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Subs created by: David Coleman.
Resync by Metal Warrior.
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Hey, hello, yo, everyone, hey, yo!
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- What's up?
- Shh!
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Before anyone says anything...
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I did not see the finale of
American Voice last night.
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- Oh, well...
- Shush!
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I recorded it. It's on my DVR. And I'm
watching it as soon as I get home tonight.
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- Okay but...
- D'ah!
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I've watched every episode this
season for the past four months!
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So please, no one tell
me who won last night.
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Please?
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Sebastian won.
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Ah dang it!
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I'm sorry. Seriously, I
just couldn't help myself.
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Oh, here I am!
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How's everyone doing today?!
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Anyone wanna talk about what I'm wearing?
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It's a...
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Pajelehoocho!
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A jelly-joo-ish-who-what?
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Pajelehoocho!
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They're pajamas! They're jeans!
They're leggings!
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It's a hoodie! It's a poncho!
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The Pajelehoocho!
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I think I've seen the
Pajelehoocho advertised on TV.
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Yeah, I got the commercial right here.
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Oh!
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- Cool.
- Let's see.
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Do your clothes make you
feel uncomfortable?
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Have you ever thought to yourself...
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"Man, I wish I could wear
something comfortable,
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that'll make me feel normal and popular"?
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That'll never happen.
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- Shut up!
- What the!
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It's the Pajelehoocho!
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They're pajamas! They're jeans!
They're leggings!
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It's a hoodie! It's a poncho!
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It's the... Pajelehoocho!
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Hey! Is that a Pajelehoocho?!
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It sure is.
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The Pajelehoocho!
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And, when I went online
to Pajelehoocho dot com,
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they said I could have free
shipping if I bought a...
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"A gross".
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- Cat.
- That's one hundred and forty-four.
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You bought a hundred and
forty-four Pajelehoochos?
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Free shipping!
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Here I am once again
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Feeling lost but now and then
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I breathe it in to let it go
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And you don't know where you are now
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And what it will come to if
only somebody could hear
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When you figure out how
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You're lost in the moment
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You disappear
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You don't have to be afraid
to put your dream in action
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You'll never gonna fade
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You'll be the main attraction
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Not a fantasy
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Just remember me
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When it turns out right
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Because you know that if you
live in your imagination
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Tomorrow you'll be
everybody's fascination
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In my victory
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Just remember me
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When I make it shine
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See, the idea is, we all prepare a scene...
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Then we board a city bus...
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And as we ride along, we perform
the scene for the bus passengers!
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Heh?
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Huh?
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You want us to do a play for
people who ride the bus?
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In Los Angeles?
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Sure! You'll see those bus
passengers will thank us.
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Yeah, by stabbing us with rusty scissors.
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Wait. Isn't he a famous clown?
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I don't wanna do a play on a bus.
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That's not Andre.
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So, none of you want to
do live bus theater?
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Not at all.
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All right. Ah! Then how about this...
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We all do the Broadway musical "Annie"...
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Under water.
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I don't wanna do a play under water.
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My skin will prune up.
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None of us wanna do a play under water.
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Or on a nasty bus.
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I see. All right. No bus play.
No under water musical.
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Why don't we all just lie on the floor
and stick our faces in the carpet?
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Thusly.
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Hmm mm mm hmm mm mm mmm
mm mm mmm-mmm mmm hmm!
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What'd he say?
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I think he said, "Robbie's mother
sprays his underpants with bug spray".
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Rex!
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My mom... she's just worried
that I've got roaches.
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I think Sikowitz is sad.
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I'm not sad.
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Just disappointed in you children.
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Why?
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Because you're all a bunch
of Negative Nancys.
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Whiny Willies. Depressing Darnells.
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Ah.
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Oh! I know an old man named Parnell.
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His wife says things to him like...
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"Hey Parnell"...
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"You wanna eat some
pancakes on a rocket ship?"
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Nobody ever knows what
you're talking about.
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You have man breath.
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What are you bugging about?
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I'll tell you about what I'm "buggin"!
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When you kids started this class, you
were all bright-tailed and bushy-eyed!
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Hungry to learn about being performers!
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Now ya don't wanna do nothing!
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I might as well just quit.
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I should just walk out that
door, never to return.
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Your favorite teacher...
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Exiting forever.
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Okay okay, don't quit. Just...
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What do you want us to do?
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Be more open-minded!
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You've all gotten so good at saying no.
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I dare you to spend the rest of this day...
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Saying yes!
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- To everything?
- That's right.
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I'm in. Jade, will you
kiss me on the mouth?
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Eh eh eh!
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You don't have to say yes to
kissing, or anything dangerous or...
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Illegal.
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But everything else...
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Just say yes.
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Will you?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I like it.
- Yes. Mazel tov.
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Hey! I have a hundred and
forty-three extra Pajelehoochos.
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Who wants their very own
super-cozy and fashionable...
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Wait! Wait! Robbie!
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Will you wear a Pajelehoocho?
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Cat, I...
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Yes.
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That'll be nineteen ninety-five.
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Free shipping!
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Hey guys.
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Yeah, I'm on that new show, Divertisimo.
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Big hit in Mexico.
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- Whatever.
- 'Kay later.
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Oh Tori!
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Oh my gosh! I wish people
would quit bugging me,
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just because I'm one of
the stars of Divertisimo.
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Why would people here bug you about a
TV show that's not even on in America?
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You mean Divertisimo?
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Stop saying it!
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- Jealous?
- No.
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Because I could totally
understand you being jealous.
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Ya know, since it's a high-quality
television show with top-notch acting.
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Well, when are you gonna get me a
copy of the show, so I can watch it?
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Ugh. Geez Tori, get your own life.
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- Hey, Andre...
- Oh!
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Hey Posey.
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Can I ask you something?
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Aw.
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See, I need help writing a song for
my creative song-writing class...
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Well, good luck!
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You are freakishly strong.
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That's because I drink
lots of tomato juice.
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Do you like tomato juice?
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I don't think anyone does.
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Going somewhere?
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Yeah... yeah... I just
had a bran muffin, so...
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Posey!
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Were you about to ask
Andre to do something?
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Will you help me write a song?
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Please?
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I...
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Yes.
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Yes, I will.
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Egg... cellent.
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I reserved the music room for six
o'clock tonight. See ya there.
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Yes.
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Ooh! You want me to bring
you some tomato juice?
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Yes.
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Did she brag about it to you, too?
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You mean Divertisimo?
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Yes, she mentioned it.
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So what are you doing tonight?
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I am going to trick my girlfriend.
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- Trick her?
- Well, sorta.
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You know how she has to
say "yes" to everything?
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I'm not sure I need to hear this.
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No, no listen...
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You know how I love drag racing?
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No.
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Well, I do, and Jade has always refused to
go to a race with me. She says it's stupid.
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I'm voting with Jade on this one.
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Don't care. There's a big race
tonight, and Jade is gonna go.
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Oh, because of Sikowitz.
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Yeah! She has to say yes.
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Yeah, very clever...
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Hey Tori!
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Remember when you asked me to
come over to your house tonight,
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to help you make homemade pizza?
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Uh, no, not really...
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You asked me to do that.
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Don't you remember? I want
you to remember that.
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Will you please remember that?
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Yes. I remember that.
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Great, I'll be over your house at seven.
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- Wait, I was gonna ask you...
- I already have plans.
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Now I have to go to the
drag race by myself.
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Drag race?
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Yeah.
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Well, that just turned my light green.
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What?
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How many tickets ya got?
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- Two, but I...
- Can I go with you?
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Sure. We'll go to the drag race together.
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Oh yeah!
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Gentlemen, start your Sinjins!
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Are those Pajelehoochos?!
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Yeah!
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Yes.
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Hey!
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This seems like a lot of pizza dough.
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Are you sure you read me the recipe right?
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Yeah. I said four cups of flour.
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You said four pounds of flour!
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Oh, I meant four cups.
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Aw, great!
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Will you get up off your butt and
help me make this stupid pizza?
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Ooh! I think that's for me.
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Who's here?
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Pizza. Comes to sixteen-fifty.
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Why would you order a pizza
when we're making pizza?
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Because I knew you'd fail.
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Can I have twenty dollars to pay this guy?
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- No, you cannot have twen...
- Wait I'm sorry, did you just say "no"?
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I...
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Because I think if Sikowitz
were here, he might say...
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"Ooh, someone sounds
like a Negative Nancy".
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So, one more time... can
I have twenty dollars?
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Give it to me.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you girls are pretty.
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Maybe...
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Hi, girls! Sorry, but I can't stay.
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Good.
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Yeah, I gotta head to the studio where
I film my hit TV show that I'm on.
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- It's called...
- Divertisimo.
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We know.
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Yeah. It's a huge, huge hit.
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High-quality television
and top-notch acting.
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And I'm on it.
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Well, did you get me a copy of
an episode yet, so I can see it?
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- Ow.
- What?
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Oh, my shoulder hurts. Is there
like a bruise or something?
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Ewe!
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Uh! You have a huge pimple!
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Or a small volcano.
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I have a pimple?!
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Uh, possibly the most disgusting
pimple I've ever seen.
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Well, it hurts! Somebody do something!
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Jade...
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00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,900
Will you please pop
Trina's shoulder pimple?
263
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,970
- No, absolutely n...
- A'buh buh buh buh!
264
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:14,270
Is someone being a "Negative Nancy?"
265
00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,740
Or a Whiny Willie?"
266
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:21,110
- You cannot make me pop her sh...
- We made a deal with Sikowitz.
267
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:24,680
Should I tell our whole class
that you couldn't handle it?
268
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,320
Will someone please just pop my pimple?!
269
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,760
Will you, Jade?
270
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,620
Yes.
271
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,300
Ah!
272
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,360
That's good stuff.
273
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,640
Later.
274
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:48,440
What's wrong?
275
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:51,740
Some goo got in my eye.
276
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:58,180
So, you ready to hear the
song I've been working on?
277
00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,790
All... all right.
278
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:05,710
Okay. But first, a quick
swig of tomato juice.
279
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,360
You want a sip?
280
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,080
No, I...
281
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,940
Yes.
282
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,110
See, it's better warm, isn't it?
283
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:21,780
Mm?
284
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,880
Mm-hum.
285
00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,850
Okay. Now, listen to this.
286
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:29,670
Well, I was born on the
back of a pickup truck
287
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:35,130
With a momma named Donna,
and a daddy named Buck
288
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:37,420
I'm sorry, I had to stop.
289
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:41,560
Oh, don't be sorry! You stop all you want.
290
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,460
Listen, I know we're not
great friends yet...
291
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,700
But I feel close enough to you
to ask a personal question.
292
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,560
Why?
293
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,100
It's just...
294
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,310
Sometimes people say that...
295
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,180
They say my feet smell weird.
296
00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:02,580
Would you smell my foot, and
tell me what you think?
297
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:07,940
I dare you to spend one
day saying yes, yes, yes.
298
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,330
Yeah. I'll smell your foot.
299
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,610
Thank you.
300
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,320
Oh. Wah.
301
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,700
Ah!
302
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,530
Then daddy left mom, and
he took all our money
303
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:27,630
Momma caught a cold,
and her nose got runny
304
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,710
Ya know, at first I thought these
Pajelehoochos were stupid.
305
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:38,180
- You did?
- Yeah, but ah, they're so comfortable.
306
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,750
- Ya know why?
- Yep! Cuz they're pajamas!
307
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,250
- They're jeans!
- They're leggings!
308
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,900
- It's a hoodie!
- It's a poncho!
309
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,500
- It's the...
- Pajelehoocho!
310
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,900
Oh my goodness.
311
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,370
- Hey.
- Hold up.
312
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,600
- Hey.
- Hi.
313
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,600
Are those Pajelehoochos?
314
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,970
- Uh-huh.
- I've seen them on TV.
315
00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:04,580
I have a hundred and
forty-two more at home.
316
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,750
- Oh yeah?
- Then give us those.
317
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,670
What?
318
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,620
You want our Pajelehoochos?
319
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,580
That's what I said.
320
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:15,790
Sorry, fellas, but all we have
on underneath is underwear.
321
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:19,590
Wait! Remember what we promised Sikowitz.
We have to say yes to everything.
322
00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:25,490
- But if they take our Pajelehoochos...
- Can we have your Pajelehoochos?
323
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,320
- Yes.
- Yes.
324
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,310
- I feel normal.
- I feel popular.
325
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,770
Pajelehoochos!
326
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,690
How are we gonna get home?
327
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,850
I dunno.
328
00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:54,430
Well, we can't walk six
blocks in our underwear.
329
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,190
Yeah, no kidding.
330
00:16:57,460 --> 00:17:00,400
What are we gonna do?
331
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,770
Well, we...
332
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:05,910
We could stay back here and snoodle.
333
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,220
Gross.
334
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:23,250
So, I guess you could say my "need for
speed" started on my twelfth birthday.
335
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,160
Look at 'em go.
336
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,760
Must be doing close to two hundred.
337
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,260
One ninety-eight.
338
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,020
Nice call, buddy.
339
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:37,370
- Anyway, my twelfth birthday...
- Yeah?
340
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,600
My uncle helped me build my own race car.
341
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,750
No kidding?
342
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:45,070
I built a race car when I was twelve.
343
00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:53,420
Something's happening in the pits.
Man, I wish I could see.
344
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,340
Here.
345
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,860
You brought binoculars?
346
00:17:56,860 --> 00:18:01,230
I never go to a race without my binos.
347
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,110
Man, these work great.
348
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:06,100
Yep. They're good for
checking out the hot cars...
349
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,040
And the hot ladies.
350
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,240
- Ya know what. Sinjin?
- Talk to me.
351
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:18,380
I wasn't sure about hanging out with
you tonight, but you're a lot of fun.
352
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,440
I will fist to that.
353
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,590
Can we watch anything else?
354
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:37,760
You don't like celebrities underwater?
355
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,000
No. Because they make you think,
356
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,470
that the celebrities are going
to drown but then they never do.
357
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,840
Let's see what else is on.
358
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,520
- Go to the guide.
- I know how to do it.
359
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,410
No... no... no...
360
00:18:53,410 --> 00:18:55,630
Boring... no news... no...
361
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:57,470
Wait wait, go back go back!
362
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,070
- Why, what?!
- Just go up!
363
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:01,600
More... there, look!
364
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,810
The Spanish language channel!
365
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,510
Divertisimo! That's Trina's show!
366
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,080
I thought it wasn't on in LA!
367
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,780
- That's what she said!
- Well, turn it on!
368
00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:13,900
I know how to do it!
369
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:20,220
No may ko-mas!
370
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:25,340
No may ko-mas!
371
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,900
That's the show Trina's
been bragging about?
372
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:34,700
She said it was "high-quality
television with top-notch acting".
373
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,300
She's a giant piece of cheese.
374
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,710
That fibber.
375
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,910
What studio does she film at?
376
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,180
Hollywood-Bronson, why?
377
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:49,580
Shall we go down there and
pay Trina a little visit?
378
00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:52,480
Indeed we shall.
379
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,490
As we rolled on
380
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,430
Down the highway
381
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,870
With a dead deer on the hood
382
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:07,900
I said, hey now, don't
ya spit on my baby
383
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,110
But I always knew he...
384
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,270
Would
385
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,280
So, that's another song I wrote.
386
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,750
Mmm-hmm.
387
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,280
I write tons of songs. All country.
388
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,350
All country.
389
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:29,190
Anyway, I have about seven
more, if you wanna hear 'em.
390
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,850
I thought you didn't like tomato juice.
391
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,630
Yeah. But maybe if I drink
enough, it'll kill me.
392
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:37,530
You're so funny.
393
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:39,000
Okay.
394
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,170
So, here's my next song, unless
you're ready to go home.
395
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:45,010
No, just go ahead and play...
396
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,410
What? What'd you just ask me?
397
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,180
I just said, do you wanna go home?
398
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:51,380
Yes! Yes!
399
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,900
Oh yes!
400
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,700
Ah!
401
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,680
Yes! That's my new song.
402
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,580
It's called "yes!"
403
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:04,390
It's off my new album called,
"Andre's going home now".
404
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,670
All right.
405
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,000
You're sure we can get home like this?
406
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,960
Yep. From here it's all downhill.
407
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:22,340
Well... we're not going very fast.
408
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:24,210
I know.
409
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:27,150
Maybe it'll seem faster
if we both yell "wee!"
410
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:28,980
We could give it a shot.
411
00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:34,750
Wee...
412
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:43,570
Ella es el almuerzo
413
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,570
El cut!
414
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:47,710
Everyone take cinco.
415
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:50,780
- Really nice work. Good job.
- Gracias.
416
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:54,480
That was a great scene, Trina.
417
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,740
Really "high-quality television".
418
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,930
"Top-notch-acting".
419
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:02,040
Why are you here?! Get out!
420
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,360
No, we wanna watch you act.
421
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:09,900
Yeah. Does lady cheese boob get
away from the hungry mice children?
422
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:12,330
Trina, are these your amigas?
423
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,910
No. This is my mean sister
and her rude friend.
424
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:18,750
Hey! Do not call me her friend.
425
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:22,240
Well, whoever these se?oritas may
be, you are both muy pretty.
426
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:23,610
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
427
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,740
We're just visiting.
428
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,550
Listen, we're about to film our next scene.
429
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:30,120
Would you like to be in
the show with Trina?
430
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,110
Why her?!
431
00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:34,320
- Thank you, but I'd really rather not...
- A'buh buh buh buh!
432
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,260
Remember the deal with Sikowitz.
433
00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,020
- I told you...
- You have to do it.
434
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,170
Yes.
435
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:41,030
Yes!
436
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:44,000
Yes.
437
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,510
I will be in the next scene.
438
00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,740
Wonderful.
439
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,680
Can she be in it, too?
440
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:57,710
?S?! ?S?! ?R?pido! ?R?pido! ?S?!
441
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:01,500
?S?! ?S?! ?R?pido! ?R?pido! ?S?!
442
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,120
?S?! ?S?! ?R?pido! ?R?pido! ?S?!
443
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,400
Come here!
444
00:23:09,450 --> 00:23:15,350
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