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Douglas, mind if I snag one
of more challenging sections?
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Go ahead.
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OK, you gonna read the paper,
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or are you gonna
strangle someone?
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The cheap ink they use
makes my fingers black.
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OK. Thanks for
wettin' down page 1.
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By the way, you got
a phone call before.
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Some guy irv
from the senior center.
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He wanted to know
if you could, uh,
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fill in for him at the
front desk next week.
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Me? I haven't held a position
of authority in years.
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No, I'm afraid I can't do it.
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Or could I?
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The will is there, but
do I have the stamina?
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Damn it, if irv needs
me, I can't let him down!
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I'll do it.
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Couldn't care less.
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Let's light this candle.
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Josephine, can I see you
for a minute?
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Have a seat.
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As you know, I'm taking over
the reins from irv.
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I think we should discuss
what I expect from you.
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Who are you again?
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I'm the guy
who's gonna make this
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the best-run senior center
in the city.
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That's who.
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Now, what's on my calendar?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh! Oh, yes.
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You know the pudding
we have on wednesdays?
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Well, the salesman's coming
tomorrow to pick up his check.
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Pudding salesman, huh?
Mm-hmm.
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Find out everything
you can about this guy...
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What he likes, what he hates.
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If he takes a crap,
I wanna know about it.
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Nice jacket there, pimp daddy.
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Hey. A little gift
from Kelly
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for no reason at all.
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Ahem.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the matter?
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Sunday Times.
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Wedding announcements.
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Oh.
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"Mr. and Mrs. Hugo Battaglia
of Queens, New York,
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"announce the upcoming marriage
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of their daughter Denise
Ruth Battaglia..."
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"To Scott John Van Wagner,
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"son of James and Arlene Van
Wagner of Memphis, Tennessee.
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"The wedding will take place
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at greater mount Morris first
presbyterian church in Memphis."
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I- I can't believe it.
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We-we broke up,
like, 3 months ago,
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and now she's
already getting married?
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Well, maybe it's a different
Denise Ruth Battaglia...
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Of Queens.
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No. No, it's her.
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It-it--
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look-look at this guy
she's marrying.
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Look at this loser! Look!
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Lot of stripes. What is he, a general?
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So, bro, what do you
feel like doing?
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What's that?
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Strip club?
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Just take me home.
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Fine.
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Look, Spence...
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I know you're gonna find
somebody just as good as Denise,
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if not better.
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Oh, yeah? Right.
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Do you really think
I'm gonna find a woman
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who's as into avant-garde film
as I am or folk dancing
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or is a ninth-level player
the gathering?
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Absolutely.
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No, I blew it.
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I- I should have
fought for her.
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I should have grabbed her
by those incredible shoulders
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and said, "I love you,
and I know you love me."
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But did I do that? No.
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You know why? Same reason
I'm selling tokens on the subway
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instead of driving the train.
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I thought you failed
the psych test.
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You didn't see that inkblot!
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The bottom line is
everything would be different
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if I'd just taken a stand!
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Well, maybe it's not too late.
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What do you mean?
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To tell Denise what you just told us.
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But she's getting married
in Memphis tomorrow.
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I mean, even if I wanted to, I
couldn't make it there in time.
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You could if we
start driving right now.
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Really?
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Kelly and the kids
are at her mom's.
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I got noplace else
to be. I'm in.
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You really think
we can do this?
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If we're gonna go
on an extended trip,
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I'm gonna have to stop
and get my bite plate.
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But what-what if
I'm wrong, though?
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What if she doesn't
love me back?
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Well, maybe she does,
and maybe she doesn't.
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There's only one way
to find out.
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Because if I sleep
without that thing,
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my jaw snaps shut
like a bear trap.
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I don't know.
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Spence, look, you
got a chance here,
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and you gotta go for it.
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If you don't go for it,
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you're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.
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So where am I
steering this car?
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Memphis, Tennessee.
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That's what I'm talking about! Yeah!
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Yeah!
Memphis!
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Hey, hey, what about Carrie?
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What about car-
what about Carrie?
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Here's about Carrie, OK?
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Hey, babe. It's me.
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Look, don't wait up,
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'cause I'm gonna be driving
to Memphis to stop a wedding.
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Denise.
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Yeah.
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Spence's old girlfriend.
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No, it's not stupid.
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W- why can't I?
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I know I said we'd
go food shopping.
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Look, all I want
is pop-tarts.
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Please, OK?
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I already told him I
would do this thing, OK?
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I'm-you know what?
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I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
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She's cool.
She's very cool.
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OK, she checked in last night?
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OK, great, thanks.
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I got it. Denise is staying at
the west Memphis econo-lodge.
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Fancy.
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Well...
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In about 10 hours,
she's gonna open her door
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to find me standing there
holding a single red rose
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and saying, "excuse me, miss,
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I think I left
my love in here."
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All right, man.
There you go.
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In case I didn't say it,
thanks for this.
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That's what friends do.
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You guys are great.
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Right back at ya.
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I'm glad you're in my life.
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OK, love scene over.
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We're coming up
on I-70.
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Great!
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Uh... take that west
to I-64,
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hook up with the I-40,
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and then straight
through bartlett
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and on into Memphis.
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Heh heh.
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Oh, Deac, doesn't
your dad live in bartlett?
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Uh-huh.
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No reason we can't stop in
on the way back.
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That's OK.
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Nnnnnn!
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No, I mean, it's silly.
It's on the way.
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I said no.
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What part of nnnn-nn
didn't you understand?
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Sorry.
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Hey, is it me or...
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Those cows getting
anybody else hungry?
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I could eat.
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Why don't you wake Danny up?
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Oh, he's asleep?
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He's not supposed to sleep
without his bite plate.
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Hey, Danny, we're gonna
get some food.
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Danny!
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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Ohh!
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God!
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What's going on?
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I need $600.
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What?
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I need $600.
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Ow!
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Can you give the guy
a credit card?
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He won't take one.
He wants cash.
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What?
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He wants cash!
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Ow!
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It hurts to talk.
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What?
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It hurts when I talk!
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Can we just pay the guy
and get out of here?
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Look, I've got $100.
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I got, like, 80.
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I got, like, 50.
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I don't have anything.
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Well, my wallet's at home
on my dresser
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next to my bite plate.
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We're still way short.
What are we gonna do?
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I don't think this thing
fits right.
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Yeah, well, it cost me
a leather jacket,
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so I'm gonna need you
to make it fit.
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Look at that,
cachingo Indian casino.
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Oh, yeah?
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We need cash, and you can
get a crapload of money
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with just your credit
card at those places.
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Guys, it's 22 miles
out of the way.
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We're not gonna
make it to the hotel
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before Denise leaves
for the wedding.
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You want to stop a wedding,
you do it at the church.
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Everybody knows that.
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I still say we keep going.
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Whoa, she's turning.
What's happening?
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What are you doing?
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It's not me.
It's the car.
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She's taking us there.
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She does this
with krispy kreme, too.
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Just go in and get
money. No gambling, OK?
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Absolutely not.
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Shutty.
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Still declined, ma'am.
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What?
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Sorry.
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I don't believe this.
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Do I have to put
this stuff back or...
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Yeah. Excuse me. Thank you.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Thanks.
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Hi, irv.
Got my check?
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Irv's not here. The
name's Arthur Spooner.
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And you are?
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Steve Gitt.
I'm with royale pudding.
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I know all about you,
Mr. Gitt.
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How you like to prey
on the elderly
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and their weakness
for creamy desserts.
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Well, news flash, mister.
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Your days of price gouging
are about to end.
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Um, what we charge is right in
line with the other companies.
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I don't want some price
cooked up
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in the smoke-filled rooms
of your pudding cartel.
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I want real value.
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Now, I'm going to
write down a number,
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and that's what we're
going to pay from now on.
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Where's a pen?
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You can use mine.
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Thank you.
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What's this,
your company logo?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm, it's quite
a handsome pen.
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You can keep it if you want.
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You mean that?
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Sure.
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Nicely played, Mr. Gitt.
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How are we doing on time?
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You don't have to
worry, Spence.
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We'll get you to your
precious wedding.
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Take it easy on him.
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Thanks, but I think I
had enough of your advice
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back at that Blackjack table.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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"Oh, you gotta
split those 8s."
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You always split 8s.
That's what the book says.
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What book is that, the secrets
of losing, by I.B. Stupid?
262
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:21,321
He's right. You
always split 8s.
263
00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:22,739
You didn't help
matters either,
264
00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:24,374
smiling at me
like that... jinxy.
265
00:12:24,442 --> 00:12:26,609
Don't call me jinxy.
266
00:12:26,677 --> 00:12:27,694
You owe me $200.
267
00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:29,002
You owe me a new
leather jacket.
268
00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:29,846
Guys...
269
00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:31,264
That's jinxy's fault!
270
00:12:31,332 --> 00:12:32,766
Don't say that!
271
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:33,951
Just shut up.
272
00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:35,485
I got a slightly better idea.
273
00:12:35,553 --> 00:12:37,253
Why don't you shut up?
274
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,206
You're buying me a jacket.
275
00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:42,976
OK, don't be touching me.
276
00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:44,878
I'll touch you all I want.
277
00:12:44,946 --> 00:12:47,914
Don't do that, man!
278
00:12:47,982 --> 00:12:52,385
Oh! Oh, my God.
The announcement flew out!
279
00:12:52,453 --> 00:12:53,503
So?
280
00:12:53,655 --> 00:12:55,989
I don't remember
the name of the church.
281
00:12:59,593 --> 00:13:01,611
Hello.
282
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:02,579
Hey, it's me.
283
00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:03,947
Oh, hey, honey.
284
00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,782
Where are you guys now?
285
00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,233
I don't know.
Buttcrack, Kentucky.
286
00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:08,935
Buttcreek.
287
00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:12,438
Anyway, I lost the
name of the church
288
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:13,826
that Denise is getting
married in.
289
00:13:13,851 --> 00:13:15,008
Do you have the paper there?
290
00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:16,460
Uh, yeah.
I think I do.
291
00:13:16,527 --> 00:13:18,761
Hey, honey, funny story.
292
00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:20,263
I was at the market today.
293
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:23,233
I had a cart loaded
with stuff,
294
00:13:23,301 --> 00:13:25,034
and they wouldn't
take my credit card.
295
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,270
And here's the funny part...
296
00:13:27,338 --> 00:13:29,239
They said it was maxed out
297
00:13:29,306 --> 00:13:32,225
because of a charge
at a cachingo casino.
298
00:13:32,293 --> 00:13:34,912
Really?
299
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:37,647
Did you lose $600?
300
00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:39,415
Only because
of splitsy and jinxy!
301
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,534
What is going on there?
302
00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:44,120
Do you have the name
of the church?
303
00:13:44,188 --> 00:13:46,790
Yes, I have it. Greater mount
Morris first presbyterian.
304
00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:48,658
Great. Thank you.
305
00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:50,927
And by the way, you do know
that you're dead, right?
306
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:53,162
Oh, sure.
307
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:54,164
I got it.
308
00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:57,267
Great. Now we need gas,
we don't have any money.
309
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,752
I have one more credit card,
310
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,020
but I'm only supposed to use
it in case of an emergency.
311
00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:02,923
It's got, like,
a 30% interest rate.
312
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:05,158
I think this is an emergency.
313
00:14:07,528 --> 00:14:11,948
Hey, we need a fill-up
on, uh, pump number 3.
314
00:14:12,016 --> 00:14:13,449
Whoa.
315
00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:15,786
We do not accept visa.
316
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,170
What?
317
00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:19,956
Diner's club or sunoco-
either one.
318
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:22,075
Is there anyplace around
here that does accept it?
319
00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:23,776
Indian casino up the road.
320
00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:36,790
Different card.
321
00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:45,332
Declined.
322
00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:48,986
I know the drill.
323
00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:53,773
Pardon me.
324
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,939
"Happy valley pudding."
325
00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:13,710
You got a nice product,
Mr. Lucas.
326
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:15,161
Thanks. I like it, too.
327
00:15:15,229 --> 00:15:17,096
Maybe a bit too much.
328
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:20,934
I'm just gonna jot down
a few notes here
329
00:15:21,002 --> 00:15:22,268
with my pen.
330
00:15:22,336 --> 00:15:23,269
Oh, my.
331
00:15:23,337 --> 00:15:25,038
I seem to have inadvertently
332
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:28,808
grabbed the pen provided
to me by royale pudding,
333
00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:32,646
your fiercest competitor.
334
00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:35,231
This is awkward.
335
00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:36,500
How so?
336
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,869
Well, just that it's
quite a nice pen.
337
00:15:39,937 --> 00:15:44,608
It would take a strong man
not to be seduced by it.
338
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:50,012
It's leaking a little ink
on your hand there.
339
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,465
Stop being coy, Mr. Lucas.
You're a man of the world.
340
00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:53,833
You want a shot
at this account,
341
00:15:53,901 --> 00:15:57,370
start batting your eyes
and show me your goodies.
342
00:15:57,438 --> 00:15:59,306
What?!
343
00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:02,625
Perks! Swag!
Start wooing me.
344
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:04,044
Um...
345
00:16:04,111 --> 00:16:07,380
I have a rice pudding sample,
346
00:16:07,447 --> 00:16:09,649
but it's been in my car
for a few weeks.
347
00:16:09,717 --> 00:16:11,701
That's it?
348
00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:15,371
Then why the hell are you
wasting my valuable time?
349
00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:18,225
You called me!
At home on a Sunday!
350
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:21,528
You know what?
Get out.
351
00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:23,546
Leave the rice pudding.
352
00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:29,486
All right, we've just
entered Tennessee.
353
00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:33,757
Governor Phil Bredesen
welcomes you.
354
00:16:33,824 --> 00:16:36,660
Hey, bredesenyyyy!
355
00:16:36,727 --> 00:16:39,796
Oh, God, the yellow light on
the fuel Gauge just went on.
356
00:16:39,864 --> 00:16:41,765
That's all right. That's
just to scare people.
357
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,533
We could've gotten gas
358
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,269
if you guys hadn't gambled
away all our money again!
359
00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:48,404
See, that's just
pointing out a problem
360
00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:51,274
without offering a solution.
361
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:54,577
Hey, Deac, um...
362
00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:56,412
Your dad lives
right on the way.
363
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,181
Couldn't we ask him
for the gas money?
364
00:16:58,249 --> 00:17:00,683
Look, I really don't
want to see him.
365
00:17:00,751 --> 00:17:03,553
You know what, Deac?
Maybe he's changed.
366
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,622
Maybe if you told him
how you felt,
367
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:08,791
you know, how he hurt you,
368
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:12,595
you guys could forge a
whole new relationship.
369
00:17:14,699 --> 00:17:16,099
That's right, old man.
370
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,902
All I ever wanted was my daddy
to tell me that he loved me.
371
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,536
Well, I'll tell you
something, boy,
372
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,772
I don't know for a fact
I even am your daddy,
373
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,440
the way your mama
catted around.
374
00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:26,877
Don't you talk about my mama!
375
00:17:26,944 --> 00:17:29,012
I'll kill ya!
376
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,748
They're getting it
all out. That's good.
377
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,868
Yeah, you hightail it, boy.
378
00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:36,736
And don't you ever come back!
379
00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,825
Let's go.
380
00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:50,567
So how did you do
moolah-wise?
381
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:59,392
OK, 2 miles away.
How we doing on gas?
382
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,777
W- we're OK.
383
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:02,728
I been doing
a lot of coasting.
384
00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:07,534
Please, God, if you
care anything about me,
385
00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:10,637
let this car go 2 more miles.
386
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:19,980
OK, big guy not a Spence fan.
387
00:18:27,054 --> 00:18:30,724
Ow!
388
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,360
I'm comin', baby.
389
00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,027
Your knight in
shining arm--
390
00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,497
oh, God! Aah!
391
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:39,199
Come on.
392
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,117
I think I sprained my ankle.
393
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:42,752
Go on without me.
394
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,087
Um...
395
00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:46,890
I don't want to marry Denise.
396
00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:50,042
But I can't walk.
397
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:03,906
Ow! Aah! Ah!
398
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:14,900
All right,
this is it. Go.
399
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:15,968
Go!
400
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:25,378
Actually, she's probably
already married by now.
401
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:27,747
What say we head back?
402
00:19:27,815 --> 00:19:28,815
What?!
403
00:19:28,883 --> 00:19:30,717
Yeah, I changed my mind.
404
00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:31,952
This was fun.
405
00:19:32,019 --> 00:19:33,352
Y- you're doing this.
406
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,055
What if I'm wrong?
What if she doesn't love me?
407
00:19:36,123 --> 00:19:37,256
You're still doing it!
408
00:19:37,324 --> 00:19:38,257
Ow!
409
00:19:38,325 --> 00:19:40,627
Spence, you listen to me.
410
00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:43,229
We went through hell
to get you here.
411
00:19:43,297 --> 00:19:46,967
I mean, Danny, he may
never eat solid food again.
412
00:19:47,034 --> 00:19:49,869
And I gambled away
a mortgage payment,
413
00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,504
and now I gotta go home
and face a wife
414
00:19:51,572 --> 00:19:54,741
who's gonna kick my ass!
415
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:57,526
And this man-
this man is broken.
416
00:19:57,594 --> 00:19:58,728
To get you here,
417
00:19:58,795 --> 00:19:59,963
he had to learn that his
daddy doesn't love him
418
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:01,264
and his mama slept around.
419
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:02,265
Might've slept around.
420
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,067
Might've slept around.
421
00:20:04,134 --> 00:20:05,634
And why did we do it?
422
00:20:05,702 --> 00:20:07,703
I'll tell you why.
423
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,939
'Cause we believe in you.
424
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:11,757
So the least you can do
425
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:15,078
is believe in yourself, too.
426
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,817
Let's stop a wedding.
427
00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:26,422
...in marriage, the most
sacred of institutions.
428
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,125
But first...
If there is anyone here
429
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,659
who has reason to believe
430
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:34,013
these two should not
be joined in sacred matrimony,
431
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,167
let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.
432
00:20:40,955 --> 00:20:42,054
I do!
433
00:20:42,123 --> 00:20:44,857
I love you,
Denise Ruth Battaglia!
434
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,278
I love you, too, Ted.
435
00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:51,047
I'm so sorry, Scott.
436
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,544
Oh, hi, Spence.
437
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,445
Glad you could come.
438
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:13,870
Huh!
439
00:21:23,898 --> 00:21:27,299
So, how's everyone enjoying
their after bingo treat?
440
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:29,369
I thought we were
getting pudding.
441
00:21:29,436 --> 00:21:31,704
Why are we eating baked beans?
442
00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:33,389
It's a change of pace.
443
00:21:33,457 --> 00:21:36,159
Open your minds,
you old buzzards!
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