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Hartley, I cannot believe
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you woke me up this early on a Saturday.
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Okay, I was in the middle
of an amazing dream,
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wandering all alone through
a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
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How is that amazing?
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Because I was still asleep!
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Today is Starling's "Safe Skies" flyover.
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She's been flying all over
the world to greet her fans
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and let them know
as long as she's in the sky,
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everyone is safe!
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Oh, and you know how she does that?
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By getting a full night's sleep!
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Ooh, here she comes!
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[Starling] Good Morning, Valley View!
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- [birds squawking]
- [Starling] Uh-oh! Birds!
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[Starling screams]
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[fans] Ow!
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[groans]
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[chuckles] Okay. Now,
that was worth waking up for!
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[theme music playing]
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[electricity crackling]
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{\an8}Starling, are you okay?
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Of course, I'm okay.
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{\an8}Hello? I'm a superhero.
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{\an8}Can I get you anything? Water? An icepack?
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{\an8}A selfie commemorating this
horribly embarrassing moment?
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What the heck happened?
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{\an8}I guess I'm a little tired
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{\an8}between all these flyovers,
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{\an8}saving people, and TV show appearances...
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{\an8}Did you know I'm a celebrity judge
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{\an8}on Can Kids Cook?
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{\an8}Spoiler alert: They can't.
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{\an8}Sounds to me like you need a break.
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I can't take a break.
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{\an8}The world is counting on me
to protect them.
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{\an8}I have a reputation to uphold.
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{\an8}Oh, come on, everyone needs a break.
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Yeah, and I think
your reputation already took a hit
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{\an8}when you nose-dived
into that kid's nachos.
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This is bad.
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{\an8}Now these people
have photographic evidence
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{\an8}that their favorite superhero
isn't as perfect
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{\an8}as they thought I was.
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{\an8}Amy, can't you help her out?
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{\an8}I mean, she did save you
and your entire family from Shadow.
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What? I pulled a feather out of her hair.
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What more do you want?
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Fine.
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- [rumbling]
- [murmuring]
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There. I just killed everyone's phones.
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[gasps, whimpers]
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Will you please warn me
before you do that?
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Hey, I just saved her
a lot of public embarrassment.
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There she is!
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Okay, I slightly delayed
her public embarrassment.
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- Time for takeoff.
- [birds squawking]
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Oh, come on! Just fly south already!
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Guess I'll have to use a different power.
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[whooshing]
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She froze the space-time continuum!
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Best power ever!
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Big deal. She's got a pause button.
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So does my TV remote.
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I gotta get out of here.
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Oh, come on. You can hide out at Amy's.
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What? No, she can't.
Amy's hiding out at Amy's.
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[whooshing]
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[both giggling]
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What are you two so giggly about?
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Been pranking old ladies
at the bingo hall again?
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No. They caught on to us. [chuckles]
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I'm tellin' ya,
their bodies might be falling apart,
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but their brains are surprisingly sharp.
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We have a surprise for you!
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Something you have been asking for
for a very long time!
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A clone of you who's a better father?
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- No.
- A robot who's a better father?
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- No.
- A hologram who's a better father.
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No!
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And we tried the hologram
when you were a baby.
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He kept dropping you.
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Not that either of you deserve it,
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but we bought you guys
a video game system!
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Oh, right. We asked for that, too.
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Just once I wish
you'd see the jokes in here
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are cries for help.
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Oh, and behold! The Omegabox 4!
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We asked for The Omegabox 5.
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Oh, so now you're a math major?
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We've been asking for this for months.
Why all of a sudden now?
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Well, we thought it would be a fun way
to bring the family together.
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We also bought that new game,
Power Smasher.
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You know, the one where the characters
use their powers
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to pulverize each other?
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You bought Power Smasher 3?
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That's the hottest game out right now!
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No, it's Power Smasher 2.
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Seriously?
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Colby, your father's a teacher,
and I work at a taco stand.
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Just say, "Thank you."
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Okay, ready to go!
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Uh-uh! We're first.
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Your mother beat me
in the demo game in the store.
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Now I have to beat her.
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Sounds like somebody
can't stand the fact that
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his wife showed him up in public.
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So you get it.
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- I will destroy you!
- [laughs]
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Quit the sweet talk, and start playing.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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That may be the quickest victory
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in the history of this game.
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Okay, you've had your fun.
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Or whatever that was.
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It's our turn, hand 'em over.
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- Oh, no! Now we're tied.
- [game chimes]
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And in this house,
there can only be one winner!
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Let's play again!
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Hologram Dad might be clumsy,
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but I bet he'd let us play.
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Oh, hey, is there any way
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I could borrow your
"time stop" thingy next week?
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I have a history test
I'd just love to get out of.
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What's the difference?
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You usually just cheat off me anyway.
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Well, yeah, but it would be a lot easier
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to cheat off of you with time stopped.
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[cell phone chimes]
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- [sighs] Oh, no.
- "Oh, no," what?
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And how did she not destroy your phone?
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Girl, I'm hip to her games.
My case is villain-proof.
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Looks like word spread.
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It's an online article,
"Starling's Fall From Grace."
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Don't they mean
"Fall From Geese"? [chuckles]
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Okay, well, you might not think
it's funny, but Hartley--
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No? She doesn't think it's funny either.
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It says I'm "losing my touch"
as a superhero
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and I should quit before things get worse.
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What? You made one mistake.
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Everyone makes mistakes.
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Not superheroes.
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And it wasn't just one.
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Okay, so you made a couple mistakes.
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I've been so burnt out lately.
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I might have made a few.
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Well, everyone makes a few.
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- Okay, more than a few.
- Will you just tell me how many?
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Lots.
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Last week, I was supposed
to crash a birthday party,
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and I crashed into the birthday party.
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Luckily, a Havoc piñata broke my fall,
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so the kids thought
it was part of the show.
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I know I should be concerned,
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but I'm just honored to be a piñata.
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That just proves my point.
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You may be a superhero,
but everyone needs a break.
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It's not that easy.
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Saying I need a break shows weakness.
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And superheroes can't look weak.
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I took an oath
that I'd be ready to save anyone,
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anywhere, whenever they need me.
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[scoffs] Well, that's on you
for overcommitting.
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Plus, if you're exhausted all the time,
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you might not be able to save anyone.
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You know what?
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You're right. And so is that article.
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If I can't always be at my best,
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then why bother at all?
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What do you mean?
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I never thought I'd say this, but...
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I'm think I'm done being a superhero.
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I know this is awkward,
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but did you by any chance
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get a picture of the piñata?
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Starling, you can't quit
being a superhero.
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That'd be like me
quitting the Sunshine Club.
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Wait, is that on the table?
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'Cause that's a two-for-one
I could definitely get behind.
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Amy, please talk some sense into her.
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Hartley, it's her decision.
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If she wants to abandon
the persona that's been
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the bane of my entire existence, I say...
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listen to your heart.
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I'm actually thinking about
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settling down here in Valley View.
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Forget your heart. You can't quit.
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Why not? You quit being a villain.
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Well, yeah, but I still amuse myself
with minor crimes.
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[scoffs]
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I mean, yeah, no, I gave it all up.
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You're right.
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What about your powers?
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You can't just let them go to waste.
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Wait.
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You don't have to quit.
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You have the power to stop time,
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which means you can be a superhero
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and take breaks whenever you want...
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in other places...
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that are not Valley View.
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That is true, but I also took an oath
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that I would never misuse my power
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for my own selfish interest.
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Well, an oath is an oath.
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I promised my grandma
I would never tell anyone
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her real name is Petunia.
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Oh, no. Now you two have to take an oath
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to never tell anyone
her real name is Petunia.
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Look, as long as no one
catches you, you'll be fine.
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Trust me, it'll work out.
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I use my power to take
shortcuts all the time.
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Huh. And that always works out great.
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It does, doesn't it?
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No, no, it doesn't.
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It's literally never worked out once!
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Well, then I have to keep trying, don't I?
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Listen, Starling, I know you said
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you'd only use your powers
to help people, but...
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isn't the whole reason
you're in this situation
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because you haven't helped yourself?
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Yeah. It is.
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And if selfishly using my power
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helps me be the best superhero
I can be, then...
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technically, I'm doing it
for the greater good, right?
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Well, now you are just
loopholing like a pro!
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- I'm doin' it.
- Oh, she's doing it now. Okay.
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[blips]
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[whooshing]
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I just took a 45-minute nap!
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You were right! This is the answer.
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Time to go back to Centropolis
and start my new life!
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Thanks, Amy!
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Anything that gets you out of here--
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that makes you happy!
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Anything that makes you happy!
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I can't believe Starling
actually took your advice.
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I can't believe she wears
a neck pillow when she naps.
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[grunting]
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Ha!
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- [beeping]
- Taste my pain!
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Okay, I don't have
to sit here and take this.
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Rematch?
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Oh, I don't know.
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We've been hogging this game for hours.
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Maybe we should let
Colby and Jake have a turn.
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Or, and hear me out, maybe we shouldn't?
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- [beeping]
- Seriously?
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It's been 24 hours
since you've gotten us our "gift",
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and we haven't even been able to play.
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Eva, your children are talking to you.
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Nice try. When I'm an 8-foot-tall
fire-breathing ogre,
254
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,431
I have no children!
255
00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:42,808
You know, surprisingly, that's not
256
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,977
the first time I've heard her say that.
257
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,270
I've got an idea.
258
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:49,315
Oh, no! Celia pulled the banana
and found the lair!
259
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:52,068
[screams] Every man for himself!
260
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,615
- Wow, it actually worked.
- Yeah.
261
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,703
Hey, is your sofa cushion
soaked in sweat, too?
262
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:04,997
Like a sponge, but I can push through it.
263
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,833
[beeping]
264
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,169
I can't believe you played
your parents like that.
265
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,296
When I'm an 8-foot-tall
fire-breathing ogre,
266
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,839
I have no parents!
267
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,176
But we were in the middle of playing!
268
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:20,304
Hm, sorry. Looks like you'll have to find
another game to play.
269
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:21,931
Yeah. There's a deck of cards
in the kitchen.
270
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,015
Go knock yourselves out.
271
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,309
Well, that's the last time
272
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,728
we buy ourselves a gift
and pass it off as yours.
273
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,027
[grunting on TV]
274
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,570
Quit cheating!
You're using your super-speed
275
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,988
to press the buttons faster.
276
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,782
Sorry, it's hard to know
where my power ends
277
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,701
and my talent begins.
278
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,120
Here comes my finishing move.
279
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,830
[power booms]
280
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,417
Wait. Did the lights go out,
or have we been playing so long,
281
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,876
I forgot how night works?
282
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,129
Pretty sure it's the power.
283
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,672
You wait here and guard the game
284
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,090
so Mom and Dad can't steal our spots.
285
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,467
I'll super-speed downstairs
and fix the circuit breaker.
286
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,677
Perfect plan.
287
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,763
[sighs]
288
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,890
Any idea what
a circuit breaker looks like?
289
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,060
How about this? You guard the game,
290
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,353
and I'll fix the circuit breaker.
291
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,604
Perfect plan.
292
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,567
Wait, I don't know what a circuit breaker
looks like, either.
293
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,653
Okay, fine. We'll both go.
294
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,863
We just have to be quick.
295
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,281
- Perfect plan.
- Perfect plan.
296
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,285
- [Vic] Ha!
- [switch clacks]
297
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:26,036
[power booming]
298
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,748
Oh, that's what
a circuit breaker looks like.
299
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,167
They tricked us. Come on!
300
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,169
Not so fast!
301
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,131
We took your advice
and found another game.
302
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,508
One the whole family can play... together.
303
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,886
Those are just controllers.
Where's the game?
304
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,805
[evil laugh] You are the game.
305
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,308
- Wait, what?
- [beeping]
306
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,976
[grunts]
307
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,274
Since you duped us,
we decided to get even.
308
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,985
Because revenge is a dish
best served to your children.
309
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,782
That's right!
You remember the remote I made
310
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,283
to control Colby's powers?
311
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,701
Well, I repurposed the tech
312
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,453
into these video game controllers!
313
00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:09,914
So now we can control your powers.
314
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,291
Which allows us to use both of you
315
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:15,461
in our real-life version of Power Smasher.
316
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,754
Isn't that fun?
317
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,299
If by "fun" you mean "demented".
318
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,384
Oh! We do.
319
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,636
[beeping]
320
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,262
[screams]
321
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,433
Five points for me! What do you know?
322
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,227
It is fun to play with your kids.
323
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,940
[knocking on door]
324
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,112
Starling! You're back!
325
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,280
Why are you back?
326
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,033
I need your help.
327
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,035
Oh, directions to Centropolis?
328
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,245
You just fly due north.
329
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,121
Once you pass the smell
of oil fields and despair,
330
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,748
you're out of Valley View,
and it's a straight shot
331
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,333
to the big city.
332
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,086
- I know where I'm going.
- Really?
333
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,630
'Cause I know a few geese
who might think otherwise.
334
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:01,715
I took your advice,
335
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,093
and I've been using my power
to give myself breaks.
336
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,512
But something strange happened
the last time I used it.
337
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,097
What do you mean? What happened?
338
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,183
- [blipping]
- This happened.
339
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,185
My powers have been glitching,
and I've been...
340
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,062
blipping all over the place!
341
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,440
- So stop using your power.
- I can't!
342
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,442
And if we don't fix it, I'm gonna be...
343
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,195
stuck like this forever.
344
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,866
Unbelievable. You broke Starling!
345
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,034
I know.
346
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,452
I spent all those years trying,
347
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,871
and I just did it by accident!
348
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,545
I knew I shouldn't have listened to you!
349
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,089
How could you tell me
to abuse my power like that?
350
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,633
Weird. You know,
using my powers to take shortcuts
351
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,343
always works out great for me.
352
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,512
No, it doesn't!
353
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,180
And stop saying that!
354
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,308
Look, Starling, I just--
355
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,019
You were saying?
356
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,479
I think we should--
357
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,524
Now where'd she go?
358
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,776
[Starling] I'm in here.
359
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,154
Table for one?
360
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:08,198
- Quick, grab her.
- [pants]
361
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,578
[Starling] This is really getting old.
362
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,915
Can I get you a neck pillow?
363
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,418
I can't keep blipping like this forever!
364
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,170
Amy, fix this!
365
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,172
Wait.
366
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,966
My sonic blast can disrupt
her power to stop time.
367
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,510
So, if I use it on you,
it should disrupt the glitch
368
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,845
and reset your power.
369
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,180
But doesn't that mean you'd have to
370
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,890
hit her full-on with a sonic blast?
371
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:36,602
Well, yeah, but that's just a bonus.
372
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:39,772
You know what? [chuckles]
Maybe blipping's not so...
373
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,398
bad!
374
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:43,484
Okay, it's bad.
375
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,487
Look, this may be the only hope we have
376
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,780
of getting you back to normal.
377
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,366
Fine, take your best shot.
378
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,452
But if you ruin these lashes,
I will ruin you.
379
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,038
Here goes.
380
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,124
[shrieks]
381
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,754
Okay, I did the blast,
and you do the clean-up.
382
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,301
Colby, I apologize
for whatever I'm about to do.
383
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,845
- [beeping]
- [groans]
384
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,681
- [crashing]
- I don't!
385
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:18,769
Well, it's official.
I hate video games now.
386
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:20,646
The super-stomp was a cheap shot.
387
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,857
No, hitting someone when they're down
is a cheap shot.
388
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,401
- Like this.
- [beeping]
389
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,820
No, not a super-strength body slam!
390
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:28,904
[gasps]
391
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,281
[grunts, groans]
392
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,826
Invisibility.
393
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,705
Forgot my controller
has a "Chosen One" cheat code.
394
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,415
His powers are really useful.
395
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,500
We should exploit that more often.
396
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:44,461
[gasps]
397
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,006
[grunts]
398
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,299
Mom, Dad, please, we're exhausted.
399
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,177
How do you think I feel?
My thumb's starting to cramp.
400
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,097
Well, maybe let's take a quick break
401
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,017
- and let everyone recharge.
- Thank you.
402
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,352
Turns out pitting your children
against each other
403
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,604
really works up an appetite.
404
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,648
Good thing I built a snack bar down here.
405
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,900
Why would you do that?
There's a kitchen right upstairs.
406
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,402
Right, 'cause when I want a snack,
407
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,070
I usually think, "I hope I have to climb
408
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,280
14 steps to get it."
409
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,034
I can't believe Mom and Dad
would do this to us
410
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,618
just because we hogged the video game.
411
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,705
I know! We just have to keep
reminding ourselves:
412
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,499
"We're gonna outlive them.
We're gonna outlive them."
413
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,712
Colby, look! [chuckles]
414
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,963
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
415
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,757
That I can use the controller
to make myself
416
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,675
super-speed into you over and over again?
417
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,844
No.
418
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,013
Just follow my lead.
419
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,390
We're about to take this game
to a whole new level.
420
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,225
Still think we should go with my idea.
421
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,814
Wait, where did our controllers go?
422
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,442
Looking for these?
423
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,737
While you two were off
enjoying your snacks,
424
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,238
we reconfigured them.
425
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,782
And now you two are the game.
426
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,035
Yeah, right. That's impossible.
427
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,578
Uh, not when you left the schematics
428
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,871
sitting around in plain sight.
429
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,956
Oh, boy.
430
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,250
Game on, Colby?
431
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,919
Game on, Jake.
432
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,212
[beeping]
433
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,840
[gasps, grunts]
434
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,926
[strains]
435
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:21,141
What's wrong, Mom?
You seem a little... salty.
436
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,480
Time to attack Dad where it really hurts!
437
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,649
- [beeping]
- [gasps]
438
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,818
- [electricity crackling]
- Ahh!
439
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,531
[whimpers]
440
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,701
No! Take me, not my devices.
441
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,287
Aw, you were right, Dad.
442
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,331
This game does bring us all together.
443
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,000
- [blips]
- [yelps]
444
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,086
Starling?
445
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,172
Hello. [chuckles]
446
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,384
You have a lovely lair.
447
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,553
Did you just appear out of thin air?
448
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,013
And more importantly,
why haven't you answered my texts?
449
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:05,227
Dude, she literally just ghosted you.
450
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,982
Okay, this is useless.
451
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,109
Her power is way too erratic
for me to blast her.
452
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,652
I mean, we're just
gonna have to wait it out
453
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,862
and hope her next pop-up is in the middle
454
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,072
of an axe-throwing contest.
455
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,326
Wait! It seems like there's
a pattern to her blipping.
456
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,538
And if I'm right, then the next place
she's gonna pop up is--
457
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,373
- [blips]
- Ahh!
458
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,457
Right there.
459
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,879
So that means the next place
she's gonna pop up
460
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,673
- is right over--
- [whooshing]
461
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,966
There.
462
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,261
Ow...
463
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,263
[sighs] Ah, yes, we did it!
464
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,682
Yay! She's back to normal. [chuckles]
465
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,142
I've never been so happy
466
00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,810
to inflict pain on a person!
467
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,478
Mm.
468
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,856
Trust me, it gets even better
the more you do it.
469
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,067
You okay, Starling?
470
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,778
Yeah, I'm good.
471
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,157
Really? 'Cause you're giving off
not-good vibes,
472
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,909
and it's kinda bringing down the room.
473
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,621
We may have fixed
the blipping problem, but...
474
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,457
I'm still right back where I started.
475
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,292
[sighs] Look...
476
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,879
I know my advice
might not have been the greatest.
477
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:15,547
- You can say that again--
- Hartley.
478
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,843
But you don't need my advice.
479
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,637
You already know the answer.
480
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,222
You're not going to be able
to take care of anyone
481
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,598
unless you take care of yourself first.
482
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:27,100
I appreciate that, but...
483
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,477
it's just not who I am.
484
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,020
Well, then maybe it's who you need to be.
485
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,897
You know, when I was a full-time villain,
486
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,440
I put so much pressure on myself
487
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:35,400
to be the best I could possibly be,
488
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,902
and sometimes I didn't even sleep.
489
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,487
Because you were training so hard?
490
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,615
No, because I lived
in an abandoned subway station.
491
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,495
The point is, there's always
gonna be pressure on you,
492
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,747
but to be honest,
it seems like you're the one
493
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,165
putting most of it on yourself.
494
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,167
[sighs] You might be right.
495
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,587
There's lots of people going through this.
496
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,422
Kids, parents...
497
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,633
all just trying to balance their lives
498
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,718
and not let down the people who need them.
499
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,013
But what good is it
if they're just neglecting themselves?
500
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,640
She's right.
501
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,184
And I only know that
because I'm neglecting myself
502
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,602
by helping you right now.
503
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,232
Look, you've already proven
you're a semi-decent superhero.
504
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,150
- "Semi"?
- It's the best I can do right now.
505
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,570
You don't need to be so hard on yourself.
506
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,905
Just give yourself a break.
507
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,824
Yeah, and if a superhero could admit
508
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,033
when she needs a break,
509
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,535
you might be helping a lot more people
510
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,661
than just yourself.
511
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,372
Thanks.
512
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,749
- I know what I have to do now.
- And so do I.
513
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,002
- [blast]
- [yelps]
514
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,170
- [Starling] Ow!
- Amy!
515
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,548
[chuckles] What?
Gotta make sure it sticks.
516
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,724
Whoa. What happened down here?
517
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,059
Family game night.
518
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,562
[sighs] Well, from the looks of things,
519
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,856
I'd say nobody won.
520
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,150
I don't know.
By not having to participate,
521
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,985
I think I'm the real winner here.
522
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,488
We did learn a valuable lesson, though.
523
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,324
Next time we want to play a game
524
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,409
that brings the whole family together...
525
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,744
we won't.
526
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,580
Yeah. Or at least find a game
527
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,041
that doesn't involve
controlling real people!
528
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,543
There's no game
where you can control real people.
529
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,627
How would that even work?
530
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,504
Here, let me show ya.
531
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,882
- [beeping]
- [shrieks]
532
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,887
Oh, well, now this
is a game the whole family
533
00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:28,764
can play together.
534
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,267
I'm starting to wish I left with Starling.
535
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,357
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