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Hello.
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A political poll?
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I never have before,
but go ahead, shoot.
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I don't know.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Who?
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Ohh, right.
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I don't know.
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Uh, hello?
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One moment, Douglas,
I'm making a phone call.
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Yeah. I'm already on the
phone, OK? I'm taking a poll.
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My apologies.
Carry on.
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Sorry about that, guy.
Go ahead.
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I don't know.
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How could you not know that?
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Arthur, would you
just hang up, please?!
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Why should I?
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The man's conducting
a political poll
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and he has a right to speak to
someone who's not an ignoramus!
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If you're so smart, why don't you
tell him that you live in my basement?
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Why don't you tell him
you're enormous?
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Why don't you tell him that your
total salary last year was $12?!
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That was after taxes!
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Arthur, just stop talking,
would you, please?
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Sorry about that, guy-
hello? Hello?
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Get ready to laugh.
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Hon, I'm in the middle
of something here, OK?
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I'm on my route today, right?
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Doug? Mommy's busy.
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But this is a really
funny story.
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OK, just because I'm doing
this project from home
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doesn't mean I'm sitting
around here doing nothing. OK?
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My boss wants me to translate
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this humongous piece
of real estate jargon crap
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into layman's terms so a
jury can understand it, OK?
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I don't have time
for your little story.
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Mm-hmm, but you did
have time for that story.
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Which, by the way,
was a snoozefest.
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Please?
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Fine.
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How many times have I
asked you not to do that?
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I'm in my truck, right?
I'm making my stops.
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
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when I look down at the address
label on my next delivery.
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Guess what the guy's name is?
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I don't know. What?
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Bubka penis.
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Gimme a break. That's
not the guy's real name.
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Yes, it was.
I asked him for proof.
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He showed me
his driver's license.
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Doug, nobody's last name
is penis.
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Nobody from this
country, snob.
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He happens to be from Israel.
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Apparently it's like Smith
over there.
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OK, so is that it?
Is that your story?
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Know what? If you didn't laugh
at a Ralph penis, I'd understand.
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But bubka?
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Come on in, Holly!
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Hey, Arthur, you ready
for your walk?
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I've been ready since you
dropped me off on Tuesday.
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OK, well, I guess
we should get going, then.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing.
It's no big deal.
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Now let's go enjoy
this beautiful day!
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I can't shake the feeling
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that something's
bothering you.
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I'm getting kicked out
of my apartment.
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Why?
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The guy I was
subletting it from,
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he was living with someone.
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Well, now he's starting to think
that maybe he's not gay.
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Ugh, it's a whole story.
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Where will you go?
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I don't know.
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Maybe my step-brother's
tool shed.
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He's gonna let me know.
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Nonsense.
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You'll stay here with me
in the basement
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till you find a new place.
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No. No, I couldn't.
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There'll be
no hanky-panky.
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To be honest,
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the whole dog-walker thing
is a pretty big turn-off.
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Let me just ask the kids.
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Holly's getting kicked out
of her apartment.
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Can she stay with us?
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Well, dad, it's, uh,
kind of hard to say no
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when she's standing
3 feet away from us.
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She's in a different room!
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OK, not really
a different room
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when you can wave
to her from this one.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Are you coming down
for breakfast?
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No. I have
too much to do.
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You got to have breakfast.
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Honey, I'm fine.
Just go ahead.
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What's happening here, baby?
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Well, Holly's gonna
be down there and...
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I'll have to...
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Talk to her.
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So? You talk to her
all the time.
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No. I say hello
and good-bye,
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but now we'll be
just sitting there eating
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and it'll be, like, "hey,
what's the deal with milk?"
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So then don't talk to her.
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That's more awkward.
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Doug, then skip breakfast, OK?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Arthur, I'm gonna
go grab some breakfast!
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Okey-doke!
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Morning, Doug.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to say thanks
again for taking me in.
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I really appreciate that.
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No problem.
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Want some cereal?
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Sure.
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OK.
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Heh.
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There you go. Yeah.
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Cereal.
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It's what it's all about.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Arthur! Come on up
for breakfast, buddy!
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You know I can't start my day
without my 2 scoops of Artie!
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I don't know what that means,
but it sounds terrifying!
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Funny thing happened to me
the other day at work.
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Really? What?
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I delivered a package to
this guy named bubka penis.
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Hands up!
Hands up! Hands up!
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There you go.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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That was just-
that was so funny.
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D- don't apologize.
It was funny.
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God, funny things
must happen to you
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all the time on your job.
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Oh, they do. They do.
Here. Have some more cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, you, uh,
coming down for breakfast?
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Nah.
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OK.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What you doing?
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Oh, I got up early, so I
thought I'd make some breakfast,
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just a little thank-you
for having me.
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Would you like some pancakes,
eggs, and hand-cut bacon?
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Yes, yes, and...
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Hell, yes.
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Well, it'll be ready
in just one second.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's kinda gross, right?
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I'll give 5 bucks
if you can finish it.
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Get out!
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Wow! You the man.
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I don't know if I
have 5 bucks on me.
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Ooh, I do have
this arby's coupon.
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That's as good as cash
in this house.
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Great.
Well, have a seat.
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I've got a lot
of food coming up.
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I hope you're hungry.
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OK.
All right.
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Here you go.
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Oh, hey, you want me
to wheel the TV in
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so you can watch
while you eat?
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Hey, you coming down
for dinner?
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So-ahh.
There you go.
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Oh, man.
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Heh heh.
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I'm so frickin' uptight.
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I can't get anything done.
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Let's have sex.
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Thanks, baby.
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Hope you like chocolate!
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00:11:47,688 --> 00:11:49,740
Hey. Just wanted
to let you know
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you're doin'
a great job up here.
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Thanks, honey.
Mmm.
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I just want you to know,
you down here,
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it's working out great.
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00:12:06,924 --> 00:12:08,508
Well, thanks, Doug.
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Do you want your morning
coffee on the sofa today?
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Why not?
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I'm tellin' ya, it's great.
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If I want somebody
to laugh at my stories,
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cook for me, be nice to me,
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I got Holly on this floor.
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If I want someone
to have sex with,
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yell at the phone company,
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tell me when to take a shower,
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I got Carrie up thar.
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Upstairs wife,
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downstairs wife,
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happy.
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You're full of it.
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You don't believe it?
Check this out.
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This came wet today.
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So?
So...
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Carr!
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Paper boy threw the paper
in the sprinklers!
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What?! I'm gonna kill
that little bastard!
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Thank you, upstairs wife.
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And as far as this mess
is concerned-hey, Hol?
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Yeah, Doug? Yeah, this
paper came wet today,
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and I kind of wanted
to read the sports section.
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00:13:01,211 --> 00:13:02,611
Well, let me blow-dry that for you.
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00:13:05,066 --> 00:13:08,635
Thank you, downstairs wife.
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My nipples are hard.
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00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,492
This is disgusting!
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This is an insult to Carrie.
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She's the woman you vowed
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to spend the rest
of your life with.
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Look, if I had to
choose one of them,
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I'd probably choose her.
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You do have to choose!
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00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:27,837
Mmm, not at the moment. Ohhh.
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00:13:27,905 --> 00:13:29,985
Why are you so lucky? I
mean, I bust my hump all day.
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I got 2 kids.
Do I get an extra wife?
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00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:34,611
No. That goes
to the white man.
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This is not just good
for me, all right?
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00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:37,897
This Sunday, the fight
on pay-per-view?
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00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:39,066
We can all watch it here
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00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,400
'cause Carrie's gonna be
upstairs in her office.
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00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:42,069
So we can smoke
all the stogies we want.
223
00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:44,671
Plus, Holly knows a guy
who can get us Cubans.
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00:13:44,738 --> 00:13:45,739
OK, those are illegal.
225
00:13:45,806 --> 00:13:46,740
I've-I've had it.
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You guys
don't respect marriage
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or trade embargoes.
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00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,965
So, any requests
for fight night?
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'Cause Holly
can make anything.
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I say we go with,
like, a taco bar.
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Holly will probably be
circulating around here
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with hors d'oeuvres, so
no one's gonna go hungr--
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00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,649
hey. Can I help you?
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00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,576
I finished my report. What?
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00:14:06,644 --> 00:14:07,811
Yeah. I worked
so hard this week,
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and then I finished early,
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so for the rest of the weekend
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it's just you and me
on the couch, buddy.
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00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:15,035
Y- you mean, this couch
down-down here?
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00:14:15,102 --> 00:14:16,937
Yeah. Just do me a favor
and look this over,
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make sure it's not
too complicated, OK?
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00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,318
'Kay, not sure
if I like work boots
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on the coffee table, OK?
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00:14:23,878 --> 00:14:26,262
Uh, sorry.
Thank you.
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00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:29,115
Uh, hon, is this supposed
to be understandable
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00:14:29,183 --> 00:14:30,584
to regular people?
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00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:31,585
Yeah. Why?
248
00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:33,186
Well, like this part here:
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"The jurors should only
consider evidence
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germane to the issues
at hand."
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00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:43,063
What?!
What?
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00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:44,814
I'm totally lost here. What,
are you suing Jermaine Jackson?
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00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,749
Is he suing you?
What's goin' on?
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00:14:46,817 --> 00:14:48,068
Oh, come on, you gotta be
kidding me. I'm serious.
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00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:49,816
Look at this thing.
It's full of big words.
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"Litigation",
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"facade", "Constantine."
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00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,860
That's the defendant's
last name.
259
00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,629
OK, you're being an imbecile.
260
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,096
All right, well, if you don't
have any imbeciles on your jury,
261
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,281
I think you're gonna be fine.
262
00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:05,168
Oh, the jury's gonna
be full of imbeciles.
263
00:15:05,236 --> 00:15:08,572
The smart people
get out of jury duty.
264
00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:11,908
Now I have to do this
whole report over again.
265
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:13,710
Oh, gosh. I'll
walk you upstairs, baby.
266
00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:21,267
Here we go.
There you are.
267
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:22,975
Hey, and if you get
a little stressed out,
268
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,206
you just give me a holler.
269
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:32,490
So, anyway, I'm sure you're
comfortable here and all,
270
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:34,536
but, you know, if you ever
need a change of scenery,
271
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,266
we got plenty of room
in our apartment.
272
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,813
That's really sweet
of you. Actually--
273
00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:39,402
uh, Hol, could you
go into the kitchen
274
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,105
and see how we're doing
mini-donut-wise?
275
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:43,940
Oh, I think we
have 2 boxes left.
276
00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:45,675
Thinking isn't knowing.
277
00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:48,411
You're right.
278
00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,349
What the hell are you doin'? Nothin'.
279
00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:52,999
You're trying to steal
my downstairs wife.
280
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:54,951
You don't even
have a downstairs!
281
00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:56,103
So?
282
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,605
Sh-she'll be futon wife.
283
00:15:58,672 --> 00:15:59,992
Look, I'm just
lookin' for someone
284
00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:02,242
to iron my shirts
without bitching about it.
285
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,677
Look, I'll see you
Sunday. Come on.
286
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,812
And you, too. Let's go.
What did I do?
287
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,864
I look at you,
and I see trouble.
288
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:13,603
And if you look over here,
289
00:16:13,671 --> 00:16:15,204
you'll see this one's
perfect for you.
290
00:16:15,272 --> 00:16:17,857
It's a lovely one-bedroom
with a kitchenette.
291
00:16:17,925 --> 00:16:19,008
Hey! It looks really nice.
292
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:20,577
What's, uh-
what's goin' on here?
293
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:22,045
Oh, Arthur found me
some apartments.
294
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,748
Oh, and we do have 2
boxes of mini-donuts left.
295
00:16:24,816 --> 00:16:26,616
Great, great. Uh, could
you go into the garage
296
00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:29,302
and check out the diet
Dr. Pepper situation?
297
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,020
I think we've got
about 4 case--
298
00:16:31,088 --> 00:16:33,156
oh. Thinking
isn't knowing.
299
00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:34,925
Here, let me go check.
300
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,462
Hey, guy.
301
00:16:39,530 --> 00:16:41,370
You were the one who
wanted Holly to stay here.
302
00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:42,766
Why are you rushin' her out?
303
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,134
This roommate thing's
not for me.
304
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:47,303
Spitting out our toothpaste
at the same time
305
00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:50,139
was only cute once.
306
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:51,974
Are you kidding me?
That sounds adorable.
307
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:54,377
Hell, it's cute enough
just watching you do it.
308
00:16:54,445 --> 00:16:56,279
Sorry. She's history.
309
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:59,115
OK, you listen up and
you listen good, old man.
310
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:01,101
I got a good thing goin'
with Holly down here
311
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,435
and Carrie upstairs, OK?
312
00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:04,570
So you just forget about
all this apartment stuff.
313
00:17:04,638 --> 00:17:05,505
But I want Holly out.
314
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:06,957
Yeah, well, I want
Holly to stay.
315
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,309
I guess we'll just
have to agree to disagree.
316
00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:11,017
Well, why don't we agree
that I'm very big
317
00:17:11,042 --> 00:17:13,010
and you're very brittle?
318
00:17:14,214 --> 00:17:16,048
I could get on board with that. Yeah.
319
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,518
So here's how it's
gonna go down-whoa!
320
00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,837
It's a little early for
a break, huh, little lady?
321
00:17:20,905 --> 00:17:21,872
Oh, I'm just gonna
get some coffee.
322
00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:23,139
Oh, I'll make you coffee.
323
00:17:23,207 --> 00:17:24,207
That's what I'm here for.
324
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,641
You go get back
up in that zone.
325
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:26,776
Get in the zone, girl!
326
00:17:26,844 --> 00:17:28,078
You get up there!
327
00:17:28,145 --> 00:17:29,746
Wha-cha!
328
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:35,802
OK, I got decaf, regular,
329
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:38,038
a few slices of Turkey,
some tampons,
330
00:17:38,105 --> 00:17:40,006
and the Seabiscuit DVD
with extras.
331
00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:41,641
You're all set here.
332
00:17:42,576 --> 00:17:44,594
Um, thanks?
333
00:17:44,661 --> 00:17:46,446
Hey, thank you for being you.
334
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:47,747
All right, I gotta scoot.
335
00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:50,550
What are you doing?
336
00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:53,243
I'm just seeing if the door
can lock from the outside.
337
00:17:54,388 --> 00:17:56,105
Why would the door lock
from the outside?
338
00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:56,933
I know. It's crazy.
339
00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,824
OK, be productive!
340
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,995
Oh, how did
those mormons do it?
341
00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:15,491
Boy, your downstairs wife really
knows her way around a Chimichanga.
342
00:18:16,544 --> 00:18:18,195
Tequila shots, boys!
343
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,263
Ohh!
Mmm.
344
00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:22,265
I just love
the smell of cigars.
345
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,167
Something about it
just makes me wanna bake.
346
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:27,737
Doug, great party.
Oh, thanks, man.
347
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,485
I wanna introduce you
to my sister Melinda.
348
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,240
Hi. Thanks
for having me.
349
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:32,592
It's the least I could do with
you having to go through life
350
00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,960
with this guy as your brother.
351
00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:36,067
Ah, watch it. You wanna
stay on Melinda's good side.
352
00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,847
She does P.R.
for Nassau coliseum.
353
00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:39,716
Yeah. If you ever
want tickets to anything,
354
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,551
just give me a call.
355
00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:46,623
Coliseum wife?
356
00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:48,892
Do I dare?
357
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,783
Ohh!
358
00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:01,855
Hey, you like the seats?
Oh, they're great!
359
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,443
Any chance I can do
that Zamboni thing?
360
00:19:03,468 --> 00:19:05,191
Stop by the locker room later,
361
00:19:05,259 --> 00:19:07,260
and I'll introduce you
to some of the players.
362
00:19:07,328 --> 00:19:08,661
'Kay.
363
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:12,398
Coliseum wife,
364
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,367
you're my favorite.
365
00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:22,042
Hello?
366
00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:23,376
Oh, hey, Doug.
367
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:26,546
No, no, no, I--
368
00:19:26,614 --> 00:19:28,048
I understand.
369
00:19:28,115 --> 00:19:30,684
Well, I mean, if she's gonna
introduce you to the players,
370
00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:32,953
you gotta stay.
371
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,288
No, no, don't worry about me.
372
00:19:35,355 --> 00:19:37,490
OK. Bye.
373
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,934
Hey.
Hey.
374
00:19:49,169 --> 00:19:51,204
Everything OK?
Oh, no, no, it's fine,
375
00:19:51,272 --> 00:19:52,989
except I spent all day
making Doug's favorite dishes,
376
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,123
and now they're just
gonna sit here and get cold,
377
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:55,825
but does he care? No, no!
378
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:58,361
Because he's with some girl
at his precious hockey game!
379
00:20:01,131 --> 00:20:04,801
Shouldn't I be the one
who's upset about this?
380
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:06,937
Actually, yeah.
381
00:20:07,004 --> 00:20:08,521
What-what's
goin' on here?
382
00:20:08,589 --> 00:20:12,459
Open your eyes, you fools!
The man has 3 wives!
383
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:22,586
Hey, Hol,
something smells great!
384
00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:24,654
Carr, your lovah-man's
comin' upstairs,
385
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:27,390
so prepare yourself
for-oh.
386
00:20:31,228 --> 00:20:33,529
Hey.
387
00:20:33,597 --> 00:20:35,281
Hey.
388
00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:39,936
Look, I-I know emotions
389
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:41,320
are running high right now,
390
00:20:41,388 --> 00:20:42,872
but let me just say this:
391
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,440
Coliseum wife?
392
00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:46,109
She's gone.
393
00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:49,713
'Cause this here,
this is what works, huh?
394
00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,834
OK, I'm gonna
go check into a hotel.
395
00:21:02,909 --> 00:21:04,789
I'm sorry I didn't show up
at the game, Melinda.
396
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,581
I- I ran into a thing
here at home.
397
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:10,195
No, I know you went to a lot of
trouble, and I appreciate that.
398
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:13,155
Let me make it up to you. Can you
get me tickets for next Tuesday?
399
00:21:14,655 --> 00:21:17,657
Oh, come on, baby, don't
be like that. I love you.
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