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For you.

Hey Anni.

Hi

Hey baby

Hey

Everything okay? ... Still thick air?

Wow. It looks great.

Rock�n�Roll style, baby, you know.

Just right for the platinum award.

Yeah. Don�t you wanna come with me?

I think it�s better if I avoid the red carpet for now. Concerning the way the press is standing towards me.

Okay. But I got to go there. Showbusiness, you know. Even if I can�t be bothered without you. See you later.

Hang on. Isn�t it totally stupid if I hide here?

For 200.000 records sold in Germany. That�s platinum for the album �Bitch� to Kurt LeRoy and his band Dark Circle Knights.

Thank you, man. Thank you very much. Thanks a lot, guys. That�s amazing, isn�t it? Okay, first things first. The band and I wanna say thanks a million to all the people over the whole wide world, okay. You are our heroes. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks a lot. And I also want to thanks my wife, okay. Wthout her the songs wouldn�t exist. My beautiful wife, Jasmin. Hey hey, wait a minute, wait one second, okay. I wanna tell you all something. I wanna tell you something.

Without you, baby, all these things wouldn�t have become such a success, okay. So, come on. Come on, honey. Come on. �Bitch� is also your success. Jasmin Flemming, ladies and gentlemen.

Kurt, how does it feel to be back on top after so many years?

Feels fucking great, man. You kidding me? But seriously, most of the songs emerged in L.A. but inspired by my loved ones in Berlin.

The success is surely a reward for private stress?!

Err... Sorry, I don�t know what you�re talking about.

The show �Kurt & Jasmin backstage� got cancelled after a few epiodes only.

The show was trash, okay. Bad work. I took care of it myself the show got cancelled.

But wouldn�t it have been a great platform to promote the album?

But look! It also goes without. �Kurt & Jasmin backstage�, I must say, was a big lie. Jasmin and I were shown completely wrong and we don�t need that.

So, Jasmin isn�t a bitch and it�s only the name of the song?!

Hey listen, man. Listen, listen, listen. My wife is the sweetest. Okay. And she�s a very, very talented actress. Thanks.

But it�s also said you and Jasmin are having problems in your relationship.

You call it problems. I call it passion. You know, we�re both artists. Of course, we argue. But the most important thing is ... is that I love her. You know, I love her. Write it just like that, okay. The truth is I�m the bitch.

Okay, erm, a final question by anyone?

There�s a rumour you only cancelled the show because you broke up with Jasmin.

What is that? I mean, Jasmin and I break up all the time and getting back together and we�re like fire and ice.

So you�re seperated?

What? Hey, it was just a joke.

But you do have problems in your marriage. Is that why you�ve been in the USA for so long?

That�s bullshit. We don�t have problems. If we had she wouldn�t be here today.

Unless she�s only here for promotional purposes.

Okay. Thank you very much. That�s it for today and we see us. Have good trip home. Thank you.

Here you go. The bitch and the celeb. Separation from Kurt LeRoy. Is it because of Jasmin being bitchy? Marriage problems What does the rocker like about the bitch. I don�t want to do this anymore. I really don�t, Kurt.

Being a celebrity you have to bear a lot.

Man, this was your night tonight. But instead they write about me.

Look, as long as they talk about you, your life is more exciting than their own, honey. Come on.

I want to get noticed as an actress and the press only writes that I�m a bitch. That�s not fair!

I made a breakfast for my baby. Check it out.

Mhmmm, croissants

Yeah. Oh, croissants, a rose and cappuccino with extra foam.

Cool tray.

Yeah, at least it�s good for something, huh.

The press keeps on going speculating if, actually, Kurt LeRoy broke up with Jasmin who has the reputation of being a bitch. There are rumours going around Kurt is having an affair with Taylor Swift.

What?

But counts are rising Kurt�s only still together with Jasmin for promotional purposes.

That�s interesting.

I don�t have an affair with Talor Swift.

After all, Kurt is promoting his new album which was being awarded with platinum in Berlin yesterday.

Fuck you! Jesus

Kurt, tell us is it really as bad with Jasmin as you can read everywhere? I mean, every man would rather run away with a blonde country singer then, wouldn�t they?

They�re all idiots, honey. You�re my muse. I love you. You�re perfect, you�re smart, you�re sexy and that�s why I married you. And I would do it over and over again. Anytime.

Yeah, sure.

I will. I swear to god I will. And the press shall see how much I love you, shouldn�t they? Come... Jasmin Flemming, will you marry me?

You�re such a nutcase. We�re already married.

In Vegas. But in Germany our marriage isn�t legalized yet. Let us get married here. And everyone can see how much we love us.