAT COULD COMPLETE ME.
270
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,967
I'M KIND OF A WINE SNOB--
- HOW SO?
271
00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,266
- IN THAT I CAN TELL
THE DIFFERENCE
272
00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,266
BETWEEN BAD AND GOOD WINE.
273
00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:08,333
- IF I GAVE YOU A $10 WINE
274
00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,900
AND A $100 BOTTLE OF WINE--
275
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:10,967
- I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL
THE DIFFERENCE I'M SURE.
276
00:10:10,967 --> 00:10:12,500
- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
277
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,033
SOME WINES THEY JUST MARK UP
BASED ON THE REGION IT'S FROM.
278
00:10:15,033 --> 00:10:17,433
- WHAT IF I WANT A CABERNET?
FAT CAB?
279
00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,233
- SO DO YOU LIKE
REALLY FRUIT FORWARD,
280
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,900
OR DO YOU LIKE
SOMETHING MORE RUSTIC?
281
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,433
- FRUIT FORWARD?
- LIKE, FRUITY.
282
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,367
- I LIKE THAT ALLITERATION.
FRUIT FORWARD.
283
00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,700
ARE YOU, LIKE, A LINGUIST TOO?
284
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,000
ARE YOU A CUNNING LINGUIST?
285
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,000
[laughter]
286
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,200
- THAT'S BAD.
- AM I BAD?
287
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,967
- NA--YOU ARE A LITTLE.
288
00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,500
- [laughs]
289
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,900
J.D. IS HOSTING
A BARBECUE THIS WEEKEND,
290
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:39,600
AND I WAS WONDERING IF, UM,
291
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,033
YOU WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPANY ME.
292
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,633
I'M THINKING
ABOUT GOING THERE AROUND--
293
00:10:42,633 --> 00:10:43,767
- YEAH.
294
00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:44,967
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
295
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,567
- WOULD YOU MIGHT LIKE
ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE?
296
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,500
- I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME.
297
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,834
REMEMBER?
298
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,300
- WELL,
THERE'S SPARE BEDROOMS HERE.
299
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,300
- MM-MM.
300
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,400
- UH-UH?
301
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,400
[laughs]
302
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,400
- COMING UP...
303
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,367
- SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO OPEN A RESTAURANT.
304
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,166
- I THINK THAT'S
A LITTLE OUT OF YOUR REALM.
305
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,734
- I LIKE THE IDEA
OF A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
306
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,867
- I DON'T LIKE HER.
307
00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:14,467
[upbeat jazzy music]
308
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:20,834
♪♪ ♪♪
309
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,667
- WHERE'S PAT?
PAT?
310
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,800
CAN I PUT SOME BOURBON IN IT?
- BOURBON IN WHAT?
311
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,734
- THE BLUEBERRY CRISP.
CAN I PUT BOURBON IN IT?
312
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,800
- YOU CAN'T--
- THAT'S SOUTHERN!
313
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,333
- YOU THINK JUST
'CAUSE WE'RE SOUTHERN
314
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,734
YOU CAN PUT BOURBON
IN EVERYTHING.
315
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,066
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS TOLD
WHEN I WAS A YANKEE GROWING UP.
316
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,567
WHY?
- WE DRINK IT WITH EVERYTHING.
317
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,667
WE DON'T PUT IT IN THERE.
318
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,967
- HEAVENS TO BETSY MILLER ROY.
319
00:11:50,233 --> 00:11:51,900
- MOM, DO YOU WANT
A MARTINI OR SOMETHING?
320
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,900
I WAS GONNA OPEN THE RED.
321
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,133
- NO, I'LL HAVE RED.
322
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,500
- IT IS.
323
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,867
HAVE TO DRINK IT SOMETIME.
324
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:09,333
HAVE SOME RED WINE?
- I WOULD LOVE SOME RED WINE.
325
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,633
- MM-KAY.
326
00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:14,800
SO, UH, SHEP AND I HAVE DECIDED
TO OPEN A RESTAURANT.
327
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,500
- HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT
IF YOU WANT IT TO BE
328
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,233
MORE OF A SIT-DOWN RESTAURANT
329
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:22,300
OR MORE OF A BAR RESTAURANT?
330
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,600
- TRUST ME, IT'S A GREAT MEXICAN
RESTAURANT.
331
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,166
- I THINK THAT'S A LITTLE
OUT OF YOUR REALM.
332
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,934
- WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO
A MEXICAN RESTAURANT,
333
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:34,166
I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHIP IN
334
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:38,200
GREEN AND RED HOT CHILIES
FROM MEXICO.
335
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,467
- THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
336
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,567
- I DO NOT LIKE BRANDI.
337
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,900
I DON'T LIKE HER.
338
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:46,233
I DON'T LIKE HER.
I DON'T LIKE HER.
339
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,066
- I LIKE THE IDEA
OF A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
340
00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:52,100
- IN CASE I DIDN'T
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR,
341
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,500
I DON'T LIKE HER.
342
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,400
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOVIE PROJECT?
343
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,734
I DON'T HEAR YOU
MENTIONING THAT.
344
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,834
- ONE CAN ALWAYS MULTITASK.
345
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,066
- YES.
- YEAH.
346
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:03,400
- NOT NAGGING.
347
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,767
FAR BE IT FROM ME
TO MAKE A SUGGESTION
348
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,667
THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T DEVOTING
ENOUGH TIME TO THAT.
349
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:11,500
- MOM THINKS I'M INCAPABLE
OF MULTITASKING.
350
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,700
I THINK I COULD DO BOTH.
351
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,667
- I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LOSE MOMENTUM.
352
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,667
- I'M NOT LOSING MOMENTUM.
353
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:17,800
AM I, SMOOCH?
354
00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:25,767
- YOU WANT TO GO IN HERE?
- YEAH.
355
00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:29,567
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY, GIRLS.
356
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:31,066
THESE ARE SWEET.
357
00:13:31,066 --> 00:13:34,133
- SHEP, WHAT ABOUT THESE?
358
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,700
- OH, YEAH, THOSE ARE COOL TOO.
359
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,133
- WELL,
YOU NEED TO TRY ON A COUPLE.
360
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,133
LET'S TRY ON A COUPLE.
361
00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:39,333
IS THIS YOUR SIZE?
362
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,934
- I MEAN, I MIGHT JUST BUY IT
SIGHT UNSEEN.
363
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,633
- YOU GUYS DON'T TRY IT ON?
I'LL BE THE JUDGE.
364
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,166
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT YOU.
365
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,367
TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
- NO.
366
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,166
- I WANT A FREE SHOW, YOU GUYS.
367
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,700
FASHION SHOW!
368
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,200
- OH,
WE TRYING TO IMPRESS TOMORROW?
369
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,900
- M.J.
- YEAH?
370
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,233
- I'M TEACHING HER
HOW TO SURF TOMORROW.
371
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,400
- M.J.?
- YEAH.
372
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,900
M.J. IS THIS REALLY HOT GIRL
I MET LAST WEEK.
373
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,467
SHE DEFINITELY
HASN'T STAYED OVER.
374
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:01,400
IT'S BEEN PRETTY PG THUS FAR,
375
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,900
AND I'M TRYING TO BEHAVE MYSELF
376
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,400
AND SAY AND DO
ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.
377
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,834
- DO YOU THINK M.J. LIKES NEONS
OR DARK COLORS?
378
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,166
- I DON'T KNOW.
379
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,200
FRANKLY, SHE HASN'T BEEN
RESPONDING TO SOME OF MY TEXTS.
380
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,233
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
381
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,834
- [laughing] OH.
382
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,433
- I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GAME
SHE'S PLAYING OR WHAT.
383
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:19,900
- DUDE, SHE'S GOOD.
384
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,567
WELL, IF SHE'S PLAYING A GAME,
THAT'S PRETTY HOT.
385
00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:23,800
- [sighs]
386
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,800
- YOU GET ANNOYED
WHEN THEY TEXT YOU A BUNCH,
387
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,967
AND THEN YOU GET ANNOYED
WHEN THEY DON'T TEXT YOU AT ALL.
388
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,467
YOU CAN'T WIN.
389
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,667
- I DON'T THINK SHEP IS GONNA
KNOW HOW TO HANDLE REJECTION
390
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:34,133
BECAUSE HE'S NOT USED TO IT.
391
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:36,100
IT MIGHT REALLY DRIVE HIM CRAZY.
392
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,433
I MEAN,
IT WOULD DRIVE ME NUTS TOO.
393
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,000
I'D PROBABLY
FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL.
394
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,834
WHOA,
CHILL OUT ON YOUR TEXT LINE.
395
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:41,967
YOU WANT TO KEEP HER ON EDGE.
396
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,567
- I SAID,
"LOOK, I DO GET UPSET.
397
00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:46,400
I JUST LIKE TO BE THUNK ABOUT."
- [chuckles]
398
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,066
- AND I SAID,
"IF THUNK IS A WORD."
399
00:14:48,066 --> 00:14:50,100
IS IT A WORD?
- NO.
400
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,200
RULE NUMBER ONE:
HIDE YOUR FEELINGS.
401
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,100
NEVER LET HER FIND OUT
THAT YOU LIKE HER.
402
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,567
YEAH, SO HERE'S
THE ONE WHERE IT ANSWERS.
403
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,400
THAT'S WHEN YOU HAVE
TO BACK OFF, WHICH SUCKS.
404
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,100
IT'S NOT FUN,
BUT YOU HAVE TO.
405
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,367
ONE-WORD ANSWER'S BAD, HUH?
406
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,567
- 'CAUSE--WELL, YEAH.
407
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:06,500
RULE NUMBER TWO IS
REPEAT STEP NUMBER ONE.
408
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,767
IT JUST MEANS THAT SHE KNOWS
SHE HAS YOU RIGHT NOW.
409
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,066
- YOU CAN TELL ALL THAT
FROM THAT?
410
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,200
JESUS.
411
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,033
YOU'RE LIKE A SVENGALI
OR SOMETHING.
412
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,633
I LIKE TO PLAY DUMB WITH CRAIG
413
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,066
AND SEE HOW HE THINKS HE'S,
LIKE, SHOWING ME THE ROPES.
414
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:19,467
IT'S ABSURD.
NO.
415
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,300
I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK
WAY MORE TIMES THAN CRAIG.
416
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,400
I THINK.
417
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,100
I KNOW, ACTUALLY, I HAVE.
418
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,567
- DO YOU WANT TO COMPARE IT
TO MY TEXT?
419
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,033
I MEAN, IT'S NOT--
- WAIT, WHO IS THAT?
420
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,500
- THAT'S KATHRYN.
SHE'LL BE AT HAPPY HOUR.
421
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,734
- KATHRYN?
ARE YOU INTO HER?
422
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:34,300
- I HAVE A KINDERGARTEN CRUSH
ON HER.
423
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,900
- OKAY. GOOD. GOOD.
424
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,900
- THERE'S SO MANY.
I CAN'T KEEP UP.
425
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,200
- WHAT?
- OOH.
426
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,500
- [laughing] HEY.
- I MEAN--
427
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,467
- [laughs]
428
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,500
[bell rings]
429
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:01,600
- OH, WOW.
430
00:16:04,033 --> 00:16:06,400
THIS WEEK, OH.
431
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,734
I TRIED TO SET UP
A SMALL LUNCHEON,
432
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,800
AND THEY SAID,
"WELL, WHO IS DOING THIS?"
433
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,100
AND I SAID,
"WELL, I'M DOING IT."
434
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,433
AND I WOULD--
"HOW MANY GUESTS?"
435
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,233
"MAYBE SIX GUESTS."
"OH, REALLY?
436
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,233
WHO WOULD YOU HAVE?"
437
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,734
AND I MENTIONED A FEW PEOPLE.
438
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:22,233
- THEY ASKED YOU, LIKE,
THEIR NAME?
439
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,633
- YEAH, AND I SAID--
- WOW.
440
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:28,600
- THOMAS RAVENEL,
AND THEY SAID,
441
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,633
"I AM SORRY.
442
00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:35,567
"WE WILL NOT LET YOU DO THIS,
PERIOD,
443
00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,633
BECAUSE OF THOMAS RAVENEL."
444
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,800
AND, I MEAN,
IT REALLY SHOCKED ME.
445
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,734
- YEAH, I MEAN,
SUCH A GREAT NICE GUY,
446
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,033
AND I THINK HE'S GOT A BAD RAP.
447
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,500
- BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME IS,
448
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,934
CHARLESTON IS THE HOLY CITY.
449
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,633
150-SOME CHURCHES,
450
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,967
AND YOU WOULD THINK THAT
THERE WOULD BE
451
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:56,333
MORE OF A CHRISTIAN ETHIC,
FORGIVENESS, REDEMPTION.
452
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,467
- YEAH.
453
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,700
- I THINK THAT PEOPLE
ARE HYPOCRITICAL.
454
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,400
HE HAS MORE THAN PAID FOR IT.
455
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,900
- HE'S JUST A LIGHTNING ROD
OF HATRED.
456
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,734
I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY.
457
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,433
HE'S THE GREATEST NICEST GUY
IN THE WORLD,
458
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,767
AND STILL PEOPLE IN CHARLESTON
HATE HIM FOR WHAT HE DID.
459
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,633
I THINK HE'S PAID HIS DUES
FOR SURE.
460
00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,667
- OH, JUST WHAT WE NEED.
- OH, MY GOD.
461
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,667
WOW.
- WHAT IS IT?
462
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,500
- IT'S, UM--GO AHEAD.
463
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,066
- BLUEBERRY SOMETHING.
464
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,400
- ANYWAY, DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO GET YOUR OWN PLACE?
465
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,266
- I DO ACTUALLY.
466
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:34,333
- [sighs]
467
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,667
- HAVE YOU EVER LIVED
WITH A WOMAN?
468
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,767
- I HAVE.
469
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:38,767
- YOU HAVE?
470
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,233
- LEAH, THE COSTA RICAN GIRL,
471
00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:44,133
THAT MOTHER KEPT REFERRING TO
AS THE PUERTO RICAN.
472
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,300
- NO, I JUST SAID THE [bleep].
473
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,667
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS.
474
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,433
[laughter]
475
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,600
NOW I WOULD EMBRACE HER.
476
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,600
I WOULD LIKE FOR HIM
TO GET MARRIED.
477
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,200
THAT WOULD BE OPTIMUM.
478
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,266
ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS
HAVE GRANDCHILDREN.
479
00:17:58,266 --> 00:18:00,166
WHAT I HAVE DONE
IN THE MEANTIME
480
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,700
IS ADOPTED A LOT OF PETS.
481
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,834
I MEAN, MY MOTHER WANTED TO KNOW
482
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,800
ARE THEY IN THE SOCIAL REGISTER,
483
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,567
AND I STARTED OUT THAT WAY.
484
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,834
BUT NOW I'D JUST BE HAPPY
IF IT'S A HOMO SAPIEN.
485
00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,934
- MASCULINITY JUST
STEPPED MY SCROTUM
486
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:21,600
AND EXTRACT THE NUBUALS.
487
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100
- I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH WINE.
488
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:24,300
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
489
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,300
- CLEARLY.
490
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,300
- I THINK I'LL JUST RESTRAIN,
491
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,200
AND I SHALL TAKE TO MY BED.
492
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,500
- ALL RIGHT, MOM.
GOOD NIGHT.
493
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:34,166
- GOOD NIGHT.
494
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,266
- WELL, THAT WAS A NICE DINNER.
495
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,467
- IT WAS VERY NICE.
496
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,533
I MEAN, I LOVE MOM.
497
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,900
BUT COME AND VISIT
AND STAYING HERE,
498
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,100
BIT OF A CHALLENGE.
499
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,333
- WHY?
500
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:46,900
- COMING BACK
AND STAYING AT MOM'S HOUSE
501
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:49,800
IS PRETTY PATHETIC.
502
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,166
I NEED A SERIOUS
BASE OF OPERATIONS
503
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,867
SO I CAN FOCUS
AND OPERATE OUT OF IT
504
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,967
AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
WAKING SOMEONE UP.
505
00:18:56,967 --> 00:18:58,066
- OKAY.
506
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,066
- COME TO CHARLESTON.
507
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,400
TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS.
508
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,367
DON'T WORRY ABOUT MOM
OR HER DISAPPROVING LOOKS.
509
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,667
- DO YOU GET A LOT OF THOSE?
510
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,033
- I CAN SEE IT IN HER EYES.
511
00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:10,467
- COMING UP...
512
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:11,867
- YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME
HOW TO SURF?
513
00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:12,867
- YEAH, LOVE TO.
514
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,500
- I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU.
515
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,567
- AND LATER...
516
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,000
- YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER
LAST NIGHT.
517
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,367
- SO WHAT?
518
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:33,033
- I'VE ONLY HAD A HANDFUL
OF GIRLFRIENDS IN MY LIFE.
519
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,967
I WOULD NEVER DATE SOMEBODY
THAT I WOULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY.
520
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,233
- WELL, HEY.
521
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:44,367
- HEY.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
522
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,500
- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
523
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,500
THIS IS KIND OF--
- THIS IS CUMBERSOME, YEAH.
524
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,367
LET ME PUT 'EM DOWN.
525
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,000
I'M SHEP.
526
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,333
- I'VE HEARD SO MANY
AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU.
527
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,500
- IS THAT TRUE?
- YEAH.
528
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,734
- SHEP, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
529
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,133
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU TOO.
530
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,000
- OH, HEY, EVERYONE!
- HI!
531
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,166
- THIS IS SHEP'S GAME.
532
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,500
HAVE ALL HIS FRIENDS
COME OUT TO THE BEACH,
533
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,800
ALL THESE PRETTY GIRLS,
534
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,000
MAKE HIM LOOK AS COOL
AS POSSIBLE IN FRONT OF M.J.
535
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,033
SHE'LL THINK, "WOW,
THIS GUY'S GOT COOL FRIENDS.
536
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:12,166
HE'S OBVIOUSLY
NOT A SERIAL KILLER."
537
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,166
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
538
00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:14,300
- IT'S WAX.
539
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,266
I THINK M.J.'S GIRLFRIEND
MATERIAL.
540
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:17,533
SHE'S A TEACHER.
541
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,333
SHE'S VERY PRETTY,
HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.
542
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,433
- SO YOU HAD A GOOD WEEK?
- NO.
543
00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,834
I'VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT YOU.
544
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,333
- WELL, WORRY NO MORE.
- YEAH?
545
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,600
- I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE.
546
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,200
- I'M NEEDY,
AND I NEED SOMEONE TO, LIKE,
547
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,000
LISTEN TO ME ALL THE TIME
548
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,300
AND GIVE ME BACK SCRATCHES.
549
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,934
[laughs]
550
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,700
LET'S DO IT.
551
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:40,700
[surf rock music]
552
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,767
♪♪ ♪♪
553
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,433
- LOOK AT THESE TWO.
554
00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,867
DO YOU THINK IT'S GONNA LAST?
555
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,533
- CAN ANYTHING LAST WITH SHEP?
556
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,967
- I'M PUTTING MY MONEY ON HIM.
557
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,900
- I'M PUTTING IT ON HER ALL DAY.
- OKAY.
558
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,066
- WHAT'S OUR BET?
- I SAY TWO WEEKS.
559
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:55,200
- THAT'S SUCH
A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME.
560
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,600
- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO 21 DAYS.
- THAT'S FAIR.
561
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,533
- 21 DAYS OF SUMMER.
- SHAKE ON IT?
562
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:00,600
- YEAH.
563
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,900
- WE'LL FIGURE OUT
THE WAGER LATER.
564
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:02,967
- YEAH.
565
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:04,500
IT'S JUST KIND OF FUNNY
TO WATCH, LIKE,
566
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,633
SHEP GO AFTER A GIRL
WHO IS ACTUALLY A CHALLENGE.
567
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,133
- FIRST LESSON
I GOT KIND OF EXCITED.
568
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:12,333
NEXT TIME
I'LL FOCUS MORE ON YOU.
569
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,533
- ALL RIGHT.
570
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,200
I'M TRYING
TO BE FUNNY AND WITTY.
571
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,133
AM I SUCCEEDING IN YOUR EYES?
572
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:29,033
I'M JUST WONDERING WHY MY CHARM
ISN'T WORKING ON M.J.
573
00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,633
I'M DOING EVERYTHING
THAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE,
574
00:21:30,633 --> 00:21:32,066
AND IT USUALLY WORKS.
575
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,500
- SO WHAT TIME'S DINNER?
576
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,467
- LIKE 7:30 OR 8:00.
577
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,200
- SO Y'ALL HAVE TO LEAVE?
- YEAH.
578
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,800
- I'LL STICK AROUND DOWNTOWN,
AND I'LL--
579
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,767
I'M GONNA BE WAITING FOR YOUR--
FOR YOUR GO-AHEAD.
580
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,166
- ALL RIGHT.
- PATIENTLY.
581
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,667
- VERY--OH, YEAH,
I'M SURE YOU WILL.
582
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,533
- HOW DO YOU THINK SHEP AND M.J.
ARE GETTING?
583
00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:52,700
- WELL, WE HAVE A BET.
- WE HAVE A BET.
584
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,467
- I GOT TO ROOT FOR MY BOY.
585
00:21:54,467 --> 00:21:58,200
I THINK SHEP MIGHT ACTUALLY BE
STRIKING OUT RIGHT NOW.
586
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,567
[cell phone ringing]
587
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,233
- YO, J.D.
588
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:19,033
- YOU CALLED ME IN THE MIDDLE
OF A WORKOUT HERE.
589
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:21,033
WHAT'D YOU DO?
590
00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:26,033
- ALL RIGHT.
591
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:30,767
- THAT WORKS.
592
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,467
WELL, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
BRINGING DANNI.
593
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:33,900
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
594
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:39,166
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
595
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,166
BYE-BYE.
596
00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,633
GOING INTO THIS DINNER
WITH DANNI,
597
00:22:43,633 --> 00:22:45,667
YEAH,
I WOULD LIKE TO SEAL THE DEAL.
598
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,900
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
599
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,767
I WOULD RATHER
THAT I NOT MAKE ANY FALSE MOVES
600
00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,266
OR RUSH THINGS.
601
00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:02,133
[spry fiddle music]
602
00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:06,700
♪♪ ♪♪
603
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,100
- YOU GONNA USE THE RINGS?
- UH-HUH.
604
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,166
- OKAY.
605
00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,300
- THEN WE'LL DO THE FORK
ON THE LEFT.
606
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,500
WELL, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHERE THE KIDS ARE SITTING NOW.
607
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,300
I LOVE ENTERTAINING,
608
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,700
SO WE TRY TO GET ALL OF OUR
FAMILY TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY,
609
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,867
AND WE ALWAYS LIKE TO INVITE
SOME OTHERS TO COME JOIN IN.
610
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,300
I'M GONNA BE HERE, CENTER.
- GOT IT.
611
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,166
- YOU'RE NEXT TO ME.
612
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:27,166
- THERE'S THOMAS.
613
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,200
- T. RAV.
614
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,333
T. RAV!
615
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:31,300
WHAT'S UP?
- HI.
616
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,300
- HOW YOU DOING?
617
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,333
- I STOPPED OFF
AT THE WINE SHOP.
618
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,500
- GOOD MAN. GOOD MAN.
619
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,033
- I THINK DANNI'S
BRINGING SOME WHITE.
620
00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:37,133
- AH.
- WELCOME.
621
00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:39,633
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
622
00:23:39,633 --> 00:23:41,500
- I SEE J.D.,
AND I SEE HIS LIFESTYLE
623
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,600
AND HIS FAMILY,
624
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,000
AND THERE'S A LOT THERE
TO ASPIRE TO.
625
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,066
HE'S GOT EVERYTHING
THAT I LOOK TO HAVE ONE DAY.
626
00:23:48,066 --> 00:23:49,767
- HELLO.
627
00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,533
- HEY.
- HEY, DANNI.
628
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:52,800
- [wolf-whistles]
629
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,400
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
630
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,600
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
631
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,800
- YOU KNOW THIS ONE.
- AND I'M THOMAS.
632
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,767
- I KNOW YOU.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
633
00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:01,033
- HEY, KIDS.
634
00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:03,033
YOU GOT ALL YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
635
00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:04,433
ARE THEY STARTING TO MULTIPLY,
BE FRUITFUL?
636
00:24:04,433 --> 00:24:05,900
- OH, YEAH.
637
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,200
I MEAN, NOW I'M ONE OF THE LAST
FEW FRIENDS GETTING MARRIED.
638
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,633
- UH-HUH.
639
00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,967
- AND I'LL BE THE LAST TO
OF ALL FRIENDS GETTING MARRIED.
640
00:24:11,967 --> 00:24:13,567
- MY FRIENDS' KIDS
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
641
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:15,200
NO WAY.
642
00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:19,633
ARE THESE IRISH TWINS HERE?
643
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:21,633
- THESE ARE IRISH TWINS.
THEY'RE 11 MONTHS APART.
644
00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:23,066
- THOMAS,
YOU'RE WELCOME TO HOLD HIM
645
00:24:23,066 --> 00:24:25,333
IF YOU WANT TO TRY OUT
A LITTLE BABY FOR A LITTLE BIT.
646
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,133
- HOW YOU DOING?
- NO, DON'T HOLD HIM LIKE THAT.
647
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,400
- OH.
648
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,300
ONE OF THE MAJOR POINTS FOR ME
OF GETTING MARRIED
649
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,967
IS TO HAVE KIDS.
650
00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:33,834
I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME.
I'M 50.
651
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:36,400
LET'S SEE HOW DANNI IS
WITH KIDS.
652
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,800
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
653
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,333
- YOU ABOUT READY
FOR ONE OF THOSE?
654
00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,333
- I'M READY.
655
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:41,667
FIND ME THE RIGHT WOMAN,
656
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,400
I'LL START IMPREGNATING HER
RIGHT NOW LITERALLY.
657
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,667
CAN I BORROW A ROOM?
658
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,533
- HE'S CRAZY.
659
00:24:54,033 --> 00:24:55,200
[chuckles]
660
00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,900
- ROUND EVERYBODY UP.
IT'S SHOWTIME, BABY.
661
00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:03,834
- THESE ARE GOOD.
- MM-HMM.
662
00:25:03,834 --> 00:25:05,900
- THE FOOD IS FANTASTIC, J.D.
663
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,266
IT'S A CLASSIC MEAL.
664
00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:12,834
- CAN I TRY YOURS?
- YEAH, I WANT YOUR OPINION.
665
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:15,233
IT'S MERITAGE.
- OH.
666
00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:16,834
- I THINK DANNI
WOULD BE A GREAT CATCH.
667
00:25:16,834 --> 00:25:18,600
SHE'S REALLY SWEET,
VERY WELL-SPOKEN,
668
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
VERY ELOQUENT.
669
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,367
BUT IT'S ALWAYS HARD TO SAY
670
00:25:21,367 --> 00:25:24,266
WHO'S GONNA BE POTENTIAL
FOR MRS. RAVENEL.
671
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:26,066
LET'S RAISE OUR GLASS
TO A LITTLE GOOD WINE
672
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,734
AND THIS WONDERFUL EVENING.
673
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,734
WE ALL LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
674
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,266
- SHEP!
675
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:36,900
LET'S TALK.
676
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,667
LET'S HAVE CONVERSATIONS.
677
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:40,767
- 'KAY.
678
00:25:40,767 --> 00:25:43,767
- I THINK THAT M.J.
IS A DIME PIECE.
679
00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,166
SHE'S, LIKE, AN 11.
680
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:47,300
- EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS TRUE.
681
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,300
I'M NOT SURE
IF SHE'S 100% INTO IT.
682
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,266
- WHY DO YOU NOT THINK
SHE'S INTO IT?
683
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:53,967
- JUST GETTING LITTLE SIGNS.
684
00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,133
- WHAT SIGNS?
685
00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,767
- LIKE LEAVING
OUR BEACH DATE EARLY
686
00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:58,900
I WOULD SAY
IS A PRETTY BIG SIGN.
687
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,467
- I THINK SHEP IS USED TO
688
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:02,734
GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION
FROM WOMEN,
689
00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,200
AND I THINK M.J.'S
A LITTLE DIFFERENT
690
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,633
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
FAWN ALL OVER HIM,
691
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,433
AND I REALLY RESPECT THAT.
692
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:09,967
- I NEED ATTENTION ALL THE TIME.
693
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,133
- NO, WELL--
694
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:13,066
- AND I NEED BACK RUBS,
AND I NEED--
695
00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:15,400
- JESUS CHRIST.
- LYING ON THE COUCH.
696
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,166
AND I NEED SOMEONE
TO HELP ME STAY IN AT NIGHT.
697
00:26:17,166 --> 00:26:18,166
- SHEP.
698
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:19,333
- I NEED.
699
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,567
- THE MEN IN CHARLESTON
ALL TOO OFTEN
700
00:26:21,567 --> 00:26:24,133
DON'T HAVE TO WORK
FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
701
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:26,000
I THINK M.J.
IS ONE OF THE FIRST GIRLS
702
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,600
THAT'S EVER KIND OF GIVEN SHEP
A RUN FOR HIS MONEY.
703
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,600
I THINK IT COULD DEFINITELY TAKE
HIS EGO DOWN A NOTCH OR TWO.
704
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,600
BUT, HEY, YOU'RE SWEATIN' HER,
AREN'T YOU?
705
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,734
SO IT'S WORKING.
706
00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,467
- I'M GONNA CONTINUE
IN GOOD FAITH,
707
00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:39,500
BUT I'M JUST GONNA--
I'M GONNA NEED SOME--
708
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,667
SOME ACTS OF GOOD FAITH.
709
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,700
- WHAT'S UP, GIRLS?
- HI.
710
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,233
- HEY.
- WHAT'S UP?
711
00:26:45,233 --> 00:26:48,266
- OH, KATHRYN'S HERE.
712
00:26:48,266 --> 00:26:52,066
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO SEE SHEP.
713
00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:53,166
SHEP.
- YEAH?
714
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,600
- ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME
HOW TO SURF?
715
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,900
- RIGHT NOW?
- PERHAPS.
716
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:57,767
- YEAH.
LOVE TO.
717
00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,166
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
718
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,734
- CRAIG HAS A CRUSH ON KATHRYN.
719
00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,266
- LET'S GO.
720
00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:05,500
- SO I WAS NOT EXPECTING
TO SEE SHEP
721
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,000
GET IN THE WATER WITH KATHRYN.
722
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,734
I WANT TO GRAB SHEP BY THE NECK
AND JUST SHAKE HIM.
723
00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:11,433
DO YOU THINK KATHRYN LIKES SHEP?
724
00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:13,266
- I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU.
725
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,533
- GUYS, LIKE, I HATE TO LEAVE,
BUT...
726
00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,066
- OH, DANNI.
727
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:29,166
- SORRY.
728
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:32,100
- I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR,
DANNI.
729
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,600
ALL RIGHT.
- BYE, GUYS. THANK YOU.
730
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,400
- YOU GUYS BE SAFE.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, T.
731
00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:38,867
- YOU OKAY TO DRIVE?
- OF COURSE.
732
00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:40,667
- UH-HUH.
- I DON'T PLAY THAT GAME.
733
00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:42,667
- YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL DRINKER.
- [laughing] NO.
734
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:44,700
- A GOD.
- I'M JUST CAREFUL.
735
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:46,200
WELL,
THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
736
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,033
IT WAS GOOD.
IT WAS GOOD.
737
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,600
- MM.
738
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:52,600
COME HERE.
739
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,166
- [laughs]
740
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,100
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YEAH.
741
00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,834
I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT.
- [laughing] OH, GOD.
742
00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,233
Y'ALL HAVE FUN.
743
00:28:02,233 --> 00:28:03,900
[laughs]
744
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,066
- OKAY.
- OKAY.
745
00:28:05,066 --> 00:28:06,667
- BYE-BYE.
- BYE.
746
00:28:11,734 --> 00:28:14,700
I BLEW IT.
747
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:24,300
- OH, YEAH.
748
00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:26,333
- ALL RIGHT.
SINGLE MALT.
749
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:28,100
- 41-YEAR.
750
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:30,600
CHEERS.
751
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,967
- MMM.
752
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:33,500
- HOW'D IT GO?
753
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,834
- WELL,
SHE'S WALKING TO THE CAR--
754
00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:36,467
I KIND OF--I JUST
KIND OF GRABBED HER.
755
00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,700
YOU KNOW, I THINK I MAYBE
STARTLED HER FROM BEHIND.
756
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,266
- OH, GAVE HER
A LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL MOVE.
757
00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:42,734
SHE HADN'T HAD THAT ONE
IN A WHILE.
758
00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:44,400
- AND I KIND OF
JUST KIND OF GRABBED HER CHIN
759
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,200
AND, LIKE, GAVE HER THE KISS,
760
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,734
AND SHE KIND OF TURNED
AND WAS LIKE,
761
00:28:47,734 --> 00:28:49,000
"WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
762
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,266
I SAID, "I THOUGHT
WE WERE FEELING A MOMENT THERE,"
763
00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:55,266
AND EVIDENTLY
SHE WASN'T FEELING IT.
764
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:59,300
- DATING FOR THOMAS NOW IS
PRETTY DIFFICULT WITH THE PAST.
765
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,734
I MEAN,
HE CERTAINLY CAN'T HIDE IT.
766
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,934
I DON'T KNOW--I DON'T KNOW
IF HE WOULD GOOGLE WELL.
767
00:29:02,934 --> 00:29:04,066
[laughs]
768
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,333
IT SOUNDS TO ME
769
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,867
YOU GUYS WENT OUT,
YOU HAD A GOOD TIME--
770
00:29:06,867 --> 00:29:08,266
- MM-HMM.
771
00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:11,233
- CAUGHT OFF GUARD ON THE, "A,"
TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
772
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,433
- YEAH.
773
00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:14,300
- I THINK MAYBE
YOU GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY.
774
00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:16,667
- I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD AN
OPPORTUNITY TO KICK THE TIRES.
775
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:17,867
YOU KNOW,
BEFORE YOU BUY A CAR,
776
00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,166
YOU GET TO KICK THE TIRES,
RIGHT?
777
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,166
- [laughs]
778
00:29:20,166 --> 00:29:22,734
- TAKE 'EM FOR A SPIN.
779
00:29:22,734 --> 00:29:23,834
- COMING UP...
780
00:29:23,834 --> 00:29:25,667
- SHEP, LIKE,
STARTED CREEPIN' ON HER.
781
00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:28,400
LIKE, MAKING OUT ON THE BENCHES
AND, LIKE, ROLLING AROUND.
782
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,266
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GLOCK HIM
IN THE FACE?
783
00:29:30,266 --> 00:29:31,266
BAM!
784
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:37,734
- WELL, WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF WORKING FOR YOURSELF.
785
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,300
- I'M EXCITED.
786
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:41,166
BEFORE I DECIDED
TO SWITCH CAREERS,
787
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,400
I MANAGED A COSMETIC DEPARTMENT.
788
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,200
I'M LITERALLY GOING
FROM SELLING LIPSTICK
789
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,533
TO SELLING $1-MILLION HOMES
HOPEFULLY.
790
00:29:48,533 --> 00:29:50,166
I THINK OUR FIRST GOAL
791
00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:51,967
SHOULD BE TO SELL WHITNEY
A HOUSE.
792
00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:54,367
- CAN YOU BUY SOMETHING
ON YOUR MOM'S CREDIT?
793
00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:55,734
- I DON'T KNOW.
PERHAPS.
794
00:29:55,734 --> 00:29:56,934
- SHE COULD BUY IT FOR HIM.
795
00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:58,066
- [laughs]
796
00:29:58,066 --> 00:29:59,867
- MAYBE WE CAN
SELL SHEP A HOUSE TOO.
797
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:03,300
- OR MAYBE SHEP AND WHITNEY
CAN MOVE IN TOGETHER.
798
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,400
- OH, YEAH, AND THEN CRAIG
CAN LIVE IN THE GUEST HOUSE.
799
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,533
[laughter]
800
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:19,166
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
- YEAH.
801
00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:21,266
- I LIKE THEM SUNGLASSES
I GAVE YOU.
802
00:30:21,266 --> 00:30:23,233
- THANK YOU, MAN.
803
00:30:23,233 --> 00:30:25,100
- SO HOW'S THE MARKET
DOING TODAY?
804
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,633
- IT WAS UP 180 POINTS
LAST I SAW.
805
00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:31,400
- WHEN I WAS A CHILD,
I ABSOLUTELY IDOLIZED MY FATHER.
806
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,166
I THINK IN MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE
I'VE EMULATED HIM.
807
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,300
I'VE ACHIEVED
A GOOD DEAL OF SUCCESS
808
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,967
PROFESSIONALLY, FINANCIALLY.
809
00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:40,667
BUT, YOU KNOW, I CERTAINLY
TOOK A DIFFERENT PATH
810
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:41,967
IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.
811
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:44,934
- ALL RIGHTY.
- ALL RIGHT.
812
00:30:44,934 --> 00:30:46,400
- I'M GONNA GET THE OYSTERS
AND THE FLOUNDER.
813
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,100
- I THINK I'M GETTING
THE SAME THING.
814
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,800
THAT AND SOME TEA.
815
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,500
- ARE YOU A SWEET TEA MAN
OR HOT WATER?
816
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,200
- I GO HALF AND HALF.
- HALF AND HALF?
817
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,300
- YOU GO SWEET.
- I'M THE SWEET TEA.
818
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:57,834
THAT'S SOUTHERN.
- UH-HUH.
819
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,066
I THINK WE'RE READY.
820
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,567
- GOOD.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
821
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,467
- WE WANT THE, UH,
SEAFOOD PLATTER.
822
00:31:02,467 --> 00:31:04,934
- I'LL HAVE THE SAME.
- EXACTLY.
823
00:31:04,934 --> 00:31:07,200
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH YOUR TEA.
824
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,567
- SO TELL US WHAT--WHAT'S
GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE, BUBBA?
825
00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:13,066
- I'VE BEEN, UM,
THINKING ABOUT
826
00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:15,600
REENTERING THE POLITICAL ARENA.
827
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,433
- THAT'D BE GREAT, THOMAS.
828
00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:18,967
- WHEN I DRIVE OVER
THE RAVENEL BRIDGE,
829
00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,333
I FEEL A SENSE OF PRIDE
830
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:23,200
THAT MY FATHER WAS INSTRUMENTAL
IN PROVIDING THE FUNDING.
831
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,133
AND AS A RESULT,
I WAS INSPIRED EARLY ON
832
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,133
TO SERVE IN GOVERNMENT.
833
00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:30,734
THAT'S GONNA BE
A BIG TARGET ON MY BACK, THOUGH.
834
00:31:30,734 --> 00:31:33,533
- YOU KNOW, THOMAS,
YOU BROKE THE LAW.
835
00:31:33,533 --> 00:31:35,000
YOU SERVED YOUR TIME.
836
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,600
ALL THAT'S BEHIND YOU.
- YEAH.
837
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:41,100
- AND, UH, HOPEFULLY
YOU'RE GONNA FIND A WIFE.
838
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,600
- YEAH. YEAH.
AND MULTIPLY.
839
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,767
- AND MULTIPLY.
840
00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,700
- HAVE SOME MALE RAVENELS,
841
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,700
CARRY ON THE LINE.
842
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,266
- THAT'S GREAT.
843
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,700
- I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A BABY,
OBVIOUSLY,
844
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,834
AND AT THIS POINT,
I'M JUST LIKE, "OKAY," YOU KNOW.
845
00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:56,300
- AS YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD BE OUR LAST HOPE.
846
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,233
- YEAH, AND, UM,
847
00:31:58,233 --> 00:31:59,867
THAT WOULD HELP ME POLITICALLY,
848
00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:00,900
TO PICK A WIFE.
849
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,467
- YEAH.
- EXCUSE ME.
850
00:32:02,467 --> 00:32:04,066
- ALL RIGHTY.
- THERE YOU GO.
851
00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:06,400
- WHOA, MAN.
- THERE'S YOURS.
852
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,834
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
853
00:32:08,834 --> 00:32:11,300
- AND ANY WOMEN THERE
THAT LOOK LIKE,
854
00:32:11,300 --> 00:32:12,967
YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN THERE?
855
00:32:12,967 --> 00:32:16,367
- WELL, I WAS PURSUING A WOMAN,
THIS GIRL NAMED DANNI, AND--
856
00:32:16,367 --> 00:32:18,934
- DON'T CALL A WOMAN THAT.
CALL THEM LADIES.
857
00:32:18,934 --> 00:32:21,033
- YEAH.
- WE DON'T KNOW ANY WOMEN.
858
00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:22,633
WE ONLY KNOW LADIES.
859
00:32:22,633 --> 00:32:24,367
- WELL,
I WAS DATING THIS YOUNG LADY.
860
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,900
I TOOK HER TO THIS BARBECUE
OVER AT J.D.'S HOUSE,
861
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,066
MY FRIEND J.D.
862
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:29,934
I'M WALKING HER TO THE CAR,
RIGHT?
863
00:32:29,934 --> 00:32:31,467
- YEAH.
864
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,533
- AND I DECIDED TO, YOU KNOW,
GIVE HER A KISS GOOD-BYE.
865
00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:34,900
- YEAH.
866
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,233
- AND I KIND OF REACHED
OVER HERE
867
00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:38,233
AND PULLED HER CHIN BACK AND,
LIKE, GAVE HER A KISS,
868
00:32:38,233 --> 00:32:40,133
AND SHE KIND OF SPINS AROUND
AND SAYS,
869
00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:41,834
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING,"
YOU KNOW?
870
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,500
- [groans]
871
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,233
- I'M NOT USED
TO GETTING REJECTED.
872
00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:48,066
- LET ME TELL YOU
HOW TO OVERCOME THAT.
873
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:49,066
- HOW'S THAT?
874
00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:50,066
- GET HER PREGNANT.
875
00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:52,333
- [laughs]
876
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,867
- THAT'LL DO IT, THOMAS.
877
00:32:54,867 --> 00:32:56,433
[laughter]
878
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:57,700
- OH, MAN.
879
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,934
I WOULD LIKE THE CHILD
TO GET A BREAK, YOU KNOW?
880
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:02,800
- AND IF SHE HAS A BOY CHILD...
- YEAH?
881
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,000
- I'LL GIVE THE BOY $10,000.
882
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,667
- OH, THAT'S PRETTY GENEROUS.
883
00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,400
- [laughs]
884
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,400
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
885
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,567
- OH, THANK YOU.
886
00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:13,500
YOU GOT, LIKE,
5 BUCKS TO LEAVE HER A TIP?
887
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,734
- I LIKE TO GET RID OF THOSE,
888
00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:16,133
'CAUSE THERE'S OLD LINCOLN.
889
00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:17,867
- YOU DON'T LIKE LINCOLN?
890
00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:20,767
[laughs]
891
00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,500
- OH, LORD.
892
00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:38,266
- OH, HI.
- HI.
893
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:39,867
LADIES AND GENTS.
- HOW ARE YOU?
894
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:42,166
- GIRLS IN CHARLESTON
ARE BEAUTIFUL.
895
00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:44,266
LOT OF BLONDES, SPORTY,
896
00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:46,967
TAN, SOUTHERN,
WHOLESOME, GOOD GIRLS.
897
00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,633
- WHAT IS THAT?
898
00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:49,900
- LOOK AT THOSE.
899
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,967
THEY LIKE TO DRINK.
900
00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:53,066
TO OLD FRIENDS
AND NEW BEGINNINGS.
901
00:33:53,066 --> 00:33:55,767
- YEAH.
- [laughs]
902
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,834
- THIS DINNER IS, LIKE,
FIVE GIRLS TO ONE GUY.
903
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,133
TYPICAL CHARLESTON.
904
00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:02,033
AND WHITNEY
IS ABSOLUTELY LOVING IT.
905
00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:04,166
- OKAY, WE'VE GOT CALAMARI.
906
00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:05,233
- I'M SO EXCITED.
907
00:34:05,233 --> 00:34:07,266
- I'M STARVING.
908
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:09,700
SO TELL ME, HOW--
ARE YOU STILL MODELING HERE?
909
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:10,934
THAT'S GOOD.
910
00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:12,567
MAYBE YOU AND I,
WE CAN DO A MODEL APARTMENT
911
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:13,567
HERE IN CHARLESTON.
912
00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,033
[laughter]
913
00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:17,367
- I FEEL LIKE WHITNEY'S
REALLY PERVY...
914
00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:18,367
[laughs]
915
00:34:18,367 --> 00:34:20,133
WHEN HE HITS ON WOMEN.
916
00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:22,300
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WHITNEY'S TYPE IS?
917
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,467
- MODELS.
918
00:34:23,467 --> 00:34:24,633
- MODELS!
919
00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:25,633
- MINE'S YOUNGER.
920
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:26,800
[laughter]
921
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,200
I'VE BEEN VERY SELECTIVE,
922
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,233
AND I'LL WAIT FOR THE PERFECT
GIRL WHO COMES AROUND.
923
00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:32,500
- I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEBODY,
WHITNEY, THAT YOU REALLY LOVE,
924
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,300
AND YOU GET MARRIED, AND YOU
GIVE YOUR MAMA A GRANDBABY.
925
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:35,967
- ARE YOU READY TO HAVE KIDS?
926
00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:37,767
I KNOW YOUR MOM'S LIKE,
"I WANT A GRANDCHILD."
927
00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:39,800
- HE'S JUST GONNA
HAND IT OFF TO HER ANYWAYS.
928
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,133
- NO, I WOULD LOVE AND CULTIVATE
THIS EMBRYO.
929
00:34:44,133 --> 00:34:45,800
- ALL SOUTHERN MEN
ARE MAMA'S BOYS.
930
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:49,033
WHITNEY JUST WANTS TO MAKE HIS
MOM HAPPY AT THE END OF THE DAY.
931
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:51,333
- ARE YOU SEEING ANYBODY?
932
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,233
- SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE.
933
00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,467
- SO I REALLY WANT
TO FIND YOU A BABY.
934
00:34:55,467 --> 00:34:57,300
WE'RE THINKING MICHAELA.
935
00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,433
- MICHAELA.
- MICHAELA WORKS AT REPUBLIC.
936
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:01,633
- YOU WANT TO GO SCOPE HER?
937
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,100
- REPUBLIC IT IS.
938
00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:17,166
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND LOVE
IN A NIGHTCLUB.
939
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,200
- I AGREE.
- I LEARNED AT A VERY YOUNG AGE.
940
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,333
- BRO!
941
00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:22,600
- WHAT'S UP, BRO?
942
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,834
- HOW'S IT GOING?
943
00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:25,200
WHAT THE [bleep]
IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
944
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,333
- HI!
- HI!
945
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:28,333
- WHAT A SURPRISE
RUNNING INTO YOU HERE.
946
00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,200
SHEP GOES OUT
ACTUALLY ONE NIGHT A WEEK.
947
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,567
GOES OUT WEDNESDAY,
COMES BACK SUNDAY.
948
00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,467
- I WANT SOME GODDAMN DRINKS.
949
00:35:39,533 --> 00:35:41,967
all: CHEERS!
950
00:35:41,967 --> 00:35:43,166
- NO WAY. I'M DONE.
951
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,500
LET'S GET THE [bleep]
OUT OF HERE.
952
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,834
WE'RE GOING.
- ALL RIGHT.
953
00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:46,834
ALL RIGHT.
954
00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:48,300
LOVE YOU.
955
00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:50,900
- SO LOOK.
I NEED SHEP FULL COGNIZANCE.
956
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:51,900
- YES.
957
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,967
- DON'T GO IN THERE AND DRINK
958
00:35:52,967 --> 00:35:54,433
AND BE UP TILL 4:00
IN THE MORNING.
959
00:35:54,433 --> 00:35:55,533
- ALL RIGHT, I WON'T.
960
00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:56,934
I'LL SEE YOU, WHAT,
2:00 TOMORROW?
961
00:35:56,934 --> 00:35:58,667
- CAN YOU MAKE THAT?
- I THINK I CAN.
962
00:35:58,667 --> 00:35:59,900
- OKAY, GUYS.
- SEE YOU LATER.
963
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,667
- SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT EASY.
964
00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:03,500
- SHEP IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS.
965
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,433
I ALWAYS SAID IF HE WOULD STOP
PUTTING SO MUCH TIME
966
00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:09,166
INTO GOING TO THESE [bleep]
NIGHTCLUBS AND CHASING GIRLS...
967
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,567
- SHOTS! SHOTS!
968
00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:11,967
- AND HE PUT THAT TIME
INTO WORK,
969
00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:14,333
UH, HE'D BE A TRILLIONAIRE.
970
00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:18,266
- HI, KATHRYN.
971
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,834
- YEAH.
972
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,667
- HEY, BUDDY.
- WHAT'S UP?
973
00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:25,633
- HOW'S IT GOING?
- STARVING.
974
00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:26,967
- YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH?
- YEAH.
975
00:37:26,967 --> 00:37:28,834
- LET'S GO.
- LET'S DO IT.
976
00:37:28,834 --> 00:37:30,734
FROGMORE STEW.
977
00:37:30,734 --> 00:37:34,667
- THE FRIED SHRIMP.
978
00:37:34,667 --> 00:37:36,033
- GOT A 1/4 POUND
OF FRIED CHICKEN.
979
00:37:36,033 --> 00:37:37,700
- NICE.
- THAT'S MINE.
980
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:40,000
- YOU'RE DEFINITELY COMING OUT
WITH US TONIGHT, BY THE WAY.
981
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,400
- NO, I'M DEFINITELY NOT.
982
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,133
I MIGHT DO
SOME REAL ESTATE STUDYING,
983
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,433
'CAUSE I'M GOING BROKE.
984
00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:46,767
HONESTLY, GETTING MY REAL ESTATE
CAREER OFF THE GROUND
985
00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,967
IS DEFINITELY MORE OF A PRIORITY
986
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,800
THAN GOING OUT
AND HAVING DRINKS EVERY NIGHT.
987
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,767
SO WHAT DID Y'ALL
END UP DOING LAST NIGHT?
988
00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:57,133
- I'VE--
SORRY, I'M PISSED OFF.
989
00:37:57,133 --> 00:37:58,200
- TELL ME.
990
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,266
- YOU KNOW HOW
WHEN I WAS HANGING OUT
991
00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:02,000
WITH THAT NEW GIRL A TINY BIT?
992
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,533
- THAT KATHRYN GIRL.
- YEAH.
993
00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:04,800
I TALKED TO SOMEONE TODAY,
AND THEY WERE LIKE,
994
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,467
"SHEP STARTED CREEPIN' ON HER,"
995
00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,266
AND THEN SHE JUST STARTED
HOOKING UP WITH HIM,
996
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:10,100
LIKE, IN REPUBLIC,
AND I WAS LIKE...
997
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:11,633
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
HOOKING UP WITH THEM?
998
00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:13,100
- LIKE, MAKING OUT
ON THE BENCHES AND,
999
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,100
LIKE, ROLLING AROUND.
1000
00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:15,500
- EW.
1001
00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,934
- YOU KNOW, ARM AROUND HER,
LIKE, TRYING TO, LIKE, KISS HER.
1002
00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:18,934
- WAS HE OF SOBER MIND,
OR WAS HE WASTED?
1003
00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:19,967
- HE WAS HAMMERED.
1004
00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,066
BUT STILL, I WOULDN'T DO THAT
1005
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,400
TO MY, LIKE, FRIEND'S GIRLS.
1006
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,967
I WOULD JUST FIND
A DIFFERENT GIRL.
1007
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:26,433
SHEP JUST BROKE BRO CODE 101.
1008
00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:30,200
YOU DON'T HOOK UP WITH A GIRL
THAT YOUR FRIEND LIKES.
1009
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,734
I DON'T KNOW,
ONCE YOU CROSS THAT LINE,
1010
00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:33,166
I'M KIND OF LIKE,
"ALL RIGHT, DUDE."
1011
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,100
- SHEP IS A TOTAL JERK.
1012
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,367
A LONG-TIME FRIEND
SHOULD COME BEFORE
1013
00:38:37,367 --> 00:38:38,867
A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH A GIRL.
1014
00:38:38,867 --> 00:38:40,400
I'M JUST SHOCKED
THAT HE WOULD DO THAT.
1015
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,166
I THOUGHT HE REALLY LIKE M.J.
- YEAH, BUT--
1016
00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:44,934
- POOR GIRL
PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.
1017
00:38:44,934 --> 00:38:46,934
- I THINK HE JUST NEEDED, LIKE,
AN EGO BOOST.
1018
00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:48,633
- ARE YOU GONNA
SAY ANYTHING TO SHEP?
1019
00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,967
- I'M GOING TO TACO BOY
WITH SHEP TONIGHT.
1020
00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:52,200
I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
1021
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,500
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GLOCK HIM IN THE FACE?
1022
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,934
- JUST SUCKER PUNCH HIM?
- BAM!
1023
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,600
"THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO!"
1024
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,033
- I MEAN,
DO YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD?
1025
00:38:59,033 --> 00:39:00,333
- I THINK IT'S DISRESPECTFUL.
1026
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:01,333
- YEAH.
1027
00:39:01,333 --> 00:39:03,233
IT'S A BIG DEAL WHAT SHEP DID.
1028
00:39:03,233 --> 00:39:04,533
I DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT
FOR HIM.
1029
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:05,633
I DON'T RESPECT WHAT HE DOES.
1030
00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:07,033
I DON'T LIKE
HOW HE TREATS PEOPLE.
1031
00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:09,600
I THOUGHT HE WAS A LITTLE COOLER
THAN THAT, BUT NOW I KNOW.
1032
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,333
COMING UP...
1033
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:13,333
- DUDE, I'M SORRY.
1034
00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:14,600
SORRY I'M NOT SORRY?
1035
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,433
- ALL RIGHT, I MEAN,
ARE WE GONNA PLAY THAT GAME?
1036
00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:17,834
DUMB [bleep].
1037
00:39:17,834 --> 00:39:20,000
THIS IS WHY HE HAS HIS OWN
BREED OF DOGS NAMED AFTER HIM.
1038
00:39:35,867 --> 00:39:36,867
- NO, HE DOESN'T KNOW YET.
1039
00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:38,767
KATHRYN'S AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER.
1040
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,900
I DON'T EVEN THINK
SHE KNEW I LIKED HER.
1041
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,000
IT WAS NOT HER FAULT.
1042
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,700
WHERE IS SHEP?
SHOULD I CALL SHEP?
1043
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,100
- YEAH, CALL HIM.
- DO IT.
1044
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,600
- I'M JUST REALLY
PISSED OFF AT SHEP.
1045
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,300
YOU KNOW,
I TOLD SHEP I LIKED HER.
1046
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,233
HE'S PUTTING OUR FRIENDSHIP
IN JEOPARDY.
1047
00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:53,033
- SHE'S FUNNY.
1048
00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:55,033
- WHAT'S FUNNY?
HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
1049
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:56,266
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
1050
00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:57,600
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1051
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,133
- I HAD KIND OF
A ROUGH NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
1052
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,867
- I DID TOO, BUT...
1053
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,200
- THANKS.
THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK.
1054
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,934
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
1055
00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:07,233
- YOU REMEMBER HOW I GOT IN?
1056
00:40:07,233 --> 00:40:08,767
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
1057
00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:11,233
YOU WERE ACTING RIDICULOUS
AT REPUBLIC.
1058
00:40:19,467 --> 00:40:23,133
I'VE BEEN THROUGH MY STAGE
OF JUST BEING A WOMANIZING GUY.
1059
00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:24,734
- SO WHAT STAGE ARE YOU IN NOW?
1060
00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:25,800
- BEING SELECTIVE.
1061
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,967
- TILL ABOUT 11:00.
1062
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,367
- BEHAVE YOURSELF, SON.
1063
00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:32,066
- LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT.
1064
00:40:32,066 --> 00:40:34,133
- IT'S BETWEEN SHEP AND I.
YOU GUYS AREN'T INVOLVED.
1065
00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,500
- I DON'T KNOW WHY GUYS THINK
1066
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,500
THEY HAVE OTHER STANDARDS
THAN GIRLS.
1067
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,734
- STOP--STAY OUT OF THIS.
1068
00:40:39,734 --> 00:40:41,900
- DON'T BE DIFFICULT, PLEASE.
1069
00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,600
THIS IS JUST CRAZY.
1070
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,533
I JUST GOT TO GET UP.
1071
00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:51,400
- I THINK KATHRYN'S
ANNOYED WITH CRAIG
1072
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,166
BECAUSE NOTHING
HAD HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM.
1073
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,533
HE DOESN'T REALLY
HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.
1074
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:57,633
YOU'RE SAYING
I'M STEPPING ALL OVER YOUR GAME?
1075
00:40:57,633 --> 00:41:00,266
- YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER
LAST NIGHT.
1076
00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:03,200
- SO WHAT?
1077
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,033
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TELL M.J. THAT.
1078
00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:07,900
- DUDE, HONESTLY,
DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
1079
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:10,767
- I LIKE NOT HOOKING UP
WITH MY FRIEND'S GIRL.
1080
00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,033
- I JUST THINK IT'S STUPID
FOR ANY GUY
1081
00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:14,266
TO LAY CLAIM TO A GIRL.
1082
00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,500
IT'S ALMOST CHAUVINISTIC.
1083
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,967
EITHER MAKE A MOVE
OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.
1084
00:41:18,967 --> 00:41:20,734
THAT'S WHAT MY CODE IS.
1085
00:41:20,734 --> 00:41:23,500
IF YOU WERE AT THE CLUB,
AND M.J. WANTED TO KISS YOU,
1086
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,433
I'D BE LIKE, "WELL,
SHE MADE HER [bleep] CHOICE."
1087
00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:26,500
- BUT I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
1088
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,500
- DUDE, I'M SORRY.
1089
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,934
SORRY I'M NOT SORRY?
1090
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,967
- ALL RIGHT, I MEAN,
ARE WE GONNA PLAY THAT GAME?
1091
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,633
DUMB [bleep].
1092
00:41:35,633 --> 00:41:38,033
- WE'RE ALL HUMAN BEINGS HERE.
WE HAVE URGES.
1093
00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,033
- SHUT UP.
1094
00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:42,467
THIS IS WHY HE HAS HIS OWN
BREED OF DOGS NAMED AFTER HIM.
1095
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:45,467
- [bleep] OFF.
1096
00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:46,967
- DUDE,
SAY I LIKED A GIRL IN A WEEK,
1097
00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:48,734
AND I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED HER,
1098
00:41:48,734 --> 00:41:51,433
I NEED TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT
JUST GONNA HOOK UP WITH HER.
1099
00:41:51,433 --> 00:41:53,300
- YEAH,
I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, MAN.
1100
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:54,667
- I KNOW SOBER SHEP WOULDN'T.
1101
00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:57,667
- I HAVE TWO GUYS
THAT LIVE INSIDE OF ME.
1102
00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:00,200
ONE THINKS THAT SLEEPING WITH
1103
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,033
WHOEVER YOU MIGHT
BE ATTRACTED TO
1104
00:42:02,033 --> 00:42:05,233
IS SHALLOW AND POINTLESS,
1105
00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:08,400
AND THE OTHER GUY
WANTS TO, LIKE,
1106
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,700
HAVE SEX WITH EVERYBODY
THAT WALKS PAST.
1107
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,266
I WAS, LIKE,
A TESTOSTERONE NIGHTMARE.
1108
00:42:13,266 --> 00:42:15,033
WHAT AM I, LIKE, A BAD GUY NOW?
1109
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,200
- IF THAT'S HOW IT IS,
1110
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,900
THEN WE HAVE
A VERY FUN SUMMER AHEAD OF US.
1111
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:20,333
- THERE'S NO WAY SHEP'S GONNA
1112
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:21,834
RESPECT THE BRO CODE
GOING FORWARD.
1113
00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:23,967
PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE.
PEOPLE ARE HOW THEY ARE.
1114
00:42:23,967 --> 00:42:26,133
SHEP MESSED UP.
1115
00:42:27,467 --> 00:42:29,834
- NEXT TIME ON SOUTHERN CHARM...
1116
00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:31,166
- HOW DO YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE?
1117
00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:32,800
- WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT.
1118
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,200
HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE?
1119
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,000
- WORKING.
1120
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,400
- THOMAS TRIED TO KISS ME
AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.
1121
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,867
- BRING IT UP AND BE LIKE,
"I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND."
1122
00:42:40,867 --> 00:42:42,100
- AWKWARD.
1123
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:43,867
- IT'LL BE EASY,
LIKE RIPPING A BAND-AID OFF.
1124
00:42:43,867 --> 00:42:45,200
- YEAH.
- SHH.
1125
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,033
- DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
- NO, I'M CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED.
1126
00:42:47,033 --> 00:42:49,367
- SO ARE YOU TOUGH?
- WELL...
1127
00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,934
- YOU JUST LOOK
A LITTLE FRAGILE.
1128
00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:53,867
- LOOK AT THIS OVER HERE.
1129
00:42:53,867 --> 00:42:55,567
KATHRYN, ARE YOU EVADING ME?
1130
00:42:55,567 --> 00:42:57,633
- YOU'RE A JERK.
1131
00:42:57,633 --> 00:42:59,367
- CLEARLY A LITTLE ANGRY
WITH ME.
1132
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:01,200
IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE?
1133
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,066
- YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
80322
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