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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,035 Mom says we have to be polite to her dates... 2 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,754 ...and we will if he makes it to the door. 3 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,590 -Merry Christmas, sucker. -And don't come back for Kwanzaa. 4 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,796 Think you're going out with our mama? 5 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,712 l'm gonna get you two. 6 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,554 Get me out of here! 7 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,315 Lindsey, you really think Dad's coming back? 8 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,910 Any day now. But until then, we have to keep Mom available. 9 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,230 Problem is, she's just too pretty. 10 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:18,278 That just makes our job a whole lot tougher. 11 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,750 Sometimes l feel sorry for her. 12 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,879 Well, l feel sorry for the next sucker who tries to put the moves on her. 13 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,395 -Mr. Persons. -My man. 14 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,477 What you got for me? 15 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,753 -l'll get the door for you. -Got that new-car smell, you know? 16 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,557 This puppy's missing one thing. 17 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,436 Welcome to the big leagues, Satch. Let's make it happen. 18 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,234 Look at this ride. Parchment leather with the satin nickel trim. 19 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,870 Look out, ladies, here we come. Holla. 20 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,514 Nick Persons. How's it going, man? 21 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,312 How's it look? 22 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,509 Keep driving, fool. That's the one that sicced her dog on you. 23 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,030 What? You want some of this, huh? You want a piece of me? 24 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:35,350 Oh, my goodness. Six thousand pounds of respect. 25 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,279 -Yeah. lt's nice, huh? -Yeah. 26 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,799 -Take it for a spin? -Yeah. 27 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,479 l don't think so. 28 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,359 -Man, what did that unit set you back? -l got a good deal on it. 29 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,233 Right. Your payments probably cost more than my car. 30 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,908 Marty, my shoes cost more than your car. 31 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,315 Look, Nick, here come your favourite customers. 32 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,996 -Hey, mister, you got any Yu-Gi-Oh? -What you think? 33 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,919 You got any Dragon Ball GT? 34 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,958 You come in here every day asking the same questions. 35 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:08,631 We ain't got no Pok�mon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob... 36 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,115 ...no Beanie Babies and no shoplifters. 37 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,033 Now, get! Both of y'all, get! 38 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,793 You better get. You better get out of here. 39 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,474 -You got a way with kids. -They're like cockroaches... 40 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,875 ...except you can't squish them. 41 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,318 -You gonna clean that? -l don't do windows. 42 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,189 What? lt'll dry. 43 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:41,638 People wanna know why l hate kids. 44 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:06,555 What's the matter with you? 45 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,309 -l think l'm in love. -Love? No.... 46 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,194 What do you mean, love? 47 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,354 Oh, yeah, that's the new girl from the party-planning place. Yikes. 48 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,194 -She's so fine. -Yeah. 49 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,516 -Man, l got to get with that. -Whoa, whoa. 50 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,909 She's a divorc�e, man. 51 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,953 That's way too much baggage for a guy like you. 52 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,230 Don't be so quick to judge people, man. 53 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,556 This isn't the Nick the Quick that l know. 54 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,269 -Hey, l had broccoli yesterday. -So? 55 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,438 Sometimes you got to try something new, my friend. 56 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,358 Look and learn. 57 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,033 -Mom! Mom! -Mom! Mom! 58 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,796 -How was school? -l got 1 00 on my test. 59 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,156 -Big deal. -Okay, all right. 60 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,669 Who wants to go shoe shopping? Let's go. 61 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,754 -What happened? -Oh, man, she's a breeder. 62 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,075 Two of them. 63 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,029 Hey, wait! 64 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,157 -Oh, no. -Help! 65 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,197 Do you have any jumper cables? 66 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,635 No. No! 67 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,280 Hey, Nick, don't do this. 68 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,193 She's got two kids and a broken-down car. 69 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,233 What's next? You gonna ask her mama to move in with us? 70 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,755 Oh, l'm so happy to see you. l've been standing out here forever. 71 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,119 You know what? 72 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,670 This might not be a good idea, because we got rain, electricity. 73 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,514 Oh, but l sure do appreciate it. 74 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,114 Okay. 75 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,635 You know, you look so familiar. 76 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,711 Have we met before? 77 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,832 Well, l'm Nick. l work right across the street from you. 78 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,153 Oh, that's right. You're the guy that owns that cute little toy store. 79 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,359 Fine sports collectibles. 80 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,551 Fine sports collectibles. 81 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,316 l'll hook this up for you. 82 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,474 l think my car hates me. 83 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,640 Oh, but, Nick, this is a nice ride. 84 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,512 -Oh, you like this, huh? -Yeah. 85 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,188 You know, look. lt even heats the undercarriage. 86 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,111 l like it. 87 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,871 " l like it." 88 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,878 Remember the score: one player, two kids and-- 89 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,959 Holy moly! 90 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,193 Oh, that is so cool. 91 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,231 That's a Satchel Paige bobblehead. 92 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,431 That's when he played for the Monarchs. 93 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:37,997 What? A woman that knows a little something about Satchel? 94 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,437 He was my daddy's idol. He pitched for five decades... 95 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:45,468 ...including three shutout innings for the Royals at the age of 59. 96 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,678 Well, you know, my man Satch used to have a saying: 97 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,713 "Age is a question of mind over matter. 98 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,599 lf you don't mind, it don't matter." 99 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,195 You know that? 100 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,873 This is Suzanne. 101 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,951 Hubba-hubba. Now, that's a woman. 102 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,711 Plenty of smarts, easy on the eyes, and can quote my stats. 103 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,832 l don't care if she got 1 00 kids. l like her. 104 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,317 All we gotta do is lose the small fries. 105 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,358 Now, l'm not saying drop them in the shark tank. No. 106 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,478 But there's nothing kids like more than military school. 107 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,911 Out of sight, out of mind. 108 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,912 Excuse me? 109 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,029 l don't mind. 110 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,710 -lf you need a lift, l'll give you a ride. -Oh, okay. 111 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:40,072 Smooth, Nick. Here's how l think that we gonna make our move. 112 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,159 Pretend like you gonna help her with her seat belt... 113 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,558 ...then with your free hand, put your arm around her shoulder and-- Hey! 114 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:51,389 Let me out! How am l gonna wave you home if l can't see the play? 115 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,200 l'm a hall-of-famer. How about showing respect? 116 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,919 And that's my story. 117 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,917 What about you, Nick? Are you local? 118 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,709 -Black man from Oregon? -Right. 119 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,956 No. l'm from St. Louis. 120 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,709 l actually moved out here to play Triple-A ball with the Beavers... 121 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,390 ...but ended up hurting my shoulder, and it kind of ended my career. 122 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,437 Oh, you threw your arm out pitching. 123 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,315 Well, not exactly. 124 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,830 l tore my rotator cuff lifting my big-screen TV out of a U-Haul. 125 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,236 -That's really sad. -l know. 126 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:30,877 Good thing there's athlete's insurance, in case you do something stupid. 127 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,558 So, you know, l was wondering... 128 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,230 ...if maybe you'd consider-- lf you wasn't busy-- 129 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,998 -What is going on out here? -Mom, where have you been? 130 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,079 Miss Mable burned our dinner, fell asleep and just keeps farting. 131 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,676 Kevin and Lindsey, this is Mr. Persons. 132 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,791 He was nice enough to give me a ride home. 133 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,996 What's he want, a reward? 134 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,188 You know what? 135 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,470 l really better get out of here. 136 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,717 Smart. 137 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,156 Hey, Nick? l don't mean to be a pest... 138 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,518 ...but l was just wondering if you could give me a ride to work tomorrow. 139 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,632 -Of course. -Oh, great. Thank you. 140 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,434 -See you tomorrow. -Bye. 141 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,997 Mom, do you know what time it is? 142 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,430 Excuse me, l'm the mother. Get in the house. 143 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,278 -Get in the house. -lt's raining. 144 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,789 -Get in the house. -Who is this stud, Nick? 145 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,831 You're supposed to be in bed. 146 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,077 Nick, thank you so much for helping me these past couple days. 147 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,319 -You are so sweet. -Yeah, l know. 148 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,158 Hey, does this seem ripe to you? 149 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,918 l don't know. l don't eat food unless it has an expiration date on it. 150 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,398 Nick, you are funny. You eat worse than my 7-year-old son. 151 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,916 You kind of dress like him too. 152 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,439 What's wrong with that? 153 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,473 And do you know l have never seen you without a hat? 154 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,354 -You don't need to see me without it. -Let me see. 155 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,879 -What's under there? -What? 156 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,475 -Come on, Nick. -Watch out. Get back. Hold on. 157 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,353 -Get back. -Give me that. 158 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,717 Hang on. Don't move. 159 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,112 There. 160 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,397 -Nick, wait. -Right. 161 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,114 -Wanna go to my apartment? -No, l can't. l can't. 162 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,638 l've thought about it. l really have. But let's be realistic. l'm a single mom. 163 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,758 No, you're a sexy mama. 164 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,072 Do you know this whole time we've been hanging out... 165 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,475 ...you've never once asked me about my kids? 166 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,830 -How they doing? -l bet you don't remember their names. 167 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,309 Rudy and Theo? 168 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,112 Nick. 169 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,353 l think we should just be friends. 170 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,120 Next point wins. Let's go. 171 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,189 Next point wins. Let's go. 172 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,590 Hold on to your earrings there, Yao Bling... 173 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,879 ...because l'm gonna embarrass you. And it's gonna hurt because l love you. 174 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,190 -Give me that. -Hey, that's a foul. 175 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,590 -Come on, man, you hit my hand. -No, l didn't. 176 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,956 Right here, baby. Right here. 177 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,269 Game time. 178 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,799 Yeah, baby. Yeah. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. 179 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,475 Get off of me, Lurch. That was a moving pick. 180 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,716 Let's run it again. Same teams. Come on. 181 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,598 No. l gotta go, y'all. 182 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,791 What? We're tied. Somebody has to lose. 183 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,992 -lt's the American way. -Hey, somebody did lose. 184 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,998 -You know l gotta go do that thing. -What thing? What? 185 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,471 You know, l gotta take Suzanne to the airport in the morning. 186 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,550 Take Suzanne to the airport in the morning. 187 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,433 -You are stuck in the friend zone. -Get out of here. 188 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,353 Listen to me. We've been friends a very long time... 189 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,949 ...and l'm telling you, you gotta dump this girl. 190 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,192 -What? We not even going out. -That's the point, Nick. 191 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:10,115 Whatever it is you don't have going on, it has got to end. 192 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,273 Okay, for all those who listen to this clown... 193 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,994 ...Nick Persons will never be in the friend zone. 194 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,351 -Understand that and believe that. -Friend zone. Friend zone. 195 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,949 -Don't say l didn't warn you. -Friend zone. 196 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,589 -Here you go. -Oh, Nick, thank you so much. 197 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,358 You are such a great friend. 198 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,635 The friend zone is for losers only. 199 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,316 Please unload your friend and get on with your life. 200 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,150 -Well, wish me luck. -Good luck. 201 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,316 Thanks for everything, Nick. 202 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,398 Suzanne, can l talk to you real quick? 203 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,069 Sure. 204 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,909 You know, what we got going-- l mean, we don't really have something-- 205 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,196 l don't really know what to call this... 206 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,277 -Hang on. -...but it seems kind of.... 207 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,357 This is Suzanne. 208 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,912 Yes, Frank. 209 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,075 Just one sec. 210 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,836 Well, when did that happen? 211 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,358 Well, actually, l'm already at the airport. 212 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,308 -Hey. You can't park here. -l know. 213 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,239 My friend's making a call. She'll be off in a second. 214 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,556 -Gonna be an expensive call. -l'm right here. 215 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,597 That's why you're getting a ticket. 216 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,872 They're expecting to spend New Year's Eve with you. 217 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,878 Oh, don't-- Don't even go there with me, Frank. 218 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,954 You haven't spent five minutes with your kids since Labor Day. 219 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:42,438 Frank, you know what? l am so sick of this. 220 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,553 l-- Hello? Hello? 221 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,719 Know what? That lady's got enough problems. 222 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,470 All right, let's move it along. 223 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,911 -l'm not going. -What's the matter? 224 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,396 My ex is sick, and he's not gonna pick up the kids. 225 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,112 -What about the babysitter? -She's leaving for Las Vegas... 226 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,517 -...with her church group. -Oh, no. 227 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,671 You know, my kids miss him so much... 228 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,429 ...and all he ever does is pull the rug out right from under them. 229 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,555 l'm gonna lose my job. 230 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,636 What if l bring them? 231 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,229 l couldn't ask you to do that. That's too much. 232 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,153 Why not? Look, it's no big deal. Serious. 233 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,751 -Really? -Positive. 234 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,200 -Are you sure? -l wanna help you on this. 235 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,030 Nick, this is huge. 236 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,913 Thank you so much. 237 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,836 You are a lifesaver. 238 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,919 Okay, so l'll get the three tickets, and as soon as you guys land, call me. 239 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,071 Oh, no, l meant that l'll drop them off at the airport. 240 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,192 Oh, no. You can't expect the kids to travel alone, Nick. 241 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,830 Kevin's got asthma. That recycled air in the plane-- l mean, yuck. 242 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,917 lt'd be fine. Kids fly all the time. 243 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,390 lt's nothing. l'll make sure they get on the plane. 244 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,428 They'll get milk and cookies, little plastic wings, get to meet the pilot. 245 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,279 You know, it'd be real cool. 246 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,958 Especially with me sitting next to them making sure everything is all right. 247 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,516 Oh, how could l ever repay you? 248 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,395 Obviously, you don't care that she's using you. 249 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:56,828 But ask yourself this: 250 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,793 Would you trust a woman who'd trust you with her kids? 251 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,275 l'm tempted to call Child Services right now. 252 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,870 Uncle Nick loves kids. 253 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,115 Big lummox. Might as well just put myself on eBay. 254 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:14,190 Hello. l'm here to pick up the kids. 255 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,275 Now, that's what l'm talking about. 256 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,472 What you wasting your time with Miss Suzanne for? 257 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,990 -Excuse me? -You come with me. 258 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,190 Miss Mable will take you on a guided tour to Sin City. 259 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,315 Oh, God. Excuse me. 260 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,437 Hello? Somebody? 261 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,151 Who wants to go to Vancouver? 262 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,473 Mom says that we should be polite. 263 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,589 Now, kids, l know you're disappointed about your father... 264 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,077 ...but you're going to have fun. 265 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,279 Aren't you? 266 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,596 -Yes, Miss Mable. -Yes, Miss Mable. 267 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,390 Hey, did you bring us a gift? 268 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,036 Yeah, Mom's man friends always bring us presents. 269 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,669 Oh, of course. 270 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,873 What kind of guy you think l am? Uncle Nick loves kids. 271 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:28,035 As a matter of fact.... Look, look, look. 272 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,992 Dr. Munchies pizza coupon. 273 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:34,314 You get a free litre of soda with any purchase of a large pepperoni. 274 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,512 -What's a litre? -Oh, yeah, and for you.... 275 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,837 -Look at that. Corkscrew. -Cool. 276 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,158 -Hey, it's got a knife. -You can't give him that. 277 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,078 -Shut up. -Make me. 278 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,197 l don't make trash. l bury it. 279 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:55,433 -Well, l'll bury my foot in your-- -Say it. You're too scared to say it. 280 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,318 Be quiet, you paranoid dunce. 281 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,755 -Chicken. -Stop it. Stop it. 282 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,358 Hey, wanna learn some Chinese? 283 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,318 Sure. What you got? 284 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,236 Sensei says, "The first one is always a decoy." 285 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,671 Shotgun! 286 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,633 That's my seat. You stop. 287 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,071 They gonna eat you alive. 288 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,832 -You're too ugly to sit in the front seat. -That's my seat. 289 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,116 Hey! Watch the paint. 290 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,080 Okay, now, once we get in this terminal... 291 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,157 ...l want everybody sticking together. 292 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,755 Now, be careful opening that door. 293 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,397 Man! What did--? 294 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,349 -Sorry, Nick. -Oh, damn! 295 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,433 -Boy, didn't you hear what l just said? -You swore. 296 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,116 You damn right l swore. That's about $400 worth of damage to my new car. 297 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,193 That's twice. Now you have to put $2 in the swear jar. 298 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,914 Yeah, well, he gotta put about $400 in my pocket. 299 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,838 -You got $400 for me? -No. 300 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,069 And l want it cash. 301 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,395 Okay, man, no tears, all right? 302 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,158 l won't change diapers out here. 303 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,313 Real good. Have you ever thought of being a youth pastor or a therapist? 304 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,472 Look, it ain't like l said l was gonna take off my belt. 305 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,750 He's gonna beat me, Lindsey! Save me! 306 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,791 -Hey. Hey, man. -Don't touch me! 307 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,150 -Little dude. Kevin. Come here. -Get away! 308 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,839 ls there a problem here, sir? 309 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,156 Just a game l'm playing with the kids. 310 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,351 Boy, bring your butt back here! 311 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,875 Kevin. Boy. Look. 312 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,230 Yo, yo, yo. Hey, hey. Look, look. 313 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,118 Look, l got money. Check it out. 314 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,833 Will that shut you up, huh? 315 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,190 Here you go. Ten bucks. Come on. 316 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,752 Yeah. That's right. 317 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,520 Hey, you can't buy us off. Apologize. 318 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,472 No, no. We're cool. 319 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,990 Yeah. We cool, little mama. 320 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,749 Plus, there's enough to go around. Got a ten-spot for you too. 321 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,913 l do believe l'm older than him. 322 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,232 l can't believe l'm getting hustled by a couple of gangsters. Here. 323 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,189 Now, hurry up. We can't be late. 324 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,514 When we go through, they can see our bones and innards? 325 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,672 -No, fool, that's an x-ray. -Wrong answer. 326 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:37,995 lt's a metal detector. 327 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,838 Oh, to see if you have any bombs? 328 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,436 You're not allowed to say " bombs" here. 329 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,076 -Why can't you say " bomb"? -Please remove all metal objects. 330 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,475 Keys, loose change, cell phones, jewellery. 331 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,750 Okay. Just might take a minute. 332 00:24:55,160 --> 00:25:00,188 l hope you left Nick's little present in the car, or else you're going to jail. 333 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,031 Cell phone. 334 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,273 Car keys. 335 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,952 Excuse me. Sir? 336 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,514 What? What? 337 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,876 Sir, can you step to the red line, please? 338 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,150 l put everything on the tray. 339 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,437 Please raise your arms and separate your legs. 340 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,155 Corkscrew! 341 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,191 Let's just get out of here before l end up in Guant�namo Bay. 342 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,436 Our dad would've never given him a knife. 343 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,234 -Yeah, l'm not your dad. -That's for sure. 344 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,716 All right, let's go. Pick it up. 345 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,230 lt's actually gonna work out better because trains are more fun. 346 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,954 -Do you got any snacks? -You mean candy? 347 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,832 -No way. -l have to pee. 348 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,515 Can't you wait till we get on the train? lt's right there. 349 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,190 -l don't think l can wait that long. -Yes, you can. Come on. 350 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,000 He's prone to bladder infections, you know. 351 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,509 All right, man, go do your business. 352 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,798 Aren't you coming in with me? 353 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,440 Yeah, but l'm not touching nothing. 354 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,588 All aboard! 355 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,559 -Come on, come on. -l'm coming. 356 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,671 Wait. My shoe's untied. 357 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,233 Come on. 358 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,232 All clear. 359 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,308 Come on, Kevin. Hurry up. 360 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,192 Over.... 361 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,037 Loop. Other loop. 362 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,632 You know what? Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. 363 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,751 No! Pull from the first loop. 364 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,310 -Otherwise it's too tight at the top. -Okay, okay. 365 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:37,189 The boy has problems. He won't eat anything orange, steamed or poached. 366 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,675 And what he does eat, they can't touch. 367 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,434 -Okay, there you go. -No. Do it again. 368 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:43,993 That doesn't feel right. 369 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,077 His socks can't have elastic in them. 370 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,794 And he won't use a toothbrush more than five days. 371 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,712 -Shut up! -Make me. 372 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,512 Who'd wanna make another one--? 373 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:53,994 Come on. 374 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,348 Hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 375 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,431 Hey. Where's Galaktico's cape? 376 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,078 Kevin. 377 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,034 Final boarding call for Vancouver passengers... 378 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,549 ... departing from track two. 379 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,235 Look, it's damp. 380 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,872 Kevin! Lindsey! 381 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,039 Hey! Hey! Kevin! Lindsey! 382 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,675 Hey. The train's moving. 383 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,959 Out my way. 384 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,595 Hey! Crazy kids. Yo! 385 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,794 Hey! Hey, come on! 386 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,439 What are you doing? 387 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,834 Sorry, lady. 388 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,076 -Hey! -What's he doing? 389 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,909 l think he wants us to jump onto a moving train. 390 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,118 Hey! Kevin! Lindsey! Hey! Get up here! 391 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,759 Come on! 392 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,394 Hey, what are you doing? Run! 393 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,596 Are you crazy? Jump! 394 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,796 Come on! 395 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,997 Mama. 396 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,916 -Hey, Nick, how's the train ride going? -Well, we haven't exactly left yet. 397 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,953 We decided to drive. lt should be much more educational. 398 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,630 Oh, no, Nick, l cannot let you do that. That's way too much trouble. 399 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,035 No, no. lt'll only take a few more hours... 400 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,800 ...and gives me a chance to get to know Kevin and Lindsey. 401 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,871 Okay. I'm really impressed. 402 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,635 -You're very sweet. -Yes, l am. 403 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,238 You sound like you have everything under control. Can l talk to the kids? 404 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,873 Oh, okay. 405 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,311 Look, don't tell them nothing that happened, okay? 406 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,397 -He lost our luggage. -What? 407 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,868 -Are you guys dating? -No. 408 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,559 -No. -Let me talk. 409 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,159 We wanna go to Dad's. 410 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,634 You cannot go to Dad's now. You're going with Nick. 411 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,235 Why? Dad's house is in the same direction. 412 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,473 Nick could drop us off there on his way not to date you. 413 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,676 Honey, your dad is sick and in bed. 414 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,154 Now, if you want me to... 415 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,437 ...l can quit my job, and we'll go live in a cardboard box. 416 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,356 Whatever. 417 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,509 -Let him drive. -Be nice. 418 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,312 -l love you. -Love you too. 419 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,078 Bye. 420 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,509 Now, look, driving you two gremlins on New Year's Eve... 421 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,753 ...for over 300 miles was never on the agenda. Okay? 422 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,270 We just drove across town, and y'all done messed up my door. 423 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,074 So now l got to lay down some rules. 424 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,275 Rule number-- 425 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,313 Rule number one: Don't touch the climate control. 426 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,796 Rule number two: Don't kick the seat. 427 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,594 Rule number three: Don't play with toys. 428 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,918 -Can l play with my pizza coupon? -No sassing me. 429 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,192 No eating in the car, no drinking in the car and no smoking. 430 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,032 -l don't smoke. -Good. 431 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,639 Don't start on my watch. 432 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,757 l don't want you to touch the radio. 433 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,554 l don't even want you to sniff the new-car smell. 434 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,433 l want you to sit down on that protective plastic... 435 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,870 ...and be seen, not heard. 436 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,193 You know, if you're thinking about my mom, you're wasting your time. 437 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,589 l'm not wasting my time, because me and your mom, we're just friends. 438 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,349 That's good, because Mom's still into Dad, and he's totally into her. 439 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,118 They're getting back together. 440 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,035 Whoopee! l'm happy for them. 441 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,918 Or maybe you guys should go out. 442 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,908 A couple of dates with you would really make her appreciate Dad. 443 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,432 Let's go. 444 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,435 Have a taste of my steel, zombie. 445 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,639 -Yes! -That game doesn't sound G-rated. 446 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,711 Yeah, but it's keeping him occupied. 447 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,873 The boy played Lady Pac-Man at the mall and had nightmares for a week. 448 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,877 -Give it here, Kevin. -Hey, give it! 449 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,310 -Give it to me. What did l say? -lt's not yours! 450 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,313 -Give it here now! -You're not the boss of me! 451 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,834 Cut it out. 452 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,634 Why don't we call Mom and see what she has to say. 453 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:05,713 Fine. 454 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,512 You win. 455 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,955 Snitch. 456 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,759 Baby. 457 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,514 -Big baby. -Bigger baby. 458 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,428 -Giant baby. -Enormous baby. 459 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,114 -Humongous baby. -Colossal baby. 460 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,191 -Am not. Am not. -Are too. Are too. 461 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,793 -Am not. Am not. -Are too. 462 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,314 Okay, okay. 463 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,159 You're both acting like a couple of babies. 464 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,832 Keep it moving. Come on. 465 00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,552 That's right. Drink your juice, baby. 466 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,876 -Hey, no food in the car. -lt's not food. lt's juice. 467 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,718 -Same difference. Give it. -Mine. 468 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,359 Hey! 469 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:02,913 Man, see? 470 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,190 Oh, y'all think that's funny, don't you? 471 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,958 lt's not funny. 472 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,639 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 473 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,348 One thing you gotta know here, we keep it real. 474 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,198 You can believe that. 475 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,154 Yuck! Noisy. 476 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,430 -What is that? -50 Cent. 477 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,989 Well, l'll pay him a dollar just to shut up. 478 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,997 Do you have any Justin Timberlake or Clay Aiken? 479 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:39,234 Lord, these kids are ethnically challenged. 480 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,038 Do you know you can get shot... 481 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,629 ...playing those CDs in my old neighbourhood? 482 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,111 -We're not ghetto. -Or trying to be ghetto fabulous. 483 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,356 We're just fabulous. 484 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,074 About time. Open road. 485 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,952 Vancouver, here we come. 486 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,555 Yeah. 487 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:39,948 l have to pee. 488 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,755 What? No, no, you do not have to pee. 489 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,757 Didn't you go at the train station? 490 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,872 l tried to go, but there was a man standing next to me... 491 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,195 ...so it just went away. 492 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,635 But look, man, all this open road. 493 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,394 You can hold it. l know you can. Cross your legs. 494 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,519 -You should've asked before we left. -l did. 495 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,508 No, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station. 496 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:04,915 You're supposed to ask before every segment. 497 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,793 -Everyone knows that. -Evidently not. 498 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,754 l'm not gonna make it. Do you have a bottle? 499 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,036 -No. -How about this ashtray? 500 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,515 Kevin, there's no receptacle in this vehicle. 501 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,632 Look, the exit is about a mile away, and you can hold it. 502 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,356 How far is a mile? 503 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,672 l don't know, 5000 and some kind of feet. 504 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,156 Look, think of something else. Football, a math test... 505 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,277 ...puberty. 506 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,992 -Are we there yet? -No. 507 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,997 l'm sure the carpet is absorbent. 508 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,593 Oh, here it comes! 509 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,271 For God's sakes, man, he's gonna make his water in your car! 510 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,714 No, he ain't. 511 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,433 lncoming! lncoming! lncoming! 512 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,397 Hold it, man. 513 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:56,310 -Hold it. Oh, no. Look, right here. -Yeah. 514 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,354 Here we go. Here we go. 515 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,513 ln here, in here. Hold it, hold it. 516 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,153 -This is taken! -l'm sorry! 517 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,238 -Oh, it's dribbling out. -Okay, go, go. Just go. 518 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,276 -That's disgusting! -Hey, wait a minute. 519 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,993 Wait a minute, lady. Hold up. 520 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,037 Bought us some groceries for later. 521 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,798 Your mama said you liked fruit. 522 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,595 -Garlic olives? -Hey, it's a truck stop. 523 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,074 That's all they had. 524 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,559 You see this? 525 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,874 Because of you guys, l gotta do this right here. 526 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,753 You squeezed it, not me. 527 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,553 lt's not coming out. 528 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,150 Hit that green button for me, please. 529 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,877 -Yo, yo, yo. -Hey. Hey, it's Marty. What's up, man? 530 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,913 How's it going with those stupid brats you got with you? 531 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,113 Remember this.: If the kids hate you, the mama won't date you. 532 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,390 -Man! -Where'd you go? 533 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,953 What, are you in a tunnel? 534 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,639 Are you--? Hello? 535 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,348 Okay. All right. 536 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,358 Seat belts. 537 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,670 Nobody gotta go to the bathroom, right? 538 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,273 Okay, here we go. 539 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,990 Nick, we already know about you and Mom. 540 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,352 -You do? -Of course. 541 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,472 -She talks about you all the time. -Yeah, Mom's into you. 542 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,109 She says you're better looking than Taye Diggs. 543 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,548 Oh, yeah? 544 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,876 -l am, huh? -Oh, sure. 545 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,315 ln fact, she told me-- 546 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,999 My gosh. Get his inhaler. He's having an asthma attack. 547 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,595 -What? Where is it? -lt's in the back. Hurry! 548 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,239 -Go! -All right, l'm going. 549 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,953 -l got it. l got it. -Move it! 550 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,758 Good one, Lindsey. 551 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,708 Very funny. 552 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,558 -Open up. -l knew you were lying. 553 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,150 "We're just friends." You're just using us to suck up to our mama. 554 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:32,475 -What? -Yeah. 555 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:36,593 You're just a dirty, horny sex man like all the others. Nasty man. 556 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,751 -You're a nasty, bad man. -Look... 557 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,155 ...l tried to do your mama a favour, you booger. 558 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,868 You probably wanna kiss her, don't you? 559 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,634 Look, look. Off the glass. Off the glass. 560 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,596 And you, open this door. 561 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,273 You forgot the magic word. 562 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,197 -Open this damn door. -You just swore again. 563 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,318 -Lindsey, he just swore again. -So what? 564 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,512 -l'm not playing with you. -You can't make us do anything. 565 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,718 Hey, this is my car! 566 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,070 You hear me, little girl? This is my car! 567 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,834 You better not. Look at me. l'm serious. 568 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,392 l'm not playing with you, little girl, okay? 569 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,955 lf you don't open up before l count to three... 570 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,388 ...somebody gonna get it. 571 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,072 One. 572 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,554 Two. 573 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,953 Three. 574 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,751 No! No! Hey, you stop that car! 575 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,798 Where did he go? 576 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,757 -Now you gonna get it! -Go! Floor it! 577 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,952 Get out of there! Whoa! Hey! 578 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,516 Stop! Wait a minute! 579 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,280 l don't have any insurance on you, girl! 580 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,674 Hey! 581 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,636 Watch where you're going! Watch the spinners! 582 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,911 You're messing up my spinners! 583 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,714 -You know how much they cost? -You can't catch us. 584 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,633 No! 585 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,036 You little-- Give me them keys! 586 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,595 -Dirty sex man. -What y'all think you're doing? 587 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,394 Let go of my hat! Give me them keys! 588 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,196 Hey, Lindsey, stop this crazy thing! 589 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,039 That man's setting a bad example for them kids. 590 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,429 -Wait a minute! -Go! Go! 591 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,516 Now that's frontier justice. 592 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,197 -Hey, turn up the rear heat. -Yeah. 593 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,833 No. No heat. 594 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,429 No talking. You're lucky l'm letting you live. 595 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,471 -But-- -But my butt. 596 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,114 l should pull off on the side of the road... 597 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,311 ...dig a hole, and bury both you two. 598 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,552 That's what l should do. Yeah. 599 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,752 A hundred years from now, a grizzly will find your bones... 600 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,434 ...and pick his teeth with them. Wouldn't like that. 601 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,314 Can't believe you two. Are you crazy? 602 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,195 -We have rights. -No, no, you have no rights. 603 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:38,474 This is my ship, buddy. l'm the CEO of this SUV. 604 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,199 Believe that. 605 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,834 Breaker, breaker, 26, this is Big Al out on Highway 5, mile marker 1 6. 606 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,470 l got two little lambs here been snatched up by the big, bad wolf. 607 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,671 l need some backup, pronto. 608 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,275 Ten-four, Big Al. Let's squash this bug. 609 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,552 You had no consideration for my life, your life or my spinners. 610 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,279 What? What do you want? 611 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,317 l'm driving here! 612 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,278 Mister ln-a-Hurry. ldiot. 613 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,079 Why is he slowing down? 614 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,959 l don't like this. 615 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,119 Pull over right now. Pull it over. Pull it over. 616 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,874 -You better do what he says. -Like hell l will. 617 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,116 l've seen those vigilante trucker movies. 618 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,632 l said, pull over! 619 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,793 What you doing? 620 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,634 Oh, no! 621 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,152 My paint! 622 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,998 You think you got me boxed in? 623 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,433 Well, you can kiss my 330 cubic inches of V8 power, sucker! 624 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,079 Hold on. 625 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,113 Help! 626 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,314 Your insurance premiums are going through the roof. 627 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,438 Yeah! 628 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,599 That was so cool! 629 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,755 Yeah! 630 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,791 l think l got me some whiplash. 631 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,273 No! No! No! 632 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,797 What was Mom thinking? 633 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,037 l don't know. l like him. He's kind of funny. 634 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,719 Hey, don't get soft. 635 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,196 This man is not our daddy. He's the enemy. 636 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,715 Take me now! Take me now! 637 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,317 This is why we don't come to the city. 638 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,398 Look. Look, man, all l need... 639 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,718 ...is four rims and four tires, and l'm gone, l'm out of here. 640 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,114 Can you help me? 641 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,312 No, l cannot do it. l told you already, the SUV is too big. 642 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,317 You no listen. 643 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,238 So look, use smaller ones. 644 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:25,998 Smaller? 645 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,316 Okay. l put on a smaller tire for you. 646 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,357 -Good. -Now, you come back Tuesday. 647 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,318 -What?! -Today is New Year's Eve. 648 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,239 Time for me to go home. Thanks. Bye-bye. 649 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,071 See, there's Dad's right there. lt's about 30 miles away. 650 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,834 l'm not walking 30 miles. 651 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,194 Who said anything about walking? 652 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,312 But l have to go home. lt's New Year's Eve. Dick Clark. 653 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,552 -Let me just pay you extra. -No, no, no and no. 654 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,995 l can make it worth your while. 655 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,428 See what l got? 656 00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,279 Yao Ming. Rookie card. 657 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,432 Oh, l see. So you think that just because l am Chinese... 658 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,676 ...you can get me to do anything. 659 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:07,233 Hologram. 660 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,510 My Navigator. 661 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,799 No! 662 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,799 Kevin! 663 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,389 Lindsey! 664 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,716 Stop playing, because l'm not in the mood! 665 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,117 Hey! Hey! 666 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,272 Dad's, here we come. 667 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,595 Damn! Hey! Hey! 668 00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,917 Hey! What are you doing? 669 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,156 Jump! Jump! 670 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,833 You think he can catch us? 671 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,399 Hey! 672 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,473 -Maybe 1 0 years ago. -Hey! 673 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:56,314 Don't be scared. Just jump. 674 00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,073 No! 675 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,114 What's wrong with you kids?! 676 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,195 Come on. 677 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,108 Come on. Get! Go! 678 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,076 Come on, fleabag. 679 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,353 No way! 680 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:37,836 Way! Now, get your narrow butts on this horse now! 681 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,436 -Hey, how you doing, baby? -Hi. ls everything okay? 682 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,434 Oh, yeah, everything is cool. 683 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,033 Can l call you right back? 684 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,510 Wait, what's that sound? You sound jiggly. 685 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,274 Must be your phone. Everything's cool on this end. 686 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:01,318 -Are you gonna be here soon? -Sort of. Kind of. 687 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,192 Let me call you back in 1 0 minutes. 688 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,431 Wait, wait, l wanna say hi to the kids. 689 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,279 Oh, okay. 690 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:12,030 She wanna talk to you guys and make sure everything is all right. 691 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,112 -Hi, Mom. -Hey. 692 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,918 Hi, babies. How are you doing? 693 00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,390 -Are you having fun with Nick? -Come on. 694 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,717 Hit the turbo! 695 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,474 Let's go! Let's go! 696 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,277 l know, baby, but just try to make the best of it, okay? 697 00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:36,035 -I love you. -Love you too. Bye. 698 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:43,198 -Scoot over, l'm coming aboard. -That's a bad idea. 699 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,873 -Says who? -Says the guy... 700 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,638 ...who put all that junk there. 701 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,079 Oh, snap! 702 00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,998 l hate horses. 703 00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,636 What take so long? l have to hang mirror ball. 704 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,114 You little snotty-nosed runts. 705 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,878 l know exactly where you are. 706 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,957 You messing with Nick the Quick, baby. 707 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,351 Now's your chance. Hit yourself over the head with a brick... 708 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,471 ...and say that they were kidnapped. 709 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,039 Shut up. 710 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,551 Happy New Year. 711 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,038 You think Nick's okay? 712 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,117 What are you worried about him for? 713 00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,834 l'm not. lt's just... 714 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,678 ...maybe we were a little rough. 715 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,029 Oh, please. 716 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,232 That player got what he deserved. 717 00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,351 "Get your butts on this horse." 718 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,994 "You got $400?" 719 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:18,232 l've been thinking. We should've brought soup or something. 720 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,555 What for? 721 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,433 Because Dad's sick. What is he gonna eat? 722 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,392 He's a dad. l'm sure he has soup. 723 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,679 He must be lonely, living all by himself. 724 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,438 Look, don't bug him about that. 725 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,950 lf we want him to hook up with Mom, we have to be subtle. Got it? 726 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,434 l got it. 727 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,708 Come on, y'all. Let's get out of here. 728 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,919 Want some chocolate cake? lt's world-famous. 729 00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,236 Mom says l shouldn't have sugar. 730 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,393 What about you? lt'll make your mouth all chocolatey. 731 00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,435 No, thanks. 732 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:28,909 Hey. You forgot something. 733 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,675 Sorry about what happened today. 734 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,279 l really wish you guys didn't have to see that. 735 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,751 He used to look at me like that. 736 00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,473 l know, man. 737 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,677 And when he hugged you, you thought he'd never let you go. 738 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,677 They make you laugh, they tell you they love you... 739 00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,757 ...then one day, they never come back. 740 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,593 l bet you know all about leaving, don't you, player? 741 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,434 Know what? As a matter of fact, l do. 742 00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:13,070 But only because the same thing happened to me when l was your age. 743 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,877 Yeah, my pops walked out on us too. 744 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:21,033 lt's a shame that anybody can call theyself a father. 745 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:22,714 But listen... 746 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,150 ...he's the failure in this, not you. 747 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,950 He's the one that's gonna miss out. 748 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:33,113 l just hope it don't take you guys as long as it took me to figure that out... 749 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,312 ...because it's true. You guys are some cool kids. 750 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,039 There you go. Come on, let's get out of here. 751 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,270 -Nick? -What's up, little man? 752 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,191 lf my dad left and your dad left... 753 00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,353 ...does that mean l'll end up like you? 754 00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,633 l ain't doing too bad. Look, l have blingage. 755 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,518 That's not exactly what l meant. 756 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,469 l was watching Oprah, and it was all about how depressed and lonely... 757 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,672 -...bachelors like you are. -l'm not depressed or lonely. 758 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,353 -Yes, you are. -No, l'm not. 759 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,113 -Yes, you are. -No, l'm not. 760 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,432 Mom says that if a man is not married by the time he's 35... 761 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,279 -...he's either damaged or gay. -What? 762 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,509 Well, that would explain those earrings. 763 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,795 Watch it, sucker. 764 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,474 But you do have intimacy issues, don't you? 765 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,079 -No, l don't. -Yes, you do. 766 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,514 -No, l don't. -Yes, you do. 767 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,830 Look, it's obvious you need a timeout... 768 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,917 ...and you need a little tickle time. 769 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:49,398 Because all you do is ask a thousand questions, huh? 770 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:51,872 Hey. Are you all right? 771 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,113 Kevin. 772 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,430 l'm good. 773 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,717 -You sure? -Yeah, except... 774 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,229 -...l'm out. -Okay, don't worry about that. 775 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,396 We'll get you more once we get there. 776 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,318 Oh, sure, we can wait... 777 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,272 ...if you want me to die! 778 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,190 They're closing! Do something, Nick. 779 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,233 No, no, wait. Hold on! Wait a minute. We need a refill. 780 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,635 Sorry, we're closed. Come back Tuesday. 781 00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,677 But l got a sick kid here. 782 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,079 Look, l couldn't help you even if l wanted to. 783 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,316 The pharmacist has left for the holiday. 784 00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,835 -Well, where is he? -He's off duty. 785 00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,709 And l doubt very much he's gonna want some guy interrupting his holi-- 786 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,389 Just a second, sir, and l'll draw you up a map. 787 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,315 Hey, Nick, that guy was such a meanie. 788 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,556 How'd you get him to do what you wanted? 789 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,354 Oh, that was simple. l just gave him the look. 790 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,879 lt works every time. 791 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,152 -lt even worked through glass? -Oh, yeah. 792 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,999 The look is something l developed when l was a kid. 793 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,758 l had somewhat of a reputation. 794 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,916 Surprise, surprise. 795 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,430 l don't want everybody stepping to me, so l give them the look... 796 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,232 ...which told them, " Back off. 797 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,034 That's a bad mother--" "Shut your mouth." 798 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,071 l wish l could do that. 799 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,350 You got somebody bothering you at school? 800 00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,036 An asthmatic in the accelerated program? What do you think? 801 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,599 Try this. lt's foolproof. 802 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:43,395 No, no, check the lip, check the lip. 803 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:49,157 Man, do not take my lunch money. 804 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,109 Here we go, killer. Come on. 805 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,231 Hey, hey, where y'all going? 806 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,669 Excuse me, l'm looking for the pharmacist. 807 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,228 Delwyn? Sure. 808 00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,351 He's.... 809 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,676 -He's right over there. -That's enough. 810 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,199 -l got it. -Give me that. 811 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,030 Stop clowning around now. 812 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:24,719 -Yo. -Give me my shoe. 813 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,070 Yo. Excuse me, are you the pharmacist? 814 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,358 Not at the moment. Why? 815 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,831 Well, look, l got a kid with me, man. He's got asthma real bad. 816 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,710 Try some steam. That usually helps. 817 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,911 Hey, hey. Knock it off. 818 00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,076 -Steam? -That's enough of that. 819 00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:45,671 Look, look, all l need is a refill, okay? And l know you can help. 820 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:48,075 l'm asking you nice. 821 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,274 Mister, l've been married for 38 years. You can't scare me. 822 00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,274 Come on, man, you the pharmacist. l know you took a oath or something. 823 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,118 Not that l can remember, no. 824 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,788 Hey, will you go over there and behave yourself? 825 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,752 Yeah, go get him over there. 826 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,910 You know, folks around here like to barter. 827 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,430 You get what you want, l get what l want. 828 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:13,076 One hand washes the other. l scratch your back-- 829 00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,918 Get to the point. 830 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,556 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't clown me. 831 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,394 Watch the kids. 832 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:23,918 All of them? 833 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,039 You little-- 834 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,519 Oh, my word. 835 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,995 Pie and cake and brownies and pie. 836 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,474 You said " pie" twice. 837 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,119 l like pie. 838 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,717 Kevin, you know Mom would be upset... 839 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:46,151 ...if we were even thinking about trying any of these... 840 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,351 ...chocolatey... 841 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,198 ...creamy... 842 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,392 ...delicious.... 843 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,516 Hey, l was gonna eat those brownies. 844 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,597 What? Just take those. 845 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,313 No, l want yours. 846 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,708 Take it easy, man. 847 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:18,879 Sorry. 848 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,708 Ridiculous. 849 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,115 What? l got this. 850 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,800 All right, timeout. Get off of him. 851 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,036 Get off of him. Get out of here. 852 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:54,674 Get off of him, you little gangsters. Watch out. 853 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,509 You too! Off of him! 854 01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,790 What is wrong with you kids? 855 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,508 Why y'all ganging up on him? 856 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,154 You think you so tough? 857 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,151 l'd like to see you try that with somebody my size. 858 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:13,273 Okay! Okay, man! 859 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,755 All right, get off me, you little maggots! 860 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,597 -Do you think we should help him? -l'm getting mad now. Hey! 861 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,998 -After this bite. -Hey, that's it. 862 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:24,191 Now, l'm gonna count to three. 863 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,872 Hey, wait a minute! 864 01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,752 Okay! Get off! 865 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,673 My shoe! Come back here with my shoe. 866 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,914 All right, people, it's time for some karaoke. 867 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,793 What is she doing? 868 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,188 She can sing? 869 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:12,673 She can sing. 870 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,718 Kevin, enough. Kevin, please. 871 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,355 l didn't know you could sing that good. Why you didn't say nothing? 872 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,790 Because before, you were the enemy. 873 01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:00,518 You know who can sing? Galaktico can sing. 874 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,439 Hey. 875 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,716 Okay. All right, okay, okay. 876 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,593 Put that down, settle down and put on your seat belt. 877 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,035 l know why your mama won't let you have sugar. 878 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,994 Hyper down. You're like some kind of crazy dog. 879 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,910 l know you are, but what am l, Rover? 880 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,154 Nick, l don't feel so good. 881 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,915 Do you got anything to drink? 882 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,839 There you go. 883 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:39,113 l'm sorry, Nick, l accidentally spilled a drop on the floor. 884 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:41,510 Little man, don't even worry about it. 885 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:44,837 There's nothing more that you can do to this car. 886 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:48,435 Oh, no! 887 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,599 l can't see. l can't see! 888 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:01,193 ls everybody all right? 889 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,719 l feel much better now. 890 01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:11,750 Nick, where are my kids? You were supposed to be here two hours ago. 891 01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:13,837 We had a slight delay at the border. 892 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,758 We're gonna need more paper towels. 893 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,439 Paper towels? What's going on? 894 01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,592 Nothing. We just pulled over to clean out the Navigator. 895 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,795 Are you kidding me? 896 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,788 lt's freezing outside, and you've got my kids cleaning your precious car? 897 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,956 Suzanne, it's not like it seems, okay? 898 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,390 Well, it sounds pretty bad from here. 899 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:34,434 Nick, if you're not here by 8.:00, you're gonna be in big trouble. 900 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:38,031 -Suzanne, I got this. -Eight o'clock, Nick. 901 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,911 All right, guys, we gotta hustle. Your mom's getting worried. 902 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,430 -But it stinks in here. -Hold your breath. 903 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,195 What? 904 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,879 lf we don't move... 905 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,559 ...maybe it won't kill us. 906 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,310 Oh, man, you're scared of that deer? 907 01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,950 He ain't gonna hurt you. 908 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,670 They come out of the woods when they get cold. He's probably hungry. 909 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:03,995 Try this. 910 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:12,996 -Hey. Look what l got. -Nick, deers are herbivores. 911 01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,708 So, what? Everybody loves chocolate chip. 912 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,514 Hey, buddy, come on. 913 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,956 Cookie. 914 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,992 Okay, okay, hey, hey, come on. 915 01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,671 -No. -What? He's not gonna hurt you. 916 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,675 Look, l'm right here with you. Come on, come on. Come on. 917 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,592 Slow. Come on. 918 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,229 Slowly. Don't scare it. Get in there. 919 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,238 -What if he's rabid? -Come on, come on. There we go. 920 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,357 There you go. There you go. 921 01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,758 See, he's gentle. He's not gonna hurt you. 922 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:47,473 -Give him another. -No way. 923 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:50,280 -Now, look. -Where's my camera? 924 01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,478 Hey, hey. Hey. 925 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,350 Down, boy. Sit. 926 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,352 Hey, Bambi. Sit! 927 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,428 Come on, now. 928 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,238 Bambi. 929 01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,555 Give him the look, Nick! Give him the look! 930 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,995 All right, you want a piece of me? 931 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,276 Say uncle. Are you done? 932 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,357 Your head gotta go over my fireplace? 933 01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:29,273 -Show him who's boss, Nick. -Now, just let it go. 934 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,789 Let it go. 935 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,833 Get your tail out of here before l kick some deer butt. 936 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,672 You better run. 937 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:43,955 -l hope you got some nice shots. -Yep. 938 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,715 Now help me find my keys. 939 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,396 Come on out of there. 940 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,953 lf your mama ever asks... 941 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,839 ...don't let her know l know how to hot-wire a car. 942 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:00,798 But you don't know how to do it. 943 01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,595 Quiet down out there. 944 01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:05,711 Have patience. 945 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:12,755 -Turn it off, Nick! -All right, calm down. 946 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,719 -Hurry up. lt's loud. -And scary. 947 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,832 This should do it. 948 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,354 -Nick, the car's on fire. lt's burning. -Oh, no. 949 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:31,394 lt's gonna burn. Nick, hurry. 950 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:34,916 -Be careful. -Come on, Nick, do it. 951 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:36,674 Put it out! Put it out! 952 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,480 lt's gonna burn, Nick! Hurry! 953 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,631 This could be toxic. 954 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,518 Worthless. 955 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,990 -Galaktico! -Kevin, step back. l got it. 956 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,433 Hey, Nick, don't forget me. l'm over here. 957 01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,272 l'm on the dashboard, remember? 958 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,994 Hey! Don't let me burn! 959 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,997 l'm a limited edition! 960 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,675 Oh, man. l never even got to read the manual. 961 01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:16,751 Hit the dirt! 962 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:30,349 Why? 963 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,638 Oh, no. 964 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:37,634 This is about a year's pay. 965 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,518 What did l do? 966 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,280 What did l do? Why is this happening to me? 967 01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,434 lt was you two. 968 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,632 lf l didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons... 969 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,957 ...this wouldn't have never happened. l'd still have my car. 970 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,709 Go ahead and cry. l don't care. 971 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,476 Okay, all right, stop the waterworks. 972 01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,598 Oh, all right. Oh, come on, come on. 973 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,676 Stop crying. Stop crying. 974 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,348 lt's not your fault. lt's not your fault. 975 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:23,439 No, no. l just got a little upset, okay? 976 01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,471 That's why you buy insurance. 977 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:28,194 All right, let's sit down. Sit down. Come on, now. 978 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:31,836 Right here, right here. lt's only a car, okay? 979 01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:34,151 We are a lot of trouble. 980 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,079 That's why our daddy doesn't wanna be with us. 981 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,151 Whoa, whoa. 982 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,032 Look at me. 983 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,196 Don't say that. That's not true. 984 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:45,152 But we destroyed your Navigator. 985 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,156 That? Oh, that's nothing. 986 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,119 That's just a material object. 987 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:54,749 lt means nothing. 988 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,474 l wouldn't wanna spend New Year's with us either. 989 01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,638 Who would? 990 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:03,471 Me. 991 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,599 l would. 992 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,076 But you know what? 993 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,510 Maybe your mother's right, you know. 994 01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:13,278 Maybe l'm not cut out for this. 995 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,870 l mean, look at you two. You're a mess. 996 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:19,117 l keep losing you, feeding you the wrong stuff. 997 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,878 lf you were goldfish, you'd be dead. 998 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:27,037 You know, you're doing okay. This is just your first day. 999 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:30,517 Yeah, you have to get experience. You'll get used to it. 1000 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:32,955 Yeah, and there's books you can read too. 1001 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:36,639 Thanks. 1002 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:37,989 But you know what? 1003 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,794 lf we're not magically in front of your mother... 1004 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,797 ...in the next 30 minutes or so... 1005 01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,718 ...she'll never talk to me again. 1006 01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:48,953 Hey, if it's the bottom of the ninth, and you're down two runs, do you quit? 1007 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:52,755 No. You put that ball back on the tee, and you keep swinging. 1008 01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,756 Well, let's keep swinging. 1009 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:02,838 Come on. Let's go. 1010 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,670 Now we gotta figure out how we gonna get to Vancouver. 1011 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,873 Hey, look. 1012 01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,150 l found your keys, Nick. 1013 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,638 What? 1014 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,035 lt's just my luck. 1015 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:30,151 Let's get out of here. 1016 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:34,514 -Come on. -Right here, baby. Come on, now. 1017 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,878 Yo, yo, yo, hey! 1018 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,158 You got one. 1019 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,839 Oh, man, thanks. 1020 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,953 We're on our way to Vancouver, and l really, really appreciate this. 1021 01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,594 l couldn't leave these kids here on the highway. 1022 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,151 That's why l'm leaving you, you animal! 1023 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:01,599 Wait a minute! Come back here, you hillbilly! 1024 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,028 Come here! 1025 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:06,316 No. Let me in. Let-- 1026 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:12,316 Hey, yo, bring me back my kids! 1027 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,319 Stop. 1028 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:26,715 Mister, are you crazy? 1029 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:29,514 Some psycho trucker took my kids. We gotta catch him. 1030 01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:32,877 Well, hop aboard. l'll help you. Ernst to the rescue. 1031 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,996 Suzanne, they'll be here any minute. l'm sure they're fine. 1032 01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:43,078 Now, let's concentrate on the party. 1033 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,470 We were completely wrong about Nick. 1034 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,719 Yeah, but now we know he's kind and gentle. 1035 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:03,669 Come on, come on, come on. Come on, slim, get me closer. 1036 01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,194 -Come on, Nick. -l got it. 1037 01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,759 -Get off. -Open up, you jerk. 1038 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,479 Nick, save us! Help! 1039 01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:10,039 -Stop this truck! -Get off! 1040 01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,390 -You lunatic! -Stop this truck! 1041 01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,317 Kind and gentle, huh? 1042 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,158 -Go, man. -l'm moving. 1043 01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,112 This thing wasn't built for speed. 1044 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:28,996 Come on, you're driving like a old lady. 1045 01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,879 No, no, you watch. Ernst knows how to drive. 1046 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,192 That's what l'm talking about. 1047 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,670 -Let us out now. -We wanna go with Nick. 1048 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,472 Let us out. 1049 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:48,509 Come on, slim, don't let him push you around. Do it. Do it. 1050 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,108 Dag-bernit, l've had enough of this. 1051 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,672 -Come on, slim, they getting away. -lt won't turn over. 1052 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,549 l can't do anything about it. 1053 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,028 l'm sorry. 1054 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,597 Boy, it's true. Never a cop around when you need one. 1055 01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,834 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1056 01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:27,115 Bad! Hit you! 1057 01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:35,315 -Geronimo! -Geronimo! 1058 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,480 -Look, it's Elite Catering. -This is Mom's party. 1059 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,033 Let's go. 1060 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,997 -Come on. -l want some cotton candy. 1061 01:15:57,480 --> 01:15:59,436 -Got you. -Run! Save yourself! 1062 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:02,079 Wait. Wait. 1063 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:04,117 At least slow down. 1064 01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,555 You two are a peck of trouble, you know that? 1065 01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:16,955 Wait. l'm trying to protect you. 1066 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:20,029 You're going down, sucker. 1067 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:22,837 Get off me. 1068 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,312 Come on. Come on. 1069 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,150 l'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich. 1070 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:49,430 -Let me at him. Get your hands off me. -What's wrong with you two? 1071 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,557 -He's a kidnapper! -He's a kidnapper! 1072 01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:53,637 -He's a kidnapper! -He's a kidnapper! 1073 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:56,115 -Let me at him. -Yeah. Nick, get him! 1074 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,395 Police. 1075 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,998 Mom! 1076 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,668 Lindsey, honey. 1077 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:17,833 Oh, baby, Mommy was so worried about you. Are you okay? 1078 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,679 Yep. Eight o'clock, just like you said. 1079 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,956 Now, where is your brother and that Nick? 1080 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,917 l left them by the ice-skating rink. 1081 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:29,709 Now, l need to know what's going on here, and l want the truth. 1082 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:34,757 The truth? l don't think there's time for the truth. 1083 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,279 Get him! 1084 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:44,072 l'm the good guy. Get him. 1085 01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:47,239 Get your hands off me, you stinking snowman. 1086 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,117 Wait a minute. You don't understand. 1087 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:54,950 l got permission from his mother to bring him here. Kevin, tell him. 1088 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:57,077 Kevin! 1089 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,197 Let me go. He needs his inhaler. 1090 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,399 Kevin. Kevin. 1091 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,631 Oh, no. Come on, man. 1092 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:11,552 Come on, Kevin. 1093 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,478 Come on, man. Breathe. 1094 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:15,392 Breathe, breathe. 1095 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,876 Come on. Come on, breathe. 1096 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,031 Kevin. 1097 01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,157 Kevin. 1098 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:31,678 Don't you ever scare me like that again. You hear me? 1099 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,436 Don't you ever do that. 1100 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,030 Maybe it won't be so bad to turn out like you after all. 1101 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:41,519 Kevin! 1102 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:44,598 -Mommy. -Oh, Kevin, honey, come here. 1103 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,872 l don't know what Mommy was thinking. l should've come home. 1104 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,230 -Are you okay? -lt's okay, Mom. l'm fine. 1105 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:51,839 Yeah, it's okay. He's fine. 1106 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,272 You call this fine? 1107 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,471 Look at this. This is a catastrophe. 1108 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:58,438 No, Suzanne, you don't understand. 1109 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,234 -l mean, we-- Me and the kids-- -Nick, please. 1110 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,998 lt's bad enough as it is. 1111 01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,916 l really wanted to believe in you. 1112 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:14,191 Ma'am, did this man have permission to watch your children? 1113 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,677 Yes. 1114 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,913 But it was a mistake, and it won't happen again. 1115 01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:32,999 Come on, you guys. 1116 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:34,959 -Suzanne, no. -But, Mom-- 1117 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,351 l don't wanna hear it. l'm not in the mood to argue. Let's go. 1118 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:39,913 -Mommy. -Let's go. 1119 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,639 Suzanne. 1120 01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:51,879 Nick. 1121 01:19:52,760 --> 01:19:54,352 Listen... 1122 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:56,956 ...l'm sorry for all the trouble. 1123 01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:01,551 lf you're serious about heading home, l'd be proud to give you a lift. 1124 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,993 Appreciate that, Big Al. 1125 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:06,077 l got my truck right-- 1126 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:10,508 Hey, what are you doing, you turkey? You can't tow my truck! 1127 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,479 Put it down. l'm here. Put it down right now. 1128 01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,238 Officers, arrest this man! 1129 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,838 Yo, Nick. 1130 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,793 Excuse me. 1131 01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:28,189 Hey, Nick, remember me? 1132 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,960 l'm in here with a mint stuck to my head. 1133 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,794 Hey, brother. 1134 01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:36,555 What are you moping about? You should be celebrating. 1135 01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,268 You finally got rid of that highfalutin woman... 1136 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,597 ...with that smart-mouth little girl and that sickly boy. 1137 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:47,633 Yes, sir. lt's New Year's Eve, and you are free at last. 1138 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:49,637 Time to hit some clubs. 1139 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,038 And they got some foxy ladies here. 1140 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:55,635 Did you know Vancouver produces more Playmates... 1141 01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,796 ...than any other city in the world? 1142 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,718 Let's go, player. 1143 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,754 Thanks, Dad, that was a lot of fun. 1144 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,238 Hey, Nick. 1145 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,675 You know what they call a 50-year-old bachelor? 1146 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,559 What? 1147 01:21:57,760 --> 01:21:59,273 Lonely. 1148 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,952 Who is it? 1149 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:24,749 Room service. 1150 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,234 We didn't order anything, and that won't change. 1151 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:31,557 Let me explain, okay? 1152 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:35,150 l know you're upset, and you have a right to be... 1153 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:38,193 -...but there's a good reason why-- -Nick, they're kids. 1154 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,073 They don't need reasons and excuses. They need a man. 1155 01:22:41,440 --> 01:22:44,273 So whatever it is that you have to say, just drop it. 1156 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:47,552 l've been down this road before, and l'm not going back. 1157 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,751 -Good night. -Wait, wait. 1158 01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:54,470 Just let me say goodbye to the kids. 1159 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,909 l don't think that's a good idea. 1160 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:00,634 Please. 1161 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:07,993 Make it quick. 1162 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,238 -Nick! -Nick! 1163 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:14,950 Hey, how you guys doing? You all right? 1164 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:18,277 l knew you'd come back. Lindsey didn't think so, but l did. 1165 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,472 Boy, you know l'm gonna be your friend always, right? 1166 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:25,150 But Mama's not gonna date you anymore. 1167 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,709 Listen, you guys. 1168 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:30,711 Up here. 1169 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:37,352 Your mother is a very, very wonderful lady. 1170 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,796 And she's gonna be dating guys that are much better than me. 1171 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,709 So you guys gotta stop chasing them off, okay? 1172 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,956 And stay away from their cars. 1173 01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,832 Unless they're bulletproof. 1174 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:56,277 How do l know we'll ever see you again? 1175 01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,711 l got something for you. 1176 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:04,518 l want you to hold on to my man Satch, okay? 1177 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,033 That's until l see you again. 1178 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:10,878 All right... 1179 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:12,354 ...l gotta get going. 1180 01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:15,028 Do you have to? 1181 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:17,879 Yeah, little man, l think so. 1182 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,313 Look, l got one more thing for you. 1183 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:27,676 There you go. 1184 01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:30,911 And for you. 1185 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,154 Now you have blingage. 1186 01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:38,836 l love you guys. 1187 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:46,349 See you later, okay? 1188 01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,039 All right. 1189 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:56,795 Suzanne, l'm sorry about what happened today. 1190 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,956 l really am. 1191 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,995 l just wanna know if we can still be friends. 1192 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,030 Nick, l don't think that's gonna happen. 1193 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,511 Okay. 1194 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,078 Nick? 1195 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,276 We can't be friends... 1196 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:21,910 ...because l wanna be so much more than just your friend. 1197 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,279 What? 1198 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:26,272 Come here. 1199 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,953 -Yes. -Yes. 1200 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:30,908 Hey. 1201 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,710 lt's New Year's. Aren't you supposed to kiss her? 1202 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:51,068 l love a happy ending. 1203 01:25:53,200 --> 01:25:54,553 Yeah! 1204 01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,316 Subtitles by de@m the men with the masterplan 89627