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What are you doing
with the Clark bar?
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I thought you were
a snickers man.
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Oh. I delivered
to an Ed Clark today,
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and, well, one thing
led to another.
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Any chance you might deliver
to a Steve celery sometime?
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Any chance you could
deliver to shutty town?
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I used to love these as a kid.
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Mmm.
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Actually stole one once.
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You stole?
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Yep. I was at herb's candies one day.
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I came up a dime short,
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so I just put one
in my pocket,
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slipped out the front door and ate it.
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5 minutes later, I felt so
guilty I threw it all up.
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And yet you got back
on the horse.
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How about you, you
ever steal anything?
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Uh... once
in high school,
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a bunch of us stole a car.
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I'm sorry?
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Well, if you want
to be technical,
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it was more of a carjacking.
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The, uh, the shop teacher
Mr. Peshkin
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was gonna fail a bunch of us,
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so we waited for him
after school, and, um,
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when he was climbing
into his crappy old buick,
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my friend Jimmy
came up behind him,
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and he was, like,
"get down! Get down!"
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Like he had a gun
or something.
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So Mr. Peshkin, he just
dropped to the pavement,
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and we just all piled
in his car and took off.
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He never saw us.
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But then later on, we started
freaking out about fingerprints,
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so we stripped
the license plates
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and pushed the car
into the river.
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It's crazy the stuff
you do as a kid, right?
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Ohh.
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I've never wanted you more.
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Do you ever think
at times like this
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when I'm not looking my best,
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is when I need to feel
attractive the most?
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I need you to do
something for me, OK?
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I already got you
your precious medicine.
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I need you to go
with my father
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to family night
at the senior center.
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It starts at 6:00.
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I can't. Tonight
I have plans.
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What plans?
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I was gonna drink beer
and gamble on-line.
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OK, you know what,
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if you're gonna be
such a baby about it,
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then I'll just go myself.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Gosh...
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Here, bundle up.
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This is where Gus lumsen died.
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This is where
Chuck Randolph died.
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And this is where
they give us juice.
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Wow. Well, this is great.
This is really, really great.
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Oh, my God! Is it-
is it 6:05 already?
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Oh, no. Here comes that
braggart Philip waldecott.
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Spooner.
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Waldecott.
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Am I missing anything?
I'm a little late.
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I just had a meeting
with our contractor.
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We're building a new
guest wing onto our house.
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What a coincidence.
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We're building a new
guest wing on our house.
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Well, lucky for us,
we'll be away in St. Barts
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while they're doing
all the work.
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Amazing. We'll be in St. Barts
while they're doing our work.
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By the way, I'd like you
to meet my son-in-law Warren.
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Pleasure.
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I'd like you to meet
my son-in-law Warren.
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Nice to meet you, Warren.
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Actually, everybody
calls me Doug for short.
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So, the member-guest
shuffleboard tournament
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is coming up next week.
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I understand that
the first prize
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is a large basket of Mr.
Tootsie's foot care products.
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I assume that you two
will be playing?
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Playing?
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We'll be giving you the drubbing
of your lives, waldecott.
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Right, Warren?
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OK, couple of things.
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Not Warren, not goin'.
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Well, come on, Warren.
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You've been begging
to see my pottery.
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I'm sorry, Douglas.
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I didn't mean to
put you on the spot.
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It just would've been nice to
stick it to that smug bastard.
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You and me together, stepping
into that winner's circle,
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holding up that foot powder.
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I could almost taste it.
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Spooner.
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Can you believe this?
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My gravy boat won first prize.
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Congratulations.
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I'm sorry to see you
walk away empty-handed.
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But I suppose
you could go home
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and look at your ribbons
from other years...
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Oh, no, wait. You
haven't won any, have you?
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No.
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Well, anyway, I guess
I'll be seeing you in st. Barts.
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All right, they're goin' down.
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Carrie, it's Holly.
Can I come in?
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Yeah. Hey, come in.
Join the party.
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Your dad told me
you were sick,
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so I brought you some soup.
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Oh, that is so sweet.
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Thank you.
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And from what I can smell,
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it smells great.
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Oh, it's great.
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Yeah, it's something my mom used
to make it for her boyfriends
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when they were detoxing.
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Oh, well, it was very
nice of you. Thank you.
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Sure. I can come by tomorrow
and bring you some more
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if you're still
not feeling well.
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Well, if you don't mind.
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Not at all.
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All right, here you go.
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Feel better, and I
will see you tomorrow.
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OK.
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Yeah.
Oh, and, Hol...
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Could you maybe bring me
something a little sweet, too?
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Surprise me.
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Oh, Douglas, thanks
again for doing this.
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It means the world to me.
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You got it, Arthur.
By the way,
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they put a drawstring
on sweatpants for a reason.
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All right, let's get
this practice underway.
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We'll learn the court,
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get our team
strategy together,
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and while we're at it,
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take in the sights.
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You know, what happens
at the senior center
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stays at the senior center.
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All right.
Well, let's do it.
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Let's see what
this game's all about.
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All right. Remember, shuffleboard
is trickier than it looks.
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I lettered
in 3 sports, Arthur.
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I think I can slide a salad
plate across a cement floor.
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Ooh, looks like I knocked
you out again, Douglas.
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You're in the zone, Josephine.
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Your turn.
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Once again, you've gone
a bit too far, dear.
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OK, you know what? The
short one's pissing me off.
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Relax. She's just trying
to get in your head.
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Now, listen, Douglas.
You're strong.
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You need to control
that strength.
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Make it work for you.
Like this.
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Now you.
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Thanks for the match, boys.
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We'll see you inside.
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Losers buy the juice.
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I can't believe this.
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It looked much easier
on the Love Boat.
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Don't worry about it, Douglas.
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With a little more
practice, team Spooner
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will be neck deep
in foot powder.
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We'll show that
waldecott a thing or two.
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Thanks, Arthur. You're right,
we're gonna win this thing.
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You bet we will.
Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, damn it!
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What are you doing? That
one was heading for the 10.
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What are you doing?
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Couldn't find a court
that's open at night.
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How about our very long,
well-lit driveway?
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Then I'd have to
roll up the hose.
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It's a whole thing.
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I'm gonna give you a free
pass on this one, honey,
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because you're doing
a nice thing for my dad.
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Really.
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Can I, uh...
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Use that free pass...
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For Jack in the box?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey.
Oh, hey.
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Carrie, I brought you some
of that noodle casserole,
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and for dessert, rice pudding.
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How you feeling?
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Well...
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I'm not as weak.
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Well, don't you worry.
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Miracle noodles
coming right up.
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What is she, your caterer now?
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I'm still sick, you know.
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I'm very weak and achy.
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Really. Then why weren't
you under the covers
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before she got here?
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I was trying to be
brave for you.
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Health express coming through.
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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Enjoy.
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OK. I will.
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Mmm.
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What do you think?
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Great. I'm feeling
better already.
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Good, good. Well, if
you're all set here,
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I'm gonna take off.
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Oh, um, Holly...
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. It's just
that I don't know
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what I'm gonna do
for dinner tomorrow.
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Oh, I've got more of the
noodle casserole at home.
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I could bring it by
if you want.
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Yeeeahhh. I was thinking
something a little bit more...
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Main coursey.
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Like? Like?
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Like...
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Something with lamb?
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You know?
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Maybe those tiny lamb chops?
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I'm just throwin'
that one out there.
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O- OK, yeah.
No problem.
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I just have to
stop by the store.
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And the ATM.
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Oh, and, could you maybe
make something for Doug, too?
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I feel so bad. I haven't
been able to cook for him.
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Wh-what would he like?
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Um, I don't know.
Maybe some pasta?
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Caesar salad?
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Oh... OK.
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Um...
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We have, um, lamb chops
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and pasta, Caesar salad.
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Does that have
anchovies in it?
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Usually does.
Do you want 'em?
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Put 'em on the side.
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Anchovies on the side.
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And to drink?
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Is sprite OK?
7-up?
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OK. OK.
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Great.
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Sprite.
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Ah-choo!
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Thanks.
God bless you.
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Sprite.
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Hello, Spence.
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Calling it a night?
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Yep. I am beat.
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I cannot wait to get into bed.
249
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I'm sure that will
give me great comfort
250
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while I'm alone on the
platform being stabbed.
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It's perfectly safe down here.
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Although I think people could
pick up after themselves.
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If I was a betting man,
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I'd say you couldn't
do that again.
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00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:56,706
I guess you'd lose, then.
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00:12:56,774 --> 00:12:58,424
Hold it, son.
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By any chance,
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have you ever played
shuffleboard?
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00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:05,131
No.
260
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,159
I can't believe that.
You must have played before.
261
00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:08,985
You have perfect form.
262
00:13:09,053 --> 00:13:11,655
Look, I have a tournament
coming up.
263
00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:13,056
I want you to play with me.
264
00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,424
No!
265
00:13:14,492 --> 00:13:16,025
I told you I don't play!
266
00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:19,963
Anymore.
267
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,383
The Summer I turned 14
268
00:13:23,451 --> 00:13:24,984
was a magical time.
269
00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:28,171
I was the best junior
shuffleboarder in the city.
270
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:30,891
My coach said,
"sky's the limit."
271
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,842
College recruiters
were hounding me.
272
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:34,377
And the girls...
273
00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:37,113
Hello, first base.
274
00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:39,749
I had just gotten back
from a Goodwill tour
275
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:41,017
of the iron curtain countries,
276
00:13:41,085 --> 00:13:43,753
and I was on top of the world.
277
00:13:43,821 --> 00:13:45,989
Hey, ma. I'm going to
the shuffleboard nationals
278
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:47,657
in boca raton.
279
00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:49,192
Maybe I can win us
some prize money
280
00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:50,393
and finally get us--
281
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:54,247
mom?
282
00:13:54,314 --> 00:13:55,432
Coach wallach?
283
00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,000
Hey, kid.
284
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,601
How you doin'?
285
00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:00,837
That's great news, Spencer.
286
00:14:00,905 --> 00:14:04,341
Now be a dear,
and get mommy a ginger ale.
287
00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:12,131
That's a terrible story.
288
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,285
Although not exactly
a surprise ending.
289
00:14:18,156 --> 00:14:19,522
On that day, I put down my cue
290
00:14:19,590 --> 00:14:22,892
and I will never
pick it up again.
291
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,478
Fine.
292
00:14:24,545 --> 00:14:27,447
But do me one favor then.
293
00:14:29,083 --> 00:14:33,186
Do you know what this is?
294
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:37,391
Of course I do. It's a
regulation shuffleboard glove.
295
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,892
Put it on.
296
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,094
And if you still
feel the same way,
297
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:43,497
we'll never speak
of this again.
298
00:14:53,357 --> 00:14:56,659
God, this just feels so right.
299
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:18,565
Uh...
300
00:15:18,632 --> 00:15:19,766
Arthur.
301
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,534
What's Spence doing here?
302
00:15:21,602 --> 00:15:24,304
And why is he dressed
like Mitch gaylord?
303
00:15:24,372 --> 00:15:27,674
Ohh, there's no easy way
to say this, Douglas.
304
00:15:27,741 --> 00:15:30,110
I'm making some changes
on team Spooner.
305
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:32,512
Actually, just one change.
306
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,813
He's in, you're out.
307
00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:36,316
What are you talking about?
308
00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:37,817
Let's not make a scene.
309
00:15:37,885 --> 00:15:39,252
What about all that talk
310
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,680
about me and you
against the world,
311
00:15:40,688 --> 00:15:43,089
holding up that foot powder,
winning this thing together?
312
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:44,941
The operative term
there was "winning."
313
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:47,393
Look at him, Douglas.
He's beautiful.
314
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:50,947
Like he's genetically
bred to play the game.
315
00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:52,149
Fine.
316
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:53,376
You play with your boyfriend,
317
00:15:53,401 --> 00:15:54,684
but I got news for you,
old man.
318
00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:56,753
I've been practicing my game,
319
00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,387
and you know what?
Here's a little taste
320
00:15:58,455 --> 00:15:59,956
of what you're
gonna be missing.
321
00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:05,178
Oh! My good hip!
322
00:16:49,524 --> 00:16:50,924
Hey.
323
00:16:51,025 --> 00:16:53,709
Hey, Hol, a little late
tonight. I'm starving.
324
00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:56,629
OK. I have
your saffron Risotto
325
00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,732
and your Chilean sea
bass with mango chutney.
326
00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:02,452
Wait a minute. You didn't
make me your spring rolls?
327
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,388
Oh, no, no. I couldn't
find any fresh crab meat,
328
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:08,425
and I know how you
hate the imitation.
329
00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:10,643
OK. You know what?
330
00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:12,312
Don't you worry about it.
331
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:14,347
OK?
332
00:17:14,415 --> 00:17:18,567
So, uh... I see you
went to work today.
333
00:17:18,635 --> 00:17:24,357
Yeah, yeah. New job, so I had to
drag myself out of bed, you know?
334
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:27,677
I see you also dragged
yourself to bloomingdale's.
335
00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:31,514
What are you driving
at here, Hol?
336
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,366
No. Well, it's just
that, I mean,
337
00:17:33,434 --> 00:17:35,101
if someone were to
walk in here,
338
00:17:35,169 --> 00:17:37,737
they might think
that I was the sick one
339
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:40,240
and that you were the
well one. That's all.
340
00:17:40,308 --> 00:17:44,060
Well, I can't speak for you,
but I am sick.
341
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,162
What, should I be sitting
here with a big red nose
342
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,598
and a thermometer
hanging out of my mouth?
343
00:17:48,665 --> 00:17:49,865
A hot water bottle right here?
344
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:52,302
This is what a sick
person looks like.
345
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,602
No, no. It's just...
346
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,305
Well, you bought lingerie.
347
00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:56,873
I am sick!
348
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,541
All right, I'm sick!
349
00:17:58,609 --> 00:18:01,812
I got a new job.
It's very stressful.
350
00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:03,746
It was a very difficult
time to be sick.
351
00:18:03,814 --> 00:18:06,014
You calling me a liar? I
didn't mean to call you a liar.
352
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:09,369
The only thing that was making
me feel better was your cooking.
353
00:18:09,437 --> 00:18:11,037
I really wanted
the spring rolls.
354
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:13,556
I will-I will make
those spring rolls.
355
00:18:13,624 --> 00:18:15,658
I just didn't know where
to get the crab meat.
356
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:18,361
Well, you can get them
down by the docks
357
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,697
if you get there
when the boats come in.
358
00:18:21,816 --> 00:18:24,117
OK. OK.
I'll do that.
359
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:25,718
Again, I'm really-
ah-choo!
360
00:18:25,786 --> 00:18:27,020
Sorry.
361
00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:30,823
Ooh, you didn't breathe
on any of the food, did you?
362
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:31,724
No, I was careful.
363
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:32,842
OK.
364
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,077
All right, sweetie.
365
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,348
Hey, ma!
366
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,565
You're not gonna believe it.
367
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,567
I'm doin' it.
I'm playing again.
368
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:43,569
I even got in touch
with my old coach.
369
00:18:43,637 --> 00:18:46,006
He said he was gonna--
370
00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:48,591
mom?
371
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:49,792
Coach wallach?
372
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,894
Oh, hey, kid, how you doing?
373
00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:55,765
Well, you're the one who
got back in touch with him.
374
00:18:55,832 --> 00:18:59,235
Be a dear and get
mommy a ginger ale.
375
00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:05,158
But the finals are tomorrow.
376
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:06,292
You gotta play.
377
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,661
Come on, stop blubbering.
378
00:19:09,897 --> 00:19:12,698
So your mother gets
around. What else is new?
379
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,902
Oh, the hell with you!
380
00:19:22,342 --> 00:19:24,494
What, are you making
a sandwich?
381
00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:30,233
What gave me away, the
bread, ham, and mustard?
382
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:32,569
Big man scores again.
383
00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:34,170
Anyway, eat up.
384
00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:36,339
You need your strength.
Tomorrow's a big day.
385
00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,091
Yeah? What's so
big about it?
386
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:39,776
Why, you and I
are in the finals
387
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,277
against Philip and Warren.
388
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:43,346
Don't tell me you forgot?
389
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,882
What are you talking
about? You dumped me.
390
00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:48,635
Dumped you? That
doesn't sound like me.
391
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,805
Wait a second. That
was Spence on the phone.
392
00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:55,641
He's out, and you want
me back in, is that it?
393
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:59,545
Great. Now that we're up to
speed, let's talk strategy.
394
00:19:59,613 --> 00:20:01,364
What-what would
possibly make you think
395
00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:03,500
I would come back and
help you win this thing?
396
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:05,851
Why would I help you
do anything?
397
00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:12,658
You're right.
398
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,127
I'm sorry, Douglas.
399
00:20:14,195 --> 00:20:17,497
I guess when you've failed in
as many things as I have in life,
400
00:20:17,565 --> 00:20:21,033
a basket of foot powder
looks like the nobel prize.
401
00:20:23,237 --> 00:20:24,837
I've lost that.
402
00:20:24,905 --> 00:20:27,707
And now I've probably
lost you, too.
403
00:20:28,775 --> 00:20:30,410
Well, good night.
404
00:20:32,946 --> 00:20:34,780
All right, I'll play.
405
00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:36,983
Really?
406
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,819
Yeah, but you realize
407
00:20:39,886 --> 00:20:41,787
we're probably not
gonna win this thing.
408
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:46,126
Just you doing this
means I've already won.
409
00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,564
Loser! I would've been
better off with an ape.
410
00:20:51,632 --> 00:20:53,333
You said you didn't
care about winning.
411
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,834
You're dead to me.
412
00:20:54,901 --> 00:20:56,836
Same here!
413
00:20:56,904 --> 00:20:59,639
Aha, sweet relief.
414
00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:01,074
Heh heh heh.
415
00:21:12,185 --> 00:21:13,385
Carrie!
416
00:21:13,453 --> 00:21:15,538
I have your jambalaya.
417
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:20,076
Come on. And 2, and 3,
and 4! Come on!
418
00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:21,510
Lift your legs!
419
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:24,180
Just leave it on the
counter there. Thanks, Hol.
420
00:21:24,247 --> 00:21:25,848
Keep those elbows up.
421
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:29,852
Come on, and 1!
And 2! And 3! And 4!
422
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,170
Feel the burn.
423
00:21:31,238 --> 00:21:34,941
Ah-choo!
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