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[theme music playing]
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So just like that, Havoc is
the new leader of all villains?
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[chuckles] I'm sorry,
but that's hysterical.
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Why is it hysterical?
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Well, no offense, you're
already an unpredictable mess.
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Throw in all that power and we're walking
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a tightrope to the apocalypse.
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Chaos! Hey! Show some
support for your sister.
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I mean, we're all thinking it.
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It doesn't mean you
have to say it out loud.
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You don't think I can do it, do you?
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Did the whole "unpredictable
mess" thing not make that clear?
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Don't look at me. I'm terrified
just thinking about it.
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For your information, I will
make a great leader!
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I can't believe you're considering this.
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What about all the hard work you've put
into becoming a better person?
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And what about me?
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Would you really
abandon your best friend?!
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[scoffs] Of course not.
That's what cell phones are for.
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Havoc, being leader is more
work than you think.
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And with no experience,
you'll be in way over your head.
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No, I can do this!
I'll just pick it up as I go.
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Right, 'cause if Valley View High
has taught us anything
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it's she's a fast learner.
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Mom, you always wanted
a higher villain position.
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Now that I'm leader,
you can be my Number Two!
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Oh, I appreciate that, my love.
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But I kinda prefer Valley View.
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[chuckles] Mostly because
I get to sleep in a bed
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rather than a subway car full of rats.
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But this is our chance
to finally return to our villain lives.
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I mean, isn't that what we always wanted?
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Well, it was. But living in
Valley View has changed us.
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I mean, we're still evil,
but now when it's chilly,
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we get to cuddle up in those
blankets with sleeves.
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What about Flashform?
He hasn't even gotten to be a villain yet.
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Don't you want to stay?!
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Nah. Using my powers to mess
with the unsuspecting suckers
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in Texas is a lot more fun.
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Those soccer moms never see it coming!
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Come on, let's go home.
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So that's it? I'm leader and I
don't even get a say in this?!
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I am so sorry. You're just not ready.
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You're coming home with us.
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Not ready? I'm more than ready.
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I'm readier than all of you!
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Ahh! [groans]
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[gasps]
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Well, I was not ready for that.
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[theme music playing]
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{\an8}Morning, Celia!
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{\an8}Don't be weird. What's this?
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{\an8}I didn't get an invite to breakfast.
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{\an8}And yet, here you are.
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{\an8}Hartley, I need you to come home and pop
something on my back.
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{\an8}[gag]
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{\an8}I just hope whatever comes out
this time doesn't have a tail.
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{\an8}Celia, this might be the reason
you don't get an invite to breakfast.
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You wanna see it squirming around?
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[all] No!
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[Colby] Ow!
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What was that?
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{\an8}It was like I ran into
someone but no one's there.
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Uh, must be another ghost.
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{\an8}I swear, you accidentally bulldoze
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{\an8}one house full of drifters
and they never let you forget it.
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Colby!
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{\an8}What were you thinking using
your invisibility around Celia?!
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{\an8}It's not my fault! I turned
invisible to scare Jake
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{\an8}this morning but he took
so long manscaping
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{\an8}I started playing on my phone.
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I must've gotten so distracted
I forgot to turn back.
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Yeah, it was totally my fault.
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{\an8}You need to be more
responsible with your powers.
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{\an8}And you better be using your own razor!
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Sorry, it won't happen again.
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{\an8}Good. Now, come on, we need
you to shape-shift
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{\an8}into our elderly neighbor
and convince his wife
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{\an8}to put us in their will.
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[sighs]
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Let me guess, still bummed
about not being villain leader?
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Less about the "leader" part, more about
my family not thinking I can do it.
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[scoffs] I mean, you think I can, right?
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[stammers] Well, I think
that you think that I think that you can--
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Hartley!
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Well, what do you think I think?
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Look, all that matters is that you're here
in Valley View. Where you belong.
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[Celia] Hartley! Will you hurry
up and pop this thing?
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I'm pretty sure it just winked
at me in the mirror!
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Don't suppose you have
a rain poncho handy?
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No? Okay.
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[sighs]
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[intriguing music playing]
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Listen up, fellow villains.
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The wait is over.
Your new leader has arrived.
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[cheering]
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Eva, check it out! I'm
booby-trapping the mailbox.
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If our mail carrier can't
deliver the bills,
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we shouldn't have to pay them.
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Aah! There's the man I married.
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Hidey-ho, Maddens!
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Oh, there's the man I didn't.
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Principal Tennyson! What a surprise to see
you on a weekend!
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And I'm not just saying that
because you're my boss
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and I long to be away
from you during the week.
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It's a nice outfit. Did you lose a bet?
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[laughs] Don't be jelly. Not everybody
can pull off "gushing grape."
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I'm on my neighborhood watch power-walk.
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It's how I look out for
suspicious activity and tighten my glutes.
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Anyhoo, I'll see you later
at my "Parent-Principal Saturday Social."
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Oh, that sounds horrific.
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[chuckles] Is it something
we're supposed to attend?
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And if so, he said "parent,"
which means one.
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Oh, I expect you both!
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The whole point is to ridicule parents
on their terrible teens.
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Double the parents, double the
shame. [giggles] See ya there!
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I gotta say, that man does
have great glutes.
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Sorry! Didn't see ya!
But, I mean, in my defense,
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a man your age should really be wearing
some sort of reflective vest.
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Well, if you didn't see us,
I guess you didn't see Principal Tennyson.
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Who you could have super-sped right into!
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Seriously, Colbs.
Texting and super-speeding?!
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I mean, not only did
you almost get caught,
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but you could've seriously
hurt your father.
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At his age, his bones are very brittle.
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Get inside!
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That kid never learns. I think
it's time we teach him a lesson.
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Agreed.
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Hey! What happened to the booby trap?
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[grunts]
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[sighs] Yup. Definitely the man I married.
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Wow, who did all this?
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I did! As our new leader,
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you deserve a lair that
reflects your personality.
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Have we met?
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No. I'm Shadow.
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My family and I transferred
here while you were gone.
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We spent most of our lives
living in the gutter. Literally.
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It's amazing how many people
you can cram into one of those things.
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Hey, quick question. If you were leader,
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which you're not, but if you were, what
would your first order of business be?
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Oh. Well, first up, you need to figure out
what to do with him...
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[growls]
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[gasps] Uh, what is that thing?
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Mm, Onyx's emotional support monster.
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He even had the fake
paperwork to take him on planes.
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Oh. Great. Well, then let's put him on
one and send him to the superheroes.
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[growls]
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Yeah. He didn't like that.
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Oh, please, how much
damage could he possibly do in that thing?
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[growling]
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[gasping]
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Oh!
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Well, now he can do some damage.
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What are we gonna do?
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Shadow, it's times like these
you need to face your fears
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and protect the people who mean the most.
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Oh, spoken like a true leader.
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I was talking about you.
This is way below my pay grade. [chuckles]
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Right. Don't worry. I got this! After all,
I am here to serve you.
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[giggles] Yeah, that's never
gonna get old. Later.
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Oh, Havoc, you've been gone so long
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you forgot the first rule
of being a villain.
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Always watch your back.
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[ominous music playing]
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- [screams]
- [screams]
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Where were you?
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I...
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used Dad's teleportal to...
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sneak off to a Taylor Swift concert!
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Yep! Busted! I'm a Swiftie! [chuckles]
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Really? Sing one of her songs.
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Oh, uh... [snickers] [clears throat]
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♪ La la la, boys are bad
Shoobee-doobee-doo ♪
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Taylor doesn't tour till fall!
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First, the surprise album,
then the secret bonus tracks,
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then the limited-edition colored vinyl,
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and then the tour!
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Any true Swiftie knows that.
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[snickers] Okay. Fine. You got me.
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I used it to sneak back to Centropolis to
be Leader of All Villains.
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But I thought Mom and Dad told you not to.
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Yeah, because, just like you,
they don't think I have what it takes.
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But I'm going to prove you all wrong.
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Amy, you can't just live a double life.
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At some point,
it's going to catch up to you.
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There you go again,
telling me what I can't do!
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How about for once you just sit back and
watch what I can do, okay?!
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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[Hartley] Amy! Are you down there?
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[sighs] Whatever you do,
do not tell Hartley.
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She'll freak if she finds out I lied
to her and went back to being a villain.
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Fine. As long as you don't tell her
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I've been using her password to log on
to the Swiftie fan site.
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I love my Tay Tay, but 20 bucks a month
is highway robbery!
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[growls]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[growls]
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Amy? Are you up there?!
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Amy?! Amy!
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Right here!
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Oh. Where've you been?
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Just... [sighs] ...doing some homework.
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You never do homework.
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Exactly! So stop asking questions
and take it as a victory. [chuckles]
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- [items crashing]
- What was that?
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Sounded loud and destructive.
My money's on Celia.
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What the...
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[growling]
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[gasps] What is that thing?
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My guess is whatever you popped
off your grandma's back.
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[snickers] Okay, fine!
It's Onyx's pet monster!
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Well, how did it get here?
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I must've left the teleportal
open when you distracted me.
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So great job, Jake!
This is all your fault.
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Why were you using a teleportal?
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I used it to sneak back to Centropolis to
be villain leader.
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What? You lied to me?!
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Yeah. Maybe... but only because
I didn't expect to get caught.
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[Celia] Who dead-bolted this door?!
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Fair warning, I'll drive my
lawn mower right through it!
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Great. It's Celia. She's gonna
freak if she sees that thing!
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Or worse, what if all her
banging riles it up
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and it breaks through the door
and tries to attack her?!
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[both] My money's on Celia.
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Okay, let's just own the fact
that our kids are hot messes
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and we'll be out of here in 10 minutes.
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Oh, I can be out of here in
five if I blame it all on you.
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Mr. and Mrs. Madden!
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Ya might wanna have a snack,
'cause this is gonna take a while.
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FYI, stay away from
the brand-name cookies.
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Those are for the good students' parents.
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Guys, something's wrong!
My powers aren't working!
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Ha-ha! Oh, we know!
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Since you couldn't be responsible, your
father made a device
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that put a parental lock on them.
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You what?!
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That's right. Now I control your powers
240
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,165
with my own little remote.
241
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,376
You've gone from the Chosen One
to the Chosen None!
242
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,503
[gasps]
243
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,256
Colby! I didn't expect to see you here.
244
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,842
Now you can be front and center
when I tell your parents
245
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,928
all about your odd behavior
and mysterious conduct.
246
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,930
[laughs] Isn't this fun?
247
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:52,146
Well, at least Celia's meaty knocks
scared the monster into the kitchen.
248
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,440
Yeah. Those knuckles do come in handy.
249
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,067
I once saw her drive a nail
into a wall with one punch.
250
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,361
[pounding on door]
251
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,113
[Celia] Hartley! You in there?
252
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,532
Are these people holding
you against your will?
253
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:08,454
I never trusted that moody
brunette you call a friend!
254
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,623
Look, you and I will
handle your grandmother.
255
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,625
Jake, you go lure the monster
down to the lair
256
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,876
so we can send
him back through the teleportal.
257
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:14,960
Why me?
258
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,587
You have super-strength.
259
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,797
Besides, would you rather deal with Celia?
260
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,340
Monster it is!
261
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,721
Hey, Celia! How may I help you?
262
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,641
You can help yourself out of my way
so I can watch my afternoon court shows.
263
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,312
Can't you just watch our TV
at home? [nervous laughs]
264
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:37,107
That's a negative. I kicked
a hole in it last night.
265
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,484
Were you watching a football game?
266
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,402
The Sound of Music.
267
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,404
I'll show you how to
solve a problem like Maria.
268
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:44,907
[low growling]
269
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,700
Uh... Grandma... [nervous chuckles]
270
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,245
...you seem stressed.
271
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,788
I think we should meditate!
272
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:55,584
Just close your eyes
and pretend we're on a beach.
273
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,839
The sun is shining. The palms are swaying.
274
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,050
Now that you mentioned it,
I can feel the breeze.
275
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,010
It's hot. And stinky.
276
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,013
Is this beach next to the dump?
277
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,476
Oh, that's just the couch.
278
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,104
Yeah, sometimes we use it as a trashcan.
279
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:19,608
And sometimes we use the trashcan
as a couch. We're just weird people.
280
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,861
Okay, Grandma, you can open your eyes!
281
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,321
There. Don't you feel more relaxed?
282
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:28,868
No! The only thing that relaxes me
is watching people lose their court cases.
283
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,202
Outta my way!
284
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,287
[screams]
285
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,288
What was that?
286
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,747
The oven.
287
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:38,127
Yep! We are baking a cake... for you!
288
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,753
It's a screaming cake.
289
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,383
I do like things that scream.
290
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,385
Great! We'll go see if it's done!
291
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:54,852
Ah! Here it is. Another perfect example
of Colby's peculiar behavior at school.
292
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:59,189
Every time there's a pop quiz
in math class, he disappears. Literally!
293
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,984
[laughing hysterically]
294
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,486
Not what I was expecting, but okay.
295
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,739
That's crazy! Disappears?!
296
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:10,910
I mean, seriously. Could
a kid actually disappear?
297
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,371
This is the weirdest
looking remote I've ever seen.
298
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,208
Which one is the power button?!
299
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:21,712
I'm telling you. He's marked present at
the beginning of the class,
300
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:25,007
but whenever there's a quiz, he's gone.
301
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:29,178
Where'd he go? This is what
I was talking about!
302
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,805
I'm right here.
303
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,599
Oh!
304
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,685
See? He's mastered the quick escape.
305
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:41,690
Either your son's a magician, or
he's done time in prison. Possibly both.
306
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,694
Principal Tennyson, we hear you. The kid's
a hot mess. Can we go?
307
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,864
Look, I promise I'll behave.
Just please give me another chance.
308
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,201
Fine. But you've used up
all your chances with me.
309
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,203
The next time I see anything unusual,
310
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,288
I'm turning this over
to the school superintendent
311
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,916
who will conduct a thorough investigation.
312
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,167
How thorough?
313
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,253
Oh, he gets all up in it!
314
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,340
Oh, Mrs. Miller!
315
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,258
Let's have a chat about Kayla!
316
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,178
I hope you brought tissues,
'cause there will be tears.
317
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:15,099
What were you thinking using
your invisibility in front of Tennyson?
318
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:18,352
I didn't! Dad shut my
powers off! Remember?
319
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,271
Oh, no. The parental lock
remote. I left it at home.
320
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,190
Someone must've hit
the invisibility button!
321
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,360
So, you created it to
teach me to be responsible,
322
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:30,155
but you irresponsibly left
total control of all my powers
323
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,241
just laying around at home?
324
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,786
Yeah, I'm a hot mess, too.
Now come on, let's go!
325
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,329
Maybe it's this one.
326
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,582
[grunts] Ow!
327
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,668
Principal Tennyson, I can explain.
328
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,837
Oh, no need, Mr. and Mrs. Madden.
329
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,007
I'd like you to meet
the school superintendent.
330
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,843
Go ahead! Get all up in there!
331
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,723
- Get back!
- [growling]
332
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,267
Jake! How did you get him back downstairs?
333
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,561
It was more of him throwing
me down the stairs.
334
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,398
Come on, help me find the device so we can
activate the teleportal
335
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,066
and send him back to Centropolis.
336
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,655
Uh, guys? Could that be it?
337
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,449
[gulps]
338
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,577
[burps]
339
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,622
Oh. Not gonna lie, I thought
that was gonna smell a lot worse.
340
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,958
Oh, yep, now it's hitting me.
341
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,669
[growls]
342
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,467
Okay, there are only two ways to get
that device out of the monster's stomach.
343
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,302
Hartley and I will take
the disgusting way.
344
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,930
Jake... you can take the way
more disgusting way.
345
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,099
- [growls]
- [gasps]
346
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:42,019
[scoffs] Did you two really
just use the only person
347
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,313
in the room without
superpowers as a shield?!
348
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,106
Oh, Hartley, stop making
this all about you.
349
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,110
Why don't you just use your super-strength
and do the Heimlich on him?
350
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,113
Because if it doesn't work he'll tear me
apart limb from limb!
351
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,865
Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem.
352
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,992
Oh, maybe it's because
you are the problem.
353
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,577
Really? 'Cause if you weren't there
playing with your mannequins,
354
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,578
none of this would have happened!
355
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,538
Just stop arguing!
356
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,332
Maybe if we just ask him politely,
he'll just cough it up.
357
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:07,127
Follow my lead. Hey, Mr. Monster!
358
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504
[roars]
359
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,215
Hey! Get away from her! [grunts]
360
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,386
The device! Well, that was lucky.
361
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,639
Hurry up and activate the teleportal!
362
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:19,848
[growling]
363
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,475
[grunts]
364
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,857
Well, great job, everyone.
365
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,275
You know what, take the rest
of the day for yourselves.
366
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,572
I was just telling our superintendent
367
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,534
all about Colby and all the weird
stuff he's been doing.
368
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,410
He's got a lot of questions for you.
369
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,747
So open up, 'cause he's coming in!
370
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,752
Sir, there is nothing odd
about our son's behavior.
371
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,841
Come on, you stupid thing! Work!
372
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,188
Nope. Nothing odd here!
373
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,735
Can you excuse us? I think the generic
cookies are starting to kick in.
374
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,491
Oh, the Fords. Let's go inform them
that their son's a notebook eater!
375
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:24,788
Maybe I'm not hitting them hard enough.
Time to bust out the double thumbs.
376
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:26,957
Oh!
377
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,126
[gasps]
378
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,794
What just happened?
379
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,546
When I added a parental lock
for Colby's powers,
380
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:34,506
I also added one for yours,
381
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:39,761
so you can't zap me when you get
mad. Ya know, like right now.
382
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,140
What do you know? Another odd
and mysterious thing
383
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,975
happening when Colby's around.
384
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:47,603
All right, I demand an explanation.
385
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,937
[stammering]
386
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,440
I'll tell you what's going on.
387
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,319
You've been spending
so much time coming down on your students,
388
00:19:55,402 --> 00:20:00,157
that you didn't even notice that those
sparking light fixtures are a fire hazard!
389
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,660
What? But that's not my job!
390
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,787
Is it?
391
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,333
Well... [nervous laughing] Wait. No! Stop!
392
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:13,462
Okay... [stammering]
Everybody back! I gave you people cookies!
393
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,756
Oh, nice one, Colbs!
394
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,800
Hey. Should we just stick around
and watch them eat him alive?
395
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,678
[groans]
396
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:25,057
I don't know who has the remote,
but that was brilliant!
397
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:33,148
Hey, I'm sorry I lied about being leader.
398
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,858
I knew you didn't want me
being a villain again,
399
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,318
and I didn't want to let you down.
400
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,403
At least you learned your lesson.
401
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,531
Please tell me you learned your lesson.
402
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,534
You know what? I already know the answer,
so I'm just gonna leave.
403
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,624
What'd she say? I still got half a gallon
of monster puke in my ear!
404
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,126
Here. I can help.
405
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,673
Amy! Oh, that is better.
406
00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,717
Thanks for saving my butt.
407
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,553
Yeah, well, you're my sister.
It kinda comes with the territory.
408
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,599
Look, I know you were just
joking when you said it but...
409
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:10,018
I don't want you to think
I'm an unpredictable mess.
410
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,105
Oh, Amy. I wasn't joking.
411
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,318
Look, I'm sorry if I made you feel like
412
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,821
you had to prove something
to me, or Mom and Dad.
413
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:25,200
Well, that's just it. I-- I thought
I was trying to prove it to you but...
414
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,828
I was actually just trying
to prove it to myself.
415
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,122
Ever since I got us chased
out of Centropolis,
416
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,249
I feel like the failure of the family.
417
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,418
[sighs] What are you talking about? You're
the one who defeated Onyx!
418
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,336
That was one time.
419
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,714
And after seeing how you all
reacted to me being leader,
420
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,508
it felt like you were all just
waiting for me to mess up again.
421
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,344
And today I did.
422
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,389
Look, we all make mistakes.
423
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,516
But as long as we're
there to help each other,
424
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,351
that's all that matters.
425
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,812
You might be an unpredictable mess,
426
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:59,860
but you're still my sister.
And I'll always have your back.
427
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:04,239
Thanks. I'll always have yours, too.
428
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,367
Even if you are an uptight,
annoyingly positive Swiftie.
429
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,748
[sighs] Well, I better teleport
back to Centropolis
430
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:13,832
and tell them to find a new leader.
431
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,751
Hey, uh, before you go,
432
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,794
can you send one more sonic
blast through my ear?
433
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,464
I think that leftover monster puke
is working its way to my brain.
434
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,181
Back so soon?
435
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:32,100
Shadow. Hey. Where'd the monster go?
436
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,478
Oh, one of the henchmen adopted him.
437
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,188
We're hoping it sticks.
438
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,192
What's that?
439
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:43,820
This? Oh, uh, it's a little
light show I travel with.
440
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,281
I like to make an entrance. [chuckles]
441
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,159
You sure it's not the teleportal
you've been using
442
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:53,580
to go back and forth between
here and Valley View?
443
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,749
How do you know about Valley View?
444
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,335
Onyx told me.
445
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,003
He told me everything.
446
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,590
After all, he was my father.
447
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,010
You're Onyx's daughter?
448
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,930
Yeah, I just said that. Keep up. Hmm?
449
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,476
So that's why we never met. Because
he sheltered you from villain life.
450
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:18,271
Mm, and now I'm gonna follow
in his footsteps
451
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:22,859
and take over as the rightful
Leader of All Villains.
452
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,612
Just for the record,
that'd be a lot more impactful
453
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,532
if you weren't twirling your
hair like a cheerleader.
454
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:32,160
Look, I only came to tell you I quit.
455
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,788
I'm going back to Valley View.
456
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,457
You're not going anywhere.
457
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,084
You have Immobilization?
458
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:43,004
Yup. A little something
I got from my father.
459
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,257
[screams]
460
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,967
[grunts]
461
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:50,762
[chuckles] Nice try, Havoc.
462
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,224
But it's time for you to
pay for what you've done.
463
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:02,983
Well, it's about time. Your TV
remote needs new batteries.
464
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,652
I should've known it was you!
465
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:10,031
Celia, I-I know you think
whatever's ours is yours,
466
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,576
but that remote is definitely
an exception.
467
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,744
What's so special about this thing?!
468
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:18,790
Stop! Pressing! Buttons!
469
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,668
Fine. I'll just go watch my own TV.
470
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,796
Even with a hole in it, it still
works better than yours.
471
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,844
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