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These aren't bad.
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Great. I'll ring them right up.
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But I don't love them.
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Let's put them in the "maybe" pile.
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Ma'am, my back is killing me.
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Unfortunately, not fast enough.
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I just don't see anything I like.
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You ought to be sitting on this stool.
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Got more shoes
for our delightful customer.
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She's gone.
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Picky bitch.
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- Are you talking to me?
- No, no, no. I'm talking to him.
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Picky bitch.
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Well, I see, as usual, you have outdone
yourselves with the store display.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Listen, morons,
I've decided to restock the store.
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So I'm donating
all of these old shoes...
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...to poor Filipino orphans.
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Well, they made them,
why would they want them back?
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Just pack them up.
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Excuse me, I've got to go shopping.
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I'm going on a cruise,
and I wanna look good.
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For her to look good, she'd have
to stand next to a real ugly tuna.
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Hi, got your lunch.
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- Oh, good.
- Thank you.
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- Griff, give her the money.
- I don't have any money.
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Well, I don't have
any money.
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Well, you know,
I could take those sandals instead.
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You know, a little trade?
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Hey...
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- You got a deal.
- Cool.
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And while you're at it,
take yourself a pair of Peds.
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All right, Lucky,
the dishes are all done.
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Now it's time to do Al's laundry.
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Oh, yeah? Well, anyone who doesn't
think Delta Burke is a major talent...
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...is someone
I don't wanna do business with.
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Hey.
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Guess what.
I finally got my masseuse license.
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You know what that means?
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You can rub men
and finally get paid for it?
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No, master of self-massage...
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...it means, as a licensed masseuse,
I can make some money--
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Oh, yeah, I guess you're right, huh?
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So, Mom, you look pretty stressed.
Do you wanna go first?
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Well, I guess Mom can wait.
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How about you?
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Well, I am a little tense.
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Getting Delta Burke a job isn't as easy
as I thought it would be.
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Here, hop on the table. Come on.
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- All right.
- All right, let's see.
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Okay.
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Oh, Kelly, that feels good.
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Yeah. See, the key to it is pressure.
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Because if you press
in the wrong place, you could--
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You could really hurt someone.
Here, let's try this one.
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- No, stop. Kelly, stop. Please.
- It's really a good one though.
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Well, there's a sound
I haven't heard before.
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Oh, my God. I can't move my legs.
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I can't move my legs.
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That's not true.
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They're twitching.
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I really, really think
I'm gonna need some help here.
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Okay. Well, I guess I better
go take another lesson then, huh?
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- Okay, bye.
- No, Kelly. Don't leave!
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Kelly, don't leave, please!
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Mom!
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You know, this bartering stuff is great.
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I wonder why people didn't think
of this thousands of years ago.
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You know, it's kind of hard
to barter...
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...when you got a T. rex
chasing your ass.
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Hey.
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This here looks expensive, huh?
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My back is killing me.
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The view is killing me.
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Hey.
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How come this chair...
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...has an on-and-off switch?
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Because that
is the Swedish Ecstasy 5000.
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This massage chair is so amazing...
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...other massage chairs sit in it
when they want to relax.
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Some people say...
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...the Swedish Ecstasy 5000
is almost as good as sex.
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They're crazy.
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It's much better.
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- We'll take it.
- Well, that will be $3000.
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Three thousand dollars?
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For that we could have actual sex
with Swedish girls.
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Yeah.
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Yes. Well, maybe we couldn't,
but some guys could.
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That's another great feature
of this chair.
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- It will never say no to you.
- Yeah.
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Spit on you and call you a shoe man.
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Or lard butt.
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Or spoon-billed.
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Well, that only happened once.
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My friend, you're in luck.
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We're in the barter business.
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Now, how many shoes would you take
for this here chair?
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One. As long as there's
$3000 stuffed in it.
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Come on. We're both mall guys.
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What would you take for that chair?
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Well, it's too bad you guys don't work
in the sporting goods store...
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...because I'd trade that chair
for a set of graphite golf clubs.
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That can be arranged.
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So, what do you say?
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I say I'll give you the clubs...
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...for 50 pairs of stiletto heels.
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Size 12.
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Don't ask.
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Who are we to judge?
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And a push-up bra.
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Maybe we'll judge a little.
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Deal.
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Okay.
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Now, Bud...
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...can you feel this?
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No.
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All right.
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How about this?
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That's good. That's good.
It means it hasn't spread.
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Kelly, I'm in a lot of pain here.
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Oh, and I'm not?
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Do you have any idea
what watching Oprah at this angle...
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...is doing to my neck?
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Mommy, please call the doctor.
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Oh, what good's a doctor, Bud?
All they're gonna do...
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...is stick you with needles
and check your temperature.
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Speaking of which...
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Well, if you were a pot roast,
you'd be done by now.
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Don't worry, Bud.
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I'm here to help.
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I've been in more massage parlors
than anyone in the world.
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All right, I think I have an idea.
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Put Bud on the table.
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- All right.
- All right.
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Why--? What--? No, I don't--
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Okay. Now what?
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Nothing. I just wanted the couch.
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All right, Bud.
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Here we go. Here we go.
Now, this is a little something...
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...that I picked up in a massage parlor
in the Far East.
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Well, actually, I picked up
a few things in that massage parlor...
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...but this is one
that I can pass on to you.
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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
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Okay, now, Bud, I am going
to manipulate your vertebrae...
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...while twisting your neck clockwise.
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- Oh, be careful.
- Here we go. And...
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Or was that counter clockwise?
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Oh, God, now I can't move at all!
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Well, on the plus side, you clot well.
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Al, don't you think all this trading
is getting a little out of hand?
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What do you mean?
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Oh, just a hunch.
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Very simple, Griff.
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To get the chair,
we had to get the golf clubs.
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To get the golf clubs,
we had to get that push-up bra.
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To get the push-up bra,
we had to give them the kayak...
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...and that apology for the detour
through the fitting room.
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Now all we need to do
is get this driving mower to the Gap...
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...and Mr. Zippy the chimp
to Hickory Farms.
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I hope they don't let him roll
the cheese logs.
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Hi, I need a pair of shoes.
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Well, what are you doing here?
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You need shoes,
you go to the Hallmark store.
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And if you need pantyhose,
you gotta go to the Beef Bowl.
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Good day.
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Al, are you sure
this is gonna work out?
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Trust me. I've thought of everything.
Nothing can go wrong.
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- Freeze.
- You're busted.
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What did we do?
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You're in violation of Mall Code 274,
illegal bartering.
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Bar-- Bar-- Bartering?
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But who's bartering?
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Then what's all this merchandise
doing here?
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Well, if you...
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...wipe the Clearasil
out of your eyes, officer...
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...you would have seen
that the sign says:
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"Gary's Shoes and Accessories."
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See, all this stuff,
they're accessories.
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A barbecue grill?
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Well, sure, maybe to you...
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...but to a discriminating consumer,
this is...
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...a foot warmer.
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All right, that makes sense.
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But what about this?
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That is...
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That's for our customer lounge.
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Welcome to the shoe room,
gentlemen.
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Any requests?
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Come on, Bundy.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Keep your voice down.
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There's no reason to shout.
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Come on,
we all work in the same mall.
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Why are you giving me the shaft?
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Let's take five, Little Stevie.
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Now, listen, I know that you guys
are just doing your job...
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...you know,
between doughnut runs...
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...but let's talk about
a little payola, you know?
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A little greasing of the wheel.
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A little something
for the widows and orphans fund.
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No way, Bundy.
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We want free stuff.
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And...
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...Griff plays
at the Mall Policeman's Ball.
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Deal.
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As long as it's not on Saturday.
See, I booked me a bar mitzvah.
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Stop that!
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Come on, Bud,
you have to cooperate...
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...or we're not gonna take you
to the chiropractor.
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Oh, are you sure he's good?
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Of course he's good.
His office is in the mall.
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- Come on, let's hurry up.
- Here we go.
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Okay, okay.
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- Okay.
- That's good.
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There you go, buddy.
It should work.
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Need I remind you people
that we have to go through a tunnel?
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Someone's cranky.
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All right. Let's put him in the trunk.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Here we go.
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No, no, no.
That's not a good idea.
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Why, you can't even feel your legs.
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- The trunk is not a good idea.
- Yes, it is.
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Come on, Bud, you didn't mind
going in the trunk...
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...when we had to go to the drive-in
or grandma's or California.
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- Get the trunk.
- Well, push over.
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Stop, I don't want--
I'm not getting in the trunk.
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No. Don't even--!
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I'm sorry, Bud.
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Let me out.
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His legs are moving.
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You big faker.
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All right, look. I have a better idea.
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Take him out of the trunk.
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- All right.
- Come on.
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Come on, Bud. Oh, jeez.
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Hey, this is a great idea...
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...tying Bud to the roof.
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- You said tie him to the roof?
- Yeah.
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I thought you said put him in a tie.
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Oh, no.
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Slow down.
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What'd he say?
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- I think he said stop.
- Okay.
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Oh, that had to hurt.
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Well, I hope you enjoy
your Bustisizer.
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I sure have.
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Al, your chair is here.
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Gary's Shoes.
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Well, Gary's.
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Hello, chair.
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Al, we're in big trouble.
That was Gary.
252
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,361
She found out that retro was in,
and she wants all the shoes back.
253
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,839
But we gave all those shoes away.
254
00:15:18,204 --> 00:15:19,637
- Calm down.
- Calm down?
255
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:21,357
This is all your fault, Griff.
256
00:15:21,564 --> 00:15:24,840
My fault? This was all your idea.
257
00:15:25,044 --> 00:15:27,877
Hey, now, let's not place blame here.
258
00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:30,043
How we gonna get the shoes back?
259
00:15:30,244 --> 00:15:32,235
Well, we've gotta trade
for everything back.
260
00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:33,593
Including the chair.
261
00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:36,113
- Not the chair.
- Al...
262
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,317
...what good is a massage chair
gonna do you in prison...
263
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:42,322
...when a guy named Lava Joe
has just made you his bride?
264
00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:51,233
I love this store.
265
00:15:51,444 --> 00:15:53,514
What about the chiropractor?
266
00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:56,278
Bud, you saw those prices.
267
00:15:56,484 --> 00:15:58,440
We're not made out of money,
you know.
268
00:15:58,644 --> 00:16:00,157
Oh, look.
269
00:16:00,364 --> 00:16:03,083
A titanium showerhead.
270
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:05,593
Oh, and it's only $400.
271
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:07,999
I'll take it.
272
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:11,241
This is the worst day of my life.
273
00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:13,402
Well, I guess it's okay to tell you...
274
00:16:13,604 --> 00:16:16,164
...that Delta Burke called
and she fired you.
275
00:16:16,404 --> 00:16:17,837
I'm sorry.
276
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,122
It doesn't get any lower than that.
277
00:16:23,604 --> 00:16:25,913
Hey, Bud...
278
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:28,433
...you know what I do...
279
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:31,279
...when I'm feeling blue?
280
00:16:31,484 --> 00:16:33,202
I tan my troubles away.
281
00:16:33,404 --> 00:16:34,519
Oh, that's a good idea.
282
00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,680
There you go, sweetie.
There you go.
283
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,161
I don't know
if this is such a good idea.
284
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:41,480
See, I'm fair-skinned.
285
00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:44,392
Foosball.
286
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,639
Best three out of two?
287
00:16:45,844 --> 00:16:47,482
- You're on.
- Okay.
288
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,718
Hey, Bundy...
289
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,152
...love the clubs.
290
00:16:54,364 --> 00:16:56,798
Hey, that's good.
Give them back to us.
291
00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:59,802
No way. They've taken
eight strokes off my game.
292
00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:02,996
But see, we traded back everything
we traded for for the chair.
293
00:17:03,204 --> 00:17:06,560
Even Mr. Zippy the chimp,
who didn't wanna go.
294
00:17:07,404 --> 00:17:11,192
And I'm not ashamed to say it,
I'm gonna miss the little fellow.
295
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:14,684
So be a pal, help us out.
296
00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:17,159
But we're not pals.
297
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:20,037
I don't like you.
298
00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:22,963
But I like you.
299
00:17:27,324 --> 00:17:28,757
Beat it.
300
00:17:30,764 --> 00:17:32,117
Hey, Peg.
301
00:17:32,324 --> 00:17:33,473
What are you doing up?
302
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:35,402
Well...
303
00:17:35,604 --> 00:17:38,118
...one of us has to be
an attentive parent.
304
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:42,078
Bud is in serious trouble. He's--
305
00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:46,636
He's burning.
306
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:49,597
Sorry, Bud, we...
307
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:53,240
Oh, we kind of lost track of time.
308
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:56,602
But...
309
00:17:57,204 --> 00:17:58,603
Gee, you...
310
00:17:58,804 --> 00:18:00,795
You look great.
311
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:05,198
You smell like chicken.
312
00:18:06,484 --> 00:18:07,917
Bud boy?
313
00:18:08,124 --> 00:18:09,955
Daddy. Dad?
314
00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:13,236
They're trying to kill me,
you know?
315
00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:16,436
Welcome to my world, son.
316
00:18:21,484 --> 00:18:24,044
All right.
What did you do to the boy?
317
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:26,674
Well, I massaged him and then--
318
00:18:26,884 --> 00:18:28,442
And now he can't walk.
319
00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,362
You massaged him...
320
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,953
...and now he's paralyzed.
321
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:36,113
Great. I got a good idea.
Help me here.
322
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,360
- Bud, come here, son.
- What are you doing?
323
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:40,520
Don't worry.
We'll take good care of you.
324
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,760
Get him over to the chair.
Come on over here.
325
00:18:42,964 --> 00:18:45,797
Easy, boy. There.
326
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:48,438
Attention, mall shoppers.
327
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,112
You see what this chair
did to my only son?
328
00:18:51,324 --> 00:18:53,235
It paralyzed him...
329
00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:56,004
...and it burned him.
330
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:59,113
Cut him down in his prime.
331
00:18:59,324 --> 00:19:01,918
All thanks to this evil chair.
332
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,843
What the hell
are you guys trying to pull?
333
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:08,161
I'm trying to save
my sorry son's life.
334
00:19:08,884 --> 00:19:09,873
Hey, Dad...
335
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:12,234
...I think I'm starting to be able
to move here.
336
00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:16,997
Oh, my spine!
337
00:19:17,204 --> 00:19:18,762
All right. All right.
338
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:21,876
Take the clubs.
Just get the hell out of here.
339
00:19:22,084 --> 00:19:23,233
Come on, Griff, let's go.
340
00:19:23,444 --> 00:19:26,595
A pleasure doing business
with you, sir.
341
00:19:31,924 --> 00:19:34,597
My skin is fried.
342
00:19:35,804 --> 00:19:39,763
Well, here,
maybe this will cool you off.
343
00:19:39,964 --> 00:19:41,283
That's not gonna work.
344
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:42,997
Here.
345
00:19:43,204 --> 00:19:44,603
No--
346
00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:46,362
Kelly!
347
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,797
Thank you, Kelly. That felt real good.
348
00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:13,155
Well, just as I suspected...
349
00:20:13,364 --> 00:20:17,039
...you two slugs haven't moved
a muscle since I left.
350
00:20:17,244 --> 00:20:19,712
Jeez, you guys could get
some exercise.
351
00:20:19,924 --> 00:20:23,997
It's just that your beauty
has left us breathless.
352
00:20:25,044 --> 00:20:26,397
You'll have to wait in line...
353
00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:30,483
...because I met a special someone
on that cruise. He's picking me up.
354
00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:32,879
I just need a minute
to make myself pretty.
355
00:20:36,284 --> 00:20:39,162
She's gonna need a little bit more
than a minute, huh?
356
00:20:40,964 --> 00:20:43,432
Al, you sure you cleared out
all that stuff back there?
357
00:20:43,644 --> 00:20:44,872
Yes, I'm sure.
358
00:20:54,684 --> 00:20:57,835
That's one desperate
little chimp, huh?
359
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,636
Don't go away, we'll be right back.
360
00:21:11,844 --> 00:21:14,233
I told you, I'm in a hurry.
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