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DRE: Parenting.
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Some people think you've
got to read books
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or go to lectures to be good at it.
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Those people like to waste
their time and money.
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See, Bow and I have parenting down.
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For example, Junior's supposed to be
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on this new track of finding himself.
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The only thing he's found
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is how to run up my
daytime electric bill.
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So I'll laugh politely and then say...
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Hey, Junior.
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In a month, I'm kicking
you out of my house.
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And Bow is doing her thing.
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This week, she pulled back
on the twins' screen time.
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And what happened?
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"All right. So they got A's
on their English test.
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Well, I mean, Jack got a C."
But for Jack, that's an A.
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Yep.
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- We've got parenting on lock.
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
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We're ready for anything.
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[BEEP]
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- Hey, June Bug.
- What up, cuzzo?
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Hey, before you say anything,
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I do not want any more Herbalife, okay?
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Because I am never going
to be a distributor.
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You see, that attitude right there...
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that's why you got the sugars right now.
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Actually, it's about Kyra.
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It's your turn to take her in.
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- Wait, what?
- Well, she'll be there tomorrow.
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I'm putting her in an Uber,
but my card might not work,
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so make sure you have
some cash on your side.
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- H-Hey, but...
- Going through a tunnel!
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- [BEEPING]
- [SIGHS]
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June Bug.
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He's sending us Kyra tomorrow.
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Please tell me that Kyra is
a new flavor of Herbalife.
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That would be too easy.
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So cousin Kyra's gonna
come stay with us.
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- Mm-hmm.
- When was the last time we saw her?
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I don't know. It's been years.
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Yeah, she's 16 now.
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- Whew.
- Been bouncing from house to house
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ever since her mother went to prison.
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- Ugh, poor girl.
- Yeah.
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I remember my mom went
to a silent yoga retreat
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for a weekend, and I
was... I was a mess.
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- Oh, you get it.
- Yes.
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Yeah, but when she gets here,
could you not talk to her?
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Because you don't get it.
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Okay, let me just ask. Mm-hmm?
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What happens if we don't do this?
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I don't know.
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She'll probably go in the system.
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- Oh, no.
- Babe, it's... it's not great.
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All right, no.
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We... We... We are doing this.
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- Okay.
- DIANE: Doing what?
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♪ ♪
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- So...
- Mm-hmm.
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- ... Kyra arrives tomorrow...
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
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... and we are putting
her in Zoey's room.
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And trust me, you guys.
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- You're gonna love Kyra.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Any questions?
- Yeah, I have one.
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Who the heck is Kyra?
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You've been saying Kyra
like we're supposed to
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- know who Kyra is.
- You know Kyra.
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Ramona's daughter.
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From Compton, got
arrested for shoplifting.
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- BOTH: What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Was that supposed to be a secret?
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DRE: Guys, it wasn't that serious.
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It's still a prior arrest.
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And now she can get her
second and third strike
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here at our house.
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Guys, we are at capacity. Look around.
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Does the fire department know
how many people live here?
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'Cause I'll call.
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Are you listening to yourselves?
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You sound spoiled and selfish.
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- Yeah.
- They sound smarter than you.
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Best case scenario, this
criminal robs us while we sleep.
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Worst case scenario, she
robs us while we're awake.
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More stabbing involved.
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- Pops!
- Okay, guys, enough!
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All right, Kyra is a good girl.
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- Yeah.
- She's just gone through
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some bad things.
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All right, we've got
to believe in people.
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- Yeah.
- [INHALES SHARPLY] Do we?
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Oh, I know you're not supposed
to have a favorite grandchild,
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but this one is solid.
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Do none of you have any compassion?
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Well, I for one like that a
troubled youth is coming, okay?
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It puts us in a real-life
"Blind Side" situation.
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- Huh?
- If Sandy Bullock has shown us anything,
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it is that tough love can really
change a black kid's life.
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He is tempting me to change my mind.
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- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- But he is right.
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- Mm-hmm.
- This is happening.
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Yes, it is.
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- We are incredible parents.
- Yes, we are.
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And this is a wonderful family,
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and we got this, okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And we're gonna kill it.
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Love you like my daughter, Rainbow.
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But you're lying to these children.
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♪ ♪
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Wow. Hey, Dre. Why so happy?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, did they just free Mumia?
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No, but I'm doing my
part to make it better.
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My cousin's daughter Kyra's
coming to live with us.
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- Ah.
- Oh. Whoa.
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Ah, I admire your sense of goodwill.
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Now, does this charity extend
to a beloved co-worker
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whose house may or may not be rented out
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for an adult film trilogy?
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That... That's where you eat, man.
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Yes, it is.
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Dre, seriously.
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Why are you adding kids
to your home, hmm?
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You should be removing them.
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Look, boarding schools exist
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so that our children can be
raised by professionals,
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as God intended.
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Yeah, I went to boarding school,
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and I hardly ever cry
when I shower anymore.
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Look, Dre.
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You're not really taking
on this kid, right?
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Of course I am.
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- [SIGHS]
- This is a privilege.
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To take care of our
own, that's what we do,
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ever since the Great Migration,
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when our people had to
leave the Deep South
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to escape oppression.
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The only way we were able to do that
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is if our relatives took us in.
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Well, that... that's
great, boss. In theory.
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See, I let my cousin stay
with me, and he crushed me.
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- What happened?
- He stole my identity,
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and now my credit score is eight.
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Well, look.
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I'm not worried about it
because she's just a kid.
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Oh, well, that's better.
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I mean, except for the fact that
she is emotionally damaged,
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financially dependent upon you,
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and you're liable for
any crime she commits.
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You know what? I'm
just gonna do my best,
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and if it doesn't work out...
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Ah, it's gonna work out.
You're gonna kill it.
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Soon, all your relatives
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will be dropping their kids off to you
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until your pass-around kids
outnumber your real kids.
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Sick of it, Bow will then leave you.
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You'll probably lose the house
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feeding and clothing all those kids,
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but you'll be celebrated on
a Black History Month stamp
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and then die at the age of 51.
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Packed funeral, though. I'll be there.
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With Bow.
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[WHISPERING] Bow Telphy.
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I don't want to lose
my wife or my house.
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I don't want to be on a
Black History stamp,
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and my credit score's the
best thing about me!
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I don't want to do this!
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Damn it, why can't I turn
my back on my family
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like the white man does?
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JOSH: Dre.
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There's still time.
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♪ ♪
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Bow, we cannot do this, all right?!
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We are not accepting anybody
else into this house!
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I want everybody to act like the
Jehovah Witnesses are outside!
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Turn off the lights and turn off the TV
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because Kyra is gonna have
to take care of Kyra.
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- RAINBOW: Dre? Dre?
- Hmm?
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Kyra's here.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey... Kyra.
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Why are you, uh... Why do you
have that look on your face?
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Hmm?
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You know... Will somebody
please say something?
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You are ridiculous, son.
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♪ ♪
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So we just want to say again
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- that we're so happy...
- Yeah.
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- ... that you are staying with us.
- Mm-hmm.
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And ignore everything
that... that he said.
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Well, you know, my sugars were low.
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- Yeah. [LAUGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]
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No, I get it. Everybody's nervous.
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- You haven't seen me in years.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And now I'm living here.
- Yeah.
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For all you know, I'm gonna
have my friends run up in here
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and rob the place.
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- Huh?
- What?
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N... Okay, so we're not
in a joking place yet.
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[CHUCKLES] Now, that's funny.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, that was a... [LAUGHS LOUDLY]
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That's a joke!
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- Okay, come on.
- It's hilarious.
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- Come on. Let's go.
- Okay. Come on, sweetheart.
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This is, um... [CLEARS THROAT]
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This is where you're
gonna stay. Right in here.
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Yep. This, uh... This is your room.
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow. This is really nice.
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Okay, well, get yourself settled in,
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and I'll go downstairs and
get the rest of your stuff.
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- Yeah.
- This backpack is it.
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A couple years ago, I stayed
in a shelter for a bit,
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and all my stuff got stolen.
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- Oh, my God.
- Turns out, I love to travel light.
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[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
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Bow, I don't think that was a joke.
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- That one wasn't a...
- No, I'm serious.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Bye.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Dre, all she has is that...
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- that one sad, little backpack.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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Yeah, I know. Poor little girl.
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- My... "Poor little girl"?
- Mm-hmm.
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Five minutes ago, you were ready
to throw her out on the street.
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I'm not a good person, Bow.
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- [SCOFFS]
- Hurt people hurt people.
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- Oh, I know.
- She has nothing.
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She knows nobody.
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She probably doesn't even know
when her own birthday is.
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[GASPS] We've really got to go all out.
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- Yeah, we do.
- Dre, we've got to...
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we've got to shower her
with love, hugs, and...
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Forget love. She needs stuff.
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- Stuff?
- Have you seen her shoe game?
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- No.
- She's not showing it,
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but it's probably killing
her on the inside.
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You think that's what she's
dying on the inside about?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Not about the fact
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that her mother's in jail?
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Well, at least her mother
has a release date.
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- Oh, my God.
- No telling how long
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she's not gonna be fresh.
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[SIGHS]
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JACK: Man, Kyra posts a lot
of inspirational quotes.
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- Hmm.
- "Be your own boyfriend"?
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- Something happened.
- Mm. Yeah.
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- Like murder.
- Yeah.
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What are you guys doing?
249
00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:00,339
Oh, stalking our cousin
Kyra on Instagram.
250
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,719
Yeah, she just moved in with us,
and she might be dangerous.
251
00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,200
- Mm.
- Let me see.
252
00:09:04,260 --> 00:09:05,400
Okay.
253
00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:07,000
You think the girl with the braces
254
00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,400
and the bunny-filter
selfies is dangerous?
255
00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,900
Maybe you're just
scared of black people.
256
00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,320
Hey, watch it, Glasses.
257
00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,740
I'm just saying she looks
like your everyday,
258
00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:20,740
cute, pretty, super-foxy,
possibly available teenager.
259
00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:24,030
Okay, dude. We get it. You're
going through puberty.
260
00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,110
Whatever. That girl's harmless.
261
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,360
Maybe she is just normal.
262
00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:30,440
Here she is with her
friends at the beach.
263
00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,420
- Beach pic?
- Yeah.
264
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,520
A one-piece? Dude, don't waste my time.
265
00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:40,860
♪ ♪
266
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,740
Good morning, Kyra.
267
00:09:42,780 --> 00:09:45,660
Welcome to your second chance.
268
00:09:45,790 --> 00:09:47,610
How long have you been waiting there?
269
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:48,740
Your whole life.
270
00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,440
But for real, 22 minutes.
271
00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:55,660
I'm gonna be your bridge from
urban life to suburban life.
272
00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:57,660
I got you this.
273
00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:02,780
It's for you to write down your
thoughts, feelings, poetry.
274
00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:05,150
That book will be something
you leave behind
275
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,900
that says you were here.
276
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,320
This is what happened.
277
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,480
You... matter.
278
00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:13,860
- I appreciate this.
- Mm-hmm.
279
00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:15,900
I think that's a lady's jacket.
280
00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:18,320
♪♪
281
00:10:18,330 --> 00:10:21,320
Uh...
282
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,960
Just remember... it's not your fault!
283
00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:27,150
I will say that as many
times as it takes!
284
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,320
[SIGHS]
285
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,080
Got her.
286
00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,150
Hey. Hey, there.
287
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,150
- Hey.
- So, um, made a little breakfast.
288
00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,320
Got, um... Okay, we've
got, uh, pancakes.
289
00:10:37,330 --> 00:10:39,240
- Mm-hmm.
- Pancakes. And I made bacon.
290
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:42,070
- Irish scones, English muffins.
- Mm-hmm.
291
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,460
Just bread from every country,
292
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:46,740
and holler if you want some...
293
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,420
challah!
294
00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,499
- [LAUGHS] Yeah. Had my coffee.
- Thanks,
295
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,860
- but I don't usually eat breakfast.
- Oh?
296
00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,039
If I get hungry, I just grab something
297
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,289
- from the vending machine at school.
- Well, it's too much sugar.
298
00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:55,440
- That's too much sugar.
- Okay, no, no, no. Well, here, then.
299
00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:57,030
Um, why don't you,
uh... vending machine.
300
00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,390
- Here, just take the $20.
- Yeah.
301
00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,790
Y-You know? No, just give me that.
302
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,260
Just take a $50. You
know what? Take $100.
303
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,480
You know what? Just... Just take it all.
304
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,860
You know, just... just make
it rain Skittles at school.
305
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,860
- I'm good.
- Okay.
306
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,690
- Oh.
- This is yours. Okay.
307
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,440
Um, I've got to go before I miss my bus.
308
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,040
Oh, no. Just... Uh, let me drive you.
309
00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,840
- Are you kidding me? Oh, it's so easy.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:17,530
Easy. It's like home, Compton, hospital.
311
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,360
It's like blip! It's fine.
312
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:20,440
- Are you sure?
- I'll see you tonight.
313
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,699
- Here, hold on. Let me...
- I-I'll see you tonight.
314
00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:23,039
- Do you want to take a... take a...
- I'll see you tonight.
315
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,240
All right. Okay. Well, you know what?
316
00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:26,360
Um, I'll just leave this
loose money in your room!
317
00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:27,860
Maybe the croissant for later.
318
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,320
Why did you scare her off
with this weirdo breakfast?
319
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:31,340
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Me?!
320
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,820
Kids from the hood don't eat granola.
321
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,260
- There's so much...
- We don't have fluoride in our water.
322
00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,339
We can't chew it.
323
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,470
And you're just gonna throw money at her
324
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,900
- and make her love you?
- I'm a powerful man.
325
00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:41,240
- That's what I do.
- Okay.
326
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,120
Did we... Did we... Did we do too much?
327
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,280
Of course we did too much.
328
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,900
I tried to give her $9,000.
329
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,259
- We have five kids, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:53,150
- We... We know how to do this.
- Yeah, we do.
331
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,570
Let's just... treat her
like one of our kids.
332
00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:57,570
And not just like any
one of them, you know,
333
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,000
o-one of the ones we like.
334
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,280
- We like all of our kids, Dre.
- Oh, yeah? Speak for yourself.
335
00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,220
♪ ♪
336
00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:07,720
So the plan was we would treat
Kyra like one of our kids.
337
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:10,660
Only problem was, some of our kids
338
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,960
were acting like they
lost their damn minds.
339
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,320
♪ Been spending most their lives ♪
340
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,950
- ♪ Living in the gangsta's paradise ♪
- What's that?
341
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,820
- What are you... ?
- [SCOFFS]
342
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,360
Oh.
343
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,610
Oh.
344
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,720
What are you doing?
345
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,020
Just wanted to let Kyra know...
346
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,340
[AS SEAN CONNERY] "You're
the man now, dawg."
347
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:32,610
Get your ass out of here and
take your mama's jacket off.
348
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:35,410
JACK: Guys, she doesn't
need to be saved anyway.
349
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,660
She's cool.
350
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,410
Yeah, one of her hair-braiding videos
351
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:39,960
got liked by Michelle Obama.
352
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,200
You two should not be stalking Kyra.
353
00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,660
We are not stalking her.
354
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:45,200
"Karen Miller" is stalking her.
355
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,530
- Who's Karen Miller?
- That's our Finstagram.
356
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,200
We have a fake Instagram?
357
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:50,490
Uh, yeah.
358
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,660
I've been using, "This is Jack Johnson."
359
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,580
This is why I work alone!
360
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,290
Guys, put the phones down.
361
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:59,450
We need to treat Kyra like
a member of our family,
362
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:00,460
which she is.
363
00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:01,530
Mm-hmm. [DOOR CLOSES]
364
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:03,120
- So put... put... Hello.
- Oh, hey.
365
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,370
Hello, Kyra. Hi.
366
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,380
- Hi.
- Hey, there.
367
00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,120
Yeah, and look at that.
And you brought a...
368
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,200
You brought a f-f-friend. Hello.
369
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,819
Okay, well, that's fine.
I mean, we love it.
370
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,700
- Our kids bring friends all the time.
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,080
It's... If you just let
us know, we can put...
372
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:17,240
make a little plate. [CHUCKLES]
373
00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,910
Anyway, we're cool
with that. Aren't you?
374
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,060
- Yeah, we're cool, aren't we?
- Yeah... Yeah.
375
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,240
As soon as I find out if
that face tat is real.
376
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,080
- It is.
- Oh, my goodness.
377
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,380
- Impressive.
- Did that hurt?
378
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,460
- Oh.
- No?
379
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,530
- Cool. Everybody, this is my girl, Stunts.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,030
Do you mind if she stays for dinner?
381
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,450
- No. Not at all. Nope.
- No.
382
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,320
I heard y'all got hella bread.
383
00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:36,490
- [CHUCKLING] We do.
- Oh, yes.
384
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,450
- Holler if you want some...
- Hey, okay, hey.
385
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,540
- ... challah!
- Aah, no, baby.
386
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,899
No, I ate it.
387
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:45,080
You got another name? 'Cause
I'm not calling you "Stunts."
388
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,140
My government name is Susan.
389
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,240
Hate to admit it. You
look more like a Stunts.
390
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,990
I'm gonna go guard my belongings.
391
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,830
For no reason at all.
392
00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:58,240
So Mason just couldn't stop
bragging about wearing boxers.
393
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,410
- And then his doctor said that...
- Okay.
394
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,160
- ... he had to wear the boxers.
- Okay. Okay.
395
00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:05,330
- That guy.
- [CHUCKLING] Okay. Oh, that guy, yeah. Okay.
396
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:08,290
Anybody else want to
tell us about their day?
397
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,910
- Mm.
- Anybody?
398
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,560
- Anybody?
- Kyra?
399
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,779
Nah, I'm good.
400
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,290
DRE: Come on, Kyra. You
know, say something.
401
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,370
This is how we catch up with our kids.
402
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,560
Oh, tell them about when the
math teacher clowned you.
403
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,260
- [SCOFFS]
- For what?
404
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,620
Mr. Fisher's stupid.
405
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,790
I got a question wrong, so he
said I'm lucky I'm pretty.
406
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,870
- Oh, my.
- Oh.
407
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,800
It's not a big deal.
408
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,950
Well, yeah, it is. I
mean, he can't do that.
409
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,720
Yeah, that's not a compliment.
410
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,770
Look, every urban success story needs
411
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,490
a white authority figure who, you know,
412
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,700
just doesn't see their greatness.
413
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,200
Mr. Fisher's black.
414
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,790
Oh, then I got nothing.
415
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,120
Did you ever?
416
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,460
I was cooking with a little
something at the beginning.
417
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,950
♪ ♪
418
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,540
Thank y'all for dinner.
419
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,790
Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
420
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,720
And you know what? You are
welcome here anytime.
421
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,160
[CLEARS THROAT]
422
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,940
Anytime. Mm-hmm.
423
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:05,480
Oh, and, Kyra, you no longer
have to worry about Mr. Fisher.
424
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,020
- Did he die?
- What?
425
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,030
He was really old. Maybe
we'll get the day off.
426
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,240
No. No, no, no.
427
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,200
- Um, we e-mailed the school.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
428
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,490
Because it's not okay for him
to talk to you that way.
429
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,200
You really didn't have to do that.
430
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,420
It's okay. One of my favorite
things to do as an adult
431
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,480
is scream at public employees.
432
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,200
Mm-hmm. He's very good at it.
433
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:26,410
Okay. I'm gonna walk Stunts to the bus.
434
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,490
- Okay.
- Baby, baby!
435
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,030
- Bye, guys!
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,020
Walk safe. [LAUGHS]
437
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,910
We did so good. Are you kidding me?
438
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,200
She blended right into our family.
439
00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,700
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Arguably better than Junior.
440
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:42,240
Now, I'm gonna put
Raisinets in our popcorn
441
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,340
this evening because we deserve it.
442
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,480
Yes, we have.
443
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,480
- Yes, my bearded lover.
- Okay. All right.
444
00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,159
- Mm!
- Oh, mine's good.
445
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,339
Uh, what are we waiting for?
446
00:15:51,340 --> 00:15:53,410
Mmm. Kyra.
447
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,790
She'll be back in 20 minutes.
448
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,660
[GROANS]
449
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,000
- _
- Um...
450
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,790
- [SIGHS]
- Do you think she's lost?
451
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,030
I mean, you know, all these houses
452
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,120
look the same in the dark.
453
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:05,450
Takes time to see which
one of these houses
454
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:07,620
has an ADT sign out front, Rainbow.
455
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,480
Pops, please.
456
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,380
I-I'm a little worried, Dre.
457
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,530
- _
- Well, she's with Stunts.
458
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,600
I mean, how much trouble can
they actually get into?
459
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,210
You're better than this, Rainbow.
460
00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:20,139
- _
- All right, look. I...
461
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,499
I... I checked the bus stop
462
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,080
and drove around the block and nothing.
463
00:16:23,090 --> 00:16:24,290
You know, I'm gonna call June Bug.
464
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,520
- Yeah, and it keeps going to voice mail.
- [BEEP]
465
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,580
Hey, June Bug! Kyra's missing, man!
466
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:31,990
Oh, right.
467
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,660
Yeah, I forgot to tell
you, man, she's a runner.
468
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,080
Oh, my God.
469
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,520
You okay, cuz?
470
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:38,820
Look like you living
that stressed-out life.
471
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,260
- You need to be living that Herba...
- [BEEPING]
472
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,020
I can't believe she ran away.
473
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,500
It really seems like something
474
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,040
June Bug should have warned us about.
475
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,600
I mean, she could be anywhere.
476
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,580
Don't worry, guys. We can
track her on Instagram.
477
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,860
She went private,
478
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,080
thanks to "This is Jack Johnson."
479
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,090
Okay, we don't know that
she knew it was me.
480
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,260
_
481
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,740
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this.
482
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,900
What are you talking about?
483
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,330
She's probably gone back
to the bullet-riddled,
484
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:07,340
gang-infested streets of her youth,
485
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,950
trying to decide between the
life she's always known
486
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,630
and the life that she doesn't
quite yet understand.
487
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,800
I'm gonna go down there and get her.
488
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
And you can't stop me!
489
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,219
Even if you try!
490
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,540
- I won't.
- Oh, my God.
491
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,450
Guys, I said "bullet-riddled."
492
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,460
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, my God.
493
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,380
Do you see how much red I'm wearing?
494
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,220
Mom?
495
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,120
I... [SIGHS]
496
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:37,460
Fine. I guess you're ready
to lose two kids tonight.
497
00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:40,020
Junior, don't you even think
about leaving this house.
498
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,830
Oh. Oh, God bless you,
Pops. Thank you so much.
499
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,490
Look, guys. It's late.
500
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,040
We're not gonna have movie night,
501
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,160
so why don't everybody
just go get ready for bed?
502
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,820
Go.
503
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,600
I'm a grown-ass man. You
can't tell me to go to bed.
504
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,990
But I'm tired, so... I'm going to bed.
505
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,040
Good night, Pops.
506
00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,370
- Good night.
- Night, Pops.
507
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:01,740
♪ ♪
508
00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,200
Bow, a girl that young does
not need to be out this late.
509
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:08,410
I agreed. I mean, we were
gonna watch a movie.
510
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,700
Everything was fine, and
look what happened.
511
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:14,300
You know, she's... she's
bounced from house to house,
512
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,530
and we're expecting
her to fold right in,
513
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:18,920
and... and have everything
go smoothly in two days.
514
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,990
I guess we just pushed
her too hard again.
515
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,160
Maybe we did. I don't know.
516
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,410
I mean, what were we supposed to do?
517
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,900
[GROANS]
518
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,620
This is so much harder than
I thought it was gonna be.
519
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,740
[SIGHS]
520
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,900
Maybe we don't know
what we're doing, Dre.
521
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,180
I mean, we have five kids,
but we've never done this.
522
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,700
So what do we do?
523
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,290
Okay.
524
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,530
- Let's sit her down.
- Mm-hmm?
525
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:46,299
And have... a calm conversation about
526
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,030
- what our expectations are.
- [DOOR OPENS]
527
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,560
Oh, my God!
528
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,820
- Hey, Where the hell were you?
- Dre.
529
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,499
What he means is,
530
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,220
- "Where the hell were you?"
- I needed some air.
531
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,370
Everything you guys were
doing was stressing me out.
532
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,910
- W...
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
533
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,940
We get it, all right?
534
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,290
But, Kyra, we were worried about you.
535
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,840
Yeah, what you did won't work here.
536
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,700
We need to know where you are.
537
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,940
I'm sorry, but you guys
were just being so extra.
538
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,279
Uh, okay. Look.
539
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,279
Even though we did too much,
540
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,740
we're gonna do whatever we need
to do to look out for you.
541
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,880
And, Kyra, we have rules.
542
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,680
Sometimes, we're gonna
call your teachers.
543
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,299
And if you slam your bedroom door,
544
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,290
- I remove your bedroom door.
- Uh, it's... Okay.
545
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,740
Well, I'll... I'll stop
him from doing that.
546
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,080
- But she can't stop me.
- I'll take the hammer.
547
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,740
Take the hammer. I got a screwdriver.
548
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:30,910
- Well, I'll take that, too.
- Okay, well, then,
549
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,980
I'll pull it off with my bare hands.
550
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:33,480
- I don't think he's strong enough.
- Okay.
551
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,130
I know this is a lot, but
if you give us some time,
552
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,740
we'll figure it out.
553
00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:40,490
I know we're not your parents,
554
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,320
but we really care what happens to you.
555
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,760
I get it.
556
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,740
And that's really sweet and really nice.
557
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:55,160
You know, if you want to drive me
558
00:19:55,200 --> 00:20:01,320
on your home-Compton-hospital
route, I wouldn't say no.
559
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,160
It's my favorite route.
560
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,500
[CHUCKLES]
561
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:07,020
[SLOW CLAPPING]
562
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,620
What are you doing?
563
00:20:09,630 --> 00:20:12,120
So you're having the heart
to heart without me.
564
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,950
I do all the work.
565
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,790
You swoop in at the end
to take all the credit.
566
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,200
- I... [SIGHS]
- Hmm.
567
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,120
You know who's not the man now?
568
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,290
- Mnh-mnh.
- [AS SEAN CONNERY] You, dawgs.
569
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,950
I am usually on your side, Junior.
570
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,450
- Oh, my God. I can't...
- [THUD]
571
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,030
Oh.
572
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,600
Yeah. Careful.
573
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,720
♪ ♪
574
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Parenting.
575
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,280
Some people think you've
got to read books
576
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,580
or go to lectures to be good at it.
577
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,140
Turns out, we probably should
578
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,220
have done both of those things.
579
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,660
- After 19 years of parenting...
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
580
00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,660
... Bow and I are still learning
581
00:20:49,670 --> 00:20:53,370
that it's constantly a work in progress.
582
00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:57,200
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
583
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:59,830
But the one thing we know for sure is,
584
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,240
you never let anything
interrupt your family dinner.
585
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:08,479
♪ ♪
586
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:13,340
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