All language subtitles for Spin City s01e17 An Affair To Remember.eng

This time, I mean it.

We don't have time
for any more questions.

Yes, you in the back.

This is about mayor Winston
and Holly Cohen

from the governor's office.

They work together.

They were seen last night
at a restaurant

eating oysters with an expensive
bottle of cabernet.

Do you think mrs. Winston
would approve of this?

Absolutely not.

No, she would never order
red wine with seafood. No.

How do you respond to rumors the mayor is
romantically involved with miss Cohen?

How do I respond?

How do I respond?

How do I respond?

Excuse me.
Excuse me.

Hamlet.

I cannot believe
what I'm hearing.

Y- y-you actually spied on
the mayor during dinner.

So, what's the scoop?
What, did the mayor

have parmesan cheese
on his pasta?

Did he have cream
in his coffee?

And if not, what the
hell is he hiding?

Mike-
no!

This is pathetic.

The mayor is a happily married man,

and you have
no story-

nothing, zip, nada,
the big bagel,

which, coincidentally,

is what the mayor
had for breakfast.

No cream cheese,

but you probably guessed that.

They can be like dogs, Mike.

Bad reporters!
Bad! Bad reporters!

Here you go, champ.

Good, Paul.

Happy birthday, mayor Winston,

from all of us
at Monday night football.

You're the Boss.

Don't let anybody
push you around.

This is your year, big guy.
Don't take any crap.

Yeah.

whoever came up with this idea
of having celebrities

wish the mayor happy birthday
is a genius.

Mike, you thought of it.

Oh, my gosh, you're right.

We're still going
through with the party,

even with all this stuff
about the mayor's love life?

We want the governor
to give us a bigger piece

of the federal subsidy for
special education programs,

so the mayor and Nikki-
yes, Nikki-

are working
with miss Cohen-

yes, working with her- in order
to make that happen. End of story.

Actually, once we'd streamlined
the special ed budget,

the mayor kind of
took me out of the loop.

Apparently, he wanted to be
more hands-on with the project.

It's the mayor's 5oth birthday,

and we're not going to dignify the
press's sleazy tabloid mentality

by changing the way
we do things around here.

Nikki, I see you sent
John f. Kennedy jr. An invite.

If he was on the list,
I'm sure he got one.

You felt it necessary
to send him one every day

for the past 3 weeks?

I like to be thorough, Mike.

So you followed it up
with a phone call

to his apartment
last Saturday at 1 a. m.

Maybe.

Hey, nik, don't get me wrong.

I like the Kennedy men
as much as the next gal,

but let's not use
the mayor's birthday

to further our
own personal agendas.

Stalker.

Stuart, don't make me bring up

the Connie chung
restraining order.

Ok, guest list, check.

Birthday videos?

We're editing those together

as soon as we get
stephanopoulos.

We're playing phone tag.

You're aware of the fact
that in order to play

phone tag with somebody,
they have to call back.

Mike, I know Steph.
We're like this.

I've been playing phone tag

with Michelle pfeiffer
and Cindy Crawford.

Oh, yeah...
And Santa.

Hey, mayor Winston...

Happy birthday...

From the cast of rent.

The cast of rent, and they
just say happy birthday?

I mean, what's the message?

What are we trying
to say there?

I think we're trying
to say happy birthday.

What the hell's with you?

Let's just throw these things
together so we can get out of here.

I, uh... I don't want
to pull rank on you,

but I almost went
to film school.

It's interesting.
You know, I almost give a-

ah! Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh...

Let us try to channel that hostility

into the project.

And action.

Happy birthday, mayor Winston.

I love you, man!

Great job,
Patrick.

Why am I even doing this?

I don't even like the guy.

All he talks
about is the Yankees.

Yankees this, Yankees that.
Get a life!

I'm just going to edit
that last part out.

No, no, no.
Some honesty.

Finally.

This I can use.

Mike, you have to relax.

When I worked for
congressman malins,

the press printed stories
saying he cheated on his wife.

Yeah, because he did, and the
scandal killed his career.

True. But I ended up
working here,

and now I make
a lot more money.

No, no, no.

It's pretty simple.

See, we just take 1.
5 million out of operating costs

and reclassify it as
transportation expense.

Says right here.

See that? Nothing.

That's the answer?

This is so exciting!

Yeah, I guess so.

What?

Nothing, it's just...

You were made
to wear that suit.

You're saying
I look good, right?

Because nobody
forced me to wear this.

I pick out all my own clothes.

Funny, too.

You've got the whole package.

He wants her.
Whooh!

George didn't leave
my name for you, huh?

I'm not some pathetic groupie, you know.
I know the man.

Look at me!

Steph!

Steph!

Steph!

What? Oh, hey!
Oh, hey, Steph!

Paul, how you doing?
Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Listen, sorry I'm late.

I'm doing this commentator
thing at abc now.

Oh, I wouldn't know about that.
I don't watch that network.

I really wanted to see you
because we're old friends,

but I kind of hoped you'd gotten
this competitive stuff behind you.

You're right, because
you're you and I'm me,

regardless of speaker's
fees or the book deal...

Come on, Paul.
You know, we're both doing well.

So, what do you need?

Well, see, it's the
mayor's 50th birthday.

I'm sort of his right-hand
man, like you used to be

with, um... what's his...
Um... uh...

Bill Clinton?

Clinton. Clinton.
Yeah, right. Yeah.

The president?

Whatever.
Titles are titles, yeah.

You're doing it again.
You're right.

You're right.
The party. Ok.

It would really be a great
favor to me if you would-

then I'd love to.
Whatever you need, Paul. You know that.

Really?
Sure.

Oh, thank you, man.
That's great.

Steph, let me just ask you something.

You still doin'
that podium thing,

leaning over with
the furrowed brow?

Ok, Paul, I gotta go.

Yeah, I know.
But listen.

Do you still do that "any
more questions" thing?

Everyone says that.
No, no, no.

They say
"any further questions?"

"Any more questions?
" was mine. You copied that.

You're a copycat!
Copycat! Copycat!

Paul, you're better than this.
No, I'm not.

Mayor Winston,
I just want to take

a second here to wish you

a very, very happy birthday.

By the way, thank you so much for
taking care of those parking tickets.

but the mayor,
he's, like, nuts, right?

Sir, I really need to talk
to you, just the two of us.

This is kind of awkward. I don't really
even know how to broach the subject.

Miss Cohen's an
interesting woman, Mike.

Well, there you go.

A lot easier than I thought.

She's committed.
She's vibrant.

She's very passionate.
Don't you think?

Well, she certainly makes
my heart skip a beat.

Uh...

Here's the thing.

I know you two are spending
so much time together

because of the work,

but the press,
they're trying to make

something more out of it.

Hell, they're a couple
days away from writing

that you two are an item.

Ha ha ha!

I'm 50 years old, Mike.

50.

Am I the man I wanted to be,

or am I just someone whose decisions
have all been made for him?

Well, sir, I think I can safely
speak for the both of us

when I say that you are exactly
the man you wanted to be.

Now, I know this is kind of
personal, but I have to ask.

Am I in love with her, Mike?

Wow.

Ok, I was going to ask,

"do you have any
feelings for her?"

But you seem to have jumped

a couple of rungs on me.

So, are you, uh...

Sir, are you, uh...

...in love...

...with her?

Maybe. I love the way
she makes me feel.

Ok.

All right, I'm
going to recommend,

if anyone asks, that
you say "no comment"

over "maybe. "

Michael...
And by all means,

stay away from, "I just love
the way she makes me feel. "

Michael, now, Michael, there
is the problem right there.

Watching what I say, what I do.

Everything has to be
so careful.

And then I go home to Helen.

Don't get me wrong.

We love each other,

but in a comfortable, relaxed,

watching-the-evening-
news-in-separate-rooms kind of way.

I'm a man, not just a mayor,

and Holly finds me exciting,

and I really...
Really need that.

I find you exciting, sir.

I want to feel alive!

I want to be like those
guys walking that tightrope

between 2 cliffs with no net!

I don't want to discourage you,

but most of those guys end up
a bloody mess on the rocks.

we did it.

The governor approved every
section of the proposal!

ohh...

Whoa! Ho!

Whoa. That's exciting.

Yee-ha.

What is taking him so long?

He'll be late
for his own party.

It's a big night for him, Mike.

All those v. I.p.
s will be there, his coworkers,

the woman he loves...
His wife...

What are you doing in the limo?

Seriously, shouldn't you be

in the back of
the catering truck?

What? I'm just
telling it how it is.

Tonight is about what isn't.

There isn't anything
between the mayor and Holly,

the press isn't going to be
snooping around for a story,

and my life isn't
going to fall apart.

Mike, that is classic denial.

No, it isn't.

The mayor is just confused,

and he needs some time for his
head to catch up with his heart.

Thank you.

Mike.

Other worker.

Pour me a drink, please.

Boy, you look lovely
tonight, ma'am.

And ready before your husband.

Strike another small
blow for feminism.

He's already in another
car with that woman

from the governor's office-

something about finishing
up some business.

excuse me.
You're not going anywhere

until we discuss table
arrangements for tonight.

I'd love to, ma'am-

because your whole theory
of boy, girl, boy, girl

is truly inspiring.
But I gotta-

oh! Oh!

What a shame.

I know.

Oh, that's very
expensive vodka.

Happy birthday, mayor Winston.

Since I know you're watching,

how do you respond
to the criticism

that your administration
is gutting social programs?

No. If I had gotten
to work with him,

I know I could have tapped
into the real Larry king.

The funny thing about
a 50th birthday video

is that it's generally only a good
gift on someone's 50th birthday!

Give me that thing.
We gotta get out of here.

"That thing"? You know what?
If you don't share my artistic vision, fine.

I don't need you here, stifling the
creative process. You're fired!

Yes!

I never knew working on a
budget could be so much fun.

You probably never did it
with champagne before.

No.

ooh!

These last few weeks have been...
I know.

So it's been the same for...

It has.

Amazing.
We even finish each other's...

Meals?

I was going to say
"sentences. "

Sorry. I haven't eaten since...
Breakfast?

There we go,
right back on track.

You know, I can't believe
I'm acting like this.

If I were to step outside
and look at the woman,

I wouldn't believe it was me.

It just feels...

So right.

You know?

I know.

hi. How are you?

I hope you don't mind.
My limo's just a two-seater.

Mike, we're almost
2 miles from the mansion.

How did you catch us?

Actually, sir, it's only
a mile as the crow flies.

I would have caught you
on the other side of the park,

but mario andretti up there
ran a couple of red lights.

Whoo, boy!

Well, how we doing in here?

Hey, mayor Winston,
it's me, Rosie O'Donnell.

Sorry I couldn't make the big bash,
but I got other things to do.

Got to stay home
and dye my hair.

Speaking of hair,
yours looks nice.

Salt-and-pepper? Cute.

Little John Forsythe thing
going on?

I like it.
You're a good-looking guy.

You're no tom cruise,
but then again, who is?

So, let me
get this straight.

You went to stephanopoulos's office.

He graciously agreed not
only to do a video,

but also to show up
here tonight,

and then you beat him up.

We have issues.

Paul, we're friends.

Why don't you just admit
you don't know the guy?

But I do!

No, no, I do!

Look. These are
his teeth marks, see?

That is so sad.
You actually bit yourself.

Please.

Ok. Snapshots
of the happy couple.

Very good.
We like that.

Everybody, huddle up.

Close your eyes. I want to
paint you a mental picture.

The mayor's
very vulnerable tonight.

There are
a lot of reporters here,

and also in attendance is a woman I
will refer to simply as "the shark. "

Whereas the mayor- the mayor is
like an older, slow-moving Sea lion.

I will
stay aboard the calypso

while my assistant Mike
dive into the ocean

to join in the
life-and-death struggle

between the shark
and the Noble Sea lion.

No. You're going to
stay with Holly

and make sure she stays the
hell away from the mayor.

Think you can handle that?

If she challenge me, I shall
simply punch her on the snout.

All right. Carter, I want you with mrs.
Winston.

Make sure she doesn't
make a scene, huh?

All right.

Nikki, you're going to
hang with the mayor.

Suggested topics of
conversation include marriage,

commitment, sense of duty.

I'm just going to
finish this champagne.

Ooh! And this egg roll.
Thank you.

Paul, eat this.

Mmph.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Wash it down with that.

Look at you- you're all done.
Away you go.

I guess that leaves
me free to mingle.

Not so fast, Paul.
Your task is as follows:

There's the mayor, there's the
press, and you, my friend,

you are the great wall of lassiter.

Hiya, fellas.

Paul will be your
host for the evening.

I just came by to remind you

that this is a party,
not a press conference.

So please reserve
any offensive, unfounded,

potentially libelous
questions until tomorrow,

when I'll be happy to mislead,
misdirect, and misinform you

as per our usual arrangement.

That's right. I'm bad!

We've actually
never had a divorce

in the Faber family.

The occasional tiff, a couple
of separations, and an assault.

That was
my great-aunt edna.

She swears to this day
it was an accident.

She was walking across the floor
taking a typewriter to my uncle Ray.

She tripped, stabbed him
repeatedly while he was sleeping.

Mike, have you seen miss Cohen?

No, I haven't, your honor,

but there's James,
and it looks like

he's got your birthday
video in his hand.

James.
Mike, I think

it's a very powerful
and honest piece.

I tried to capture the
mayor's- James. James.

I'm just looking to burn a few
minutes off this damn party.

I need some time to come to
terms with letting this go.

No problem.

There, how's that?

Lights!

If you like it, I have a
6- hour director's cut.

Happy...
No tom cruise, but then again...

Get a life... life... life...

How do you respond...
I don't even like the guy!

I know you're watching...
Watching... watching...

I want to take a second...

Birth... Day!
I love you, man!

Why am I doing this?

Don't let anybody
push you around!

Thanks for taking care
of the parking tickets.

If you think about it...
The mayor...

This is your year, big guy.

The administration
is gutting...

Send over a piece
of cake... cake... cake...

Real original.

And don't take
any cr-cr-crap.

Yeah.

What?

And my other great-aunt
was married for 57 years.

Nikki, why don't I tag in now?

You're just in time.
I'm down to my last aunt.

Happy birthday, sir.
Thank you.

Thanks for the rescue, Mike.

She's excruciatingly dull.

Sir, this thing
is winding down.

What say you grab the missis
and we head outta here?

I can't leave, Mike.
I promised Holly

I'd save the last
dance for her.

Oh, yeah. The traditional
mayoral dance of death.

Sir, you are aware that all those
people over there with cameras

are not tourists?

Bondek, I don't have the
patience to ask you again.

Leave me alone, or I'll
have you terminated!

You can't fire me.

I meant killed.

You, uh,

promised you'd save

the last dance for me.

Well, I'm more of a rumba man,

but let's go.
* dum dum dum *

* oh! *

no.

Mr. Mayor.

I'd like to dedicate

this next song to the mayor.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!

* whrrrr-aah! *

Michael!

* whrrrr-aah! *

bad beat, hard to dance to.

I give it a one.

Maestro, please play
something slow.

Sorry. He's the Boss.

uh... toast! Toast!

Toast, toast, toast.

we are here to honor
a great man

on this, the occasion
of his 50th birthday,

and I would like to do that
by reading a few passages...

From the bible.

Does anyone, uh...

Have one on 'em?

All right, Michael,
that's enough.

You're embarrassing
me. Come here.

Sir...

I don't care, sir, 'cause
this dance, mr. Mayor-

I know.
It's political suicide.

To tell you the truth, I could probably
spin this so it wouldn't kill you.

I'm coming to you as a friend.

There are a lot of guys who
could do this and feel nothing,

but you're not
one of those guys.

You're gonna regret this.

You're gonna get hurt.

You let me be
the judge of that.

Randall...

Just don't do this.

Did you just call me Randall?

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Look, I don't have a whole lot
in my life I can hold onto.

But I've always respected you more
than anyone I've ever worked with...

More than anyone I ever knew.

And I don't
want to lose that...

Randall.

It's my birthday,

and I'm going to at
least have one dance.

I'm really sorry.

Would you do this poor
old fool the honor

of a dance on
his 50th birthday?

Now?
Mmm.

Of course.

Nice job!

Talk about your damage control.

Stuart... Everything I said...
I meant.

It came from the heart.

Uh-huh. How long you been saving
that call-him-Randall thing?

About 6 months.

Just showed up.

Happy birthday, mr. Mayor.

Oh, and, Paul? Don't worry.

You and I are still friends.

You need help,
but we're still friends.

nobody here to see it.

He did it again.

I don't know what the big deal
is with that guy, anyway.

Everything he does,
he copied from me.

Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.

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