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Hello? Cousin monty,
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how nice to hear from you.
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Here's Zelda.
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Hi, monty.
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Yes, we'll be home for
Christmas Eve. Why?
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[ No audio]
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You're kidding. I was sure
you'd have other plans.
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Of course you're always welcome.
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We'll spend the
holidays together.
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It's no trouble.
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We'll see you
tomorrow at 7:00, then.
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Ugh! You invited cousin monty?
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How could you?
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He's family.
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He shouldn't be alone
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for the holidays.
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But he's so annoying.
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Well, you should
have said something.
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Smile when you
say that, pardner.
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[ Humming]
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Hot mulled cider.
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Want some?
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Let me "mull" it over.
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Every Christmas that
gets a little less funny.
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I'll take more egg nog
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and this time don't skimp
on the Christmas cheer.
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No liquor for you, Salem.
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Your little kitty
liver can't handle it.
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Give me a break.
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You know I always get
depressed this time of year.
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Why?
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Well, for one thing
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I'm a cat.
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Come on, just try and
have a little Christmas spirit.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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♪ Feh.
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Now, that's enough.
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You don't have to enjoy
the Christmas season
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but you will not ruin
it for the rest of us.
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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of Holly ♪
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Stupid cat!
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Salem, were you
in my closet again?
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Yeah. So?
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You ruined my favorite
Christmas sweater.
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Yeah. So?
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It meant a lot to me.
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Then you shouldn't have
hidden your diary under it.
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You were reading my diary again?
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Yes. It's duller
than dishwater...
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I told you a thousand
times, stay out of my stuff!
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Stop it, you two!
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It's Christmas Eve
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and I don't want
any more arguing.
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Salem, you owe Sabrina
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an apology.
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Now!
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I'm thinking of how to word it.
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Try "I'm sorry."
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Somehow that just
doesn't feel right.
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Forget it.
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I don't have time for this.
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I've got to meet
Harvey at the slicery.
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But now I've got to
change, thanks to you.
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Since you thanked me
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can I ask a favor?
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Excuse me, cat?
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You want a favor?
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Yeah, can I tag
along to the slicery?
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I've got a touch of cabin fever,
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and I'd really like...
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Are you insane?
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I wouldn't bring
you to the slicery
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if you were the last
person/cat on earth.
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Man, what's her problem?
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You are so self-centered
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even for a cat.
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How about we leave you alone
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to think about what you've done?
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And when Sabrina
comes back downstairs
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I suggest you apologize.
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Say you're sorry.
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Hmm. "I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry."
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I'm sorry I didn't
think of this sooner.
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Oh... Harvey's gift.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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That's okay.
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It's good for me to
read sports illustrated.
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Now I'll have something to talk
about it with my dad during church.
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Anyway, here... this is for you.
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Thanks, Harvey. It
was so sweet of you...
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Open it... please.
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I'm kind of nervous.
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About what?
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About whether you'll
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like it or not.
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I love it! It's beautiful.
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A silver necklace.
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Technically, it's a choker.
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I just learned that.
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Help me put it on?
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I hope it's the right size.
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My sister helped
me to pick it out
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and she's got a
neck like a linebacker.
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Your dad must be really proud.
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It looks pretty.
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Oh, hey, I've got
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something for you.
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Salem..?
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How did he get to this?
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My cat ruins everything.
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Hey, no big deal. I was
going to rip it open anyway.
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Here.
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Wow! A scarf!
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It's great!
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I made it myself.
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You knit?
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I made it myself.
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It fits.
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Hey, look...
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We both got each
other neck stuff.
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Number 17, your pizza's ready.
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That's us.
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I ordered "the Christmas pizza."
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With red and green peppers?
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Yep.
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So. This is the slicery.
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Man, what a dump.
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Hey, look... parsley.
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I think it's mistletoe.
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Mistletoe?
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Yeah, go ahead. Give her
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a Christmas kiss.
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I bet she'd like that.
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Wouldn't you?
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Okay.
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Is that what I think it is?
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What was that?
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Salem? I can't believe this.
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Who let a cat in?
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Sabrina, isn't that yours?
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He must have
crawled into my bag.
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This cat belongs to you?
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We don't allow animals in here.
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You let a mouse in.
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Uh, there's no mouse.
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I saw no mouse!
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Now, get that dirty
cat out of here.
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No, not through the front door.
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Cats are a health hazard.
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Take him through the kitchen.
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And don'tcome back!
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Who'd want to?
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"Dirty cat"?
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I was the cleanest
thing in the whole place.
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You are in so much trouble.
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I have never been so mad at you
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in my entire life.
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What's the big deal?
There was a mouse.
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I chased it. End of story.
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Not end if story. You got
me kicked out of the slicery.
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It's one place I
had a little privacy.
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Don't talk to me about privacy.
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I'm the one who
has to relieve himself
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in a box in the
middle of the kitchen.
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Do know how hard it is to
get that faraway stare going?
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Oh, like anyone's watching.
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Sabrina, are you back there?
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Harvey's coming. Now, be quiet.
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Oh, meow.
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I mean it.
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I got the pizza to go.
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Are you okay?
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No. I'm getting
attitude from my cat.
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Sometimes I wish I
could just [ Groaning] him!
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Come on. Cut him some slack.
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After all, his brain's
only the size of a walnut.
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[ Meowing]
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That's an excellent
point, Harvey.
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Sometimes I forget
he's just a stupidcat...
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A stupid, stupid, stupid cat.
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I feel better.
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Good. Come on.
I'll walk you home.
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Okay. Just give me a sec.
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No.salem, get in the bag.
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Get in the bag!
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Get lost, bi-ped.
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I don't need you to get home.
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Fine. Stay in the
trash for all I care.
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Let's go.
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You know, that's cute...
Talking to your cat.
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Yeah, if only I could
get him to listen...
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No, no...
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You can't make me.
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We agreed.
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You promised you would do
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the cooking this year.
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You're a much
better cook than I am.
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I have prepared Christmas
dinner for the last 280 years.
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It's your turn.
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But I... Hilda...
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You're not getting out of it.
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I hate cooking.
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Hello? Is anybody home?
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Monty!
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Monty...
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Glad tidings to all.
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I come bearing figgy pudding.
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And you're familiar
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with my familiar.
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Merry Christmas, newt.
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Newt: I forgot my fruitcake.
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You didn't mention you
were bringing an extra mouth.
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Hilda, how much can
one little newt eat?
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Besides, any friend of monty's
is welcomed in this house.
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Well, I'm delighted to
hear you say that, zelly
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because I have
something to declare.
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Come forth, my lovely.
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Ladies, meet Lulu.
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Happy holidays.
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Oh, it's awful cramped in there.
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Do you mind
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if I stretch?
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Isn't she a pip?
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Oh, she's "pippy," all right.
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Of course, she doesn't
have a nickel to her name.
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I wish I could have married
money, like Cole Porter
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but, lord help me,
I'm attracted to this.
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Hey.
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Man, I'm glad I
didn't invite Harvey in.
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Sabrina, you're just in
time to meet our guests.
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This is monty...
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Charmed.
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And Lulu.
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Hello.
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I can roll my tongue.
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Oh, and this is
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Salem's oldest and
dearest friend, newt.
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Oldest and dearest
friend, my tail.
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You know it's Salem's fault
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that I'm a salamander
in the first place.
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Newt was into Salem's
scheme for world domination.
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Wayinto it.
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Yeah, he promised me Denmark.
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So where's the dear
boy... Out canning around?
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Last I saw, he's in a
dumpster behind the slicery.
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He said he'd find
his own way home.
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You left him outside?
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You know he's a house pet.
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He'll be fine.
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Salem's the only cat in
town that can call a cab.
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♪ ...said barnacle
bill the sailor. ♪
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[ Chuckling]
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That's all the sea
chanteys I know.
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They must be plenty
worried about me now.
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Time to head home.
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Kitty, kitty, are
you all right?!
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You don't look hurt
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but I'd better take you
home to make sure.
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Zelda, you've really
outdone yourself.
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Delicious hot mulled cider.
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[ Giggling]: It tickles!
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[ Thumping]
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Did you hear something?
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I hope it's Salem.
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Tell him I'm still mad.
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Salem?
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No, it's just a bunch of
kids throwing snowballs.
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Watch out for the ice.
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Kids: Ow!
271
00:09:29,724 --> 00:09:31,551
Newt: Where is Salem, anyway?
272
00:09:31,586 --> 00:09:33,344
Probably out having
the time of his life.
273
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,034
I can hear your heart, kitty.
274
00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,758
You're going to live!
275
00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:41,931
Rex, wash up.
276
00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:44,379
It's time for... dinner.
277
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,206
What's that?
278
00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,448
A kitty.
279
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:48,586
I see that, but
where'd he come from?
280
00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:50,655
He followed me
home. Can I keep him?
281
00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:53,482
Oh... you know how
your mom is about pets
282
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:56,586
and we still don't know
where the snake is.
283
00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,172
I won't lose the kitty.
284
00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:58,758
Well...
285
00:09:58,793 --> 00:09:59,862
Please? It would be
286
00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:02,379
the best Christmas present ever.
287
00:10:02,413 --> 00:10:03,379
Keep him in your room.
288
00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:05,172
I'll talk to your mom
about it tomorrow.
289
00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:06,655
Right now she
has her family over.
290
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,758
It's not a good time.
291
00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:11,137
Come on. Let's
get ready for dinner.
292
00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:12,724
Guess what I named him.
293
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:13,275
What?
294
00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:14,413
Stinky.
295
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,448
Okay.
296
00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,068
I got some names
for you, too, kid.
297
00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,068
Ooh!
298
00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:22,448
Phone...
299
00:10:24,068 --> 00:10:25,620
Isn't he marvelous?
300
00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,896
I just can't keep
my feet off of him.
301
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,344
You seem really in love.
302
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,965
Well, she's just
so darn flexible.
303
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,068
I still think we should
have waited for Salem.
304
00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:37,034
It's not like him
to miss a meal.
305
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:40,068
I hope he's okay.
It's getting cold out.
306
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,482
He has a fur coat.
307
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,137
Can we change the subject?
308
00:10:42,172 --> 00:10:44,724
Let's, uh... talk about...
309
00:10:44,758 --> 00:10:46,517
Monty!
310
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,448
I want to know
everything about you.
311
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,344
I was born in a lighthouse...
312
00:10:50,379 --> 00:10:51,344
[ Phone rings]
313
00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:53,172
I'll get it.
314
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:54,034
A lighthouse?
315
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,517
In Nebraska?
316
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,206
It explains the hat.
317
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,379
Hello?
318
00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:02,172
Oh, hi, Salem. Need a ride?
319
00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:05,206
Help me! I've been kidnapped
and I'm wearing a nightgown!
320
00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:06,344
What? Where are you?
321
00:11:06,379 --> 00:11:07,517
Some kid's room.
322
00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:09,379
He knocked me out
behind the slicery.
323
00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:11,586
I came to... just in
time... To see his house.
324
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:14,034
It has a white door
and a Christmas wreath.
325
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,379
Is this a joke?
326
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,103
Hello? Who is this?
327
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:18,551
Sabrina. Do you have my cat?
328
00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:22,965
Sorry, Sabrina, he's mycat now.
329
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,068
Wait! Don't hang up!
330
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,689
The phone's not for stinky.
331
00:11:25,724 --> 00:11:27,241
Now, I have to go eat dinner
332
00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:30,620
but later on I'm going to
give you a nice, long bath
333
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:35,448
so you'll be all
clean for Santa.
334
00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:39,344
What have I done?!
335
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:44,965
Salem's been kidnapped.
336
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,344
Kidnapped? by who?
337
00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:48,137
A little boy with a lisp.
338
00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:49,931
What does he want?
I'll pay whatever it is.
339
00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,482
He doesn't want
money. He wants Salem.
340
00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:53,586
But remember, I offered.
341
00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,931
Look, we have to get him back.
342
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,172
Can we use magic to find him?
343
00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:58,931
You can't file a missing
witch's report for 24 hours.
344
00:11:58,965 --> 00:12:00,586
We can't wait a whole day.
345
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,206
Calm down. We can look
for Salem the mortal way...
346
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:04,551
What do we know?
347
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,803
He's trapped in a house with a
white door and a Christmas wreath.
348
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,172
Which in July would've helped us
349
00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:10,206
but right now we
need more information.
350
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:12,275
He's also wearing a nightgown.
351
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,172
Interesting but irrelevant.
352
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,000
We should return to
the scene of the crime.
353
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:18,965
The alley behind
the slicery. Let's go.
354
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,827
We'll go with you.
355
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:21,275
I'm stuck!
356
00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,413
Uh, plan b...
357
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:24,034
We'll hold down the fort.
358
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:29,862
♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen
359
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,827
♪ let nothing you dismay
360
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:34,551
I'm so alone.
361
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,000
[ Sobbing]
362
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:43,758
Hello?
363
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,103
They're all closed
up for the holidays.
364
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,793
Where's hilda?
365
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,931
No Salem, but I
found a lot of crust.
366
00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:53,724
What's with people?
367
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:54,862
It's my favorite part.
368
00:12:54,896 --> 00:12:56,241
We've got trash and more trash.
369
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,206
We have nothing.
370
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,931
He's our only eyewitness,
and he's no help.
371
00:12:59,965 --> 00:13:02,724
Well, we haven't asked.
372
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,379
Hey, what's going on?
373
00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,413
Coolio.
374
00:13:08,448 --> 00:13:09,103
Cool.
375
00:13:09,137 --> 00:13:10,758
We need some information.
376
00:13:10,793 --> 00:13:13,068
Oh, as you can see,
that's right up my alley.
377
00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,413
We were wondering
if you'd seen our cat.
378
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:16,827
Hanging out in this alley
379
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:17,827
I see a lot of cats.
380
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,551
So you got to be more specific.
381
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:20,586
Well, he's a black cat
382
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,413
about this tall
383
00:13:22,448 --> 00:13:24,068
and he talks.
384
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,448
Oh, the talking cat.
385
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,517
I remember him.
386
00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:29,551
He was singing sea chanteys.
387
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,379
Then he got hit by a bike.
388
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,206
He got hit? Was he hurt?
389
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,689
No, but the kid took
him home just to be sure.
390
00:13:35,724 --> 00:13:36,793
Which way did they go?
391
00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:39,655
Um, down that
way and to the left.
392
00:13:39,689 --> 00:13:40,137
Did you see
393
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,068
anything else?
394
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:43,896
Yeah. The kid's wheels
had a vanity plate.
395
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,862
Um, his name was Rex.
396
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:47,931
Uh, that's Latin for king.
397
00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:50,724
Um, anyway, I got
to get back to work.
398
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:53,655
So, um, are you guys
coming to the concert?
399
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,320
It says it's sold out.
Can you get me tickets?
400
00:13:55,344 --> 00:13:57,620
Sorry, I'm just an alley poster.
401
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,379
Try a billboard.
402
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,827
Merry Christmas.
403
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,827
Thank you, Mr. Coolio.
404
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,068
Word to your mother.
405
00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:06,103
Right.
406
00:14:10,137 --> 00:14:11,379
Okay, we're on his tail.
407
00:14:11,413 --> 00:14:12,482
Now we know who, when, how
408
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:13,655
and sort of where.
409
00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,103
Let's start knocking on doors.
410
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:21,344
[ "Jingle bell rock" playing]
411
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:29,379
♪
412
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:51,724
Salem?
413
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,965
I need a plan.
414
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,586
What would MacGyver do?
415
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:09,379
You know, if he were a cat.
416
00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:11,896
It's a crazy idea,
but it just might...
417
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:13,586
No, that won't work.
418
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,793
But that might.
419
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:20,241
Bye, grandma, see you next year!
420
00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:21,965
Stinky?
421
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,793
Where are you, stinky?
422
00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:27,517
Yes!
423
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,103
Oh, no! Stinky's gone!
424
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:39,103
Oh, yay, stinky's back.
425
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,620
I told you to keep
him in your room.
426
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,275
I'm sorry, daddy.
427
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,827
It'll never happen again.
428
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,827
I'll make sure of that.
429
00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:49,448
[ Doorbell chimes]
430
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,724
I'll get it! I'll get it!
431
00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:57,241
What do you want?
432
00:15:57,275 --> 00:15:59,517
I'm sorry to disturb you,
but I was looking for my cat
433
00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:00,907
and I was wondering
if you'd seen it.
434
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,448
A cat?
435
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,827
No, my mom won't
let me have a pet.
436
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:06,517
Okay. Thanks, anyway.
437
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,655
Merry Christmas.
438
00:16:09,689 --> 00:16:10,931
You have a lisp.
439
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:11,758
So?
440
00:16:11,793 --> 00:16:12,586
What's your name?
441
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,482
None of your business.
442
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:15,206
Rex, who's at the door?
443
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:18,000
Rex? You have my cat.
Give me back my cat!
444
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,172
What's going on here?
445
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:20,275
Your son has my cat.
446
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:21,931
No, I'm afraid you
must be mistaken.
447
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,379
My little Rex
doesn't have a cat.
448
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,241
See! look, I know he's lying.
449
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:29,413
Salem! Salem? Sabrina?
450
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:30,586
Can I just check his room?
451
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,758
That's enough. Don't
make me call my husband.
452
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,068
Go away!
453
00:16:34,103 --> 00:16:35,586
And merry Christmas.
454
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,000
It's all my fault.
455
00:16:40,034 --> 00:16:41,448
I never should've
left him alone.
456
00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:42,965
He'll be okay.
457
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,310
Even before he was a cat
458
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,034
Salem always landed on his feet.
459
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,275
If it weren't for
me, he'd be home.
460
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,689
I could kick myself.
461
00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,137
I cankick myself.
462
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,103
Can we focus?
463
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,793
We have five witches and a newt.
464
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,079
We should be able
to do something.
465
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:57,965
I've got it.
466
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,448
We all hide inside a
giant wooden horse.
467
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,896
Mmm. That worked
so well the last time.
468
00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:05,413
What if I used my magic to pop
into the house and grab Salem?
469
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:06,758
Too risky.
470
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,010
If the little boy sees you, you're
caught. How will you explain?
471
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:12,068
I wouldn't... I'd just
knock himas I could.
472
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,482
Oh, good plan.
473
00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,413
Bad plan.
474
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,551
Well, maybe I just
got a better one.
475
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:24,896
Who's that?
476
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,379
Santa.
477
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,965
Is that you?
478
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,931
Ho, ho, ho.
479
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,965
The other kids
said you didn't exist
480
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,068
but I knew you did... I knew it.
481
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,517
Yeah, yeah... listen,
Rex, we need to talk.
482
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:37,724
Did you bring me presents?
483
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:38,758
Yeah, I did.
484
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:39,793
Ho, ho, ho.
485
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,689
I, uh... I brought you a, uh...
486
00:17:42,724 --> 00:17:44,103
Spatula.
487
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:44,896
And...
488
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,896
This, uh, Neil
diamond boxed set.
489
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:48,862
Neil diamond?
490
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:51,034
Didn't you get my fax?
491
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,448
You'll get more
presents tomorrow.
492
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,482
Right now though, I
need to talk to your cat.
493
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,689
Why do you want stinky for?
494
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:57,448
Well, see, you
got the wrong cat.
495
00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:59,758
Actually he belongs to
this sweet little blonde girl
496
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,034
who misses him very much.
497
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,448
Tough luck.
498
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,310
Well, if that's how
you feel about it
499
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:08,896
then let me just give, uh,
stinky his Christmas present.
500
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:11,862
It's in the bag.
501
00:18:11,896 --> 00:18:13,310
In the bag.
502
00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:14,689
Hint, hint, hint.
503
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,275
Yay, lots of houses to hit.
504
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,724
See you next year.
505
00:18:18,758 --> 00:18:20,931
But, Santa, you have my cat.
506
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:21,689
Got to go.
507
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,448
You can't steal my cat.
508
00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:24,413
Watch me.
509
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:29,000
Santa's stealing my cat!
510
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:31,172
Rex, what's going on?
511
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:33,758
Santa stole my cat.
512
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:37,137
Oh, honey, no, no, you
must've been dreaming.
513
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,620
You don't have a cat.
514
00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,344
No, I saw him. It was real.
515
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,793
He gave me this spatula.
516
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:54,448
We're ho, ho, home.
517
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:57,379
Oh, Salem, merry
Christmas. You're back.
518
00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:58,655
Safe and sound.
519
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,206
Salem: It isa wonderful life.
520
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:00,655
And you know
521
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:01,620
what I realized?
522
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:02,724
There are worse places
523
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:03,827
to be during the holidays
524
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:05,551
than with your family.
525
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:07,448
Hear, hear. Hear, hear.
526
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,517
Hooray.
527
00:19:09,551 --> 00:19:12,034
♪ Don we now our gay apparel
528
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,724
♪ fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
529
00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:17,448
♪ toll the ancient
yuletide Carol ♪
530
00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:21,206
♪ fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
531
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:22,281
Well, it's after midnight.
532
00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,620
Let's exchange gifts.
533
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,103
Salem: Psst.
534
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:27,517
I got you something,
but it's upstairs.
535
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,172
So where's my present?
536
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:34,068
It's more of a promise
than a present.
537
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:34,827
No present?
538
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,862
Wait. You'll like it.
539
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:38,586
I promise to appreciate you
540
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:40,344
and respect your privacy.
541
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,379
From now on?
542
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,448
No. For like a week.
543
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,655
That's it?
544
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:47,793
Okay, ten days, but
that's my final offer.
545
00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:48,827
Deal.
546
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,103
For you.
547
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:53,448
A ring.
548
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:55,448
Oh, it's beautiful.
549
00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,103
Marry me.
550
00:19:59,137 --> 00:19:59,862
I don't care
551
00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:02,103
if you're poor and
have no spine.
552
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:03,103
Marry me.
553
00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:06,137
Monty, I would
love to be your wife.
554
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,275
And here.
555
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:08,862
This is for you.
556
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:12,000
Oh. Oh, you shouldn't have.
557
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,689
Oh, dear, this is a
solid gold cigarette case.
558
00:20:14,724 --> 00:20:16,586
But you're a circus act.
559
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:17,965
How could you afford this?
560
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,448
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
561
00:20:19,482 --> 00:20:21,275
My dad's loaded.
562
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:22,275
Oh.
563
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,862
Oh, dear girl.
564
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,034
This isthe best Christmas ever.
565
00:20:26,068 --> 00:20:28,344
I'd like to propose a toast.
566
00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:30,586
To family...
567
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,000
And to friends.
568
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:36,482
All: Merry Christmas.
569
00:20:36,517 --> 00:20:39,275
And to all a good newt.
570
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,034
I think Salem's really
happy to be home.
571
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,655
Yeah, he's been having
a great time all morning.
572
00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:48,068
Next year I don't think
I'll bother to buy him a gift.
573
00:20:48,103 --> 00:20:49,551
This is good.
574
00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:51,034
This is so good.
575
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:54,000
Oh, the wrapping...
Greens and reds.
576
00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,137
Ohhh...
577
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,034
This is the best Christmas ever.
578
00:20:57,068 --> 00:20:58,655
It is great to be home!
579
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,344
Ohh, yes, yes, yes!
580
00:21:01,379 --> 00:21:03,758
I think he likes my paper best.
581
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:08,137
[ Imitating motor]
582
00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:09,793
Honey, don't you want to ride
583
00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,137
your new motocross bike?
584
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,137
No.
585
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:13,793
Well, you haven't played
586
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:14,517
with your new basketball.
587
00:21:14,551 --> 00:21:15,665
How about a little one on one.
588
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:16,310
No!
589
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:17,413
How about your new train?
590
00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,034
No!
591
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:18,862
Your dump truck?
592
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:19,620
No!
593
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:20,448
Volcano?
594
00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:21,275
No!
595
00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:23,482
Rex, give daddy the spatula.
596
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,758
No. Santa gave it to me.
597
00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:28,034
It's the best
Christmas present ever.
598
00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,310
He loves it so much.
599
00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,206
Where'd he get it?
600
00:21:31,241 --> 00:21:32,551
Well, I guess the same place
601
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:34,827
he got that Neil diamond cd.
602
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:35,862
Hey, dad, will you put on
603
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,517
"sweet Caroline" again?
604
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,034
No! no!
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