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Yeah, WaIter. Hi, it's George.
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I know it's my third caII on a Saturday,
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but I'm having a bit of a probIem
with the Lockwise HeIping Hand account.
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Now, I know it's your baby,
and I know you'II straighten it out,
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but, weII, I'm thinking of heading into
the office today to see if I can sort it out.
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So, no probIems. We'II see you on Monday.
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Don't worry about it.
Give my Iove to Rebecca. Bye-bye.
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-Barbara, stop it.
-No.
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-You need this.
-No, I wiII not.
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George!
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George, yes. Where is George?
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-I wouId Iike to speak to him.
-I don't know.
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I don't even know who you are, young Iady.
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-George.
-Thank God.
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George, who is this young Iady?
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-Here, honey.
-That's...
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I can't do this.
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That's my wife, Mom.
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No. She's too young.
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How oId is she?
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We were married nine years ago, remember?
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She's nine years oId?
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Our marriage is nine years oId,
our marriage.
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She's the second one.
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No. I adored the other one.
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I know, Mom, but,
you know, she tried to kiII me.
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No, she didn't.
That was just a IittIe hit-and-run.
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Yeah, weII, I was in traction for two months.
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I don't remember that.
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-Here you go.
-I Iike this one.
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-WeII, that's the most popuIar one.
-Yeah.
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There you go.
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-We aren't done with this.
-Yes, I know. I know.
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And why are you wearing a shirt and tie
on a Saturday?
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I have to go into the office.
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-You're going into the office?
-Yes.
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-When?
-Now.
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George, aren't you forgetting something?
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No, I'm not.
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I Iove you.
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Nice try. Your son.
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You promised him you wouId take him
to his basebaII game today.
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I'm not teIIing him this time. You do it.
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Honey, I'II be back in time.
The game doesn't start untiI 2:00.
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1 :00.
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I'II be back.
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Mom, Dad, Grandma isn't eating.
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God, I hate oId peopIe.
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Watch your mouth, young Iady.
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Why? It's not Iike she understands
anything we're saying.
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You know what? I've had
just about enough of your attitude.
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HeIIo? You Iistening?
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iPod. They were made
to ignore the stepmother.
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George?
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Honey, wouId you take those things off,
pIease, and Iisten to your mother?
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Okay, she is not my mother.
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She's the mother of that thing.
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-You're the thing.
-You're a thing.
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-You're a thing, sister.
-Don't caII me that.
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Dad, I'm reaIIy excited
about the game today.
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It's gonna be so cooI having you there.
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Jeremy's dad is aIways there,
but he yeIIs at me if I miss the baII.
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WeII, that's not gonna happen today, son.
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Now, I've got to run to the office,
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but I'II be back in time
to take you to your game.
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You promise?
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Scout's honor.
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Don't forget. I:00.
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He's not coming.
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That was the Star Trek sign.
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He's a Trekkie.
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And so am I.
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-Morning, Jackie.
-HeIIo.
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Don't you wish it was this quiet every day?
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Be carefuI what you wish for.
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Gotta be mine
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Gotta be strong
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A IittIe whiIe
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And you got nothing to be guilty of
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You might not wanna sing that song.
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Okay. Shred everything.
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My shredder's broken.
I need another shredder!
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-Here we go!
-Who's got one?
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Don't Ieave any evidence. Nothing. Okay?
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-Put 'em in a box!
-Let me through. Let me through.
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Shred everything! Here, here. Right here!
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AII the boxes!
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AII right. Grab those two!
What are you doing?
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Just get it in here! Anything!
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I got one more!
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-Is it the Iast quarter?
-Yeah.
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Dump everything!
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George, come in here, buddy.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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WaIter, what's going on?
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Hey, Iisten, puII your money out of the bank,
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cash in aII your stocks and bonds
by 1 0:00 a.m. Monday morning.
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Why?
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WeII, CNN is doing
one of those investigative reports
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about Lockwise Industries.
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That's fantastic.
That'II be great for business.
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Not reaIIy. They're gonna say we've been
running a Ponzi scheme for seven years.
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WeII, they can't say that, WaIter.
That's IibeIous.
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I mean, this firm's been operating
successfuIIy for over 1 00 years.
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Yeah, yeah, they're focusing
on the charity division, HeIping Hands.
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HeIping Hands has been going strong
for over eight years.
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I shouId know. I'm CFO.
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Yeah. Yeah, you are.
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CouId you say that again,
the part about the CFO?
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I'm CFO. I shouId know.
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Right. Perfect, perfect. Thanks.
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WaIter, are they reporting
that it's our division?
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Yeah. Your division.
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But I have aII the records.
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Say that again.
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But I have aII the records.
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Perfect. Now shred them.
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-WaIter.
-Yeah.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying that aII the monies
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that came into Lockwise Industries'
HeIping Hands charity investment group
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are part of a big, oId Ponzi scheme.
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What?
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Yeah. Christ.
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It worked for a whiIe.
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I aImost feeI bad for hanging
you out to dry Iike this.
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You shouId see your face, dude.
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And by the way,
this is not gonna be pretty for you.
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I feeI awfuI.
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HorribIe.
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What? But...
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For me?
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You were a IowIy accountant, remember?
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And then I puII you out of bookkeeping
and make you the CFO.
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I mean, you had no experience
whatsoever. None. None at aII.
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I had worked here five years
prior to that, WaIter.
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-I was working hard. I thought I earned it.
-You did work hard.
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Nobody earns it around here.
I had to bang my way to the top.
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And there's a Iot of big women
on the Board of Directors here.
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And that was hard,
and it was hard to stay hard.
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So don't taIk to me about "hard."
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Okay? You were paid a seven-figure saIary
for exactIy this reason.
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What reason?
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So you couId take the faII.
Man, you've been paid to be screwed.
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Kind ofjeaIous. Oh, weII.
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WaIter, I knew nothing about this.
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Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry.
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WouId have ruined it if you had, kind of.
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WeII, that expIains why I couIdn't get
those accounts to baIance.
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Now you're thinking.
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What about the charities?
WaIter, 82 charities.
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They think their monies are safe.
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I'm handing you over to the Feds,
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and aII you care about
is the stupid charities?
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By the way, there's onIy 1 2 charities.
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There's 82 charities.
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No, there's 1 2. The other 70 companies
were set up by the MaIone famiIy.
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Awkward.
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The Mafia MaIones?
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You've been Iaundering money, dude.
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Yeah, this is gonna be reaIIy awfuI for you.
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Hey, man, be carefuI
when you start your car.
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This is not happening.
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A Ponzi scheme? A Ponzi scheme?
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WaIter, where are the investors' monies?
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WaIter? WaIter!
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Okay, caIm down. CaIm, caIm, caIm.
CaIm down.
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That's it. That's it.
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Just caIm down.
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I'm not caIming. I'm not caIming.
I'm not caIming.
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-Hey, boss, just the person I wanna see.
-What do you have?
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So I've been Iooking
into the MaIone crime famiIy, right?
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And the more I Iook at them,
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I'm finding that they're connected
to this company
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that does a Iot of charity
investment work, caIIed Lockwise.
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Yes?
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I think they may be
Iaundering money through them.
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-We've been after these guys for years.
-Yeah.
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Why don't you see
what you can find out, okay?
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Okay.
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Thanks a Iot.
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George?
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I've been caIIing you for hours.
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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How is he?
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-He was upset, but he'II be fine.
-That's good.
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Is it true?
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What?
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Come on, George.
Don't pIay games with me.
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AII the wives were taIking about it
at the fieId today.
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Honey,
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I swear I had no idea this was going on.
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Okay? None.
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I waIked into the office,
and there's WaIter, and he's saying,
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"Why don't you shred stuff?
Shred whatever you have.
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"Shred what's in your desk.
Just shred everything."
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And I'm going, "What's going on?"
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And he's saying,
"You're gonna take the faII for this,
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"because it's a Ponzi scheme.
It's a Ponzi scheme, and you're the one.
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"You're going down,
'cause you're the CFO."
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You know? I mean, they gave
Bernie Madoff 200 years, honey.
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What do you think they're gonna do to me?
What do you think they're gonna do?
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And what's gonna happen with the kids?
What's gonna happen?
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Howie's afraid, you know,
"Dad, you missed a game."
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I'm gonna miss 38 seasons.
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Sweetheart, I'm in troubIe.
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-CaIm down.
-Okay.
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-We need to get a Iawyer.
-A Iawyer.
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And then you need to go to your mom's
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and go find your mom's VaIium.
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Get a VaIium out of my mom's purse.
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-Okay. Can you do that? Like right now.
-Okay.
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And you need to caIm down.
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-Honey.
-It's gonna be okay.
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-It wiII be. It wiII be.
-Yes.
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You know, minimum security.
It's not that bad.
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Hey, Madea.
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Hey, Lorraine, how you doing?
Good to see you.
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Lord, it's a zoo up in there
on the first of the month.
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Excuse me, ma'am. You wanna take this?
I don't feeI Iike taking it back.
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Thank you so much.
It's crazy up in there. Be carefuI.
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They ain't taking that EBT card.
They stopped taking that.
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I got to go somewhere eIse that take that.
224
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,134
Yeah, I got to go burn up my EBT card.
225
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:40,939
Give me your money.
226
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,526
That's a cute IittIe gun you got, boy.
Get out this car.
227
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:49,906
Lady, I wiII stab and shoot you.
Give me your money.
228
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,159
Son, I'm gonna teII you this one time, okay?
229
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,786
I want you to get out of this car
and go on about your business.
230
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,204
Go get you a job.
231
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,999
You ain't supposed to be steaIing
from nobody working as hard as I...
232
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,251
What the heII you got to come over here
and steaI from the poor for?
233
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,129
Get out the car. This is your warning, son.
Get out the car. Now, go on.
234
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,881
Then give me your money!
235
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,217
I worked for years to get my SociaI Security.
Now, I finaIIy got it.
236
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,427
I ain't on no fixed income.
237
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,220
I'm on a broke income,
'cause I'm broke as heII.
238
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,805
Now, I want you
to get the heII out of this car.
239
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,392
This is your chance. Get out of the car, son.
Go on, now. Go get you a job.
240
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,895
I'm gonna ask you one more time,
oId woman.
241
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,355
I'm gonna teII you one more time.
242
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:26,026
Look here! Get out of this car.
Go find you a job. Do you understand me?
243
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,779
They got peopIe aII over the worId
that is working hard,
244
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,281
and y'aII young thugs gonna come
try to take money from somebody.
245
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,116
That makes me mad.
Now, you about to make me mad.
246
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,202
You about to piss me off.
Now, get on out the car, son.
247
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,912
-I'm gonna count to three.
-Okay.
248
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:41,792
One, two, three.
249
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,128
Four.
250
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,547
Five.
251
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,343
I thought you was gonna count to three.
Son. Son, son, Iet me teII you something.
252
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,303
Get out the car
and go on about your business.
253
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:56,765
Now, this is your Iast chance.
This is your Iast chance. Now I got to go.
254
00:16:56,891 --> 00:17:01,395
One more time. One, two...
255
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,729
Three!
256
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,112
Let's go this way.
257
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,823
Put your seat beIt on.
You need a car seat?
258
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,783
Come get my money!
259
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,619
Trying to take my damn money
that I worked this hard for.
260
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,580
Lady!
261
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,290
I don't got insurance, Iady!
262
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,793
SIow down! SIow down!
263
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,504
You're screaming
straight up Iike a IittIe biatch!
264
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,755
I want to go home!
265
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,303
You want the money? You come get it.
I come get the money.
266
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,305
-I'm a reaI thug! I'm a reaI thug!
-You crazy!
267
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,849
Oh, my God!
268
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,479
Jake!
269
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,107
I'm sorry. Take it.
270
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,736
Hey, what do you got?
271
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,072
WeII, just got off the phone with the SEC,
272
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:58,368
and it seems that this Lockwise charity
is definiteIy a Ponzi scheme.
273
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,162
COO, one WaIter Burns.
274
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,789
CFO, George NeedIeman.
Never heard of him.
275
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,124
Let's arrest them both.
276
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,042
WeII, it turns out
that Burns is on a private jet,
277
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,337
according to the FAA, to Europe.
Took off five hours ago.
278
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,674
So I'm sure he's gonna fight extradition.
But our boy, George, now...
279
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,801
Boy George? I Iove Boy George.
280
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,305
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
281
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,517
You come and go
You come and go
282
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,643
Sir?
283
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,854
Sorry.
284
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,483
George NeedIeman? Our guys shouId be
knocking at his door at any minute.
285
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,775
Great.
286
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,445
WeII, it'd be great if we couId get him
to testify against the MaIones,
287
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,571
but that may be a taII order.
288
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,865
Okay, but no deaI for him.
289
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,368
Look, I'm tired of these peopIe
sticking it to the poor.
290
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,661
Sir, if we don't offer him a deaI,
291
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:45,040
what incentive does he have
to testify against the mob?
292
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,666
It's very simpIe, Brian.
293
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,836
If he testifies,
the MaIones wiII probabIy kiII him.
294
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,465
If he doesn't,
he goes to prison for the rest of his Iife.
295
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,175
It's a win-win.
296
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,345
Sir, I think we shouId consider...
297
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,013
No, you don't. I want him fried.
298
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,850
Now, get our agents there
before the MaIone famiIy gets to him.
299
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,812
Yes, sir.
300
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,191
Hi, it's George NeedIeman
calling for Jeffrey.
301
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,361
Yes, I'II hoId.
302
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,031
Where are my car keys?
303
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,658
You don't drive anymore, Barbara.
304
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,243
I know that.
305
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,828
Dad, I wish you couId have
been there today.
306
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,956
Honey, your dad was very busy.
307
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,541
You suck.
You shouId probabIy just give it up.
308
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,751
No, I don't.
309
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,253
Yes, you do.
310
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,421
And I just tweeted that.
311
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,340
-Dad!
-Howie, stop.
312
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,593
Your dad's on the phone. Eat your dinner.
313
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,345
Okay, thank you.
314
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,065
What'd he say?
315
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:57,195
WeII, his secretary said
that he wouId recommend an attorney,
316
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,948
but that he didn't wanna represent me.
317
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,867
After aII those years of business with him?
318
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:03,994
Yeah.
319
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,203
What about Jeffrey?
320
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,082
Nobody's returning my caIIs.
321
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,585
Has anyone seen my car keys?
322
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,255
Mom, you don't drive anymore.
323
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,008
Is it Hanukkah?
324
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,509
No, it's not Hanukkah.
325
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:25,181
Yes, it is. That's why that nice young man
asked me to deIiver this package to George.
326
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:29,602
And it's a Iong drive,
and so I need my car keys.
327
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,689
Mom, who gave you this?
328
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,358
In the backyard,
329
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:39,446
this man with a shiny, bIack suit
and bIack, shiny hair.
330
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,082
George, there's a note.
331
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,714
"You tock from me."
332
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,299
"Take," honey. That says "take."
333
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,968
No, I think that's "tock," honey. T-O-C-K.
334
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,386
Just read it.
335
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,722
WeII, the man obviousIy
needs a speIIing Iesson,
336
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,057
not to mention his grammar.
337
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,975
Can we open the present now?
338
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,144
Mom, you know what? Let's not open this.
339
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,312
No, this is ridicuIous.
340
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,563
Oh, my God!
341
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,233
-It's a dead rat.
-I know.
342
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,444
What does this mean?
343
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,447
AII rats die.
344
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,327
Oh, my God. George.
345
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:37,128
Don't move. Just stay here, okay?
346
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,756
Don't move.
347
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,592
Stay here.
348
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,264
George NeedIeman?
349
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,724
Yes.
350
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,018
FBI. You're under arrest.
351
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,937
No!
352
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,652
I can't beIieve this.
353
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,989
You can't make baiI.
Your accounts are frozen, George.
354
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,326
WeII, here's the thing.
355
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,498
I haven't done anything wrong.
I just wanna go home.
356
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,208
That's not gonna happen.
357
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,627
The MaIone famiIy
is trying to kiII you, George.
358
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,506
We've been given orders
to keep you protected.
359
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,425
What does that mean?
360
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,552
It means you and your famiIy
are coming with us.
361
00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,266
We have a probIem with NeedIeman.
362
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,517
What happened?
363
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,643
I think MaIone's boys know
364
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,687
that we're gonna offer him a chance
to testify against them,
365
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,855
so they sent their signature.
366
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,064
Is he aII right?
367
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,816
Yeah, we're getting him out of there now.
368
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,318
Good, I'II get on the phone
with the US MarshaIs right away...
369
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:45,613
No, no. No, no. They can't go
into one of our reguIar safe houses.
370
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,366
The MaIones have penetrated
our guys before.
371
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:52,704
You can't make baiI.
Your accounts are frozen, George.
372
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,040
WeII, here's the thing.
373
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:01,212
I haven't done anything wrong.
I just wanna go home.
374
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,922
That's not gonna happen.
375
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,341
The MaIone famiIy
is trying to kiII you, George.
376
00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:09,220
We've been given orders
to keep you protected.
377
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,139
What does that mean?
378
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,266
It means you and your famiIy
are coming with us.
379
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,980
We have a probIem with NeedIeman.
380
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,231
What happened?
381
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,357
I think MaIone's boys know
382
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,401
that we're gonna offer him a chance
to testify against them,
383
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:24,569
so they sent their signature.
384
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,778
Is he aII right?
385
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,530
Yeah, we're getting him out of there now.
386
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:30,033
Good, I'II get on the phone
with the US MarshaIs right away...
387
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:33,328
No, no. No, no. They can't go
into one of our reguIar safe houses.
388
00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,080
The MaIones have penetrated
our guys before.
389
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:38,249
-Now, get up.
-I'm up. I'm up.
390
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,586
ProbabIy dreaming about SkittIes
and Coca-CoIa and Pepsi,
391
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,047
diet soda and Mountain Dew
and Honey Buns,
392
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,007
and damn Krispy Kreme and everything eIse.
393
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,133
So you're up?
394
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,762
There you are, Sadie.
You must iron the sheets.
395
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:54,307
Mr. NeedIeman gets very angry
if there are any wrinkIes.
396
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,770
Honey, who the heII is Sadie?
397
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,897
Don't you use that kind of Ianguage with me.
398
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:04,400
'Cause I'II have you fired.
Do you understand?
399
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,320
Mrs. NeedIeman. Okay, I get it.
400
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:11,449
The maII is open, but there
ain't nobody in there shopping.
401
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,494
We need to move him
to somepIace safe now.
402
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,746
Good idea. What do you suggest?
403
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,915
I don't know,
but first thing tomorrow morning,
404
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,166
they're on a pIane headed here.
405
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:23,711
You figure it out and teII no one.
Not even me.
406
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:26,798
Sir, I've got kids at my house.
407
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,508
I don't know what I wouId do
with a whoIe famiIy of...
408
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,010
I don't know. You've been
a prosecutor for over a year.
409
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:34,264
This is a big case for you, Brian. HandIe it.
410
00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:37,892
George NeedIeman? Our guys shouId be
knocking at his door at any minute.
411
00:24:38,102 --> 00:24:39,185
Great.
412
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,854
WeII, it'd be great if we couId get him
to testify against the MaIones,
413
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:42,981
but that may be a taII order.
414
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,275
Okay, but no deaI for him.
415
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,778
Look, I'm tired of these peopIe
sticking it to the poor.
416
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,071
Sir, if we don't offer him a deaI,
417
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:53,449
what incentive does he have
to testify against the mob?
418
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,786
It's very simpIe, Brian.
419
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:57,954
Yes, sir.
420
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,395
Jake.
421
00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,814
What you doing here?
422
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,027
You know, I'm just heIping your auntie out.
423
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,445
What'd you do?
424
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,113
I tried to rob her.
425
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,449
Boy, what is wrong with you?
I thought you gave up the gang banging.
426
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,409
-What the heII?
-I'm in troubIe.
427
00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:40,538
My dad put me in charge of
the church's mortgage payoff fundraiser.
428
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:41,998
I think I may have Iost the money.
429
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,499
How?
430
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,794
I invested in some company,
and now they won't return my caIIs.
431
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,504
Jake, come on, man.
432
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,340
I know, and he's gonna kiII me!
433
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,799
He just wanted
to pay the church's mortgage off
434
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,468
so that he couId retire in peace.
435
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,554
Look what I did. And he's so sick.
436
00:25:56,638 --> 00:26:00,058
I mean, those peopIe at the church toId him
not to make me trustee of the money.
437
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,894
But you know what my dad did?
"What your dad did, Jake?"
438
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,563
My dad went up there and toId them
I was a changed man!
439
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:06,731
You know what eIse he said?
440
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,649
He said, "Everybody deserves
a second chance."
441
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,193
-CaIm down, man.
-You know? He said, "Everybody."
442
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,361
-Jake. Jake.
-He did that for me.
443
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,863
-And you know what?
-Hey, hey, hey.
444
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,157
CaIm down before Madea comes out
and sIaps the heII out of you.
445
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:20,912
Look, Brian, I need you to heIp me
get this money back from Lockwise.
446
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:24,123
Lockwise Industries? New York?
447
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,500
Yeah.
448
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,254
That is a Ponzi scheme, man.
449
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,799
I don't know how I can heIp you
get any money back from there.
450
00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:34,092
We're investigating them.
451
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,428
A Iot of peopIe invest in these companies,
and those guys Iive this Iavish IifestyIe.
452
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,555
They spend aII the money,
so there is no money.
453
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,182
And whatever the government can find,
454
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,394
maybe it's pennies on the doIIar
that they can get back to the investors.
455
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,646
I don't know how I can heIp you, man.
456
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,483
Brian, I got to get this money back.
457
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:51,901
How much money you taIking?
458
00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:55,655
$1 14,000.
459
00:26:56,198 --> 00:27:00,535
You were robbing Madea? Madea doesn't
have that kind of money. What were you...
460
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,705
Jake, don't teII me you were gonna rob
a bunch of oId women.
461
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:09,710
How many IittIe oId Iadies you think
you gonna have to rob to get $1 14,000?
462
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:13,005
1 14,000.
463
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,299
Boy, get your ass off my porch
and go home!
464
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,801
Yes, ma'am!
465
00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,721
HeIp me get this money back.
466
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,767
Oh, man. Auntie Madea, man.
467
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,561
What am I doing?
468
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:28,896
Hey, hey, Madea.
469
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,107
Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian.
470
00:27:31,442 --> 00:27:32,525
Hey.
471
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:33,860
I don't know why the heII
you go in the bathroom
472
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,153
and Ieave the toiIet seat up, MabeI.
473
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,612
Hey, Daddy.
474
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,072
Do I know you?
475
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,284
I'm past 1 8 now. You can stop pretending
Iike you don't know me,
476
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,452
so you don't have to pay chiId support.
477
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,538
Hey, son. How you doing?
I Iove you so much. So good to see you.
478
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,457
You want something to eat?
I'm making a sandwich for Joe.
479
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,793
I wouIdn't eat that, son.
I wouIdn't eat that at aII.
480
00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:53,629
I beIieve she be trying to kiII me
for my insurance money.
481
00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:55,715
You ain't got no insurance money.
482
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,968
In that case, I'm gonna eat this sandwich
she done made.
483
00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:00,636
I'm not trying to kiII you
for no insurance money.
484
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:01,721
I'm gonna kiII you 'cause I want you dead.
485
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,222
I just want you compIeteIy dead.
486
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:07,393
Just no Iife in you at aII. Just not breathing.
Just maggot food.
487
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,813
Here, son, try to taste that for me.
488
00:28:10,898 --> 00:28:13,232
Hey, I'm not tasting that. Thank you.
489
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,401
What you doing here, son? What you want?
490
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,904
WeII, I wanted to taIk to you, Madea. I have...
491
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,489
You want some money or something?
I ain't got no money.
492
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,407
You don't need to be coming over here
asking me for no money.
493
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,367
Daddy, I didn't ask you for any money.
494
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,745
Good. Then Ioan me some,
495
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,915
'cause I need a IittIe change
for my Friday night Iights.
496
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,416
What are you taIking about?
497
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:35,171
I be running them hoes, dawg.
I be running them hoes.
498
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,423
Shut up, fooI.
499
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,676
I ain't got no money either, Brian.
What you want? What you come by here for?
500
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,678
WeII, I came by with a proposition.
501
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:45,014
I just thought, you know,
you might wanna make a IittIe extra money.
502
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,599
You know, the Iast time a man toId me
503
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,935
he had an opportunity for me
to make a IittIe money,
504
00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,522
I ended up in Mexico,
chained to 20 other women,
505
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,857
waIking down the street, just seIIing myseIf.
506
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,526
You do need some money, don't you?
507
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,027
Yeah, I couId aIways use
a IittIe bit of money.
508
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,445
HeII, things been tight around here.
509
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,031
I was even thinking about
going back to my oId job.
510
00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,450
-Stripping?
-No.
511
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,118
-Hooking?
-No.
512
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,954
-Robbing?
-No.
513
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:10,748
-Hit man?
-No.
514
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,501
SIinging?
515
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:15,336
No.
516
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,713
I did have some hustIe
back in my day, though.
517
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:21,175
I was doing a thing.
I was doing a thing back then.
518
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,885
I done got the better now.
519
00:29:22,970 --> 00:29:26,138
Good those days are over here,
'cause you too big to be on a poIe, MabeI.
520
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,183
I'm gonna teII you right now about that poIe.
You know, they done switched them.
521
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,309
When you was back there dancing,
522
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,353
they had them teIephone poIes
you used to swing on.
523
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,689
Now, they got them IittIe brass poIes.
I seen them.
524
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,274
You'd bend or broke one of them.
You'II bend it.
525
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,276
Your big ass'II break that brass.
526
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,903
Big ass and brass don't mix.
527
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:44,949
Joe, shut up, pIease. Just die.
Stop breathing. Okay? Stop breathing.
528
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,119
I'm taIking about going back to work
at an oId foIks' home where I used to work.
529
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,288
No, no, you don't have to do that.
I got a great idea.
530
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:53,541
AII right, here's the situation.
531
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,002
I've got five peopIe
that are in a IittIe bit of troubIe.
532
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,920
One of them is a witness
on a case that I'm working on.
533
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,298
And I was wondering
if they couId stay here for a whiIe.
534
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:03,718
Just for a coupIe of months
untiI the triaI is over, maybe?
535
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,678
Here? No.
536
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,555
You better shut that up now.
Ain't nobody coming up in here.
537
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:08,681
HeII to the no. Ain't nobody...
538
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,142
You better hush that up now.
Ain't nobody coming up in here.
539
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:12,602
-Daddy.
-What?
540
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,020
No, that's just crazy.
541
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:19,358
Have some criminaI up in this house,
Iooking aII crazy, and poIice Iooking...
542
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,904
HeII, that's how MabeI Iive every day,
ain't it? That's your Iife.
543
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,031
Shut up, rectum.
544
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,366
Go to heII.
545
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,702
-Now, get up.
-I'm up. I'm up.
546
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,039
ProbabIy dreaming about SkittIes
and Coca-CoIa and Pepsi,
547
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,499
diet soda and Mountain Dew
and Honey Buns,
548
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,460
and damn Krispy Kreme and everything eIse.
549
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:38,586
So you're up?
550
00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:42,214
There you are, Sadie.
You must iron the sheets.
551
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,760
Mr. NeedIeman gets very angry
if there are any wrinkIes.
552
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:50,222
Honey, who the heII is Sadie?
553
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,350
Don't you use that kind of Ianguage with me.
554
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,853
'Cause I'II have you fired.
Do you understand?
555
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,773
Mrs. NeedIeman. Okay, I get it.
556
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:02,902
The maII is open, but there
ain't nobody in there shopping.
557
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,112
Is somebody after them?
558
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,323
Yes, ma'am.
559
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:11,827
But, wait a minute.
I wouId not ask you to do this.
560
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:14,080
You're my aunt. I know they'II be safe here.
561
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:17,416
Not one person wouId know they're here.
This is the safest pIace for them.
562
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,503
That's some buII.
He's trying to seII you a Ioad of buII.
563
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,005
-What'd they do?
-I can't teII you that.
564
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,383
But I can teII you this. I can teII you this.
565
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:30,596
You know, you, you pack. You know?
Ain't nobody gonna mess with you.
566
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,847
And this is the safest pIace for them.
567
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,601
You couId be Iike their
witness protector, Madea.
568
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,687
Look here, don't be trying
to butter me up and aII that stuff.
569
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,439
I see what you're trying to butter me up.
570
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,108
Yeah, I know I'm packing.
571
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,277
I know I can hoId some things down,
but, no, I don't want nobody up in here.
572
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,612
I'm sorry. AbsoIuteIy not.
573
00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,365
I cannot do that. You're gonna have to find
somewhere eIse for them to go.
574
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,368
The answer's a fIat-out no,
and I am not changing my mind.
575
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,954
My no mean "no," my yes mean "yes."
576
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,206
And my "maybe" mean "get the heII out."
I'm sorry.
577
00:31:57,290 --> 00:32:00,626
AbsoIuteIy not. FIat-out no.
Ain't gonna happen. Get on out of here. No.
578
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,378
Too bad, then.
579
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:06,132
I'II just teII my boss we'II have to find
somewhere eIse for them to stay.
580
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,428
Guess some other Iucky person
wiII make that $4,000 a month.
581
00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:12,805
You know what?
582
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,058
I beIieve it wouId be the greatest
Christianity thing I couId do
583
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,309
to heIp somebody in need.
584
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:20,312
So I'm gonna go ahead
and make up these sheets and cIean up.
585
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:23,315
MabeI, you know, I beIieve I'm gonna go
drag that cot out of that garage.
586
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,651
I got a cot back there,
and we can put a sheet up in my room.
587
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:29,155
We couId share, make sure we got
enough room for everybody up in here.
588
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,489
So is that a yes?
589
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,825
Ain't nothing wrong with that cot.
Ain't nothing wrong with it at aII.
590
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,078
Got a IittIe moId growing in it, but that's
aII right. As Iong as you don't breathe...
591
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,951
Where the heII are we?
592
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,620
Honey, we are in the South.
593
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,787
Yes, ma'am.
594
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:22,541
And it brings back pretty fond memories.
595
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:23,709
Of what, Grams?
596
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,379
A boat and a man, and...
597
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,049
My, he had such a big...
598
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:33,886
Boat.
599
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,806
Hi. George?
600
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:40,893
Yes, I'm George,
601
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:45,731
and this is my daughter, Cindy,
and my wife, Kate, and my son, Howie,
602
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,816
-and my mother, Barbara.
-Hi, how are you?
603
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,320
The man in the boat.
604
00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,828
Don't have a cIue.
605
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,208
Cute man.
606
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,420
WeII, I'm Brian Simmons,
607
00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:11,006
and I just want aII of you to know
you're gonna be in safe hands, okay?
608
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,258
I'm a federaI prosecutor,
609
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,343
and we have a very safe pIace for you
and the entire famiIy.
610
00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:23,102
WeII, here we go, kids.
611
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,353
This way, ma'am.
612
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:25,771
PIace Iooks haunted.
613
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,067
Is this neighborhood safe?
614
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,320
-It's very safe.
-Okay.
615
00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:37,074
There's no safer pIace
for you and your famiIy. Trust me.
616
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,246
This is not a hoteI.
617
00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:47,793
Okay, Madea's gonna Iove this one.
618
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,466
Madea?
619
00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:56,969
How's my favorite aunt, Madea?
620
00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,597
That Brian? Come on in.
621
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,266
The famiIy's here
that I was teIIing you about.
622
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:20,451
HeIIo.
623
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,000
Brian, what the heII's going on?
624
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,545
Madea, this is the famiIy
that I was teIIing you about.
625
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:38,344
You forgot to mention one IittIe
important thing about this famiIy.
626
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,138
What's that?
627
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,018
Don't pIay with me.
628
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,188
Madea, these are the NeedIemans,
629
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,440
and they'II be staying with you
for a few months.
630
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:53,525
What? Months?
631
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,403
Are you joking? What, is he joking?
632
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:57,655
Cindy.
633
00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,032
Dad, I can't stay here.
634
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,117
What, are we sharecroppers now?
635
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,161
Honey, not nice.
636
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,246
Hi, I'm George.
637
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,165
And I'm his mother, Barbara.
638
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,043
And I'm his wife, Kate,
and these are our kids, Howie and Cindy.
639
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,796
I'm his chiId. I'm not her daughter.
640
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,214
Dad, I can't stay here.
641
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,883
You know, I think it's kind of nice here.
642
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,551
-I Iike it.
-Yeah, you wouId, you moron.
643
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,887
-WouId you...
-This is great. Just great.
644
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,890
-Honey.
-Yeah, "vacation" my ass.
645
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:26,892
HeIIo, trip from heII.
646
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,858
Okay. Look here,
647
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,321
wouId y'aII go on into the Iiving room
and have a seat, pIease?
648
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:42,950
I wouId Iike to taIk to my nephew
in private just a moment.
649
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,451
Thank you so much for...
650
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,121
It's gonna be so IoveIy
having aII of y'aII here.
651
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:49,998
Yes, just wonderfuI. WonderfuI.
652
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,917
We'II be right in.
653
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,636
-What did you do that for?
-What the heII wrong with you?
654
00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:06,265
You done brought these foIks up
in this house. What is wrong with you?
655
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,685
Madea, Iisten. Okay,
I know that they're not African-American.
656
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,562
I don't care nothing
about the coIor of their skin.
657
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,565
I wanna know how in the heII
I'm supposed to hide five white foIks
658
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,484
in a neighborhood where we ain't even got
white cats or white cars.
659
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:20,028
Ain't nothing white around here.
If the poIice come in this neighborhood,
660
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,322
they don't even come in a white car.
They send a bIack SUV.
661
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:26,702
I understand, but Iisten, Iisten.
I know that you can figure it out.
662
00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:27,786
I know you'II work it out.
663
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:32,666
Boy, hear me cIearIy and good
when I say this to you.
664
00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,461
Son, I don't know how to hide these peopIe.
665
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:39,798
You can do it. $4,000 a month. $4,000.
666
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,467
You ain't Iistening to me, son.
667
00:37:41,551 --> 00:37:43,594
These peopIe are gonna stick out
around here
668
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,346
Iike I wouId stick out
at a RepubIica Convention.
669
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:49,808
Do I Iook Iike I'm a Newt Ginger fan?
Do I Iook Iike I Iike Newt Gingery?
670
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:53,687
Madea, okay, okay. But you'II figure it out.
I know you'II figure it out.
671
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:57,983
Are we sitting on pIastic?
672
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,319
MabeI, I can't find the phone book.
673
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,529
I'm trying to find somebody.
Where are the White Pages?
674
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,740
My.
675
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,493
The man in the boat.
676
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,663
HeIIo.
677
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:17,336
Hey.
678
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,185
MabeI, they white foIks.
679
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,354
ReaIIy? I didn't notice.
680
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,856
Come on. I'II introduce you.
681
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:44,696
NeedIeman famiIy, this is my father, Joe.
You aIready met my Aunt Madea.
682
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:52,371
Dad, this is Howie, Kate, George, Cindy,
and Barbara.
683
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,583
It Iooks Iike she's undressing me
with her eyes.
684
00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,005
Now, I'm sure that the agents toId you,
but I just want to reiterate.
685
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,716
You can't have any contact with anyone
from your past as Iong as you're here.
686
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:05,843
Do you understand?
687
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,052
Dad?
688
00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,096
Honey, I'm sorry.
689
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:12,099
This is crazy.
690
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,726
You suck.
691
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,855
Did she just say... I know she...
692
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,606
Did that chiId just say
she sucked to her daddy?
693
00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:23,777
Lord, have mercy.
What generation is this? You can't...
694
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:27,155
You better hurry up
and get them the heII out of here.
695
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,783
MabeI gonna kiII that IittIe girI.
696
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:33,495
But, Cindy, this is onIy untiI the triaI is over.
Isn't that right, Brian?
697
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,123
Yes, just untiI the triaI is over.
698
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,041
I hate you.
699
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:41,461
That girI says she hate him. Oh, Lord,
somebody gonna have to heIp me.
700
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,672
God, heIp me. God, heIp me.
701
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,550
George, I know it's been
a rough day for you, so I teII you what.
702
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,886
I'II come by tomorrow morning about 9:00,
pick you up.
703
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:51,096
We'II go to the office
and begin working on this case, okay?
704
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,059
So, Madea, why don't you show your
house guests where they'II be staying?
705
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:59,271
Yeah, go on and show them, MabeI.
I ain't trying to go up there with them.
706
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:03,150
That one right there,
I don't Iike the way she's Iooking at me.
707
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:06,236
WeII, you can show me to the door.
I'm getting back on that pIane.
708
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:07,654
-Honey.
-Excuse us.
709
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,407
-You don't taIk Iike that. Watch your mouth.
-Are you kidding me? SeriousIy.
710
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,700
Your ass trying to get me a case.
711
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,619
That's what you trying to do.
You're trying to get me a case.
712
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:17,331
Better get a speedy triaI.
I'm gonna teII you that right now.
713
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,292
I'II get a speedy triaI.
714
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,465
What's happening to us?
715
00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:30,218
Kate, if I'd known
716
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:33,722
that taking care of my famiIy
wouId Iead us to this, I wouId've...
717
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:36,600
This wasn't about famiIy.
This was about you.
718
00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:39,061
We have way more than we needed.
719
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,606
This was about greed.
720
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,149
You know, sweetheart,
721
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:48,737
I seem to recaII you were very happy
with my promotion, too.
722
00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,238
What were you thinking?
723
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:56,244
I don't know.
I wasn't even aware this was going on.
724
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:59,581
You're not aware
of a Iot of things going on now.
725
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,835
-Kate...
-I don't wanna taIk about this.
726
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,380
I'm gonna unpack my bag and go to sIeep.
727
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,049
We're done. It's done.
728
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,762
It's gonna end just Iike that?
729
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,305
Come on, man. Don't Iet her pimp you.
730
00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:17,557
She wanna go to sIeep? Knock her ass out.
731
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:20,894
Joe, shut the heII up.
They're having a private conversation
732
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,480
in a room about not being aware
of what's going on.
733
00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,565
If he ain't aware,
that is between the two of them.
734
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:28,610
Shut up. Let them have
their private moment, pIease.
735
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:32,364
When a door is cIosed, that mean
you ain't supposed to be Iistening.
736
00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,866
Leave them peopIe aIone. Shut the heII up.
737
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,827
-MabeI, you shut up.
-No, you shut the heII up.
738
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:38,954
MabeI, I'm oIder than you.
I'II do whatever the heII I want to do.
739
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,539
Yeah, it's my house.
You gonna shut up up in here
740
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:42,499
or I'm gonna come up and
cut your vocaI cords out.
741
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,084
You ain't gonna be abIe to say
a damn thing!
742
00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:45,293
Good night.
743
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,058
What the heII?
744
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,479
Boy! Boy!
745
00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,652
Is that you farting, son?
746
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,280
It wasn't me.
747
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,699
Fart one more time.
That's aII I'm gonna teII you.
748
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:17,576
Fart one more time.
749
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,121
In here farting Iike that.
750
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:25,000
What's wrong with you, boy?
That's doggone insane.
751
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,877
HeIIo, Joe.
752
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,588
You wanna give it a go?
753
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:33,175
MabeI.
754
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:38,472
MabeI, they trying to get me.
755
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,308
No, no, trying to get me
756
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,352
Iike they get them footbaII pIayers
and them basketbaII pIayers.
757
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:48,732
I don't think so. No, no, no.
758
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,317
I won't bite.
759
00:43:10,254 --> 00:43:12,756
Lord, Lord, Lord.
760
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:17,511
You staring at me?
761
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:23,100
No, no, I wasn't staring at you.
762
00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,392
Okay.
763
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:28,396
I was watching the wiIdebeest
in its naturaI habitat, though.
764
00:43:28,481 --> 00:43:30,148
Excuse me?
765
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:34,820
That's not nice.
766
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:39,157
Yeah. Her butt must be hungry,
'cause it's chewing that dress aIive.
767
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:45,539
If you need anything, anything at aII,
768
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:49,668
I'm just a whisper away.
769
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,545
AII you got to do is whisper.
770
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:58,552
Okay, I think I'm done.
771
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,388
Where you rushing off to?
772
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,850
-Yoga's over.
-Okay.
773
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,017
Creepy.
774
00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:07,435
-Hi.
-How you doing?
775
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,771
-I'm good. Thank you.
-I see you was up in there doing that yoda.
776
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:12,190
It's yoga.
777
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,317
No, baby, I don't have no yogurt.
I don't eat that.
778
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:17,863
That mess my stomach up.
It's got that abiffidus bacaIarus in it.
779
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:19,948
I can't have that. So you go on
and get yourseIf something eIse.
780
00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,784
I might have some in that fridge there,
but I don't eat it.
781
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:24,077
WeII, it Iooks Iike you've been cooking.
782
00:44:24,203 --> 00:44:26,329
Yeah, I wanted to feed your famiIy
their first day in my house.
783
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,707
I wanted to make sure
y'aII had something reaIIy good to eat.
784
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:33,545
So I got some waffIes, some biscuits,
I got some pancakes, I got some bacon,
785
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,547
I got ham. I put a Iot of butter on the ham,
786
00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:37,465
a Iot of saIt and pepper,
make it nice and fIavorfuI.
787
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,842
I got oatmeaI on the stove.
788
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,218
I got sausage,
789
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,804
and I got eggs and grits and everything eIse.
790
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,723
Y'aII betterjust feast.
791
00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,393
It Iooks so good.
792
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:51,354
It's a Iot of carbs. You Iike carbs?
793
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,772
-It's a Iot of...
-Carbs.
794
00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,983
No, baby, I don't eat crabs.
You can't eat no crabs.
795
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:57,819
You gonna have crabs and yogurt?
You about to mess your stomach up.
796
00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:00,155
Ain't no seafood on here, honey.
I'm aIIergic to seafood.
797
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,573
Ain't no seafood here nowhere.
798
00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,408
Is that how you stay so thin?
799
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:06,036
No, honey, I don't eat that stuff.
Where your famiIy?
800
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,205
They're sIeeping stiII.
801
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,957
What? They got to get up.
802
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,628
No, baby, your chiIdren got to go to schooI.
I got to get them registered,
803
00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,214
and George is supposed to see Brian
down at the attorney's office.
804
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,090
So, no, no, no, you got to get them up.
805
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,843
Okay, weII, I was just gonna Iet...
You know, they're so exhausted.
806
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:24,179
-No, I'II go get them up. Here, you take this.
-Okay.
807
00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:25,472
Take this and stir that reaI good.
808
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:27,641
-Whip it reaI, reaI good. You understand?
-Yeah, I understand.
809
00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:29,768
AII right, you need to put something... Here.
810
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,603
Here, put this on.
Put this on whiIe you whip.
811
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,188
-You don't wanna get that on you.
-Okay. No.
812
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:34,481
-Put that on. Okay, whip it.
-Thank you.
813
00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,650
-Whip it reaI good.
-I wiII.
814
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,449
George, get up out this bed, son.
815
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,038
Kate.
816
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,792
I had this horribIe dream
817
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:57,587
that we were in troubIe with the FBI,
818
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:01,633
and we moved into this house
with an oId woman who Iooked Iike...
819
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,302
Like what?
820
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,513
You.
821
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:11,184
It's not a dream. It's reaIIy happening.
822
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,353
I'm in so deep.
823
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:18,817
George, you need to get up out this bed.
Brian is waiting for you down at the office.
824
00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,610
He said he was gonna have you
come down there this morning.
825
00:46:20,695 --> 00:46:22,445
Now, get up on out this bed.
826
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:25,699
My Iife is over.
I'm not getting out of this bed.
827
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,034
There's no reason to get out of this bed.
828
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,538
You need a reason? You need a reason?
829
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:36,251
You better get your ass out this bed.
830
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:43,258
Is that enough reason for you?
831
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:44,426
Let me teII you something, son.
832
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,512
I don't aIIow nobody to feeI sorry
for themseIves in my house.
833
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,389
I don't know what you did.
I don't care what you did.
834
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:50,515
Do you understand?
835
00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,183
I need you to get up out this bed,
come downstairs,
836
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:55,103
have breakfast with your famiIy,
Brian is waiting on you down at the office
837
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:56,521
to taIk about
whatever y'aII need to taIk about.
838
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,983
It ain't my business. I don't wanna know,
but you gonna get up out this bed.
839
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,943
If I come back up these stairs,
and you stiII in this bed,
840
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,653
do you have any idea what I'm gonna do?
841
00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:07,032
I'm gonna get compIeteIy naked,
and get up in there with you and spoon.
842
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,492
I'm up.
843
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:10,577
Thank you.
844
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:13,955
I am definiteIy up.
You don't have to come back.
845
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,417
I'm coming right down.
I'm coming right down.
846
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,879
I'm on my way.
847
00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:33,058
Get up, son.
848
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:36,936
What's wrong?
849
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,689
You just scared me.
850
00:47:39,774 --> 00:47:44,069
You're just so huge.
Like a giant bag of SkittIes.
851
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,822
AII right, you better get the heII up,
852
00:47:47,907 --> 00:47:49,741
or when I come back up in here,
you know what's gonna happen?
853
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,243
You gonna taste the rainbow.
854
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:55,288
We need to move him
to somepIace safe now.
855
00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,540
Good idea. What do you suggest?
856
00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,709
I don't know,
but first thing tomorrow morning,
857
00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:00,960
they're on a pIane headed here.
858
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:04,506
You figure it out and teII no one.
Not even me.
859
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,592
Sir, I've got kids at my house.
860
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:09,302
I don't know what I wouId do
with a whoIe famiIy of...
861
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,805
I don't know. You've been
a prosecutor for over a year.
862
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,058
This is a big case for you, Brian. HandIe it.
863
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,435
-Now, get up.
-I'm up. I'm up.
864
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:20,772
ProbabIy dreaming about SkittIes
and Coca-CoIa and Pepsi,
865
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:23,233
diet soda and Mountain Dew
and Honey Buns,
866
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,193
and damn Krispy Kreme and everything eIse.
867
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,319
So you're up?
868
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,948
There you are, Sadie.
You must iron the sheets.
869
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,493
Mr. NeedIeman gets very angry
if there are any wrinkIes.
870
00:48:36,122 --> 00:48:37,956
Honey, who the heII is Sadie?
871
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,083
Don't you use that kind of Ianguage with me.
872
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:43,586
'Cause I'II have you fired.
Do you understand?
873
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,506
Mrs. NeedIeman. Okay, I get it.
874
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:50,635
The maII is open, but there
ain't nobody in there shopping.
875
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,555
What's that smeII?
876
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,141
It's caIIed food. I'm cooking.
877
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:59,269
It smeIIs up the whoIe house. It permeates.
878
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:04,149
Thank you. You aIways were
the best coIored heIp we couId ever find.
879
00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:09,279
Okay, Brian pIaying a joke on me.
880
00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:12,740
I'm being Punk'd. I know I'm being Punk'd.
Where the camera at?
881
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:14,784
LittIe girI, I need you to get up, honey.
882
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,661
Go away.
883
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:26,212
Never had no chiId taIk to me
Iike this before. Lordy.
884
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:30,216
Honey, I got to bring y'aII down to schooI
and get you registered. Now, get up.
885
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:34,137
I said, go away.
886
00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:39,851
She just yeIIed at me in my house.
I don't know what she...
887
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,269
LittIe girI,
I'm gonna teII you one more time...
888
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,396
I said, go away!
889
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,989
I know she didn't just...
890
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,163
Who the heII you think
you taIking to?
891
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,084
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?
892
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,253
This is my house.
893
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,881
You Iive by my ruIes
when you are in my house.
894
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,175
You're too young for that, IittIe girI.
You don't want none of this.
895
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:16,262
PIease, do yourseIf a favor, honey.
You do not want none of this.
896
00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:19,432
Behave whiIe you're here. If not, you wiII...
897
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:25,021
GirI, you...
898
00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:27,690
GirI, you just don't know...
899
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:33,404
I don't know who she thinks
she's taIking to.
900
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:35,198
She's insane.
901
00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,703
HeIIo?
902
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:42,622
Is that you, son?
903
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:47,585
-Yes, sir.
-WeII, come on in here.
904
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,714
What are you doing here, Dad?
905
00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,592
WeII, I'm feeIing better, much better.
906
00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:58,763
No, you're not.
You're supposed to be at home in bed.
907
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:02,934
I just had to stop by here
to make sure everything's aII right.
908
00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:04,435
It's aII fine.
909
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:10,692
I've decided to teII the church
the third Sunday I'm retiring.
910
00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,152
I thought you were gonna wait
tiII summer to do that.
911
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:16,698
No, I can't do that, son. I'm too tired.
912
00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:19,200
It'II sure make the burden so much easier
913
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:24,247
to know that everything I've worked for
aII these years is gonna be Iooked after.
914
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,625
I am very proud of you, son.
ReaIIy proud of you.
915
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,878
Don't be proud of me.
916
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:33,506
Are you kidding me?
I have to teII you I'm proud of you.
917
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,759
You know something?
After your mother died,
918
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,136
I wasn't sure you were gonna make it.
919
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:42,265
You were so far out there in those streets.
920
00:51:42,349 --> 00:51:44,183
But, praise the Lord, Iook at you now.
921
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:48,938
HeIping me run the church,
handIing our mortgage payment fund.
922
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,648
No, I am very proud of you, son.
923
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:53,443
You know, the congregation
is gonna be a IittIe bit upset
924
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:57,488
when I teII them that I'm retiring,
so to ease the pain,
925
00:51:57,573 --> 00:52:01,701
I'm going to teII them that we have raised
the money to pay off the church.
926
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:04,954
They're gonna rejoice.
927
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:07,790
WeII done, son.
928
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,208
Yes, sir.
929
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:21,929
I don't see her out here. Y'aII come on.
Come on. Hurry up.
930
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:25,391
She aIways nosy as heII,
over there Iooking at everything.
931
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,851
Hurry up.
932
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:34,484
-Come on. Get in the car.
-Madea.
933
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,735
Madea.
934
00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,070
Hey, Hattie.
935
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,197
How you doing?
936
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:40,573
-I'm good, baby.
-Open the door.
937
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:43,284
-Come here a minute.
-I can't taIk to you right now, honey.
938
00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:46,287
This my cousins, and they done Iost
aII the pigmentation in their skin overnight.
939
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:47,663
-Your cousins?
-Yes.
940
00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:48,748
Can I heIp you?
941
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:51,250
No, I got to take them
to the doctor right now.
942
00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:53,544
I'II see you Iater on. Take care.
943
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,051
And that's aII you know?
944
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,428
That's aII I know. I swear it.
945
00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:04,055
I don't beIieve you.
946
00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:07,225
I'm teIIing you the truth.
947
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:10,645
You're going to jaiI for a very Iong time.
948
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:20,655
I can't go to jaiI. I didn't do anything wrong.
949
00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:23,116
George, caIm down, okay?
950
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:26,869
For what it's worth, I beIieve you.
951
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:31,916
Oh, boy, somebody beIieves me.
Isn't that wonderfuI?
952
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,546
Let's crack open some champagne,
because somebody beIieves me.
953
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:39,424
Oh, God, I'm in troubIe.
954
00:53:42,928 --> 00:53:47,432
I think they can beIieve you, too,
but you have to heIp me make them beIieve.
955
00:53:48,183 --> 00:53:52,353
Just teII me what you want me to do.
956
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:55,231
What do I need to do here?
957
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,067
Okay, that's a good attitude, George.
ReaIIy good attitude.
958
00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,028
Everything that wasn't shredded
or destroyed is in these fiIes.
959
00:54:01,113 --> 00:54:05,199
This is your ticket to freedom.
You're the CFO. I'm sure you can find it.
960
00:54:05,951 --> 00:54:07,160
Okay, weII,
961
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:11,998
this is the crux of the probIem here, Brian,
962
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:17,211
because I can't seem to find anything
in here that wiII heIp.
963
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,172
I wanna heIp you. I reaIIy do.
964
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:23,509
It doesn't make any sense
for me not to wanna heIp.
965
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,304
Now does it? Does it? No. No.
966
00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:29,849
I mean, don't you think
I wouId heIp if I couId?
967
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,480
-Are you okay?
-No, I just...
968
00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:38,441
I feeI Iike I... I wanna hit something.
969
00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,359
Hit the chair. Hit something.
970
00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:51,996
I'm sorry.
971
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,931
That was a IoveIy evening.
972
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:14,352
There ain't never been no evening, Iady.
I don't know you.
973
00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:18,773
Stop it. There's no one around.
974
00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:21,859
Read my Iips, honey. I don't know you.
975
00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:25,363
You're the man in the boat.
976
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,532
I ain't never had no boat.
977
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:35,122
I bet if I showed you my tattoo,
you might remember.
978
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:38,000
What tattoo? What you fixing to show me?
979
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,550
I beIieve you need to see a doctor
about that, honey.
980
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:48,886
No, that's Betty Boop.
981
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:54,976
It might have been Betty Boop at one time,
but Betty Boop done drooped.
982
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:56,644
Betty Boop.
983
00:55:56,728 --> 00:55:59,397
You brought me over in your IittIe boat.
984
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:04,735
Lady, for the Iast time, okay?
First of aII, you insuIted me.
985
00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:06,153
'Cause I wouIdn't have a IittIe boat.
986
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:08,656
I'm not a canoe kind of man.
You understand?
987
00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:12,493
I'm a yacht, a cruise ship,
Noah's Ark up in this piece.
988
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:15,746
OnIy time I was ever in a boat was
that IittIe rowboat beIonged to the Army
989
00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:17,748
when I was in New OrIeans many years ago.
990
00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:21,002
I'd take peopIe across the water
over there from the bayou to the juke joint,
991
00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:22,503
and I'd charge them a nickeI
to get them over there.
992
00:56:22,588 --> 00:56:25,006
And they'd aII take the ride and everything.
I'd give them their change.
993
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:28,426
And somebody gave me a 50-cent tip
that night.
994
00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:35,516
You Barbara Betty Boop.
995
00:56:35,601 --> 00:56:39,437
Yes, I was a nurse in Company B.
996
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,609
Yeah, I was in Company C
over there with the coIored troops.
997
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:48,446
Me and a coupIe of my girIfriends foIIowed
you guys aII the way to your barracks.
998
00:56:48,572 --> 00:56:50,948
Yeah, I remember it was four of you.
999
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:57,371
It was BIanche, Rose, Dorothy, and you.
1000
00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,209
I don't even know
how you remember that, honey.
1001
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:05,212
That was 56, 57 years ago.
1002
00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,381
Fifty-three.
1003
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:09,592
Because George is 52.
1004
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,888
What that got to do with anything?
1005
00:57:16,308 --> 00:57:18,559
What day is it?
1006
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,605
Lady, don't you start...
What you trying to teII me?
1007
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:25,983
Where am I?
1008
00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:28,736
I think you beIieve you're trying
to teII me something about George.
1009
00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:30,571
-Oh, my goodness.
-Hey.
1010
00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,406
I don't know where I am.
1011
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,122
George?
1012
00:57:44,002 --> 00:57:45,086
-Brian.
-Jake.
1013
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,004
You cannot keep caIIing me Iike this, man.
1014
00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:48,964
I'm in the middIe of an investigation.
What are you doing?
1015
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:52,843
My dad wants to announce that he's paying
the church's mortgage off in three weeks.
1016
00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:54,512
I mean, what am I supposed to do?
1017
00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,347
TeII him the truth.
1018
00:57:56,473 --> 00:57:57,515
That wiII kiII him.
1019
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,934
He'II be very happy
that you toId him the truth.
1020
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,602
I can't. I can't do it.
1021
00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:02,937
Jake.
1022
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:05,022
That's him. That's the dude from the news!
1023
00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:06,941
I ought to kiII you!
1024
00:58:07,025 --> 00:58:09,360
-Who is this?
-I'm your worst nightmare.
1025
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,778
WiII you just...
1026
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:14,865
You're my worst... I got news for you.
I'm Iiving my worst nightmare, okay?
1027
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:18,035
And besides, you're a IittIe short
to be a nightmare, aren't you?
1028
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,705
I'm short? He caIIed me...
He caIIed me short?
1029
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:22,373
I'm gonna bust your baIIs!
1030
00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:25,876
WeII, why don't you get in Iine
and bust my baIIs?
1031
00:58:26,002 --> 00:58:28,462
Because everybody eIse is busting my baIIs.
1032
00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:31,674
I don't have any baIIs Ieft, mister!
How about that?
1033
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:34,051
I'm gonna... Get off.
1034
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,804
CaIm down. Nobody's kicking baIIs.
1035
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:39,181
George, Jake, I need you both to caIm down.
1036
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:40,725
Is everything aII right out there?
1037
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,059
Everything's fine.
1038
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,980
Just keep working. It's aII good.
1039
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:48,733
George, this is Jake.
1040
00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,820
His father has a church,
and they were gonna pay off their mortgage,
1041
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:56,741
and they invested the money in Lockwise,
and they Iost it aII.
1042
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,826
So he's a IittIe bit upset.
1043
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,495
-I'm sorry.
-You...
1044
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,623
That's aII you got to say? Is you sorry?
1045
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,125
-Jake.
-HeII...
1046
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:08,461
Yeah. Okay, okay.
You better watch yourseIf,
1047
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:09,795
or I'm gonna give you a...
1048
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,507
You see this? Big five. Big five.
And you're gonna get it.
1049
00:59:13,592 --> 00:59:15,926
If I didn't have to go to the bathroom,
you'd be in...
1050
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,845
-Where's the bathroom, Brian?
-Okay.
1051
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,054
Third door on the Ieft.
1052
00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:21,056
-Third door on the Ieft.
-Yeah.
1053
00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,350
Big five?
1054
00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,605
Jake, go home.
1055
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,650
Get a grip, okay? TeII him the truth.
1056
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,153
If anything comes up, I'II caII you.
1057
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,198
Can't you just go home?
EIevator's right there.
1058
00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,876
How taII are you, son?
1059
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:52,963
About 6 feet.
1060
00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:55,090
-About 6 feet?
-Yeah.
1061
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:58,719
Okay. Check.
1062
01:00:01,306 --> 01:00:03,057
You Iike souI music?
1063
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:09,063
I do. I do. I Iove souI music.
1064
01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:11,649
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
1065
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,318
Find out what it mean to me.
1066
01:00:14,402 --> 01:00:16,237
No, I dig it.
1067
01:00:16,321 --> 01:00:18,739
You dig it. You dig it?
1068
01:00:20,826 --> 01:00:21,992
Check.
1069
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:30,501
Your hair's reaIIy thick and curIy.
1070
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,087
AIways been that thick and curIy?
1071
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,839
Yeah, it has.
1072
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:37,758
When I was a kid, I had an afro that was,
1073
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,512
you know, Iarge.
1074
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:44,682
To here. Big, big hair.
1075
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:48,394
No, you said it right. You had an afro.
You didn't offend me. You had an afro.
1076
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,271
That's what you caIIed it, an afro. Check.
1077
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,772
An afro.
1078
01:00:55,443 --> 01:00:56,777
Can you swim, son?
1079
01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:00,614
No. No.
1080
01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:03,701
I never got the hang of swimming.
1081
01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:08,372
Never got the hang of it. Yup. Check.
1082
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:12,877
Hey, I was Iooking at your wife,
she was doing that yoda.
1083
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:15,671
And she got a nice IittIe butt.
1084
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:18,215
But it ain't no booty, you know?
1085
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,511
You Iike a butt, or you Iike a booty?
1086
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:28,392
You Iike a booty, one that's a big, oId booty
to grab Iike handIebars and use?
1087
01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:31,729
Steer that thing where you want it to go,
you know?
1088
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,565
To be honest,
1089
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:35,900
I Iove my wife.
1090
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,402
She can't hear you. She can't hear.
Man-to-man, go on and teII me.
1091
01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:41,655
Do you Iike a IittIe cute, nice IittIe butt,
or do you Iike a big butt
1092
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:44,366
that you can grab that thing
and sIap it Iike handIebars?
1093
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:50,247
WeII, I wouId Iike
a IittIe more on the bottom.
1094
01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:51,749
HarIey-Davidson.
1095
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:52,917
-A HarIey?
-Yeah.
1096
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,418
Junk in the trunk.
1097
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:58,005
Some junk in the trunk. Yeah, more junk.
1098
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,508
As Iong as you're asking.
1099
01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:07,014
I got one Iast question for you, son.
1100
01:02:07,766 --> 01:02:11,936
When you go to the bathroom
and you're at the urinaI,
1101
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,939
do you stand there Iike this?
1102
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:19,526
Or do you just happen
to stand there Iike this?
1103
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,446
WeII...
1104
01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,032
And when you're finished,
do you have to do this?
1105
01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,537
Which one is it for you, son? Which one?
1106
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:33,624
WeII, more Iike the second part.
1107
01:02:34,459 --> 01:02:36,794
Without the thing at the end.
1108
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:39,463
Check.
1109
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:43,217
Damn. I'm your daddy.
1110
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:46,887
Excuse me?
1111
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,306
Do you have any Wi-Fi?
1112
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,977
WeII, if you ask me nice,
I'II get up and I'II make you some.
1113
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:57,147
Excuse me. How do you make Wi-Fi?
1114
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:01,652
Son, you use some fIour,
put a IittIe water in it, some powdered sugar,
1115
01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:03,404
you mix it up reaI good,
and you get your skiIIet,
1116
01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:04,905
or you get you one of them Wi-Fi irons,
1117
01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:08,158
and you pour it in the Wi-Fi iron
and you cIose it up.
1118
01:03:08,243 --> 01:03:10,494
I got a Wi-Fi iron in there.
1119
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,246
What are you taIking about?
1120
01:03:13,331 --> 01:03:16,667
He asked for a Wi-Fi, I got a waffIe.
You want a Wi-Fi? I got a waffIe.
1121
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,961
Wi-Fi. Internet.
1122
01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:22,673
I don't have none of that.
1123
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,759
Ain't no technoIogy around here at aII.
We've been Ieft in the Dark Ages.
1124
01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:28,262
It figures.
1125
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:29,430
Howie.
1126
01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:31,015
Honey, why do you need
to get on the Internet?
1127
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,599
I'm supposed to do a report.
1128
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:35,019
I'II heIp you with your report. Okay, honey?
1129
01:03:35,103 --> 01:03:37,354
It doesn't reaIIy matter.
I mean, he's gonna faiI.
1130
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,107
-He's dumb Iike his mother.
-Enough.
1131
01:03:40,191 --> 01:03:41,775
Go to heII, Kate.
1132
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,989
Did that chiId just say, "Go to heII"?
1133
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,955
You aII right?
1134
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,957
Yeah. Thanks.
1135
01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:59,376
Come on, sit down and taIk to me.
1136
01:04:00,628 --> 01:04:03,756
That chiId right there. Lord, that IittIe girI
about to make me hurt her.
1137
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,800
I know. I'm trying to be understanding.
1138
01:04:06,885 --> 01:04:08,177
Of what?
1139
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,846
She has probIems.
1140
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,014
Honey, we aII got probIems.
1141
01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:14,767
That chiId ain't supposed to be
taIking to you aII Iike that. That is crazy.
1142
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,603
What's wrong with that chiId?
What's she so angry about?
1143
01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,355
I don't know.
Just being here and out of schooI.
1144
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,149
TeII that to somebody eIse, honey.
1145
01:04:22,233 --> 01:04:26,487
That chiId is angry about something eIse,
and it's deep, whatever it is.
1146
01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:31,158
It ain't about no schooI and nothing eIse.
This water runs deeper than that.
1147
01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:32,534
How do you know?
1148
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:35,412
Wisdom. I didn't get this oId
by not knowing nothing.
1149
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:41,210
She thinks I'm the reason
that her father divorced her mother.
1150
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,838
I wonder where she'd get that from.
1151
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:46,090
Are you?
1152
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:48,842
No. What kind of person do you think I am?
1153
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,095
A woman.
1154
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:54,473
No, their marriage was over,
1155
01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:59,186
her father fiIed for divorce aIready,
but she's hated me ever since she met me.
1156
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,688
And George just sit there,
don't say nothing?
1157
01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:03,315
He just sit there and not say a word?
1158
01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:06,235
George doesn't say anything
to anyone these days.
1159
01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,195
Lord, have mercy.
1160
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,030
I know. But she needs him.
1161
01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:12,324
Because her mother, she is so eviI.
1162
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,828
She fiIIed her head with aII these
horribIe things about me and about us.
1163
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,287
And then, two years ago,
1164
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:20,833
she dropped her off at our doorstep,
hasn't contacted her ever since,
1165
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,417
and now she's angry.
1166
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,878
And now she's up in my house
and she got me worried.
1167
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:25,963
Honey, I'm just worried.
1168
01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:27,673
She'II be fine.
1169
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,633
I'm not worried about her,
I'm worried about me.
1170
01:05:29,717 --> 01:05:31,510
'Cause I feeI Iike I wanna choke her to sIeep.
1171
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,804
I just wanna grab her
tiII the Iife is out of her sometimes.
1172
01:05:33,888 --> 01:05:35,013
She's so fIip.
1173
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,431
Yeah, I get it.
1174
01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:39,393
And when she taIk back to you,
you just have a IittIe argument with her
1175
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,146
and you just Iet her start her mouth
and say whatever she want to say?
1176
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:43,313
Don't do that, honey.
1177
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:46,859
You have to taIk to her in a Ianguage
that she understand.
1178
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,653
You got to Iearn
how to start speaking your damn mind.
1179
01:05:49,737 --> 01:05:50,821
I speak my mind.
1180
01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:54,074
I didn't say, "Speak your mind,"
I said, "Speak your damn mind."
1181
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:56,285
If somebody do something
you don't Iike, you say,
1182
01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,995
"Hey, what the heII is wrong with you?
1183
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:00,372
"You better get your ass together.
This is some straight up buII.
1184
01:06:00,456 --> 01:06:03,458
"HeII, what is wrong with you?
You heard me? HeII."
1185
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,295
That's what you got
to say to them sometime.
1186
01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:08,630
-Okay. I wiII.
-Think about that.
1187
01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,465
It'II make you feeI better.
You'II feeI so Iiberated.
1188
01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,510
You're around here doing aII that yoda.
Honey, you ain't got to do aII that yoda.
1189
01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:15,137
You ain't got to do not one more yoda.
1190
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,014
I'm gonna try that next time.
1191
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:18,640
Good. I just gave you some great advice.
1192
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,058
You gave me some good advice.
1193
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,351
I'm gonna give you some better advice.
1194
01:06:21,436 --> 01:06:22,477
White foIks ain't supposed to be out here
1195
01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:24,146
on this porch
in the middIe of the night, honey.
1196
01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:25,230
Okay.
1197
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,357
Yep. Nope, come on,
Iet's go on in the house.
1198
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,234
-Thank you.
-Yeah, you go on first.
1199
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,405
Any luck?
1200
01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:35,699
No, none.
1201
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:38,160
George.
1202
01:06:38,244 --> 01:06:42,456
Yeah, I know what you're going to say.
You don't think I'm trying.
1203
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,417
Look at this charity, right here.
1204
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:48,879
Okay. I don't reaIIy have to Iook at it.
1205
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:51,673
Hear me out.
Listen to what I'm saying to you.
1206
01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:53,800
These guys dig weIIs in Africa.
1207
01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,428
This one, breast cancer.
1208
01:06:56,512 --> 01:07:00,974
This one,
they stop sex trafficking of chiIdren. Okay?
1209
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,477
This one, AIDS research. This one, cancer.
1210
01:07:03,561 --> 01:07:05,604
This homeIess sheIter
is gonna have to cIose.
1211
01:07:05,688 --> 01:07:08,649
George, you got to heIp me
heIp these peopIe.
1212
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:20,744
Brian, I'm eight years away from retiring,
1213
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:24,164
and now I'm facing jaiI.
1214
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,959
And aII these peopIe were hurt
1215
01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,379
because I wasn't paying attention.
1216
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:35,050
And I was Iooking forward to retiring.
1217
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,096
Spending time with my son.
1218
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:44,559
Getting great, big bear hugs
after a good game of catch, you know?
1219
01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:47,354
Seeing my daughter happy,
1220
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,023
content.
1221
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:55,654
I just wanted to Iive happiIy ever after
with my famiIy.
1222
01:07:56,864 --> 01:08:01,118
And now, my famiIy's faIIing apart.
1223
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:05,580
So maybe I deserve aII of this, okay?
1224
01:08:05,665 --> 01:08:09,001
'Cause I can't beIieve
what's happening to me.
1225
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,795
How couId I not see this coming?
1226
01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:16,550
George, you couIdn't see it
because you weren't paying attention.
1227
01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:18,510
But now your eyes are wide open.
1228
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:23,307
But none of this makes sense to me.
1229
01:08:23,391 --> 01:08:27,311
I mean, I see accounts here and they aII start
with a Ietter of the aIphabet.
1230
01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:32,441
"A," "P," "U," "J," "K," "R," "I."
1231
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:36,153
We never use the aIphabet
to start accounts, Brian.
1232
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,656
I don't know what I'm Iooking at here.
I reaIIy don't.
1233
01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:45,662
You can't just keep Ietting peopIe
waIk aII over you.
1234
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:50,292
You were a mark. They set you up.
They thought you were weak.
1235
01:08:51,502 --> 01:08:53,754
They did this on purpose to you.
1236
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,380
Are you just gonna Iay down
and Iet that happen,
1237
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:56,965
or are you gonna cIaim your Iife back?
1238
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:59,926
Prove them wrong.
Hit them right between the eyes.
1239
01:09:00,928 --> 01:09:05,265
You're stronger than this.
There is a fighter in you, George.
1240
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,019
Show them. Show me.
1241
01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:13,023
You can work this out, okay?
Just don't give up.
1242
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,319
ShaII we keep digging?
1243
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,112
-Okay.
-Okay.
1244
01:09:19,197 --> 01:09:20,906
-Okay.
-AII right.
1245
01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:22,657
Watch your step.
1246
01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:27,371
Take care now.
1247
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,086
How was schooI?
1248
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,004
I mean, you know, it's schooI.
1249
01:09:36,130 --> 01:09:37,506
SchooI is schooI, yeah.
1250
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,049
What you got there?
1251
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,009
-BasebaII.
-BasebaII.
1252
01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:42,135
You pIay?
1253
01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:45,055
Yeah, but not very good.
1254
01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,515
ReaIIy?
1255
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,642
WeII, Iet me see, son. You can't be that bad.
1256
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,227
-What position do you pIay?
-Pitcher.
1257
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,645
Okay. WeII, I used to pIay catcher.
1258
01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:53,605
So, you go on over there
and I want you to throw it to me.
1259
01:09:53,689 --> 01:09:54,815
-AII right.
-I want you to throw it to me
1260
01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:55,982
as hard as you can.
1261
01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:58,693
-Throw it at me.
-AII right.
1262
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,320
Here we go. Put it. Put it right here.
1263
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,948
-Put it right in the middIe.
-Right here, right here.
1264
01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:08,620
Yeah, you... Yeah.
1265
01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:10,747
-Yeah, you suck.
-Sorry, I...
1266
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,667
Come here, son.
1267
01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:16,378
That's aII right, son.
1268
01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:19,714
Maybe you ain't supposed to be a pitcher.
Everybody ain't supposed to be a pitcher.
1269
01:10:19,799 --> 01:10:21,842
You know, you got to get in where you fit in.
1270
01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,552
You know, I never thought about it that way.
1271
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:24,928
But Iisten, son. I'm gonna heIp you.
1272
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:28,014
I'm gonna teach you how to pitch
and to catch,
1273
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,100
because we famiIy, we famiIy.
1274
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,060
-We are?
-Yeah.
1275
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:35,689
Yeah. It's a Iong story. It's a Iong story.
1276
01:10:35,773 --> 01:10:37,315
I used to be in the Negro League.
1277
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:40,610
-Negro...
-The Negro League, son.
1278
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:44,072
Boy, somebody got to teach you
about your heritage.
1279
01:10:44,157 --> 01:10:50,787
The Negro Leagues is when
coIored basebaII pIayers couIdn't pIay...
1280
01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:53,623
CoIored, Iike Negro, Iike me and you.
1281
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:58,253
They couIdn't pIay professionaI basebaII,
so they came up with their own Ieague.
1282
01:10:58,337 --> 01:10:59,880
SatcheI Paige and I pIayed.
1283
01:10:59,964 --> 01:11:03,800
I was a catcher,
so I'm gonna show you how to be a catcher.
1284
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,218
-AII right. AII right.
-AII right?
1285
01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:07,345
Step on back there.
I'm gonna show you how to catch this.
1286
01:11:07,472 --> 01:11:09,055
-I'm gonna throw it to you one good time.
-AII right.
1287
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,641
-I want you to concentrate reaI hard.
-AII right.
1288
01:11:13,644 --> 01:11:16,313
AImost. AII right, try it.
Right here, right here.
1289
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:17,856
There we go. See that?
1290
01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:20,066
-I've had it.
-I don't care.
1291
01:11:20,151 --> 01:11:21,151
Change your attitude.
1292
01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:22,652
-HeIIo, son.
-Hi, Mom.
1293
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:24,654
-Your poor father...
-My father does not need...
1294
01:11:24,739 --> 01:11:27,991
Were you with your brother today?
AII day today, again?
1295
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:32,037
No, Mom, I was with Brian.
1296
01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:34,331
I don't have a brother, remember?
1297
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,416
This is aII an act!
1298
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:37,501
Right.
1299
01:11:37,585 --> 01:11:38,627
I am not being disrespectfuI!
1300
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,254
You're being so fake!
You're not my mom!
1301
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,672
-...your attitude.
-You're making it no better.
1302
01:11:42,757 --> 01:11:43,757
Get upstairs!
1303
01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:46,551
I want to go home. I hate it here.
1304
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,261
-Hi.
-Hi.
1305
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,847
George, I can't do this anymore.
1306
01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,849
-That daughter is so disrespectfuI.
-I know.
1307
01:11:52,934 --> 01:11:56,770
I'm gonna do aII I can
to heIp us get our Iife back.
1308
01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:59,022
I don't want our Iife back.
1309
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,358
I want a new Iife.
1310
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:04,528
One where you're in it.
One where we're aII happy.
1311
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:08,406
I don't know, afternoon Iunches and sex!
1312
01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:10,242
I want sex, George!
1313
01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:12,410
ShouId I be Iistening to this?
1314
01:12:12,537 --> 01:12:13,745
-No!
-No!
1315
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:18,083
Kate, I'm sorry.
1316
01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:21,753
Stop saying sorry and get mad.
1317
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:23,922
-I am mad.
-You're not mad.
1318
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:26,174
I'm extremeIy mad.
1319
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:27,884
ExtremeIy mad, George?
1320
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,346
You don't think I'm mad?
1321
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:32,889
I don't think you're mad.
1322
01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:38,979
This is getting me so mad, this whoIe thing.
1323
01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,188
That's mad.
1324
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,899
You're not extremeIy mad!
You need to get damn mad!
1325
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,568
What?
1326
01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:47,904
I'm just speaking my damn mind, okay?
1327
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:50,907
HeII! This is some straight up buII.
1328
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:55,370
HeII, get your ass together. You heard me?
1329
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,746
HeII!
1330
01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:04,296
I've got to get us out of here.
1331
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,925
Just spiII it. We gotta have it aII.
1332
01:13:09,427 --> 01:13:12,178
Because if you don't, then you're
going to jaiI for the rest of your Iife.
1333
01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:17,142
Ever since we got here,
I don't care anymore.
1334
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,352
Do you know what? I don't care.
You...
1335
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,953
-Hi, honey.
-Hi. What are you doing?
1336
01:13:50,301 --> 01:13:53,386
-Good one. Good one, Howie.
-Thanks.
1337
01:13:54,805 --> 01:13:55,805
You got it.
1338
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:18,036
Amazing Grace...
1339
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,665
How was schooI today?
1340
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,626
About the same
as when you were raised by Moses.
1341
01:14:25,044 --> 01:14:26,294
Where's my dad?
1342
01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:28,213
I can't stand you.
1343
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:33,843
I got something to teII you, honey.
It's awfuIIy bad news.
1344
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,887
Precious Lord...
1345
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,222
What?
1346
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:41,893
Your daddy died.
1347
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:44,979
What?
1348
01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:46,189
He died.
1349
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:51,528
Them peopIe that were Iooking for him,
they came here and they got him.
1350
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,698
And they brought him out there
to the highway,
1351
01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:59,452
and they was painting them stripes
on the stone highway, and he tried to run,
1352
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:02,831
and one of them stripe machine
put a Iine right down the middIe of him.
1353
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:06,209
Then the peopIe that was coming
didn't know if it was a passing Iane
1354
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,878
or high-occupancy vehicIe Iane.
1355
01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:10,588
Everybody got confused
and they had a wreck,
1356
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:11,881
and they just ran aII over...
1357
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:15,051
About 5,700 cars piIed up on top of him.
1358
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:19,472
And Kate, she didn't know what to do,
so she went to running.
1359
01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:23,226
She just started running as fast as she can.
Was running Iike Wonder Woman.
1360
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,855
But they had a heIichopter
and that heIichopter got cIoser...
1361
01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:28,189
And that was it.
1362
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:30,024
No! Kate, too?
1363
01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:32,360
Kate, too. Kate, too.
1364
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,487
And that heIichopter was spinning
and them bIades...
1365
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:37,532
Where's Howie? Where's Howie?
1366
01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:41,161
Oh, Lord. Poor Howie.
You know, he tried to run,
1367
01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:44,414
but he aIways have them candy bars
and soda pops in his pockets,
1368
01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,459
so he kept dropping things and he tripped.
1369
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:49,794
So they put them cement shoes on him
and they throwed him in,
1370
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:51,087
and he's swimming with the fishes.
1371
01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:52,255
Oh, my God!
1372
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:55,884
My God! I can't beIieve this is happening.
1373
01:15:55,968 --> 01:15:57,927
Why you so upset?
1374
01:15:58,053 --> 01:15:59,387
What do you mean?
1375
01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:03,057
WeII, you aIways say, "I hate you. You suck.
Shut up. I hate you."
1376
01:16:03,142 --> 01:16:06,478
I didn't mean anything that I've said before.
1377
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:07,854
It's too Iate now, honey.
1378
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:11,274
It's aII right. They gone. Dead. Just done.
1379
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,234
They gone.
1380
01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:16,988
So, the peopIe at ChiId WeIfare asked me
if I wouId take you,
1381
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,865
so I said you can stay here tiII you're 1 8,
but you...
1382
01:16:18,949 --> 01:16:21,159
No! No, no! No!
1383
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,620
I got an EBT card, what you worried about?
1384
01:16:23,746 --> 01:16:24,788
-Dad!
-Honey.
1385
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,457
Cindy, what's wrong?
1386
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,459
She toId me you died.
1387
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:30,668
What?
1388
01:16:31,295 --> 01:16:33,838
Madea, why wouId you teII her that?
1389
01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:35,256
Look, this is why I teII her that.
1390
01:16:35,341 --> 01:16:38,134
'Cause she's sitting around here mad
at everybody and being aII nasty and mean.
1391
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:41,638
Your parents couId be gone at any minute,
then you'II be stuck with somebody Iike me.
1392
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:44,057
Is that what you want?
To stay here in this heIIhoIe?
1393
01:16:44,141 --> 01:16:45,183
I'm sorry.
1394
01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:47,602
Start acting Iike you're sorry, then.
1395
01:16:47,686 --> 01:16:49,604
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Howie.
1396
01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,189
It's aII right. It's aII right, Cindy.
1397
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:54,317
Now, Iook at her, aII broke up,
acting Iike she's sad and hurt.
1398
01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:58,279
Okay, honey. It's okay.
1399
01:16:58,364 --> 01:17:01,199
Madea, that was reaIIy crueI.
1400
01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:04,452
George? Shut the heII up.
1401
01:17:04,995 --> 01:17:06,830
It worked, didn't it?
1402
01:17:09,500 --> 01:17:11,417
-Dad?
-Yeah, son.
1403
01:17:11,502 --> 01:17:12,585
There's something I need to teII you.
1404
01:17:12,670 --> 01:17:16,214
It'II have to wait tiII Iater.
I got to start the service right now.
1405
01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,804
Negros.
1406
01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:28,935
What the heII did you just say?
1407
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:31,312
-Negros.
-Barbara!
1408
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:32,605
Mom,
1409
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:38,027
why don't we step out onto the porch
and get some air?
1410
01:17:38,112 --> 01:17:40,071
-Negros.
-Grams.
1411
01:17:40,155 --> 01:17:43,074
I hear Negros from my room.
1412
01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:46,536
I beIieve they're caIIed
African-Americans now, Grandma.
1413
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:48,621
Did that chiId just say "they"?
1414
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,415
No, "we."
1415
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:54,127
So beautifuI. I hear them from my room.
1416
01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:55,420
-Okay.
-What's going on?
1417
01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:59,048
My baby mama just went Ieft, MabeI.
She just went Ieft.
1418
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,258
Went Ieft?
1419
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,801
I hear...
1420
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:06,806
I hear them from my room.
I hear Negros from my room.
1421
01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:10,226
WeII, I see dead peopIe,
but I keep that to myseIf.
1422
01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:11,936
TeII them, Sadie.
1423
01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:13,396
Who the heII is Sadie?
1424
01:18:14,064 --> 01:18:15,315
Shut up.
1425
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,693
Madea, honey. She right, she hear Negros.
1426
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:24,073
It's bad enough that she's sIipping.
1427
01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,742
PIease don't encourage her.
1428
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:28,578
No, she do hear Negros.
1429
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:30,121
The whoIe bunch of them.
1430
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:33,750
She hears a bunch of Negros?
1431
01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:37,545
Yes, everybody Iisten. Everybody be quiet.
1432
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,382
SpirituaIs.
1433
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:44,177
That's it. That's what she's trying to say,
Negro spirituaIs.
1434
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:46,471
There's a church down on the corner.
1435
01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,973
They sing Negro spirituaIs on Sundays.
1436
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:50,975
Why y'aII so uptight?
1437
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:55,939
Son, wiII you take me to the Negros?
1438
01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:58,358
-Take you to the Negro spirituaI, honey.
-SpirituaI.
1439
01:18:58,442 --> 01:19:00,902
Right. You can't just say "Negros."
Them days has passed.
1440
01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,904
First we were "Negros,"
then we was "coIored,"
1441
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:05,490
then we were "bIack,"
now we "African-American."
1442
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:08,701
Okay? African-Americans.
Now singing oId Negro spirituaIs.
1443
01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:09,953
-SpirituaIs.
-Negro spirituaIs.
1444
01:19:10,037 --> 01:19:13,373
-SpirituaIs. SpirituaIs. Okay.
-Yes, Mom. Yes, yes.
1445
01:19:13,457 --> 01:19:14,791
Yes, Iet's go.
1446
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:18,586
Let's go down to the church.
1447
01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:19,712
Is it safe?
1448
01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:21,297
What you mean, "Is it safe," George?
1449
01:19:21,382 --> 01:19:24,050
What they gonna do,
stone you with a BibIe? It's a church.
1450
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,222
Pretty good.
1451
01:20:22,901 --> 01:20:24,819
Can I get an "amen" for our choir?
1452
01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:26,237
Amen!
1453
01:20:26,363 --> 01:20:27,780
AII right, weII done.
1454
01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:29,741
WeII done.
1455
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,035
Praise the Lord.
1456
01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:33,953
Praise the Lord!
1457
01:20:36,248 --> 01:20:40,960
Praise the Lord. I am so happy, so happy
to be back in the House of the Lord
1458
01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:44,714
where mercy can be found.
1459
01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:50,178
As most of you know, I have
been very sick these past few months.
1460
01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:53,765
But by the grace of God, I've recovered.
But I have to teII you something.
1461
01:20:55,142 --> 01:20:59,562
I've given a Iot of prayer
and I feeI it's time for me to retire.
1462
01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:03,149
Now don't y'aII worry, don't worry.
1463
01:21:03,233 --> 01:21:06,486
This church wiII continue,
and its future's guaranteed,
1464
01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:09,405
because the church has been paid off.
1465
01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:16,621
Praise God!
1466
01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:17,997
Oh, no.
1467
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:26,839
And I was abIe to pay the church off
because of the investments of my son.
1468
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:28,966
My son.
1469
01:21:29,927 --> 01:21:31,344
I'm so proud of him.
1470
01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,305
Son, come on up here
and teII them what you've done.
1471
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:37,934
Let us praise Jesus
'cause we're aII precious in His name.
1472
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,435
Precious.
1473
01:21:41,772 --> 01:21:43,106
Precious?
1474
01:21:44,108 --> 01:21:45,441
-To aII the congregation here...
-Precious.
1475
01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:48,861
...there's something I need to teII you.
1476
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:50,696
I did invest the money...
1477
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:54,826
Precious!
1478
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,369
Somebody's got the HoIy Ghost.
1479
01:21:57,454 --> 01:22:01,541
I know!
1480
01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,961
-You know?
-I know!
1481
01:22:05,045 --> 01:22:07,004
The same know that I know?
1482
01:22:07,131 --> 01:22:08,589
I know!
1483
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:09,757
That man knows!
1484
01:22:09,842 --> 01:22:11,676
-You know?
-I know!
1485
01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:15,012
-How much do you know?
-Do you think that he knows now?
1486
01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:16,973
-I'm not hot, I just know.
-Praise the Lord!
1487
01:22:17,057 --> 01:22:18,307
Yes!
1488
01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,184
AII right, George, you want to try
to explain this to me?
1489
01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:21,394
Yeah.
1490
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:23,563
There was a woman
named Precious Jackson
1491
01:22:23,647 --> 01:22:25,565
that WaIter aIways toId me about. Okay?
1492
01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:28,526
Now I've Iooked at these accounts
and they aII start with a Ietter.
1493
01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:31,320
The Ietters speII out "Precious Jackson."
1494
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,240
It's aII encrypted, right here.
1495
01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:36,659
What the heII are you taIking about?
1496
01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:38,828
The Ietters speII out...
1497
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:40,454
Okay, I'm a IittIe confused
by this, too.
1498
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:42,832
It's the name the account is in.
1499
01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:44,458
Okay.
1500
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:47,753
Just foIIow this, 'cause it took some doing
1501
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,673
to foIIow the money traiI
from the Cayman IsIands and Germany.
1502
01:22:50,757 --> 01:22:56,220
But the traiI goes coId when the money
goes into a Swiss account. Okay?
1503
01:22:56,346 --> 01:23:00,183
Now, they were aII given a Ietter
when they went in and came out.
1504
01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,059
-Right?
-Okay.
1505
01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:05,938
But every month on this date,
1506
01:23:06,023 --> 01:23:09,400
as the funds go into this Swiss account,
1507
01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:12,486
this account in the US sees a deposit.
1508
01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:16,324
Now I baIance the two, and it's exactIy 1 0%
1509
01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:20,328
that resurfaces in the US
in this account every month
1510
01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:23,080
to a Iady named Precious Jackson.
1511
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:25,458
What is 1 0% gonna do?
1512
01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:28,085
Of 600 miIIion?
1513
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,796
That's six miIIion!
1514
01:23:30,881 --> 01:23:32,006
Jake.
1515
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:36,886
It's 60 miIIion.
1516
01:23:36,970 --> 01:23:38,721
-Sixty.
-Sixty.
1517
01:23:38,805 --> 01:23:40,806
George.
1518
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,475
I can get the church's money back.
1519
01:23:42,893 --> 01:23:45,686
-Praise God.
-Yes, you and aII the charities.
1520
01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,855
-Can this reaIIy work?
-Yes, it can work.
1521
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:49,315
Why wouId WaIter take this money
1522
01:23:49,399 --> 01:23:52,235
and put it in an account with
some woman's name who never touches it?
1523
01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:56,614
WeII, either he didn't teII her about it,
or she doesn't exist.
1524
01:23:56,698 --> 01:24:00,117
So what I'II do is I'II get a federaI warrant,
1525
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,744
we'II get the account seized.
1526
01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:04,789
I'm pretty sure once I bring this to the judge,
you'II be abIe to get probation.
1527
01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:05,915
That's a great job.
1528
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:09,210
But, Brian, we can get this money
back to the peopIe it beIongs to.
1529
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:11,295
It's sitting right here in this account.
1530
01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,589
You didn't just say that to me.
I'm an officer of the court.
1531
01:24:13,674 --> 01:24:15,675
I don't even know what you're thinking.
I didn't hear that.
1532
01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:18,177
I don't even want to know
what you're thinking. No. No, no, no.
1533
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:19,762
-Brian.
-Not having this conversation.
1534
01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:21,264
-I'm out of here.
-PIease. Come on.
1535
01:24:21,348 --> 01:24:22,974
-I wiII see you at the office tomorrow...
-Brian.
1536
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:24,058
...bright and earIy, George.
1537
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:25,434
-Thank you so much.
-Brian. PIease.
1538
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:26,560
Bye.
1539
01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:31,107
I've come too cIose to give up now, okay?
I'm not caIIing it quits.
1540
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:33,859
I'm gonna get that money
back to the charities.
1541
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,988
Right? I want my Iife back.
1542
01:24:37,781 --> 01:24:40,408
And here is where I start to take action.
1543
01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:44,662
So you're either with me or you're not,
but I'm not giving up without a fight.
1544
01:24:44,788 --> 01:24:48,749
So what's it gonna be,
Mr. I'm-a-tough-guy-from-the-hood?
1545
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:51,752
Mr. You-going-down-homie?
1546
01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:55,089
'Cause I'II teII you,
I'm gonna do the damn thing.
1547
01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:56,966
So you're with me or what?
1548
01:24:57,968 --> 01:24:59,093
I'm with you.
1549
01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:01,304
-Gucci!
-Yeah.
1550
01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:04,307
With you.
1551
01:25:10,147 --> 01:25:11,397
You okay?
1552
01:25:12,482 --> 01:25:13,566
I wiII be.
1553
01:25:14,026 --> 01:25:16,527
George, what's going on?
1554
01:25:16,653 --> 01:25:19,238
I screwed up, that's what's going on.
1555
01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:21,866
And now there's a big wrong
that I have to right.
1556
01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:26,245
And I just have to figure out
how I'm gonna do it.
1557
01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:28,664
But I'm gonna do it. I am gonna do it.
1558
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:32,918
George, I haven't seen this much fire in you
since we got married.
1559
01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:35,671
WeII, maybe it's Iong overdue, huh?
1560
01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:40,176
Do you remember
our honeymoon in FIorence?
1561
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,180
-I remember it rained every day.
-It did.
1562
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:46,015
And do you remember, you said,
1563
01:25:46,099 --> 01:25:49,185
"What if our marriage is
nothing but fuII of rainy days?"
1564
01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:51,354
I might have been joking.
1565
01:25:51,897 --> 01:25:54,273
But I remember
you stiII got upset, didn't you?
1566
01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:55,941
-I did.
-Yeah.
1567
01:25:56,026 --> 01:25:57,234
And what did you say?
1568
01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:59,862
I said,
1569
01:25:59,946 --> 01:26:03,240
"Rain does make things grow."
1570
01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:05,117
ExactIy.
1571
01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:08,329
What if aII this happened for a reason?
1572
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:10,373
For you and I
to get to know each other again,
1573
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:13,793
for our famiIy to get cIoser, for us to grow?
1574
01:26:15,212 --> 01:26:16,796
What if it did?
1575
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:20,633
Kate, you are amazing.
1576
01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:24,136
I swear to you, I'm gonna make things right.
1577
01:26:24,221 --> 01:26:26,847
I have no doubt.
1578
01:26:26,932 --> 01:26:29,016
Honey, you aIways do the right thing.
1579
01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:30,726
I Iove you so much.
1580
01:26:30,811 --> 01:26:32,561
I Iove you, too.
1581
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:36,107
I'm so proud of you, George.
1582
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:39,443
That's good.
1583
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,070
l'm closing an account.
1584
01:26:41,321 --> 01:26:46,075
Rita, it looks like you'll be
withdrawing $4 million from us today.
1585
01:26:46,159 --> 01:26:47,243
$4 million?
1586
01:26:47,327 --> 01:26:49,286
-ls that correct?
-Yes.
1587
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,664
Well, how would you like that?
1588
01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:53,499
10s and 20s?
1589
01:26:53,917 --> 01:26:56,627
Hey, son. We watching Ghost.
1590
01:26:56,711 --> 01:26:59,255
She's gonna waIk up in a bank
and act Iike she somebody eIse.
1591
01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:00,548
Look at that.
1592
01:27:00,632 --> 01:27:03,342
You know we require identification
and all that.
1593
01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:06,804
Rita MiIIer or Oda Mae Jones,
she don't even know what her name is.
1594
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:10,808
Rita Miller. That's my name.
1595
01:27:11,268 --> 01:27:13,018
My name. Rita Miller.
1596
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,897
My name.
1597
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,692
The check.
1598
01:27:21,361 --> 01:27:22,403
Here you are.
1599
01:27:25,115 --> 01:27:27,992
What the heII you Iooking at me
Iike the Iast virgin for?
1600
01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:34,832
Now Iet me make sure I got this right.
1601
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,334
Y'aII want me to get on the aeropIane,
1602
01:27:37,419 --> 01:27:40,796
go out to New York City and go in a bank
and pretend to be Precious Jackson?
1603
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,340
Is that right?
1604
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:44,508
Yes.
1605
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,513
Does Brian know anything about this?
1606
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:52,099
-No.
-He thinks you both couId go to jaiI.
1607
01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:54,268
WeII, I couId be going to jaiI anyway.
1608
01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:56,645
That's aII right. Just don't drop the soap,
you'II be fine.
1609
01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:59,440
I been up in there. You might have to
fight a IittIe bit, kick a IittIe ass.
1610
01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:00,608
But you'II be aII right.
1611
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:02,693
If you don't kick no ass,
they gonna take your ass.
1612
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:04,153
But you'II be aII right.
1613
01:28:05,238 --> 01:28:07,114
I don't know about this, though.
I don't feeI good about this.
1614
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:08,908
I just don't... I don't know. I don't know.
1615
01:28:08,992 --> 01:28:11,076
Madea, it's easy.
1616
01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:13,829
It's just as easy as it was in the movie.
1617
01:28:14,664 --> 01:28:16,499
Whoopi GoIdberg had a dead white man
heIping her
1618
01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:18,125
aII through that whoIe movie.
1619
01:28:18,210 --> 01:28:19,460
I'II heIp you.
1620
01:28:19,544 --> 01:28:21,670
You aIive. I said dead!
1621
01:28:21,755 --> 01:28:23,047
George, you cannot go to New York.
1622
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:24,215
Honey, I have to.
1623
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:26,425
You can't. They're stiII after you.
Are you crazy?
1624
01:28:26,510 --> 01:28:28,302
I'II disguise myseIf somehow.
1625
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:30,346
They won't know me. Okay? It'II be fine.
1626
01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:32,139
-No, I can't do that.
-Madea.
1627
01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:34,266
PIease, I know you can do it.
1628
01:28:34,351 --> 01:28:36,393
You say this is for charity?
1629
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,896
And for the church? Right, Jake?
For the church? It's for the church?
1630
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:41,524
It's for the church, for your daddy
get the money back for the church?
1631
01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:44,568
AII right. Now my question then becomes,
1632
01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:47,655
aII these beautifuI peopIe
that got these charities
1633
01:28:47,739 --> 01:28:50,699
and heIping aII these chiIdren
and feeding the peopIe around the worId,
1634
01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:53,911
it's for that, that's wonderfuI,
but I have a question for you.
1635
01:28:55,872 --> 01:28:57,957
What the heII in it for me?
1636
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:02,044
Madea, you'II feeI a Iot better about yourseIf.
1637
01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:06,382
I aIways feeI good about myseIf.
HeII, I was born 6'2".
1638
01:29:06,883 --> 01:29:08,425
237 pounds.
1639
01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:12,137
I have aIways been this big aII my Iife.
I went to kindergarten this big.
1640
01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:14,598
I had to have high seIf-esteem.
I feeI good about myseIf.
1641
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,934
Ain't nothing you gonna teII me
gonna make me feeI good about myseIf.
1642
01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:18,978
You give me some money,
that'II make me feeI good about myseIf.
1643
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:21,355
Okay, you know what?
1644
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:24,400
Can we figure that out after this is done?
1645
01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:27,403
George, have you ever hired a ho?
1646
01:29:30,282 --> 01:29:32,241
No. No.
1647
01:29:33,326 --> 01:29:35,369
She want her money first.
Do you understand?
1648
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:36,787
I need to get some money first.
1649
01:29:36,913 --> 01:29:40,124
Don't perform no services
untiI the money's on the tabIe.
1650
01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:45,838
You know what? I'II do it. I wiII do it.
1651
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,381
AII I got to do is go in there
1652
01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:49,592
and give them a bunch of accounts
to transfer the money to?
1653
01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:50,926
-Yes.
-1 2 accounts?
1654
01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:52,386
I just give them the information
to do the transfer?
1655
01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:53,721
That's it. That's aII.
1656
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:54,888
AII right, I'II do it.
1657
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:58,267
Then I wiII gIadIy do it. So he just
gonna wire the money to the accounts?
1658
01:29:58,351 --> 01:30:00,644
-Yes.
-Okay, fine.
1659
01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:02,938
Come on, Iet's go. Where's my purse?
Y'aII get my purse.
1660
01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:05,149
Joe, where's my purse?
We've got to go up to New York.
1661
01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:07,234
You know what? If you guys are gonna go,
1662
01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:09,403
she can't Iook Iike this,
she can't be wearing that.
1663
01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,946
-Right.
-What's wrong with what I got on?
1664
01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:15,576
This came from Aretha FrankIin.
Aretha gave me this.
1665
01:30:15,660 --> 01:30:17,328
And y'aII know Aretha can dress.
1666
01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:20,039
You've seen Aretha,
she makes fashion statements.
1667
01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:22,625
How about Barbara, Cindy and I
give you a makeover?
1668
01:30:25,629 --> 01:30:27,838
Introducing Precious Jackson.
1669
01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:49,151
Wow.
1670
01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,321
This might work.
1671
01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:55,949
No. I don't know what the heII
y'aII are thinking.
1672
01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:58,661
You Iook Iike a big ass bottIe
of Pepto-BismoI.
1673
01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:18,681
-Can I give you a hand, sir?
-Yes. The Iuggage.
1674
01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:20,182
The airport.
1675
01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:22,393
This bag. This way.
1676
01:31:22,519 --> 01:31:24,019
-Here we go?
-Yeah.
1677
01:31:24,104 --> 01:31:25,354
Okay.
1678
01:31:26,356 --> 01:31:27,523
Going to the airport.
1679
01:31:27,607 --> 01:31:29,441
-Right this way, ma'am.
-AII right, I'II foIIow you.
1680
01:31:29,526 --> 01:31:32,027
You ain't got to rush me,
I know where the heII I'm going.
1681
01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:35,197
The airport. A Iot of peopIe here.
1682
01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:37,116
I'm nervous. I need to reIax.
1683
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,659
WeII, there's nothing to be nervous about.
1684
01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:42,121
It's just Iike riding in a car,
except you're 30,000 feet higher.
1685
01:31:42,205 --> 01:31:44,832
Cars don't crash from 30,000 feet, George.
1686
01:31:44,916 --> 01:31:48,335
You need something to caIm your nerves,
I got that oId wee-wee.
1687
01:31:48,420 --> 01:31:50,045
Hey, what does that mean, drugs?
1688
01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:51,380
-Is that drugs?
-I know you ain't got no drugs.
1689
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:52,548
-No drugs.
-If you got...
1690
01:31:52,632 --> 01:31:53,966
I'm gonna beat your ass
if you got them drugs.
1691
01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:55,134
You don't bring no drugs up in here.
1692
01:31:55,218 --> 01:31:57,052
-They got sniffing dogs up in here.
-No drugs.
1693
01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:59,638
Y'aII go through.
I'm not going through with y'aII.
1694
01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:01,974
I'm not going through.
Excuse me, y'aII. Excuse me.
1695
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:04,643
-I'm not going through with them at aII.
-Madame, you are making a scene.
1696
01:32:04,728 --> 01:32:07,312
-Watch yourseIf. Watch yourseIf, here.
-That's a no, no.
1697
01:32:07,897 --> 01:32:11,900
Y'aII go on.
I don't know them. I don't know them.
1698
01:32:12,402 --> 01:32:14,403
Hi. Hi. A IittIe scary.
1699
01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:17,072
When I'm finished doing,
this gonna be the bomb.
1700
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:19,908
-Don't say "bomb." Don't say "bomb."
-What is the bomb?
1701
01:32:19,993 --> 01:32:22,244
-No, no, no.
-Don't say...
1702
01:32:22,328 --> 01:32:24,163
Hey, he don't want me saying "bomb."
1703
01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:25,414
Okay.
1704
01:32:27,459 --> 01:32:30,043
What do I do, just give him the ticket?
1705
01:32:30,128 --> 01:32:31,670
And show him my ID?
1706
01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:33,881
-Okay.
-That's the way.
1707
01:32:33,965 --> 01:32:35,966
Okay, that's me, and that's my ticket.
1708
01:32:36,092 --> 01:32:38,719
-That is the way.
-Okay, thank you so much.
1709
01:32:38,803 --> 01:32:40,637
AII right.
1710
01:32:40,764 --> 01:32:43,015
Now what y'aII doing?
1711
01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:45,392
-What y'aII doing?
-Taking off our shoes.
1712
01:32:45,477 --> 01:32:48,395
Take off your personaI items
and put them in the tray.
1713
01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:51,064
What they gonna do
with my personaI items?
1714
01:32:51,149 --> 01:32:52,316
Baby, I can't take off my shoe.
1715
01:32:52,442 --> 01:32:54,651
Do you know how hard it is for
a woman my size to take off her shoes?
1716
01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:56,111
I'm supposed to take off my shoes?
1717
01:32:56,237 --> 01:32:57,404
Yes, ma'am.
1718
01:32:58,114 --> 01:33:00,908
What the heII do I need
to be taking my shoes off for?
1719
01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:04,369
Baby, when you're this big,
it's hard to take your shoes off.
1720
01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:05,454
That's aII I'm saying.
1721
01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:08,582
Take them off, but I don't know who the heII
gonna heIp me put them back on.
1722
01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:10,793
Y'aII so serious.
1723
01:33:15,173 --> 01:33:16,799
Watch that now.
1724
01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:22,095
There you go.
1725
01:33:22,597 --> 01:33:24,807
Oh, Lord. And you just
push it through there?
1726
01:33:25,141 --> 01:33:27,267
-Now what I do? What I do?
-Right this way.
1727
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:28,560
Right this way.
1728
01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:31,104
Okay. I'm gonna come on
through this thing.
1729
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:36,151
-What the heII is that?
-Just step over here, pIease, ma'am.
1730
01:33:36,277 --> 01:33:37,444
What was that?
1731
01:33:37,529 --> 01:33:38,862
Just step over here through the scanner.
1732
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,365
-What'd you want me to do?
-Step through here, pIease.
1733
01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:44,159
-Okay, aII right.
-Right through the scanner.
1734
01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:46,370
Now what am I supposed to do?
This ain't gonna drop me down?
1735
01:33:46,496 --> 01:33:48,539
Just go and put your feet
in the footsteps, pIease.
1736
01:33:49,123 --> 01:33:52,167
That's reaIIy wide. You want me to put
both my feet where these yeIIow feet?
1737
01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:53,502
-Yes, ma'am.
-That's reaIIy wide.
1738
01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:56,004
My Iegs ain't been open that wide
since I had my daughter.
1739
01:33:57,674 --> 01:34:00,300
George, they want me to spread my Iegs.
1740
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:01,927
Okay, fine.
1741
01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:04,221
-Now what?
-Put your hands over your head, pIease.
1742
01:34:04,347 --> 01:34:05,472
-Like this?
-That's it.
1743
01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:08,016
Hands over your head.
1744
01:34:08,142 --> 01:34:10,435
Wow, this is reaIIy sexuaI.
1745
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:13,105
Reminds me back of my stripping days.
1746
01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,524
They used to caII me Magnitude.
1747
01:34:17,151 --> 01:34:18,694
You see anything?
1748
01:34:20,530 --> 01:34:22,030
Can I have you step outside, pIease?
1749
01:34:22,156 --> 01:34:23,490
Step outside.
1750
01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:24,658
Right this way. Put your hands down.
1751
01:34:24,742 --> 01:34:26,493
-Can I cIose my Iegs?
-Yes, pIease.
1752
01:34:26,578 --> 01:34:28,537
Okay, thank you so much.
1753
01:34:29,247 --> 01:34:30,956
-Now what?
-Stand right over here, pIease.
1754
01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:33,125
-Yes.
-I'm just gonna do a quick pat down.
1755
01:34:33,209 --> 01:34:34,918
-On my body?
-Yes.
1756
01:34:35,044 --> 01:34:36,670
-Go ahead and raise your hands.
-Am I under arrest?
1757
01:34:36,754 --> 01:34:38,171
-No, ma'am.
-Why you patting me down?
1758
01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:40,132
-Just standard procedure.
-A standard...
1759
01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:42,301
-I got to do aII this to get on the airpIane?
-Yes, pIease.
1760
01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:44,553
George, I got to do aII this
to get on the airpIane?
1761
01:34:44,679 --> 01:34:47,681
Ma'am, it's just standard procedure.
I need you to put your hands up, pIease.
1762
01:34:47,765 --> 01:34:50,350
-Thank you.
-Go on, pat me down.
1763
01:34:50,435 --> 01:34:51,560
Now, wait a minute.
1764
01:34:52,061 --> 01:34:54,813
You gonna find a roadmap to heaven.
You better come on from up there now.
1765
01:34:54,898 --> 01:34:56,273
Come on up.
1766
01:34:57,275 --> 01:34:58,567
Turn around.
1767
01:34:58,693 --> 01:34:59,902
Can I put my hands down?
1768
01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:02,696
Now wait. Now what the heII you doing?
1769
01:35:03,072 --> 01:35:04,406
Boy.
1770
01:35:05,408 --> 01:35:07,701
Something back here
that you wanna teII me about?
1771
01:35:07,785 --> 01:35:11,371
Yes, that's my ass.
It's from waII-to-waII in this skirt.
1772
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:15,542
We're cIear. Go right ahead.
1773
01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:19,338
You need to buy me a cigarette or a drink
or something after doing aII that to me.
1774
01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:20,464
You don't know me.
1775
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:22,174
I ain't feIt that many hands
aII over my body
1776
01:35:22,258 --> 01:35:23,634
since I got off that train from Mexico.
1777
01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,260
Where's my purse and my shoes?
1778
01:35:31,434 --> 01:35:33,852
Anybody ever toId you
you Iook Iike Beyoncé?
1779
01:35:33,937 --> 01:35:34,937
No.
1780
01:35:35,063 --> 01:35:37,439
Madea, I found my wifey.
1781
01:35:40,068 --> 01:35:41,526
Shut the heII up back there. You in coach.
1782
01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:43,612
You ain't supposed to taIk
to nobody in first cIass.
1783
01:35:43,738 --> 01:35:46,198
Didn't you see Titanic?
1784
01:35:46,282 --> 01:35:47,658
I'm nervous.
1785
01:35:47,784 --> 01:35:49,618
I know. But behave.
1786
01:35:51,245 --> 01:35:52,496
What the heII was that? What was that?
1787
01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:55,958
There better not be no terrorer on this pIane.
Is there a terrorer?
1788
01:35:56,292 --> 01:35:59,127
Is there terrorer on here?
Better not be no terrorer.
1789
01:35:59,796 --> 01:36:01,797
Madea, it's a bump. Bump, bump.
1790
01:36:01,923 --> 01:36:03,715
What the heII a bump doing in the air?
Bumps are on the road.
1791
01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,717
-That's aII.
-Bumps ain't in the air. HeII.
1792
01:36:05,802 --> 01:36:08,303
This thing just makes me nervous.
I don't Iike being on this thing.
1793
01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:12,224
I got to pee. I need something to reIax me.
CaIm me down.
1794
01:36:12,308 --> 01:36:13,600
What do you want? What do you want?
1795
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:16,144
I want a joint.
1796
01:36:16,270 --> 01:36:19,523
-You need that good-good, Madea?
-Boy, shut up.
1797
01:36:19,649 --> 01:36:21,650
Just get me a drink. Can I get a drink?
1798
01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:24,027
Can they get a Iady a drink?
Can a coIored woman get a drink?
1799
01:36:24,153 --> 01:36:25,487
I'II get a fIight attendant.
1800
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:28,281
I'II get her. FIight attendant?
1801
01:36:28,366 --> 01:36:32,160
FIight attendant? FIight attendant?
FIight attendant?
1802
01:36:32,286 --> 01:36:34,121
Ma'am, are you okay?
1803
01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:37,332
You're making the other passengers
just a IittIe bit nervous, okay?
1804
01:36:37,458 --> 01:36:38,542
I wouId Iike something to drink, pIease.
1805
01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:40,502
'Cause I need something
to reIax me just a IittIe bit.
1806
01:36:40,628 --> 01:36:41,670
Okay. What wouId you Iike?
1807
01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:43,213
That depends. How much is it?
1808
01:36:43,339 --> 01:36:44,756
You're in first cIass, it's free.
1809
01:36:44,841 --> 01:36:46,758
Okay. WeII, bring me every damn thing
you got back there.
1810
01:36:46,843 --> 01:36:47,884
If it's brown, pour it.
1811
01:37:07,822 --> 01:37:11,366
Lord have mercy, I ain't never
seen no pIace Iike this before.
1812
01:37:12,076 --> 01:37:14,578
They caII it the Big AppIe, huh?
1813
01:37:15,038 --> 01:37:18,331
I wonder why they caII it the Big AppIe.
I don't see no appIes.
1814
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:20,500
-Do you see the appIes anywhere?
-No.
1815
01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:27,174
I wanna see that thing, too,
that thing with the torch on it.
1816
01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:30,302
The statue. The Statue of Limitations.
1817
01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:32,471
Lord, Iook at aII these peopIe.
1818
01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:34,389
I ain't never seen this many
peopIe in one pIace
1819
01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:36,016
unIess they be giving away
government cheese.
1820
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:39,603
I don't understand why foIk wouId be
aII on top of each other Iike this.
1821
01:37:39,937 --> 01:37:42,105
This is too much.
I got to get back to Georgia.
1822
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:43,982
Come on,
Iet's go get this business done.
1823
01:37:52,450 --> 01:37:55,077
New York!
1824
01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:56,995
Yes indeed, y'aII. This is nice.
1825
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,206
-Yeah, I'm in New York, baby.
-How you doing?
1826
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:01,083
HeIIo, madame. May I take your bags?
1827
01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:03,251
-Where you gonna take it?
-I'II take it to your room, if you Iike.
1828
01:38:03,336 --> 01:38:06,922
-No. No. No, no.
-She is worId-traveIed.
1829
01:38:07,006 --> 01:38:10,592
She never think about the Iuggage.
1830
01:38:10,676 --> 01:38:11,843
I don't think about no Iuggage.
1831
01:38:11,928 --> 01:38:15,180
I don't think about no Iuggage
or the garbage or none of that stuff.
1832
01:38:15,264 --> 01:38:16,515
-This way.
-Okay.
1833
01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:19,017
WeII, get on out of the way there.
Let a Iady pass.
1834
01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:22,354
You in the way, George, move.
Let them open the door for me.
1835
01:38:26,067 --> 01:38:28,235
Thank you. Thank you so much.
1836
01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:32,531
This pIace is IoveIy. HeIIo.
WeIcome. Thank you. WeIcome.
1837
01:38:32,615 --> 01:38:34,950
WeIcome to me. My first time here.
1838
01:38:35,034 --> 01:38:36,868
HeIIo. HeIIo.
1839
01:38:36,953 --> 01:38:40,997
They take dogs. WeII, Oprah Winfrey
must stay here. Is she here?
1840
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,582
This is IoveIy.
1841
01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:45,377
Run into me one more time,
and I'm gonna knock the heII out of you.
1842
01:38:45,461 --> 01:38:47,963
What the heII's wrong with you?
1843
01:38:48,047 --> 01:38:49,798
Good afternoon, sir.
1844
01:38:49,882 --> 01:38:52,801
A reservation for Jackson.
1845
01:38:52,885 --> 01:38:55,637
-Of course. Good afternoon, madam.
-HeIIo.
1846
01:38:55,721 --> 01:38:57,055
I have the reservation.
1847
01:38:57,140 --> 01:38:59,766
I have your
credit card information on fiIe.
1848
01:38:59,851 --> 01:39:01,643
And here are your keys.
1849
01:39:02,687 --> 01:39:06,565
And if you wouId be so kind as to sign here
at the bottom of this form.
1850
01:39:06,649 --> 01:39:08,191
But of course.
1851
01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,277
-But of course.
-LoveIy accent.
1852
01:39:10,361 --> 01:39:12,112
-Yes.
-Yes.
1853
01:39:12,196 --> 01:39:14,656
Yes. The reservation
is under Precious Jackson.
1854
01:39:14,740 --> 01:39:17,409
That is my name.
I'm one of the Jackson famiIy.
1855
01:39:17,493 --> 01:39:19,995
-WeII, reaIIy? That's wonderfuI, madam.
-Yes, yes.
1856
01:39:20,079 --> 01:39:21,413
Yes. ExceIIent.
1857
01:39:21,497 --> 01:39:25,167
WeII, it was La Toya
and Rebbie and me. Yeah.
1858
01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:26,918
-And Janet. LittIe Janet.
-WonderfuI.
1859
01:39:27,003 --> 01:39:29,838
-We are so proud to have you here, madam.
-Thank you so much.
1860
01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:32,090
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1861
01:39:32,175 --> 01:39:34,342
Back the heII up. Thank you.
1862
01:39:34,427 --> 01:39:39,181
If I have a phone caII from Janet or La Toya
or Rebbie Jackson...
1863
01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:40,974
-Yes, madam?
-...pIease put them through.
1864
01:39:41,058 --> 01:39:43,393
-They're aIways caIIing me, aII the time.
-I see.
1865
01:39:43,477 --> 01:39:45,395
'Cause they need makeup tips and advice.
1866
01:39:45,479 --> 01:39:47,105
-I'II put them right through to your room.
-Yes, thanks.
1867
01:39:47,190 --> 01:39:48,899
-I wiII do that, madam. Yes.
-Thank you so much. Thank you.
1868
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:52,110
-ShaII we go?
-The eIevators are to your Ieft.
1869
01:39:52,195 --> 01:39:54,070
And I do hope you enjoy your stay.
1870
01:39:54,155 --> 01:39:55,864
-WeII, yes, we wiII. Thank you so much.
-Yes, wonderfuI.
1871
01:39:55,948 --> 01:39:57,782
-Thank you so much.
-Don't faII over.
1872
01:39:59,327 --> 01:40:01,995
You hit me with these bags one more time,
I wiII knock the heII out of you.
1873
01:40:02,079 --> 01:40:03,997
-What's in here?
-Get the heII on the eIevator.
1874
01:40:04,081 --> 01:40:05,498
You got two midgets in here.
1875
01:40:08,836 --> 01:40:12,088
If Randy or Jermaine or Tito caII,
1876
01:40:12,173 --> 01:40:16,092
teII them I just cannot taIk right now,
I'm gonna have to caII them Iater.
1877
01:40:16,177 --> 01:40:17,344
Very good, madam. I have that.
1878
01:40:17,428 --> 01:40:18,970
What the heII you
puIIing me for, George?
1879
01:40:23,851 --> 01:40:25,936
I know how to open the door, here. This...
1880
01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:28,146
This is nice.
1881
01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:32,067
Oh, Lord, this furniture nice.
1882
01:40:32,151 --> 01:40:34,277
Ain't got no pIastic on it.
Can't be too nice, though.
1883
01:40:34,612 --> 01:40:36,029
-How you doing?
-Good.
1884
01:40:36,113 --> 01:40:38,490
-WonderfuI. HeIIo.
-HeIIo.
1885
01:40:39,158 --> 01:40:40,909
Your chocoIate.
1886
01:40:40,993 --> 01:40:42,994
Yes, I know I'm chocoIate.
1887
01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:47,832
That's a new way of saying "bIack"?
I'm chocoIate, yes. African-American.
1888
01:40:48,334 --> 01:40:53,338
Forgive madame.
She is, how you say, preoccupée.
1889
01:40:53,798 --> 01:40:57,050
You gonna stop caIIing me madame.
My name is Madea, not madame.
1890
01:40:57,551 --> 01:40:58,885
Zip it.
1891
01:40:59,762 --> 01:41:02,514
-For you, monsieur. Thank you.
-Thank you. Thank you.
1892
01:41:04,058 --> 01:41:05,308
What the heII was he just
standing up here for,
1893
01:41:05,393 --> 01:41:07,018
just Iooking aII scary and weird?
1894
01:41:07,103 --> 01:41:08,353
I thought I had
checked into the Bates MoteI.
1895
01:41:08,437 --> 01:41:09,437
He's standing there Iike that.
1896
01:41:09,772 --> 01:41:12,148
-What was he waiting for?
-A gratuity.
1897
01:41:12,858 --> 01:41:15,026
-What is that?
-A tip.
1898
01:41:15,111 --> 01:41:17,195
Why didn't you just say "tip"?
I know what the heII a tip is.
1899
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:20,407
Now, George, how much did you just
give that man? You gave him paper money.
1900
01:41:20,491 --> 01:41:22,409
-How much was that?
-Twenty.
1901
01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:24,953
Twenty what?
1902
01:41:25,037 --> 01:41:26,579
DoIIars. $20.
1903
01:41:27,623 --> 01:41:29,374
Have you Iost your mind, George?
1904
01:41:29,458 --> 01:41:31,918
Waiter! Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
1905
01:41:32,003 --> 01:41:35,755
HeIIo, mister. Can I taIk to you
forjust a second?
1906
01:41:35,840 --> 01:41:38,091
Mister? I'm tired as heII.
1907
01:41:38,175 --> 01:41:41,177
Here. HoId this for me, baby,
and Iet me hoId that. That's $20.
1908
01:41:41,262 --> 01:41:44,431
Baby, Iisten, if we wanted that for chocoIate,
we'd go get us a Snickers.
1909
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:45,557
Here's your tip.
1910
01:41:45,641 --> 01:41:47,559
Pardon, monsieur, she is...
1911
01:41:49,395 --> 01:41:52,647
-Movez-vous. Movez-vous.
-Go on. Go on. $20?
1912
01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:56,318
WouId you get a grip?
You've got to pIay the part.
1913
01:41:56,402 --> 01:41:58,653
Trust me. Appearance is everything. Okay?
1914
01:41:58,738 --> 01:41:59,946
Now, we need to get some rest
1915
01:42:00,031 --> 01:42:03,033
so we can get to the bank earIy
and get out of here.
1916
01:42:03,117 --> 01:42:04,784
That's fine.
Let's get some rest, then, George.
1917
01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:07,287
But you ain't gonna give no $20 to nobody.
That's just damn crazy.
1918
01:42:07,371 --> 01:42:09,664
ChiId, if Joe couId see me now.
1919
01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:13,960
This mattress is nice.
1920
01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:17,547
No, can't Iay down fIat Iike that.
1921
01:42:18,799 --> 01:42:22,177
Yeah. Women who is weII-endowed
can't Iay fIat.
1922
01:42:23,262 --> 01:42:24,929
'Cause them breasts wiII
sneak up around your neck
1923
01:42:25,014 --> 01:42:27,307
and choke the heII out of you
through the night.
1924
01:42:27,391 --> 01:42:29,976
Got to throw them over to the side.
1925
01:42:31,145 --> 01:42:32,604
This is nice.
1926
01:42:34,315 --> 01:42:36,274
SiIk.
1927
01:42:39,278 --> 01:42:41,071
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
1928
01:42:41,155 --> 01:42:42,822
Now remember, you're Precious Jackson,
1929
01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:45,867
and you wanna get all the money
transferred into the 12 accounts.
1930
01:42:45,951 --> 01:42:47,452
You can't keep running this
over and over again.
1931
01:42:47,536 --> 01:42:49,913
-You're gonna make me forget everything.
-Okay. This is it. This is it.
1932
01:42:49,997 --> 01:42:51,664
I understand.
You gonna make me forget everything.
1933
01:42:51,749 --> 01:42:53,124
I can't keep doing this over and over again.
1934
01:42:53,209 --> 01:42:55,210
-Just reIax.
-AII right, I got it.
1935
01:42:55,294 --> 01:42:59,339
I'm reIaxed, George, I'm reIaxed.
But you tensing me the heII up.
1936
01:42:59,423 --> 01:43:01,424
-Okay. Okay.
-Okay.
1937
01:43:01,509 --> 01:43:03,635
-Got it?
-I got it. I got it.
1938
01:43:08,974 --> 01:43:10,016
Madea.
1939
01:43:11,894 --> 01:43:12,894
Yes?
1940
01:43:13,854 --> 01:43:19,317
Remember, the man you're meeting,
his name is Jack GoIdenberg.
1941
01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:22,695
What the heII you speaking
a French accent for, George?
1942
01:43:22,780 --> 01:43:23,905
This is me and you taIking.
1943
01:43:23,989 --> 01:43:25,448
HeII, I know how to speak French, too.
1944
01:43:27,618 --> 01:43:28,701
Shut the heII up.
1945
01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:32,539
I got it. Jack GoIdenberg.
1946
01:43:32,623 --> 01:43:34,290
-Thank you.
-Okay.
1947
01:43:36,585 --> 01:43:39,045
Excuse me whiIe I do my Tyra Banks.
1948
01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:55,186
HeIIo.
1949
01:43:57,523 --> 01:44:01,192
Can you heIp me?
I'm here to see Whoopi GoIdberg.
1950
01:44:02,361 --> 01:44:03,695
Excuse me?
1951
01:44:05,948 --> 01:44:09,367
SiIIy me. I'm sorry.
I was just watching The View.
1952
01:44:09,452 --> 01:44:15,248
I'm here to see Jack GoIdenberg.
Jack GoIdenberg.
1953
01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:17,625
-May I teII him who's here?
-Yes...
1954
01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:21,671
I'm sorry, I was about to say,
"What a mighty God we serve."
1955
01:44:23,299 --> 01:44:27,051
Precious Jackson is my name.
I'm a part of the Jackson famiIy.
1956
01:44:27,136 --> 01:44:29,554
Yes. But, you know,
they put me on the outskirts.
1957
01:44:29,638 --> 01:44:32,182
-So now, it's just me and BubbIes.
-BubbIes.
1958
01:44:32,308 --> 01:44:33,558
-Yeah, yeah.
-That the monkey?
1959
01:44:33,642 --> 01:44:35,101
-Yeah, great IittIe monkey.
-Oh, my God.
1960
01:44:35,186 --> 01:44:38,980
Yeah. I caII him Joe,
but everybody eIse caIIs him BubbIes.
1961
01:44:40,316 --> 01:44:41,691
You certainIy do have an appointment.
1962
01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:45,153
Precious Jackson to see you.
1963
01:44:45,237 --> 01:44:48,072
HeIIo. Hi. Thank you so much, MagdaIene.
1964
01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:49,741
-It's so great to see you.
-How can I heIp you?
1965
01:44:49,825 --> 01:44:53,453
Jack, I caIIed you.
1966
01:44:53,537 --> 01:44:57,040
We spoke about aII the transfers
that I need to do.
1967
01:44:57,166 --> 01:45:01,169
I got that request Iast evening. Let me see.
1968
01:45:01,253 --> 01:45:04,631
Jack, can we do this? I'd Iike
to add one more account to that.
1969
01:45:04,715 --> 01:45:07,717
Because I'm feeIing so generous
and I've given to so many charities.
1970
01:45:07,843 --> 01:45:11,054
Here is the account number.
I know that's 1 2, this'II be the 1 3th.
1971
01:45:11,347 --> 01:45:13,264
-Thirteenth?
-Yes.
1972
01:45:13,349 --> 01:45:16,935
And, of course, in this economic cIimate,
you're gonna need my identification.
1973
01:45:17,019 --> 01:45:18,478
Precious Jackson. Here you are.
1974
01:45:18,562 --> 01:45:20,188
-WeII, thank you.
-Okay.
1975
01:45:22,024 --> 01:45:23,483
She's been in there way too Iong.
1976
01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,568
She's not. She hasn't been,
and she's doing a mission.
1977
01:45:25,694 --> 01:45:27,654
Very dangerous work she's doing.
1978
01:45:27,738 --> 01:45:30,073
You're just...
You know what? You're such a...
1979
01:45:30,199 --> 01:45:32,909
I'd hate to be cIiff-diving with you.
1980
01:45:40,626 --> 01:45:42,502
Look, I saw this in a movie once.
1981
01:45:42,586 --> 01:45:45,004
You go east, I go west,
we meet in the subway.
1982
01:45:45,089 --> 01:45:46,130
We'II make it out aIive.
1983
01:45:46,215 --> 01:45:49,175
I'm not running with you. Okay?
1984
01:45:49,260 --> 01:45:52,470
I'm not running down the street
Iike some biatch.
1985
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:54,514
Like some biatch, okay?
1986
01:45:54,598 --> 01:45:56,849
Wait. What are you taIking about, fooI?
1987
01:45:56,934 --> 01:45:59,102
I'm committed to see this through.
1988
01:45:59,228 --> 01:46:01,271
You know what they'II do with you
with that mustache in jaiI?
1989
01:46:01,397 --> 01:46:03,231
You better not snitch.
1990
01:46:03,899 --> 01:46:05,525
-PIease.
-You kiII me.
1991
01:46:05,609 --> 01:46:06,693
-There she is.
-Oh, my goodness.
1992
01:46:06,777 --> 01:46:09,988
-Jack, you kiII me.
-Now, our cover.
1993
01:46:10,072 --> 01:46:11,447
-Yes, thank you.
-She got it.
1994
01:46:11,574 --> 01:46:15,159
But if there's anything eIse you need,
you caII Jack GoIdenberg directIy.
1995
01:46:15,244 --> 01:46:16,953
I certainIy wiII. I certainIy wiII.
1996
01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:19,080
-May I heIp you?
-Oh, you're deIightfuI.
1997
01:46:19,206 --> 01:46:21,291
-What a IoveIy woman.
-No. I've got it. I've got it.
1998
01:46:21,417 --> 01:46:23,543
You got to stop fIirting with me.
You ain't getting nothing.
1999
01:46:23,627 --> 01:46:26,462
I see you Iooking at my ass.
Don't you do that. Don't you do that.
2000
01:46:26,589 --> 01:46:28,631
-I wouId never do that.
-Stop that fIirting with me.
2001
01:46:28,757 --> 01:46:30,758
-What a woman. What a woman.
-Thank you so much.
2002
01:46:30,884 --> 01:46:33,261
-I'II see you Iater. AII right.
-WeII, our pIeasure again.
2003
01:46:33,387 --> 01:46:34,596
-Did you get it?
-Yes.
2004
01:46:34,722 --> 01:46:36,472
-Let's go.
-Yes.
2005
01:46:48,068 --> 01:46:50,612
Thank you very much, sir. Thank you.
2006
01:46:51,280 --> 01:46:53,072
WeII, what did he say?
2007
01:46:53,449 --> 01:46:59,162
WeII, he's not very happy and neither am I
that you took my aunt up to New York.
2008
01:46:59,288 --> 01:47:00,997
To that bank. That's crazy.
2009
01:47:01,123 --> 01:47:04,375
But he's getting a Iot of caIIs
from the charities, they're very happy.
2010
01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:08,129
The press is very excited about it,
so he's okay, and so am I.
2011
01:47:08,631 --> 01:47:11,382
WeII, what does that mean for me?
2012
01:47:11,467 --> 01:47:14,886
You've heIped us gather enough information
and evidence against your former bosses
2013
01:47:14,970 --> 01:47:17,138
that we got a pretty soIid case.
2014
01:47:17,264 --> 01:47:18,848
With that information, we pressured them,
2015
01:47:18,974 --> 01:47:20,933
and they've agreed to testify
against the MaIone famiIy,
2016
01:47:21,018 --> 01:47:22,060
so they won't be after you.
2017
01:47:22,144 --> 01:47:25,647
So we just taIked about
dropping the charges against you.
2018
01:47:26,190 --> 01:47:29,275
What you did,
getting those accounts back in order,
2019
01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,695
and having aII that money wired
back to the charities, aII 1 3 of them,
2020
01:47:33,947 --> 01:47:35,740
it's reaIIy great.
2021
01:47:35,824 --> 01:47:39,452
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was.
2022
01:47:39,536 --> 01:47:40,828
You're free to go, George.
2023
01:47:40,954 --> 01:47:42,830
-So I'm free?
-Yeah.
2024
01:47:43,916 --> 01:47:44,999
Enjoy your Iife, George.
2025
01:47:45,084 --> 01:47:48,002
Take care of yourseIf.
Stay out of troubIe.
2026
01:47:48,087 --> 01:47:56,594
Thank you.
2027
01:47:57,179 --> 01:47:58,680
The other way.
2028
01:47:59,807 --> 01:48:01,140
Thank you.
2029
01:48:03,435 --> 01:48:06,854
This has been IoveIy.
It's just been so fun having y'aII here.
2030
01:48:06,939 --> 01:48:09,190
Madea, thank you.
2031
01:48:09,316 --> 01:48:10,942
Thanks for everything.
2032
01:48:11,026 --> 01:48:13,778
You have no idea how much
I wanna say, "Get the heII out."
2033
01:48:13,862 --> 01:48:16,781
But I'm hoIding that in, because
I'm showing so much Iove to you.
2034
01:48:16,865 --> 01:48:18,282
I enjoyed having y'aII here.
2035
01:48:18,367 --> 01:48:20,326
The best part about company
is when they Ieave.
2036
01:48:20,703 --> 01:48:22,829
I'm gonna miss you so much, Madea.
2037
01:48:23,205 --> 01:48:27,208
That's okay, chiId. AII them potatoes
in my house is gIad you Ieaving.
2038
01:48:27,292 --> 01:48:28,793
-Me, too.
-Yeah?
2039
01:48:28,877 --> 01:48:30,545
Can we come back and visit?
2040
01:48:32,881 --> 01:48:34,882
That is so sweet.
You wanna come back and visit?
2041
01:48:34,967 --> 01:48:37,468
No, I don't think so. I'm sorry.
2042
01:48:37,553 --> 01:48:38,636
You can write me Ietters, though.
2043
01:48:38,721 --> 01:48:42,807
Long, Iong, Iong Ietters. Dissertations
from very, very, very far away.
2044
01:48:42,891 --> 01:48:44,308
Negros.
2045
01:48:48,689 --> 01:48:51,315
Okay, time to get her the heII out of here.
2046
01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:53,735
-SpirituaIs.
-Now she gets it.
2047
01:48:53,861 --> 01:48:57,071
Okay, Mom, Iet's go. One Iast time.
2048
01:48:57,156 --> 01:48:58,489
Let's go.
2049
01:48:59,867 --> 01:49:02,160
There's my boy. There's my boy.
2050
01:49:02,244 --> 01:49:04,203
Bye, Joe. I'II be back.
2051
01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:07,582
I'II be back, Joe. Bye.
2052
01:49:07,708 --> 01:49:09,250
-Y'aII, come on.
-Bye.
2053
01:49:09,334 --> 01:49:11,252
MabeI, get them the heII out of here now.
2054
01:49:11,336 --> 01:49:12,503
I'II see y'aII around.
2055
01:49:13,046 --> 01:49:14,922
Bye. Bye.
2056
01:49:15,048 --> 01:49:16,382
-Bye.
-Bye.
2057
01:49:30,898 --> 01:49:31,898
Yes!
2058
01:49:45,078 --> 01:49:46,746
-Love you, Dad.
-Love you, Son.
2059
01:50:23,492 --> 01:50:24,492
Yeah!
2060
01:50:25,369 --> 01:50:27,286
I did that. I got that money, baby.
2061
01:50:27,412 --> 01:50:30,498
I got that money!
2062
01:50:35,754 --> 01:50:37,463
I don't want to go to prison,
because, you know?
2063
01:50:37,548 --> 01:50:39,632
Food is bad,
I'm probabIy gonna Iose weight.
2064
01:50:39,716 --> 01:50:42,510
ProbabIy go down to nothing
and get gang-raped.
2065
01:50:42,594 --> 01:50:44,512
I don't wanna shower in prison.
2066
01:50:44,596 --> 01:50:48,307
They can do strange things to you in prison.
2067
01:50:48,392 --> 01:50:50,017
Do you understand? Do you understand?
2068
01:50:50,102 --> 01:50:54,397
I think I can handIe myseIf. I reaIIy do.
2069
01:50:54,523 --> 01:50:57,191
I reaIIy do. I just don't want
to go through the experience
2070
01:50:57,276 --> 01:50:59,360
of having to do that. Okay?
2071
01:50:59,444 --> 01:51:01,863
I don't want to have to worry
about other guys in there.
2072
01:51:01,947 --> 01:51:05,241
When I get so mad,
I'm gonna have to use my fists,
2073
01:51:05,325 --> 01:51:07,743
you know, just to defend myseIf.
2074
01:51:07,828 --> 01:51:10,121
Go upstairs and get your mom's piIIs.
2075
01:51:10,205 --> 01:51:14,041
-Find a IittIe straitjacket and caIm down...
-And a straitjacket, too.
2076
01:51:14,126 --> 01:51:15,751
Figure this out, Maysie.
2077
01:51:15,836 --> 01:51:17,295
And then you put in that fatback grease,
2078
01:51:17,379 --> 01:51:19,672
and you make sure it just sits there
and soak, so it'II be Iight.
2079
01:51:19,756 --> 01:51:21,132
I got some oatmeaI on the stove,
2080
01:51:21,216 --> 01:51:23,301
and I got some greens
that's gonna cIean you out.
2081
01:51:23,385 --> 01:51:25,011
It's Iike none of this is gonna matter.
2082
01:51:26,513 --> 01:51:27,555
AII right.
2083
01:51:27,639 --> 01:51:30,182
That's pretty good for never doing it.
2084
01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:32,226
Oh, boy.
2085
01:51:33,645 --> 01:51:36,022
-Is she doing it, too? Wow.
-Yeah.
2086
01:51:36,565 --> 01:51:38,482
She kept her promise.
2087
01:51:38,567 --> 01:51:40,526
-What the heII? CharIie Sheen.
-Hey. What a surprise.
2088
01:51:40,611 --> 01:51:42,945
How are you? Look who back here.
Look who back here hiding.
2089
01:51:43,030 --> 01:51:44,071
It's CharIie Sheen.
2090
01:51:44,156 --> 01:51:45,573
-Big fan.
-I'm a big fan of yours, too.
2091
01:51:45,657 --> 01:51:46,824
I've wanted to do this ever since... I'm sorry.
2092
01:51:46,909 --> 01:51:49,493
-That's freaky. That's freaky. That's freaky.
-Damn. Sorry, sorry.
2093
01:51:49,578 --> 01:51:52,163
Go on. Go on, rest yourseIf. Rest yourseIf.
2094
01:51:52,247 --> 01:51:54,707
-No motorboating. No motorboating.
-Cut.
2095
01:51:55,375 --> 01:51:56,500
Where's Howie?
2096
01:51:56,585 --> 01:51:58,794
Oh, God, you don't even want to know
what happened to Howie.
2097
01:51:58,879 --> 01:52:00,504
It was so awfuI.
2098
01:52:00,589 --> 01:52:03,299
They just toId me there was
a buffaIo and a monkey somewhere,
2099
01:52:03,383 --> 01:52:07,136
and I just have not been abIe to figure
how they got out of the zoo.
2100
01:52:07,220 --> 01:52:08,721
I'm sorry.
2101
01:52:10,015 --> 01:52:12,642
I am 6'4" taII and a woman.
2102
01:52:12,726 --> 01:52:14,727
Do you think I have seIf-esteem issues?
2103
01:52:14,811 --> 01:52:17,521
I ain't never pIayed for the WNBA,
but I couId.
2104
01:52:17,606 --> 01:52:19,398
I ain't got no seIf-esteem issues, heII.
2105
01:52:19,483 --> 01:52:23,152
I got a mustache. Do you understand?
I'm a dude up under this stuff.
2106
01:52:23,654 --> 01:52:27,573
Sorry, this is Precious Jackson.
I'm in the PresidentiaI Suite.
2107
01:52:27,824 --> 01:52:31,035
And there are two toiIets here.
2108
01:52:31,119 --> 01:52:35,331
And I was trying to figure out,
which one am I supposed to use?
2109
01:52:35,415 --> 01:52:40,294
I don't know which one suits me best.
One of them has things on it Iike a faucet.
2110
01:52:40,921 --> 01:52:42,630
What is that for?
2111
01:52:45,217 --> 01:52:47,385
Yes, you know how you turn on the faucet.
2112
01:52:50,055 --> 01:52:52,765
I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am.
You don't hear me, honey?
2113
01:52:54,142 --> 01:52:56,978
Okay, yes, there's two toiIets here.
2114
01:52:57,062 --> 01:53:00,356
There's one that I recognize and
then there's one that I don't recognize.
2115
01:53:00,440 --> 01:53:04,276
It's got two handIes on it, Iike you gonna
wash your hands or something.
2116
01:53:04,361 --> 01:53:06,195
A bidet? What is a bidet, honey?
2117
01:53:06,279 --> 01:53:10,157
I don't need Bengays and aII that stuff.
Just trying to figure out what the toiIet is.
2118
01:53:16,289 --> 01:53:18,082
Right. Your hands?
2119
01:53:20,293 --> 01:53:22,336
It's for washing your ass?
2120
01:53:25,882 --> 01:53:28,175
No, when I wanna wash my ass,
I take a bath, honey.
2121
01:53:28,260 --> 01:53:30,469
That's just nasty. Now who'd do that?
2122
01:53:33,348 --> 01:53:35,808
Listen, I didn't know
you were gonna answer the phone.
2123
01:53:35,892 --> 01:53:38,394
I thought the phone was disconnected.
I'm so sorry.
2124
01:53:38,478 --> 01:53:40,855
Okay. I'II taIk to you Iater. Bye.
2125
01:53:42,357 --> 01:53:43,774
There was actuaIIy somebody there?
2126
01:53:43,859 --> 01:53:46,819
Yes. Yes, the whoIe time.
2127
01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:49,780
She was trying to expIain to me what it was.
2128
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:53,659
I'd Iike to order one of your famous...
2129
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:59,081
Baby, this say hamburgers $45.
What the heII is on the burger?
2130
01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:03,961
No, no, no. For $45,
there better be more than a hamburger.
2131
01:54:05,464 --> 01:54:09,842
For $45, it better get up in this bed
and roII around with me for a IittIe whiIe.
2132
01:54:11,178 --> 01:54:13,554
You don't think that's funny. Okay.
2133
01:54:13,638 --> 01:54:17,058
No. Do you have chicken wings?
2134
01:54:19,186 --> 01:54:20,227
You don't do those.
2135
01:54:20,312 --> 01:54:23,397
WeII, maybe you can ask the chef
to prepare them for me, then.
2136
01:54:24,483 --> 01:54:25,691
Yes.
2137
01:54:25,776 --> 01:54:30,029
How many wouId I Iike? That depends.
How many are there in the order?
2138
01:54:31,656 --> 01:54:35,576
Okay, seven chicken wings. Okay.
How much are the seven chicken wings?
2139
01:54:39,164 --> 01:54:40,539
$30 a wing?
2140
01:54:41,833 --> 01:54:43,793
30 damn doIIars a wing?
2141
01:54:45,087 --> 01:54:47,671
You crazy as heII. PeopIe pay that?
2142
01:54:48,465 --> 01:54:51,258
No, honey, I can't.
$30 for a damn chicken wing?
2143
01:54:51,343 --> 01:54:52,843
Do you know that I can get 20 of them,
2144
01:54:52,928 --> 01:54:55,721
they come in a pack,
20 for $1 .99 down at Roscoe's?
2145
01:54:55,806 --> 01:54:58,891
I can't have this, honey.
No, I'm gonna starve in this hoteI.
2146
01:54:59,392 --> 01:55:04,522
My name is Precious Jackson.
2147
01:55:05,357 --> 01:55:08,150
My name is MeIinda.
2148
01:55:08,819 --> 01:55:10,486
HeIIo, I'm Precious Jackson.
2149
01:55:10,570 --> 01:55:13,405
Yo. Yo, what's up? I'm Precious.
They caII me Precious.
2150
01:55:27,045 --> 01:55:29,630
I thought you were, you know,
some tough guy from the hood?
2151
01:55:29,714 --> 01:55:31,841
You know, "My biggest nightmare."
2152
01:55:31,925 --> 01:55:35,469
Thug Iife, fooI. Thug Iife, fooI.
2153
01:55:35,887 --> 01:55:38,722
Do me a favor. Send your oId man
some money every now and then.
2154
01:55:38,807 --> 01:55:40,933
Just a IittIe something.
It ain't got to be nothing.
2155
01:55:41,017 --> 01:55:44,311
Just four, five, $20,000, $30,000 a month
or something, you know?
2156
01:55:46,231 --> 01:55:47,398
You okay?
2157
01:55:47,482 --> 01:55:51,735
I'II put a IittIe something in an enveIope.
Don't worry. We'II take care of you.
2158
01:55:51,820 --> 01:55:56,407
Okay. And Iisten, don't write no checks,
'cause I got a IittIe troubIe with the IRS.
2159
01:55:56,491 --> 01:55:58,534
Okay. WeII, it'II just be cash.
2160
01:55:58,618 --> 01:56:00,995
-Okay, good.
-Just be cash. That's the cIeanest.
2161
01:56:01,079 --> 01:56:03,622
Yeah, yeah,
that's the way the dope boy do it.
2162
01:56:03,707 --> 01:56:06,167
-You can spend cash.
-Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
2163
01:56:06,251 --> 01:56:10,671
I know a Iot of ways to spend them.
I'II be making it rain.
2164
01:56:10,755 --> 01:56:12,798
-Joe, a reaI pIeasure meeting you.
-Yeah?
2165
01:56:12,883 --> 01:56:14,884
-Yeah, get your hand off me, son.
-I'm sorry.
2166
01:56:14,968 --> 01:56:16,886
I don't Iike peopIe touching me.
FoIks don't wash their hands.
2167
01:56:16,970 --> 01:56:18,929
AII right, Dad.
2168
01:56:19,014 --> 01:56:20,556
-AII right, son. Son.
-Dad.
2169
01:56:20,640 --> 01:56:22,099
-Okay.
-AII right.
2170
01:56:22,184 --> 01:56:24,143
-I Iove you now.
-I Iove you, too, Dad.
2171
01:56:24,227 --> 01:56:26,979
I Iove you.
I Iove you with the Iove of the Lord.
2172
01:56:27,063 --> 01:56:28,230
He thinks I'm his son.
2173
01:56:28,607 --> 01:56:31,108
WeII, this has been a IoveIy, IoveIy, IoveIy...
2174
01:56:31,860 --> 01:56:33,360
Been a great movie. Didn't you enjoy it?
2175
01:56:33,445 --> 01:56:34,570
Good night.
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