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Pull that in there.
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Right back to home.
Let's move it.
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- Yeah, not bad.
- Okay, let's go for two now.
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Okay, go for the bunt.
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Everybody stay alive.
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Go!
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On your back.
Twenty sit-ups.
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Temperature today isexpected to hit 78.
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And in downtown L.A.,they're expecting...
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Go!
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Way to go, Chris!
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Thanks, mister.
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Get it in there.
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Come on, fellas!
Talk it up!
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I'm going to go around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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You got it?
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Move! Charge the ball!
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Fire it in there!
Around the infield now!
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We'll do it around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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Hey, Buttermaker.
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- What the hell took you so long?
- I had three pools to clean.
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- You know my son Toby, right?
- Hi, Buttermaker.
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This little guy is going to be
a great ballplayer, aren't you, son?
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I really appreciate this.
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It's a shame that none of the
fathers have the time for it.
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- If I wasn't so busy at City Hall...
- You got my check, Whitewood?
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Check?
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Son, why don't you
get your bike off the car?
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I thought we were going
to be quiet about the money.
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- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- It's gonna be rough.
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You just got one week
till the first game.
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I wanted to introduce you to
the administrators, but you're late.
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You forgot to sign the check.
Check is not signed.
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Oh. Helps, right?
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You ask around for a woman
they call Cleveland.
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She'll get things
set for you. Here.
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Here's a list
of the boys on the team.
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Don't let any of these bastards
give you a hard time.
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Put that away.
Hang in there.
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You know, I think we're doing
a really fine thing.
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- Dad said you played pro ball.
- Yeah.
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I thought you just
cleaned swimming pools.
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- Says you were really great once.
- That's nice of him.
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Get that bike off the field!
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Get it off!
You're marking it up!
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- And stay off the field!
- Excuse me.
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- Sorry he yelled at your boy.
- That's not my boy.
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My husband's uptight about
the infield, and he sometimes yells.
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Jill.
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- Jill, honey.
- My name is Buttermaker.
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I'm coach of the new team,
and I'm looking for Miss Cleveland.
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She's in the equipment room.
It's straight ahead.
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Goddamn class-action suits are
gonna be the ruin of this country.
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It wasn't so bad when
the courts made us take girls.
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At least the ones that came
could play, but now this.
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- This equipment's kind of had it.
- Damn right, Mr. Buttermaker.
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That's because this is normally
a six-team league, not seven.
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You're gonna have to
be happy with what's left.
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Look, Buttermaker, the problem
is your friend Whitewood.
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He could have got those boys
in any of the other leagues.
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Why the hell
did he sue this one?
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Why? We're different than the
other leagues, and he knows it.
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We run a highly
competitive program here.
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It's highly competitive.
Want to know something?
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It's not us.
It's the boys.
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It's the boys themselves
that want it that way.
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Buttermaker, new rule book.
See that you memorize it.
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You got not even an hour
to practice on that field.
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Good luck, huh?
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When I say your name, step forward
and tell me what position you play.
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- Rudi Stein.
- Pitcher. Can I play pitch...
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- Sure. Regi Tower.
- I got a pretty good arm.
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My father said
for me to play infield.
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Mr. Buttermaker,
I'm on your team.
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- Last year I was playing baseball...
- Did you really pitch a no-hitter?
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I'm Tower...
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My dad's a Yankee fan, and he
never heard of no Buttermaker...
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who ever played for the Yankees,
let alone pitched a no-hitter!
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I don't know who you are,
but sit down and shut up.
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- Can I play second or third base?
- The situation with the glasses...
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Forget about the glasses.
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All right, guys,
let's get one thing straight.
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I was a heck of a ballplayer,
but I never pitched for the Yankees.
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- As a matter of fact...
- You never played major league.
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But you did pitch
for Phoenix in the minors.
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In 1951, you won nine games...
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Iost six, had 170 strikeouts...
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and had an E.R.A. Of 2.86.
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Good work, kid.
Ahmad Abdul Raheem.
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- Ahmad Abdul Raheem. Here.
- What position do you want to play?
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I want to switch hit
like my big brothers.
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- I wanna play where Hank Aaron did.
- Right field.
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- Aaron played right field.
- Then right field.
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He also played quite
a few games on second base.
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- Then second base.
- Mike Engelberg.
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My dad thinks I should
try out for catcher.
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He's invaluable. He can play third
and short at the same time.
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- You wanna get "kung-fued"?
- Shut up, Tubs!
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Timmy Luppus?
All right, all right.
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- Timmy Luppus.
- Lupus.
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Crud. Does that booger-eatin' spaz
make me want to puke.
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- What do you want to play, Luppus?
- Lupus.
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He's shy, Coach.
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Shy, my butt.
He's an idiot.
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Shut up, Tanner.
He's just quiet.
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Timmy and I could do
a fine job sharing right field.
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Let's not talk anymore about it.
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Everybody out on the field
and take any position you want.
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We'll figure out
where you play later.
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- Could Timmy and I play right field?
- Anyplace at all.
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- Just get out there.
- Do you want us to split it?
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Shut up and get out there.
Let's go, boys.
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Mister Buttermaker...
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I think my dad said something about
these two boys were Mexican.
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They don't speak any English.
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All right, let's get one.
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Hey, can't you hold off of that
until after practice?
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There's energy in chocolate.
I need energy.
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All right, let's get one.
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Damn it, Regi!
Attack that ball!
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- Pay attention out there.
- It was right at me.
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Attack it!
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All right, get one.
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Look alive.
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How could you?
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- Hey, Engelberg.
- What?
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There's chocolate
all over this ball.
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Look, Mr. Buttermaker,
quit bugging me about my food.
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People always bug me about it.
My shrink says that's why I'm fat.
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You're not doing me
any good, so just quit it!
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Look alive. Let's get one.
Are you ready?
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Let's get one out there.
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- Engelberg?
- What?
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That is a bunt...
B-U-N-T.
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The catcher is supposed to pick up
the bunt and throw it to first base.
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How was I supposed to know? You made
such a big deal yelling out to them.
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Diversionary tactic, Engelberg.
Now get the ball.
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Why are you always
picking on me?
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Engelberg, quit your bellyaching
and throw the ball to first base!
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Don't blame me.
I didn't even know it was your car.
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It's dumb, parking it so close
to the field anyway.
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All right, boys.
Let's get back to basics.
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This is a baseball.
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The object is to keep the baseball
within the confines of the field.
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Wait a minute!
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One wild throw, you don't think
we know what a ball is?
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I don't think I like
that kind of talk.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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We play like this, we'll be
the laughingstock of the league.
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What do you expect?
All we got on this team...
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is a bunch of Jews,
spics, niggers, pansies...
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and a booger-eating moron.
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Tanner, you should be
reminded from time to time...
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that you're one of the few
people on this team...
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who's not a Jew, spic, nigger,
pansy, or booger-eating moron.
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So you better cool it, or we may be
disposed to beat the crap outta you.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Cut it out!
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Now, guys, somebody's
gonna pay for this windshield.
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And I think, Engelberg,
it's gonna be your father.
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Bullshit.
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Come on, babe. We were
supposed to be here by 7:30.
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- It looks like a baseball field.
- They did a nice job, didn't they?
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I had them
leave off the anchovies...
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because I didn't know whether
to use them as bats or the baseline.
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Besides, most people don't like
the taste of anchovies.
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- I don't like them.
- You see?
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Carol, where is Frank?
Is he still practicing?
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You got to keep after him.
You all look terrific.
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Everybody be patient.
Pizza's on very soon.
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Jill, I'm getting ready
for the slide show.
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- Glad you could make it.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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We have one of these every year. It
gets things off on a friendly note.
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After the start of the season, we
all don't always get along so well.
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How are the uniforms
coming along?
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What?
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The uniforms.
Your team uniforms.
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Buttermaker,
you better get on the ball.
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The best colors have been taken:
Green and white, blue and white...
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red and white, maroon and white,
white and maroon.
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Uniforms?
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Hey, Whitewood.
What's this crap about uniforms?
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What do you mean crap?
I've been meaning to ask...
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You're paying me to coach.
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You told me I'd be coaching kids
just a couple of hours a day.
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I've got a lot of pools to clean.
I can't be out looking for uniforms.
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Will you be quiet
for a minute?
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You've been hired
as a manager, right?
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One of the responsibilities
of being a manager...
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is to get a sponsor
and to get uniforms.
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- You didn't tell me that.
- I'm telling you now.
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It's easy. You go to different
businesses and talk to the guys.
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They all like baseball.
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How could you possibly
strike out Ted Williams?
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I had a mother of a screwball.
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He means Ted Williams
was a major leaguer.
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You told us you never
got past the minors.
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It was spring training, Vero Beach.
Struck him out a couple of times.
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You're not supposed to have
open liquor in the car.
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- It's against the law.
- So is murder, Engelberg.
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Now put that back before
you get me into real trouble.
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If you were so great, how come you
never made it to the major leagues?
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Contract disputes.
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- When are we gonna get uniforms?
- I'm working on it.
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Ahmad, even Hank Aaron peels the
old eyelids before he takes a swing.
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Maybe I should
try left-handed.
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No. Not just yet.
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When are we going
to get our uniforms?
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I'm working on it.
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The other kids got their uniforms.
When are we gonna get ours?
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You worry about your hitting.
Let me worry about the uniforms.
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- My hat fell in.
- Dummy.
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Oh, God. You too?
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- How's the vacuuming coming, Toby?
- Not enough suction.
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Just move it back and forth.
It'll come.
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When we're through,
can we go swimming?
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Don't jump in, Engelberg.
You'll flood the valley.
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How's it going, Ogilvie?
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There's not enough pressure,
but I'm adjusting the intake valve.
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- Got a hell of a future in pools.
- Where you been, you crud?
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I've been out getting what
you creeps have been bitching for...
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Uniforms.
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Best pitch I ever taught her
was the curveball.
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How could you teach a 9-year-old
girl to throw a curveball?
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Not only a curveball, but the most
tantalizing knuckler...
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you ever saw in your life.
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This thing was
a thing of beauty.
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It came to the plate
and disappeared.
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It was like a ball
of melted ice cream.
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- Here.
- Thank you, Luppus.
233
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- Lupus.
- Lupus. Sorry.
234
00:15:17,781 --> 00:15:20,375
That's superb.
Thank you very much.
235
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:23,113
Tell us about the time you
struck out Ted Williams again.
236
00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:25,951
Ted Williams, 1947,
Vero Beach, Florida...
237
00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:29,356
spring training,
around March 15th.
238
00:15:29,426 --> 00:15:32,725
Score was tied nothing to nothing.
It was the top of the ninth.
239
00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:35,890
No. It was the bottomof the ninth.
240
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,661
Bases were loaded.
241
00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:41,803
There was old Tedcoming up to the plate...
242
00:15:41,872 --> 00:15:44,602
swinging a menacing bat.
243
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:45,801
"Strike one. '"
244
00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:05,384
- What's the matter?
- Let's keep playing.
245
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:07,487
- He might be hurt.
- I think he's dead.
246
00:16:07,564 --> 00:16:09,759
He's not dead!
He's drunk!
247
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,324
Look at him.
Had enough beer.
248
00:16:12,402 --> 00:16:15,269
- What a mess.
- A lot of smoking too.
249
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:17,831
What do we do?
250
00:16:17,908 --> 00:16:20,376
Nothing. He ain't any good
to us sober either.
251
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:23,345
Opening day's tomorrow. We don't
know what the batting order is.
252
00:16:23,413 --> 00:16:25,973
We don't even have
our positions set or anything.
253
00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:29,075
All we got is a cruddy "alky"
for a manager.
254
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,105
Come on, Red.
Let's straighten your hat.
255
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:03,882
Engelberg, how about buttoning the
buttons on your uniform, will you?
256
00:17:03,954 --> 00:17:07,788
I been trying all morning.
It's too small.
257
00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:11,021
Well, come on.
Look neater, you know.
258
00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:13,528
Ladies and gentlemen,I want to welcome you here...
259
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,622
to the opening gameof the season...
260
00:17:15,699 --> 00:17:18,668
out here with your childrenin the American spirit.
261
00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:24,106
What I want is to see
every boy in America...
262
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:28,270
out on the baseball field
playing the great game of baseball.
263
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,835
Thank you.
264
00:17:34,985 --> 00:17:39,081
Well, this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
265
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:41,124
It's opening day.
266
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,819
I'd like to call your attention
to our new scoreboard...
267
00:17:43,894 --> 00:17:48,092
named in memory of Tommy Martin,who played in our league.
268
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,156
Look out! Get back!
269
00:17:54,771 --> 00:17:57,205
Get off the field!
270
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:20,859
All right, come here.
That's far enough.
271
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:22,990
- You little punk, you just...
- Cool it!
272
00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:26,126
What did you think you
were doing, you little punk?
273
00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,071
I'll deck that kid!
274
00:18:29,739 --> 00:18:31,730
You'll have to get rid of the bike.
275
00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:39,204
What was l...
Oh, yes.
276
00:18:39,282 --> 00:18:43,343
The new scoreboard
in memory of Tommy...
277
00:18:44,153 --> 00:18:46,485
Tommy Martin, and, well...
278
00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:49,525
After the takingof the team pictures today...
279
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,117
parents and friendsare encouraged to stay...
280
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:54,925
for the game betweenthe Bears and Yankees.
281
00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,794
Come on, Indians, line up.
282
00:18:56,866 --> 00:19:00,131
A second game will beginat 3:00 this afternoon.
283
00:19:00,203 --> 00:19:02,228
We urge you to returnat that time...
284
00:19:02,305 --> 00:19:05,206
to see the Athleticsagainst the Mets.
285
00:19:10,613 --> 00:19:13,480
Mr. Buttermaker,
they're taking the team pictures!
286
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:19,278
I want you to look like champions
because you're gonna be champions.
287
00:19:19,355 --> 00:19:21,448
Stand up straight
and look at them.
288
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:24,450
That's it, boys.
289
00:19:24,527 --> 00:19:27,018
You got that champion
look about you.
290
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:29,894
Come on, Buttermaker!
291
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:31,456
Quick!
292
00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:34,469
- He's gonna take the picture!
- Can't you wait?
293
00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:37,097
- My uniform's too small.
- Shut up.
294
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,639
Take the picture!
295
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:49,851
Okay, boys, come on.
Straighten up. Big grins.
296
00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:04,297
That's perfect.
Thank you.
297
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,928
What so proudly we hailed
298
00:20:08,004 --> 00:20:11,098
At the twilight's last gleaming
299
00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:14,769
And the rockets'red glare
300
00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:18,007
The bombs bursting in air
301
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,278
Gave proof through the night
302
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:25,752
That our flag was still there
303
00:20:25,821 --> 00:20:34,923
Oh say does that star-spangledbanner yet wave
304
00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:40,958
O'er the land of the free
305
00:20:41,037 --> 00:20:47,840
And the home of the brave
306
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:04,250
Play ball! Batter up!
307
00:21:04,327 --> 00:21:06,522
First in the Yankee lineup today...
308
00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:11,090
Andy Berger, number seven,center field.
309
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,170
Come on, baby!
Take two of them!
310
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:31,584
You got to tag him, dummy!
311
00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,519
What are you doing?
312
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:36,490
Joey Turner,number two, pitcher.
313
00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:39,084
Here we go.
Let's go, Joey!
314
00:21:39,161 --> 00:21:41,152
Let's go, Joey!
315
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,695
Hey, left fielder!
316
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:50,398
Throw it in!
317
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,406
Come on in, Joey!
318
00:22:05,621 --> 00:22:07,748
Don Jacobsen, second base.
319
00:22:09,892 --> 00:22:12,224
I got a bead on it!
320
00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:17,855
- Where's our shortstop?
- Aren't you the shortstop?
321
00:22:17,933 --> 00:22:20,401
Was that an error?
322
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:24,098
It's an error on the throw,
but no error on the infielder...
323
00:22:24,173 --> 00:22:26,073
'cause he wasn't there.
324
00:23:29,972 --> 00:23:31,462
Time!
325
00:23:33,008 --> 00:23:36,000
And a time-out is calledby the Bears'manager.
326
00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:40,504
Tanner.
327
00:23:41,684 --> 00:23:43,618
You okay?
328
00:23:43,686 --> 00:23:46,951
Look, you crud,
just get back to your beer.
329
00:23:48,691 --> 00:23:49,988
Get going.
330
00:23:53,496 --> 00:23:55,361
Get out of here.
331
00:24:02,505 --> 00:24:05,167
Atta boy, Bobby!
332
00:24:05,241 --> 00:24:07,175
Come on, Bobby!
Come on in!
333
00:24:07,243 --> 00:24:08,870
Slide! Slide!
334
00:24:08,944 --> 00:24:11,845
Way to go!
No competition!
335
00:24:13,249 --> 00:24:14,739
Hey, clutch!
336
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:19,213
Go ahead, take it.
Take two, take three.
337
00:24:19,288 --> 00:24:21,222
Go on home.
338
00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:27,126
Home, I said.
Trust me. Home.
339
00:24:27,196 --> 00:24:28,686
Home!
340
00:24:30,299 --> 00:24:32,392
Maybe we ought to...
341
00:24:34,036 --> 00:24:35,697
Damn it.
342
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,399
Hold it up.
343
00:24:40,476 --> 00:24:43,445
I just want to get a word
with the other coach, okay?
344
00:24:43,512 --> 00:24:46,208
- Okay, hurry it up.
- You got it.
345
00:24:46,282 --> 00:24:48,307
- Hey, Turner.
- Yeah?
346
00:24:48,384 --> 00:24:51,876
What do you say we call this off?
This is getting ridiculous.
347
00:24:51,954 --> 00:24:56,323
They're calling it off in 15 minutes
so let me give you a little advice.
348
00:24:56,392 --> 00:24:58,189
Let your team stay out there.
349
00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:01,957
That way they didn't give up,
and they won't be quitters.
350
00:25:02,765 --> 00:25:04,960
I'm calling this off right now.
351
00:25:05,034 --> 00:25:08,094
- I was just thinking of your boys.
- The hell you were.
352
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,195
The hell I wasn't.
353
00:25:10,272 --> 00:25:13,537
What I saw out there today
made me sick, you know that?
354
00:25:13,609 --> 00:25:16,134
Your team has no right
being on that field.
355
00:25:16,212 --> 00:25:19,204
Look at yourself, Butterworth.
Look at that team.
356
00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:24,484
I mean, why don't you
do this league a favor?
357
00:25:25,554 --> 00:25:27,647
You and the Bears
just drop out.
358
00:25:27,723 --> 00:25:29,350
I mean it.
359
00:25:29,425 --> 00:25:32,087
I mean just...
just drop out.
360
00:25:37,032 --> 00:25:40,832
- I mean it.
- We forfeit the game.
361
00:25:40,903 --> 00:25:43,201
- You forfeit?
- Yeah.
362
00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,240
That's it!
That's the game!
363
00:25:45,307 --> 00:25:48,504
- Forfeit by the Bears!
- Come on in, fellas!
364
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:51,740
The remainder of this gamehas been canceled...
365
00:25:51,814 --> 00:25:54,476
by request of the Bears'manager,and forfeited to the Yankees.
366
00:25:55,584 --> 00:25:58,280
Next up,the Athletics and the Mets.
367
00:26:00,055 --> 00:26:03,547
Up the alley, down the street,
who's the hardest team to beat?
368
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,594
Bears! Bears!
369
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:13,267
Well, guys, it ain't so bad.
370
00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:16,506
I was once in a high-school game
where the score...
371
00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:23,545
Come on, guys.
It's only a game.
372
00:26:23,613 --> 00:26:27,174
Nice try. Maybe next time
you'll get a chance to bat.
373
00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,309
Hey, Tanner!
Come down, Tanner.
374
00:26:29,385 --> 00:26:31,683
Get down from there.
Forget about that.
375
00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:34,188
Sit down.
I want to talk to you.
376
00:26:34,257 --> 00:26:37,488
I'm not listening to you, crud.
I'm leaving.
377
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,723
- Sit down, Tanner.
- Leave him alone.
378
00:26:40,796 --> 00:26:43,390
Hey, wait a minute.
Where are you guys going?
379
00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:46,026
I got to talk to you.
It's important.
380
00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:48,093
I got to talk to you.
381
00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:54,203
- What do you want?
- Ahmad's up a tree.
382
00:26:54,277 --> 00:26:56,438
- Ahmad?
- Yeah.
383
00:26:56,512 --> 00:26:58,912
- Climbed up a tree?
- Says he's not coming down.
384
00:26:58,981 --> 00:27:00,710
Tell his family about it.
385
00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,115
Said if I told them
where he was, he'd kill me.
386
00:27:03,185 --> 00:27:05,119
And anyway,
I promised him I wouldn't.
387
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,995
How's the view up there, Ahmad?
388
00:27:28,277 --> 00:27:30,837
How come you're not
wearing your clothes?
389
00:27:30,913 --> 00:27:33,177
Don't deserve to wear
no uniform.
390
00:27:36,886 --> 00:27:38,877
You get away from here,
Buttermaker.
391
00:27:40,556 --> 00:27:43,855
This ain't your tree.
Anybody can climb up here.
392
00:27:43,926 --> 00:27:46,417
Just leave me alone.
393
00:27:46,495 --> 00:27:48,963
Keeping your family
waiting, you know.
394
00:27:49,031 --> 00:27:51,226
Can't face them.
395
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,767
Why?
396
00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:55,133
What do you mean?
Errors, that's why.
397
00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:57,069
Easy fly balls.
398
00:27:57,139 --> 00:27:59,869
There's nothing easy about
those fly balls, Ahmad.
399
00:27:59,942 --> 00:28:02,809
They were tough chances.
The sun was in your eyes.
400
00:28:02,878 --> 00:28:05,244
Don't give me any of
your honky bullshit.
401
00:28:05,314 --> 00:28:06,838
I know they were easy.
402
00:28:06,916 --> 00:28:09,350
Let's not bring race
into this, Ahmad.
403
00:28:09,418 --> 00:28:11,943
We got enough problems as it is.
404
00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:17,082
- Your brothers will understand.
- No, they won't.
405
00:28:17,159 --> 00:28:20,458
They'd never make flubs like that.
They were all big athletes.
406
00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:22,929
When they were my age,
they were captains of their teams...
407
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,899
and great players,
and I'm not.
408
00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:27,435
I'm lousy at football,
lousy at basketball...
409
00:28:27,503 --> 00:28:31,303
and I'm lousy at baseball, and I'm
quitting the whole damn thing.
410
00:28:32,975 --> 00:28:35,967
Thank God Hank Aaron
didn't act like this.
411
00:28:36,045 --> 00:28:37,034
What?
412
00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:40,412
Don't give me that "what."
You know what I'm talking about.
413
00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:42,451
What you talking about?
414
00:28:42,518 --> 00:28:45,316
The 42 errors.
415
00:28:45,388 --> 00:28:46,878
Forty-two errors?
416
00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:49,789
Come off it, Ahmad!
Stop pulling my leg.
417
00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:53,260
You know what I'm talking about.
You know all about Hank Aaron.
418
00:28:53,329 --> 00:28:56,196
His first year in sandlot ball,
he committed 42 errors.
419
00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:59,359
He was nine years old.
Broke his little heart.
420
00:28:59,435 --> 00:29:03,462
He damn near quit.
Thank God for us he didn't.
421
00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:07,305
- There'd be no great old number 44.
- Buttermaker, you're so full of...
422
00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:09,844
It's common knowledge,
for crying out loud!
423
00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:11,937
Ask Ogilvie!
424
00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:17,052
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
He's your favorite player too.
425
00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:23,114
Well.
426
00:29:25,194 --> 00:29:27,594
Kind of ruins my plans.
427
00:29:27,663 --> 00:29:32,430
I was thinking around the fourth
game, you'd be switch-hitting.
428
00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:35,800
With your speed
and right side of the plate...
429
00:29:35,871 --> 00:29:38,271
those few extra steps you get,
you'd be a tough out.
430
00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,070
You know, bunts,
things like that.
431
00:29:44,847 --> 00:29:46,280
I am kind of fast, huh?
432
00:29:48,217 --> 00:29:49,912
You're very fast.
433
00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:55,985
At present there are at leasttwo to three instances...
434
00:29:56,058 --> 00:29:59,926
of cardiac arrest or heart seizureat every major sports event...
435
00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:02,225
at the Coliseum...
436
00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:05,495
You're two and a half hours late.
I told you to meet me in my office.
437
00:30:05,568 --> 00:30:07,559
- I couldn't find it.
- Jesus.
438
00:30:07,636 --> 00:30:10,867
I couldn't believe that score...
26 to nothing.
439
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,430
What a beating!
440
00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:16,069
My son wouldn't come out
of his room all weekend.
441
00:30:19,515 --> 00:30:21,676
That's why I want
to disband the team.
442
00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:23,912
- Have you told the boys yet?
- Not yet.
443
00:30:23,986 --> 00:30:27,752
I was hoping to sneak away from the
office today and drop by the field.
444
00:30:27,823 --> 00:30:30,519
Actually, it might be better
if you told them yourself.
445
00:30:30,593 --> 00:30:34,290
I mean, they really do like you.
And I'd appreciate it.
446
00:30:34,363 --> 00:30:36,558
What if the boys
don't want to quit?
447
00:30:36,632 --> 00:30:40,033
That's not important. This has
been very humiliating for me.
448
00:30:40,102 --> 00:30:44,368
We've obviously put these boys in
a situation they just can't handle.
449
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,375
- I hope you think that's fair.
- Excuse me.
450
00:30:47,443 --> 00:30:51,379
Mr. Harrison is here with his 2:30
appointment about the police bill.
451
00:30:51,447 --> 00:30:55,315
- Would you sign these first?
- I know this has all been my fault.
452
00:30:55,384 --> 00:30:58,012
I just want to end it
as quickly as possible.
453
00:31:03,692 --> 00:31:05,319
Good-bye, Buttermaker.
454
00:31:30,986 --> 00:31:32,977
I know it says $ 1.25 on the map...
455
00:31:33,055 --> 00:31:35,888
but what it really is is $2.00
because of inflation.
456
00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,762
Hey, Boilermaker,
long time no see.
457
00:31:48,838 --> 00:31:53,537
Pretty fancy neighborhood
you're working these days, Amanda.
458
00:31:53,609 --> 00:31:57,511
- Coming up in the world, huh?
- What are you doing here?
459
00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:01,141
I didn't have any pools to clean, so
I thought I'd drop by and say hello.
460
00:32:01,217 --> 00:32:03,947
- How's your mom?
- Fine. What's it to you?
461
00:32:04,019 --> 00:32:06,954
Is that the way to talk? I haven't
seen you in two or three years.
462
00:32:07,022 --> 00:32:09,616
If you're looking for money,
you can forget it.
463
00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:12,252
I'm not looking for money.
I'm not looking for anything.
464
00:32:12,328 --> 00:32:14,489
- Be sociable, for crying out loud.
- What's that?
465
00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:17,430
- What's what?
- It's a mitt.
466
00:32:17,499 --> 00:32:19,626
- What?
- That.
467
00:32:19,702 --> 00:32:21,363
Oh, yeah.
468
00:32:21,437 --> 00:32:24,429
I thought, you know,
if you weren't too busy...
469
00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:26,974
- maybe you'd like to play catch.
- No, thanks.
470
00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:32,443
Well, it was just an idea.
I mean, it's...
471
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:38,277
- How's your fastball these days?
- Why?
472
00:32:38,354 --> 00:32:42,415
To tell you the truth, I'm coaching
a bunch of kids some baseball.
473
00:32:42,491 --> 00:32:45,460
Maybe if you're not doing anything,
you can drop by the field...
474
00:32:45,527 --> 00:32:47,722
and maybe join the team
for old times' sake.
475
00:32:47,796 --> 00:32:50,663
I knew you were up to something.
I'm through with pitching.
476
00:32:50,733 --> 00:32:54,032
My mom says you almost ruined me
with that sports stuff.
477
00:32:54,103 --> 00:32:55,263
How?
478
00:32:55,337 --> 00:32:58,170
That fastball you taught me
put my arm in a sling.
479
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:02,199
It's a fine way to act toward me.
I figure you owe me a thing or two.
480
00:33:02,278 --> 00:33:05,111
- Owe you a thing or two?
- I was like a father to you.
481
00:33:05,180 --> 00:33:09,082
- Some father.
- Didn't I take you to ball games?
482
00:33:09,151 --> 00:33:11,585
- You'd have gone anyway.
- Didn't I take you horseback riding?
483
00:33:11,654 --> 00:33:14,384
Didn't I take you and your mother
to the movies twice a week?
484
00:33:14,456 --> 00:33:17,789
- Didn't I pay for your math tutor?
- The tutor was a drunk like you.
485
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:19,589
I got a "D" in math that year.
486
00:33:19,662 --> 00:33:22,130
Didn't I let you hang around
while I cleaned the pools?
487
00:33:22,197 --> 00:33:24,358
While you cleaned the pools?
Who are you trying to kid?
488
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:27,800
I'm the one who did all the work.
You sat and drank beer all day.
489
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,861
By the fourth pool,
you were out cold.
490
00:33:29,939 --> 00:33:32,430
I had to call my mom
to come pick us up.
491
00:33:33,676 --> 00:33:36,440
What about your appendix?
Who rushed you to the hospital?
492
00:33:36,512 --> 00:33:39,345
Who saved your life? Would
you be alive if it weren't for me?
493
00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,349
When you weren't
saving people's lives...
494
00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:43,612
you were sitting around
the apartment drunk.
495
00:33:43,686 --> 00:33:46,382
Then you just split.
You made my mother sick.
496
00:33:46,455 --> 00:33:49,856
She wanted to marry you.
Boy, was she dumb.
497
00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:52,291
Your mother and I didn't
get along too well, Amanda.
498
00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:55,455
I liked her very much though.
I still do, as a matter of fact.
499
00:33:55,531 --> 00:34:00,059
I'm just not the marrying kind.
But I guess I handled it badly, huh?
500
00:34:00,135 --> 00:34:01,970
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
501
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,597
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
502
00:34:03,671 --> 00:34:05,605
Don't tell me what kind
of language I can use.
503
00:34:05,673 --> 00:34:07,402
If you're gonna talk that way...
504
00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:11,138
You're not my father, and I ain't
playing baseball for you anymore.
505
00:34:11,212 --> 00:34:14,010
So why don't you get back
into that sardine can...
506
00:34:14,082 --> 00:34:16,073
and go vacuum the bottom
of the Pacific Ocean?
507
00:34:16,150 --> 00:34:19,278
I've got business. You're blocking
my customers with your car.
508
00:34:30,331 --> 00:34:32,697
All right, boys. Let's go.
509
00:34:32,767 --> 00:34:34,997
Up. Everybody up.
Practice. Come on!
510
00:34:49,784 --> 00:34:52,617
All right, all right.
I'm an asshole.
511
00:34:52,687 --> 00:34:56,123
Go ahead and yell.
Get it off your chests.
512
00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:57,680
I deserve it.
513
00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:11,229
We really appreciate these
new uniforms, Buttermaker...
514
00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:15,002
but we're not going to be
needing them anymore.
515
00:35:17,111 --> 00:35:21,912
We've been taking a lot of razzing
in school about opening day, and...
516
00:35:21,983 --> 00:35:25,419
And they were laughing at us,
picking on us.
517
00:35:26,154 --> 00:35:30,022
Anyway, we took a vote
and decided that we'd quit.
518
00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:33,350
What the hell happened
to you, Tanner?
519
00:35:33,428 --> 00:35:35,293
Tanner got into a fight
because of it.
520
00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:36,523
Who with?
521
00:35:36,597 --> 00:35:39,031
- The seventh grade.
- What?
522
00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,829
The seventh grade.
523
00:35:40,902 --> 00:35:43,029
You took on
the whole seventh grade?
524
00:35:45,339 --> 00:35:47,273
You want to quit, Tanner?
525
00:35:47,341 --> 00:35:50,037
Crud, no.
I want to play ball.
526
00:35:56,584 --> 00:35:58,984
I can understand
how you guys feel.
527
00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:03,721
I haven't been
much of a manager...
528
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,419
or much of anything else,
for that matter.
529
00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:12,088
And I'm sorry.
530
00:36:13,601 --> 00:36:17,367
But this quitting thing, it's a hard
habit to break once you start.
531
00:36:19,507 --> 00:36:21,600
You're a damn
good bunch of boys.
532
00:36:21,676 --> 00:36:25,168
You probably deserved
a lot better than me...
533
00:36:25,246 --> 00:36:27,510
but we're stuck
with each other.
534
00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:28,879
Jimmy, grab a bat.
535
00:36:28,950 --> 00:36:31,418
Engelberry, get your gear on,
get behind home plate.
536
00:36:31,486 --> 00:36:34,080
- What for?
- We need to practice.
537
00:36:34,155 --> 00:36:36,350
But we disbanded the team.
538
00:36:36,424 --> 00:36:39,120
- We took a vote.
- Goddamn it!
539
00:36:39,193 --> 00:36:41,718
Nobody's vote counts
around here but mine!
540
00:36:41,796 --> 00:36:46,096
Get your gear, and get your fat ass
to the plate before I kick it there.
541
00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:48,897
The rest of you pansy-ass quitters,
move your asses...
542
00:36:48,970 --> 00:36:51,598
before I kick them all
up there into position!
543
00:36:52,373 --> 00:36:55,467
We got a game with
the Athletics next Wednesday...
544
00:36:55,543 --> 00:36:57,807
and that means
only one thing...
545
00:36:57,879 --> 00:37:01,076
bad news for the Athletics!
546
00:37:04,385 --> 00:37:06,979
You're dragging
your right foot, Jimmy.
547
00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:09,750
You got to plant it.
Here, I'll show you.
548
00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,322
Right here. Just plant it.
Make sure it stays there.
549
00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:19,497
Let's look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
550
00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,838
Way to go, Jimmy!
551
00:37:24,906 --> 00:37:26,464
Good hit!
552
00:37:26,541 --> 00:37:28,065
Way to go!
553
00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:34,413
No, Tanner, no!
Everybody watch this.
554
00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:37,645
You get down on your left knee
so that if you miss the ball...
555
00:37:37,718 --> 00:37:39,777
it hits your body,
you still make the play.
556
00:37:39,854 --> 00:37:41,412
Up, everybody.
557
00:37:41,489 --> 00:37:43,616
All right, Engelberry,
hit it again.
558
00:37:46,027 --> 00:37:49,554
That's the way to do it!
You see how easy it is?
559
00:37:49,630 --> 00:37:52,758
You see how simple that is?
Just get down on your left knee.
560
00:37:52,833 --> 00:37:55,927
You miss the ball, you can still
make the play. Understand?
561
00:37:56,003 --> 00:37:57,561
Okay, let's do it again.
562
00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:07,212
A busted bat
and a long fly ball...
563
00:38:07,281 --> 00:38:10,250
Any day now
Durocher will call!
564
00:38:23,965 --> 00:38:25,330
Shit!
565
00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:34,104
Any second now, Ogilvie,
heart attack time.
566
00:38:35,509 --> 00:38:38,103
I'll send flowers
to your funeral.
567
00:38:38,179 --> 00:38:40,204
Must have sustenance.
568
00:38:49,624 --> 00:38:51,922
Couldn't you at least
have unwrapped it?
569
00:38:51,993 --> 00:38:53,585
I got it! I got it!
570
00:38:53,661 --> 00:38:55,595
Good move!
571
00:39:00,234 --> 00:39:01,223
Butterworth.
572
00:39:01,302 --> 00:39:03,429
Hello, Roy.
573
00:39:03,504 --> 00:39:05,938
What's your boys
doing out in the field?
574
00:39:06,874 --> 00:39:09,809
Getting ready for a game
with the Athletics.
575
00:39:09,877 --> 00:39:11,367
Haven't you heard?
576
00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:14,437
Councilman Whitewood told the league
committee he's calling it quits.
577
00:39:14,515 --> 00:39:16,745
He is. We aren't.
578
00:39:16,817 --> 00:39:19,684
What are you, one of those
sadists or something?
579
00:39:19,754 --> 00:39:22,086
Didn't those kids take enough
of a beating opening day?
580
00:39:22,156 --> 00:39:25,489
- What the hell you trying to do?
- Win the pennant.
581
00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:28,960
This schedule says that on the last
day of the season, June 19th...
582
00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:31,294
the two best teams
play for a title.
583
00:39:31,365 --> 00:39:33,356
We intend to be
one of those teams.
584
00:39:33,434 --> 00:39:35,527
Be a lot of fun
if you were the other.
585
00:39:35,603 --> 00:39:38,071
Two hands, Engelberg!
Two hands!
586
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,866
Guys, I want to see some
hard-nosed play out there.
587
00:39:42,943 --> 00:39:45,036
Now, everybody,
once more with feeling.
588
00:39:45,112 --> 00:39:46,773
First base! Second base!
589
00:39:46,847 --> 00:39:49,338
Do we have to do that one?
It's so corny.
590
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,578
Listen to me.
Once more with feeling.
591
00:39:51,652 --> 00:39:55,144
First base! Second base!
Third base! Home!
592
00:39:55,222 --> 00:39:59,181
Around them bases
we shall roam!
593
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,751
Come on, batter!
594
00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:03,820
Check the big play!
595
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,427
Batter can't hit!
596
00:40:11,038 --> 00:40:13,097
Batter, swing!
597
00:40:13,174 --> 00:40:15,039
Ball four!
Take your base.
598
00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:35,162
Go home! Home!
599
00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:37,094
Here! Home!
600
00:40:37,164 --> 00:40:39,962
Go home!
All the way home!
601
00:40:51,879 --> 00:40:53,346
Out!
602
00:40:53,414 --> 00:40:54,403
Crud!
603
00:41:00,488 --> 00:41:02,820
Come on! Catch it!
604
00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:07,550
Who do we appreciate?
605
00:41:07,628 --> 00:41:09,596
Bears! Bears!
606
00:41:13,234 --> 00:41:16,260
All right, come on, guys.
Lighten up.
607
00:41:16,337 --> 00:41:18,606
We finished
the whole game, didn't we?
608
00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:22,038
Tanner almost got a base hit
in the fourth inning.
609
00:41:22,109 --> 00:41:24,600
Matter of fact,
I thought you were safe.
610
00:41:25,713 --> 00:41:30,082
- Rome wasn't built in a day.
- It took several hundred years.
611
00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:34,086
We lost 18 to nothing, and
the Athletics are the worst team.
612
00:41:34,154 --> 00:41:37,282
- Second worst.
- Sorry, I forgot.
613
00:41:37,358 --> 00:41:40,623
Snap out of it! Nobody said
it was going to be easy.
614
00:41:40,694 --> 00:41:42,889
Don't look so glum.
615
00:41:42,963 --> 00:41:45,727
Well, we committed 24 errors.
616
00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:49,895
Their pitcher threw a no-hitter.
But there is some good news.
617
00:41:51,238 --> 00:41:54,469
Two of our runners almost
managed to get to first base...
618
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:57,237
and we did hit 17 foul balls.
619
00:41:57,311 --> 00:42:00,007
That's the spirit!
Come on, guys!
620
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,605
Cokes and hot dogs on me.
621
00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:04,512
This way.
622
00:42:04,652 --> 00:42:07,985
- I said I wasn't interested.
- There's nothing to be afraid of.
623
00:42:08,055 --> 00:42:10,888
I'm not afraid. I'm just through
with all that tomboy stuff.
624
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,189
Baseball's not tomboy stuff. It's
your country's national pastime.
625
00:42:14,261 --> 00:42:18,027
It's a lot healthier than sitting
here on a stupid street corner...
626
00:42:18,098 --> 00:42:20,931
selling dumb maps
to a bunch of ignorant hicks.
627
00:42:21,001 --> 00:42:22,628
Look at that gut on you.
628
00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:25,399
I beg your pardon.
There isn't an ounce of fat on me.
629
00:42:25,472 --> 00:42:28,032
There will be if you keep
sitting around here.
630
00:42:28,108 --> 00:42:31,407
- This is sure a lousy job you got.
- It ain't lousy.
631
00:42:31,478 --> 00:42:35,073
Half the state of Iowa came by
last week. Cleared 85 bucks.
632
00:42:35,149 --> 00:42:37,515
Bet it's more than you make.
633
00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:40,451
- You saving any of that money?
- Of course I am.
634
00:42:40,521 --> 00:42:42,512
What are you going
to do with it?
635
00:42:42,589 --> 00:42:44,580
I'm going to get braces.
636
00:42:45,726 --> 00:42:48,786
I'm going to be taking
ballet lessons pretty soon.
637
00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:51,057
I'm going to be a model.
638
00:42:51,131 --> 00:42:54,157
Well, now we're
getting somewhere.
639
00:42:55,102 --> 00:42:56,091
Tell you what.
640
00:42:56,170 --> 00:42:58,161
You come and pitch
a few games for us...
641
00:42:58,238 --> 00:43:00,763
I'll pay for the modeling thing
and the ballet lessons.
642
00:43:00,841 --> 00:43:03,139
Can't do anything about the braces
'cause that's big money.
643
00:43:03,210 --> 00:43:04,939
Buttermaker, you're so dumb.
644
00:43:05,012 --> 00:43:07,139
Those boys aren't rough.
You won't get hurt.
645
00:43:07,214 --> 00:43:10,377
That's got nothing
to do with it.
646
00:43:10,451 --> 00:43:13,852
I'm almost 12, and I'll...
I'll be getting a bra soon.
647
00:43:18,158 --> 00:43:20,149
Well, maybe in a year or so.
648
00:43:20,227 --> 00:43:22,661
I can't be playing
no dumb baseball.
649
00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:26,598
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
650
00:43:28,435 --> 00:43:31,233
You're turning into
a regular little lady.
651
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:35,335
It was a dumb idea anyway.
652
00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:39,502
I mean, you wouldn't have
helped the team much.
653
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:41,571
You were great
when you were nine...
654
00:43:41,648 --> 00:43:44,845
but girls reach their peak
athletically about that age.
655
00:43:44,918 --> 00:43:48,149
Probably haven't picked up
a ball in two years anyway.
656
00:43:49,423 --> 00:43:51,891
Give my love to your mom.
657
00:43:51,959 --> 00:43:53,950
Don't be such a stranger.
658
00:43:57,397 --> 00:43:59,695
- Hey, Boilermaker.
- Yeah?
659
00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,201
Got my curve breaking 21/2 feet.
660
00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:07,297
Then you have been
practicing, huh?
661
00:44:07,374 --> 00:44:11,037
But don't give me no baloney about
a curve breaking 21/2 feet, though.
662
00:44:11,111 --> 00:44:12,601
For how much?
663
00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:15,811
- Ten bucks.
- Make it 20.
664
00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:17,817
We got a bet.
665
00:44:36,036 --> 00:44:38,504
I thought we were going
to see some curves.
666
00:44:38,572 --> 00:44:42,372
Okay, the next one's coming
right between your eyes.
667
00:44:51,752 --> 00:44:54,880
- Twelve ballet lessons.
- Nine ballet lessons.
668
00:44:54,955 --> 00:44:57,321
They're $3.00 a shot,
for crying out loud.
669
00:44:57,391 --> 00:44:59,484
Twelve ballet lessons or no go.
670
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,529
I just lit that cigar.
That's terrible.
671
00:45:02,596 --> 00:45:05,929
- Make it nine ballet lessons...
- I want the imported kind of jeans.
672
00:45:05,999 --> 00:45:07,261
- Jeans?
- Yes.
673
00:45:07,334 --> 00:45:10,462
- I'm not getting you any jeans.
- French jeans.
674
00:45:10,537 --> 00:45:14,906
Do you know how many pools
I gotta clean to get imported jeans?
675
00:45:14,975 --> 00:45:16,966
- What's wrong with American?
- I don't like them.
676
00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:19,478
Who do you think you are,
Catfish Hunter?
677
00:45:19,546 --> 00:45:21,275
Who's he?
678
00:45:24,117 --> 00:45:27,245
Boys, I'd like you to meet
your new pitcher...
679
00:45:27,321 --> 00:45:28,982
Amanda Whurlizer.
680
00:45:29,056 --> 00:45:31,547
Jews, spics, niggers,
and now a girl?
681
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,252
Grab a bat, punk.
682
00:45:43,136 --> 00:45:46,503
Jimmy Feldman,
Toby Whitewood.
683
00:45:48,442 --> 00:45:52,071
Sixth. No, you're seventh.
Tanner...
684
00:45:52,145 --> 00:45:55,012
First up for the Mets,Roy Close...
685
00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:57,380
number seven, left field.
686
00:45:59,519 --> 00:46:03,216
Come on, Amanda.
Right through him!
687
00:46:19,306 --> 00:46:21,297
Strike three!
You're out!
688
00:46:23,577 --> 00:46:27,570
Now batting for the Mets,David Delmardo.
689
00:46:31,084 --> 00:46:33,109
What's she doing
now with the...
690
00:46:33,186 --> 00:46:35,518
Ah, that's the...
691
00:46:35,589 --> 00:46:37,614
That's the spitter.
692
00:46:37,691 --> 00:46:39,750
Wets her fingers, you see...
693
00:46:39,826 --> 00:46:42,954
and then she appears to dry them
on the peak of her cap...
694
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:46,158
but she's not really drying them
'cause she has Vaseline under there.
695
00:46:49,703 --> 00:46:51,227
Strike three!
696
00:47:00,047 --> 00:47:02,038
Strike three!
You're out!
697
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:06,848
When we get out to the field, take
it easy on the first few batters.
698
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,320
I want to see how
our infield handles balls.
699
00:47:09,389 --> 00:47:11,949
Carl Paranski, number six...
700
00:47:12,025 --> 00:47:15,517
The cool, calm Paranski shift!
701
00:47:26,606 --> 00:47:29,700
You're holding up the game.
Let's get back in the box.
702
00:47:44,057 --> 00:47:46,082
Forget it, Miguel.
703
00:47:59,673 --> 00:48:01,004
Strike three!
704
00:48:10,283 --> 00:48:12,251
Come on, guys!
Pay attention!
705
00:48:12,319 --> 00:48:15,152
They can't win
if they don't score!
706
00:48:43,817 --> 00:48:46,377
Nice work, Engelberg.
Good game.
707
00:48:46,453 --> 00:48:48,921
Nice going, Tanner.
You looked beautiful.
708
00:48:48,989 --> 00:48:51,691
Who do we appreciate? Bears!
709
00:48:51,824 --> 00:48:55,692
Good stuff. Beautiful.
Toby, Jose, Timmy.
710
00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:04,102
Lupus, you spaz! We would've won
if it weren't for you!
711
00:49:04,170 --> 00:49:07,162
- Leave him alone.
- Will you cut that out?
712
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,571
Let's not have any shoving around.
713
00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:12,509
Now cut that out!
Move over.
714
00:49:12,578 --> 00:49:16,241
All I know is, when we win a game,
it's a team win.
715
00:49:16,315 --> 00:49:19,648
When we lose a game,
it's a team loss.
716
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,950
Now, on Friday,
we play the White Sox.
717
00:49:23,022 --> 00:49:25,013
What does that mean
to you guys?
718
00:49:25,091 --> 00:49:28,117
Bad news for the White Sox!
719
00:49:28,861 --> 00:49:30,761
Damn right.
720
00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:33,490
Look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
721
00:49:36,435 --> 00:49:37,629
I got it!
722
00:49:37,703 --> 00:49:39,728
No, you don't!
It's over the fence!
723
00:49:51,851 --> 00:49:54,319
Hey, punk!
I thought l...
724
00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:56,877
I thought I told you
to quit hanging around!
725
00:50:00,359 --> 00:50:02,327
Jumpin' catfish.
726
00:50:02,394 --> 00:50:04,294
What a great arm!
Who is that kid?
727
00:50:04,363 --> 00:50:06,797
Of course he's got a great arm.
728
00:50:06,866 --> 00:50:10,063
He's the best athlete in the area.
But you don't understand.
729
00:50:10,136 --> 00:50:13,128
- That's Kelly Leak.
- You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
730
00:50:13,205 --> 00:50:16,140
- Yeah.
- That dude is a bad mother.
731
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:19,871
You're talking about a loan shark.
I borrowed a nickel from him.
732
00:50:19,945 --> 00:50:22,709
Said if I didn't give him a dime
by Friday, he'd break my arm.
733
00:50:24,116 --> 00:50:27,916
Don't know what he's talking about,
but I like him. He's got balls.
734
00:50:27,987 --> 00:50:31,218
Why screw around? If the guy
can play ball, he can play ball.
735
00:50:31,290 --> 00:50:33,121
Let's get him on the team.
736
00:50:49,608 --> 00:50:51,132
Want to go again?
737
00:50:52,211 --> 00:50:54,111
Anybody else?
738
00:50:58,184 --> 00:51:00,482
Saw you throw the ball.
Got a great arm.
739
00:51:03,389 --> 00:51:04,583
So-so.
740
00:51:04,657 --> 00:51:07,387
We could use a good
outfielder on our team.
741
00:51:07,459 --> 00:51:10,223
You call what you got a team?
742
00:51:24,577 --> 00:51:27,068
What you got against
baseball anyway?
743
00:51:29,882 --> 00:51:32,544
The baseball you guys play
is for faggots and old farts...
744
00:51:32,618 --> 00:51:34,950
who don't have anything
better to do with themselves.
745
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:37,011
You must like
those kind of guys.
746
00:51:37,089 --> 00:51:39,148
You sure hang around
the field often enough.
747
00:51:39,225 --> 00:51:42,854
There's nice ass at the field.
That's why I hang around there.
748
00:51:46,298 --> 00:51:49,995
- I hear you like to gamble.
- We go a dollar a game here.
749
00:51:50,903 --> 00:51:51,961
Serve it.
750
00:51:53,205 --> 00:51:55,730
I don't want
to play for money.
751
00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:57,935
If I win, you play
baseball for the Bears.
752
00:51:58,010 --> 00:52:00,877
- And if I win?
- Name it.
753
00:52:25,271 --> 00:52:27,762
Well, how'd it go?
754
00:52:29,508 --> 00:52:31,567
- I lost.
- What?
755
00:52:31,644 --> 00:52:33,805
- You said you were good!
- I am good! He's just better!
756
00:52:33,879 --> 00:52:36,643
That's the last time
I ever listen to you.
757
00:52:39,418 --> 00:52:41,409
8:00 Friday night.
758
00:52:47,993 --> 00:52:49,893
- What's that?
- Nothing.
759
00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:52,760
What's 8:00 Friday night?
760
00:52:52,831 --> 00:52:56,130
I lost, so I gotta go to the Rolling
Stones concert with the creep.
761
00:52:56,201 --> 00:52:58,328
That's the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of.
762
00:52:58,404 --> 00:53:00,634
11 -year-old girls
don't go out on dates.
763
00:53:00,706 --> 00:53:02,196
Of course they do.
764
00:53:02,274 --> 00:53:04,606
They don't go out
with people like that.
765
00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:08,208
You take the cake.
First you blow the game...
766
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,874
then you get roped into
a date with an ex-con.
767
00:53:10,950 --> 00:53:13,441
You're like a chimney.
I'm sick of it.
768
00:53:14,586 --> 00:53:16,884
Start the car, and let's go.
769
00:53:16,956 --> 00:53:20,187
Probably lost on purpose.
You probably like the little baboon.
770
00:53:20,259 --> 00:53:21,817
Blow it out your bunghole!
771
00:53:26,966 --> 00:53:29,491
What if he tries something...
772
00:53:31,870 --> 00:53:33,303
I'll handle it.
773
00:53:34,039 --> 00:53:36,405
Rolling Stones.
Eleven years old.
774
00:53:36,475 --> 00:53:39,069
I know an 11 -year-old girl
who's on the pill.
775
00:53:40,546 --> 00:53:42,844
Don't ever say that word again.
776
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:45,247
Jesus, just who in the heck
do you think you are?
777
00:53:45,317 --> 00:53:47,182
Your goddamn manager,
that's who.
778
00:53:47,252 --> 00:53:48,776
Big wow.
779
00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:12,533
Lupus, could you go somewhere else
while I'm eating?
780
00:54:12,611 --> 00:54:14,602
You make me sick.
781
00:54:20,019 --> 00:54:22,419
- Cripes.
- Lupus, man.
782
00:54:22,488 --> 00:54:24,149
- How's it going?
- Give it!
783
00:54:24,223 --> 00:54:26,589
What do you need it for?
You hardly ever play anyways.
784
00:54:26,658 --> 00:54:29,058
Sit down.
We was only kidding anyways.
785
00:54:30,162 --> 00:54:31,789
That looks neat, man.
786
00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:35,664
We oughta do that to all the Bears.
They might play better.
787
00:54:37,703 --> 00:54:41,036
Hey, Joey, you hungry?
You want my burrito?
788
00:54:41,106 --> 00:54:43,301
I wouldn't eat your burrito
if you paid me to.
789
00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:46,936
Go on, take it.
That's the best way to eat it.
790
00:54:52,051 --> 00:54:53,541
I'm gonna kill you!
791
00:54:53,619 --> 00:54:56,816
I'll knock your head down so far,
you'll have to take off your hat!
792
00:54:56,889 --> 00:54:59,050
I'm gonna beat
the crud out of you!
793
00:54:59,124 --> 00:55:01,957
I'll take on all
the Yankees after this!
794
00:55:02,027 --> 00:55:05,155
I'm gonna kick your butt,
you little shit!
795
00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:08,427
You owe me 30 cents
for that burrito!
796
00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:17,305
You little shit.
797
00:55:17,376 --> 00:55:20,243
That's one Bear down,
11 to go.
798
00:55:20,312 --> 00:55:22,837
Come to think of it,
they ain't worth it.
799
00:55:29,388 --> 00:55:32,016
Thanks. Nobody ever
stuck up for me before.
800
00:55:32,091 --> 00:55:34,184
If you wiped your nose
once in a while...
801
00:55:34,259 --> 00:55:36,784
people wouldn't give you
so much crud all the time.
802
00:55:48,407 --> 00:55:50,898
How many times you got to be told
to quit hanging around here?
803
00:55:50,976 --> 00:55:53,274
I'm just sitting here.
804
00:55:53,345 --> 00:55:55,870
This field is for ballplayers,
not for juvenile delinquents.
805
00:55:55,948 --> 00:55:59,440
I can play baseball better
than anybody in this league.
806
00:56:00,552 --> 00:56:03,077
It's a shame we're never
going to find that out.
807
00:56:03,155 --> 00:56:06,454
Because nobody here wants
to have anything to do with you.
808
00:56:06,525 --> 00:56:10,484
Now get the hell out of here.
Come on, get out of here!
809
00:56:25,811 --> 00:56:28,245
Something I forgot to tell you.
It's a league rule.
810
00:56:28,313 --> 00:56:30,907
Cups and supporters.
811
00:56:30,983 --> 00:56:33,352
Gotta be worn at all times.
812
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:39,482
- They're very uncomfortable.
- You wear them or you don't play.
813
00:56:39,558 --> 00:56:42,994
Can we stop this already?
We got another hour of practice.
814
00:56:44,963 --> 00:56:48,160
- What are you saying?
- I've brushed up on my Spanish.
815
00:56:48,233 --> 00:56:53,034
I think he's saying something about
his being a Catholic and it's a sin.
816
00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,800
Oh, for Christ's sake.
817
00:56:59,845 --> 00:57:03,337
- It's not a gas mask.
- I know what it is.
818
00:57:03,415 --> 00:57:06,714
This is a free country.
Let's be democratic and take a vote.
819
00:57:06,785 --> 00:57:10,312
- There'll be no vote, Engelberg.
- What about Amanda?
820
00:57:10,389 --> 00:57:12,289
You ain't strapping
one of these on me.
821
00:57:12,357 --> 00:57:15,690
If she don't wear one,
I don't wear one.
822
00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:20,562
Anyway, it's too small.
823
00:57:20,632 --> 00:57:23,226
If she doesn't wear one,
neither do I.
824
00:57:24,236 --> 00:57:27,899
- What are you doing here?
- Some asshole changed my mind.
825
00:57:36,648 --> 00:57:38,809
A little harder, huh?
826
00:57:39,718 --> 00:57:42,312
Who's this turkey think he is,
Mickey Mantle?
827
00:57:42,387 --> 00:57:43,877
Rifle one.
828
00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:13,407
They win one lousy game,
next thing you know...
829
00:58:13,485 --> 00:58:15,544
they'll sue for the right
to play in Dodger Stadium.
830
00:58:23,528 --> 00:58:26,326
Engelberg, did you
take my hamburger?
831
00:58:30,302 --> 00:58:33,533
Hey, would you shut up?
Right on my punch line.
832
00:58:33,605 --> 00:58:36,199
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
833
00:58:36,274 --> 00:58:38,674
of the United States of America...
834
00:58:38,743 --> 00:58:42,144
and to the republic
for which it stands...
835
00:58:42,214 --> 00:58:45,706
one nation,
under God, indivisible...
836
00:58:45,784 --> 00:58:48,582
with liberty and justice for all.
837
00:58:51,022 --> 00:58:53,286
- I just get an eight count here.
- I know, but it's okay.
838
00:58:53,358 --> 00:58:55,189
I got the whole thing figured out.
This is what I do.
839
00:58:55,260 --> 00:58:56,955
I take my two outfielders,
Henry and Thor...
840
00:58:57,028 --> 00:58:58,518
I play them right and left center.
841
00:58:58,597 --> 00:59:00,724
Would you stop it!
You're embarrassing yourself.
842
00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:02,528
Three of my White Sox
have got the flu.
843
00:59:02,601 --> 00:59:05,297
I got a goddamn little Jesus freak
in Bakersfield at a revival meeting.
844
00:59:05,370 --> 00:59:07,565
I am sorry!
845
00:59:07,639 --> 00:59:11,632
The White Sox are gonna have to
forfeit the game. It's a forfeit.
846
00:59:11,710 --> 00:59:14,076
The White Sox have to forfeit.
847
00:59:16,915 --> 00:59:21,011
Two, four, six, eight.
Who do we appreciate?
848
00:59:21,086 --> 00:59:23,782
White Sox! White Sox!
849
00:59:33,999 --> 00:59:36,832
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Sure.
850
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,736
Would you look at that?
851
00:59:44,809 --> 00:59:47,209
I can't help it.
I really hate that kid.
852
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:02,319
Out.
853
01:00:05,297 --> 01:00:06,559
Out!
854
01:00:10,101 --> 01:00:11,432
Out!
855
01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,540
Shit!
856
01:00:45,937 --> 01:00:47,268
He's out.
857
01:01:03,922 --> 01:01:05,321
Stop it! Somebody's hurt!
858
01:01:10,762 --> 01:01:13,560
- Ow. Right in the balls.
- Come on, give him some air.
859
01:01:13,632 --> 01:01:15,930
Get back to the dugout. It's time.
860
01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:17,798
He got hit in the balls.
861
01:01:17,869 --> 01:01:19,803
Cleveland! Stretcher!
862
01:01:21,172 --> 01:01:24,369
- A stretcher for his balls?
- That must hurt.
863
01:01:24,442 --> 01:01:26,410
Buttermaker, do I have to go?
864
01:01:26,478 --> 01:01:28,343
No. We're just going
to get you checked out.
865
01:01:28,413 --> 01:01:30,210
I don't wanna go.
I wanna play.
866
01:01:30,281 --> 01:01:32,715
We have to check you out first.
It's a sensitive area.
867
01:01:32,784 --> 01:01:35,719
- I want to play.
- Don't worry. You'll play.
868
01:01:36,588 --> 01:01:39,921
You better start worrying about
your team finishing in one piece...
869
01:01:39,991 --> 01:01:42,152
instead of trying
to get in the play-offs.
870
01:01:43,695 --> 01:01:45,424
I just pray
he's wearing his cup.
871
01:01:45,497 --> 01:01:49,900
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
872
01:01:49,968 --> 01:01:51,936
ready to go back.
873
01:02:05,884 --> 01:02:10,446
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
874
01:02:10,522 --> 01:02:13,218
and bow.
875
01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:16,385
- Very good.
- Would you like a piece of chicken?
876
01:02:16,461 --> 01:02:19,225
Would you turkeys
blow on out of here?
877
01:02:20,231 --> 01:02:21,664
I will not allow this!
878
01:02:21,733 --> 01:02:24,133
The White Sox beat the Mets!
879
01:02:24,202 --> 01:02:26,966
- Gentlemen, please...
- We're talking championships.
880
01:02:27,038 --> 01:02:29,871
Young man,
I am teaching a class here.
881
01:02:29,941 --> 01:02:33,638
You ain't doin' a very good job.
No one here can dance for bat turds.
882
01:02:33,712 --> 01:02:36,237
Tanner, get the hell out of here!
883
01:02:36,314 --> 01:02:38,339
I will kill you!
884
01:02:38,416 --> 01:02:41,283
Get out! Go!
885
01:02:43,154 --> 01:02:46,385
I'm hitting.841.
I'm on the Bears.
886
01:02:47,992 --> 01:02:49,789
You live around here?
887
01:02:49,861 --> 01:02:52,056
I got a Harley-Davidson.
888
01:02:52,130 --> 01:02:53,791
Does that turn you on...
Harley-Davidson?
889
01:02:53,932 --> 01:02:56,696
I don't have to remind you who we'll
be playing in the championship...
890
01:02:56,768 --> 01:02:59,601
after we beat these Athletics today.
891
01:02:59,671 --> 01:03:03,573
I got one last question for you.
Let's see who can answer it.
892
01:03:03,641 --> 01:03:06,667
What does this game mean
to the Athletics? Ahmad?
893
01:03:06,745 --> 01:03:09,612
It means a hell of a lot
of badass news for the Athletics.
894
01:03:09,681 --> 01:03:12,047
Let's go!
Kelly. Kelly.
895
01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:18,116
I want you handling the ball
as much as possible out there today.
896
01:03:18,189 --> 01:03:20,123
This game is
too damn important for us.
897
01:03:20,191 --> 01:03:22,250
Any ball you get near, go for it.
898
01:03:41,946 --> 01:03:43,345
Way to go!
899
01:03:45,216 --> 01:03:47,411
And so, at the topof the third inning...
900
01:03:47,485 --> 01:03:50,511
the Bears are leadingone to nothing over the Athletics.
901
01:03:52,157 --> 01:03:55,320
Hey, Tanner, does he go
to the bathroom for you too?
902
01:03:56,394 --> 01:03:57,918
Hey! Tanner!
903
01:03:59,564 --> 01:04:03,364
Now batting, Tom McKay,number ten, third base.
904
01:04:16,047 --> 01:04:18,675
- What you doing?
- Sorry.
905
01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:21,116
We got nine men out here,
you know.
906
01:04:21,186 --> 01:04:23,017
Yeah. Okay.
907
01:04:51,949 --> 01:04:56,249
Going into the last halfof the sixth and last inning...
908
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,584
the score is tied two and two.
909
01:05:02,693 --> 01:05:06,151
When I give you an order,
I expect you to follow it.
910
01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:09,028
You're up first this inning.
Grab yourself a goddamn bat...
911
01:05:09,100 --> 01:05:10,897
and let's get the run back.
912
01:05:16,474 --> 01:05:18,066
And now batting for the Bears...
913
01:05:18,142 --> 01:05:20,372
number three, Kelly Leak.
914
01:05:28,586 --> 01:05:29,780
Strike!
915
01:05:37,028 --> 01:05:38,962
Strike two!
916
01:05:39,030 --> 01:05:42,056
That was a ball, you stupid ump!
917
01:05:43,701 --> 01:05:45,362
Again?
918
01:05:45,436 --> 01:05:48,633
0-2, and Stein is up next.
919
01:05:48,706 --> 01:05:50,196
Time.
920
01:05:56,747 --> 01:06:00,114
What's the matter with you?
What are you doing up there?
921
01:06:00,184 --> 01:06:02,914
You trying to win this thing or not?
922
01:06:02,987 --> 01:06:04,784
I'll put Miguel in.
At least he'll try.
923
01:06:10,094 --> 01:06:12,619
Just get out of here
and let me hit...
924
01:06:12,696 --> 01:06:14,186
Coach.
925
01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:50,857
That's the way to go.
926
01:06:56,006 --> 01:06:58,167
- Kelly!
- Congratulations.
927
01:06:58,242 --> 01:07:00,142
Give me ten!
928
01:07:00,211 --> 01:07:01,906
We have the final score.
929
01:07:01,979 --> 01:07:04,675
Bears... three runs,four hits, three errors.
930
01:07:04,748 --> 01:07:07,740
Athletics...two runs, five hits...
931
01:07:07,818 --> 01:07:09,809
- See you tomorrow at the big game.
- Thank you.
932
01:07:12,089 --> 01:07:15,058
I was really scared
for a minute there.
933
01:07:15,126 --> 01:07:17,686
He's just a rotten ball hog.
934
01:07:17,761 --> 01:07:20,628
Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
935
01:07:20,698 --> 01:07:22,893
Does anybody
want to go for a ride?
936
01:07:30,107 --> 01:07:32,098
Want to go for a ride, Timmy?
937
01:07:38,482 --> 01:07:41,280
- Let's get your elbow in there.
- The water sure is cold.
938
01:07:41,352 --> 01:07:43,582
Don't worry about it.
939
01:07:43,654 --> 01:07:45,315
Will you listen to me
and forget the elbow?
940
01:07:45,389 --> 01:07:48,449
- Got to hold down the swelling.
- It's not that bad.
941
01:07:48,526 --> 01:07:50,187
- Buttermaker?
- All right. Shoot.
942
01:07:50,261 --> 01:07:52,320
I invited my mom
to the game tomorrow.
943
01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:54,762
You did? That's nice.
944
01:07:54,832 --> 01:07:57,323
- It's the last game of the year.
- Fine, fine.
945
01:07:57,401 --> 01:07:59,869
Got a big surprise
for you after too.
946
01:08:01,238 --> 01:08:03,103
- We're all going to dinner.
- What?
947
01:08:03,174 --> 01:08:06,041
After that, we're going to
the drive-in. It's a double feature.
948
01:08:06,110 --> 01:08:08,840
Let's play it by ear,
see how things go tomorrow.
949
01:08:08,913 --> 01:08:10,403
Please don't try to blow it.
950
01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:14,110
She wasn't too keen on it at first.
I had to work hard to get it set up.
951
01:08:14,185 --> 01:08:17,211
Yeah. I bet you did.
952
01:08:17,288 --> 01:08:19,722
I don't think it's
a very good idea, Amanda.
953
01:08:19,790 --> 01:08:22,088
No excuses, Boilermaker.
It's all fixed and I'm paying...
954
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:25,060
- so you can't cry poor.
- Yes, but listen...
955
01:08:25,129 --> 01:08:26,619
Last Sunday I made a killing.
956
01:08:26,697 --> 01:08:29,495
A guy wanted to wallpaper
his bathroom and bought 35 maps.
957
01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:33,162
Amanda, you know damn well
your mother and I don't get along.
958
01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:36,297
So we're not going to dinner or
a movie or anywhere else together.
959
01:08:36,373 --> 01:08:38,864
Do you understand?
Just keep your elbow in the water.
960
01:08:38,943 --> 01:08:41,173
- Then just you and I will go.
- Yeah, right.
961
01:08:41,245 --> 01:08:42,906
You and I will take
the whole team out...
962
01:08:42,980 --> 01:08:45,949
and get some hamburgers
or pizza or something.
963
01:08:46,016 --> 01:08:48,280
I was just thinking us.
964
01:08:48,352 --> 01:08:50,343
Just us, no outsiders.
965
01:08:51,422 --> 01:08:54,391
Then maybe we could go
horseback riding or something...
966
01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:57,086
or maybe to a matinee.
967
01:08:57,161 --> 01:09:00,995
Yeah. We'll see.
How does it feel?
968
01:09:01,065 --> 01:09:02,623
Why do you always
change the subject?
969
01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:04,190
You're always pulling that number.
970
01:09:04,268 --> 01:09:06,759
The subject is your arm.
You're pitching tomorrow.
971
01:09:06,837 --> 01:09:08,429
But what about after tomorrow?
972
01:09:08,505 --> 01:09:11,440
After tomorrow,
we do what all ballplayers do...
973
01:09:11,508 --> 01:09:13,601
we shake hands
till we see each other next season.
974
01:09:13,677 --> 01:09:16,942
Then we go fishing or hunting,
make some personal appearances...
975
01:09:17,014 --> 01:09:18,879
get to know the wife and kids again.
976
01:09:19,883 --> 01:09:21,783
I don't have a wife and kids.
977
01:09:21,852 --> 01:09:23,786
Neither do I,
but I got my pools to clean.
978
01:09:23,854 --> 01:09:26,379
You've got your maps to sell
and your ballet to learn.
979
01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,652
I could help you
with your pools.
980
01:09:28,726 --> 01:09:30,193
Will you cut it out, Amanda?
981
01:09:30,261 --> 01:09:33,230
It wouldn't be like you're taking me
anywhere. It would be like work.
982
01:09:33,297 --> 01:09:36,027
- You could use the help.
- No, I couldn't!
983
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:40,230
And besides, you shouldn't be
wasting your time cleaning pools.
984
01:09:40,304 --> 01:09:41,794
Look, Amanda,
you're a terrific kid.
985
01:09:41,872 --> 01:09:43,772
You shouldn't be
hanging around with me.
986
01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:46,435
I'm an old, broken-down,
third-rate ballplayer.
987
01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:48,501
I like to drink too much.
I like to smoke my cigars...
988
01:09:48,579 --> 01:09:51,241
without anybody bothering me,
including you.
989
01:09:51,315 --> 01:09:53,783
I'm happy that way.
990
01:09:53,851 --> 01:09:55,250
I'm a bum.
991
01:09:55,319 --> 01:09:57,685
No, you're not.
You taught me how to pitch.
992
01:09:57,755 --> 01:10:00,485
Goddamn it! Can't you get it
through your thick head...
993
01:10:00,557 --> 01:10:02,388
that I don't want your company?
994
01:10:02,459 --> 01:10:04,222
If I did, I would have
looked you up two years ago.
995
01:10:04,295 --> 01:10:06,422
I wouldn't have waited
two goddamn years.
996
01:10:12,703 --> 01:10:15,604
Did you ever think of that?
997
01:10:17,174 --> 01:10:20,610
If that's the way you feel, fine.
It's no big deal.
998
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,699
Hi, Amanda.
999
01:11:27,378 --> 01:11:29,312
- Ogilvie.
- Hey, Kelly.
1000
01:11:43,594 --> 01:11:47,428
Hey, Ahmad. You, me and Tanner
will play three-way.
1001
01:11:51,135 --> 01:11:53,433
Does anybody mind
if I warm up too?
1002
01:11:53,504 --> 01:11:56,439
We didn't think you needed anybody
but yourself to play catch with.
1003
01:11:56,507 --> 01:11:57,906
Just cool it, runt.
1004
01:12:04,648 --> 01:12:06,980
- Who's a faggot?
- Your mother!
1005
01:12:10,387 --> 01:12:12,548
What the hell is going on here?
1006
01:12:12,623 --> 01:12:14,818
- What the hell's the matter?
- Kelly's a crud.
1007
01:12:14,892 --> 01:12:17,122
He's been hogging the ball in all
these games and we're sick of it.
1008
01:12:17,194 --> 01:12:19,096
He's not the only reason
we got this far.
1009
01:12:19,229 --> 01:12:21,493
- He's most of the reason.
- Just shut up!
1010
01:12:21,565 --> 01:12:23,658
Maybe if you guys
played a little better...
1011
01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:25,894
he wouldn't have to
cover for you all the time.
1012
01:12:25,969 --> 01:12:28,665
Look, woman, don't you be
going and telling us how to play.
1013
01:12:28,738 --> 01:12:30,399
Let that turkey loose,
Buttermaker...
1014
01:12:30,474 --> 01:12:33,034
or I'll chew his ears off
and stick them back in his face.
1015
01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:36,170
You're acting like a bunch
of babies! Cut it out.
1016
01:12:36,246 --> 01:12:39,079
Nobody has to worry anymore
'cause I'm quitting.
1017
01:12:39,149 --> 01:12:41,709
No, you're not. You came this far.
You're going the rest of the way.
1018
01:12:41,785 --> 01:12:44,310
If it's yesterday you're worried
about, you can blame me.
1019
01:12:44,387 --> 01:12:47,515
I'm the one who told
Kelly to cover for you.
1020
01:12:48,425 --> 01:12:49,756
Why?
1021
01:12:49,826 --> 01:12:51,589
Why?
What do you mean, why?
1022
01:12:51,661 --> 01:12:54,289
We're in the championship,
aren't we?
1023
01:12:54,364 --> 01:12:56,229
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
1024
01:12:58,702 --> 01:13:02,297
Just behave yourselves
and act like men.
1025
01:13:02,372 --> 01:13:05,432
The Yankees have got the field now.
Let's get back to the dugout.
1026
01:13:05,509 --> 01:13:10,071
I'm not gonna talk about winning.
I'm gonna talk about losing.
1027
01:13:11,348 --> 01:13:14,146
'Cause if you guys lose this game...
1028
01:13:14,217 --> 01:13:17,186
each and every one of you...
1029
01:13:17,254 --> 01:13:20,621
you're going
to have to live with it.
1030
01:13:20,690 --> 01:13:22,817
You're about the best team
I ever coached.
1031
01:13:23,994 --> 01:13:25,655
Play a good game.
1032
01:13:34,604 --> 01:13:38,438
First up for the Yankees...number one, Chris Love, left field.
1033
01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:41,238
Put 'em down in order...
one, two, three.
1034
01:13:47,117 --> 01:13:48,778
Come on!
You want to win, don't you?
1035
01:13:48,852 --> 01:13:52,481
That's what you showed up for,
every damn one of you!
1036
01:13:58,562 --> 01:14:00,052
Let's go! Let's go!
1037
01:14:02,766 --> 01:14:04,290
Come on, Ahmad!
1038
01:14:06,503 --> 01:14:09,438
Hurry!
Throw it home!
1039
01:14:16,346 --> 01:14:17,643
Safe!
1040
01:14:18,515 --> 01:14:20,415
Did you see that, Ump?
1041
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:25,781
That's not allowed!
1042
01:14:30,493 --> 01:14:32,927
Hey, hey!
That's enough of that!
1043
01:14:32,996 --> 01:14:34,657
Break it up!
1044
01:14:45,508 --> 01:14:48,170
All right, you mother,
see if you can kick my ass!
1045
01:14:52,015 --> 01:14:54,245
How's your chest feel, hon?
1046
01:14:54,317 --> 01:14:56,444
I know I don't have
too much up there...
1047
01:14:56,519 --> 01:14:59,454
but what I've got sure don't
feel too good right now.
1048
01:15:03,193 --> 01:15:04,888
I didn't need your help, you know.
1049
01:15:04,961 --> 01:15:06,895
I know.
1050
01:15:06,963 --> 01:15:09,523
I could have taken
all those guys myself.
1051
01:15:09,599 --> 01:15:12,329
- Yeah.
- Those Yankees are real turds.
1052
01:15:13,637 --> 01:15:15,127
They sure are.
1053
01:15:15,205 --> 01:15:17,139
Turner, you better
cut out that cheap crap.
1054
01:15:17,207 --> 01:15:19,869
Cheap crap?
We're playing clean, hard baseball.
1055
01:15:19,943 --> 01:15:21,433
You call spiking
an 11 -year-old girl...
1056
01:15:21,511 --> 01:15:25,572
Spiking? The umpire called it safe.
My team plays by the book.
1057
01:15:25,649 --> 01:15:27,674
- All right, pus-head.
- You got any crying to do...
1058
01:15:27,751 --> 01:15:29,412
cry to the umpire.
1059
01:15:29,486 --> 01:15:31,977
Get back to your dugout. Maybe
your team could use your help...
1060
01:15:32,055 --> 01:15:33,818
but I doubt it.
1061
01:15:34,924 --> 01:15:36,915
All right, Eddie!
1062
01:15:38,428 --> 01:15:40,225
You guys play by the book.
1063
01:15:41,564 --> 01:15:44,590
One ball, two strikes, one out!
1064
01:15:45,669 --> 01:15:48,797
Strike three!
You're out of there.
1065
01:15:48,872 --> 01:15:51,841
You better pitch better than you're
hitting or I'm gonna take you out.
1066
01:15:51,908 --> 01:15:54,536
Turner, she's going to
ram it down your throat!
1067
01:16:02,052 --> 01:16:04,179
What the hell's the matter with you?
You come here to play ball?
1068
01:16:04,254 --> 01:16:06,688
You play ball,
or you're going home!
1069
01:16:06,756 --> 01:16:09,020
You run out every hit!
1070
01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,219
I don't care
if he had you beat by a mile!
1071
01:16:11,294 --> 01:16:12,955
2-0.
1072
01:16:13,863 --> 01:16:15,023
Ball.
1073
01:16:15,098 --> 01:16:18,090
Way to go, Ahmad.
He's going to walk you.
1074
01:16:18,168 --> 01:16:19,931
He can't find the plate.
1075
01:16:32,982 --> 01:16:34,313
And now batting for the Bears...
1076
01:16:34,384 --> 01:16:36,944
number three,Kelly Leak, at center field.
1077
01:16:37,020 --> 01:16:39,955
What the hell is the matter?
You don't swing at a 3-0 pitch.
1078
01:16:40,023 --> 01:16:42,116
Are you crazy?
1079
01:16:42,192 --> 01:16:44,126
Get in there and
never do that again.
1080
01:16:44,194 --> 01:16:45,923
Shut up. I don't want
to hear any excuses.
1081
01:16:45,995 --> 01:16:47,986
- Get in there.
- Come on, Kelly.
1082
01:16:52,268 --> 01:16:53,633
Joey!
1083
01:16:59,576 --> 01:17:01,567
Ball one.
1084
01:17:03,980 --> 01:17:06,414
Hey, pus-head!
Are you crazy?
1085
01:17:06,483 --> 01:17:09,748
An intentional walk
with the bases empty?
1086
01:17:09,819 --> 01:17:12,287
This is baseball,
not backgammon.
1087
01:17:12,355 --> 01:17:15,119
My first baseman is lonely.
1088
01:17:15,191 --> 01:17:17,455
- Rudi.
- What?
1089
01:17:17,527 --> 01:17:21,054
The first inside pitch you get,
lean into it and let it hit you.
1090
01:17:21,131 --> 01:17:24,225
- You want to win the game?
- I don't want to get hurt.
1091
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:26,461
- But you want to win the game.
- Yeah.
1092
01:17:26,536 --> 01:17:28,561
Engelberg is up after you.
We need runs.
1093
01:17:28,638 --> 01:17:31,505
He's been murdering the ball lately.
Do as I tell you.
1094
01:17:43,887 --> 01:17:46,219
Let's get on, Rudi.
1095
01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:48,616
Ball one.
1096
01:17:48,691 --> 01:17:51,421
That's the way to take it.
That's ball one.
1097
01:17:56,733 --> 01:17:58,963
Take your base.
1098
01:17:59,035 --> 01:18:01,026
Rudi, take your base, boy.
1099
01:18:01,104 --> 01:18:03,072
Everybody moves! Everybody!
1100
01:18:05,975 --> 01:18:08,239
Come on.
Let's get a hit, Engelberg.
1101
01:18:08,311 --> 01:18:10,211
Well, well, well,
if it isn't "Engelpuke."
1102
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,147
How would you like me to stick
this bat where the sun never shines?
1103
01:18:13,216 --> 01:18:16,117
- Sit on it, fat ass.
- Shove it.
1104
01:18:16,186 --> 01:18:18,017
Ease up, Joey.
Taking easy control, baby.
1105
01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:28,396
Ground-rule double.
1106
01:18:29,766 --> 01:18:31,859
Stein, get back.
1107
01:18:31,935 --> 01:18:33,869
Get back, will you?
1108
01:18:33,937 --> 01:18:36,599
It's a ground-rule double.
You can't score from first base.
1109
01:18:36,673 --> 01:18:41,440
Turner, why don't you build a fence
for players instead of chickens?
1110
01:18:41,511 --> 01:18:44,947
Keep that finger out, Engelpuke,
and I'll bust it off.
1111
01:18:45,014 --> 01:18:46,709
Jimmy Feldman for the Bears.
1112
01:18:46,783 --> 01:18:49,843
Come on, come on.
You're holding up the game.
1113
01:18:56,426 --> 01:18:57,757
Go! Go! Go!
1114
01:18:57,827 --> 01:18:59,590
Throw the ball, Chris.
1115
01:18:59,662 --> 01:19:00,890
Go! Go!
1116
01:19:04,267 --> 01:19:05,598
He's safe.
1117
01:19:05,668 --> 01:19:07,158
One out.
1118
01:19:07,237 --> 01:19:08,727
You posing for a picture?
1119
01:19:08,805 --> 01:19:11,467
You in love with that ball
or something?
1120
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,566
End of the first inning.
1121
01:19:13,643 --> 01:19:16,305
The Bears lead two to oneover the Yankees.
1122
01:19:24,787 --> 01:19:26,914
- Safe.
- What?
1123
01:19:26,990 --> 01:19:30,289
What are you talking about?
He was out by a mile.
1124
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,021
Do you think you gotta
kiss ass around here...
1125
01:19:32,095 --> 01:19:33,858
because they been here
longer than us?
1126
01:19:33,930 --> 01:19:37,593
There's two teams here, Umpire.
Two teams, not one.
1127
01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:41,330
Don't turn your back on me.
Are you a friend of Roy Turner's?
1128
01:19:44,173 --> 01:19:46,368
You gonna call them like that
all day, let us know now.
1129
01:19:46,442 --> 01:19:48,842
We may as well go home.
1130
01:19:48,912 --> 01:19:50,846
Get a pair of glasses.
1131
01:20:01,558 --> 01:20:03,617
Stein, same thing.
1132
01:20:03,693 --> 01:20:06,526
- No. I don't want to do it.
- Stein, we're still in the game.
1133
01:20:06,596 --> 01:20:08,291
This hurts.
I don't like it.
1134
01:20:08,364 --> 01:20:10,855
You don't have to get hit in
the back. Get hit in the arm or leg.
1135
01:20:10,934 --> 01:20:13,300
Don't make it obvious.
Go ahead.
1136
01:20:15,371 --> 01:20:17,236
Rudi Stein, number ten.
1137
01:20:17,307 --> 01:20:19,798
James Henry
won't take curveballs.
1138
01:20:23,146 --> 01:20:25,774
Buttermaker, you better take Amanda
out now. She's hurting pretty bad.
1139
01:20:25,849 --> 01:20:28,147
I know, but she told me
she wants to play.
1140
01:20:28,218 --> 01:20:30,186
Of course she does.
But if you don't take her out...
1141
01:20:30,253 --> 01:20:32,187
she'll throw her arm out.
1142
01:20:32,255 --> 01:20:34,450
Who's managing this team,
you or me?
1143
01:20:34,524 --> 01:20:37,493
- You.
- Shut up and play your position.
1144
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:39,585
Let me worry
about the team's health.
1145
01:20:39,662 --> 01:20:43,189
What do you want me to do,
put in Rudi Stein?
1146
01:20:48,872 --> 01:20:51,500
He always swings from the hip.
Then comes Chris Love.
1147
01:20:52,675 --> 01:20:53,835
Strike.
1148
01:21:01,417 --> 01:21:02,748
You're out.
1149
01:21:02,819 --> 01:21:05,845
I told you not to swing,
you idiot!
1150
01:21:05,922 --> 01:21:07,583
Get back here! Move it!
1151
01:21:09,259 --> 01:21:11,090
Stein, get back in here!
1152
01:21:11,161 --> 01:21:14,028
- Goddamn it, you stupid...
- Yankees two, Bears two.
1153
01:21:15,732 --> 01:21:18,257
Everybody, sit down.
Come on. Sit down.
1154
01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:20,700
Sit down, Engelberg.
1155
01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:22,101
What's the matter with you?
1156
01:21:22,172 --> 01:21:23,799
Next time I tell you
to do something, goddamn it...
1157
01:21:23,873 --> 01:21:25,568
you do it or else
you're off this team.
1158
01:21:27,644 --> 01:21:30,044
And the rest of you,
what's the matter with you?
1159
01:21:30,113 --> 01:21:33,810
All season long, you've been
laughed at, crapped on!
1160
01:21:33,883 --> 01:21:35,908
Now you've got a chance
to spit it back in their faces.
1161
01:21:35,985 --> 01:21:37,612
And what do you do?
1162
01:21:37,687 --> 01:21:40,121
You're out there like a bunch
of dead fish, not listening...
1163
01:21:40,190 --> 01:21:42,488
bonehead plays, mistakes.
1164
01:21:42,559 --> 01:21:45,221
Don't you want
to beat those bastards?
1165
01:22:21,030 --> 01:22:22,998
All right.
1166
01:22:23,066 --> 01:22:27,264
Get out there now
and do the best you can.
1167
01:22:41,551 --> 01:22:42,882
Let's go, Joey!
1168
01:22:52,462 --> 01:22:54,930
- Strike two!
- What are you swinging at?
1169
01:22:54,998 --> 01:22:56,295
That was a ball, Joey!
1170
01:23:00,470 --> 01:23:02,597
Strike!
1171
01:23:02,672 --> 01:23:05,402
Second time in a row
you struck out.
1172
01:23:17,453 --> 01:23:18,647
Slide!
1173
01:23:20,423 --> 01:23:21,981
Safe!
1174
01:23:28,431 --> 01:23:31,867
Ladies and gentlemen,the end of the top of the fifth.
1175
01:23:31,935 --> 01:23:35,496
The score is three for the Yankeesand two for the Bears.
1176
01:23:35,571 --> 01:23:37,835
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Engelpuke again.
1177
01:23:37,907 --> 01:23:39,534
Shove it, Turner.
1178
01:23:41,444 --> 01:23:44,743
That's the way, Engelberg!
1179
01:23:44,814 --> 01:23:47,578
Foul ball.
That's outside the line.
1180
01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:58,317
This is the kid that got
the double last time, right?
1181
01:23:58,394 --> 01:23:59,725
Yeah.
1182
01:23:59,796 --> 01:24:01,787
He almost whacked that
right out of the ballpark...
1183
01:24:01,864 --> 01:24:04,594
so don't give him
anything to hit at.
1184
01:24:04,667 --> 01:24:07,830
Low and outside. You got it?
Just pitch them low and outside.
1185
01:24:07,904 --> 01:24:11,533
- Low and outside.
- Dad, I wanted to strike him out.
1186
01:24:11,607 --> 01:24:13,336
All right. Play ball!
1187
01:24:13,409 --> 01:24:15,240
Let's go, Engelberg!
1188
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:27,617
- Boy, that was close to my head!
- Time! Time!
1189
01:24:29,559 --> 01:24:31,550
What's this, beanball?
1190
01:24:32,929 --> 01:24:34,863
You tried to hit him,
didn't you?
1191
01:24:34,931 --> 01:24:36,364
No. It just got away.
1192
01:24:36,432 --> 01:24:38,366
Don't lie to me!
1193
01:24:39,802 --> 01:24:41,633
You tried to hit him.
1194
01:25:08,197 --> 01:25:10,529
You son of a bitch.
1195
01:25:11,868 --> 01:25:13,802
He tried to bean him.
He could have killed that kid.
1196
01:25:13,870 --> 01:25:15,531
You know why he threw it.
1197
01:25:15,605 --> 01:25:17,937
I told him to throw it
low and outside.
1198
01:25:22,445 --> 01:25:23,935
He could have killed that kid.
1199
01:25:32,922 --> 01:25:34,753
Throw the ball, Joey!
1200
01:25:39,662 --> 01:25:42,222
He's not throwing it! Go!
1201
01:25:54,010 --> 01:25:56,137
Throw the ball, Joey.
1202
01:25:58,848 --> 01:25:59,974
Go! Go!
1203
01:26:04,554 --> 01:26:07,182
What are you doing?
Throw the ball!
1204
01:26:37,954 --> 01:26:39,717
They just tied it up.
1205
01:27:34,610 --> 01:27:36,544
Billy, your arm feel okay?
1206
01:27:39,182 --> 01:27:41,343
Take the mound.
Chris, right field.
1207
01:27:43,953 --> 01:27:47,081
Harriet!
Thirteen, second base.
1208
01:27:48,558 --> 01:27:51,360
One, right field.
1209
01:27:51,493 --> 01:27:54,553
- The score is now three, three.
- Three, pitching.
1210
01:27:54,629 --> 01:27:57,257
This is the last inning.
Tanner, Toby, Regi, and Jimmy...
1211
01:27:57,332 --> 01:27:59,357
you're sitting on the bench.
1212
01:27:59,434 --> 01:28:01,595
Ogilvie, Lupus...
1213
01:28:01,670 --> 01:28:04,867
Miguel, and Jose,
you take their place.
1214
01:28:08,543 --> 01:28:10,306
Mr. Buttermaker,
if I go in, we lose the game.
1215
01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:12,813
As it is now,
we still have a chance.
1216
01:28:12,881 --> 01:28:16,044
A damn good chance, so be on your
toes. Now get the hell out of here.
1217
01:28:20,088 --> 01:28:23,819
Ogilvie will be sitting there,
putting in his asthma medicine.
1218
01:28:24,826 --> 01:28:26,987
It's not my fault.
1219
01:28:27,062 --> 01:28:28,791
Why not just forfeit?
1220
01:28:30,031 --> 01:28:31,362
What did they do...
1221
01:28:31,433 --> 01:28:33,560
give him a six-pack
before the game?
1222
01:28:33,635 --> 01:28:34,966
Mr. Buttermaker...
1223
01:28:35,036 --> 01:28:36,697
I don't know about you,
but I want to win...
1224
01:28:36,772 --> 01:28:39,536
so don't send me in.
1225
01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:42,338
Listen, Lupus,
you didn't come into this life...
1226
01:28:42,411 --> 01:28:45,539
just to sit around
on a dugout bench, did you?
1227
01:28:45,614 --> 01:28:48,447
Get your ass out there
and do the best you can.
1228
01:28:53,922 --> 01:28:57,153
Your attention, please.Parents and friends...
1229
01:28:57,225 --> 01:29:01,855
this is the last gameof the championship play-offs.
1230
01:29:01,930 --> 01:29:04,524
Let's give the little folks
a big hand.
1231
01:29:04,599 --> 01:29:06,726
They really deserve it.
1232
01:29:10,238 --> 01:29:12,297
Something's wrong with Amanda.
1233
01:29:12,374 --> 01:29:15,172
I think I'd better
get in a relief pitcher.
1234
01:29:15,243 --> 01:29:16,676
Buttermaker?
1235
01:29:16,745 --> 01:29:18,576
Hi, Whitewood.
1236
01:29:18,647 --> 01:29:20,581
I've gotta talk to you for a minute.
1237
01:29:20,649 --> 01:29:23,812
We're busy now.
We got a championship game here.
1238
01:29:23,885 --> 01:29:26,353
I'm aware of that.
1239
01:29:26,421 --> 01:29:28,082
I've got to talk to you.
1240
01:29:29,524 --> 01:29:30,855
Yeah?
1241
01:29:30,926 --> 01:29:34,692
Listen, is it really necessary
to send in that Lupus kid now?
1242
01:29:34,763 --> 01:29:37,231
- He hasn't played yet.
- I know that, Buttermaker...
1243
01:29:37,299 --> 01:29:39,290
but we've still got a chance.
1244
01:29:39,367 --> 01:29:41,335
Everybody on my team
gets a chance to play.
1245
01:29:41,403 --> 01:29:43,837
Come on, don't give me
that righteous bullshit!
1246
01:29:43,905 --> 01:29:46,931
These kids have gone through too
much for you to throw it away now.
1247
01:29:47,008 --> 01:29:48,873
We've got a chance to win.
1248
01:29:48,944 --> 01:29:51,242
You started this thing
so all the boys would have...
1249
01:29:51,313 --> 01:29:53,679
- a chance to play baseball.
- I know why I started this!
1250
01:29:53,748 --> 01:29:55,443
Not only your boy,
but all the boys.
1251
01:29:55,517 --> 01:29:59,977
Little boys hurt easily, or maybe
you haven't been watching...
1252
01:30:00,055 --> 01:30:01,420
what's been going on
here this afternoon.
1253
01:30:01,490 --> 01:30:04,687
Get back to the stands before
I shave off half your mustache...
1254
01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,694
and shove it up your left nostril.
1255
01:30:16,972 --> 01:30:19,304
Hold it! Time!
1256
01:30:19,374 --> 01:30:20,705
Time.
1257
01:30:26,414 --> 01:30:28,575
Okay, Amanda, that's it.
1258
01:30:28,650 --> 01:30:31,244
There's three more outs,
Boilermaker, so get lost.
1259
01:30:32,354 --> 01:30:33,912
Rudi!
1260
01:30:35,390 --> 01:30:36,948
I'm warning you.
1261
01:30:41,763 --> 01:30:44,357
Okay, Rudi, you're pitching.
Amanda, get out in left field.
1262
01:30:44,432 --> 01:30:46,923
We have no more reserves.
1263
01:30:47,002 --> 01:30:48,833
If only my knuckler
had been working...
1264
01:30:48,904 --> 01:30:50,565
I would have brought
those turkeys down.
1265
01:31:16,531 --> 01:31:18,658
We still got a chance.
1266
01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:20,462
Come on.
They're doing terrible.
1267
01:31:20,535 --> 01:31:22,935
- Put us back in.
- Don't worry about it.
1268
01:31:34,349 --> 01:31:36,044
Okay, Mike.
1269
01:31:46,895 --> 01:31:50,524
Don't worry. We'll catch them
at the bottom of the sixth.
1270
01:31:50,599 --> 01:31:55,093
Congratulations. Looks like
the championship is in the bag.
1271
01:31:55,170 --> 01:31:58,037
That's great, huh?
That's great.
1272
01:32:10,085 --> 01:32:13,111
Come on, Lupus!
Catch it for once!
1273
01:32:37,212 --> 01:32:39,305
If everybody gets a hit,
we win the game.
1274
01:32:39,381 --> 01:32:40,871
But we need five runs.
1275
01:32:40,949 --> 01:32:43,383
- Five runs? Easy.
- No chance.
1276
01:32:43,451 --> 01:32:45,385
What's everybody
moping about?
1277
01:32:45,453 --> 01:32:48,388
- Stein, you're up, aren't you?
- Yeah.
1278
01:32:48,456 --> 01:32:50,390
Grab a cruddy bat.
1279
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:53,552
- Watch your fingers.
- Let's go, Stein. Come on!
1280
01:33:04,472 --> 01:33:06,702
He's going for two!
1281
01:33:06,775 --> 01:33:07,935
Out.
1282
01:33:10,578 --> 01:33:13,570
Two to go, Billy.
We got two to go.
1283
01:33:13,648 --> 01:33:16,845
Grab a helmet and get
in the on-deck circle.
1284
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:20,353
I'm sorry.
1285
01:33:20,422 --> 01:33:21,855
What are you sorry about?
1286
01:33:21,923 --> 01:33:23,857
That was nice hustle.
Good try.
1287
01:33:23,925 --> 01:33:25,893
Put it there. I like that.
1288
01:33:28,897 --> 01:33:31,331
Okay, Billy, two to go.
She's got a sore arm!
1289
01:33:38,440 --> 01:33:39,498
You're out.
1290
01:33:39,574 --> 01:33:41,974
All right. One to go, Billy.
1291
01:33:42,043 --> 01:33:45,809
Two out. Two out.
One to go.
1292
01:33:48,550 --> 01:33:50,882
Okay. One out to go,
and then to Pizza Hut.
1293
01:33:52,854 --> 01:33:57,188
All right. Batter up.
Come on, you're holding up the game.
1294
01:33:59,627 --> 01:34:02,391
What's the matter, Ogilvie?
The plate is over there.
1295
01:34:02,464 --> 01:34:07,561
Without going into much detail,
I'm zero for 14 this season.
1296
01:34:07,635 --> 01:34:09,830
And aside from Timmy Lupus...
1297
01:34:09,904 --> 01:34:12,338
I'm probably the worst
player in this league.
1298
01:34:12,407 --> 01:34:14,841
Would you do me a favor, Ogilvie?
1299
01:34:14,909 --> 01:34:18,845
Just shut up and get up to the plate
and try to hit the ball.
1300
01:34:18,913 --> 01:34:20,813
Come on, batter. Let's go.
1301
01:34:20,882 --> 01:34:22,873
Okay, Mr. Buttermaker.
1302
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,854
Strike one.
1303
01:34:27,922 --> 01:34:29,321
Okay, Billy, bear down now.
1304
01:34:29,390 --> 01:34:30,982
One out to go, babe.
1305
01:34:31,059 --> 01:34:34,790
Never seen you like this, Ogilvie.
Sure ain't like algebra, is it?
1306
01:34:34,863 --> 01:34:37,991
Just put it over.
He ain't swingin'.
1307
01:34:40,468 --> 01:34:42,402
That's the way to look.
You got a piece of it.
1308
01:34:42,470 --> 01:34:44,404
The count is 0-2.
1309
01:34:48,910 --> 01:34:50,309
Ball.
1310
01:34:50,378 --> 01:34:52,642
Glad you all came.
1311
01:34:52,714 --> 01:34:56,878
Frankly, I'm surprised the little
marshmallows did this well.
1312
01:34:56,951 --> 01:34:58,384
2-2.
1313
01:34:59,954 --> 01:35:01,785
Ball.
1314
01:35:01,856 --> 01:35:03,187
The count is full.
1315
01:35:03,258 --> 01:35:04,885
Come on, Billy!
1316
01:35:04,959 --> 01:35:08,019
Lose control or something?
Come on, Billy, don't walk this man.
1317
01:35:14,402 --> 01:35:16,336
Ball four.
Take your base.
1318
01:35:16,404 --> 01:35:18,838
Go, Ogilvie!
On to first, boy!
1319
01:35:20,508 --> 01:35:22,703
He walked him.
1320
01:35:25,647 --> 01:35:28,343
- Get down there!
- All right!
1321
01:35:28,416 --> 01:35:30,850
That's the way to go.
Come on, Ahmad.
1322
01:35:30,919 --> 01:35:33,353
This is for Allah. And it's going
way out there, sucker.
1323
01:35:36,991 --> 01:35:39,084
Let's go, Steve. Get it, Steve!
1324
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:41,560
Go! Go! All right!
1325
01:35:41,629 --> 01:35:42,823
Beauty!
1326
01:35:42,897 --> 01:35:44,888
He beat him with a bunt.
1327
01:35:44,966 --> 01:35:47,169
That's a smart play, Ahmad!
1328
01:35:47,302 --> 01:35:49,236
That's a smart play!
1329
01:35:52,374 --> 01:35:53,864
Now batting, number seven...
1330
01:35:53,942 --> 01:35:57,878
Miguel Agilar, second base.
1331
01:36:02,450 --> 01:36:03,974
Ball.
1332
01:36:04,052 --> 01:36:05,451
That's it.
Way to look.
1333
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:08,182
I know he's small, Billy.
Just pitch it lower.
1334
01:36:10,892 --> 01:36:12,052
Ball.
1335
01:36:16,298 --> 01:36:18,823
All right, Miguel.
Way to go.
1336
01:36:19,901 --> 01:36:22,836
Ball, inside. 3-0.
1337
01:36:29,544 --> 01:36:32,911
Ball four. Take your base.
1338
01:36:32,981 --> 01:36:36,314
- All right, Miguel!
- You all right, Billy?
1339
01:36:37,919 --> 01:36:41,855
Now batting, number three,Kelly Leak, center field.
1340
01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:45,119
Billy.
1341
01:36:50,098 --> 01:36:51,998
Hey, Turner!
1342
01:36:52,067 --> 01:36:56,026
What the hell are you doing,
walking a man with the bases loaded?
1343
01:36:56,104 --> 01:37:00,473
You're putting the tying run
on first base, you imbecile!
1344
01:37:00,542 --> 01:37:04,603
Couldn't even manage a food store
and he's managing a baseball team.
1345
01:37:40,915 --> 01:37:43,850
What's the matter?
You can't pitch to him?
1346
01:37:56,464 --> 01:37:57,726
Come on!
1347
01:38:05,940 --> 01:38:07,737
You're out!
1348
01:38:22,390 --> 01:38:25,120
- Engelberg. Regi.
- What's this?
1349
01:38:25,193 --> 01:38:27,661
- We're celebrating.
- Why are we celebrating?
1350
01:38:27,729 --> 01:38:30,323
Because you should be
damn proud of yourselves.
1351
01:38:30,398 --> 01:38:32,263
I'll drink to that.
1352
01:38:32,334 --> 01:38:34,461
- Skoal.
- Would you cool it with the beer?
1353
01:38:34,536 --> 01:38:36,367
I got a photographer here
from the L.A. Times.
1354
01:38:36,438 --> 01:38:39,339
I would've gotten champagne,
but you don't pay me enough.
1355
01:38:39,407 --> 01:38:41,568
- Who didn't get a beer?
- You're paying him?
1356
01:38:41,643 --> 01:38:44,305
No, he's joking.
Don't drink that.
1357
01:38:44,379 --> 01:38:48,145
Buttermaker, maybe next spring
you'll teach me how to hit.
1358
01:38:50,418 --> 01:38:52,079
You bet.
1359
01:39:14,042 --> 01:39:17,478
Buttermaker,
this is your second-place trophy.
1360
01:39:17,545 --> 01:39:19,308
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, sir.
1361
01:39:19,381 --> 01:39:21,042
I know we had our differences...
1362
01:39:21,116 --> 01:39:23,914
but at least we settled it
right here on the ball field.
1363
01:39:23,985 --> 01:39:27,216
My boys would like to say
something to your team. Boys.
1364
01:39:27,288 --> 01:39:29,950
We just wanna say
you guys played a good game.
1365
01:39:30,024 --> 01:39:31,924
And we treated you
pretty unfair all season.
1366
01:39:31,993 --> 01:39:34,325
We want to apologize.
1367
01:39:34,396 --> 01:39:36,830
We still don't think you're
all that good a baseball team...
1368
01:39:36,898 --> 01:39:39,833
but you got guts, all of you.
1369
01:39:42,170 --> 01:39:44,297
Let's give them a cheer. Come on.
1370
01:39:47,575 --> 01:39:51,341
Two, four, six, eight!
Who do we appreciate?
1371
01:39:51,413 --> 01:39:54,041
Bears! Bears!
1372
01:39:58,286 --> 01:40:01,881
Hey, Yankees! You can take
your apology and your trophy...
1373
01:40:01,956 --> 01:40:04,720
and shove it straight up your ass!
1374
01:40:06,227 --> 01:40:09,685
And another thing,
just wait till next year.
108708
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