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Morning, Mom.
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Hey, I need my permission slip signed
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for my field trip next week.
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No slip, no trip.
No trip, I flip.
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Kind of busy here.
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So am I.
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I mean, I have a test to study for,
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a paper to write, and I
still find time to bug you.
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Sweetie, I run an accounting firm,
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I take care of two kids, cook, clean,
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do the laundry, and have
to convince your father
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his hair isn't thinning.
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You really want to compete with me?
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I get it. You're busy.
I'll just sign it for you.
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No, K.C., you really shouldn't... Wow!
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You do my signature better than I do.
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Is there anything you aren't good at?
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Yes, failing!
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Well, you're just perfect, aren't ya?
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Well, I am Mom and Dad's favorite.
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( laughs )
Yeah, right.
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There's my K.C.!
My pride and joy...
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Uh... Hello?
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Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
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You guys want to laugh?
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K.C. thinks
she's your favorite.
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Funny, right?
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Right? Mom?
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Oh, hey, Ernie.
Didn't see you there.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Just because K.C.
has an A average,
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she's a black belt in karate, and she
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single-handedly
retrofitted the whole house
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to run on solar power,
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doesn't mean you're not
as good as... ( toaster rings )
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Hey, look, breakfast is ready!
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So, I'm thinking tonight you come over,
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hack into the school's network
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and switch all the cute boys
into my classes.
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Okay.
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Marisa, as much
as I enjoy risking expulsion
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so that you can get a date,
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tonight is a school night and...
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Please don't say it.
I need to study.
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She said it.
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Okay. How many times
do we have to go over this?
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Study, bad.
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Party, good.
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The first dance of the year
is Friday night
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and we are going.
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♪ And we're gonna
get all boom, boom pretty on ♪
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♪ Shakira, I hear ya
Shakira, I hear ya ♪
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♪ ( indistinct )
My hips... My hips... ♪
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Marisa. Marisa. Marisa.
Yeah.
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Half of the school is now staring at us.
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How embarrassing.
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Why isn't the other half staring?
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Okay, look, the point is
even if I wanted to go,
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which I don't,
I have a robotics club meeting
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Friday night.
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Ugh, come on, K.C.,
you're going to that dance
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and having some fun.
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Yes, because there's nothing more fun
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than sitting around and watching you flirt
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with guys all night,
waiting for one to talk to me...
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which thankfully never happens.
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Because every time
I do trying talk to a guy,
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I just come off
sound like a complete idiot.
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I mean, my brain says
something really cute
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and funny, but my mouth is
just kind of like,
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"Blah blahbitty
blah blah blah."
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Oh, come on!
You are exaggerating.
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How are you doing, Marisa?
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Oh, hey, Ryan, cute jacket.
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Thanks.
Hey, K.C..
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Hey jacket, cute jacket.
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I mean, hey cute, Ryan jacket.
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Hey, j... Oh, just kill me.
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I'm worried about K.C..
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I... I just hope testing her
is the right thing to do.
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It's all going to be okay.
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She's never met a test she couldn't ace.
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Ha ha ha...
Takes after her old man.
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She sure does.
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Oh, here she comes.
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K.C.?
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My name is Wally.
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I'm with a secret government agency.
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It can't be that much of a secret
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if you go around telling people.
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This is my ID.
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You need to come with me.
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Okay.
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Uh, I think you have
the wrong K.C..
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Let me just show you my ID.
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Oh!
My belly button!
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I think you just turned
my outie into an innie!
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Ow! Ow!
Let me go!
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Please stop that!
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Ow!
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Help!
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Help!
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Let me go!
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Okay, uh... the police just got here...
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and they said that
they're going to wait outside
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and give you one last chance to let me go,
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and if you do... they won't be mad.
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Man, this is gonna hurt.
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Okay, seriously,
I can't just hang here all day.
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Stand back! All right?
I watch reality shows.
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I will scratch your eyes out
and scar you emotionally.
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One minute, forty two seconds.
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A new record!
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Okay, I don't know
what is wrong with you people,
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but if you think my parents are gonna pay
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some big ransom, you are sadly mistaken.
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Okay.
They are not rich.
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They are just boring accountants.
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Now, I wouldn't say we're boring.
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And accounting isn't our only job.
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Honey, we're also spies.
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And we need your help on a mission.
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What?
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Okay, so let me just get this straight.
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Um, basically, you guys have
been lying to me my entire life.
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Honey, we wanted
to tell you we were spies,
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but we weren't allowed to.
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Well, we could have, but then
we would've had to kill you.
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You guys are joking, right?
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Yeah. Okay.
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I just don't get it.
Why me? I'm j...
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What were you guys talking about?
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TOGETHER:
Nothing!
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Are you planning a surprise party for me?
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I knew you guys wouldn't
forget my birthday... again.
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But why me?
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I'm just a regular kid.
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A regular kid?
No.
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We had you tested when you were three,
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you were certified a genius.
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You used to read us bedtime stories.
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Shakespeare.
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Wait, I'm a...
I'm a genius?
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Why didn't you guys tell me that?
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Because we didn't want you
to get a big head...
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which, according to the tests,
you already have,
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because your brain is so big.
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And let's face it, sweetie, you kick butt!
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Your first lesson at "Karate Kiddies"
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when you were five, you crushed
your sensei's windpipe.
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Wa... You guys said
he choked on a raisin.
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Again...
Whoa.
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Plus, you're perfect for this mission,
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because you go to Hamilton High.
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Our intel shows one of the students
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is an undercover teen spy
working for the other side.
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Now, we need someone
on the inside we can trust.
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Your mission,
if you choose to accept it...
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( giggles )
I love saying that.
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It gets old, baby.
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Is to identify that spy
and recover the code
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for a new virus that jams cell towers,
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rendering every mobile device useless,
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thus creating worldwide havoc.
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You mean it all goes down?
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No texting, no selfies,
no super cute kitten pics...
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no checking in?
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If I go somewhere and I can't check in,
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how will I even know that I was there?
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Tell me about it.
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But, sweetie, you can help stop the virus.
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So, what do you say, K.C.?
Are you in?
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Oh, hey!
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Any chance you changed your mind about
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going to the dance? Because
a lot of cute boys are going!
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Please.
Marisa,
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you know that school dances
are not my thing.
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Plus, I have way too much going on to be
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worrying about meeting some... Boy!
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Who is that boy?
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Lincoln Treadwell.
He just moved to D.C.
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From where?
Heaven?
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Wait, um, just
moved to D.C.?
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Wow, this mission is
gonna be a lot more fun
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than I thought it would be.
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What do you mean?
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( beeps )
Nothing.
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Oh, sorry, I can't eat with you.
I have to go to detention.
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Wait. You're
in trouble again?
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
It's a dedication ceremony.
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They're naming the room after me.
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Of course I'm in trouble.
( laughs )
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Hey, Reena.
How you doing?
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Let me guess, you don't have
anyone to sit with,
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so you figured sitting
with the girl sitting by
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herself in a wheelchair
was better than sitting alone?
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I would not have put it
that way, but okay.
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Well, too bad!
I'm saving these seats.
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Sure, you are.
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Ermahgerd, Reena!
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Why is that annoybot sitting in my seat?
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Hi, Julie.
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Uh, my name's not Julie,
it's Juli. J-U-L-I.
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No E!
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I was just leaving, Juli no E.
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And, by the way, not only do you
have no 'e', but you have no class.
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Uh, of course I have
no class. It's lunch.
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Activate eavesdrop mode.
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( beeping and whirring )
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The code for the cell tower
jamming program
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is embedded in a smart phone.
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Your contact will hand off
at the school dance...
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Friday night.
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That's too bad.
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I was just about to post
really cute selfie.
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You and me, both, brother.
You and me both.
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Dad, come in, Dad.
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Hi, honey.
Hologram-high-five.
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( guffaws )
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I pull that on all the rookies.
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So, what do you got?
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I spotted the target.
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He's going by the name
of Lincoln Treadwell.
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He's tall and he's cute
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and his hair is all...
not important.
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The virus is embedded in a phone
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that he is receiving at the school dance.
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Good work!
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So, now what do I do?
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Well, you need to get Lincoln
to ask you to the dance,
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so you can stay close to him
until you recover that phone.
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Go with him?
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Like on a... a date?
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Oh, don't tell me you've never had a date.
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No, I haven't.
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Because someone told me I
wasn't allowed to until I was 18.
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Well, excuse me
if I don't want my little girl
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to grow up too soon.
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Now, when you go to the dance,
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don't forget to bring your ninja stars,
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your brass knuckles and stun gun.
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I need all that for my first mission?
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No, for your first date.
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Dad, out.
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( sighs ) Well, if he
likes girls like Juli,
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I'll just be like Juli.
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Oh my god, Lincoln!
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I'm K.C., no 'e'.
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No, wait, there is an 'e', but
it's after an 'I', like 'I' before 'e, '
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except after 'c'... except
in this case, it is after a 'c'.
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So much for rules.
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Anywho.
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Um, you're, like new and stuff,
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00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,675
and there's this dance Friday night.
256
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,216
What do you say we, like, go together?
257
00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:34,217
I know the electric cha-cha slide.
258
00:13:35,136 --> 00:13:36,428
Cha-cha.
259
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:44,778
Whoa, that... that is tempting, but... no.
260
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,403
Ermahgerd.
261
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,292
What was I thinking?
You know what?
262
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,167
I wasn't thinking
because if I was thinking,
263
00:14:01,168 --> 00:14:02,667
I would've never agreed to all this.
264
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:04,240
Been there.
265
00:14:04,241 --> 00:14:07,241
Said the same thing
as I was walking down the aisle.
266
00:14:08,091 --> 00:14:10,212
Excuse me?
I meant the first time.
267
00:14:10,213 --> 00:14:12,587
Excuse me?
268
00:14:12,588 --> 00:14:14,295
Not now, honey.
269
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:15,462
You were saying?
270
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,699
I blew my mission, because I am too...
271
00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:21,012
( door closes )
272
00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:25,929
Too busy whispering to remember
to pick me up from school... again?
273
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,054
Why didn't you call?
274
00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:28,147
I did.
275
00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:31,122
Eighty-three times.
Call a brother back.
276
00:14:31,123 --> 00:14:34,747
Oh, that was you?
I didn't recognize your number.
277
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:35,748
( groans )
278
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:42,038
Look, I blew my mission,
because I am too pathetic
279
00:14:42,039 --> 00:14:43,705
to get a guy to go to a dance with me.
280
00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,038
I made a complete fool out of myself.
281
00:14:46,039 --> 00:14:47,538
And the worse part is I can't even talk
282
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:48,872
to my best friend about it.
283
00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:52,663
Sure you can.
I'm listening.
284
00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,080
Dad, I am talking about Marisa.
285
00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:56,872
I get it, sweetheart.
286
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:58,330
It's not easy leading a double life.
287
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,247
I'm 16, I haven't even figured out
288
00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:01,747
how to live one life.
289
00:15:01,748 --> 00:15:04,247
You know, you can still go to the dance
290
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,538
and complete your mission.
291
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:07,163
The K.C. I know
never gives up.
292
00:15:07,164 --> 00:15:08,872
Don't forget, your country needs you.
293
00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:12,122
No. You guys cannot keep
putting that pressure on me.
294
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:15,080
Look, I am not some spy girl, okay?
295
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,163
I am just a girl.
An ordinary girl.
296
00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:19,997
No, you're not.
297
00:15:19,998 --> 00:15:22,288
You're...
you're extraordinary.
298
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,913
Oh, look, I know
you guys keep saying that.
299
00:15:23,914 --> 00:15:26,288
But I don't feel extraordinary, okay?
300
00:15:26,289 --> 00:15:27,701
I just feel overwhelmed.
301
00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:33,205
You know what?
Forget this spy stuff, okay?
302
00:15:33,206 --> 00:15:35,831
I'm done.
Done.
303
00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:42,497
Fine, it's your decision.
304
00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:44,997
But you really disappointed us.
305
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:46,763
We expected
more from you, K.C.
306
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:56,498
I guess we see more in you
than you see in yourself.
307
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,747
Hey, Marisa, it's me.
308
00:16:12,748 --> 00:16:14,663
Um...
309
00:16:14,664 --> 00:16:18,163
Let's say I actually wanted to
go to this dance Friday night.
310
00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:20,247
What would I wear?
311
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:22,705
Marisa? Hello?
312
00:16:22,706 --> 00:16:24,663
Sorry, I took so long.
313
00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:26,205
Okay, so this one will show off your legs,
314
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,038
but this one will bring out your eyes.
315
00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:30,687
Hold these, I've got
to go back for the shoes.
316
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:34,789
She's a girl!
She's a girl!
317
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,830
Wow! Look at you!
318
00:16:50,831 --> 00:16:52,288
Thanks!
319
00:16:52,289 --> 00:16:54,623
Wasn't a compliment, Sweetie.
320
00:17:04,873 --> 00:17:06,330
( clicking )
321
00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:09,289
Initiating fart sequence.
Silent but deadly mode.
322
00:17:11,456 --> 00:17:12,456
( beeps )
323
00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:20,331
Eww!
324
00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:26,372
It wasn't me!
I swear!
325
00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:29,247
Sorry, the one who smelt it, dealt it.
326
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,705
That is nasty!
Ugh!
327
00:17:32,706 --> 00:17:35,247
( yelping )
328
00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:38,414
Bye, Sweetie.
No 'e'.
329
00:17:45,581 --> 00:17:47,705
I guess your date had to go.
330
00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,705
If you want, you can hang with me.
331
00:17:49,706 --> 00:17:51,580
Okay.
332
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:52,581
That'd be cool.
333
00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:01,455
( both beep )
334
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,456
( beeping and whirring )
335
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,163
Whatchya looking for?
336
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:14,247
Nothing.
What are you looking for?
337
00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:16,081
Nothing.
338
00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:21,747
( beeping intensifies )
339
00:18:21,748 --> 00:18:23,330
I'll be right back.
I'll go with you.
340
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:24,747
You can't.
Why not?
341
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:25,747
It's something I have to do alone.
342
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:29,163
Like what? Like... Go to the boys' room.
343
00:18:29,164 --> 00:18:32,206
I can go to the...
I'll be right here.
344
00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:39,101
( beeping intensifies )
345
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,205
( sighs ) K.C.,
I am so happy you're here.
346
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:54,206
And look at you.
You look absolutely... perfect.
347
00:18:58,039 --> 00:19:00,205
What exactly is up with you?
348
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,788
I mean, I haven't seen you this happy
349
00:19:01,789 --> 00:19:04,581
since your parents pulled you
out of that all girls school.
350
00:19:04,664 --> 00:19:06,206
It's just a dance.
351
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,747
You're my best friend.
352
00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,372
And now my little antisocial caterpillar
353
00:19:12,373 --> 00:19:15,788
is transforming into a
beautiful, outgoing butterfly.
354
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,247
Oh!
355
00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,538
I'm back.
356
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,539
Wow, you work quick, Butterfly!
357
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:23,830
Time for me to spread my own wings.
358
00:19:23,831 --> 00:19:24,873
Hi.
359
00:19:29,873 --> 00:19:32,123
( tango music playing )
360
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,255
Ugh, how lame.
361
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:38,130
Like anyone knows how to dance to this?
362
00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:39,297
I do.
I do.
363
00:19:39,298 --> 00:19:42,048
Me too!
Me too!
364
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:46,422
I learned it from watching one of those
365
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:49,463
celebrity dancing shows.
366
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,464
Want to?
Sure.
367
00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:20,963
You're a spy.
So are you.
368
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:23,380
I'm taking you in.
369
00:20:23,381 --> 00:20:25,963
No, I'm taking you in...
370
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:28,729
even though I don't know
where "in" actually is.
371
00:20:31,073 --> 00:20:32,485
I can't blow my cover...
372
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:36,173
but I can dip you.
373
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,238
Wow.
374
00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:58,063
This is so not what I thought my
first school dance would be like.
375
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,238
No way!
376
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,447
This was my first school dance, too.
377
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:04,280
Really?
I actually had fun.
378
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:05,947
You know, up until you picked me up
379
00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:09,184
and threw me over your shoulder
like a sack of potatoes.
380
00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:12,139
Okay, that wasn't so bad either.
381
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:15,630
Just so you know, I really wanted to go
382
00:21:15,631 --> 00:21:17,838
to the dance with you,
but I... I couldn't.
383
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,588
You know, orders.
384
00:21:20,589 --> 00:21:22,588
Wait. Why?
385
00:21:22,589 --> 00:21:25,046
I acted like a total dork
when I asked you to the dance.
386
00:21:25,047 --> 00:21:27,338
But... but most of the time
you're cool.
387
00:21:27,339 --> 00:21:29,046
How do you know?
388
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:31,338
Well, I... I am a spy.
389
00:21:31,339 --> 00:21:34,338
And I've been trained to notice things,
390
00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:37,464
like really awesome girls.
391
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,963
( giggles )
392
00:21:41,964 --> 00:21:43,880
Wait, just to be clear,
that girl was me, right?
393
00:21:43,881 --> 00:21:45,381
Yeah.
394
00:21:47,381 --> 00:21:50,671
So, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live.
395
00:21:50,672 --> 00:21:52,505
I have to double check with headquarters,
396
00:21:52,506 --> 00:21:54,881
but, uh... fingers crossed.
397
00:21:58,506 --> 00:21:59,671
( clicks, beeps )
398
00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:01,088
Mom, come in.
I need you.
399
00:22:01,089 --> 00:22:02,339
Hello.
400
00:22:04,097 --> 00:22:06,055
Can you hear me?
Hello? Mom?
401
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:08,305
Hello? Mom.
Mom, I'm in trouble.
402
00:22:08,306 --> 00:22:11,221
Can you hear me?
Hello?
403
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:12,305
Mom?
404
00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:13,306
ERNIE:
K.C.?
405
00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:16,180
What the heck is this thing?
406
00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:19,138
Great.
Mom forgot her bracelet.
407
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:20,638
What is going on?
408
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,346
I'm not supposed to tell you this,
409
00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:25,055
but Mom and Dad are spies and I have been
410
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,638
recruited to help them on a mission.
411
00:22:26,639 --> 00:22:28,388
Slow your roll.
412
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,763
How do I know I can believe you?
413
00:22:29,764 --> 00:22:32,763
We are talking on a bracelet.
414
00:22:32,764 --> 00:22:34,706
Well, that doesn't mean anything.
415
00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:42,972
Okay, that means something.
416
00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:47,305
So it's true?
You're all spies?
417
00:22:47,306 --> 00:22:50,180
Hey! Why wasn't
I asked to be a spy?
418
00:22:50,181 --> 00:22:52,638
Please, you are so not
cut out to be a spy.
419
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,055
Oh, really?
420
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,721
Remember the time I managed to sneak
421
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:57,180
into the girls' locker room?
422
00:22:57,181 --> 00:23:00,240
Yes, everyone remembers.
You were caught immediately.
423
00:23:01,639 --> 00:23:03,763
Look, if Mom and Dad check in,
424
00:23:03,764 --> 00:23:05,263
tell them that I'm being held against
425
00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,096
my will in the A/V storage room.
426
00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:08,971
I'm going to try to make it out alive,
427
00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:12,149
but if I don't, I'm going
to be really late for curfew.
428
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,430
Sure, I'll let them know.
429
00:23:14,431 --> 00:23:17,020
I just hope I'm cut out
to deliver a message.
430
00:23:21,806 --> 00:23:23,263
( giggling )
Come on, Jason.
431
00:23:23,264 --> 00:23:27,221
This is a nice quiet place
where we can... talk.
432
00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:28,513
Marisa!
433
00:23:28,514 --> 00:23:30,971
Oh, sorry.
434
00:23:30,972 --> 00:23:32,555
Ocupado!
435
00:23:32,556 --> 00:23:34,721
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
436
00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:36,096
Don't go.
437
00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:38,180
( door closes )
438
00:23:38,181 --> 00:23:41,972
Just a hunch, she doesn't do
very well in school, does she?
439
00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,930
( inaudible )
440
00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:56,097
( inaudible )
441
00:24:06,181 --> 00:24:07,931
Whoa! Whoa!
442
00:24:11,347 --> 00:24:12,877
Not the face!
Not the face!
443
00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:17,931
Gotcha.
444
00:24:19,347 --> 00:24:22,764
Not cut out to be a spy, huh?
Thank you.
445
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,889
I believe I just saved
your butt... with my butt.
446
00:24:31,139 --> 00:24:33,721
Oh, by the way, genius?
The door was unlocked.
447
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,971
No, it wasn't.
448
00:24:34,972 --> 00:24:38,389
I was pulling, pulling...
Oh, fudge.
449
00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:48,096
Hey, uh, how about you let me go
and we grab a bite to eat?
450
00:24:48,097 --> 00:24:49,931
You like sushi?
451
00:24:51,264 --> 00:24:54,556
Nice try, but I don't date bad boys.
452
00:24:56,264 --> 00:24:58,180
Thank you.
453
00:24:58,181 --> 00:25:02,180
So, I'm, uh, I'm assuming
you're going to let me live?
454
00:25:02,181 --> 00:25:04,014
Fingers crossed.
455
00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:13,055
Oh, I am so proud.
456
00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:14,971
You completed your first mission.
457
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,221
You know me, I never give up.
458
00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:19,138
I never doubted you for a second.
459
00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:21,198
My little girl kicked butt tonight!
460
00:25:22,764 --> 00:25:25,638
The whole world owes
you a debt of gratitude.
461
00:25:25,639 --> 00:25:27,222
Excuse me?
462
00:25:28,847 --> 00:25:32,596
Aren't we forgetting
somebody... again?
463
00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:35,388
You know what, he's right.
464
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:37,680
If it weren't for you, I would have
never completed that mission.
465
00:25:37,681 --> 00:25:40,221
Ernie, you are the real hero.
466
00:25:40,222 --> 00:25:42,096
You know, I totally
underestimated you, son.
467
00:25:42,097 --> 00:25:45,680
We should've recruited
you to be a spy and not K.C.
468
00:25:45,681 --> 00:25:48,858
You have no idea how happy
I am to hear you say that...
469
00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:55,721
Oh, don't worry, he'll wake up
470
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,930
totally refreshed in the morning
and he won't remember
471
00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:00,055
anything that's happened
in the last six hours.
472
00:26:00,056 --> 00:26:05,096
See, baby, I told you everything
was going to be okay.
473
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:09,639
Yes, you did.
My big strong spy daddy.
474
00:26:10,889 --> 00:26:12,721
You know I am.
475
00:26:12,722 --> 00:26:16,889
Ooh! Ooh!
476
00:26:21,306 --> 00:26:22,542
I keep it undercover.
477
00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:25,181
Rob, your name's on TV.
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